Prop_PT: they are hitting crossup and you are hitting heavys
therepoman__: sit up and shit down!
TXC2:
therepoman__ how my old man ass has to do it now 
Prop_PT: they are laser focused on getting into crossup range
Prop_PT: when they are not DP'ing everything
therepoman__: Got em
itsr67:
joxcorn: Solid
therepoman__: We must escape the torment nexus
JAGxTERRA:
ok no hate. I would be so annoyed playing this Ken. They're tricks would work on me 
ManWithTheMask13: bail bail
corpocracy: Nice job, Nelly
AceGun_: got em. shut it down!
TXC2: stick a fork in it, it's done
InitialBird: this game is stressful man
LurkerSpine: Let's go Nelly!
LowUpsideCJ: hang up the pick and headlamp
MrSarkhan:
12o13: so we doing some coaching here? cool I need to hear it
InitialBird: the risk reward involved in anti-airing vs jumping in is so rough
foolish_s4mwise: go be a family man
ManWithTheMask13: good work, champ
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
12o13: thank you nelson
HorusFive: Thanks Nelson
joxcorn: that is like me coming home from a fight night with the local FGC
TheWooglie: Bye Nelson
Mr_Horrible: thank you, Nelson
goombalax: thank you Nelson
therepoman__: THANK YOU NELSON
ManWithTheMask13: thank you, nelson
Vanatoth: Thank you Nelson!
awildshen: Thank you Nelson!!!
joxcorn: Bye Nelson!
MrSarkhan: Thank you Nelson!
ManWithTheMask13: There goes my hero
corpocracy: Thank you Nelson
therepoman__: He's so cool
itsr67: thank you nelson or I will find you and ban you
HorusFive: He's gone- say nice things about Nelson
Prop_PT: couldnt we say that while he was here?
TXC2: he's gold 3, incedible
itsr67: he do
therepoman__: @Prop_PT impossible task
joxcorn: he is getting there for sure
LowUpsideCJ: yeah I don’t have anything in my life and he’s crushing me
freshmaker__: this was a great stream. serious improvement. not that the streams that show less improvement arent also great, but it's lovely to see.
therepoman__:
therepoman__: Glazing is crazy
saucemaster5000: da glaze
goombalax: someone clip it and send it to him
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
ManWithTheMask13: FROGS ARE GONEEEEE
TXC2: frogs are gone!
Mr_Horrible:
therepoman__: God finally
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Sim (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Rematch) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
HorusFive: I'm at work- but OK
ContingentCat: we were supposed to be wearing pants?
goombalax: fuck pantd
therepoman__: pantd
foolish_s4mwise: JUST HIT SILVER WITH CAMMY LFG
30teracyte:
@foolish_s4mwise 
TXC2: foolish_s4mwise heck yeah buddy
AceGun_:
@foolish_s4mwise 
therepoman__:
@foolish_s4mwise 
ManWithTheMask13:
@foolish_s4mwise 
TXC2: daaaaaaaa BITS!
ManWithTheMask13: Damn Nelly's cool
LurkerSpine: bye!
ContingentCat: thanks lads
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Sim (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Rematch) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
ShaneLeeAtk: Coming up, ROCKET FEET
TehAmelie: Rocket Le(a)g(ue)
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
RandomTrivia: I hope Ook Ook Fight Club was good - just got here for some simulated talking!
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mixed media teeth
Metric_Furlong: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #7204: "Goodnight, sweet TEETH." —Ian [2020-09-19]
Metric_Furlong: Ian "Real, Ian" Horner
TXC2: CONTACT
TheMerricat: Anyone else see the news that Paypal is no longer letting folk use it for Steam purchases in a lot of countries? Anyone rejoicing over that despite the issues it raise?
Metric_Furlong: no refresh required? it's a miracle!
Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat people used paypal for steam purchases?
TheMerricat: @Metric_Furlong It's been one of the options for a long time now. But the sooner Paypal dies in a fire, the better IMO
Sarah_Serinde: Somehow I don't think this will be the issue that kills paypal
TXC2:
I think I've been using paypal on steam the last decade plus 
TheMerricat: No, I agree. But every little chip in the wall helps.
TheMerricat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months, currently on a 107 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TheMerricat! (Today's storm count: 4)
TXC2:
paypal having my credit card deets instead of stream sure was useful when my steam account got hacked at least
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I just don't let steam remember my credit card. Slightly more effort for me but that's fine
TehAmelie: i use paypal cause it's easier to log in than dig up my card
TXC2: here we GO!
bytecaster: Chair!
TXC2: CHAIR!
RandomTrivia:
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Angnor33: Chair!
IanAllenBird: chair!
Metric_Furlong: I make it a habit to just never let any payment service remember my card details, but then I'm a little paranoid
TXC2: finally, the chair stream
Metric_Furlong: Chair! The One True Host!
Flyingdelorion: uuuh? Hello?
TehAmelie: chair made it to Ash Lake!
IanAllenBird: cori!
RandomTrivia:
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TheAwkes: Pranked!
TehAmelie: hi Cori
TXC2: oh hello Cori
Metric_Furlong: and Cori's here too
Flyingdelorion: Hi Cori!
RandomTrivia: *GASP*
noSmokeFire: more like Goofing Simulator
Metric_Furlong: Goofing Simulator confirmed?
Creideiki_SE: She wasn't gone after all! We have been goofed!
TheMerricat: Maaaaybe.
zeathean: Vamp for time!
TheMerricat: Is it any good?
Metric_Furlong: there's an Alien series now?
TXC2: !patreon
ArdCollider: one of the TV critics watched ep 2 before ep 1 and seemed to be of the mind that you could also do that.
Creideiki_SE: What's it called?
ArdCollider: Alien: Earth.
TheMerricat: Alien:Earth
n3ther: show could be promising
wedge_x: the Xenies
TheWooglie: I like it, I do not like the one week wait
SnyperWoIf: How does Alf fit in the Alien MCU?
TheAwkes:
I think it's a win that the face replacement tech in Romulus was the worst part of it., 
TehAmelie: i probably overdosed on Alien comics as a teen
Creideiki_SE:
Isn't Earth not alien, by definition?
Metric_Furlong: an eyeball with eyes
Kentosaurus: love the eyeball. so creepy
bytecaster: Medama Oyaji!
TXC2: Creideiki_SE only to people from Earth
TheMerricat: So.... I remember an old Alien:Earth comic that was set before Alien 3 came out and ruined things. Had Ripley and Newt.
zeathean: Jonesy survives 1 and 2
zeathean: and is not seen anywhere else
xVoxtric: Alien androids are doep
Metric_Furlong: hate to live in a situation
TXC2: turns out Sci-fi is a reflection of the time it was made in....
Kentosaurus: yeah the scifi trope of megacorporations supplanting nation states doesn't seem as farfetched anymore
TheWooglie: it's isn't it set less than 100 years in the future?
TheMerricat: I am.
Angnor33: Is Cori just a reflection of chat?
Territan: Isn't that true for _all_ writings?
