Sorator13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Without Fail) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (2s ago).
TheWriterAleph: !next
TheWriterAleph: blast.
Sorator13: :D
TheWriterAleph: HSWP
Juliamon: Good effort
Juliamon: lrrSIG
iarethel0ser: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: close enough for rock and roll, i'll say
TehAmelie: lrrSIG too
kusinohki: meows
TheWriterAleph: @TehAmelie 🤘
WriterRaven flops into chat and just lies there for a while
pleonasticTautology: yo
DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight we will be striving to complete challenges Without Fail! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114984543285006179
lamina5432: this should be a fun game to watch
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! lrrGibb
TehAmelie: ahoy!
bytecaster: The AFK intro never gets old for me
TheWriterAleph: lrrHERE
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
wedge_x: well that song's stuck in my head now
asddsa28: lrrDARK
Graham_LRR: braven10HEX
PharaohBender27: I remember that!
Sarah_Serinde: I do remember
bytecaster: Riiiight, batsu
Juliamon: it *sure was*
Nigouki: pie'd that optimus real good
KaleidoscopeMind: "things"
Juliamon: you *sure did*
Gekyouryuu: I just realized: did they redo the intro and remove Jacob?
lamina5432: it was entertaining at least
bytecaster: It was live, so something must have happened
Juliamon: No ice cubes in the undies tonight
PharaohBender27: Kathleen got creative in working around her ankle injury
SkylerRingtail: And then Jacob comes running in from off-camera
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RatherLargeToad: All game actions must be done holding a keyboard
Orxolon: g night every1!
TehAmelie: how about touchpads?
googoltudoris: paul is banished to the technology dimension
Nigouki: Is a stream deck a keyboard? 🤔
gualdhar: when shirt
bytecaster: @Nigouki yes
DeM0nFiRe: True
TehAmelie: write that one down
underhill33: lrrLUL
KaleidoscopeMind: [not currently available in all sizes]
googoltudoris: !addquote
bytecaster: Love peer pressure
Morrigan9: how ben get in box?
JadedCynic: none information, left beef?
e_bloc: 0
TehAmelie: negative infinity!
googoltudoris: you SHALL NOT HAVE MY POINTS
bytecaster: Surely nothing harrowing will occur during this game
e_bloc: 1st time every time
PharaohBender27: :O
googoltudoris: kathleen is gonna play spoiler this whole game, isn't she?
Artificer_Evan: just showed up. what is happening?
RatherLargeToad: the challenge technically just says you have to spin before catching it, but doesn’t say you have to catch it OSFrog
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:13.
Artificer_Evan: oh! I am early for once
bytecaster: Negative points!
bytecaster: The points are stored in the ball(s)
e_bloc: classic ball cupping challenge
Aceviru: 36 thingies?
e_bloc: that blows
UnknownFriday: I'm already trying to Taskmaster this stuff and I shouldn't be.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
Micalovits: Only needed one!
manfred909: tqsClap
TehAmelie: got it in one!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: the ONER
BaldGuyNamedHarry: first try every try
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
hyralt: Jordynne made it look easy peasy
Sorator13: so because Jordynne passed earlier, she doesn't get to raise again later, much like betting in poker? cool.
e_bloc: oh no
RatherLargeToad: AFK Live!
Getter404: How many points do we get for imagining the other light
hyralt: EASY
Seth_Erickson: she's goated
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
protojman: jlrrDance3
Aceviru: o//
e_bloc: lrrWOW
BaldGuyNamedHarry: "wait i'm cracked"
DeM0nFiRe: lrrBartleby
Heckhoundbolt: that was on the hand
realbadatthis_: FBtouchdown
bytecaster: Cori is a gamer after all
Dog_of_Myth: Always Bet on Cori
googoltudoris: get absolutely stunted on, test of skill!
pleonasticTautology: paul, cori's point
pleonasticTautology: ty paul
hyralt: Doesn't everyone need to go move the cup and pen?
KaleidoscopeMind: Lright and Rleft
GasCityGaming: omg Jordynne I JUST saw the shirt!
hyralt: yesssss boopa scoopa
LPS_97: Blood on the Clock Tower, def a boopa scoopa game
circusofkirkus: AFK on the move
RatherLargeToad: It’s AFK, so something’s gonna happen
TheWriterAleph: not a keyboard in sight!
KaleidoscopeMind: quite literally moving farther away from keyboards
TehAmelie: we'll never find out way back to the keyboards
TehAmelie: she said, typing
gualdhar: this is a level of moonbase voyeurism I wasn't expecting tonight
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this feels like the sort of challenge youd see during a live
TheWriterAleph: ben for scale
RatherLargeToad: The measuring Ben
dutchmoose: the bottom pip being just empty chairs is VERY funny to me
PMAvers: More than One Standard Ben
KaleidoscopeMind: ben for scale
hatboozeparty: Ben for planking was not in my bingo
Darleysam: well, 5'11
Aceviru: 6ft on a good day
hyralt: Aha, it's ping pong wall cricket
hyralt: Classic
UnknownFriday: You knocked the pen off. That's why it's part of the challenge.
googoltudoris: maybe it was just so the ball moved with the goal?
