Friday Night Paper Fight || Red/Black Commander Night

 Metric_Furlong: !advice
  LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
 Metric_Furlong: !findquote weak
  LRRbot: Quote #7949: "No, my only weakness! Doors in video games!" —Crim [2022-01-25]
 Metric_Furlong: unlike Adam, who's weakness in doors in choose your own adventure books
 Voidhawk42: !next
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 fcloud: TWO MINUTES?  i cant be expected to wait that long
 Metric_Furlong: it's twice as long as one minute!
 fcloud: it's WHAT?? now im even MADDER
 Kentosaurus:   
 ContingentCat: !next
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oneala: FNPF TIME!
 ArdCollider: o7
3schr: Hallo All
bbblehh: red/black commander night??? oooohhhh i'm ready for some chaos
toturi91: hello
 fcloud: Brazilian Commander? sounds lewd
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 PipeSmokingOwl: RAKDOS RAKDOS RAKDOS
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 Dog_of_Myth: @fcloud nah, that's the one where they all play Miku.
 fcloud: i take it back, that sounds awesome
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 Bruceski: Red: the blood of angry men. Black: the dark of ages past. Red: a world about to dawn. Black: the night that ends at last!
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 nevyn666: we in here
bbblehh: omg it's benny wheels and friends
 fcloud: b'wheeler of the b'wheeler clan
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 e_bloc: lfg
 Wonderdoc: hello chat hows your night going?
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3schr: Do not adjust your television set
 MookGB: wheels timed that so well
 fcloud: the screen is... 
 neisan2112: What up yall
3schr: RAKDOS IN DA HAUS
CrossXhunteR: just in time
gkgaming5: we’re here!
 ekplayscards: The screen is SPICY
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 lamina5432: oh it was an effect
 ekplayscards: Was about to say this FNPF is so kathleen coded
 neisan2112: Holy shit ben I love that shirt
emilevitt: rakdos  is the best 
 e_bloc: that shirt is gas
oneala: those overlays get ‘em every time 😂
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KyeMonster: mothman jersey omg
3schr: @oneala Got me for sure
 neisan2112: They've done that for everyone, and its still trips people up lol
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toturi91: ready for this wild night
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 UnknownFriday: "That's a tautology and it's true" is itself a tautology.
 e_bloc: I bought cards from and sold cards to CK this week, they're great
 RockPusher: Would it be treasonous to pledge allegience to Kathleen? 
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 ekplayscards: spiders man!
 TehAmelie: spider month!
EricTheOrange: el spidro gigante?
 Dog_of_Myth: September is full of spiders
 fcloud: spiddermin
 RatherLargeToad: spider month.  spider month.  radioactive spider month
 e_bloc: you could probably each have two spider-people as commanders and still be fine
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 MegaDosX: Spider-Tember
 iris_of_ether: Spidtember
 Kentosaurus: me and the boys meme decks would be amazing (no pun intended)
 TehAmelie: in the vein of the running gag of terrible Spanish, spider-month should probably be El Spidro Luna
oneala: the six drop miles morales going in my Shelob deck for sure. deathtouch from Shelob.. trample from Miles?? gonna slap!
 Gadora: Archenemy, with Spider-Man vs. villains?
Skye_Stryke: Spider man vs the sinister six in 7 player super archenemy.
 MegaDosX: Winner gets a dilly bar?
ThePixelSavage: the lowest stakes, but stakes nonetheless
 fcloud: spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can. what's he like? go read 60 yrs of comics. spider-man
 RockPusher: The steaks have never been steakier
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 e_bloc: just make sure you pick two
 lirazel64: There are a lot of spiders around in September here. Big orb spiders getting ready to make egg cases.
 MegaDosX: @e_bloc 
 e_bloc: @MegaDosX poor nelly.  easy to understand, it was his first draft
 EMNetwork: Rankle to the Torbrankle
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 Voidhawk42: Game Knights Champions, Rankle & Torbran & Kathleen
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 MegaDosX: The Rakdos battle was...Azgol?
n0tboy_: is it possible to make it a tiny bit bigger
 Bugberry: group mug
 fcloud: or 80% bigger
 fcloud: not that i have old bad eyes
 e_bloc: I would find it hard not to pick all three every time
  LRRbot: Anje Falkenrath [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [1/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / Whenever you discard a card, if it has madness, untap Anje Falkenrath.
powerflapjack: my angel of music (early 00s buttrock plays)
 e_bloc: I've had her in a commander deck for over a year and just recently realized she does not fly
 frozenphoenix7: I missed it, who does Ben have as Commander?
