Creideiki_SE: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (It's the show were we write, film, and edit an entire Crapshot in 3 hours or less or your pizza is free!) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (13m from now).
Creideiki_SE: Mmm, free pizza.
Creideiki_SE: !findquote pizza
LRRbot: Quote #4237: "Always one slice away from a perfect pizza..." —Heather [2017-05-30]
RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
RockPusher hustles the wandering monster into the writers room
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get modded in the borf.
bytecaster: That wandering monster might contain some inspiration, get it!
Creideiki_SE: !findquote monster
LRRbot: Quote #3595: "You monster! My flesh-colored ladies!" —Cameron, to Ian [2016-11-04]
TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
RockPusher: !findquote crap
LRRbot: Quote #760: "Crap! Damnit! Damn crap! Aw butts!" —Graham [2015-09-30]
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
DeM0nFiRe:
RockPusher: It's 5AM on a Sunday morning, time to get the idea juice flowing
fastlane250:
completely forgot about this
DeM0nFiRe: Who's ready to crap?!?
Noy2222: Crap! Crap! Crap!
lirazel64: Wheeee!
Noy2222: Vomit toilet! Vomit toilet! Vomit toilet!
warpstonewarlock: Crap! And shoot!
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duckace11: howdy howdy everybody
GreatWahooney: heck yeah, some of my favourite crapshots came out of these
RockPusher: idea juice of course can be found in the refuse bin of thought
Statist42:
Hi friends! 
gnyrinn: Well hello there.
juzztshay:
Good timezone everyone 
Wolfstrike_NL: [Honk]
iris_of_ether: Ooh, I forgot about this!
GreatWahooney: top o' the time zone to ya
RockPusher: The timezone is eepy
dippedfeathers: The timezone is clement.
TXC2: Hello duckace11 and Statist42 and gnyrinn and juzztshay and GreatWahooney and iris_of_ether welcome
iris_of_ether: Good morning(evening?) TXC2!
dungeonmasteralek: A crapshoot on my birthday?! Hell yes!
TheKingWiggins: the return!
TXC2: iris_of_ether indeed evening for me
gnyrinn: What joke is there behind the name of the current music?
JadedCynic: Happy Diurnal Period, Chat!
TXC2: here we GO!
Noy2222: ? ? ?
IanAllenBird:
Invitare: 2 moonbases ago
TXC2: ah Moonbase 4
SmithKurosaki: o7
RockPusher: The Delta intro pop
GreatWahooney:
totally forgot about this intro 
dippedfeathers: Hello
TXC2: hello LRR
warpstonewarlock: *honk*
JadedCynic: @gnyrinn 7.62mm x (length of bullat) is ammo - prolly an Alex reference
polygonalpizza: Amazing
Luna_TheOtter: amazing intro
Twilight_Spark: honk
rosesmcgee: Timeless classic
ContingentCat: it's a part of our heritage
dippedfeathers: It's magic
Shurtal: i like the desk
PsychoI3oy: ah, that explains the lack of Seabats stream today
gnyrinn: @JadedCynic ah. That makes (some) sense. Thx.
Greendrag13:
WAIT, this is participatory? 
RockPusher: am Graham comfortable?
Critterbot: It's our boy!
ProcyonFlynn:
The Double-Camera Prop-Work will never not get a chuckle out of me. Absolutely well done 
dippedfeathers: An adam is here today.
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captain_wulf: Woo
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TXC2: an apple crate for the stool
RockPusher: INT (probably) <- big if true
Luna_TheOtter: glad to catch one live for the first time
JadedCynic: @Greendrag13 oh yeah - don't EXPECT chat's contributions to be used, but sometimes the best ideas come from the mob...
Noy2222: INT: SUB
ProcyonFlynn: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
Twilight_Spark: Okay guys, the carcinization of the Crapshot must continue. Ian reading a funny list of things engage!
TXC2: big if there
RockPusher: Adam rules apply!
JadedCynic:
this is a meritocracy 
mysticsailboat: The gun is back???????
benobi42: What is outside?
Invitare: you also have a roof
RockPusher: How's the weather - is the patio in play?
ProcyonFlynn: @benobi42 It's where they store the grass
HbombAndFriends: bacon
HavenDragon: EXT: the Moon
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Proudboar: Wheeee, in time for a livestream for once!
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SquareDotCube: merry plinthmas, G
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StarShock2002: wowza thats a lot of months
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seanalpurvis: Good morning Northern neighbors❤️❤️
RockPusher: Paul has gone the full Genji Ikari
gnyrinn: Not suicidal, just dumb.
mysticsailboat: ohhhhhhh
RatherLargeToad:
It’s not Personal 3 
dippedfeathers: The fog is coming.
DeM0nFiRe:
Twilight_Spark: It's just like Demon's Souls
benobi42: Now that's a London Fog
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: "Do you let the fog out of the jar?"
Veraphage: All combat damage is prevented this turn
iris_of_ether: Ooh, I could go for a London and or Vancouver Fog
TXC2: hello seanalpurvis welcome
JadedCynic:
also, this is Canada - air conditions aren't the best (literally picked up my brother from a carpentry job - it's smoggy here in remote Newfoundland 
- Jet Stream is bringing all of canada's wildfires' smoke to us - plus our own - on the way to dumping it on Europe
singinnonsense: Adam is the big bang ?
HbombAndFriends: Jim Henson’s Kermit the Fog
polygonalpizza: INT - Mug
Tantusar: man, fuck summer
ContingentCat: So ready for the fall to come
TheAwkes: Eine klein Scheiße Shoot
dippedfeathers: Instructions on how to make a "Victoria Fog" drink
trolltan: always the server closet!!!
NightValien28 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 138 months!
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SymphonySolstice: Fogs of the World
RockPusher: If your hot, they're hot, give your servers AC
fastlane250: Yelling in the server closet is not permitted.
ThePerrBearr: i've been in a few server closets, i wouldn't call them cool
SquareDotCube: that's the unlikeliest of places given servers
benobi42: There's a waiter in a closet at the moon base?
Proudboar: That's happened to me
JadedCynic:
31c in SJ NL and we usually have cooler temps than the rest of the country - y'all have my sympathies 
RatherLargeToad: You must assume the Dracula sleeping pose while doing so
RockPusher: No shame on that Adam, standing in the cold aisle is a time tested practice
RatherLargeToad: Server Closet Vampires
JadedCynic:
I mean, if you 'cool yourself off' in the server room enough, the servers might end up - YES PAUL
lirazel64: Needs a timer.
HbombAndFriends: The Hustle Shoot
arobinyouknow01: enjoying the hustleshoot
Twilight_Spark: The server begins to reach its fully thawed and dangerous potential.
Hugh_Munculus: anti-sauna
nyoomgoom: the cryptids in the server closet trying to replicate their natural climate
JadedCynic:
Yeah, shopping runs, wife & I have been lingering in the frozen foods section
Foxmar320: Hello
ContingentCat:
classic crapshoot getting ideas that can't be shot that day
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
ProcyonFlynn: Aren't there weird "chill booths" specifically for getting athlete core temperatures down fast so they can keep training?
JadedCynic: writing-streams, yeah
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DamienGranz: I'm so glad the Crapshoot is back even if it's not as constant, I so much love the behind the scenes things.
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ProcyonFlynn: \o heyo Foxmar
Foxmar320:
@TXC2 
EmmaPartlow: BRAIN JUICE.
polygonalpizza: INT - Brain with juice
TXC2:
I still await the courtroom crapshot 
gnyrinn: You did some writing-only ones. I'm still hoping for some of those scripts to be made.
ContingentCat: not yet!
RatherLargeToad: Not yet!
Foxmar320: Brain juice sounds like something from Fallout
JadedCynic: N2(L) cooling...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: server closets are “well-ventilated” cool
seanalpurvis: Juicy brains..... #happyzombies
JadedCynic: probably....
Bruceski: Server closet -slash- meat locker. If the cooling fails at least you get steaks.
RatherLargeToad: Dave’s Discount Servers and Meat Storage
JadedCynic: likely some that needed location shoots etc
RockPusher: We wrote a good one with the inflatable t-rex costume in mind but the costume died
GreatWahooney: looks like a classic circle back situation
rosesmcgee: Eliminate all incorrect methods and you will be left with the correct way
Bruceski: Brainstorming wrong, as Richard Garfield intended.
RockPusher:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @RatherLargeToad Discount Servers And Servers: for all your file storage and restaurant meal-running needs
BrowneePointz: Yall should steal Wiggins' Inflatable Kirby Costume for a Crapshot sometime
polygonalpizza: Costume resurrection
duckace11: An Idea I have had is that you are doing a sub read and the last one is "the game" and then everyone get's fake mad.
benobi42: INT - 256, Float 256.00
SquareDotCube: Ben's place probably
DoodlestheGreat: It's pining for the fjords.
GreatWahooney: speaking of mtg, recently when people question my greedy drafting I've been telling them that if Richard Garfield didn't want me to draft 5 colours, he would've put in a different number
nyoomgoom: "costume didnt die, we thought it did but it didnt, we dont know where it is" scary zombie jurassic park type plot
gnyrinn: You also wrote a Halloween-appropriate ghost one that kinda needs 4 (actual) teenage girls.
RockPusher: Like birds, not all ideas made the migration
IanAllenBird: uhoh
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: dinosaur costume was hit by a meteorite
Foxmar320: oh
ContingentCat: oh no the woods
dippedfeathers: oh no computers make it all go bad
Shurtal: Dinosaur past
GreatWahooney:
nyoomgoom: oh dear
SymphonySolstice: welp
Noy2222: An error occured!
Bruceski: Quick, add a techno beat!
YareNiDaze: Oh yeah, the door to the dinosaur past.
StarShock2002: does Graham know he has merged with a coffee table?
nyoomgoom: click "reload james"
RockPusher: How does one Reload James?
benobi42: Lol, I thought that was on my end for a sec
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: #BlameJames
SymphonySolstice: #ReloadJames
YareNiDaze: @RockPusher Little did we know that's what the Caillou song is, it's the restart jingle.
TXC2: 2017, when dinosaurs actually roamed the land
nishwastaken:
yay I get to be present while y'all make a crapshoot 
TXC2: hello nishwastaken welcome
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polygonalpizza: Thanos - orders door dash
jacqui_lantern234:
OH LOOK!!! a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I almost forgot.
Luna_TheOtter: @TXC2 Covid really took too much from us
nishwastaken:
TXC2 hope you're doing well
BrowneePointz: It has gotten worse and worse
BrowneePointz: but it exists
TXC2: Luna_TheOtter sure did
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
BrowneePointz: YEA!
ShaneLeeAtk: I miss Bonanza
jacqui_lantern234: *tips fedora* B'nanza
Inkompetence: There was a Bonanza in PG too.
Foxmar320: I saw a Dominoes in an old Pizza Hut. It looked cursed
Bruceski: Burn!
dungeonmasteralek: We've got Bonzana in Quebec still
gnyrinn: connected to the TV show Bonanza?
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JadedCynic: yeah, better capitalism to turnover new franchises than to support old ones...
ContingentCat: rip vine o7
cmdrud87:
What about a Crab-shot? 
jacqui_lantern234:
NightValien28: perfect
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arobinyouknow01: i think we need that one idk
iris_of_ether: That's honestly great
nyoomgoom: no wait that's awesome
RockPusher: Crapshots were shorter back then
BrowneePointz: "WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT!"
MrVirite: Port it toy Shorts, the crapshort
gualdhar: Justin McElroy has a "B.C.'s Best Symbol" bracket, make a riff on that? Like one for gamers or trolls?
JadedCynic: yeah, remember when Crapshots were like 30sec?
nishwastaken:
Paul
benobi42: Just throw in 2 full minutes of random people talking in the bank first
Invitare: it depends on if Wheeler is in it
nyoomgoom: wasnt there a really really early one that was like 10 seconds
BrowneePointz: and back when YouTube was based on views and not minutes watched
BrowneePointz: *glares at YouTube*
ContingentCat: jokes that need longer setup tend to go to Hustle or somewhere else
TXC2: !patreon
lirazel64: Is it possible to try and do something about trying to ship stuff to and from Canada?
RockPusher: Huzzah for independence from The Algorithm
Bruceski: I've been on a Crapshot binge recently and not counting outro I've seen anywhere from 30secs to 2mins, and then there's ones where Wheeler just goes off for a while.
gnyrinn: "That happened once" wait what?!
duckace11: Cori I saw a person who had an ad for himself and it was just him dancing and doing cover songs.
JadedCynic:
Cori be channeling MPFC-era Terry Gilliam
iris_of_ether: Oh, Maxx Clearance
Darleysam: include it as part of someone watching a Crapshoot clipshow
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe the industrial thing could be an idea, like having over the top safety procedures around sketch comedy as if it involved heavy machinery?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There was the idea on Monday: Ian as a replacement for AI.
nyoomgoom: dinosaur crime plot as a "and now for something completely different" moment after something else
RockPusher: What I'm hearing is Ian wants to dress as a pilot
Shurtal: Maybe something with the Banana Suit and DK Bananza?
gualdhar: Justin McElroy has a "B.C.'s Best Symbol" bracket, make a riff on that? Like one for gamers or trolls?
dippedfeathers: "Operating this industrial equipment is like a MYST puzzle"
BadRoxie: if you want someone to tell you lies, you’ll ask Ian
TXC2:
that or Ian makes unhinged statements like "AI" ? 
ContingentCat: I think that was more an idea for a live bit AI or Ian
ArdCollider: it’s illegal into soccer to pull your shirt up to celebrate a goal, which is funny vis-a-vis playing MTG.
ShaneLeeAtk: You can't spell Ian without AI
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @RockPusher you spelled “Richter Hammackslam” wrong
Symphoneers: "AI? Na. Ian!"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Something like if you want wrong answers about something, they would rather just ask Ian
josh___something:
Ian backwards Is N(ot)AI
sephsays: "AI? Na, Ian!", from Nelly, I believe
StarShock2002: It was asking Ian questions because he's not going to give any worse answers than AI
nishwastaken: KEKW
Williams4jesus: A replacement for AI using all your initials?
cmdrud87: Ian as a fulty prompting machine, a la "did you mean French military defeats?"
BrowneePointz: Large Language Model. And they're an Actual Model, who is a Polyglot
BrowneePointz: and VERY confused
duckace11: Jam Phill. the doughnut man
RockPusher: hahahaha
Shurtal: Ian's lies are very human
dippedfeathers: Ian can burn down forests if he wants to
TXC2: as many as want to
benobi42: An AI trained to replicate Ian fails spectacularly
Williams4jesus: Canadian AI?
Travilogue: Strawrberry
nyoomgoom:
"all of them" 
Noy2222: "Why should I trust you? You're a late stage low language model"
YareNiDaze: We don't *have* to.
A_Dub888: what up fam, how’s the crapshussy?
RockPusher: A bird with a fish can burn down a forest so you can too!
MrVirite: Smokey the AI bear
Didero: "Only you can prevent a lack of forest fires"
jacqui_lantern234: ok, can we have THAT as a crapshot?! XD
GreatWahooney: one time I came up with a really cool pun but it turns out that someone already did start a band called Phil and the Blanks
TXC2: the Phill Family, Jam, Lasso...
BrowneePointz: Totem Pole, Orca, Red Cedar
SymphonySolstice: "I'm here to audition for the role of Large Language Model" "You're not tall enough"
iris_of_ether: Today I learned about the PiratePak
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Molladia: Crapshhhoooooootttt
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BrowneePointz: don't remember the 4th atm
Williams4jesus: There's the "call a swede" phone number. Make the Canadian version?
BrowneePointz: Cedar won
Molladia: Did you hear a SECOND barge crashed, where the McBarge died?
SquareDotCube: so far it's been generic PNW icons and the BC flag.
JadedCynic: Quebec has loaned us some water bombers to deal with or local wildfires in CBN (just like 1/2 hr upwind of our biggest city)
Pywodwagon: semifinals is Orca, Totem, Cedar, Flag
TXC2: isn't dogwood the flower of Pennsylvania ?
A_Dub888: G smells nice (platonic)
BrowneePointz: yea what Pywo said
BrowneePointz: Orca, Totem, Cedar, Flag
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: LRR crew auditions for the role of worst LLM
nyoomgoom: very large array with all the dishes
benobi42: Big Chungus Language Model
iris_of_ether: MyFirstCollider
Hugh_Munculus: very large crude carriers
BrowneePointz: Does Ugin have a Pocket HEDRON Collider? *finger guns*
Shurtal: Travel Sized Hadron Collider
Gekyouryuu: stupid idea: a company that sells data harvested from a pyramid scheme run by gay men: MLM LLM MLM LLC
RockPusher: PocketHC
Symphoneers: Large Ian Collider
gnyrinn: If your hadrons are pocket sized, someone's in trouble
DoodlestheGreat: Large Language Models suffering from bulemia?
SquareDotCube: Tiny language model is just a cluster that learned from text messages from 2006-2013
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: idea: scientists trying to make a Larger Hadron Collider by smashing two smaller colliders together
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i want a coffee table hadron collider
Astra7525: The Mid Hadron collider
nyoomgoom:
@Gekyouryuu omg
Pywodwagon: ikea brand hadron collider you have to build yourself
iris_of_ether: LISTEN all hadron colliders are valid
PsychoI3oy: *slaps roof* this baby can collide so many hadrons
Veggiekeks: Larger than the small hadron collider, but smaller than the middle sized hadron collider hadron collider
Abavus: For the more casual enjoyer
ContingentCat: size isn't everything, but it is something
RatherLargeToad: The Lorge Hadron Collider
dippedfeathers: Pocket Hadron Collider for use on Airplanes
lamina5432: the island sized hadron colider?
iris_of_ether: Hadron Collider Size Queens?
SquareDotCube: hobbyist hadron collider
rxpalindrome: a "small language model" that only gives you back the responses you thought to write ahead of time
TheArchitectX: "Other Hadron collider sizes are available."
benobi42: Big sports celebration when your boyfriend does the dishes
iris_of_ether: Please tell me LRR (or at least Ian) owns a vuvuzela
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: did the dishes, rips off their shirt
RockPusher: "Mac and Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!"
cmdrud87: rehearsal of the vuvuzela choir!
BrowneePointz: "The Dish is making it to the Washer and it's going going going GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"
Gekyouryuu: oh, I've got it! a Lrage Hadron Collider in Europe being a Small Hadron Collider by US sizes
ArdCollider: The shirt thing is because the player has another shirt under their jersey with a message on it.
jacqui_lantern234: @RockPusher and for drink i'd like a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKE
duckace11: @rxpalindrome Small language model is just hitting random on dictionary site
ContingentCat: baby collider
ArdCollider: which is hilarious to me in context of, like, playing MTG
gnyrinn: I just like the Celtic fans expressing their opinion on the coronation.
dippedfeathers: collider gains
CaptainSpam: The minuscule hadron collider.
BrowneePointz: Like a Mini Cooper, but a Mini Collider
Invitare: does it... collide conkers? Is it the scientists playing conkers?
Veggiekeks: foldable hadron collider
dippedfeathers: pocket hadron collider
dylan16807: Farnsworth fusors can be pocket size
TheWooglie: @ArdCollider also sponsors complained that the photos in newspapers didn't have their logo showing
raulghoulia: Teacup collider
Bright5park:
Isn't a Newton's Cradle a mini collider?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: it’s just two guys running around the office as fast as they can
RockPusher: tabletop cyclotrons are a thing
spethycakes: the Small Hadron Collider
nyoomgoom: keychain sized collider is awesome
niccus: personal pan demon core
Hugh_Munculus: how small are the hadrons?
couchboyj: Artisnal
Astra7525: I'm less tahn 2 meters tall and lemme tell you how many collision I achieve in my day to day life
ContingentCat: for your home colliding needs
BrowneePointz: "I got some Iberico Ham and a smal Hadron collider"
rosesmcgee: It's the one Prof Farnsworth bought from IKEA
Williams4jesus: Collider in a cup
Darleysam: Colliders of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
BrowneePointz: Fun fact, Lasagna is actually English
benobi42: Free Range Colliders
ArdCollider: (I am a 5’7” collider)
Earthenone: see, ian lies to us for free!
spethycakes: 1/8th scale hadron collider
TheAwkes: Dave's Colliders and Colliders: game dev and particle physics.
HbombAndFriends: Large Bacon Collider
YareNiDaze: Come on down to Dave's Large Hadron Colliders and Larger Colliding *banned from Twitch for dirty words*
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a pool table is a small collider
RatherLargeToad: Large Hadron Colander?
Darleysam: last a man with two bricks
jacqui_lantern234:
Collider?! i hardly know her!!! 
phoenixfeather14: that's bumper cars
Pywodwagon: medium football collider
spethycakes: lemon-sized hadrons
SquareDotCube: Collidiers and Calloids: smashing lactaids
Veraphage: A real collider measuring contest
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
MrVirite: Dave's large whoops?
