Garbage Night || WATCH+PLAY

 DarkMorford: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Fall into the hidden sewers.
 DarkMorford: Definitely sounds like a bad time
 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Huevos Grande
  Foxmar320: Garbage Night?!
 DarkMorford: !findquote garbage
  LRRbot: Quote #4850: "They're like garbage bears, if garbage bears could fly. And kill you with a scrape of their tails." —Cameron, of wyverns [2018-03-26]
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
 baltimore_667083: to WHAT
  Foxmar320: Sound advice
 DarkMorford: Don't even worry about it
 xantos69: Does the dog... need pumping?
 Sethalidos: some iknowledge is not meant for mortal minds
  Foxmar320: Great questions
  Foxmar320: Next question
 xantos69: Ok... is the cat ok?
  Foxmar320: 
 gnyrinn: @baltimore_667083 I think that came from a game that was played on GPLP and set during the Crusades. It wasn't good.
 RockPusher: !quote graham
  LRRbot: Quote #1757: "They're going to HTTP all over the place." —Graham [2016-02-10]
 Sethalidos: second verse same as the first
  Juliamon: !findquote pump the dog
  LRRbot: Quote #2958: "I don't wanna pump a dog! Oh no! OH WHY?! Why am I pumping dogs...?" —Alex [2016-07-13]
 TehAmelie: i remember the game, they did it on Unskippable and W+P both
 baltimore_667083: oh that checks out
 RockPusher: Remember to put your HTTP in some TLS
  Juliamon: that should give you a date to search for
 CaptainSpam: It is garbage evening!
 TehAmelie: ah, glad i couldn't sleep now
  Foxmar320:   
 SnackPak_:   
 iarethel0ser:    
 MAPBoardgames:   
 notthepenguins: Hell yeah time for some GARBAGE
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 kragmabutch: watch and play tuesday yippeeee
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  Foxmar320: Prepare for garbage
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 WiJohn: Frist prime time W+P of the new scedule huzzah!
 jordorowsky:   
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's new GARBAGE DAY
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 Drasvin: New Garbage Time, same garbage smell!
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 Crad0k: hmm, 1am W&P
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 Anonymousless: This is a perfect time slot for me to be able to catch W+P live
 baltimore_667083: 
 gnomebot1: I saw you take out that garbage, BRING it back!!!!
 chaos_blast_exe: A and G on W and P
 Artificer_Evan: oh hey
 lightfut: New garbage day!
 LordChrusher: Hello Graham, Alex and Chat
 Artificer_Evan: its garbage day
 TehAmelie: stand against the devil, etc
 Diabore: new day, new time, same garbage
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 WeiseDrachenJaeger: Woohoo, Garbage Night!
 RockPusher:   
 betweenmyself: Watch and Play *After Dark*…  Well, maybe four hours before dark, PST, I suppose 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I both hope and dread they're opening with Amygdala as a joke
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 Dog_of_Myth: New time, new garbage consumed.
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 ComplexedOne: Woohoo! Garbage Day and I can watch live!
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Good Garbage Eve!
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 KakuEpsilon: Garbage day?! At this timeslot? Contained entirely on this twitch channel?! Can i watch live?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy that if they run out of games we have the backup of Lies of Penguin waiting in the wings
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: gimme da gorbage
 CouldntPickAUsername: *scares chat* BOO
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 arcaneIllumination: It's garbage night!
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 margieargie: @betweenmyself Not even quite dark yet here in Eastern time, but that's August for you I suppose
 kassbjames: So late today... Need my garbage
 Nosser2: Found the Pump The Dog game.  The First Templar.  Had both a Graham and Paul let's try and a spot on a Watch + Play stream.
 LadyAiluros: @margieargie I'll take it instead of dark at 5PM
 TehAmelie: oh yes, it was long after Unskippable
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 DarkMorford: Please be sure to separate your burnable and non-burnable garbage before putting it out for pickup.
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 CouldntPickAUsername: how is everyone this fine day?
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 Nigouki: oh lawd, late night W+P
 Strebenherz: 69 69 69 69 69
 LadyAiluros: @CouldntPickAUsername Just pulled the last piece of a large 3d print job off the printer for my sister
 GasCityGaming: @CouldntPickAUsername Just like someone using generative AI, I'm excited for garbage!
 Nigouki: can't wait for the lewd and depraved stuff
 LadyAiluros: so excellent
 Texan_Reverend: I'm quite pleased with this new timeslot for Watch + Play. I'm also hype for the bonus hour.
 SnackPak_: it's so nice that no one is going to get shot on this stream
 DarkMorford: lol the song title
 Strebenherz: I'm hype for W+P it's been a long time
 gnyrinn: @Nosser2 Thanks for that research.
Scarbble: garbage night!!
bytecaster: I have made it and am ready for some garbage!
 Pal_Friendpatine: is this a one-off? Monthly? do we know?
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bytecaster: @Pal_Friendpatine It alternates 1 to 3 with the Let's nope now
TheAinMAP:    
 undead__geek: Garbage can be consumed and time any day
 gnyrinn: @Pal_Friendpatine Once every 4 weeks.
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 fastlane250: This time slot works with my schedule so much better, thank you
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 Strebenherz: GARBAGE
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 ClodiumSoride: New day, new time, same garbage.
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  Foxmar320: Hello!
 TheDevil_Risen: Hellloooo!
 TehAmelie: hello!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, it's a garbage stream
 DarkMorford: Wow, I'd forgotten how beardy G is in that intro
 Kelazi5: Prime Time Garbage Day!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 GasCityGaming: omg i love those suspenders!
 WearingCats_CwC: hoi 
 TheAwkes: That intro continues to be perfect.
 Pal_Friendpatine: basically monthly then. sweet!!
 TheDevil_Risen: I love HOLE
 Aceviru: Hello!!!
  Foxmar320: HOLE!
 RockPusher: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFT
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 MyrddintheWizard: Hello, yes, did someone say Garbage day! Cheers everyone!
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 Strebenherz: GREAT SHIRT
 Laserbeaks_Fury: diggy diggy hole
 A_Dub888: !holes
  LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Pal_Friendpatine Let Nope was nerfed in the most recent patch. They now only have 3 charges before going on cooldown
 LadyAiluros: OMG James needs that shirt!!!!
 Drasvin: Hole!
 TehAmelie: those suspenders look handy
 Lysander_salamander: cool suspenders
 Gekyouryuu: man, G's beard in the intro just feels weirder and weirder to see every time, given present condition
 WearingCats_CwC: Whose hole?
 xantos69: In my experience.  Most people love hole.  You just have to get them the right kind.
 RockPusher: Indeed, are the suspenders to scale
 LadyAiluros: also Alex's suspenders are FIRE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CouldntPickAUsername Could be better, second potential clinic placement for school just denied me. The first one shocked people, I changed my strategy for this one based on previous feedback and still got denied so I'm hoping this has instructive feedback
 Texan_Reverend: Good evening, gentlefolks.
 betweenmyself: good news chat!  nobody needs to worry about being *randomly* shot today 
 chaos_blast_exe: Has W+P covered any games that use GenAI yet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay!!!
 trebuchetboy: Mr Stark I just wanted you to know I beat FF15 this week and the Tonberry clip was very accurate. However I wish you had also prefaced that they do end up flipping around like ninjas with laser swords. It was very scary @LoadingReadyRun
 Omnipotrevor: I'm finally not at work when this starts!
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 Frankenfruity: T-5 and breathing garbage fire smoke
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  Juliamon: betweenmyself or do you...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaos_blast_exe They try to avoid them
 Spades_Slicc: Has anyone in chat ever recognized their own game during a stream?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Then we get the REALLY scary stuff on this show.
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 100 1
 Nigouki: they scream for 3 weeks, then you scream for a week
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 Rhynerd: HL2 w/ friends and W+P too! what a noght!
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 NotCainNorAbel: who is getting scared
 Strebenherz: @betweenmyself i mean if we ask nicely enough maybe they can bust out the wheel of "shooting chat"
 seanmrwick: glad I started Dinner around the same time you guys started
 RockPusher: Horr-ible vs Horr-ific
 Gekyouryuu: 3 weeks horror, 1 week terror
bytecaster: Less Podcast more Horror
 spinebustertee: So are y'all legally required to talk for 40 minutes before the games in this timeslot?
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 TehAmelie: @Spades_Slicc there has been a couple of times devs showed up, for fun games
  Foxmar320: Let's Nope is a talk show that sometimes plays spoopy games
 IanAllenBird: happy garbage day
 Texan_Reverend: !patreon
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 niccus: always tagged with "Psychological Horror"
 Pteraspidomorphi: Thefluffiestguineapig: Seems inevitable at some point 
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 TheDevil_Risen: also, may i call out those suspenders, their epic
  Foxmar320: oh no
 Kentosaurus: @spinebustertee don't forget spinning the big wheel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pteraspidomorphi Yes, but they can avoid it as much as they can
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Console trash
 NimrodXIV: ooh boy
 RockPusher: Consular Garbage?
 PhlibbertyGib: I'm still hopeful this stream will still include 45 minutes of jibber-jabber before we dive in
 MacbethSeemsSus: Noticed the controller taped to his hands
bytecaster: I step away from the computer and then got to a different computer!
  Foxmar320: Yesssssss
 Darleysam: The Last of Us 2's back!
  Foxmar320: Hot Playstation Trash
 Drasvin: The garbage will continue until morale improves.
 Strebenherz: oh no
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AnimatedLachrymoseSrirachaDancingBaby-cGmJUvExXYGEMFZp
 sephyhallow: oh this gonna be good
 baltimore_667083: oh god
 SkylerRingtail: Ooooh, extra special garbage
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 Dog_of_Myth: ooo fresh Sony garbage
 fonkoncle: THE QUIET MAN?
 Strebenherz: PFFT
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bytecaster: The sequel to Alien?
 WearingCats_CwC: I like Aliens
 Arclight_Dynamo: Meh-liens
 RatherLargeToad: Aliens?!?
 Kentosaurus: just like the feature film
 GasCityGaming: Aliens(?)
 NimrodXIV: (Aliens)
 MAPBoardgames: Is Deep Discount involve paying you to play their garbage?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When you can't confirm the title that's a good start
 ThePixelSavage: how did they get away with naming the game Aliens ...
 baltimore_667083: they are here!
SiegeFeathers: oh there they are
 NotCainNorAbel: They knew the font was bad!
 fastlane250: They are here? you don't say...
 KingTaltia: "Those games are great! We'll be playing THESE"
 niccus: oh nice did they remake darkspore
MalFnord: Oh I have that font!
 TehAmelie: let's hope it's not a world of chromatic abberation, because of aliens
 CouldntPickAUsername: first Graham is going to console (system) Alex and then Graham will console Alex
  Juliamon: shit sweetener
 MercurialVox: Sweetend with Steven
 Aenir798: That's some loud rumbling
 Arclight_Dynamo: This game is very loud.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why does the alien sound like an airplane?
bytecaster: Stevia sucks
 RealGamerCow: I really dislike stevia
 MAPBoardgames: Someone paid good money for that asset.
 seanmrwick: for a second, I thought you were playing Alien: Colonial Marines because good lord it's a load of suck
 sephyhallow: "Oh yeah that sucks"
 ThePixelSavage: why are we shooting the menu?
 sephyhallow: Good start
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does the monster have yowie hands?
bytecaster: Subtle pop-in
 fastlane250: incredible pop-in
 iarethel0ser: Amazing pop-in.
 Dog_of_Myth: good start
 Despoiler98: STOPPIN POWAH
bi0buster: You have to be very careful with stevia. It's hard to use well.
 Texan_Reverend: That was some _serious_ pop-in.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the unreal engine is in effect
 Nigouki: Mark Cerni personally approved this
 Darleysam: have some self respect, Sony and Microsoft and Nintendo
 raulghoulia: the nintendo seal of approval
 TehAmelie: remember those horrors from the Wii store? Nintendo seal of quality, gone
 TheAwkes: Such walk speed.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: look up
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm not used to games this early on Tuesday
 Blakemcm: there are more hoops to get through on the consoles for sure... but um yea
 Crad0k: have you seen the switch store recently? quality control is a lie
 OnyxOblivion: Man Graham needs to see the Switch eShop its got some DREGS
 RealGamerCow: I remember when the XBox Arcade had a big thing about limiting games for quality reasons
 Strebenherz: THE GUN BOUNCING WHEN YOU WALK
 trebuchetboy: The Tonberry clip did not prepare me for when they flip around like Yoda with laser daggers FF15 still a great game though @LoadingReadyRun
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: It said Unity yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: It was Unity
 Aenir798: I think it said unity
 WiJohn: Unity was there
  Foxmar320: Is this like off brand Destiny item pack? Some of this reminds me of the Tower
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 KenKopin: Unity
 IanAllenBird: thats some strong head bob
 Despoiler98: BUS IS COMING
 Darleysam: good for them
 ThePixelSavage: this looks like a 2010s CS map ...
 realbadatthis_: recoil so slow you can think about your grocery list
 MAPBoardgames: were those candles or stacks of coins left below that bench?
 seanmrwick: it's like someone decided to take the movement from Killzone and decided "Lets add regular weapons to this and see what happens"
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
  LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus. 
 betweenmyself: think Quality Assurance for consoles stops at “Does the game permanently brick the system?” checks
 lightfut: Allen am coming
 TehAmelie: such pretty backgrounds
 an_archist2: aliens are what? on stream?
 Strebenherz: @Foxmar320 We have destiny at home
 lightfut: All you base are
 VorlonScout: Aliens... they're here. But not, like, *right* here
 RatherLargeToad: eventually!
 seanmrwick: oh god can you imagine this game in VR?
 WearingCats_CwC: James Cameron has disappointed me for the last time >:(
  Foxmar320: @Strebenherz Temu Destiny pack
 NimrodXIV: cool pop gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there any ambient noise?
 Despoiler98: that is the SADDEST sounding 1911 ever
 Darleysam: that is the weakest-ass gunshot
 The_Passerby: That's  a pop
 HadesLeprechaun: is this a pop gun?
 IanAllenBird: lmao
  Juliamon: pew pew
 MacbethSeemsSus: 30-love
 Strebenherz: POP POP POP
 kingandcommoner: That is an insult to foley
 underhill33: 
 sephyhallow: They're all coming for you. The one guy in this empty city.
 ThePixelSavage: sound effect is someone 200m away from a shooting range recording the sound
 seanmrwick: this reminds me so much of that sketch you did years ago
bytecaster: Two enemy types though
 niccus: is this literally killing floor?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the death of modding has been so detrimental to aspiring devs. Now they have to do this instead of just making a custom Counter-Strike map like everyone else.
 Lysander_salamander: is this trying to be Killing Floor?
 Strebenherz: i could make better 1911 sounds KNOCKING WITH MY HAND
 Arclight_Dynamo: Aliens: Killing Bore
 seanmrwick: that's very underwhelming
 Laserbeaks_Fury: 20-Love
 Lysander_salamander: ah
 TehAmelie: i guess we only hear the echo from the mountains
 Crad0k: also, i'm pretty sure a 1911 has a bigger mag than that
 ckupf: I have the US Open on my second monitor and I literally thought I'd turned the sound on by accident
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The combat noises for the enemies are vastly louder than everything else which is deeply weird
 RatherLargeToad: why do they turn green?
 IanAllenBird: ouch
 MAPBoardgames: My 1911 is made of plastic and shoots BBs and makes a better noise.
 Drasvin: Mawp
 DoubleNterprises: 
 The_Passerby: What does it sound like it's indoors while youre outside?
 sephyhallow: That one has an ankle monitor!
 Despoiler98: and I used to carry a 1911 at work that is very sad sound effect
 seanmrwick: @Lysander_salamander I think it's supposed to be like like "Doom"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MAWP
 The_Passerby: that's a sound file.
  Foxmar320: Ded
 Strebenherz: YEET
 CouldntPickAUsername: did they limit the map by putting rocks in the archways rather than using a wall asset?
 TheAwkes: The health bar / wings fit so perfectly with the bug.
 Lysander_salamander: I hate fake tinnitus sound effects
 TehAmelie: tinnitus yaay
  Foxmar320: Short game
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Nope, Tinnitus is instant lose for me
 Shurtal: Tinnitus Simulator?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Balance your sound please
 niccus: stacking tinnitus!
 gualdhar: and my tinnitus had stopped for the night
bytecaster: It's his cousin, unserious max
 IanAllenBird: oh different pitches on that tinnitus
 Sheikun07: "Heal!" [dies instantly]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's it????
 Gekyouryuu: oh! off topic, Graham, did you see in Mark Rosewater's spoiler? Spiders-Man is getting a card!
 Texan_Reverend: Are you an animated grocery bag? Because that's what it sounds like when the enemies hit you.
 gnyrinn: We've heard that death groan before, haven't we?
 Omnipotrevor: Some good popins here
 DoubleNterprises:  MAWP
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 underhill33: that tracks
 an_archist2: i've played these maps before
 The_Passerby: Is there a wall buy Alex?
 OnyxOblivion: yes but did you play it with aliens
 lightfut: Is this that game where you went through the phases of grieving?
  Foxmar320: Fat Dog of Phat Dog
 Shurtal: at least they're giving a heads up they're coming
 Shurtal: so polite
bytecaster: Does their music scream like a lot?
 niccus: fat dog rules
  Foxmar320: LOL
 RockPusher: 
  Foxmar320: YES!
 Aenir798: welp
 OnyxOblivion: PERFECT
 Drasvin: XD
 Kentosaurus: illegal
 WearingCats_CwC: Oh
 IanAllenBird: lmopklmji
 NimrodXIV: Beautiful
 Shurtal: YEAH
 CaptainSpam: The TRUE W+P experience!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Well...
 xantos69: Turns out... they can't
 A_Dub888: excellent
 ShaneLeeAtk: Perfection
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AMAZING
 Shurtal: YEYEYEYEYEYYE
 underhill33:   
 MAPBoardgames: "Something" went wrong.
 spethycakes: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Darleysam: the GAME got you
 lightfut: Bad game is bad
 Morrigan9: absolute gaming
 TehAmelie: too many aliens spawned?
 sephyhallow: Borked because they can't get you
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHA
 RatherLargeToad: “Something went wrong with Aliens”. You don’t say!
 RandomTrivia: Spectacular
 Drasvin: Broke pathing so bad the game crashed
 KingTaltia: No, no they cannot, but they can hurt you in other ways
 seanmrwick: the sound sounds so bad, like the little "Toy gun" in The Sopranos
 TheAwkes: Dev heard you talking shit and pulled your key. 
 Aceviru: Nice
 trebuchetboy: Game closed time to move on
 Omnipotrevor: Bethesda has something to say about that
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think an AI unable to path to you
 iarethel0ser: Enemy couldn't get you, so game killed you.
bytecaster: Lets do some QC!
  Foxmar320: Yeah can you reproduce it
 TheDevil_Risen: someone needs to employ Alex as a QA tester 
 MAPBoardgames: House delivery!
 undead__geek: Gold
 Koshindan: They can never reach you there if the game quits first. 
 TehAmelie: shall we find out where the level boundary is next time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex's QC skills are increasing
 OnyxOblivion: i think i should buy this and get the platinum trophy
 gnyrinn: I wonder if you could get in the way of some of the buildings before they pop in.
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 Orylen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OriginalAbnegateCroquetteKreygasm--YT_92jDesVGn_lr
graal_smith: Is this a spiritual sequal to Trash Night Video?
 sephyhallow: Wait were the braziers burning before?
 WearingCats_CwC: I don't think I want my frustrum culled
 sethtriggs: oh no aliens
 Garfman314: i arrived after start... which console is this on?
 realbadatthis_: Whoever asked on spelling it is F fat normal dog https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Dog_(band)
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GeniusSavoryDonkeyJKanStyle-cLrIvQ87hpvtwlQi
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 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmellyBovinePlumageOptimizePrime-1poVc92w-1P3iIjp
 TheAwkes: Confused LoD is the name of my Bethesda cover studio.
 betweenmyself: Please, Frustrum Culling is my *dad’s* name.
 Darleysam: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlertEphemeralClintmullinsBabyRage-qafTH3Mfrbvcr1wc
bytecaster: This is next gen gaming
 Cptasparagus: pro?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so how many rays are being traced right now
  Foxmar320: Pushed it so hard it crashed
 MAPBoardgames: They borrowed one of Paul's 5
 sethtriggs: Wow it's nice that you can get shovelware on the PS5 too
 Garfman314: it sure looks next gen
 Laserbeaks_Fury: God of SHooty Mans
 Shadowsoflife: is it?
 public_key_reveal_party: This is the power of the PlayStation 5
  Juliamon: oh hey, music
 seanmrwick: at least the graphics don't look like total Arse
 TehAmelie: hmm "repeatable bug causing hard crash" would be a nice spot on the bingo card
 RandomTrivia: Must have been a neutrino bullet
 A_Dub888: And here I was playing Unicorn Overlord on PS+ when I could be playing this
 Spades_Slicc: Which one of yout 5 ps5s are you bricking for this?
 sethtriggs: A+ pathing!
 SnackPak_: 
 CaptainSpam: Hmm... a game with a piercing bullet that gets STRONGER as it passes through more targets...
  Foxmar320: Bino time I guess
bytecaster: I wonder how many Aliens we can collect
 MacbethSeemsSus: Welp they have ledges. Invasion over
  Foxmar320: Bingo*
 seanmrwick: Graham, did you get a chance to watch the recent AEW PPV?
 darkcyril: Returning to their home planet.
bytecaster: @sethtriggs Surely, it's A*
 NimrodXIV: they're just out for a jog
 TheMerricat: For chat, this is the dev(?)s web page, scope out what other games they have under their belt. sabecltd.com
 Nigouki: If they player doesn't show up in 5 min we can legally leave
 KingTaltia: Oh wow, we got to the sequel REAL quick! "The Aliens are going"
 EvilBadman: Bingo, presumably
 RandomTrivia: Well then
 Strebenherz: BOING
 RandomTrivia: Game solved, new meta
 Dog_of_Myth: Solved meta
 Morrigan9: speedrun when?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: one would think that automatic AI pathing would have progressed a *little bit* since 1998
 Strebenherz: roof meta time
 sethtriggs: Any% world record here
 sephyhallow: It really sounds like you're hitting them with ping pong balls
 The_Passerby: Alex, Master Gamer
 Garfman314: by the way, i am a big fan of this timeslot for w+p, much easier to catch live
 seanmrwick: I will say this: the loading and reloading doesn't look that bad
 TheMerricat: "At the start of the game the player is armed with a hand gun and the players health and armour is reduced with each alien attack, if the player loses all his life then the game is over."
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that one has just a jaunty walk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Roof % speed run
 kingandcommoner: mawp
 seanmrwick: oh look, it's the Flood from Halo
 sephyhallow: OH NO BELLY MOUTH
TheAinMAP: 
 The_Passerby: Where's the other guns?
 sethtriggs: Is there no splash damage?
 Sheikun07: What do you mean "other guns"?
 GasCityGaming: The Geard of War Remaster looks WEIRD
 MAPBoardgames: @The_Passerby other... guns?
  Foxmar320: Fake doors as always
 sethtriggs: "It's only a model"
 MAPBoardgames: @MAPBoardgames you have a 1911, what more could you need?
 The_Passerby: There's got to be other guns.
 IanAllenBird: lol
 Crad0k: fuck OFF
 betweenmyself: ARROOOOOOOOWS
 sethtriggs: LOL that's amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh get BENT
 baltimore_667083: ARROWS
 mrjujubeans: feels a little turok
 kimmibeans: Was not expecting to see actual gameplay this early on a Tuesday lol. What are we playing?
 Strebenherz: you know it's bad when runescape doesn't do that shit xD
 dutchmoose: John Freeman who's Gordon Freeman's brother was one day in office
  Foxmar320: We heard you liked crossbows
 Arclight_Dynamo: This crossbow has A RAIL
 sephyhallow: Where did all the archers go?
 realbadatthis_: is that a picatinny rail with nothing on it
 sethtriggs: I heard you like polys so here's some polys in your polys
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bets on the crossbow being semi-automatic?
 Darleysam: picking up each individual bullet off the ground
 SquareDotCube: this crossbow is all the eras
 The_Passerby: I am vindicated
 Nigouki: but does it slap?
 sethtriggs: This MP3 has a nice beat
 HadesLeprechaun: did that gun have any sound effect at all?
 dumbo3k: I did not know that the MP5 uses .45 acp
 TehAmelie: can you only hold one gun?
 seanmrwick: Alex, do MP5's use 9MM or .45 ACP?
 seanmrwick: that's an M14
 SquareDotCube: time to test our PING
 WearingCats_CwC: Music >Slaughtering Grounds
 Crad0k: 9mm, i think
 MAPBoardgames: Push 'I'?
 Garfman314: and you dropped the crossbow...
 an_archist2: mouse sensitivity?
 Koshindan: This wave shooter doesn't wave very well.
 Aenir798: maybe just get the crossbow back and fire all the arrows
 WiJohn: Take screenshot?  Really?
 TheMerricat: @MAPBoardgames Console game, no keyboard. 
 Desruprot: yay I didn't miss Watch + Play
 RockPusher: 
bi0buster: I think there are versions of the MP5 for both 9mm and .45
  Foxmar320: Its so nice when games have gameplay
 sethtriggs: That's some hate, "design" the game that picking up ammo clogs your inventory to where you can't reload
 an_archist2: dang
 ArmadilloAL: SENSIVITY
 Desruprot: 
 TehAmelie: the music's more repetitive and dull than Slaughtering Grounds, i wouldn't call it an improvement
bytecaster: Inverty Y!
 realbadatthis_: think for 45 HK had the ump instead
 margieargie: Invert? Why?
 ArmadilloAL: Not sensitivity, sensivity.
 omdorastrix: Invert? Why?
 fcloud: i need a slider for emotional sensitivity 
 omdorastrix: gah!
  Akaiatana: Who do they think we are, Ian?
  Simriel: There is a .45 mp5. It is Concussive
 sethtriggs: So can you spawn camp them?
 RockPusher: Invert why? Ian Horner.
 sephyhallow: So you have a gun and 30 arrows you can't drop
 sephyhallow: Perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArmadilloAL Oh my gods you're right!!!
 TehAmelie: but can you only have one gun? we lost the 1911?
 dutchmoose: The stream bugs are perfectly covering the hud actually lol
 Desruprot: that house looked very Skyrim
 OnyxOblivion: inventory might be on the dpad? or pressing in the touchpad?
 TheAwkes: Must be wearing a dress without pockets.
bytecaster: Because that is what the demo app did
 Strebenherz: aliens are coming, time to get a wet wipe i guess
 Crad0k: "that's a great question; next question"
 MAPBoardgames: But can you get to the subocean?
 IanAllenBird: didn't program a way to keep track of a secondary
 sethtriggs: I love the tech level that matches with these modern guns
 betweenmyself: It took Destiny eleven years to finally add a crossbow; Aliens had one from launch…  Check and mate.
 Strebenherz: if you throw a gun at an alien, can they pick it up?
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 Garfman314: choose the diplomacy option
 sethtriggs: He blowed up real good
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Soooo....where are you storing those arrows?
 Crad0k: that is just the worst looking hk slap
 Omnipotrevor: How could anyone have more than one gun? That's just not realistic 
 RandomTrivia: @MacbethSeemsSus Where do you think? 
 dutchmoose: yo dope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus To quote the amazing frog game from let's nope last week "no comment"
 Mai_Andra: Watch+Nope 
Violet__Violence: sweet, i'm not super late
 dutchmoose: lmfao
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  Akaiatana: In Canadian English they are 23 cm
 baltimore_667083: 
 Orxolon: good evening,i know it must have been alread explained,but did something happened to the bos?
Violet__Violence: lmao
 IanAllenBird: love this information
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Violet__Violence: amazing
 RandomTrivia: Good foley is an art form all of its own 
 Orxolon: boys?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Orxolon 3 weeks on, 1 week of W+P
Rhilenova: Going to see them Friday, excited
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Fireball is enormous, you can not dodge it
 MAPBoardgames: Fireball goes in every slot
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're shooting very slow fireballs at us!
TruPhantomAngel: Oh hey, I get to catch you all live now!
 SquareDotCube: world's slowest fireball
 Desruprot: oh no
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 Orxolon: @MacbethSeemsSus thanks
 sethtriggs: Are bricks strapped to your feet too?
 Garfman314: go get the crossbow again
 Strebenherz: @Orxolon every 4th is watch and play, with the new schedule
bytecaster: Why do we have a weapon wheel when we can only have one weapon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh welp
  Simriel: It did win 2 world wars
 NimrodXIV: Lucille!
 sephyhallow: where the fuck was this medieval town raptured to, and why did they have guns?
 RealGamerCow: pickleball soundin fool
 Dog_of_Myth: Melee build is goooo
 Koshindan: It sounds the the bang for the bullet is going off where the bullet lands.
 sethtriggs: Nail bat doesn't need ammo right?
 SquareDotCube: forget the gun, get a tennis racket and whack those fireballs back
 MAPBoardgames: go get the crossbow and start shooting?
 sethtriggs: Was it too much for the "developer" to develop ammo slots?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
 seanmrwick: it sounds like shots at a Distance in PUBG
 Strebenherz: @Orxolon let's nope'll be back next week, then watch and play again after three let's nopes
 Dog_of_Myth: Wonder what the bat sounds like.
