jessicaengle: Zoomies?
jessicaengle:

RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
jessicaengle: !findquote zoom
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
jessicaengle: *gasp*
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #6895: "The best place for health is inside of you." —Ian [2020-04-12]
RockPusher: Health is a suppository…
SAJewers: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Mini Moni) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (2s ago).
jessicaengle: Nyooooooooom
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
RockPusher:

LostThePirate: Perfect timing to tab over
dougma: o/
ButButTheJesus: I thought there was a dingdingding dada but instead its a zoom zoom zoom
UnknownFriday: Ah, well, this will probably end up more entertaining than today's F1 race.
jessicaengle: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
jessicaengle: Beep!
jessicaengle: !findquote truck
LRRbot: Quote #1875: "You can't drive the truck up the stairs." —Graham [2016-02-17]
jessicaengle: Graham is so wise.
MalFnord: Not with that attitude you can't!
SquareDotCube: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
jessicaengle: Lets gooooooo
RockPusher: You can drive a truck to water but you can't make it climb stairs.
mastershake29x: Excited to visit the Ardennes Forest!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Heather ok? Did I miss an update as to why we are doing the driving this week instead?
Juliamon: Heather and Beej are away
Juliamon: (they'll be back shortly)
jessicaengle: Ooo we get to race in a forest?
PotatoWraiths: wait he's never driven Spa
RockPusher: Remember the modesty towel on Spa day
PotatoWraiths: oh no
mastershake29x: @jessicaengle yes, well on a race track constructed in one
jessicaengle: Neat!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PotatoWraiths He almost exclusively drives Le Mans for LRRMans
jessicaengle: We can talk to the trees!
SquareDotCube: you know I wonder if anyone's doing the work of porting all the Umamusume horsegirls into Assetto Corsa
jessicaengle: Doo ba do bap, doo ba do bap
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
PotatoWraiths: it's Rawe Ceek at LRR
Juliamon: A fresh new course to develop our own memes upon
jessicaengle: Greetings Horner!
ButButTheJesus: the what on the what
Thefluffiestguineapig: Greetings to an Ian!
adept_nekomancer: @SquareDotCube Horsetto Corsa
mastershake29x: This is already more exciting than today's F1 race
spethycakes: hello hello!
jessicaengle: Ian, you already have a wheel in your car.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer I've known horses who were probably worth more than some sports cars
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mastershake29x: IndyCar raced at Laguna Seca a couple of hours ago
PotatoWraiths: Spa is a great track :3
jessicaengle:
Self Care Day at the Spa
spethycakes: it's always nice to have a semi-impromptu Spa day
seanmrwick: Good time zone to you, Ian! I was just watching the video of "The match" with you and James playing on a par-3 course and the golf course looks fun and challenging
RockPusher: Ian has a car that fits that bill…
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RockPusher: We Porsching
ButButTheJesus: ye olde porsche
cmdrud87: shame I have to bounce. have fun!
NotCainNorAbel: I didn't know that Assetto Corsa had Road America in it.
PotatoWraiths: pork dinner
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a James Bond ass looking car
definenull: Onsen episode? Onsen episode.
seanmrwick: definitely a James Bond car, but looks a lot like an Aston martin
PotatoWraiths: @Thefluffiestguineapig in a series of James Bond-ass cars, a successor to the 550 Spyder
jessicaengle: Boop!
seanmrwick: and I've seen Aston Martins in person and they're really nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PotatoWraiths Exactly
RockPusher: Go! Go! Go!
Bearudite: but for reals 13/14th gen CPUs need that bios update or they get all fukcy
jessicaengle:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
seanmrwick: I think the first time I saw an Aston Martin was when I saw Michael Jordan's car outside of the "House of Blues" in Chicago
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adept_nekomancer: I see we have switches for "BENZINP" and "ZUNDUNG".
jessicaengle: It's a race, why would you ever brake?
mastershake29x: gained 7 positions in the hairpin!
jessicaengle: Amateurs
jessicaengle: I love this track already
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I can hear so many loud noises that didn't used to be there
NotCainNorAbel: they seem friendly
PotatoWraiths: it's very scenic
UnknownFriday: So, was it just coincidence, or did you know that F1 today raced at this track?
PotatoWraiths: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
adept_nekomancer: Only slightly ominous.
ButButTheJesus: oh right I remember this track now from GT7, pursuing the platinum trophy. You have to race several laps and the track starts off somewhat wet and dries more by the end
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would believe both for us
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Make a rhythm game that uses a theremin.
spethycakes: It's not a true day in Spa without a storm
RockPusher: ♫ Thunder! Na na na naa na na na na na ♫
TomatoKigu:
More Ian driving shenanigans? And at one of my favourite circuits no less? Yay! 
PotatoWraiths: what are track limits anyway
seanmrwick: you know what this kinda reminds me of ? the movie "Ford vs Ferrari"
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this is a cool surprise.
RandomTrivia: Very dramatic thunder
nathanselisko: @ButButTheJesus I still have nightmares of the s-10 licence test here
Geldaran: there's a real storm going on here, so I can't tell the game thunder from the real thunder.
RockPusher: Mic could do with being a tad higher vs the game audio
seanmrwick: that's really showing my age actually
jessicaengle: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
Bearudite: have you considered doing this in VR? nothing lets you know exactly what noise you make in a high speed crash like VR Racing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also for me
TomatoKigu: Pausing right before the chicane is a bold move.
PotatoWraiths: DRS
mastershake29x: Lewis Hamilton did that exact move this weekend
ButButTheJesus: @nathanselisko yep it was a heck of a time
seanmrwick: that was a slick move
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu Keep in mind he doesn't know this course at all
Bearudite: its tons of fun
mastershake29x: I think the WEC race at Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps is 6 hours?
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PotatoWraiths: span
Bearudite: I took a caterham into a wall at 90 and boy did I make a silly noise
seanmrwick: I've seen rigs like this go for at least 2k in my neck of the woods
TomatoKigu:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Even bolder choice, then. It's a good circuit. 
PotatoWraiths: it handles quite well for all of the weight being contained in the ass
PotatoWraiths: uh oh it's about to get greasy
mastershake29x: Spa in the rain is an experience
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rick Truck sounds like something from QWERPLINE
ButButTheJesus: huh, never seen wipers like that
ContingentCat: I guess better than failing tires?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
jessicaengle: Yeah how those wipers not hitting each other?
calculated_uncertainties:
100
1
definenull: Uhhh
ContingentCat: um
bluedragon3233: bye bye tires
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this car ok?
Juliamon: Uh oh
adept_nekomancer: I'm sure all this rain isn't going to make the track horribly slick.
TomatoKigu:
Think the oldest car I've driven around spa in sim is the 787B. I should give this a try at some point. 
RandomTrivia: @jessicaengle Designed by Bethesda
ContingentCat:

Dog_of_Myth: Yep
definenull: Oh good
spethycakes: good but also oof
kusinohki: meows
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Spa as a drifting event irl would be a riot
RockPusher:
Reality doesn't want us thinking about the wipers 
jessicaengle: Color bar gant
Thisbymaster: lost signal in the middle of the race
Bearudite: actually are there any good cruising games? there are so many racing games but not really any based around just leisurely driving down a coastal highway
definenull: Maybe the big wiper only covers the top half?
Thefluffiestguineapig: i think it's more this car hates the rain
Bearudite: I suppose
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
ContingentCat: um
Bearudite: sadly not VR games tho
kaynSD: as opposed to a sundae?
kusinohki: truck simulator?? cruis down the coast in a semi??
ButButTheJesus: okay.
Thefluffiestguineapig: We may want to be in a newer car to learn the course
ButButTheJesus: @Bearudite I had some fun with Test Drive Unlimited: Solar Crown, it has some of that
ContingentCat: um?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since this track seems to be prone to rain and this car doesn't have more than one type of tires
JadedCynic: a saturdae?
JadedCynic: um
TomatoKigu: Thank goodness for force feedback huh
reptile___: is this what the CPU warning was about?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Categorically everything is NOT FINE
NotCainNorAbel: The few photos I can find for this car online the wipers are normal. So this configuration seems to be for the virtual model.
Camthelion: when you cant see more then 10 feet in front of you due to rain or snow. drive by feel it is
baltimore_667083: -worries anyway-
Natural_Ones_Only: Are we playing modded or vanilla
NotCainNorAbel: @Camthelion The Wisconsin and Minnesota way.
Natural_Ones_Only: Do we have the Sushi Cars
jessicaengle:

RandomTrivia:

adept_nekomancer: I want there to be a control interface for the little red pullcord on the left. I also wonder what it does.
definenull: Games haunted
Natural_Ones_Only cocks shotgun
definenull: This is what happens when Heather isn't around \lh
jessicaengle:

Thefluffiestguineapig: *cocks shotgun* signs haunted
Natural_Ones_Only: Games haunted
RandomTrivia: That wall confirmed to exist
SquareDotCube: You have a LIMA indicator, is that in case there's beans on the road?
Astrovore: surprise racing stream! Amazing!
jessicaengle: You can really feel the funge.
NotCainNorAbel: DRS DRS
TomatoKigu: Nicely done on the chicane
adept_nekomancer: @definenull Going off prior Rhythm Cafe lore, I would have thought she'd be the one to install the ghosts.
RandomTrivia:
Oh right, gotta get the DRS engaged on this vintage car 
Natural_Ones_Only: As of CommodoreHustle Lore, Heather is a ghost exorcist
jessicaengle: Sorry, did you say beans?
RandomTrivia:
Depending on how you prepare them, you deploy the Saute car 
Laurence72: @adept_nekomancer Also in CHustle lore, she installed one to keep Wheeler from telling hour long jokes
TomatoKigu: I thought brown flag was when your brakes lock up at T1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it turning off the screen only at certain points of the track?
Mollylele: "Beans on the track" to the tune of "Beez in the Trap"?
TomatoKigu:

HbombAndFriends: The weather looks better in virtual Spa than the real one earlier today.
NotCainNorAbel: Ferrari will cheat; everyone knows it
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Few seconds" as defined by whom?
ContingentCat: it'll definitely make things interesting
Astrovore: I think they're going to trail self-polarizing visors on the drivers helmets
RandomTrivia: *donk*
Natural_Ones_Only: How about having screens on the inside of your eyelids
ButButTheJesus: ian no
singinnonsense:

NotCainNorAbel: how about second eyelids that are just translucent.
Natural_Ones_Only: Extendable eyeballs
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Humans are the weird ones that don't have those for some damn reason
TomatoKigu: I could see the FIA adding a virtual blue shell through an exclusive access phone app. Enough viewers vote to blue shell the race leader, they get a stop and go.
definenull: How do real races monitor DRS usage, actually?
Natural_Ones_Only: How do we implement Stars in this system
adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would imagine they might be more common in aquatic species? (take with a grain of salt, I'm not remotely a biologist)
Astrovore: There were a lot more people on that hill earlier today for the GP. They must not have known we were coming
TomatoKigu: @definenull Telemetry sent to the garage in real time
Natural_Ones_Only: Does this game support vehicular manslaughter
kusinohki: random thought - get a bunch of race card drivers (nascar and/or F1) and have them play mario kart
adept_nekomancer: I mean, technically that maneuver cleared the blue flag
NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig We are an interesting section of evolution. We are not a typical hunter (short speed and power) but were are not prey either (longer speed and vision). Instead we have endurance and problem solving.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Nope, dogs have them, cats have the nictating membrane, aardvarks do but I assume that has to do with burrowing
adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig Huh. Interesting. Glad I subscribed to Critter Facts.
TomatoKigu: Always fun when watching le mans, when you see the occasional shot of the telemetry screens…so much data collection
kusinohki: I've heard "humans are good at throwing" and it was kind of OP from an evolutionary standpoint
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Yes, but why do wolves have them? They are also endurance problem solving hunters who have nictating membranes. Primates as a general rule lost it and no one is sure why
jessicaengle: Butterfly in the skyyyyyy
NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig Because we are not as cool as wolves. I'd like to think there are lots of people working on thesis for this and stay up way too late discussing it in college.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki No, because there are other animals that can throw. Also it's the entire primate order that has lost them. Our evolutionary success is absolutely cooperation/social/intelligence based
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ContingentCat:

Camthelion:
Richter? 
definenull: Oh we can get weird about it, but in a good wholesome way
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel There actually are, before I became a vet tech (hence the critter facts) I was in archaeology so I knew a bunch of evolutionary anthropology people and they really do talk about this kind of stuff like that
calculated_uncertainties: we'd get weird about it, but in a fun way
jessicaengle: Define "weird"
MalFnord: We could get weird about it if you want, though
RandomTrivia: We are weird about everything by default, but in a constructive way
jessicaengle: Were we ever not weird?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull ^^^ We are the intellectual kind of weird where we have citations
UnknownFriday: Rik Turk! Can you give us the traffic report?
spethycakes: The internet isn't a Rick Turk...it's a series of tubes
NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig I miss that part of college.
calculated_uncertainties: heh, head bumps
Natural_Ones_Only: Is Pistachio a higher evolved being
JadedCynic:
Ian: "See, Cori? Because of me, now the track has a warning." 
RandomTrivia: We can mock phrenology if you like
TomatoKigu: It's right by the chicane
definenull: Sure... Vodka will help here
RatherLargeToad: can we discus fernology instead?
TomatoKigu: to the right
Astrovore: no, further in
NotCainNorAbel: We on a Cori quest now
calculated_uncertainties: @Natural_Ones_Only probably, that's why Pistashio gets bullied
definenull: Wow that very unnoticeable
SnackPak_: taking the scenic route this lap
jessicaengle: Is chicane related to the word chicanery?
RandomTrivia:
@RatherLargeToad Only if you can seed the discussion properly 
Astrovore: I wonder if we have the extra long pits in this version
singinnonsense: Brasserie ... so no Vodka
jessicaengle: lol
TomatoKigu: Can't believe the HDMI pit blocked us
definenull: Maybe we might need a percussive override on the streaming rig just in case
Astrovore: those tire guns don't look period-appropriate to me...
SnackPak_: caarms
jessicaengle: A peaceful pop thru the woods.
definenull: Welp
SnackPak_: a lovely Sunday drive
Astrovore: he said "Brake", not "Break"!
definenull: OK the ghosts are for sure messing with Ian
jessicaengle:

TomatoKigu: Turn 10 is so much sharper than it looks.
SnackPak_: nice
jessicaengle: Firmly grasp it.
kusinohki: what's the red loop on the left for?? looks like it's connected to a doo dad on the hood....
definenull: Emergency eject button \j
adept_nekomancer: @definenull My first (obviously incorrect) thought was "large parachute"
TomatoKigu: Nah, the emergency eject button is the R on the shifter. It will emergency eject the entire transmission.
RandomTrivia: It does eject it in several pieces though, and usually towards the nearest crowd of people
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu into your sternum, somehow
Astrovore: nicely done!
mercano82: in that situation, you’re not actively barreling towards a turn, you’re passively barreling towards a turn
jessicaengle: Clean like Saabine
kusinohki: so where'e the gant gant??
reptile___: in a different country
JadedCynic: @kusinohki back in Le Mans
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mercano82 I disagree, you are actively barrelling away from the turn at that point because you are already in the ambulance somehow
adept_nekomancer: @kusinohki We do appear to have "cat cat" on some of the overhead signs."
SnackPak_: @adept_nekomancer seems like an upgrade to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer I'm wondering if that is a sign for some kind of zoo or safari park experience
TomatoKigu: I do wonder why Kunos, a sim racing developer, has a cat for a logo.
TomatoKigu: I mean fair, who doesn't like cats.
Laurence72: Ian, I wanted to say I greatly enjoyed the video of you and James golfing. I don't know what impressed me more, how well you did for your lack of previous experience, or your skill golfing with clubs that were painfully too short for someone of your height.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu Is Kunos the name of a previous beloved cat?
kusinohki: black cat for matrix simulation + zoomies???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some clubs where you aren't having to do squats the entire time?
NotCainNorAbel: As not a golfer, it seemed like those clubs were not made for someone of your height.
jessicaengle: I'm amazed that anyone can hit a golf bol with a stick. It seems improbable.
mercano82: is the Total sign an ad for breakfast cereal?
LordZarano: Okay what is ZUBATZLICHT? Why does this car have a pokémon button?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano I think that's headlights?
Laurence72: I attribute it to the brain's natural ability to work out complex math, like where to put a hand to catch a thrown ball
TomatoKigu: I golfed once in my life, about 20 years ago…strange game, not for me, but I see why people like it.
adept_nekomancer: @LordZarano Oh, that's obviously the Zubat light. For when you're driving in caves.
RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, they attract every Zubat in the cave
definenull: Or it unleashes zubats on your other racers
SnackPak_: youre not my dad
jessicaengle: Who is Rick?
ContingentCat: I'd say please don't lick any wild animals
RatherLargeToad: Lick is a ghost type move and will not be very effective
jessicaengle: Rick Gant, Attorney at Law
spethycakes: Rick Turk is our on-track nemesis...possibly off-track, too?
MalFnord: Ancient Hoenn saying: "if you eat a live Zubat every morning, nothing worse will happen all day. To you or the Zubat."
TomatoKigu: Wide is ok, any turn without a spin is a win.
RandomTrivia: KUNOS SIMULAZIONI
JadedCynic: @TomatoKigu exactly - PROGRESS
ContingentCat:

jessicaengle:

RandomTrivia:

TomatoKigu:
@JadedCynic, yep, we see clear improvement from lap to lap. Good stuff. 
jessicaengle: Ian, do you play the guitar?
jessicaengle: I know you play other instruments, just curious
adept_nekomancer: The sky has become very clear for having started the race with lightning.
Juliamon: he's a bass guy
kusinohki: ian played bass in a rockstar stream
RandomTrivia: Ian plays the bass, which is the grownup version of the guitar
JadedCynic: I can say for sure he plays bass and kazoo - I've watched him; possibly more...
definenull: Very clean!
TomatoKigu: Very clean chicane, nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he plays some melodica?
jessicaengle: Upright bass or bass guitar?
calculated_uncertainties: shimasen?
SnackPak_: we're also seen Ian "play" a concertina in a feed dump
jessicaengle: Nice nice.
KeytarCat: I've played a guitar like a shamisen 👀
SquareDotCube: Air xylophone?
KeytarCat: but it's more of a banjo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ Right, it was a concertina, thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
definenull:

jessicaengle: Ooo concertina is neat.
gualdhar: if you lose signal while driving, talk to your doctor
KeytarCat: shamisen and banjo are both membrane-resonator plucked string
JadedCynic: "Left! Right! What difference does it make, Leon? We're in a desert!" - Chuck Norris in "Firewalker", just before he drives them off a ridge into an oasis.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Until you lost vision at the moment just before a turn and dont know it by feel like the Le Mans track? yes
SquareDotCube: @jessicaengle concertjimmy never got popular
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehe
Thefluffiestguineapig: The grass on the hood
adept_nekomancer: We definitely don't want to press the Zubat light if our car is a grass type.
BusTed:

SnackPak_: so rude
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
jessicaengle: We're getting pranked.
RandomTrivia: Noooooo
fcloud:
earthbound 
SnackPak_:
not last
jessicaengle:

JadedCynic: @adept_nekomancer I mean, just because it's going onto the grass a lot does NOT mean it IS a Grass Type.
jessicaengle:

definenull: Well I guess that just means we go again
fcloud: i'm not saying this seems jank but the video keeps going out and it doesnt record your progress
jessicaengle: Karby is modern.
TomatoKigu: mmm…962…
NotCainNorAbel: GT4 would be a slight upgrade
SquareDotCube: You know, I think there might be a monitor trying to sleep in the hdmi setup because it's not getting a signal
Laurence72: Ian had to go into the grass to find some more encounters
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think we should push it
TomatoKigu: ooo, you have an R18 in there, do love a good tractor
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since this track is already turning off our visuals randomly
RealGamerCow: Those are just the possibilities
KeytarCat: @SquareDotCube I have to wiggle my mouse when I read to my student bc otherwise my monitors sleep and my audio driver resets
NotCainNorAbel: The FXX, ha
fcloud: is ian really good at doing voices or is the audio also decaying
KeytarCat: Overtone singing your tech woes
Thefluffiestguineapig: That might be a good thing to double check
Xavorin: "Okay sure, fuck it" being the first thing I hear when I open the tab tells me I'm in for a good time.
SquareDotCube: As good as DisplayPort is, not being able to change the behavior is a bit butts
Juliamon: I also wonder if there's a pattern in when it was happening
Thefluffiestguineapig: No signal is back
Dog_of_Myth:
I like to think that Ian is too powerful so he has to be nerfed. 
jessicaengle:

RandomTrivia:

definenull: Hold....
ButButTheJesus:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

fcloud:
good news! the evil signal has been totally eradicated 
spethycakes: invisible Ian is a great problem-solver
calculated_uncertainties: Science!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
KeytarCat: The government knew he'd be too powerful if his tech worked reliably
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopefully science has solved things
KeytarCat: Hi Fluff!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey KeytarCat!
RandomTrivia: Solid plan
jessicaengle: Good good.
RandomTrivia:
Did we ever add the BIOS warning to !gant? 
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: This car sure sounds like a damn spaceship
noSmokeFire: the porsche has become a numbers station
BusTed: the ol' ambient whine feature
SquareDotCube: it's a hypercar
jessicaengle: It comes with a bandsaw
RandomTrivia: Did you choose the optional warp drive upgrade?
definenull: Why is it whistling
fcloud: is the car supposed to move? in this racing game
BusTed: You can play Simon on this steering wheel
RandomTrivia:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, good science
definenull: Learning!
SnackPak_: @BusTed something to do during long pits
TomatoKigu: Gotta' love swapping my legs and stretching my fluids
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
NotCainNorAbel:
@SnackPak_ I think it is another thing that F1 is going to being up next year 
fcloud: boxboxbox, red yellow green yellow red red green, repeat
TomatoKigu: I haven't been excited about F1 since like 2004…but Audi announcing they're joining does kinda' pique my interest
TomatoKigu: They had a good 15 year streak winning le mans almost every year…what will they do with an F1 team.
UnknownFriday: Considering the team they're taking over? Probably struggle for the first few years.
TomatoKigu:
Sounds like they did it on purpose…they basically left endurance racing out of boredom. 
TomatoKigu: Best of luck Ian!
UnknownFriday: Sauber (the team to become Audi) is currently 6th in the standings, but that's mostly based on a shock podium from a driver who had gone 239 races previously without getting one.
jessicaengle: We're already an hour in, might as well do 23 more
spethycakes: I'm excited to see what Mattia Binotti can do with the team
MalFnord:
Time to go 
fcloud: el mons
spethycakes: @UnknownFriday And we're so happy for him (or, at least, I am)
SnackPak_: fun
ButButTheJesus: of course it is
RandomTrivia:
Oh hey Zeta 
RockPusher: Go Zeta!
jessicaengle: Zeta Bus!
UnknownFriday: @spethycakes Feel good moment of the season, no doubt.
RandomTrivia: And it seems to exist this time
UnknownFriday: @UnknownFriday And that's coming from a McLaren fan.
SquareDotCube: they're already destroying the race start sign
jessicaengle: More go fast!
RandomTrivia: Welp
offbeatwitch: lmfao
Dog_of_Myth:

RandomTrivia:

spethycakes: @UnknownFriday Bless you for your charity (as a Bottas fan)
jessicaengle: Use the force, Luke!
SnackPak_:
any screen blackout you can walk away from 
RandomTrivia:
No, Asseto Corsa, I don't think reducing FFB gain is going to fix the monitor 
MWGNZ: why does our car have chrome and spotify?
TomatoKigu: If you gotta' lose vision when racing, might as well be during sim racing.
RandomTrivia: It keeps the kids busy in the back
KeytarCat: Oh god why does it have a touchscreen
SquareDotCube: funnily enough Discord has Android Auto capability (calls)
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Stripe_dog: Vroom vroom
jessicaengle: Maybe there's a playing card in the spokes
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fcloud: bumper cars
MWGNZ: not for a stock ute, but some will sound like that
SnackPak_: gettem Ian
RandomTrivia:
worth
Xavorin: Okay, one cop at Spa
Juliamon: Xavorin (for NOW)
gameslayer013: no traffic now tho
SquareDotCube: time to learn how to PIT
Juliamon: we ever catch up with that cop, he's toast
spethycakes: if we wait for him to lap us, maybe we can sabotage from in front
fcloud: classic ute whirr
ButButTheJesus: we are now playing a new game!
jessicaengle:
I wish I could get introduced to a pension 
Darleysam: I can't hear the word 'ute' without thinking of Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny
Laurence72: Time to give him a piece of our mind...and our fender!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Or benefits
fcloud:
wait, you guys have jobs? 
TomatoKigu: Jobs yes, pay no.
SquareDotCube: Is it less or more motivation if you imagine it's Officer Steve?
fcloud: well you gotta start somewhere
fcloud: *turns 50*
jessicaengle: @Thefluffiestguineapig I do have benefits, and I'm very grateful for them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ute sounds like it's screaming horribly
SquareDotCube: interesting the ute driver is Polish
fcloud:
do people take this game seriously as a sim?
if so, how do they square that with the bumper-cars aspect
NotCainNorAbel: @fcloud You can turn on a bunch of other things that will make it more realistic
fcloud:
ty @NotCainNorAbel 
TomatoKigu: Power searing, for that sous vide fanatic in your life.
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
gameslayer013: a breaking event occurred
Thefluffiestguineapig: We just make it silly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Who needs actual brakes, when you can just transfer your momentum to another car.
RandomTrivia: That's true of most (non-meme) simulators
Astrovore: target acquired!
TomatoKigu: I'm one of the aforementioned very serious people. It's what I enjoy. But I also don't touch online play at all, for much the same reason, lol.
fcloud: ian plays a lot better when he can see the screen
RandomTrivia: Zeta!
TomatoKigu: …And bus we did
gameslayer013: windows like it when that happens right?
Xavorin: Imagine if you passed Officer Phoenix and he responds by flashing his lights.
Mollylele: you got zeta'd, fool
RandomTrivia: Ian was not, in fact, "ready for this"
Deyna_Taggerung: There's secret buttons people can mod to. One car live played with has these for the underbody glow
KeytarCat: I remember in OG Wipeout you could easily explode on the wall of the Pit
SquareDotCube: I think that's more for Assetto Corsa 2
jessicaengle: Reasonable.
Deyna_Taggerung: People + bots is wild fun in something like Wreckfest.
Thefluffiestguineapig: MIDTURN and you saved it
NotCainNorAbel: smooth
TomatoKigu: Nice, clean
Revenant77x: This has a fairly good chance of being the best race on this track today
fcloud: i bet you could if you really tried
TomatoKigu: Spa does have very generous buffer zones for the hard turns.
Deyna_Taggerung: Spa is such a fantastic track but it lacks Gant
fcloud: let's do it together. "i... hate... this... car"
jessicaengle: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
RandomTrivia: Welp
NotCainNorAbel: I think you would like Porsche irl too
calculated_uncertainties: It is the ghost of the DEVICE seeking revenge
RockPusher:
G-LOC Simulator 
Revenant77x: I am so happy Piastri won god that race was just dull as watching grass grow
Dog_of_Myth:

noSmokeFire: I don't think you can sell blackulators anymore
ButButTheJesus: i... don't want to try that
fcloud: i saw that movie. nsfw to say the least
TomatoKigu: As someone with fatigue issues…this stream is very relatable.
NotCainNorAbel: six beers and 4 shots; the new and improved blackuator
SnackPak_: Jefferson Twilight for sure has a blackulator
TomatoKigu: Blackulator 2: Vantablackulator.
Revenant77x: the right Mirror is also ok so that is 2 things
NotCainNorAbel: engine is in the middle; if you break that you probably broke you
fcloud: ian's absolute aplomb in the face of malicious video tech is admirable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Steering wheel shouldn't be going that direction when you are going straight
KeytarCat: The squeaky heel gets creased!
Deyna_Taggerung: NASCAR
ButButTheJesus: but are we learning?
Revenant77x: Are you quoting Lance Stroll or Mick Schumacher?
RandomTrivia: Mmm, the car is fighting back a little
iris_of_ether: "Hrrrrrnnnggmmmnn"
NotCainNorAbel: I don't like this plan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the wheel fully disengaged from the direction you are going?
KeytarCat: But it is a plan!
Revenant77x: if all 4 wheels are pointed a different direction we can never spin out
jessicaengle: Rick Torque?
TomatoKigu: @Revenant77x I feel like trashing millions of automotive equipment to find your limits sounds more like Häkkinen.
nira_sol: Cronch
Lord_Hosk: The "Ohhh god"
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: BAD IAN
RandomTrivia: IAN
jessicaengle: We're so stable right now.
Lord_Hosk: Jumpsuit Jaque needs a new Jumpsuit after that pit entrace
RandomTrivia: You get "Oops, All Stigs"
ButButTheJesus: they're p****wagon needs repairs
TomatoKigu: "We've got Stig at home"
ButButTheJesus: *their
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your front tires don't exist
Revenant77x: how long does it take to replace an entire car in the pits?
jessicaengle: Toasty treads
NotCainNorAbel: @Revenant77x Less than 90 seconds, I can't get an oil change in less than 2 hours
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel But those people are paid real money
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
RandomTrivia: The front did NOT fall off!
RandomTrivia:

jessicaengle:

Mai_Andra: Successfully passed "the front fell off" test.
RockPusher: If Slippy Butt lasts for more than 4 hours, consult a medical professional
iris_of_ether:

ButButTheJesus: ian no
jessicaengle:

NotCainNorAbel:

iris_of_ether: If you butt dispenses lotion, consult a doctor
jessicaengle:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether And an old priest
jessicaengle: Eagle eared, you mean?
Lord_Hosk: Booobooo boo bo boodododo
iris_of_ether: @Thefluffiestguineapig Butt lotion is the new pea soup
KeytarCat: @iris_of_ether Isn't whale feces used in cosmetics?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat No, that's whale vomit
RockPusher: Our Molly Lewis. Other Mollys Lewis are available
iris_of_ether: Whale vomit, yee?
Lord_Hosk: Whale Pukeish
KeytarCat: Oh I have those!
Juliamon: Whale Tonsil Stone
Lord_Hosk: LOL
QuixoticScrivener: cut to recording
SnackPak_:

RandomTrivia:

RockPusher: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
LostThePirate: Tonsil stones are noooo fun. "Why do I feel like gagging lately...? Guess I better scrape my throat again!"
jessicaengle: what shenanegans will you be up to next week?
SquareDotCube: I think it's a sign there's a bad cable somewhere, likely one with DisplayPort connections
Thefluffiestguineapig: Any bodily organ followed by stone is zero fun
iris_of_ether: Jokes on you, I haven't had my tonsils for over 35 years :v
RockPusher: One of the connected consoles waking up and causing an input switch?
SnackPak_: Zeta getting a lil fiesty
SquareDotCube: Something's either getting no signal or a broken non-mirrored signal and causing Windows to reinitialize
Lord_Hosk: Good thing everything in that office is direct connections with out multiple splitters, second computers, and stream-cloud-pc setups.
Lord_Hosk: so diagnostics is straightforward
RandomTrivia: *donk*
Deyna_Taggerung: I thought blackout simulator was a mod Ian added for shits and giggles
SnackPak_: that was a long one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Both those cars were sparking badly
jessicaengle: Difficulty level HDMI
KeytarCat: I'm working on getting a new body
iris_of_ether: Kid Icarus?
Geldaran: Icarus?
Thefluffiestguineapig: He was Deadalus's son
RandomTrivia:
Excellent start 
Geldaran: in the myth? i think he was a teen. not sure.
Thefluffiestguineapig: In the myth it varies
KeytarCat: Tiny crush puny car
SquareDotCube: careful, that one might have guns behind the headlights
KeytarCat: The bus demands your full attention
TStodden: Zeta has always been a bit... unbalanced
Mollylele: \[𝐙]/
KeytarCat: Praise the Zun
RandomTrivia: You probably did that by going sidewars
RandomTrivia: *sideways
RandomTrivia:
Zeta
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Mollylele: good night zweet prince
Thefluffiestguineapig: Molly!!
KeytarCat: Didn't spin out!
ButButTheJesus: zeeetaaa
RandomTrivia: Clearly not enough spite, as that's how we learn around here
kusinohki: ever forward, never learning
jessicaengle:

RandomTrivia: That was very smooth
RandomTrivia: Awwww
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian, don't say that
iris_of_ether: I have returned with sage and rosemary butter pork chops :3
kusinohki: why does the over/under/PB time difference indicator go away??
RandomTrivia: There's the self-commentator's curse
TStodden: 2 steps forward... 1 step back...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki No idea
RandomTrivia: Is that based on whether or not the lap is clean?
kusinohki: I was guessing the top went away when a lap was no longer clean, but that last lap, things still looked clean to me, but it went away *shrug*
RandomTrivia: Oh that is weird
Serivus: it always disappears in that same spot right before the turn
kusinohki: is that the end of a lap section? and it's only active for the 1st section???
RandomTrivia:

CrossXhunteR: is ian driving or is he golfing
Thefluffiestguineapig: We were so close
jessicaengle: HDMI Ghost didn't help much
Revenant77x: Spa is not a short track by F1 standards
stillalivesomehow:

TomatoKigu:
More Ian racing streams? 
RandomTrivia: Love an Ian racing stream
Deyna_Taggerung: Has Ian checked out the Shutoko Revival Project?
kusinohki: time splits were similar to le mans I thought
kusinohki: uh..... one more (lap)
teh_chef: Spa is 7km long! It is not short!
TStodden: This BETTER be our final lap, as we're going to be on fumes after this.
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
RockPusher:

Juliamon: *snort*
teh_chef: lol
RandomTrivia:
*cronch* 
jessicaengle: Oof
Mollylele: !clip
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Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: racing streams, now with added bonus jump scares
RandomTrivia: Rip front of car
Serivus: and number disappears here
jessicaengle:

Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
RatherLargeToad:

jessicaengle:

RockPusher: !paul
iris_of_ether: I mean, also the timing was impeccable
gualdhar: is heather gonna hold the wires so they don't lose signal? like a hangar for a wire antenna?
RandomTrivia:
I can already hear Paul screaming during the subathon 
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
RockPusher: !lovepaul
RockPusher: that's the one
LordZarano:

jessicaengle: The two Ls are next to each other, that's the only way I could remember
RockPusher: Tastes like… corporate greed
RandomTrivia:
Finished! 
spethycakes: just behind our nemesis
NotCainNorAbel:
500
jessicaengle:

Revenant77x: S2 seemed to be your problem area
Lord_Hosk: Crashing seems to be a bit of a issue
vinewood_og: Stream ends with Ian crashing (safely) a go kart into the big studio. "Welcome to the Sub-a-thon!"
RockPusher:

Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thanks for the stream!
calculated_uncertainties: lol
ContingentCat:

RatherLargeToad: Prepare!
Dog_of_Myth:

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LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Diabore! (Today's storm count: 13)
kusinohki: on Mon, it's the subathon. on tue, it's the subathon. one wed, it's still the subathon.....
RockPusher:
Thank you Ian 
spethycakes:
Thanks for stream! 
ButButTheJesus: THAMK 4 STREM
Dog_of_Myth:

RandomTrivia:
Thanks for the stream, Ian! 
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