Gekyouryuu: Large Had Ron Collider. because we HAD Ron, but then we collided him with stuff
ContingentCat: large hadron collider and medium radium colliander
Astra7525: Is a dice-tower a hedron collider?
lamina5432: what if the hadron collider is just a scaled up model of ours
YareNiDaze: The word you almost typed was my joke.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Particle Accellerator run by gay men: the Large Hard-on Collider
ArdCollider: 10X collider
Genie_M: !addcount mistypes
ProcyonFlynn: Scale Model - including the scale model of protons and electrons. (don't ask!)
polygonalpizza: Is hate-on a alternate version of HeadOn?
RockPusher: For the physics they want to look for, you want big
RatherLargeToad: Large Herron Collider
GreatWahooney: I'm waiting for the Pretty Hefty Collider
TXC2: just..just one more colider bro, just one more
nyoomgoom: zac halfron
spethycakes: Hadron and Has-Ron
LadyAiluros: yes can never go wrong with Dave
MrVirite: is it not?
NightValien28: Large Herring collider, just slamming fish together
Invitare: they should use the squid naming scheme: Giant and Colossal
Molladia: Was there only two Pharmapharmaceutical Crapshots? Histamax and Flacitol?
RockPusher: plus they might want to back off on the complexity of the magnets
cmdrud87: we could make it a competition for the bit
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: It's not a collider measuring contest?
Pywodwagon: county fair collider competition
Genie_M: Real talk: next very significant size would need one around the equator
rosesmcgee: Large Human Collider?
ContingentCat: girth matters
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: doesnt Tommy Tallarico have the guinness record for largest hadron collider?
iris_of_ether: Cori that's not what people mean when they wanna smash
nyoomgoom: eventually you get the collider that's just a hula hoop around the earth
Earthenone: will the very large hadron colider simply eat the smaller coliders
Gekyouryuu: Commercial voiceover: "Hadron, Apply Directly to the Forehead" Scientist: "NO!"
spethycakes:
@iris_of_ether it's not? 
gnyrinn: I remember Prof. Brian Cox talking about a period when autocorrect had not heard of hadron colliders. "Hardon colluders" became quite common in texts between physicists.
RockPusher: So, what happens when the Moonbase gets quenched?
DeM0nFiRe: The naming of science instruments is very funny. The currently in construction will-be largest optical telescope is just called "Extremely Large Telescope"
TXC2:
Genie_M I heard it had to be the size of Earth's orbit
dippedfeathers: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan technically it's most prolific hadron collider
snowewolf: but a hole in Daves head - like that Russan sciantist - cos he turned his colider on with his head inside - have him the ability to seen the future, that hes uses to get Deals for you
Sogheim: it's not as tall as the one in The Flash tv show
BlueMechanic: then why are we building them?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Not yet.
GreatWahooney: didn't they have a cleaning ferret at the LHC?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@dippedfeathers 
Invitare: that's what the scientists tell us, but they just want to keep the Collider slider to themselves
TheWooglie: Large Halcyon Collider
iarethel0ser: I always have my atoms with me when I ride
Genie_M: @TXC2 That would be for Planck lengths stuff
TXC2: Genie_M right
ArdCollider: @TheWooglie it goes on & on
nishwastaken:
how much is the ferret paid 
polygonalpizza: Ferrets are organic pipe cleaners
ContingentCat: imagine the guy suggesting that what
rosesmcgee: I think that was for conduit in the collider
ProcyonFlynn: What is the Ferret's name. You have to tell us.
spethycakes: instead of "will it blend," a "will it collide?"
Darleysam: like rogue slo-mo guys
dippedfeathers: large hadron collander
gnyrinn: Boeing and Airbus also used to employ ferrets to run wires.
DoodlestheGreat: "You do not do that!"
RockPusher: Cutting and toasting bread simultaneously with the particle beam
Pywodwagon: the daily collision
Just_Herby: Ferrets love running through tunnels! They used to use them to run underground cables through pipes.
Veraphage: You know what? *un-hadrons your collider*
Bright5park: "No, FERRITE core! Not FERRET!"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Krog’s “Large Hard One Collider”
comrade_cards: "torg think rocks made of other rocks"
spethycakes: @Veraphage Ron was fired last week
StarShock2002: i think that kind of is the history of colliding hadrons
couchboyj: Will it Collide?
marchphoenix: Hard rock instead of hadron colider
Gekyouryuu: Graham, if it's a Krogshot, it's the Had Ron Collider, because Ron got collided and now we only HAD Ron, now Ron is gone
JusticeJuice: Astro, I can collide my hadrons together, but you can't.
duckace11: the marketing team but with scientists?
iris_of_ether: "Sir, this is a genetics lab:
benobi42: Cuts to a fusion restaurant
Invitare: Collide Italian and Chinese cuisine
YareNiDaze: Will it Collide? is an amazing suggestion from chatters.
gnyrinn: @Bright5park Oh yeah, you don't want to find the ferret core. Very messy.
DeM0nFiRe: Cutting to a headline that colliding some dumb stuff results in a major breakthrough would be funny
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "will it collide?" like "Will it blend" would be funny
nyoomgoom: krog and torg smacked two rocks together and the butterfly effect resulted in computers. ominous
RatherLargeToad: Have Large Ron Collide
cmdrud87: Maybe a sequel to The Tape? but with LhV?
jacqui_lantern234: "we have a large hadron collider at home!" -cut to the smallest hadron collider-
ProcyonFlynn: Okay, so NAL's ferret was name Felicia. Still looking for the LHC.
BtEtta: One of the two in the foreground ends up on "let him cook"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: two melons into the LHC
A_Dub888: *grabs two particles* “lemme smash*
RockPusher: Will It Collide is very good
TXC2: do science like a Sierra point and click adventure, rub EVERY item on EVERY object
duckace11: How else are we suppose to get funding?
Darleysam: "hear, learn this dance"
dippedfeathers: Labubus in the collider
Invitare: that doesn't even need to be collisions. Any science could work for that
Darleysam: *here
SquareDotCube: and then they accidentally make a singularity
rosesmcgee: We can generate types of clout hereto unknown to science
jacqui_lantern234: Large Bathwater Collider XD
Gekyouryuu: Scientist pitching a vine depicting the entire half life of a particle
polygonalpizza: Large hadron collider in a hydraulic press.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh no
sgowell: isn’t that daily drop but horizontally?
Astra7525: "We had to explore... alternative ways to acquire funding"
spethycakes: oh sweet holy bus
ContingentCat: lol oh no
PipeSmokingOwl: Pazuzu is released
marchphoenix: This time on does it colide a trolls doll and a miniature horse figure
trolltan: terrifying thought
RatherLargeToad: “Oh we solved the problem we were investigating on day one. We just like watching things crash into each other”
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is funny but so real too. The wind tunnel at my grad school alma mater is used every year so the local news team can see what it's like being in a hurrican
nyoomgoom: labunko pop sounds like an awesome streamer name
Wizzo1138: Crouton collider
simulacrum_snowman: the scientists need funding in order keep the lab open, so their idea for getting money is creating viral reels
TXC2: "...and that's where Bennie babies came from"
iris_of_ether: Ian: Let us introduce you to the wild stuff going down on LabubuGram
BrowneePointz: if you slam a Funko and a Labubu you get Minions
Earthenone:
YareNiDaze: TEETH ORB
TheWooglie: Skibidi Higgs Boson
ArdCollider: spherical teeth monster in a vacuum
benobi42: You may have a hypothesis on what would happen, but you need to find out for sure
duckace11: Would the punchline for this just be "We need to either cut funding or increase funding to the marketing team"?
iris_of_ether: I have shared at least like 4-5 cursed Labubu Crafts with Cori
RockPusher: "We can now confirm we have found the Funkbubu at 8.1 GeV with 5.1 Sigma"
Gekyouryuu: what if someone tries to invent an UN-collider?
ContingentCat: yeah but large explosion
RatherLargeToad: “But then we’ll know!”
YareNiDaze: "This will cause a big explosion." "And it would be cool as hell."
dippedfeathers: large hadron seperator
Irsaan: Did we not go on a similar tangent with the last crapshoot and Kathleen suggested slamming genitals into each other with it or something?
Abavus: Do not cross those streams
rosesmcgee: The scientists are sick of their commute and the collider ends up being a subway tunnel to take them to work
polygonalpizza: There ferret is off duty
SquareDotCube: Ludicrously Fast Collisions
RatherLargeToad: Large Hadron Repeller
ArdCollider: buddy they won’t even let me piss in it, etc.
Khasi1596: youtube guy, similar to the 'hydrolic press channel', colliding stuff for views and content
jacqui_lantern234: im gonna regret saying this... LHC as a fleshlight (/awaits timeout)
nyoomgoom: also with talk of particle imagery now i'm just thinking of those 3d animated stock visualizations. like the proteins in a cell struttin around
Bright5park: Large Hadron Collider OnlyFans - members see the collisions, and you can buy bottles of the cooling water.
Veraphage: good cop, bad cop but with other professions
Noy2222: I mean, the Simpsons ALSO did it
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Bright5park this is good
LordZarano: SciShow did an episode about the World's Smallest Particle Accelerators 2 weeks ago
BrowneePointz: a Labunko Poo
fastlane250: Throw in a beanie baby for good measure
BrowneePointz: Labunko Pu*
benobi42: It just turns into a creepy doll magic card
YareNiDaze: And then they combine them with Pokemon cards.
StarShock2002: "will it collide?! this week casaba melons!" smash cut to nuclear explosion
Williams4jesus: What happend when you put AI into a collider?
rosesmcgee: cut to someone covered in polyfill
dippedfeathers: White Chocolate and Dubai Style chocolate in the collider
jessicaengle: How shoots the crap, chat?
Pywodwagon: can we subvert it so it does work
Molladia: Scientist: "Geoff, we need the Hadron separator again...."
Greendrag13: Combining them? No, we're digging down! Gotta find the Fundamental Collectible
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
gnyrinn: Let the biology people handle "mixing" the Lubonko Pop together.
dippedfeathers: It creates the creepy doll.
YareNiDaze: It works... *then* explodes
RockPusher: There are multiple teams so you'll have competing collectable particle names
ArdCollider: (“you also said nothing would happen if we pissed in it, Smith. why should we believe you”)
Gekyouryuu: it works, but no one likes them
jacqui_lantern234: the punchline "WERE RICH!!! -smash cut to them going bankrupt off it-
Astra7525: "We knew it was going to explode; We didn't know how much it would explode"
Foxmar320:
Meth lab? 
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Or it works, but then the Labunko Pop explodes
RockPusher: like the Truth and Beauty vs Top and Bottom quark naming
YareNiDaze: It fuses, but it just turns into Bartleby.
TXC2: "Switzerland gone: Austrians baffled"
dippedfeathers:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: local meth lab sucked into black hole
benobi42: Side story on the front page is the successful labunko
Akaiatana: Please! We do not want our choices to be portrayed by a stressed Jared Harris!
SquareDotCube: They do it and what comes out is actually a Nendroid or Figma
NeoOfTheDark: Or the combination would produce a beanie baby for some reason
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you could do a reverse shot of the reaction and have the joke be its so ugly no one could posibly like it
Darleysam: 53% of Switzerland destroyed; Labunko Pop discovered
TheAwkes: Sometime you make an unstable isotope that decays violently.
FenrisSchafer: what if a labunko pop is just like, a furby?
TheArchitectX: A new Big Bang with an explosion of Creepy Dolls and Spoopifers and/or Bartleby(s).
ArdCollider: whiteboard discussion of this only requires a drawing of said Labunko Pop
Greendrag13: I mean, OBVIOUSLY when you go for the most collectable object, you fuse your way up to a Pikachu plushie
phoenixfeather14: "highly-collectable accident" is great!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Somehow Labunko Pobs are just Beanie Babies
RockPusher: TXC2 Australians who don't read good also baffled
TXC2:
RockPusher
Irsaan: What is the thing they are talking about smashing into a Funko pop? I've never heard those words and don't know what to Google.
rosesmcgee: Funkopop has been trying to do that for the last decade
Akaiatana: Alternately: Just hotwheel toys in the LHC
benobi42: Blind box for office supplies
spethycakes: "limited stock"
TXC2: Irsaan Labubu
RockPusher:
Gekyouryuu: Magic the Gathering, but the "gathering" is actually colliding all the cards together in the LHC at once
iris_of_ether: Biblically Accurate Labubu
dippedfeathers: So a messed up creepy doll
fastlane250: Sounds like we're leading in to one of those "late night marketers" crapshots
Irsaan:
TXC2
nyoomgoom: @Irsaan labubu, funky little gremlin looking things with unique outfits
phoenixfeather14:
NeoOfTheDark:
spethycakes: "biblically-accurate" being Dante-accurate
josh___something: *An* angel
SquareDotCube: @rosesmcgee okay I also like this idea, a HC becoming a extreme Hot Wheels track
ProcyonFlynn: Inexplicably also somehow gets Furby in there, the original cursed collectable.
Bruceski: Most angels look extremely pretty and human, but Greg was still committed to doing his job.
spethycakes: Revelations is like the fan fic that got retconned to become canon
Invitare: Ophanim are the wheels. Cherubim have four monstrous heads
TXC2: all descriptions of angels are extra-bilbical
Wizzo1138: As a side effect, collision creates the Higgs boson
Bright5park: Like people would cherrypick bible parts to justify anything...
JadedCynic: yeah, Mark was...special
EvilBadman: Yeah, fuck Dave
NightValien28: dave was zonked out, we don't trust dave
rxpalindrome: you could have them trying to make like a black hole or discover some new thing at the beginning, but they only get the result they are looking for after putting two dumb things together
margieargie: Yeah, like 3/4 or more of the angels in the bible it's entirely a plot point that they just look like normal people
RockPusher: Ergot poisoning was pretty common
juzztshay: the definitely not gambling addiction of blind boxes
ArdCollider: (Murderbot TV fans: “her NAME is LEEBEEBEE” every time you hear “Labubu,” or just me)
ContingentCat: I like how much of christian canon comes from Paradise Lost which is basically fanfiction
OrangeFree: Cthulbubu
YareNiDaze: Yeah, it's all Dante and stuff.
josh___something: Bible fanfic
BrowneePointz: Some of it is. Ancient Jewish stuff gets weird
ThePerrBearr: most angels are pretty, but Angel Georg likes to visit people more
RockPusher: Dave's been in the mouldy grain again!
dippedfeathers: biblically accurate funko pop
Gekyouryuu: they're thinking Eva, and Eva was thinking Ultra Man, but Ultra Man was actually thinking of the bible
ProcyonFlynn:
MosterFans out there have generated the "no, be MORE afraid" Memes 
wedge_x: MegaLord, Ian
YareNiDaze: They combine together to form Metatron, Ian. The joke writes itself.
RockPusher: I mean, there are plush NGE angels
ArdCollider: there’s one of Elspeth, before we all knew her deal.
benobi42: Magnets
juzztshay: Hahahha
Gekyouryuu: Booboo Babies
Akaiatana: A game store has so much room for nativities
snowewolf: Biblicaly Accuratre Paul?
YareNiDaze: *screams geometrically*
Gekyouryuu: Ramiel
DanielJennaGrouse: as I always say, Ramiel is transition goals
BrowneePointz: "my dakimakura came with yaoi hands!"
Irsaan: Alright I googled them. They are not cute. Thanks y'all for providing context.
dippedfeathers: "What do you want out of a body pillow"
Abavus: Dave you can't just try to solve everything with magnets
Bright5park: But have you considered... magnets?
NeoOfTheDark: Orr the combination of a labubu and a Funko pop is what starts the 3rd Impact
YareNiDaze: I know people who would.
ArdCollider: They’re zoomer Monchichi, which dates me as Gen X.
A_Dub888:
Magnets? How do they work? 
avjamethyst: usually it's just fishing line
Proudboar: I mean, sure, a lot of the angel descriptions are 'apocrypha' but they're also the classic depictions on ancient art and temples So they're apocyphal in the same way Paradise Lost and Dante's Inferno are.
TheShokara: LaBuBu + FunkoPop = Beanie Baby
Forgotten_Sanity: A fourth dimensional plushy
RockPusher: "Velcro?" "Too much chaffing."
EvilBadman: Your body is compelled to hug these bad boys
Bruceski: Biblically Accurate Angel Pillows, or BAAPs
TheWooglie:
Graham
ContingentCat: see you there
Abavus:
josh___something: Is the biblically accurate one the sexy side?
BraveOthello: Twitch. Baby. WHY. WAIT THIS LONG. to tell me about the crapshoot
raulghoulia: how many angel body pillows can you put on the head of a nail
warpstonewarlock: If Alex was there we could make a Stalker scene after the collision
TXC2: TheShokara exactly
Gekyouryuu: there's a great debate I saw of a picture of a solid black body pillow versus a white body pillow with a picture of the monolith from 2001, and the conclusion was "the latter is a body pillow, the former is a plushie"
Veraphage: my body pillow is an ouroboros
ProcyonFlynn:
At least this stream isn't on sunday 
KingTaltia: Clearly to make Biblically accurate plushies of Biblically accurate angels you need Biblically accurate magnets.
DoodlestheGreat: Why are we in this handbasket?
TalpTheScot: how does that work with the picture of both side if its a Mobius strip?
JusticeJuice: It's a body pillow dusted with what Dave was taking.
dippedfeathers: maybe something like that elder gods crapshot where citizens are discussing the weirdness of living in a post labunko pop world?
RockPusher: The collectable collider has legs
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: how about a crapshot about how the crapshot process can go off the rails? seems like we have a lot of material here
Summerlithi:
Good morning, nice to see I haven't missed anything.
Akaiatana: A black hole is the ultimate collector.
benobi42: Is there a crapshoot called "The Collision" yet?
cmdrud87: I mean, I like talking and conversations... Crapshots are sort of optional if you think about it.
TXC2: hello Summerlithi welcome
YareNiDaze: "No. Bigger."
BraveOthello: "Here at CERN, we're using the largest machine in the universe to explore the smallest things. Like your penis"
SquareDotCube: How Wheels track?
Proudboar: What if the Hadron Collider Activates and jsut produces Cameron as a reference to Cosmic Slam
Gekyouryuu: Graham, idea: WotC in an effort to do something wild for marketing: Magic the Gathering, but the "gathering" is actually colliding all the cards together in the LHC at once
rosesmcgee: The tall hadron collider
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe you can tie in the Labunko Pop idea. "It's our new mascot!"
ContingentCat: paint it red so it goes faster
josh___something: @benobi42 crapshots have dropped the "The -" naming convention
margieargie: If we get into "ones people have had ideas about" you can get up to the wildly impractical proposals for like, solar-system sized colliders
Earthenone: deep dish hadron colider
ispert: Chick-a-go
EvilBadman: Get that Collider a BBL
rosesmcgee: Fermilab?
A_Dub888: They’re building their OWN Hadron collider! With Blackjack, and hookers!!
Akaiatana: Crapshot idea: Colliders as roadside attractions, pitch meeting
MrVirite: Whjat will they call the next one? Very Very large?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I remember Fermilab
ArdCollider: Agree with Doodles that the Labunko Pop is part of their bad plan (whiteboard drawing would work there)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ooo nutrinos
electra310: Inordinately Large Hadron Collider
ContingentCat: that was definitly on purpose
dippedfeathers: the quite humungous hadron collider
Travilogue: Is there something in Collider Rings and Fitness Rings
Proudboar: This Hadron Collider has a Hat
Genie_M: Science backronyms
7gorobei: Chonking Hadron Collider
BraveOthello: Oh the science acronyms are famously tortured
JadedCynic: definitely 'back-ronyms'
SquareDotCube: Compensating Hadron Collider
RockPusher: Particle physicists do like the whimsy
ContingentCat: So Icarus learned his lesson
Akaiatana: Icarus, having learned
benobi42: Just make a Large Hadron Colonder
Panda_sad: Batavia, Germany? No, Batavia, United States. WHAT?
Proudboar: Malibou Barbie Hadron Collider
dylan16807: It's measuring neutrinos from the sun
Molladia: "The Hadron's on the bottom"
Wizzo1138: Chicago collider can't have ketchup
Irsaan: "That's not a collider, that's a casserole!"
rosesmcgee: "The Spit in The Eye of God Collider"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah but thats the scientific process right?
nyoomgoom: scientists: big nerds confirmed. it's awesome
electra310: Keep Icarus away from that goddamn sun
lirazel64: After he fell, Icarus was underground.
raulghoulia: he also couldnt fly too low so that his wings wouldn't get wet and ruin the glue
PTElder: Quark-Gluon plasma on top?
margieargie: Deep Dish Collider
Astra7525: Deep Dish collider?
YareNiDaze: @Proudboar "This is just the same as the one in CERN." "But it has a new hat!"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i like a tavern style collider personlly
polygonalpizza: Do you like your colliders with Pineapple?
TXC2: "is it deep dish?"
