AFK || Tenpenny Parks

 Metric_Furlong: the thing in question being curating a youtube playlist as a kind of musical moodboard for a V:tM campaign I'm GM-ing
 KeytarCat: oooh, neat
 Metric_Furlong: I am open to suggestions for it, if people have them
 KeytarCat: I'm waiting for dinner to bake and getting my energy up to do my tutoring gig tonight
 Metric_Furlong: (link to it so far is here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlW6QmMGe1zo6l5KwpRJEPkqzXIzbtu8g )
 Metric_Furlong: @KeytarCat what's for dinner?
 KeytarCat: Cheesy pasta and baked potato!
 Metric_Furlong: oo, seems pretty deece
 letfireraindown: @Metric_Furlong Neat!
 letfireraindown: The next call didn't say a game. Did anyone mention the game tonight?
 saintguard: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Tenpenny Parks) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
 letfireraindown: Tenpenny parks I missed it reading
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI BELOVED FRIENDS 
  Juliamon: 
 RockPusher:   
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 RatherLargeToad: That’s as many as 10 Pennies.  And that’s a quarter terrible
 Redbassist:   
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, chat! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 hai ya heccin nerd!!! 
 GasCityGaming: hello all 
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 jacqui_lantern234: gosh, so many lovely people in chat tonight 😃
 GasCityGaming: @jacqui_lantern234 like you! Boom!
 jacqui_lantern234: @GasCityGaming NO U MORE
 Mr_Bitterness:  
 GasCityGaming: pour que no los dos?
 Fruan: Therm porks!
 Metric_Furlong: @jacqui_lantern234 yes, but don't worry, the non-lrr crew will be in here soon to balance it out 
 jacqui_lantern234: @GasCityGaming i SAID... NO U MORE
 Earthenone: the first step to self accptance is replacing no you with AND you 
 GasCityGaming: @jacqui_lantern234 o7 lol
 PharaohBender27: Wheeler looks downright wistful in that social media post photo
 jacqui_lantern234: @Metric_Furlong HEY NOW!!! im friends with Cori and i love her to bits!!!
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 Metric_Furlong: @Earthenone the second step is owning at least one stuffed toy
 Shadowsoflife: o/ chat people
 TehAmelie: whatsup gamerz
 jacqui_lantern234: @Metric_Furlong no, the first step is acting tsundere about it 
 Metric_Furlong: @jacqui_lantern234 it's not as if I like myself or anything, baka
 Diabore: new glasses for wheeler?
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 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 GasCityGaming: I did that!
 KaleidoscopeMind: am i misremembering, or did jacob turn into nelly in the intro?
 neisan2112: Hell yeah that was me!!
 Redbassist: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
 GasCityGaming: legit got rollercoaster tycoon in honeynut cheerios lol
 Mr_Bitterness: Send them on Mr. Bones's Wild Ride
 Diabore: @GasCityGaming same with og game of life
 LPS_97: I wanna get off Mr. Bone's wild ride
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 LathosTiran: "I love Trans Rights 26"
 neisan2112: I think mine was from some Frosted Flakes
DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight we're building theme parks in Tenpenny Parks! (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115103457978373426
 vinopinguino: huh lol
 LPS_97: I wanna get on something more thrilling than "Looping Coaster 1"
 Earthenone: im glad the budget allows for ten penny parks this time
 jacqui_lantern234: @LathosTiran "trans rights 5 might be too exciting for me" 
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 PharaohBender27: Does the tenpenny park feature performance of the Threepenny Opera? 
 vinopinguino: oh dang the good stuff
 Earthenone: !pride
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 JessieImproved: ah the benadryl slump
 KaleidoscopeMind: but afterlove eepy is on sunday
 jacqui_lantern234: @vinopinguino YOURE good!!! 
 jessicaengle: !discord
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 Heckhoundbolt: your adhd is not our fault Ben 
 vinopinguino: aw shucks
 GasCityGaming: there is hoodie w/sleeves
 thraximore: hi jacqui! 
 Metric_Furlong: @PharaohBender27 3.3 performances of it, in fact!
 Brozard: ooo nice glasses, Wheeler
 Orxolon: we have hooties?
 RatherLargeToad: Let the bodies hit the shirts
 jacqui_lantern234: @thraximore hai friend!!! 
 JessieImproved: they tested the hoodie for brain meat contamination
 KaleidoscopeMind: bonus!
 GasCityGaming: clone wheeler!
 KWardJenx: @Brozard Thank you for saying that. I was thinking they looked new.
 Lord_Hosk: Im canceling my order
 Metric_Furlong: @Heckhoundbolt yes, good, keep telling him that. so he doesn't suspect we have access to The Ray Gun
 vinopinguino: everyone gets their pound of flesh
 e_bloc: don't tell customs about the body parts
 Heckhoundbolt: … alright
 RatherLargeToad: Victory Peeps
 GasCityGaming: so don't drop them in the pond on my property?