 Desruprot: they are coming
 TehAmelie: this has like Time Ramesside degrees of "let's just put everything in", but so much less effort
 betweenmyself: Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with legally distinct Aliens on what is presumably Earth.  So let’s get to taking out their command, one by one.
 realbadatthis_: blades don't need to reload 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 Desruprot: 
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 sethtriggs: OOOOOOOF
 Strebenherz: BEAUTIFUL
 Koshindan: Victory!
 IanAllenBird: rip
 SnackPak_: perfect
 NightValien28: FLAWLESS
 TheDevil_Risen: Crash TWO
 xantos69: Game bad.
 underhill33: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 
  Juliamon: Twice!
 CaptainSpam: A very powerful gun indeed!
 Therai_Petrichor: nice
 RockPusher: not even perched off the path
 Tangsm: You won. I see zero aliens
 Lysander_salamander: problem solved itself
 YeetTheRich_: thanks sony
  Simriel: Clip it!
 RandomTrivia: 
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 TheMerricat: Memory dump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THE SECOND TIME
 trebuchetboy: gg
 Strebenherz: WHY IS THE REPORT 33 MEGS?!
 IanAllenBird: how big is the game
bytecaster: Do Consoles not do any testing anymore for certification?
 undead__geek: Lmao
 catcard: good evening every nyan
 Drasvin: WTF. What's in the report?
TheAinMAP: 
 seanmrwick: if there's any consolation Alex, at least it's not a musket
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's the crypto wallet size
 Sheikun07: I'm betting there's video in the report.
 Texan_Reverend: That report was the size of an entire N64 game.
 sethtriggs: "Something went wrong with this game" I think the problem was between the chair and the developer's computer
 CaptainSpam: Man, these grounds are so hollow.
 RandomTrivia: 33MB crash report, and 80% of it is a lecture about how mean you are for breaking their game
 RockPusher: report likely has a memory dump of some form
 TehAmelie: do you think they mean Hallow Grounds or is it full of holes?
bytecaster: Maybe a memory dump
 betweenmyself: video, yes
 WiJohn: Oh yeah I remember this one
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We've played this one too
 margieargie: Ohhhhh yeah
 Nigouki: we got stuck in car on that bridge
 catcard: it seems familiar
 HadesLeprechaun: this was a racing game, definitely
 sethtriggs: THIS BRIDGE I remember it!
 dutchmoose: In the report is pain
 Garfman314: i was thinking about that racing game!
bytecaster: We have raced cars here amongst other things ,yes
 gnyrinn: Not a whole core-dump btw. Too small for that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In a truck I think?
  Akaiatana: This was a game where you drove a pickup truck
 Koshindan: How scuffed is the melee?
 Garfman314: it was a redneck game
 sethtriggs: I wanna say there was even another game you played with this bridge too
 Serivus: can you swap to the knife, and pick up a different melee?
 Omnipotrevor: That ax can't run out of ammo though, surley
 YawnLance: Oh it's silenced
 margieargie: Must have a silencer on
Violet__Violence: flawless sound design
 Desruprot: no Scope so probably not an Enfield
 MacbethSeemsSus: As you the famous silenced M1 Garand
Violet__Violence: just a+
 HadesLeprechaun: it's silenced
 hwdesperado: I've seen a radial menu come up a couple times and I don't know what is doing that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 RIGHT, you were driving moonshine or something I think
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah yes*
 catcard: I prefer this to Tarkov's sound design  (it's too realistic and scary)
 sethtriggs: I wonder if they're going to have that seaside village map like what you get in Hentai vs. Evil and that Popeye game
 CaptainSpam: A truly deafening blast!
 TehAmelie: only iron sights, hardcore
 Sheikun07: It's so silenced it makes everything else quiet
 The_Passerby: There seems to be a four space  inventory systemm
 betweenmyself: I for one welcome our future Aloen overlords…  They sound very soothing to the skin.
 Kentosaurus: final boss is an alien with a boom box
 Crad0k: an actual clip
 seanmrwick: I can't even hear the Kar98K
 seanmrwick: oh it's a Mosin? I thought it was a Kar98K
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You would absolutely be ramming that into your mouth everytime you chamber a round
 catcard: bonk.
 IanAllenBird: f
 Desruprot: rip
 TehAmelie: an ancient mottled fire axe
 TheMerricat: Finally died instead of crashing!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: off
 sethtriggs: wow did the models actually break apart when hit with an ax?
 KenKopin: Did they mean Hallowed Grounds?
 CaptainSpam: @KenKopin Nope, it's clearly hollow.  See how hollow it all is?  Really hollow. 
 TehAmelie: a grenade! let's o Brick Tamland
 Cptasparagus: reload the grenade, easy
 betweenmyself: any engagement that doesn’t end in a crash to desktop is a victory in my book
 IanAllenBird: I feel like. I remember anime happening on this map? but maybe it was just a very similarly brown foresty place
 TehAmelie: *go
 Desruprot: only one active weapon slot I guess
 catcard: oh that was crusty
Violet__Violence: mawp
 aClonedPickle: gotta take the gloves off for the grenade
 Strebenherz: did graham lose his ears
 Strebenherz: you found the drug house
 Koshindan: When you select the inventory wheel, can you select an empty slot and then put a gun in that slot?
 sethtriggs: Someone was partying
 bytecaster: Mhhhhm, ground syringes
 Darleysam: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpoopyConcernedPineapplePastaThat-htT9GTh8deoz1Utl
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yes I'd like these random USED syringes
 TehAmelie: me when i find a drug stash
 AugmentingPath: I generally consider it unlucky when I find 6 syringes on the ground
 WearingCats_CwC: So much smack 
 Gekyouryuu: a revolver? aliens? time to play Venusian Roulette
 CouldntPickAUsername: literally a shortgun
 Drasvin: Player character is reserving their pockets for ammo and syringes.
 Aenir798: Gun is using its indoor voice
 EvilBadman: Found the Sharps house
Violet__Violence: that guy got textures suddenly
 catcard: wait. that alien became unghostified upon being shot
 lamina5432: don't think about you might need them for what evers next
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, most of the ambient noise seems to be absent
 iarethel0ser: A sawn-off sawn-off shortgun.
 sethtriggs: Actual gibs, I'm impresed
 DarkMorford: SHORTGUN
 Athelgar: 'The Device'
 A_Dub888: how are you not blasting your fingers off with that?
 Crad0k: that's got to be modeled off an actual gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plus it looks like it has rubber bands wrapped around it
 Nigouki: TF2 Scout gun?
 public_key_reveal_party: Being able to aim is for cowards
 Desruprot: boat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOO
 BrowneePointz: isn't that the movie with The Rock?
 seanmrwick: hahahaha
DeiwosN: Nice of that one monster to wait for you to heal
 CouldntPickAUsername: someone should make a meta game about asset flips
 Sorator13: garbage evening! ahoy!
 mwlsn: sound fx would only interfere with the music
 BrowneePointz: I remember which movie you're talking about
TheAinMAP: 
 seanmrwick: priceless
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds terrifying
 TehAmelie: did it have more spread than a videogame shotgun?
 The_Passerby: It's from a movie.
 HadesLeprechaun: this man went to, but not *into* a firing range, and recorded the sfx on his phone from half a mile away
 PharaohBender27: Oh DANG I almost forgot it was W+P week!
SiegeFeathers: it's like when you cut your own hair and the sides always look different lengths
 Desruprot: and the rifling gives them extra kick
 Nigouki: wide angle shotgun
 seanmrwick: I can imagine it's from one of the Saw movies
 seanmrwick: like Saw 2 or Saw 3
bi0buster: Claymore-on-a-stick
 PharaohBender27: The aliens! They're coming!
 Darleysam: like The Joker's gun in Tim Burton's Batman
 gnyrinn: Some anarchist with a beef with Bismarck did that with a pistol.
 Desruprot: uh
 Fuzzra: @Desruprot Not so much kick as stability over range
 BrowneePointz: Killing Them Softly Alex
 sethtriggs: That's weird physics
 WiJohn: Water bending obviously
 BrowneePointz: if Google is to be believed
 Koshindan: The starting pistol feels like the best weapon.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 These are on the PS5, Alex has managed to crash this game twice already because of his mad skills
 Crad0k: i want jonathan ferguson to see this game
 TehAmelie: i bet the church has a holy handgrenade
  Foxmar320: Ive seen this church in 76
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 The_Passerby: A quest for another inventory space
TheAinMAP: 
 betweenmyself: I’d like to see an Asset Flip game that features only one single purchased asset standing in for all objects.  Enemy = Anime Waifu, Gun = Anime Waifu, Building = Anime Waifu, Health Bar = Anime Waifu
  Akaiatana: Super. Wet. Super. Wet
 MAPBoardgames: The gunpowder explosion is like a rocket engine for the bullet.  when the bullet leaves the barrel, it isn't getting pushed anymore
 MAPBoardgames: @betweenmyself I think they;'ve played it on W+P before
 sethtriggs: Ouch
Violet__Violence: wurf
 RandomTrivia: Uhh
 sethtriggs: Oh dat pop in
elkae: omg I haven’t caught a W+P in forever
Violet__Violence: wowwwww
 xantos69: brother ew
 doubledbear: Oh hello thar W+P
Violet__Violence: i'm actually impressed lmao
 Lysander_salamander: oh, Crap Borderlands
 Diabore: this is unsatisfactory
 bytecaster: Is this a satisfactory level?
 NimrodXIV: it's so busy
 Crad0k: is this satisfactory?
 Strebenherz: this causes pain
elkae: what a quality game to join in on
 Desruprot: holy assets batman
 TehAmelie: realistic weapons, the basis of all videogame
 NightValien28: level design is my passion
 iris_of_ether: It really does
 CouldntPickAUsername: that was like that old screensaver
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge?
  Juliamon: it really is!!
 sethtriggs: Hey didn't you play on this before?
 RandomTrivia: Did somebody rebuild the Metroid Prime tutorial level in Space Engineers?! 
 Nigouki: I bought the assets so I'll use them!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there so much bullshit here
 betweenmyself: Is this a playable pipe screensaver?
 Strebenherz: your poor pc
 A_Dub888: is this the Destiny Tower??
 EvilBadman: Starfield ass base
 Nigouki: wait this IS the waifu shooter isn't it
 sethtriggs: This is a *wreckage* of color
 Strebenherz: your poor poor pc rendering ALL THAT SHIT
 lamina5432: it's a disatisfactory base
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up, FUCK OFF why can't you walk through that empty space
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this the "space station"?
 The_Timo: ALIENS ARE COMING, They'll also be here soon
 sethtriggs: Oh wow it has the same skybox style as that other game
 darkcyril: Or you just didn't fall far enough. But yeah, fall damage seems like a higher level concept than what this game is serving.
 Aenir798: @Strebenherz it's a PS5 rendering this
  Foxmar320: Oh it would be impossible
 MacbethSeemsSus: LRL bit
elkae: new Live game!
 Darleysam: that is 15 different games
  Akaiatana: In space, no one can hear you shoot.
 sethtriggs: I wonder if you can get trapped in a pipe that pops in
 kusinohki: was it "defeat the waifus" ??
 ghyllnox: Now THERE'S a game
 AugmentingPath: The new LRL bit: "This or Not to Be"
 lamina5432: if you go the top ten memorable ones like spud
 NimrodXIV: "which game was this asset *not* in?"
 Athelgar: Impossible This or That for Live lol
 ghyllnox: It could be multiple choice
 Desruprot: moonracker was a nice laser
 spethycakes: You're playing on the SpaceStation5
 sethtriggs: This combat system is pure, molten hate
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Also, we are clearly on a planet
 WearingCats_CwC: Next time on Live "Watch and Play game or fever dream"
 OnyxOblivion: who needs doom the dark ages when i can buy this on my ps5 instead
 Crad0k: it's not even an ithica...
 BlindProphet32: I really do hate how the bullet impacts are louder than the firing sounds
 korvys: Ah, stealing enemies from Left 4 Dead, I guess?
 MacbethSeemsSus: space guns would have ruined the carefully crafted aethestic
 Spades_Slicc: @sethtriggs Really? doesn't look very fluid
 TehAmelie: where's space OSHA
 The_Passerby: Is weapon sound effects tied to music volume?
 KenKopin: The tintinus does more damage than the gun
 TheAwkes: This audio layering is really struggling to play concurrent sounds, even when there aren't any sounds playing.
 Garfman314: they look like they're gleefully running through a meadow
duckace11: this or that watch and play game or MST3K movie
 betweenmyself: identifiable W+P games would be limited to Beauty Copter and Lies of Penguin
 sethtriggs: This game has a complicated relationship with colliders
  Juliamon: ow FUCK
 The_Passerby: I feel like the music volume change changed the weapon volume
  Foxmar320: Yeah stick aiming feels great in Destiny
 SquareDotCube: I feel like we're like 8 feet tall in this map
 dumbo3k: ow double tinnitus
  Juliamon: WHY THE SECOND PITCH
 darkcyril: Oh good. The tinnitus gets *higher*
TheAinMAP: 
 ArmadilloAL: Oh no, we stacked tinnitus on top of tinnitus.
 TehAmelie: ah, the tinnitus ends
 sethtriggs: Beautycopter was so wonderful
 Sorator13: I do not enjoy the tinnitus
 korvys: Like, those are definitely off-brand Boomers
 doubledbear: @TehAmelie SPOSHA if you will
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VenomousIntelligentPartridgeChocolateRain-MfpD9BHSJujhEJ0w
 iris_of_ether: 
  Foxmar320: I also prefer Fallout with stick aiming
 Garfman314: i mean, prayer warrior is certainly an identifyable w+p game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beautycopter was great, confusing on every possible level but great
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not demons. They're (Aliens)
 DiamondMX: No, if this was hell and there were demons, we'd be playing Doom - a better game.
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 Desruprot: space refinery
 Cptasparagus: they are taking your ability to aim but they'll never take yourguns
 Athelgar: surely that yellow barrel explodes right?
 PharaohBender27:  You will BE KILLED BY DEMONS 
 xantos69: I'm with you Alex.  I outright won't play a game if I can't play it with a mouse and keyboard.
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 Shurtal: it's the space born drilling platform! What are they drillling for? Yes.
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah what about that one angel/devil fighting game? That was amazing
 TehAmelie: i think i'm used to the clutter, it was just the hilarious ways it loaded in one texture at a time
 The_Passerby: does anyone else think the weapon sound effect volume is  also tied to music volume?
 YawnLance: I love experiencing shapes and colors with my eyes
 CaptainSpam: I still have to say, Nintendo somehow managed to make a gamepad aiming system I can deal with when they made Splatoon.
 sethtriggs: the PRayer Warriors cats made that
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, no atmosphere means no scattering
duckace11: hold on now i have a this or that to make
 MrQBear: I think this level would bee ven worse to load if it had actual lighting.
 sethtriggs: Is that a staple gun?
 doubledbear: "We're going the one place government regulations can't reach us... SPACE!"
 PharaohBender27: "Railing kill!"
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah Space Mutiny with the spaceship basement
 betweenmyself:   
 Kentosaurus: oh torgo you scamp
 SnackPak_: the space ship with windows
 Nigouki: I dread what will happen with raytracing in the future and elimination of devs pre-lighting things
 iris_of_ether: Big McLargeHuge
 sethtriggs: THere's brick walls in it
 A_Dub888: Reb Brown
 HeavyMetalFlorist: Big McLargeHuge!
 The_Passerby: FAMAS...from R6 Siege it looks like
 EvilBadman: Roll Fizzlebwef
 korvys: Ah, space must be in France
 saucemaster5000: Love the space mutiny action hero names
 doubledbear: Unironically love Reb Brown
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Space sand pit.
 Desruprot: didn't plan 9 also do spaceship bad?
 sethtriggs: I am curious, is there a task manager on the PS5?
 PharaohBender27: @korvys Turns out it was filmed in South Africa
 Crad0k: you'd never see that in a star trek film, just filming in some kind of factory and calling it engineering...
 Garfman314: rocks are popping in
 iris_of_ether: List of nicknames https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Dave_Ryder
 sethtriggs: I am curious how much resource this game is consuming.
 Syntheticuh: havent we played this one before? i remember the ALIENS COMING.
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 Aenir798: Well yeah you're in space, no air
 Darleysam: in space, no-one can hear you shoot
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Space Mutiny also very obviously reuses a lot Battlestar Galactica footage
 darkcyril: @Desruprot This implies that Plan 9 did something good
 MAPBoardgames: It's raining guns! hallelujah!
 Shurtal: love me some games have have a draw distance of a 3 year old's arm strength
 saucemaster5000: oh and the captain of the ship looks like santa claus -- love space mutiny
 The_Passerby: I definitely think it's because you lowered music volume.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Gristle Mcthornbody. Stab Punchman. Slab Bulkhead
 gnyrinn: In space no one can hear you shoot.
 Desruprot: @darkcyril fair point
 LPS_97: You are in space, so it does makes sense you hear nothing, no?
 PharaohBender27: @korvys So an MST3k member later went, "Welp, I guess we played Sun City"
 CouldntPickAUsername: I think there's a very quiet noise
 mrjujubeans: it’s space. there’s no sound lol
  Simriel: I looked away, looked back, and we have FAMAS now?
 Shadowsoflife: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Lance hardrod
 Julian_Rogue: as you mentioned that. MST3k Is streaming on twitch right now under the LRR viewers also watch area
 DiamondMX: I can hear a very quiet noise. It sounds far away.
 Athelgar: did they put an audio source outside of the play sandbox as a placeholder? cause it sounds far away
 The_Passerby: When Alex lowered the music volume in settings, all the guns got quieter including the 1911.
 hey_there_Enfys: Named my most recent Tav in BG3, an elf barbarian, Sylvania Fizzlebeef in honor of Space Mutiny
 Drasvin: Monster closets
 SquareDotCube: If you remember Shattered Horizon the suit computer "simulated" gun sounds
 MAPBoardgames: All the mobs are hanging out in the green room
 PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether I'd forgotten the character's actual name 
 Garfman314: conga line!
  Foxmar320: Fake ladders as always
 Texan_Reverend: This pop in is a clear display of why Turok had so much fog.
 korvys: I maintain that parking enemies like that is legit - that way they don't pop in - you can load them and then move them later
 Sorator13: were you using a staple gun at the end there?
 sethtriggs: That game sucks on toast and that fake ladder was hate
 doubledbear: Ornamental ladders
 MacbethSeemsSus: You're not authorized to climb that ladder
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
  Simriel: Those are some very good braces Alex
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 A_Dub888: ah the fake ladders only brought out for special occasions
 YawnLance: oh swE
  Foxmar320: Oh good
 NightValien28: oh no
Violet__Violence: of course
 Diabore: barf
 SnackPak_: oof
Amentur: Oh boy
 sethtriggs: It's Waifu Time!
 NightValien28: OH NO
 arcaneIllumination: Oh no
 YeetTheRich_: oh god
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 Sheikun07: oh dear
 ArmadilloAL: Oh no.  Oh yes, but also oh no.
  Akaiatana: The bell has rung for you
 YawnLance: hmmmm
 OnyxOblivion: YES
 sephyhallow: Perfect shirt for this one
 spethycakes: I think they're mixing their...uh...
 kragmabutch: oh no its even worse than i thouuuught
 Laserbeaks_Fury: FAGASM
 xantos69: I wager they put more effort into the jiggle physics than literally anything else.
 GedankenPalast_: Good time zone yall....2:35am here, can't sleep
 sethtriggs: There's gonna be...gainaxing?
 WiJohn: oh my
 PharaohBender27: What KIND of sea monsters?
 A_Dub888:  ?
 DiamondMX: Anime girls and tentacle monsters? Oh, this will be great.
 TehAmelie: but it doen't even look anime
 NimrodXIV: I think I've heard of this one?
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Manitu_25: oh god
 CaptainSpam: Okay, for the last time, there is a difference between "fearless" and "soulless".
 CouldntPickAUsername: subtle
 NightValien28: why can't it be fearless sea monsters against anime girls?
 SnackPak_: it's what it said on the tin
 lightfut: Oh we get cake?
 Lysander_salamander: I hope there isn't clothing damage
DeiwosN: You didn't look at the Characters!
 Darleysam: a wave shooter at the beach though
 RandomTrivia: At least you start with top-level armour 
CuteTeaGoat: was that the monkey island theme
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Shadwhawk: Gee, I wonder why they went with third person
 betweenmyself: 
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, it's on the beach. it's a Tidal Wave Shooter
 DiamondMX: Are you sure this game will be safe for stream?
 TheMerricat: Chat, this one is on Steam and the Switch too! store.steampowered.com/app/2837920/Anime_Girls_Sun_of_a_Beach/
 Scy_Anide: A wave shooter? But there's no waves in the water.
  Foxmar320: Dats a butt
 Pteraspidomorphi: This game was made for one reason and one reason only
 TheAwkes: Oh, I think I ignored this in my Steam queue the other day.
 sethtriggs: Boy those ejected shells are gonna feel GREAT on that bikini
 NightValien28: TheMerricat thank you?
 Manitu_25: how does something like this get published
  Akaiatana: Wave shooter with water that is utterly calm
 Kentosaurus:   
 The_Passerby: Also anotherr 1911
 Spades_Slicc: How did you get 7 kills?
 TehAmelie: spider turtles!
 spethycakes: I think they're an endangered species
 sethtriggs: Ah I remember that chest UI. ANd here's this chest UI
 Jillexie:  
 MAPBoardgames: More spiders than expected
 MrQBear: mutant frogs and turtles?
  Foxmar320: wow
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 Shadowsoflife:  
SiegeFeathers: sea monsters such as: turtles
 Fuzzra: I prefer an honest h-game to inappropriately horny nonsense.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: at least there IS swimming
 Sorator13: !
 CaptainSpam: I remember when the Switch first came out and everyone was championing the eShop as a bastion of pure, good indie games.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Was the gun just stuck to her leg?
 Gekyouryuu: "open chest"? have you SEEN her swimsuit design? the chest is already open
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With continuous enthusiastic consent
 MacbethSeemsSus: I always wonder if developers in these cases have ever seen an actual woman move
 sethtriggs: Instant strap of the gun to the thigh when swimming wha
 KenKopin: At least the swimming animation wasn't garbage
 iris_of_ether: It just magically straps to her leg
 Texan_Reverend: Where did that leg holster come from?
 Mollylele: this is "female character about to get murdered in a James Bond movie" simulator
 MAPBoardgames: Kills count went down
 CouldntPickAUsername: wait, points for actually having swim mechanics
 thesimbiote: Oh god, I'm getting a yeast infection just LOOKING at her suit
 Artificer_Evan: I left for I little bit and I come back to this. peak watch & play
 bytecaster: 7 kills remaining, I think
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/YummyNurturingSalsifyKappaRoss-8ghDPIQmfx_2ay3g
 Crad0k: no, okay, swiming animation, that's pretty good
 HadesLeprechaun: oh it went down, that's how many kills you need to *get*
 sethtriggs: Stunlock
 iris_of_ether: Coconut crabs got her
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Jigokuro: Well, there is a swim animation rather than just walking along the seafloor, so that's something.
bi0buster: The aim looks so slippery.
 tehfewl: fission mailed
 Gekyouryuu: oh, you don't HAVE 7 kills, you have 7 TO kill
 BrowneePointz: her legs seem too long
 Spades_Slicc: Oh it's kills you have to do
 sethtriggs: Gun goes like Ping
 Kentosaurus: magnets
 Diabore: sir
 Pteraspidomorphi: Magnet implant
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh yes! I forgots it's GARBAGE DAY!
 BrowneePointz: wait all of her extrimities seem too long for her torso
2 raiders from pleonasticTautology have joined!
 EvilBadman: I love this shitty bar
 Garfman314: those monsters look interesting, at least
 A_Dub888: sunscreen is famously adherent to GUN
 Drasvin: Kills remaining as opposed to kills performed
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy raiders!
 pleonasticTautology: hello!
 SymphonySolstice: that scuttle.....
 sethtriggs: Gotta have the thigh gap
  Foxmar320: Graham where do you expect her to keep another gun
 pleonasticTautology: started FF2 today
 pleonasticTautology: what a weird fuckin game
 PharaohBender27: 
 spethycakes: real question: does she have a face? I cannot tell
 iris_of_ether: 
 Julian_Rogue: crab
 MAPBoardgames:   
 TehAmelie: monster hunter vision
 MacbethSeemsSus: Where was that holstered!?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 doubledbear: I hope one day they play Daisy the swimmer, it's like this but hilariously bad/better
  Simriel: Where is mah Stoppin Powah
 DigitalSeahorse: why does my phone lag less than my desktop?
 Gekyouryuu: oh, they *do* jiggle. ok. almost thought they'd forgotten the main gameplay feature
 Tangsm: I like that the gun just holsters to your thigh
 kingandcommoner: It helps if you play with both hands
 sethtriggs: I bet that comes with the asset
 Darleysam: generic-ass Xbox E3 game montage Black Keys music, love it
 OnyxOblivion: amazing chest ahead but first try ranged weapon
 eric_christian_berg: Gator crickets?
 Julian_Rogue: frog crabs. must be from avatar
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveSaltyPenguinHotPokket-XdvJdqjKvJyOcB4j
 GedankenPalast_: the aim seems bad
 EchoesOfTheTide: Did she just put a pair of sunglasses on over her sunglasses?
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 spethycakes:   
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the billboarded trees and the smooth, lumpy terrain makes this look EXACTLY like a UT2004 map, but with marginally better lighting, it's throwing me off so bad
 sethtriggs: Do they all...have the same animation cycle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes it seems like shes wearing shoes and sometimes not?
 eric_christian_berg: And spider turtles.
 gnyrinn: I wonder if you can Mario them.
 hey_there_Enfys: How does the gun stick to get thigh like that
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Pass the chest? But it takes up half the screen! 🥁
 hey_there_Enfys: *her thigh
 PharaohBender27: @EchoesOfTheTide Double the sunglasses, double the protection 
 PharaohBender27: * 
 TehAmelie: bridge seems strategic
 sethtriggs: Ahhh that Piccled Ricc game had the same open animation, that must be how that asset works
 DigitalSeahorse: don't get pinched!  
 iarethel0ser: Orange floaty bullets that ascend through the lid.
 MacbethSeemsSus: legally distinct immigrant song?
 EchoesOfTheTide: @PharaohBender27 I mean, fair, I guess
  Juliamon:   
 Julian_Rogue: carcino-vision
 A_Dub888: Carcinovision
 Drasvin: Mutant alien crabs
 niccus: you ever think about crab labeling
 sethtriggs: Hey at least we're having a Crab Battle
  Simriel: There was a gun shop on the main menu so you might need to buy guns?
 CouldntPickAUsername: have you even killed on?
 Sheikun07: I'm not sure the creator of this knows what a crab is
 korvys: Prodigy at home music track
 lamina5432: matbe its a metaphor for something??
 HadesLeprechaun: crab is the universal symbol of sea monster
 DoodlestheGreat: Obviously, the island has undergone carcinerization.
Scarbble: i've come back to a heck of a thing
 Laserbeaks_Fury: If you have time to Tan, you have time to Crab
 PharaohBender27: I mean the the gray ones seem crab-LIKE, at least
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well, if evolution follows its normal course, we can assume they'll eventually BE crabs
 TheDevil_Risen: gg
 A_Dub888: @Julian_Rogue *high fives*
 YeetTheRich_: booo
 Mai_Andra: legally distinct Agent Provocateur...
 RandomTrivia: 10/10 no notes well played
 GedankenPalast_: oh for bus sake...
 betweenmyself: so when does the beach volleyball begin?  
 sethtriggs: I guess the frogs are Scarface
TheAinMAP: 
 MAPBoardgames: There is some serious jiggle-physics going on here.
 Mai_Andra: "Why must you fail me so often?!"
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DiamondMX: Is there an aim sensitivity setting? It looks like aiming is really hard.
 Arclight_Dynamo: I *will* say stick aim isn't good.
 TheMerricat: Barrels might be loot boxes
 The_Passerby: Can they go in the house?
 Julian_Rogue: GIANT MOUSE lol
 ArmadilloAL: Hey, this one spelled "sensitivity" correctly!
 PharaohBender27: That swimsuit's lower part looks . . . uncomfortably tight
 MAPBoardgames: A blonde in a bikini?
 CaptainSpam: Look, sensitivity!
 BrowneePointz: oh god, the trailer for the new Silent Hill movie dropped an hour ago
 Pteraspidomorphi: Should have used crab rave
 sethtriggs: Rock3 dot MP3
 KV1NN4: @MAPBoardgames my brain was poinsoned by anime jigglr counters and Doa Beach Volley ball, these jiggles are nuthin'
 MacbethSeemsSus: the music has strong "designing your saints row character screen" feel
 NightValien28: looks like ass
 Darleysam: there's a new silent hill movie?
 BrowneePointz: the 1st one was good
 BrowneePointz: 2nd one was messy
 Camthelion: it was *fun*
 CaptainSpam: I like how the crabs are properly labeled with crab icons when using CrabVision(tm).
 Goombill: The 3D Sequel was pretty rough though
 Koshindan: Enemies need a lot less health on the first level.
