TehAmelie: actually, let's replace Monopoly with a simple board game where you maybe just go around the board and try to draw cards
TehAmelie: from a shared deck of special cards you then get to cast for free. they could be whatever the players find funny
TehAmelie: "what? i think Scheherazad is super funny"
TehAmelie: 25 years or more and i have no idea how MtG spells Shaharazade
TehAmelie: Sharazad would be good enough for me
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ihlendrax: …the rest of…?
RockPusher: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #7556: ""Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."" —Wheeler and Ian [2021-04-03]
ihlendrax: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #6780: ""My guess is cloaca." "You always say that!"" —Ian and Heather
Earthenone:
TehAmelie:
RockPusher: !findquote signal
LRRbot: Quote #8806: "My brain sends signals to the squishy bits and I go up and down." —Cori [2023-11-15]
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Aceviru: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d draft.
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TehAmelie: hello!
DoodlestheGreat: HEWWO
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Dog_of_Myth: Made it in space time
NotCainNorAbel: four suits?
dannycabby: 5 sooth
RatherLargeToad: Four Sooth Player draft
TehAmelie: it is forsoothed
Fruan: The was the most unhinged stream in a WHILE
idontgetmyrealname: i have been soothed in the fore
FoxesinBoxes92: So excited to go to SPACE!
fcloud: every stream has to start with "you can't order spider-man yet"
NotCainNorAbel: It is very complicated. A) instead of picking 1 card you pick 2 cards. B ) ummmm listen it is complicated
pleonasticTautology: they do, but it's $pricy
DoodlestheGreat: Are there still pins?
QuixoticScrivener: wake me up when Lorwyn
pleonasticTautology:
there are still pins and the pin is "it's about a 7" 
100
idontgetmyrealname: @QuixoticScrivener see you in about 5 months
Fruan: I just got a "Make them have it" button yesterday.
Fruan: The button was dented because the postal service had it.
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Aceviru: @Fruan That was the previous one
NotCainNorAbel: I saw that picture, impressive dent
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Fruan: I am in New Zealand, so it might just have been slow getting here.
pleonasticTautology:
i get my orders from mox directly because i'm in seattle 100
NotCainNorAbel: I'm confused
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RatherLargeToad: Rule 4: If you die in the draft, you die in real life!
pleonasticTautology: @NotCainNorAbel i get mine faster than @fruan's because i live in seattle and pick it up from the storefront card kingdom owns/runs
pleonasticTautology: so instead of involving the mail, i just... take the bus
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RockPusher: I recommending choosing good cards
Earthenone: pick the rareest card, they sort it to the back james
Fruan: @pleonasticTautology Yeah, it sounds like we're on exactly opposite ends of delivery speed.
circusofkirkus: draft UG
circusofkirkus: that's the strategy
Dog_of_Myth: UB is also good I've found
NotCainNorAbel: @pleonasticTautology oh, I was having two conversations with myself. I also got the 'make them have it button but it was last week or so' and then I was confused about the rules.
pleonasticTautology: @Fruan yeah; i got "make them have it" a week ago! so i think it's a recent progression
fcloud: gdi paul you got me
fcloud: can you fit "we cant all make good decisions" on a one-inch button
TehAmelie: every decision was not the correct one, nor made for the right reason. that's how you avoid tragedy, right
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: lol
RockPusher:
Fruan CK's fast shipping has met its match in us being a pimple on the butt of the Earth 
lamina5432: chicken race
fcloud: nelly picking one twice will also work
pleonasticTautology: @RockPusher y'all have The Beths though
RockPusher:
pleonasticTautology much like our birds, our music acts evolve differently without the usual pressures
TehAmelie: stick with your colors, like white on rice!
LathosTiran: fire smaller pods, faster
pleonasticTautology: @RockPusher true! also i'm seeing The Beths in november here
RockPusher:
pleonasticTautology they're migratory! 
pleonasticTautology: if it's pick 2, is it a lane or a stroad
TehAmelie: multi-lane drifting!
Earthenone: the idea here being it is orders of magnitude easier to get 4 people together than 8
Fruan: Only needing 4 people is a large enough upside to cover a multitude of downsides.
pleonasticTautology: @TehAmelie deja vu!
KaleidoscopeMind: finish.. a commander game... early?? sounds improbable
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
shasra: is it still 3 packs per person?
Bruceski: yes
fcloud: rofl in advance. a prophylactic rofl
bytecaster: Always rofl before you copter
Earthenone:
3 packs per person unless james decides to throw in a colecter boosite after pack 3 again 
johnnylongtorso: roflactic
RockPusher: I rofled my lmao once. Haven't been able to walk the same since
TehAmelie: a 4 player game that happens is almost invariably more interesting than an 8 player game that doesn't happen cause someone's busy
shendaras: play commander and simultaneously draft
pleonasticTautology: @fcloud proflactic
JinaMahavira: I thought Adam was going to be on tonight
bytecaster: Sealed is just pick 15 draft with twice the boosters
bytecaster: send tweet
circusofkirkus: but the biomechan is so good
Spades_Slicc: Go outside and appreciate your local Biome-Chan
bytecaster: @Spades_Slicc It is nice to visit the outside waifu
Artificer_Evan: oh right! I still have a gift sub from the sub-a-thon. I should watch more streams while that lasts
Bruceski: Murmuring Bosk-Chan
fcloud: touch grass... with consent ofc
TehAmelie: not right now, though
johnnylongtorso: where we're going, we won't need wheels
bytecaster: shiny chan
RockPusher: Chat is sitting in the splash zone
RockPusher: Hope we remembered our raincoats
Dog_of_Myth:
bytecaster: Narrator: It will get her again
fcloud: don't worry, about a thing // cause in pick 2, they can't pivot in time~~
TehAmelie: one advantage of pick two: you can pivot in the middle of picking
bytecaster: I quite enjoy this limited format
goombalax: says it won't get her again, passes it
fcloud:
@chat, did talking simulator ever play citizel sleeper 
TehAmelie: they did
fcloud: * citizen
fcloud:
ok ty @TehAmelie 
definenull: Still be going through the sponsors
bytecaster: I just today stationed the white planet and then outvalued my opponent out of the universe
TehAmelie: it's on youtube
johnnylongtorso: once bitten, twice shy
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
bytecaster: In the TikTok age, nobody has the attention span for a full draft anymore
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
LRRbot: Cryoshatter [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −5/−0. / When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.