 Earthenone: just like real people!
 e_bloc: build a bathroom
 RockPusher: I'm not a point, I'm a human being!
 thraximore: Victory Points are made of PEOPLE
 kusinohki: I still like puerto rico cori....
 e_bloc: and thats to build
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentSpineyPandaDendiFace-186-SzQ-gm8EMc_j
 Lord_Hosk: You still can if its a nice strawberry
 betweenmyself: Whoever has the greatest hoard of thinking, feeling persons wins! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Lord_Hosk YOURE a nice strawberry!!! 
 Earthenone: the shovel looks cool im glad it got a ribbon
 PharaohBender27: Y-M-C-A!
 JadedCynic: 'Townies'
 public_key_reveal_party: Dibs on fireman!
 jacqui_lantern234: Y M C A
 Lord_Hosk @jacqui_lantern234 swoooooon
 Dog_of_Myth: Y M C A
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 lmao same braincell XD
 GasCityGaming: In the navy!
 vinopinguino: you have to get a cop, a construction worker, etc...
 KWardJenx: Now I want it to mean something different every time he says it
   LoadingReadyRun: @Earthenone Won best in shovel!
 jacqui_lantern234: this game seems really cute
 kusinohki: that might be a game idea honestly - first to assemble a band wins.  classic rock of drums, guitar, bass, keyboard, or go more out there like the trombone player and accordian...
 vinopinguino: da space
 e_bloc: always remember to exit through the gift shop
 Metric_Furlong: @kusinohki team "Oops, all Theremins" will win one day, I say
 jacqui_lantern234: adam voice: THE SCRAMBLER
 jacqui_lantern234: so what youre saying is that the tips cant touch? 
 KaleidoscopeMind: brightly colored items can't touch, like dinner
 GasCityGaming: land's haunted? land's haunted
 kusinohki: "blokus rules" (and possibly princes of florence??  I have memory problems)
 vinopinguino: a wild emotions wheel is what my therapist uses to better understand me
 vinopinguino: oh thats neat!
 jacqui_lantern234: contractor?! i hardly know her! 
 e_bloc: @vinopinguino I feel like my brain spins that one every morning
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   LoadingReadyRun:  going to the bank gives you free money, just like in real life!
 RockPusher: Felled trees in your area
 neisan2112: LMAO Wheeler
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun 
 PharaohBender27: Mudslide? Sounds messy 
 lamina5432: this game looks fun
 e_bloc: When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know that it is
 vinopinguino: @e_bloc better joke, nicely done.
 lamina5432: right up my alley
 thraximore: -2
 e_bloc: @vinopinguino I can only  see so far because I stood on the shoulders of Twitch Chat
 PharaohBender27: Three whole dollars!?
 e_bloc: the worst part is its CAD
 PharaohBender27: Huh so there are $1 notes and $3 notes, but no $2 notes?
 gualdhar: laser tag, or break dancing?
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 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 odd, isnt it
 CaptainSpam: 1 village person.  So, a construction worker.
 kusinohki: spend the first half of the game building your money and income sources.  spend the last half converting that money into VP.  the hard part is determining where that mid point is (very generic statement that can be applied to most games)
 PharaohBender27: @LRRbot What are you even wanting us to clip there? 
 Athelgar: ewwwww Thrills gum is the worst lol
 vinopinguino: gotta spend money to make money
 PharaohBender27: 
 e_bloc: no idea why they built the guillotine sideways
 kusinohki: the thrill is gone - b.b. king (but the joy is still there??)
 vinopinguino: haunted hall to get to the haunted dungeon
 HadesLeprechaun: gotta do the haunted hayride to reach the haunted dungeon
 e_bloc: shoot to thrill, play to build
 vinopinguino: doink the clown
 e_bloc: @vinopinguino thats immediately where my mind went as well.  clown even fits the venue
 kusinohki: oof, the tree meeples blend into the board too well, I didn't notice them...
 betweenmyself: Doink, brah!  Makin kids cry, brah!
 PharaohBender27: Chat's full of tree-huggers
 e_bloc: to scream about it, I would have to know how this game works
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Panelists?!?
 LathosTiran: editing mines 
 neisan2112: Ohhh Panylists spoilers
 Lord_Hosk: Everyone add one OHHHHHHHHHHHH
 NoxStryx: Onceler a week
 gualdhar: wait, did Kathleen drop Panalyst news unpromtped?