TehAmelie: don't bend it like Beckham challenge
hyralt: Give it a real cricket pitch with a run up
itira: LUL
Sorator13: \o/
realbadatthis_: had a feeling
Brozard: Love the shirt, Jordynne
dumbo3k: Teeth!
TehAmelie: TEETH
PMAvers: Might depend on the challenge, since it might require the physical timer?
RatherLargeToad: lrrHERE
spethycakes: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
WiJohn: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
James_the_Dabbler: Hmmm
itira: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
InconsiderateHat: Oh Jordynne's shirt matches the cards
TehAmelie: the stakes have never been higher
KaleidoscopeMind: :0
nishwastaken: eavNoted
DeChunkandFriends: The FBZ
googoltudoris: "full frontal cam" wait no...
IbunWest: Kathleen's skirt blends in so much with the curtain
Juliamon: bonk
TheAinMAP: bonk
James_the_Dabbler: Man this is going so sideways
WriterRaven: Phrasing, Ian.
Manitu_25: lmao
vinewood_og: More wrist action required
Decaped: children are more flexible. adult testing needed
googoltudoris: ian, now's your chance to bring her down to your level!
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KaleidoscopeMind: please ask before touching the paul
googoltudoris: touch! the! paul!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Decaped: congrats cori
bytecaster: Cori stays winning
PharaohBender27: Oh no, Kathleen lost a point while I was away! lrrAWW
HadesLeprechaun: love a game that uses the box
OldUncleDan: Considering the makeup of this group; the correct move is to not bet.
e_bloc: I believe
KaleidoscopeMind: it also doesnt say you can't just drop the box and kick
ContingentCat: for free?!
ContingentCat: ok still socks
vinewood_og: lrrJUDGE
spethycakes: marshm3Clap
PharaohBender27: OK for real, when did people start calling feet "grippers"? They don't even grip that well!
phoenixfeather14: lrrBartleby
drcthulu: Grippers strat
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING
Aceviru: o//
ContingentCat: lrrHORN good job jordynne
realbadatthis_: @PharaohBender27 skill issue
bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 Speak for yourself
e_bloc: jordynne is the joe hendry of lrr
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 clearly you need to work on your footwork
spethycakes: ryanst14Clapclap
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Even the weakest radish can get strong with the stone demon's power.
e_bloc: @spethycakes :D
PharaohBender27: @realbadatthis_ @bytecaster @ContingentCat OK, OK, maybe it's a me thing :p
KaleidoscopeMind: or sideways slightly
PharaohBender27: But I use my feet for *walking* and *running* tqsHmph
gualdhar: the full frontal zone?
KaleidoscopeMind: can hold to your ear
HadesLeprechaun: this looks like what I would probably go for
IanAllenBird: ayyy
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby !
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrCORI
hyralt: Well done, Cori!!
TheWriterAleph: PogChamp
phoenixfeather14: lrrBartleby
ThePixelSavage: "over the line!"
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
shendaras: FBtouchdown
ArloArts: mrsblobClap
Aceviru: o//
underhill33: FBtouchdown
ArloArts: what a time to arrive
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bytecaster: The unicup
drcthulu: The unicup
hyralt: Cup unicorn. Unicup? Cupicorn?
Heckhoundbolt: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
bytecaster: jinx
drcthulu: alphabetically close to unicum
TehAmelie: ballincupicorn
KWardJenx: Cori being Cori is just an unfair advantage
realbadatthis_: 420
itsaysTRUENO: well 24 is the highest number so idk how you do that
e_bloc: big 'all the rules are written on this card' energy
HadesLeprechaun: it looks like they probably want the sand timer upright to start
ContingentCat: 69?
asddsa28: oo this is easy
goombalax: lets go Yacko!
ContingentCat: ok how much of that song do you remember?
iarethel0ser: How much Yacko do you know
NimrodXIV: Yakko time
Geldaran: channel your inner Yakko.
TehAmelie: there are at least 20 countries
niccus: just don't mention countries that don't exist anymore
ShaneLeeAtk: Animaniacs, baby!
KaleidoscopeMind: he can just write them down
ThePixelSavage: in the spirit
itsaysTRUENO: they didnt say real countries did they? Do pokemon geography
KaleidoscopeMind: and pre-plan
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TheAinMAP: katesNoted
WiJohn: Taskmaster rules!
HadesLeprechaun: I think writing your first counts as 'saying' your first
ThePixelSavage: using his whole brain
manfred909: tqsGiggle
WriterRaven: Peak Taskmaster attitude right there. =D
e_bloc: fair play
bytecaster: I'll allow it
PMAvers: Malicious compliance!
dumbo3k: Air Bud rules
ContingentCat: that's my favourite way to mess with things on taskmaster
DeM0nFiRe: If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. And the game is called without fail so this is the only option really
Heckhoundbolt: as long as he does not say a country, the time does not start
niccus: taskmaster usually pre-empts you by starting when you finish reading the instrucitons
iarethel0ser: The countries of woof and bark.
