Send Codes || Pip My Dice

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 TehAmelie: but it sounds like it thought it wasn't funny, which is just lying
 Metric_Furlong: oh no, has LRRbot regained the capacity to lie again? I thought we'd patched that out
 Metric_Furlong: in case it led to a repeat of The Incident
 Creideiki_SE: !findquote incident
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 TXC2: Hello everybody
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 Singenmeister: !quote paul
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 TXC2: hello TehAmelie  and Creideiki_SE
 LordZarano: 
 Creideiki_SE: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Send Codes (We get sent a LOT of game codes from developers and agencies. Now we have somewhere to play them. Pls Send Codes. Game: Pip My Dice) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (56s ago).
 TXC2: CONTACT
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CloneFighter: while true do print("Hi, this is an infinite loop.") end
CloneFighter: Codes sent 
CloneFighter: Hi y'all!
  TStodden: G'Afternoon everybody.  Just taking it easy today; defending my snack plate from my cat (exposed lunch meats).
 TXC2: hello CloneFighter  welcome
 iris_of_ether: Oh good, pleased we get another Heather & Cori chaos hour
 TXC2: hello TStodden  and iris_of_ether  welcome
 SaxPython: @iris_of_ether   
 TXC2: here we GO!
 TehAmelie: i've got a bowl of excellent couscous and barely any back pain. #millenial goals
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hi @txc2  always ready with the welcomes. You are a blessing
 iris_of_ether: @TXC2 
 Metric_Furlong: hello Heather and Cori
 TXC2: Hello Cori and Heather
 littleunknownn:   
CloneFighter: that's a sick intro.
 TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  
 TehAmelie: hello Heather! and Cori!
 SaxPython: 
 TXC2: that Code centerfold
 iris_of_ether:   
 Metric_Furlong: 3 is bigger than 2, can confirm
 niccus: prepare to dice
 TehAmelie: imagine rolling dice for the first time, like you have to work out the physical action to roll them, and you win 9 dollars
 noSmokeFire: justice tastes better on a stick
 DaxStrife: Man, haven't heard a CMOT Dibbler reference in a while.
 KharadBanar: Lock the shop, we're closing for the weekend
 iris_of_ether: D10 set... 👀👀👀
 Azralorne: That relic on the left is so weird looking lol
 TehAmelie: they charge you for special game dice, what a scam (joke)
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, you have an artifact that likes 4s
 TehAmelie: bigger dice = better, it's science
 TXC2: the super die
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 measureofhope:   
 rentar42: Knighting his hollows
theColmio: Exactly the knights
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 MrSarkhan: replay of hollow knight
 incslayer: Serge is doing a second vibes based playthrough
 TXC2: any word yet on a price for Silksong?
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 Suffix: Please be gentile. I have a sunburn.
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 TehAmelie: almost a tall straight, my yahtzee bane
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if the game respects 0 as even
 EvilBadman: @Suffix 12 years!
 EvilBadman: Very gross
 Suffix: Peej can count? Oh noes.
  Juliamon: I cannot be gentile
 TXC2: water is thicker then air
 EvilBadman: @Suffix Yeah and you can count. On me waiting for you in the parking lot.
 Metric_Furlong: !listen
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 Suffix: @EvilBadman I look forward to it! I'm going to request a hug!
 TheMerricat: I thought it was purple. Twitch compressoin?
 BrindleBoar: to mess with you, specifically, personally
 ContingentCat: it's a personal attack on you Cori
 e_bloc: maybe they're color blind
 DeChunkandFriends: To annoy Cori specifically
 BlindPathfinder: personal attack
 Singenmeister: Ironically, they lost a bet.
 Jethrain: They knew
 Molladia: I didn't see the bad colouring, where was the Red border?
 Jethrain: @Molladia it was around some effect text on one of the item descriptions
 TehAmelie: having an easy way to get rid of your bad dice, that's not the Balatro way
 DeChunkandFriends: It was a shoot the moon play, but they NAILED it.
 Metric_Furlong: 7 is bigger than 6, it's true
 wedge_x: they say you have to get up to get down
 e_bloc: the chumbawamba of dice
 TheMerricat: @Molladia In the tooltip text of whatever was in the lower right shop slot. The keyword was purple to me but it sounds like if you saw it in full res it was blue with a red outlinte.