 ContingentCat: 
 SxySamurai: I'm having flashbacks to my Roller Coaster Tycoon days (with less launching them into the ocean)
 e_bloc: turns out the joke budget joined the 'this or that' budget as getting sharply cut this year
  Juliamon: its production has been discussed on stream previously
 pleonasticTautology: also kathleen and molly did a panalysts at worldcon
 pleonasticTautology: also hi!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseLightCobraMcaT-u7MOwrAbtzAVRQAq
  Juliamon: also the worldcon thing yeh
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon thanks to molly i now own a dvd of a specific biopic
 vinopinguino: hooray no tree cutting!
 pleonasticTautology: and by "thanks to molly" i mean "she literally handed it to me"
 SxySamurai: I'm stuck at work so I can't actually listen, so I'll ask chat.  Is this co-op or no?
 e_bloc: first in first out?
 public_key_reveal_party: @pleonastictautology unprompted? Like that would be hilarious
 kusinohki: stephen feld player tracks...
 pleonasticTautology: @public_key_reveal_party not unprompted per se but to say more would spoil the panalyst thing
 vinopinguino: i feel like you're only here for the primordial zip
 Shadowsoflife: and?
 Lord_Hosk: You clearly want to win the game Ben
   LoadingReadyRun: @SxySamurai nope, they are competing to make the best theme park
 kusinohki: @sxysamurai  non-co-op
 SxySamurai: Thank you 
 PharaohBender27: 🤡
 vinopinguino: its doink!
 e_bloc: comes with a free egg
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 SxySamurai: It looks fun
 kusinohki: clown or caricature artist??
 Desruprot:  
 Vilun: clowns should only give you nightmares
 e_bloc: awe is not necessary good
 thraximore: 
 betweenmyself: Clowns give you AAAAAAHHH!  
 Desruprot: clown college, you can't eat that
 KaleidoscopeMind: do you not experience awe when you see clowns exit a car?
 r10pez10: awe, in the biblical sense
 e_bloc: not awe-wonder.  awe-fear
 Metric_Furlong: it's because it's already so packed with clowns that if you open the door to it they all keep tumbling out
 Fruan: @r10pez10 biblically accurate clown.
 CaptainSpam: Clowns are fun and good, and definitely don't come for people in their sleep when they badmouth them!
 RatherLargeToad: clowns will multiply to fill all possible space in a container
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 KWardJenx: I'm with Paul. An awe-inspiring clown is a terrifying premise.
 betweenmyself: The clowns are coming to lay their Clown Egg clutches in your hollowed out chest cavity.
 e_bloc: please god tell me you have to file your taxes at some point
 GasCityGaming: I've always said, Kathleen is the most thrilling member of LRR
 gualdhar: are we doing it for the thrill?
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc D:
  Pywodwagon: one of my old bosses was formerly a full time clown for the circus
 Desruprot: send in the clowns, those lauphy daphy clowns
 PharaohBender27: @GasCityGaming 
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  r10pez10: ty pharohbender
 pleonasticTautology: i want a hot dog
 PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 No problem! I figure a mod should be subbed 
 kusinohki: was it X number of worker placement/actions per round.  5 rounds in the game?
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 KaleidoscopeMind: eepy
 PharaohBender27: Kathleen being real strategic here, feels like
 Lord_Hosk: On the subject of "harder to get into than Harvard"  Hamburger University, the Mcdonalds training school used to be harder to get into, and was considered a better business school for resteraunturs, however since the mid 2000s they have expanded the curriculum to be much more inclusive and now graduate thousands of managers and staff rather than hundreds of their top GMS and franchisees per year.
 e_bloc: on that note, it is incredibly difficult to be selected to drive the weinermobile
 e_bloc: probably saves a lot on insurance
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: Loooooong, loooooong boy
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 resigned to having that stuck in my head for a few days now
 kusinohki: I always struggle with the spatial aspect of most games (why do I keep playing planet unknown??)
 RockPusher: e_bloc alternately, ♫ when I was, a long boy, my father, took me into the city… ♫
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Apologies
 e_bloc: @RockPusher better!  still a problem, but better
 vinopinguino: never lose your awe
 PharaohBender27: Aw well or awe well? 
 KeytarCat: Blocked off the awe well
 kusinohki: awe's well that ends well?
 Heckhoundbolt: and place the trees?
 Diabore: Does the expansion come with trees?
 vinopinguino: lol enjoy your hole
 vinopinguino: teheehee
 e_bloc: needs an action park expansion
Haroldholmes25: and the symbols on the card
  r10pez10: me always
 neisan2112: Hotdug
 vinopinguino: rip
 Dog_of_Myth: Cori has the beef
 pleonasticTautology: i don't like seattle dogs and trying to find a plain beef hot dog here is Difficult
 ThePixelSavage: random place doing their best catching strays right on stream  
  r10pez10: incredibly local shade
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Oh if you're referencing what I think you are, that is CURSED
 pleonasticTautology: @PharaohBender27 that absolutely is a reference to that
 saintguard: I feel like Poseidon's Slide is missing the chance to be called Po-slide-on
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 I believe we are thinking of the same thing.  in the game VP stands for violence perpetrated
 e_bloc: or maybe vivisected patrons
 pleonasticTautology: $2? but i wanted a peanut.