RatherLargeToad: and their Jawa competitors, Wayland Utini
noSmokeFire: time is a flat circle, sci-fi doubly so
SnyperWoIf: Sci-fi is a reflection of a mirror
wedge_x: meme with 'cool robots' flying overhead
zeathean: Don Quixote is a good example of this
TXC2: megecorps replace country has already happened in history, look up East India company
Territan: Does that mean sci-fi is a flat figure 8?
TehAmelie: clearly to understand sci-fi you have to read all of it chronologically, starting with The Blazing World from the 1600s
TehAmelie: not really but it's a very interesting read
RatherLargeToad: if you don’t want me to focus on the cool robots then don’t make them so dang cool
Metric_Furlong:
don't spoil who wins!
TXC2:
aren't MOST things from the Showa era?
GlennSeto: I did not realize Shin Godzilla was fully CG when I first saw it, which is a big compliment, I guess.
xVoxtric: I remember that one
TehAmelie: have you seen Monarch? speaking of Godzillas
wedge_x: babby
themercenary1987: what the hell did i walk into?!
xVoxtric: it's very memorable
GlennSeto: Anno can make you empathize with something so grotesque.
wedge_x: sprots
bytecaster: Football with or without cars?
TXC2: Futbol!
themercenary1987: ooooooH! well that makes a lot more sense!
OldUncleDan:
Football? But I thought it was soccer!
TehAmelie: hay Cameron
TXC2: Hello Cameron
GlennSeto: Oh yeah, it takes a village.
Boiler_bot: Hai Cameron
GlennSeto: GO GO GO
bytecaster: Even Shin-ier Godzilla!
goateedave86: I guess the sound design of that goes hard in a cinema as well
wedge_x: oh has Cam never seen Shin Godzilla?
TXC2: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
OldUncleDan: But, have you seen Godzilla's Shins?
wedge_x: yessss
GlennSeto: Shin Godzilla came out and shortly later, like 3 Dark Souls bosses copied his breath weapon.
GlennSeto: New Yamato?!
bytecaster: I do enjoy that Anno just gets to do anything he wants now
wedge_x: wait Anno's doing Yamato?, did I know that and forgot?
GlennSeto: Is that like every other scene?
TXC2:
I've seen Yamato, but I'm gonna assume every 4 scene is dudes getting blown up
TXC2: *never seen
foolish_s4mwise: HAWT
TheMerricat:
Chat have we gone full circle? 
bytecaster: Eyeballs are great at recognizing things, it's true
OldUncleDan: Eyeball recognizes Eyeball.
TehAmelie: all of sci-fi, from Alien Earth back to Alien Earth
TXC2:
TheMerricat stream has an extra GOTO 10 line
RatherLargeToad:
HadesLeprechaun: I like that it's like "oh this science vessel had a BUNCH of nasty things on it that now also escaped"
bytecaster: So it should have multiclassed?
TXC2: the xenomorph is a manifestion of man's hubris
OldUncleDan: Just like a certain series of Crapshots!
GlennSeto: Are they at least off the military application idea?
bytecaster: Why shape so weird?!?
TehAmelie: it's weird shaped
noSmokeFire: it's Alien's monster, it's not _named_ Alien
GlennSeto: I hear biological immortality is a big thing in that show.
Kentosaurus: @noSmokeFire lol
GlennSeto: So Frankenstein's are not Jewish?
GlennSeto: *Frankensteins
TehAmelie: of course, if we take the tie-in comics Alien has a shared universe with Terminator, they could be building lots of robots
noSmokeFire: @GlennSeto Judaism is traditionally matrilineal, but I would be genuinely fascinated to hear a rabbinical discussion about whether Adam would be Jewish and/or would he be able to convert later in life
TXC2: GlennSeto no, that's the Frankenstains
bytecaster: How else will you know the characters are cool if they are not ex-special forces?
GlennSeto: The Cleon soap opera bits are honestly the best part.
HadesLeprechaun: yeah, this is Soma
TXC2:
noSmokeFire the real question is did Frankenstein give Adam a circumcised penis
comrade_cards: What are we if not our memories? (Devil's advocate)
Boiler_bot: I guess it's like in Citizen Sleeper, there's an emulation of a person running
TXC2: comrade_cards our actions
themercenary1987: I thought they changed that in star trek?
KharadBanar: But is "you" the matter your body consists of? Or is "you" the pattern of consciousness that exists in your brain?
themercenary1987: Didn't they do a whole episode with Reg where he was inside the transporter?
goateedave86: Just getting bounced around a helpdesk for eons
KharadBanar: Because the teleporter is only a suicide booth in the former case
GlennSeto: I think they handwave it with some sorta quantum information being non-fungible.
RockPusher: I want a Heisenberg Compensator!
bosqueofpines: What if we did the entire ship of Theseus in one go?
zeathean: But then what about sleep?
Jorsh029: god, Relics is such a good fucking episode
TXC2: themercenary1987 not exactly, other people were inside it
TehAmelie: we've seen The Prestige, i assume
KharadBanar: You still *experience* continuity though
bytecaster: Rocket league on legs?!
themercenary1987: @TXC2 With amonster if i am remebering iit right?
TehAmelie: Rocket Legs!
HadesLeprechaun: and boy genius can DEFINITELY take control back when he wants to
foolish_s4mwise: Look man I just want my brain is a jar instead of a meat sack and I don’t care how I get there
comrade_cards: My consistent consciousness is interrupted every time I fall asleep
bytecaster: Legs League!
Invitare: no, because it's called Football
Rourke9: hello hello
GlennSeto: So Jumpkick with ball?
Jorsh029: SocKick-er
TXC2: themercenary1987 the monster turns out to be the people trapped in the transporter, it's a big twist
Rourke9: wise
RandomTrivia: Seems sensible
themercenary1987: @TXC2 In the words of robot chicken: What a Twist!
GlennSeto: Let's just assume it's all high-minded conversations.
TXC2: hello Rourke9 welcome
bytecaster: Battlefield and Valorant
RandomTrivia: That was delightful
EvilBadman: the Battlefield 6 beta
bytecaster: They are both Kernel modules
Rourke9: that is so funny
Jorsh029: let them fight?
bytecaster: Hooking stuff like memory allocation functions so memory cannot be inspected
Kentosaurus: anitcheat vs anticheat: whoever wins we lose
Wolfstrike_NL:
Is Cameron spoiling a checkpoint story 
?
GlennSeto: I believe that should absolutely NOT happen in ANY operating system.
TXC2:
maybe games shouldn't be doing kernal level stuff?
OldUncleDan: Even if you don't stream it, they can kill you.
Invitare: I've heard the secret to life and happiness is hidden in this somewhere
bytecaster: If you play soccer in the game, you play soccer in real life
TheWooglie: gamma looked fine to me
EvilBadman: I doubt the soccer game is going to travel to horror realms of darkness
OldUncleDan: Billionaires and Corporations can basically kill us with no real repurcusions at this point.
TehAmelie: maybe not as bad as when Eve Online had a patch that overwrote windows' boot sector
EvilBadman: Well, this soccer game
comrade_cards: Love staring at gamma rays
Rourke9: @txc2 my understanding is that currently that’s the only way to do effective anti-cheat for shooters?