 Mai_Andra: It's based on Silent Hill 2, by the same director from the first film.
 spethycakes: Good ol' Uwe
 HadesLeprechaun: the first one I thought was good, 2nd not so much, but still had a cool monster
 BrowneePointz: this one sure looks like a modern movie shot on digital
  Foxmar320: Has he made any movies recently?
 The_Passerby: Whatever happened to Uwe Boll?
 Darleysam: yeah the Christophe Gans one was fine
 fonkoncle: the silent hill fans made an edit of the sean bean film to make it "better" and it just removes him
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 sethtriggs: Pretty hardcore
 mrjujubeans: wasn’t he in resident evil also?
 OnyxOblivion: need uwe boll to direct the 3rd season of the fallout show
 Arclight_Dynamo: From Wiki: "After retiring in 2016 to become a restaurateur, Boll returned to filmmaking in 2022."
 PharaohBender27: Ugh
 sethtriggs: So you got animationlocked into damage
 Julian_Rogue: iirc it was being forclosed? and he wanted the wine to not get taken with it?
 LaskoReadsComics: He was iirc trying to take the wine before foreclosure happened
 PharaohBender27: Oh wait
 CaptainSpam: Drank himself straight through the pandemic!  I mean, it was *A* plan!
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConsiderateSweetPhoneSuperVinlin-jZVKzmWVdhlzM8cG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother
 Crad0k: was it... his resteraunt?
 Lazzared: didint you interview him?
 spethycakes: @Crad0k imagine if it wasn't
 Strebenherz: you said lockdown protocols, what was that?
 sethtriggs: Take the gun, leave the cannoli
 Diabore: so having just watched the SH trailer, it uhhhh sure looks likes a movie
 NightValien28: get the wine and wait for the pandemic to blow over
 InconsiderateHat: Fair though, he would have had some very valuable wines just for the clients that like to flex.
  Foxmar320: I remember that video
  Simriel: Ah but Old Wine, is Gooder Wine
 Darleysam: at least you didn't have to box him
 kingandcommoner: I mean, that's probably a good move if you're restaurant's going to be shut down, even if it's jsut for covid
 TheMerricat: @Strebenherz COVID?
 Koshindan: Can they attack you if you stand on those barrels?
 EvilBadman: Man the home Depot commercial this music is attached to is songood
 Julian_Rogue: you also got will wheaton to cameo in a hustle
 Spades_Slicc: Where can I find that interview?
 sethtriggs: The frogs seem to have human voices
 Desruprot: crockfrogs?
 xantos69: Given the distance and perspective of time and being a creator yourself.  What is your take on his work as a whole?
 TehAmelie: hey, that one shot did 4 damage. we have bullet drop?
 Strebenherz: @TheMerricat OH okay.  that makes sense.
 Garfman314: honestly, graham is the only reason i've heard of uve boll
 gnyrinn: @PharaohBender27 I will wager you a significant amount of money that this developer is not, and has never talked to a woman.
 DigitalSeahorse: oh that guy
 eric_christian_berg: Still sad he didn't fight Seanbaby.
 PharaohBender27: At first I assumed you meant he was being a "rebel" against the lockdown but now that it's clear he was retrieving inventory it's less shitty
 Mai_Andra: Making a Silent Hill 4 movie?  (Silent Hill 4: The Room)
 Gekyouryuu: @Spades_Slicc https://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/330/An-Interview-with-Uwe-Boll
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun yes, bob.
 sethtriggs: @eric_christian_berg I forgot about that!
 Getter404: James Franco?
 SquareDotCube: Wiseau was streaming a year or two ago
 PharaohBender27: @gnyrinn I will NOT accept that wager 
 pleonasticTautology: oh christ
 Desruprot: The Disaster Artist?
 TheMerricat: https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/1l4e9xc/unreleased_media_the_room_remake_starring_bob/
 CouldntPickAUsername: I was at a liquidation place today and they had a copy of The Room on Blu Ray for $5
 Arclight_Dynamo: Boll has apparently directed three films since 2021. Produced and appeared in more.
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 sethtriggs: My friends actually met Tommy Wiseau, apparently he's pretty cool in person
elkae: assuming he thinks st all
 betweenmyself: 
 sephyhallow: There were so many rumours about where Wiseau got the money from, he might not want that to be looked into
 pleonasticTautology: fun fact: one of the guys from 5-second films is the reason why THE ROOM is a cult hit
 Spades_Slicc: @Gekyouryuu Thank you
avi_miller: That was the Last Jedi
 kingandcommoner: Why would you want to remake the one decent movie of the sequel trilogy?
 Diabore: hopefully dead and sued to oblivion
 CouldntPickAUsername: proof of what I saw https://photos.app.goo.gl/CeMc3SuyqrYumxFR8
 Gekyouryuu: "We're gonna make our OWN Last Jedi. with Sabbac and hookers!"
 BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun Okay so this one is by the same director as the original Sean Bean one(Cristophe Gans), but it...really looks like a "modern movie shot on digital" and...the vfx still need cleaned up, and not the WORST color grading but could still use more
 sethtriggs: Ahahahaah nice sink effect
 TheMerricat: https://www.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrayt/comments/171toyh/this_old_fan_poster_of_the_proposed_last_jedi/
 Gekyouryuu: @Spades_Slicc yw
 Arclight_Dynamo: Best Star Wars trilogy: Andor, Rebel One, A New Hope.
 lamina5432: 50/50 on being better then the actual one
 doubledbear: I need to rewatch the last jedi... whjat a good movie.
avi_miller: And was Rian Johnson
 TheDevil_Risen: have we discovered a sub ocean yet?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: if you take The Disaster Artist for even half truthful, that money came from a real weird place
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Arclight_Dynamo absolutely
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Really loving the first three seconds of Immigrant Song over and over again
avi_miller: @Arclight_Dynamo thirding this
 sethtriggs: I love the Gainax when she spawns in the menu
 EvilBadman: Please move the giant mouse cursor
 sethtriggs: That's a Sakura
  Foxmar320: bouncy lol
 spethycakes: why
 TheDevil_Risen: boingggg
 RandomTrivia: Oh ffs
 omdorastrix: giggle phys
 Arclight_Dynamo: Christ.
 kingandcommoner: Miku?
 eric_christian_berg: Jiggle physics was a mistake.
 Shurtal: there was a guy in my hometown that mortgaged his house to finance a local theater adaptation of The Fountainhead. Losing his house couldn't have happend to a "better" guy
 Diabore: level unlocked
 betweenmyself: Owwie
 mrjujubeans: The original Star Wars script was bananas
 sethtriggs: Developer have a different figure challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
 BrowneePointz: did they....apply a PoC skin tone to a Caucasian model?
 NightValien28: they have exact same body type, what is this genshin impact?
 MrQBear: @spethycakes gamers!
 Jigokuro: Boy, those are all the most common names.
 TehAmelie: the artist's barely disguised swimsuit preferences here
  Juliamon: "What other generic Japanese names can we think of?"
 lamina5432: only change the paint
 Fuzzra: I can't help but think there should be some different bone structures there
MalFnord: boingboingboing
 CaptainSpam: Literally nary a soul betwixt all of them.
 Spades_Slicc: 750 for a smug what?
 DoodlestheGreat: Just different skin and hair color. Same face, same tits, same ass.
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're all the same, just like real women (joking joking joking joking...)
 Gekyouryuu: inb4 the guns all do the same amount of damage
 Athelgar: why do you need a silenced pisol against crabs?
 PharaohBender27: My relationship with The Last Jedi is odd, in that I didn't care for it on seeing it but my complaints essentially stemmed from not looking up the runtime and thus spending the last 45 minutes or so going, "So is this the last scene? . . . No, we're still going?" as opposed to the shitty reasons a lot of people disliked it for
 MAPBoardgames: Anyone know a money cheat?
 public_key_reveal_party: Is there just a giant mouse cursor in the top left? Am I going crazy?
 sethtriggs: They have so much contempt for the audience they didn't even adjust sliders for the different waifus
 betweenmyself: but the lady on the splash screen was duel wielding!  FALSE ADVERTISING 
 MrQBear: also a giant arrow over the HP bar?
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun are the barrels lootable?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact it has jiggle physics when you go through menu options is really really a CHOICE
 BrowneePointz: Ah, I see they went with the Stellar Blade Camera Angle
 sethtriggs: just a different LEGO Minifig hair hat and call it a day
 Sethalidos: uh were their boobs rotating?
 DigitalSeahorse:    so giggly
 Inquisitor_Xian: this looks like a bad sea of thieves island?
 TehAmelie: they want us to grind HOW much to do all this?
 xantos69: Not everyone like steppy.
 betweenmyself: *dual wielding
 Fuzzra: @MAPBoardgames Crime?
 Arclight_Dynamo: This lady is gonna get hella sunburnt.
 EvilBadman: Now this is music to have the most boring yet problematic podcast to
 spethycakes: @sethtriggs you can't get any more maximum than "maximum"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: anime girls stomping on crabs?
 ClodiumSoride: @public_key_reveal_party you're not crazy, I noticed that too
 Serivus: can you shoot the crab eggs before they hatch?
 CaptainSpam: Um... anyone else seeing that GIANT MOUSE CURSOR in the upper-left?
 RandomTrivia: Barrels confirmed to exist and be tangible
 MAPBoardgames: can they?
 Jigokuro: Last run a barrel burst into being an enemy...
 Mai_Andra: a frog-splash that crushes enemies, but you bounce off them.
 Sethalidos: @CaptainSpam yes
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It also does 7 instead of 5.
 Garfman314: but does 1 damage rather than 5
 TehAmelie: it's doing either 1 or 7 damage
 TheDevil_Risen: +2 dmg
 CouldntPickAUsername: can you jump on them mario style?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a giant mouse cursor
 notthepenguins: They relish the sweet embrace of death
 Desruprot: those are new
 sethtriggs: Oh that is an unfair hitbox
 PharaohBender27: @EvilBadman What a specific genre of music 
 EvilBadman: I can't see your HP due to the mouse cursor, mind moving that
  Simriel: Ah the glock 17. Now with 12 bullets?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: also yeah, what is with the big cursor over the health bar
  Foxmar320: Gross I hate it
 Sethalidos: nope
 Jigokuro: Is that a gigantic mouse?
 Darleysam: that's just Grounded's arachnophobia bode
 Lazzared: please no
 Darleysam: *mode
 betweenmyself: that’s not a mouse cursor, that’s a waypoint to Heaven…  Repent your sinful Waifu booty ogling ways!
 Strebenherz:   
 Sethalidos: nope nope nope nope nope
 L0rdX33n: shellac your tarantula
 sethtriggs: THis game is amazingly developed
 RealGamerCow: pad
 TehAmelie: i think when you opened the menu
 DiamondMX: It showed up when you opened the menu.
 Desruprot: huh?
 MrQBear: hold on, was there bullet drop off when alex tried to shoot at the egg?
  Foxmar320: LOL
 CaptainSpam: UM.
 L0rdX33n: for fun
 Gekyouryuu: is this arachnophobia triggering or preventative?
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 Dog_of_Myth: WHY?
 pleonasticTautology: yeah
 GedankenPalast_: Yes
 Manitu_25: LMAO
 Jigokuro: PORQUE?
 thebuzzstreams: This makes sense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 EvilBadman: Amazing lol
 pleonasticTautology: sincerely: this makes sense
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
 kingandcommoner: it's so beautiful...they should have sent a poet
 Fuzzra: Someone had to use the pad
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mouse cursor: I've come to save you
 sethtriggs: Well that's another invoice in the bag for QA by Alex and Graham
 Goombill: This music sounds like the background music my local film festival uses for all of their marketing materials.
 HadesLeprechaun: gotta use all the buttons and features available
 Mai_Andra: Yes, the PS5 touchpad can be used as a mouse control.  But why does this game have it???
 CaptainSpam: foolscap, yeah.
 omdorastrix: Full-scap?
 Kentosaurus: wait that's how it's spelled?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 PharaohBender27: Oh, the dunce cap
 DoodlestheGreat: Dunce caps.
 RandomTrivia: Oh a Dunce Hat?
 thebuzzstreams: ah yes, dunce
 dutchmoose: Like a dunce cap?
 Tz_BG: Dunce cap?
 omdorastrix: TIL!
 TheMerricat: @Mai_Andra Because this game is avaliable on Steam and the Switch as well and they didn't bother customizing the code for any of the platforms beyond what was necessary to get it running.
 xantos69: Shame based education worked for me.  But I recognize I don't respond normally to things.
 L0rdX33n: only in comics
  Foxmar320: Agreed
Violet__Violence: A BIT LOL
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAAH GRAHAM YES
 Dog_of_Myth: Preach it G
 lamina5432: totally true
 spethycakes: They moved all the shame to the wrong people IMO
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
 doubledbear: TIL the cbc logo is supposed to be a gem and that's why they call their app gem
 Kentosaurus: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Also famously the origin of the Harlan Ellison V Mike Krahulik fued
 pleonasticTautology: i shame bad drivers
 omdorastrix: They get used to shame and it empowers them
 TehAmelie:  for days
 OnyxOblivion: new crab who dis
 notthepenguins: The adult idiots are the ones who need it
  Simriel: Carconization strikes again
 CouldntPickAUsername: oh hell new crab
 TheDevil_Risen:    
TheAinMAP:  
 sethtriggs: Yay a new Crab Battle!
 DiamondMX: Looked it up - it wasn't the size of paper used for dunce caps - the logo of the company that popularized it was a fool's cap.
 iarethel0ser:   
 PharaohBender27: (Looks up foolscap) 8x13 inches? That is an odd size.
 MAPBoardgames: actual crabs surprise streamers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also they often weren't shaming the idiots, just the weird people
 public_key_reveal_party: Carcinization: the game
 Fuzzra: When I was at school in the early eighties a teacher tied a bell to my wrist to indicate writing. 
 StageMgrRob: If yo have time to gab, you have time to crab!
 Desruprot: the sound of bones creaking?
 TehAmelie: did you blame the couch?
 TheMerricat: "Thirteenth-century theologian John Duns Scotus first conceived of the pointed cap as “a reverse funnel for knowledge,” and the hat remained a symbol of intelligence until the 1500s, when Protestant humanists began to mock Duns’ intellectual heirs. "
 TheDevil_Risen: #OldManNoises 
 RealGamerCow: That was you leveling up in Old
Violet__Violence: i was about to say, that sounds similar to the noise i made just getting out of bed this morning lmao
 L0rdX33n: Oh, I remember getting a dunce cap to make yourself more aerodynamic in one of the Monkey Island games
 Sheikun07: Ah, standing up in your 40s
 sethtriggs: You remember when every game had the spider enemies inside the human skull? They had the exact same death animation
Scarbble: game's trash but this swimsuit *is* kinda cute though
 A_Dub888: swiggity swooty
 sethtriggs: The swimsuit is wasted on the waifu
avi_miller: lmao
 sephyhallow: They pop kinda like the gun in the first game, tbf
 L0rdX33n: Or hydrodynamic, you were cheating in a diving contest
 Darleysam: good ol' Ron Zertnert
 DiamondMX: NIN is doing the music for the new Tron movie, iirc?
 DarkMorford: Yeah, I don't hate the swimsuit, but everything else about this is jank
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah they are
 AugmentingPath: I believe this game's soundtrack is by Three-Inch Nails
 MAPBoardgames: You know what game also has shooting and kiting enemies? Atomic 79
 sethtriggs: This game doesn't even have the decency to give you crates
avi_miller: A new Quake-esque game with a new Trent Reznor OST would rip
 Texan_Reverend: @DiamondMX Correct!
 doubledbear: How about a new game and not a remake of soemthing we already have?
Violet__Violence: awwww bullshit
 Getter404: Every game could be improved by a mod that replaces the pain barks with the various utterances from Get Down With The Sickness
 sethtriggs: O I  see the line
 niccus: trent reznor should join the dev team of Brazilian Drug Dealer 4
 RedAlexxis: sort of a sub-par ocean
Violet__Violence: LOL
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm just remembering that old joke in one of your videos about the Foley archive that was just G saying "punch" "step" etc
 kingandcommoner: But how great would it have been if it just let you keep going?
 RandomTrivia: Graham testing like a true Destiny player 
 L0rdX33n: so is Crab Massacre, Swimsuit Edition our first game tonight?
 TheMerricat: "During his studies and teachings, Scotus devised, among other theories, a convoluted philosophical explanation for the existence of a metaphysical God, as opposed to a material “Man in the Sky.” Perhaps more famously, he also envisioned a defense of the immaculate conception of the Virgin Mary herself. Due to the intricacy and complexity of his theories, Scotus was given the terrific papal title “Doctor Subtilis,” or “The Subtle Doctor.”
 TehAmelie: you don't have a breath meter i think
 betweenmyself: My immersion has been broken! 
 TheMerricat: His teachings came to be known as “Scotism,” while his most devoted students and followers were known as “Dunsmen.”"
 sethtriggs: Oh I see the invisible wall
 PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames Ah yes, a game that pretty much all of us learned about *from* Watch+Play (I believe I have unlocked all achievements in that game)
 iarethel0ser: I know it's been asked but I must question again.  HOW is that holstered??
lucha_libro: I used to have a doom sound mod that changed audio to mSt3k quotes
 nifleon: that timing
 sethtriggs: the music makes me nostalgic for Prayer Warriors
Mnemonicman: The legs move but the butt wasn't.
 arcaneIllumination: @L0rdX33n Our second. The first was another wave shooter.
 sethtriggs: at least this isn't a spider faucet
 PharaohBender27: @sethtriggs STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
 korvys: The track before was very off-brand Spybreak
 betweenmyself: @lordchrusher there was a previous game tonight whose main selling point was crashing to desktop
 MrQBear: the music makes me think of like... home depot
 Darleysam: it sounds like I'm watching a montage of upcoming Xbox games
 kingandcommoner: These enemies look like they come from ratchet and clank beta assets
 OnyxOblivion: the mario kart world soundtrack is sooo good
 TehAmelie: this would be somewhat fun if we had some capoeira
 Sheikun07: You can NEVER go too hard with the music
 SquidVorb: Holup is this Watch and play AT NIGHT?
 L0rdX33n: No argument
 MrQBear: or a trailer for a game about building stuff or using construction equipment
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh yeah. Saw the new Crapshot, Graham. Delightful stuff. "Hello, police?"
 CaptainSpam: Oh god yes.  Mario Kart World has MUSIC.
 NimrodXIV: neat
avi_miller: Mario Kart World has remakes of almost every track from past games
 OnyxOblivion: apparently they hired some of the best jazz musicians in japan for mario kart?
 Texan_Reverend: @SquidVorb This is the new time slot.
 Getter404: FLCL?
 sethtriggs: Yoko Kanno is cool
 EvilBadman: Not right now but look up the names of the Kirby music
 MacbethSeemsSus: Clair Obscura's soundtrack is soooooo good
 dutchmoose: This music sounds like it belongs in gunnut youtube videos
 gnyrinn: It's got a kind of a Discount Chili Peppers vibe.
 Getter404: Wait no that was The Pillows, DAMMIT
 Bruceski: What impresses me is how the tracks blend. in tour mode. Someone mixed that very well
 realbadatthis_: feels like apollo 440 inspired music
 MrQBear: @Getter404 that was the Pillows
 thebuzzstreams: Well, time to give the new mario kart a listen to
 Getter404: @gnyrinn You mean the Peppermen?
 SquidVorb: I haven't been able to make a W+P stream in months. I'm so happy @texan_reverend
 CaptainSpam: GIANT MOUSE
 LPS_97: they are also going full send on vocals in music themes (with Bananza and now Kirby Air Riders having themes with lyrics)
 PharaohBender27: @SquidVorb Yep it's the Let's Nope slot once a month
 lamina5432: yoko kano's been coming up with some good beats lately
 DigitalSeahorse: bweck
 MAPBoardgames: I think this game isn't good.
 kingandcommoner: That's why you gotta keep using the special shampoo even after you think they're goine
 Desruprot: a Giant Mouse and it aint mickey
 GedankenPalast_: *jiggle*
 TheDevil_Risen: *jiggle*
 kingandcommoner: not even anime, they're just generic
 lamina5432: this gives anime girls a bad name
 DoodlestheGreat: NO ESCAPE
 RandomTrivia: They're not even really anime girls, they look more like Sims
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Pyroxx___: thats not an anime girl, she is just asian
 TheDevil_Risen: enjoy!
  Foxmar320: Break time!
 xantos69: Look, I'm a fan of jiggle just as much as the next guy, but come on.  How about putting some game play in your game.
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks 
 sethtriggs: Wooot
 RedAlexxis: It almost looks like they were rotating spheres
 DeM0nFiRe: Treat!
 Garfman314: "special" "treat"
 DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, don't give Alex any warning.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Pyroxx___ To the developer, same thing
 TehAmelie: yeah, did you notice there was nothing anime about any of that?
 Texan_Reverend: @SquidVorb It's now takes the place of Let's Nope once a month. Bonus: it's also three hours long now.
 sethtriggs: This game didn't even give you any jiggle
 sethtriggs: significantly I mean
 MAPBoardgames: @TehAmelie one of the unlockable girls had blue hair
 KV1NN4: yeah the menu screen had way more jiggle than the actual game
 KV1NN4: XD
 raulghoulia: <message deleted><milhouse voice> when are they going to ban someone? sob
 xantos69: @KV1NN4 That's because it was all the dev needed.
 PharaohBender27: OK, might have to miss the rest of this between dinner and mod duties on another channel, but it's nice to be able to catch Watch+Play live! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
avi_miller: With Graham mentioning Mario Kart World, I now kinda want a video of Graham going through the various fake brand logos from the game, from a graphic design standpoint.  (Like he did with olympic logos)
  Juliamon: never say we don't do anything for you, chat
 MAPBoardgames: less jiggle than my B+W TV antenna
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, seriously, the in-world logos in MKW are wild.
 MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon Seriously, don't say it. It's bad grammar.
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avi_miller: Nintendo really went all out with Mario Kart World and it is great
 KV1NN4: @xantos69 XD
 TehAmelie: indeed the mods do everything for chat
  Simriel: Hey, no one tell Graham, I dont wanna hurt his feelings, but uhh... I think the games on Watch and Play might Suck Ass
 TehAmelie: 
 pleonasticTautology: i'm excited for the kirby air riders soundtrack tbh
 sethtriggs: Hahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: there's a non-zero chance of more toby fox music
  Foxmar320: @Simriel I think he knows
 KV1NN4: lol!
avi_miller: These mod people may just be good and cool people, I dunno
 pleonasticTautology: mods good
 sethtriggs: I'm glad I'm a certain audience that this stream is intended for.
 LPS_97: oh shit they got codes for Militsioner? That game looks weird as heck and I want to try it
 RealGamerCow: what about salmiak licorice
 sethtriggs: I've not had licorice in years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It would be hard to be as into it as Ian is
 Lysander_salamander: certain types of licorice are ok
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I took the opportunity of the break to watch the new Crapshot and that was some great delivery right there
avi_miller: As into it as Ian is, is an unfair comparison
 Fuzzra: I prefer the salted kind
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dutch salted licorice you might prefer to Finnish.
 DeM0nFiRe: We're (not) here!
 ThorSokar: 0 Licorice for me, you can have it all
 kingandcommoner: good licorice is like wasabi; you only need a little to satisfy that craving
 Arclight_Dynamo: GOD NO
 NotCainNorAbel: Correct, i was not born in the moonbase
 sephyhallow: 
 Lysander_salamander: what
 TheWriterAleph: oh NO 
 LPS_97: YES
 L0rdX33n: I like black licorice, and love that I usually don’t have to share
 sethtriggs: Oh wow
 bytecaster: At the end of the day, none of us can compare to Ian
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
avi_miller: Oh No
 DoodlestheGreat: Not a fan of licorice, but I do like some anise-flavored items.
  Sarah_Serinde: oh boy
 spethycakes: oh YES
 Fuzzra: 0.o
  Foxmar320: Oh you got the Collectors Edition!
 RandomTrivia: That is a hell of a title
 iris_of_ether: OMG
 Desruprot: wat
 Mattmitchell45: Hot damn
 Dog_of_Myth: Wut?
 GedankenPalast_: Oh boy
 Nigouki: watch it be Toronto Only
 NorthstarTex: lol WUT!
 Sorator13: 
 sethtriggs: Ahahahah I've been at that intersection
 Spades_Slicc: You don't know we aren't from Victoria, we could all be outside the Moonbase right now
 sephyhallow: I'm here!
 L0rdX33n: i’m afraid
  Sarah_Serinde: you get to visit me! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bwa?
 Arclight_Dynamo: These people are huge.
 Cptasparagus: theyre so white
 ghyllnox: 
 Getter404: That is an intimidating sweater
elkae: I am so afraid
 RedAlexxis: OH! Canada
 TehAmelie: these pod people you mean?
 A_Dub888: ~Loooooool Caaaanadaaaa~
 Gaelan_Maestro: better have winnipeg
 xantos69: Oh Snap!  I'm flying to Canada on Friday so this will be perfect for me!
 raulghoulia: hey they look Just like My family
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: do you think those people are that tall in real life?
 sethtriggs: Oh is this a clip art game?
 SquidVorb: ?????
 Lysander_salamander: what is that
 sethtriggs: I recognize that effect
 CommanderPulsar: Alberta is DLC
 RandomTrivia: What incredible spritework on a stock photo background 
 LPS_97: Praise Helix
 Sorator13: pretty!
  Foxmar320: Logo!
 Desruprot: logo
 Koshindan: Is that the Zerg Swarm logo?
 MacbethSeemsSus: They blew the entire budget on that logo
 Strebenherz: this is promising
 TheDevil_Risen: OMG
 L0rdX33n: nautilus?
 CaptainSpam: Whiplash!
 sephyhallow: Where was this when I needed to revise for my citizenship test?!
 SquidVorb: Samplelogo.jpg
 TheDevil_Risen: nice clipart
 A_Dub888:   
 DeM0nFiRe: wtf is that cursor
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 sethtriggs: Oh this is a macro fetish game
  Foxmar320: omg
 Sorator13: jesus what a tonal shift in the art
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: As many as?
 lamina5432: is this a mobile game
 DigitalSeahorse: yikes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so haunted for that plane
 NorthstarTex: I hate this...and love this.
 DoodlestheGreat: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: white woman jumpscare
 TehAmelie: such long parks
 Strebenherz: THIS WINDOWS 95 LOOKIN THING
 kingandcommoner: martha stewart!???
 sethtriggs: Oh my life look at that horrible contrast
avi_miller: Holy Shit
 MAPBoardgames: The 90's just called. They said you can keep this clipart.
 Manitu_25: how makes these?!?
 IanAllenBird: : O
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a hidden object game!!!!
 Darleysam: is this Frog Fractions
 LPS_97: it is
 iris_of_ether: I'm so happy right now
 Arclight_Dynamo: By National Park, they mean provincial park. That's what QUebec calls them.
 GedankenPalast_: From when is that game?
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
  Foxmar320: 100% hidden object
 ThorSokar: oh nooooooooooooooo
 Tangsm: Why is that raccoon wearing a puff vest?
Xx_JAG_xX: oh crap quebec jumpscare!!!
 Getter404: I think it's one of those deals where you get the engine license at a discount if you play the LONG version of the credit?
 Manitu_25: *WHO
elkae: this is AMAZING I hate this I love this
 SquidVorb: How much you want to bet the dialogue is ChatGPTd?
 RandomTrivia: I hope we can meet the National Park Girls here 
 niccus: well, i did think i wanted to go to canada
 sethtriggs: No poutine?!!
 CaptainSpam: Okay, this is reminding me, you have to play Salamander County Public Television on W+P as a palate cleanser at some point.
TheAinMAP: 
DruthersHaver: oh that's a raccoon i thought it was Vivi from FFIX
 DoodlestheGreat: "You cannot escape Raccoon."
 fastlane250: This reminds me I have a CD full of clip art that I need to check isn't already archived
 sethtriggs: Not even trying
 WiJohn: Racoon is waiting for you  
 AugmentingPath: @DruthersHaver Same
 Strebenherz: @DruthersHaver SAME
 betweenmyself: can’t wait for the Limited Run release of this game…  Comes with a Scratch and Sniff poster of Allspice Chips 
 Desruprot: Graham was glowing
  Foxmar320: hahaaaa more pop ups than a new Destiny season
 CommanderPulsar: "Wherever you go... Raccoon is already there. Waiting."
 bytecaster: You can never escape Racoon
 TehAmelie: is that Vivi?
 Koshindan: Feels like a game that wants a touch screen.
 WiJohn: I found the racoon!
 Strebenherz: THAT'S JUST VIVI
 MacbethSeemsSus: Raccoon is waiting......
 KenKopin: Oh! I thought the binoculars icon was lungs.
 sethtriggs: That's one chill fox
  Foxmar320: I feel seen
 bytecaster: Does every Canadian get a personal Racoon Stalker?
 SAJewers: what's with the smiley flag?
 betweenmyself: *all dressed, dangit
 sethtriggs: I love too set up camp right at the park entrance
 Garfman314: that lizard looks like an anole
 EchoesOfTheTide: "Can I click on the raccoon whenever I want?" Is a question I often ask myself
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why is Vivi here? Isn't ruining Standard enough?