 PharaohBender27: I pretty much know about Action Park because of Defunctland's video about it
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 same! although I think I also read an article about it
 kusinohki: rules are hard....
 e_bloc: first round is always a practice land
 e_bloc: *round
 LathosTiran: youtuber voice: get passive income now
 kusinohki: "1st game is a learning game" (I just get rather annoyed when there's no 2nd game)
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc I think I read a piece - maybe on Cracked? - about the Cannonball Loop back in the early 2010s
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 oh man I've forgotten all about cracked. . . but I spent a lot of time reading  the website at  my job so I almost certainly read the same article
 kusinohki: how are VPs normally tracked when not  using an ipad??
 TheAwkes: Refreshing the Conceshing or Refression the Concession?
 e_bloc: @kusinohki abacus
   LoadingReadyRun: The game has little tokens that you can hand out
arbysgaming38: @e_bloc +2
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc I remember mostly because I was active on their forums - while my username originated on a different forum, my decision to use it on Twitch was because it had been my username (minus the number) on those forums. And it's not entirely a coincidence I first subbed here the same month those forums shuttered.
  r10pez10: victory points are tracked by stuffed animals from the top row
 kusinohki: I've joked about getting an abacus and learning how to use it and break it out instead of a calculator...
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 I very infrequently read the forums, but I probably landed on e_bloc/ebloc in like 2003
 jwholla: all of these parks look fun
 PharaohBender27 sneaks away for dinner
 e_bloc: so uh...when do we pay our employees
   LoadingReadyRun: @kusinohki is there more to using a abacus then just counting?
  r10pez10: if you're multiplying and dividing yeah
 kusinohki: no clue
 Mr_Bitterness: @jwholla Ben's park is trying to load you up in hot dogs right before the roller coaster, which seems... bd
 e_bloc: crap, now I want to try to do calculus on an abacus
 kusinohki: "calculus on an abacus" is fun to say
 e_bloc: I guess this exists in a universe without taxes or labor laws
 pleonasticTautology: HAHA
 kusinohki: I could hand wave taxes and such with some BS that income is only profit after paying workers and maintenance and what not...  (all games are an abstraction)
 vinewood_og: I picked an amazing time to walk back in the room
 KeytarCat: @kusinohki Abacus Calculus would be a great album title
 public_key_reveal_party: I had no idea master splinter was a scab
 e_bloc: @KeytarCat I am not even vaguely musical, so if anyone wants to use the name feel free
   LoadingReadyRun: how's the music volume, btw
  r10pez10: music's good
 e_bloc: just about perfect i'd say
 pleonasticTautology: hey either ben or paul can you check bsky please, i @-ed both of y'all with some tmnt title generator stuff
 kusinohki: @keytarcat  trying to imaging the cover  art.  take an abacus, but warp it/bend it so it looks like a parabala curve or something...
 ekplayscards: what's up gamers
  r10pez10: there's a cup called the drinkulator that you can use to calculate things with the liquid level
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya EK.
 ekplayscards: hey it's my favorite gamer of all time 
 e_bloc: I could make a fair number of hotdogs disappear
 e_bloc: 4 minimum
 KeytarCat: @e_bloc That's impressive, fairs go through a lot of hotdogs!
 MrPipboy3000: 7 hotdogs
CrossXhunteR: did wheeler get new glasses? he has a different aura
 LathosTiran: i once ate 11 grilled cheese sandwiches
  Pywodwagon: I smell a live bit
 MrPipboy3000: a day?
 realbadatthis_: Is 7 hotdogs a lot?
 lamina5432: I share wheelers sentiment
 e_bloc: if Joey Chestnut can eat 7 a minute, that seems reasonable
 MrPipboy3000: @realbadatthis_ Its kinda a lot
CrossXhunteR: don't hurt yourselves eating hotdogs, folks
 KWardJenx: The shows just write themselves
  r10pez10: i could eat one hot dog in two hours
 pleonasticTautology: famously, beej eats the whole thing
 protojman: first is the roof grill. then comes the roof hot tub
 LathosTiran: clarity: we are talking with buns correct?
 Mr_Bitterness: I endorse this hypthetical prerecorded Live segment
 jwholla: what ends the game?
 betweenmyself: get you decades worth of phosphates in one sitting 
 Dog_of_Myth: @LathosTiran only way to do it
 e_bloc: good point.  can we soak the buns in water?