LRRbot: Lumen-Class Frigate [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/5] | Station / STATION 2+ / Other creatures you control get +1/+1. / STATION 12+ / Flying, lifelink
LRRbot: Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [20/20] | Station / STATION 10+ / Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / STATION 20+ / Flying
Earthenone: such strong signal reading
bytecaster: Drift compatible!
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
johnnylongtorso: Spider-Man set's not out yet, you can't do the meme
Chesul: Drift compatible oddly enough is Draft incompatible.
fcloud: no, YOU can't do the meme
LRRbot: Beamsaw Prospector [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a Lander token.
LRRbot: Elegy Acolyte [2BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
bytecaster: Elegy Acolyte is pretty darn strong
LRRbot: Pinnacle Emissary [1UR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." / Warp {U/R}
LRRbot: Mm'menon, Uthros Exile [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Bruceski: Spiderman pointing at Spiderman
RatherLargeToad: Doo doo doodoodoo!
bytecaster: So how does signal reading work in pick 2?
superdude097: @Bruceski No that's next set
Earthenone: so piviot to 2hg cori and cam vs james and nelson?
TehAmelie: i like that the 100 damage Dawnsire does is by diverting its cannons in between charging them for its primary attack
QuixoticScrivener: me building commander decks: “why have one good Izzet deck, when I can have two mediocre Izzet decks?”
LRRbot: Exosuit Savior [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Bugberry: The 4/2 is surprisingly good.
LRRbot: Chorale of the Void [3B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put target creature card from defending player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking. / Void — At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this Aura unless a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
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bytecaster: You gotta keep the void up
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
bytecaster: Splash for Lobster?
Bugberry: Citizen Snips
korvys: A shrimp fried that rice?
LRRbot: Space-Time Anomaly [2WU] | Sorcery | Target player mills cards equal to your life total.
RatherLargeToad: That lobster can vote
TehAmelie: i only wish they could have made it Citizen Lobster
lamina5432: also makes food combo more viable
johnnylongtorso: need a 2-drop? why not Ragost?
Cptasparagus: your lucky day, thats not a time space anomaly, its a space time anomaly!
felrender: the Dom Mayer version of that lobster is gorgeous, too
bytecaster: I wonder what my typeline is
bytecaster: Mouth
Fruan: M O U T H
RockPusher: Mouth
bo_brinkman: @johnnylongtorso Yes, good.
definenull: MOUTH
TehAmelie: mouf
bytecaster: I remember Mouth
pleonasticTautology: m o u t h
LRRbot: Mouth of the Storm [6U] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Flying / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −3/−0 until your next turn.
bytecaster: 30 minutes, not bad
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bo_brinkman: I do wish Ragost had more Zoidberg flavor in mechanics, because I'd love to make a Zoidberg commander deck...
Aceviru: Wait for the Futurama crossover
Earthenone: im sure futurama will crossover soon
Earthenone: and he will have the doctor subtype so you can play him as a dr who comander
pleonasticTautology: @bo_brinkman "now zoidberg's the popular one!" "yes, let's all attack zoidberg"
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TehAmelie: maybe they'll have to make a Fremulon creature type for Zoidberg
TehAmelie: (not a doctor, ssh)
RockPusher: so we've determined Zoidberg is a lobster doctor with "All creatures must attack Zoidberg if able" ?
pleonasticTautology: @RockPusher also he's izzet, because zoidberg-b is blue
pleonasticTautology: also zoidberg is a decapodian
BrowneePointz: Alien Lobster Doctor
TehAmelie: a Planeswalker with Lure, that could be something
pleonasticTautology: @TehAmelie lrr is from omicron persei 8
superdude097: Mic 5
Earthenone: i wonder what they will call him if futurama makes them file off the serial numbers like spiderman did, homarid humorist?
Natedogg2: Words have meaning?
BrowneePointz: 0: this planeswalker becomes a 0/1 indestructible creature with “All creatures must block this creature if able”
RockPusher: Four‽ Never heard of it.
elitebook8967: hello
Kentosaurus: why not zoidberg?
gualdhar: wow Chat, can't believe you're like that
bo_brinkman:
We just *want* Zoidberg. We know. 
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: Cameron? are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice
comrade_cards: And ragost is clearly a shrimp (rock lobster), not a real lonster
RockPusher: Admiral Snackbar (Ret.)
pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz the miku song?
mrjujubeans: he prefers themed snacks
johnnylongtorso: @comrade_cards there goes a narwhal!
LRRbot: Lumen-Class Frigate [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/5] | Station / STATION 2+ / Other creatures you control get +1/+1. / STATION 12+ / Flying, lifelink
Hrrisn:
theamc2000: nnnnmnnnn yea
Kentosaurus: vanta black card sleeves
definenull: Stelf
fcloud: look at me. now look at the screen. now look at me
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
Aceviru: were izzet? Yes
LRRbot: Haliya, Guided by Light [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn. / Warp {W}
LRRbot: Beamsaw Prospector [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a Lander token.
RockPusher: Cameron's library is a black hole. Draws cards through Hawking radiation
Diabore: but right now its an anthem
theamc2000: should it be 6?
elitebook8967: wouldn’t it be six because the ship buffs
Earthenone: cant you station for more if you do them in order instad of simultaniously?
LRRbot: Selfcraft Mechan [3U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [3/4] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and draw a card.
Natedogg2: Isn't that for 6, since your creatures get +1/+1 after the first station ability resolves?
Diabore: @Earthenone has to be in order, nelly just under stationed
Kezzig_: station for 6 no?