 RatherLargeToad: Cam will like the new Mayhem mechanic
 frozenphoenix7: Nvm, on screen, I'm blind
 MookGB: of course its easier lmao
Mindfire13: Personally prefer the Maid of Dishonor version of Anje
 frozenphoenix7: Please ignore my tired butt
  LRRbot: War Mammoth [3G] | Creature — Elephant [3/3] | Trample
QuixoticScrivener: mayhem respects timing rules, I think
 fcloud: twoooo damage
  LRRbot: Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." / Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}.
EricTheOrange: the most legendary mammoth
 Thadrin46: Noone brave enough to play Asmoranomordicadaistinaculdacar.
 Kentosaurus: someone take lrrbot's keys
 e_bloc: love you LRRbot
 MookGB: big dragon
 frozenphoenix7: On one hand, the War Mammoth is not all that threatening and is acceptable.  On the other hand, it is Green and not Rakdos, so we've decided we must disqualify Cori.
 definenull: Ha baba da gada?
 NotCainNorAbel: BEN!
 Bugberry: the original art makes it a lot clearer
 thraximore: 
 ekplayscards: boooooo
 MegaDosX: Benjamin.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
bbblehh: this mishra is really cool i've wanted to make a deck with him for a while now
EricTheOrange: boooo
 MrSarkhan: 
 e_bloc: 
ThePixelSavage: booooo
n0tboy_: LMAO
EricTheOrange: -2
 thraximore: hahaha
 GirlPainting: what red is goes fawa
 WiJohn:   
 TehAmelie: that joke gained some mak disfawa
 johnnylongtorso: hello muddah, hello fawa
toturi91: Ben goes to jail for bad pun lol
BloodnBullets: How to murder a neurodivergent person: tempt them with a hyperfocus then rug pull them.
3schr: Anger Management - Gooz Fraba
 fcloud: sacrificey graveyardey is the new timey wimey
 e_bloc: this card slaps
 Bugberry: Red/Black definitely doesn't enjoy saccing their own things.
  LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Thadrin46: These decks seem speedy
  LRRbot: Dingus Egg [4] | Artifact | Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
 fcloud: reading the card?? seems like cheating
JonHerzogArtist: Is this the Game Knights championship Rankle & Torbran?
3schr: @Thadrin46 Are you Above or Below 2 games tonight?
 Frostwriter111: Dingus Egg??
bbblehh: dingus egg????
oneala: @LRRbot hmmmm
 TehAmelie: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Heroic Brew!
 Dog_of_Myth: @JonHerzogArtist it is, but kathleen has updated it
 Thadrin46: @3schr 2 seems plausible.
Gooseblast: No rakdos decks needs any treasures surely
 coachNelly: happy rakdos commander night theatre nerds
3schr: @Thadrin46 We should make the line 1.5 then
  LRRbot: Graven Cairns | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B/R}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{R}, or {R}{R}.
3schr: @LoadingReadyRun can we get a Gamba for +/- 1.5 games tonight?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bugberry: Future Sight OG
  LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
  Juliamon: We could do that, maybe
 Diabore: !decks
  LRRbot: (29 Aug 2025: BR Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/JjhNikd4r0OEHtm8uX7sqQ Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/5d_EQ_ase0K43Bej2JjdYw Kathleen - https://moxfield.com/decks/dcywY59W1keZLWtwyTvS6A Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TwnWiHZxjUSxNmKiSDYi1A
  LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
3schr: @Juliamon Oh Hai. I didn't see any mods in the space that I cared to scroll up
  LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
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 GirlPainting: thats the FUN part....you ALL are big evil bad guys
  Akaiatana: Volcanic Dragon
 TehAmelie: somewhat one sided vote eh
  LRRbot: Celestial Prism [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 e_bloc: I think I'd consider flame jab, or filth.  But I guess encore does a lot of work
  Juliamon: now it's one-sided the other way
 sporkraptor: ooo necrons@ ^___^
 TehAmelie: what a swing
 Bugberry: Rakdos Pit Dragon is pretty mid, and color appropriate. One of the only dragons without natural flying.