Micalovits: So... We could be rude and help from twitch chat? :D
Mattmitchell45: Will Ben be giving them new names?
goombalax: he came back from the farm upstate
TheAinMAP: How many countries can you name using dog breeds?
asddsa28: they peeked when they went to space
KaleidoscopeMind: Yakko is vaguely dog-like
googoltudoris: united states canada mexico panama haiti jamaica peru
TehAmelie: how many less than widely recognized countries could you name?
saucemaster5000: anyone remember that the villain in air bud was a clown?
ContingentCat: Does the rule say it has to be real countries?
ArloArts: LMAO
KaleidoscopeMind: lol
Micalovits: But can you name the 4 countries it turned into? :D
WiJohn: The Ottoman Empire!
TehAmelie: @ContingentCat trick question, countries aren't real
kynelwynn: Isn't there a 2023 or such version of the song Rob Paulsen's sung?
KaleidoscopeMind: think about food
itsaysTRUENO: theres a mini-Yugoslavia in canada
ContingentCat: Prussia!
AdamYMHMI: @Micalovits Yu, Go, Sla, Via?
drcthulu: Gaul
Driosenth: Holy Roman Empire
e_bloc: USSR
Aceviru: Texas Kappa
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Isn't it 5 now, what with that one country beginning with a K?
googoltudoris: i'm pretty sure there's more than 15 countries just at war with each other right now
MungoDude: Iberia
bytecaster: Canada!
LPS_97: he also mentions Algiers, which is a city not a country
AdamYMHMI: Quebec
dutchmoose: San Escobar
ContingentCat: Hati?
Diabore: haiti
WiJohn: Heidi!
bytecaster: Heidi? Of the Alps?
e_bloc: not even mexico
realbadatthis_: hay tea
dutchmoose: Atropia
ContingentCat: lrrBartleby
ElektroTal: Haiti is pronounced Ha ee ti if you actually speak the hatian creole. the h is sort of silent
Aceviru: @e_bloc Mexico is an American state Kappa
bytecaster: Cup those balls!
e_bloc: @Aceviru :D
e_bloc: 2 lrrs, 6 cups
HadesLeprechaun: I would reverse Taskmaster with the definition of Say: a : to express in words, and you were definitely writing in words
PharaohBender27: We're at full cup deployment
Grumpingtoon: Ben’s pronunciation is actually closer to the pronunciation in the local accent
Grumpingtoon: Of Haiti
hyralt: Kathleen going HARRRRRRD
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
TehAmelie: 19 is a fun number
ContingentCat: good luck Ian
bytecaster: That sounds impossible
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
itsaysTRUENO: very beer pong-centric game
kynelwynn: Why are there even values fr easy to hard? We KNOW someones just going to go to the hardest value
ContingentCat: so close
PharaohBender27: So close!
Dog_of_Myth: So close
bytecaster: That was suprisingly close
ContingentCat: math is hard
KaleidoscopeMind: math is hard
TehAmelie: math IS hard
KaleidoscopeMind: (one braincell!)
PharaohBender27: Well that sounds like a good Kathleen quote
PharaohBender27: Rematch!?
TheWriterAleph: fuck it we ballless
A_Dub888: We have no balls today
PharaohBender27: Oh nevermind it's a new thing
TehAmelie: i've been thinking about the 1/0 problem for like 30 minutes and i got nothing
KaleidoscopeMind: 90 degree rotato
phoenixfeather14: excellent swivel, Ian
itsaysTRUENO: the flip-cup kids all play valorant now
ContingentCat: Oooo
PharaohBender27: Cori that pen doesn't look straight FAKE EDIT: Thank you Ben
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: Jordynne just straddling that like the Colossus of Rhodes
ContingentCat: so make contact but not knock down huh
ArdCollider: this one absolutely designed for McMansion engineered hardwood floors
Decaped: these seems pretty difficult on carpet
ArdCollider: just nerd curling
overlrd79: do you guys believe in joe hendry?
KaleidoscopeMind: that was left ben
MungoDude: saying right when it was on her left was a great misdirect
itsaysTRUENO: i feel like a group of jugglers would try to turn this board game into a sport
RatherLargeToad: lrrHERE
PharaohBender27: Oh no . . .
PharaohBender27: CORI
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: She can come in and visit.
Artificer_Evan: oh no
asddsa28: lrrDARK
lamina5432: is there a stategy to over bet on someone thats ahead in points?