 HorusFive: We're learning so much about which number is bigger than the other number today
 Metric_Furlong: it removes all values
 ContingentCat: x gonna give it to you
 TXC2: !findquote x
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 TXC2: damnit Ian 
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 ContingentCat: wow rude
 noSmokeFire: the balatro equivalent lets you go into debt
 iris_of_ether: Lost it all on craps smh
 TXC2: Matching "matching socks" Socks
 TehAmelie: i like that matching socks is an upgrade
 TehAmelie: implying our current socks aren't
 Molladia: Is there a limit of relics? the way you are maxed on Jokers on Balatro?
 kusinohki: meows
 TXC2: hello kusinohki  welcome
 Molladia: X doesn't mean it's a wild value?
 kusinohki: dice games.  my weakness.  send codes may be bad for my wallet....
 TehAmelie: "paint by numbers" means you should have numbers before you paint, huh
 HorusFive: Roll to the inside strait
 sporkraptor: dammit twitch chat stop turning off dark mode >___<
 CaptainSpam: Balatro has cast a very long shadow over the gaming industry, I see.
 TXC2: CaptainSpam  this year's Vampire Survivors
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 Twilight_Spark: 54 3 me
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 Metric_Furlong: you can also skip for money
 sporkraptor: ooo ~fancy hat~
 EvilBadman: You got a fancy hat and socks on your feet and hands
 Astrovore: fancy that, a fancy hat
 e_bloc: we're on a roll
 TheMerricat: nothing yet.
 Diabore: @e_bloc 
 goatprince: hey guys did we get a yartzee yet
 TheMerricat: Yes
 Jethrain: Yes
 KharadBanar: Banan
 Gekyouryuu: Is it two 13s or one 26?
Alness49: What? Skin?!
 Orannis0: SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN
 e_bloc: protect the or made of
 niccus: all leather gloves are skin gloves
 TXC2: leather is skin
 BrindleBoar: maybe they're banana skin gloves
 HorusFive: It doesn't say whose skin.  As long as it's not mine it's ok
 ContingentCat: we call it leather for a reason
 e_bloc: do not google skin bananas
 TheLodgium: Your skin is alive, and it's moving
 Jethrain: "skin gloves" are just hands
 Orannis0: These are my Steve Gloves
 DeChunkandFriends: Better than deglovef
 HorusFive: We do now!
 Astrovore: do I wear my own skin gloves all the time?
 Jethrain: @Astrovore Hopefully
 Orannis0: I left my Caroline Gloves in the car
 TXC2: Astrovore  Skin: the glove of the body
 BrindleBoar: get some skin socks to match the gloves
 DeChunkandFriends: We are an old anthro cartoon character right now
  TStodden: looks like X = NULL
 e_bloc: if we need a fore skin gloves might not be ideal
 Astrovore: @e_bloc I've only got two hands though
 kimmibeans: How are we enjoying the game so far?
 HorusFive: Thick fur, for your skin
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 serramarkov: Closer...
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 KharadBanar: One Shot should work, we reached that
 CaptainSpam: The Needle.
 e_bloc: lrr needs a new pair of shoes
 TXC2: e_bloc  just the one? there's like 14 members of LRR? 
 e_bloc: @TXC2 look the shoe budget took a hit when they decided to finally ramp up the tarp budget
 goatprince: always had it
 rentar42: oh no ... it's a bulls eye
 TXC2: e_bloc  ah good point
 Metric_Furlong: or a normal dice
 e_bloc: number sure goes up
 HorusFive: Keep that barrel up with string
 wedge_x: the barrells with the fur
 e_bloc: get married and honeymoon at niagra falls with the ring-barrel combo
 rentar42: forget fashion souls! Fashion Pips is where it's at!
 TXC2: Vegas, are we in Vegas?
 e_bloc: I thought that was how canadian casinos worked.  only also with maple syrup
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hopefully teeth don't become an item you can barter with
 iris_of_ether: Dice with the pips/socks with the fur
  silenceaux: Genuinely feels like an inscription reference but maybe I'm just myopic
 Astrovore: corks! For your barrels!