 GirlPainting: cast your VOTE
  LRRbot: Crime Novelist [2R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [1/3] | Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and add {R}.
 sporkraptor: necrons are my second favorite 40k group after tyranids
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 MegaDosX: Love this card's flavour text
ThePixelSavage: @Bugberry you just know the Rakdos took its wing just to be cruel and laugh about it
  LRRbot: Ruin Grinder [5R] | Artifact Creature — Construct [7/4] | Menace / When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. / Mountaincycling {2}
3schr: Thank you @Juliamon 
  LRRbot: Anje Falkenrath [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [1/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / Whenever you discard a card, if it has madness, untap Anje Falkenrath.
  LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 worn_powerstone: first blood!
 e_bloc: So you can judge exactly how much of a sicko Ben is if tortured existence is in the deck
 Bugberry: @sporkraptor I'm glad Votann are in the new Mechanicus game.
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3schr: Got there eventually!
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 sporkraptor: @Bugberry Spouse has floated the idea of making a Necron army with Dalek minis several times XD
 Bugberry: Arrakis
 3schr: Thank you @Juliamon  
 Diabore: ah yes, cockus
 3schr: Oops. Already sent that
 GirlPainting: is blood crypt an easter egg about interview with a vampire?
  LRRbot: Harmonic Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Prowess / If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 Bugberry: @sporkraptor and Steeljacks for the Cybermen?
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 sporkraptor: @Bugberry ooo yessss
 MegaDosX: Yeah that's gonna put in work in Black Waltz
  LRRbot: Vampiric Link [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
 JKBalch: Rakdos party night?
 Diabore: um akshually, not strictly lifelink
 e_bloc: A lot of potential powerful magic out there
 TehAmelie: Spirit Link is back! in black!
 JRandomHacker: slowlink
 Bugberry: @sporkraptor although I guess flavorfully Cybermen are more like Servitors.
 MegaDosX: Are there any stifle cards in Rakdos colours?
  LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 e_bloc: The lifelink that actually stacks
  LRRbot: Persist [1B] | Sorcery | Return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it.
  LRRbot: Ruin Grinder [5R] | Artifact Creature — Construct [7/4] | Menace / When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. / Mountaincycling {2}
zuha91: vampiric link: triggered ability = can be countered. no life link, achyally
 MegaDosX: I think you activated Cameron
 sporkraptor: grinding on those ruins
 GirlPainting: Camerons Blue genes are rebelling against the black red ^^
  LRRbot: Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh [1RR] (back: Chandra, Roaring Flame) | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast a red spell, untap Chandra. / {T}: Chandra deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. If Chandra has dealt 3 or more damage this turn, exile her, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 Bugberry: Just like old-timey deathtouch, the "basilisk ability".
 Frostwriter111: legally distinct lifelink
SourAndSublimes: german lol
 MegaDosX: lmaooooo
 MrPipboy3000: But if you give it actual lifelink, you gain the life twice
  LRRbot: Chandra, Roaring Flame (front: Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh) | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [+1]: Chandra deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / [−2]: Chandra deals 2 damage to target creature. / [−7]: Chandra deals 6 damage to each opponent. Each player dealt damage this way gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to you."
BloodnBullets: And it can stack with lifelink!
 e_bloc: Otoh if you have multiple cards that give that ability or give it to something with lifelink, you stack
 definenull: OK chat what's your favourite flavour of ice cream
 e_bloc: Yeah all that stuff everyone else said
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
oneala: Calling German cards Wheeler-vision is pretty funny
 JRandomHacker: I definitely just tried to pause this like a youtube video so I could concentrate on a P1P1
 A_Dub888: @definenull mint chip
 Fruan: All icecream is good icecream
powerflapjack: did she get it from wheeler, lmao
 Diabore: @JRandomHacker did it work?
 definenull: OK lol nvm no need to hide the card text
 JRandomHacker: @Diabore nope!