Astra7525: @margieargie juinx
BraveOthello: "So the collider made a black hole? ... Have we tried turning it off and on again?"
rosesmcgee: It's a casserole, not a collider
nyoomgoom: you're not allowed to put ketchup on the collider
TheArchitectX: Icarus' wings worked, He would have been fine if he'd listened to the engineer.
electra310: Deep dish collider
lamina5432: it goes vertical held up by the skyscrappers
RockPusher: Brookhaven vs Fermilab, NY Style vs Chicago Style
EvilBadman: They added ketchup and the whole thing opened a singularity for seven minutes
ContingentCat: and make the collider extra thick?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@TheArchitectX 
spethycakes: Oh they're absolutely messy (part of the fun)
LadyAiluros: It's a CASSEROLE (Chicago deep dish pizza)
dippedfeathers: Polish Boy Collider
JadedCynic: oh yeah, a chicago hot dog is a MEAL
sephsays: Icarus (and Daedalus) built the wings to get away from being locked in the Labyrinth Daedalus built for the Minotaur, so we now have to be concerned this science experiment will try to escape and fly to the sun
lirazel64: They're really good.
jacqui_lantern234:
Chicago: Just An Enormous Mess
BrowneePointz: Giardinera
BrowneePointz: pickle spear
RatherLargeToad:
because they are wrong
mysticsailboat: my take on deep dish pizza is that its overrated
Akaiatana: Large Hadron Collider Fusion Restaurant
StarShock2002: isn't a chicargo collider just a reverse cleveland steamer?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They just put everything else on it
ContingentCat: wow that's one of the few things I use ketchup for
TXC2:
well never going to Chicago then
gnyrinn: I used to laugh at contrived acronyms, but now my job involves ASTERIX (look it up). Now I just sigh.
Abavus: A gallon bottle of Heinz
Astra7525: Bandolier of ketchups
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats how you get whacked by the hot dog mafia
Summerlithi: I mean... that's a crapshot idea right there
Bright5park: Drowning the thing in ketchup
KingTaltia: "Look, it's just a Deep-dish collider, you don't need to call it "Chicago style" they didn't invent the Deep dish collider"
RatherLargeToad: It turns into the car chase from the Blues Brothers
lirazel64: Another Crapshot!
dippedfeathers: Hot Dog Gang War
nyoomgoom: that might be a good crapshot but the chicagoans would make very angry comments
Reldnahcire: there was a time when Heinz put ketchup packet dispenners on the street outside the famously anti ketchup places
mysticsailboat: @nyoomgoom i wouldnt
BraveOthello: Yeah could a get one each: NY, Chicago, and Neapolitan collider?
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BrowneePointz: yellow mustard, chopped onions, sweet pickle relish, a dill pickle spear, pickled sport peppers, and a dash of celery salt.
ContingentCat: shame ketchup
Proudboar: Can it work as a follow up to the 'I Only Believe In Things That Fit In My hand' Guy?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats really good adam
BrowneePointz: Chicago Dogs are a LOT
Panda_sad: So to sabotage the chicago collider, just add ketchup
EvilBadman: You're thinking of the Colliders for tourists. The real one is reallllllly thin.
shea_wolfe: lol
PTElder: Is the stinger a "detroit style collider"
TheMandrew: damnit graham, that one got me
TXC2: Chicago PD! put the sauce down!
JadedCynic: that kind of 'food gatekeeping' is childish really
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @EvilBadman exactly, tavern style collider are where its at
Reldnahcire: Law & Order: Ketchup Crimes
RatherLargeToad: Law & Order: Hotdog Perversions Unit
polygonalpizza: I must destroy the evidence! (eats hot dog)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Cori thats really good, converting a dead mall into a hadron collider
MrVirite: THe paperclip problem: but colliders
Marvoleath: Large Hotdog Conditioner?
rosesmcgee: It's a collidor-cession
Noy2222: A bigger hadron collider in X (formerly Twitter)
TXC2: Malls into coilders is a progress we need as a socity
ArdCollider: lol didn’t get back fast enough to say West Edmonton Mall but yes
nyoomgoom:
@mysticsailboat true! i shouldn't generalize 
Luna_TheOtter: that was Iron Man 2 yeah
EvilBadman: They already had 85% of the materials
electra310: Large Children Collider
fastlane250: I mean, they could secretly build one in the mall of America, there's an entire abandoned Sears they could put stuff in
BraveOthello: Our new Large X Collider, giving us previouslu unprecedented energies when colliding X
shea_wolfe: "In an increasing escalation between the West Edmonton mall and the Mall of America..."
Bright5park: And cap's shield IIRC
dippedfeathers: All of wyoming is now a LHC
Astra7525: He used a model of Captain America's shield to prop it up
ShaneLeeAtk: What do you mean we were just supposed to collide atoms?!
Reldnahcire: @Bright5park i think it was one of the protoypes of the shield?
DrakoniteDev: "internet chatrooms combined in to large hate-on collider"
BraveOthello: Large Bus Collider
7gorobei: Chicago PD hostage negotiation team onsite where guy is holding a dog with a ketchup bottle pointed at it
Akaiatana: What is a tube slide but a collider?
RockPusher: Sometimes these things are just on bricks in the parking lot
Proudboar: The Chicago Style Collider is actually the new Basketball Hoop for the Bulls
Marvoleath: *Large Hotdog Condimenter?
SquareDotCube: oh yeah, I guess they researched processed foods and found that a hot dog takes 36 minutes of your life away, which got me thinking "death sentence where the execution is via neverending hot dog eating contest"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@Akaiatana
TheWooglie: X ways to Collide
EvilBadman: @dippedfeathers Wyoming does not exist
Summerlithi: They build a really big one and just use it to smash cars together at lightspeed
JadedCynic: their food bigotry? Yeah, says more about them, really
BrowneePointz: Franks, on fire....
ProcyonFlynn: That IronMan just casually created an element that reached the island of stability so they could justify magical arc-reactor stuff. Like I still can't get the need for explanation of stuff in a universe that has Thor.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the heat death of the bean
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: large modron collider
Wolfstrike_NL: "Well, we still have this collider, what are we gonna do to stay relevant?" - "What's hot right now?" - "Collectables."
SymphonySolstice: I will personally be pleased if you include a Synchotron joke in here
nyoomgoom: the heat death of the hot dog cart!!!! pdhhdfhhfhffhh
TXC2: "I've seen how the sausage is made!"
nyoomgoom: losing it at that one
Shortfall: It's a Deep Dish Collider
Wizzo1138: Large condiment collider
Pywodwagon: @summerlithi this sounds like something that would happen in the fast and furious
Irsaan: All Pizza is valid and ketchup is a valid topping for hot dogs. Sincerely, a Chicagoan.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a WHOLE PICKLE WEDGE
BrowneePointz: For Paul: mustard, chopped onions, sweet pickle relish, a dill pickle spear, pickled sport peppers, and a dash of celery salt.
JadedCynic: it's like those absurd 'gourmet' burgers
SquareDotCube: Finding the dog particle
BraveOthello: Accurate
shea_wolfe: Just for thoroughness, Fermilab is in Batavia, IL which is yeah a suburb
therepoman__: I fuckin love chicago dogs
Proudboar: Oh, wait. I know - The Chicago Style Hadron Collider dodges taxes.
atinyspacemarine: Structural beams glistening over the shoulder of Big Ryan
corpocracy: Full pickle spear
JadedCynic: yeah "drag it through the garden" IS slang for hotdog ordering
Marvoleath: sport peppers are serranos
BrowneePointz: ope I deleted Tomato from that on accident
swordfishspyke: hadron collider with sauce on top of
RockPusher: less a fan of the tomato, but I stan a hotdog pickle
EvilBadman: Props to Chicago for getting all their veg with their questionable meat tube
polygonalpizza: Chicago has definitively answered the question, is a hotdog a sandwhich?
BrowneePointz: Han solo voice: BOBA Dog!?
atinyspacemarine: I wish I could pickle
Bright5park: Boba Dog? Do they put bubble tea perls on the dogs?
BraveOthello: Hmm, something about deconstructed hot dogs? Subatomic hotdog particles?
GreatWahooney: loose idea: criminal gets sentenced to whatever amount of time of inertial confinement
rosesmcgee: the dog is ancillary
Abavus: A salad with a hotdog at the bottom?
nyoomgoom: i've never had a chicago dog but that set of toppings sounds awesome. love the fixins
dippedfeathers: Large Hotdog Collider
Earthenone: the hotdog is a vestiigial in the chicago salad
SquareDotCube: you know, honestly is it just me or is gourmet hot dog places showing up more often?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: is a hotdog a pizza?
crazycommie87: Could be worse, could be a Sonoran dog
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: reminds me of the melt down on the grilled cheese sub about showcasing things besides cheese on the sandwich
iris_of_ether:
I will say that I had an Oroshi after a beer tour when visiting Vancouver years ago and it was the best sausage of my life https://japadog.com/menu
gnyrinn: Straight up mayo, not remoulade?
JadedCynic: oh YES! "just a little <sauce> please" gets ignored
lamina5432: if the big Chicago collider produces mini colliders to use as hotdog toppings?
ContingentCat: chicago dogs are really trying to make the argument it's a sandwich with all the toppings
polygonalpizza: @BoatyMcBoatfaceJr If it is, then hotdog is a vegetable too
jacqui_lantern234: damnit! now im hungry!
BraveOthello: Oh, "the hotdog's constituent condiments have become deconfined".
margieargie:
I hope they don't go ham on it at Subway, I ordered turkey
BraveOthello: "What does that mean?"
BraveOthello: "We should run"
BrowneePointz: It's like the Game Grumps subway bit
BrowneePointz: I WANTED SOME SPINACH!
BrowneePointz: you DESTROYED it with Spinach!
ContingentCat: The sandwich that is the reason she got away
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz "More onions please"
atinyspacemarine: There must be a world in which a hotdog is a vegetable for legal reasons in school lunch rooms
spethycakes:
SquareDotCube: Oh right, if this is a new "Chicago-style" LHC it needs to be christened by the Pope
SymphonySolstice: just like me fr
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JadedCynic:
worse yet, I've seen people that EAT subs like that - 500mg of bread, 150mg of meat, 100mg of veggies and then 1500mg of mayo
Proudboar: The Chicago Style Hadron Collider attempts to finally put the Is a Hotdog a Sandwich Question to rest with an objective answer
TheMandrew: Jack in the Box's commercial when they first did the Ultimate Cheeseburger was a pitch meeting, with one character wondering why they needed the bun and another character shouting, "without the bun your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!"
SquareDotCube: "gotta get that dog particle in me"
ProcyonFlynn: Every Condiment turns to Ketchup is a hell of a curse.
Darleysam: Jesus turning water into mayonnaise
RockPusher:
nyoomgoom: the vatican runs a telescope facility in arizona, wild fact
BrowneePointz: ah yes, Condi-Diarrhea
BraveOthello: The Chicago Curse, every dog becomes Chicago Style regardless of what you ordered
BrowneePointz: "I hope your socks are always wet"
Uzumaki15: At that point I think you'd just invest in condiment packets rather than bottles
EvilBadman: The $CostCo 1.50 Collider is makin' waves
BraveOthello: Go on Ian
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BraveOthello Hopefully you never go to an animal shelter.
spethycakes: Mine is "I hope you get exactly the afterlife you've earned"
Proudboar: I still say it activates and then The Cosmic Slam plays.
TXC2: the sharpest left turn in comedy history
BrowneePointz: the Chicago Djinn curses 3 people for putting Ketchup on a Hot Dog
Bright5park: Colliding eyes of newt together
BraveOthello: Oooh, various non-scientists making funding pitches for their new collider
ContingentCat: a coven of witches working on the Large Cauldron collider
nyoomgoom: that's a plot for literally any setting ever. the witch appears and curses them
DanielJennaGrouse: if you build and use a collider large enough it summons a witch, obviously
dippedfeathers: I hate to be the baron of practicality but can we film a convincing hadron collider lab?
Noy2222: Isn't Cheezoid the sharpest left turn in comedy history?
rosesmcgee: They're cutting science funding, how do make this relevant to the youths
TXC2: dippedfeathers with green screen, anything is possible
bytecaster: Can we make the cleaning ferret do a trend dance?
Molladia: Oh is this the same people that promoted the Terrible egg-nog?
dippedfeathers: @TXC2 fair enough
ContingentCat: or the funko and labubu cancel out and you get a barbie
RockPusher: Grants are drying up, we need to make our work more appealing to the public
Astra7525: newspaper headline: "Labubu-boom destroy half of Switzerland"
BraveOthello: That seems very shirt
arobinyouknow01: labubu and dubai chocolate
DanielJennaGrouse: "both, *everything* is bigger in America"
BrowneePointz: *cuts to someone in a Toys R' Us* Oh! Labunko Pobs!
BraveOthello: I mean bigger hadrons are just heavier particles
dippedfeathers: Labubus and dubai chocolate in the collider
TXC2:
bigger hadrons = actual atoms ?
Molladia: Lunch room... reading a news paper
Bright5park: Maybe do the intro to a "Will it Collide"-video, and right when the scientist puts the Labubus and whatever into the collider - smashcut to the newspaper.
phoenixfeather14: the Labunko Pobs have escaped!
polygonalpizza: A bigger hadron collider? They are going to need so many farrets!
couchboyj: The Chicago collider is the same diameter, but deeper
BraveOthello: @TXC2 Nah, let's get weird and make some pentaquarks
ContingentCat: What's bigger the hadrons or colliders? Yes.
TimeToFry: That's very good
BrowneePointz: "how Large?" "an American Large"
comrade_cards: "too large"
A_Dub888: “FUCK” “huh”
RatherLargeToad: Largest Hadron Collider
polygonalpizza: Supersized
BraveOthello: Yeeesssa, give a a cut off Graham "fuck"
dpfried: Deep dish collider
ContingentCat: honk~
Reldnahcire: if its in america, there's a ^ @polygonalpizza typed it faster
TheMikeRobles: We'll call ours "The Venti"
Genie_M: No Cameron to say F*ck
Foxmar320: Can we get Cam to drop the F bombs?
atinyspacemarine: What's big on gaming tiktok?
KingTaltia: Wow, this script is coming together REALLY quickly.
dippedfeathers: Everything is fine
comrade_cards: @browneepointz American large is very good
polygonalpizza: Hadron Big Gulp
EvilBadman: Can we change ours to the "Biggerest?"
TheArchitectX: The social media spokesam can't be named Dave.
spethycakes: branded-new
chrono2x: repeat the collider or hedrons joke again?
gualdhar: What if we make the Large Hadron Collider collide with the Very Large Hadron Collider?
7gorobei: "i knew we should have named ours the Largest Hadron Colliader"
Bright5park: Mondo Large Hadron Collider?
Irsaan: "What are they naming it?" The largest hadron collider [REAL] [CONSENSUAL]"
jeeves____: What if "what's popular with the kids" is like a 15 year old meme. And then they harlem shake the particles so hard they explode
dippedfeathers: Instead of a newspaper it cuts to a newscast, newscaster says labunko Pob.
A_Dub888: Double Plus Big Hadron Collider
RatherLargeToad: Unless describing things is the joke
Gekyouryuu: apparently Labubu is just meant to be a little girl
nishwastaken: YES
PsychoI3oy: (I have no idea what labubus is but I'm rolling with it)
nishwastaken: that'll be perfect
polygonalpizza: The entire cast of love island.
LukeIsStrange: Thats going to age like milk.
rosesmcgee: Like a scary teletubby
atinyspacemarine: I feel blessed without knowledge of labubu
LadyAiluros: blind box creepy dolls
ContingentCat: @PsychoI3oy they're the new ugly cute doll thing that's popular
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its like a furry monster with a vinyl face
Pazy160: Lets see if I can get through this stream without learning what a Labubu is
Gekyouryuu: in-universe it's meant to be a little girl being a girl
BraveOthello: "Do the kids still like Minecraft? Maybe we could make it out of cubes?"
drrek0: The social media manager being called Dave earlier made me imagine him as the spokesman
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The big thing is it is a blind box so some are rare
CaptainSpam: Imagine something that everybody decided to hate one day. That's a Labubu.
nyoomgoom: very very troll doll coded
BrowneePointz: yea it's blind box to prey on kids
nyoomgoom: and kewpie yeah
7gorobei: monchhichi 2.0
ArdCollider: Rihanna made them popular.
Marvoleath: and you can buy them in "boosters" for dozens of dollars
mysticsailboat: @CaptainSpam i think theyre fine...
Summerlithi: I used to collect Pop Mart sets and then the scalpers swooped in
gnyrinn: Just make sure you subtitle this, so confused people can look up what the heck a labubu is.
ContingentCat: maybe the funko pop labubu collision is just back to troll dolls
atinyspacemarine: Is "real thicc hadrons" anything?
ArdCollider: @7gorobei hello fellow Old
BrowneePointz: "They collided labubu and funkos!" *chicago scientist takes off glasses* "My God....Labunkos Pobs..."
polygonalpizza: Confidently Labunko
brosephene_: hello team, happy weekend
Foxmar320: I love the term, "Kabunko" its so cursed
EvilBadman: No red line under Labunko lol
Foxmar320: Labunko lol
TXC2: hello brosephene_ welcome
Bright5park: I like big hadrons and I cannot lie
TheArchitectX: "Can we offer a sponsorship deal?" "Not since the 4Loko incident."
gnyrinn: "Real thicc hadrons" ... in my area?
Invitare: it's a shame Cam's not here to issue his ever popular proclamations
KingTaltia: I do personally love the imagery of the Chicago collidor response as a credits scene.
dippedfeathers: there is no correct way to spell Labunko because it is a cursed word.
TXC2: hadrons so thicc they break the island of stablity
polygonalpizza: INT - Inadequate hardon collider
RockPusher: Hadros = thick
TheAwkes: In front of the cinder block wall would work
DaymGG: Are we done with the Beej drops? Is he still stable?
ContingentCat: inexplicably in a court room
polygonalpizza: that was a typo...
StarShock2002: feel like you need to be able to hold up a funkopop and a labubu
Astra7525: make it look like the control room
Darleysam: in the kitchen at the LHC
gnyrinn: Greenscreen?
jeeves____: graphs from science stuff
CaptainSpam: The Reasonable Hadron Collider
RockPusher: that's literally the point - the hadrons are the thick particles
nyoomgoom: @ContingentCat this is like how they're genetically reverse engineering wooly mammoths or dinosaurs or whatever
atinyspacemarine: The clap of my hadrons keeps alerting the radiological team.
TXC2: can you greenscreen the window in that room?
SymphonySolstice: I thought your funko went back to australia
A_Dub888: What about the Tarkov Funko?
LukeIsStrange: A 2nd labubu has hit the colliders.
comrade_cards: 1: "they collided funkos and labubus!" 2:"What?" 3: "fuck! Ok, how many sport peppers can we get on short notice?"
EvilBadman:
I thought he left
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think it is fine to not include them.
RockPusher:
atinyspacemarine
KBKarma:
Wait, why are you holding up Funko?
DanielJennaGrouse: well clearly we need MtG Labubus
TXC2: darn
gualdhar: You can craft up a funky with pointy teeth and felt hair
iris_of_ether: It's not a Laboob but I think you have some other cursed stuff from Horse Club kicking around
cmdrud87: so you maybe have teletubbies or cabbage patch kids or something like that?
ContingentCat: Or use something else in place of a labubu for the rage engagement lol
randombillfolds: Could you have other horrific chimera/mash-up experiments on the monitors?
BraveOthello: I still think he's making that up
BrowneePointz: related to tabasco
Marvoleath: sport pepper is a pickled serrano pepper, apparently
polygonalpizza: It's a pepper filled with electrolytes
ProcyonFlynn: Roll4Sandwich talks about it, had a season with a lot of them.
Greendrag13: @Marvoleath ooooh! I like serranos
Sorator13: instead of labubu, may I suggest: gritty's head?
TXC2: polygonalpizza it is what plants crave
gnyrinn: @polygonalpizza So, salty?
hd_dabnado: Pepper filled with Hadrons
nyoomgoom: now i'm craving peperoncinis
Alness49: "Bigger collisions"
DanielJennaGrouse: do they call larger peppers Sports Utility Peppers?
TheArchitectX: Labubus look like feral Teletubbies.
Summerlithi: This is feeling very Naked Gun
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: they are called "sport peppers" mostly because they are commonly sold on stuff at sporting events. Names are dumb
nyoomgoom: have fun!
RockPusher: bust out the remote streaming rig!
TXC2: leaving to go up island
gualdhar: Put the broadcasting setup on an A/V cart
Molladia: Have you got a crap pre-written you could film instead of this?
BraveOthello: At this point you're more likely to be mistaken for faculty than students, not sure if that makes being bothered more or less likely
iris_of_ether: Could make a part 2 later
BrowneePointz: "but Wrigley can fit anything!" "Anything but a Pennant"
RockPusher: gualdhar I'll be your substitute streamer for the day *wheels in streaming cart*
EvilBadman: At least they're not impacting the Bean
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@BrowneePointz
shea_wolfe: "What the hell is a Batavia?"
BraveOthello: Funding
polygonalpizza: Dave's origin story
BrowneePointz: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan eyyyy
Alness49: "That's why they're redistricting"
TXC2: BrowneePointz a-ooooooooh
the_lone_bard: "What're they gonna do, garnish it with sport peppers?" *Smash cut to news paper headline* "Deep Dish singularity spreads beyond Detroit."
