Aceviru: Evening, chat.
IbunWest:
stippledotter: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #82: "The last thing I need is more Magic cards." βGraham [2015-04-03]
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Aceviru: Aww
stippledotter: At least there shouldn't be any bugs this stream (the pigeon ate them)
raulghoulia: I was promised sass tonight. But I would settle for japes or buffooneries
r10pez10: !addquote (Paul) [Now] Sorry, there may be a short delay in the stream. The players are looking at a cute, fat pigeon.
LRRbot: New quote #9383: "Sorry, there may be a short delay in the stream. The players are looking at a cute, fat pigeon." βPaul [2025-08-22]
Juliamon: !cardview on
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Juliamon: hot mic
toturi91: hot mic lol
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Juliamon: of course not Serge
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TehAmelie: five players, eh? is Wheeler two of them?
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NonchalantAvenger: yo chat.... anybody know when is the next EDH? acoording to their streams history didn't happen for 2 months
toturi91: canβt wait to see what decks they have
NonchalantAvenger: EDH paper fight*
TehAmelie: i got an email i subscribed but i must have missed the popup window. that's what you get for being afk i guess
FatefulWaffle: Not North100 Showdown, but still a Canadian Highlander throwdown? Hell yeah
northos: @NonchalantAvenger currently according to the schedule it's next week! rakdos commander night
toturi91: yβall have been promoted to main monitor status
Dog_of_Myth:
IbunWest: Nah this is a Whamjangle not a Throwdown. Very different things.
TehAmelie: oh hi
r10pez10: hi serge hi angel
toturi91: nice!!!
thraximore: hi Enjoyl!
cahe: this is what i needed
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RatherLargeToad: Remember to wham those jangles
FatefulWaffle: Canadian Highangle, an LRR Whamjangle
Marvoleath: Wheeler vs Wheeler again?!
Aceviru: The return of Wheeler vs Wheeler?!
QuixoticScrivener: I just received: You're a [3] in my heart.
Marvoleath: !dragonshield
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fcloud:
@Marvoleath not for free! 
they dont just give that shit away
fcloud: angel's mic cld be higher
Dog_of_Myth: Boros, Heck yeah
thraximore: no Scorching Shot?
hvhTim: angel does feel quiet
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
thraximore: she just has a soft voice
LRRbot: Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury [1RW] | Legendary Creature β Elder Giant [6/6] | When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Escapeβ{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
thraximore: oh boy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Always Phlage the bird.
FluoroVortex: The whole stream is very quiet compared to the intro
FatefulWaffle: That bird surely got bolted!
thraximore: oh right, sol ring is 3 again
Spades_Slicc: @FluoroVortex which is strange because, as I've said before, FNPF's opener has always felt pretty quiet
ladyjessica: so many points
hvhTim: so both on white, no mox pearls?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
r10pez10: a nelf?
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap this artifact.
thraximore: BIG boros indeed
MrPipboy3000: Love the shirt Serge
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land β Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
johnnylongtorso: my heirloom surveil lands are coming up nicely
Spades_Slicc: A sewer is a kind of mortuary
fcloud: serge, stop trying to make fetch happen
young_pyromentor: Stop trying to make fetch happen
definenull: Stop trying to make fetch happen
Delmsh: I'm hoping we get to see recurring nightmare go off this game, I think its had an unfortunate run on this channel so far. Good luck Serge!
EricTheOrange: boooo! boo this serge
LRRbot: Witch Enchanter [3W] (back: Witch-Blessed Meadow) | Creature β Human Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
fcloud: triple kill
MegaDosX: Which enchanter?
QuixoticScrivener: really, which enchanter?
Aceviru: Yes
young_pyromentor: Dis enchanter
johnnylongtorso: really more of a Witch Disenchanter
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Xenguin47: I heard a rumor that we were both whamming and jangling in here...
QuixoticScrivener: @MegaDosX Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man.
fcloud: he was clarifying that it wasn't the when enchanter or the who enchanter
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land β Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
MegaDosX:
@QuixoticScrivener 
young_pyromentor: They never ask how enchanter
Spades_Slicc: "doing an outdoor activity" Serge you can say Man's Romance
young_pyromentor: Outdoor activity just means more Bripe-ing
MegaDosX:
(they're not superior 
)
EricTheOrange: a "boat float"? is that just, being on a boat?
fcloud: it's like they always say, "a birthday floaty is a man's romance"
definenull: LOL
Spades_Slicc: @EricTheOrange Well there's a lot of boats that don't float
Xenguin47: I like the "I don't know what any of those numbers mean." I feel that way every time LRR talks about temperature
couchboyj: We should give all temperatures in degrees Kelvin.
LRRbot: Winter Moon [2] | Artifact | Players can't untap more than one nonbasic land during their untap steps.
fcloud: serge is gonna be in a parade. obviously
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
young_pyromentor: Erm actually Kelvin doesn't have degrees...
r10pez10: mox fight
MegaDosX: At least it's not degrees Rankine
thraximore: @young_pyromentor so it dropped out?
definenull: Only six
MegaDosX: "I only have six"
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
Spades_Slicc: @thraximore it went into the trades and got certs instead
young_pyromentor: @thraximore Yeah, but we try to not make a big deal about it
HadesLeprechaun: It's less accurate but is a much faster math equation than you learn in school and will give you a rough idea, F = C*2 + 30
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature β Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
fcloud: @thraximore absolutely
HadesLeprechaun: So 21c is aboouuut 72f
LRRbot: Chandra, Flameshaper [5RR] | Legendary Planeswalker β Chandra [6] | [+2]: Add {R}{R}{R}. Exile the top three cards of your library. Choose one. You may play that card this turn. / [+1]: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it has haste and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token." / [β4]: Chandra deals 8 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers.
MegaDosX: The new one
admiral_sky_: oh hell yeah
admiral_sky_: @MegaDosX but not the newest one
MegaDosX: Right Aetherdrift was after this
MegaDosX: Eight damage lmao
young_pyromentor: "new" as if 20 sets haven't come out since
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r10pez10: damn, seven mana
MegaDosX: @young_pyromentor It's the second most recent Chandra card
bytecaster: The deck name is not lying, that is one big Chandra
LRRbot: Birthing Ritual [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature, look at the top seven cards of your library. Then you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from among those cards onto the battlefield, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Spades_Slicc: congrats Serge
couchboyj: The biggest of Chandras
thraximore: oh snap
MookGB: Oof thats a sweet line
fcloud: fun fact: six new mtg sets have been released since 9am this morning
A_Dub888: hello friends, how high are our landies today?
EricTheOrange: can I counter your sadness than you have to be happy?
definenull: Prob the mox
LoadingReadyRun: seeing a 7 mana planeswalker played in canlander is kinda wild
r10pez10: yeah it really is paul
Simriel: Canadians? Playing some form of Highlander?
young_pyromentor: Gotta play an Irencrag Feat into it
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EricTheOrange: as an old school player I want magic to be slower and simpler
MegaDosX: !card brightglass gearhulk
LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature β Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Seems good in Canlander
LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature β Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
fcloud: @EricTheOrange i feel you. magic in general doesnt seem to be going in that direction. however, maybe pauper?
PiPie__: !decklist
young_pyromentor: @EricTheOrange There's always cube
MookGB: @fcloud Pauper is super fast
EricTheOrange: @fcloud from what I saw ben play, simpler yes, slower no.
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fcloud:
oh it is? 
oops sry
MegaDosX: This is almost the worst scenario to get Price of Progress lmao
therepoman__: Who up whamming they jangles
fcloud: "There's Always Peng!"
EricTheOrange: @young_pyromentor yeah that "boomer cube" James made was great
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LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
stippledotter: Oh
MurphEP: THE One Ring?
young_pyromentor: Not just A One Ring?
johnnylongtorso: Theo N. Ering
thraximore: woah. angel's deck has so many walkers!
LoadingReadyRun:
A The one Ring
stippledotter: Such a power move, reading the card
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature β Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
Fruan: You ever show up to save your bestie, and they just turn invisible and leave you alone to be crushed by a robot? Poor Chandra.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
fcloud: wtf is that art
MegaDosX: Secret Lair
thraximore: @fcloud it's art
LRRbot: Skirmish Rhino [WBG] | Creature β Rhino [3/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
young_pyromentor: Which printing is that?
MurphEP: Rhino!
johnnylongtorso: swords to bicycles
r10pez10: asked and answered
fcloud: its givin me nightmares and im not even asleep
hvhTim: amsterdam one
EricTheOrange: what secret lair is that?
MegaDosX: Also doesn't damage so gets through protection that way
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And it says loses life, not damages.
couchboyj: It says each?
EricTheOrange: pingu?
lamina5432: evening
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature β Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
young_pyromentor: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
fcloud: eightch damage?