 Geldaran: is... the Racoon dressed as Vivi?
 gnyrinn: OK, so we're in the Francophone part.
 LPS_97: that's an actual park that exists
 maxlethebeast: It's like I'm really there!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why's the tree sparkling?
  Sarah_Serinde: @bytecaster No but your garbage bins do
 public_key_reveal_party: Y'all don't have native tropical lizards in Canada? I don't believe that
 AugmentingPath: Should grab that axe to prep for when the aliens start showing up
 CouldntPickAUsername: what are the sparklies?
 LPS_97: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaisance_National_Park
 doubledbear: That tent opens right onto the creek
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CogentOriginalTigerTakeNRG-OzbTmxhVmOghUqS2
 TehAmelie: i'm glad i'm not the only one seeing black mages
 IanAllenBird: minecrafters
 Desruprot: prospectin
 DoodlestheGreat: Pick a winner!
 KenKopin: Take only picks, leave only footprints
 Omnipotrevor: There's also the typed list
  Foxmar320: Only take all your pics when you go to the pit
 DeM0nFiRe: If you don't take 3 picks with you, you just have to walk back up to your crafting table sooner
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFT
 NorthstarTex: chat invited gordan freeman
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahahaha
 Masslost: ok hear me out this game but with drinking
 Koshindan: In case a pick breaks when you're punching a chunk.
 public_key_reveal_party: Hey freeman take this
 sethtriggs: The tangents in this are driving me wild
 Tangsm: That hang glider seems to be having difficulty
avi_miller: Who is this? Gordon Freeman?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: "Only YOU can take out Smokey the Bear" 
 Diabore: binoculars on table
 RedAlexxis: Oh dear, Alex has flared up
 gsyhiap: Someone said "oh, that sounds really pretty, make sure you take lots of pics!"
  Simriel: Might be a Bear Gun xD
 TehAmelie: the chopping block seems incongruous
 IanAllenBird: I've played so many. I have never played one that isn't insane
 lamina5432: theres some on the table
 betweenmyself: that tree is sparkling in the background
 Fuzzra: Inappropriate prospecting seems like a BC thing
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, huh. Parc National de Plaisance is about a half hour drive from me right now. Wild.
 sethtriggs: She's ascended
 Morrigan9: esp powers
 nevermore913: The rare pistol shaped thermos
 MacbethSeemsSus: Enhance
 LPS_97: they are holding the flashlight the wrong way btw
 gnyrinn: So this camping trip has a flared base
 raulghoulia: F R O G
 GedankenPalast_: you can zoom and magnify
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Different other zoom
 Omnipotrevor: Well there's the fishing rod
 NimrodXIV: that's all object games
 Arclight_Dynamo: This, uh, is not what the forest looks like around here.
 DeM0nFiRe: Is it even stock photos? It looks like product phots from amazon or something
 Pal_Friendpatine: Enhance!!!!
 niccus: at least it's not AI!
 Diabore: binoculars on table
 lamina5432: wonder if they AI'd it
 sethtriggs: I love to have my tent facing the river so I can catch mosquitoes with my mouse
 TehAmelie: do camping spots usually have a chopping block to split your firewood?
 bytecaster: I think this might have been photoshopped
 arcaneIllumination: What's the sparkling bit?
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean look, I'll still take this over AI
 Sorator13: It's honestly impressive
 OnyxOblivion: i think i recognize this place from Roadquest
 sethtriggs: The thirty different tangents in this picture are almost giving me vertigo
 MAPBoardgames: They probably paid for a stock photo pack or subscription.
  Foxmar320: Great question
 Diabore: WAT
 DeM0nFiRe: @Sarah_Serinde True
  Foxmar320: Next question
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShortHotOtterDxCat-bHwjGWrOopeXLZId
 LPS_97: how likely can we find the exact picture on google?
 CouldntPickAUsername: that was a BIG can
 InconsiderateHat: As a park ranger, this is hilarious.
 Koshindan: So the lizard is probably under a rock then.
 sethtriggs: Oh this is animated like Chipper and Sons Lumber Co!
 Pal_Friendpatine: Welcome to a hidden object game Alex!
 Getter404: Holy cow they have animation
 gnyrinn: When they say "tin" do they mean can, or do we already have copper and want bronze?
 Fuzzra: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah. At least hidden object games are good for morning coffee
 RandomTrivia: Wait we're just stealing all these things 
 YeetTheRich_: we're cleaning  up the park
 Garfman314: if this game was made in 1995, it would be poorly made
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EndearingAssiduousRhinocerosPrimeMe-TR3XpOcukF5_j9le
  Foxmar320: Stole her flash light
 sethtriggs: Do they mean lighting?
 Tz_BG: The tutorial mentioned clicking on the sparkles in the trees.
 Goombill: Was this originally a phone app that they made into a console game?
 bytecaster: Are we .... removing Canada?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Lightning, Hope, Snow...
oh_look_a_person: am I tripping or does the music go ominously discordant every so often for anyone else?
 RealGamerCow: oh god I just realized that hidden object games are going to be just shat out by AI now
 Koshindan: We're going in deep.
 RandomTrivia: @bytecaster So much for taking only photos...
 IanAllenBird: this seems pretty normal
  Juliamon: Paging Cori
 bytecaster: @oh_look_a_person No, no, it does
  Foxmar320: Oh yeah hidden objets games are wild
 Tangsm: Is anybody feeling the overwhelming urge to visit Canada now?
 MAPBoardgames: why is there a plane figure in the top bar?
 sethtriggs: They brought pineapple but there's no door to attach it to
 SAJewers: i think w+p has played hidden object games before
 Strebenherz: it's extremely early 2000s
 Lysander_salamander: there are some hidden object games that are closer to adventure games
 KenKopin: This is like one of those Bar games
 RedAlexxis: @RealGamerCow oh no! you are right, that would be trivially easy
 Koshindan: That fox is staring directly.
 Forgebold: yeah this seems about par for the course for a low rent hidden object game
 omdorastrix: Feels like the kind of game that would be baked into Encarta 2005
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I used to play a bunch of them but this is mega deep for level one
 TehAmelie: aka "walking sticks"
 lamina5432: we are reverting the photo back to its original
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm reminded of that Sherlock Holmes games they did on Talking Sim that progressively subsumed more and more genres
 LPS_97: why is there a "please do not litter" sign
 TheDevil_Risen: the paraglider is one haha
 RealGamerCow: "do you have sauuuuna?"
 L0rdX33n: I’m led to understand that GOOD ones are very popular with an underserved community, so good on them
 Fuzzra: The flare gun is giving me Long Dark flashbacks. The wolves! The terrible wolves!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is someone paragliding in the background?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 WearingCats_CwC: They're like ski poles but for uphill
 L0rdX33n: this is not a good one
 Strebenherz: @omdorastrix okay, so Encarta exists, and it wasn't just a fever dream from my childhood?
 Darleysam: ah, Nordic Walking, learned about that from Alan Wake
 DoodlestheGreat: Well, it's made with Unity, which has become the replacement for Flash in making half-assed games.
 ArmadilloAL: I had enough hidden object games for a lifetime after Where's Waldo on the NES.
  Sarah_Serinde: @LPS_97 Because it's a photo of a park?
 raulghoulia: its a status symbol
 sethtriggs: @omdorastrix That is a great way to encapsulate this feel
 RealGamerCow: How are you going to tell the other campers you swing?
 realbadatthis_: now you put the honey on the yoyo to make a sticky yoyo to get the items out of the tree
 Koshindan: They're swinging campers.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Look you have to signal to other swingers
 dougma: when the level is done, there will just be a picture of an empty field
 HadesLeprechaun: that's why you brought the hatchet
 GreatSacrificer: Ananas is very important to learn French!
Makrosian_Tay: "Uncut" Graham? Really 
 Shurtal: It's not upsided down
 Pteraspidomorphi: Shawn Spencer?
 Omnipotrevor: There's the paraglider up there
 TehAmelie: it's a support pineapple
 KenKopin: The pineapple is in case you meat swingers on the trail
 L0rdX33n: You had to rent pineapple
 kingandcommoner: it's moose repellant
 omdorastrix: @Strebenherz I spent HOURS playing with the moon/gravity sim/game
 SAJewers: is that a snow shovel?
 SquareDotCube: you know, the scare the bears away with
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Simriel: You bring the pineapple to show you are Swingers yeah
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Desruprot: 
 xantos69: Yea, one of my friends had his pineapple cut as a kid.  It is a parents choice... but still kinda weird I think.
 niccus: you ever want to go out into the field and eat a pineapple without utensils?
 Arclight_Dynamo: "You know... mingling."
 Pal_Friendpatine: Some hidden object games punish you some how for over clicking
 Tangsm: The crowbar must open something
 RandomTrivia: OMG ALEX
 Fuzzra: I know a guy who yakes a pineapple when camping. He roasts them over an open fire.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You have to leave the pineapple upside down
 RedAlexxis: it's the opposite, the spikes!!
 Lysander_salamander: It's to indicate that you like werewolves
 Getter404: A bear shows up and liked your vibe from across the bar
 spethycakes: Leave the banana. Take the flare gun
 saucemaster5000: "sir, we don't allow pineapple signals here"
 betweenmyself: Pineapples, or as they are know  colloquially, Canadian Trail Mix 
 sethtriggs: Love the lime green flag
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: can't rough it without canker sores after raw pineapple
 A_Dub888: question: Bears?
 bytecaster: Remember, chat, moose consent is important
 Strebenherz: @omdorastrix an encyclopedia before the internet
 sephyhallow: You leave a pineapple outside the tent, you'll get beared
  Foxmar320: Sub area lol
 Omnipotrevor: Is that a psps
 Omnipotrevor: psp*
 MacbethSeemsSus: A parrot, in canada
 Garfman314: in these flash games in the early 2000s, i would just keep hitting tab to highlight clickable things
 Arclight_Dynamo: Iguana
 arcaneIllumination: Lizard!
 DoodlestheGreat: Lizard on the right.
 LPS_97: for a second, I thought it was a psp
 Tangsm: Lizard!
 MAPBoardgames: I like that hazard sign
 NorthstarTex: Lizard!
 Getter404: Lizard!
 TehAmelie: an anchor.
 PipeSmokingOwl: the leeeezard!
 kingandcommoner: you decorate your door because you get too drunk on cruise ships to read the numbers
 Bruceski: lizard on the right
 WiJohn: Are there a lot of parrots in Canada?
Bearudite: amazon trail
 Sheikun07: Just casually bringing along a machete
 doubledbear: that a parakeet? in quebec?
 CaptainSpam: You're just erasing Canada, that's what you're doing!
 ThorSokar: Lightning is on the rock!
  Foxmar320: Lizard Lizard Lizard
elkae: ooo lizard
 SAJewers: pick on the right?
 MAPBoardgames: lightning on the rock
 googoltudoris:  oh yes it's garbage night and the feeling's right oh yes it's garbage night oh what a night 
 AugmentingPath: I think you're supposed to catch lightning in a bottle
 RealGamerCow: "Where's the light source?" "Yes"
 LPS_97: also, I don't think you can bring a machete at national parks
DruthersHaver: at least there's a no littering sign
 HadesLeprechaun: there was lightning on the rock in the zoom in, yeah
 xantos69: you MAKE lightning.
 ClodiumSoride: click the sparklies?
 sephyhallow: A sign about fires?
 AugmentingPath: the lightning is printed on the rock
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHAHAHA
 SnackPak_: oh.
 Drasvin: XD
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaa
 IanAllenBird: lmaoo
 ShaneLeeAtk: Lightning finds you
DruthersHaver: lol
TheAinMAP: 
 NorthstarTex: wow.
 YeetTheRich_: sure
 Diabore: alex OUT
 WiJohn: Bye Alex!
 RandomTrivia: Pffft
 underhill33: 
 MTGRanger: Ok.
 Lysander_salamander: why is this
 TheDevil_Risen: DONE
 DigitalSeahorse: symbol
 NimrodXIV: bye Alex
 Dromos_GHG: hahahaha
Bearudite: there is a pick in on the other rock too
 googoltudoris: @LPS_97 you can't bring dogs on the trails either, and yet...
Violet__Violence: ;alksdjf bye
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 Manitu_25: looool
 RealGamerCow: Hidden game logic.
 Scy_Anide: Oh, it's a Gatorade rock
 L0rdX33n: lightning happens at daytime Graham
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
 ghyllnox: 
 GedankenPalast_: Pffff, ah yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Yeah no that's typical hidden object logic.
 lamina5432: lmooao
 Inquisitor_Xian: it kinda looks like one of those witnessing history books when they'd make collages out of the artifacts n whatnot
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 Lysander_salamander: wow this is bad
 fnoggchamp: what a relief 
  Simriel: Its been a while since Alex just Left
 MTGRanger: Raccoon: 1
oh_look_a_person: three stars!
 TehAmelie: now we have cleaned Canada
 saucemaster5000: Raccoon: 1
 Arclight_Dynamo: Noooooo!
 MAPBoardgames: The game broke Alex. Many games have tried, this one succeeded.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Imagine getting struck by lighting, but it's just a boulder hitting you
 Texan_Reverend: That was the correct response, Alex.
 omdorastrix: Racoon: 1
 GedankenPalast_: Raccoon: 1
 RandomTrivia: AAAAAHHH
 bytecaster: Racoon: 1
 IanAllenBird: lkmjikolmjik
  Sarah_Serinde: yup that sure is Toronto
 sethtriggs: You get credit for raccon but not the fox?
 KenKopin: Okay, I need to visit Canada now.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Definitely just laughed with sparkling water in my mouth. Rebooting
 Welbog: Hey it's my town
 niccus: i don't think i'm going to cut it as a canadian
 omdorastrix: he has a 5 head
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That man looks like a body snatcher
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: This is the stare of someone who's about to Get Out you.
 lamina5432: smoll head
 sethtriggs: LOL oh Queen Street what did they do to you
 Arclight_Dynamo: This... is not... what it looks like here.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedAgileConsolePJSalt-UoAkpi1H3zd_jg8m
 kingandcommoner: he's been in the beetlejuice waiting room
 RealGamerCow: There's a kind of honest "don't give a crap" about hidden object games
 SquareDotCube: that sweater is THICC
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RacyFrailPterodactylHeyGuys-ef26WmtxXvH78PoI
 EvilBadman: That coat is not on that dude
  Foxmar320: Love the open hole
 Mattmitchell45: This Canadian man is experiencing an erection for over 4 hours
Bearudite: sale of scooters
 sethtriggs: I love that they have work barricades, that's accurate
 ArmadilloAL: Sale of Scooters
 Dog_of_Myth: oooo sale of scooters
 Diabore: thats a massive fucking butterfly!
 Welbog: Summer in Toronto: construction
Makrosian_Tay: THIN bus
 doubledbear: designated heritage building i think is the term
 Sheikun07: They could be using "state" as in "government"
 Manitu_25: is that JB at home?
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingBrainyHawkLitFam-KzEbk9A2eEu-7h8o
 spethycakes: more like Provisional protection
 AugmentingPath: motioning to 4 people to take their headphones off
 WiJohn: Seal's been here
 TheAwkes: Guy has a gatdanged *hoverboard*
 Arclight_Dynamo: The entire street is clip art.
 underhill33: A Honda Accord Crosstour is in interesting choice for a car here
 Tangsm: Let the raccoon drive the streetcar
 Spades_Slicc: Scooter in center of screen
 MAPBoardgames: So you can find it later. Duh
 RedAlexxis: "Sale of Scooters"?
avi_miller: Bus raccoon
 Garfman314: just click everything
 TheDevil_Risen: this is TERRIBLE
prowll2000: @Sheikun07 Beat me to it.
 bytecaster: Becaues stage 2 is gonna have rose
 DigitalSeahorse:  we outsourced to state protecc
  Sarah_Serinde: to be fair, people here would totally stand on the road next to an open manhole while trying to catch a streetcar
 sethtriggs: LOL Love the car just superimposed on the lane
 omdorastrix: Toronto?  Raccoon should have been on the ground by the garbage can..  surrounded by flowers
 CaptainSpam: How about the headphones photoshopped onto this poor stock photo man's head?
 DigitalSeahorse: I miss those type of streetcars
 fastlane250: oh hey I saw one of those LRVs at a museum in the US
 LPS_97: also that's 100% a starbucks coffe cup
oh_look_a_person: this is not the worst hidden object game I've seen
  Sarah_Serinde: should be more traffic and people stopped in the middle of the intersection though
 Spades_Slicc: I have that exact Camera?????????
 L0rdX33n: I just found out the mayoral candidate I voted for won by one vote, so that feels neat
 spethycakes: So a group of scooters is a Sale of Scooters
 DigitalSeahorse: of course
 Nigouki: illegal amount of plants for queen street
 SquareDotCube: Sale of Scooters (sold out)
 Tangsm: A tiny scooter. For little scoots
 gsyhiap: It's just a picture, just lke all the other ones
  Foxmar320: I love this
 IanAllenBird: they know what they're about
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: typical Toronto activity
 LPS_97: they love scooters in Toronto
 NorthstarTex: XD
 GedankenPalast_: Because the yLOVE scooters!
 Sorator13: Oh, *that's* what the picks are for! To break into people's cars!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
 MrSarkhan: 
 Welbog: Hahaha what
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
  Foxmar320: omg
  Sarah_Serinde: pfffft
 Desruprot: ?????
 kingandcommoner: you don't choose the scooter life, the scooter life chooses you
 L0rdX33n: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 ghyllnox: 
 Lysander_salamander: why though
Scarbble: lmao
 fastlane250: A little B'n'E never hurt nobody
 SnackPak_: that's how I cook
 saucemaster5000: just a normal town meeting
 Tangsm: Oh look, maple syrup
 GedankenPalast_: Uhm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS THIS KITCHEN
 Sorator13: and the city hall's kitchen??
 TehAmelie: home invasion! do you have any rollerskates
 sethtriggs: OOOOOOOOOOF
 Jigokuro: 
oh_look_a_person: this is the best game I've ever seen
 spethycakes: I could not have imagined this in a million realities
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 lamina5432: nice city hall kitchen
 Dromos_GHG: wrong place for that dreamcatcher
 SquidVorb: Loved the photoshopped on headphones
 VorlonScout: I’m learning things about Canada tonight
 Manitu_25: how do you find those games? lmao
elkae: this HAS to be made by AI
  Sarah_Serinde: They even had a blurb about city hall, and then they made it someone's kitchen?? 
 L0rdX33n: beeeeeg lady
 LPS_97: I have the exact bottle of maple syrup
 doubledbear: The state isn't doing enough to protect this building
 Goombill: This is like those Amazon images with the product clumsily photoshopped on top of stock photos
 lamina5432: is that city hall mom
 Strebenherz: don't forget to grab headphones
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is *offensive.* 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is not for cardiac people
DruthersHaver: oh there's a silhouette of headphones on the side of the building
 NotCainNorAbel: Clearly it is East Coast Canada
 kingandcommoner: weird butterfly
elkae: fair lmao
 Desruprot: AI can't make games this bad yet
 MacbethSeemsSus: That butterfly's HUGE
 RedRaptor: If I ever get to visit Canada and it isn't like this I'll be very disappointed.
 LPS_97: nah that is clearly a human in photoshop that made all this
elkae: 
 sethtriggs: I just noticed the people riding the motorcycle ON THE CURB
 betweenmyself: She is the City Council…  It’s a tough job for a single person, but she’s the right lady for the job.
  Foxmar320: LOL
Violet__Violence: pffffffff
 DeM0nFiRe: "Sale of Scooters" wat
 SquidVorb: Good ol' HUMAN MADE garbage
 RandomTrivia: PFFFT
Violet__Violence: amazing
 MrSarkhan: 
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamyCooperativeGiraffeFUNgineer--RflITFZ3R788qPW
avi_miller: lmao
Scarbble: HAHAH
 MTGRanger: 
 Welbog: The worst part of this is that's not what Toronto firehydrants look like.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: wooooooooooow
 Omnipotrevor: Don't forget the hydrant
 MAPBoardgames: Mothra?
 Tangsm: I have found the headphones. It's upsetting
 A_Dub888: is anything to scale?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyWealthyOwlGingerPower-XUA1fv39DeTjEgZq
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh I see them
 Athelgar: mid Mothra attack
 DudelidouX: oh just noticed the headphones
 Forgotten_Sanity: headphones right side, on the wall
  Sarah_Serinde: it *is* weird seeing that sidewalk and curb there. Very weird
DruthersHaver: i miss when "AI" meant Allen Iverson
elkae: over the ear headphones maybe
 TheWriterAleph: this feels like a game aliens would make about canada
 ThorSokar: Do the headphones on the jackhammer guy count?
 sethtriggs: @A_Dub888 It's not even at the same angle!!
therepoman__: I like the Sale of Scooters text falling off the bus
 kingandcommoner: what happens to the leaves when they stop falling?
 IanAllenBird: oh there's the headphones.
 TehAmelie: remember you can zoom
 Garfman314: so no headphones
 doubledbear: @TheWriterAleph We call those Americans 
 Strebenherz: alex/graham do you want a hint on the headphones
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, I found them
 AugmentingPath: does the jackhammer man have headphones?
 SAJewers: can you open the luggage?
  Foxmar320: Maybe its inside something?
 Aenir798: Are there things we can open?
 TheWriterAleph: @doubledbear dooohohoho
 dm818: is the earpro headphones?
 TheAwkes: Now what if the headphones were embossed instead of real...
 kingandcommoner: oh no, the falling leave shrink when you zoom in
 Garfman314: open the toolbox?
 Scy_Anide: Construction dude should have headphones and does not...
 sethtriggs: If you click the 23 does it go "Skidoo?"
 Tangsm: You won't like it
 DoodlestheGreat: WTF does coffee guy have under one arm?
 Strebenherz: top right
 sethtriggs: He's holding a trophy?
 Tangsm: In the brick
 SnackPak_: booo
 DudelidouX: I mean it got Alex to leave last time
 Spades_Slicc: Hoverboard guy's camera is normal size btw, it's just a small ish camera
 TehAmelie: maybe it was silly to think they'd be headphones to scale on someone in the background
 ClodiumSoride: @DoodlestheGreat a "hoverboard", one of those two-wheel things
 WiJohn: Oh yeah'
avi_miller: @DoodlestheGreat one of those segway without handles things
 Aenir798: oh my god
  Foxmar320: omg
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh no
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh my god.
 PipeSmokingOwl: ahhaha
 MrQBear: -oh no
 aClonedPickle: oh.
 Jigokuro: oh I see it...
 Dromos_GHG: wall
 Koshindan: I see it now.
therepoman__: Ope I see
 MTGRanger: oh wowww
Bearudite: gdi
 WiJohn: like the lightning
 Diabore: in the brick
 PipeSmokingOwl: see em
 IanAllenBird: on the building
 HadesLeprechaun: between windows
 Spades_Slicc: Oh I see it
 NotCainNorAbel: oh, that is so bad
 doubledbear: oh i see it
 dm818: Oh I see
 GedankenPalast_: OMG
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: On the building. Ugh.
 Omnipotrevor: Oh damnit
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah
 omdorastrix: wall
 margieargie: Oh dear.
 lamina5432: oh got it
 SnackPak_: booo!
Makrosian_Tay: Omg
 A_Dub888: ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
 Forgotten_Sanity: part of the brickwork
  Foxmar320: Im so mad
Violet__Violence: oh i see it
DruthersHaver: on the building
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh my god
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, you won't like it. 
 CaptainSpam: Oh for the love of...
 Sorator13: "lightning"
 Aenir798: that's awful
 DigitalSeahorse: on the wall
 AugmentingPath: on the building
 Saintnex: Oh my god
 DudelidouX: Think lightning
 GedankenPalast_: I see them
 ThorSokar: On the brick
Violet__Violence: it's in the bricks
 MrSarkhan: WOW
 Sheikun07: oh gods I see it now
 Welbog: Ice cream truck!!
 Inquisitor_Xian: embossed on the fuckin wall
DruthersHaver: city hall
 sethtriggs: Oh that's evil
 sephyhallow: I thought they were on the dude with the coffee
 ThorSokar: I HATE IT
 spethycakes: NO
 GedankenPalast_: In the bricks
 bytecaster: You are right, I don't like it
 StageMgrRob: on the building
 Kentosaurus: oh no
 gnyrinn: Like the lightning, I hate it.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: LOL
 korvys: ok, it's construction, but from a quick glance at this scene, the tape made this look like a crime scene, like the tram had run someone over
 MAPBoardgames: Stage 2....  FIGHT!
therepoman__: Lmao "C E A S E"
 A_Dub888: phase 2?
 GedankenPalast_: Phase 2
 LPS_97: "Ball"
 CaptainSpam: Cleaning up Canada, one stock image at a time!
Bearudite: hey thats provincially protected
SiegeFeathers: lots of random indentations on things in Canada huh
DruthersHaver: goodbye mothra
 fastlane250: this some Highlights magazine-level shit
 Kentosaurus: steering wheel on wrong side
 lamina5432: the envelope was in the car
 CouldntPickAUsername: envelope in car
elkae: envelope in the car
 Jillexie: I leave for a few minutes and come back to a faked out Toronto?
 Welbog: "bus" how dare you
 ArmadilloAL: THIS ISN'T CURSED?
 TehAmelie: wait are we stealing a motorcycle
 sethtriggs: I'm surprised, that is an accurate but OLD streetcar (the 501 I believe does go to Neville Park)
 Diabore: this isnt cursed enough for you?
therepoman__: 
 Strebenherz: Alex please no
  Sarah_Serinde: oh this is far from Neville Park, Neville Park is the end of the line for the streetcar. You're on Queen Street near Bay
 MTGRanger: Lorna Schlitzwhistle's dreamcatchers!
 DigitalSeahorse: "BUS"
 Larkonus: "Find a spleen!"
  Foxmar320: Im positive thats a thing
 AugmentingPath: marginally more cursed than this version
 sethtriggs: so right direction, hence I am mystified as to how this pic is choppped up
 ThorSokar: So, the Rock DJ music video?
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: There are a LOT of hidden object games, i bet that's already a thing
 Wizzo1138: Keys are on the seat of the car in traffic?
Violet__Violence: dick jokes
 bytecaster: There are objects hidden INSIDE of you
 kingandcommoner: I think I've played seek in finds where clothes come off but that was years ago on now defunct websited
 Garfman314: someone did a horror hidden object
 Nigouki: This is Queen Street between Yonge and Bay. Fun fact there's an unused subway station under the used subway station here
 DigitalSeahorse:  le streetcar
 Geldaran: ya know, they make whole kids magazines like that, with the BS hidden items in the art work.. my youngest used to love them.
 Garfman314: i wanna say cam was involved
 lamina5432: the lugage?
  Sarah_Serinde: Although I feel like that subway entrance is from University
 SAJewers: it was in the car
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lets break-in again and find out
 sethtriggs: This game is totally a macro fetish game
 Darleysam: Scrotumn, or as Americans call it, Ball
 NimrodXIV: ball is behind the truck
 Kentosaurus: the steering wheel in the car is wrong
 LPS_97: there's the dream catcher tho
 Koios7: dream catcher was in there i think
 Getter404: Dreamcatcher?
 Omnipotrevor: No, but there is a dreamcatcher in her apartment
 betweenmyself: I demand a hidden picture game with Geoguesser and Google Earth compatibility 
  Foxmar320: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: @Kentosaurus wait yeah wow why 
 HadesLeprechaun: that dream catcher is like, obstructing use of the cabinets
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 sethtriggs: "Sale of Scooters?"
  Sarah_Serinde: Why is that car a right-hand drive
 WiJohn: Dude's like fucking tourists
 CaptainSpam: "PLEASE STOP DESTROYING REALITY"
 TehAmelie: we've got like hundreds of thousands of dollars of stuff here
 Seagulyus: @Sarah_Serinde isn't this in the UK?
 sethtriggs: 23-skidoo!
 Omnipotrevor: ball under the traffic cones
avi_miller: Ohno the car is flipped
 ArmadilloAL: Paper bag had to be in the car - the sparkles went away after we found the envelope and then the sparkles came back when "paper bag" showed up on the list.
 lamina5432: balls behind truck
 sethtriggs: How come there's no raccoon here
  Sarah_Serinde: @Seagulyus Unsure if serious or joking, but this game is all Canada
 Geldaran: @CaptainSpam Twist at the end, it's really a horror game and this is let's nope.
 RealDarkAdamo: ball behind truck
 niccus: can someone look up if Victoria is one of the levels?
 Greendrag13: Howldy! Having fun with the watching and the playing?
 GedankenPalast_: @sethtriggs there was
 Sethalidos: @sethtriggs gottem already
 Aenir798: "stop sign" this will cause no problems
 Omnipotrevor: Go ahead and take that stop sign, and really mess up traffic
 CouldntPickAUsername: stop sign right there
 betweenmyself: So we’re just wandering around Canada relieving people of their personal property…  Are we the Repo Man?