SymphonySolstice: Funding yea
DanielJennaGrouse: "they're building a larger one" where?" "Chicago" "IT'S DEEP DISH?!"
spethycakes: "they've evacuated Rosemont to fit it"
ContingentCat: they tried to build it in the chicago but nimbys in the suburbs are blocking it
atinyspacemarine: We need to secure more grant funding!
margieargie: For their kickstarter for the bigger collider
Abavus: State of the world
hd_dabnado: "I need to pay for all these Sport Peppers!"
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: They won't have name until the next Autumnal Rumble
BraveOthello: That's disturbingly accurate
atinyspacemarine: That actually would happen
Foxmar320: Someones comes in with just a picture of a colider being built as a ring around the Earth
hd_dabnado: makes our collider hip?
Marvoleath: Maybe have all other say the "science works" at the same time?
atinyspacemarine: Real thicc hadrons
awmcmillan: As a scientist I can confirm this is truer than you probably think
aerolend: @the_lone_bard Is it also how macadamia works?
BraveOthello: @awmcmillan Unfortunately it's exactly as true as we think
Irsaan: The Meat Lovers Hadron Collider?
TXC2: aerolend Gazebo!
the_lone_bard:
@aerolend No, Macadamia works well with white chocolate in cookies
aerolend: @the_lone_bard mmmm
polygonalpizza: Hopped up on Hadrons
LadyAiluros: yeah no it's a classic Adam FUCK!!!!!
Reldnahcire: is "very large hadron collider" better than "larger hadron collider"
Alness49: The Futuristic Universal Collider Kannon
RockPusher: "eugh, Chicago style."
atinyspacemarine: Large hadron collidest
BrowneePointz: "How Large!?" "An American Large!"
BrowneePointz: "FUCK!"
BraveOthello: How many "Fuck!"s can we get in here that *aren't* the punchline?
mercano82: the first nuclear reactor was built in Chicago
aerolend:
Daft Punk -- Larger. Hadron. Collider(er)... 
Williams4jesus: Scene, a couple reading about this in the paper?
the_lone_bard: "The largest hadron collider." Whad'ya mean largest? "It means that's it, they're building the biggest one. We have to retire now." FUCK!
DrakoniteDev: con-temporary?
gnyrinn: Would it make sense for people in Switzerland not to know a lot about Chicago? Can a joke be crafted around that?
RockPusher: "Chicago style? Like, citations?" "NO, like the HOTDOG!"
aerolend: @BraveOthello At least as many as the Rocco scene in Boondock Saints?
BraveOthello: "Could we just call it the Even Larger Collider?"
DanielJennaGrouse: "bigger? how much bigger?" "theirs is *very* large"
TXC2: gnyrinn there's a lot of international scientists working at the LHC
Williams4jesus: Swedish scientists reading about the Chicago one?
margieargie: @mercano82 Under a football stadium's stands too (maybe that's where the sport peppers come in)
jeeves____: Is there something to phrasing it "They're building a bigger one" "the collider or the hadrons?" both times? The first time, and then with steve off screen
RockPusher: hahahahaahahahaha
MungoDude: Chicago like the typeface?
nyoomgoom: yes!!!
Irsaan: Save that for later!
LadyAiluros: YAAAAS
Williams4jesus: Shoot it in a break room?
spethycakes: OH NO...that's how the sausage gets made
LadyAiluros: MLA and APA Hotdogs
gnyrinn: @TXC2 Yeah, including a lot of non-Americans.
Sorator13:
atinyspacemarine: IEEE hotdog
phoenixfeather14: save that idea for next time
ProcyonFlynn: Sausage on a Bun?
hd_dabnado: no, hotdogs!
the_lone_bard: The oxford english hotdog feels like a "More you know"
Bright5park: And then a team in Japan is going "...what the hell are those amateurs doing?", and develop the Micro Hadron Collider, barely the size of a compact disk.
gnyrinn: Oxford style hot dogs would just be bangers and mash.
adept_nekomancer: "A bigger hotdog"
JadedCynic: I remember getting a 'hot dog' in a posh restaurant in the UK - they had the sausage in a BUTTERED BUN, with nothing else.
polygonalpizza: Hadrons is dangerous to type
Marvoleath: Would Oxford style be just a full-british on a hotdog?
Marvoleath: with beans and all
lirazel64: Are you CERNtain?
atinyspacemarine: "they're building a bigger hadron collider in Chicago!" "We're a scientific facility, we use IEEE!"
ProcyonFlynn: The full english, but as a hotdog. Is both intriguing and horrifying.
BrowneePointz: @lirazel64 "Steve...plz...this is Serious"
Sorator13: @JadedCynic I wouldn't object to a buttered bun, but it needs to come with a variety of toppings (in little ramekins) to add to it
Molladia: Can you shoot INTO the booth?
BraveOthello: And then how to block that, yeah
EvilBadman: I was reminded of an earlier shoot, so I checked and Beej's Bitcoin (11k) is now 177k
BraveOthello: Conference call
TXC2: ProcyonFlynn it's either the best or worst butty ever
TheArchitectX: Zoom meeting?
the_lone_bard: Maybe just start in someones office with sciency stuff on the computer? Go to the "Break room" where he just seen the news on the TV?
atinyspacemarine: Skype calls
adept_nekomancer: I mean, I guess technically accelerating two hotdogs into one another is technically a hadron collider.
PTElder: All on teams/slack?
Noy2222: I've recently seen a public domain movie...
Pazy160: All the scientists are at home watching the news but still wearing lab coats.
Marvoleath: Could be on a cell, inside the collider, with "no cellphones" sign in the background
Bright5park: Oh yeah! One of them is at the ConCERN - the Convention for "Hadron Collider Scientists" (or rather, whatever the actual title is)
EvilBadman: Sorry 117*
polygonalpizza: One of them surrounded by ferrets
JadedCynic:
@Sorator13 yeah...but nothing - just some sugar cubes already on the table 
RockPusher:
You FILM crapshots‽ 
TXC2: hmmmm?!
nyoomgoom: the bits of ideas about hot dogs would be a great excuse to snack on a hot dog
Sorator13:
@JadedCynic yeah.... boo 
atinyspacemarine: A whiteboard on a blank wall is pretty realistic for set dressing
PTElder: So... Pivot to the oxford hot dog concept?
DrakoniteDev: I like idea of someone with lots of monitors showing graphs... and galaga
RockPusher: The fuck-density is too high, better get Cameron!
Abavus:
PIVOT
spethycakes: is she single? baptized?
Mashamino: but which witch?
gnyrinn: I love that Cameron has become the swears man.
BrowneePointz: The Chicago Witch. Cursing them for putting Ketchup on a Hot Dog
hd_dabnado: Sand Witch?
dippedfeathers: uh.new ideas. um. Impenatrable orifice closure
v_nome: Witch(hot)
adept_nekomancer: Is the witch baptized? hydrated? thriving?
LiamRos: she has a quota
jeeves____: that's what witches do
RockPusher: A coven coming up with new curses?
Luna_TheOtter: the crapshot is just Ian trying to convince us of making a skit with a Witch yet again
duckace11: Witch shows up sings a bit of baby sharks leaves
DanielJennaGrouse: "why?" jeeez, can't women have hobbies?
adept_nekomancer: So it's like the Monty Hall problem, but for witch curses?
spethycakes: Must the witch be a woman/femme?
Irsaan: Witch curse blind box?
nyoomgoom: manifests physically in the living room
TXC2: chat, how could a witch possibly be baptised? think it through
comrade_cards: Wheel of curses
RockPusher: Curse consumer testing
hd_dabnado: wait hold on, Latter Day Witches
DrakoniteDev: "I want a hot dog!" "We don't have any." "Curse you!"
the_lone_bard: How about instead of witch, it's a Fae... Only the people unknowingly just act super polite and uninteresting so they leave dissapointed because they've got no reason to be Fae about things?
duckace11: Skip the Witches
Invitare: the pour all condiment one was pretty good
toddbepraised: the witch shows up, and the three people think she's going to curse them, and then she gets offended that everyone thinks she's going to curse them, but then she curses them.,
BrowneePointz: an uber Driver witch who curses people who don't rate 5 stars
adept_nekomancer: "Behind two doors I have a curse. Behind the third door is a hotdog."
EvilBadman: So one if the curses is the Midas condiments thing?
atinyspacemarine: The curses are all bad but one of them is uncomfortably into it
BraveOthello: I feel like you did that, and it was for stealing the witch's parking spot
RockPusher: Wombat poops
Darleysam: "I need you to download the app..."
nyoomgoom: awesome
Travilogue: Minty Orange Juice
dippedfeathers: This curse isn't ironic at all!"
Erdeanmich: I need this
Sorator13: oh that's good
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Koala...CHLAMYDIA!
Alness49: "That was you?!"
Invitare: you'd need to make a prop for that though
Astra7525: modern solutions
polygonalpizza: Time for jenga
JadedCynic:
okay - Wheel Of Curses is funny, but we'd need to make a prop
RockPusher: Menthor is branching out?
Reldnahcire: rate me 5 stars for your curse experience
warpstonewarlock: I had to walk away for a moment, did we abandon the LHC joke?
EvilBadman: They ask for a tip at the end 100%
smertmonkey: your cursed to use "Mircosoft Edge" XD
raulghoulia: Witch hustle culture
ContingentCat: be sure to rate 5 stars for your cursing
Pazy160: Does the Witch ask for consent to curse their victims?
jeeves____: "It says there's already an account associated with my email"
adept_nekomancer: "Why aren't your curses available on a website? Why should I have to download your app?"
Sorator13: @warpstonewarlock Decided it may need to be filmed elsewhere + really needs Cam to say "fuck!"
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Sorator13: so postponed for later
TXC2: warpstonewarlock we decidede to film it later
DanielJennaGrouse: "I got cursed" "sounds rough" "nah, the app got deprecated, it's fine"
dippedfeathers: "This curse is actually helpful because (X fact)!"
the_lone_bard: @toddbepraised "Wait so.... You're not going to curse us?" NO idiot... I'm gonna kill you! *Fireball as the scene cuts*
SquareDotCube: enshittified hexes
Alness49: Cut to a bathroom door, and the sound of bricks falling inside
Astra7525: Baba Yaga needs tech support
BrowneePointz: Witch isn't inherently gendered!
duckace11: To repeat my joke that app would be called Skip the Witches. or maybe Curse Dash?
EvilBadman: Cold spamcall curses is great
ArdCollider: “Duolingo owl head!” (poof)
Abavus: Some sort of curse MLM?
adept_nekomancer: "You want an *analog* curse? We moved all curses online like ten years ago!"
hd_dabnado: somebody venmo'd me
KingTaltia: No, Baba Yaga IS the tech support
Luna_TheOtter: Install Wizard gets replaced by the Witch
Reldnahcire: @Astra7525 John Wick exchanging gold favor coins for virus removal
SymphonySolstice: My bats have tracked your data
v_nome: Witch protection racket?
spethycakes: Dour Dash
JadedCynic: heck, I'm thinking a series of crapshots - the Cursing Witch. One has her guiding a 'victim' through setting up the app...etc.
Foxmar320: omg
JadedCynic: YES!
atinyspacemarine: Your upstairs neighbor hired me in fiver!
BrowneePointz: Hagowner's Association!
Mashamino: is the H for Hex?
Alness49: "I don't know, someone sold me this curse for pennies on the dollar"
TXC2:
to real there Adam
Mashamino: or Hag?
dippedfeathers: This witch was NOT in my rentors agreement
adept_nekomancer: The Hex Owners Association?
DanielJennaGrouse: "why" "didn't you read the TOS update?"
ContingentCat: it was one page 7 of the document you were sent
spethycakes: Cursed with neighborly responsibility
JadedCynic: "Look, I went over every line of that lease and this was never mentioned."
margieargie: Oh, sure, SHE can have a house on chicken legs, but when -I- try to do anything with my house...\
the_lone_bard: "I'm here to curse you!" "Why?!" "What do you mean why! You've lived here a week and been blasting crappy music the whole time! People are trying to sleep you know!"
Alness49: "That explains why the deposit was a lock of our hair"
neisan2112: I've just come back, have we ditched the Collider sketch? Or is this somehow still that?
spethycakes: Lease Agreement?
RockPusher: I don't read wingdings
Rodzos: is today the day when i look up what "bylaw" means
dippedfeathers: It was printed in wingdings
ContingentCat: Did you open the pdf on a full moon?
mercano82: Page seven of the Ownernomricon
JadedCynic: "Wait - SEVEN? My copy only had six pages..." *checks and finds two pages stuck together*
DentedPockets: Arcane Script = QR Code
Reldnahcire: did you read the terms under a blood moon
atinyspacemarine: The copier didn't catch it
duckace11: it's been overcasted for a week
sfn____: @Alness49 I like this one
SymphonySolstice: @rodzos bylaw = local law basically
Summerlithi: Oh so that's why that page was blank
nyoomgoom: "only viewable under moonlight" occult version of documents you can only open with adobe or whatever
the_lone_bard: "What do you mean? It's right there plain as day, visible by the light of the moon by the third wail of an orphaned child!" "....Ohhhh..... I didn't read that far."
EvilBadman: It didn't say this page intentionally left blank!
Bacon_Trail: Running into a new neighbor and asking about what curse they got and "oh we got the insurance for that" "so you don't poop square?" "Well I didn't say that..."
Cptasparagus: "please stop referring to my dogs as a familiar"
beowuuf: weee, crapshoot
Summerlithi: Film the wheels from behind
BrowneePointz: Omg yes do an old school cursecatcher!
nyoomgoom: yesssss
the_lone_bard: "Now, to the cursing!.. Eeney meenie miney moe, which curse curse do I use against this foe!"
JadedCynic: I still think we could do a SERIES of crapshots...
EvilBadman: The online portal is under maintenance
Ashen_Prime: Honestly, both the App and the Wheel feel like sequel Crapshots.
Astra7525: "Fine fine... I'll get a backup-code"
toddbepraised: the app is Cursr
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ideas stream
Didero: Plus, that means we all get a free pizza!
chrono2x: Love a write only crapshoot
JadedCynic: full witing?
ContingentCat: this is why it switched to writing only
nyoomgoom: i love those folding fortune teller things
toenolla: "I dipped the contract in blood..." "Yes, and thank you for the tip. "
beowuuf: more writing! more writing!
RockPusher:
Writing session
hd_dabnado: im liking the brainstorming personally
Sorator13: Y'all are on a roll, true
JadedCynic:
sounds good - the creative juices ARE flowing 
Luna_TheOtter: then you could do the wheel!
ThirdFloorDraft: writing is fun!
GreatWahooney: This is also good
Erdeanmich: The wheel HAS to happen
LadyAiluros: no you are COOKING
MungoDude: full length writers room session, I love it
LadyAiluros: keep going!
margieargie: Whatever gets good crapshots in the end, go for it
jeeves____: I'm cool with writing, yall cooking
Sorator13: also I really want the wheel to happen, yeah
hd_dabnado: yeah we need the wheel
iris_of_ether:
polygonalpizza: Writing is fun
ContingentCat: yes
DentedPockets: Keep Cooking!
smertmonkey: im cool with writing
Pazy160: Writing stream!
nyoomgoom: 👍👍👍👍👍
josh___something: I'm here for the cooking
JadedCynic: I'm up for this
neisan2112: Would be cool
LadyAiluros: fine with that
beowuuf:
or six 'eh, they'll do' ones
mysticsailboat: writing streammmmm
Sarah_Serinde:
I still want the Ian AI one too
NathanLonghair: yep
TXC2: I'm here for it
FenrisSchafer:
BraveOthello: Let em cook - hot dogs!
DrakoniteDev: another stream next week for filming?
Invitare: cook a hotdog
spethycakes: cooking like a Chicago-style hot dog
nyoomgoom: love to cook hot dogs
NathanLonghair: keep going ☺️
ContingentCat:
Abavus: D:
Didero: Better than making a worse Crapshoot just to stick to the show format
JadedCynic: but only if you get the Wheel of Curses done for saturday
Williams4jesus: I'm laughing at all of this. Need some good laughs right now.
jeeves____: Typo means it's not legally binding!
LadyAiluros: yeah no these are great
Mashamino: man, I wanted pizza...
Jadenim: The writing should continue until morale improves!
Erdeanmich: Typo, the legal gotcha
nyoomgoom: i had pizza yesterday jokes on y'all :0
LadyAiluros: and FUCK now I want pizza
hd_dabnado: we can do the wheel now
WhirlwindAbyss: That is how scienc works
MungoDude: new crapshot idea - pizzas being set free from cages
Summerlithi: Idea: Contract full of typos has unintended consequences
LordZarano: I would prefer some filming fwiw, even if it's not a whole crap
Bacon_Trail: I can't think of hot dog water without hearing it's frank ocean after seeing that in a tweet a while back
BrowneePointz: The wheel gets stuck
comrade_cards: Post credit scene on the curse one, the tenants find a typo and get out of the curse
Cptasparagus: the next one should be about a boss who lies about pizza
JadedCynic:
Multi-Factor-Cursing
ThirdFloorDraft: scan your curse
hd_dabnado: "I have an old iPhone it doesnt work"
nyoomgoom: "get out your phone, or your tablet, your computer device"
JadedCynic: I like Ian's idea
EvilBadman: The QR codes are old Crapshots
GreatWahooney: Multi-Factor Affliction
RockPusher: I was cursed with out of date technology at a previous address
ThirdFloorDraft: ooh, android, your already cursed
mercano82: They have a Windows Phone
toddbepraised: the Curse R code
the_lone_bard: Wait what if the person they're trying to use is a hippy, and has a dumb phone, because they're trying to disconnect from technology and get back to nature.
Jadenim: surely there’s som jackbox stuff that could fit in here? like audience participation codes?
Foxmar320:
@mercano82 
polygonalpizza: Is this witch just doing social engineering?
DanielJennaGrouse: the app doesn't work because the witch has already cursed the router
randombillfolds: Stratacadabra? Alternatively, abracastrata.
adept_nekomancer: "We haven't done analog curses in years. Requires too many toads."
Erdeanmich: "Get with the times, what are you, Boomers?"
hd_dabnado: iHex?
hd_dabnado: or is that too old of a name
BrowneePointz: it's for Video Game Mods
Erdeanmich: Hexr
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: CRSE
MungoDude: curse got bought out by twitch
SquareDotCube: Hexxr
beowuuf: A play on companies always getting your name wrong "Who's Grahab Stirk?" "Dunno but he's going to have a real bad day when my cheque bounces"
the_lone_bard: Curse/Curseforge is the WoW mod manager thing that's now a bigger thing.
mercano82: Cursor is a programing assistant AI
Jadenim: yeah, hexxr
ContingentCat: Hexxr is the witch dating app
EvilBadman: HXD
MungoDude:
Pywodwagon: this is shockingly similar to registering people for magic events these days
JadedCynic: @nyoomgoom oh man, I know someone who owns a Wang 'portable computer' (precursor to laptops - like a RODE case that opens up one end - the keyboard is the 'top' and reveals a a 7" CRT and then floppy drives beside it...
SquareDotCube: Hext
BrowneePointz: you can use HEXR if you call it the Hagowner's Association if you don't wanna repeat Hex as a word
KingTaltia: "Download the Curze app, the one with a Z."
Jadenim: Windows ME?
duckace11: Crsr
JadedCynic: Curses?
Abavus: In the context of giving them tech support, that could work
DanielJennaGrouse: the wifi doesn't work on account of a previous curse
7gorobei: could one of the cursee be on a minimalist phone with no qr code function?
EvilBadman: Damn the online portal is down
hd_dabnado: or maybe one person is going low-tech?
polygonalpizza: Third party apk
ThirdFloorDraft: can I connect to your wifi to download?
adept_nekomancer: "Yes, I know the terms of service is in arcane runes. You still have to scroll all the way down!"
nyoomgoom: install witch
rosesmcgee: Special characters but you can't use the pound sign
BrowneePointz: It's funnier if you say Google Phone etc
the_lone_bard: "Oh you have to scan this QR code to go to a download link, it's not allowed on the app store." "What's a QR code?" "Ughhhhhh" next scene they're very deep into basic tech support as the curse-ee tries to allow unverified apps to install.
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ContingentCat: the password needs 12 characters and a very special character
Mashamino: "Are you sure you're not already cursed?"
Erdeanmich: "Wait, why is your phone in japanese?"
Marvoleath: Could have shot of touchscreen keyboard tapped with long nails and maybe a stereotypical witch nose
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Crapshot creation?
BrowneePointz: "I knew I should've majored in technomancy!"
WhirlwindAbyss: You should film a small cut away where the app isnt working and they are waiting on hold for customer support
jacqui_lantern234:
@rosesmcgee pound sign?! you mean the hashtag?
Abavus: Totally would work as a series
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 we're doing writing only
polygonalpizza: Witch steals someone's beauty. Now can't pass face id
JadedCynic: "No, *this* is actually the curse - I'm being cursed too by someone else that all my curses are hassles."
Erdeanmich: Like capture, but sassy
hd_dabnado: cap-tcha
Singenmeister: the password requirements ask for at least one rune
nyoomgoom: good ol octothorpe
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toddbepraised: don't put captcha on a hot dog
Didero: That's a combination between Captcha and Kafka
adept_nekomancer: "Select all squares that are horribly cursed"?
Ashen_Prime: It really feels like it should be three or so different sketches.