RockPusher:
wedge_x: maverick has the ball
RandomTrivia: Voice Chat status: The Sea
GlennSeto:
So what I'm hearing is that those anticheat mechanisms are not written in Rust.
TehAmelie: "give me the ball! i want the ball please!"
bytecaster: @Rourke9 #skillissue, also Valves anti-cheat isn't kernel level
TheWooglie: in Canada all the dpad directions are sorry
Wolfstrike_NL: Ball and wall
TXC2:
Rourke9 not doubting you, but I find that difficult to believe
comrade_cards: Wall is friend
Rourke9: just what I’ve heard! I cannot vouch for its veracity, it is not my expertise
bytecaster: This already looks more fun than EA FC insert year here.
TXC2: Rourke9 fair
RandomTrivia:
So far it looks like Rocket League but with feet and an aimbot 
TehAmelie: i like it when games can simulate you being good at stuff, like visualizing the trajectory of balls and grenades
Barb4rian: The ball's behavior around your feet is jarring
TXC2: magnet hands
Jorsh029: put a little english on your shots? neat
comrade_cards: Need to ban telekinesis in soccer
foolish_s4mwise: as an incompetent soccer player, I resent that
OldUncleDan: If I may ask, what is the interest in this sports game?
GlennSeto: "Actually, you play as the guy with the sensor."
bytecaster: Wait, he didn't roll around on the ground pretending to be hurt, he is not doing it right
foolish_s4mwise: I’ve had some interest in this game, but I’m not $30, yaknow?
Bruceski: My position on the soccer team was "lie in the back of the field and pick dandelions"
Mazrae: I tried to be goalie when I played, one reason was I was too lazy to run up and down the field
Kentosaurus: yeah, can you roll around like neymar?
GlennSeto: Now mix it up into an air juggle!
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: Bruceski big mood there
wedge_x: "press A to roll around on pitch crying"
EvilBadman: Since this is the Sifu devs (or part of?), they should add in combat as a joke one day.
foolish_s4mwise: I was at a soccer camp many years ago and I can say that I saved a penalty from a guy who was in the finals of the Gold Cup. and that’s my sporting peak
CaptainSpam: This does remind me, at some point I feel I should try Behold the Kickmen.
GlennSeto: @evilbadman You unlock it by getting injured and your character aging 18 months.
TehAmelie: my position was "try to stay away from the ball, and when people complain, just walk away". i think i played soccer for about 20 minutes
foolish_s4mwise: (that is, one of the guest coaches we had in that week)
bytecaster: You do shoot the ball in soccer regularly, it is true
Rourke9: this is already looking like it has a very high skill ceiling
TXC2: soccer: the FPS of ball games
bytecaster: @TXC2 Feet person shooter
TXC2: is this a mix-gender team ?
RandomTrivia: As we know, when the ball is taken from you, the most important thing to do is emote to your teammates and into the camera
TehAmelie: the Rocket League comparison made me expect something like this comic by Bilal about the future of soccer. there's so few rocket legs
RandomTrivia: Rather than, you know, chase the ball down
bytecaster: (Soccer/Player)
Barb4rian: We're gonna need a montagggeeee
OldUncleDan: Cori, do you generally play a lot of RL Sportsball games? Doesn't seem like something a LRR type genre.
AFamiliarCalledEl: I find it fascinating that this tutorial seems to have a narrative and I'm curious where this goes wrt matchmaking
Spades_Slicc: Sure would be interesting to have the game punish you for actually not playing as a team instead of watching your character independent of your inputs do that
comrade_cards: Character development achieved, game over
Kentosaurus: football transcends language
Rourke9: yeah well done
bytecaster: You are progamers after all
OldUncleDan: That is absolutely fair.
Spades_Slicc: You're experiencing the epic highs and lows of football
Rourke9: this is X-COM now
Spades_Slicc: gold
TXC2: orange
bytecaster: Purple salmon, tasty
TheWooglie: you made Cameron pull a "face"
GlennSeto: This seems special, just for rethinking an adaptation of a meat space game that's otherwise only been iterated upon since ... the NES?
EvilBadman: Coach Adam is so indifferent
TehAmelie: i was today years old when i realized unit 01 is villain coded
Invitare: Is this Adam? 🦋
Jorsh029: Get in the damn coach, Shinji
OldUncleDan: Looks like the color themes I use in Mechwarrior/Battletech .
Spades_Slicc: Have you told Adam you're using his likeness to play sport game?
Invitare: for once it's not Ian who turns up in a game
Barb4rian: @Spades_Slicc I can't unsee this now
bytecaster: For a newbie, we have a lot of gray hairs
GlennSeto: @tehamelie In the Rebuild movies, Gendo's EVA is actually closer to the 01 design from the TV show.
Barb4rian: @bytecaster We're the coach
v_nome: The hold the ball one is kinda like the finger steeple?
TehAmelie: maybe we get to join the senior league
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
TheMerricat: So in some of those poses the stripes on the uniform trick my brain into thinking that the character has an hourglass figure....
bytecaster: the gaming is stored in the balls
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2, take care! 
TheMerricat: Night TXC2!
bytecaster: "The seafarer"?
RandomTrivia: Goes down at the most dramatic moment
TehAmelie: a defender famous for falling down?
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat Adam /is/ babygirl coded
GlennSeto: A very berlin' dude.
ContingentCat: sir
TheWooglie: they stole that from your twitch stream
e_bloc: I thought it was fox on the rocks and the musical box
OldUncleDan: Tactical and Demanding. Just like my cat!
ContingentCat: ohhhhh
TheMerricat: Laser fence means you never are out of bounds and alive.
GlennSeto: In Germany we actually have a saying that goes "The round thing goes into the rectangular thing."
bytecaster: So 5v5? Is this a Moba?!
TheMerricat: Steam Charts say peak players ATM is ~30k
OldUncleDan: @bytecaster No it's actually basketteball.
TheWooglie: putting the capital S of VS next to the 5 was a choice
noSmokeFire: is soccer a hotdog
bytecaster: Whether there is a jungler in Football
TheMerricat: Wait. no misread the chart. currently playing is 10k, peak was 90k
Barb4rian: That was a bad choice
TheMerricat: peak in the last 30 days was 34k
Rourke9:
genre is useful only as long as it is useful 
Angnor33: Love it.
ContingentCat: genre should be descriptive not prescriptive
GlennSeto: Like a language.
wedge_x: the purpose of a system is what genre it is
OldUncleDan: Champion of Sleep... Also perfectly describes my cat!
KharadBanar: Amogvs?
Spades_Slicc: Cameron you would be so good at reading the l33t 5p34k in homestuck
GlennSeto: @contingentcat Like a lot of labels we also use for people.
SquareDotCube: what is the concurrent users for this game currently?
TheMerricat: TBH, right now is NA times, and I don't see the majority of the players of an online soccer game to be NA players.
Rourke9: I feel that about taxonomies in general honestly.
v_nome: Steam says 11600 people are playing game
ContingentCat: @GlennSeto yeah I was trying to think of a clever way to say genre is like gender that way
TheMerricat: 5:50pm
GlennSeto: It's only 11 PM in Germany ... you should be fine.
