Friday Night Paper Fight || 8 Player Edge of Eternities Draft

Spades_Slicc: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week its a 8-Player Edge of Eternities Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PDT (20s ago).
 RockPusher:   
  Juliamon: 
 LostThePirate: -----   
Nickiatori: Just saw the ping in wheelers server, Spiderman draft?
Nickiatori: I am excited
DideRobot: LRR: This evening on the Friday Night Paper Fight we’re drafting the latest and greatest… SPID— EDGE OF ETERNITIES! | You know, the set that comes out next week 😬. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114916358236141255
Lolbusaur: I was told there'd be spiders and mans 
 Bruceski: You paid for the whole draft but you'll only need the edge! This joke will never get old for at least two months.
 Fruan: Time to Edge!
Naolis: Cant believe wheeler catfished an entire discord
Matsunen: I was told there would be mans and spiders
 Bruceski: The men are on camera, the spiders are behind you
Nickiatori: @Bruceski better than the Edging for eternites joke I have seen about 10000 times so far
 RatherLargeToad: Los Spidros Gigantes?
 Bruceski: @Nickiatori Yeah, I'm far too vanilla to make that one.
 Sorator13: evening!
Lolbusaur: There's mans behind me too
 Dog_of_Myth: 500 SPAAAACE!!
 pleonasticTautology: my nesting partner is a spider
 Julian_Rogue: @RatherLargeToad Los Spidros Stelaris
 RatherLargeToad: Set phasers to: FUN
 thraximore: In Walks Barbarella, set to FUN
 RockPusher: 
 GhostValv: gottem
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 vinewood_og: Draws a land
 thraximore: 
Drum0_0: 
 pleonasticTautology: 1000 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 1  Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five year mission: To explore strange, new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before.
 GhostValv: your spidey bank account is tingling more like 
 ElektroTal: ME???
 ContingentCat: Me?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Them?
 RockPusher: We're to blame
 protojman: Landing party to Moonbase
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoisedTameVampireWOOP-U9jxeMhf41y4iy7J
 comrade_cards: I refuse to be held responsible
 KaleidoscopeMind: we can fit all of that on a 1 inch button?
 RockPusher: sububububathon
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 RatherLargeToad: Is it weird to anyone else that the Spider-Man mechanic works so well with the Bloomburrow frog mechanics?
 djalternative: currently scheduled as a 2 hour subathon
 RockPusher: Single people in your streaming area
Aneximarius: single people, in my area?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Matsunen: All the AM will be accounted for
 thraximore: Yeah, I was told Nelly and Wheeler are married
 e_bloc: I picked a good time to get laid off, I get to watch way too much of the subathon
 ElektroTal: Cannot wait for my Blackpink deck
 couchboyj: Thwip!  Get spaced!
 RatherLargeToad: Ned Landers?
 RockPusher: Void coefficient
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I built a Jessica deck for the Girls Generation set.
 GhostValv: D:
 public_key_reveal_party: D:
Desruprot: @RatherLargeToad stupid sexy landers
 TheWriterAleph: spaystaceans
 e_bloc: about 60% the same as last set, very good
 comrade_cards: @rockpusher positive or negative?
Nickiatori: RW spacestations? they do that everytime!
 RockPusher: comrade_cards positive, keep it spicy
   LoadingReadyRun:  since we are using so many mics, I have a bit of background noise removal filter turned on, let me know if it sound weird
 Sorator13: mom let you have TWO rares??
 GhostValv: 
Spades_Slicc: Cam you have to do it
 Dog_of_Myth: That sigh
rosiedog88: do it coward!
 ContingentCat: I was briefly interested in laboobies until I saw how much they cost and nope
 RatherLargeToad: dubious food
EvilBadman: Pass it to wheeler, Cam
Nickiatori: Lobster?
 RockPusher: casual eating
 couchboyj: 2 food items and the lobster, iirc?
 e_bloc: draft but you get to pick the next player to get your pack
 ElektroTal: Casual Food is my next podcast
 KaleidoscopeMind: casually indestructable
 protojman: evergreen food
 GhostValv: 
Hadouken_lol_catz: let the jank flow cam
 GhostValv: \o/
Spades_Slicc: Hero Mode!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ContingentCat I hadn't looked up the price, but figured they we were too expensive based on all the hype
 RatherLargeToad: yeeeeeeessssss
 ContingentCat: the absolute madman
 memnus: Heck yeah Cam
 RockPusher: Cameron is doing it!
 pleonasticTautology: i blame justin mcelroy (the american one) for putting the acronym "qsr" in my vocab
 Sorator13: yesssssss, excellent choice Cam
 niccus: waiting for the Serious Eats ub
rosiedog88: still ends up mono white lol
 AtomicAlchemical: We salute your courage o7
 RatherLargeToad: 5 color should be pretty viable with all the lander tokens
Spades_Slicc: Simply take every card that makes a lander
 ContingentCat: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters yeah I saw someone commenting on the price and looked it up to confirm
Spades_Slicc: What?!?
 djalternative: Look, I'd totally take a Good Eats UB secret lair if it's just an Alton Brown card and many many delicious food tokens
Nickiatori: no we are Fnpf watchers not lets nope watchers we still have our eardrums
 pleonasticTautology: i can't wait for "big" and "cool" to have the same semantic saturation as the great canadian beerfest vlogs saying "good"
 RockPusher: I mean, if you don't have transporters then you need a lot of landers
 definenull: ah I forgot it started earlier!
Desruprot: Maud Landers?
 ElektroTal: i went into the streamer event completely blind and it was really challenging to figure out what the cards actually did
 RatherLargeToad: it’s weird Morbid
 Bruceski: Good to know that there's Tezzeret support if he gets pulled.
 GhostValv: 
 definenull: beware food sack
 TheWriterAleph: sac lunch
 Cosmonautilis24: Easter Egg spotted in upper right of screen
Desruprot: @RatherLargeToad closer to Revolt I think
 RockPusher: don't clean out the refrigerator — the LRR story
   LoadingReadyRun: the V O I D calls to lunch
 Bruceski: Spaceship for scale
Spades_Slicc: Hey! who's that falling into Sothera
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Always blame Ian.
 public_key_reveal_party: @Cosmonautilis24 it took me way too long to figure out what that was
 RatherLargeToad: just take any card that has the word “Lander” on it
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There, that is the help you need. Blame Iam
Spades_Slicc: Delivering packages to the Eternal Faller?
 djalternative: if you don't clean out the fridge, you'll never find your house keys
Nickiatori: Where is the Orbiting underground Moonbase in regards to Solthera?
 definenull: 2025 magic
 bytecaster: Why card so much word?
 public_key_reveal_party: not quite a roborosewater draft level of reading
 definenull: the art is gorgeous tho
Desruprot: @Nickiatori Sothera is a black hole, so no underground to be had
 IbunWest: Pizza time
 Bruceski: I'm doing a prerelease tomorrow, first time doing paper Magic in almost 20 years. Got everything packed and bus schedules memorized.
 pleonasticTautology: hawkguy.
 RockPusher: Pizza tokens when
Desruprot: Pizza Time *Peter Parker drops Pizza*
 protojman: def gonna get that food token of spidey on the rooftop eating the burder with the mask bottom pulled up
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Man, as much as I hate Universes Beyond, I would dig a TMNT set.
 niccus: i hope we get a card of spiderman failing a qte
 raulghoulia: my friend has a Dhalsim Street Spider 2 Turbo deck
Desruprot: so far the Spider Man spoilers have featured a lot of Spidermans
 pleonasticTautology: i would, genuinely, love a proper vocaloid/hatsune miku set
 ContingentCat: I spiderman set that includes spiders man somehow would be so good
 RatherLargeToad: Spider-Ham gets into the Quina Frogpocalypse deck I’m brewing
 djalternative: at the very least, the spider-people are genetically actually spiders so I'll give them the type line
 bytecaster: Could you imagine if we still had the old Borborygmos ruling with all of these Spider-Man, Something cards?