PharaohBender27:
@jacqui_lantern234 No, they mean the octothorpe
Sorator13: Could have one crapshot for "witch curses with wheel" and a sequel for "curses are digital now- ah crap, we'll go analog"
DanielJennaGrouse: does the witch get thwarted by the captcha? on account of not being human?
Marvoleath: "Are you a frog?"
TalpTheScot:
Kefka? 
Genie_M: "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart."
toenolla: "The app crashedn" "Yeah, it's cursed."
spethycakes: I love the idea of the person not being able to complete the CAPTCHA
MungoDude: Completely Automated Public Turing-test-to-tell Computers-and Humans Apart
JadedCynic: capchatka? "Do you see torpedo boats?"
RockPusher: Huge Manity Exposed!
polygonalpizza: I don't think I know what a traffic light is anymore.
jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 tic-tac-toe!
nyoomgoom: octothorpe is a good witch name
PTElder: Does an overpass count as a bridge?
RockPusher: *Manitee
BrowneePointz: "Well you see, it's Magical Bylaw after the Limewire Incident of 2004" @LoadingReadyRun
DanielJennaGrouse: "does the chicken leg count as part of the house?"
TheAwkes: These are enough good ideas to build a recurring character.
Foxmar320: Click on all the cars. Do trucks count? NO!
the_lone_bard: How much of a motorcycle is still a motorcycle?
NathanLonghair: that’s the stinger - “does most count as…”
JadedCynic: @PTElder yeah, forget sandwich topology - THESE are the REAL questions...
LordZarano: Completely Automated Public Touring-Test-to-Tell Computers and Humans Apart, CAPTCHA
KingTaltia: "That's not a traffic light, that's the Evil Eye" "That is DEFINITELY a traffic light on fire."
BrowneePointz: "We're doing it Old School!"
polygonalpizza: This is the curse
emmaInProgress: I kinda feel like it could just end on going to analog
BrowneePointz: OOO the Crap Shot could be called Hex Support
Bacon_Trail: Maybe when downloading the app there's a preview screen they ask about
RockPusher: "Take these chicken bones!" "Oh, we're going to scry?" "NO! Those are rubbish, I had chicken for lunch!"
Barb4rian: but square poops is so good
MikeSmith: “You need a special character.” “Like Kung Fu Panda or does it need to be literary like Juliette”
JadedCynic: @LordZarano yes, but *Turing
hd_dabnado: Curse: Terrible with Technology "oh good im already at that"
comrade_cards: If it's a wheel, just linger on it for a second
adept_nekomancer: "We were going to curse you by breaking your phone, but I guess that's unnecessary."
Bacon_Trail: all the curses are just mild inconveniences
VorlonScout: "Not that one, you need Cursd Premium for that"
Luna_TheOtter: could be the ending, just being like "oh, it's square poops!" and then it cuts
Erdeanmich: "You get TWO left feet" "I get my second foot back? Neat"
GreatWahooney: maybe if they need an app for it then the curse is halved battery life
JadedCynic: "...so poop like a wombat?"
LordZarano: @JadedCynic o
Marvoleath: "What kind of curse?" - "*gasp* You can't ask that, that's so insensitive!"
BrowneePointz: "Poop squares, eternally wet socks, or smell ketchup for the rest of your life!"
Summerlithi: Instead of a tech support wizard, it's a tech support witch
JadedCynic: @LordZarano Turing Test - named for Alan Turing
neisan2112: I feel like it could just take so long to get to the curse we don't even get to the curses
comrade_cards: Small pebble always in shoe
pprroogg: Could always split those into two crapshots with all those ideas. Feels like it's a bit much for only a single one.
DrakoniteDev: wheel can list the curses, but they aren't read out loud
LordZarano: @JadedCynic Yeah I know, I just can't spell
hd_dabnado: "that's a railway sign" could even be the end of the crapshot
RockPusher: doing more than one with the same character is just being efficient
JadedCynic: @LordZarano and thus the correction, no big vOv
comrade_cards: This witch could be IT support long term in crapshots
drrek0: I'm looking forward to the HOA which being in the next autumnal rumble
BrowneePointz: the Hagowner's Association and needing Hex Support is funny
KingTaltia: "We need to call the HOA" "Oh no, not her again."
JadedCynic: yeah, 'the weapon #" series was a perfect example
ClockTamer: is there an opposite crapshot where an IT department is run with witchcraft?
KBKarma: My previous apartment had that, actually.
Bacon_Trail: turns out the witch themself is cursed to be tech support
Erdeanmich: @KBKarma A witch?
spethycakes: Yeah...my current property management has 3 different apps they want us to use, as of current count (laundry, maintenance, rent payments)
mercano82: can we name the witch “The Witch of the Westmerelands HOA”
RockPusher: "Why does this app want first-born permissions?"
marchphoenix: I'm not a witch I'm your tech support
7gorobei: could the tag at the end be that the witch herself was cursed with having a bad UX and she thought it wouldnt be so bad
duckace11: you could almost make a joke like you think that's bad my sister is an accounant. to reference another crapshot
Pywodwagon: very reasonable curse-ees
marchphoenix: @RockPusher Incredible actually 🤣
emmaInProgress: I feel like there's a installation wizard vs the tech support witch bit somewhere here
Abavus: Episode 1 is wheel, episode 2 is app?
nyoomgoom: wheel of curses is awesome, i hope it's in something
chrono2x: Is the hex market down so she is moonlighting?
Bacon_Trail: both
Erdeanmich: Def both
BrowneePointz: Oh wait they could show up THINKING they're gonna curse, but then realize the Tenant needs Hex Support
ContingentCat: yup
Jadenim: both
nyoomgoom: yessss
josh___something: Both is good
DanielJennaGrouse: you open the door and the witch poofs into existence behind you
Marvoleath: Door bell rings, they open door, smoke happens. The witch shows up behind them, not in the smoke
RatherLargeToad: opens the door. witch poofs in behind them
MungoDude: Ding-dong, ring-ring, "You've got mail" poof!
jeeves____: "The lease says I can't enter without knocking, so I knocked, and then I entered."
ContingentCat: the moment of 'wtf before the witch appears yeah
Summerlithi: "I'm with the HOA" "That tracks"
EvilBadman: Greeting Mortal Occupants
BrowneePointz: He sounds like Alex Hirsch voicing a witch on Gravity Falls
JadedCynic:
JadedCynic: pacing yeah
couchboyj: You can call back to that for the tech support too. Call to request service, witch says you need the app, what app, poof witch behind you
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BrowneePointz: ah yes, the Airplane method
Mashamino: bonus funny
Rodzos:
RockPusher: Two jokes, no waiting
loufghyslaufey: (stuttered) "uh- A Crapshoot is never late!"
ContingentCat: the character's on a roll can't stop for logic
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz I just wanted to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you
Bacon_Trail: does insurance cover this?
marchphoenix: I'm here to inform you there are no familiars allowed on the premise
Erdeanmich: "Only viewable under the light of a new moon" would also be funny
jeeves____: "But they sent it to me by email?" "Did you open it in NIGHT mode?" "Dammit."
polygonalpizza: this page was left unintentionally blank
DanielJennaGrouse: "I told you to check for that" "It was new moon!"
Jadenim: I did like the “and you have to scroll down “ addition someone suggested
A_Dub888: “you have a page for pet’s claws?!”
marchphoenix: I told we should've got a lawyer with a magic degree
gnyrinn: We still need to avoid gilding the lily.
BraveOthello: Hold the phone ... If I page says "intentionally left blank", it ISNT BLANK
JadedCynic:
OH MY GOD...."only viewable in Night Mode" Crap, I'm going to DO that for an ARG puzzle!
gnyrinn: It was a comment in the source of the pdf
BrowneePointz: Square Poops, Eternally Wet Socks
marchphoenix: May all your bacon burn
itsr67: toenails too long
DrakoniteDev: Did you print it and then scan it back in like instructed? (Yes, I do business contracts...)
arobinyouknow01: cursr
Erdeanmich: "an annoying bird that follows you around?"
phoenixfeather14: "what fate will befall you?"
marchphoenix: Your socks will always be wet
adept_nekomancer: Your cat will only meow in french.
comrade_cards: Slightly too long nose hair that you can't pull out
nyoomgoom: curse where you perpetually have either your left or right sinus all congested and closed up
Jadenim: no cool side to pillow was one
marchphoenix: You will only get 30 fps
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a piece of kitty litter in your sock, even if you don’t have a cat
TheDevil_Risen: ewwww
adept_nekomancer: Your toilet will occasionally drop frames.
neisan2112: Eeeeahhhh
TehAmelie: oh hi friands
EvilBadman: Vsync off IRL
rosesmcgee: it's cinematic
Mashamino: maybe the app has the newer versions
Bacon_Trail: untangleable shoelaces
TXC2: hello TehAmelie welcome
Marvoleath: Maybe some curse that's only available in a Premium subscription?
GreatWahooney: how do we feel about curses distributed via lootbox
DanielJennaGrouse: "you'll have to rewind BluRays"
lirazel64: Your game crashes just before you save at the final boss.
itsr67: manual blinking is a good curse
neisan2112: @EvilBadman That's called an astigmatism
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: never have quite enough toilet paper
marchphoenix: Your shoes perpetually come untied.
RockPusher: Your shirts shall feel perpetually moist!
BrowneePointz: Square Poops, Eternally Wet Socks
TheArchitectX: I can't wait for the HOA Witch's debut match in the Autumnal Rumble.
Sorator13: @TheArchitectX yesss
Bacon_Trail: post its that always fall off the wall
Didero: Paul "I like square poops" Saunders
BrowneePointz: oh god my body recoiled
DeM0nFiRe:
TalpTheScot: that just kidney stones
toddbepraised: you are cursed to always have ketchup on your hot dogs
TheDevil_Risen: hard piss = painful
TXC2: hard piss = kidney stones?
adept_nekomancer: Make way for hard piss!
josh___something: "Hard Piss" is rancid
lirazel64: Antiperspirant fails during every meetjng.
aitsu100: I hope your Door always sticks for 5 seconds
Mashamino: is that like... hard water?
gnyrinn: Calcium deposits?
SquareDotCube: junk mail every day
dippedfeathers: Every app you open ever is just reddit now.
DanielJennaGrouse: "pick hard piss, I wanna know"
josh___something: Is hard piss like hard wa- damnit
Bacon_Trail: stuttering bluetooth connections
A_Dub888: anyone else reflexively cross their legs?
TehAmelie: hard piss and soft poops
trolltan: h a r d p i s s
rosesmcgee: cut to the sound of ball bearings falling on porcelain
Bright5park: Like, solid, or like hard cider?
marchphoenix: Hard piss mug
TheDevil_Risen: OUCH
TheDevil_Risen: PAUL!
DaFhaye: Hard piss is what you get from drinking baja blast everkyday
chrono2x: The grocery store will always be out of your specific brand
jacqui_lantern234: MAKE WAY FOR HARD PISS
nyoomgoom: oh god
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: owwie
Forgotten_Sanity: We've already filled this month's quota of 'Hard Piss'
TheDevil_Risen: the cringw
niccus: left-handed mugs
Mashamino: oh I hate that
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 yes!
adept_nekomancer: At least 6 on the Mohs piss hardness scale
Mashamino: pissta
Sorator13: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
josh___something: Reverse sounding
TalpTheScot: like the play dough machines
randombillfolds: The term "water hammer" comes to mind.
DaFhaye: The worst playdoh factory
marchphoenix: Hard piss now at your local drugstore
trolltan: this seems like reverse sounding
gnyrinn: @randombillfolds How can I remove it from mind? Please.
Greyah: So would your piss come out al dente?
TXC2: ask your doctor if hard piss is right for you
niccus: all dente
TehAmelie: cold, hard piss
smertmonkey: may your sauce never sick to your noodles
Erdeanmich: "You can never get timing on your eggs right"
josh___something: @trolltan jinx
lirazel64: Lumps in all your oatmeal
malsareus: so what is worse, "hard piss" or "pissing pasta"?
EvilBadman: Spaghetti Piss (Al dente)
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sephsays: @TXC2 If they say yes, find a new doctor
TheDevil_Risen: that's just physics
iarethel0ser: "Your USB always the wrong way up" "That happens already"
BraveOthello: May your vegetables always be prepared like your grandmother made them
aitsu100: may your fire alarm always flash
SquareDotCube: light bulbs shift tempurature every day
DaFhaye: Toast will always be bread
Bacon_Trail: an eyelash, always stuck in the corner of your eye
nishwastaken:
nyoomgoom: "hard piss" really would make a good shirt. not for me but for someone
VorlonScout: Something in your house will beep intermittently, and you will never figure out what
Darleysam: overfizzed drinks
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 so i need semi regular urine samples for my ADHD medication, and every time i get the container i send a pic of it while empty to a friend saying "MAKE WAY FOR PISS"
Jadenim: frictionless noodles
adept_nekomancer: Haunted pierogis.
Jadenim: for the no sauce thing
sephsays: "Three weeks of being constantly watched by cats. *Constantly*."
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234
iris_of_ether: Everbread
Rodzos: your toast is toast
RockPusher: Your sandwiches will ever be slightly stale!
spethycakes: I heard that as "toast will always be red" as in the color
marchphoenix: Soup never cools from being to hot
gnyrinn: Does that mean that my bread will never be stale?
cobthegreat: Swamp ass
TheDevil_Risen: nooo my pierogies!
dippedfeathers: this crapshot is a prelude to Ian's I ate your toast" crapshot. You are cursed to have yout toast eaten by weirdos
EvilBadman: Off-by-one-itus
Sorator13: or "toast will always be raw!"
BrowneePointz: Always get the Cart with the Squeaky Wheel
SquareDotCube: For one hour a day your breath will be minty (for callback)
randombillfolds: Ablative Toast.
Erdeanmich: Short shoelaces
Abavus: Do the people have to go "ok, we get it..."?
lirazel64: Gout's not a joke.
JadedCynic:
Hell, Gout is BAD
hd_dabnado: "You will miss a step when walking down the stairs!"
TXC2: it's all the same sodium buildup
lirazel64: I have gout.
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 i also have a particular pun about thay sentence that im 100% gonna bust out when i get to meet them irl
Luna_TheOtter: what about "Mimes"
marchphoenix: Makes it so you can't pronounce Worcester sauce
phoenixfeather14: I think the square poops and hard piss should be mixed in to the list a little more so you only think you heard it
7gorobei: "your phone battery will always charge slower than you think it should"
lirazel64: It's not fun, for sure.
MikeSmith: telemarketers will have your phone number
wedge_x: can't lose
DaFhaye: Clothes will always be wrinkled
MungoDude: gout sucks, but mine is under control
Jadenim: @luna_theotter like that, with no further elaboration
margieargie: Ghost ship! Cursed voyage! ... wait
jeeves____: "Hard piss!" "Hard piss?" "Gout!"
jacqui_lantern234:
adam, ALL doorways are low for you
rosesmcgee: All communications via phone call... on a land line
sephsays: Uncomfortably high steps
RockPusher: "All your sodas will be full-sugar!"
Sorator13: Person in background looks down towards their crotch and makes a grossed out expression
JadedCynic:
gravity affects it - the minerals preciptitate out of your blood and settle - and have you ever seen urea crystals? They look like microscopic NEEDLES 
Forgotten_Sanity: Wifi is always above 200ms
Bacon_Trail: Hex! That! House!
DrakoniteDev: how about one that clearly makes no sense, but they all act like it does
neisan2112: Then it would just be the prequel to unfuck this house
lirazel64: @mungodude Yes, so is mine, thank goodness.
JadedCynic:
but anyways, back to funnies
VorlonScout: "Un-Curse This House"
randomblathering: Delivered pizza will always be stuck to the top of the box.
SquareDotCube: Your leftovers need a minute more in the microwave
toddbepraised: Trash Day is friday!
iris_of_ether: Ask me about the 8PM Unmuted Chili Convo situation
jeeves____: "I work retail."
Abavus: The USB stick of mute buttons
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: your steak will always be overcooked
public_key_reveal_party: All your meetings could have been emails, but that really isn't a change
GreatWahooney: Haunted pierogies doesn't even sound unreasonable. After all, Poland is quite fond of spirits
BrowneePointz: Cursecatcher
itsr67: fortune tellers
BrowneePointz: or Fortune Teller
itsr67: generally
ShaneLeeAtk: That is not a curse. Sorry folks, I can't Zoom anymore
jeeves____: Fortune teller. Cutie-catcher, regionally
Shortfall: My Cursd App has an update pending
JadedCynic: @jeeves____ *Witch recoils with fear* "Oh you poor thing!" *leaves after patting them on the shoulder*
jeeves____: Cootie-catcher
Sorator13: Cootie catcher, is what I know it as
DrakoniteDev: "Windows constantly resets your microphone settings" "It already does that"
LadyAiluros: Cootie Catchers
BrowneePointz: COOTIE Catcher that's it!
benobi42: Cootie catcher
SquareDotCube: "Shroedinger's Toilet Seat"
marchphoenix: Cootie cat her
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: curse: always use the wrong regional slang
MungoDude: @lirazel64 glad to hear it
KingTaltia: Curse catcher, Cootie catcher, fortune tellers, I've heard all three growing up alone.
gnyrinn: My school playground always called it a beak.
Astra7525: "Don't worry, we can use a backup-code"
chrono2x: I do love crapshots with a joke after the honk
Wolfstrike_NL: Or the witch looking in -> evil laughting, before the honk
adept_nekomancer: @gnyrinn Where I grew up it was a "fortune flower".
TehAmelie: around here they call it a flea
Erdeanmich: Maybe a Whiteboard pops in with a list?
iris_of_ether: I do love the text-only gags
raulghoulia: hard piss is very good as a written visual gag
public_key_reveal_party: Mysteriously warm toilet seat
ContingentCat: checkov
wedge_x: hog or hawg
aitsu100: freudian dri[
hd_dabnado: "Wilhelm's Scream!"
lirazel64: Moss butt
aitsu100: *drip
TXC2: a warm toilet seat when you live alone
DaFhaye: Shower temp will always be slightly off
ContingentCat: checkov's curse
josh___something: "Pavlog's hog" sounds lewd
gnyrinn: The "warm toilet seat" isn´t that bad, unless it was warmed by radium.
adept_nekomancer: @josh___something Pavlov's 30-50 feral hogs.
Abavus: Anime protagonist thoughts?
jeeves____: "Prisoner's Dilema"
BrowneePointz: Like a whole ass JoJo monologue
hd_dabnado: and the other person is just thinking of Labubu
chrono2x: 2 cars at the same time at a stop sign
ContingentCat: and then the light switches, which is how overthinging crossing against the light goes for me
Erdeanmich: "If I cross first and a kid sees me I'M the bad guy"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: afraid to step into the road, then punched by Banana Cori when they finally do
EvilBadman: What if he's a cop. Or TWO COPS?
TehAmelie: may your labubus turn into beanie babies!
jeeves____: Do we cut to the other guy's inner monologue, and he's like... thinking about batman or something
rosesmcgee: Misses the walk sign, ends with another "fuck"
Rexsplosion: @gnyrinn there's something about bathrooms where you NEED the plausible deniability that other people use them, and a warm seat defeats that. it's proof of another being sitting where you are now, both of you bare cheeked
XprotoformX: "screw it, I'm gonna cross" get hit by bus, and other person gets on the bus
Mashamino: and then at the end the other person has already crossed while you weren't paying attention?
RockPusher: Does this end up with someone getting truck-kuned
public_key_reveal_party: This is just the curse of anxiety disorder (ask me how I know)
ContingentCat: inside you are 2 cops
Symphoneers: The other person's internal thoughts: *The Girl From Ipanema.midi*
loufghyslaufey: So does LRR come up with the script in their vacuum or... what of chat?
marchphoenix: Monologue then the other guy starts to walk and then bam
atinyspacemarine: What if the punchline is he runs away?
KingTaltia: I like the idea of they get so in their head and suddenly the person across the street is behind them; "Hey dude, you okey?"
SquareDotCube: i miss chainsawsuit
TheArchitectX: One has an internal monologue, the other has "Mahna, mahna, do, do, de, do, do."
TXC2: that or they enter a fugue state and are now somewhere else
Jadenim: yeah, banana cori also immediately came to my mind
public_key_reveal_party: @contingentcat I am very offended
Cptasparagus: donate to patreon so they can afford to keep slack messages more than 90 days
DrakoniteDev: what if he is three cops in a trenchcoat?
Shortfall: That inner monologue has me thinking the punchline would involve "Cut's to Beej across the crossing with an arbitrary though"
cobthegreat: How about the person passes them and the light goes back to stop and a third person is waiting now
ContingentCat: @public_key_reveal_party thankfully you can get them removed
comrade_cards: Have three people and grt the Back and forth internal anxious thoughts of two of them, the. The third is thinking about lunch
Forgotten_Sanity: "Car!"
jeeves____: The devil yells "Car!" like a bunch of kids playing street hockey
Astra7525: goddamn gentrification even came for the devil
NathanLonghair: that is HILARIOUS Paul 😆😂
TehAmelie: or go right for Times Square
public_key_reveal_party: How many extras can Lrr get on short notice?
spethycakes: guess it's time to book flights to Japan!
adept_nekomancer: The devil went down to Georgia, but it was now just a suburb of Atlanta.