 Heckhoundbolt: he can place it
  firehawkzoa: They are going to cancel a stream because of upset tummies the day after that pre record
  r10pez10: pivot
 pleonasticTautology: "there was time, now!"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KeytarCat: Wheeler getting gaslamped
 Mr_Bitterness: Happy happy, joy joy
Scarbble: where?
 RatherLargeToad: Where?
 Shadowsoflife: when
 Heckhoundbolt: nobody wants merchandise
 Mr_Bitterness: @Heckhoundbolt but its where the real money from the movie is made!
 e_bloc: I'd argue you can't gaslight someone in a video game.  that's just gamesmanship or angle shooting
  r10pez10: gaslight is a good movie
  r10pez10: pretty intense towards the end
 CaptainSpam: Mmm mmm, a Basin City Scramble.  With extra bacon.
 pleonasticTautology: @r10pez10 [homer simpson voice] that's not how i remember it
 Heckhoundbolt: @e_bloc counterpoint: every single social deduction game
 RockPusher:   
  r10pez10: thank you for picking this music paul, and not like, a thirty second loop of greensleeves or carnival music
 e_bloc: @Heckhoundbolt fair, but I feel like gaslighting is inherently sinister, while lying about a game is really just trying to win
 evil_h2o_elf: is greensleeves particularly associated with fairgrounds?
  r10pez10: ice cream trucks probably
 ThePixelSavage: literally all of my current problems could be solved by money and that would make me very happy
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: @e_bloc I feel like this is something that should be agreed upon beforehand. If everyone has the assumption of honesty, then lying is probably wrong... also effective.
 RockPusher: "Plebs are needed!"
 e_bloc: @NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives agreed.  would cause feel bads for newer players
 Mr_Bitterness: tehre's Planet Coaster
 lamina5432: anyone up for some backyard football as a kid
 KeytarCat: @e_bloc Gaslighting is about making someone doubt their own perception, which is a different scale of lying
 KeytarCat: OpenRCT2
 Sethalidos: rollercoaster tycoon allowed you to liquefy your rollercoaster riders though
 LathosTiran: the panic of sim farm and sim ant
 betweenmyself:   
  r10pez10: yeah
  Juliamon: the Bozone
 letsbelgo: I love the city building series. Ceaser, Zeus and Poseidon
  r10pez10: wasn't RCT1 famously written in assembly
  Pywodwagon: the clowns don’t want to be fed, they want to hunt!
 LathosTiran: @r10pez10 one of the last big ones to do so
 betweenmyself: @pywodwagon *clowns howl in the distance* 
 Mr_Bitterness: "Go the bank and don't come back without 2 moneys"
  r10pez10: "can i have $2" "what for" "the circus is in town"
 e_bloc: that's either robbery or check fraud
 gsyhiap: Is this a bank loan or a heist?
 kusinohki: do you mean "am I robbing the bank or is the bank robbing me??"
 e_bloc: it does make sense logically--your theme park will probably go out of business and then some of your loans would be forgiven
 betweenmyself: Poseidon into DMs you ask for shots of your Kraken? 
 pleonasticTautology: @betweenmyself i'm not into hockey, sorry
 gsyhiap: @kusinohki Potato potahto
  r10pez10: nancy still holds up
 betweenmyself: *to ask for
 Sethalidos: @r10pez10 according to Wikipedia yes 99% of it was in x86 assembly and the rest was in C.
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 betweenmyself: there is beauty in the ephemeral
 e_bloc: a lot of fixed asset, probably tons of depreciation
 gsyhiap: Yeah, but still cheaper than keeping it there in the off season, probably
 DigitalSeahorse:  the unFair
 Heckhoundbolt: the two wilds are is the same spot on all of them
  r10pez10: the ability to throw up a giant ride but not cut down trees is a bit funny to me
 e_bloc: was curious, the general answer I saw was that rollercoasters typically have a longer useful life than the theme parks they are in
 KeytarCat: @r10pez10 Something about an ecological impact survey
 gsyhiap: @r10pez10 I first read that as "throw up on a giant ride"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  r10pez10: the ability to throw up on a giant ride and dookie in the labyrinth
 gsyhiap: @r10pez10 Now you're talking
 DigitalSeahorse: it's dancing men, hallelujah, dancing men
 gsyhiap: 
 e_bloc: doesn't pay its employees, takes a bunch of money they have no right to--is this just a Curt Shilling  simulator
 gsyhiap: 
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
  r10pez10: bye chat be good
 PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 We'll try our best 
  r10pez10: bye streamers i have no jurisdiction
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gsyhiap:   
 Manitu_25: grats
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: 
 Mr_Bitterness:  
 PharaohBender27: Speaking of crowns, did Kathleen ever receive that crown from the Game Knights championship?