Diabore: sorcery
Diabore: we all got there together
Natedogg2: I'm just somebody you can count(er) on.
LoadingReadyRun: Selfcare Mechan is important
singinnonsense: it becomes a real boy
adept_nekomancer: I see Cameron's deck name and my brain can't help but read "Synthenticles"
e_bloc: this seems fair
LRRbot: Thaumaton Torpedo [1] | Artifact | {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you attacked with a Spacecraft this turn.
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
LRRbot: Entropic Battlecruiser [3B] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/10] | Station / STATION 1+ / Whenever an opponent discards a card, they lose 3 life. / STATION 8+ / Flying, deathtouch / Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, each opponent discards a card. Each opponent who doesn't loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
Earthenone: the classic matchup izzet commons vs orzhov rares
bo_brinkman: Did Cam just discard? So Entropic cruiser trigger?
Seventy111: cam loses 3 for discarding, I believe
TehAmelie: a little weird how that torpedo just floats around until a spaceship can launch it (or you pay the full cost to launch it from base?)
e_bloc: I'm trying to think of how many months off of my life i would give to always go first. maybe like two
raulghoulia: I never learned to read
e_bloc: and they are new and the same space has been reused in your brain for both spiderman and avatar spoilers
LRRbot: Entropic Battlecruiser [3B] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/10] | Station / STATION 1+ / Whenever an opponent discards a card, they lose 3 life. / STATION 8+ / Flying, deathtouch / Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, each opponent discards a card. Each opponent who doesn't loses 3 life.
definenull: uh oh
elitebook8967: jeez
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Seventy111: I would be tilted to the moon playing vs Nelly here, cast a rare turns 2-5 😂
Forlorgen: Camerons experience is me drafting on arena
definenull: It's cute
johnnylongtorso: more like Lord Nelson with all these ships
LRRbot: Skystinger [2G] | Creature — Insect Warrior [3/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +5/+0 until end of turn.
Diabore: not a reprint iitrc
TehAmelie: the Kav takes their air defense seriously
elitebook8967: it’s a thing some spiders do
Diabore: everything could be slivers
gualdhar: Sliverization comes for us all
RatherLargeToad:
They could have all been frogs, too 
TehAmelie: in this setting, slivers are just movie monsters as far as people know
TehAmelie: (i love that bit)
Aceviru: We could've had all eldrazi
adept_nekomancer: @gualdhar So does this make "Crab Sliver" the final destination for evolution?
RatherLargeToad: All sentient Brushwags
BrowneePointz: James just isn't lucky enough to enjoy Sealed
BrowneePointz: only pulls rare lands
LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
raulghoulia: if theres Spier-man stories I hope he goes to see an Alien movie and the xenomorphs are slivers
gualdhar: @adept_nekomancer no, slivers carcinize into Hedron Crab
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
LRRbot: Dockworker Drone [1W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
LRRbot: Comet Crawler [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: All-Fates Scroll [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
sporkraptor: Space Silverfish
LRRbot: Lumen-Class Frigate [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/5] | Station / STATION 2+ / Other creatures you control get +1/+1. / STATION 12+ / Flying, lifelink
Chartle: fri-get about it
e_bloc: Comet Crawler? is it finally time for the prog rock era Genesis crossover set
LRRbot: Knight Luminary [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
BrowneePointz: Wouldn't a Comet Crawler be a Flea?
Chartle:
by god that spacecraft has 80 charge counters 
TehAmelie: so overcrowded
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johnnylongtorso: @e_bloc Giant Hogweed, the new Craterhoof
LRRbot: Illvoi Light Jammer [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains hexproof until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {3}
e_bloc: @johnnylongtorso you could not make a secret lair I would snap buy faster
LRRbot: Wedgelight Rammer [3W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/4] | When this Spacecraft enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / Station / STATION 9+ / Flying, first strike
BrowneePointz: What did you call me!?
e_bloc: most payment processors won't let you buy a wedgelight rammer
TehAmelie: ah, Space Ships, my favorite Troy & Abed thing
BrowneePointz: Oh yea Graham used that on his Anticausal Vestige to get Trample from a Drix and relieve it from a Cryogen Relic Freeze for Lethal Nelly
BrowneePointz: Bio Burst is REAL
ContingentCat: it's like he's in the room
Mr_Horrible: I'm sorry but "Wedgelight Rammer" still sounds like a sci-fi slur to me
Mr_Horrible: like someone would call me it and my monocle would pop off
LRRbot: Auxiliary Boosters [4W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has flying. / Equip {3}
NonchalantAvenger: BW seems really strong in this set
Diabore: that feels like how my UR drafts usually goes
BrowneePointz: It's also a new format with a slightly different skillset needed vis-a-vis reading signals
e_bloc: therefore, pick-2 draft needs a sixth color
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 5 colors do not divide well among 4 players.
Bugberry: I wonder what sets are better at accommodating this.
345tom: I feel like 3 colour sets might be better at this?
e_bloc: okay hear me out. 3 packs of Torment, pick-2 draft
BrowneePointz: we shall see with Spider-Man
NonchalantAvenger: 3 colors seems much better suited for this format
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BrowneePointz: since Spider-man was designed around pick 2
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc 7 mono-black drafters and 1 4-color drafter
TehAmelie: clearly, the metastrats will converge on forcing five colors
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible well only 4 drafters but valid
Mr_Horrible:
@e_bloc oh, right, doi 
silv3r_54: "designed"
e_bloc: pick-2 draft but you have to reveal your draft picks after the first 8 cards
BrowneePointz: @silv3r_54 directly from MaRo's math
BrowneePointz: mouth*
silv3r_54: oh I know he said it, but I have my doubts on when they decided to design the set around it
Bugberry: Maybe a set with lots of hybrid costs would be better, like Shadowmoor, or maybe Khans with Morph.