EvilBadman: Lollipop person and kids roll through (this is totally impractical)
nyoomgoom: the duel gets people dropping money in a hat
nyoomgoom: busking duel
Bacon_Trail: or like a old western standoff but then the traffic light changes between them and traffic crosses between them
Shortfall: Have a standoff as they cross
TheMandrew: is this person's internal monologue Jar Jar Binks?
Jadenim: That could be a real short one, with the devil just saying he’s going to the crossroads and then off screen car crash sounds
ContingentCat: then in the middle they kiss
Rexsplosion: That's amazing
beowuuf: "busking without a license, jay walking, resisting arrest... and I think you're the devil, that's gotta be illegal somehow?"
Rexsplosion: I love that joke
EvilBadman: You have made a power friend this day
RockPusher: Cut to me waiting for the light: "Vindicated!"
jeeves____: @beowuuf that's really good
BITs19_: non pov person: "Your fly is down"
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Bacon_Trail: @TheMandrew and their external diaolgue too?
VorlonScout: The problem is, my brain is hearing the "honk" as that of an oncoming car
DanielJennaGrouse: starting on a wide shot and slowly zooming into the person whose dialogue gets more and more triumphant until it gets interrupted by a car honk
chrono2x: I also love the jokes where someone is having an intense internal monologue and the other person just has the sound of wind instead of a monologue.
DrakoniteDev: would it be something for the other person to be blind?
aerolend: depends on the location and traffic
JadedCynic: "I will remember what you've done for me this day; someday, in your darkest hour, I'll be there for you."
aitsu100: i will jaywalk before i walk in a crosswalk against the sign
Astra7525: Probably a "definitely illegal" vs "questionably illegal" thing
adept_nekomancer: There's no signal telling you not to though.
PorpoisesUnknown: thats a very valid point Paul
Bacon_Trail: yeah as the two meet in the middle of the crosswalk, someone jogs across in the background
jeeves____: There's no sign telling me no in the middle of the street
Erdeanmich: The world screams "NO", so you feel naughty
PharaohBender27: I generally always wait for the light to turn. Habit I developed when I was studying abroad in Germany.
atinyspacemarine: Middle of the road is safer, since nobody's likely to take a hard turn into you
TXC2: I'd wager there's a case that has covered this
RockPusher: Air Bud rules apply in the middle of the street
adept_nekomancer: Plausible deniability!
raulghoulia: jaywalking was invented by the car companies to shame people who used to own the road.
JadedCynic: YES IAN!
nishwastaken:
Shortfall: Someone's inner monologue about the anxiety of jaywalking, then right as they make the decision and begin to step forward, they are crash tackled.
nyoomgoom: yeah!
PorpoisesUnknown: Obi wan fade out lol
atinyspacemarine: Remember, it's not jaywalking if it's not in a crosswalk
nishwastaken:
DrakoniteDev: Paul: fun fact, statistically you are more likely to be run over in a green crosswalk than jay walking mid block
DaFhaye: God I love this
SquareDotCube: "Don't you, forget about me..."
niccus: wait is the person james
ContingentCat: that's entrapment!
Abavus:
Why not both
JadedCynic:
a tweeest!
jeeves____: The ghost was working with the cops. It was a sting operation
Wolfstrike_NL: and the ghost get's pulled back to earth?
Pazy160: Can we dress whoever is fading away in old clothes like they have been trapped at the intersection since the 50s.
Reldnahcire: if he turns back to see the guy fade away and then gets clobbered by a car, recreating the cycle....
DaFhaye: Or the siren goes off and they both run
Bacon_Trail: Street spirit (fade out)
TehAmelie: title card narration: "He was a landlord. He met the Devil at the crossroads, where he went to sell his soul for power." cut to extremely noisy intersection
DanielJennaGrouse: nobody has crossed this walk in seven years!
DrakoniteDev: modern crosswalks and jay walking laws were from lobbying by auto clubs to shift blame away from drivers and to pedestrians
Marvoleath: >Jay, walking<
nyoomgoom: "i'm the original streetwalker"
margieargie: As is tradition
Ashen_Prime: Never forget that jaywalking was invented by the Auto industry, so that they didn't have to make cars safer. Just blame it on the pedestrians.
Rexsplosion: cut to the "honk" end screen cutting off the fuck so it's just "aw F-HONK!"
DaFhaye: Oh I remember Adam saying that one. It sounds really good
Shortfall: The final twist could be post honk, the police officer arrives in shot... and it's the same person that had crossed the street and dissapeared
Sorator13: @TehAmelie now I want a landlord debating and finally planning to go meet the Devil at a crossroads to get additional power, and then the Devil is all "why would I make a deal for your soul? You're a landlord. Your soul is already mine." *honk*
gnyrinn: Sounds like the first song in the Music Man
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RockPusher: "What do you mean what do I mean?" *The Earth Explodes*
Erdeanmich: Oh yes, the aliens fighting each other is peak
BITs19_: alternative, possibly different crapshot: Same "What do you mean?" setup, but as it pulls back, it is revealed that they are in an incredibly chaotic scene
jacqui_lantern234: thats actually genuis, adam! lets write that one down after
BrowneePointz: Eyyy I got to perform that in the first ever professional musical I was in
BrowneePointz: it's a fun song
nyoomgoom: rather than war noises in the background, it's loud traffic
nishwastaken: oh I love that episode
PharaohBender27: The Exile Zone episode?
benobi42: Polukronos
DaFhaye: It felt weird hearing that as I'm building a boros deck
benobi42: When you're trying to ban cards
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TheDevil_Risen: yeah sounds like it
nishwastaken: I think it was polukronos yeah
Pywodwagon: it’s Cam trying to get poly k banned in pioneer
RockPusher:
josh___something:
iris_of_ether:
Abavus:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: haha
public_key_reveal_party: I think the monstrous polukronos was the one with the new banlist
DeM0nFiRe:
PharaohBender27:
RockPusher: Yes! Yes!
TheDevil_Risen: Graham ded
TheDevil_Risen: GG
Sorator13: YES
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO IM CACKLING
spethycakes:
aitsu100: right he was complaining about an agrro player at FNM and then at the end someones says it was Cam as the aggro player
RealGamerCow: Th at would be an extremely inside baseball joke
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public_key_reveal_party:
Darleysam: Jar Jar voice is a witch's curse
Marvoleath: Post it as dual audio on YT
beowuuf: the adam internal voice stricks again
raulghoulia: this is the gift that keeps on giving
Erdeanmich: English or "Jar-Jar"?
josh___something: ALt language crapshot XD
jeeves____: "Meesa can't go back to jail"
RealGamerCow: alternate language track would be superb
margieargie: English and Gungan?!
MungoDude: wadda yousa meanie?
TheDevil_Risen: mesa no do good in prison
TXC2:
I feel like Jarjar has been to jail
jacqui_lantern234: one of the panels for The Witches Wheel: ANGRY ZEN MASTER
Mai_Andra: "What yousa mean?"
Mai_Andra: "ah, fuksa!"
EvilBadman: "and I'm a good boy" regardless of gender of who's playing them
benobi42: They could look at a family portrait in their wallet
TalpTheScot: in the uk jaywalking isnt illegal so all this is just wild to me
Summerlithi: I have to be a good role model for my kids, I can't cross against the light
couchboyj: Meesa wanna know whatchu mean?
jeeves____: After-image of Boss Nass
TehAmelie: i'm so happy i live in a country where pedestrians have the right of way by default
Bacon_Trail: There's no cars. Are they gonna go? Can I go? No one else is around. If they go, I go. Literally no one else is here. No one can see us. I'm gonna do it. I think I can make it.
malsareus: or you could see the Jara Jar voice on the wheel and then switch to Adam's internal monologue
DanielJennaGrouse: "what if he's a snitch?"
TheDevil_Risen: bylaw? bylaw and order!!! <#
TheDevil_Risen:
Bacon_Trail: Look both ways three times
Sorator13: oh, that *would* be a good curse for the prior one - "your internal monologue is in Jar Jar Binks voice!"
benobi42: They could be on a timeline for something
Sorator13: (sorry Adam)
Forgotten_Sanity: Trip into the road and have to commit
Erdeanmich: Maybe he looks at his watch and remembers a time sensitive thing?
public_key_reveal_party: He could just be like "I'm already late" or something
EvilBadman: "If he starts, do I race him? Do we say something as we pass?"
Abavus: I'll do it. For the both of us.
Ashen_Prime: But I'm going to be late to Timmy's recital!
couchboyj: "I've gotta take a hard pee, I'm going"
Wolfstrike_NL: or have some visual / audio of a lot of time passing
spethycakes: The longer I wait, the more chance the light will change
atinyspacemarine: take a hard piss off a short dock
nyoomgoom: "fuck fuck i'm going i'm going" that's the moment the anxiety kicks in
benobi42: I am envisioning second person as Graham for some reason
Marvoleath: Could you somehow get the US lights with timer in the background? To show that it happened in a very short time, like 3 seconds
atinyspacemarine: not sure why that popped into my head
jeeves____: @atinyspacemarine "are you frying chicken in there?"
hd_dabnado: idk why but I imagine the other person here is Nelly
EvilBadman: Is there something to the wise shit revealing this is a very narrow crossing
TehAmelie: i assumed it would be Dale. he's always the Devil
BrowneePointz: Do you do the Jotaro/Dio shot Ian?
EvilBadman: Wide shot thanks phone
Erdeanmich: "Thank you. I am free now"
TXC2: "I want a girl with a short skirt and a haaaaaaaaard piss"
Abavus: Or do they stop side by side for no reason?
Invitare: it's shot like a conversation on a TNG era star trek show
lirazel64: Shades of twilight zone.
nyoomgoom: stopping side by side dramatically is kinda awesome. cinematic
RockPusher: TXC2 [trumpet doots from behind bathroom door]
TalpTheScot: is the person who then crossed stuck staring back till someone else comes to cross?
Summerlithi: As soon as they step off the curb, the spirit is already passing them, hand on their shoulder saying "Thank you for this"
RockPusher:
raulghoulia: ominous
PorpoisesUnknown: We love the Turner Aroudn
Genie_M: You woke up James
DrakoniteDev: bad news: just remembered I'm supposed to work today. good news: now getting paid to watch crapshoot!
nyoomgoom: omg
Erdeanmich: Time for rule of 3
iarethel0ser:
Bacon_Trail: I want paul to walk in and be like "hey james..." "Meesa thinks yousa doing great job!"
TXC2:
damn, I need to work at LRR
Mangledpixel returns, as was foretold
benobi42: Crapshot: James goes through his day with everything thanking him, confused
RockPusher: Looking at his phone and not looking at us‽ Chat relationship with James OVER!
nyoomgoom: wait this rules
DaFhaye: That's so chaotic
atinyspacemarine: can it be a cocktail weenie in a dime bag they got from a dealer?
rosesmcgee: Different sausages in the aquarium
Marvoleath: lick it clean
SquareDotCube: Just a normal scene of buying a hot dog with a smash cut to a hot dog aquarium
BrowneePointz: They need to take a Hot Dog AWAY from someone about to eat it
TXC2: "finally, after all these years"
Astra7525: They all float. The person looks distressed
Abavus: Is it a decorated aquarium?
RockPusher: hahahaha
spethycakes:
Bacon_Trail: and they feed the hot dog little bits of buns
iris_of_ether: hahahaha
benobi42: This has been a message from the government of Canada
spethycakes: Concerned Children's Advertisers
RatherLargeToad: There was that baseball game they did at a racetrack recently where the only food they had were bunless hot dogs and nachos with no toppings
TehAmelie: would it be too weird if the guy crossing the street has an armload of hot dogs without explanation?
GreyThey: "Make sure your dogs have plenty of water"
SquareDotCube: throw it down a hallway into a trashcan
Erdeanmich: "If you are cold, they are cold. Bring them inside"
DaFhaye: Council of weenies
lirazel64: Is the aquarium steaming gently?
chrono2x: international hot dog day advertisment
Astra7525: "Always use the proper salination levels for your hot dog aquariums"
Rodzos:
Reldnahcire: Not a net, a fry baskey skimmer thing
sgowell: all hot dogs float down here
EvilBadman: Weenie Wellbeing Awareness
DanielJennaGrouse: they bring the hot dogs home because they're saving them from being cruelly eaten
BrowneePointz: You HAVE to have a shot of them Pulling a hot dog out of someone's bun about to eat it
lirazel64: Abandoned hotdogs by the side of the road...
FreyjaDomville: Brainworm: "I thought you were wiening off collecting hot dogs like this!"
gnyrinn: You wouldn't flush a hotdog.
PorpoisesUnknown: Every hot-dog has its day
SquareDotCube: into the kitchen sink, turn on garbage disposal and give it a salute
Sorator13: "medium cloud water" sure is a description
TehAmelie: i'm having chicken burgs, but i wish i had hot dogs instead. . .
RatherLargeToad: Could do it like one of those black and white ‘save the dogs’ PSAs, but for sad hotdogs
chrono2x: They still do that in Washington
nyoomgoom: getting aquarium equipment for this one will lead into someone just genuinely starting an aquarium
SquareDotCube: Cremation via charcoal grill
DanielJennaGrouse: picking a hot dog like you would a lobster and bringing it home to your aquarium
iris_of_ether: They sure do
atinyspacemarine: I've seen it all over the coast of maine
JadedCynic: they used to do that on this coast, too
pleonasticTautology: hello hi good afternoon
EvilBadman: Does the dead one sink?
FenrisSchafer: We do in in our part of Kansas just for the rivers
chrono2x: Storm drains here, which are untreated
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
RockPusher: a few weeks from now the local news has a segment on mysterious hotdog stencils chalked on Victoria drains
atinyspacemarine: that's just for the storm drains that go into the ocean, not sewage
TheShokara: Washington here - spray paiting those fish was a scout community service project when i was a kid
TuvaLaPourpre: Will we ever see the Subwayverse in a crapshot ?
FreyjaDomville: "*two tickets to Frankfurt are pinned to the wall*"
jchinnock: We have little cows painted on ours in Texas
Erdeanmich: Out of sight, out of mind, the best kind of environmentalism
benobi42: They eat the dead hot dog while sobbing
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Pywodwagon: when I was in middle school here in Florida I did a community service project putting little signs that said “only rain down the storm drain” on a bunch of them
zoroslegend: You could use Lil smokies a baby "fish"
TXC2: dumping the ooze
GreyThey: Do they put mustard in like fish food?
SmashTCG: LOVE IT
PorpoisesUnknown: 11/10
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
RockPusher: ship it!
TXC2: print it
iris_of_ether: That's amazing honestly
benobi42: Can you do the notes of the regular government of Canada ending, just with the last bong being a honk?
RealGamerCow: There was a story about a "paint and sip" place dumping all their un-used acrylic paint down the storm darin
pleonasticTautology: i'm SO glad i arrived for this
JadedCynic:
the SURREAL!
DrakoniteDev: 12/10 no notes
SquareDotCube: "We suggest cremation via grill instead"
TehAmelie: i'm so sad i slept for two hours of this
SmashTCG: "a message from canadian goverment" memes are second only to "canadian history moment" memes
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 have some money so i wanted to spread the love
BrowneePointz: Or use Celery Salt/Seasonings Graham
TehAmelie: !uptime
ContingentCat:
ewww
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nyoomgoom: @benobi42 similar vibes as saturn devouring his son painting
iris_of_ether: I'm snort laughing at my desk
MAPBoardgames: I think the punchline of putting a hotdog into an aquarium of hotdogs is stronger
Dwachak: "You hungry guys?"
Marvoleath: mustard from like a restaurant packet
RatherLargeToad: some ketchup packets floating beside them
TheAinMAP:
lirazel64: We'll have to think of more aquarium jokes.
pleonasticTautology: kbjasdng paul
7gorobei: sprinkle pickle relish
ghyllnox: Buns in the bottom of the tank for enrichment?
RockPusher: Going on down to the hotdog (pet) store
SquareDotCube: tiny hot dog stand is in the aquarium
GreyThey: The tank could also overheat, and then they cry while eating a hotdog on a bung
EvilBadman: "I need to return this aquarium, it smells hot dogs and mustard???"
GreyThey: *bun
Ashen_Prime: I just feel bad for whichever crew member has to set up and/or clean the tank.
iris_of_ether: There's always the option for a post-Honk bit
BrowneePointz: If you want a direct Fish Flakes gag they could be pinching Dry Mustard into the Aquarium like Fish Flakes
SylHar: can do 2 differnt crapshot. only the ending change
benobi42: You'll spend more on the dogs
ContingentCat: is the garagilenium coming up?
pleonasticTautology: hey all those gift subs i bought can go towards the aquarium lmao
RockPusher: Needs to hold water makes it a certain baseline quality
chrono2x: are there fake plants in the bottom?
TalpTheScot: little hot dog stand in it
RealGamerCow: little hot dog cart
TehAmelie: a loaner aquarium? why isn't there a public aquarium library?
couchboyj: Bad aquariums stop holding water, thats the problem
brutusq13: a big plastic bun on the bottom
atinyspacemarine: A tiny hot dog cart
iris_of_ether: Hot Dog Cart
IanAllenBird: can you get a model weinermobile
Erdeanmich: A mini hot dog stand?
ghyllnox: Bun
Marvoleath: Pickle
TXC2: a pig ?
TheArchitectX: Hot doag cart.
GreyThey: A hot dog bun
Sorator13: a hot dog stand!
DanielJennaGrouse: sports peppers
TehAmelie: aquariary?
rosesmcgee: Could probably find a thematic dog toy
Erdeanmich: Condiment bottles!!!
EvilBadman: Condiment bottles
benobi42: A little bun instead of a shell
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wrigley Stadium
GreyThey: Just a soggy bun held down by rocks
Technobach: a plastic fish
BrowneePointz: a Ceramic bun, a hot dog cart, and a Hamster Wheel
JadedCynic:
"it doesn't need to be a GOOD aqarium - just needs to hold water" Graham, that *IS* the definition of 'a good aquarium' - doesn't leak
LordZarano: Lettuce as seaweed
WhirlwindAbyss: oscar myer hotdog bus
Ashen_Prime: Lego hot dog man?
BrowneePointz: why Hamster Wheel? Cuz it's funny
Erdeanmich: @EvilBadman *spiderman meme*
BtEtta: A plate half-embedded in the sediment.
Sorator13: an empty jar of relish
lirazel64: Bun bubbler?
Abavus: I feel its funnier if it's just normal fish tank stuff
Reldnahcire: a bun that opens and closes and bubbles come out like the treasure chest
PorpoisesUnknown: A mini roller-grill would go hard
aitsu100: aluminum foil
accountmadeforants: Could also have a fishbowl and the hotdogs can't fit inside
Marvoleath: little sport peppers instead of seaweed
Sorator13: @Marvoleath yeees
iris_of_ether: 3D print?
mercano82: you could 3D print one
MAPBoardgames: ^
darkcyril: Yeah, 3D printing.
Erdeanmich: A 3d printer would be easiest
RealGamerCow: They make hot dog cart christmas tree ornaments
GreyThey: Instead of mustard, they could also have a toasted bun that they scrape burnt bits off of, so it looks like fish food
atinyspacemarine: model train supply?
RockPusher: Does the maker space have a kiln?
benobi42: You can't put a price tag on comedy
fuzzy_died: It would look good somewhere on the set likely
TehAmelie: you could composit in a tiny White Castle there
nyoomgoom: ding
TXC2: THREE Camera angles ?
nyoomgoom: oh perfect
nishwastaken:
DanielJennaGrouse: that IS cursed
pleonasticTautology: is that a precious moments
Sorator13: Incredible
SquareDotCube: ah, candle scents, our next Crapshot idea
TheDevil_Risen: haiii
nyoomgoom: oooooo
benobi42: Can we hang in this angle for a while
PorpoisesUnknown: I like this angel
brutusq13: keep them at a distance
nyoomgoom: this camera angle is awesome
PorpoisesUnknown: angle*
brutusq13: keep us sage
DaFhaye: It's not?
lirazel64: Moonbase!
brutusq13: safe*
MAPBoardgames: It's not a void; its undground orbit
niccus: this looks like we're about to go into a serious episode
Mashamino: this is the intro to the news show angle
PorpoisesUnknown: lmao Adam
TXC2: such as?
TheDevil_Risen: thicc
pleonasticTautology: WAIT YEAH COCKTAIL WEENIE AS BABY FISH
Sorator13: what we're learning today is that too many things exist on the internet for sale
pleonasticTautology: LOL
atinyspacemarine: yes!
Abavus: Not flared!
brutusq13: yeah, that is where that goes
SmashTCG: candian history moment parody of the "Shawinigan Handshake"
nishwastaken:
nyoomgoom: omg
TXC2:
that's a sex aid
PorpoisesUnknown: that thing is HUGE
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
ThePerrBearr: a brat?
atinyspacemarine: is there a warning about internal use?
SquareDotCube: this feels like a great prank waiting to happen
warpstonewarlock: *laughs*
polygonalpizza: Desk dog
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 But it doesn't have a flared base!