ContingentCat: ohh I like this
PharaohBender27: So vocabulary Monikers
BrowneePointz: so this reminds me of the Dropout episode a while back where they bet stuff without knowing what they’d be betting for/having to do
Aceviru: define biggest
PharaohBender27: tqsHeart
manfred909: this is gonna be fun
manfred909: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
ContingentCat: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby
itira: LUL
Sorator13: LUL
Aceviru: She's a genius
Juliamon: lrrLUL
Sibwow: tqsEgg
DeM0nFiRe: LL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Aceviru: o//
KWardJenx: hilarious
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
ThePixelSavage: she said "vegetables"
WiJohn: lrrDARK
PharaohBender27: Hallway: Engaged
WitchyTQ: @ThePixelSavage i'll text the S if you feel better
ThePixelSavage: @WitchyTQ doesnt change the fact it was wrong :D
PharaohBender27: @WitchyTQ tqsLOL
ThePixelSavage: @WitchyTQ I am funa t party games btw :P
ThePixelSavage: *at
Aarek: Ben feets 5
KaleidoscopeMind: we need a Ben for scale
BrowneePointz: @thepixelsavage 🎵every party needs a pooper that’s why they invited you🎶
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
ContingentCat: famous last words
itsaysTRUENO: a lacrosse shot from a cup
Nigouki: cup to cup action
MungoDude: Action Cam, the greatest camera of them all 🎶
ContingentCat: yaaay
DeM0nFiRe: lrrBartleby
ArloArts: huzzah!
goombalax: what did it cost?
NotCainNorAbel: Ian is making this a contact sport
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
hyralt: Action lrrCAMERON
Geldaran: and the paramedics wheeled him out on one.
pleonasticTautology: "ough. crushed my spine."
SquareDotCube: don't crush your balls... again
dutchmoose: His heart stopped for a second
ThePixelSavage: too late Ian - Doc Wagon is already on their way. Your Platinum contract covers 90% of the cost though
LPS_97: same thing happened when you played Batsu
e_bloc: "smart" watch
LPS_97: He fallen but he could get up.
TehAmelie: maybe the watch likes to run drills. like my smoke alarm that decided to test its function at the same time of night once
itsaysTRUENO: smells like a list
realbadatthis_: heidi
e_bloc: US states
Decaped: make Ben do a bunch of push ups!
KaleidoscopeMind: squats?
realbadatthis_: alabama, alaska, arizona, ark an saw
IanAllenBird: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: then it's the wacko song
ArloArts: LMAO
KaleidoscopeMind: LOL
ContingentCat: what?
pleonasticTautology: LOL
MungoDude: 50 cents?
ThePixelSavage: who has cash in 2025
LPS_97: can it be more than?
TehAmelie: everyone empty their pockets!
JessieImproved: omg, in the year of our lord 2025
goombalax: 50 money
dutchmoose: 50 bananas?
IbunWest: 50 cash units
TheWriterAleph: 50 monies
KWardJenx: cents?
YeOldeMark: 50 cents?
Aceviru: hahaha
IanAllenBird: rip
KaleidoscopeMind: not even 50 cents?
Spades_Slicc: Lol
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Spades_Slicc: Lmao
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Cool game
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: autofail
GasCityGaming: I always have a twenty on me, just in case
rogerivany: Cash? In this economy?
goombalax: 50 lint
ContingentCat: it doesn't specify the currency, game currency
A_Dub888: Cash?? In the year of our lord 2025?
TheAinMAP: RPGEmpty
realbadatthis_: ian dove for nuthing
itsaysTRUENO: that card was written at 4:30 on a firday
ani_laurel: this would be way funnier if it was 50Yen or something
WiJohn: I'd be great at this game, someone gave me a hundred a year ago and I still haven't made it by the bank!
MungoDude: what year was this game made?
Aceviru: *brb going to the atm*
ThePixelSavage: Kathleen got a point?
Decaped: Emergency cash has saved me twice.
TehAmelie: i try to have at least $200 on me. doing my part to keep cash from going extinct.
e_bloc: I keep a silver dollar worth about 20$ in my wallet
Blip2004: that looks more like 5 feet
hyralt: AFKxTinker Tailor
ContingentCat: Thanks Cori
MAPBoardgames: Blow harder, Milhouse!
ContingentCat: lrrBartleby
ArloArts: mrsblobClap
ElektroTal: that was straight up glurp tier
Aceviru: Lets goo
KWardJenx: very dramatic
foopoiuyt: What is the watch going to say now
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
googoltudoris: him joints, they go crack
Micalovits: Jordynne confirmed #1
ContingentCat: oooo
realbadatthis_: non-problematic height difference
rosesmcgee: Modesty tilt on that camera
IanAllenBird: f
ContingentCat: LUL lrrHEART Jordynne
KaleidoscopeMind: i dont think the distance was the issue here
hyralt: Good effort! Good effort!
ContingentCat: A lot of quality content
JadedCynic: HOP! HOP! HOP! HOP!
KWardJenx: So just generating more work for Jordynne
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public_key_reveal_party: LRR amateur chiropractic clinic.
ContingentCat: Oooo~
The_Color_Twelve: The Box! The Box!
LPS_97: The Blindfold™
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a packet of acidic children
ThePixelSavage: a shared blindfold in a party game? This is a scheme by big pink eye!
TehAmelie: big pink eye, from the second episode of Steven Universe?
dutchmoose: @ThePixelSavage That and touchable exhibits at science centers
googoltudoris: carrot in a box
AalderFlawn: What up everyone? Playing Elite Dangerous on my second monitor while watching.
e_bloc: this is already a LRL bit
ContingentCat: the moonbase has some interesting objects
circusofkirkus: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: The Real Sparky Sparkswall
Bruceski: Does Ben choose the object, or choose someone else to choose it?
manfred909: tqsStinky Ben
realbadatthis_: cup!