MegaDosX: Three creatures
MegaDosX: Counting with Serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land β Mountain Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
UnknownFriday:
definenull: Lmao that's a wild splash
FurthestChunk: love people encountering Angel decks for the first time
thraximore: Angel is a certified Brewer
thraximore: she has the heart of a champion
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
EricTheOrange: I have a question chat, is it, or has it ever been a rule that winter orb doesn't activate if tapped. Back when I played I had a friend who would tap it at the end of my turn and say that let him untap all his stuff.
definenull:
That winter orb looking real awkward now 
CCpyro_: He's getting in her head
MegaDosX: !card mana vault
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap this artifact. / At the beginning of your draw step, if this artifact is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
CCpyro_: He's beginning to believe
spawnofhastur: @EricTheOrange that is the current rule, yes.
FurthestChunk: Yeah OG Winter Orb does that
LRRbot: Ursine Monstrosity [2G] | Creature β Bear Mutant [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill a card and choose an opponent at random. This creature attacks that player this combat if able. Until end of turn, this creature gains indestructible and gets +1/+1 for each card type among cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: !card winter orb
LRRbot: Winter Orb [2] | Artifact | As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
FurthestChunk: It's a rude card
r10pez10: gonna need a supercut of serge noises
thraximore: you have to have a way to tap it though, you can't just tap it
MegaDosX: Oh shit
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature β Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt β When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
thraximore: sick
Diabore: thats why they call him poker face yager
MegaDosX: Renegade Rallier still getting shit done
Xenguin47: Which enchanter?
JonHerzogArtist: Dis enchanter
EricTheOrange: @spawnofhastur is that true of all artifacts cuz it's not on the card?
r10pez10: he punched chat!
MegaDosX: That means we get to hit him back right?
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
definenull: Snerge as entered the stream
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / EvokeβExile a red card from your hand.
MegaDosX: The ol' hardcast Fury
Xenguin47: @r10pez10 You say that like we didn't deserve it.
Diabore: good turn serge, have you heard of mh2?
spawnofhastur: @EricTheOrange It's written on the card now, but the rules back then had a concept that if they were tapped they were "turned off".
r10pez10: this is wild
FurthestChunk: @EricTheOrange It used to be true for all artifacts, then they changed the rules but also issued errata on the pre-existing artifacts so they worked the way they used to.
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature β Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, other creatures get β2/β2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
chat after being punched
MookGB: @EricTheOrange Its an old rule that was true because of the type of artifact (continous) same reason black lotus doesnt say tap on it cause its a mono artifact
jemdet: is there a phyrexian metamorph in there somewhere
MegaDosX: A glimpse into an alternate timeline
drcthulu: there was a glitch in the matrix
EricTheOrange: @FurthestChunk ah K. I thought my friend was just messing with me.
FurthestChunk: Well okay, it used to be true for some artifacts because they were two types but we're getting into the weeds
MegaDosX: Big whiffies
Diabore: did he whiff?
definenull: You don't have to sac if you whiff right?
Izandai: Correct.
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definenull: Because it's a 2021 green card
definenull: ?
young_pyromentor: You don't have to sac ever
fcloud: serge "sir whiffsalot" yager
MegaDosX: Classic dying to your own One Ring
Izandai: Because being forced to sac a creature and then whiffing would suck.
MookGB: Its look at top 6 you may sac if you do, you can put somethign in. You can wiff and sac or wiff and not sac
johnnylongtorso: after all, why shouldn't she?
definenull: Thanks chat
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Izandai: That's not 2021 green cards, that's not-90s design.
MookGB: One of the least egregious mh3 cards
MegaDosX: !card fury
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / EvokeβExile a red card from your hand.
MookGB: @definenull 2024
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when this creature dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
MegaDosX: Neat.
johnnylongtorso: I really love the EOE pulp sci-fi novel art for Magus
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mountained Footmountain.
LRRbot: Boggart Trawler [2B] (back: Boggart Bog) | Creature β Goblin [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard.
Bugberry: @Izandai People seem to forget that just because something doesn't have a downside, that doesn't mean there isn't an opportunity cost.
MegaDosX: I mean it might be relevant, the Phlage is now gone
MegaDosX: Though Angel has no white sources right now
fcloud: the most important life point
fcloud: singular sensation
MookGB: !card Grim monolith
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap this artifact.
johnnylongtorso: time to do 25 damage
MegaDosX: 25 damage in one turn, let's go
MegaDosX: Totally doable
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft β {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
thraximore: extruder?
singinnonsense: turns out the One ring is much fairer when you only have one in your deck
Fruan: And untap/get rid of your vault
MegaDosX: I mean.
MegaDosX:
One Ring is definitely not fair even in singleton 
young_pyromentor: Looks like Nahiri
Izandai: @Fruan She can untap it next turn.
MrAyeAxe:
I mean it's a 4 drop that drew 15 cards this game I wouldn't quite call that fair 
definenull:
Balance? 
Fruan: @Izandai Yep, it's not the biggest hurdle
MegaDosX: It's easier to get around in 60/4 formats but I would not call it fair ever
Boltarion: get em angel
Diabore: reader dont like that
LRRbot: Nahiri, the Harbinger [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker β Nahiri [4] | [+2]: You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / [β2]: Exile target enchantment, tapped artifact, or tapped creature. / [β8]: Search your library for an artifact or creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. It gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Aceviru: Good ol Nahiri
r10pez10: yo legit
before_damage: !deck
Larkonus: Why didn't the hobbits just ask Nahiri for help? Come on, Tolkein. (/j)
Fruan: Giving the One Ring to Nahiri seems like a really bad idea.
MrPipboy3000: Frodo should have just brought Nahiri the ring ...
Diabore: still hate the name
Izandai: Video game?
DiscordianTokkan: Video Game
luckyalien013: Flr
johnnylongtorso: if you die in Magic you die in real life
definenull: Video game?
luckyalien013: For us it is a video game
Diabore: i assumed video game was intentional, the second saying of video game makes me doubt it a bit
Aceviru: @Fruan "I can fix her"
CCpyro_: they're playing a game while on video
HadesLeprechaun: I mean a bunch of cards in the deck are probably from video games
young_pyromentor: @luckyalien013 That wrinkles my brain
Bugberry: We are getting more Lorehold next year with Strixhaven, so expect more Boros graveyard shenanigans.
MurphEP: New creature type - elf bird
MookGB: !card animate dead
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets β1/β0.
PiPie__: it can
MookGB: any graveyard
Mustang_Redcloak: It can
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Enchant Creature Card in A graveyard.
fcloud: if a card called "animate dead" can't target your graveyard, something has gone seriously wrong
LoadingReadyRun: Phlage the Unphluchable
MegaDosX: Deckalanche
Izandai: @fcloud It can obviously target something in your graveyard, the question is if it can target something in *their* graveyard.
TehAmelie: ha, i thought i remembered it being too wordy for Lrrbot
johnnylongtorso: the new sleeve slide
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Mustang_Redcloak:
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Diabore:
thingo314:
Drum0_0:
TitanicBark68: That was a great game 1
MegaDosX: "It's in German"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Counter moxen.
definenull: LMAO
GasCityGaming: it's in German, but in German
Izandai: It should say "It's in German" in German.
Diabore: no mox
EricTheOrange: it's german, Wheelers been here
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land β Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Izandai: "Es ist auf Deutsch"
Izandai: Or something like that.
Larkonus: Are we sure the backstreets weren't just named when the sun was going down?
Spades_Slicc: Vexing Bauble meet Gaddock Teeg
fcloud: only benjamin wheeltroopers are so prΓ€zise
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land β Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature β Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Spades_Slicc: wait
Spades_Slicc: I meant trinisphere
wyvernflight_: Is this first game? Only got here
MegaDosX: Game two
LRRbot: Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury [1RW] | Legendary Creature β Elder Giant [6/6] | When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Escapeβ{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
spawnofhastur: Match 1 game 2, iirc
an_archist2: serge instinctively moving his fauna shaman to his graveyard when angel taps mana
MegaDosX: Serge won game 1
CCpyro_: I like the little numbers with the health changes
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature β Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: The Birthing Ritual doesn't trigger the Vexing Bauble, right?
CCpyro_: Is that new from this stream?
MurphEP: Live by the Fauna Shaman, Die by the Phlage
dannycabby: 2 toughness creatures vs red- *pulls collar nervously*
CCpyro_: @LoadingReadyRun creature enters, its not cast so no
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @LoadingReadyRun Ritual doesn't cast, so correct.
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker β Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [β3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [β7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on tβ¦
MrPipboy3000: How good of a card can it be if its not in German?
lamina5432: tezz my man
definenull: Uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo Tezzeret
LoadingReadyRun: @CCpyro_ I added it when we were streaming the Final Fantasy set and liked it so much that I decided to keep it
CCpyro_: I see! yea its very cute
Spades_Slicc: How did bauble end up in the 'yard?
MegaDosX: That is an incredibly shiny card
dannycabby: too shiny for the reader
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Who hurt you? Mana Vault.
FurthestChunk: mana don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
FurthestChunk: @Spades_Slicc angel paid one mana and tapped it
MegaDosX: !card vexing bauble
LRRbot: Vexing Bauble [1] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
MrPipboy3000: Now THATS a button ... "Sol Ring doesn't hurt me like Mana Vault does."
chaostreader: @spades_slicc Angel sacced it.