EvilBadman: Oooh $0 coupon!
brutusq13: the flower is amazing
aerolend: It looks like a long bean.
ContingentCat: the star array is good
niccus: now i just want to see a random sausage on the set in the future
accountmadeforants: "Wide range of applications" sounds like something Dave's Spokesman would say about that
Sorator13: omg the hot dog portal
Ashen_Prime: That's a pickle that they made in red.
ghyllnox:
Artfully arranged
spethycakes: permadog
warpstonewarlock: *press X to doubt*
Marvoleath: A wiener dog figurine could work as well, for the aquarium decor
atinyspacemarine: Pretty sure they're working on/have finished tech to put objects in those scenes realistically
Singenmeister: imagine discovering that all the weird photos on Getty images aren’t selling photos: it’s a catalog for insane products.
GreyThey: One hot dog has grill marks - "it was a rescue"
pleonasticTautology: @GreyThey noifthm,lg
spethycakes: in between craps...so cycling fluids?
chrono2x: It has been a long time since a Beej drop
shea_wolfe: The fridge is running hot again
BrowneePointz: A Couch
SquareDotCube: a refrigerator
lirazel64: Is anyone else having trouble with the scf
TehAmelie: my desktop is running hot
TheDevil_Risen: well those AR glasses could run hot
ArdCollider: dropship autistic here: AliExpress etc use “simulation hot dog,” “simulation sausage,” etc. for plastic food on the cheap.
Didero: A coworker?
polygonalpizza: Toilet
atinyspacemarine: my overclocked record player
marchphoenix: Man I just finished my walk and my pants are running hot
ContingentCat: sink
Sorator13: My mouse is struggling in this heat!
brutusq13: chair
lirazel64: Stream stuttering?
EvilBadman: Silverware from eating
Dwachak: Stenographer
brutusq13: bidet
randomblathering: Dice.
atinyspacemarine: actually can you just rig up a turntable to run 100RPM ?
Foxmar320: Pants
ghyllnox: Knife
RockPusher: My desk is overheating
lirazel64: Key fob?
DanielJennaGrouse: a book
SquareDotCube: "My refrigerator keeps running hot and spoiling my food" "That's an oven"
Mashamino: no a cat is IN heat, that's different
accountmadeforants: Also, I'm now picturing bottles of ketchup and mustard mounted upside down in the aquarium as "feeders" for the hot dogs.
7gorobei: overclock your toilet
ProcyonFlynn: Potato - cause battery/baked-potato
raulghoulia: Labubu
KingTaltia: brings a whole new meaning to a "Heat Sink"
spethycakes: pillow
MAPBoardgames: "Can I get a Dr. Pepper?" "We don't have Dr. Pepper, is Clamato ok?"
JadedCynic: like 20 keys
aerolend: [GITS typing gif]
EvilBadman: @Dwachak The fabled courtroom crap!
brutusq13: credit card
BrowneePointz: I watched one get Defeated on Dropout
ContingentCat: "my stenographer's running hot" cut to stenographer typing super fast in dominatrix outfit
SmashTCG: No
BrowneePointz: Dr Pepper is BBQ Water anyways
PorpoisesUnknown: Itll never be Map
TehAmelie: i have to replace my heat sink, it's full [cut to a red hot sink]
neisan2112: It's basically a version of short hand for stenography. One stroke can be a whole word or phrase
RockPusher: What was Dr. Pepper actually trying to make?
atinyspacemarine: "we don't have Dr. Pepper, is Prof. Pepper okay?
shea_wolfe: Now I'm just thinking of a seismometer going wild and starting a fire and just cut to "Is that good?"
SquareDotCube: "Who orders Dr. Pepper at a tomato-only restaurant?"
PharaohBender27:
nishwastaken:
Didero: 'Clamato' sounds like a disease
Erdeanmich: "Drink made of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate flavored with spices and clam broth" does not sound like a good time
PorpoisesUnknown: "bean brine'
lirazel64: Frames dropping?
Sorator13: ?????????
EvilBadman: @MAPBoardgames That's the Simpsons,heh
TheDevil_Risen: sounds like a good wet
Sorator13: that's horriffic
SmashTCG: Im sorry, were out of V8, is Motor oil okay?
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atinyspacemarine: "two great tastes that"- vomiting
SquareDotCube: Climaxo
Sorator13: @lirazel64 not for me
niccus: clama2.0
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RockPusher It was a mix of the favorite flavors at old soda shops
RockPusher: Clamato patch notes
GreyThey: Clam-Up, the Upgraded Clamato
polygonalpizza: Beans running hot
raulghoulia: crystal clamato
Marvoleath: "Brought to you by the team behind vinegar and salt chips..."
atinyspacemarine: Clama2
Sorator13: the new flavor of Oreo: Clamoreo
ContingentCat: now I don't have to add that myself
MAPBoardgames: @EvilBadman I don't know. It came to my mind at a resturant. "We don't have Coke is Pepsi okay."
atinyspacemarine: stream good for me
Veraphage:
Now you're just hung up on the clamato that you used to know
TehAmelie: clam carrot?
tsp397: It seems good to me
ContingentCat: stream's good
PorpoisesUnknown: Grapefruit Clamato the drink for monsters
Erdeanmich: I had one (1) stutter too
TXC2: probably a twitch issues
the_tarabyte: Alternately, it's just the phone running hot butit's Siri acting progressively hornier
RockPusher:
raulghoulia: twitch is chugging
DanielJennaGrouse: renaming new clamato to clamato bean and bringing back original clamato
BrowneePointz: Clime? From FF16?
niccus: wait. something worse. the prequel to clamato
couchboyj: A Moscow Clam
PharaohBender27: I didn't notice any issues on my end
iris_of_ether: Climon
SquareDotCube: Clam and celery juce: Clamery!
BrowneePointz: oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darling Clamon Lime
EvilBadman: Clurian
DeM0nFiRe: Oysprite
atinyspacemarine: moscow clam sounds like cowboy caviar
Mangledpixel: oh my darling Clamenlime
lirazel64: You have to get Andy for this,due to Fang and Claw.
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz oh that's good
Erdeanmich: Coca clam?
saucemaster5000: a clamhattan
aerolend: -- Clam'n'lime. -- In this climate?
ContingentCat: oh god clam and mango sounds like a crime
RockPusher: Seasonal clamato
TheDevil_Risen: Clamelon?
PharaohBender27: That is *cursed*, Ian
TheMandrew: I'd rather the clam juice stay where it came from, inside clams
accountmadeforants: Clamanana
pleonasticTautology: this could be a spokesman
ghyllnox: Clape juce
spethycakes: Clam on the Beach
GreyThey: Carbonated Clam Juice
dylan16807: is it pronounced clamango or clamango
Hugh_Munculus: Clamta?
Sorator13: Clamantro (clam and cilantro)
SquareDotCube: Celepsi
FreyjaDomville: What about a Crapshoot about the end of the existence of clams, called "The Clamity"?
BtEtta: …Clako Pop
SmashTCG: sorry is all premixed
Erdeanmich: Spam eggs bacon and clam juice?
PorpoisesUnknown: and it cuts to just a full grown clam-person
TheDevil_Risen: Clamato?
MAPBoardgames: The idea that instead of 'Pepsi' (as an alterative of Coke) they would offer something completely off, like orange juice.
vinewood_og: Clamocado. Millenials love it!
HbombAndFriends: Clameron
EvilBadman: "Oh, you want a virgin"
aerolend: Dish of the day is clam'n'lamb.
TehAmelie: a world where fermented clam juice is the only source of alcohol
shea_wolfe: "I have a shellfish allergy?" "Oh you're going to want to leave immediatel"
Mangledpixel: clammity claaaaam,wonderful claaaaaaaaam
spethycakes: Clamato Garden
saucemaster5000: clamgharita
ArdCollider: @spethycakes clam! by the ocean!
svenning28: the one they have is the one with spam
chrono2x: "I've really been getting into home cocktails recently"
SmashTCG: Im just human interface
atinyspacemarine: Clambot 90000
GreyThey: Clam Sham
VorlonScout: If you like Piña Clamadas...
ContingentCat: or like the cheese shop sketch, you keep listing things and all they have is clam juice mises
lirazel64: Clam-apple. Next to the Cran-apple.
brutusq13: my job is a clam
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a clam sham
Sethalidos: @Mangledpixel BLOODY FISHERMEN!
TheMandrew: brewery near me makes an Oyster Stout, which is exactly what it sounds like
7gorobei: clam clamato and oyster crackers
TheDigitalDeer: 1 part clam to 2 parts bean brine
atinyspacemarine: "I'm the payment processor"
Veraphage: my job's a sham, and welcome to the clam
DanielJennaGrouse: "my guy, why did you come to the clambar?"
polygonalpizza: I just like clam
DentedPockets: Clammintine. Clam, mint, turpentine
SquareDotCube: The Bivonic Man
vinewood_og: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
BrowneePointz: with their consent
atinyspacemarine: Same as an olive
DanielJennaGrouse: you milk it
dougbeal: His job is to administer epi-pens if anyone walks in with a shellfish alergy
Erdeanmich: "Oh i don't work here" ~honk
TheDevil_Risen: very carefully
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you milk it
brutusq13: mmmm clam milk
vinewood_og: Tiny fingers
DrakoniteDev: with consent
TheAinMAP: Inject it with steroids.
polygonalpizza: Clamero is my favorite Chevrolet
benobi42: Time for clam
PorpoisesUnknown: Clamoretto
atinyspacemarine: A large clam collider
gnyrinn: That ending is a bit close to PizzaPhonk
pleonasticTautology: milking a clam
spethycakes: My Neighbor Clamato
couchboyj: Dark and Clammy
EvilBadman: Oh no, I just dropped my ring behind the bar here
FreyjaDomville: "Parking clams" instead of parking clamps
nyoomgoom: evil concept
TehAmelie: pure clam gasoline
iris_of_ether:
Sethalidos: IAN
Abavus: Centrifuge?
SquareDotCube: Clilk
PharaohBender27: Now I'm imagining the bartender being Kathleen wearing the same hat she was in the Pizzafonk Crapshot
TheDevil_Risen: longn island ice clam?
DaFhaye: I don't like any of that
Sorator13: Hard clam piss?
brutusq13: clamtrifuge
DanielJennaGrouse: clam ooze
TheArchitectX: Clam cider.
spethycakes: Clam Milk
nyoomgoom: reverse time to before i heard of the clamero
TheDevil_Risen: *Long Island Ice Clam
ContingentCat: at least it isn't clam milk
aitsu100: cloney
Erdeanmich: "Essence de clam"
BrowneePointz: ah yes. CLoney
7gorobei: clam extract
emmaInProgress: be sure to clamp your clam before you milk it
RockPusher: Essence of Clam
Cptasparagus: Clunny
atinyspacemarine: clam collider is also the name of the dating app I'm pitching
Marvoleath: Clammy
aerolend: The perspective shifts for the person who was asking having been the bartender this whole time.
Veraphage: clam extract
brutusq13: Clam & Sons
raulghoulia: Big Clam
trolltan: it's gotta be like the beards in mussels
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: boss baby situation except with clams
GreyThey: Clam-based breakfast cereal is pretty cursed
ContingentCat: @atinyspacemarine we need a good lesbian dating app
rosesmcgee: New New Coke - Now with more clam juice
SquareDotCube: do we ask what Clussy is a mixture of
vinewood_og: Eau de Clamato. From Clamvin Clein.
accountmadeforants: Wait until you find out about what Royal Clam Nectar does to bees.
protojman: bees + clam = flinstones razor
TehAmelie: clam juice cheese would make the one with jumping maggots in it seem normal
DentedPockets: Pay with clams
nyoomgoom:
lordy
EvilBadman: So, a Clamtail bar?
saucemaster5000: the clamca cola company
aitsu100: carsinigation go up
LadyAiluros: Clamco - Where the Clams go
TXC2: in the bedroom
atinyspacemarine: need to develop it for my perpetuallly single lesbian friends
GreyThey: Conch-unism
BrowneePointz: if you do the Clam thing Graham, PLEASE make an "Oh my Darling, Clamon Lime" joke
RockPusher: For Ian: "This is a cockatiel bar, no beer."
wedge_x: Clamaanisqatsi
lirazel64: Tbr, I used to love the liquid resulting from.
shea_wolfe: Just allergy hell. A grassy field with Bees, Clams and some animal
PorpoisesUnknown: Clam-ite change
atinyspacemarine: his name is matt
svenning28: clam or spam?
JadedCynic: Zombie, Old Fashioned, Cosmopolitan
BtEtta: In the toilets, instead of paper, do they have three clamshells?
FreyjaDomville: "is this a clam-fisted attempt to be different?"
JadedCynic: yup
RealGamerCow: chelada is more regional
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its widely popular but especially popular in mexico
EvilBadman: We only accept shiny stone
atinyspacemarine: regrettably clamato is available in the US
saucemaster5000: clamato is universal
TheArchitectX: Yummies Snack Cakes new autumn flavour, Clam!
cobthegreat: We have it in Chicago
lirazel64: In Soviet Russia, clam juices you?
brutusq13: "Dark 'n' Clammy"
polygonalpizza: That bar's name "Clam"
JadedCynic: Clamato is NOW universal
DentedPockets: Servers dressed as clams
30teracyte: its from new york originally
Veraphage: This store is just a front for the clam mafia
Pywodwagon: can confirm it’s in Florida so about as far away as you can get continentally
DanielJennaGrouse: the waiter points to a sign saying "clam bar"
TXC2:
LRR has SNL's budget right?
FreyjaDomville: Clammy Hands
7gorobei: ai image generation
rosesmcgee: Clancy's House of Clams
Abavus: Is there a clamato themed apron?
protojman: Boston accent?
saucemaster5000: and yet they still don’t work there
RockPusher: We've been branching out into a range of chowders
Sorator13: one Cloister in the background
Mangledpixel: or just the logo of the shop, showing that it's clearly a clam-only place
accountmadeforants: It's also a thing in Europe (I don't know who is importing this stuff nor why)
polygonalpizza: Camera cuts back to customer. He is now a clam
brutusq13: Pina Clamlada
KingTaltia: I'm just imagining the "Soup" short but Clams. "Why is everything Clams?" "Sir, you're at Clam."
spethycakes: Clams R Us
VorlonScout: Clamaretto sour
Abavus: Ambiance?
DanielJennaGrouse: "to store the clam juice"
KingTaltia: (Cut to restaurant just named CLam)
svenning28: you know lime in beer what about clam in beer
ContingentCat: clout?
RockPusher: For the 'gram
couchboyj: Ambiance
pleonasticTautology: aesthetic?
spethycakes: insignia
brutusq13: oooo Clamgarita
DanielJennaGrouse: clambience
Erdeanmich: "bling" xD
PorpoisesUnknown: Can the bar be named "Davey Jones Locker" implying the perosn at the bar is at the bottom of the sea
GreyThey: Clambiance
TehAmelie: or CLAMbience
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:
"you say clamato and i say no thank you"
EvilBadman: Clambiance
RockPusher:
Sorator13: "Ambience. Clambience, if you will."
PorpoisesUnknown: Clambiance is gold
BrowneePointz: is it called Go Shuck Yourself
atinyspacemarine: is "Clambian" sleeping pills anything?
nyoomgoom:
RockPusher: Awww Shucks!
ContingentCat: the clambulance is who they call when turns out someone's allergic
BrowneePointz: they are INCREDIBLY slimy
A_Humble_Wooper: You'll really have to shell out for a meal there.
couchboyj: Dark and Clammy
TehAmelie: clam on the beach
BrowneePointz: Oh My Darling, Clamon-Lime
accountmadeforants: Salty slime, great vehicle for garlic
ContingentCat: grey russian
aitsu100: clam fashioned
SquareDotCube: Saw Pina Clamada ealier
FreyjaDomville: Cllamy Hands
Marvoleath: Clammy Marry
DrakoniteDev: clamhatten?
couchboyj: Bloody Clammy
EvilBadman: Sex on the Clam
Erdeanmich: Tequila Clamrise
hd_dabnado: Sea Water
ghyllnox: Hot clammy
Mangledpixel: Oh, the huclamity
VorlonScout: I still like Piña Clamada
brutusq13: Pina CLamlada
benobi42: Old Clamshoned
iris_of_ether: Pina Clamata
svenning28: Clam-hito
wedge_x: Clamero
ArrestedHouse: Long Island Iced Clam
TehAmelie: clam juice schnapps
ContingentCat: Moscow Clam
polygonalpizza: Clam and Coke
brutusq13: dark n Clammy
Gekyouryuu: Clamtini
atinyspacemarine: I grew up on a mud flat on the coast of maine. I've never had oysters or clams or whatever because red tide happens and freaks me out
DentedPockets: Vodka, Shaken, not Clammed
tea_ron: Clam Island Iced Tea
FreyjaDomville: Clamjito
warpstonewarlock: Shell on the Beach
TXC2: Clamhatten
brutusq13: Clamgarita
Marvoleath: Tequilla Clamrise
spethycakes: Clam on the Beach
Erdeanmich: Clam and tonic
GreyThey: A cocktail named "Shuck, Marry, Kill"
Farwanderer: Clam on Rye
protojman: clammy nipple
JadedCynic: Clam-sopolitan
TehAmelie: clam and cheese
marchphoenix: Muscle on the rocks
lirazel64: Sigh. I used to love eating clams and oysters. Alas, as noted, gout.
rosesmcgee: ginger beer vodka
pleonasticTautology: a moscow clam is just a clam in a copper cup.
UndergroundXp80: White clams
Onisquirrel: Clam Russian
iris_of_ether:
@GreyThey 
SubatomicAura: Clamhattan
atinyspacemarine: moscow clam would be clam juice and vodka
zoroslegend: Clam on the Rocks
RealGamerCow: Clam on the Beach
Sethalidos: ginger beer
VorlonScout: Someone else said Dark and Clammy and that's real good
DentedPockets: Shirley Clample
BrowneePointz: ginger beer*
accountmadeforants: Clamerol Spritz
couchboyj: and a lime wedge
RockPusher: Fluffy Clam
dougbeal: Geoduck on a hotdog bun
hamraffle: Bivalve Sunrise, Tequila, clam juice, grenadine
Mangledpixel: Piclamte
Pywodwagon: Clamhattan
UWDJohn: Gin and quahog
ArrestedHouse: Rhode Island Iced Clam
brutusq13: Dark n Clammy
benobi42: Clamberry Soda
TXC2: a long hard clam
atinyspacemarine: "Flap on down to the Clam Flat"
lirazel64: Clam and ginger beer.
randombillfolds: Clam Collins
MAPBoardgames: A Fuzzy Clam
TehAmelie: cold brew clam
iris_of_ether: Clam on the Beach
hoveringhalibut: Clam-fashioned
IrisHOrioN: Then the guy asks for an actual Ceaser and the bartender says No
Riandisa: Clamalk
spethycakes: Bi(valve) Tai
BrowneePointz: "and uh...Sex on the Beach"
TXC2: Clamba libre
Xan_The_Quiet: a dark and clammy: dark rum and clamato
Marvoleath: Clamikaze
margieargie: Clam Julep
gnyrinn: Clammohito (or clammato, there is a way to make this pun work) rum and clam juice with basil instead of mint.
zoroslegend: Clam Negroni
Gekyouryuu: Clam Island Iced Tea
HbombAndFriends: James Clameron’s Avatar: the Drink- it’s blue, somehow, but also Clamato
TheDigitalDeer: Clamdriver
TehAmelie: white clam russian
Erdeanmich: Long Island Iced Clam
Mangledpixel: Banana Clamquiri
couchboyj: Mo-Clam-to
svenning28: clam-o-lot
marchphoenix: Long island clam tea is that anything (
Greyah: Piña Clamato
Sorator13: I do like Long Island Iced Clam
lirazel64: Clamidia is probably too gross.
DanielJennaGrouse: clam on the beach
phoenixfeather14: clamhito
DentedPockets: Harvey Clam Banger
Pywodwagon: tequila Claire’s
7gorobei: Clamosa - mimosa
ArdCollider: I wanna resurface someone else’s Clam on the Beach.
PorpoisesUnknown: Bahama Clam-ah
GreyThey: I don't know which is better: Clam on the Beach or Sex on the Clam
Jadenim: I feel like there could be one with a normal name that then has several clam ingredients
MAPBoardgames: Clam Collins
Pywodwagon: tequila clamrise
Veraphage: wake up in the morning with hair of the clam
JosephDeath: Is there a clampagne vs sparkling clam joke in there somewhere?
atinyspacemarine: Tom Clamcy
aitsu100: Harvey Clam Banger is amazing
TXC2: Clamgarita
brutusq13: Clam on the Beach
Friskycharizard: clam and tonic
fastlane250: welp, 'clam' is no longer a valid word to me
zoroslegend: Clam leg
EvilBadman: Irish Clam Bomb. It's from New Jersey.
marchphoenix: Sideclam (sidecar)
h3rsh3yb4r: would a clam island iced tea just be 5 varieties of clamato with coke?
ExitPursuedByABear: Sideclam: Brandy, Orange Clamtreau, and lemon juice
hamraffle: Jaeger Clam
gnyrinn: Tom Clamsy.