A_Dub888: it could be a boat!
public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne, there is an object in the box
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
ThePixelSavage: "What's in the boooooox??"
EmsLeigh: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: that Squall comic Graham wanted
KWardJenx: Should always be a carrot
hyralt: If the team wants to make things harder on themselves, we should let them.
RatherLargeToad: lousy smarch answer
WriterRaven: Florptember!
A_Dub888: Windows Vista!
HadesLeprechaun: foods?
DeChunkandFriends: Borange
KaleidoscopeMind: binapple
dutchmoose: Bizza
dutchmoose: Bushi
Spades_Slicc: bento
realbadatthis_: bisque
Darleysam: beans!
niccus: incredible how it all just escapes from your head
itsaysTRUENO: Baco Bell
Bruceski: brussels sprouts, broccoli, bok choy
ContingentCat: boc choi
A_Dub888: bread
mercano82: beans, beans, the magical fruit
tehfewl: Bice cream
dutchmoose: BcBonalds
BrowneePointz: borscht
lamina5432: brane
DaxStrife: bread, banana, banana bread...
ElektroTal: burrito?
Sorator13: Banana, breadfruit, banana bread...
A_Dub888: biscotti
TheWriterAleph: beatloaf
BrowneePointz: baklava
HadesLeprechaun: boston cream pie!
chaostreader: Bacon
ThorSokar: bone broth
ContingentCat: beef
dutchmoose: Bed Bobster
BrowneePointz: beets
A_Dub888: dangit now me hungee
JadedCynic: beef
TheWriterAleph: bapa bohn's
Darleysam: bebber bizza
JadedCynic: braised beets
ContingentCat: of course now we can all name lots of b things
brunomant_: Enjoy beef
Darleysam: bees (if you're brave)
tehfewl: :b: I Z Z A
mercano82: big gulp
tehfewl: im ruined
ThePixelSavage: cannot spell farther without fart
realbadatthis_: brazed ribs
KaleidoscopeMind: it doesn't specify
dutchmoose: Bonuts
mjiig: All lines are straight with sufficient disregard for walls
ContingentCat: Oooo
realbadatthis_: bone broth been done yet?
lamina5432: braised pork
KaleidoscopeMind: "now standing where the cup is"
DaxStrife: I expected Kathleen to embrace her inner cat and knock it off the ledge.
ContingentCat: so the vertical on the wall wouldn't have mattered
Seth_Erickson: LUL
public_key_reveal_party: Now we see: how good is Ben's peripheral vision
KWardJenx: nicely done
DaxStrife: lrrBartleby
Aceviru: o//
WriterRaven: First try. lrrLUL
DeChunkandFriends: To quote Cameron: GOT IT IN ONE!
Redbassist: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BaldGuyNamedHarry: lrrBartleby
TheAinMAP: FootGoal
Manitu_25: loool
itsaysTRUENO: first time every time
ContingentCat: Baxter's
A_Dub888: @ContingentCat Baxter is a cat? I thought he was an amorphous fluff
cosarprime: @A_Dub888 he can be both.
ContingentCat: @A_Dub888 potato potatah
Wrexadecimal: This is some taskmaster shenanigans
Micalovits: Oh no, the no hands makes it hard
KaleidoscopeMind: blindfold is right there
ThePixelSavage: so many destroyed miniatures
Spades_Slicc: 30 seconds, ee-zed pee-zed
public_key_reveal_party: o7
realbadatthis_: scoop into shirt held as pouch
Manitu_25: o7
realbadatthis_: hell yeah!
Spades_Slicc: he's gaming
ThePixelSavage: lost miniatures under the tbale
Sorator13: oh... oh no
calculated_uncertainties: But he lost so many minis!
GasCityGaming: don't inhale a die
TheAinMAP: escher3SAFETY
e_bloc: certainly this will call the EMTs
HadesLeprechaun: it was such a good plan!
KaleidoscopeMind: RIP
TheWriterAleph: lrrLUL
betweenmyself: the HORROR riffScream
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1
public_key_reveal_party: A valiant effort either way
BaldGuyNamedHarry: it was a great effort
Tangsm: They may have to adjust the rules for choking hazards
DeChunkandFriends: The sex dice are expected to be covered in fluids, so it's fine.
ContingentCat: learn?
ThePixelSavage: Blood Oxygen levels dropped to 93%
realbadatthis_: need a milk mile redux
public_key_reveal_party: @dechunkandfriends I do not like this comment, thank you
MAPBoardgames: Rule #20: It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint
realbadatthis_: hop hop hop
JadedCynic: went to different rooms - savvy!
ArloArts: kathleen has all the hops
itsaysTRUENO: this game is cool
JadedCynic: those were GOOD, easily confirmed wall-touches! :D
A_Dub888: @MAPBoardgames Sir? Sir, we're playing Catan lrrBEEJ
WriterRaven: hydwate or diedwate uwu
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Take the road meat.
ContingentCat: um?
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
TheWriterAleph: well... yes, lrrbot. that's the point.
lamina5432: on the road meet parachutes slow you down is the combination
adept_nekomancer: I can't help but feel that "bad advice" is the better advice here.