LRRbot: Birthing Pod [3{G/P}] | Artifact | {1}{G/P}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature β Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt β When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Aceviru: Oooh
dannycabby: OOF
Dog_of_Myth: Heck of a turn there
Drum0_0: Ouch
neisan2112: WOOOOW
definenull:
Storm count?
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP
neisan2112: Holy shit
coriolis_storm: That was a nice turn!
Marvoleath: Rude. Love it
FurthestChunk: she picked that man up and placed him directly in the trash can
TheAwkes: Back to the stone age.
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
neisan2112: BRUH
Aceviru: Holy
CCpyro_: Jesus
GasCityGaming:
bye serge!
aitsu100: Beep Beep
MurphEP: That's so much lingas
jemdet: yo chill
corpocracy: Get 'em
Izandai: This, as they say in the old country, kills the Serge.
jemdet: he has a family
circusofkirkus: cool monarch token
dannycabby: that's a great monarch token
definenull: This was for last game
DigitalSeahorse:
FurthestChunk: oh that monarch token is so cute
niccus: four eorlingas...
mazingolfer: call that ligma fourth
chaostreader: not that it mattered but it was only 8 damage. not 10.
Aceviru: Angel with the steel chair!
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fcloud: for THEIR lingas? doesnt seem fair
Spades_Slicc: @chaostreader + magus
Izandai: @chaostreader 4 2/2 tokens plus Magus.
mazingolfer: @aceviru 4 knights + magus
chaostreader: oh. missed magus.
mazingolfer: wrong person lmao
FurthestChunk: love the incorrect pedantry race in here
johnnylongtorso: Four Kings and Manus--whoops, wrong game
dannycabby: free spells are good, who woulda thought
definenull: Endstone might save you from the ring tho
young_pyromentor: Also notably new new Ugin is very good and sees play
Bugberry: Ugin and Karn are the big expensive planeswalkers I'm pretty sure see play here too.
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature β Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land β Mountain Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
MrPipboy3000: I killed someone playing Endstone with Hidetsugu's Second Rite and it was the best feeling in the world
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
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Diabore: oh
definenull: Cup of that pith
hvhTim: @MrPipboy3000 nelson would be so proud
FurthestChunk: casual nine mana spells no big deal
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature β Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
johnnylongtorso: Magus, eaten by Lavos
TheAwkes: Get me a cup of that needle's pith.
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature β Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Diabore: the fun ring is here
r10pez10: oh one game each
LRRbot: Birthing Ritual [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature, look at the top seven cards of your library. Then you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from among those cards onto the battlefield, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
young_pyromentor: I had someone endstone against me when I had Rampaging Ferocidon. Felt bad letting them know that they would not be going back up to 10
ghizmou: good ol reliable birthing ritual
LRRbot: Woodland Acolyte // Mend the Wilds | Woodland Acolyte [2W] | Creature β Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. // Mend the Wilds [G] | Instant β Adventure | Put target permanent card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Talisman of Impulse [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Sorator13: I heard "talisman of confusion" and now I want that
LRRbot: Pithing Needle [1] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
r10pez10: that poor skull
definenull: Oop
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature β Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
spawnofhastur: oh man it's barry
LRRbot: Skirmish Rhino [WBG] | Creature β Rhino [3/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
dannycabby: !birthing ritual
Hewdra: Birthing Ritual saying "X or less" is such cowardice
MegaDosX: !card birthing ritual
LRRbot: Birthing Ritual [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature, look at the top seven cards of your library. Then you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from among those cards onto the battlefield, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
fcloud: Bear O'Goyf
EricTheOrange: Porque no los dos?
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon [8] | Legendary Planeswalker β Ugin [7] | [+2]: Ugin deals 3 damage to any target. / [βX]: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. / [β10]: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
young_pyromentor: Gross
Mustang_Redcloak:
definenull: Sheesh
Hewdra: yes good
definenull: He's already dead!
Izandai: Eugene hits hard.
FatefulWaffle: Gotta love Eugine!
adept_nekomancer: Dragon says nope
singinnonsense: offa abd doofa
ghizmou: how fortunate, angel's board is unaffected
johnnylongtorso: more like oofgin
LRRbot: Ursine Monstrosity [2G] | Creature β Bear Mutant [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill a card and choose an opponent at random. This creature attacks that player this combat if able. Until end of turn, this creature gains indestructible and gets +1/+1 for each card type among cards in your graveyard.
CCpyro_: Big burr
definenull: Uh oh
eye_h_bar: That Mox Emerald is looking nice
TheAwkes: Not many 8-drops get more powerful as your opponents deck gets more competitive, with a more aggressive curve to cost less to wipe.
LRRbot: Dino DNA [1] | Artifact | Imprint β {1}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery. / {6}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with this artifact, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.
definenull: Excuse me?
Diabore: thats a fake card
definenull: OH NO
ChargingFurret: oh no
Mustang_Redcloak: Oh no
EricTheOrange: why is it in the card reader then?
Dog_of_Myth: YES
young_pyromentor: Oh yeah
Izandai: Well that's cool.
Larkonus: Dyno-mite!
Fruan: Phyrexia, uhhh, finds a way
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, it's the Atraxasaurus
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Atraxasaurus Rex
Diabore: @EricTheOrange pauls a wizard
Sorator13: That's certainly a sentence.
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature β Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa enters, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
singinnonsense: oh no they clone Atraxa
definenull: Angel I love the deck
Aceviru: Atraxasaurus rex
ghizmou: things are looking grim for our hero
lilmaeifert: POP OFF!!!!!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The word sacrifice seems to be missing from that card.
Drum0_0: Beautiful
dannycabby: gg
corpocracy: Seems good
EricTheOrange: @Diabore I thought paul went off moxfield? did paul add that art to moxfield?
FatefulWaffle: Well, if Serge wasn't dead enough...
FurthestChunk: She could, in theory, keep pumping out Atraxas
Bugberry: you do have to pay 8 mana over 2 turns to get the token.
johnnylongtorso: your artificers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
Fruan: It'll still be legendary, right?
Izandai: Yes.
HadesLeprechaun: @Bugberry second ability doesn't tap
spawnofhastur: @Fruan still gets the trigger though
ChargingFurret: angel can make multiples in a turn, it doesnβt tap to make copied#s
Bugberry: maybe not over 2 turns, but still 8 mana
Diabore: oh impossibly dead, no one has been more dead than serge at this point
FatefulWaffle: I mean, it's *only* a 6/6
Fruan: @spawnofhastur Oh yeah, it's still a great deal.
Dog_of_Myth: What a cool deck there Angel
definenull: The etb of atraxa is not nothing either
KWardJenx: Angel with the Angel!
spawnofhastur: are we sure this is a whamjangle and not a ballyhoo?
FatefulWaffle: So kind of serge to let Angel borrow his Atraxa
Dog_of_Myth:
1000 Let's go Boros!
CCpyro_: damn, thats a banger
Xenguin47:
Wait, we give them *breaks*!? Next thing you know, they're gonna wanna go home at the end of the stream! 
Aceviru: HAI
definenull: You are a planeswalker....
Dog_of_Myth:
fcloud: and tears
niccus: any number of people can backseat!
A_Dub888: two infinity and beyond players
johnnylongtorso: good improv
CCpyro_: Benelson
singinnonsense: bennelly
Aceviru: Hi lostdieroll. I'm dad
superdude097: Are Nelson's sleeves petrol color, or some shade of green?
James_the_Dabbler: @HadesLeprechaun Whatever it was it was too many
MookGB: No leyline helm?
YakkShakk221B: love to see some whams being jangled
definenull: blinking_man.gif
TehAmelie: i just hope the jangles won't get too whammed
MegaDosX: Nadu, gross
Xavorin: Nad-ish
singinnonsense: I love that Carl Sagan is now part of the set
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land β Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dΓ»m [5B] | Creature β Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature β Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
Manitu_25: whats bens points?
johnnylongtorso: I'm sure that troll will never be seen again
definenull: Just a lil guy!
LRRbot: Hive of the Eye Tyrant | Land | If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
GreatGodOm: "Oh hive Mark!"
neisan2112: I love all the alts for the DND creature lands
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MegaDosX: Delighted Halfling getting into the redzone
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
YakkShakk221B: 3
definenull: Free bolt!
LRRbot: Warren Soultrader [2B] | Creature β Zombie Goblin Wizard [3/3] | Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: It stays in exile if you don't I think
Izandai: Rebound is a may.
lamina5432: wasn't that the one they got the art wrong
spawnofhastur: No, but it goes away forever
Pywodwagon: you do not, it will stay in exile
TehAmelie: ooh Japanese has to be even higher level than German
Incandescent_Zubat: that and memoey lapse got art swapped.
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
GreatGodOm: Ben doesn't have double white
superdude097: ^
HadesLeprechaun: Ben that die was for your Urza's Saga
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature β Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: !card delighted halfling
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature β Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah Ben couldn't cast that
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
definenull: Oopsies
Jadaris: too late now
MegaDosX: Halfling only makes coloured mana for legendary spells
Bugberry: Second time the double white palace jailer came up tonight
TehAmelie: does it seem mean to make a halfling 1/2?