NonchalantAvenger: can't b more than a year after they saw AC debucle
DeM0nFiRe: Bye Nelson
Dog_of_Myth: Bye Nelson
pleonasticTautology: bye nelson!
Mr_Horrible: farewellson nelson
oneala: bye Nelly!
elitebook8967: Bye Nelson
Molator:
Mr_Horrible: funky beat for an intermission
Aceviru: @Bugberry That's part of the Spider-Man set. Hybrid costs and mono colored with other colors worked into the double side/activated ability
e_bloc: I dunno, maybe the solution is pick-2 rochester draft
silv3r_54: AlienDance
TehAmelie: me, i'm hoping for a return of Worldknit. not the actual Conspiracy card i guess but the effect could be implemented some way
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TehAmelie: all your mana counts as mana of any color, but you have to put every card you draft in your deck
Mr_Horrible: yeah, could be interesting to see how just a universal rule like that would fare in a draft format where you're afforded more pick focus
Earthenone: maybe that could be an overarching rule for a limited inviroment, i remember yugioh did a similar thing where for the purposes of the draft all monsters were all monster types
Mr_Horrible: if it's picking 2 edges of eternity, does that mean you're picking a corner of eternity?
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Mr_Horrible: I guess the edges don't have to be contiguous
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
johnnylongtorso: maybe it's an edge of two different eternities
LRRbot: Thawbringer [2G] | Creature — Insect Scout [4/2] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
InfiniTokens: @johnnylongtorso What is a multitude of eternities called? Eterniti?
LRRbot: Pinnacle Emissary [1UR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." / Warp {U/R}
Earthenone: it was probobly a 1/2 until they realized how it interacted with the drone tokens
adept_nekomancer: Deflects energy blasts, has same power and toughness as a housecat
TehAmelie: eternix?
Spades_Slicc: Cameron if it had 2 toughness it could take the energy blast, it wouldn't need to deflect
LRRbot: Kavaron Harrier [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
TehAmelie: eternitix, rather
Mr_Horrible: jackal pup killed me so this clanker could run
LRRbot: Decode Transmissions [2B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and lose 2 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Oreplate Pangolin [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Pangolin [2/2] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Zookeeper Mechan [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/3] | {T}: Add {R}. / {6}{R}: Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
johnnylongtorso: how many pangolins are in the game
Mr_Horrible: at least 2 that I can think of
Mr_Horrible: if prowling pangolin got errata'd
Seventy111: Cori should get a drone off of both those creatures, I believe
e_bloc: 6 non-changelings, one is silver bordered though
Bugberry: There's the Ikoria Pangolin that had people making Covid jokes and another from Unstable.
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
Diabore: exiled if it matters
Bugberry: Gravin
e_bloc: one Pangolin is from the Global Series though, so that almost doesn't count
LRRbot: Mental Modulation [1U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast during your turn. / Tap target artifact or creature. / Draw a card.
Aarek: Gravexile doesn't sound nearly as good for a card name
Mr_Horrible: @Aarek sounds like a temu pokemon
johnnylongtorso: Gravity Injury
LRRbot: Lashwhip Predator [4GG] | Creature — Plant Beast [5/7] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if your opponents control three or more creatures. / Reach
TehAmelie: gravsquish into a microsingularity
Mr_Horrible:
me when I fuckin' GRAV you 
niccus: gravmaxing
e_bloc: don't say riichi three times, it summons the Wheeler
Erdeanmich: steelswarm cannot pay for that, because that mana is for activated abilites only
Mr_Horrible: @niccus oh no, mental image of a monoist posting "I'm fallpilled and gravmaxxing"
Diabore: surveil on death too'
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
LRRbot: Frontline War-Rager [2R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [2/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
definenull:
Not but I'll take it still
Erdeanmich: The 2/2 robot goes away
TehAmelie: @Mr_Horrible you know the Faller maintains an anonymous tumblr as well as those scriptures he transmits
e_bloc: Admiral Snackbar offers you some food. it's a wrap
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie tfw your messiah is weighing in on shipping discourse
niccus: "the feed" is just a log of whatever fell through the horizon
Mr_Horrible:
he's just trying to do his job 
vinewood_og: Did he serve surf and turf? Seems like treason.
BrowneePointz: I mean he WAS commander of the Battle of Endor
johnnylongtorso: he spends the entire third act trying to retreat
shasra: He's famous line "IT'S A SNACK"
e_bloc: maybe I'm being too hard on him, but for an Admiral to not realize it was a trap before Lando seems a little incompetent
Mr_Horrible: "There comes a time to NOT be eepy"
Erdeanmich: Two minor rules corrections that ultimately did not matter all too much: Steelswarm operator could not pay for kavaron harriers triggered ability, and the robot that the kavaron harrier makes is sacrificed at the end of combat
Mr_Horrible: he's trading diner tips with Dexter Jettster
LRRbot: Beamsaw Prospector [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a Lander token.
e_bloc: probably would have fared better if he didn't name the restaurant Order 66
LRRbot: Atomic Microsizer [U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose up to one target creature. That creature can't be blocked this turn and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Mr_Horrible:
vinewood_og: Can I wash that down with some thirsty water?
pleonasticTautology: fun kebab fact: dominos in france has kebab and spicy kebab pizza, and they're VERY good
LRRbot: Gravpack Monoist [2B] | Creature — Human Scout [2/1] | Flying / When this creature dies, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
KWardJenx: Booo! Cam. Mantis Warriors do NOT approve.
goombalax: considering there's an entire shawarma monarchy, Tyrant of Kebab isn't too far off
LRRbot: Cloudsculpt Technician [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish Artificer [1/4] | Flying / As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0.
silv3r_54: @pleonasticTautology that was a fun fact, thanks for sharing
Aceviru: Would that food truck just supply the ingredients and make you build your own dish?
TehAmelie: hehe next week i'm going to a tapas restaurant and i'm gonna order 66 dishes. (maybe less than that.)
Mr_Horrible: Urza, Lord Artifact Enjoyer
definenull: Cmon, at least one of them must like artifacts?