Juliamon: well, txc2 just went to bed
bytecaster: Maybe we need to select a different matching region, we did set it to auto, which I assume optimizes for ping?
RockPusher: Grace Hopper
lenonn_2949: Grace Hooper\
GlennSeto: @contingentcat Or sexuality, relationship forms, yeah.
TehAmelie: idea: when you buy a game like this you should be given enough copies to distribute among your friends to fill a team
TehAmelie: or your audience in this case
RandomTrivia:
bytecaster: Topical
TheWooglie:
RockPusher:
RandomTrivia: Topical!
ContingentCat:
MWGNZ: o7
EvilBadman: Brex-can't
foolish_s4mwise: o7
RandomTrivia:
TehAmelie: you think you could make it as a professional athlete if you change your legal name to advocate a cause?
ContingentCat: do the thing!
GlennSeto: Cam, would you like to give us an elevator pitch for Death of Stalin?
KharadBanar: 1 foot is about 1 nanosecond
TheMerricat:
Around this time in Rocket League I would have already smashed my car and a few others at least three times. 
accountmadeforants: "UK government won't let me goon" is such a good fucking nickname
KharadBanar: 3e8 meters per second, so a meter is 3e-9ish seconds
GlennSeto: ominous
noSmokeFire: The Death of Stalin 2: Rasputin Strikes Back
ContingentCat:
that works
GlennSeto: I was planning to watch it eventually, just because you reference it a bunch.
TehAmelie: "The darkest comedy i've ever seen"
RatherLargeToad: did that guy just do a shoryuken?
RockPusher:
I just learned of https://www.titanicinquiry.org which seems right up Cameron's alley. I'm currently reading Marconi having to answer insipid questions from a US Senator
Kentosaurus: that's savage
accountmadeforants: So every single programmer was wearing those all-day-round I assume
KharadBanar: I assume that would be a microsecond, because a millisecond would be HEAVY
snowewolf: the Bill that has Gooner locked the UK comes in 4 part and only parts 1 and 2 are in effect - next year Banks and Socal Media are required to give the goverment their encryption codes
Barb4rian: Mercy rule? Dang, feels bad
KharadBanar: that's a million feet
TheWooglie: pink cowboy boots? nice
OldUncleDan: This feels strangely more approchable than Rocket League.
KharadBanar: 1 nanosecond ~ 1 foot, 1 microsecond = 300 meters, 1 millisecond = 300 kilometers
ContingentCat: literally
accountmadeforants: I do like how this is somehow Rocket League coming full circle
bytecaster: It is, that is why I always played goalie, and people often don't come back to defend
30teracyte: I'm beginning to think these people may not mean good job when they say good job
TehAmelie: 300 meters of copper wire does still seem like a lot to carry
TheMerricat: You can switch up who is goalie?
GlennSeto: Yeah, I feel bad for all the kids we tell to touch grass, just for a good number of them finding they're allergic.
KharadBanar: There are actual milliseconds of physical copper wire in some datacenters, to balance high-speed trading (so traders don't have to physically relocate next to the datacenters to get an advantage)
accountmadeforants: That's why he's the JOAT, the JOAAAT
OldUncleDan: I tried touching grass once... I broke out in hives!
RockPusher: 30teracyte are you telling me "UK government won't let me goon" might not be sincere‽
KharadBanar: * not copper wire, rather fiber
OldUncleDan: I thought you got a save?
GlennSeto: So are there speakeasies for gooners yet in London?
TehAmelie: we learned something from that, or so the game says
accountmadeforants: Maybe it's based on whether the ball would've actually gone in
ContingentCat: nice
TehAmelie: sweet
ContingentCat: I should probably do the same
e_bloc: petition to the Canadian government to let us goon
RockPusher:
Won't somebody thing of the CHILDREN, Cameron! 
GlennSeto: "The internet is turning all the kids into pedophiles ... somehow."
RockPusher: *think
bytecaster: I think our problem might be that our teammates are not dressing in proper EVA colors as well. It destroys team cohesion.
dumbo3k: What's the button to excessively feign an injury so that the other team gets a yellow card?
GlennSeto: @bytecaster Imagine playing completely in sync with a teammate.
TheMerricat:
This player paid for their taunt. They must be good.
accountmadeforants: One big benefit of Brexit for the EU is that there's one fewer voice advocating against basic privacy. (We've still got France and parts of Germany, but hey, it's progress.)
Barb4rian: F
EvilBadman: inconclusive
GlennSeto: @accountmadeforants I guess our rivers are also cleaner now, statistically.
TehAmelie: not that i think age verification does any good, but i heard about a way to do it that's so simple it's hard to believe that's not what the government does if it's honest about its interests
bytecaster: I want them to add a mode where on side is just a rocket league car but the other side is still 3 dudes
TheMerricat: So reading the steam discussions, it looks like this game had a moderately large playerbase when it was free in beta and lost about half that when it went live - partially blamed on the fact that it was supposed to be F2P but decided to go paid at the 'last minute'.
goombalax: @bytecaster they've done that in Fortnite
ContingentCat: nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
Barb4rian: Nice.
TheMerricat: And the online stat has just been dropping since.
TehAmelie: $30 is a lot more than 0
GlennSeto: @tehamelie The Met Police arrested how many senior citizen protestors on terrorism charges the other day?
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aerolend: @GlennSeto More than 0?
bytecaster: How does the handling of your ballsm'n feel so far? Is it satisfying, I feel like that would be a big part of this kind of game.
wolfskull7: Ive done something today ive never done b4. I watched Xiaomanyc's channel ALL day. like all day
GlennSeto: @aerolend quite a few more
TheMerricat: Cori mentioned the ball is very 'skicky' when you are in controll of it.
aerolend: @GlennSeto Jeopardy of jeopardy...
goombalax: From downtown!
Gekyouryuu: Cori, I'm not the most familiar with soccer. When does kamen rider gaim show up?
Laserbeaks_Fury:
This is just Rocket League with people instead of cars
aerolend:
@Laserbeaks_Fury 
Juliamon: Hydrate
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Spades_Slicc: I'll hang in if you don't mind
GlennSeto: Let's just pretend we all know what hanging out means, like sociable people.
accountmadeforants: I'll hang sideways if it's all the same.
TehAmelie: 1. the government makes a long list of codes that represent adult citizens. 2. a website can have this list on request. 3. a user can supply their code to verify their age. 4. no one has to give up their personal information to be online.
TheMerricat:
@aerolend Factually incorrect. Cori hasn't killed any other players by slamming into them or run sideways up the wall to hang from the ceiling.
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie This assumes the government cares about your privacy. (Also if you were to implement this route, you'd want some eID system to generate those codes per request, rather than having a single fixed code which could be used to identify/track you.)
Rourke9: delightful
RandomTrivia: I understand some of those words
PipeSmokingOwl: what was it?
Rourke9: I’m flying back home from a work trip in Amsterdam tomorrow morning and I’m already missing the chai latte at the local nice coffee shop 😭
PipeSmokingOwl: oh coffee lol...i didnt know what the base noun we were talking about was
accountmadeforants: (On that note, I kind of wish postal systems worked this way, where you generate a unique code for your address, and it's only translated to your actual address once it gets into the local postal system. I really don't want every random store knowing my address, but that ship has unfortunately long sailed.)
