The Long Game || Freelancers: A Crossroads Game

 TheAwkes: @Lord_Hosk You mean, like, bidet?
 Lord_Hosk: BAN!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Juliamon I'm partway through. But I don't have enough time to start over. What should I do?
  Juliamon: Keep going?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good advice. I'll do that.
 TheAwkes: Retreat to the wilderness and abandon human society.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Then I'd miss Freelancers. Maybe tomorrow.
  Juliamon: 
  Juliamon: man, it didn't even flicker. Get it together, Twitch
 62MGcobra:   
 definenull: SourPls
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 Raincoast_Bear: D'oh. I haven't seen part 2 yet.
 The_Knight_Owl: hype
 HadesLeprechaun: @Raincoast_Bear FWIW missions are basically unconnected, use new characters, etc
 definenull: here we go!
 Raincoast_Bear: @HadesLeprechaun Yeah, I'll fine. I'll watch part 2 on the VoD.
 definenull: 
 Diabore: ben looks different
 Getter404: Ben looks di-DAMMIT
 SnackPak_: woooo
 definenull: woo!
 hyralt: Dale!  Dale!  Dale!
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Fruan: James seems perplexed
 Raincoast_Bear: Somehow, Matt has become Cori and Cori is Ben?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben probably looks the same, but I can't see him right now.
  Sarah_Serinde: Good call James
 SnackPak_: smart
 definenull: good call james 
  Juliamon: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Getter404: Yes but what do you want to be in the game HIYOOOOOO
  Sarah_Serinde: I am shocked at Matt's choice 
 tehfewl: moth stiffed again
 hyralt:   
 hyralt: THEIF
 definenull: the if
 RatherLargeToad: The If
 ghyllnox: The If
  Sarah_Serinde: so it goes. No matter how hard you proofread there will always be at least one typo
 definenull: inb4 troll warrior "troll warrior"
 definenull: wow
 Getter404: Especially in a fantasy game. So many made up words, so many red squiggles
 RatherLargeToad: Trollior
 hyralt: A bold choice from James "Elf Ranger" Turner
 Dog_of_Myth: He fights on the internet
 Getter404: Troll Warrior
 ph0enix__42: Keith
 ContingentCat: Salmon
 TheWooglie: Mickey
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Elf Ranger" is a good name.
 Dog_of_Myth: Steve
 SnackPak_: Jorts
 Kentosaurus: squiggy
 tehfewl: Fluffy
  Juliamon: I'm here for Elf Ranger the Troll Warrior
 QuixoticScrivener: Second Way
 hyralt: Samon
 hyralt: That's uncomfortably close to my IRL name
Bruceski: I wanna sammin with you.
 RatherLargeToad: With a y, but not where you thiiiiiink!
 SnackPak_: perfect
 Getter404: Next character to be named "Salmon With No L", Bojack Horseman style
  Sarah_Serinde: Canadian spelling, good 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Elf Ranger would have been awesome
  Sarah_Serinde: Good guess Paul
 vinewood_og: 
 Dog_of_Myth: James is consistent
  Sarah_Serinde:  Samon so popular
 SnackPak_: someone is popular
 Getter404: Holy bus Samon's a harem protag
 ContingentCat: everyone loves Samon
 Kentosaurus: the centre of the friend group
 TheWooglie: James commits to the bit at least
 LordZarano: KZ2QVH9C
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 SnackPak_: so good
 definenull: wait hold up
 TheWooglie: no blue whale?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Kentosaurus: like the invisible kid in mystery men
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: @Kentosaurus ...jinx?
 Kentosaurus: @Getter404 lol
 RatherLargeToad: Ford Chimera
 Getter404: Jorkey
 tehfewl: Beefy Jeefy
 ghyllnox: Straight up beef jorky-in' it
 definenull: ?!?
 Getter404: And by "it", I mean my Trocker
 RatherLargeToad: ah, the one from FF7
 niccus: finally killed that gazebo...
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 tdapenguin: yay for a game
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 HadesLeprechaun: they're all calling each other jerks
 definenull: you can't do that on stream? 
  Sarah_Serinde: those jerks
 tdapenguin: what if the freelancers get cold? do they still have to have no sleeve?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 RatherLargeToad: Good for you, you failed to kill it
 badpandabear: Must have been some other, competent freelancers
   LoadingReadyRun: ah yes, we wisely decided not to kill the dragon!
ultimateo1231: have you been to Yellowstone national park?
 RatherLargeToad: and which one is the keymaster?
 Getter404: And the Influencer is still Paul, right?
  Sarah_Serinde: poor cleaning bot
 definenull: XD
 SkylerRingtail: The Troll had an idea? Go figure
 MacbethSeemsSus: why does "foreshadowing" keep flashing over my head?
