AFK || Horrified: Dungeons & Dragons

 ihlendrax: !box
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 ihlendrax: !findquote corn
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
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 OldUncleDan: So, I see it's a D&D module.  Some sort of 1-shot, or campaign ?
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote dice
  LRRbot: Quote #6049: "Well hold on... *rolls dice* ... They make it weird." —Cameron, as DM [2019-05-13]
  Juliamon: It's not teeeeechnically a module
 Dog_of_Myth: @OldUncleDan It's Horrified but with D&D monsters
 Dog_of_Myth: Same game, different flavor.
 OldUncleDan: @Dog_of_Myth That doesn't explain anything.  I still do not understand.
 Shadowsoflife: !Quote
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 Dog_of_Myth: Haven't played it myself but heard this version is just as good as the original.
 Garfman314: this is a co-op dnd flavored board game, if i'm understanding correctly
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
 Dog_of_Myth: https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/437705/horrified-dungeons-and-dragons Here is the link to a description of the game
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 lamina5432: evening
 OldUncleDan: So, it's a D&D flavored Board Game.  Got it.
 baltimore_667083:   
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
  Juliamon: Yes, they play board games on AFK
  Juliamon: They play D&D on Dice Friends
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What does D&D taste like?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
  Juliamon: Ergo, this isn't really D&D
 Dog_of_Myth: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Depends on the dice used.
 OldUncleDan: So like when they did the Magic the Gathering Clue game.
  Juliamon: Yeah.
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that is close enough
  Juliamon: Or the Gamer Monopolys.
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 OldUncleDan: And just because they generally only do TTRPG on Dice Friends doesn't preclude them deciding to do a TTRPG on AFK in the future.  They could change things up once in awhile.
 public_key_reveal_party: Isn't gamer monopoly just embracer group?
  Juliamon: OldUncleDan The Long Game seems to take priority, given how TTRPG-y Freelancer is
 RealGamerCow: LRW
 ylegm: I want to see if Horrified can be my go to replacement for Arkham horror. Y'know, cause no one has 16 hours to string together.
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight it's spoopy time on AFK with Horrified: Dungeons & Dragons https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115063836312768155
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 SymphonySolstice: hiiii dale
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome back Dale 
 ThePixelSavage: Bird Bard? I am IN!
 Garfman314: !telldale
 baltimore_667083: dale!
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 MarkovDescendant: Getting spooky without Adam?
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 lamina5432: bdinp
 CaptainSpam: The monocle really sells it, yeah.
 RealGamerCow: various levels of facial and head bair
ArtOfStuttering: Hello LRR and Dale!
 RealGamerCow: Voldo?
  Juliamon: Oh good, can we punch him?
 CaptainSpam: Gentlemen... BEHOLD!!!ers.
 OldUncleDan: Not everything...  Just Monsters.
 SymphonySolstice: @realgamercow it's a hair scale from dale to ian to nelson to ben
  Sarah_Serinde: smooth 
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 ThePixelSavage: Volo of "how about I try to get that Mindflayer tadpole out through your eye?" fame
 EricTheOrange: can we get cup yet?
  Sarah_Serinde: dog photos also welcome
 LordZarano: D&D didn't have a French revolution
 OldUncleDan: You can buy rope-like material in lengths far longer than 50ft.  Bailing rope/twine, for example!
 SymphonySolstice: the rematch!
  Sarah_Serinde: oh right now I remember this
ArtOfStuttering: ah yes, the gobl.. wait what?
 Mr_Horrible: gonna be saying "Nelson, the Wizard" out loud to myself randomly for the next 2 months
  Sarah_Serinde: I could not place it from just the name but the board reminded me
 ylegm: I buy all of my rope in ratios of 50 ft
 OldUncleDan: Save items.  Acquire Citizens.
 Nigouki: i see Ian is a bard bird, how appropriate
 gnomebot1: I have the beholder and displacer beast for Heroclix.