Spades_Slicc: Did Cam just flip us off?
Desruprot: @ContingentCat Spider Ham was a Spider bit by a Radioactive Pig
 djalternative: spider-ham buffs frogs
 RatherLargeToad: Make all the frog tokens, then Spider-Ham pumps all the frogs
 bytecaster: Spider-Ham gives +1/+1 to lots of animal types
 pleonasticTautology: !card spider-ham
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
EvilBadman: Spider-Ham buffs a bunch of animals
 Bruceski: Spider-Ham buffs... pretty much all Bloomburror creature types
Desruprot: Spider Ham buffs a lot of stuff
 definenull: frogpocalypse sounds like a rad deck
 RatherLargeToad: Spider-Ham feels like a Bloomburrow legendary that they forgot to print last year
 RockPusher: Is Nelson a lever, cause he's pivoted?
 public_key_reveal_party: I just got spider ham mixed up with spider pig from the simpsons movie. I'm just saying it's weird it happened twice
 singinnonsense: notably all the main bloomborrow animals
Desruprot: Magic: The Gathering: Magic: The Gathering
 bytecaster: Well, I'm eepy
Desruprot: MTG x MTG
 e_bloc: stupendous
 GhostValv: feelin' pretty pog yall
 djalternative: you should be feeling the vast emptiness of space
 definenull: wha?
 ElektroTal: it looks like a poster from a national park
 definenull: oh no prerelease is gonna be so confusing
 e_bloc: its also like 40$
Desruprot: Burgeoning to a theater near you
 TheWriterAleph: nothing much what's burgeoning with you
Spades_Slicc: Tan! He's the man!!
 spawnofhastur: poor cameron
 bytecaster: At some point they'll just put in some Pokemon cards in MtG boosters to see if anybody will notice
Spades_Slicc: Tan!! He's the man!!!
Nickiatori: I like how Polite Cam is with the card passing device
Desruprot: @bytecaster I guess Yu Gi Oh's frames are too distinctive to put one in
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  Pywodwagon: I continue to despise magic cards that aren't laid out like magic cards
 public_key_reveal_party: @bytecaster it will be right after they do MtG x Yu Gi Oh
 AtomicAlchemical: Maybe Pokemon should start putting mtg reserve list reprints in packs
 Sorator13: stop that boy from genning!
  LRRbot: Burgeoning [G] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent plays a land, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 tryllebanjo: @AtomicAlchemical sickest cross promo ever
 pleonasticTautology: i'm excited to go back to lorwyn
 pleonasticTautology: i'll have a reason to build an elfball again >:3
 e_bloc: it's exploration but needs help from an opponent
evisam: anyone else excited about the lobster citizen card
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Juliamon: We are big fans about the lobster
 RockPusher: Air Bud Universes Beyond When? 
Desruprot: 
 GhostValv: wowie
 tryllebanjo: Bring out the lobster!
 MarkovDescendant: Totally a Crawfish and not a Lobster
 pleonasticTautology: a whole video *and* skit
  Juliamon: wow that was some weird english, gj me
 definenull: the intro skit was exquisite
Desruprot: I do like Lobster
EvilBadman: Lol is there a tiny Planet Express ship over the EoE Set symbol
 public_key_reveal_party: who among us is not big fan about lobster?
 couchboyj: Would we like the lobster less or more if he was a Homirid?  More for me, I think.
 gualdhar: you need a shorter hallway
 bytecaster: I like a good hike
 definenull: you didn't walk in, you were wheeled in
Spades_Slicc: It was a long walk but we need to get our steps in
 RatherLargeToad: the space elevator?
 singinnonsense: the elevator ?
 djalternative: space elevator?
 Fruan: The mana spaceship?
 spawnofhastur: the lobster is great
 spawnofhastur: i would rule zero the elevator deck 100%
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like to imagine that the lobster eats like a muppet. Just numnumnum with crumbs everywhere
 bytecaster: The lost elevator pitch
 djalternative: we can rule 0 the elevator
 singinnonsense: Judge Rob from GLHF fame also made the same mistake for a while
 Sorator13: look, if that one director can release a "weirder" version of Megalopolis...
 djalternative: @bytecaster fantastic joke. you're hired
 RatherLargeToad: the elevator is kind of busted as a commander, so probably for the best
 public_key_reveal_party: deck tech for a non sponsored thing for your game group who are good with loose interpretations
 bytecaster: @djalternative Thank you! I'm gonna be here all week!
 northos: we have burgeoned
 memnus: Love Squidding Man!
   LoadingReadyRun: Flying Man: Octodad edition
 bytecaster: The flying men went to the gym and trained their booty
Desruprot: back  in my day flying man was 1/1 with flying and thats it, thats all we got
 bytecaster: Ooooh, North 100 Showdown: Through the Ages!
 spawnofhastur: is cam drafting infect
 bytecaster: Poison victory is on the menu!
 public_key_reveal_party: is this pack 3?
 pleonasticTautology: according to yesterday ben, ben ulmer is an actual wizard whose dad works at wotc
 GhostValv: hmm
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @pleonasticTautology Can he planewalk?
 bytecaster: Ben's dad is rigging the shuffler!
 RockPusher: Can't just be a wizard, need to be a nepo-wizard
 couchboyj: Idiot, MtGO is handled out of house now!  We look for accuracy in our whining around here.
 e_bloc: gg shake my hand
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 GhostValv: ???
 djalternative: Is this a chance to make a new MTG cross-stitch?
 bytecaster: Yeah, right
 pleonasticTautology: it was *really funny* tbh
 Darleysam: don't put in the papers that...
 bytecaster: It stations very well
Desruprot: the 9/9 warp stations well
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 bo_brinkman: What?! Paid promotions!? 
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 bytecaster: Sorry, sorry, It was rude of me to presume
papagette: also the red trick that gives trample and haste to warpers
 RatherLargeToad: can’t not here the Bill & Ted “STATION!” every time it comes up
Manitu_25: also the red combat trick gives it trample and haste
Manitu_25: hte 9/9 that is
 RockPusher: I have to think that nowadays there would be some excellently weird flavour interaction fodder for Sick Rips
 DeM0nFiRe: I am imagining Star Trek but the characters just teleport onto the bridge, press a couple buttons, and then teleport away
 e_bloc: alls fair in love and warp
 pleonasticTautology: it's logarithmic
 bytecaster: And at warp 10 you turn into a weird lizard!
  Pywodwagon: going so fast that I turn into a lizard
 rosesmcgee: exponentially faster is the current warp scale
 RockPusher: Trek Warp rules have been inconsistent over the years
 bytecaster: And there is the thing where they added speed limit
 e_bloc: and going faster than like warp 4 is tearing the universe apart
 spawnofhastur: more energy and possible damage to space time or something?
Desruprot: don't want to overload the engines I guess
 GhostValv: D:
 comrade_cards: "threshold"
 pleonasticTautology: that episode won awards!
 RockPusher: and then Disco comes along with its insta-mushroom-warping
EvilBadman: But when is plaid
 djalternative: I assume it's just fuel costs and how close they are to a refueling station
 pleonasticTautology: I THINK IT EXISTS
 rosesmcgee: See you next Threshold Day
 goombalax: cowards
 gualdhar: wasn't it referenced repeatedly in Lower Decks
 pleonasticTautology: lower decks says it exists!!!
 Lord_Hosk: an EMMY
 RatherLargeToad: but Lower Decks will never let them forget
 pleonasticTautology: special effects!!!