 KeytarCat: Work obligations call, have fun!
 gsyhiap:  
 thraximore: Sorely tempted by the labyrinth alone
 e_bloc: 1. Ben 2. Cori 3. Kathleen . . . 999. Wheeler
 KeytarCat: dooky labyrinth is a strong contender
 thraximore: storm giant sounds cool though
 thraximore: I'm torn
 Dog_of_Myth: Hot dogs and slides? I'm in.
 pleonasticTautology: i mean you just have to do it in the right order
 pleonasticTautology: like, the coney island cyclone is next to the original nathan's hot dogs
 pleonasticTautology: you go on the roller coaster FIRST
 pleonasticTautology: THEN you have hot dogs
 e_bloc: Ben had me at hotdog
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, Rat Shaker is back. Neat.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 pleonasticTautology: i reckon that bonus stream is of the switch 2 kirby dlc
  Juliamon: yup
 pleonasticTautology: hewwo
 pleonasticTautology: wheeler those new glasses are nice
 PharaohBender27: I for one am eager to see if the upcoming LRL will be what I think it is (triennial summer games time)
 ThePixelSavage: what can I say ... people love a winner
 Mr_Bitterness: Kathleen had the better coasters!
 e_bloc: jesus did persuade me
 Diabore: @PharaohBender27 Wonder if we get a guest again, i remeber gavin being here for one (dont remember if all had a giest)
 RatherLargeToad: they are also haunted
 UnknownFriday: Yes, but who has double mint?
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore I think it was just 2022 that had a guest
 Diabore: Who has double hotdogs?
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore Remember, the first LRR summer games were the *sixth ever* LRL
 e_bloc: 1885
 RatherLargeToad: Back to the Future 3: Fievel Goes West
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 vinewood_og: Wild west themed amusement park... what could go wrong?
 PharaohBender27: It works but I wonder it that means a wasted square . . .
 pleonasticTautology: a
 DigitalSeahorse:  try another
 PharaohBender27: Kathleen off to a good start!
 Heckhoundbolt: did Paul announce the winners of the pool
 Heckhoundbolt: poll
 couchboyj: Poslipping and posliding
 Mr_Bitterness: @Heckhoundbolt Kathleen won the poll, Wheeler second
nulldeer: Femtanyl mention??
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: That or Boards of Canada
 e_bloc: would you settle for from the UK
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ThePixelSavage: I love my dinosaurs tame. no extremes for me please
 Heckhoundbolt: @Mr_Bitterness I know that, but do the players know
 gsyhiap: 
 pleonasticTautology: @Heckhoundbolt yes
 hackingducks: 
 PharaohBender27: (In before Graham's parents suddenly show up to have a word with  )
 SquareDotCube: dire dogs
 Diabore: Why is it not a horseshoe
 gsyhiap: ^
 ThePixelSavage: because that would be an impossibly large saloon
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore @gsyhiap "Because . . .  SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY"
 PharaohBender27: Neunundneunzig (99), Cori
 DigitalSeahorse: "May I have one thrill?"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 voren_chalco: Thrill should give more points to those chasing
 e_bloc: I always was told when the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back
 ThePixelSavage: literal heartbreak
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RatherLargeToad: heart surrounder
 vinewood_og: armor shop doot doot doot doot dah  doot
 ThePixelSavage: all red eh? thta man has a mission
 vinopinguino: booo this man
Haroldholmes25: stone age rush is a bit of an odd mashup band, but they've got some bangers
 PharaohBender27: Oh yeah looking at the board again, Ben really was kind of stuck with that spot for that ride
 PharaohBender27: 🌭
  Pywodwagon: the love zone is a little known place where, we can get a hot dog
 PharaohBender27: "What if Love Tunnel, but everyone had hotdogs?"
 Manitu_25: oh god, not the clowns again lmao
 Territan: "The Tunnel of Pork Products."
 ThePixelSavage: @Territan my intestines?
 Territan: @ThePixelSavage I was thinking "sausage casing," but whatever works for you.
  smertmonkey: you can't buy yourself
 e_bloc: doing a livestream from a suicide forest?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunnyZanySeahorseFutureMan-MlwXWpz4YpghR9qN
 e_bloc: thin glizzy
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc If that was in response to Wheeler saying "Gamer moment (not that kind)," it's actually PewDiePie saying a slur onstream
 DigitalSeahorse:    butts
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 I was thinking Logan Paul, but I guess he's not really a gamer
 PharaohBender27: Oh Wheeler's advancing on the Awe scale
 thraximore: HEY
 KeytarCat: welp, work obligation became borked, so I'm back after sending a sad tech support email
 thraximore: their old stuff is still good
  Pywodwagon: clocks rules its not their fault everyone for the next three years tried to copy them
 DaxStrife: Crack and World or both at the same time?