Barb4rian: Cow-gree?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So one other reason you might not be getting anything other than 3v3 players ATM is 6 hours ago the devs released a patch to the beta branch on steam that purported to 'fix netcode' issues, so the serious players might all be playing on the beta instead of the production branch.
BatDragonManDog: as a Calgarian, I tell people something different every time I'm asked how its pronounced
Juliamon: I don't think we *want* to be playing against the 'serious' players
PipeSmokingOwl: @BatDragonManDog well you are 4 animals in one...so understandable there would be a few
TheMerricat: Battle pass.
patrick_stonecrusher: Is that like how Midwesterners celebrate Forchuly?
KharadBanar: Wait, so they went paid and didn't remove the microtransaction shop?
RandomTrivia: Light text with dark border, works every time
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: that was some huge sacks of balls. how many balls can a footballer go through in a career?
TheMerricat:
@KharadBanar Of course not, it's a 'live service'. Gotta pay for the servers....
GlennSeto: Fortnite too
patrick_stonecrusher: I'm coining the term Fortlike
Invitare: WoW is a lot older than TF2
SquareDotCube: Warcraft was 2004, TF2 2006-2007
Spades_Slicc: I think there are more problems than that with fortnite
Invitare: I was going to say 2009
KharadBanar: Orange Box was 2007, wasn't it?
Invitare: but 2007 works too
GlennSeto: Nah, HL2 is like 2005
accountmadeforants: You're right, it's not 2006, it's 2007
KharadBanar: Original HL2 was 2004
ArloArts: is this the game of how to make ourselves feel old fast?
TheMerricat: "Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation in 2007. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. It was released in October 2007 as part of The Orange Box for Microsoft Windows and the Xbox 360, and was ported to the PlayStation 3 in December 2007."
SquareDotCube: 2006 if you include the betas
Jillexie: Time has no meaning.
LordZarano: 2003 was GameCube era
GlennSeto: Wind Waker was a lot flatter
PipeSmokingOwl: dc 13 2002
RandomTrivia:
PipeSmokingOwl: dec*
RandomTrivia:
Well yeah, the ocean is generally flat
Rourke9:
reminds me, my coworkers showed me Hackers the other night. got them all to groan by commenting that the movie is just a bit older than me
TheMerricat: "Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos is a high fantasy real-time strategy computer video game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment released in July 2002. It is the second sequel to Warcraft: Orcs & Humans, after Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, the third game set in the Warcraft fictional universe, and the first to be rendered in three dimensions. An expansion pack, The Frozen Throne, was released in July 2003."
TehAmelie: i got a DVD drive in order to play HL2. boy, that was long ago
GlennSeto: But still looks great today
SquareDotCube:
Ah, Wand of Gamelon!
patrick_stonecrusher: Time is a cube, every day has four days
KharadBanar: Phong Shading was the shiny new thing in TF2 if I remember correctly
lenonn_2949: Phong Shading is pretty old, certainly used in the demoscene in the 90s
GlennSeto: @tehamelie And you got a free Steam account to boot!
TheMerricat: "Cel shading, also known as toon shading or NPR (non-photorealistic rendering), emerged in the late 1990s, initially in Japanese anime films. The technique gained popularity with the rise of 3D rendering tools, particularly in video games. While not the first use of 3D rendering for animation, a Reddit thread notes The Great Mouse Detective (1986) used it to blend with traditional animation."
lenonn_2949: You could also do some interesting things with light, but unsurprisingly it was super expensive to calculate on those machines
TheMerricat: "However, the popular belief is that the first commercial use of cel shading in games was the 2000 Sega Dreamcast title, Jet Set Radio. "
patrick_stonecrusher: Phong was a character in ReBoot
EvilBadman: Easier to get 6 players so no one joins bigger ones and it perpetuates the 3v3 queue popping quicker
GlennSeto: Was Crazy Taxi not cel shaded?
KharadBanar: In this economy? With a homielessness epidemic going on?
accountmadeforants:
Honestly this just makes me wish real-life soccer just had random match making 
accountmadeforants: No professional teams, every one gets in a line and has to make do
GlennSeto: Damn
accountmadeforants: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: Aww
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SquareDotCube: oh your kid self would've loved the series after Beast Wars then
patrick_stonecrusher: Beast Wars same studio as ReBoot I believe
GlennSeto: Wonder if the creators of Gargoyles knew they were creating an entirely new subcategory of kink.
TheMerricat:
The Fisherman's Wife.
RandomTrivia:
EvilBadman: eve totally banged that snake, we all know this
GlennSeto: Heck, Nala's look in that one moment in Lion King alone...
accountmadeforants: Surely Greek and Mesopotamian myth had some monster fuckery
Gekyouryuu: Hell, just off Disney, beauty and the beast was before gargoyles
Rourke9: I mean. the Minotaur was created a certain way
RandomTrivia: Squares and rectangles
niccus: the harryhausen films
PipeSmokingOwl: large ven diagram overlap but not same
Kentosaurus: pretty sure that venn diagram is mostly circular
TheMerricat: I thought Furries _want_ to be the monsters, monster fuckers want to be WITH the monters?
patrick_stonecrusher: In one timeline a samurai faxed Abraham Lincoln a copy of Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
PipeSmokingOwl: @Kentosaurus and they come out at night...mostly
niccus: you're thinking of furry's monster
accountmadeforants: Funglecake fungled it in
Earthenone: so many women must have self inserted inth zues mythology
GlennSeto: @earthenone "I can fix him!"
farley_f: or Zeus self inserted into many women
ContingentCat: they do?
Gekyouryuu: I played soccer as a kid in PA
Flyingdelorion: LOL
accountmadeforants: Maybe it's just FIFA players who got sick of FIFA's pricing and microtransaction nonsense. (Or want another FIFA Street)
Spades_Slicc: If you won't play soccer in the rain do you even really like the game?
TehAmelie: i recall one of the oldest known stories in the world relates to a volcanic eruption in Australia some 35,000 years ago. the story involves a god spurting lava over everything. sure there's some erotic overtones there
SquareDotCube: ah, yes, curling. Totally not hockey
accountmadeforants: "Are you winning, kid? Why not?"
TehAmelie: toasty!
farley_f: I don’t know why but I just imagined playing cricket on ice
GlennSeto: @tehamelie "See, we didn't sacrifice anyone to the fiery mountain, those folks were INTO it."
Rourke9: good joke streamer
RandomTrivia:
baltimore_667083: that’s actually pretty accurate
GlennSeto: The spasms of a dying empire.
KharadBanar: "Oh no, a ball! DUCK!"
TehAmelie: my favorite conspiracy theory is that no one really knows the rules to cricket but everyone goes along with whoever sounds like they know what they talk about so as to not reveal their ignorance
GlennSeto: That sounds British af
accountmadeforants: This is what our world could look like if football matches only lasted a few minutes
RandomTrivia: I think about that frequently
EvilBadman: @accountmadeforants coincidentally, i keep watching bananaball due to its speed
GlennSeto: That's totally what the World Cup in Neom is gonna look like, even with the drastically reduced budget.