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 ElektroTal: i liked that ep!
witchy_snake: You say that, yet on tumblr every year we celebrate the day of that episode.
 comrade_cards: Next gen addressed it, warp over 5 hurts subspace
 Lord_Hosk: They won an Emmy for special effects for Paris in that epsiode
 Shurtal: good ol' Warcrimes Janeway
 pleonasticTautology: @ElektroTal THANK YOU.
 singinnonsense: they also did a high warp made space pollution but then pretty much ignored it
 e_bloc: its the emmys but only for lizards
 Mangledpixel: warp speeds are actually fairly well detailed in the writers guide, but not all the writers followed that
 Geldaran: @comrade_cards and then they never mentioned it again. well, not never... handwaved it away as "oh we fixed it!"
 Lord_Hosk: Trekkie fight in the chat! WOOO!
 RockPusher: Build decks and swap out the drafting trapezoid
 pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk hosk what's your opinion on lower decks, because tbh i love lower decks
 spawnofhastur: if you rotate the sub badge 90 degrees clockwise it looks like the star trek logo
 spawnofhastur: Counterclockwise.
 spawnofhastur: Brain no work good.
 spawnofhastur: 
 Lord_Hosk: Lower decks is fun and I enjoy it, but I also agree with the people who say it relies TOO much on in jokes.
 pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk see, i feel like season 1 has that problem moreso, but like... idk, it really gets there and hits the right notes for me
 RockPusher: Lower Decks makes fun of the silly and bad things in Trek but with genuine love
 pleonasticTautology: like, the episode where we see the lower decks of the klingons and the vulcans
 pleonasticTautology: that was a lot of fun
 pleonasticTautology: @RockPusher YEAH
 pleonasticTautology: like, lower decks isn't ASHAMED to be star trek
 RockPusher: Plus, how amazing is it you can get a crossover between an animated Trek show and a live action Trek show and it is genuinely an absolute banger of an episode
 pleonasticTautology: G-D
 Lord_Hosk: Also Threshold was a great episode, but it failed in one way... They didn't write in a reason why they couldn't just warp 10 home and have the doctor fix the crew.  They needed to write in a reason like "The shuttle crashed destroying our only engine capable of warp 10" or "the fuel was so limited the two flights burned it up... but we will be on the look out for another source"
 pleonasticTautology: that crossover FUCKS
 RockPusher: and also the first in a 3-episode emotional whiplash of awesome
 pleonasticTautology: i do wanna watch SNW but i cancelled my paramount+ sub because, like, eh
 pleonasticTautology: i don't wanna sub to a service just for one (1) show
 RockPusher: goofy but heartfelt crossover with the comedy show into *extremely* dark study into the horrors and scars of war, into very solid musical episode
 Geldaran: sub for a month, binge it, cancel.
 Geldaran: @RockPusher that musical episode was silly as hell, but excellently done.
 pleonasticTautology: i can't do musicals so i skipped it
 Lord_Hosk: @pleonasticTautology Im not saying its bad... I LOVE the show I love the jokes, but its certainly a weak point and its a valid criticism of the writing.  We need to be open to dissent in fandom.
 pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk oh i'm not saying you're saying it's bad
 pleonasticTautology: and i do think it's a valid criticism, but also like, imo, the overreliance on humor tapers off
 pleonasticTautology: also damn jimmy what a star trek-ass song to have this convo to
 Lord_Hosk: I wanna watch roadquest again
 Mazrae: Wooo just in time for a break, how is everyone doing today
 pleonasticTautology: sleepy but good
 Lord_Hosk: Its a great day to be alive Mazrae Im glad you joined us, how are you doing today?
 definenull: Going for my first (and only) prerelease for the set
 Mazrae: @Lord_Hosk Im doing well just got out of bed about an hour or so ago
 RockPusher: perfect
 Kentosaurus: bop it
 Fruan: Bop it!
Aceviru: Perfect
 niccus: technology, am i right
 pleonasticTautology: lmao hi
  Pywodwagon: do WHAT on stream?
 RockPusher: 
 ardor_edi: heaven or hell lets rock
AdamLavadan: Wow, round 1?? I haven't been this early since crimson vow 
  LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
 RockPusher: Flying Jellyfish!
Spades_Slicc: Ben would you mind reading the flavor text on the galeblade?
 RockPusher: Me-chan
 pleonasticTautology: Me(chan) Bought a Zoo
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SincereRoughMeerkatNotLikeThis-pVaHBzJ8vwG5gHNx
Spades_Slicc: Thank you
 Sorator13: I-
 definenull: Uhh nelly?
 RockPusher: Guard the Urethra sounds like advice
 Sorator13: oh no, is that what tonight's going to be?
Spades_Slicc: Lander? If she consents
 RockPusher: !advice
  LRRbot: SILENT STRIKE!
 thraximore: @Spades_Slicc 
  LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
 pleonasticTautology: i have an important question
AdamLavadan: Now that urethra have been mentioned we can move right into edging jokes
Desruprot: 2025 mtg
 djalternative: I mean, it WAS mostly the welcome decks they spoiled
 pleonasticTautology: does umbral collar zealot go in aristocrats
MrAyeAxe: Just wait until I websling Karn's Temporal Sundering for cheap, then you'll see!
 TheDevil_Risen: oh thought you said chronologist
 TheDevil_Risen: was about to say lets do the time warp again
 Sorator13: thank you daddy Ulmer
   LoadingReadyRun: I don't think I could tell if a jellyfish is "sinister"
 bytecaster: See now the Zealot is a 2015 card 0/2 with a sac outlet
 gualdhar: @LoadingReadyRun ask it to throw a ball and see which tentacle it uses
 NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun It is because they all are
GreatGodOm: I wonder if WotC will reprint agonizing remorse with art depicting Uncle Ben's death.
Nickiatori: G do you Dare to be Stupid?
 couchboyj: They could do uncle Ben Marvel Snap style and have him put a Spiderman Token into play on death.
AdamLavadan: The study of crying
 Sorator13: he has professional distance from his subject; he just *studies* the crying, he doesn't participate
 definenull: Uhh am lrrbot okay?
 e_bloc: comet caller is my favorite Genesis song
  LRRbot: Bombard [2R] | Instant | Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.
johnnylongtorso: @e_bloc you gotta get in to get out
 RatherLargeToad: Bombardment!
  LRRbot: Unravel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.
 Sorator13: @definenull The card posting usually doesn't work until the set is actually released (except for reprints)
 Sorator13: but I could be wrong nevermind, lol
 bytecaster: My favorite Cancel with upside is the Counterspell, cannot beat the cost reduction
 definenull: It was missing a couple of earlier cards, I guess it's a little eepy today
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It just seems selective on what it will post to chat.
 Sorator13: @definenull I can relate!
   LoadingReadyRun: once the set is spoiled, lrrbot should have all the cards in its database. Maybe it is missing some
  LRRbot: Warmaker Gunship [2R] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, it deals damage equal to the number of artifacts you control to target creature an opponent controls. / Station / STATION 6+ / Flying / 4/3
 Sorator13: Hey look, interaction!
  LRRbot: Plasma Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Plasma Bolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Void — Plasma Bolt deals 3 damage instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
GreatGodOm: Gunship: "Here's some war I made at home."
 bytecaster: Narrator: "Graham indeed had interaction"
 definenull: Is this bolt constructed playable?
  LRRbot: Gigastorm Titan [4U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
 bytecaster: Nelly is on conditional 4/4 tribal
   LoadingReadyRun: is the Gigastorm Titan an elemental with shoulder pads?
SeismicLawns: Imagine blocking
 bytecaster: sorry, kindred
 Sorator13: if you grow your own shoulder pads, are they still shoulder pads, or are they just shoulders?