 RealGamerCow: It is my long held belief that Beholders are on the "Your group should be terrified of this" D&D monster list
Bruceski: Hall of Gyros
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm playing a clerk"
 ThePixelSavage: does is atcually yawn?
 Kentosaurus: clerical error
 Garfman314: cluurk
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's me cluurk, pilgrim
 Mr_Horrible: Nelson, the Wizard
 ylegm: Ben is playing a 2E cleric. It'll be fine.
 OldUncleDan: Hey.  Because of some hilarious hijinx, my Wood Elf Scout ended up soloing a Beholder.  Turns out, most Beholder abilities are outranged by a Longbow.
 Garfman314: i'm glad to see Smokey the sad magma monster is still doing good (behind nelson)
 Dog_of_Myth: Or just go War Cleric...
 Kentosaurus: that's some good beholder art
 SkylerRingtail: Knowing nothing else: this is a very pretty game
 public_key_reveal_party: So you are chasing around a displacer beast and throwing trinkets at it?
 RatherLargeToad: Beholder, seen here just after stepping on a LEGO
 Garfman314: D:
 alchemistsavant: Oh this looks so cool!
 ThePixelSavage: @RatherLargeToad actually has a 2x4 piece stuck under his eye lid and no hand to get it out.
 ThePixelSavage: life is pain
 Kentosaurus: @RatherLargeToad I was thinking he just saw a big spider in the corner of the room
 RatherLargeToad: @thepixelsavage ouchie
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 lamina5432: eyeball pleasure is the opposite ?
timfreilly: why graham bald
 Orxolon: gnight y'all!
 Getter404: Missed the first few minutes, did they introduce monsters/character powers yet?
 Getter404: First Horrified I haven't bought yet, no idea what the differences are besides apparently there's teleportation circles?
 ThePixelSavage: can you not just cover up the 20 on the beast and use that item then?
   LoadingReadyRun:  btw I believe this edition of Horrified only came out last month so we don't have the card images, but we have the close up camera
 Tz_BG: @Getter404 Yes to monsters - displacer beast and beholder. No to player powers.
 ThePixelSavage: ooooh so this is layers
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You just have to put up a "no dragons" sign to keep dragons away.
 ThePixelSavage: can DnD dragons polymorph like Shadowrun dragons?
 lamina5432: ancient godly covenant.
 HadesLeprechaun: Waterdeep has basically a magic bubble around it
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Alex_Frostfire: I blame Bahamut.
 RealGamerCow: oh yeah!
 ThePixelSavage: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters one dragon is allowed in though. Its no dragonS
 RealGamerCow: bag o treats!
 Garfman314: it goes on the stack
 Nigouki: Dragon's Order's S3 soon?? D:
 public_key_reveal_party: active player non active player
 Alex_Frostfire: Naturally.
 Dog_of_Myth: Roll for initiative
 public_key_reveal_party: what're all the player's dex modifiers?
 Vilun: good place to use up all those high rolls
 gualdhar: oh no don't waste the nat 20s on initiative! need to save them for combat rolls!
 Alex_Frostfire: With my luck, I wouldn't roll anything above a 12 all game.
 public_key_reveal_party: nelly just doing a heist
 TheMerricat: I thought Dale was the rogue.
 Vilun: @TheMerricat a true rogue wouldn't tell you they're a rogue
 TheMerricat: 
 LordZarano: 
 WiJohn: middle right
 JadedCynic: Laeral ain't lookin' like she used to 
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 A_Dub888: someone died, tell Da- oh
 Vilun: could Nelson have used the perk to send the Beholder back to their starting location before it killed Dale?
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 kusinohki: meows
 ThePixelSavage: my favourite mimic is the bedroll mimic.
 MAPBoardgames: I read 'Ian, the Beard'
 KeytarCat: Mitsukete~~
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 farley_f:    
 public_key_reveal_party: so is dale just being a courier service??
