TXC2: title change!
TehAmelie: gasp
Creideiki_SE: !findquote arena
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: let's put the hypodermic in "hype" and inject some preventative excitement
RockPusher: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #8442: "Exactly, you can't discount the man-tank." —Graham [2023-01-25]
TehAmelie: revision: preliminary
TXC2:
TehAmelie yeah I was gonna say 
Creideiki_SE: !advice
LRRbot: Do not look into the stadium.
Creideiki_SE: But a stadium is kind of like an arena, right? Is LRRBot telling us not to watch the stream?
TehAmelie: that's suspiciously on-topic. . .
TehAmelie: i guess it's warning us not to try and reverse engineer the Arena client
TXC2: maybe LRRbot knows why Arena has such bad net code?
Creideiki_SE: BRB, checking YouTube for MTG x Beyblade crossovers.
TehAmelie: sure there's battle tops that shoot cards around them
TXC2: dexterity cards are banned in vintage, so I guess bayblading your cards is right out
TehAmelie:

Earthenone:

TXC2: CONTACT
lightfut: Gather the Magicing
samu_btdp1985: I keep forgetting Wednesday is mtg day
TXC2: Wednesday for Wagic day
TehAmelie: Odin is gathering his magic
LoadingReadyRun: It's Wagic Wednesday everybody
TXC2:
why am I getting an ad for a movie that came out in May? 
RockPusher: Twitch having a nasty habit at the moment of not even giving me an interface blip on signal
TXC2: RockPusher same
Bruceski: You paid for the whole gathering, but you'll only need the magic! Wait...
BudgetJim:

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TXC2: and I managed to finish W+P in time!
TehAmelie: you paid for the whole seat, i don't know why you paid for a seat, you're a wizard, you can float over the arena
djalternative: this is the mean poem I warned Graham about some time ago
TXC2: you paid for Arena, I've been free to play since the closed Beta, we are not the same
public_key_reveal_party: Glad to see I am not the only person suffering from "magic is on Wednesdays now" confusion train
RockPusher: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #1973: "Little-known fact: Morgan... actually Dr. Dre." —James [2016-02-25]
Creideiki_SE: Oh, right, it was Garbage Day yesterday, in the new, Europe-unfriendly time slot.
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Graham
TehAmelie: good day Graham
TXC2: CHAIR!
bytecaster: Hello Chair!
RockPusher: James looking very supportive
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham, chair, and chat!
djalternative: Hi Chair
Bruceski: Chair's back!
Wiliart:

DAC169:
chair!

public_key_reveal_party: Chair always supports us
TehAmelie: is Chair gonna upstage James?
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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djalternative: what's the MWM?
RockPusher: Also tastefully colour-coordinated
bytecaster: Gotta give EoE some exposure between previews for Avatar and Spidermans.
TXC2: djalternative foundations double pick draft
TXC2: !patreon
lightfut: Could be anything, could even be a boat
Bruceski: Chair is here pretty often, are they still a guest or part of the LRR team?
DAC169:
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! 
bytecaster: Nailed it
TXC2: we'll workshop that
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Seth_Erickson: Heyo
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TXC2: hello James
Gekyouryuu: Graham, did you see Maro teased Spiders-Man as a card name?
bytecaster: Oh no, now chair is gone
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dm818: James jumpscare
Flyingdelorion: Hello James
RockPusher: Steaks‽ Here‽
Ivalenz_: Yo James
TehAmelie: hi James' voice
DAC169:
where did Chair go? 
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Marvoleath:
So, Wheeler vs Wheeler again? 
Wiliart: With the amount wotc is promoting spiderman, it seems a bit desperate.
TXC2: chair is still there chat, don't worry
djalternative: James! What did you do to chair?!?!
Gekyouryuu: Maro said yes
TehAmelie: as we learned in W+P yesterday, sometimes things are behind other things
Bruceski: There's a pick-2 draft right now in MWM!
bytecaster: I'm so curious about the Arena version of the set
TXC2: MWM TODAY is pick 2 draft
RockPusher:
Pick 2, so Peter Parker and another, different Peter Parker 
otakubox0: the current midweek is pick 2 foundation!
djalternative: I think Pick 2 Draft is this week's MWM?
gnomebot1: check the weekly
DAC169: pick-2-draft is the current MWM on Arena
Bruceski: It's... kinda bad. Timer's too short
gnomebot1: it's that this wek
DAC169: phantom, drafting against AI
bytecaster: I should do that
TastyGagh: what kind of bug would be your favorite when you become a frog? @LoadingReadyRun
gnomebot1: I went red green
Bruceski: But it's good they're testing things now
Flyingdelorion: Yes it's fun!
TXC2: DAC169 human drafters
TXC2:
4 drafters, you'll still get a slow poke 
DAC169: huh. guess I was told wrong
kumatsu: there's been bugs with this pick2, so it's good it's free
RockPusher: Phantom Bot Draft
TehAmelie: pick 2 with bots? this is gonna be the fastest draft ever
TXC2: phantom, but HUMAN drafters
dm818: if it's filling seats it shouldn't be bot
bytecaster: The 4th bot is not readying up
Uniclonus: They mislabelled it
Bruceski: Phantom draft, not against bots. They labeled it wrong
Uniclonus: Phantom human, yeah
Flyingdelorion: Phantom but human drafters
Marvoleath: Bots dont feel like playing I guess
bytecaster: That one bot is holding out on us
dm818: bot is bming you
chaos_blast_exe: GHOSTS
sockka: phantom but with phantom cards
bytecaster: Even with 4 people, there is always one
Morrigan9: 3 hours later
TXC2:
remember: HASBRO is a small indy company that can't afford to put money into Arena 
DAC169:
so... it's a Phantom Bot Draft drafting against humans 
Uniclonus: Quick warning, at least yesterday, they hadn't extended the pick timers to account for the 2 picks
Marvoleath: Toot for -8th- 4th
TXC2: also the clock is SUPER fast
RockPusher: TXC2 I mean, without WotC Hasbro would be bankrupt almost instantly
emilevitt: There's a weird bug where you can't pick 2 of the same card in the same pack
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TXC2: RockPusher yeap!
djalternative: that loot is fine in limited but not great
emilevitt:

bytecaster: two elephant, two elephant
Seth_Erickson: Light and Reinforcements seems good to me
Marvoleath:
Ban light + rec sage to hate draft 
TXC2: dragging doesn't work I found
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Uniclonus: Dragging does work if you've selected 2 cards
Marvoleath: Ah, so they found novel ways to make the UI worse
TehAmelie: two Apothecary Stomper would be a big Big Pharma eh
TXC2: I agree James
chaos_blast_exe: Prideful Parent: Let's be vigilant with Papa
Uniclonus: Also, if you try to drag to sideboard, only 1 goes to board. The other goes in the deck
kumatsu: you can't pick 2 of the same card
kumatsu: it's a known bug
TXC2: OH GOOD, it's not just me who gets this
Morrigan9: LOL
tdapenguin:

RockPusher: Well, this is why you run tests
bytecaster: I can see how that would happen in the code.
Morrigan9: njo, you're too powerful
Marvoleath: Who needs QA, QA costs money and needs time
TXC2:
Marvoleath we're the QA 
Tempest_of_Thought: We stomped the arena code
RockPusher: I also hope they are watching the UI friction too
TehAmelie: i guess it's preferable to maybe accidentally picking two of the same by double clicking
Tempest_of_Thought: Flash double strike though
TXC2:
I hope they're making the servers not kick me out half the time and then lag out the other half 
djalternative: twin blade is double strike, not first strike
Tempest_of_Thought: 2 strikes? In this economy?
TXC2:
Tempest_of_Thought yeah, we can't afford the 3rd any more 
RockPusher: gdi Graham
RockPusher: that got me
Wiliart: If you're splashing red, time to the Nelly special?
tryllebanjo: Etaaaaliiii
Bruceski: When a splash turns into a pivot
Uniclonus: Do it!
dm818: I think etali is better probably
Wiliart: Primo dino
Marvoleath: If not Gruul...
tryllebanjo: Beeeg
artdecosunburn: @Wiliart I call a splash of red a "Shirley Temple," after the drink.
TXC2: Ghalta my boy!
DAC169:
equip the axe on the big dino 
Bruceski: I find the unicorn is removal bait so don't rely on it as a game plan, but if it sticks around great.
Juliamon: scooooooooze
Marvoleath: Surprise wolf!
MrPipboy3000: Ghalta is a 2 drop if you're in a stalemate
bytecaster: Pick 2 | Pivot 1
TXC2: ye olde pack 3 pivot
djalternative: Hidesugu's Second Rite is in the sideboard
Bruceski: No, those last picks go VERY quickly and I think they need to tweak that
djalternative: overrun one turn and then overrun again the next turn
Marvoleath: Thrill is not thrilling
e_bloc: yeah I don't want 2 overruns. I want 5 overruns
DAC169: I mean, how likely are they to survive the first Overrun?
ShaneLeeAtk: It's no saddle back
djalternative: wait, we can use overrun to ramp out Ghalta
Pywodwagon: he hired one of my best friends to run sound in his Vegas club and he’s apparently very very cool
TehAmelie: they'll never expect the three stompers
Tempest_of_Thought: I never turn down a good overrun
toturi91: run big stomp
tryllebanjo: Stompy!
chaos_blast_exe: elephants and dinos!
toturi91: big angry hippo
MarkovDescendant: Is this the midweek magic pick 2 draft?
toturi91: red green Stompy madness
e_bloc: *snaps*
Juliamon: yep
djalternative: this is the mean poem I mentioned to Graham some time ago
TXC2: vowels are evil
MarkovDescendant: Nice! I drafted monoblack with it last night. It was fun and gross.
RockPusher: English doing an English
Tempest_of_Thought: Ngl that was pretty good
ShaneLeeAtk: Vowels in English are ridiculous
Tempest_of_Thought: Imo
Marvoleath: Ghothi = fish
djalternative: The poem is ridiculously long and ends with the author giving up on the english language.
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TehAmelie: it's a big conspiracy. really. the great vowel shift in, was it the 1200s?
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ShaneLeeAtk: I recited that poem for a talent show. It was WORK to memorize.
TXC2: VERY kind
e_bloc: I expect that to describe my life as well. unnecessarily long and giving up the english language
Mr_Horrible: me when I daren't
AFamiliarCalledEl: @TehAmelie There were multiple vowel shifts, and "the great" one refers to like 400 years of history or something
Marvoleath: ramp value for dino
TehAmelie: ah
djalternative: overrun can ramp out ghalta if you have enough green
Wiliart: Weren't they the m19 basics?
e_bloc: I think the bundles
Pywodwagon: Ed Sheeran? the Pokémon musician?
MarkovDescendant: Planeswalker decks. Each land represented a planeswalker in that set.
djalternative: those lands were from the core sets where each of those planeswalkers were features back when that was a core set theme
Mattmitchell45: Garruk
Gekyouryuu: Basri
MarkovDescendant: Liliana, Jace, Chandra, Basri Ket, and Garruk
bytecaster: I think the planeswalker decks, even for an intro product were just a little too unexciting.
djalternative: Garruk was the green walker
MrPipboy3000: Basri for white
MarkovDescendant: Throne of Eldraine
realbadatthis_: 6 years?
Mindfire13: M21
lightfut: M21? Garruk and Basri I think
GredGredmansson: he got an art cameo in Aetherdrift maybe
DAC169: including or not including Arena's Alchemy sets?
Bruceski: exactsies
noSmokeFire: garruk went out to buy smokes
e_bloc: I mean technically, Innistrad Remastered
Kentosaurus: exactisies
kumatsu: he's got a flavor appearance in Foundations
Pharmacistjudge: Garruk lost his shirt and was never heard from again
RockPusher:

TehAmelie: i guess they weren't "our" silver bullet
TXC2: Maths: not just for blockers
EmmaPartlow: Throne, but there's a Wildspeaker reprint as a Magic Spotlight Promo.
Marvoleath: There was a shadow that looked like Garruk in muraganda part of aetherdrift
Bruceski: I wonder what they had in hand that they wanted to save the elf despite having that much mana
Mr_Horrible: Apex Predator
MarkovDescendant: Cursed Huntsman
Seth_Erickson: Apex predator
Wiliart: The eldraine one?
e_bloc: relentless flippeed
Pharmacistjudge: apex predator was a house at the prerelease
EmmaPartlow: The M15 one rocked too.
e_bloc: garruk with 4 abilities. it's jace only B/G and much less powerful
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun hey, sorry if this is a repeat question, the first spiderman event is next week? during spoiler season?
Seth_Erickson: Cursed Huntsman is the Eldraine one that makes wolves that die and give loyalty counters right
Mr_Horrible: @EmmaPartlow was that Caller of Beasts? I can't remember
TXC2: like the card has been punched out
e_bloc: 15 apex predator, 14 caller of beasts
chaos_blast_exe: what are those golden symbols on the cards?
EmmaPartlow: @Mr_Horrible Apex Predator? Was seven mana.
bytecaster: It's when the ambience is ocluded
Mr_Horrible: ah, okay
EmmaPartlow: Remember that and Nissa Worldwaker being silly money.
DAC169: might have to restart for changes to apply
djalternative: ambient occlusion is similar to when you shine a flashlight through your skin except not for humans
TehAmelie: multipelves, if you will
TXC2: for a while, and possibly still, Arena didn't work unless you were at medium graphics settings
Diabore: no attack?
noSmokeFire: "that shadow looks like butts" <- erotic dancing night in Plato's Cave
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun hey, sorry if this is a repeat question, the first spiderman event is next week? during spoiler season?
e_bloc: emphasizes the mediumness of arena
Marvoleath:
@noSmokeFire bravo 
Kentosaurus: spoiler season ends?
Diabore: only one week spoilers? weird
e_bloc: trick question, spoiler season never ends
Marvoleath: !ppr
Marvoleath: nope
Athelgar: after an update in the spring, my cooling fans scream like 5 min into a game
bytecaster: We gotta make space for more Avatar spoilers
MarkovDescendant: Well we have been having spoilers for like the past 2 years so....
e_bloc: hasbro just waterbending the convention
TXC2:
I have already said to do it in Slack 
e_bloc: a la FF?
Diabore: are they dead?
Juliamon: I'll get to it later
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and James, hope you're well.
Diabore: were they dead with overrun?
TehAmelie: ah, that's the reason foe the season
TXC2: hello Foxmar320 welcome
Foxmar320: @TXC2 Hi!
Juliamon: my brain isn't quite caffeinated yet
e_bloc: they already filled all 52 weeks of spoiler season
TXC2: Juliamon very fair
djalternative: Well, Marvel I don't think wants it to line up with anything in the comics/media releases. I think the Batman/Deadpool event happens before release
chaos_blast_exe: @djalternative the what event??
Tempest_of_Thought: Spider-man may be the most overall awkwardly timed sets of all time
Diabore: overrun, still killing folks in 2025
djalternative: I'm reading the Spiderman stuff right now and the big things are still a couple months off
TehAmelie: hm i bet Batman and Deadpool will be great friends. Batman never wants to see anyuone die and Deadpool can't die
RockPusher: I am looking forward to just how silly digital Temu-brand Spider-Hero is flavour wise
e_bloc: 2025 is the year of every expansion, everywhere, all at once
bytecaster: Make my giants groooooooow
RockPusher: *seeing
Diabore: 30 trample by my count
djalternative: @chaos_blast_exe the first crossover in decades
bytecaster: Looking forward to airbend spiders-man!
TXC2: djalternative since Batman/ judge Dredd ?
Kentosaurus: yeah it's a thing
Diabore: wut
Athelgar: you know comic sales are great when the 'Amalgam Universe' returns lol
Uniclonus: Marvel and DC are each doing a Batman/Deadpool crossover comic
TehAmelie: good old Giant Growth
Diabore: only taking 16
djalternative: With Ike Pearlmutter finally and truly out of the picture, DC/Marvel crossovers are back on the table and the first one is going to be Batman/Deadpool next month
Diabore: plenty of room to spare
djalternative: They each are putting out an extra large 1 off with many backups
bytecaster: So, what is the ship name, Batpool or Deadman?
e_bloc: as ertai once said, the the fatal flaw in every plan is assuming your opponent did the math
Gekyouryuu: Something I'm curious about: if you play one of the flip spider-folk on their cheap side, and you airbend them, can you cast their expensive flip side for only 2 mana?
Marvoleath: There is Deadpool/Batman and Batman/Deadpool, only one-offs (so far)
djalternative: We're almost certainly getting more but that's more rumors than anything confirmed right now
DrLigmaPhD: Pitch: Batman investiates DP's murder. Wade is fine but pissed someone tried.
DAC169: @bytecaster "Batpool" is Batman's pool, and I think "Deadman" is an alrealy existing character
Diabore: op holding on for dear life
Marvoleath: @DAC169 Deadbat then? Or Manpool (I bet poolman is already taken)
TehAmelie: or Poolman
bytecaster: But big dino though
TehAmelie: ninja'd
DAC169:
Manpool 
Diabore: we couldve won after big dino though
e_bloc: even if he was a sidekick and was Dead Robin, that's been done a milion times
TXC2:
that's not a power 
MrPipboy3000: Deadman is also the Undertaker ...
djalternative: Boston Brand was a circus preformer
Seth_Erickson: We'll all be Deadman one day
TehAmelie: they can get married. imagine Wade Winston Wilson Wayne
Uniclonus: So Batman has the Batcave. Does that mean Man-Bat's lair is the Mancave?
AFamiliarCalledEl: I'm now imagining a spooky-themed bird bath. A bat pool.
e_bloc: yeah that was his talent. he only did it once though
DrLigmaPhD: He's in JL Dark
bytecaster: What a rude axe
Barb4rian: So he's a zombie. I guess that's cool
ultraman324: Yeah, he worked with the Flying Graysons before
djalternative: Deadman can possess people and uses that to be a detective most of the time.
DrLigmaPhD: @Barb4rian Ghost
Diabore: good memory G, circus trapeze artist
GredGredmansson: I first learned about Deadman from Batman Brave and the Bold
Barb4rian: Ah, ghost. That's better
MrPipboy3000: So like a wight?
DrLigmaPhD: He's also violently Bostonian IIRC
Seth_Erickson: Isn't there a Nintendo game about being a ghost and possessing objects to solve crimes?
TehAmelie: and he can possess people sometimes
GredGredmansson: @DrLigmaPhD that's just his name. Boston Brand.
bytecaster: First you shoot kitty, then you eat kitty?!?
e_bloc: knowing comics, he's probably had both powers, just not at the same time
djalternative: People can't see Deadman most of the time but they seem pretty chill with letting him possess someone to hold conversation
TXC2: Seth_Erickson Ghost trick
trebuchetboy: I had 2 comics I remember vividly growing up Worldbreaker Hulk and Blackest Night the Green Lantern comic
Seth_Erickson: That's the one
raulghoulia: in the cartoon he possessed Batman and shot and killed Black Manta to keep BM from killing Wonder Woman
Uniclonus: @raulghoulia Devil Ray. Legally distinct Black Manta
e_bloc: @raulghoulia seems very bostonian
Diabore: also james, i am so excite for pubg customs cts
bytecaster: There is too much comics
TXC2:
if it's not Batman Beyond I don't know about it 
TehAmelie: there's what, 300 or 500 monthly comics from Marvel and DC
Mr_Horrible: or they're just greedy
trebuchetboy: @raulghoulia Is your name a Ra's al Ghul reference or am I tripping?
RockPusher: I'm still amazed B:TAS was a thing they were allowed to make
DrLigmaPhD: Give the goo a wweapon
e_bloc: seems less a splash and more a neopoliton
protojman: most of what I know about dc came from the justice league
RockPusher: how dare this kids cartoon have depth
raulghoulia: @trebuchetboy Raul Julia only pun zombie name
djalternative: This fall, the entire DC universe is about to have a knockdown down drag-out wrestling tournament to create their own Darkseid to fight Darkseid's new universe. It's called DC K.O.
Barb4rian: @Diabore Oh? When is this happy fun time occuring?
Juliamon: B:TAS really is a minor miracle
trebuchetboy: Justice League Unlimited is a goated tv show
Tempest_of_Thought: I have the box set for BTAS, it absolutely holds up as one of the greatest Batman things of all time
trebuchetboy:
@raulghoulia 
Diabore: @Barb4rian the 8th at regular cts time, to give people time to get practice in
TXC2: real Believable though
chaos_blast_exe: justice league dark was a comic about a bunch of mystical themed heroes on a team
matthaus_c: they could always mess up
Barb4rian:
@Diabore Awesome. I left PUBG installed for this possibility 
chaos_blast_exe: wizards and demons etc
djalternative: Nope. It's a whole Wrestling themed event because the entire DC office are also wrestling nerds like you, Graham.
e_bloc: yeah I'm not sure if that's real or not, but it wouldn't even be like a top 100 strange comics storyline
Diabore: im so excited
trebuchetboy: Ive been reading the new Absolute comics and they are pretty dope
lightfut: That sounds like commercial copy
DrLigmaPhD: I've really enjoyed the completely fucked world of Absolute Batman so far. Man is built like a Ford F-150
bytecaster: Some rounds of Battleground Battlegrounds
Diabore: im doing my part by sharing the news
matthaus_c: pubbed g...
Spades_Slicc: Is the second Plains still in the deck?
Diabore: no longer holding on
themercenary1987: What I'm feeling looking at the back half of the MTG year is that I'm excited for the LRR content, and little else. I'm a big Spiderman and Avatar fan, but these next sets feel so soul-less.
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doubleo21: pulled an infinite combo at my lgs chaos draft, not relevant, but wanted to brag.
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matthaus_c: the plains goblin passed by
bytecaster: @themercenary1987 I think it would help if the spoilers weren't just constantly overlapping
Marvoleath: Did you meant PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Battlegrounds?
Diabore: @themercenary1987 yeaaaaah, like i want it to be good, but i also want to play magic, and atm it feels like smash up instead
doubleo21: bloodthirsty conqueror and marauding blight priest
djalternative: Joshua Williamson, Scott Snyder, and Daniel Warren Johnson along with many others in DC are HUGE wrestling nerds.
TXC2: bytecaster same
Foxmar320: wow rude
trebuchetboy: !card marauding blight priest
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
Diabore: yeah
TXC2: ah yes that combo
Diabore: and conqueror is the other way
DrLigmaPhD: It's Exquisite Blood combo
themercenary1987: @bytecaster Maybe? I'm just looking at these cards and just feeling meh in totaliity. But this means i can go to older sets though!
TalpTheScot: i had both of them in my prerelease, but never got them both out at the same time
trebuchetboy: !card bloodthirsty conqueror
LRRbot: Bloodthirsty Conqueror [3BB] | Creature — Vampire Knight [5/5] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.
Diabore: it a sad robo
ThePixelSavage: but the robot specifically requested to be left alone ... dont get it back Graham!
DrLigmaPhD: My robot has depression and that entitles me to an acre of land
TehAmelie: ah, a self-sustaining life drain reaction
TXC2:
one of those combos that feels like it needs to not be able to happen, 'cause it's kinda less fun for the player doing it 
bytecaster: Big dino is back!
themercenary1987: @Diabore I'm just happy i can find older sets in my LGS, but i can look forward to lorwyn!
TalpTheScot: disgusting
bytecaster: What does Etali do? Have a very big mouth
Mr_Horrible: very funny that Sanguine Bond used to be the expensive half of that combo, and now there's like 40 of them
TXC2: !card Etali, primal storm
LRRbot: Etali, Primal Storm [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [6/6] | Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
SolarBlitz1: More worried of Scooze maybe?
RockPusher: mis-plays are universal G
djalternative: as of note chat: you should read some of the Absolute DC line (Darkseid's universe). They're real good
wifi12345678910: Happy Wednesday
ThePixelSavage: @wifi12345678910 my dude
TXC2: ahhhhhhhh
RockPusher:
Happy is out of character for Wednesday 
Mr_Horrible: gnarlid as blocker then equip axe and swing?
DrLigmaPhD: @djalternative Behold, Bat-Brick, Goth-mommy WW, and Skinny Superman
GredGredmansson: @RockPusher someone never saw the original series
ThePixelSavage: @RockPusher she is very happy I would argue ... its just the things that make her happy that are ... problematic ...
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Mr_Horrible: they'd be exactly dead from the double-block, right?
TXC2: I'd say it's a brainbuster
e_bloc: the unfortunate thing about the blood-bond combo is there are only two cards that go one way, and 10
Mr_Horrible: move the pick over, you have 14 power, they have 2 toughness?
TehAmelie: i rememer Batman shooting Darkseid. but of course he had to get better
EvilBadman: Bit of a falcon arrow
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Darkseid's facing wrong way for any type of suplex
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TXC2: EvilBadman fair, Falcon arrow is a deep cut of a move
raulghoulia: is that the god code in doom?
e_bloc: superman already has a wrestling move named after him, why doesn't he just use that as his finisher
chaos_blast_exe: @djalternative Who is/are the artist(s)? I love this style
Athelgar: that was iddqd
djalternative: @chaos_blast_exe That cover is done by none other than Daniel Warren Johnson
djalternative: and yes their style is impeccable
djalternative: DWJ has also done some magic art in the past
RockPusher: That there are still comments about how Fundamentally Magic-y Foundations feels must be very validating to the team that put it together. Delivering on the assignment.
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RockPusher: Uh Oh! Chumpies!
TXC2: uh oh, chumpies
RockPusher: Jordan has a lot to answer for…
TXC2: RockPusher they sure do
Tempest_of_Thought: Burst Lightning kicked would kill the Serra Angel
Tempest_of_Thought: Nothing like a murder off the top rope
matthaus_c: more like basedweek magic
alchemistsavant: With "The Mighty" title, extra flavor
TehAmelie: i hope they're in green
JosephDeath: Very MST3K coded
matthaus_c: leyline of vivi
TXC2: Beef Testosterone of the chunk punchman vibes
chaos_blast_exe: Green Beef
Marvoleath:
isnt beef in US fed estrogen? 
TehAmelie: i want to be able to run a mono leylines deck
matthaus_c: I do not think that is Tura Kennerüd, but it could be?
alchemistsavant: I know arna is their ancestor
phoenixfeather14: Arna Kennerud
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djalternative: chat, would you like another fun official comic cover for something coming out soon?
TXC2: hello Raiders
TehAmelie: hello strangers
djalternative: hi raiders
ThePixelSavage: so they are quite literally from the dominaria Kennerüd's
Spades_Slicc: Elite + Equip or Big Stompies?
Diabore: hey random question, can i get a mythic wildcard off you? ill spot you one back next tuesday
matthaus_c: it's cool that a random bird in the artwork for Kjeldoran Outpost became a whole in-lore faction
TXC2: Arachnid lad to Arena
KaleidoscopeMind: legally distinct spiders mans
MrMontythePogostick: Hullo
TXC2: hello MrMontythePogostick welcome
EmmaPartlow: I am here still yes.
matthaus_c: I had the same impression
sporkraptor: Legally Distinct Man-Spider
djalternative: yes. I understood that as well
matthaus_c: but ig it would be weird for it to be the name for the initiative when it's a spoof on Into/Across The Spiderverse
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EmmaPartlow: A lot of people thought Through the Omenpaths is called Universes Beyond like it's a subbrand of sorts.
JosephDeath: 'Two the Omenpahts'
Justherefortherewards: It's so weird that they called it that
alchemistsavant: I wonder if they're gonna just do "Through the Omenpaths 2" like how they separate the modern horizons
Marvoleath: Id assume that its like Alchemy
AFamiliarCalledEl: How do they do the anthologies on Arena?
EmmaPartlow: "Through the Marvelpaths"
Kentosaurus: two omens two paths
MrMontythePogostick: Universes like two streets down
ukuleleturtle: it should be called "coming through again"
djalternative: dang it. we killed them before etali again
TXC2: AFamiliarCalledEl they just release them as a thing you buy the whole of
AFamiliarCalledEl: Okay, probably not similar to that system? I dunno, I don't really play Magic any more
Uniclonus: Wow, it's less than worthless
alchemistsavant: To be fair, that ship is sick.
ThePixelSavage: it produces borderless tokens!
matthaus_c: maybe you're onto something and it'll be just like Modern Horizons
ThePixelSavage: much wow
JoannaTastic: Through the Omenpaths with Loyd Grossman
Lord_Hosk: The marketing department, the R&D department, and the Arena department may not be talking again
EmmaPartlow: I just wish it was Through the Omenpaths: X from the start etc
TXC2: yeah people have been complaing about those being Alchemy cosmetics
Tempest_of_Thought: Universes Legally Distinct
RockPusher: Through the Omenpaths: Arachnid Hero, Through the Omenpaths: Ferrous Person
djalternative: it's digital. they can still change it and add a subtitle
EmmaPartlow: Previews for SPM and OM1 overlap a bit too. Won't be confusing at all. Nope, lmao.
djalternative: there's no real sunk cost yet
Diabore: @RockPusher Through the Omenpaths: Fantasy Worlds
Justherefortherewards: being strip mined turn 2 in brawl is certainly.. 'fun'
AFamiliarCalledEl: I'm personally far more interested in the Arena set than the paper set. It's such a bizarre concept
TastyGagh: what kind of bug would be your favorite when you become a frog? @LoadingReadyRun
EmmaPartlow: Sept 2-8
EmmaPartlow: Spiderman is Sep 1-5
DAC169:
Graham's a bit too excited to be playing this deck... 
matthaus_c: they're not previews per se, they'll just be a whole gallery drop
ThePixelSavage: that is the second time you asked that question
Tempest_of_Thought: I'm very curious to see what a Human Spider Hero looks like inside the MTG universe
Marvoleath: OM1 releases Sep 8th, there might be no spoilers?
TehAmelie: i'd have to go with dragonfly. food that fights back
TastyGagh: housefly is a good bug
Scrubbodiestobears: dragonfly, next question
djalternative: poison dart frog
Marvoleath: oh, there will be spoilers
raulghoulia: poison dart
MrMontythePogostick: Hate thephrase and i quote 'made full'
TXC2: !clips
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Diabore: @Tempest_of_Thought a good idea i saw (from taptap), team up cards
TastyGagh: you are the frog you believe yourself to be
Gekyouryuu: I'm torn between dragonflies, because they're cool, and wasps, because humans already eat wasps by way of figs
DAC169: "Through the Omenpaths releases on September 23, and we can't wait to share this set with you all. We'll be releasing more information about the set's Mastery Pass when preorders begin on September 2. Additionally, you can view the set in its entirety when the Through the Omenpaths Card Image Gallery goes live on September 8."
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Dromos_GHG: no realsease Sept 23
Tempest_of_Thought: @Diabore I didn't think about that, that is a good idea
Marvoleath: Yea, I meant card gallery, apologies
matthaus_c: we are so confused and we haven't seen a single Omenpaths card yet
djalternative: they're not doing spoilers. just a cump
EmmaPartlow: Mastery Pass goes up on Sept 2
KaleidoscopeMind: spoiler dump day
TXC2: I would have thought they would have them be concurret
EvilBadman: @djalternative urge you to select a different word
tryllebanjo:
@djalternative 
TXC2: like heres the paper and heres the arena version
ThePixelSavage: also maybe they dont HAVE all teh cards yet ... they probably need to do a lot of additional art
EmmaPartlow: I hope we get physical printings of the OM1 some day.
alchemistsavant: I'll just see it when it comes at this point. It's not worth the frustration and confusion on my end lol
djalternative: @EvilBadman it's been the word we've used for years. no sense in changing it now
Justherefortherewards: thats a big strider of grives
Justherefortherewards: groves*
Marvoleath:
I feel like many ppl would care more about the OM1 than spider man versions 
matthaus_c: Gavin would
Diabore: gavin (affectionate)
Kentosaurus: it's gonna feel like that bit from the simpsons with senor spielbergo, the mexican non-union equivalent
TXC2: physical printing of Tsagahn is the only arena card we need
Wiliart: I can imagine people print the through the omenpath cards as proxies, as they don't want spidermans in their paper decks.
raulghoulia: non denominational spidersman
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MrMontythePogostick: how much money did they spend on art for the extra cards
EmmaPartlow: @Wiliart People will pay a lot of money for OM1 cards if printed. Wouldn't be surprise if it happens in a few years.
Gekyouryuu: Alternate option for omenpath spiderman: Tarantulad
TXC2: it's called a grosse
EvilBadman: @Mangledpixel Gross
TehAmelie: you could even say gross
Mangledpixel:

Diabore: do the same thing as the arena only cards in mystery booster 3
matthaus_c: I'm so curious to see what an Ikorian Human Spider Hero looks like
alchemistsavant: calling all spider riders
Lord_Hosk: Secret lair Omen path 2028
djalternative: can I get a Pro-causal vestige instead?
Gekyouryuu: @alchemistsavant I recall that anime
Wiliart: @EmmaPartlow yeah
matthaus_c: Through The Aftermaths
Marvoleath: Universes-Within masters seem more likely?
TXC2: ^
Marvoleath: they do like putting reprints in boosters
RockPusher: Do they still have the obligation for being able to trade-in MtGO sets to physical?
Gekyouryuu: Now that I've made the stupid name, unless they have a better one, I think I'm just gonna call them Tarantulad cards
TehAmelie: just randomly picturing the art director for the Spider-Man set who must at some point have enjoyed going "I want pictures of Spider-Man"
Diabore: how dare our op kill us
EmmaPartlow: Could do an in-Magic Remastered set eventually.
Marvoleath: @RockPusher for current standard releases, might be some kind of * for the omenpaths sets though
TXC2: right chat I'm off
EmmaPartlow: It's the other Marvel sets apparently. Blake said in the original announcement.
matthaus_c: likely a very significant delay in production too
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and James
raulghoulia: would love to see universes within 40k or dr who or fallout
the_fanerdic: get ready for some slop
EmmaPartlow: Yeah it's an umbrella term for sure, just Marvel was the one that caused it
Tovya: hopefully it gives artists more work!
MrMontythePogostick: Hopefully they paid artists and it is not AI
RockPusher: I mean, if this was accidental or not, it does open the door to more flexibility in licensing arrangements
Uniclonus: I hope for this Omenpath thing, they go pre-modern art style. I want art that looks like it could be from Fallen Empire or Mirage
RatherLargeToad: I was mildly amused by the sheer number of people who read the preview of the J. Johna Jamasen card and asked what Suspect does as if it was a new mechanic
alchemistsavant: Broodguard Elite my beloved.
Shankx88: greetings from germany
Diabore: some real quality slop
Barb4rian: "Definitely will not" sounds like a strong statement in today's environment
matthaus_c: artisanal slop made by human beings on a time crunch
raulghoulia: artisanal slop
sporkraptor: artisinal small-batch slop
Mr_Horrible: it does feel very odd to be in a situation where you're "oh boy, we got the rights to Spiderman, now we don't have to do obvious knockoff Spiderman" and then still have to do knockoff Spiderman
RockPusher: (not that they should, but they now have a mechanism for it)
Mr_Horrible: fits like a glove
sporkraptor: new mechanic: Slop
RatherLargeToad: It was understandable, yet amusing
Lord_Hosk: OK... I Guess I can reveal it now, as my NDA has expired today, just one more legal snafuu... Im the exclusive artist for the Omen Path set. Its not AI slop, its MS-Paint Masterworks
Uniclonus: I hope we get a monoblack evil Spider-man card named Spider-Man, Threat or Menace
Mr_Horrible: I'd buy it in a heartbeat, Hosk
tryllebanjo:
@Lord_Hosk 
sporkraptor: @Lord_Hosk I roll to disbelieve
Mangledpixel: John Jonah Jameson is a Jojo. Nothing will deter me from believing this.
matthaus_c: it's true I was the AD
RockPusher: Lord_Hosk demand for physical printings skyrockets
johnnylongtorso: J. Jonah Jameson Jr. Shabadoo
TehAmelie: his first name is Jay, i believe. but i'm sure that's close enough for JoJo
the_fanerdic: @johnnylongtorso : The Electric Boogaloo
sporkraptor: damn, now I want a set made with blockprinting. just the pictures would be awesome, but pictures *and* text would be *insane*
Lord_Hosk: Im Gen X
EvilBadman: So 10?
matthaus_c: every card has Hosk's age in the credit
RatherLargeToad: I’m still hoping the Arena version of the set is set on the plane from Unstable. It would explain all of the villains and mixed up creature types
raulghoulia: geriactric millenials
theevermist: so that is like 70 or 80 right?
MrMontythePogostick: The entire set is just macaroni art
Lord_Hosk: You are within 10 years over or under
Foxmar320: lol
sporkraptor: I'm genX and I'm way older than that
chaos_blast_exe: my parents are gen x and in their early 50’s so
sporkraptor: well not *way* over, but
Marvoleath:
@matthaus_c not to be confused with the collector's ID though 
EvilBadman: Hosk can't be old, the hosklings are still babbies...right? RIGHT?
bubba0077: I'm a Xennial and about to turn 46, so can't be much over
djalternative: all 3 are babies just like in Boss Baby, right?
matthaus_c: for instance if you remember Penelope being labelled as a Prop Baby, this is your reminder to take your metamucil and ibuprofen
sporkraptor: ForeverBaby
Lord_Hosk: When we came to visit 3 years ago, and Graham was like "OH My god, the Hosklings are so old... I guess I shouldn't be surprised since my child is in school now... but im still shocked"
Foxmar320: Im older than Graham but still a millennial
Flyingdelorion: I am 46 and it's funny how I relate more to people slightly younger than I am as opposed to people who are a few years older....
42MiLLyWays: ah ha!
Mr_Horrible:
my back is *fine*, matthaus 
TheWooglie: @matthaus_c I remember her beating Paul at a video game
42MiLLyWays: dang it, i do need some advil
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sporkraptor: what is the context for "floatie"?
Bruceski: One of my friends' kids who I still think of as "the baby" is starting college this week
Barb4rian:

ThePixelSavage: also reapply often
Mr_Horrible: get that 3-digit SPF
Foxmar320: oh no the spray stuff is crap
Lord_Hosk: SPF 500
Juliamon: sun lotion is gross but effective
Mr_Horrible: river float, yeah
DAC169: which Ben?
chaos_blast_exe: I need ibuprofen and I’m 24…
martypunker: As a Floridian, you should use the good stuff even if you think you don't burn easily.
Foxmar320: Lazy river, yeah there is one near my with ice cold spring water.
sporkraptor: ooo, that sounds super fun!
Foxmar320: It's great in the summer
EvilBadman: @DAC169 gineering
djalternative: spray sunscreen does work but you've still got to rub it in despite what the instructions might have you believe.
petey_vonwho: I just don't go out in the sun. Can't get sunburnt if I never see the sun
Mangledpixel: m o u t h
WiJohn: Mouf
UnknownFriday: I'm just curious, is there a shuttle or something to bring you back to the top where I'm assuming you parked?
bubba0077: It's like sitting in a tube in your pool, except it moves slightly
Lord_Hosk: And in the whole tubing outing, not a single person had to pee
MrSarkhan: That sounds awesome though
Foxmar320: @Lord_Hosk Nope not a single person
Mr_Horrible: @UnknownFriday usually the opposite - shuttle takes you to the launch point, and then the landing is back by parking
ContingentCat: yikes, good day to be on a river
chaos_blast_exe: @Lord_Hosk just go in the water
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it takes a *lot* out of you to be in the sun and finagling floats all day
ContingentCat:
gremlin life
tsp397: They have warp
Foxmar320: The river near me is always so crowded they end up closing it by 10am
cutaos: i love the post float odin sleep
Mr_Horrible: the one time I did it, we all invaded a local Italian place after, ate a ton of food, then all went to our homes and passed out
chaos_blast_exe: @Mr_Horrible the sacking of rome
matthaus_c: opponent is a known coward
matthaus_c: welp, not now
Mr_Horrible: @chaos_blast_exe I love my friends, but we're not as cool as the Gauls
Mr_Horrible: Goths?
Mr_Horrible: I don't recall
TehAmelie: the time i did it, my cousin who instigated the whole thing later said he was pretty much unconscious for the whole 4 hour ride. just needed a break from work it turned out
Flyingdelorion: Unrelatend but because Cori played it and I am now playing it: Why does Ikenfell has such a good soundtrack?
Robot_Bones: Speaking of the Fear MGS 3 Triangle is out
Robot_Bones: Any interest G?
Foxmar320: Remember this is Florida, in summer
Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible visigoths iirc
DAC169: the problem with MWM drafts/sealeds is that you can't toss your cards for new ones after a few matches
Mr_Horrible: @Robot_Bones as ehhhhh as I am about a fully Kojima-less remake, from what I watched yesterday it does seem quite faithful, and pretty good so far
tsp397: I don't understand why they called it Delta if it's the third one
Foxmar320: MGS 3 is outstanding
Mr_Horrible: 3 is frequently cited as The Best One
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath although Gauls did it first apparently
matthaus_c: 3 is the one with the ladder
Foxmar320: MGS Survive
EvilBadman: @Flyingdelorion Cause aivi & surasshu rule
Mr_Horrible: Phantom Pain is over a decade old
e_bloc: I like it more when it's called triangle
raulghoulia: survive
Amentur: Survive?
djalternative: Survive
The_Color_Twelve: the zombie one?
Mangledpixel: with the Normal Fence
matthaus_c:
Revengeance came out last year, right? 
the_fanerdic: mgs3 is different from mgs3: snake eater?
Foxmar320: You unlocked normal fence
Juliamon: Survive was *dire*
The_Color_Twelve: zombie with a fence and a stick
Mangledpixel: Normal Fence is still one of my favourite LRR highlights
djalternative: it is the one where they eat snakes for lunch
Mr_Horrible: MGS3: Snake Eater was the OG, MGS3: Subsistence was the kinda "Definitive Edition" with extras
Mr_Horrible: and now MGS Delta
Artificer_Evan: hello friends
Foxmar320: Charged $10 per extra character slot in that game
TehAmelie: so should we call it MGS▲?
Mr_Horrible: I'm not remember the unicode for that TehAmelie
Mr_Horrible: *remembering, even
TehAmelie: alt-30
Flyingdelorion: @EvilBadman Yes, I am very sad I only became aware of them the other day. Their other music is also very much in my lane!
Mr_Horrible: well now you've made me a liar
Foxmar320: All the original voice acting as well. Didn't re-record anything
e_bloc: you eat snakes for breakfast? what's the basis
EvilBadman: They added a filter of sorts to emulate the ps2 feels
chaos_blast_exe: At least MGS🔼 isn’t a pachinko slot machine
ThePixelSavage: @e_bloc you eat them all day long. like breakfast lunch all of it ... snakes
djalternative: yeah. it's not a slot machine
Robot_Bones: But now the Croc hat doesn't come off during cut scenes
djalternative: this time
Mr_Horrible: there's been a lot of hay made about the cemetery scene at the end not having the fog and somber lighting, but iirc Kojima himself has also been like "eh whatevs" about that
ThePixelSavage: 80€
Mr_Horrible: it is full price
tsp397: £70
Mr_Horrible: fuller price, even
Foxmar320: Full price
e_bloc: unbelievable
Mr_Horrible: *that's* the biggest sticking point for me
matthaus_c: anakin meme "it's not full price, right?"
EvilBadman: It is a Konami game in 2025 of course it is
raulghoulia: fisher price
Foxmar320: $79.99 for the delux
e_bloc: nice pricing there
Mr_Horrible: when the original is still pretty readily available
djalternative: how much does the original go for?
e_bloc: asked themselves if they should price it reasonably or go for the memes
MrSarkhan: WOW
Robot_Bones: *wheez
vinewood_og: Off is the direction they can f***
Barb4rian: Doesn't seem worth it for a 20? year old game that looks better
Mr_Horrible: Survey Mechanpaw
e_bloc: dear mr. konami. please send codes
Foxmar320: See there is a reason I buy like two games a year. To expensive
Spades_Slicc: Survey Me-Chan*
djalternative: only way to stop a wheft stalker wis with a wheft walker
EvilBadman: @Barb4rian Like if you're buying the game without playing the original, it's still (pun) solid
TehAmelie: do console games still get budget rereleases? guess not when you can make premium upscale remakes
RatherLargeToad: My pack 1 for the pick 2 draft had a Bloodthirsty Conquerer and Marauding Blight-priest. I believe I will pick those two
e_bloc: have you tried a restraining order
sporkraptor: "to the dome, you say"
Mr_Horrible: and how's his wife? ...to the dome, you say
geail: I just buy games that came out last year. Why not pay half as much for a game that has received its performance patches.
Foxmar320: Yeah I have to wait for sales
Mr_Horrible: first strike + menace is a hell of a thing
Barb4rian: @EvilBadman Sure. And I don't mean to yuck anyone's yum. Just, so expensive for an old title =/
dm818: Just got back, how did the pick 2 draft go?
e_bloc: I've only purchased one new game this year, and I've played it for 1600 hours
Barb4rian: @e_bloc Value!
Kentosaurus: I once had an opponent concede at the exact moment I clicked the airlock. Never felt more powerful in my life
matthaus_c: I've done some pick 2s of FIN with friends, it's been ridiculous
dm818: @e_bloc what game?
Mr_Horrible: kinda selfish there, G
e_bloc: Civ 7
Tovya: Claire Obscure was well worth it this year. also not a 69.99 game
dm818: makes sense
happyrailgun: I love Expedition 33 but 1600 hours seems too much
matthaus_c:
I purchased FFIX earlier this year, and I am Not getting to Excalibur II in time 
e_bloc: probably could have waited a week since everyone hates it
Foxmar320: I picked up both Repo and Peak and have been getting a lot of hours out of both
oak0:
definitely worth but trying to equate dollar spent to entertainment hours received kind of a shitty metric to chase 
Mr_Horrible:
Graham targeting himself with Survey Mechan: "I earned this" 
RockPusher: Between Blue Prince and Balatro my $ per hour recently has been very good
Mr_Horrible: all these demos I've been checking out are technically infinite value
Mr_Horrible: even if I only play them for 20 minutes
matthaus_c: that's the uh-est of ohs
Mr_Horrible: correct assessment
Flyingdelorion: Since I was out of videogames about 10 years I am sill catching up and I think I have never paid more than 30 euros for any game (new and or used) and still haven't played all of them...
Spades_Slicc: Draw removal?
Uniclonus: That is indeed what is about to happen
Mr_Horrible: it does not
kumatsu: layers indeed
Foxmar320: The Sonic Crossworlds network test is out for preload and with a mod you can play one of the GPs as much as you want offline
Mr_Horrible: any +/- are applied after strict setting
e_bloc: I think you can pump it before blockers, but yes
Desruprot: yay Arena stuff
e_bloc: that's an interesting card design
Mr_Horrible: me having to learn about this when Chameleon Colossus and Snakeform were in the same standard
Flyingdelorion: brutal...
couchboyj: Deader than disco
TheWooglie: GG Op on finding the line
djalternative: yeah. it's "base power and toughness 1/1" and not the normal shrink
alchemistsavant: Blowing up Strip Mine with my mind
Diabore: can you do another pick 2? it was MWM
e_bloc: yeah changing base power is definitely a plus
djalternative: I'm not sure if you're allowed to resign from MWM
Flyingdelorion: Can you do more than 1 MWM?
MarkovDescendant: Sparky celebrating
Foxmar320: It wiggles at you
Mr_Horrible: it's sparky, yeah
e_bloc: it emotes
RadioHupfen: it's permission to doot
RockPusher: Party Sparky… Parky
Desruprot: it is a happy Sparky
TehAmelie:

e_bloc: what percentage of MTGA players do you think know who sparky is? if I didn't watch this stream I wouldn't
Desruprot: Val is a combo brawl commander
Uniclonus: But did you get the card you won the style for earlier?
Justherefortherewards: Val goes infinite VERY easily. It's annoying as hell.
matthaus_c: oooh this is some real Conflux gaming
djalternative: Cantor is also the name of a song leader so that does in fact work gramatically
Desruprot: random land in library
Mr_Horrible: very funny
kumatsu: it's most of the slivers on Arena
johnnylongtorso: Top 24 Sliver Greatest Hits
Justherefortherewards: yeah you can now go ALL IN on slivers
e_bloc: ngl I hate alchemy
ThePixelSavage: @e_bloc same
Voidhawk42: Amy made a Weftwinder Brawl deck recently
Juliamon: Booonescythe
matthaus_c: if you have to get a card, why not get the card that is 25 cards
Mr_Horrible: does it have Honorary Bear, Sentinel Sliver?
TehAmelie: i'm still a fan of people in the world thinking Slivers are horror movie monsters, but with this many Slivers in play i'm not sure how it works
Desruprot: so EoE it is
Diabore: you can swap accounts yeah
DAC169: of course you can't. it's MWM
Kentosaurus: now we're thinking with portals
matthaus_c:
damn, not showing login info 
Desruprot: what was their prize for the MWM?
e_bloc: my least favorite experience in Arena is playing a format, not knowing alchemy is legal, and having to deal with those random cards
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie presumably it's a "no survivors, no logs" kind of situation
djalternative: greedy streamer keeping their login and credit card info to themselves
djalternative: give it to the people, comrade
Marvoleath: @Desruprot some alchemy cosmetic
Desruprot: @Marvoleath bummer because I also got one
djalternative: oh hey. Bonus kirby. that's neat
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Marvoleath: oh, Militsioner on send codes, coo
Marvoleath: +l
Invitare: thank you mystery voice
Desruprot:

couchboyj: Spider blood, spider blood, radioactive spider blood
Wiliart: Yeah, more of a happening to us..
ThePixelSavage: I wish it wouldnt happen to me
DAC169:
"We're back!" *is alone* 
alchemistsavant: Is the Spider in the room with us tonight?
raulghoulia: a dinosaur story?
ThePixelSavage: look under your seat Graham
Diabore: it will be next week
TehAmelie: statistically, yes
Desruprot: JJJ thinks Spiderman is a menace
Foxmar320: Are you the spidersman?
e_bloc: the best thing spiderman could do is print 'how do i shot web" as flavor text
matthaus_c: jump in the queue and be the last person to click confirm, at ~3s left
djalternative: Is the spiderman in the room Peter or Miles
Wiliart: Spiders actually confirm to our rhythm, it'll come out at night.
Desruprot: there are 5 peters
dm818: There are also like 3 miles I think
Lord_Hosk: We are all 'piderman
djalternative: Yup. That's the comics and movies, too. Too many Peters Parker
Spades_Slicc: Is there Peter Parker (the car)?
Athelgar: And none are Ben Riley lol
e_bloc: how many spider-people have there been
Diabore: iirc they hide when people are around
Marvoleath: There is also Peter Porker
TehAmelie: i can name like 5 people who have been Spider-Man
Mangledpixel: is there a Spiders-Man, though?
Mattmitchell45: Excited for the best Arena Faux Spider-Mans
matthaus_c: I really like the cards that have their govvies as epithets
Humanoid_typhoon_: we are nocturnal
Foxmar320: Sleep with one eye open
Kentosaurus: you must walk without rhythm?
ThePixelSavage: they are saying that spiders have a detailed schedule of your day Graham
Spades_Slicc: Your house spiders watch you and learn your habits
raulghoulia: walk without rythym and you won't attract ther spider
wench_tacular: so do I, but I'm not a spider
sporkraptor: the spider man is having me for dinner tonight
matthaus_c: we are near
dm818: Did you see that spiders-man is confirmed?
Diabore: they learn our patterns and try to respect them
theevermist: can they share it with me
e_bloc: they wait until you sleep and then 1.7 of them crawl into your mouth and are consumed
johnnylongtorso: @Foxmar320 GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT
Dog_of_Myth: All those eyes are watching you...
djalternative: wait. Spiders-Man is confirmed?!?!
Marvoleath: !schedule
Mr_Horrible:
hot spiders in your area are looking for YOU 
alchemistsavant: @Wiliart I mean, I kinda see that actually! Spiders will put up webs outside our front door at night and my husband will walk through them every morning for a while, lol.
Akaiatana: Your itinerary is on the web.
wench_tacular: my pattern is being inside. They could respect that by staying outside
Diabore: @djalternative ye, in maros teaser
dm818: @djalternative yeah was one of the card names maro spoiled
Desruprot: ooh Axe
alchemistsavant: I love the old man wizard!!
TehAmelie: i once caught two spiders in the exact same spot on my floor on consecutive days. maybe they have schedules too
matthaus_c: the spiders have 3 items on my schedule: university, lunchtime crashout, video games
Uniclonus: But first pick axe
Diabore: second card g, not second spell
Wiliart: @alchemistsavant Have had that happen to me too...
Mr_Horrible: axe feels a lil clunk, to me
Mr_Horrible: I like mystic + whatever
Mr_Horrible: izzet cantrips probably viable
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Marvoleath: Mike and shark?
djalternative: I think you can pretty aggressively take card draw in pick 2
johnnylongtorso: is it real, or izzet nonsense?
MarkovDescendant: Double Apprentice drafting
e_bloc: is sealed just 'pick 14'
DAC169: Stix Lookout lets you draw?
alchemistsavant: Bigfin Bouncer is so mean too, Wheeler was bullying people with it in the pick 2 draft they did iirc.
Mr_Horrible: strix seems like it can get some stuff going
Diabore: strix draws a card, we want to be doing that
Desruprot:

Dog_of_Myth: Good choice in land there
ThePixelSavage: pivot!
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matthaus_c: you need to pivot so fast in pick 2
Diabore: i was shocked when i loaded this up yesterday and it wasnt a bot draft
keyforgealchemist: "Just Arena Stuff" new name for LRRMTG content show?
Mr_Horrible: me scoooozy
Diabore: kitty!
Dog_of_Myth:

RayFK: I sent you nice photos
RockPusher:

RayFK: This is horseshit
RayFK: God that would be awful
Mr_Horrible: "They were lovely photos, but why were they of my front door?"
Desruprot: oh the winning on its own Hydra
RayFK: You're pack 2, just go green white
RayFK: What could go wrong
Mr_Horrible: The Hydra That Teaches You About Exponents
Diabore: ooh trick
Diabore: we doin it
ForOhForError: red appears to be open lol
e_bloc: giant growth may be the most medium card of all time. not great and not bad
matthaus_c: lane: found
TehAmelie: i'll have to say Giant Growth is my favorite of the old 3 for 1:s. cause of the potential of multiplication
ThePixelSavage: @e_bloc 3.6
Desruprot: well
djalternative: I feel like you might be the only one in blue
Kentosaurus: nice
DAC169:

Mr_Horrible: giant growth is pretty cracked for just G
ForOhForError: oooh
Mr_Horrible: oh my
matthaus_c: holy shit maximum rewarded
raulghoulia: koma chameleon
Diabore: wait it crashes?
e_bloc: never punished
RedJackz:
never punished 
Desruprot: overrun wins games and preprereleases
Marvoleath: @Diabore "network error" if you pick the same card twice
Justherefortherewards: It's annoying to me that the last 2 picks are automatic, but it goes so fast I can't even see which ones they were, so I have to fish them out for my sideboard
couchboyj: It's pick two, not pick the same one twice ><
e_bloc: that is only slightly worse than Koma
matthaus_c: good to catch that bug during a no stakes event
Uniclonus: Krenko that late?
TehAmelie: let's go Timmy!
Diabore: and a kernko
johnnylongtorso: 5 color go!
djalternative: you're in green. you could do 5c
Justherefortherewards: Also, apparently it is definitely NOT a bot draft, actually
matthaus_c: oooooh
e_bloc: Krenko good, Krenkoma better
matthaus_c: fancy
e_bloc: good for them
Mr_Horrible: another icewind as last pick, not bad
Desruprot: Vault Progress with a Phantom Draft?
Diabore: yeah that tripped me up when i did it yesterday
djalternative: wait. how did you get vault progress with a phantom draft?
Justherefortherewards: @Desruprot magic
cjtree: idk if you have the fixing for anthem
Desruprot: @Justherefortherewards the gathering
e_bloc: bank error in our favor
Mr_Horrible: the elemental also loots
RayFK: Splash it
Mangledpixel: just another day for you and me in paradise?
ThePixelSavage: dont need overrun with a koma
Mr_Horrible: enjoy cutting spiders while you can, James
Mr_Horrible: they're making that illegal for the month of September
ThePixelSavage: beat up back
ThePixelSavage: the way to go
tyrew0rm: how many triggers can we realistically get for the cutthroats?
matthaus_c: the overrun is for when we don't draw koma
RayFK: Skullclamp
e_bloc: wait so not only does it error out, but it also doesn't let you add two to your deck?
Mr_Horrible: sick as hell
e_bloc: solemn robot, tezzert
raulghoulia: pretty sure that's Grey Fox
toady0s: one is phyrexian metamorph
DAC169: the face on the one reminds me of Ultron
Spacecarl: phyrexian metamorph i think?
matthaus_c:
secret lair sleeves were so cool. got a lot of those to give as rewards for small tournaments with friends 
Justherefortherewards: eeeeevil rock
Foxmar320: Why rock so angry
Desruprot: Evil Dwayne
Foxmar320: Is only game
kumatsu: Dwayne rides eternal
Mangledpixel: Mirror Universe rock
TehAmelie: maybe one is the original solemn and the other the simulacrum
Justherefortherewards: that spider looks great, would be great to pick 2 of those!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @LoadingReadyRun James and Graham. James, how is the back?
Mr_Horrible: they pogging so hard at that orb
tyrew0rm: is rec sage worth it?
e_bloc: honestly with both that and the Ito secret lair, the only thing bad about it is not remembering which card is which
RayFK: Graham...
emilevitt:
they where roommates! 
Mr_Horrible: and we'll discuss the other 2 when you're older
e_bloc: gotta get it craciked
Mr_Horrible: honestly an incredibly James move
djalternative: you can't say the rest of that on this stream for children, graham
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Graham said it faster than I could type it...
Juliamon: You don't need to do anything to wreck your back. Spines just do that.
NotCainNorAbel: too much of a lover
bujabin: james' weakness? he loves too much
Mr_Horrible: pretend the other person is a toothpaste tube
raulghoulia: Haddways' What is Love came on and I abruptly tried the SNL Night at the Roxbury neck bop and pulled my neck
TehAmelie: even "not doing anything" can hurt your back. it's better for them to move around
Desruprot: two fearies, luckily we dont have another for it would be 3feri
Gekyouryuu: G, you just reminded me of a commander deck name i have: My Nekusar, My Backusar, M- *shot*
Justherefortherewards: frample!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "and that's why they called him graham 'two faeries' stark..."
RayFK: Couple turns and need a forest
cutaos: i have popped peoples backs both in good and bad ways before, so i try to soften my hugs anymore
Mr_Horrible: is felling blow a fight or a punch?
johnnylongtorso: that's fair...y
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Mr_Horrible: I've never learned what the zeitgeist settled on for 1-sided fight
e_bloc: a punch with a foreign object
RayFK: Over run?
Mr_Horrible: damn you fine?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
iPoding: tail so fine?
Mr_Horrible: exactly dead
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I wish I caould tyoe faster.
RayFK: 9+5=14
Mr_Horrible: if nothing else happens
Desruprot: 10+4 also works
Mr_Horrible: Overrun, folks
Mr_Horrible: *jazz hands*
johnnylongtorso: starting to think this Overrun card might be good
matthaus_c: overrun by two old men and a twink
Desruprot: Magic..........The Gathering
WhirlwindAbyss: Overrun just wins
RayFK: I sure do remember the FDN Sealed League of Desert Bus largely being "Who got Overrun"
Mr_Horrible: an uncommon that will never not ranch people in limited
LordShadner: math is SOMETIMES for attackers.
EvilBadman: @RayFK True
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LurkerSpine:
100 Overrun and underrated
Desruprot: speaking of Overrun
Mr_Horrible: I mean they were doing variants of it at rare for a *little* bit there
e_bloc: no excuses, cards' been around for over 25 years
Mr_Horrible: like Predatory Urge or whatever it was
Mr_Horrible: full-art landbase to deal psychic damage
Wiliart: In arena, that takes time. Props to them
matthaus_c: opponent is playing mind games
patbaer: I wrote 64 instead of 65 on my resub message. What a fool I am.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ouch
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: as a conniseur of unhinged landbasess, that one is pretty good
MarkovDescendant: That's Unhinged, not Unglued.
MarkovDescendant: Unglued was the cracked egg
Mr_Horrible:
@patbaer I mean there's a good reason 64 doesn't feel long enough in that case 
e_bloc: !card mind games
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Desruprot:

Mr_Horrible: huh, surprising, they must not have more life gain in hand
Desruprot: they keep moving
Justherefortherewards: teleporting streamers
QuaziK_: the streamer shimmy
Mr_Horrible: thunk twuce
johnnylongtorso: now I am over here! now I am back over here!
Mr_Horrible: Paul, help
EvilBadman: Needs a grid overlay in preview for lineups
Mr_Horrible: trample deathtouch on the spider, whoof
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:

Uniclonus: For the fake Spider-man set, you should have the face cam positioned upside-down in the one of the top corners
Athelgar: ctrl+z does work in OBS
emilevitt: wonder how el generico is doing, we havent seen the guy in a long time
emilevitt:
hope he's doing well! 
Justherefortherewards: well
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: welp
Mr_Horrible: well they can't attack with it, at least
TehAmelie: welp
Mr_Horrible: punch with deathtouch, eventually
WhirlwindAbyss: Make then deck
emilevitt: we simply just steal the angel
Mattmitchell45: Do we have a clone?
DAC169: do you have a fight or bite spell?
djalternative: if you still have your punch you can use that with the spider
emilevitt:

Mr_Horrible: shark dude
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, new head canon: bite is when the creature does the damage, punch is when the other card does it.
Mattmitchell45: Just watched the Tolarian Commander ep with Spice and Rhystic with overlapping Can't Win triggers ^_^
Mr_Horrible: gameplay!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun , chat, thoughts? ^
QuaziK_: masterful deck stacking, made it look legit
Mr_Horrible: we love Abyssal Persecutor in this house
e_bloc: they should make that into an emblem. you know, for fun
djalternative: "Can't always wins"
Akaiatana: Punch vs bite is just mouthfeel.
MrSarkhan: They're still mine!
Mangledpixel:
I personally am a fan of not keeping things straight 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love the super quick card draw animation when you are holding a card in arena
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mangledpixel ayyy!
ThePixelSavage: Adam Paquette once a gain did a stellar job with the lands in EoE
johnnylongtorso: John Avon is the GOAT of Forest art
e_bloc: the shock lands in space are low-key amazing
Mattmitchell45: Still rocking my Ukiyo-E Lands
raulghoulia: cool
e_bloc: the unfinity ones, I mean
djalternative: John Avon is the John Avon of John Avons
Desruprot: I build a deck based around transforming, so I used the two sided Jurassic Park lands in it
ukuleleturtle: @johnnylongtorso I thought goats lived in the mountains
ThePixelSavage: @ukuleleturtle common misconception
couchboyj: The art direction in EoE was stellar
ThePixelSavage: @ukuleleturtle they are aquatic
Wiliart: Does such a bounce fight happen in a bounce castle?
matthaus_c: @couchboyj booooooo
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lmao
Mr_Horrible: alivetouch
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @couchboyj well played
couchboyj:
Pun not intended but happily accepted before sending 
Mr_Horrible: I *HATE* Goblin Surprise for dinner
RayFK: Wants the raid
johnnylongtorso: here's a Goblin Surprise we prepared earlier
TehAmelie: are they throwing the game on a bet?
idontgetmyrealname: hey hey what we playing? styandard?
Diabore: they can attack and gorehorn the bigfin
e_bloc: they certainly are
Desruprot: oh
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
Diabore: OR THAT
RayFK: Lots of things
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @idontgetmyrealname pick two foundations draft.
Diabore: eh, we can felling blow it
e_bloc: gg
Mr_Horrible: and it's got lifelink too!
Desruprot: its a problem
CaptainSpam: Well.
djalternative: can you bounce it and race?
Mr_Horrible: just kill it with the spider and punch
thedepthandbreadthofseth: bite it.
matthaus_c: seven life schmeven life
EvilBadman: fell blow it
Mr_Horrible: worth the 7 life, imo
Diabore: sorry op
e_bloc: someone wanted to be cute
Mr_Horrible: Fleshgorger never left us
matthaus_c: slightly disappointed Sire doesn't get the funny text layout on Arena
Mr_Horrible: it's 7 lines, yeah
RayFK: "that sucked" has the perfect answer, in hand.
e_bloc: justify center
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible bite* (or whatever. I have a head canon, not an actual cannon)
e_bloc: only the promos though
Mr_Horrible: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I don't even know why I default to punch, tbh. I was around when Rabid Bite was printed
ThePixelSavage: in before second sire
RayFK: Run away time
RockPusher:

Mr_Horrible: "Come fight for me" "Actually I'm going to elope"
matthaus_c: the life of piracy is not for me, I'm eloping with the wind
TehAmelie: how does it feel to have all these answers?
Mangledpixel: wa, and perhaps also hoo
ukuleleturtle: morbing it
Desruprot: get slam that space jam
cjtree: wait did you have enough mana to buff them both to lethal
Desruprot: huzzah
Desruprot: ORB
DAC169: O R B
TehAmelie: mom said it's my turn to get dailies!
Invitare: AND more??
matthaus_c: the children yearn for alchemy spacecraft
ukuleleturtle: the fact that you can get styles for cards you don't have is some silly nonsense
Justherefortherewards: Midweek magic is a great source of occasional free drafts! And then a whole bunch of constructed events I ignore
djalternative: Celestial Colon-aid
QuaziK_: This card is powered by AI! It continually keeps adding more text to itself
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Justherefortherewards i like playing momir
matthaus_c: a new crop of people getting to Experience Colonnade is very cool
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Egg!
bubba0077: 🥚🥚🥚
Diabore: egg egg egg
TehAmelie: it's like spring in late August
MrPipboy3000: Killing someone with Hidetsugu's second rite is the best after they play The Endstone
Diabore: the edging will continue until morale improves
Diabore: highlander playable
djalternative: 7 mana but with a 3 mana rebate
Desruprot: that Chandra is strong
matthaus_c: Chandra is pretty damn strong
theevermist: goes well with golem
e_bloc: love this strategy
EvilBadman: +1 golem :getin:
Justherefortherewards: our curve is looking fantastic
nishwastaken:
chandra, meteor golem shaper 
matthaus_c: all the red cards are still here, good sign
ukuleleturtle: gruulves
djalternative: 2nd rite tho...
Wiliart: Now, just need some more elves.
e_bloc: hear me out. meat-eater golem
theevermist: burnished hart
Desruprot: oh a way to ramp to 7
theevermist: so much ramp
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Justherefortherewards: Matter-eater golem?
ukuleleturtle: we drafting commander over here?
Justherefortherewards: This is the greatest curve I've ever seen
johnnylongtorso: Meatier Golem
tyrew0rm: this was such a good limited set, im glad they brought it back for this
e_bloc: something something pumps with food
DAC169:
wait,
isn't forcing mono-red?
djalternative: I mean, 1 sure strike isn't horrible
Kentosaurus: sire time
Justherefortherewards: yes, but you can never sideboard two things at once
e_bloc: an entire set where every card is just a homophone of a pre-existing card
Diabore: more seven drops
cjtree: Sire of Seven drops
ukuleleturtle: 777
djalternative: 7 drops!!!!
Foxmar320: Lucky 7s
matthaus_c: All Lucky 7s!
Desruprot: a lucky deck 777
e_bloc: slot machine.dec
Diabore: rupture as a bad wrath
Diabore: so many scooze
couchboyj: bushwhack is great
cjtree: If you're ramping, the spider is great
Mr_Horrible: I'm honestly fairly impressed with that spider
andrew632: Snarespinner best common
Mr_Horrible: even for being a 4-mana 1/4
johnnylongtorso: mana trident
Desruprot: just a 12/8
Gekyouryuu: G, I got passed THREE Hare Apparent drafting this just now. shame I wasn't drafting Overrun
Justherefortherewards: what a deal, only 6 mana
ukuleleturtle: bargain barney
djalternative: where's all of our dwynen friends
ThePixelSavage: 24 damage with a single dino?
johnnylongtorso: 24/8
djalternative: both the elite and dwynen herself
Diabore: screw dwynen and her elites, give us llanowar elves
TehAmelie: or Sire of 28 Deaths
DAC169: but dino doesn't have trample like Sire does
xantos69: Hello gamers! How does the gathering of the magic go?
Gekyouryuu: oh, that gif is from The Lighthouse? I gotta see that movie still
ThePixelSavage: @xantos69 322 of us are currently gathered here. so ... good?
e_bloc: easier to calculate coat of arms
e_bloc: how many 7 drops is too many 7 drops
EvilBadman: 8
djalternative: the green black card is an elf
cjtree: its a nice curve with a cliff face at the end of it
Justherefortherewards: you're closer to a goblin typal than any kind of elf deck
matthaus_c: that's a curve only a noise rock band could love
xantos69: Giant growth is still to this day, underrated. Card is just good.
KeytarCat: You'd think you need to cast 7s 7 times, but you actually need to cast them 70 times 7 times!
e_bloc: if only show and tell were on the bonus sheet
LurkerSpine: stall to seven!
Desruprot:

cjtree: Is there a world where this is an 18 lander
ukuleleturtle: deck looking like sealed, just throw all your big bombs in there
djalternative: do we have just the one elf?
matthaus_c: that's a very naked archdruid
singinnonsense: cut archdruid ?
e_bloc: channel would be so good in this deck
Desruprot: it will probably eat removal
xantos69: I mean... would you play a 3 mana, mana rock that can hump block?
LurkerSpine: firebrand?
e_bloc: special guest: channel
Justherefortherewards: where's boseiju smh
e_bloc: the rare deck where burnished hart is better than elvish archdruid
matthaus_c: passing 2nd Rite is always a risk, you might be drafting someone with a sense of humour
djalternative: you didn't even get dwayne when he was free?
e_bloc: @matthaus_c or if Nelly's in your pod
Justherefortherewards: That's useful for all my brawl opponents who seemingly leave their computer for 2 minutes at a time
LordShadner:
maybe your opponent will waste a kill spell on the elf instead? 
ThePixelSavage: bloomburrow
Diabore: nah bloomburrow had the wolf paws
kumatsu: this field kinda gives me Lorwyn
matthaus_c: Normal Fence back at it again
xantos69: Oh, look a target for broken wings.
RatherLargeToad: doot doot doot do doot do do doot doot…
e_bloc: all I want out of this deck is to cast a 7 drop three turns in a row
djalternative: the archer has player reach
Diabore: i dont think madness was in this set
johnnylongtorso: everyone knows fire doesn't reach the sky
singinnonsense: it has the other reach
ForOhForError: they're mostly a firebrand they're not great at the archery
ThePixelSavage:
oh ok then, I was convinced this was bloomburrow 
Mangledpixel: it's in one of the highlight reels
xantos69: 2/2 flying lifelink could be... trouble.
e_bloc: if we hart we could live the dream
cjtree: if you ramp you could meteor golem the bird
Mr_Horrible: that's most dreams
Mr_Horrible: tbh
Justherefortherewards: casting them all
e_bloc: that's what I dream about
ThePixelSavage: in the times we live in we ahve to keep our dreams achievable Gram Gram
Mr_Horrible: who up burnishing they heart
e_bloc: archers without reach should have an explanation. like firebrand sets their arrows on fire so they're not accurate at all
ghizmou: it has trample
ghizmou: you knew
Desruprot: trample, such a strong mechanic
Mr_Horrible:
aiming down in the art 
ThePixelSavage: @e_bloc the art clearly shows you why, this one can only aim down
Mr_Horrible: spinner and scooze, they fight crime
e_bloc: @ThePixelSavage archers, like gamers, don't look up
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman the generated string for this clip is wildly appropriate, holy moly
e_bloc: amazing
djalternative: okay. seems like I just got the signal that I need to go to a birthday dinner
e_bloc: I forgot about newday tuesday
ThePixelSavage: perfect. no notes.
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ghizmou: the dream !
Justherefortherewards: Stabilized
gryfyn1: shhh dont tell them
Diabore: what if they dont see it
Justherefortherewards: Somewhat stabilized..
Diabore: they saw it
ThePixelSavage: they are clearly streamsniping. Only possible explanation!
e_bloc: win some, scooze some
ElektroTal: is amonkhet back?
cjtree: it helped emotionally
Kentosaurus: way too many of my lines include "maybe opponent forgets"
raulghoulia: somebody do something clippable so that we can watch this clip of that clip 8 years from now
ThePixelSavage: Amonkhet ... the Foundations before Foundations.
Mr_Horrible: and apparently, it needed the testing
ElektroTal: oh, it's just the background of the last match
doubleo21: did you see MaRo spoiled that Spiders-Man is getting a card?
Diabore: i did, it was great
KeytarCat: Oh yeah, edsc was great
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its a VERY good one
xantos69:
I'll put it on my list 
Mr_Horrible: oh that does sound good
TheFickleCat: I love it when you guys do a $ challenge
couchboyj: episode was a delight
singinnonsense: I love me some LGS challenge
xantos69: I've always wanted to do a dollar value challenge league.
e_bloc: that sounds great
Mr_Horrible: Phyrexian Ink Pen
e_bloc: EDSC but Beej-lander
RadioHupfen: scrawly crawly (affectionate) (villainous)
Diabore: get in there scooze
djalternative: they are helping you negotiate with goblins
Mr_Horrible: !card goblin negotiation
LRRbot: Goblin Negotiation [XRR] | Sorcery | Goblin Negotiation deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.
djalternative: turns out we might not be going anywhere for dinner? whatever
Diabore: this crawler is not gonna have a good negotiation with these gobbos
Mr_Horrible: Fun Titan
e_bloc: sun tall guy
Mr_Horrible: and get a morbid trigger, even
sporkraptor: scrawlycrawly
e_bloc: and storm count 1
sporkraptor: at first glance I thought "sun-blessed healer" was "sun-blessed hater" and, same
Mr_Horrible: not a ton of creatures in the yard yet, though
Cptasparagus: then you get to name the goblin
Diabore: my favourite draft in this format i managed to make thousand year storm work enough for a 2-1
Desruprot: local blessed, doesn't like being blessed
CaptainSpam: "Praise the sun!" "NO FUK U"
a_Weakling: exhaust before it was cool
DAC169:
I've had opponents try to activate that multiple times 
djalternative: Graham, I don't know if you've ever been in a position where you can relate but I just had to edit and update my Reel on monday. booooooooo
Mr_Horrible: I feel like "mild-mannered librarian" to "3/3 werewolf" is a not-insignificant percentage of fics
Cptasparagus: attack with gobbo and they shouldn't block
e_bloc: it only took 1600 hours, but I finally got the glitch in civ 7 where a unit gets pushed into the distant lands in the first age
Justherefortherewards: and if scooze dies, you get 2 +1/+1 counters from needletooth
xantos69: @e_bloc I am proud/sad as appropriate.
Desruprot: @e_bloc so they can see Valinor I guess
e_bloc: there's probably like four people who understand that
Mr_Horrible: now *that's* some sun-blessed hating right there
Justherefortherewards: Chandra
xantos69: Is there a boardwipe in this format? I ask because the opponent is in white and has 3 cards while we have 0.
e_bloc: surely sire is good
Spades_Slicc: Deck thinning is def real
Justherefortherewards:
so really it was a fantastic burnished heart 
johnnylongtorso: Scooze It Out, the new show on LRR
djalternative: your snare spinner?
a_Weakling: id be hurling buff gabbos
Mr_Horrible: spiderman pointing at spiderman dot deck
Justherefortherewards: 1 down, 2 to go
xantos69: Now swing out and hope they kill something?
Mr_Horrible: why does it get *first strike*
Mr_Horrible: c'mon
djalternative: 7 deaths
johnnylongtorso: first is the first death
johnnylongtorso: *first strike
e_bloc: no deathtouch, b-
jessicatheblack: (In valley girl tone) "The Eldrazi are SOOOO Extra" /eyeroll
Justherefortherewards: you could even pump it more
Bruceski: The Haiku Monster is, indeed, a menace to handle
xantos69: Yes
Desruprot: just pump the guy
Mr_Horrible: that's probably the play, yeah
Justherefortherewards: or draw chandra and copy it
djalternative: it's got trample so yeah
cjtree: more lifelink too
Mr_Horrible: hmm
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Desruprot: errr
Mr_Horrible: unsure about that one, opponent
Mr_Horrible: oh that's fucked
Desruprot: well
LurkerSpine: I definitely would have added scooze
Mr_Horrible: Sire Of At Least Seven Deaths
DMGlol: read ALL the keywords
johnnylongtorso: 1313 dead end drive
jessicatheblack: lol
Justherefortherewards: op rn: "wait, first strike?!"
xantos69: o7 for op
e_bloc: they thought it was the sire of 5 deaths
Desruprot: menace they have to double block
calhoujd: Anyone know if LRR crew heading to PAX west? Just got to Seattle for my first PAX, would love to say hi
Spades_Slicc: They double blocked because menace
nishwastaken: BIG
MadWolf1290: rude (i approve)
cjtree: Sire of 15 Deaths
Mr_Horrible: "I've never read questing beast and I'm not starting now"
Mr_Horrible: scream
Mr_Horrible: cry
Mr_Horrible: throw up
Voidhawk42: Die
calhoujd: Darn, no worries!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: to be fair, it's easier to list what that card DOESN'T do.
e_bloc: I think the best line was to concede once it was enchanted
sporkraptor: ooo cheevies!
Mr_Horrible: Sire Of Seven Wins strikes again
LordShadner: two 7 drops cast one to go
cjtree: Oh yeah forgot Chandra was still in this
djalternative: Honestly, with this deck, the 0/4 seems great turn 2
Justherefortherewards: yeah that gets you to Chandra in 2 turns right
cjtree: you do need at least 1 more land for Chandra
xantos69: It is still card advantage and dues guarantee you can play your big card.
LordShadner: saves turns to Chandra
Justherefortherewards: could we not have sacrificed the burnished heart last turn
Justherefortherewards: ?
NonMint: Why don’t those archers have reach dawg?
LordShadner: @Justherefortherewards one mana short
Justherefortherewards: I thought it was out the turn before, must've misread
djalternative: they have player reach
Spades_Slicc: @NonMint The arrows are aimed at faces instead of creatures
djalternative: we also have the jelous hydra
Justherefortherewards: the dream of casting all 3 7 drops
NonMint: @djalternative I …. can’t dispute that
djalternative: @NonMint that's the nickname as far as I know
e_bloc: that's bullying
Desruprot:

e_bloc: that card is a big game
cjtree: in before they broken wings you back
Bruceski: I played one guy in this with all draw sopells, draw 2 spells, gnomes and ghomunculus horde
singinnonsense: please attack into the barrier
Mr_Horrible: oof
Mr_Horrible: Mehnesis Wave
johnnylongtorso: Genesis?!
NonMint: Therr deck might be better than ours. A bit.
e_bloc: well that was the worst wave I've ever seen
Justherefortherewards: @NonMint does it have 3 7 drops though??
Desruprot: your gonna die loot
Mr_Horrible:
#notsponsored 
KeytarCat: !card muldrotha
LRRbot: Muldrotha, the Gravetide [3BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Avatar [6/6] | During each of your turns, you may play a land and cast a permanent spell of each permanent type from your graveyard.
Athelgar: get the hammers
e_bloc: can't kill the elf
Mr_Horrible: posting a picture of Dismember "They're doing this to Loot on Wednesday"
DAC169:
"
Loot! What are you doing here? You're gonna DIE." 
Justherefortherewards: do 1 damage to your own thespian for the surveil value
Mr_Horrible: "Wanna see something unbelievably messed up?"
raulghoulia: dakka dakka dakka
TehAmelie: yaay
cjtree: Sire
TehAmelie: and Meteor Golem
Justherefortherewards: we saw all 3 7 drops in 2 games, amazing
Mr_Horrible: you've officially cast all of the 7-drops at least once
TehAmelie: unless you cut that
alchemistsavant: "Pew pew pew pew!" Followed by "...and then smash." Lovely.
Cptasparagus: only cards with Seven in the name cube
cjtree: We are so close to playing all 3 seven drops this game
e_bloc: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off Loot's head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favours come with too high a price.
TehAmelie: oh there it is
djalternative: can we 777? let's see
LordShadner: come on.. seven deaths
Mr_Horrible: holy sht
Spades_Slicc: honestly rude to block there
cjtree: OMG
Desruprot: woah
AkiraBalance27: got em
Justherefortherewards: time stop is hilarious
Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Gathering
Bruceski: and another self-reflection?
Justherefortherewards: THE ACTUAL DREAM
cjtree: WOO
Desruprot: 777
noSmokeFire: 777 limit break
johnnylongtorso: JACKPOT
bubba0077: YAY
djalternative: 777!!!
Justherefortherewards: Jackpot 777 baby
e_bloc: jackpot
KeytarCat: Cheevo GET!
Voidhawk42: !card goblin negot
LRRbot: Goblin Negotiation [XRR] | Sorcery | Goblin Negotiation deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.
EvilBadman: next goal dupe sire
LordShadner: and you can burn their board next turn
Justherefortherewards: next turn you can drop the thiccest goblin negotiation
Mr_Horrible: it's so tall
Justherefortherewards:

e_bloc: I think that's the first time I've seen a time stop get cast
dm818: sire does so many things
singinnonsense: pour one out for opponent
LordShadner: all three in one game
bubba0077: James gets homework
Mr_Horrible: good show, lads
Flyingdelorion: What a great ending of this stream!
e_bloc: completely deflating your opponent
LordShadner: golam Chandra and seven deaths
KeytarCat: They caaused the noncombat damage, didn't they
djalternative: !next
xantos69:
50 Bits
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Tenpenny Parks) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:02 from now).
Shankx88: good fight, good night
phoenixfeather14:
Thanks for the stream! Have a good afternoon/evening! 
e_bloc: thank you for the stream
djalternative: so, what is that game?
Mr_Horrible:
coulda just called it Dime Parks, saved the space 
Mr_Horrible: this looks so good
Gekyouryuu: ah, mouse themed Picross?
Mr_Horrible: it's Picross that lets you decorate a mouse house
Lord_Hosk: Welcome back to Wednesdays. Im glad you were able to resist the urge to Mod me, like the last time you two played magic on Wednesdays.
RockPusher: More Mouthful
EvilBadman: Exactly that G
KaleidoscopeMind: Kirby(tm) and the forgotten land. The tm is important
djalternative: yeah. switch 2 expansion
e_bloc: oh I didn't notice that
matthaus_c: peam
Mr_Horrible: it's peak, and it'll be peam
Gekyouryuu: a giant? Grow-bo-cop?
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
BusTed:

Mr_Horrible: it's horror, trust us
Juliamon: aaaaaaa
xantos69: What else do you need to know?
Mr_Horrible:

Mr_Horrible:

matthaus_c: find your nearest ratgirl and shake her
e_bloc: did they briefly play that on let's nope? it looked great
matthaus_c: the inexorable march of time
Juliamon: e_bloc yeah, accidentally softlocked and wanted to give it a proper go next time
xantos69: Will there be jokes about "Spidro Gegante"? Somebody help me workshop the right delivery on that.
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc yeah, they tried it out last week after their initial choice flopped
e_bloc: @Juliamon I can't wait
Juliamon: !ppr
EvilBadman: @e_bloc they did Froglegs and Rat Shaker (partially) cause the other game suuuuucked
matthaus_c: @xantos69 Spider-Ham? El Spidro Pigante
e_bloc: yeah the first game was baaaaaaaaaad
djalternative: o/
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, boys
alchemistsavant: Thanks for streaming!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Tenpenny Parks) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (50m from now).
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Look at the cards.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote cards
LRRbot: Quote #1793: "I don't want cards!" —Adam [2016-02-13]
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