  Sarah_Serinde: Gosh Troll you're so uncool
 tdapenguin: James, Troll, Influencer, Commotion-checker-outerer, Possibly-also-a-chump
 tdapenguin: the lore is already deeep
 definenull: that shop's pretty heavy to lift
 Diabore: stealing from heavily armed criminals seems... illadvised
 RatherLargeToad: commence yakkity sax!
 HadesLeprechaun: damn, you've got a good point
 ContingentCat: trust me, not getting the degree in philosophy is the right choice
 tdapenguin: that logic is infallible!
 definenull: winnar!
 HadesLeprechaun: Good boy is good at fighting
  Sarah_Serinde: the helm
 RatherLargeToad: respect the helm
 RatherLargeToad: silent disco
 definenull: 
 tdapenguin: is this gonna be a red slipper sort of thing?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I mean it's overplayed but Despacito isn't that bad
 definenull: talk about nominative determinism
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Diabore: this seems sus
Xafty: every time i tune into this i get blindsided by Christopher Sabat as the narrator
 RatherLargeToad: snombies
 glitched_goddess: it’s an alright cemetery
 TheWooglie: do you have to spend time first?
 tdapenguin: @Xafty me too
 hyralt: Huzzah for LITERACY!
 definenull: time for project management?
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 omdorastrix: I heard "forest dorks"  I need to clean my ears
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ArdCollider: absolutely heard it "forest dorks"
 nishwastaken: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  this sounds like the setup to a Jackbox game
 Diabore: @ArdCollider so did i, and i was gonna ask if one of them was named "elf ranger"
 NorthstarTex: I'd vote for this
 ghyllnox: It's the *only* election of your lifetime
 RatherLargeToad: 
 NorthstarTex: Cheese get!
 nishwastaken: 
 definenull: hol up
 omdorastrix: Nope I think it's supposed to sound like "forest dork"
 nishwastaken: 
 definenull: this is a double-barreled motion
 SkylerRingtail: Oh dear
Xafty: this sounds like the christmas critters from southpark
 HadesLeprechaun: this is a win-win!
 RatherLargeToad: 
 NorthstarTex: hoping for frog
 nishwastaken: 
 RatherLargeToad: is that a dwarf who is a scholar or a scholar who studies dwarfs?
 nishwastaken: Yes
 definenull: dale!
 Getter404: No kings, only dorgs
  Sarah_Serinde: Dale raises a fair point
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 HadesLeprechaun: Matts new companion was added to the bag right? I haven't been paying full attention to the screen, just listening
 ContingentCat: 
 RatherLargeToad: 
 Getter404: Spooky Tree! Spooky tree!
  Sarah_Serinde: noisome doesn't mean loudly...I guess it could still kinda fit though
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James not digging a hole? I don't understand.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Thisbymaster: Don't....
 James_the_Dabbler: but instead they sharted, right chat?
 hyralt: These pauses are.......DRAMATIC!
 definenull: uh oh
 HadesLeprechaun: try skipping back or forward 10?
 Getter404: Save and Restart?
 nishwastaken: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 RatherLargeToad: super grumpy skeletons
 gualdhar: aren't skeleton hugs... pointy?
 HadesLeprechaun: troubleshoot on first break, I guess
 TheWooglie: 
 HadesLeprechaun: er...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RatherLargeToad: jump scare!
 Getter404: mawp
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HadesLeprechaun: he was just double checking the script before starting
 nishwastaken: 
 AFamiliarCalledEl: The narrator didn't like your rendition
 Thisbymaster: is it AI voiced? Yuk
 RatherLargeToad: it’s a mysterious thing
  Sarah_Serinde: It is absolutely not AI voiced
 RatherLargeToad: @thisbymaster no, this is a rather famous voice actor
 HadesLeprechaun: @Thisbymaster no, Chris Sabat, voice of Piccolo
 ThePixelSavage: Abaddon is near!
 Getter404: Low chance of AI, this is Plaid Hat not Awaken Realms or Fryx
 HadesLeprechaun: and Grog is ProZD
 nishwastaken: @HadesLeprechaun oh yeah, I can hear it now
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hall of the Mountain King
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
  Sarah_Serinde: could've been worse
 Pheonix888: Baby shark?
 iris_of_ether: 
 nishwastaken: 
  Sarah_Serinde: (Sesame Street)
 HadesLeprechaun: carrot carrot milk?
 ThePixelSavage: its clearly bock bock bock bock chicken, on a ba ba ba banana. Bock bock bock bock chicken in a ba ba ba bandana
 Mai_Andra:  
 ghyllnox: Well, besides discarding the token
 Dog_of_Myth: Smart
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ghyllnox: Uhhhh
 RatherLargeToad: seems rude
 HadesLeprechaun: established Democracy!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 nishwastaken: BIG fish 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reely Big Fish.
 DarkMorford: Oh hi folks
 ContingentCat: which?
 HadesLeprechaun: really reaching all ends of the scale here
 ghyllnox: 
 loufghyslaufey: Gawd, you LONG Gamers are cruel.