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Yeah I got your reference. Just . . . wrong one. I probably should have added the context that PewDiePie excused said slur as a "heated gamer moment" but didn't want to overdo it in case you were aware/I was misunderstanding the impetus for your post
 vinopinguino: is the dancing man that old man that used to come out on six flags commercials?
 jessicaengle: His name was Mr. Six
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: @DaxStrife oh now I remember the gamer moment quote
 RatherLargeToad: Attack the moon!
 Chesul: Extra workers are usually the correct choice in any worker placement game, meaning it's generally (Not always, but generally) a mistake to include it in a way that isn't balanced between all the players.
 PharaohBender27: Well even for one tree you need the arborist
 PharaohBender27: Based on my understanding of this game
 PharaohBender27: 
 thraximore: people love my metal band, "mud cracks on the steppe"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: Kathleen's expressions there told so much . . .
 vinopinguino: hmmm i wonder what kathleen will do haha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulBelovedDillHeyGirl-ZH2ZauU1VsuFHPrF
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 vinopinguino: kathleen the boss
 thraximore: sooooooo... is the problem that it's just win-more?
 Kentosaurus: the children yearn for the carnival rides
 PharaohBender27: @LRRbot I *just* clipped
RvLeshrac: The children yearn for the mine( train)
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 vinopinguino: haha this is so funny
 PharaohBender27: Legit question: Is the "You can clip" post just part of LRRbot's roatation now? Used to be a it'd only show up if a user typed the command, yet I haven't seen that on my end this evening
  Sarah_Serinde: yes, it's a new thing
  Sarah_Serinde: clip numbers are lower than they used to be so we're hoping to get more folks to make them
  Juliamon: it's on a 1-hour timer, but we could change it if it's an issue
  Sarah_Serinde: can't make the highlight reels without chat's help
 RockPusher:  
 ThePixelSavage: technically dog not best man but best boi
 e_bloc: its a shotgun dungeon
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I see. Thanks for the clarification. Though I think it's fair to say I'm doing my part 
  Sarah_Serinde: you absolutely are 
 evil_h2o_elf: If we make a clip, is that enough, or do we need to link it in the chat?
RvLeshrac: The game is fairly well balanced, the only real "issue", if you can call it that, is that you *ABSOLUTELY* cannot ignore concessions.
  Juliamon: Doesn't need to be shared in chat
  Sarah_Serinde: evil_h2o_elf Just making it is enough, but please name it too
 evil_h2o_elf: cool cool! thanks!
 e_bloc: This is the day of the expanding Ben
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey you're the ones who assumed it was because of you
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Really it was just it showing up without prompt that was making me go "What!?" Now that I know the context, makes sense
  Sarah_Serinde: rather than, like, Twitch interfaces or something
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulGoldenCobblerHotPokket-ypSVLSQiFMlqKYGQ
 RockPusher: Yeah, the progression on the interface is something
 ghyllnox: A Poppin' Tart, if you will
 dumbo3k: honestly I prefer the Lrrbot showing up once an hour, instead of the Twitch's "Chat seems active, maybe you should clip something" bs
 PharaohBender27: @evil_h2o_elf You don't have to link it necessarily, but you definitely *should* provide your own title for it
 Asimech: Looking for the salami on the pizza?
RvLeshrac: Sometimes a pizza is just a pizza.
RvLeshrac: Those hot dog stands, however
  Sarah_Serinde: also if you don't edit your clips, there's a strong chance you'll cut off the start or end of the thing that's happening, and then we have to either go make our own clip or that moment just doesn't make the reel
  Juliamon: I think Funko's cum shirt kinda broke any censorship rules LRR may or may not have had
 ThePixelSavage: not because it is easy
 betweenmyself: Benjamin Wheeler’s Life Hacks
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler
 ThePixelSavage: or instead of trying to be funny just be actually funny *forehead* (I dont mean any of this, its just for the bit)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Manitu_25: LMAO
 vinopinguino: clip it!
 dumbo3k: rofl
 lamina5432: chat rebbel refuse
 RatherLargeToad: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BenevolentTameLouseLeeroyJenkins-Kzf1SWPntF0yjJfK
 RockPusher: See, Wheeler isn't wrong, it's Ben that is the problem there 
 ANeMzero: one of these Bens always lies and the other always tells the truth
 RockPusher: It's all about the concentration for cleaning
  Juliamon: Cori and Cam accidentally ragebaited
 vinopinguino: loool
 ghyllnox: Okay, what, why is hydrogen peroxide in the shower bad
 dumbo3k: @ghyllnox I think it's the drinking it part that was bad
 ghyllnox: Right, yeah that makes sense
 vinopinguino: haha
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PleasantDarkFoxItsBoshyTime-zE3t458XBsIHglv6
  Sarah_Serinde: oh btw RockPusher  
 PharaohBender27: Kathleen has transcended
 letsbelgo: What up thrill ho
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde   
RvLeshrac: I haven't really been paying attention to cleanup, the second-furthest player is getting the 1 vp yeah?