  LRRbot: Mouth of the Storm [6U] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Flying / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −3/−0 until your next turn.
 definenull: Oh that's confusing
 definenull: It's just late to the dragonstorm
Vorrenthalla: "what should we do with this card we forgot to put in tarkir?" "eh just slap it in edge, no one will notice"
  LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
  LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
johnnylongtorso: Dies To Fall Damage
   LoadingReadyRun: don't just kill it, Gravkill™ it
Ukon_Cairns: the mouth do look fitting for the tolarian planet, but also looks like one of the more easily reprintable elsewhere cards of this set.
johnnylongtorso: Tolarian Starfleet Academy?
cybersten: azorius VS rakdos. name a better duo!
 bytecaster: Probably correct, the best kind of correct
Lawblades: @johnnylongtorso tap add one white for every pilot you control
 bytecaster: It is a big swing
  LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
  LRRbot: Radiant Strike [3W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or tapped creature. You gain 3 life.
 Sorator13: "I'd like to move to read step."
 ardor_edi: Just saw on Scryfall theres only 1 muticolour uncommon per archetype
 gualdhar: did you know Settle the Wreckage is in this set?
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johnnylongtorso: @gualdhar mandatory Special Guest card
 ardor_edi: thought they set 2 multi as the standard
drcthulu: 1 life and a dream
  LRRbot: Zero Point Ballad [XB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
 Sorator13: can you put jellyfish onto the cardreader again?
Spades_Slicc: Nelly, get him with the Sunlance to the dome
  LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
drcthulu: that creature is a ballad to ophidian
  LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
  LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Ukon_Cairns: @ardor_edi interesting. surprising considering how many of them are a 2nd version of a legend in the set.
Nickiatori: G draw trigger
 lamina5432: there’s 6 in the set
 definenull: Really?
drcthulu: I got the black/blue board wipe in my prerelease, it won me my first round; yes boardwipes are good in limited
Spades_Slicc: are we counting the red one that shocks every creature?
  LRRbot: Galvanizing Sawship [5R] | Artifact — Spacecraft | Station / STATION 3+ / Flying, haste / 6/5
 definenull: Wait this card is low key good
drcthulu: wag the dog
 maxthefourth: Can i tap that dawg?
 goombalax: but the price of these saw ships will fall
 goombalax: due to the laws of supply and demand
 definenull: Close game!
 Micalovits: Right, starting early for draft - at least I haven't missed much!
 Aarek: noist!
  LRRbot: Mouth of the Storm [6U] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Flying / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −3/−0 until your next turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: in all the episodes of Star Trek, has any ship just pulled out a giant saw and tried to cut into the Enterprise?
 raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun yes in Lower Decks
 definenull: Poor Lua
 thanzo: battle bots but for spaceships
 ardor_edi: IN a deck with a lot of cantrips id play 16 lands
 lamina5432: went 0-3 today the lands didn’t like the landers I was running.
  Pywodwagon: I'm a 16 land truther
 rosesmcgee: The first appearance of the borg. But it was more a core sample
 lirazel64: Dang, my notification didn't work about this being early.
 definenull: I'm a 17 lands, 41 cards kinda guy
 Kentosaurus: ^
SeismicLawns: I think 16 is right a shocking amount of the time these days
  LRRbot: The Seriema [1WW] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | When The Seriema enters, search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / STATION 7+ / Flying / Other tapped legendary creatures you control have indestructible. / 5/5
 Micalovits: You need a LOT of 2 mana ways to get landers to run 14
  LRRbot: Dyadrine, Synthesis Amalgam [XGW] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [0/1] | Trample / Dyadrine enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Whenever you attack, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from each of two creatures you control. If you do, draw a card and create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
  LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
 Julian_Rogue: you guys are running lands?
ScenarioLabs: I think a fair few people run waaaay too few lands quite often in limited.
drcthulu: I think 16 is ok but you'd have to have a realllllly low curve to do 15;
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
 Micalovits: @Julian_Rogue Wooops? All Spells?
grometty: i remember winning a pre release on a 15 lander, but i had absurd draw luck
levijeans_: not playing endstone is crazy
 djalternative: The McGuffin!
drcthulu: endstone is an interesting prospect, I think it would be worth testing
ScenarioLabs: Stuff like LotR with the one-mana land-cyclers enabled running fewer lands, but that is quite rare.
 ContingentCat: *taking notes* get high so you don't feel bad
definenull: And if you lose you just had bad luck
  LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Void — That creature gets −10/−10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
 Julian_Rogue: I'm upset there was no card named "Void your warranty" that like exiles an artifact
SnowBuddy18: tragic ship
 djalternative: Ideally, you should void 1-3 times a day
redlotus_iv: tragic flip, school memories
 definenull: Is that what the kids call it these days? 'voiding'?
Spades_Slicc: 40K Orks
Spades_Slicc: Sapient Kavu
drcthulu: He just be spitting fire
  LRRbot: Decode Transmissions [2B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and lose 2 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.
Ukon_Cairns: i thought kavu were like, earth elemental-ish
  LRRbot: Unravel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.
 ardor_edi: With all the ming they do I associate them space dwarves - rock and stone
 maxthefourth: I shall burninate thine peasant
MrAyeAxe: "Pogifers, there's a filthy Pyrogoyf loitering on my estate!"
 ardor_edi: *mining
 lirazel64: Is Poggifer a kavu?
  LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
johnnylongtorso: viiiiiirus alert
  LRRbot: Bombard [2R] | Instant | Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.
 Julian_Rogue: @johnnylongtorso Thanks now the weird al song is stuck in my head
RangerAlpha7: They have also printed a number of non-artifact versions of virus beetle
 Julian_Rogue: My TrInKeTs
 couchboyj: Pauper day was great!
drcthulu: Nutrient Block is great
   LoadingReadyRun: Maybe flametongue kavu does have a fancy accent, but whenever he opens his mouth, fire comes out, so no one has heard him talk
 Micalovits: Yea, Gombo is a lot of clicking for MTGO
  LRRbot: Reroute Systems [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target artifact or creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Reroute Systems deals 2 damage to target tapped creature.
 definenull: Hope to see a return to paper pauper on a future fnpf
  LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
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 djalternative: now with archenemy charm, what's your bets for the names of the red and white arch charms?
  LRRbot: Galvanizing Sawship [5R] | Artifact — Spacecraft | Station / STATION 3+ / Flying, haste / 6/5
Spades_Slicc: Wait, what got exiled?
 Sage0fMadness: whoops, there goes gravity
 niccus: reprint of flametongue kavu that's just a kav having eaten something by ragost
 definenull: Archbishop's charm?
anhakha: just got home a few hours ago from my PreRelease. Played 5 colour starships and went 1 and 3 (4 rounds). ...It was so much fun.  How did everyone else do?
 Micalovits: !card sunstar lightsmith
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
johnnylongtorso: rayblade, let it rip
RangerAlpha7: set hasn't even released and nelly's already done with azorius
  LRRbot: Zero Point Ballad [XB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
 ardor_edi: noticeable this one doesnt reduce power like most X wipes
 Julian_Rogue: Hey G, can we have a nickname podcast for this set?
  LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
  LRRbot: Gigastorm Titan [4U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
drcthulu: giga titan pretty good
 definenull: Again, it's a very close match
Ukon_Cairns: more like UW 2nd chance
 ProcyonFlynn: So, probably a degenerate EDH question.  But Gilder Bairn + Station does let you keep going for as much mana as you can feed it?  I know SpaceShips don't exactly need help being powerful, but I'm thinking of the Oops all Spaceships deck.
 northos: I mean, Cosmogrand Zenith is just good in any white deck, really 
AdamLavadan: !card gilder bairn
  LRRbot: Gilder Bairn [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Ouphe [1/3] | {2}{G/U}, {Q}: Double the number of each kind of counter on target permanent.
 definenull: It rewards you for playing magic: the Gathering
 ElektroTal: getting ready for prerelease, are there any cards that care about needing dice counters?