ContingentCat: If you don't wear a parachute you might end up as road meat
Juliamon: I must once again emphasize that !advice is not necessarily GOOD advice just because it's not !badadvice
Juliamon: There is a nonzero overlap in the two commands
lamina5432: !advice
LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
ContingentCat: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
ContingentCat: yuuup
WriterRaven: !findquote crab
LRRbot: Quote #4260: "Stop hitting my crab" —Alex [2017-06-07]
calculated_uncertainties: So there's the let's nope express, does that mean there's a let's nope podcast only edition?
calculated_uncertainties: Or, conversely, -is that- the podcast only edition?
ContingentCat: You've succeeded at being nice and interesting people
LoadingReadyRun: @calculated_uncertainties any video *can* be a podcast if you just don't look at it :p
HadesLeprechaun: so pictionary with you holding their hand?
calculated_uncertainties: @LoadingReadyRun Work means I listen to a lot of LRR podcasts. Road Quest works surprisingly well as audio only.
niccus: i think you can also just write the word, it's just... less helpful than usual
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner to assisted drawing
HadesLeprechaun: it said without letters or numbers
HadesLeprechaun: so yeah, pictionary
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby
NotCainNorAbel: lrrBartleby
PharaohBender27: I thought it was washing machine, myself :p
RatherLargeToad: spider cake
Nigouki: caaaaaaaaake
Sarah_Serinde: I do
Sorator13: I think I got it
KaleidoscopeMind: birthday cake
PharaohBender27: Hot tub?
lamina5432: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
HadesLeprechaun: yeah I think that's a cake
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
brunomant_: teeth
Aceviru: a burning barrel Kappa
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ian!
PMAvers: And when he gets there, he'll be there.
manfred909: tqsChew
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers lrrLUL
Micalovits: Thank god it isn't covid anymore
Sorator13: Were you going to do the variant, btw?
PharaohBender27: This seems risky
Dog_of_Myth: Time for that tarp budget
ContingentCat: I'm good Jordynne thanks
itsaysTRUENO: i smonked some wed
WriterRaven: I exist, Jordynne. Didn't sleep until 4AM.
PharaohBender27: I'm going OK, Jordynne. How about you?
spethycakes: I am knitting a sweater in 36C weather, so questionable
manfred909: chillin
hiFunko: Better now that I'm on my second coffee of the morning
electra310: Surely the subathon fund can cough up for a tarp budget increase
foopoiuyt: What is this, Initial D?
ContingentCat: hi Cori
HadesLeprechaun: balance toilet paper while spinning without getting it wet or the TP falling off
electra310: Tarp budget has clearly not kept up with cost of tarping
manfred909: oh i should have gotten another coffe
PharaohBender27: @spethycakes You're just preparing for the eventual winter!
betweenmyself: hopefully the TP is of high enough “ply” to not sag under it’s own weight
spethycakes: @PharaohBender27 that is a VERY generous read of my anxiety compulsion, and I appreciate you for it
adept_nekomancer: spin Cori spin!
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: well, holding it taut alleviates my concern riffYeti
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby
manfred909: tqsSpin tqsSpin tqsSpin tqsSpin
Aceviru: o//
WriterRaven: IAN.
spethycakes: jesscapCrocspin jesscapCrocspin jesscapCrocspin
TheAinMAP: 2020Unroll
DaxStrife: "8 Feet in the Body Zone" is my new band name.
PharaohBender27: Full! Body! Zone!
HadesLeprechaun: I appreciate the Taskmastering of the rules, but I feel like the game is more designed in an 'in the spirit of the question' way, because some of these are far easier if you're trying to skirt the rules
calculated_uncertainties: @DaxStrife That's a pretty sweet band name. What genre?
HadesLeprechaun: *in the spirit of the task
Valhallan597: TTours
PharaohBender27: Jordynne being downright cat-like :p
DaxStrife: @calculated_uncertainties Darksynth.
lamina5432: headless zone
PharaohBender27: Oh nnooooo\
ContingentCat: welp
Valhallan597: LUL
itsaysTRUENO: this is just a hazing ritual
PharaohBender27: This is going to be cursed
Nigouki: do not butt the cup, there's already a viral video for that
KaleidoscopeMind: ben can lie on the floor
spethycakes: lrrJUDGECALL
calculated_uncertainties: @DaxStrife Hmm.
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: lrrBartleby
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby !
Aceviru: WOOO
itsaysTRUENO: easy!
Redbassist: lrrLUL lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
NotCainNorAbel: seabatDance
lamina5432: lrrCOW lrrBartleby
calculated_uncertainties: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
betweenmyself: hard twelve inches you say? riffThink
Juliamon: huehuhehue
spethycakes: that's simply too many inches! jesscapGasp
ContingentCat: hehehehehe
betweenmyself: twelve inches just seems like showing off pennyWhat
LPS_97: *Doom music plays*
darkcyril: And on tonight's episode of Tinker Tailor...
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
ContingentCat: oh nooo
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Mattmitchell45: Straw? STRAW? STRAAAAAAAAAW!?