 Chesul: The cleric going into war mode is very dnd.
 e_bloc: but the sewers
 Cptasparagus: AI prompt engineer
 public_key_reveal_party: you are being conscripted, do not resist
 e_bloc: maybe when intellect devourers have nothing else, they eat sewage
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 Fruan: That's the ray that makes you depressed
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Sethalidos: Ian, why
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hey, I resemble that accent
 Blip2004: That beholder's name was Mr. Shiny Eyes you monster
 OldUncleDan: AGAB!!!!!!
  Pharmacistjudge: aggro crag tower
 OldUncleDan: They're the Katamari of Waterdeep.
 KeytarCat: Hard Piss Ray
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 farley_f: Link Music Plays
 Cptasparagus: Ben Le Clerc
 Aceviru: \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: 
BloodnBullets: heros or hubris
 KeytarCat: Heroes and Hubris would be a good name if Dice Friends has to be recycled
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 BrowneePointz: "She was tall, dark, and mysterious. With Legs that went all the way up to her hips"
 BrowneePointz: "Her veil as dark as a raven and even more like a writing desk"
 BrowneePointz: "Out of all the washed up Detective Offices in all of SoHo...how did she stumble into mine" *literally stumbles into scene*
 BrowneePointz: that reminds me I need to see the new Naked Gun
 kusinohki: "that was darn good pizza."  "eh, I've had better"
 CaptainSpam: "My nostrils flared as I picked up the scent of his perfume: Pyramid Patchouli.  There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear THAT scent, and I had to find out who he was."
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent 
 CaptainSpam: Sorry, had to go Firesign Theatre for a second. 
 gualdhar: chaos! chaos! chaos!
 Aceviru: 
 BrowneePointz: Don't Slap your Beholder in Public plz
 RuiFaleiro: red dragon? gambling? i'm in
 Isaac3567: Just hide in waterdeep, problem solved right?
 Aceviru: Sending good vibes 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Aim lower and take on the red dragon inn?
 BrowneePointz: wait, like Lord Neverember!?
  Pharmacistjudge:  Hey, that bottle could just be medicine 
 BrowneePointz: Mystra! Goddess of Magic!
 BrowneePointz: Sorry I'm a Forgotten Realms dork
  Sarah_Serinde: that seems rude
 Chesul: Oh, you have to find TWO lairs, one for the orb, one for the dragon.
  Sarah_Serinde: but it's the kind of sliding puzzle I like, rather than the kind I hate 
 Dog_of_Myth: Dragons don't make thing easy.
 Chesul: I'm going to laugh if the first lair they find is something like "The lair of Beholder Slaying"
 BrowneePointz: someone's mic is flap flappin
 lamina5432: ^
 Getter404: Who's got the rubbing mic?
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 RainyMint: MAWP
 ghyllnox: Eugh
 ghyllnox: Tyty
 Aceviru: Ty Paul. Ty Ian.
 gualdhar: hey, so about that dragon
 roastbeefsandwitch: I hear Dale talking, I imagine him narrating or DM'ing a session. He would make a wonderful voiceover for an existing AFK stream
 roastbeefsandwitch: Also, do we have to Tell Dale if we move into a space with a monster? 
 Cptasparagus: @roastbeefsandwitch good news, theres a ton of DND with Dale DMing on the youtube
 roastbeefsandwitch: Also, I'm an epic catch-up for Dork Tales's RPG content, only so much time 
  Sarah_Serinde: Well if/when you want Dale tabletop content, there's a lot of it waiting for you on YouTube already
  Sarah_Serinde: I really should watch through a bunch of old Dice Friends stuff at some point
 roastbeefsandwitch: Escape from Semolo Plateau / Dragon's Orders are great!
  Sarah_Serinde: flawless logic
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RealGamerCow: Aura Maxing
 OldUncleDan: An Adult Gold Dragon would wreck a Red...  I think...  Definately would have in 3/3.5...