 Seagulyus: @Sarah_Serinde oh I thought someone said it was in the UK. if it is Canada, ask Ian as he owns a RHD car
 DigitalSeahorse:  living at city hall 
 sephyhallow: Bum bag
 Wizzo1138: Thermos in the kitchen as well
 TehAmelie: maybe you can open up that suitcase?
 sephyhallow: Fanny means something else in the UK
 SnackPak_: what the dog doin?
 bytecaster: Nobody has seen the office anyway
 fnoggchamp: call me mr bumbagstic
 TehAmelie: looks like it could have a dog in it
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is the interior of Old City Hall IRL: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/47946588797_c642c227c0_b.jpg
 dutchmoose: messa wear bumbag
Bearudite: oh yeah steal legal road sinage
 L0rdX33n: cause over there fanny is way ruder
 sethtriggs: Love the stop sign on Queen Street
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized the leaves just hang in the air, they don't fall
 Getter404: *gasp* vandalism!
 LPS_97: Commit a crime
 CaptainSpam: "No, please, please Mr. reality-erasing alien being, please at least leave our traffic signs, we need those to OH GOD WHY WHY"
  Sarah_Serinde: @Seagulyus I mean fair. But yeah, no, this is Toronto right now. Sort of, anyway 
 Despoiler98: FUCK YO STOP SIGN
 WiJohn: But now how will we know we're in Canada?!
 spethycakes: 0 Days Since Last Avoidable Accident
 kingandcommoner: and the police appear to arrest you
 Larkonus: Just take everything not nailed down, and several things that are.
 sethtriggs: At least you got the rider off the sidewalk
 Saintnex: Thats hilariously illegal 
 gnyrinn: This will look good in someone's dorm!
 LPS_97: if not federal, def a municipal crime
 fastlane250: public safety is for squares
 IanAllenBird: oh thank god
therepoman__: LOL
  Foxmar320: LOL
 YareNiDaze: DOG
SiegeFeathers: *steals a stop sign* ah, the authentic Canadian experience
 SnackPak_:   
 sethtriggs: Doggo
 MrQBear: tob e fair i don't think the stop sign is supposed to be there this looks like just a long street
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 IanAllenBird: it was just behind it
 Despoiler98:    DOGGO
 RandomTrivia: DOGGO
 hatboozeparty: I love him!
 TheDevil_Risen: cute doggo
 MTGRanger: *how* would you guess that??
elkae: the hanging plant from the pole?
  Sarah_Serinde: The previous scene was apparently a Quebec park
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: SO GOOD
 Nigouki: I want to say Provincial?
 NimrodXIV: 
 kingandcommoner: secret dooooog
 bytecaster: That is a small Lab
 SnackPak_: Ill miss dog
 iarethel0ser: At least doggo wasn't IN the suitcase.
TheAinMAP: 
 NorthstarTex: 
 hatboozeparty: Is the planter on that pole?
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RamshackleSlickVampireNomNom-rpe0COBS7YIHMST9
 Greendrag13: As a dog, I OFTEN hide behind suitcases to surprise random Canadians
 spethycakes: 
lucha_libro: He's gone to a farm up state
 TehAmelie: very dog, much hide
 YareNiDaze: We found Spot!
 RandomTrivia: Farm upstate confirmed
 CommanderPulsar: "I've been here the Whoole time!"
 Lazzared: flag pole
 AugmentingPath: that's the doggie bag
 Dromos_GHG: just rapturing that dog
Violet__Violence: secret pupperrrrr
 Getter404: "Hi. It's me. I'm the dog. I will now bark at nothing. Ba. Hababa."
 Jigokuro: by the bus sign.
elkae: It’s on a pole
 sethtriggs: I love that no matter what there's little falling leaves
 Sheikun07: We've removed the dog from this game.
 Razdak:  Mr. Stark I don't feel so good
 Nigouki: Driving and roads are usually provincial level regs
 sethtriggs: even the ting ting ting is messed up
 sephyhallow: Map of Toronto
 betweenmyself: The true dog was the dog we dognapped along the way…
  Sarah_Serinde: Hello GTA
 GedankenPalast_: map
 Sheikun07: I can't imagine a better place for the dog than *not nere*
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's a puzzle of the Golden Horseshoe.
 hatboozeparty: Quick, find the dog in the map!
 fastlane250: RONT
 AugmentingPath: Lake Onta
SiegeFeathers: "which way round does text go?"
 trainpants: Rochester mentioned!
 sethtriggs: LOL OK I would love this, because I love maps. And my city is on this map
 Drasvin: This isn't how you fold a map
 lamina5432: this puzzle doesn't work with words on it
 bytecaster: Imagine buying a PS5 Pro to play just these games
 Tangsm: Do you know what way letters go?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh merciful Mother
 MTGRanger: the words make this much, much easier
  Sarah_Serinde: yeahhh that's pretty sad
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CredulousSparklyDoveDoubleRainbow-d9wmu6sV8vEdD9DU
 sephyhallow: This is actually part of the citizenship test
 TehAmelie: rotate the pieces until the letters are the right way
 LPS_97: Toronto, or as we say, "Toronno"
 SnackPak_: the labels really help with this
 RealGamerCow: these rotating puzzles are popular in these games
 trainpants: I can see my house from here
 TehAmelie: so tough
 GedankenPalast_: That's not even a puzzle
 eric_christian_berg: Hey! Buffalo!
 Koshindan: "Make the letters legible" puzzle
 DudelidouX: With writing it's really stupid
 AugmentingPath: this isn't even all Canada
 DeM0nFiRe: I think NIagra Falls might be on the map
 TheAwkes: Do we think they licensed the map from the publisher for this?
 sethtriggs: I love Hamilton
 Isaac3567: I can see my house from here!
 ArmadilloAL: Good thing we have the full computational ability of the PS5 to handle this puzzle.
 CouldntPickAUsername: I'm on this map
  Sarah_Serinde: I've been to a whole bunch of these places
 margieargie: Also like a full quarter of this map isn't Canada...
 HadesLeprechaun: the words really kinda give it away, huh
 spethycakes: 
 DigitalSeahorse: puzzle of Toront O  
 PhlibbertyGib: Eyyyy  KW
 omdorastrix: Hamilton is a silly place...
 sethtriggs: CE Content?
 L0rdX33n: I must be the one child in the world that actually enjoyed and got good at slider puzzles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Active Leisure"
 Arclight_Dynamo: "CE Content"?
 Nigouki: that doesn't heva the extended Highway 404
 HadesLeprechaun: that kayak one looks insane
 Kentosaurus: incredible alberta
 Welbog: What is this, cancon the game?
DruthersHaver: "Collectors Edition Content"
 LPS_97: "The incredible Alberta"
 Dog_of_Myth: incredible Alberta
 Sorator13: oh, right, this is the Collector's Edition
 Sheikun07: oh NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Her hair is weird
 Sorator13: that's probably what the CE Content button leads to
 Arclight_Dynamo: They didn't even use a picture of the fucking lake.
 MTGRanger: @Arclight_Dynamo Combat Evolved, surely
 NorthstarTex: this...isn't whistler.
 sethtriggs: @Nigouki Nor the full 407 - I am curious how old that map is!
 lamina5432: I don't think her head is right either
  SmithKurosaki: I don't know what's going on, but I'm in that map lol
 omdorastrix: what's a hectare?
 Spades_Slicc: Well what did Hect Tear?
 GedankenPalast_: A
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "the National Park" Which National Park, exactly?
 sethtriggs: OOooooof
 Tangsm: You ever have a 9 year old come up and tell you about hectares?
Bearudite: that child's head was also welded on
 Omnipotrevor: Personally, I like "it's time to go home" on the menu
 Arclight_Dynamo: @MTGRanger Ah! Of course. 
 gnyrinn: Territory of the National Park?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The plane's going to hit the mountain!!!
 Sheikun07: Why is there a plane and a chopper at the same level as the EAGLE that's just... right there?
 TehAmelie: it looks more like a mountain than a lake, going by the skis and snowboards
 tehfewl: Collector's Edition content is where they keep the NSFW content
 sethtriggs: LOL can you drive SUVs on the bunny slopes?
 Saintnex: They've taken a nice photo of Lake Louise, and then just dumped SO MUCH shit on it
 DigitalSeahorse:  this hurts my eyes lol
 RandomTrivia:  Graham
 gualdhar: is this a trash game for babies?
 MrQBear: Found the raccoon
 Greendrag13: slurped that noodle dragon RIGHT up!
 RealDarkAdamo: tub in trunk of van
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Big "he punched the dye out of her hair" energy, so very Canadian.
 lamina5432: is the picture supposed to be more coherant by the end
 betweenmyself: Hecktare is how the devil resets his bathroom scale 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The amount of squinting involved
 Getter404: A Euro Dish?
 LPS_97: love the guy just lounging by the cabin
 kingandcommoner: deer
 Arclight_Dynamo: Big pink tannoy.
 sephyhallow: Why is there a euro sign on the satellite dish?!
 spethycakes: I worry about the airplane in the background
 bytecaster: Love the euro sign on the dish
 omdorastrix: Love the Euro-Satelite dish
 spethycakes: The airplane is definitely 100% way too low
 Texan_Reverend: Why so much lightning?
 Garfman314: the megaphone is on the corner of the roof
 sethtriggs: Oh I see the deer. But oh my goodness the tangents in this are messed up
 Jigokuro: A
Violet__Violence: that is VERY low
 TheDevil_Risen: sup quantas jet
 gnyrinn: @omdorastrix It gets Eurosport
 HadesLeprechaun: A
 Greendrag13: I'm VERY bothered by the dog running in reverse on its pawprints
therepoman__: A
 Lazzared: spirit
  Sarah_Serinde: A
 RandomTrivia: A
 GedankenPalast_: A
 sethtriggs: Is that a SwissAir plane?
 Larkonus: Oh no, we have to find lightning again.
 spethycakes: ahhh the classic Canadian Bald Eagle
 DeM0nFiRe: A
totoromon01: A
 bytecaster: A
 Sorator13: A
 TheDevil_Risen: that's the Classic Quantas livery
 Werdnae: That's Qantas
 TheDevil_Risen: love it
 Saintnex: A
 kingandcommoner: there's a lion head on the mountain
Bearudite: 3 sleds and 4 snowshoes
 TehAmelie: we found the lake!
therepoman__: 
 MrQBear: It's me!
 spethycakes: no, Big Bear is in California
 Despoiler98: that child is in danger
 Sheikun07: Bear
 TehAmelie: a lake!
 MichaelSnowbird: A Graham and Alex stream . My brain cannot comprehend that its actually Tuesday.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: !card bearscape
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 Larkonus: Apocalyptic sized bear!
 L0rdX33n: Turbo mega bear
 saucemaster5000: that bear is gonna devour us all!
 SAJewers: not sure about that boat either
 NightValien28: you can fish anywhere if you are not a coward
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the GIANT BEAR in the mountain????
 sethtriggs: Nice that they have a lifering
 GedankenPalast_: Hehe, I see the racoon. Love those cute fellas.
avi_miller: That bear is too big
silvertabbycat: Are you not doing the bonus pictures?
 CaptainSpam: Just ask Questionably Legal Man!
 MacbethSeemsSus: They clearly took a lot of pictures without people's consent.....
 sethtriggs: Do they use the term "WC" in Canada?
 Seagulyus: Eagel!
 Serivus: don't forget the 3 sleds and the 4 snowshoes!
 IanAllenBird: eagel
 ArmadilloAL: "Eagel"
 CaptainSpam: Eagel?!?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eagel
 sephyhallow: "Eagel"
 A_Dub888: Eagel??
 saucemaster5000: eagel
 ghyllnox: Eagel
 CouldntPickAUsername: speaker on roof
  Foxmar320: Oh good the fox from the first part made it here
 CouldntPickAUsername: eagle
Makrosian_Tay: Eagel
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
therepoman__: 
 SnackPak_: like bagel
 spethycakes: Eagels are related to Bagels
DruthersHaver: Iggle
 L0rdX33n: the usual way
Bearudite: KKONA
 VorlonScout: EA Gel
 DigitalSeahorse: Eggle
elkae: the sleds! The snowshoes!
 TheAwkes: Several of the parts of this photo montage are likely to be actually of Lake Louise.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
 SquareDotCube: wait why is there a euro sign in the satellite
 gualdhar: fishing is indeed permitted in Lake Louise
 bytecaster: It is the british spelling
 gsyhiap: Ee-gull
 RealGamerCow: Eagle is trademarked by America now
 Arclight_Dynamo: Washroom.
 Saintnex: That looks like an actualy sign/building in Lake Louise, but its REAL hard to tell considering all the junk
 RandomTrivia: Eaglue because the U is important 
CuteTeaGoat: Eagle is copyrighted by the USA
 TheDevil_Risen: euro on the satellite
 fnoggchamp: some old buildings do, I have seen it at Camosun
 Garfman314: "shitter"
 L0rdX33n: crapper?
 trebuchetboy: what about Lac Louise?
 DeM0nFiRe: WC for Writish Columbia
 CaptainSpam: Weirdly, we use "WC" in the office I'm in, in the US.
  Simriel: In Scotland the official name is Shitter
 kingandcommoner: shitter's full
 spethycakes: The Big Dump Stop
avi_miller: Water Closet?
 Strebenherz: On the topic of sign theft earlier
therepoman__: Pay toilet....?
 TehAmelie: i know, the Canadian spelling is eaugle
 Strebenherz: "The village of Shitterton in Dorset saw its welcome sign stolen so often that in 2007 the local council stopped replacing it. The village's residents eventually contributed funds to buy a one-and-a-half-tonne stone slab with the town's name engraved on it as a permanent replacement"
 Fuzzra: The bog.
Violet__Violence: ahahaha
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulMiniatureOstrichRlyTho-JTz0CiqBcf7BgxkS
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
 WearingCats_CwC: Because people don't do that kind of thing in Canada
 betweenmyself: If you find all the hidden Raccoons throughout the game, you get ab explanation as to why they chose Raccoons in particular for this Canadian themed game
 gualdhar: why is there a letter A on the mountain
 saucemaster5000: @therepoman__ capitalist version of "show toilet"
 sephyhallow: SHOW POLE!
 SnackPak_: gameplay!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WAIT, that wasn't part of the tutorial
 ArmadilloAL: ?
avi_miller: Gameplay!!
 Sorator13: bahaha
 GedankenPalast_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there a question mark?????
avi_miller: hahahahaha
 niccus: they have to beam in frenchness from mainland europe. it's a renewable resource but it doesn't naturally generate in canada
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiliableSarcasticShingleCmonBruh-SZxZxDzqbVoLbU5K
  Foxmar320: ?
Bearudite: raccoon in the passenger seat btw
 spethycakes: ?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh she has poles now
 SquareDotCube: ?
 MTGRanger: ?
 iarethel0ser: ?
 gsyhiap: ?
 DeM0nFiRe: Man I haven't watched a Cyriak thing in so long
 SymphonySolstice: ?
 Shurtal: that racoon is a scrub, they're hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride.
  Akaiatana: This has the chance to be frog fractions.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I feel like they took a lot of pictures in Europe and then tried to "rebrand" it canadian
 IanAllenBird: it's a question mark
 bytecaster: ?
 GedankenPalast_: ?
 kingandcommoner: Why am I getting Hungry Pumpkin vibes?
 Diabore: thats the item
 spethycakes: ❓
 Patorik: this feels like an edutainment CD-ROM
 TheAwkes: Could bea literal question mark.
 spethycakes: a literal ?
 Styxseus: it's the ?
 A_Dub888: Is that a Euro on the satellite dish?
 DigitalSeahorse: a ? symbol
 Wizzo1138: ? Is on the shack thing
 sephyhallow: The man is sat in a folding chair
 bytecaster: It could just be a question mark embossed on something
elkae: the ? Is at the little station
 gsyhiap: Oh we know what it is. It's ?
 lamina5432: what if its just a ? in the snow
 Sheikun07: Don't forget the raccoon
 gnyrinn: Please tell me the question mark is "failed to render the Euro sign"
 LPS_97: there it is
 DeM0nFiRe: There was a question mark in the shack!
 Fuzzra: Ah, Cyriak Harris. Quite the imagination there. Reminds me of B3ta
 HadesLeprechaun: is it the canadian raccoon again?
 bytecaster: I found ?
 SymphonySolstice: oh there's the ?
 RandomTrivia: Naturally
 sethtriggs: Is the raccoon the devs' fursona?
 Pal_Friendpatine: i saw ?
 Jigokuro: Yes
 sephyhallow: Found the snowman too
 TheDevil_Risen: i like the gizzie print in the snow
 Sorator13: I found Prize Cup
 spethycakes: ?
 bytecaster: Yes, but I don't want to backseat looking at pictures
 sethtriggs: Oh a fox again
 IanAllenBird: trophy?
Bearudite: and some snowshoes
 NimrodXIV: window
 spethycakes: trophy
elkae: and the sled!
 Greendrag13: I am eager to know if that reclining man's steaming beverage is the "juice"
 sethtriggs: I swear that fox picture I saw on Wikipedia
TheAinMAP: 
 L0rdX33n: 
 L0rdX33n: one of them
  Foxmar320: Make him fall on his butt
 margieargie: Juiced them
 7gorobei: blue thing next to guy in folding chair?
 Spades_Slicc: I love jacking strangers . . . juice
 MrQBear: oh the folding chair is next to the guy?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Joke's on you when you need sugar on your hike!
 Jigokuro: Another tobagan at the sign hut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Makrosian_Tay: Tobagan Mcguire
 RandomTrivia: "We love to boggan, on Saturday night" 
Bearudite: next to the dude
 bytecaster: We are 100% this!
 circusofkirkus: what's with the A
 saucemaster5000: that man is glued to the chair
 LPS_97: grab his cup?
 7gorobei: blue thing next to guy
 Saintnex: thats a stool game!
 Getter404: That is at best a stool
 TehAmelie: what the heck is the boomerang doing there
 SymphonySolstice: traffic jam!!
Scarbble: BANFF!
Bearudite: nightcrawler falls from the ceiling
 TheWriterAleph: *bamf*
 HadesLeprechaun: this is canoe hell
 Voidhawk42: That lady is Hellen Mirran
 korvys: Bad Ass Nother FFucker
 Sorator13: Banff!
 bytecaster: BanFF in chat
 IanAllenBird: garden of banff delights
 RandomTrivia: Oh gods it's so BUSY
 kingandcommoner: Bad A** Nutter Fluffler?
 raulghoulia: and yet no egg people
 gsyhiap: More like Boatff
elkae: that’s so accurate
DruthersHaver: bosch by way of thomas kincade
 MrPipboy3000: Isn't BANFF the sound of Night Crawler teleporting?
 A_Dub888: does Banff have an overly crowded dock?
 dm818: Don't you hate when you get in a canoe traffic jam?
elkae: very Boschian
 Gaelan_Maestro: what about the prairies?
 CaptainSpam: The last level is the streaming studio in the Moonbase, right now.  It's an image of a VERY surprised Graham and Alex.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: this is not the worst hidden object game I've seen, yeah
 Lazzared: you dont see banff as a clusterfuck of canons
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a very good description Alex
 RealGamerCow: at least the lake water looks the correct color?
 EvilBadman: Is that THE Desert Bus Houseboat
 NotCainNorAbel: Will this be on the Canadian Citizen Test?
  Foxmar320: Graham be ok
 L0rdX33n: 100% authentic
Bearudite: well what if a boyscout camp
 xantos69: I've learned SO much already.
 SquareDotCube: Hieronymus Banff
 MichaelSnowbird: looks like Vancouver traffic
 Manitu_25: this game is visually offensive
TheAinMAP: "Canadian Railway Company"?  Shouldn't there be a 'Pacific' or 'National' there?
 LPS_97: looking at images on Google, it def looks like Banff mountains in the background, so I'll give them that
 MacbethSeemsSus: I really think these are European pictures with Canadian branding....
 DigitalSeahorse: oh Bosche, that's why I'm in pain  
 TehAmelie: is it culturally insensitive to steal the totem pole? or was it worse for them to put it there?
 saucemaster5000: Nope, this is canada to me now
 sephyhallow: Oh yeah, this was all on there
Bearudite: and casual appropriation
 Sorator13: I mean, the box text was probably mostly accurate?
 Diabore: racoon mid left
 MrQBear: There's raccoon man!
 Saintnex: This game is a visual kick in the tainted region
 MacbethSeemsSus: With Italian colors
 Sheikun07: Steal her hat
 Jigokuro: love the beaver
 kingandcommoner: skate
 Garfman314: honestly, it just feels like you should click on each square inch
 KenKopin: So are you finding this easier, being Canadians?
 lamina5432: found the skate
 Diabore: yeah alex just got it
 HadesLeprechaun: just grabbed raccoon
TheAinMAP: 
  Akaiatana: The buoys are back on ground
 Wizzo1138: Nice beaver!
 SnackPak_: yeah, buoy
 TheDevil_Risen: photoshopped photo of a lighthouse on a sign under a canada goose
  Foxmar320: Im right here
 doubledbear: they also use them to mark large rocks
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is doing psychic damage to me.
 gnyrinn: And a massive anchor.
 Tangsm: The silhouette of the ice skate is a silhouette of an ice skate. What a puzzle
 Lazzared: tuques!
 Greendrag13: oooh, I see an off-color maple leaf!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah why the screen with a lighthouse
  Sarah_Serinde: That's...not near Banff
 sephyhallow: The lake actually looks like Lake Louise...
 SAJewers: also the gazebo on the beach?
 Jigokuro: Huge iron anchor on a canoe
 lamina5432: the anchors right in front
 SquareDotCube: or the picture of the lighthouse
 Dog_of_Myth: What?
 korvys: The anchor, and the fish below the anchor
 Saintnex: HUH
 Strebenherz: the name of the beast is CLUSTERFUCK
 spethycakes: Scorpio
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhh that's a lot
 sephyhallow: Maple leaf!
 GedankenPalast_: uhhh
 raulghoulia: scorpio?
 TehAmelie: the paragliders heading towards the helicopter worries me
 Spades_Slicc: Leaf
TheAinMAP: Is that glamping?
 NorthstarTex: bye foxxo
 kingandcommoner: I think this is the beach that makes you old
Bearudite: unsure of this topology
 RealGamerCow: my brain *refuses* to determine the depth in this picture
 Jigokuro: Mu
  Foxmar320: I feel seen
 margerfol: Every canoe needs a giant anchor in a lake
 betweenmyself: Sorry, we’ll have to reject your Citizenship Application; you sadly failed to locate the silhouette of a blender on the side of an ATM machine.
 Styxseus: Nice and comfy place for a tent
 Manitu_25: can we please, please leave this cursed version of canada
 Strebenherz: like a fox would be anywhere near THAT MANY PEOPLE
 ShaneLeeAtk: Disconcerting
  Sarah_Serinde: good question, next question
 HadesLeprechaun: escher-ass rocks
 ThorSokar: Quite the Devilish M on that rock there!
 GedankenPalast_: Mu symbol *tips hat*
 MacbethSeemsSus: What a comfortable rock to have a picnic on
 Saintnex: WHOSE CAMPING ON A ROCK SIDE
 TehAmelie: someone made a dooky in the shape of a Scorpio sign
 saucemaster5000: non euclidean canada
elkae: ooo sunglasses
 Garfman314: the fox might be that close with rabies
 doubledbear: Remember: Don't jack toques without consent
 jessicaengle: Hi!
 mox_cubit_zirconium: The traffic here makes the 401 look like a Sunday drive
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, the anchor is upsetting.
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TheAinMAP: 
  Akaiatana: This is the topology that was the science officer on the NX-01 enterprise
 kingandcommoner: last maple leaf center right
 korvys: I thnk the fish is below the anchor
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh I just tried to follow the dock and now my head hurts....
 Orestes290: Is that a capybara?!
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InnocentAffluentCoyoteHeyGuys-VvMvOIdRwDGatffG
 Diabore: i see the last toque
 SAJewers: i see the hammer
 sethtriggs: No lobster?
 spethycakes: why is there a yacht 
  Sarah_Serinde: same, dude
 Omnipotrevor: The last hat is right there
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahhaha
 Greendrag13: @kingandcommoner It's a canadian leaf, so you have to spot it at centre right!
 sethtriggs: That guy seems familiar heh
Bearudite: toque on the dude in the midd;e
 CaptainSpam: Blue toque!
 omdorastrix: The fish phasing throught he foreground kayak
 kingandcommoner: I think that's a hobbit
 Shurtal: Value Village Samwise Gamgee
 lamina5432: guy hoping boats has the tuke
therepoman__: Yank! That! Toque!
 Tangsm: I like the woman cuddling a hot drink with her legs in the water off the edge of the dock
 Wizzo1138: Bucket is in the blue boat in the front
 Darleysam: and the dog in the middle that's just staring
 Mazrae: Do we need to take that blue toque
 GedankenPalast_: last leaf is on the backpack, right side
 sephyhallow: There's another toque!
elkae: the sunglasses are under the bum of the lady with the brownish orange backpack on the sheer side of the mountain
 sethtriggs: Just random pedestrians yoinked into boats
 BluTGI: This feels like AI has attacked us. But I'm afraid they paid someone to make this image
  Sarah_Serinde: @Darleysam That dog knows what you did
 fastlane250: yeah-chut
 JeshuaWithAnE: A beaver! They are like a whole person in N’sburg
 TheDevil_Risen: if you pay enough you could probably put one of those anywhere 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would believe that I had been put into testing to become the new sisyphus but with mountain clmbing
Bearudite: fish underwater in the center
 Sorator13: @BluTGI I don't think they paid someone to make this image. I think they made it themselves.
  Akaiatana: @BluTGI This is too coherent for AI
 Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde yeah, that's fair
 dumbo3k: pump is behind the backpack
 BluTGI: @Akaiatana I have fears....
 Jigokuro: red hardhat
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone put effort into this image and in this current era I respect that
 GasCityGaming: the blonde lady in the brown jacket on the left is pushing a stroller
 jessicaengle: 
elkae: yes
 gnyrinn: What is that weird m?
 CaptainSpam: Bell-on-a-stick!
elkae: sunglasses under the lady
elkae: ayyyy
 sephyhallow: @gnyrinn Scorpio sign!
 SAJewers: hammer's in the orange boat on the right
Bearudite: hammer in yellow canoe on right
 Diabore: now, who in this pick is hammered
 EikoandMog: I just got here. What in the MS-Paint is this.
 kusinohki: was that a trophy for asking for a hint X number of times??
  Sarah_Serinde: @EikoandMog Canada!
 raulghoulia: fun game of clue tho
 cardbross: just "visual noise: the game"?
 TehAmelie: the Scorpio sign made of cookie? or something else brown
TheAinMAP: 
 saucemaster5000: how are any of these canoers getting out of this clusterfuck
DruthersHaver: found the hammer!
MalFnord: If this had more Illuminati allusions I'd swear these pictures were made by David Dees.
 MrPipboy3000: It was in my explorer's pack
 A_Dub888: found the bike pump
 MacbethSeemsSus: I brought the bike pump but left the bike at home
 LPS_97: found the hammer
 GedankenPalast_: pump behind the backpack that had the last leaf
 Diabore: see hammer
 mrverbal: 50 feet of rope, as gygax intended
 Sorator13: Did you bring the bike pump (on the canoing trip)?
 SquareDotCube: a trip to the lake in adventure game hell
 BluTGI: See pump
 Saintnex: hammer on the yellow boat to the right?
 spethycakes: ahhh the bicycle pump for my canoe adventure
 Jigokuro: pump is behind orange umbrella
 sethtriggs: the hammer is for staging the "boating accident"
 kingandcommoner: The Hammer? didnt' he retire after dr. horrible kille dhis girlfriend?
 sephyhallow: Oh there's the hammer!
 lamina5432: it's making me slight nauseous
 fastlane250: there's an unfortunate amount of jigsaw puzzles out there that are just thos
 Wizzo1138: Hammer is in the orange boat on the right
elkae: hammer!
 fastlane250: *just this
  Foxmar320: And the hammer
 Arclight_Dynamo: I see it
 KakuEpsilon: Don't question the logic of these kinda games. It never ends well
 Manitu_25: my adhd meds have worn off and this game is making my brain vomit lmao
 BluTGI: Hammer time!
 LeeshaJoy: I like hidden object games, when they're well made. This... is not well made.
 betweenmyself: this is the most disorderly queue for kayaks to enter a lake that I have ever seen
 Seagulyus: you can also see where they copied the water under the boat
 RealGamerCow: big ass yacht
 DigitalSeahorse:     this game visually
 jessicaengle: 
 sethtriggs: The real hammer was the friends we made along the way
 A_Dub888: and there was much rejoicing
 Diabore: im out
Molvanian: What an exciting gameplay experience.
 Sorator13: I like how the hint just straight up tells you where this is. That's not a hint, dude!
 RandomTrivia: You say that like they aren't already surely that
 cardbross: this isn't *already* AI generated?
 fastlane250: like I can tell the puzzle is just a bunch of stock photos and Google image search results bodged together and it bothers me
 dm818: what makes a piece suitable
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't wanna gather the Toronto Leafs
SiegeFeathers: suitable.
 TehAmelie: we must heal these broken leaves
 dm818: oh matching
 sephyhallow: Oak, maple, beech leaves
 sethtriggs: This really does remind me of Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.
 Sorator13: This is honestly not a bad minigame
 L0rdX33n: top left, top right?
 TehAmelie: like two maple leaves?