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
public_key_reveal_party: Where will you find books?
ContingentCat: I wonder if we'll find stackable things around in the moonbase
A_Dub888: chat, you see any stackable items they can use?
PharaohBender27: Stackable items . . . whereever could they find such? Kappa
betweenmyself: face mask ready riffLSP
Valhallan597: #Gundam #Ad
ArloArts: jenga time
PharaohBender27: I have concerns
adept_nekomancer: A box sandwich
A_Dub888: !findquote stack
LRRbot: Quote #6803: "Can we stack interventions, because I've got a few." —Heather, of Ian [2020-03-04]
HadesLeprechaun: War Chest is a heavy box to place that high
ContingentCat: it's a nice sandwich
public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne is a chaos gremlin and we love that from them
ContingentCat: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: Oh NNNOOOO that angle of the cushion
ContingentCat: oh
Zandivya: Cookies and cushions
e_bloc: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Wrexadecimal: I'd love to see some martial artists do this one, lol.
Valhallan597: I think it was gonna said "I can verbally berate you"
e_bloc: i dont think i coud do this without a blindfold
itsaysTRUENO: no way...
PharaohBender27: Ball was off first!
itsaysTRUENO: that was unreal
PipeSmokingOwl: count that!
public_key_reveal_party: I would give it to her for sure
ContingentCat: I think it counts it fell seperately
e_bloc: fair and amazingh
ContingentCat: damn good job kathleen lrrDARK
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Sarah_Serinde: Jordynne has so many clips to go through
spethycakes: Bonus highlight reels!
ContingentCat: there's bound to be a lot of highlights to go through
e_bloc: at the end of the year someone else should just make an all-jordynne highlight reel
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Sorry/not sorry for my part of that :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we appreciate everyone who clipped :D It's just that 6 straight days ends up being a whole lot of clippable moments
Sarah_Serinde: Took the mod team a while to go through everything
PharaohBender27: @PipeSmokingOwl Try posting again after clip has published? Right now it just directs to Twitch front page
PipeSmokingOwl: oh odd
PipeSmokingOwl: there it goes
PipeSmokingOwl: @Sarah_Serinde im amazed how u all got clips ready for the Live segement on saturday for sims
adept_nekomancer: "Move the paper 3 microns to the right"
Sarah_Serinde: @PipeSmokingOwl I think that was more the Discord than us
betweenmyself: doesn’t specify how aerodynamically sound the plane must be… *balls up paper*
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
spethycakes: hahahaha
BaldGuyNamedHarry: LMAO
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
public_key_reveal_party: lrrLUL
betweenmyself: yup
itsaysTRUENO: a paper slug
ContingentCat: LUL
e_bloc: lrrWOW
adept_nekomancer: Not the best lift on that plane, but it's folded.
spethycakes: now THAT'S lateral thinking
LPS_97: Aerodynamics: f'd
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah there was a dedicated Discord thread to the overnight Sims bits
ContingentCat: so close
spethycakes: a valiant effort!
ContingentCat: yeah good strat
wedge_x: the Apollo capsule absolutely flew it's reentry
niccus: lithobraking 101
rosesmcgee: The space shuttle debris is technically an airplane
spethycakes: cup and box sounds like a game cats would enjoy
hiFunko: lmao
HadesLeprechaun: 15 ft of clear space? this game isn't especially apartment friendly
HadesLeprechaun: I can hardly get enough open space for VR
coachNelly: what became of her? she played cup in box with the butcher's boy and when the prince came to town it was her sister who caught his eye
ContingentCat: ooooo
Singenmeister subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Singenmeister! (Today's storm count: 23)
itsaysTRUENO: the crowd is impressed
KaleidoscopeMind: "stand on the spot where the cup is"
itsaysTRUENO: strangest game of chicken i ever seen
realbadatthis_: the gamesmenship
Aceviru: Oh...yes?
ContingentCat: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCrab lrrCrab
WriterRaven: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
spethycakes: lrrCrab
coachNelly: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
BaldGuyNamedHarry: lrrCrab
adept_nekomancer: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
itsaysTRUENO: is a spycrab a crab
ArloArts: alasCrabgold
PipeSmokingOwl: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
lamina5432: lrrCrab lrrCrab
realbadatthis_: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
DeM0nFiRe: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Wrexadecimal: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
foopoiuyt: It's time for crab!
spethycakes: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
electra310: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
FenrisSchafer: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Bladinus: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
e_bloc: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
ihlendrax: 🦀 🦀 🦀
trainpants: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
spethycakes: if you've got time for cup and box, you've got time for crab
PharaohBender27: Realize this is in contravenance to Kathleen and Jordynne not liking clips featuring them, but: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrazyCoyDoveDAESuppy-mD9x0tRPngMv-TSe
coachNelly: can crab ben bite box?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCrab lrrCrab
Diabore: crab :(
coachNelly: sadcrab.gif
PharaohBender27: lrrCrab
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Aceviru: hahaha
PipeSmokingOwl: sad crab noises
ArloArts: LMAO
adept_nekomancer: If you've got time for crab talk, you've got time to crabwalk!