 ElektroTal: right, thanks
 definenull: Station too
 goombalax: and charge for the ships
 ElektroTal: don't like to pack stuff i don't need to carry
 definenull: You could use the punch out tokens on the box
  LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
 definenull: Oh nooo
Spades_Slicc: Does LRRbot hate the lightsmith?
 e_bloc: sometimes it be like that
drcthulu: it would be so much better if it was a 3/3 haste for 3
  LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
 definenull: Pupper!
  LRRbot: Starbreach Whale [4U] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Warp {1}{U}
diabolikole: Dillipeede is great too
 lamina5432: catepuper
  LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
 Julian_Rogue: to quote Kamn Spider puppy!
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Spades_Slicc: Does Nelly have Uthros out?
 definenull: It's very useful!
  LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
 ardor_edi: sibsig appraiser
 ardor_edi: TTBB
  LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
drcthulu: That card is kill on sight or it doesn't go well for you
 ElektroTal: which card did he first pick? i was in another tab
 arbysgaming38: the 4 drop 3/3
 definenull: Oops
Spades_Slicc: This is the main reason i'm not all in on plasma in constructed
Spades_Slicc: All of the other words on the card are great
 lamina5432: the plasma bolt being a sorcery really gets you
  LRRbot: Plasma Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Plasma Bolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Void — Plasma Bolt deals 3 damage instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
Morrigan9: hot dog
 definenull: Graham, known killer of dog
  LRRbot: Roving Actuator [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/4] | Void — When this creature enters, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
  LRRbot: Reroute Systems [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target artifact or creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Reroute Systems deals 2 damage to target tapped creature.
  LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
  LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
drcthulu: @ElektroTal Sunstar Lightsmith
 Micalovits: What? Chat massively overreact? On the internet of all places?
  LRRbot: Decode Transmissions [2B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and lose 2 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.
Aceviru: "do I have to"
 ardor_edi: Magic: The Gathering
 definenull: Ggs!
Aceviru: o//
Aceviru: This has been really good yeah
 iris_of_ether:    
anhakha: this music is amazing
 definenull: What mood change
anhakha: Wheeler dressed as Pagliacci briefly passed by on a unicycle. then he left.
  Juliamon: Watch the sketch in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuSzCey1t6I
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 definenull: \m/
 iris_of_ether: @Juliamon That was profoundly silly 
 definenull: Spaaaaaace
 lamina5432:  
johnnylongtorso: who up edging their eternity
 djalternative: everyone loves to edge... of eternities
 definenull: I'm still amazed wotc marketing allowed edging
  LRRbot: Station Monitor [WU] | Creature — Lizard Artificer [2/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
 RelwinEJ: Alright, can all of you act at 1.25 speed which is the same as what is normal for someone from the east coast
 RockPusher: Lands *and* Spells? Sounds OP
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
 shamblingkrenshar: The pun. It hurts. 10/10
   LoadingReadyRun: @RelwinEJ this is 1.25 speed. Normally we are all real slow
  LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
 Xavorin: It's nice to see MtG finally going to the one place not affected by capitalism.
 definenull: This card does work
 RelwinEJ: Left coast vs right coast speed is a thing. Big love on all the LRR folk.
 shamblingkrenshar: Terrasymbiosis is going straight into my Ezuri deck
  LRRbot: Uthros Psionicist [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish Scientist [2/4] | The second spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast.
Spades_Slicc: I believe it's pronounced Urethros
  LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
johnnylongtorso: @Xavorin I think MTG brings its own capitalism with it
 plaidanddrpepper: good enough to watch at 1x speed, as a wise man has said
 Micalovits: Does the Drone have a name?
 InfiniTokens: @RelwinEJ Same in Canada?
  LRRbot: Lashwhip Predator [4GG] | Creature — Plant Beast [5/7] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if your opponents control three or more creatures. / Reach
 RelwinEJ: @InfiniTokens There's a conversion rate probably.
drcthulu: that card slaps
 InfiniTokens: 
 Sage0fMadness: rEach??  Gavin!?
 definenull: Thats a chonker
  LRRbot: Consult the Star Charts [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 shamblingkrenshar: This card seems really good
 Bruceski: Not just "if they're ahead of you", it's not three more than you, it's three or more total. Anti-wide tech.
 northos: build your own stock up
 Sage0fMadness: Ben needs to find a route around that giant plant
 RelwinEJ: We have DTT at home
   LoadingReadyRun: Tunnel through Space!
 Sage0fMadness: that's what I'm calling it from now on 
 gualdhar: Explore the (worm) Hole
 Sage0fMadness: and he found one!
  LRRbot: Lightstall Inquisitor [W] | Creature — Angel Wizard [2/1] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, each opponent exiles a card from their hand and may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each spell cast this way costs {1} more to cast. Each land played this way enters tapped.
Spades_Slicc: !card terrasymbiosis
  LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 shamblingkrenshar: You can also choose to not do it if you know you have more counters coming later
  LRRbot: Starbreach Whale [4U] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Warp {1}{U}
 RelwinEJ: can that one take you to the moon?
 definenull: Misread the card, was wondering how a beached whale can fly
 InfiniTokens: That's not nice to call Ben that
  LRRbot: Honor [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Draw a card.
 definenull: Oh that goes in feather for sure
 Mangledpixel: batlh
 RelwinEJ: Big dumb worm
 GreatSacrificer: German-eating wurm?
 djalternative: the wurm has germinated
  LRRbot: Close Encounter [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or a warped creature card you own in exile. / Close Encounter deals damage equal to the power of the chosen creature or card to target creature.
  LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
 InfiniTokens: To the zone. Auto Zone.
jaimeblacken: they can't anyway, because it's additional cost!
drcthulu: also because it's an additional cost even if they kill the creature it still happens
jaimeblacken: so no blowouts
ExtremeOriginal: @InfiniTokens Aetherdrift has come and gone 
 Bruceski: Close Encounter is dealing the damage
Mr_Mooky: @LoadingReadyRun The first time I saw Graham's deck name I thought it said Mr. Moist and was very confused
Ukon_Cairns: no blowouts? dang, almost liked that interaction.
 singinnonsense: @jaimeblacken they could still shrink it but ya killing it would change nothing
  LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
 definenull: Daaang
jaimeblacken: yayyyy
Spades_Slicc: There's a local music show happening outside my window and they just transitioned into axel f, famous for being the annoying thing (crazy frog)'s song
letsbelgo: And you thought temporary lockdown was going away
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  LRRbot: Starbreach Whale [4U] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Warp {1}{U}
 whatuuseforsmokeweedbro: Happy Friday! I found LRR thanks to Nightmare the video board game, that's probably weird
 Mangledpixel: surwhaling
  Juliamon: whatuuseforsmokeweedbro You're not even the first, which might be the weirder thing!
 whatuuseforsmokeweedbro: @Juliamon lol
  Juliamon: (Welcome!)
 whatuuseforsmokeweedbro: thanks eh
Spades_Slicc: What's better, a germinating wurm or a wurminating germ?
 Bruceski: A germ would be a 0/0 and die immediately
  LRRbot: Meltstrider Eulogist [2G] | Creature — Insect Soldier [3/3] | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
 djalternative: can we somehow get the entirety of Lorem Ipsum as a username?
  Juliamon: I think you'd have to get very creative with it to fit it in the length restrictions
 Micalovits: Probably to long, but I don't know what the length restrection is
  Juliamon: CPaU probably knows what they are
 InfiniTokens: What you do is get multiple usernames that, together, make the full text
 InfiniTokens: And they always have to post in the same order
Spades_Slicc: 25 characters is the limit
   LoadingReadyRun: *appears* *throws rose* "My work is done" *warps away*
 Micalovits: No Whale Ben got there
 RelwinEJ: Been asked probably many time before, but where are the big dice from?