Molvanian: This is clearly the loving work of someone who really wanted to produce a great product.
 omdorastrix: I said earlier - major Encarta 2005 vibes
 doubledbear: if they had some actual animations this could be fun
 sethtriggs: I figure as long as this game didn't also spam with ads yeah it's fine
 DigitalSeahorse: really ill and this would make me even more so
 BluTGI: The joy of still being alive
 WiJohn: Devastatingly unwell
 Tangsm: The painkillers would help, I'm guessing
 fastlane250: Two kinds of slop
 TheDevil_Risen: i meannn... i still wouldn't play this game
 TheDevil_Risen: unless I was being paid
 Saintnex: This is almost edutainment
 GedankenPalast_: The joy of still being able to feel emotioins
 sethtriggs: Nice midi soundtrack
 betweenmyself: “If I was in hospice, slowly wasting away from some unidentified Canadian illness, this is how I would spend my time.”
 DeM0nFiRe: Pokemon Gym Badges are weird now
 BluTGI: lmao
 frank_the_great:  Actively Gaming 
 saucemaster5000: I've learned so much about canada
 GedankenPalast_: There is SO much!
 Getter404: What about the C E c o n t e n t
CuteTeaGoat: we have to see the CE content
  Foxmar320: omg
 Sorator13: CE Content! Gotta see what the collector's edition stuff is!
 trebuchetboy: now glue them back on the tree
 Fuzzra: I was once so ill that I spent a week watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Don't get pneumonia, kids!
 EikoandMog: 
 spethycakes: Stanley Park 
 dutchmoose: It kinda looks like that?
 Jigokuro: "Back to Quebec" Is that a threat?
 gnyrinn: Judging from that puzzle, all the trees in Canada are Maples, Oaks, and Birches.
 Manitu_25: if you offered me 100 bucks to play this, I would still refuse lol
 sethtriggs: LOL I've been to Stanley Park and...oh this..is a mess
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This place was one of the first in the city.
 lamina5432: mental damage seems real
Haroldholmes25: yeah that's stanley park 
 Kentosaurus: fire corn
 CaptainSpam: Oh GOD.
 spethycakes: earmusic
 Tangsm: Ear music!
 DAC169: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad you went for one more so you could have one close to home 
 Arclight_Dynamo: That's not a rebus!
 spethycakes: earsong
Bearudite: uncle Rebus
avi_miller: Holy crap
 TheDevil_Risen: part of the IQ test
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 bytecaster: Fire + Corn = ?
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh hell yeah REBUS puzzles. my planescape love comes in clutch
 ArcOfTheConclave: popcorn?
 Jigokuro: Pigeon?
 Dromos_GHG: rat with wings
totoromon01: Someone cooked TOO MUCH
 Tangsm: You need to find a flying mouse
 kingandcommoner: pigeon
 sethtriggs: Everyone loves when you draw your hopscotch in the middle of the path
 LPS_97: fire + corn = ?
 frank_the_great: Popcorn!
 L0rdX33n: rat with wings, pigeon
 Getter404: Raccoon Friend!
Makrosian_Tay: Flying rat?
 WiJohn: Rat+wings has to be pidgeon
 A_Dub888: birb?
 ArmadilloAL: @Dread_Pirate_Westley And even *before* colonialism, indigenous people were here for thousands of years!
 RealGamerCow: flying rat is pigeon? Jerks
 arcaneIllumination: winged rat = pigeon?
 LPS_97: oh popcorn
 NotCainNorAbel: he's a spy
 Koios7: rat with wings 
 Diabore: rat + wings = pidgeon?
 Spades_Slicc: Mouse + Wings = snack?
 TheWriterAleph: @Bearudite no relation
  Sarah_Serinde: I've walked this way once or twice
therepoman__: Rat + Wings is crazy LuL
 BluTGI: Is he mopping the park?
 Fuzzra: Rebus = Ur-meme
 raulghoulia: they're doing it in their free time
 RealGamerCow: upper right
 GedankenPalast_: Racoon Friend!
 TheDevil_Risen: fire + Corn = Popcorn
 lamina5432: theres the bucket
 Mattmitchell45: A Siiiiingle mom who works two jobs!! She loves her kids and neeeever stops
Bearudite: scooter raccoon
 Sorator13: Rat + wing has to be seagull, right?
 sephyhallow: Pigeon = flying rat
 sethtriggs: These rebuses are actually cute
 ThorSokar: hey, as long as you got a High-Vis vest on, no one is gonna bother you!
 Technobach: this picutre is missing a whole marina lol
 Diabore: raccoon near the scooter too
 DAC169: pigeons are known as "flying rats"
DruthersHaver: that city worker is very Belarusian
therepoman__: That raccoon by the scooter is crazy
 RealGamerCow: goatse heart
 saucemaster5000: "look I've made a pigeon rat"
Bearudite: correct coast at least
 jchinnock: Vancouver: The Emerald City
 sephyhallow: there' a raccoon by the motorbike
 Seagulyus: is the guy holding the camera on the left the magnifying glass + eye?
 Pal_Friendpatine: Nightmares from the Deep 1 and 2 were actually pretty good hidden object games. The 3rd not as much. it was just ok
 TheDevil_Risen: nice Tiki poles in the middle of Vancouver
 Saintnex: Its soo jarring
pelifriend: I’ve actually seen that shirt-wearing raccoon in Stanley Park before
 sethtriggs: There's a cat
 GedankenPalast_: 13!
 EikoandMog: mow
 Arclight_Dynamo: Genuinely kinda not okay with the game *changing the symbols on the totem poles.*
 Molladia: I just arrived... what is this AI Generated horror?
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 margieargie: :3
 Forgebold: kibby
 betweenmyself: Thirst-trap Firearm?  I am bad at this
 saucemaster5000: that cat has seen some shit
 sethtriggs: That's probably accurate. Hope you got the raccoon too
 RandomTrivia:  
 arcaneIllumination: pop corn?
 BluTGI: That poor man, they made it look like he owns a trilby
 Greendrag13: Help! I've been fascinated by the origami frog
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah, big same
 sethtriggs: I see the raccoon!
 dm818: cooler?
 Wizzo1138: Popcorn
 LPS_97: cooler
 kingandcommoner: cooler?
 spethycakes: omg I found the bat
 KakuEpsilon: There was a hidden object game I played with a sick story idea but it randomly nuked my save and had annoying energy requirements. The plot was basically Sherlock Holmes in Myst but with the stories timefrozen
 TheDevil_Risen: ice box is clearly a chilly bin
 sethtriggs: You got a chievo
 Fuzzra: The inclusion of a rebus stage tells us a lot about the developer
 TheDevil_Risen: AKA Esky
 korvys: Cooler next to the boat
 bytecaster: Is this just enrichment for chat?
 spethycakes: you will also hate the bat
thegiftedgrifter: Mouse + wing = a pigeon?
 gnyrinn: Also: Near cat is world's smallest owl.
 Mazrae: Binoculars?
 SheldyP: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
 BluTGI: This feels like a MIB find the alien game
 korvys: Other boat
 fuzzy_died: The kids packing
 CaptainSpam: Fire + corn = popcorn?
 dumbo3k: oh I found gun and water
 sephyhallow: there's a guy with maybe binoculuars?
 Tangsm: On the scooter
Bearudite: watergun on the small child in the center?
 sethtriggs: I love that the woman walking the dog is heading right for the scooter
 lamina5432: bucket down in the leaves
 A_Dub888: stick + web = net?
 7gorobei: icebox cooler above the pretzel hot dog box
 HadesLeprechaun: I think that's supposed to be a water gun on the red hat kids back?
TheAinMAP: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is Rat + Wing pigeons?
 Jigokuro: red bucket bonus thing is obvious.
 Diabore: try a flying pigeon?
 spethycakes: I think it's bat
 spethycakes: you'll hate the bat
 Garfman314: i think mousewing is bat
 fuzzy_died: seagull
 bytecaster: Could do a race on live
 kingandcommoner: bright one int he bottom center
Bearudite: the leaves slowly falling are awful
 BluTGI: Bat?
 sethtriggs: A flying rodent is a bad
 Seagulyus: oh lulz yeah Jigokuro the bucket is right there
 sethtriggs: bat. And hahahah nice
 Dromos_GHG: there are 2 other flying pigeons
 EikoandMog: It wasn't one.
 NorthstarTex: it was just pink
 CouldntPickAUsername: bucket in front of green guy
 betweenmyself: there was an Origami Frog in that zoom in
 spethycakes: It's definitely bat
 MacbethSeemsSus: Very low helicopter. Concerningly low helicopter....
 sephyhallow: OH there's a heart tree
 kingandcommoner: heart in the trees neaer the zoom in
 Sorator13: It was just pink, yeah
 WiJohn: Water gun on that kid
 Kentosaurus: uggh i see the bat
 ClodiumSoride: super soaker right there in the middle
 saucemaster5000: I see the other tambourine
 kingandcommoner: bright blue pigeon on the bottom
 GedankenPalast_: Ouhhh, I see the bat
 Serivus: the bat is dumb
 BluTGI: Is that the pigeon man symbol on the building in the back?
 Spades_Slicc: TAmb by popcorn
  Sarah_Serinde: oh, yeah, there it is
elkae: glasses on moped
 RedRaptor: Is that shadow on the building a bat?
 spinebustertee: Heart Shaped Tree is my favorite Nirvana song
 sephyhallow: Heart on the totem pole
 bytecaster: I see a heart
 MrQBear: the emoji totem pole
 Garfman314: that heart is kinda goatse
 thmanwithnoname: is that a goatse heart?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that seems not cool
 Molladia: Is the cursor being controlled by keyboard?
avi_miller: Yeah
 Omnipotrevor: And a bucket
 sethtriggs: Play a song for me!
 lamina5432: don't forget the bucket
 AugmentingPath: you've snatched your last tambourine, pardner
 CaptainSpam: You just stole somebody's glasses!
 saucemaster5000: oh I got the bat
 BluTGI: Bat symbol on the building?
 kimmibeans: This game is making me angry on your behalf
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leaves still aren't falling.....
 spethycakes: yeah...
avi_miller: Yeah, I do not like the changed Totem Poles
 Dromos_GHG: Batman in Vancover
 bytecaster: It's the bat sign
 BluTGI: GOTHAM confirmed
 thmanwithnoname: ah, Wayne Enterprises
 Getter404: Yes father, I shall become a smudge
 Sorator13: oh hey, it's the cat
 TehAmelie: inverse Batman signal
 sethtriggs: Bat-Splodge, Bat-Splodge
 IanAllenBird: 
 NorthstarTex: rude.
 Sorator13: 
 TehAmelie: speaking of hate crimes
 Wizzo1138: Hotdog is above the scooter
 Saintnex: we are monsters
 josh___something: hotdog above the vespa
 Greendrag13: Crime!
 bytecaster: Nooooo
 dumbo3k: no take, only throw
 TheWriterAleph: 0/10
 MacbethSeemsSus: awww pupper....
 ThorSokar: welp, we're monsters now
 bytecaster: 10000 years of jail for you
 7gorobei: wheelbarrow next to green guy
 EikoandMog: Apparently, there are totems at Brockton Point.
 ClodiumSoride: fan is on the wing of one of the totem poles
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's in Stanley Park. it's called the Two Spirits carving. Huh. I learned!
 korvys: There's an origami frog in the second zoom
 spethycakes: We have committed worse crimes in this game than in any of the shooters
 HadesLeprechaun: there were only TWO food options at that stand, and you just took one away!
Bearudite: carving
 ClodiumSoride: rope ladder is on the carved tree
 DigitalSeahorse: in the zoom
 Isaac3567: Crane above the sailboat
 Sorator13: Rope ladder is in the caving zoom, yeah
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Seagul
SiegeFeathers: I went to Canada and all I got was everyone's belongings
 DigitalSeahorse: hope ladder in the stone face zoom
 Seagulyus: oh hey, me
 dumbo3k: Seagul
 Sorator13: "Seagul"
 raulghoulia: i wish cleaning was this easy
therepoman__: Seagul
 josh___something: Seagul
 Tz_BG: Seagul?
 kingandcommoner: stephen seagul?
 lamina5432: fan might be in one of the zoom ins
 30teracyte: this spot looks more like some of the green spots on false creek than it does stanley park imo
 SnackPak_: parnets
 korvys: There's an origami frog in the second zoom with the big face carving
 TehAmelie: Steven Seagul would be mad
 Dromos_GHG: birb
 lamina5432: saw the fan
 Texan_Reverend: Seagul, pronounced like eagel.
 dm818: the fan is on the totem
 ballesta25: beerds
 Tangsm: Ladder
 Wizzo1138: Is that guy raking leaves with a mop?
 kingandcommoner: xiii
Bearudite: rope ladder
 DigitalSeahorse: ladder
Scarbble: seagul dukat
lucha_libro: Look the AI Wasn't trained properly
 lamina5432: fans in the totems
 HadesLeprechaun: you're telling me that's NOT the canadian spelling? would this game lie to me?
 gsyhiap: Seagul, rhymes with eagul, obvs
 ArcOfTheConclave: organization 13
 GedankenPalast_: Oh, I see the easel
 NorthstarTex: oh, crane\
 CaptainSpam: The people of Stanley Park will never forget the mind-rending day when the trickster gods Alex and Graham came to undo reality in front of their faces.
 SquareDotCube: no ratdog here
Bearudite: crane on the skyline
 DeM0nFiRe: @Wizzo1138 oh lol he is
 CouldntPickAUsername: crane is not a bird
 dumbo3k: basket in front of reader
 Jigokuro: basket by the guy you robbed.
 jchinnock: so this is like 2D Katamari!
Bearudite: ded
 cardbross: ya boy the chess wizard has the baskey
 Tangsm: The pump is behind the moped
 kingandcommoner: gotta rob the guy again
 josh___something: pump next to vespa
 EikoandMog: *in the distance* aaaaaaaaa-
 Seagulyus: oh you already looked at the pump
 CouldntPickAUsername: oh of course it's not a bird they spelled crane properly
Catscradler: These games actually work fairly well over Zoom with their annotations system
Kalectotite: it was spelled right, so it couldn't have been a bird
 bytecaster: It was spelled correctly, so crane couldn't be a bird, makes sense
 Sorator13: @EikoandMog no, that was last picture. "A"
 BluTGI: Not my bag
 kimmibeans: Poor dude, he's not allowed to play chess or have a picnic
 ArcOfTheConclave: take his chess and his basket
Bearudite: that fan
 sethtriggs: Oh this is no place to play hockey
Bearudite: is cursed
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is the world's worst locker room.
 Forgebold: I really don't like that you can zoom in on that water cooler
 fastlane250: menace tourist simulator
 BluTGI: Will this game help me immigrate?
  Foxmar320: Mmmm burger
 TheWriterAleph: eye sockey?
 Saintnex: I do too
 Diabore: whyyyyyy is the watercooler a zoom in
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man I hope they got a grant for this
 jessicaengle: What about stick and hoop?
 spethycakes: why does the fan move 
 TehAmelie: who doesn't want to look inside a water cooler
 Forgotten_Sanity: Drag items onto the scene
 jchinnock: mmmm burger and banana
 Diabore: ?????
 sethtriggs: Obviously
  Sarah_Serinde: thanks, game
 GedankenPalast_: "Obviously"
 Garfman314: i think the game is insulting your hair
 tehfewl: Way back in the 19th century....
 Despoiler98: ZAMBONI
 CaptainSpam: That's one hell of a zoom.
 Wizzo1138: The scale of that room is breaking my brain
 MacbethSeemsSus: SPORTS
 SquareDotCube: we're adding now
 L0rdX33n: are we placing things?
 margieargie: Sports!
 josh___something: SPORT
 cardbross: SPORTS
 Sorator13: Welcone to hockey
 DeM0nFiRe: SPORTS
 Getter404: SPORTS
  Sarah_Serinde: SPORTS
 sethtriggs: "SPORTS"
 dm818: sports!
 EikoandMog: SPORTS
 WetPaperSack: Is that Mark Giordano on the poster in the back?
 gsyhiap: SPORTS
 Manitu_25: *dies
 bytecaster: SPORTSBALL
 spethycakes: SPORTS
 BluTGI: We come to hockey
 saucemaster5000: SPORTS
 SnackPak_: tiny zamboni
 Sorator13: THEB ASKETBALL
 Shurtal: that's some terribly canadian graffiti above the bag
 Scy_Anide: The man on the zamboni is so smol
 TheDevil_Risen: ummmm
 Diabore: WIN
 GedankenPalast_: mh
 Werdnae: it's the world's smallest zamboni
 DigitalSeahorse: a tiny hockey rink on top of the water cooler
 Arclight_Dynamo: Gotta hotbox the locker room.
 frank_the_great: WIN
 bytecaster: WIN
 IanAllenBird: WIN
SiegeFeathers: good advice to be fair
  Foxmar320: Take his medal
lucha_libro: A game about canada as seen through the eyes of Alien AI
 MrQBear: the guy on the left looks way too happy
 Forgebold: almost like a job job poster
 paulthemapguy: so they can flood the locker room with a deadly neurotoxin
 sethtriggs: This looks like it's the furnishing for some asset flip house-based game
 Tangsm: You have to keep the motivational posters really concise
 spethycakes: okay the WIN hockey poster makes me think the game maker/s are at least a little in on it
 ClodiumSoride: click the penant at the bottom, then click the banner
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why does he have a hand radio?
 iarethel0ser: It looks super offsides.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Forgebold, I was about to say 
 BluTGI: Is this a cut episode of shorsey?
 LPS_97: one of the passes is illegal yeah
 CaptainSpam: Click the items and add them to the scene.
UxCryptic: no boards in the rink
 Saintnex: Yea, its super offside
 kingandcommoner: you tested positive for weed, adn you didn't share
 korvys: The poster also has a medal
 Sorator13: Yeah, goalie can pass like that just fine. But yeah, that's offside twice.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah that's offside
 sethtriggs: oopsiedoodle
 WiJohn: But there math checks out
 Dromos_GHG: racoon sus
 bytecaster: I always wanted to visit Canada, but I have now learned all I need to know
 Sorator13: oh *no*
 NotCainNorAbel: offsides, now the game sucks
 cardbross: the offside play is clearly the biggest issue with this image
 Kentosaurus: walkie talkie is compensating
 LPS_97: or the one that goes backward behind the blue line
 7gorobei: medal on the picture of the guy with the blue jersey
 Tangsm: The massive keys
 Despoiler98:  lil trash panda
  Sarah_Serinde: can't escape the keys
 Jigokuro: 2+2=4
 Forgebold: @Pteraspidomorphi 
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingElatedCakeM4xHeh-Afr2uQZsTZ-DiVlX
  Foxmar320: key on key on keys
 WetPaperSack: That's more offside than that one Matt Duchene play that got us offside review
 fuzzy_died: 2+2=4
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That dude is on his fourth edible and the first two are just hitting.
 BluTGI: Win? Cheat.
  Sarah_Serinde: this is how you use a first-aid kit right?
 Tangsm: You ever have a ring of keys each the size of your forearm?
  Sarah_Serinde: Just hold it against the hurty area
cfb90: I think you are supposed to put the itens in the scene
 CaptainSpam: You're trying to take items from the bottom and add them to the scene.
 Saintnex: Also the Zamboni looks so tiny lol
 Wizzo1138: Single whistle hanging on a rack with your keys and towels
 Forgotten_Sanity: The directions Alex skipped said to drag items from the bottom onto the scene. Like the fan blade into the fan
 NotCainNorAbel: super pp
 dumbo3k: drag and drop
 WetPaperSack: Nothing like a little 5 on 7....
 dm818: Obviously they are passing to their mole on the other team
 Seagulyus: you grab the item on your bar and drop it up there
 LPS_97: eh could be the same player for some of those passes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Open the lock?
 dumbo3k: from the item bar, I think
 CaptainSpam: In your item bar.
 josh___something: take from the bar
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GloriousAntediluvianTofuWOOP-prnEkqbliM9JA6U0
 Garfman314: it's in your inventory
 SquareDotCube: you have it
 iarethel0ser: The goalie passes it and then immediately comes off for a skater.
 bytecaster: Can we take the one from the screen below and put it there?
 sethtriggs: Do they tuck the background guy under their arms when they go out on the ice?
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 GedankenPalast_: Also 2+2=4
 kingandcommoner: HATE
SiegeFeathers: that's an inv now
 NorthstarTex: wut
 spethycakes: uh
 Seagulyus: they did mention it when you started!
 Dromos_GHG: place the objects!
 CaptainSpam: It told you this, you blew past it.
 Sheikun07: 
 DAC169: they explained it when you came in here
 Diabore: they changed the rules
 NotCainNorAbel: use any words on the screen
RvLeshrac: "Too many men on the ice" is the name of my mortuary.
 raulghoulia: infinity symbol
 IanAllenBird: it did tutorial you
 ArcOfTheConclave: there were instructions
 Tangsm: I want to help this hockey player locate the missing dog he's petting on the floor
 L0rdX33n: Je change le jeu
 blackcat_ethan: what is the name of this nightmare
 undead__geek: Excuse me security camera IN THE DRESSING ROOM
 MacbethSeemsSus: What's wrong with the broom
 SnackPak_: oh my god
  Akaiatana: Fraud Fractions
 GedankenPalast_: Hahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad it resized for him
 Sorator13: 
 Strebenherz: GOD THIS IS PEAK 2000S
 DigitalSeahorse: these controls look just as annoying as the visuals
 sethtriggs: totally legit
 RealGamerCow: goal cam!
 Saintnex: That sounds SUPER illegal
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 bytecaster: In Canada you are apparently
  Foxmar320: Its getting all the hogs
  TStodden: Medal in the poster...
 Sorator13: The Canes have a camera in their locker room! Jeff Skinner always waved to it on his way out to the ice.
 TheDevil_Risen: highly illegal to have cameras in the locker room
 Atarra: are we being extremely Canadian here?
 betweenmyself: security camera to catch who is taping that plastic bag to the duct work
 Wizzo1138: Medal on the picture on the right
 CaptainSpam: This just keeps getting more and more surreal.
 sethtriggs: That's not what they mean by "between the pipes!"
 Tangsm: Quick, steal their wallet
 ghyllnox: Don't forget your bonus items!
 Atarra: SPORTS
 underhill33: so wee
 sethtriggs: Welcome to Hockey
 Diabore: mineral water
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Serivus: it looks like a miniature arena
 baltimore_667083: SPORTS
 Getter404: You don't have Zamboni Gnomes out West?
 Tangsm: He could sit on and ride the hockey puck
 bytecaster: SPORTS
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullSourMomPartyTime-vuRVkErCFO-P0-W7
Scarbble: SPORTS
 sethtriggs: I thought the dasher boards were transparent for a second
 underhill33: those pucks are enormous
 DeM0nFiRe: MINERAL WATER
 Strebenherz: this is a fever dream about hockey
 Comet__: welcome to hockey
 BluTGI: Is that a horse shoe magnet?
 iarethel0ser: Welcome to hockey
 Sorator13: I can't handle the SPORTS banner with all the non-hockey sports
 LPS_97: try mineral water
 RealGamerCow: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeadstrongGrossTardigradeDendiFace-A-k9k__LP_AI7_uP
 Darleysam: it really does have Picnicface energy
 sethtriggs: No safety glass that'll be great to watch
 Atarra: Canada by way of a third party
 kassbjames: So much AI art, and so bad
 korvys: The poster has a medal
 dumbo3k: oh, the high guy has a medal
 paulthemapguy: Sports AUGH you'll be good at them!
  Foxmar320: I want burger
 MacbethSeemsSus: A what
 lamina5432: the picture has a medal
 Sorator13: I-
 Sheikun07: Check the picture that says WIN, should have a medaql
 sethtriggs: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: sir
 baltimore_667083: GRAHAM
 tehfewl: Don't google that
 Omnipotrevor: You also haven't revoked his medal yet
 Arclight_Dynamo: Do they mean wallet by purse?
 Garfman314: get WIN's medal
 7gorobei: target on the goal
 Shurtal: this is a banjo cover of a Paramore song, i'm not hallucinating,r ight?
 DeM0nFiRe: 2+2=4
 arcaneIllumination: guy in back has medal
 TehAmelie: sports bottle!
 Diabore: medals on left dude and win poster
 AugmentingPath: the goalpost dartboard, yeah, we've all seen it
 Wizzo1138: Another medal on the picture on the wall
 bytecaster: It's always a bag
  Foxmar320: Big brain play
SiegeFeathers: if you take the medal from the poster does it change and say "lose"
 Garfman314: graham's starting to believe!
 paulthemapguy: that bottle is really good at sports
 bytecaster: Oooooooh, banana
 Razdak: Who was he talking to?
TheAinMAP: 
 frank_the_great: You're good at this game, you must be from Canada
 spethycakes: that's my purse! I don't know you!
 Tangsm: GOOD
 Strebenherz: DO CRIME
Bearudite: where is the raccoon?
 baltimore_667083: LMAOOO
 Strebenherz: good question where IS the raccoon
 Sorator13: zambowni, neat
 NotCainNorAbel: trent?
 Diabore: soooo next game?
 Tangsm: Win
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: reconstitute the bear
 fastlane250: Hidden object game where you're just a bored god menacing random places
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Build-A-Bear
 jessicaengle: This music is so chill
 lamina5432: I'm enjoying this maybe make a CTS come back
 WetPaperSack: Please reassemble these bears
 sethtriggs: burrs
 paulthemapguy: When you have found Hawks A through D, then you can find Hawk E
 Saintnex: Oh this is an actual sliding block puzzle
 sethtriggs: Never seen one of this style before
 Technobach: what amazing controls for the puzzle
 MacbethSeemsSus: Uh that bear cub's face!
  Foxmar320: lol
 TheDevil_Risen: next game please i feel the emotional damage from down under
 SnackPak_: 
 TheDevil_Risen: 
  Foxmar320: Speedrun
 IanAllenBird: babies
 iarethel0ser:  
 GedankenPalast_: 
 BluTGI: Da bears
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 the1thatcreatetheheavens: hi
 omdorastrix: da bears
 L0rdX33n: you were, like three clicks from done
 dm818: Friend shaped
 Sorator13: CE Content?
 Patorik: Oh hey, it's a bear!
CuteTeaGoat: CE Content!
 spethycakes: 
 Technobach: "It's time to go home"
 jessicaengle:     
 Atarra: what IS this
 WiJohn: Uhh......one more?
 bytecaster: Crisis averted
 Darleysam: can we have this back for Let's Nope?
 BluTGI: lmao
 GedankenPalast_: time to go home
 Sorator13: need that collector's edition!
 Manitu_25: please no more sir
 TheAwkes: Getting *serious* mileage out of this game.
 Jigokuro: I believe this could get worse.
 DigitalSeahorse: do we have to
  Sarah_Serinde: I wanna know what city that is
 Gaelan_Maestro: what about manitoba?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Newfoundland
 sethtriggs: Kaching
 Manitu_25: we had enough
 NorthstarTex: that was hell...THIS IS HELL.
 BluTGI: MORE puzzle games...
 bytecaster: Music Player!
 betweenmyself: Bonus Puzzle AND More Puzzle Games!?!  SUCH VALUE
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GedankenPalast_: You have to EARN them!
 AugmentingPath: you need to unlock it in the regular levels!
 TehAmelie: bonus content is for winners
 Omnipotrevor: Maybe they're post game?
 TheDevil_Risen: i want the moose
 Chesul: It said why they were locked at the bottom of the screen.
 ghyllnox: Aww that's cute
 spethycakes: oooh, I can buy cultural appropriation
 kimmibeans: This hurts my brain and makes me irrationally angry. Please play more, I'm having fun 
 TheDevil_Risen: with the canada jumper
 DigitalSeahorse: syrup
 Arclight_Dynamo: That is *almost* an Ontario license plate.
  Foxmar320: Stone Idol
 KenKopin: Not that kind of collectors. You have to collect everything to unlock stuff.
 Sorator13: SIR
 DAC169:  plushies!! 
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 mperk36: hi chat, what are we playing?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ghyllnox: 
 Seagulyus: the best reason to move to the next game
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Canada Juice.
 GreatSacrificer: Where's the smell of burnt toast?
 Darleysam: what are the chances they'd even spell that correrctly
 Patorik: Be real, they would spell it wrong
 Darleysam: *correctly. Damnit, irony.
 wurmbane: stone idol; tree juice
  Foxmar320: omg
 Saintnex: Legitimate cultural erasure
 Orylen: sorry we would get sued for being correct?
 DigitalSeahorse: CBC
  Foxmar320: Bag
 L0rdX33n: Would they have possibly speeled it close to correctly?
 LPS_97: CBC/Radio-Canada bag
RvLeshrac: Bag. Non-blue bag.
 GedankenPalast_: CBD bag?
 BluTGI: Did Aliens visit Canada, then send back this game as a thanks?
 jessicaengle: Checkpoint Mug!
 WetPaperSack: The books on the shelves are reversed...
 omdorastrix: Cobra Chicken
 Saintnex: EXCUSE YOU GAME
 Seagulyus: @L0rdX33n depends if it is a bird or not
  Sarah_Serinde: but why duck instead of goose
 darkcyril: And duck is even spelled correctly
 public_key_reveal_party: I feel like this is watching infinite Canadian damage combo happening
 bytecaster: They didn't even misspell duck!
 doubledbear: Well actually, its has to come from the inuk region of canada *pushes up glasses*
 Dog_of_Myth: aboot
 baltimore_667083: they spelled Boeing 777 wrong 
 TehAmelie: the only Indians are in India. . .