SquareDotCube: no rotating lasagnas
GlennSeto: Reality
GlennSeto: Luis Vuitton
baltimore_667083: I’ve heard it pronounced “hoyer” and just went with that
Juliamon: yeah I heard 'hoyer' too
baltimore_667083: oops! all TAG Heuer!
accountmadeforants: @EvilBadman Beach handball is 2 x 10 minutes (which makes sense because running on sand is tiring as fuck)
GlennSeto: Infinite money and all these dolts can imagine is another mall.
GlennSeto: And no, I wouldn't say this to MBS's face ... but I want to.
accountmadeforants: @GlennSeto In fairness, this isn't too different from most countries' ideas about infrastructure. (A bigger highway so I don't get stuck in traffic jams.)
RandomTrivia: GlennSeto Ah, you see, what they're imagining in another way to siphon even more infinite money from people who aren't them
baltimore_667083: again?
GlennSeto: Is this like a ritual now, to drive out the spirits of winter?
baltimore_667083: where’s VAR when you need it
TheAinMAP:
Wolfstrike_NL: We take those!
baltimore_667083:
baltimore_667083:
ok that’s worthy of a yellow
GlennSeto: @accountmadeforants I hear the Shinkansen is kind of an amazing experience all around.
baltimore_667083: try telling that to Anthony Taylor
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GlennSeto: That shoulder barely needed setting.
accountmadeforants: The biggest thing this communication system is missing is the ability to string Shazbot into every sentence.
GlennSeto: UT99 still plays really well.
GlennSeto: Murder or the penal system?
accountmadeforants: Yeah but what if we did a EuroVision Song Festival about it
Gekyouryuu: I feel like that player named Travis doesn't belong here. you Touchdown in the OTHER Football
RandomTrivia: It looks like excellent-quality trash
accountmadeforants: I feel like we at least need a double jump and an air dash
GlennSeto: Robot Jox is cute
Gekyouryuu: I saw Robot Jox as part of a Discord watchalong either earlier this year or last year
patrick_stonecrusher: Great stop motion
RandomTrivia: I do appreciate stop motion...
Gekyouryuu: Cameron, I respectfully disagree. the BEST closing shot of a movie is that scene where the guy very slowly and laboriously reveals a gun on a slider on his arm, slides it to his hand, shoots the villain, who explodes, and it freezes there with a text wall saying the guy then turned himself into the cops
Wolfstrike_NL:
GlennSeto: It's basically Rocky IV, right?
Kentosaurus: counterpoint: the crane shot at the end of the fugitive. so cathartic when he's proved his innocence.
Gekyouryuu: that's fair. I may need to rewatch that and refresh myself on the shot. I'm having a hard time picturing it atm
baltimore_667083: -glares at Bruno Fernandes-
Wolfstrike_NL: Our goalie had that ball in his hands outside his zone, before that 2-1 goal
SquareDotCube: to me that sounds like a cop-out of the Robocop ending scene
GlennSeto: oh no ... is this Dark Souls?
fiftymcnasty: I like this game, but I think it would be cool if you were a car instead
dutchmoose: What if a car but instead of wheels it had legs
RandomTrivia: @fiftymcnasty Cars playing football?! That's absurd, it will never catch on
fiftymcnasty: @RandomTrivia maybe if they could boost and do air tricks
GlennSeto: What if the car could jump real good?
HarmonisedMelody: Sorry, I got here late, does the game explain why we're playing without wheels?
RandomTrivia: @fiftymcnasty Now you're talking!
comrade_cards: Eyes on the prize, so to speak
baltimore_667083: or that
RandomTrivia: begninChamp
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia:
TheAinMAP:
HarmonisedMelody: Woo!
GlennSeto: GottaNut? Another Brit, eh?
Wolfstrike_NL: 00:01 on the clock goal
GlennSeto: Cycling my fluids was easier back when I was a car.
HarmonisedMelody: Pokemon TCG Coming back on Is This Your Card?
RandomTrivia: Surely that's *driving* your fluids?
RandomTrivia:
TehAmelie: makes me think of xkcd's ingenious and ridiculous idea of measuring the fuel efficiency of a car in area
GlennSeto: One of the samples in the menu music is eerily reminiscent of Fear and Hunger Termina
TehAmelie: as in, an average modern car uses around 0.1 square millimeters of gas
TehAmelie: (multiply by distance)
patrick_stonecrusher: Oh hey just thought of this. Anyone know if Checkpoint is gonna get hosted on a non YouTube site? Currently boycotting due to stuff
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie There are some really fun ways certain units cancel out. My most recent favourite was that one YouTube channel I follow was measuring GPU efficiency using "FPS per watt", but then they realized watt=joules per second, so they could cancel it out to Frames per Joule.
TehAmelie: ha
RandomTrivia:
That is amazing
accountmadeforants: (Also, once you figure out what a watt represents, watt-hours suddenly sound very silly.)
HarmonisedMelody: watt??
RandomTrivia: [Ba
TehAmelie: oboea?
KharadBanar: Oh, people play Dota and LoL ranked solo as well
HarmonisedMelody: NO! Cameron! Forbidden knowledge!
RandomTrivia:
KharadBanar: so it wouldn't surprise me if people soloed 5v5 here, especially if they hate themselves
accountmadeforants: You're telling me that wasn't already a recording of heaven?
accountmadeforants:
Ronaldo? From Fatal Fury? 
KharadBanar: I'm assuming all the other respondents to "Could you take a werewolf" frequent AO3
TehAmelie: tumblr does like werevolves. surely we've all seen that post about the pineapple in a hydraulic press?
accountmadeforants: 2020
KharadBanar: SC2 was 2010
GlennSeto: What cable does it use?
theambivalentagender: I used my Note 8 until the screen was literally cutting my hand open at work.
comrade_cards: Very very frightening
e_bloc: Chromeo was my first concert
accountmadeforants: So you've held on to your phone just as long as I did. (I just went from the Samsung Fold2 to the Fold7. Turns out technology did in fact progress a lot, damn.)
theambivalentagender: I "upgraded" to a refurbished S21
TheAinMAP:
Mai_Andra: ♪ Very Very Frightening ♪
e_bloc: that was in fact some fancy footwork
accountmadeforants: People don't score goals, balls score goals.
Mai_Andra:
My brain was saying "Ah, yes... the elusive Yellow Mario"
TehAmelie: that victory pose was like a soccer version of a dragon punch, without hands
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, it was a soccer ball. A bicycle has two wheels.
TehAmelie: *putting on thinking hat* is a ball a wheel?
TehAmelie: it has to touch the inside of the net you know
LordZarano: It would be nice if the ball was bigger
TehAmelie: well, or the ground inside the goal
TehAmelie: mid-air saves are the coolest imo
LibraryWitchKei: @LordZarano And if the people were replaced with vehicles
e_bloc: it has to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie As some sports have established that balls don't have to be spheres, we can safely call everything a ball.