Spades_Slicc: Mamoru getting warped was very memorable
 hd_dabnado: hell no
 InfiniTokens: Why AREN'T we still calling it criming?
 Larkonus: Warp is definitely on-flavor for space, but could also make just enough sense in a normal Magic setting.
  Juliamon: Burgertokens!
  Juliamon: They have good stuff.
  LRRbot: Starbreach Whale [4U] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Warp {1}{U}
noSmokeFire: crime is so last year
Spades_Slicc: I have great news Graham, if they're the same mass but a smaller volume then they not only feel denser, but are in fact denser
 Micalovits: Technically correct, the best kind of correct
   LoadingReadyRun: #notsponsored by burger tokens, but they did send us some dice for free
 rosesmcgee: Also, the story slaps. Just great sci-fi.
Spades_Slicc: @Micalovits Not even technically correct, I'm tautologically correct. The worst kind of correct
  Juliamon: Much like London Drugs, they did not sponsor but they did offer their goods and/or services.
  LRRbot: Lightstall Inquisitor [W] | Creature — Angel Wizard [2/1] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, each opponent exiles a card from their hand and may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each spell cast this way costs {1} more to cast. Each land played this way enters tapped.
Thadrin46: If only two friends-of-LRR Channels sold branded chonky dice... hijinks and spike feeders
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Spades_Slicc: I like that blue has real removal now
 hd_dabnado: @Spades_Slicc psy blast would like to know your location
 hd_dabnado: or unsummon which I argue is real removal
 Twilight_Spark: Bless you.
  LRRbot: Honor [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Draw a card.
 RelwinEJ: @LoadingReadyRun Response and chat notice very appreciated.
  LRRbot: Starbreach Whale [4U] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Warp {1}{U}
 definenull: Whale then
Spades_Slicc: unsummon is not real removal, simply cast that creature again
 HadesLeprechaun: Ravenform and Resculpt is real removal!
 Micalovits: Whale, Whale, Whale, what do we have here(on the top of my deck)
 Lord_Hosk: Ben "two Butts" Ulmer cast two turns per turn
 arbysgaming38: cyber conversion is the real best blue removal
 arbysgaming38: cyberman conversion
  LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
 Micalovits: You should have little pictures of yourself for stun counters. You know, since you all look stunning
 hidingbox: But what if it were under inquisition of kozilek, Graham?
  LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
  LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
  LRRbot: Dauntless Scrapbot [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile each opponent's graveyard. Create a Lander token.
 lamina5432: this is a very technical set I was forgetting things left and right at my prerelease
 definenull: The tiny bots are so friend shaped
  LRRbot: Hardlight Containment [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted permanent has ward {1}.
 e_bloc: chained to the mox
Aceviru: @lamina5432 UW sets being technical and full of lore is welcomed, tbh. And UB being beginner friendly is a wise choice
  LRRbot: Atmospheric Greenhouse [4G] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, trample / 5/4
 lamina5432: @Aceviru agreed still fun with the UB stuff but I do enjoy the weird lines in magic
   LoadingReadyRun: 8 energy turns Atmospheric Greenhouse in  AtmosFEARic MEANhouse
  LRRbot: Consult the Star Charts [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Spades_Slicc: Aesthetically opposite but mechanically similar, Pillage the Bog and Consult the Star Charts are an interesting pair
jaimeblacken: you know graham, the cute one
 lirazel64: Long legs be long.
  LRRbot: Station Monitor [WU] | Creature — Lizard Artificer [2/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Lashwhip Predator [4GG] | Creature — Plant Beast [5/7] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if your opponents control three or more creatures. / Reach
jaimeblacken: if it ends now we need a game 3 without mana screw 
  LRRbot: Tractor Beam [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or Spacecraft / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / You control enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
  LRRbot: Mm'menon, the Right Hand [3UU] | Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor [3/4] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast artifact spells from the top of your library. / Artifacts you control have "{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand."
noSmokeFire: hold it gentle like cheeseburger
 definenull: doo doo du-doo doo?
 RatherLargeToad: do do do dodo
 definenull: @ratherlargetoad same braincell
noSmokeFire: 10-4 big chonky
Mai_Andra: You take its amulet, and it turns into a plank for the rest of the game.
 RelwinEJ: Big chonky narrative guy is Adam's soul name
Aceviru: o/
 lamina5432: o/
 Xerodin: who played round 1?
 Larkonus: @Xerodin Graham vs Nelly.
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 Xerodin: @Larkonus ty
 Xerodin: THE ONE PLACE UNTOUCHED BY CAPITALISM
Spades_Slicc: I thought LRR was in a rotating subterranean base under the moon
 djalternative: Talking Sim death match!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
rogerivany: Aren't we on an underground orbiting moonbase?  How far can we go.
Uniclonus: @Xerodin Sorry, there's a card game set here. It's been touched by capitalism
 singinnonsense: engage ?
 protojman: computer: erase that entire message
 Tiber727: @Xerodin I mean they're playing Magic the Gathering, so not really.
 HadesLeprechaun: log 8675.309
  LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
jaimeblacken: 5 COLORS? what
   LoadingReadyRun: mono colour vs rainbow
Spades_Slicc: Cameron's making the dream happen!!!!!
jaimeblacken: and mono black wow
  LRRbot: Galactic Wayfarer [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a Lander token.
Spades_Slicc: The natural Jund
jaimeblacken: perfect 5 mana curve, 3 lands of different colors and ramper
Xavbull: 2 prospective!
 fcloud: i need a new jund, one that won't make me sick
jaimeblacken: and 2 damage!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitEnjoyableSnoodOptimizePrime-JIygMO7DxeSwiZ-z
 Mangledpixel: tool handers?
Spades_Slicc: @fcloud But the sickness is intentional
 fcloud: two landers? i thought there could be only one 
Nickiatori: canadian twolander
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  LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of its owner's library.
 darkcyril: @fcloud How about one that makes you feel 3/3 thick?
 Darleysam: "also everyone has to say what a cool card it is, and invite it to their birthday party."
 fcloud: @darkcyril that i would also like to avoid, as it happens
noisyblizzard: so when do we get the textless burst promocard? 
 darkcyril: @fcloud Hmmm... where would you want this to fall on your mana curve?
 singinnonsense: the insect with the gains
Spades_Slicc: Cameron played two forests so he could give Cori the GG
 HadesLeprechaun: even just the Untap is a pretty rare thing. It's not Legolas' Quick Reflexes, but it's got the vibes
 definenull: whiffs of the past
 fcloud: montangs vs swaymps
 darkcyril: @fcloud Two mana sources, both alike in dignity...
  LRRbot: Fungal Colossus [6G] | Creature — Fungus Beast [5/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
Spades_Slicc: Random Eumidians bodying Atraxa all day long
 definenull: i could go for some pierogis
noisyblizzard: those flying blocking spiders got BIG
 TheWriterAleph: mmm pierogis
  LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
   LoadingReadyRun: "Come to me pierogi. Yes, yes. Excellent"
 shendaras: Anyone else try and convert the star date 3258496 (year 5581) or was that just me?
Nickiatori: ooh another impact tremors creature for my Zinnia deck
 definenull: RIP sult
 Bruceski: The best perogis are the ones on my plate
Nickiatori: Cheemo Cheese and potato
 definenull: it was so good when I visited
 Julian_Rogue: @shendaras I stopped trying to figure out star dates when I figured out they were based on the season number and thus were arbitrary
  LRRbot: Hylderblade [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+1. / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. / Equip {4}
  LRRbot: Insatiable Skittermaw [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | Menace / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
   LoadingReadyRun: Sült 
  LRRbot: Seedship Broodtender [BG] | Creature — Insect Citizen [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. / {3}{B}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: 43BG? 