 TheDevil_Risen: a boot?
 Darleysam: what's that all aboot
 Azralorne: Yeah we don't call them Indians here either...
 Getter404: Maybe they really liked Boot To The Head
 GedankenPalast_: aboot
 Atarra: I feel so educated
 dougma: aboot
 LPS_97: not the real Ontario license plate
 Jigokuro: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
  Foxmar320: Same song
 kimmibeans: Jokes aside, I think I actually have that stuffed moose at home
 Azralorne: At least we shouldn't
 Jigokuro: 
 InconsiderateHat: Oh it's blue mountain pottery boot, so
 GedankenPalast_: YES!
 ghyllnox: 
 DigitalSeahorse: cause we say a boot 
 NimrodXIV: good good
 GedankenPalast_: Track 13 please !
 BluTGI: It came with OST??!
 sethtriggs: Is the music Canadian?
Brutask: That got me
 trainpants: at least they spelled duck correctly
 Gekyouryuu: one of the times I went to see a taping of The Red Green Show, a shop had a mug that was bisected with a flat side and the text "Toronto was so expensive I could only afford half a mug"
 Spades_Slicc: Well the odds are 1:17
 sethtriggs: @DigitalSeahorse lol
 Patorik: Game devs: "Yes, I am Canadasm'n"
 Tangsm: Was it... was it an "aboot" joke?
 sethtriggs: OH that's Toronto
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, this is Front Street in To.
 NimrodXIV: why cat head
 Scy_Anide: Why are the circles cats?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 dm818: Have you seen the german find the difference competitions?
 Jigokuro: crane and window
 TheDevil_Risen: blind
 dumbo3k: crane
 Dog_of_Myth: crane
 Spades_Slicc: Crane
 TheDevil_Risen: in the window
  Foxmar320: The blinds
 KenKopin: I love these. I can cross my eyes and the differences kinda vibrate
 Omnipotrevor: the crane
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Tangsm: Flower box
 DAC169: crane
 Darleysam: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamyTenderEagleSMOrc-8LXCMPeJrz1bmAwH
 arcaneIllumination: crane
 GedankenPalast_: @dm818 tell me more 
 Garfman314: i use crossed eyes as well
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just remembered this is on the Playstation. Why is this on the Playstation?
 7gorobei: crane
 KakuEpsilon: Why is it a cat circle
 Jigokuro: "hint" just does it.
 TheDevil_Risen: please another game 
 TheDevil_Risen: the emotional damage 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, Queen's Park.
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
RvLeshrac: @MacbethSeemsSus Hidden Object Games were a HUGE thing for a while, still sort-of are.
 TheDevil_Risen: yes
 Darleysam: this is fascinatingly weird
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 Strebenherz: OH GOD IT IS
 sethtriggs: Queen's Park!
 Manitu_25: oh god, please make it stop
  Foxmar320: It is!
 TheDevil_Risen: SHRINK HIS HEAD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Nigouki: eeeeewwww, it's Doug's place...
 Arclight_Dynamo: That is a British mail box.
 Tangsm: In 3 rounds he'll be peeking out of the zipper on the cardigan
 ShaneLeeAtk: I see this being played offline by our hosts
 dm818: @GedankenPalast_ They look at them for like half a second, it's very impressive
 sethtriggs: What is that hideous thing the lady has on? A golf bag?
 baltimore_667083: dog!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 WiJohn: Man, like 5 minutes of work to turn this in to a horror game
 spethycakes: that is the saddest-looking dog
  Sarah_Serinde: you know, it's not that hard to find an image of a Canadian mailbox...
 LPS_97: Him or the Cena shrinking face meme
 Wizzo1138: He's offloading knowledge to us
 omdorastrix: it was UPPER and LOWER canada - Quebec and Ontario cover completely different regions.
 DAC169: gotta steal all the sunglasses 
 spethycakes: the dog looks absolutely forlorn
 arcaneIllumination: It's compelling in the same way a train accident is compelling.
 Sheikun07: Giant pigeooooooooooon~
 RedRaptor: Casual Wonka top hat over there.
 SymphonySolstice: my immersion is ruined there's no way house sparrows would chill that close to people
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's also not a Legislative Assembly in Ontario. It's Provincial parliament.
 Garfman314: also, pipes?
 josh___something: Sunglass on the plaid
 LPS_97: Ah yes, the summer fest
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DAC169: racoon
 omdorastrix: racoon
 IanAllenBird: the plaid woman has sunglasses on her shirt
 DigitalSeahorse: racoon
 sethtriggs: LOL Raccoon outfits
SiegeFeathers: *click click click*
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my that was creepy
 MacbethSeemsSus: *dog creaks as his head turns*
SiegeFeathers: as the dog's head turns
 Getter404: Guy smokin' a pipe
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: shoulda saved the tulips for Ottawa
 TheDevil_Risen: oh lord it keeps going
 BluTGI: VLC logo!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Love Doug Ford's helicopter in the top right.
 kimmibeans: Hipsters
 arcaneIllumination: pipe by violin bag
 PhlibbertyGib: I'm pretty sure the only time you'll see this many people here is when there's a protest
 NotCainNorAbel: he has a belt still
 LPS_97: here's a pipe
 iarethel0ser: Nope he has a belt it's fine.
 Getter404: He had suspenders AND a belt
  Pywodwagon: hell yea someone other than me making wishbone references in 2025
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: wow
 lamina5432: can we bring back suspenders
 Tangsm: lol
 TheDevil_Risen: is she single?
 Sorator13: oh god
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 spethycakes: 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 fastlane250: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 WearingCats_CwC: In a fight, right?
 GedankenPalast_: bear
 DAC169: the "wife" is holding the flowers
 omdorastrix: This is what the 1800 junk guys do in their spare time
 BluTGI: like taking bears from kids
 DigitalSeahorse: now steal his attention!
 Garfman314: it's so raven
 7gorobei: copter and eagle
 Getter404: ceci n'est pas une pipe
 Jigokuro: pipe in the zoom in, bottom right by backpack.
 Chesul: Pipe in front of the backpack in the zoom scene.
 Shurtal: Hollistic cuck chair gets built around the guy, it's more nature friendly that way
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pipe on the left
 omdorastrix: "All you have to do is point"
 CaptainSpam: A secret pipesm'n?
 bytecaster: Secret pipesm'n
 WiJohn: Old man on the left has a pipe
 sethtriggs: In this game Toronto seems to be way less diverse than it is in reality
 RealGamerCow: helps with the cataracts
 Arclight_Dynamo: Why is there a billboard on the parliament building?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Bertha Burpwinter is back in town
 Steelwolf171: He's wearing suspenders AND a belt? Because that's how we do it up here in Canada
 TehAmelie: stole a helicopter out of the sky. we're such powerful criminals
 jessicatheblack: Phrases I can NEVER forget "Slonk on gangweed"
 EvilBadman: I'm gonna get parliamentary funked up
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrustworthyBillowingLettuceBloodTrail-FLm6-WSYDPosA6IG
 Twilight_Spark: "This is where I come to slonk on gangweed" should be the monthly highlights opening.
 dm818: hotboxing with granny
 GedankenPalast_: There is a lovely bench in my town that has a sign " you may rest here but please do not peddle drugs"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pipe under his leg
 sethtriggs: Never having gone here during work hours, do people let you just hang out on the steps of Queen's Park?
  Sarah_Serinde: our benches already do that, plenty with armrests in the middle
 DigitalSeahorse: no Twitch! NO I'm not going to even open clips if it's going to MUTE STREAM
 Garfman314: this is a little carmen sandiego, it's just we normally don't play as carmen sandiego
elkae: red scarf?
 BluTGI: PIPE
 gnyrinn: Does this count as a three pipe problem?
 TheDevil_Risen: yayyy
 bytecaster: Racoon: 1
 BluTGI: Everybody smoke pipes there?
 sethtriggs: janky maple leaf
 paulthemapguy: the provincial capitol building
  Sarah_Serinde: I've walked past there on my way to somewhere else
 Chesul: Toronto, where a random person might just walk up and steal half of what you have on you.
 Garfman314: that's a bad maple leaf
 Twilight_Spark: This may be hell.
 sethtriggs: Surprised there isn't a MIDI arrangement of O Canada playing on loop
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is like trying to draw the flag in kindergarten
 MacbethSeemsSus: The new Saw movie's gotten weird
 sethtriggs: I actually wonder if the minigame portions come from asset packs
elkae: this music….
 Sorator13: I'm reminded of "NHL players try to draw their team logos"
 GedankenPalast_: does it also only highlight the green/correct one? you you can just hover and find the green one?
T_Molitor: That's a heck of a tourism slogan.  "Toronto!  You've been there, right?"
  Sarah_Serinde: The top and bottom aren't terrible but what did they do to the sides
 korvys: y'all remember when r/place tried to draw a maple leaf, it was glorious
 GasCityGaming: I was always told the points represented the provinces and territories, that doesn't work with this one lol
 bytecaster: Nice job
 TehAmelie: it's a bat!
 DAC169: I've seen worse
 GedankenPalast_: pre'y
 Jigokuro: How did that get worse once completed?
 Darleysam: Music Store
 GedankenPalast_: Racoon!
 WiJohn: Are you sure it wasn't a buff cactus man?
 Tangsm: Wacky waving arm inflatable tube man!
 DAC169: because why not?
 Mazrae: A maple leaf after its gone through a lawn mower
 Diabore: raccoon ate the baby
 WiJohn: Ate the baby
 Sorator13: why would the racoon be anywhere OTHER than the stroller?
 HeavyMetalFlorist: is babby
 NorthstarTex: do not judge her child
 DAC169: 
 BluTGI: That raccoon is a vibe
 GedankenPalast_: ball
 MacbethSeemsSus: "I'm your baby now"
 TehAmelie: it's a stress ball
 DigitalSeahorse: babby
 fastlane250: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Why is the raccoon in a tropical shirt
 Scy_Anide: There's just an open manhole in the road too
 Tangsm: The bucket of popcorn
 NorthstarTex: that music store is strange
 GedankenPalast_: Mhmhmhmhhh
 Darleysam: PETlife
 BluTGI: That man has had a day
  Foxmar320: He ordered all the food
 Texan_Reverend: The ball is small, because it's for the raccoon.
 BluTGI: And needs a wine
 omdorastrix: You mean the wacky waving inflatable tubeman
 CaptainSpam: AND popcorn.
 paulthemapguy: is this par for the course in Vancouver? stroller raccoons?
 gnyrinn: To attract customers to the music store.
 dm818: and popcorn
 Sorator13: "man, if my date doesn't show up, I am gonna be in Trouble"
 Diabore: and a bucket of popcorn
 iarethel0ser: And an entire bucket of popcorn
Brutask: Everyone left that man for the bathroom
 TehAmelie: popcorn!
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a soccer stress ball
 NimrodXIV: and a tub of popcorn
 GedankenPalast_: And a bucket of popcorn
 spethycakes: no wonder he's so bewildered
 Sudobyte: I bet that was the raccoon from the ottawa mcdonalds video
TheAinMAP: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Also, why is the chef a mannequin?
 epsilon_vee: guy is trying to figure out why the food he orders from this place is so badly rendered
 Steelwolf171: It Lance Hendrikson!
 Omnipotrevor: "Music Store" is the most pretentious name for a pizza place
 Tangsm: Can you cover the manhole?
 BluTGI: Is that hole safe?
 j_crane330: 
 NorthstarTex: dark brotherhood be in gas town I guess
 WiJohn: The racoon ate her baby the bottle will only remind her of the pain
 Sorator13: help I'm crying
 7gorobei: palm print on purple canopy
 betweenmyself: he brought the popcorn bucket from home in case he was still hungry after his meal
 GedankenPalast_: Wait yea...music store sells pizza and waffles?
  Foxmar320:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is basically what Carmen Sandiego does
 NotCainNorAbel: scales
 IanAllenBird: there are spooky-themed hidden object but I've never played one I'd straight out call horror
SiegeFeathers: Canada seems difficult
 Sorator13: "she doesn't need the baby formula; we already took her raccoon" is a banger
  Sarah_Serinde: Honestly this is the kind of W+P content I enjoy 
 Darleysam: there's an upcoming game about scouring old family photos for pictures of ghosts...
 Garfman314: i swear cam (and cori? adam? someone) did a horror find game
 BluTGI: the "music" store...
 dumbo3k: 20 above the bakery sign
 NotCainNorAbel: when was the last time you bought a tuba?
 BrindleBoar: they're musical foods, obviously.
 DigitalSeahorse: there's a Sherlock Holmes horror game like this sort of
 DarkMorford: Handprint in the brick street
 LPS_97: and the hand print on the road
 DruthersHaver: handprint near the manhole
 BluTGI: That dog does not look okay
 sephyhallow: Is this meant to be Gastown? I went for dinner and missed the location
 VorlonScout: I like that Music Store Restaurant has a skydancer
 iarethel0ser: No controlled intersections allowed.
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde tbh I'll take this over "bad shooter" any day
 Sudobyte: I buy all my pizza from Sunrise Music
 NorthstarTex: handprint on the brick walkway
 TehAmelie: stealing a stop sign? that's rookie stuff
 WiJohn: Handprint in the ground
 Jigokuro: Not that scarf, idiot. 
 CaptainSpam: No traffic control mechanism is safe from the trickster gods!
 GedankenPalast_: Canada is wild...I might need to visit... and bring you some German cards.
 Chesul: Handprint between the biker and manhole.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sorator13 Yeah they usually have their moments but I get bored by them
 Tangsm: The chef mannequin is so odd
 SheldyP: I'm terrified of that pigeon being nearly the same size as that dog
 IanAllenBird: @Sorator13 this at least doesn't activate my motion sickness
 josh___something: 20 above the bakery
 NotCainNorAbel: ALEX!
 NorthstarTex: D:
 Getter404: handprint by the bicycle?
 paulthemapguy: quick click on that mans crotch
 iarethel0ser: "Steal an entire ATM".
 MacbethSeemsSus: My lunch is ruined!
 arcaneIllumination: handprint in street
 dm818: handprint right of manhole
 Cptasparagus: we call it being a "Squid"
 Jigokuro: boy that ATM looks like shit
 dumbo3k: 20 above the bakery sign
 CaptainSpam: Handprint on the lower-right.
 TehAmelie: oh no, now he only has waffles, spaghetti, popcorn and tort
 NorthstarTex: no food or drink in the music store!
 spethycakes: 20
 DigitalSeahorse: number 20
 Sorator13: What a game
 paulthemapguy: hey man gimme a 20
 Scy_Anide: You stole the concept of the number 20
 Sudobyte: This poor woman has now lost her favourite scarf, her raccoon baby, and her baby formula. This is the worst day of her life
 sephyhallow: So Zen
 Tangsm: Does it have a beaver, usually?
 sethtriggs: That ice cream cone the kid has is plastic
 7gorobei: 5 beavers
 WiJohn: SWEET ENJOYMENT
 sethtriggs: Aw cute kitty
 IanAllenBird: oh kitty cat
 Sorator13: I like the ice cream cart. At the bhuddist temple.
  Sarah_Serinde: this...also feels kinda disrespectful
 sethtriggs: Beaver was shaped like a seal
 BluTGI: That couple is way too happy
 RockPusher: 
 GedankenPalast_: Haha that golden microphone 
 NotCainNorAbel: all Canadian pictures must have 5 beavers
 Sudobyte: I didn't know beavers were buddhist
 spethycakes: Fudgicles
  Foxmar320: Can we take ice cream from a baby
 sephyhallow: Omg the way the bunting is flickering
 EvilBadman: I love this turned into ...One More?
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 NotCainNorAbel: prove it!
 Twilight_Spark: Why not?
 omdorastrix: but ther IS a beaver on the sign
 DigitalSeahorse: beaver
 NorthstarTex: of course there is
 AugmentingPath: does that beaver have a gun?
 SnackPak_: I don't believe you 
 Twilight_Spark: Did you do something to them?
 public_key_reveal_party: You can't lie to us Graham, we've seen cartoons
 Scy_Anide: Jesus imagine letting a bunch of beavers out in a bonsai garden
 Dog_of_Myth: Did that beaver have a gun??
 Saintnex: Canada is not just cities full of wandering wild beavers
 A_Dub888: !card commune with beavers
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 BluTGI: Beavers wander 
 NorthstarTex: ninja bevers.
 Tangsm: Just such a large Buddhist beaver population
 BrindleBoar: beavers can pursue nirvana too, Graham
 Chesul: You do need the beaver though.
 NorthstarTex: they are everywhere
 GasCityGaming: I saw them in downtown regina once when i lived there
 Styxseus: That's not how they prune the trees?
 paulthemapguy: Wild beavers wandering where there is also a cat on the loose? yea I dont think so
 DigitalSeahorse: beavers wander wildly on signs
 WiJohn: Look Graham, I think this fever dream of a game knows about beavers
 RedAlexxis: Kangaroos don't bounce down the road in Sydney ... well, except for when they do
 Greendrag13: And not even the fun kind of drones!
 BluTGI: Turtles all the way down?
 wurmbane: dont feed the beev
 TehAmelie: we shouldn't have removed the stop signs, they were keeping the beavers back
 public_key_reveal_party: I'll take sentences I did not expect to hear today for 200
 Sudobyte: beaver fever dream
 sethtriggs: Makes me want to try playing TImberborn again
 Larkonus: Now we don't know what animals to not feed!
 WiJohn: The beaver has transcended!
 Jigokuro: It is not the hour.
 sephyhallow: @GasCityGaming Regina has its own very specific vibe though
 7gorobei: lotus on stone lantern
 dumbo3k: kettle on the planter
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lotus on the lamp (right)
 Jigokuro: now*
 CaptainSpam: So now it's just a sign saying to not feed the animals, with just a bigass empty circle.
 NorthstarTex: inb4 space mom cameo (for my fellow tenno)
 dumbo3k: why is there a microphone on the gate
 LPS_97: just saw the microphone
 dumbo3k: wtf
 Tangsm: Get those massive shears away from that baby
 BluTGI: Buhdist DJ night?
 paulthemapguy: wait if beavers are a Canada thing, is Bucee's cultural appropriation? I will accept anything that justifies abolishing Bucees
 SnackPak_: they have stand-up night every thursday
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nirvana, brought to you by Shure
 Darleysam: what is the gnome on the left next to the birdbox
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 sephyhallow: @paulthemapguy They are one of the official national animals!
 BluTGI: He needs that cane to walk!
 DigitalSeahorse: very good
 omdorastrix: choc ice cream bar?
 TehAmelie: the kid is holding the icecream like he wants to drop it, we'd be helping
 GedankenPalast_: eye cream?
 7gorobei: old couple on bench has cane
 Jigokuro: Oh boy take the old man's cane
 Tangsm: Do you have to steal that man's cane?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sethtriggs: Wonder if that lawnmower came off a shopping site
 Scy_Anide: Can you zoo in on the lawn gnome?
  Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Yes?
 Scy_Anide: zoom*
 BluTGI: Good luck gramps. You're not walking home now
 TehAmelie: now they're stuck on that bench
 WiJohn: I cream!
 spethycakes: i cream
  Foxmar320: 
 Garfman314: i had to look up the range map of beavers
 Darleysam: it's a little gnome!
 Tangsm: Ice cream!
 sethtriggs: I half expect to see these people copypasted onto Amazon listings
  Foxmar320: Steal the ice cream from the baby
 Garfman314: turns out beavers are north american.... like, all of it
 Omnipotrevor: Pretty long time to barrel on this one
 Tangsm: Steal from the child, Alex
 arcaneIllumination: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeterminedFastWitchDatSheffy-gjRbXQvqh9Dy9zWV
 AugmentingPath: You'd think this was a casual game, but no: it's got barrels, crates, AND keys!
 Texan_Reverend: Keys, barrels, and crates. Can't escape any of them.
 CaptainSpam: I CREAM
 spethycakes: YES
 Pteraspidomorphi: Child robbed!
 SnackPak_: monsters
  Foxmar320: Muhahahaaaa
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 GhostValv: get rekt kidd
 HadesLeprechaun: couldn't be easier
 BluTGI: Carmen Sandiego visits Canada?
 Darleysam: just hate kids
 Getter404: Bees?
 WiJohn: It's easier to take their candy because they're slow and weak!
 Saintnex: Also, my east asian religions are a bit weak, but isnt the yin-yang symbol Taoist and not buddhist?
 BluTGI: Is that the name fo this game?
 DigitalSeahorse:  icream
 sethtriggs: Didn't even have a black squirrel, booo
 ArcOfTheConclave: my pearls!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Saintnex That kind of thing hasn't stopped them before
 DarkMorford: ALEX
 sethtriggs: LOL
 dumbo3k: no only fans at the buddhist temple
 sethtriggs: Oh it's the Same Game
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Shurtal: no fanning. Elle, Dakota , you gotta go
  Sarah_Serinde: yuuuup
 sethtriggs: The mental model of this game is very interesting
 Pteraspidomorphi: bemapled
 CaptainSpam: That was great.
 LPS_97: country of contrasts
 DAC169: what was this called?
  Foxmar320: I don't believe you
 Arclight_Dynamo: This was surprisingly entertaining. 
 Strebenherz: I mean culture crime IS technically canadian
 spethycakes: learning less about Canada
 MacbethSeemsSus: But I learned so much about Canada!
 TehAmelie: so we'll play more of this?
 WiJohn: I'm always learning more about Canada
 WetPaperSack: So more of this then?
 public_key_reveal_party: Aww my edutainment
 catcard: oh this is the full three hours?
 BluTGI: I hear it's the country of contrasts!
 Getter404: "Racoon Friend never made it home"
 GhostValv: I learned so much 
  Sarah_Serinde: That's fine, we weren't learning anything about Canada during this anyway
 Darleysam: okay but like, keep this one in the pocket
 Garfman314: !cancon
 korvys: I think we were already not learning about Canada
 GedankenPalast_: We learned all there is to learn about Canada
 Sorator13: ooh, we have another whole hour of garbage? Neat!
 DigitalSeahorse: thank goodness
 summerlise: What are you doing? Decluttering. My cane! My wie!
 NimrodXIV: find the hidden raccoon
 Atarra: Oh, Canada. -sigh-
 omdorastrix: Would this qualify as Can-Con?
 RedAlexxis: so ... No! Canada?
 Texan_Reverend: Considering you weren't learning anything about Canada already, that shouldn't be hard.
 Tangsm: I do want to know more about the Buddhist teachings of Canadian beavers
 WiJohn: Racoon is still waiting
 evil_h2o_elf: the country of contrasts
 HadesLeprechaun: I learned that there are fashionable raccoons *everywhere*
 DarkMorford: I learned that Canadians can't spell "eagle" or "seagull"
 TehAmelie: if you meet a baby with icecream on the road, you must steal their icecream
  Sarah_Serinde: @DarkMorford I'm not convinced that whoever made this game was Canadian
 Sorator13: They definitely aren't
 Sorator13: remember, this is the *second* in a "travel" series
 MacbethSeemsSus: New crapshot is very good
 DigitalSeahorse:   
avi_miller: There has also been an odd amount of "thing that looks British" shopped into the picture for something that is about Canada
 Jigokuro: Seeing the Oak Bay Parade on that slide makes me want to create a custom hidden stage using a still from it...
 jessicatheblack: 
  Foxmar320: Sup
 DigitalSeahorse: I think after this I'm gonna go listen to that one song again that was before this one
 TheDevil_Risen: welcome back
 Garfman314: oh, good, narrative
 RockPusher: 'B' Movie or Bee Movie
 Darleysam: oh I've heard of this
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bless you
 Getter404: MAXIMUM Games
 GedankenPalast_: Gesundheit
 Sorator13: does it involve an architect cat and/or a beautycopter?
 SnackPak_: oof
 WearingCats_CwC: One day for Alekhine
 IanAllenBird: lol
 Strebenherz: That's concerning
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Darleysam: I think Funhaus played this back in the day...
  Foxmar320: Menu looks nice at least
 DigitalSeahorse: I would have guessed Alekine's CUP
 sethtriggs: So how good would this be compared to a Chekhov's gun/
 iarethel0ser: "Can change clothes" difficulty?
 Koios7: id always see this on the shelf at game stores
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is there game sound?
 Shadwhawk: @Darleysam That's where I remembered the title from!
 frank_the_great: Alekhine's Gun: A literary device that says sometimes a gun is just a gun, and doesn't need to go off
  Sarah_Serinde: thanks Graham
 TehAmelie: there's parallaxing, this is already better than the last game
 BrindleBoar: GWAR noire when
 sethtriggs: very faint voice
 DigitalSeahorse: Le Noir
  SmithKurosaki: This game is a trip. Have fun
 LordZarano: Is Alekhine related to Chekhov?
Haroldholmes25: starting with the kennedy assassination, confirmed banger
 Darleysam: @Shadwhawk the connection just autocompleted in my head
 GasCityGaming: topical
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, I'm concerned with this narrative
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhh this is reminding me of Chicken Police with the colors
 DigitalSeahorse: don't jump with your gun!
 frank_the_great: Can't believe his head just did that
 Omnipotrevor: Graham, how many of the games were literally just match three's to unveil anime titties?
 Shadwhawk: @Darleysam I just started searching the game's name to see if I could figure out where I had seen people playing it before
 Manitu_25: babababa
 Arclight_Dynamo: 1963. 23 years in the CIA. Joined 1940. The CIA was formed in 1947.
 AugmentingPath: short game
 sethtriggs: So did the dev do enough research as to what 1963 looked like
 Jobot180: Baba Wawa
 Darleysam: tennis serve sound
 frank_the_great: PERSONA!
 CoderBugsworth: Wasn't expecting to see a game I knew, it's from the Death to Spies developers.
 EvilBadman: He could not have been in the CIA that long lol
 sethtriggs: It's intended for certain audiences
 Jobot180: Maybe he is a ghost?
 Sorator13: pff
 TehAmelie: i guess he could have been in since OSA
 sethtriggs: this is politics
 ThorSokar: This one feels like it has an actual art style, so there's that
 ClodiumSoride: is there... gameplay?
 Koios7: @Arclight_Dynamo might be counting time in OSS during the war
 margieargie: I don't recognize the game name exactly, but it is also the name of a chess formation
 Phailhammer: @arclight_dynamo Well, he clearly had experience when he joined then. 
 public_key_reveal_party: That was a hell of a dramatic pause
 gnyrinn: Benefit of doubt. He could have joined the SOE before 1947
   Anubis169: ooo fresh hot garbage
 TheDevil_Risen: isnt this just RTCW?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 sethtriggs: that does not look like a 1963 police cruiser
   Anubis169: 
 aerohydra: kojima, is that you
TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: did he just say Berlin and the subtitle say Bergen?
 EvilBadman: Instead I drank the whole fucking thing
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Koios7 OSS was formed in 1942. He's still two years off. 
  Akaiatana: Graham's an allusionist
 RedAlexxis: Destroy samples, kill one guy = Research Destroyed
  Foxmar320: ahh ok, store brand Hitman
Haroldholmes25: well we get to kill nazis at least
 Darleysam: you pick Alekhine's gun, of courrse
 Phailhammer: @anubis169 I heard Bergen. Might just be the accent.
 lirazel64: I've been to Bergen. Don't remember a castle
 ThorSokar: The Hitman we have at home?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @EvilBadman I thought he said he was going to Norway so Bergen would make sense
 Sethalidos: no we have Hitman at home
 CoderBugsworth: I played a lot of the previous games, was a fun time
 BrindleBoar: I mean Hitman is excellent murder puzzles. But I wouldn't expect a rando dev to pull it off.
 sethtriggs: You say Store Brand but it's starting to feel like Temu
T_Molitor: "We've got Hitman at home!"
 GedankenPalast_: oh no
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man I hope they also have Mads Mikkelsen
  Foxmar320: good start
 GhostValv: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: “the hitman we have at home”
   Anubis169: hey you invented the Wall Twerk
 RedAlexxis: Scootch!
 Larkonus: I'm trying to stay stealthy, but my ass keeps clapping against the wall, alerting the guards!
 dm818: This is not a german castle
  Foxmar320: Sam Fisher we are not
 Arclight_Dynamo: I'll give credit: "Hitman, but it's WWII killin' Nazis" is a good concept.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: we only have 8 points of gun
 dm818: Or baltic did they say?
 The_Color_Twelve: ah the cock up cascade
 L0rdX33n: 45 seconds
 RedAlexxis: not exactly a well guarded cortyard
 MacbethSeemsSus: Thankfully, nazis have no peripheral vision
 sethtriggs: Maybe an OK army asset at least
 iarethel0ser: We either stab a man in the face without detection, or get spotted from the sun.  No in-between.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Return to Castle Hitmanstein
 Strebenherz: LOUD
Haroldholmes25: 
 TehAmelie: dang, actual gameplay
  Foxmar320: From 0 to NOPE
 lamina5432: bit loud
 Atarra: that escalated
 rogerivany: rip my ears
 IanAllenBird: ack
 jessicatheblack: that got loud fast
 Texan_Reverend: So very loud.