Hewdra: did Ben lose the life for Force?
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MegaDosX: Everyone remember forever that Ben oopsed there
GasCityGaming: Speaking of hollow, Silksong is coming out!
MegaDosX: Also no Ben did not pay the life for Force
Jadaris: !relaxed
Sibwow: break out the asterisk for the muffin
MegaDosX: Board is now accurate except for Ben oopsing on the Jailer
MurphEP: Paul distracted you
frozenphoenix7: A-Paul-ogize
definenull: A-paul-ogise?
MegaDosX: Everyone in chat remember that Ben oopsed
Manitu_25:
hey did I miss what bens pointed cards are? 
tehfewl: magic is hard
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature β Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
MurphEP: I've already forgotten any oops
Wormsbane: the saga
singinnonsense: urza saga
LRRbot: Fell Mire (front: Fell the Profane) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: From the Catacombs [3BB] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a corpse counter on it. You take the initiative. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. / Escapeβ{3}{B}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
definenull: Initiative? *groan*
MegaDosX: It's a reminder, kinda like Isareth
Bugberry: not the first card to have corpse counters
singinnonsense: it's proto-finality
YakkShakk221B: This troll is a Corpse
MegaDosX: !card isareth
LRRbot: Isareth the Awakener [1BB] | Legendary Creature β Human Wizard [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever Isareth attacks, you may pay {X}. When you do, return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield with a corpse counter on it. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else.
FatefulWaffle: Technically, Finality still let's the creature die
ekplayscards: OMG HOW DID I MISS THAT IT WAS CANLANDER TONIGHT
MegaDosX: Finality is exile instead, so it wouldn't die
ekplayscards: hope everyone's having a nice friday
MegaDosX: It's just codified on the counter
YakkShakk221B: Roper
GreatGodOm: Initiative and the monarchy. Now we just need something to introduce speed and the day night cycle.
YakkShakk221B: the grabster
Hewdra: @FatefulWaffle nnnope
benjamin_wheeler: EK dude I told you
benjamin_wheeler: on stream nooooooo
Bugberry: It's similar to Renown/Monstrous being a state that uses +1 counters to track, but not relying on the counters to be there to be active.
spawnofhastur: that creature is very rude. ignores Arena etiquette.
FatefulWaffle: @megadosx huh, you are correct. I guess I've never seen them enough to remember
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/β1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: It is wild how much Shuko exploded in price after Nadu showed up
MrAyeAxe: You can From the Catacombs your scavenging ghoul to give it an extra regenerate, think of the synergy!
YakkShakk221B: sklamp
MegaDosX: After being worth nothing
definenull: Does shuko still cost a billion?
MegaDosX: It's not quite as much but it's still more than it was a year or two ago
dannycabby: into play right
spawnofhastur: i keep clamping cloud
Dog_of_Myth: Oh hiya @ekplayscards
MegaDosX: !card urza's saga
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land β Urza's Saga | I β This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II β This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III β Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
superdude097: Doesn't Saga put it into play?
dannycabby: saga is onto the battlefield
MegaDosX: Yeah artifact onto the battlefield
ekplayscards: @benjamin_wheeler ben, you think too highly of me and it's flattering LOL I was editing and had you muted.
ekplayscards:
@Dog_of_Myth heyoooo 
dannycabby: its busto
tehfewl: i got to pre-war formalware back a Cloud once, that was gas
neisan2112: A point for a reason
spawnofhastur: i once amped raptor'd into cloud, getting clamp, and clamping the cloud to draw 4 cards.
spawnofhastur: felt good.
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Going to have to build a canlander deck for Atlanta
HadesLeprechaun: according to mtggoldfish price history, Shuko is basically back to the price it was pre-Nadu. bout 2 bucks before it, bout 2 bucks now
EliteRiptide: hey guys! new here and nedw to mtg! Hope you are all havinga great night!
dannycabby: also coulda used the mana from saga for equip
superdude097: @EliteRiptide Howdy, friend!
InfiniTokens: Welcome, new friend!
neisan2112: @EliteRiptide Welcome, gonna see some powerful magic tonight
Dog_of_Myth: @EliteRiptide Welcome
LoadingReadyRun: Silk Song Skullclamp: Skong Sklamp
dannycabby: it is incredibly hard to play on camera
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MegaDosX: There's so much going on that it's easy to miss things even without the cameras
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MegaDosX: Especially in Canlander with all of this nonsense
GreatGodOm:
I guess the answer to the misplays is to stop having fun. 
fcloud: thats why god invented judges π
CCpyro_: Next turn: "im gonna ink this island to special summon this Nadu in defense position, it then goes on an adventure"
tehfewl: not misplays, happy little GRVs
Bugberry: You just gotta play and have Paul secretly record it.
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YakkShakk221B: thankfully Twitch Chat is known for its tact and grace
definenull: Qb?
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Larry's Disk?
fcloud: @Bugberry that sounds like a recipe for TOS-breaking oopsies
Manitu_25: well instead of just a game ig becomes a perfomance job with too many rules. would wrack my nerves too lol
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
MurphEP: 5 player whamjangle? One ring.
Drum0_0: Did Nelson lose life from the attack?
adept_nekomancer: It seems to me like there may be more than one of these rings.
definenull: I miss when QB was memed about
MegaDosX: Maybe Ben stole Angels
fcloud: there are many like it but this one is mine
MegaDosX: Angel's
LRRbot: Grim Tutor [1BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.
GasCityGaming: kinda wish The One Ring had the old can't have two on the field legend rule.
TheMerricat:
@adept_nekomancer Tolkien didn't name it the "Unique" ring, he named it "The One" ring. you know? The one ring everyone talks about? 
johnnylongtorso: one ring makes you larger, and one ring makes you draw
MurphEP: But they were all of them deceived - for another Another One Ring was made
ItsThugDimmadome: And the ring your mother gives you doesn't do anything at all
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature β Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
fcloud: yeah it's not like a unique item, of which there can be only a single instance, right? arpg players?
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MegaDosX: Go ask Frodo, when he's ten feet tall
ItsThugDimmadome:
LoadingReadyRun: Sauron lied about the collectability of The One Ring
fcloud: but he seemed so trustworthy...
dannycabby: the one ring is very flavorful- everyone knows it's bad for the world but keeps it because it's precious
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MurphEP: Is Sauron manipulating the secondary market?
MegaDosX: He would, wouldn't he?
TehAmelie: that's why they called him The Deciever
johnnylongtorso: Post Malone is Sauron?
RathmoreTV: Only the shadow nose?
tehfewl: Call me when they make a Two Ring in MH4
fcloud: sauron was malone before it was cool. Pre Malone, if you will
MurphEP: @tehfewl That's actually really funny
MurphEP: It gives you double protection
Bugberry: they are the whole jail
fcloud:
i spent a minute trying to figure out what rings had to do with monster hunter 4 
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
superdude097: Not less
dannycabby: only birthing ritual
FatefulWaffle: Ritual is or less
definenull: Except birthing ritual
GasCityGaming: !card birthing pod
LRRbot: Birthing Pod [3{G/P}] | Artifact | {1}{G/P}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
tehfewl: eldritct evo is or less
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CCpyro_: Eldricth evo is "or less im pretty rue
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / EvokeβExile a white card from your hand.
macintose: eldrich evolution is less
CCpyro_: sure*
neisan2112: Eldritch evo is any
dannycabby: !card repurposing bay
LRRbot: Repurposing Bay [2U] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
dannycabby: equal to with bay
Pywodwagon: eldritch evolution is less, thatβs what youβre thinking of Nelly
LRRbot: Flare of Malice [2BB] | Instant | You may sacrifice a nontoken black creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
fcloud: classic eldritch evo moment #37 or less
Hewdra: one floating from Halfling
Manitu_25:
hello, this is entertaining and you're doing a great job. thank you!
tehfewl: Eldritch Evo stocks stay up
TheMerricat: did a creature on nelson's side need to leave or did it already?
LoadingReadyRun: Pop Quiz: Is this a game of Magic the Gathering?
definenull: Hard to tell
Hewdra: @TheMerricat he sacced Bowmasters to Flare
Natedogg2: @TheMerricat He sacrificed the Bowmasters
TheMerricat: ah!
protocol_gamma: I also believe there is a counter on the solitude
superdude097: Floating colorless from Halfling
ztghostie: he had one colorless from halfling
FatefulWaffle: Colorless floating!!
jemdet: floating mana
jemdet: didnβt need to tap for clamp
GasCityGaming: oh god, I'm watching a baseball game and the audio from the feed is messed up and it sounds like a demon voice mod.
TehAmelie: there's so many counters on the board, it might have turned into a game of Go
definenull: NELLY
neisan2112: HELL YEAH NELLY!!