 BoardGameBard: 
 LordZarano: 🙵
 Vilun: I thought they were supposed to fight 1 monster with the dragon, not 1 monster, a cleric, and a wizard
 UtilityPunk: Mirt looks like the hunter from Jumanji tbh
 e_bloc: wait what happens if you play jumanji when you're alerady in jumanji
 e_bloc: is it a shahrazad situation
   LoadingReadyRun:  I feel like Horrified would be a particularly bad game to get Jumanji'd into
 ylegm: It'd be real neat for about 10 minutes
 ylegm: Or thirty seconds
 OldUncleDan: Wait...  Have we all been Jumanj'd in a game of Monopoly this entire time?
 ylegm: It'd explain a lot about this Jack Welch situation we find ourselves in
 lochnessseammonster: monopoly has universal basic income
 ylegm: Person nightmare, monster paradise
 e_bloc: skull island is a misnomer.  it doesn't have a mandible
 MAPBoardgames: Why do they call it skull island? It looks like a rabbit, or maybe a sideways duck.
 betweenmyself: I have five PS5s! *bwomp*  …  I have four PS5s.  *bwompbwompbwomp*  I have ONE PS5! 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Rush Hour mentioned!
 e_bloc: my understanding is you have to get in to get out
 Vilun: right blue up, left blue across, top red down, orb across 2 and down, top blue across, bottom blue up
 Vilun: does it in 5
 HadesLeprechaun: I think Ben did like the optimal path when he first explained how it worked
 HadesLeprechaun: at the beginning of the stream
 e_bloc: Orb
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   LoadingReadyRun: we have consulted the Chat oracle
 public_key_reveal_party: "helping"
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat is the goblin horde
 The_Color_Twelve: ah the old zombie for blood pipeline
 e_bloc: blood can be exchanged for goods and services
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Toxxick: excuse me. his full legal name is VOLOTHAMP?
 betweenmyself: Each time a Red Dragon steals one of your PS5s, the remained drop down a generation: four PS4s, three PS3s, two PS2s, one PSone…  and I suppose zero would be PSvita, because statistically speaking nobody owned one 
 HadesLeprechaun: there's a dragon attack so they're trying to get the bar that has a magical anti-dragon field around it!
 HadesLeprechaun: *get to the bar
 KWardJenx: The dice telling a heck of a story
 LordZarano: 🙵!
 e_bloc: I believe in Ian Horner
 KeytarCat: He def did not protecc
 Vilun: "I have been focused on other (people's) stuff" - every rogue, ever
   LoadingReadyRun: Displacer Beast: known hat monster
 KeytarCat: Did we do the monster turn on the citizen card?
 Bionull: Go fish
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 Vilun: yea, it's not like he's James
 ThePixelSavage: Ian has called "big naturals"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KWardJenx: Hurray!!
 Aceviru: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KeytarCat: Heeelllll  yeh
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 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 Toxxick: That testicle has eyes
 HadesLeprechaun: did Ben show off what the game looked like when you first open the box? Cuz I thought it was a fun reference
 lamina5432: gnight good strem
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 BoardGaymesJames: how have i never heard of you?
 KeytarCat: @BoardGaymesJames The walled gardens of the modern internet 
 BoardGaymesJames: but this set looks like years of expereince!
  Sarah_Serinde: They do a variety of things, not just tabletop games, but yes many years of experience 
 Toxxick: @BoardGaymesJames LRR has been doing stuff of some variety for over 20 years!
 Toxxick: that doesnt sound real, but it is!
 betweenmyself: Nelly: PFGM
 HadesLeprechaun: and there's lots of variety within the 5 missions, so they're actually fairly replayable!
 HadesLeprechaun: (Freelancers)
 protojman: 
  Sarah_Serinde: and they have many many past streams on youtube
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  Sarah_Serinde: specifically LRRTT for, shockingly, TT
 HadesLeprechaun: great editing on the latest North 100 video, Nelly!
 BoardGaymesJames: lol
 BoardGaymesJames: Cool, I started moving to streaming this past janurary but been in the scene for 10 years
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 KWardJenx: Wicked cool stream. Thank you so much.
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for teh fun
 Aceviru: Ty for the stream!
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream!
 KeytarCat: 
 KeytarCat: Nelly should learn JP 
 questionablchoices: @BGJ  these are my favorite people on the internet
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