  LRRbot: Command Bridge | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
   LoadingReadyRun: Localization note: Sült was a local gourmet pierogi place that closed a few months ago 
Nickiatori: I cant wait till humans are crabs
  LRRbot: Fell Gravship [2B] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, mill three cards, then return a creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to your hand. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, lifelink / 3/2
 fcloud: none of us can wait that long
  LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
   LoadingReadyRun: @Nickiatori hope it isn't next week. I'm busy with the subathon
Nickiatori: @LoadingReadyRun I think it is scheduled for next march
   LoadingReadyRun: @Nickiatori I'll check my calendar, but I think I can make that work
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun > Update now / > Ask again in three days
jaimeblacken: void trigger!
  LRRbot: Kav Landseeker [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. At the beginning of the end step on your next turn, sacrifice that token.
Spades_Slicc: Cam has the moral victory
jaimeblacken: wait
anhakha: Is there a Fam Jam of this set some time soon?
 62MGcobra: @Spades_Slicc Cori also has played all her colour
Spades_Slicc: I would say it's more difficult to play 5c than 1c in draft
  LRRbot: Fungal Colossus [6G] | Creature — Fungus Beast [5/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
  LRRbot: Kav Landseeker [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. At the beginning of the end step on your next turn, sacrifice that token.
Sogheim: Lander tokens are my new favorite token
 djalternative: well, the Kav did blow up half their planet so I assume that
Spades_Slicc: Can't stay on Kavaron that is too long
  LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
 singinnonsense: the Kav's planet is dying so they need to find their land fast
Spades_Slicc: Kavaron That Is*
noSmokeFire: saccing the lander right away also immediately triggers void
 HadesLeprechaun: red getting straight land ramp is pretty off-color, so had to have a downside, but I also like the flavor Nelly mentioned
 niccus: one of the nastied up landers in outer wilds
 djalternative: Cori has sliver soup?!?!
 BrowneePointz: yea the Kav are trying to colonize the nearby planet of Evendo...which unfortunately the Eumidians have ALREADY there, and they're like "Can you not?"
 couchboyj: He's a big dude, lander is in rough shape after bringing him down
Ukon_Cairns: red has done this before, temporary tokens. think there was a powerstone maker that sac'd it when it died
  LRRbot: Tannuk, Steadfast Second [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Kavu Pilot [3/5] | Other creatures you control have haste. / Artifact cards and red creature cards in your hand have warp {2}{R}.
 definenull: ooh spicy
 BrowneePointz: This card SLAPS
 TheWriterAleph: one. ping. only.
 fcloud: lrrfine, but cam
 djalternative: what country is Trouble in?
 niccus: the lander from Orbital Plunge after going through a 5 toughness creature
 Micalovits: RIP Sticker goblin
 HadesLeprechaun: well, slowly for land ramp, aggressively for treasures
 BrowneePointz: I will say Tannuk is the ONE card I wish y'all had mentioned on N100 even if it was "powerful effect, but on a 4 mana legend with no etb"
  LRRbot: Faller's Faithful [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/1] | When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature. If that creature wasn't dealt damage this turn, its controller draws two cards.
  LRRbot: Interceptor Mechan [2BR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
jaimeblacken: ping
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  LRRbot: Kav Landseeker [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. At the beginning of the end step on your next turn, sacrifice that token.
Nickiatori: 2x pings
 InfiniTokens: Poor Lander. It had only just begun to live.
 fcloud: i feel like that card didnt really land
Bionull: These would both be really interesting to warp if cam had more time
Nickiatori: Cam made a sweet deck
Nickiatori: good soup
 ShaneLeeAtk: !subscribe #LanderFacts
 fcloud: they came from the sliver store
 fcloud: slivers r us
Aceviru: soup store
 fcloud: myslivers dot com
 fcloud: onlyslivers
 Toxxick: WHY are you shopping for slivers at the SOUP STORE
 fcloud: protip: if you never block, you never have to math 
 HadesLeprechaun: sliver soup goes brrrr
 BrowneePointz: You don't have to do Math? Careful Nelly speaking such blasphemy will have the Summists hunting you down
 Commodore_Perry_GG: I cam here to do two things: Play Magic the Gathering and list what I'm here to do.
 BrowneePointz: I thought they were  "Keep lose, sell NFTs"
 InfiniTokens: "Drawing good" is a very good strategy when playing Magic.
 BrowneePointz: loose*
 InfiniTokens: Also with InfiniTokens
 BrowneePointz: Tears for Fears
 OldUncleDan: Tears for Fears.
 fcloud: it's a gears of war song im pretty sure
 BrowneePointz: Gary Jules did the Donnie Darko version
  LRRbot: Hylderblade [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+1. / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. / Equip {4}
 calculated_uncertainties: tempo suggests the donnie darko cover
  LRRbot: Lightless Evangel [1B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you sacrifice another creature or artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Galactic Wayfarer [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a Lander token.
noisyblizzard: at the pre-release today i thought i'd get to live at least a few turns, then my opponent play that creature that makes artifact creature inflict 2 poison on hit. 
  LRRbot: Insatiable Skittermaw [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | Menace / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Tannuk, Memorial Ensign [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Kavu Pilot [2/4] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Tannuk deals 1 damage to each opponent. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card.
 InfiniTokens: If someone named Phil makes a Lander token, is it a philanderer?
Spades_Slicc: @InfiniTokens What is it Phillanderer than?
Spades_Slicc: bet island
Spades_Slicc: dangit
 goombalax: @Spades_Slicc Phil and who?
  LRRbot: Edge Rover [G] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [2/2] | Reach / When this creature dies, each player creates a Lander token.
Spades_Slicc: @goombalax error
 darkcyril: It's on the edge... of roving.
  LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
 Micalovits: Damn, that rower is pretty dece
  LRRbot: Virulent Silencer [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [2/3] | Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
Spades_Slicc: Hey! Fynn is in the wrong set
   LoadingReadyRun: When looking for a card to cast, make sure you check if it is a Collar, a Culler, or a Caller
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  LRRbot: Command Bridge | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
Spades_Slicc: What is viscera seer had a piker on their back
Ukon_Cairns: get your liquid metal toque to make Fynn an artifact himself so he poisons while he poisons
 InfiniTokens: The graveyard IS for losers
 InfiniTokens: That's where they go
 Micalovits: You can't just insult all the goths like that!
Spades_Slicc: I do love that because Eldrazi consume potential that they will chill around devout Monoists due to how hard they want to throw themselves into black holes
Spades_Slicc: minor grammatical error pain
  LRRbot: Seedship Broodtender [BG] | Creature — Insect Citizen [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. / {3}{B}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
 BrowneePointz: Fungalossus
  LRRbot: Fungal Colossus [6G] | Creature — Fungus Beast [5/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
crashco17: This format is an6 slow outta 10
crashco17: Best of 1 drafts might be average speed of a draft format
 goombalax: mono black vs 5 color is very funny
  LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
 definenull: netcaster spider got a glow-up
crashco17: Nautilus from arcane
 definenull: never look!
  LRRbot: Infinite Guideline Station [WUBRG] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | When Infinite Guideline Station enters, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each multicolored permanent you control. / Station / STATION 12+ / Flying / Whenever Infinite Guideline Station attacks, draw a card for each multicolored permanent you control. / 7/15
 BrowneePointz: that card is pretty good
crashco17: It's pretty bad
Spades_Slicc: The duality of mtg players ^
TheCoskii: as long as we all agree dauntless scrapbot is the mvp of the set, I'm happy.
crashco17: V the singularity of yugioh collectors
 goombalax: delete log
crashco17: Signing off but don't leave
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 ShaneLeeAtk: This is a bop
 BrowneePointz: effervescent
 BrowneePointz: woah woah, I didn't say it was good in LIMITED
 BrowneePointz: but it's a good card
  LRRbot: Remnant Elemental [1R] | Creature — Elemental [0/4] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Hadouken_lol_catz: wheeler sleved up what is this blashphemy
Spades_Slicc: Crashco17 didn't say it was bad in limited
 hd_dabnado: @BrowneePointz its a boring card imo
  LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
  LRRbot: Galactic Wayfarer [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a Lander token.