MurphEP: 6?
ztghostie:
So rude
Manitu_25: daaayum
neisan2112: Lets go
TehAmelie: @GasCityGaming that could be some desync, i'd try refreshing
tehfewl: TBF, if 500 people watched me play magic, they would probably find some whoopsie doos
Manitu_25: next level boomer control
CCpyro_: What a game 1
fcloud: playing magic the gathering? trying to decide what to do next? try Getting Big!
MurphEP: @CCpyro_ Omg it's game 1 lol
CCpyro_:
@MurphEP Right?
Hewdra: try showing a '93 gamer a Dauthi Voidwalker and watch their head explode
LoadingReadyRun:
The art on Mind Twist depicts the reaction when someone tells you how old Mind Twist is 
TehAmelie: the dice give me an idea, maybe Go would be improved with stones that can level up
GasCityGaming: @TehAmelie Thank you, it's fine, it's on second monitor, just noticed cause i barely have the volume on in case something exciting happens lol
TheMerricat:
Wow, I just searched for Highlander Whamjangle on a whim, and google's AI bot knows about LRR.
definenull: Eww
MurphEP: @TheMerricat Is that how you know you've made it?
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
LRRbot: Aether Channeler [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, choose one β / β’ Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. / β’ Return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / β’ Draw a card.
fcloud: it knows about everything on the internet, so it would
LoadingReadyRun:
Before we went online, I did a google search for "Whamjangle" to check the spelling and found that the first page of results is mostly *us* 
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature β Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
TheMerricat:
@MurphEP I hope they knew they made it well before now.
Juliamon: that's how you know LRR's content has been scraped
jemdet: dead on board with ring
GasCityGaming: yeah, a couple weeks back the site was down cause it was probably getting scraped.
Hewdra: well there is the Trap and the Ring
LoadingReadyRun: I don't *think* we invented the term "Whamjangle" but I guess we popularized it?
MegaDosX: Definitely how I'd describe the One Ring. "That's a problem"
LoadingReadyRun: for certain values of "popularize"
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
TehAmelie: it's not even on etymology online, you clearly got in on the ground floor
MurphEP: For the intersection of people who enjoy both Canlander and the word Whamjangle? This place is a haven.
definenull: That's a rad alter
darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun I'm assuming metric. What's the conversion to imperial whamjangles?
MegaDosX: In the set "Nelson's friend made it"
GasCityGaming: I googled just the word 'whamjangle' and most of the results were LRR related.
LRRbot: Graveyard Trespasser [2B] (back: Graveyard Glutton) | Creature β Human Werewolf [3/3] | WardβDiscard a card. / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Daybound
YakkShakk221B: bump in the night kills here
admiral_sky_: we did it!
MegaDosX: Oh this kills
LoadingReadyRun: If Skibidi gets in the Cambridge dictionary, maybe whamjangle has a chance
MurphEP:
MurphEP: @LoadingReadyRun True facts
MookGB: spellseeker is a 3 not a 2
MegaDosX: !card spellseeker
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
chaostreader: so. the pairings on matches is Serge v Angel and Nelson v Ben. so is the last match a rerun of wheeler v himself.
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definenull: Ooh that's a cheeky line
darkcyril: @chaostreader The final level of "Is This Your Card?"
Bugberry: true for lots of toolbox heavy decks.
Diabore:
serge brought food
MurphEP: I'm enjoying it
neisan2112: TBH I'd be so down for that Rakdos rules
MegaDosX: Super menace
superdude097: Swearing on MTG content D:
hvhTim: im waiting for the day Serge brings elementals to this
MurphEP: Exported from Canada
KWardJenx: It's a great word
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Cptasparagus: @MurphEP tariff please!
GasCityGaming: both players shufflinf!!
definenull: *cheevo bloop*
darkcyril: @MurphEP That means I could buy three barn burners for the price of one whamjangle. Sigh... damn tariffs.
Hewdra: been loving the editor's notes, Nelly !!
MurphEP: @Cptasparagus Everytime you whamjangle, you must pay 1 canadian dollar
MookGB: Nelson is def the best editor by a huge margine
definenull: I love the sardonic text
omdorastrix: It took nearly an entire day...
Aceviru:
Both great on the edits.
Fruan: Are we whamming the jangle, or are we jangling the wham?
hidingbox: Always looking forward to Nelson making judge notes, then Wheeler just finding out his mistake 1 turn cycle later
Willbow132: the editing, like always, was amazing
HadesLeprechaun: by a large margarine
Sibwow: he really plays with the format its great
MegaDosX: lmao rekt
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A_Dub888: Nelson > Jordynne, got it
LRRbot: Aether Channeler [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, choose one β / β’ Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. / β’ Return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / β’ Draw a card.
Hewdra: I can't believe it's not butter by a huge margarine
powerflapjack: c'mon nelly, he's getting displacer kitten
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / EvokeβExile a black card from your hand.
calculated_uncertainties: I can't believe it's not Nelly!
Hewdra: "I don't have the scam" he says with Emperor of Bones in hand
Hewdra: oh shit don't read this Ben
MegaDosX: Everyone talk and make it go off screen
MurphEP:
@Hewdra
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature β Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: Talk about what?
MegaDosX: Hand hate back to back, wow
calculated_uncertainties:
Hewdra: anything
definenull: So much hand attack
powerflapjack: i love the bat
chaostreader: so favorite ice cream flavor?
Hewdra: the bat's so coo
Hewdra: l
MegaDosX: I think Nelson managed a turn that have both Standard and Modern players shivers
calculated_uncertainties: @chaostreader unironically it might be soy sauce vanilla now.
MegaDosX: gave*
MurphEP: @chaostreader Deep cavern bat
MurphEP: Actually Superman
LoadingReadyRun: Looks like Nelson is getting into playing Gief
MegaDosX: No Paul he played Grief, not Gief
Hewdra: really been getting into grieving lately
powerflapjack: @LoadingReadyRun no he's jund
Aceviru:
He did say he wanted bodies, not corpses
CCpyro_: nelson is a zangief main confirmed
definenull: I am his loyal fan
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX my mistake
MegaDosX: !card zangief
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature β Dryad Knight [2/1] | When this creature enters, choose one β / β’ Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / β’ Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / β’ You gain 4 life.
MegaDosX: LRRbot pls
powerflapjack: !card maarika
LRRbot: Maarika, Brutal Gladiator [2BRG] | Legendary Creature β Human Warrior [7/4] | Maarika, Brutal Gladiator must be blocked if able. / As long as it's your turn, Maarika has indestructible. / Whenever Maarika deals damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, that creature's controller sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent.
CCpyro_: Thats weird that the bot doesnt pick up zangief
CCpyro_: !card chun li
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature β Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: Ok I found his name, it's Zangief the Red Cyclone
MegaDosX: But I guess the UW versions of the Street Fighter cards take precedence for the bot
Hewdra: theeere we go
jemdet: Boney eMp
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature β Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
MegaDosX: Imagine if you could just exile your grief
Dog_of_Myth: Dog
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AdamYMHMI: @MegaDosX New card named, "Unhealthy Emotional State" that only has the text: exile your grief
pn55: Believe in the doggo!
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
pn55: Welp!
MegaDosX: Wow
MookGB: Kill the dumb dog!
MegaDosX: #CancelNelson
InfiniTokens: @AdamYMHMI It's a good thing "Unhealthy Emotional State" isn't an emblem and unremoveable.
Hewdra: down dog...
AdamYMHMI: @InfiniTokens Player enchantment, only removable by the card, "Years of Therapy"
Hansk_and_Boo: Pheeeeeelia, I'm down on my knees.... Begging you please come on home... Bow wow down...
InfiniTokens: @AdamYMHMI It has "Suspend" and doesn't work for years.
AdamYMHMI: @InfiniTokens New format: Mental Health Magic
definenull: Casually binning 3 points
powerflapjack: as you do
LRRbot: Beseech the Mirror [1BBB] | Sorcery | Bargain / Search your library for a card, exile it face down, then shuffle. If this spell was bargained, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if that spell's mana value is 4 or less. Put the exiled card into your hand if it wasn't cast this way.
GasCityGaming:
Bump in the night!
definenull: OOFA
MegaDosX: Them life totals
definenull: Corrupt?
TheGoozler: emperor collecting some adorable dog bones
hidingbox: drain spells seem also fine?
circusofkirkus: did nelly gain the 1 from his bat?
MegaDosX: I mean, you gotta
MegaDosX: Now that you asked
Hewdra: @circusofkirkus don't think so
MookGB: To be fair tinkering a mox is classic
pn55: Yea, I think Nelly should be at 4
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
narset6691: wait 1 ring phases out all his permanants
narset6691: doesnt it?
powerflapjack: nope
definenull: Nope, it's not that broken
Hewdra: no lol
MegaDosX: !card the one ring
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get βX/βX until end of turn.
hidingbox: that's finny
hidingbox: funny*
MegaDosX: Toxic Deluge is hilarious right now
HadesLeprechaun: oh no, he did have 1 more life
pn55: GGs
superdude097: Bat
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Hewdra: Bat attack
jemdet: bat lifelink
arbysgaming38: missed lifelink on the bat
Hansk_and_Boo: No chance a Sign In Blood is in that list?
hvhTim: i was hoping there was a sign in blood that dealt 3 or something lol
GasCityGaming:
Been a while since i've heard it but "The stakes have never been lower!"