TehAmelie: oh no
toady0s: any chance y'all would play the new rimworld expansion?
e_bloc: as someone who has played a medium amount of rimworld (500ish hours) I fear change
toady0s: yeah. it came out last month i think?
accountmadeforants:
toady0s: @e_bloc it's pretty fun
GlennSeto: Did you ever do like a compare & contrast of Cities Skylines 1&2?
e_bloc: @toady0s I have no doubt. the problem is that might lead to another 500 hours
HarmonisedMelody:
ghyllnox: @e_bloc Not as much content as Save our Ship 2 but fewer bugs
ghyllnox: The time sink is real though
TehAmelie: so the top list of requested features has to be 3) comically huge ball, 2) rocket legs, 1) let the players kiss
ghyllnox: If anything it might be a little long for a 3-hour LRR timeslot
GlennSeto: ewww
Neddy471: They're just styling now.
accountmadeforants: @GlennSeto Did Cities Skylines ever figure out public transit and cycling or is it still just American Highway and Suburb simulator?
ghyllnox: Wat
ghyllnox: Fuck
Neddy471: If you have a tolerance for a non-zero number of Nazis in the fanbase, you can try HOI4.
e_bloc: I would have to know more about it at that point
GlennSeto: still icky
farley_f: if we are talking strategy I would love to see Alpha Centauri on talking sim
kdefinition: I just don't think there's any baby in this bathwater.
Invitare: they built an AI, with the VA in question, then used that model to create the lines, and paid the VA for each line they created
accountmadeforants: That seems reasonable enough, we've just started calling it AI. but voicebanks and trained voice readers have been a thing for ages. (E.g., Siri)
kdefinition: In fact, I don't know why we drew this bath at all.
Anubis169: remember, it's not Artificial Intelligence (AI), it's the Plagiarised Information Synthesis System (PISS)
e_bloc: that seems like it could easily be abused
shendaras: If they went to that trouble why not just pay the VA directly to record things?
Invitare: it's odd, but they specifically wanted it to be artificial sounding
Neddy471: @Anubis169 Based.
vinewood_og: "Slavery with extra steps"
Invitare: of course they could have just done that
Invitare: the AI is unnecessary
ghyllnox: If the AI was created solely with content that was purchased with consent of all parties I'm much more inclined to be in support
kdefinition: I feel very icky. Just pay the VAs for specific lines.
cosarprime: @Invitare Could be a scheduling/timing thing.
Invitare: though that said, I'm fairly certain they've used AI images for new profile pics
Boiler_bot: Just have the VA perform, yeah.
Neddy471: @shendaras Honestly? There is an issue regarding availability, scheduling, and anticipating possible lines (and updating them).
e_bloc: it's like they say 'those who can, do. those who can't, simulate.
Neddy471: @ghyllnox The problem is that AI - as it currently works - is basically destroying the world because of the heat and waste resulting from its data centers.
GlennSeto: 11v11
Mai_Andra: Sometimes, you want gamified games... (NBA Jam, NHL Hitz...)
Neddy471: Is "Endless Space" any good?
Neddy471: @Mai_Andra I still love NBA Jam. I might have spent an entire Fraternity getaway in College playing that with my bros (losing constantly, but still loving it).
Anubis169: I miss rocket league...
LordZarano: To go back to the Orange Box, Ellen McLain did a fantastic job as GLaDOS
accountmadeforants: It's Rocket League come full circle
Gekyouryuu: is this Overwatch-less Lucio Ball?
GlennSeto: Doesn't Homeworld still get a lotta love as a series?
accountmadeforants: Or FIFA Street, whichever you prefer (though I think that still let you control a whole team?)
e_bloc: rocket league = cars plus soccer. rematch = rocket league minus cars. QED
Mai_Andra: I still haven't played Stellaris, but I have spent many, many hours in "Endless Space"
KharadBanar: Rocket League is QWOP in comparison to this
accountmadeforants: I do already prefer the viewing experience of this over Rocket League, for sure
e_bloc: that's precisely why I call it football
Mai_Andra: "Everyone." <Gary Oldman normal speaking voice with no emphasis.>
Phosfur:
I mean, the British called it Soccer first, America just missed the update memo
GlennSeto: I sometimes call it soccer as a European, simply because the web is very America-centric.
Anubis169:
GlennSeto: That's precisely why i call it football
accountmadeforants:
@GlennSeto Same here. (But I'll also never call American Football simply Football. Gotta be specific )
e_bloc: true. in real games, players might play 30 or 60 minutes at pre-designate breaks. still just the amount of ground covered in a game, even by those who rarely have the ball is insane
e_bloc: technically not too late
Anubis169:
Anubis169: wat
niccus: you did say you wanted a new strategy game, so there's Football, Tactics & Glory to check out
niccus: "XCOM meets Football Manager"
GlennSeto: Provincial common miners coming to market?
e_bloc: NGL with invasion-age MTG packs, I would definitely feel packs because I believed the foils were thicker. but never more than like a dozen in an open display
Anubis169: mainly because Football and Rugby etc are tackling sports, American Football is a collision sport
KharadBanar: Blood Bowl is also kind of that, but Warhams
Kentosaurus: don't forget the clipboard
Anubis169: Blood Bowl was kickass
Anubis169: 2 is my fave
Anubis169: 3 was ok but 2 has the sass
GlennSeto: Does the grim future have any sports?
ExitPursuedByABear: Quarterbacks have a decent degree of decision-making to handle as well. But the strategies and counter-strategies of play calling in American Football is legimately very compelling imo
KharadBanar: @e_bloc Potentially yes, actually
accountmadeforants: OH, that's what those guys at the post/tobacco shop were doing.
Mai_Andra: There was even a second video game. They called it "Blood Bowl... 2"
Anubis169: so Shadowrun?
OldUncleDan: Necromunda! Eschers for life!
Metric_Furlong: world up!
GlennSeto: Is it a 40k hive?
TehAmelie: remember when trains were invented, people were convinced going at such ungodly speeds at 10-15 kmph would cause fainting, brain damage and death
ExitPursuedByABear: The 'scale' of Necromunda is the the same as Rogue Trader??? (outsider persepctive)
Metric_Furlong: not with that attitude
Juliamon: oh wow, yeah, that cover says so much
Anubis169: x_x
Anubis169: i wanna play now
MWGNZ: found, not founded
GlennSeto: Yeah, dark age of technology era.
TheMerricat: "With the world population growing at a more moderate 1% per year, there would be a trillion people alive in around the year 2500."
putz12a: Hive Worlds are like Coruscant in Star Wars - Levels upon levels upon levels of city covering the entire planet
Anubis169: I'd pay to see how that world would support itself
Boiler_bot: Folks seem to forget there are meant to be many non-Imperium or barely-Imperium human worlds in 40K
accountmadeforants: Outside looking in, the Imperium has sounded like very much a MechWarrior thing, where nobody has invented anything in ages, they're just finding old tech that still works
putz12a: Nobody has seen actual "land" on those planets in millenia
TheMerricat:
They do mention, the earth couldn't really HANDLE that many. Just that if you have a consistent 1% growth rate forever with no other limiters.
cosarprime: "what do you mean 'corpse starch'"
DoctorHutch: It feels totally bonkers to imagine a population would grow at a steady 1% per year
GlennSeto: Eh, they have a caste system for exactly that reason.