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 e_bloc: you can get the bad roll by using the bad touch on the dice
 EvilBadman: you like Even numbers
 e_bloc: my favorite/least favorite MTG reminder text:  (0 is even)
 e_bloc: cat litter works too.  especially on gasoline spills
 KharadBanar: AI foot
 trainpants: a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
 Jethrain: Expected "skin sock", somehow the three toes reveal is worse
 DaxStrife: FUT
 TXC2: the foot of 3 toe Joe
  TStodden: DO IT!
 vinewood_og: Toes are the fingers of the leg
 wedge_x: do not google finger toes
 goatprince: contextual foot
 vinewood_og: Grippers (TM)
  TStodden: Moar die
 HorusFive: Adam won't show feet outside of paywall tho
 patrick_stonecrusher: You want a toe? I can get you a toe
 Sethalidos: the dark side of wikifeet
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 MAPBoardgames: Did someone say "DICE"?
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morteica: Soooo.... This is where it turns into a horror game....
 EvilBadman: do you still have paint before adding to the blank?
 e_bloc: if someone will pay you for something, never do it for free
 DeChunkandFriends: Haven't you always wanted a : :?
 MAPBoardgames: Math isn't that terrifying @morteica
 A_Dub888: “Mods don’t count?” 
 TXC2: as a pair, we're more of a swarm
   Anubis169: always in pairs
 e_bloc: yeah it takes a specific build to make that worth it
 Sethalidos: @MAPBoardgames says someone who clearly has had a eldritch horror spawn on them during advanced mathematics
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 goatprince: does it compound
  TStodden: +1350 / relic
 goatprince: if it compounds it's probably not a problem, obviously,
 rentar42: weird ... why is cookie the non-instanti-gratification option here?
 Sorator13: $5 can be used to purchase at least one cookie, it's true
 goatprince: that die is gold,,,,,
morteica: @MAPBoardgames I was talking about the severed foot, but depending how old you are or where you are in your life, math can totally be that terrifying
  TStodden: Buy a modifier to kill the bomb?
 MAPBoardgames: A severed foot can be useful if the numbers in question are greater than 10.
 KeytarCat: Does the heavy side stamp increase the odds of the heavy side or the opposite side?
 EvilBadman: @KeytarCat opp
 goatprince: no don't do that 
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 KeytarCat: heavy side opposite the 20x2 seems very good then 
 TXC2: Hello Raiders
 goatprince: don't be blowin' up 
 EvilBadman: Probably shoulda stamped over it
 KeytarCat: ohno
 EvilBadman: I did, monitor broken
 patrick_stonecrusher: 
 Azralorne: Poor PJ lol
 Azralorne: Being treated so poorly by his friends
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlausibleAuspiciousDootKappaRoss-3slZTU1xIjQwMDul
Alness49: The dice are dealing with a lot right now
  TStodden: Might want to keep track of those red numbers on your lines... that bottom line has a good starting value.
 KeytarCat: ooh, freroll
 KharadBanar: The new, darker version of Dice Friends
  TStodden: Hell Die Relic?
 wedge_x: they're wombat coals
 DeChunkandFriends: But the opposite side is a tree with no number, so it only goes up
 UtilityPunk: If the dice are wooden, this is the most anti-tree game I've seen!
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 iris_of_ether: That's so many months
 TheMerricat: Double pair again?
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 UtilityPunk: Those are some angry socks if buying a die triggers them
 jacqui_lantern234: OH LOOK!!! its a bunch of wonderful friends whomst i love with every fiber of my being!!! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi jacqui
 TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 jacqui_lantern234: so what we playin' today? Yahtzee Balatro? 
 MAPBoardgames: @jacqui_lantern234 I don't know if I've mentioned this, but I appreciate your positivity.
 jacqui_lantern234: @MAPBoardgames OH YEAH?!?!?! well i appreciate your entire existence!!!!! 
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 corefluxx: When I'm 64!
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 rentar42: paint the sixes?
 rentar42: oh ... i didn't know one could paint after rolling ... that's neat!
  TStodden: Watch those red numbers...  that bottom line is at 74x PLUS
 rentar42: add 7 to the 2?
 rentar42: that's still 9, ignore me
 rentar42: is blank + 7 = 7?
 TXC2: learning that 0 and NULL are not the same thing
 KeytarCat: TOES TOES TOES TOES
 DaxStrife: I came back at a weird time.
 CaptainSpam: Abrupt.
 TheAwkes: off by 18350.
 Sorator13: yknow, one of these days, we're going to chant all the parts of the body. we've done teeth, mouth, toes...