QuixoticScrivener: just add mycosynth lattice
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
johnnylongtorso: if he likes artifacts so much why doesn't he marry one
e_bloc: we all die lowborn
Mr_Horrible: give em a splash of that liquimetal coating
definenull: Rocks on the sand
e_bloc: at least the new Saheeli triggers on artifact or artificer
goombalax: @johnnylongtorso thats Feldon
LRRbot: Frontline War-Rager [2R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [2/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: @goombalax to be fair Feldon is the reverse of that timeline, iirc
e_bloc: Admiral Snackbar and Jar Jar Drinks?
definenull: Man I wish physical abacusses/abaci were practical nowadays
Spades_Slicc: Jar Jar drinks what?
silv3r_54: served in jars?
Chesul: Tungsten abacus or nothing.
Seventy111: sound of the brain pachinko machine
adept_nekomancer: Jar Jar Drinks (irresponsibly)
silv3r_54: MEESA THIRSTY
vinewood_og: Meesa needs big rehabs
ContingentCat: Jargaritas?
SpiritedChampignon: Ham Solo
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
shasra: Jabba the PizzaHut
LRRbot: Diplomatic Relations [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
Mr_Horrible: Gungin & Tonic
TehAmelie: a free Jar Jar tongue lollipop with every meal. or even if you don't order. those things are unholy and we need to get rid of them.
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johnnylongtorso: Boba (Tea) Fett
e_bloc: maybe I'm shallow, but there's absolutely no chance I eat anything that went anywhere near Jabba the Hut
Mr_Horrible:
hey now, Gorbachev was a Pizza Hut Believer 
LRRbot: Kavaron Harrier [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
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LRRbot: Atomic Microsizer [U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose up to one target creature. That creature can't be blocked this turn and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
LoadingReadyRun:
All Jar Jar Drinks come with an side order of Salacious Crumbs
Mr_Horrible:
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun nice
BrowneePointz: Well if you played the Campaign for Battlefront 2 Cam. a Select few of the Imperial command fled to Exogal to form the First Order, for most of the Rest Palpatine attempted to scorch the atmo of a ton of Imperial Centered Planets as retribution for failure
pleonasticTautology: why are we talking about adam's internal monologue behind his back
johnnylongtorso: @LoadingReadyRun ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
vinewood_og: Come on down for some Grand Moff Bargains!
SpiritedChampignon: PadThai Amidala
LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
Mr_Horrible: deathtouch with basically any other combat keyword: "Hey wait this sucks for me"
LRRbot: Drill Too Deep [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put five charge counters on target Spacecraft or Planet you control. / • Destroy target artifact.
Spades_Slicc: @Mr_Horrible defender
LRRbot: Bombard [2R] | Instant | Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.
LoadingReadyRun: Come on down to Admiral Snackbar's for your next Boba Fête!
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun ljsdhgalkdg okay THIS ONE got me
Spades_Slicc: @Mr_Horrible actually no decayed
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible it's a spectrum from 1 First Strike, 2 Trample . . . . 9999 unblockable
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc I mean, I do not like attacking into a 1/4 with deathtouch
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Outstanding
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc okay shadow + deathtouch is actually hilarious
Aceviru: I'm safely in my favorite streaming channel
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc I'm ngl I forgot decayed existed
fcloud: "it feels similar to the way a fun format would feel"
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible oh I want an aura that grants that just to confuse people
SpiritedChampignon: Potato Wedge Antilles
johnnylongtorso: Supreme Leader Snokehouse BBQ
e_bloc: checking to see if we've registered Gyro Ren yet
GoblinPieromancer: it’s a shame we didn’t get a major pro event with this format.
Diabore: i pass the planets
Mr_Horrible: the planets are a trap in limited, imo
Aceviru: Strip mine them for resources
nishwastaken:
the answer is always strip locking 
Seventy111: Warp and station make evaluating draft picks very hard, AND add so many extra gameplay decisions. I’ve enjoyed it, but it’s real hard to
BrowneePointz: Neither did Holst
LRRbot: Slagdrill Scrapper [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [1/2] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or land: Draw a card.
Bugberry: The best I've seen the planets used is the white one to copy banishing light.
Diabore: black white red can work, green and blue are unplayable
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Mr_Horrible: "We made a drill out of slag!" "...why?"
Spades_Slicc: Cameron it's clearly slagging with a drill
MegaDosX: I think some of the planets would be genuinely busted if they were easier to station though, at least the Sultai ones
e_bloc: so when do we get oceans
Lord_Hosk: Was the caveat of "in a game" necessary Cameron? ...WAS IT? YOU HAVE TO TELL US!
LRRbot: Blooming Stinger [1G] | Creature — Plant Scorpion [2/2] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.
johnnylongtorso: @e_bloc "Land - Water" wait a minute
Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore Funny enough, I had the most success with the green one.
LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
e_bloc:
@johnnylongtorso
LRRbot: Gravpack Monoist [2B] | Creature — Human Scout [2/1] | Flying / When this creature dies, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
e_bloc: or are Stars next? after we dispense with the Daily Bugle and whatnot
LRRbot: Uthros Scanship [3U] | Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying
MegaDosX: Did Cori draw and discard?
singinnonsense: enter trigger ?
definenull: Noooo
LRRbot: Beamsaw Prospector [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a Lander token.
MegaDosX: Sad lobster noises
Aceviru: LaTaquisa's food looks very good and authentic
ichibento:
e_bloc: no lie the best authentic burrito where I live is a restaurant attached to a gas station
definenull:
The kitchen is closed today 
SpiritedChampignon: Kung-Poe Dameron
Aceviru: I'm low key jealous you guys have such a good mexican restaurant
nishwastaken: I'm sorry what
Mr_Horrible: true tho
pleonasticTautology: true
ichibento: Very
LRRbot: Orbital Plunge [3R] | Sorcery | Orbital Plunge deals 6 damage to target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, create a Lander token.