HadesLeprechaun: so our distance is...5-6 inches?
empyreon: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
ihlendrax: LUL
Seth_Erickson: almost
e_bloc: lrrCrab
TheAinMAP: lrrAWW
electra310: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
IanAllenBird: crab :(
spethycakes: lrrCrab BigSad
Sarah_Serinde: Hey look Ian gets a point!
Shadwhawk: 3 whole seconds
realbadatthis_: crab crab crab crap
dougma: hello hilight reel
lamina5432: lrrCrab lrrAWW
PipeSmokingOwl: thats some Glurp level sadness rofl
AdamYMHMI: Oof, lobstered
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCrab lrrAWW
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Aceviru: Definitely highlightable
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: crab
memnus: lrrCrab rdropWhy
Lysander_salamander: what is going on here?
coachNelly: crAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB :'(
HadesLeprechaun: Ben has not yet begun to carcinogize yet
WriterRaven: @Lysander_salamander Ben tried to crabwalk.
DeM0nFiRe: I love that the betting phase took like 20 times as long as the challenge
Aceviru: @Lysander_salamander yes. haha
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah, Ian on the board
Diabore: @Lysander_salamander crab
samwiser_: Aw, no belly :(
Lysander_salamander: dean stockwell?
JadedCynic: Dean Stockwell
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to crab! They have given 3378 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, crab! (Today's storm count: 24)
PharaohBender27: Well there's a good chance one of those will make the highlight lrrLUL
7gorobei: diceinole?
realbadatthis_: so paper football
spethycakes: lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCrab lrrHORN
realbadatthis_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nigouki: height in feet to drop phone
Diabore: uh oh
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
Sorator13: I love that they included "can't leave the room"
PharaohBender27: Full! Body! Zone!
Lysander_salamander: oh, breathing on each other
itsaysTRUENO: yum mouth fumes
WriterRaven: @Nigouki Height in feet to *throw* phone.
coachNelly: i love a party game that gets us moving around <3
realbadatthis_: upside down tech deck
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Aceviru: lol
HadesLeprechaun: knew that wasn't gonna last long
HadesLeprechaun: lol
KaleidoscopeMind: just run
JadedCynic: the lung power!
public_key_reveal_party: Hello table
coachNelly: opposable thumb MATTERS
betweenmyself: I mean the real play would be for someone wearing a dress to crouch down and use the garment as a shield
coachNelly: tos though
betweenmyself: that works too
manfred909: lol
ContingentCat: so far!
adept_nekomancer: Clever Jordynne, clever
JadedCynic: *WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHSHHHHSHSHSHSH* for headphone viewers
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
public_key_reveal_party: Figure out how to cheat
KaleidoscopeMind: wear good shoes
ContingentCat: lrrHEART costco hotdogs
wedge_x: "arm to arm stuff"
PharaohBender27: lrrLUL
Aceviru: haha
IanAllenBird: lrrSHINE
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Dog_of_Myth: !store
LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
realbadatthis_: lrrHEART
spethycakes: box it up, paper cup! box it up, paper cup!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This felt like a completely normal episode to me.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
spethycakes: lrrSHINE
WriterRaven: IAN!
TheWriterAleph: :O
IanAllenBird: :(
adept_nekomancer: :(
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
electra310: Welp
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
betweenmyself: riffGasp riffScream
ghyllnox: lrrSHINE / lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: Cheer732 Thank you for a fun, goofy time. Here's 1/3 of what bits I have left now after the subathon
ghyllnox: LUL
Sorator13: <3
shendaras: Now I know how Relena felt
LPS_97: Craabbb
spethycakes: lrrCrab ryanst14Sadleon
electra310: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
ContingentCat: I feel that though
HadesLeprechaun: Freelancers is SO GOOD
Dog_of_Myth: This game is great
ContingentCat: Different J
KaleidoscopeMind: other J
HadesLeprechaun: the real time voice acting is exceptional
HadesLeprechaun: proZD was involved
Mattmitchell45: I wish they made an online play version of Freelancers like for their first game, Forgotten Waters
public_key_reveal_party: I am so glad we are getting crapshoots again
PharaohBender27: Might miss the first hour, but look forward to seeing the rest!
Lord_Hosk: I have an idea for a crapshot in a courtroom
Dog_of_Myth: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCrab
TheAinMAP: lrrCrab_SG
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCrab
spethycakes: lrrCrab
DeM0nFiRe: lrrCrab
Sorator13: lrrCrab
lamina5432: gnight
underhill33: lrrCrab
drcthulu: lrrCrab
IanAllenBird: lrrCrab
ContingentCat: lrrCrab
adept_nekomancer: lrrCrab
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: lrrCrab
Redbassist: lrrCrab lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
spethycakes: lrrSHINE
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCrab lrrSHINE
memnus: Thank for strem!
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
public_key_reveal_party: lrrPAUL lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ContingentCat: thanks everyone lrrHEART
Redbassist: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
MTigress: GG
Aceviru: o/
Mattmitchell45: Love ya Paul
realbadatthis_: o/
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Put something nice inside of me.
Earthenone: !syr
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.