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: That... could use some polish.
 rentar42: interesting concept, but that game is lacking a lot of polish it seems ... maybe they'll add nail polish
 Sethalidos: @Sorator13 duodendum
 TehAmelie: you could be professional yahtzeeists
 TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 TXC2: right chat, I'm off
 TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Heather
 Sorator13: night!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How low can LRR go?
 Bassios: That's a colour choice
 Reldnahcire: AHHH
 Bassios: It's not a *good* one
 TheAwkes: Save all your multipliers for *after* the die face goes negative.
 goatprince: water melon : )
 Bassios: But it's definitely a choice
 Diabore: do you need a win with it maybe?
 TheMerricat: Was it because you were playing the tutorial?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Having your tutorial not count for this is also a choice.
 TehAmelie: i choose to believe these color choices are a way for the dev to remind themselves "UI still needs work"
  TStodden: TRIPLE OVERKILL!
 FireSpectreZero: 100 times 30 is 3000 yes
 TehAmelie: ooh, a hot potato dice
 TehAmelie: i wonder if 2-4-6-8-10 would count as a straight in this game
 tdapenguin: are the dice tancing
 tdapenguin: *dancing
 TehAmelie: shivering with excitement at being scored
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie sounds reasonable
 jacqui_lantern234: LOVE me a good face-sucking 
 Jethrain: you take its face off, like in face off
 Chronomagistrate: The Stew relic did trigger
 goatprince: her die was completely smooth,,,,,
 TehAmelie: hm, i read that as scoring slots with no dice in but i didn't catch if it scored
 Chronomagistrate: Ah, okay, sorry misunderstood
 TehAmelie: the stew is mysterious
 UltraVioletVodoo: blank die is for stew then
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Could be because it was x0
 Cyberegg: i think you need to multiply by more than 0
 Jethrain: if the smoke's blue does that mean there's a new dice pope?
 TehAmelie: good ol reliable earth
 goatprince: soup: forgotten
 TehAmelie: stew turns into soup when you forget it?
 gualdhar: oh yeah? name one Justice song /s
 Wrexadecimal: Justice is a great electronic gig, so yeah, you should be fans. 
 Wolfstrike_NL: "We used to have justice, and then they changed what justice ment..[...]"
 patrick_stonecrusher:  JUSHTISH
 TehAmelie: as a poor who's cooked for myself for 23 years, stew IS powerful
 KeytarCat: Red thread with justice is pretty halfway decent
 TehAmelie: 1/3 chance to roll money, just like real life
 goatprince: goat door,,,,,,,,,
 TehAmelie: that's not how Monty Hall works. . .
 Orannis0: SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN
 TehAmelie: what meter is that?
 TehAmelie: 5-5-6-7-8-2, sounds like something you'd read in sheet music, but weird
 Reldnahcire: 867-5309?
 TehAmelie: my favorite impossible poker hand
 goatprince: you might think it's a curse but to me it's a magical asset
 CaptainSpam: I do sort of like the overkill mechanic.
 TheMerricat: Buy a few modifiers to replace the curses?
 TehAmelie: a full house would include a pair, probably
 patrick_stonecrusher: Programmer die
 hyalopterous: give it time to stew
 TehAmelie: ah, to live in a world where one could simply paste over a curse
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 TehAmelie: or maybe spackle
 KeytarCat: "One of the whites is cursed" is just a horror movie
 TehAmelie: what an unjust world, where you have to buy stew on layaway
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 Paranundrox: wild
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 TehAmelie: double stew, that's almost too much. almost
 hyalopterous: no such thing
 TehAmelie: in poker it would be much better but who knows
 KeytarCat: 2 pig face!
 TehAmelie: let's hope it stops at 0
 TehAmelie: welp
 BITs19_: negative money!
 KeytarCat: $-3, just like real life!
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 abaddon2501: Pimp my dice!
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 Mangledpixel: boop
 Mangledpixel: how yachts the zees?
 iris_of_ether: 🍲🍲🍲
  Juliamon: the yachts are full of stew
 KharadBanar: "Empty air and nine red pips" sounds like the start to a witches' curse
 shendaras: Anything you can paint on it?
 TehAmelie: we just got a double three pair and full house using the same six dice, so i think we're yahtzeeing alright
 goatprince: who's this Stu? is he hot?