Erdeanmich: Pinaclamada
TehAmelie: i can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh crab
HbombAndFriends: Sex on the Clam?
Invitare: Tom Clamcy's Rainbow Six Seige wait that's not a drink
accountmadeforants: Sea Breeze but instead of Cranberry Juice it's Clamato.
iris_of_ether:
Clam Fashioned
TehAmelie: clam and tonic
Friskycharizard: John Clammins
marchphoenix: @HbombAndFriends Clam on the beach
RockPusher: Clamcar
Mazrae: Clamerita?
SquareDotCube: White Bivalve
HbombAndFriends: Irish Clam Bomb
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: clam on the rocks
Mangledpixel: Americlamo
hamraffle: Strawberry Clamquiri
polygonalpizza: Clamosa
wedge_x: Clam Julip
ContingentCat: "they have ____" works
aitsu100: Jager Clam
saucemaster5000: isn’t a long island iced clam just a geoduck?
JadedCynic: an Arnold Clammer?
Hugh_Munculus: Clamms
TehAmelie: clam and red bull
EvilBadman: "Virgin, eh?"
gnyrinn: @aitsu100 Clamjäger, the drink that hunts for clams
7gorobei: Clamnana Daquiri
ExitPursuedByABear: Arnold Clammer is good
spethycakes: Jägerclammer
hamraffle: @HbombAndFriends I hard second Irish Clam Bomb
A_Humble_Wooper: The Walrus and the Carpenter?
Travilogue: Rum and Clam for Dark and Clammy
Genie_M: Clam clam clam clam baked beans and clam
atinyspacemarine: it's a dark rum
TehAmelie: clammermeister!
iris_of_ether: dark rum
IrisHOrioN: Dark rum
h3rsh3yb4r: rum
atinyspacemarine: often spiced
UndergroundXp80: dark rum
Xan_The_Quiet: paul's thinking black and tan, i think
HbombAndFriends: Paul is describing the “Irish Clam Bomb”.
TheDevil_Risen: paul you're thinking of a black and tan
VorlonScout: "dark clamato"
Gekyouryuu: Alabama Clammer
atinyspacemarine: Kraken (tm) and clam juice
hamraffle: Dark rum, ginger beer, lime juice
IrisHOrioN: Rum and Dark Clam juice
atinyspacemarine: Clammy mary
Xan_The_Quiet: or irish car bbomb
BudgetJim: clam beer
GreyThey: Garnished with a clamshell
svenning28: clam bomb - a clam in a redbull
MAPBoardgames: Dark rum and Ginger clam juice!
TheDevil_Risen: though a Black and Clam would be hilarious
Sorator13: I like ginger clam juice, yeah
accountmadeforants: Clamlet, Gin with Clam Juice.
Mangledpixel: clams with red hair, of course
gualdhar: have we proposed the pre-mixed beer and clam juice?
EvilBadman: A sand rimmed glass
dougbeal: Clamtini
Marvoleath: Have one totally normal drink, that's the patron is like "ew, that's even worse than clam"?
h3rsh3yb4r: express
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Clamato sunrise
RockPusher: muddle?
TehAmelie: "uuh could i just use the bathroom?" "well, do you know how to use the three seashells?"
marchphoenix: Express a clam
TXC2: excursively Scotish clams
ContingentCat: oh god how
Gekyouryuu: I propose Alabama Clammer instead of Alabama Slammer
hamraffle: Zest, twist, muddle
brutusq13: nnoooo
rosesmcgee: inverse of mother of pearl
hoveringhalibut: Single clam whiskey
atinyspacemarine: you don't use a zester, you've got like a big file or rasp
JadedCynic:
'Zest of Clam' - just shell shavings
PorpoisesUnknown: "All drinks garnished with a pearl (Of course)"
sgowell: like ground up barnacle?
brutusq13: Express the clam
Marvoleath:
@TehAmelie
Sorator13: @rosesmcgee father of dirt protein?
RockPusher: rub the clam to bring out the clam oils
hamraffle: Twist the clam shell to express the shell oils
MAPBoardgames: Pina Clamato is very good
silenceaux: clamata?
Symphoneers: "With a twist" "Isn't that cruel?" "Oh no, clams can't feel pain."
RockPusher: Harvey Clambanger
atinyspacemarine: Susan Clammans
mercano82: Tom Clamsey
TXC2: Clam Colins: PI
couchboyj:
margieargie: Clam clam clam bacon and clam...
JadedCynic: @PorpoisesUnknown too expensive - Mother of Pearl
Hugh_Munculus: Arnold Clammer?
SquareDotCube: We have clam water
Marvoleath: Have one totally normal drink, that's the patron is like "ew, that's even worse than clam"?
HbombAndFriends: Clamsmopolitan
svenning28: what about the 007 ref
raulghoulia: hat on a hat
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MAPBoardgames: I can SMELL this bar
wedge_x: Clamort
couchboyj: Button is "I guess I'll have a *drink 6*"
brutusq13: Fred's Cocktail bar
hamraffle: "For the Clambience"
Genie_M: This is very spam sketch
TehAmelie: cosmoclamitan
ArdCollider: Clämort
RockPusher: Clamtails (woo hoo)
Travilogue: O'Shucks
LordZarano: "Since 2018, Keurig Dr Pepper has sued several companies who have been infringing on the Clamato trademark using the "mato" suffix to describe their version of the product. This is done in order to prevent the genericization of the trademark by making sure Clamato stays a distinctive brand name, as well as to preserve the brand image and identity."
raulghoulia: too many chicago references
JadedCynic: Standard Pub: The Bomb & Mistle
Gekyouryuu: the bar's name is O'Shaughne-sea
IrisHOrioN: Original Clams
EvilBadman: Normal bar, in a landlocked province
iris_of_ether: @ArdCollider I cannot guarantee that my friend has not tried this mixed drink already
atinyspacemarine: Casco Bay Clam Juice
CustardIsMassive: Giant enemy clam
spethycakes: ahh, you can taste the terroir
brutusq13: It is right on the ocean, locally sourced
atinyspacemarine: "you can really taste the mercury"
PTElder: Is the person behind the bar the same character from Pizza Phonk?
saucemaster5000: single valve scotch
couchboyj: Artisinal Clamato
PorpoisesUnknown: lmao
Gekyouryuu: No, wait, the bar name is Seven O'Shaughne-seas
brutusq13: they raise them right next to the hot dog farm
Erdeanmich: "you can really taste the harbour in that clam"
SquareDotCube: Place is called The Shellout
Sorator13:
DoodlestheGreat: "Ah, this is North Pismo Beach, circa 2015"
tea_ron: Single-clam scottish whisky
TehAmelie: Dr Pepper owns clamato? actually that makes a horrible sort of sense
ArdCollider: @iris_of_ether Is your friend my old officemate Monty. 😅
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: For real though, a beach bar I go to does shots that's a clam, vodka and cocktail sauce. It's...weirdly good...?
atinyspacemarine: terror
spethycakes: hydroir
niccus: terror
nyoomgoom: down with the clamness oo wah ah ah ah
HbombAndFriends: Long Island Clam Chowder
vinewood_og: Panama City single source clam juice
ContingentCat: nose
Erdeanmich: The head?
aitsu100: tannins
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo yeah that sounds not bad
DanielJennaGrouse: it's a very exclusive bar, people are clamouring to be allowed in
aerolend: (Klamath is a location in Fallout 2.)
Sorator13: tannins?
Sorator13: ah
lirazel64: They do that with oysters.
pleonasticTautology: @HbombAndFriends chowdah!
atinyspacemarine: some nice gams
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: My friend ordered it as a joke but it kinda works
TXC2: "clams don't have legs" "not yet"
TheDigitalDeer: Does the bar use both valves on each clam?
hamraffle: The Bivalve who Loved Me
brutusq13: the hot dog tank could be off on the background at the bar
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
169
iris_of_ether: @ArdCollider Hahahaha, there's a bar in Corvallis that makes Malort mixed drinks
PorpoisesUnknown: @brutusq13 I really like that idea
TehAmelie: should the bartender be Graham's character from the "my Meyers-Briggs test told me I'm a mollusc" crapshot?
MrDrLewis: I recommend that, for the clam sketch, you have Cam for the patron and Adam for the not-employee?
hoveringhalibut: Whose playing the clammolier?
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether Oh dear . . .
PorpoisesUnknown: thats a crapshot right there
Sorator13: "scientist down hall!"
BrowneePointz: Sorry I have Dyscalcula!
Darleysam: I got that joke, Ian
ArdCollider: Ian.
atinyspacemarine: I like the idea of marching to a number station
MAPBoardgames: Paul, pullin' a crapshot out of the air.
TXC2:
life in the Army
vinewood_og: Pi
DentedPockets: 7!
CustardIsMassive: AlienDance
brutusq13: thanks @PorpoisesUnknown!
Singenmeister: the opening of blackadder s4 but nobody can count
HbombAndFriends: @browneepointz I just did a training on that at work
RockPusher: make it up!
PorpoisesUnknown: the drill instructor is just a giant Spider
TXC2: just uppies
Abavus: Uppies!
BtEtta: They're making a very large overlay!
RockPusher: Uh Oh! Uppies!
TehAmelie: the large hadron clammator
benobi42: I would like up please
spethycakes: putitdown putitdown putitdown
vinewood_og: Ska for the Incontinent
PTElder: Does the tech support witch also do OBS?
RockPusher: A bold joke streamer
HbombAndFriends: Large Hadron Clamider?
wedge_x: (~the last of Barrett’s Puppeteers~)
PorpoisesUnknown: - honk
TehAmelie: oh, the bar definitely needs sea shanties for background music
Abavus: Cool technology!
ContingentCat: cool technology
ArdCollider: (It kinda is how science works!)
TehAmelie: "they're building a very large hadron collider" instead of "bigger" i think
iris_of_ether:
ContingentCat: ~honk
PorpoisesUnknown: Labunko Pob!
Veraphage:
bytecaster: Highly collectable accident is very strong
accountmadeforants: Hadron is pronounced Had-ron, not Hay-dron.
couchboyj: Should they consider colliding a hotdog with ketchup first to stick it ti Chicago
Didero: Hey, these professional internet comedians with 20 years of experience are very funny!
Veraphage: A limited-edition catastrophe
ContingentCat: there could be one more line with confusing of what "chicago style" it is, hotdog or style guide
DoodlestheGreat: That makes it work better, Paul.
TehAmelie: ah, the Chicago style hadron collider
TXC2: I'll need to look up that video
pleonasticTautology: i'm working on an "every time cam says 'fuck'" supercut
svenning28: only show the dude saying wat in the short
Sorator13: "wait what supercut" scans to "what's up pussycat"
svenning28: what?
Reldnahcire: large hard-on collider 👀
Cptasparagus: or its on Zendikar and its the large hedron collider
couchboyj: Under the light of the moon?
RockPusher: it scans
nyoomgoom: @DoodlestheGreat though it is in contrast to a thing graham was saying where it's funnier to have the straightman say a different joke instead of just "what"
ContingentCat: itchy butt during a presentation is my favourite curse
Marvoleath: "Check your spam" *opens a can of ham*
aerolend:
@Marvoleath 
BusTed: how often have you had a monologue like this adam
neisan2112: Okay now read it as JarJar
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13: okay now do it in JarJar voice?
TheAinMAP:
TheWriterAleph: second guy is paul
Astra7525: and now the jarjar version
catcard: I love that one
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ok, can we get the other version?
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Sibwow: face acting, or as jacob calls it, acting
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TimeToFry: Scrubs?
Hangedman: maybe some wistful changing angles during the monologue
TXC2:
DeM0nFiRe
ContingentCat: can't go back
Forgotten_Sanity: A few cuts to show it's been longer then what's shown? Maybe sitting down, etc
wedge_x: the jar jar version, other person becomes a force ghost
ContingentCat: @Forgotten_Sanity someone behind them walking then walking back
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: They did a joke like this on Gilmore girls too. At the very beginning they joke about stopping at lights at 2 AM. At the very end she's at a light at 2 AM, goes through a red and immediately a cops lights go off
7gorobei: are we going to lockdown the jarjar binx monologue
BrowneePointz: I REALLY hope they steal a hot dog someone's just about to eat
KingTaltia: I feel like the hotdog water shot just screams Beej, he always has the best facial emotions for madmen
wedge_x: excuse me
RockPusher: The late Moonbases 1 & 2
svenning28: late --- but clam-tai -- no sir not the thai type but the hen type
ArdCollider: mister. tubesteak.
DoodlestheGreat: They call me MISTER Tubesteak!
Astra7525: Probably too expensive to license, but my head is playing the Going to the Store music for the hot-dog crapshot
ContingentCat: there used to be a hotdog cart on my university campus, it was always so busy
bytecaster: Another example of Ian using improbable combination of words
Marvoleath: Would Pavlov's H'og work for a hot-dog place?
MAPBoardgames: dark rum
morgoth_bauglyr: lol
TheWriterAleph: "i don't like CLAM"
TimeToFry: God that's good
BrowneePointz: And they need to take a BIG swig
Abavus: Does he look offended?
rosesmcgee: wiping down the bar
Hugh_Munculus: ~clam
TXC2:
it raises so many questions
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: clambiance
BrowneePointz: "I don't work here" *chugs something*
bytecaster: The "I don't work here" really ties it together
DeM0nFiRe: Good jokes streamers
PharaohBender27:
polygonalpizza: Ian dressed a witch walks by in the background. Turns out it's halloween
Sorator13: Fun stream, friends!
gnyrinn: I still feel that the "I don't work here" is too close to the pizzaPhonk
Astra7525: "Oh I don't wprk here" *Lifts his arm holding a toothbrush*
TheWriterAleph:
TehAmelie: a bunch of crappos
nyoomgoom:
neisan2112: Amazing
RockPusher: Always a fun time writing
spethycakes:
What an absolute delight
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
Erdeanmich: Y'all really are funny huh
iris_of_ether:
benobi42: Thank you James
brutusq13: it was fun!
ContingentCat: thanks for this, I remember loving these
JadedCynic: thanks for this - it was great
TheAinMAP:
ArdCollider: Cori I sent you a lead on fake hot dogs.
ContingentCat:
aitsu100: oh no
jacqui_lantern234: excellent crapping, nerds
JadedCynic: oh HELL
HadesLeprechaun: oh, Bens job on Freenlancers
lirazel64: Was fun!
MAPBoardgames: Don't forget Paul's ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! THREE! ONE! FIVE! ONE! FOUR!
JadedCynic:
damn, NO ONE is safe!
pleonasticTautology: i could go for a ceasar
EvilBadman: That's a threat not a feature
RockPusher: ♫ Clam on the run ♫
BusTed: Accept no substitutes!
bytecaster: Still cannot post that name in chat
ContingentCat: to be fair I doubt they have much competition
TheWriterAleph: [ Doubt ]
DanielJennaGrouse: can't believe it took Canada until 2022 to open their first Caesar bar
JadedCynic:
sounds like they're expanding.... 
ContingentCat: hit the road aka ran out of town
alkaidx139: Is this another script?
TXC2:
demand was high as in on drugs
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We want you to continue this, somewhere else
TheWriterAleph: @alkaidx139 truth stranger than fiction yet again
JadedCynic: ah, so maybe they're HQ'ed in Nova Scotia, but 'touring' Ontario
Ashmantle:
BusTed: I've been Clham
emmaInProgress: "Oh if we pay you, you'll leave? Great, here's 100$"
Didero: Thanks for the stream! Very fun and funny!
DanielJennaGrouse: were people not clamouring for the mobile caesar bar?
Abavus:
Marvoleath: Good crapping
A_Humble_Wooper: So they started in Atlantic Canada and have been making their way west, CURRENTLY in Ontario?
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
nyoomgoom:
TheAinMAP:
Hangedman: clam van rapidly approaching your area
RockPusher: hahahahahaa
PharaohBender27:
BusTed: "i don't understand the question"
TXC2: A_Humble_Wooper fullfilling their manifest Clamisty
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nyoomgoom: life imitates art imitates life imitates art
bytecaster: we can do other things, but we WONT
ContingentCat: maybe you're with friends
aitsu100: right the drink not the salad
RockPusher: virgin clams
TheWriterAleph: if you've got time to clam, you've...
Hugh_Munculus: I thought you served salads...
Veraphage: The caesar bar is my new roman empire
Hangedman: virgin clamba libres
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythm Festival) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1d, 3:12 from now).
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I keep thinking salad.
RockPusher: DON DON
TXC2: !events
margieargie: @Veraphage Ooooh, I hope they have garum
Gekyouryuu: my LGS has "Taiko Drum Master" for PS2 atm, it's WILD
aerolend: clam-p them
Hangedman: the ps4 drums weren't bad but they also weren't ideal
Cptasparagus: they went super microtransaction heavy and also have a monthly pay-only rotating song list..... its pretty parasitic sadly
aitsu100: im guessing scrable with jokers
bytecaster: There are lots of Balatro for Words these days
TXC2: so Dyslexia the game?
jacqui_lantern234:
PAUL YES
Didero: Graham, you'll just have to tune on on Monday
polygonalpizza: What is poker with words? I think we have to start there.
gibbousm: like Boggle or Scrabble
RockPusher: Can you collect "Fuck"?
bytecaster: It's like Scrablatro
ContingentCat: well tune in on Monday and find out with us
Marvoleath:
roguelike wordle?
Didero: Oooh, Peak!
alkaidx139: What is a full house in Word?
aitsu100: peak is PEAK
josh___something: P E A K
nyoomgoom: roguelite boggle... hmm
BusTed: And then you might eat your friend
jacqui_lantern234: @RockPusher as an asexual person, i can not think of anything LESS enjoyable as leisure as collecting fuck
nyoomgoom: love the name
Didero: Yay, Adam
couchboyj: Quality name
beowuuf: ooh
ContingentCat: Ooo
bytecaster: Oooooh
beowuuf: the show is called morning moonbase, it just comes pre-rated
loufghyslaufey: Good Wut @ Moonbase!?
TheDevil_Risen:
some jerk bought all the decks out
RealGamerCow: apparently the Gundam Card Game is good?
ContingentCat: funny every time
aitsu100: is they type face New Type
TXC2:
Gundam card game the Dual masters knock off
nyoomgoom: the name alone makes me want to wake up in the morning instead of afternoon and like have a coffee and breakfast sandwich
TheDevil_Risen: (feedback from the LGS)
loufghyslaufey:
Wait. But it's Rectangles, right 
?
RockPusher:
local Gundam Card Game market monopolised by local content creator
gibbousm: Quattro Bajeena!
alkaidx139: Gundam Card Game. In actual Gundams
loufghyslaufey: Are we sure "This Is Your Card," chat?
jacqui_lantern234: PLEASE tell me Quattro Bajeena is a card XD
RockPusher: A Thing‽
MAPBoardgames: Are you going to get some more victim- I mean, players?
aitsu100: its slenderman
beowuuf: comedic pronunciation mismanagements
aitsu100: but the thing
BusTed:
alkaidx139: The new Fantastic Four movie was that bad?
HadesLeprechaun: "I'm inside the building"
phoenixfeather14: tiny mens!
jacqui_lantern234: @alkaidx139 at least we got some fantastic four skins...... in fortnite
RockPusher: Invite the murder to the peanut gallery
polygonalpizza: Rocket League with Legs!
TXC2: like in fighting games
ContingentCat: @jacqui_lantern234 with how fortnite's going not long
Pteraspidomorphi: Freelancers is great so far
BusTed: El Franger
vinewood_og: Why are you like this?
TheDevil_Risen: it was fun to watcch
nyoomgoom: squeetzel is a fun bunch of syllables
RockPusher: Elf Ranger, Elf Ranger, Elf Ranger
TheDevil_Risen: the narration is pretty good too
JadedCynic:
Ell F. Rangee (french pronunciation 
)
nyoomgoom: brings to mind squeet also
HadesLeprechaun: Narrated by english Piccolo/Vegeta VA
JadedCynic: the production values RAWK
Abavus:
Mazrae: Can't wait for the vod of it
JadedCynic: there's a prominent list of VA on it
RockPusher:
nyoomgoom:
TheAinMAP:
iris_of_ether:
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Abavus: Clap
TXC2: da bits!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
nyoomgoom: that's sims behavior
cmdrud87:
_SG
iris_of_ether: I feel like that made the highlight reel
PharaohBender27:
I remember that moment!
PharaohBender27: "NOT YOU!"
TimeToFry: "Probably"???
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether It did!
DoodlestheGreat: 10 Q 4 strem, C U L8R
Didero: Thanks! Bye!
pleonasticTautology: byeeee
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
ContingentCat:
thanks everyone
PharaohBender27:
TXC2: bye
TXC2: !discord
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TheDevil_Risen:
baiii
spethycakes:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: bye friends!!
TXC2: !contact
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beowuuf: o7
Marvoleath: Hasnt he done it on like a break screen in previous sabathon?
RockPusher:
LRR: Worth getting up at 5AM on a Sunday for
nyoomgoom: tangentially remembering the shirtless cryptid moment
TXC2: RockPusher now there's a shirt
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
LordZarano:
Oh right BNF later 
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