Hewdra: would have loved the Beseech into Tendrils for 4
jemdet: need to get kaervekβs spite in there
definenull: Why did I think corrupt was BB?
jemdet: beseech into kaervekβs spite for the win π
Diabore: shouldnt have too many combos in the soup
50keyz: mono black represent!
Hansk_and_Boo: DOZENSSS!
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
TheGoozler: unlike most crypts, agadeem has very high ceilings
50keyz: there are hermit druid payoff but theres better HD payoffs lol
jemdet: flickerwisp?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Servant of the Stinger [1B] | Creature β Human Warlock [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you've committed a crime this turn, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
definenull: Whoah
50keyz: yo that servant card looks AMAZING in foil - the yellow parts really pop
50keyz: i saw one at my LGS and was like "yes please"
kingrilz3rd: has wheeler played medium green yet?
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
powerflapjack: random question, do you have that one LCI card that makes skeletons?
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
Hansk_and_Boo: Hey chat, which is better, white border Deathrite Shaman, or old bordered?
Bugberry: @powerflapjack eaten by piranhas
powerflapjack: no, uhhhhh
Hansk_and_Boo: Asking for a friend
powerflapjack: !card corpses
LRRbot: Did you mean: Corpses of the Lost; Wall of Corpses; Gyrus, Waker of Corpses
northos: @Hansk_and_Boo old border for sure
powerflapjack: !card corpses of the lost
LRRbot: Corpses of the Lost [2B] | Enchantment | Skeletons you control get +1/+0 and have haste. / When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 black Skeleton Pirate creature token. / At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
50keyz: its hard to say no to free DT
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land β Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
InfiniTokens: Do you have a racuously good time?
powerflapjack: c-c-c-crawlin
johnnylongtorso: crawling in the grave, these wounds I cannot heal
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / EvokeβExile a black card from your hand.
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
TheGoozler: detective fierce is on the case
GasCityGaming: those are the first lands i paid gems for on Arena
ShaneLeeAtk: Spacics
hvhTim: what about the appa lands?
tehfewl: >spiderman
moonycoot: Never seen Renegade Rallier. That's a neat card.
Hansk_and_Boo: Edged by spacix
Cptasparagus: NYC IS the worst city
jemdet: towards the top
smertmonkey: i still like rebecca guay lands
Sibwow: @Cptasparagus @mods
Bugberry: I'm sad I missed the Godzilla lands on Arena.
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
tehfewl: my draft set is original zendikar full arts
TristalMTG: spellseeker for eladamri's call so you can get nadu! wait
InfiniTokens: Mumbling "Mother of Runes" almost sounds like you're swearing
dsil88: Can we get deck techs, but only the basic lands they chose (and why)
northos: neoform is exiled right, not shuffled in?
hidingbox: I mean the bird wizard cannot be incorrect
northos: or in graveyard I guess, I didn't see if it was flashed back
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CCpyro_: I would have cast my 2nd approach of the second sun
TristalMTG: I'm just slamming Nadu here but I'm basic
Drum0_0: I think I'd go recruiter into Phelia.
moonycoot: Both players shuffling!
KWardJenx: Finally. The simultaneous shuffling action this evening needed!
tahoebyker: Field of Ruin kinda cheeses that chievo
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Servant of the Stinger [1B] | Creature β Human Warlock [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you've committed a crime this turn, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheMerricat:
Chat, remind me again how many folk were slotted for tonight's games?
KWardJenx: 5
EmoChicken42: It says in the title
CCpyro_: Dark ritual into oppo
CCpyro_: Dew it
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / EvokeβExile a blue card from your hand.
jemdet: no
superdude097: It's Memory Lapse
lamina5432: I've done that with subtlety before
Bugberry: There's a reason it's one of the least played.
Hewdra: Subtlety is good, but not _that_ good
ghizmou: this reminds me of serge thinking boseiju could target any permanent
LRRbot: Flare of Malice [2BB] | Instant | You may sacrifice a nontoken black creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
Sogheim: we need a Memory Lapse Subtlety now
Hansk_and_Boo: It's not called "Sublet, ye!"
TristalMTG: we were definitely supposed to cast subtlety
circusofkirkus: could have flashed in subtlety to sac it?
hidingbox: I mean you could have cast subtlety there so it gets sacrificed instead?
Hewdra: wild stuff
moonycoot: Good but not that good. Subtly good you might say
Aceviru: Not the only one that feels that way π
TristalMTG: ben tried to cast it twice and Nelson rolled nat 20 on both bluff checks to jedi mind trick him out of it
philmusgrave87: Yall too brave playing with chat open. Go off king!
LRRbot: Starfield Vocalist [3U] | Creature β Human Bard [3/4] | If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / Warp {1}{U}
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature β Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Hansk_and_Boo: Fun fact, I think you put counters on it first
Hansk_and_Boo: But I'm not a judge
TristalMTG: I don't think so
jemdet: you shouldnβt
Hewdra: @Hansk_and_Boo nope. Two "take the initiative" triggers on the stack, first one resolves first and makes you venture, which puts the first room ability on the stack topmost
LRRbot: Flesh Duplicate [UU] | Creature β Shapeshifter Rebel [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has vanishing 3 if that creature doesn't have vanishing.
Nickiatori: no you still get the land first its just the second trigger on the stack gets you the land and the first on gets the counters
Hansk_and_Boo: I thought
philmusgrave87: Damn.
philmusgrave87: What a play Ulmer.
jemdet: youβre not putting specific abilities on the stack, just generically taking the initiative twice @hansk_and_boo
jemdet: so whenever the first resolves youβll enter room 1, etc
MookGB: Yeah I do
Nickiatori: Other ben
benjamin_wheeler: me vs Angel
Hansk_and_Boo: What if you achieve more initiative during resolving initiative triggers?
Kentosaurus: wheeler vs wheeler rematch?
Nickiatori: those go on the stack above the old triggers
Pywodwagon: make him play himself again
justalog96: Sibling rivalry
Peter_Chordash: Two headed giant
jemdet: @hansk_and_boo itβs impossible to move through rooms out of order
moonycoot: Anyone here have advice for building/sorting through a deck for Commander sealed? Going to my first event soon
jemdet: because any trigger will just move you to the next one regardless of when it was placed on the stack
Nickiatori: it happens in commander a fair bit if you have panharmonicon effects and the angel that ventures when a creature enters
Hansk_and_Boo: I always thougt the rooms would be put on the stack by gaining the initiative, guess I was very wrong.
Hewdra: the "take the initiative" trigger and the room trigger itself are separate, so if you venture again while a room trigger is on the stack you can absolutely resolve rooms in different order
Hewdra: it's just that this specific interaction in this game did not do that
jemdet: there are triggers for entering rooms
Nickiatori: My dungeon commander deck has gone through the undercity 3 times once just because i got good hits off the throne of the dead three and had some doublers our
Nickiatori: out*
jemdet: and there are triggers to take the initiative, sure
Hansk_and_Boo: Fascinating
jemdet: so you can resolve individual room triggers out of order but you canβt enter the rooms out of order
Hansk_and_Boo: So, in case of a double Inititive trigger, the room would resolve before the second initiative triger would resolve, right? What a fun and casual mechanic!
hvhTim: thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowdown
Hansk_and_Boo: wdown
NotCainNorAbel: the royal we
SourAndSublimes:
You got this Angel, beat Wheeler, in-game
philmusgrave87: Hell yeah
Peter_Chordash: Oh hey, it's the Slippery Schemer!
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: perfect response from Paul
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: wheeler i just watched that eggsplosion quad tails, congrats
circusofkirkus: medium green in the year of our lord 2025?
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint β When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
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LRRbot: Talisman of Impulse [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
amithralad: yoo what are those sleeves?
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature β Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
Hansk_and_Boo: I also saw that! It made me get PTSD PTCG GBC music flashbacks. :')
justalog96: Surrak my beloved
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature β Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast β Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
Diabore: ooh natty O
Diabore: hell yeah bomba
LRRbot: Thief of Existence [1CG] | Creature β Eldrazi [3/4] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, exile up to one target noncreature, nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 4 or less. If you do, Thief of Existence gains "When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent draws a card."
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Peter_Chordash:
@amithralad They are depicting a moment from an Is This Your Card Mahjong Soul stream 
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
philmusgrave87: getting him back for the "rizzed up a hot mom" comment
LRRbot: Railway Brawler [3GG] | Creature β Rhino Warrior [5/5] | Reach, trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its power. / Plot {3}{G}
justalog96: Oh hellllll yeah
Diabore: big boi
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
nishwastaken:
Hell yeah 
LoadingReadyRun: "Medium" green
Diabore: how is this medium green? thats a big green card if i ever did see one
powerflapjack: i love a well dressed rhino on a day
Wormsbane: it's no primalcrux
LRRbot: Plateau | Land β Mountain Plains |
Hansk_and_Boo: Ich liebe der zug rhino
Bugberry: medium green that makes everything Big green.