 EvilBadman: @goatprince He makes pudding at 3am
 goatprince: a coven requires 3 members
 TehAmelie: that rabbit is pooping, right?
 iris_of_ether: 
 goatprince: or dice forge
 gualdhar: Matt, I'm wondering, do you watch streams while sitting on a chair petting Juniper, like Dr. Evil does with the cat?
 goatprince: stewless behaviour
 DeChunkandFriends: Oh, the red 5 could've made it a 4 in a row
 Mangledpixel: toupe hair
 TehAmelie: i prefer to think you just get stew when you can't afford a balanced meal
 goatprince: i'm working, allegedly
 EvilBadman: Second screen editor
 Diabore: i thought paul took those out?
 shendaras: Backups are important
 TehAmelie: High Die is the name of my Dragonforce cover band
 KeytarCat: @TehAmelie funny, it's my anime piracy site
 gualdhar: he's certainly slaying
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 comrade_cards: JJJ: "bring me pictures of [Matt]!"
 niccus: imagine JJJ using the lrr pronunciation for Menace
 xantos69: Sup kids.  How goes tumbling numbers?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueLaconicKoupreySwiftRage-qvh17lbPMtuICH2W
 comrade_cards: Spider menaché
 TehAmelie: more, higher dice!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Notes down:  Tarrifs cause to not earn money
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think it's only gonna affect this round
 TheMerricat: Oh dear, is this going to ruin our slots?
 TehAmelie: aka YAHTZEE
 farley_f: 
  TStodden: -3,227
 xantos69: Hold on WHAT?  Gamers like Numbers go up?
 niccus: what number goes up must number goes down
 farley_f: gamers don’t look up, that’s what they have numbers for
 TehAmelie: so much stew, and now it's all gone
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Stu was nice
 farley_f: press f for stu
 KeytarCat: leather
 TehAmelie: it looks comfortable to sit on
 TehAmelie: time for the full Face/Off
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi all.  Are we playing dice with great expectations?
 TehAmelie: we're playing dice with the universe
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 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tehamelie I can't recall; does that make us G-d or not?
 TehAmelie: getting the same two numbers twice is like 1:1000 odds
 TehAmelie: @thedepthandbreadthofseth not
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I heard you like 5's.
 TehAmelie: fives seem to be on our side
 TehAmelie: i liked Pair of Nines in Star Trek
 TehAmelie: she was a borg queen or something i think
TheAinMAP: 
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 TehAmelie: such happy little accidents
 farley_f: womp womp
  silenceaux: Might be better off without that one in the pool
 TehAmelie: i think there's even fewer ways to sell your stuff here than in Balatro
 xantos69: 50 Fixed.  And nobody saw anything.
 BITs19_: interest!
 TehAmelie: now we got an economy game 
 Wolfstrike_NL: +5 for  567?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BelovedGiftedTermiteTTours-qa0d4Rtl5OzcOzqb
 Mai_Andra: oh it's the bubble sound effect again....
 TheMerricat: !!!! The time has come!
 gualdhar: why does the die look like a couch cushion
 TheMerricat: @gualdhar Cause RANDOM. 
 TheMerricat: Weren't you able to get both combos one time?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Betrayal!
 gualdhar: @TheMerricat oh no, must I be afraid of the couch die's mighty spork?
 TehAmelie: wow, the game hates Cori
 KeytarCat: Leather die
 patrick_stonecrusher: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 iris_of_ether: So what paint color is The Future, anyway? Purple?
 TehAmelie: gotta be blue, because of the redshift
 niccus: gambling never goes wrong
 KeytarCat: You know, that paint you avoided like a plague a few runs back
 ArmadilloAL: Their best.
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 TehAmelie: potions can go in stew
 Shadowner: destroyed 2 5's
 Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
 Wolfstrike_NL: Destroyed 2 5's, also te stew
 DeChunkandFriends: How many Cori misclicks is that?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @DeChunkandFriends One more then the last time you thought about it 
 xantos69: Honestly that whole "reading things" isn't for me.
 BITs19_: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #6480: "Now chat's all 'TEETH' and honking. What have I done?" —Serge [2019-10-12]
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Reading is for blocker- ...wait.
 Spades_Slicc: Cori if you start reading things you'll be auto DQ'd from all mtg games
 wedge_x: no read only go
 BITs19_: !quote cori
  LRRbot: Quote #6148: "Now is Cori's time to shine!" —Cori [2019-06-19]
 vinewood_og: Oh IF I could do that, I'd be... less-stoppable!