 ImmortalLen: Are we the baddies?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Yes
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean did we forget Dale's Judge character intro? lol
 loufghyslaufey: !card trading post
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 Getter404: Schala.
 nishwastaken: 
 roastbeefsandwitch: Memories of Schala, one of the greatest songs from Chrono Trigger, and a great story.
 RatherLargeToad: clearly should combine them, of course
 HadesLeprechaun: one weapon + any amount of upgrades
 SnackPak_: catchy
 RatherLargeToad: subtle
 nishwastaken: Thanks Gra
 nishwastaken: *Grunko
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @nishwastaken Son of Grung.
 nishwastaken: @Dread_Pirate_Westley You're right, my apologies
 Getter404: Purge the ghosts from the computer box
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Those darn cats, all up in the tubes
 Getter404: OH NO
 Diabore: uh
 SnackPak_: 
 Morrigan9: oh dear
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 DarkMorford: SKELEMANS
  Juliamon: 
 ghyllnox: Welp
 saintguard: 
 ArdCollider: hell yeah secret skeleton podcast
 hyralt: They're grumpy skeletons!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Skeletons are cute!
ArtOfStuttering: Skeletons?!
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, the passage we missed, lol
 SnackPak_: its never fun skelletons
  Juliamon: CONTINUOUS!
  Juliamon: ENTHUSIASTIC!
  Juliamon: CONSENT!
 wedge_x: continuous enthusiastic skeletons
 ShaneLeeAtk: Truly an undying classic
 ArdCollider: honestly, a lack of continuous enthusiastic skeletal consent could be an issue I need to bring up with my PT
 ShaneLeeAtk: !advice
  LRRbot: Drood the Ozeference.
 DarkMorford: Yeah, some days my skeleton doesn't seem to consent to anything I want to do
   LoadingReadyRun: we refreshed the app, so hopefully it will load a little better
 DarkMorford: Music is a touch loud, imo
  Juliamon: It's known, there's no volume controls
 DarkMorford: Ah, nuts
 HadesLeprechaun: tutor vs draw
 HadesLeprechaun: they have a library computer
 ContingentCat: if we get another library card is it even easier to have fun?
 Diabore: hell yeah dumb luck, bect kind of luck
 ShaneLeeAtk: ^
  Sarah_Serinde: Gee I wonder what the other half could be
 DarkMorford: Counterspell? But I don't have any blue mana!
 HadesLeprechaun: does this count as James 'searching'?
 Getter404: Not a Log Truck?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: next location: the second branch of the library!
 HadesLeprechaun: he said *magician*, not wizard!
 nishwastaken: 
 Dog_of_Myth: #notsponsoled
 omdorastrix: Bubly = Is pepsico OK?
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah if you gain Influence that would take you past the top of max influence, you lose a corruption if you have one
 HadesLeprechaun: sounds like it'd be 1-use...
Territan is continuing the Gift Sub they got from 2_manyhobbies!
 HadesLeprechaun: oooh, exploding dice mechanic, I see
 Raincoast_Bear: THUNDER! - Whoa WhoaH Whoa!
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 Getter404: Wasn't there that new shortcut between the Golen and 84?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's a shortcut to 84.
 Mashamino: 
 Mashamino: 
 Bugberry: feels like giving a eulogy for a kid's goldfish.
 xVoxtric: the watch pull
 ThePixelSavage: welcome to the highlights
 NorthstarTex: !clip
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James, you said silence. Shh.
 NorthstarTex: Cool Funeral!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 spethycakes: Ah, lawyers...the world's oldest profession
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do you have to pay upkeep on the lawyer's retainer?
 vinewood_og: Why do I suddenly want an El presidente margarita?
 ThePixelSavage: are you well renowned if you need tell people though?
 ContingentCat: on main?
 RatherLargeToad: Thirst of his name
 HadesLeprechaun: it's like a fun game to travel between pubs and collect the whole story!
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 lamina5432: geez the sensitivity of this group
 NorthstarTex: XD
 Mashamino: oh! oh, I se
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mashamino: see*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mashamino: so it's THAT kind of dungeon
 HadesLeprechaun: seems happy in the cage! Good for them.
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, new dungeon, not finished yet, lol
 Getter404: This group of Freelancers believes in consensual dungeoneering
 tehfewl: Gain Title: Woman Respecter
 Dog_of_Myth: Good title
  Juliamon: Who would know better how to build a dungeon than those familiar with conquering them?
 Bugberry: Nier's pascal also liked to collect books.
 Getter404: Cartographer I do that
ihorner: I will shuck many oysters in your honor!
 Raincoast_Bear: Awesome. I'll be back for more.
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah, you've let failures roll a lot more often today
 Raincoast_Bear: X-Wing - Heroes of the Arturi Cluster?! Noice!
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 shendaras: 
 Dog_of_Myth: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 protojman: 
 lamina5432: gnight
 notthepenguins: destiny called on me to resub tonight i guess
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