James_the_Dabbler: if this is medium, Wheelerβs idea of big is wild
jwholla: medium green with more mana than big boros, curious
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.
Hansk_and_Boo: nein! nicht der zug schwerz
powerflapjack: that's two whole activations of ancient tomb
SourAndSublimes: aww those sleeves are so cute
LRRbot: Ouroboroid [2GG] | Creature β Plant Wurm [1/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is this creature's power.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: will those sleeves be at store dot loadingready dot com at some point?
paulthemapguy: have they said the line "is this your card" yet?
nishwastaken:
oh hell yeah
Diabore: i was wondering if this made the cut
Hansk_and_Boo: OOF
dsil88: What's on Angel's sleeves? some cute drawing?
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Dog_of_Myth: Big big big
HadesLeprechaun: look, mono green has 15 mana 10/10, this *is* medium green
powerflapjack: angel is so nervous
LRRbot: Goldvein Hydra [XG] | Creature β Hydra [0/0] | Vigilance, trample, haste / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.
powerflapjack: HOOFA
LoadingReadyRun: @dsil88 Wheeler and Angel have the same sleeves, which I believe are from a piece of fan art from a mahjong stream
justalog96: OTJ constructed deck here
dsil88: Lol they are the same hjaha how did i not notice
circusofkirkus: *ancient tomb mana*
Sogheim: wait the hydra also has haste?!
powerflapjack: @Sogheim OTJ is a funny set
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: is rofellos medium enough?
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: or is he not enough of an artifact
Hansk_and_Boo: Ouroboroses are green, Hydra's are green Angel is yeh I'm Ded Green is Med(ium)
Storm__404: i love ouroboroid
Bugberry: 5/6 mana seems to be the cutoff for medium vs big
Hansk_and_Boo: Ok im going to bed :') Byeee
superdude097:
@Hansk_and_Boo Goodnight, friend
paulthemapguy: moderately large green
nishwastaken: Hope you rest well Bansk
nishwastaken: *hansk
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: that's what i thought
Hansk_and_Boo:
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: he's a big strong 2/1
arbysgaming38: is quakestrider ceratops medium?
SourAndSublimes:
yavimaya makes them all forest
MegaDosX: Dorks.dek
ladyjessica: delighted halfling
MurphEP: Idiot green
MegaDosX: That sounds fun as a deck concept
ladyjessica: prosperous inkeeper
MurphEP:
Do you have a banana? 
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: !card dino dna
LRRbot: Dino DNA [1] | Artifact | Imprint β {1}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery. / {6}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with this artifact, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.
paulthemapguy: I played ghost vacuum in Luigi's Mansion on the nintendo Gamecube
justalog96: -2 streamer
KWardJenx: Got'em!
Bugberry: a deck can have any number of dalmations
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature β Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land β Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: "Wake UP, Card Reader!"
paulthemapguy: but you read it like yugioh
hidingbox: I can believe that colour combination
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Outcaster Trailblazer [2G] | Creature β Human Druid [4/2] | When this creature enters, add one mana of any color. / Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. / Plot {2}{G}
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature β Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: when are they gonna print Heartbreaker Dreammaker Lovetaker
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powerflapjack: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted mystery booster 3
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature β Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i hate that this could be the real answer
jwholla: I just assume wheeler has every token ever printed
justalog96: Its doing it okay in chat, just not the images
SourAndSublimes they all end in y
SourAndSublimes: -1
neisan2112: Oh yeah, even in Discord the card fetcher was being very slow just now.
powerflapjack:
@SourAndSublimes 
MookGB: Nope wheeler
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land β Mountain Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
circusofkirkus: wheeler going all "how do you do, fellow programmers"
Julian_Rogue: I prefer my expressions irregular
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i'm gonna start using "blow up your spot" and credit wheeler every time i say it
Aceviru: It is a Friday, the day commander players swamp the streets
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature β Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
Aceviru: Scryfall will be busy
justalog96: Six year olds playing around blood moon
MookGB: You sounded really unsure
MookGB: Its C++ youre right
Bugberry: I learned a bit of Komodo over a decade ago.
Aceviru: Phyton is a snake
northos:
2 or 4
Wormsbane: or a # or nothing
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i've been learning love recently
jemdet: there's C#
MookGB: its cause ++ is basically +1 in code
spurius: ++ is +1
terribleplan: And C++++, which is C# if you rearrange the +'s
nishwastaken:
circusofkirkus: did wheeler draw?
Aceviru: Haha
justalog96: No no, we are nerds. THEY are dorks
Juliamon: Python is of the Monty variety
Juliamon: rather than snek
Pywodwagon: hey, basically same
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land β Urza's Saga | I β This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II β This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III β Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
powerflapjack: i like the extra szush you put on playing that llanowar elf
MookGB: You clearly dont follow american politics then
RockPusher: While you were studying the words, we were making sand think so it could make us all miserable
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Tyrranax Rex [4GGG] | Creature β Phyrexian Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample, ward {4}, haste / Toxic 4
definenull:
nishwastaken:
phyrexian dino
justalog96: Oh we are ending games tonight
PorpoisesUnknown: natural order is one of my favorite cards of all time
justalog96: That card rules so hard
MookGB: Thats a pretty small natural order target
powerflapjack: paul, 7 mana is medium for green
adept_nekomancer: Sure, but it's no Atraxasarus
kjart: love that card
niccus: this phyrexian dinosaur only needs one card to be a phyrexian dinosaur
Aceviru: Medium green
dsil88: Why not just Hoof? Woulda done about the same thing right?
justalog96: "Mulligan to five not great. Drew a Lotta lands"
Aceviru: But she does cut your deck now
MookGB: hoof is only good if you have a bunch of creatures
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land β Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
dsil88:
Fair point Wheeler
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MookGB: @LoadingReadyRun Angel still has 4 poison
powerflapjack: wheeler, tap that forest young man
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
SourAndSublimes: oh yeah wheeler, i pulled a berserk from my consipiracy take the crown box
MurphEP: @MookGB That's how powerful Tyrranax Rex is
LRRbot: Sentinel of the Nameless City [2G] | Creature β Merfolk Warrior Scout [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a Map token.
powerflapjack: here is the map
Skye_Stryke: Why is Enjoyl's name misspelled on the overlay?
Delmsh: Wheeler I took your advice from the stream yesterday and went to FNM and went 3-0 with boros burn
jaimeblacken: poop reference
LoadingReadyRun: @Delmsh nice!
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker β Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [β3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [β7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on tβ¦
superdude097: @Delmsh What format?
Delmsh: Modern, pardon me
Verrain2: All the new colorless walkers coming to play.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
justalog96: But did you work early?
powerflapjack: and do you smoke
Delmsh: And late
Delmsh: While smoking 3 packs naturally
Storm__404: can we do like !decklist
LRRbot: Warden of the Grove [2G] | Creature β Hydra [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, it endures X, where X is the number of counters on this creature.
MurphEP: That's sick
IamGreven: medium counters
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
dsil88: Wheeler's playing Green Standards cards in a format with power 9 *gasp
powerflapjack: medium well green is sick
philmusgrave87: @Delmsh but I work in the morning. I guess Ill **** myself
LRRbot: Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury [1RW] | Legendary Creature β Elder Giant [6/6] | When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Escapeβ{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
Delmsh: @philmusgrave87 That's the only option
NotCainNorAbel:
500
LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker β Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark." / [+1]: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / [β5]: Draw two cards. / [β10]: Add ten mana of any one color.
darkcyril: The Unfletchables sounds like the Fletch sequel that Chevy Chase doesn't deserve to have.
philmusgrave87: ELIOT NESSSSS
LRRbot: Agatha's Soul Cauldron [2] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control. / Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha's Soul Cauldron. / {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.
Fruan: Big gulp!
nishwastaken:
BIG cup
powerflapjack: BEEG CUP
MegaDosX: Big Gulps, huh?
yatagarasu1177: if angel thought 5 toughness was bad i cant imagine 7 haha
MagicMarkerStudio: Ol' Aggy Waggy's Soul Bowl
LRRbot: Agonasaur Rex [3GG] | Creature β Dinosaur [8/8] | Trample / Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle this card, put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature or Vehicle. It gains trample and indestructible until end of turn.
nishwastaken: KEKW
powerflapjack: this rules
superdude097: Counter from Map?
definenull: sheeesh
circusofkirkus: increment the counter on the sentinel
superdude097: ^
hidingbox: Angel happen to have balance or even portal here?
QuoteSF: That was for 7
Delmsh: Explore counter!
LRRbot: Extinguisher Battleship [8] | Artifact β Spacecraft [10/10] | When this Spacecraft enters, destroy target noncreature permanent. Then this Spacecraft deals 4 damage to each creature. / Station / STATION 5+ / Flying, trample
MegaDosX: It'd be one more counter on the Aetherspark too right?
nishwastaken: oh hell yeah
MegaDosX: Oh pffft
MegaDosX: This thing
Delmsh: Brutal
MegaDosX:
"Medium" Green
lamina5432: ahhhhhh one more?
kingrilz3rd: do we have a decklist for wheelers deck?