 TehAmelie: those were misPLAYS
 ContingentCat: no regarts
 niccus: shoutouts to Sophie's Dice if you just want a bunch of weird dice to roll
 Diabore: can you reorder your items or no?
 TehAmelie: they do look pretty clickable
 Diabore: relics i guess
 Diabore: ok
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedIgnorantAlmondStoneLightning-txj55Q50iv-Ph87m
 TehAmelie: we made stew with money, so decadent
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 KeytarCat: Is stew +20 for each unscored die in a scored row?
 TehAmelie: yep
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stwo
 TehAmelie: you can't get a 22 when you only roll 5s
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 aitsu100: ummmm
 CaptainSpam: Invisislots!
 EvilBadman: Remaster, btw
 zimmtastic7: Hello Highlight Reel
 KeytarCat: Looks almost like you zoomed in?
 TehAmelie: we've gone plaid
 CaptainSpam: That round will forever remain an unknowable mystery.  I mean, besides it scoring 32,670 points.
 patrick_stonecrusher:   
 KeytarCat: null != 0
 BITs19_: full house?
 DeChunkandFriends: Hairy?
 TheMerricat: Replace the tornado with a different modifier?
 Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat look, we came here to gamble not make good decisions
 gualdhar: I think I've just had an epiphany. Is Shandalar the original Balatro, but for Magic cards?
 TehAmelie: a little bit
 CaptainSpam: We build that house in tornado alley for a REASON!
 BITs19_: if you put any dice in the top row, with its permanent score increases, would it score?
 TehAmelie: Balatrish
 DeChunkandFriends: I keep wanting to make jokes about misplays, but they all feel mean.
 TheAwkes: You need to score that jackpot die a whole lot to break even. 49 times!
 TehAmelie: how long would that dice take to play for itself, like 30 games?
 TehAmelie: oh, 49
 TheAwkes: At least it's per-score so you can score it multiple times per round.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: If I'm understanding it correctly, the jackpot would be +£8 per round. 2*3 (2 re-rolls) + 2 for it being in hand at scoring.
 TehAmelie: it would make a lot of decadent stew too
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: (If the bag is +2, that is.)
 TheMerricat: Game Good?
 TehAmelie: that was fun!
 xantos69: Is there a way I can buy this game and give LRR credit for getting me into it?
 CaptainSpam: Game seems all right, but it's not unseating Balatro for me.
 Ashmantle: 
 patrick_stonecrusher:   
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Duck Game) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now).
 iris_of_ether: 
 Metric_Furlong: duck game: they're quack in action
 KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
 Met_kaf: Lurm TG
 iris_of_ether: That's so cute
 KeytarCat: Reminds me I should play Murder by Numbers
 JessieImproved: oh wow, the experience
 farley_f: is Ian going to baby bird them
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It'll be Live, so something will happen.
 RatherLargeToad: I recommend “The Master, Multiplied” as a Black Red commander.  is fun with Myriad
 iris_of_ether: 
  Juliamon: Also please check the slack for missed subs
TheAinMAP: 
 KeytarCat: @farley_f I would like to see certain people do that, but Paul and Ian is not in my personal list
 EvilBadman: @KeytarCat I what
  Juliamon: lrrbot was down for lord_wertornion, firehawkzoa, amative1, and bits from calculated_uncertainties
 Xavorin: thanks mods!
 CaptainSpam: Thank you mods!
 iris_of_ether: 
TheAinMAP:   
 ContingentCat:  mods
 TheWooglie:  thank you mods
   Anubis169: 
 KeytarCat: @EvilBadman Oh so this isn't a safe space all of a sudden? /meme
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 serramarkov: Mods rule!
 ContingentCat: thanks Heather and cori too
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Thank Mods 
   Anubis169: no YOU
 jacqui_lantern234: @Anubis169 NO YOU MORE
   Anubis169: 
   Anubis169 is bowled over
 jacqui_lantern234: exactly! 
 jacqui_lantern234: even the mods know my love for them is too powerful!!! >:3
 KeytarCat: You cannot win in a kindness fight with Jacqui, one can only pray for survival.  You will survive.  that is a threat
 jacqui_lantern234: well if THAT aint a perfect summary of my online personality, i dunno WHAT is 
 KeytarCat: I'm good at this, what can I say 😼
 DoodlestheGreat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Duck Game) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (47m from now).
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