 lamina5432: clip
 letsbelgo:   
 RockPusher: I think Sarah_Serinde may have accidentally created a menace
 PharaohBender27: Working on it
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks...for that great highlight reel content
  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Don't you blame me for this 
 RockPusher: 
 thraximore: you probably haven't heard of them
 niccus: ohhhhh ms mississippi
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SeductiveGorgeousBulgogiNinjaGrumpy-U4ZzhWP2aErrerZT
 Mai_Andra: "But that's not... the WHOLE pog."
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShortLongGrouseTBTacoLeft-hitk_bYizdlvc2L0
 SkylerRingtail: Gulches are inferior to ravines, though
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedUglyTurtleShazBotstix-C7LWu27c2W-BXXzJ
 KeytarCat: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
 PharaohBender27: Relatable mood
 e_bloc: only a poor magician blames their hands
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 kaboomjr26: penpenny tarks
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RvLeshrac: So on the trees, trees aren't limited, you just have to substitute something else for the trees if you run out.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlushingGentlePoultryResidentSleeper-fJhCM5lzcfzzGvYX
 ThePixelSavage: and that is how you extract mroe surplus kids
RvLeshrac: I've not run out of trees, but I think I may have bought an extra bag of trees.
RvLeshrac: Wheeler's park appears to require the least walking, which is the worst part of an amusement park, so I think that's a moral victory of some sort.
 thraximore: I'm confused as to how wheeler built the upper right attraction touching the one next to it
 thraximore: did I misread the board?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 thraximore: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I think if you rotate it it's fine?
 e_bloc: your brain is not your friend
 thraximore: that's what you get for trash talking coldplay!
 RatherLargeToad: Victory.  Points.
RvLeshrac: You never call out the last-place person for cheating, that's just proper etiquette.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vinopinguino: hahaha
 e_bloc: slow rolling the table
 RockPusher:    
 vinopinguino: tycoon indeed
 PharaohBender27: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
  firehawkzoa: 
 lamina5432: so game needs a bit of balancing
 thraximore: now retire champion
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: 690
RvLeshrac: @lamina5432 The extra worker IS powerful, but it's not as game-breaking as it appears here.
 Mr_Bitterness: @lamina5432 Nah, people just need to challenge the leader for the extra guy
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PatientBlitheBeaverTebowing-HgbS40ipBicVThif
 KWardJenx: I forgot I won
 thraximore: mouse game! 
 RatherLargeToad: It will really shuck
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Sim (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Squeakross: Home Squeak Home) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (17:08 from now).
  Sarah_Serinde: same Paul
 e_bloc: oysters are great.  a person I know ate  100 in a sitting
 evil_h2o_elf: oysters - like kissing the very living sea
 MrPipboy3000: I can do oysters ... its like eating someone else's snot ...
 Tiber727: And then Paul died of a shellfish allergy.
 MrPipboy3000: cant*
 PharaohBender27: I've never had any and TBH the idea of just slupring them from the shell isn't appealing to me
 thraximore: ooooh rakdos night
 RatherLargeToad: The Master, Multiplied is a fun BR commander
 lamina5432: is rakdos himself showing up?
 ThePixelSavage: yeah ... wait a second .. Cam not on aristocrats??
 RockPusher: More Mouthful
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PopularPrettyIcecreamPipeHype-Ja99_fiz83V3pGPG
 PharaohBender27: Is this LRL going to be . . . sporty?
 Chesul: Wait, is Cam not on aristocrats?
 ThePixelSavage: apparently not ... is on madness
 niccus: very large cop
RvLeshrac: Ah the Tenpenny expansion KS hasn't launched yet.
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Well if you truly don't know what it will be right now, it's been 3 years since the last triennial LRR Summer Games . . .
 Mai_Andra: Grah and Ham
 Mai_Andra: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 KWardJenx: This was wicked fun. Thank you!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 thraximore: hahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 ghyllnox:  
 KWardJenx: Cliff hanger of an ending
 couchboyj: Does it hold up?  Awkward Silence, cut stream
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitReliableBasenjiBatChest-9tl_EyeyiLqu8tid
RvLeshrac: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretiveNeighborlyScallionDoubleRainbow-wsFkW0vpSas3QsLb Kept the entire outro.
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