Anubis169: fork knife?
e_bloc: I like problems with their own built in solution
Driosenth: 40K-Pop?
Metric_Furlong: for some mysterious, unexplained reason
Boiler_bot: Gue'vesa Kill Team when?
MWGNZ: mr blobby
Anubis169: what if they bring in... the token extras who you don't have to pay rights to use their face? like everybody does?
Mai_Andra: Gue'vesa Kris Tal
GlennSeto: Pinhead with knee-high soccer socks under his goth skirt?
MWGNZ: teletubbies
e_bloc: Fortnite sponsored by Brat Girl summer 2
EvilBadman: That reminds me I need to send the "is this in COD or Fortnite" quiz to Graham
Metric_Furlong: licensed skins of real-world athletes but *only* the ones who play a different sport
Mai_Andra: ♪ Bumpin' That ♪
RandomTrivia: Shots fired at a LOT of things
Anubis169: Mai_Andra: LOL
TheMerricat: This is a naive question chat, almost all the 'famous' horror movie characters I know of are based in NA grounded films. Outside of folklore, are there famous non-NA based horror characters out there that 'everyone' knows about
accountmadeforants: EA exec: "We'll see about that..."
Anubis169: TheMerricat: Jack The Ripper
Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat Dracula
Metric_Furlong: ?
KharadBanar: The Minajerie
TheMerricat:
Yes, I'm naive. I forgot about them, and just as I hit enter I remembered The Ring and The Grudge.
Boiler_bot: Robotech Battlecry?
OldUncleDan:
A Macross game? That'd be great! We could call it Battletech!
e_bloc: I mean if I can listen to WAP in game, I'm for it
Wolfstrike_NL: For bf6, their game also doesn't need to be 100 dollars for the same generic game they have put out 15 times or something now. (:
TehAmelie: hmm, Godzilla is a monster, but is he in any horror movies?
Gekyouryuu: I think the only Macross I've seen is Macross+, with Brian Cranston playing the male lead
Anubis169: TheMerricat: Mary Shelley was english, Frankenstein i think was... Swiss?
Invitare: M'cross
e_bloc: the thing is if you see the southern cross for the first time, you'll understand just why you came that way
Boiler_bot: Macross is good, a lot of the same plot largely compared to Robotech until a point...
Blip2004: Macross+ was one of the first anime I saw.
GlennSeto: *tips hat* M'cross
TehAmelie: that sounds like something Gurren Lagann would do
TheMerricat: gurren lagann wishes to have words.
ExitPursuedByABear: That sounds rad
Blip2004: I dunno, Frontier got pretty stupid in the end
RandomTrivia:
I think I remember that game on Rhythm Cafe...
Mai_Andra: ♪ Silver Hawks~ ♪
Krektogar: that's stupid, you can pilot a mech without a bassist
e_bloc: obviously war is just a rhythm game
Krektogar: *can't
Metric_Furlong: as you do
Anubis169: wait so his steering and thrust rely on him having pitch perfect enunciation!?
Anubis169: what happens if he gets a cold?
GlennSeto: I've met that LARP character.
Blip2004: 747 is like 60 years old
GlennSeto: Danger Zone starts playing.
TehAmelie: do they make Transformer noises?
Gekyouryuu: one of my favorite Macross things I've seen was a TvTropes thing discussing how Earth being destroyed spared the rest of the species in the universe from the existential horror of knowing every single species on Earth had their own kinds of singing
Metric_Furlong: those sound like they could malfunction is spectacular ways
RandomTrivia: The Osprey?
Gekyouryuu: Jetfire
e_bloc: no one wants to die alone
putz12a: Skyfire was the cartoon version of Jetfire. Harmony Gold went on a copyright rampage
putz12a: So they had to redesign him entirely
ShaneLeeAtk: Omega Supreme
GlennSeto: Partial to Megatron
Chronomagistrate: Soundwave
e_bloc: Slicer
TheMerricat: "In the Transformers universe, "Skyfire" and "Jetfire" refer to the same character, but the name change was due to copyright and legal issues related to the original toy's design. The toy was initially based on the Macross Valkyrie design, and Hasbro, needing to avoid potential lawsuits, renamed the character "Skyfire" for the animated series. "
MWGNZ:
i note no one is saying rodimus prime
putz12a: Silverbolt, the leader of the Aerialbots, was scared of heights
TehAmelie: i like Dinobot, of the Dinobots
Boiler_bot: The Coneheads akaThrust, Dirge and Ramjet are my faves.
e_bloc: yeah, sounds identical to rocket league
Aceviru: Enjoyed the talk 😁
TheMerricat:
This is why you turn off chat. Unless it's Twitch Chat.
Metric_Furlong: long, long, game
NotCainNorAbel: I can prove it mathematically, the math is messy but it can be done
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, the side mission
Mazrae: Christopher Sabat is the narrator
e_bloc: considering you typically only play a game once, is this the short-game, long-game block
Juliamon: just have a cheeky little side-mission of being a god-worm
ContingentCat: it was really good
TehAmelie: it's fun to switch things up. or maybe that's just me. certainly it was just me at the family dinner table
RandomTrivia:
Mai_Andra:
Oh, no... today is still not Friday... 
Kentosaurus: old man yells at clouds
e_bloc: call me crazy, but I think people should be able to play magic however they like
Juliamon: G&P
EvilBadman: I thought bird game was Graham and Paul
Juliamon: continuing their 'co-op bird game' thing
RandomTrivia: I'm really enjoying the rotating cast on Send Codes, really adds to the chaotic "never know what might happen" vibe
Metric_Furlong:
GPLP is back, bay-bee!
LordZarano: Kurzgesagt, did I get it right? (from memory)
Anubis169: Good morning
Anubis169:
EvilBadman: Discover Paul's favorite cereal
ContingentCat: it's a good time
TheMerricat: X
TheMerricat:
trolltan: oh god lol
RandomTrivia:
wedge_x: sick
MrSarkhan:
pn55:
trolltan: my kind of comedy show tbh
Metric_Furlong: also they're playing Horrified
Neddy471: CO is a "hallucinogen" in the same way that "death" is an anesthetic.
Spades_Slicc: tttsf?
Ashmantle:
Metric_Furlong: @Spades_Slicc Tinker Tailor Solder Fry
TheAinMAP:
Spades_Slicc: ah
RandomTrivia:
Thanks for the stream, Cam & Cori!
ContingentCat:
Thanks Cam and Cori
TheMerricat:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Anubis169:
baaaaai 
Spades_Slicc: @Neddy471 I don't believe that Colorodo is at all a hallucinogne
Aceviru: o/
Metric_Furlong: retroactive mod powers, it's so they can ban people back in 2015
Spades_Slicc: colorado
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
Neddy471: @Spades_Slicc Okay, that's clever.
TehAmelie: ooh, David Zucker doesn't like the new Naked Gun. now i gotta see it
TehAmelie: to find out whether or not he's lost it, you understand
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