Seventy111: I don’t trust a Mexican restaurant unless the decor gives me a headache
bujabin: i usually think a mexican place is good if they have menudo on the menu.
BrowneePointz: also, the more the mexican place looks like it's sold on someone's porch? the better it is Cam
LRRbot: Icecave Crasher [3G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Aceviru: @Seventy111 I don't trust it unless the tortillas are hand clapped
DoodlestheGreat: I've never heard that one, Cam, and I live in Los Angeles. We can tell which ones of ours are good by if they also support a group of food trucks.
Bugberry: That's the Saltlick in Texas, near Austin.
BrowneePointz: but yea I live in a town that's roughly 40% Mexican American/Immigrant and the JANKIEST places serve the best in town 100%
Lord_Hosk: LA? You mean North Mexico? (which I say in the best way possible)
Himyul: You measure the quality of a barbeque place by how thick the patina of smoke is on the walls
sporkraptor: gdi now I'm hungry
e_bloc: I'd imagine the Korean food in LA would be great too. I love Korean food
LRRbot: Atomic Microsizer [U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose up to one target creature. That creature can't be blocked this turn and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
niccus: unlimited beans out of a big pot you ladle yourself
LRRbot: Zookeeper Mechan [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/3] | {T}: Add {R}. / {6}{R}: Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
TehAmelie: *writes down idea* BBQ truck that serves food with no containers or utensils
e_bloc: @Lord_Hosk at this point, I think Mexico would find that more offensive than the US
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie just flicking it out of spoons at customers like bullies in a school cafeteria
TehAmelie: one scoop of barbecue? hold out your hand
Aceviru: @BrowneePointz This is correct. It's often the hole in the wall places that serve the best food. Most of the other good looking places are just Tex-Mex variants
definenull: Tongue is very divisive imo
Seventy111: @TehAmelie funnel beans down a drain pipe directly into the customer
Bruceski: you need to cook it right, it's VERY tough if done wrong
NotCainNorAbel: typically takes some time but it is amazing
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
rosesmcgee: Tacos Del Gordo in NLV is very good
ShaneLeeAtk: Love a good tacos de lingua
e_bloc: I think marrow is the oddest thing I've found very enjoyable
noSmokeFire: it's just SAIL
RatherLargeToad: “I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeee…free faaaaaaaalin!”
LRRbot: Thawbringer [2G] | Creature — Insect Scout [4/2] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
nishwastaken: thought hymm?
definenull: Hymn rot
Mr_Horrible: the "hymn to tourach and tourach" clip still lives in my head rent-free
niccus: Spongebob Theme Song (Hymn to Tourach)
TehAmelie: what song do you hear when you play Mindtwister?
Lord_Hosk: I can't believe that Brisket is a "premium" cut of meat now. Like you have to cook that slow in juice for 70 hours because its so tough, its not what they made for BBQ joints by choice its because it was what was left over.
e_bloc: fun fact: only 22% of hymns in magic cause discard
singinnonsense: he's just thawing rocks
e_bloc: your definition of fun may vary
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie Time Tunnel (iirc) by the Caballas
LRRbot: Atomic Microsizer [U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose up to one target creature. That creature can't be blocked this turn and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
TehAmelie: i'm thinking Gangnam Style
Bugberry: very flexible
nishwastaken: it's such a fun card
johnnylongtorso: the Microsizer sounds like a piece of exercise equipment hawked on an infomercial
LRRbot: Oreplate Pangolin [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Pangolin [2/2] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
definenull: Micromaxing so hard rn
pleonasticTautology: @johnnylongtorso the microsizer is a device that furries use
e_bloc: black and white have equal numbers of cards with hymn in the title. which I guess makes sense. Hymn sounds very cleric-y to me
LRRbot: Susurian Dirgecraft [4B] | Artifact — Spacecraft [4/3] | When this Spacecraft enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. / Station / STATION 7+ / Flying
DoodlestheGreat: And Micronite used to be the name of the filters on Kent cigarettes.
TehAmelie: hem haw resolves
johnnylongtorso: @DoodlestheGreat the great taste of asbestos!
e_bloc: meanwhile, 100% of dirge cards are black.
LRRbot: Debris Field Crusher [4R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [1/5] | When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
DoodlestheGreat: @johnnylongtorso :tf:
ContingentCat: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
niccus: encommon
nishwastaken:
definenull: Ah right the jumpscare spaceship
LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
TehAmelie: Anthem, Trumpet Blast, all the inspiring music is White isn't it
LRRbot: Seedship Agrarian [3G] | Creature — Insect Scientist [3/3] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Territan: Éncommón!
Mr_Horrible: @definenull Charging Monstrosaur, back in pog form
Aceviru: @Territan Bless you
Territan: Thanks. [grabs a tissue]
LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
LRRbot: Frontline War-Rager [2R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [2/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
silv3r_54: lets all go to the lobby
BrowneePointz: For Cam, there was a pretty popular place that made Red Curry Tofu, Andouille Seitan, and even Vegetarian Mapo Tofu burritos that were INCREDIBLY but they unfortunately closed down a few years back
Spades_Slicc: 2 headed giant RU vs BWG
TehAmelie: and we have The Gilded Palace of Flying Burritos, with burritos so good they made Scott Pilgrim lose memories
TehAmelie: North America seems like a magical land of incredible burritos
e_bloc: for a suburb, the food where I live is surprisingly decent. probably makes sense since it was rated the most diverse town in the US
ShaneLeeAtk: Now I want a Free Birds World Burrito... So stupidly large and delicious
TehAmelie: i'd like a professionally made burrito sometime
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e_bloc: @TehAmelie have you only had amateur burritos?
TehAmelie: around here your choices of fast food are mostly hamburgers, pizza made by Turkish immigrants, and McDonald's
e_bloc: I am sorry to hear that, that does not sound good
TehAmelie: it's not great for variety
TehAmelie: great for pizza though
silv3r_54: which izzet is it
LRRbot: Illvoi Operative [1U] | Creature — Jellyfish Rogue [2/1] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
couchboyj: An Izzet mirror? What is this, Standard?