 L0rdX33n: I wasn’t far off
 GedankenPalast_: Oh
 JadedCynic: okay, who had 1'35" in the pool?
 Strebenherz: My good sir graham and alex, TIS LOUD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: there’s also a possibility of you get spotted you fail
 TheDevil_Risen: well that got loud 
 RockPusher: Gameplay‽ time for MUSIC!
 The_Color_Twelve: you tanked for a suprisingly long time
 MacbethSeemsSus: Weird canada puzzle
 sethtriggs: This reminds me of that game where you die in the first 10 seconds assailed by dudes
  Foxmar320: But we were using those socks
 Garfman314: yes, please
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyonne
 Lysander_salamander: some sort of assassin game?
 JadedCynic: gee, almost like soldiers on guard duty in an active warzone don't take any chances and open fire immediately
 Fuzzra: Ooh, that moment where you leap for the volume control because it's past 3AM and you have neighbours
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Lysander_salamander hitman at home
 JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander mechanically hitman; thematically Commandos (and equal in difficulty)
  Foxmar320: The shooting looks like butt
 Texan_Reverend: Bullat still notably louder than y'all.
 sethtriggs: this game is very dark
 CoderBugsworth: These games are known for being quite difficult
 Lysander_salamander: Wasn't there a game like this, that was some sort of spinoff of a mech game?
 Omnipotrevor: What does it do if you hit resume instead of restart?
 TehAmelie: the brutal difficulty did remind me of Commandos
 Despoiler98:   its time FOR PISS
 TehAmelie: and we're playing on normal
 DigitalSeahorse:  nice day for it
 RedAlexxis: Active defence!
 dumbo3k: @Omnipotrevor looks greyed out
 Lord_Hosk: they are really bad at shooting, you might be able to just juke the  bullets and kill them
 Lysander_salamander: oh, the stealth game I was thinking of was called "Left Alive." It was a spinoff of the mech game "Front Mission."  It was also terrible.
 sethtriggs: I would never rule out a bad hitbox though too
 GedankenPalast_: "I've lost him"
 GedankenPalast_: In German
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Serpentine! Serpentine!
 spethycakes: "I have lost him?"
 TehAmelie: help me, ambulance truck!
 public_key_reveal_party: It's not not effective
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm being shot at! *leisurely strolls away*
 BrindleBoar: serpentine
 GedankenPalast_: "He is there"
 Lady_hosk: That's some evasive maneuvers right there
  Foxmar320: Do we have a way of attracting a guard? Like whistling?
 gnyrinn: that guard shouted “I lost him” and started shooting you.
 sethtriggs: Wow you can catcall Nazis in this game? That's novel
 Lady_hosk: You have to sing the "doo doo doo doo doo I'm doing nothing" song and it'll be fine
 Lysander_salamander: ww2 soldiers are well-known for having ultrasonic vision
  Foxmar320: Favorite way to stealth in assassins creed is hide in bush and whistle to clear entire compond
 Omnipotrevor: You might be able to take the two out if you fire first
 Garfman314: snipe 'em?
 Lady_hosk: Take the barrel with you?
 CoderBugsworth: Getting a guards uniform is usually step one in these games
 BluTGI: Good thing Security is minor!
 dumbo3k: Throwing Chloroform, something you can actually do in Himan
  Foxmar320: Stealth level 100
 Despoiler98: STEALTH GUNNIT
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 GedankenPalast_: no one noticed?
 Despoiler98: huh?
 GedankenPalast_: We Nazi now
 sethtriggs: Nice pantsu
 MAPBoardgames: It's a little tight. But the price was right.
 Lysander_salamander: yay stealing clothing
 TehAmelie: always clean up your nazis
 SquareDotCube: Honestly how are we not equipped with a welrod or sten gun
 NoxStryx: Is it just me or is this game mostly darkness?
 iarethel0ser: Highway to the danger scale.
 fnoggchamp: @NoxStryx it is very dark
 RedAlexxis: I remember their being an instant body disolver in a game
 BrindleBoar: just a couple of guards, guarding
 NoxStryx: Turning up my brightness helped
 RedAlexxis: I think it was No One Lives Forever
 sethtriggs: Hey, now you're a Castle Crasher!
 Lysander_salamander: it's nice that you stole the guard's face too
 frank_the_great: Nice unique blend of puzzle and action
 RedAlexxis: seems real convenient
 Lord_Hosk: I think I watched Danger Scale on saturday mornings as a kid.  I think it was on between the Snorks and Gummy bears
 Garfman314: garret?
 fnoggchamp: ooh that's better
 GedankenPalast_: Mhhh, cheeks
  Foxmar320: lol this guard knows
 BrindleBoar: 
 sethtriggs: Here's a scary thing - can you buy the iconography and banners in an asset store?
 GedankenPalast_: Ah yes, good ol' nosh
 BrindleBoar: that oof sfx tho
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NoxStryx: It does give me an idea for a game art direction where you only see things in silhouette.
 Despoiler98:   BAD TOUCH
 Jigokuro: Limbo?
 BlueMagnusStormCrow: Limbo iirc
 BluTGI: The witness has escaped!
 Lysander_salamander: yeah, I think it was made by the folks that made "We Happy Few."
T_Molitor: Contrast?
 Lysander_salamander: yeah Contrast
 KakuEpsilon: Unfinished Swan was a game like that but you threw paint to see things
Makrosian_Tay: Are we sure there isn't a uniform or something in the building you spawn by?
 NoxStryx: Unfinished swan was sort of that
  Foxmar320: Did we ever check inside the building we spawn next to? Maybe a disguise
 HadesLeprechaun: Limbo was mostly black and white, but I do recall a game where you are like a shadow or something, I think I know what G's talking about
 DigitalSeahorse: 0 to crates
 basilisk6: Lost in Shadow for the Wii?
 Godeke: Contrast was very good, you would switch between 2d and 3d, setting up shadows in 3d and then moving around in flat shadows, then popping back into 3d.
 NoxStryx: I did find a game looking called SCHiM where you platform on shadows in isometric
 BluTGI: that face
 Omnipotrevor: Now save?
 spethycakes: "other special places"
 Darleysam: go back to his house, eat his food, hug his kids
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: steal his kids, steal his wife
 TehAmelie: i often think about this text adventure where you are an orc guard standing around until some adventurers kill you
 spethycakes: Freund
Makrosian_Tay: Don't forget to save
 gnyrinn: kammerad, which autocorrects to jam eradication
 saintguard: RIP Willem Dafoe's clone
  Foxmar320: How did he not
 BluTGI: Body collector, the game
 dumbo3k: @Foxmar320 blinked for a long time
 Toxxick: I am Bratman
 iarethel0ser: Too bad we can't change clothes to the suit of armor.
 Aceviru: Because we were choking Dave, and no one likes Dave
 paulthemapguy: I am Batfreund
 spethycakes: Absolutely nothing suspicious about your presence at all
 Nigouki: they were black SS dudes
  Foxmar320: Not sus at all
 GedankenPalast_: Ah yes
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Okay Kronk
 xantos69: I am the wall
 BluTGI: lmao
 saintguard: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
  SmithKurosaki: @Nigouki theres a joke here, but I dont wanna get nuked
 GedankenPalast_: Hahahahhaa
 sethtriggs: loooooool
 ClodiumSoride: SMH
 GedankenPalast_: Hans of me!
 TehAmelie: time for the wire neck massage
 Atarra: shhh good nacht now
 BluTGI: That man does hav...  had a tree neck
 GedankenPalast_: *Keep your Hans of me
 sethtriggs: Game actually feels pretty competent
 spethycakes: tot müde, even
Makrosian_Tay: Don't forget to save
 sethtriggs: and ther it is
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TheAinMAP: 
 GedankenPalast_: Amazing
 L0rdX33n: Commando rocks so hard
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 L0rdX33n: It’s the best and worst Arnold movie for the same reasons
 NoxStryx: The two genders, Keyhole Peeker or Door Slammer
 L0rdX33n: I got a scam text, I’m going back and forth on toying with them or just blocking
  Foxmar320: Classic Hitman kill
 BluTGI: As a old thief gamer, I would spend hours just trying to take out each one of these dudes.
 Garfman314: eh, just block
 L0rdX33n: good call
 paulthemapguy: Ow, my Schindlers
 NoxStryx: @L0rdX33n At this point most scam texts are just bots i would assume
  Foxmar320: Inject him with something?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Tiny grandfather clock!
 ProcyonFlynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ViscousSuaveButterPastaThat-kjM2UvJe7TJaLz5f
 SquareDotCube: Wait, a Tokarev is a Russian officer's gun, why do we have one?!?
 GedankenPalast_: I just got back into playing Dishonoured. Great games.
 MrPipboy3000: Awwww, he's sending his heart out to you...
 L0rdX33n: he’s waiting for a doctor…
 BluTGI: Whistle?
 CoderBugsworth: I feel like this doesn't stand up to their last game quality wise. I remember really enjoying Death to Spies 2, but this feels... unfinished?
 Athelgar: Cardiff in a lot of episodes...
 L0rdX33n: This isn’t terrible
 xantos69: I sometimes wonder how far blonde hair and blue eyes and a matching uniform would have got you in this situation.
GreatGodOm: I saw a shop today called Aardvark Appliances. Someone sure did want to be the 1st appliance store in the phone book.
 MacbethSeemsSus: So if Graham only got through A on the Playstation store, that leaves 25 more letters. At once every four weeks, that's 2 years of content!
 TehAmelie: you'd be bulletproof
 dumbo3k: See, in Hitman, in the mission in a Castle, there is a suit of armor you can put on
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 RedAlexxis: Is taking a knight's armour stolen valour?
 CoderBugsworth: Guarding the wall huh?
 Atarra: suspicion is just giving you a bit of side-eye
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 HadesLeprechaun: what was going on with that lighting/rendering? there was like a solid line of green filter
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 NoxStryx: How old is this game? It seems like it would have been passable in early 2000s
 gnyrinn: sometimes I come here to think
 DeM0nFiRe: Guards are like 🤔
  Juliamon: NoxStryx Title screen said 2015
 NoxStryx: Though the graphics aren't early 2000
 CoderBugsworth: 2016 I believe
 dumbo3k: Save?
 BluTGI: I wonder if you whistle if they all will come or just nearest one
 DoodlestheGreat: "Vat a dumpkoff!"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GedankenPalast_: 
Makrosian_Tay: Saving would be good
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 RedAlexxis: he did the salute, do you have to salute back?
 NoxStryx: Switches the lights
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Who turned out ze light?"
 drewm1022: "What's the lightswitch do?" It uh...turns off the lights.
 HadesLeprechaun: have we saved recently?
 iarethel0ser: "What's up the stairs?" "Storage."
 RedAlexxis: yeah, onto the stairs so people stop staring
 GedankenPalast_: That will hurt later
 TehAmelie: staaairs
 NoxStryx: He's following you!
 adept_nekomancer: Ah, I see we're starting an unconscious nazi collection
 GasCityGaming: so playing this after Wolfenstein Alex? 
 Atarra: it not perfect system
 sethtriggs: Love the slow skid down the stairs
 lamina5432: games a bit unpolished but seems servicable
 TehAmelie: oh, they're dead nazis
 Throgani: I need to sleep, but this is too compelling now.
 thesimbiote: A fine display, emphasis on splay
 BluTGI: The poison for Kuzco?
 NoxStryx: Poison store?
 L0rdX33n: The poison store, obviously
 DigitalSeahorse: in the medical room
 MrPipboy3000: You also killed his bodyguard
 hesterbyrde: So is this like... Temu branded Hitman?
 MacbethSeemsSus: fish acquired!
 adept_nekomancer: We need to find the spiper venom!
 crazycommie87: Mmm... medical grade poison
 RedAlexxis: cabinet of poison
  SmithKurosaki: For Kuzco
 Tangsm: The poison! The posion for this guy. This guy's poison.
 xantos69: As a medical professional.  I often keep an entire cabinet full of poison.
 EikoandMog: We have Hitman at Home
 SquareDotCube: just give the guy way too much nitroglycerin
  Foxmar320: Its trying
 sethtriggs: I imagine cover is useless because the enemy has like unlimited reinforcements
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: What a nice meal, I'll have it again in 3 minutes
 DoodlestheGreat: "We've got Hitman at home."
 Gekyouryuu: the opposite of Hitman is Miss Woman
 Garfman314: i mean, it's got more than the other games played tonight
 Atarra: the amount of side-eye you catch in this game, lol
 HadesLeprechaun: don't forget to save so you don't lose all this progress, cuz i doubt it has a good autosave system
 L0rdX33n: save?
 Garfman314: save!
 sethtriggs: whole lotta waiting.
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah I would save
 thesimbiote: "Hit Man single player shooter game fun shooter game hit man game for the Playstation"
 NoxStryx: Hitmann?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 spethycakes: yeah, good save point
  SmithKurosaki: @HadesLeprechaun you think this has autosave lol
 NoxStryx: Hitmench?
 crazycommie87: Saving is probably the best plan
 HadesLeprechaun: @SmithKurosaki I mean maybe like, at the end of a level!
  Juliamon: The review quote on the Wiki page for this game seems extremely accurate.  "The right ideas are in place, but everything about the execution falls flat on its face. Considering how much I wanted to enjoy this, the average player probably won't be able to handle a full playthrough."
 sethtriggs: Yeah that makes sense, this is chellenging
 crazycommie87: Oh! I see objective numbers on the compass
  Foxmar320: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hopefully you won't have to be present for them to die
 crazycommie87: I'm guessing in that building?
 BrindleBoar: Murder radar. Murdar?
 crazycommie87: OOf
 TehAmelie: i could never resist garotting every guard i spot alone
 NoxStryx: Papers please?
 crazycommie87: Doc is in there.
 crazycommie87: Hmm
 xantos69: Turns out... getting INTO a prison is really easy.  That is where the complications happen.
 SquareDotCube: there's always gun
 adept_nekomancer: @BrindleBoar Diedar?
 Omnipotrevor: Going to have to find someone with papers to kill
 BluTGI: oh no
  Foxmar320: oh no
 NoxStryx: @TehAmelie The urge to choke all nazis is strong
 gnyrinn: a Lancaster couldn’t hit a city block. They had a hit rate of <40% if everything that missed by <1mile was considered a hit.
 NightValien28: this is a cool lockpicking mini game though
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 BluTGI: Docking simulator
 IanAllenBird: unique
 lamina5432: I see the fall flat
 GedankenPalast_: @NoxStryx As a German I very much understand that urge.
 dumbo3k: Boy, it sure is a lot easier to pick locks when you can see what it is set to
 xantos69: I've seen worse lockpick mechanics.
 L0rdX33n: I don't hate that bit
 BrindleBoar: I'm willing to give points for a new lockpicking minigame
 TehAmelie: exactly
 HadesLeprechaun: I imagine you look suspicious while doing it, so incentivized to go quickly
 NoxStryx: That is an interesting if wholly inaccurate lockpicking game.
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 Omnipotrevor: I mean, obviously. You couldn't be in here if you didn't have papers, right
 BluTGI: his private escorts?
 sethtriggs: Big McLarge Huge and Roll Fizzlebeef!
 L0rdX33n: Beef o clock in here
 MrPipboy3000: Man Guy was my favorite 80's wrestler
 Serivus: the numbers changed
 Serivus: 1 used to be kill the guy you killed
 Serivus: so he's upstairs
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Shadwhawk: I wanna say that Funhaus was so taken with this game that they did actually play through the entire thing
 Atarra: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me
 BluTGI: lmao
 iarethel0ser: The cell bars did not block LoS.
 IanAllenBird: lol
 BluTGI: lol
  Foxmar320: lol
 L0rdX33n: lol
 Atarra: hahaha
 spethycakes: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 Lysander_salamander: 
TruPhantomAngel: Wait...was that the rocket guy you just killed? lol
 HadesLeprechaun: "Doctor with gun can look suspicious"
 crazycommie87: Wow XD
 BrindleBoar: I'm a little sad that didn't work even though it should not have
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: At least they waited
  Foxmar320: They watched you the entire time
 adept_nekomancer: "Hold on, hold on, let me put my disguise on!"
 korvys: Yeah, but it's funnier to think of them watching you change, and *then* shooting you
 MacbethSeemsSus: He killed the doctor! And now he's stripping him!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 Atarra: maybe you should get one of the other guard outfits
 iarethel0ser: "Wait wait let him cook"
 DigitalSeahorse:  they saw me unclothed
TruPhantomAngel: Nvm, that was von Braun. lol
 Atarra: less a lockpick, more a skeleton key set
 NoxStryx: Weird but original
 GasCityGaming: make the lock kiss...
   Anubis169: 
 betweenmyself: “If we watch him change, we can see where he is most…  *Vulnerable*, hmmm?”
 EikoandMog: I could see that one working if it's not paused during it and is in fact, seen as suspicious.
 xantos69: save again perhaps?
 e_bloc: lock picking but it's a rhythm game
 BluTGI: All the bad guys have necks like sequoias.
 NoxStryx: Does dressing as a buff dude make you buff?
  Foxmar320: check yourself my dude
 HadesLeprechaun: and of course, you'll steal the eyepatch
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Vhy is he just staring at me?"
 e_bloc: just checking. . . we're killing the nazis, yes?
 Lord_Hosk: He sniffs his pits, then checks his boots
 BluTGI: lmao
 BluTGI: Vampire attack simulator
 adept_nekomancer: Red light... red light...
 L0rdX33n: "I was just...  not sneaking up on you."
  SmithKurosaki: Is anyone else noticing a weird diagonal shader line? Hoping my tv isn't messed up - I just moved it today
 CoderBugsworth: I see the weird line also
 ClodiumSoride: @SmithKurosaki yes, I saw it a couple times
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc yes, i think there's a body pile somewhere already
  SmithKurosaki: @ClodiumSoride Thanks 
 BluTGI: Never skip chest day
 PipeSmokingOwl: have fun stormtroopering the castle
 e_bloc: doctor, doctor, gimme the news.  I got a bad case of saving Jews
 MacbethSeemsSus: I also pull my gun when coworkers walk near me.
 BluTGI: lol
 Omnipotrevor: Save?
 Serivus: now that the doctor is back, try turning the generator back on, see if it fries him for some reason
 e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus no lie, I was given a job opportunity at the NRA this week--it heavily focused on being comfortable with everyone being open carry, and the fact that there is a gun range IN the corporate HQ
 BluTGI: lol
 Serivus: Save!
 crazycommie87: Nice XD
 spethycakes: accidentally on purpose
Makrosian_Tay: Is it just me or is the sudden appearance of many muscular, partially clothed men, seems mildly homoerotic?
 crazycommie87: This is incredibly "Hitman at Home".
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc 
Makrosian_Tay: Do you think that's intentional?
 GasCityGaming: what's the better version of this the Sniper series?
 HadesLeprechaun: Hitman innovated by giving you a picture-in-picture when your target was eliminated if you aren't in the same room
 spethycakes: hello, fellow kids!
 e_bloc: I mean Alex is literally a professional
 RedAlexxis: oh, don't clip that out of context
 betweenmyself: Yes, I too am a horrible person.
 spethycakes: "fellow scum" also works
 crazycommie87: As someone who loves WW2 stuff, I would normally dig a game like this. But good lord is this so janky XD
 xantos69: Ok, so as a theory... this game could work.  Sneaking around killing nazis in a stealth game could totally work.  But this needs polish.
 crazycommie87: Officers only eh?
 Atarra: time to upgrade
  silenceaux: @xantos69 True, it could be more interesting if the protagonist was Polish.
 Omnipotrevor: Shame you can't go back to the first guy you killed and become hime
 xantos69: @silenceaux I resisted making that joke, but I'm glad somebody did.
Makrosian_Tay: @xantos69 I think it needs German 
 BluTGI: Fritz is sleeping in the hall again!
 GasCityGaming: travelling back in time and saying 'firstworld war' in the 30s, "What do you mean FIRST!?"
 adept_nekomancer: Couldn't have been us.  He's just taking a nap
  silenceaux: @xantos69 I'm just glad the joke worked at all
CuteTeaGoat: this seems above average on the being a video game scale for this show
 crazycommie87: Safe?
 crazycommie87: Oh boy
 Darleysam: hey what do you bet there's an audio cue
 arcaneIllumination: Oh, it's working somewhat like an actual safe!
 BluTGI: This is good
 e_bloc: I am surprised at how correctish this looks
 L0rdX33n: A+
 MacbethSeemsSus: No, my family vacation!
 crazycommie87: LOL
 spethycakes: I liked those mechanics
 BluTGI: Not the rug!
 iarethel0ser: Smokey the bear!
 crazycommie87: Personally I would eat it
 Arclight_Dynamo: Save?
 spethycakes: save time?
 arcaneIllumination: on the wooden flooring
 adept_nekomancer: "Only I can be the cause of forest fires"
 GetColor: It's FINE, wood floors aren't flamable
 Garfman314: save!
 DigitalSeahorse:  safe lock pick
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ignore Hans. He's sleepy
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 HadesLeprechaun: wouldn't leave it up to chance at the finish line
 TehAmelie: remember, there's two higher difficulty levels to get through too
  Foxmar320: Oh they are on alert
  Foxmar320: Time to leave, byeeeee
 Aenir798: How do you do, fellow guards?
 TheNerdWonder: I hope one of these guards is named Greg
 BluTGI: out by the fuel depot?
 Darleysam: where you go to dunge
 Lysander_salamander: ah, dungeons need drains.  Of course
 spethycakes: well, it is a role-playing game, so I guess it makes sense you'd have to become a dungeon master
 BluTGI: Very Doom 1990s
 e_bloc: its not a castle unless there's a dungeon.  otherwise its just a european fortification
 TheNerdWonder: a sparkling redoubt, if you will
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm just looking for schnapps. You know I'm a drunk.
 crazycommie87: Where be downstairs in that building?
 BluTGI: Weird how slow they move, weren't they all on meth all the time?
 PharaohBender27: (Tuning in after a while) I *assume* we're *undercover* as a Nazi . . . right?
 e_bloc: where are my amphetamine rations
 crazycommie87: @BluTGI Only when they are on the offensive, especially tank crews.
 spethycakes: I'm waiting for y'all to call one of these henchmen "Helmut"
 e_bloc: @BluTGI same brain
Makrosian_Tay: Use your instinct skill?
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 correct
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 BluTGI: @e_bloc You can have it this weekend!
 CaptainSpam: This is a damned confusing castle they've got here.
 BrindleBoar: just some antiques, enjoying that rendering bug
 PharaohBender27: Also this mid-key feels like a shittier Return to Castle Wolfenstein level
 e_bloc: @BluTGI good looking out
ThirdFloorDraft: almost like it's slapped together assets
 Garfman314: cutscene!
lucha_libro: we run a damn confusing fascist outpost here
 CaptainSpam: They caught GMan?
 crazycommie87: Makes Castle Wolfenstein look sensible XD
 e_bloc: the architects were all also zooted out on amphetamines too
 DigitalSeahorse: this is where they keep even more crates and barels
 lamina5432: two hats tony?
 DigitalSeahorse: barrels
 BrindleBoar: BURN
 Aceviru: Sick line
  Foxmar320: Burn! 
 Gaelan_Maestro: the man from UNCLE?
 Lysander_salamander: wait, isn't that a compliment, because he's too stealthy?
ThirdFloorDraft: different bathrooms
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man, that audio quality's going all over the place
 ArcOfTheConclave: The Serum tm
 adept_nekomancer: He was working on the syrup.
 7gorobei: super soldier serum?
 L0rdX33n: "We gotta get that serum through!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: What's smoking in the background?
 MTGRanger: good thing his suit is pristine
 Lysander_salamander: I guess
 xantos69: Bro, you do not want 1944 Russian cigarettes
 BluTGI: I'll stick to hobbit weed.
 KeytarCat: That was a weird racism???
 TehAmelie: smoking makes you live longer, every 1940s doctor agrees
 kdefinition: I just want a videogame where the Nazis were as dogshit stupid in the game as they were in real life. Enough of the super science and magic shit.
 The_Color_Twelve: ah This is now The Rock
 e_bloc: smoking this will take all but 15 minutes off your life
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BlueMagnusStormCrow: That's from The Rock
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde A belated thanks for the clarification 
 crazycommie87: Oh boy
 dumbo3k: super vision?
 BluTGI: Very Galaxy Quest coded
 BluTGI: "Who built this?"
 crazycommie87: Pfft
 DigitalSeahorse: which one of these many valves?
 sethtriggs: Open steam, seems dangerous
 xantos69: @BluTGI This episode was poorly written!
 paulthemapguy: use the lens of truth
  Foxmar320: Sure
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 sethtriggs: Yat-ta!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TheAinMAP: 
glyndev: Why was that not just part of the cutscene?
 paulthemapguy: Congrats! You are the best at valves
 sethtriggs: Badass painting walk
 adept_nekomancer: Only 24 violence though.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 HadesLeprechaun: now just crawl through the bottom of the furnace, which is now only 250 degrees after turning off the fire
 e_bloc: didnt realize we were a supervisor
 PharaohBender27: Also hold on did we jus leave a small-scale crematorium!?
 sethtriggs: Stand-up meeting
 sethtriggs: That hate is almost Devo-quality
  Sarah_Serinde: I was also wondering that
 BluTGI: Leave the body, take the brandy
 TheNerdWonder: germano-russkie
 HadesLeprechaun: you'd definitely need to sit down there for like 40 more minutes before that would be remotely cool enough to crawl though
 PharaohBender27: *vaguely European*
 saintguard: Vaguely European
 e_bloc: leave Adam's voice acting alone
 DoodlestheGreat: Edgar Bergen?
 sethtriggs: He's a mean one
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc 
  Juliamon: The devs are Russian, so maybe Russian-trying-to-sound-German?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do we have a less blurry photo of him?
 sethtriggs: Oh a moment
 BluTGI: Ah yes. A woman
lucha_libro: HIS FACE IS COMING RIGHT AT US!
 saintguard: What are these zoom-ins XD
 BluTGI: @lucha_libro lol
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon That sounds plausible
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, it's Black Ops
 sethtriggs: @saintguard Guess the dev came up watching 70s films
 WiJohn: Good night!
 sethtriggs: Great stream!
 IanAllenBird: o7
   Anubis169: Thank you 
 Gekyouryuu: for this month, even
 Lysander_salamander: Thanks for this
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 KeytarCat: good stream good stream
 NightValien28: thanks, I learned a lot about Canada
 Atarra:  
 saintguard: Thanks for the garbage!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Haroldholmes25: a full plate of garbage o7
 PharaohBender27: 327
 Aceviru: Woo
 WiJohn: Hey did we ever find the racoon in that castle?
 Texan_Reverend: This was an all-around great episode. Well played.
 Gekyouryuu: see y'all in a month
 KakuEpsilon: That game was fun
  Foxmar320: So much garbage
 Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream, everyone
 Gekyouryuu: or tomorrow
 Greendrag13: We sure did watch some play. Thanks for the goofs!
 Strebenherz: !patreon
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 xantos69: This stream continues to impress me with badness.
 fnoggchamp: 
 sethtriggs: Pay many hundreds of bucks, still get all the shovelware. But the last game was actually pretty cool
 MacbethSeemsSus: But I learned a lot about Canada tonight
 PharaohBender27: 
 Redbassist: 
 e_bloc: Well somebody told me you had a German Who spoke like a Russian  That I had in February of last year It's not confidential, I've got potential
 doubledbear: deeep cut
 DigitalSeahorse: nah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 sethtriggs: I want a raccoon in a Hawaiian shirt!
 lamina5432: already erasing that point and click?
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 spethycakes: thanks for a fun stream!
 Jigokuro: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
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 Texan_Reverend: !prime
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 sethtriggs: Hope you can make a raccoon merch
 lamina5432: gnight
 Orxolon: the pleasure was ours
 xantos69: Question for you G & A.  What is your favorite place to get food in Victoria.  I'm visiting and I want recommendations.  50
 TehAmelie: thansk for the stream!
 RockPusher: 
 WearingCats_CwC: bai
 Strebenherz: !next
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 e_bloc: thank you friends
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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 Aenir798: are you gathering some magic?
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 EvilBadman: @xantos69 Foo, Thunderbird, Jones BBQ
 HadesLeprechaun: looks like a picross game
 Lysander_salamander: mouse-themed picross, I guess?
 CaptainSpam: Squeak Ross: Paints happy little cheese.
 Redbassist: Lewd
 voren_chalco: Mouse picross, I presume
 DoodlestheGreat: Aw shucks.
 e_bloc: that seems like an increase  chance of blood
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabObesePoxNotATK-sZt480bxsp7gVAXw
 DoodlestheGreat: LURVE!
 DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 PharaohBender27: Is it the LRR Triennial Summer Games?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
TheAinMAP: 
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  Sarah_Serinde: Okay I might as well sub for the CanCon earlier 
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 ClodiumSoride: *waves*
 Aceviru: 
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
 sethtriggs: 120 months that's 10 years woooowww
 sethtriggs: 133 months is awesome
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Redbassist: Vector victor
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
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   Anubis169: baaaai 
 phoenixfeather14: Thanks for the stream! Have a good night! 
 kolintoney: thanks for the stream! love yall!
 Redbassist: 
 Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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