Spades_Slicc: @hd_dabnado Now this is the real worthwhile discourse
 BrowneePointz: Paul is now taking my words out of context
 BrowneePointz: I want a lawyer
  LRRbot: Meltstrider Eulogist [2G] | Creature — Insect Soldier [3/3] | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How about a cat, instead?
Spades_Slicc: "I think Coolsville sucks!" -Twitch user BrowneePointz
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Nickiatori: that knight might be good enough for my Adeline humans EDH deck
 BrowneePointz: What's the Randy Newman song? "little bug...something something..."
Nickiatori: @BrowneePointz youve got a bug in me?
  LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
  LRRbot: Remnant Elemental [1R] | Creature — Elemental [0/4] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
 Diabore: uncombat
 Diabore: negative combat
  LRRbot: Meltstrider's Resolve [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Spades_Slicc: Resolve on a menace creature is legit
Nickiatori: ohy hey this is madcap skills and alpha authority from gatecrash all over again
  LRRbot: Sami's Curiosity [G] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. Create a Lander token.
  LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance and haste until end of turn.
Nickiatori: the people in the middle are weiners miracle is awesome
  LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 Diabore: godmaw pretty fucked up
Nickiatori: Wheeler Craterhoof was 2 sets ago
Spades_Slicc: !card whildheart invoker
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Spades_Slicc: !card wildheart invok
  LRRbot: Wildheart Invoker [2GG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [4/3] | {8}: Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn.
 protojman: will never forget a buddy btfoing me with wildheart invoker during my first ever draft after i overlooked it
 BrowneePointz: probably my first ever draft where I first picked ant queen and then two howl of the Night pack
  LRRbot: Sami's Curiosity [G] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. Create a Lander token.
  LRRbot: Timeline Culler [BB] | Creature — Drix Warlock [2/2] | Haste / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its warp ability. / Warp—{B}, Pay 2 life.
 OldUncleDan: Drafting, or even limited in general wasn't a thing when I started.
  LRRbot: Remnant Elemental [1R] | Creature — Elemental [0/4] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
 InfiniTokens: No yawning, you're going to make all 463 of us yawn
  LRRbot: Harmonious Grovestrider [3GG] | Creature — Beast [*/*] | Ward {2} / This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
  LRRbot: Meltstrider's Resolve [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Spades_Slicc: Okay so now there are two cards that talk about a non creature permanent dying
  LRRbot: Faller's Faithful [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/1] | When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature. If that creature wasn't dealt damage this turn, its controller draws two cards.
Spades_Slicc: I'm so glad new Sheoldred will never see that ability resolve
Spades_Slicc: old new sheoldred
 Diabore: could be a 7/9
 vinewood_og: I heard he also hates Mondays
 Diabore: rich-ard
 Lord_Hosk: Its a dumb game, just as Dick Garfield intended
 BrowneePointz: woah woah, didn't he also make Descent?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: King Of Tokyo is fun.
 BrowneePointz: oh yea and king of tokyo!
Nickiatori: Turns out Richard Garfield is Wheelers biggest fan
frank_the_great: The way people talk about Richard Garfield, I sometimes forget that he's alive
  LRRbot: Remnant Elemental [1R] | Creature — Elemental [0/4] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
 Diabore: @frank_the_great hes not even that old, only 62
frank_the_great: @Diabore Just a kid
  LRRbot: Cut Propulsion [2R] | Instant | Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.
 Diabore: @frank_the_great "no older than my dad"
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm excited for his next game, coming out in september: Garfield Kart 2 – All You Can Drift
Spades_Slicc: Oh this is the card people were talking about, the uh punch yourself in the face card 
cheshire_creeper: ben wheeler is the garfield of LRR i think
artdecosunburn: I really wish R. Garfield would do a game called "I hate Mondays."
 definenull: ruude
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @cheshire_creeper We need to find out his thoughts on lasanga.
artdecosunburn: @cheshire_creeper "There is but one Garfield, and Wheeler is his prophet."
 Diabore: no meaner than "i want your deck to do the thing" *counter*
artdecosunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Nermal is Jace, right?
 lamina5432: thank and gnight
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jokes on you, all anime puts you a list.
 Diabore: im doing that tomorrow (the draft thing, not the cardkingdom thing, i did the cardkingdom thing a week ago)
 definenull: that is a good button
 Diabore: one stream between now and subathon
 definenull: for at least 2 hours!
DoomBringerIL: 100 went 4-0-2 (W-L-D) and won 7 packs in my EOE pre-rls... yey... draft looks so cool
onmartn: Thank!
 definenull: and then seecret schedule
 62MGcobra: #blamejames
 Diabore: RUMBLE!!!
 Diabore: ooh ds3
 definenull: ooh crafty day
onmartn: maker day? I hardly know her
 LostThePirate: 
 Diabore: so subathon ends in the soldering portion because the building gonna burn down
 62MGcobra: put the magic smoke back in you... no don't
cheshire_creeper: Yes let's go BEEJLANDER
Nickiatori: Camlander?
 hidingbox: Beejlander best lander
 Diabore: jesus
 thingo314: lets gooo
cheshire_creeper: Oh I need to see that stream
 definenull: sounds about right for mahjong
 schordash:   
Aceviru: Mahjong after dark
 Peter_Chordash: Woooo!
 Diabore: one question, pubage?
 Lord_Hosk: which cord?
DoomBringerIL: does mahajong involves smoking???
Nickiatori: is there gonna be a minecraft thing?
 whatuuseforsmokeweedbro: lol
 Diabore: hell yeah
frank_the_great: Terraria it is! /jk
Nickiatori: ok!
 Diabore: redux
Nickiatori: Adams gamehous return?
 ContingentCat: I'm excited to see what's coming
n3ther: i HATE change 
 lamina5432: that makes me more worried
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm scared.
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm scared I need an adult
 definenull: they finally got the budget for the donkey stream
DoomBringerIL: worried
Despoiler98:    EVERYONE PANIC
Nickiatori: serge added to lets nope>
Aceviru: I need an adult
 thingo314: change aaaaaaaa
 Molator: al the thingsi like will be gone
 Earthenone: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Mai_Andra: every show is on a different day just for that fresh re-org feeling
 NotCainNorAbel: why didn't you tell us?
artdecosunburn: New schedule -- LRR is now samba and quilting channel?
 Diabore: subathon is the season finale of lrr, next season has new programming
 vinewood_og: Even announced. I hate it!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
onmartn: ACK
 NotCainNorAbel: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 definenull: o7
Nickiatori: I am gonna panic anyway
Despoiler98:     EVERYONE PANIC
 circusofkirkus: LETS GO
 circusofkirkus: FINALLY
Aceviru: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DoomBringerIL: DON'T PANICCCC
 hidingbox: RIP
 NotCainNorAbel: oh, i like this
 niccus: friday morning paper mondays
Spades_Slicc: It's the friday monday morning night paper fight
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - love you all
Nickiatori: Mine o clocks slot is now a canlander stream
 definenull: monday morning paper fight, or mmpuff
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
Despoiler98:    bye have agnight
Aceviru: It's been an honor and a pleasure o7
n3ther: lul
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 ContingentCat: @definenull To the tune of mmmbop
 Lord_Hosk: I paid for a 4 hour stream I want a refund on my 3 seconds!
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