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
TehAmelie: which izzet and which izzn't?
LRRbot: Kavaron Turbodrone [2R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [2/3] | {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Aceviru: It's Izzet vs Isn't.
Territan: Turbeaux
e_bloc:
should have put vivi on the bonus sheet
Cptasparagus: drft compatible
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
LRRbot: Slagdrill Scrapper [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [1/2] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or land: Draw a card.
NonchalantAvenger: wait is stream 3 hours or 21 hours?
NonchalantAvenger: 2*
Aceviru: 3 hour block
Juliamon: Most LRR streams are 3 hours
NonchalantAvenger: NOICE
Juliamon: only a couple are 2
NonchalantAvenger: heard final round was worried
TehAmelie: the only way to let them overcome their differences, they'll have to go red vs blue
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon 2 is a couple as well
pleonasticTautology: @TehAmelie cori's deck looks more like a puma
LRRbot: Cloudsculpt Technician [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish Artificer [1/4] | Flying / As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0.
LRRbot: Gigastorm Titan [4U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
Aceviru: The reverse sponge
e_bloc: intense barometric pressure
TehAmelie: Uthros gas giant people are simply on another scale
LRRbot: Bombard [2R] | Instant | Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Thaumaton Torpedo [1] | Artifact | {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you attacked with a Spacecraft this turn.
LRRbot: Orbital Plunge [3R] | Sorcery | Orbital Plunge deals 6 damage to target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, create a Lander token.
Aceviru: Make him have it
e_bloc: I don't miss the days when MTG used the phrase "successfully cast"
LRRbot: Debris Field Crusher [4R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [1/5] | When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
tehfewl: smooth like a shark
LRRbot: Kavaron Harrier [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
Diabore: its lethal because cam has an artifact
BrowneePointz: are they on the level of Operator of ...Manhattan Transfer?
TehAmelie: i like that a creature can be beefy enough to tank a lander ship diving on them from space
Aceviru: He always had it
Aceviru: lol
Diabore: had an artifact
NonchalantAvenger: reading's overrated
LRRbot: Vaultguard Trooper [4R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [5/5] | At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards.
Spades_Slicc: Don't be silly Cameron, this'll only be on the internet until twitch and youtube explode
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Diabore: haliya
TehAmelie: Haliya is a good egg
LRRbot: Haliya, Guided by Light [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn. / Warp {W}
lamina5432: pizza
BrowneePointz: Get Pho
Diabore: her uncommon is also real good
Spades_Slicc: put your chocolate pudding on the salad
MegaDosX: You don't make friends with salad
pleonasticTautology: wait bbq sauce isn't veggie?
Territan: Not even chicken salad?
NonchalantAvenger: u have Wolt in the canada?
e_bloc: portobello mushrooms make enjoyable fake burgers
Simonark: Is Murderburger the burger that finally overcame it's programming and acquired free will?
Spades_Slicc: I'm gonna be honest, bigass portabella in a bun with a balsamic glaze, tomato, and lettuce is the best "burger" i've ever had
Aceviru: Sneep
NonchalantAvenger: in arena thats a keep
Luminaire_p: snap sleep
Simonark: It's when you sneeze and weep at once.
Territan: This talk of mushrooms has convinced me: I need to make a pot of hot and sour soup soon.
silv3r_54: @Simonark dont tell anyone how I live
LRRbot: Oreplate Pangolin [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Pangolin [2/2] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
e_bloc: @Territan hot and sour soup best soup, not even close
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
LRRbot: Slagdrill Scrapper [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [1/2] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or land: Draw a card.
LRRbot: All-Fates Scroll [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
Territan: @e_bloc Especially when I find "super-firm" tofu for it, yah.
RathmoreTV: Sorry I'm coming in late, but how have our drafters felt about the pick 2 format for EoE so far?
LRRbot: Kavaron Harrier [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
Bionull: Who's making scrolls out in space?
e_bloc: is a 6-card hand with nothing to play just an F6
LRRbot: Mm'menon, Uthros Exile [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Thaumaton Torpedo [1] | Artifact | {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you attacked with a Spacecraft this turn.
goombalax: doot doo doot doo doo, Mm'menon
Territan: De-dee-de-de-this joke's happened already, hasn't it?
LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
LRRbot: Sinister Cryologist [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish Wizard [2/3] | When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Warp {U}
TehAmelie: foured to the floor
TehAmelie: more like PAINgolin sorry
Aceviru: mmm
NonchalantAvenger: is 2 jumior netter than 1 adult burgr?
tehfewl: baconator or riot
LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
LRRbot: Pinnacle Emissary [1UR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." / Warp {U/R}
LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying
LRRbot: Command Bridge | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Kavaron Turbodrone [2R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [2/3] | {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Debris Field Crusher [4R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [1/5] | When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
NonchalantAvenger: gotta say as a SW engineer - LRRBot is a nice piece of coding
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
TehAmelie: mechan ozoa
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
silv3r_54: how much butter would you need for a lobster citizen
BrowneePointz: Abzan
MegaDosX: The precon is Abzan
TehAmelie: the good news is, you can butter them up with diplomacy
Aceviru: Cori's so ready for Wendys
Aceviru: Same tho
MegaDosX: Naya also has food with Rocco (red, white, and green)
Spades_Slicc: so what i'm hearing is that blue food is a no no (at least until the PJO set)
MegaDosX: From memory the only blue food generation is Oko
Aceviru: Hahah
e_bloc: the flavor of eating a robot is questionable. and probably oily
MegaDosX: Oh and Goose Mother
silv3r_54:
bloodborne 
Spades_Slicc: Breadborne
DeM0nFiRe: But the crust is the best part!
Aceviru: I'd do the opposite. The crust is my favorite part.