Diabore: !decks
MegaDosX: Solar Flare
kingrilz3rd: tyty
Bugberry: the Vehicle flicker one is cool
arbysgaming38: !card explosive getaway
LRRbot: Explosive Getaway [3RW] | Sorcery | Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / Explosive Getaway deals 4 damage to each creature.
Spades_Slicc: That's Tien's move
Aceviru: Haha, return to form!
Aceviru: cut
phyrexian_alliterator: when
dumbo3k: Cut
terribleplan: now
Dog_of_Myth: cut
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc "I f***ing know!"
philmusgrave87: now
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: High Noon [1W] | Enchantment | Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 5 damage to any target.
dsil88: now
nishwastaken: it's high noon
MegaDosX: Love when someone lays up a DBZA reference unintentionally
Delmsh: Wheeler when do we get to see eggs again
MegaDosX: Also I got it wrong, it's not Solar Flare it's Solar Blaze
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land β Urza's Saga | I β This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II β This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III β Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.
Aceviru: Haha
LRRbot: Outland Liberator [1G] (back: Frenzied Trapbreaker) | Creature β Human Werewolf [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Daybound
dumbo3k: Isn't the One Spell restriction both side? Did the saga not count as a spell?
Delmsh: It's a land
Mastaalucard: @dumbo3k correct, saga is a land not a spell
dumbo3k: ah
Dog_of_Myth: It's a land
dumbo3k: wasn't familiar with that one, thanks chat
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
Aceviru: the first eorlingas
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
MookGB: It can never be day once night
Aceviru: Haha
Bugberry: it's always low noon
Aceviru: They are both geniuses
MegaDosX: Paul is correct on flavour, Angel is correct on mechanics
definenull: its high noon somewhere in the world..
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
definenull: qb my beloved
Aceviru: My nemesis
philmusgrave87: lol good one wheeler.
yohini_: The kid cudi reference is wild
accountmadeforants: I love the sudden wall of text in chat from QB
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
philmusgrave87: @yohini_ ol it was good.
MookGB: That songs so good tho
Aceviru: QB is the Batman to my joker
MegaDosX: My favourite thing about Questing Beast is attacking with it in Arena, where it's animation is still going when it hits your opponent
Dog_of_Myth:
yohini_: @philmusgrave87 real
Hangedman: i always think qb has lifelink too cause it has everything else
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature β Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
MegaDosX: @Hangedman Questing Beast always gains a new ability each time you read it
LRRbot: Court of Ire [3RR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target. If you're the monarch, it deals 7 damage instead.
Territan: Don't stop believing...
Bugberry: @Hangedman Green doesn't get lifelink
LRRbot: Talon Gates of Madara | Land β Gate | When this land enters, up to one target creature phases out. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: Put this card from your hand onto the battlefield.
circusofkirkus: LMAO
nishwastaken:
MegaDosX: Wow
Dog_of_Myth:
Drum0_0:
Hangedman: i'm less sure they'll stick to the colour pie in current year
LRRbot: The Huntsman's Redemption [2G] | Enchantment β Saga | I β Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / II β You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / III β Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Aceviru: @Hangedman Questing Beast, the second may even have that and a tap: draw a card. It's been 6 years.
philmusgrave87: Lol talon gates is a little gross.
Bugberry: @Hangedman what do you mean? They adjust the color pie for good reasons, but they don't break it haphazardly.
LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
MegaDosX: This boardstate got convoluted in a hurry
Hangedman: the lifelink thing was a (semi-)joke. no need to overthink it
philmusgrave87: Enjoyl's deck has all the answers.
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature β Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
Bugberry: @Hangedman people have been making the same jokes about it for 6 years.
MegaDosX: Night time!
LRRbot: Fanatic of Rhonas [1G] | Creature β Snake Druid [1/4] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious β {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Eternalize {2}{G}{G}
Diabore: thats a fat ass
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land β Mountain Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
redrumekki: has it become perpetual night yet?
MegaDosX:
Angel didn't play a spell on her turn so it's night now, as much as that matters at this point
philmusgrave87: *Enjoyl surveils
Kidror: Yeah it's night time
LRRbot: Legion Extruder [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
GasCityGaming: Does my old lantern control heart good to see a bridge
Diabore: so is the plan decking now?
Quarthian: I show up to see Angle having a bridge in play, love this format
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land β Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Aceviru: What I'd give to face off bridge again in modern. Can't believe I'm saying that.
philmusgrave87: @Quarthian its spelled Enjoyl*
MookGB: Angle
terribleplan: Angle
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>angle
Sibwow: baneslayer big boros
ztghostie: Human
Commodore_Perry_GG: Bane
Aceviru: Yargle
definenull: angle
adept_nekomancer: Eagle
RatherLargeToad: Frog
Hangedman: Anger?
MegaDosX: Acute
iris_of_ether: angle
Commodore_Perry_GG: Baneslayer Bane
Cptasparagus: Angela Merkle
ghyllnox: Aneslayer
Bugberry: more like Ben slayer
Quarthian: I can't fucking read or spell
Morrigan9: parallelagram
doubleo21: Engel
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>do it coward
cjtree: angle?
niccus: wait until the xerex set
blackcat_ethan: angle
dsil88: Baneslayer Bill
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Pywodwagon: at least they didnβt spell in enjoyl
Diabore: run chat
ballesta25: Aspirant
neisan2112: Are you even a mod now?
philmusgrave87: Enjoyl!
ztghostie: Baneposting Angel
Aceviru: o7
nishwastaken:
terribleplan: Cheese it!
QuoteSF: Why baneslayer when you can acute
nishwastaken:
ghyllnox: o7
Drum0_0:
iris_of_ether: oh no
couchboyj: Don't be obtuse, chat. It's not a cute thing to do. You know I'm right.
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
Olveron: ban-slayer
iris_of_ether:
@couchboyj 
MegaDosX: @couchboyj You're really talking straight right now, it's like a reflex
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature β Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one β / β’ Destroy target artifact. / β’ Destroy target enchantment. / β’ Proliferate.
345tom: I didint know the finance guy played magic
cjtree: draw for monarch too
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LRRbot: Legolas's Quick Reflexes [G] | Instant | Split second / Untap target creature. Until end of turn, it gains hexproof, reach, and "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature."
MookGB: She can tap that land tho
Bugberry: or with Morph
Bugberry: Special Actions get around Split Second.
nishwastaken:
golem replacement
Aceviru: Magic. The gathering Lord of the Rings Commander
BillTheCat: infinite golem hack
nishwastaken: unlimited golem works
adept_nekomancer: Good thing the golem was still under warranty
LRRbot: Sentinel of the Nameless City [2G] | Creature β Merfolk Warrior Scout [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a Map token.
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MegaDosX: I like how that's the problem with that plan
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
GasCityGaming:
Just saying, there's been multiple times tonight where bump in the night would have been lethal
MegaDosX: Good guy Paul
ghyllnox:
Aceviru: Paul, mvp
Quarthian: Draw for monarch
MegaDosX: Draw for Monarch
jaimeblacken: draw for monarch
ghyllnox: Paul undermining his employee's authority live on stream
nishwastaken: that was sick
Delmsh: Heck of a game
Hangedman: court of ire seems p spooky
philmusgrave87: That was a great game.
Sibwow: berserk daughter
Aceviru: It was chat's fault for cutting for Wheeler
nishwastaken:
PorpoisesUnknown: I agree with Angel lol
MegaDosX: Woooooooow
AutonomousTurtle: wrecked
AutonomousTurtle: amazing
Aceviru: haha
Hangedman:
MegaDosX: Holy shit demolished
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox:
Delmsh: Thanks for being here!
Mai_Andra: "Right, Paul?" "Hello!"
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Aceviru: "It's in German"
nishwastaken: that'd be awesome
MookGB: Those make no sense to anyone except your chat and even then barely
Delmsh: But they can't read anyway
lamina5432: Gnight
MookGB: I use cheap sleeves for my cubes, not buying thousands of dragon shields
kingrilz3rd: !decks
nishwastaken: noo nl
nishwastaken: noo nelly
Delmsh: rip
definenull: o7
ghyllnox: F
DigitalSeahorse:
HadesLeprechaun: it is much more difficult with fewer players
HadesLeprechaun: but I believe in them!
MegaDosX: Dicelatro
neisan2112: Oh it is
Juliamon: it's absolutely a genre now
Hangedman: duck game a classic
neisan2112: They already played one on that stream last week
definenull: LMAO
nishwastaken:
Hangedman: plus Γ§a change
Aceviru: No strip mines?
SourAndSublimes swiper no swipey
Delmsh: Where is the full schedule?
Juliamon: !schedule
Delmsh: Thanks
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RockPusher: nice
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MegaDosX: How high can he go?
lamina5432: cowrd
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KWardJenx: Love the Canlander content and Angel is always great value
justalog96: Philmus trying to save their algorithm
Aceviru: that was good
definenull: somewhere a dog activate
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: !clip
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nishwastaken: thx for the strim
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
nishwastaken: take care mega o/
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