LRRbot: Atomic Microsizer [U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose up to one target creature. That creature can't be blocked this turn and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Illvoi Operative [1U] | Creature — Jellyfish Rogue [2/1] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Lord_Hosk: Based on what I remember of Season 1 and 2 of LRR... They beat each-other with them
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BrowneePointz: Breadward Scissorhands
TehAmelie: Edward Frenchhands
BrowneePointz: come on Paul
LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
LRRbot: Pinnacle Emissary [1UR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." / Warp {U/R}
LRRbot: Illvoi Galeblade [U] | Creature — Jellyfish Warrior [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Gigastorm Titan [4U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
Juliamon: man, what I wouldn't give for a friend I could split a baguette with
Dog_of_Myth:
vinewood_og: Savage.
BrowneePointz: Or, cut it in half and make pizza out of it Cam!
Juliamon: I WOULD if mom didn't get mad at me bringing it in the house
Territan: "You, but using your left hand."
Juliamon: that's what I need the friend for
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
NonchalantAvenger: 88% on RT
TehAmelie: do you dunk the baguette in tea to make Picard's head explode?
pleonasticTautology: i like to buy a fresh loaf from the supermarket, cut it in half, smear it with garlic butter, and sprinkle on parm
pleonasticTautology: cheap-ass garlic breab
HadesLeprechaun: everyone wants something different from the Alien franchise, is what I'm kinda learning
Lord_Hosk: a bowl of melted butter sitting over a tea light like they have at Red lobster to dip it in
nishwastaken: me-chan goes to space was my favourite filler episode
Juliamon: (mom is gluten intolerant and we're not allowed to have fresh breads in the house unless we fucking saran wrap the entire kitchen first)
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
pleonasticTautology: me-chan goes to space is my favorite part of History of the World, Part II
LRRbot: Zookeeper Mechan [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/3] | {T}: Add {R}. / {6}{R}: Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Territan: I have a couche, I have a flipping board... theoretically baguettes are within reach.
LRRbot: Mental Modulation [1U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast during your turn. / Tap target artifact or creature. / Draw a card.
nishwastaken:
gogt200: The red pinger was stunned, right?
NonchalantAvenger: @Juliamon just imagine..... how much bread u would eat when youll go to college... SO much gluten
Juliamon: NonchalantAvenger bud I'm 41
gogt200: Technically not dead is the best kind of not dead!
LRRbot: Mouth of the Storm [6U] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Flying / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −3/−0 until your next turn.
nishwastaken: MOUTH
pleonasticTautology: m o u t h
Fruan: M O U T H
JinaMahavira: Mouth
vinewood_og: MOUTH!!!
Dastar512: m o u f
gogt200: MOUTH
goombalax:
MOUTH 
Aceviru: Mouth here. Where food
tehfewl: M O U T H
nishwastaken: FOOD. H U N G R Y
pleonasticTautology: m o u t h
e_bloc: praise M O U T H
LRRbot: Sinister Cryologist [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish Wizard [2/3] | When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Warp {U}
LRRbot: Illvoi Light Jammer [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains hexproof until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {3}
Diabore: chould zookeeper be untapped?
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Spades_Slicc: Me-chan-ozoa can now survive an orbital lander hit
gogt200: Jammed!? Only one man would dare give me the raspberry!
pleonasticTautology: i'm so glad the vod of m o u t h went up so i could help my nesting partner understand why i kept saying m o u t h
Diabore: atomizer trigger
e_bloc: space jam if you will
nishwastaken: MOUTH flies
e_bloc: unfortunately Cameron died on the way back to their home planet
Aceviru: MOUTH
KWardJenx: gummed to death
MegaDosX: Attack of the flying mouth
realbadatthis_: MOUTH
lamina5432: gnight thx
NotCainNorAbel:
500
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Diabore: spooders
NonchalantAvenger: good games!!
DoodlestheGreat: SPOODER MANG
Aceviru: Sept
InfiniTokens: Yess Batman
pleonasticTautology: they DID get the rights back
Diabore: gonna be honest i prefer how it was done last week if it feasible, the draft, 2 rounds, draft again
pleonasticTautology: so they're finishing baman piderman
Diabore: not week, last time
Aceviru: Venom body pillow
InfiniTokens:
The pause after body pillow
Dog_of_Myth:
nishwastaken:
ty for the stream
e_bloc: thank you for the fun stream
Aceviru: Ooh
NonchalantAvenger: have a good wknd y'all
Dog_of_Myth: Go Birds
Diabore: heckin wimdy even
tehfewl: i thought it was a Bird pirate game
Aceviru: GMM!
e_bloc: I'll say, the best part of drafting is drafting, and the best part of that is first picks, so I can see this being an appealing format
pleonasticTautology: i met molly on thursday, she's cool!
Aceviru: You get to find out Paul's favorite cereal
Diabore: on cam paul? how exciting
Aceviru: Pokeman!
NonchalantAvenger: captain crunch is GOAT
pleonasticTautology: i DID
pleonasticTautology: it ruled
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niccus: how much minecraft cereal is left?
e_bloc: looking forward to the cereal chiller stream
nishwastaken:
pleonasticTautology: so like. wotc pokemon tcg?
pleonasticTautology: before it was tpci?
DoodlestheGreat: One of those really high-fiber cereals that are the equivalent of Liquid Plumber for your G-I tract.
Mr_Horrible: drop that mewtwo from the starter deck
Diabore: lookin creepy
Mr_Horrible: oh amygdala... have mercy on the poor bastards...
e_bloc: of the braintree dala's
nishwastaken:
pleonasticTautology: pauauauauauauauper
Aceviru: Excuse me
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Excuse you
Dog_of_Myth: Love that SNL skit
TehAmelie: or go right for the UR-BRAN
vinewood_og: Classic
DoodlestheGreat: "One spoonful has more fiber than a sequoia!"
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Aceviru: o/
Rodzos: ty ty ty
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
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e_bloc: dozen dozen months
cheshire_creeper: gg
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thanks for the show, gang
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MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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