  LRRbot: Fiery Temper [1RR] | Instant | Fiery Temper deals 3 damage to any target. / Madness {R}
 MegaDosX: Huh.
 definenull: Ruude
 Bugberry: fight fire with fire
  LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
 fcloud: "i'm gonna activate on ya" "no, cameron, don't activate on 'em!"
 GirlPainting: Zippotrix Mc Edgelord has hit the bin!
zuha91: All this reading. for nothing
 e_bloc: are there declists
Gooseblast: Madness is such a cool mechanic
 Dog_of_Myth: !decklist
  LRRbot: (29 Aug 2025: BR Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/JjhNikd4r0OEHtm8uX7sqQ Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/5d_EQ_ase0K43Bej2JjdYw Kathleen - https://moxfield.com/decks/dcywY59W1keZLWtwyTvS6A Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TwnWiHZxjUSxNmKiSDYi1A
 e_bloc: just curious if there's anything really stinky with crime novelist
  LRRbot: Magmakin Artillerist [2R] | Creature — Elemental Pirate [1/4] | Whenever you discard one or more cards, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent. / Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
 e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth what a clever command lol.  Thank you!
BloodnBullets: Its first grade SpongeBob.
 ElektroTal: eh, close enough?
 MegaDosX: I mean it's still good in this deck
 MegaDosX: Just cast it lmao
 e_bloc: now that sounds like madness
 GirlPainting: casting creatures?....who is he and what did he do to cameron?
 MegaDosX: Homelands over in the corner
 MookGB: MH3 is the worst set of all time
Gooseblast: What
 raulghoulia: 16%
 MrPipboy3000: Homelands exists ... can't be true
 neisan2112: That whole vote made not sence
 MegaDosX: There's no way
 ElektroTal: Prophecy was RIGHT THERE
oneala: @GirlPainting when he starts turning them sideways, that’s when we really gotta worry.
EricTheOrange: worse than kamigawa!?
powerflapjack: "all UB sets" and then like 3 UB sets
 Bugberry: Aetherdrift was a good Limited format.
Manitu_25: aetherdrift was fine
 MookGB: The dark is sick
 GirlPainting: oneala true
Manitu_25: not more, not less
QuixoticScrivener: Legions says bonjour
 neisan2112: Oh yeah "All UB" Also 2 UB sets, including one that isn't even out
 RatherLargeToad: hot take: Aerherdrift had the best Magic story of the year
EricTheOrange: I'd say homelands or fallen empires
 ElektroTal: I worked on Aetherdrift, ergo it can't be bad
 Fruan: @ElektroTal Prophecy is the only Magic set that doesn't want you to play Magic
 admiral_sky_: @RatherLargeToad SO based for this
 GirlPainting: everything is FINE™
toturi91: I had fun
n0tboy_: aetherdrift has stock up so it's based
 nevyn666: aether drift was ok. EoE was amazing
 MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Unassailable logic tbh
powerflapjack: the worst thing about aetherdrift is that stock up is an annoying card to play against in standard
Manitu_25: at this point i take anything in universe lol
 e_bloc: does edhrec know what sorrow's path does
  LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 30teracyte: tbf those results were from twitter responses, the article edhrec wrote about it had homelands as the worst set
oneala: @Manitu_25 honestly though.
 MookGB: Prophecy, MH3, MH2, Homelands, Fallen Empires, Spiderman are all worse than aetherdrift
   LoadingReadyRun: I choose to believe the Magmakin Artillerist is an "Elemental Pirate" in the sense that he is the true essence of Pirate, from the plane of Pirates
n0tboy_: spider man isnt even out how can you confidently just say that
 e_bloc: aetherdrift has stock up, how can it be bad
 MegaDosX: I'm not sure we can call Spider-Man better or worse than anything when it hasn't even been fully spoiled, let alone come out yet
 definenull: Oof is cori stuck on lands 
 TehAmelie: the irreducible element of pirate
powerflapjack: @e_bloc that's why it's bad, imo, lmao
 RatherLargeToad: the new mechanics for spiderman actually look pretty dope, so I’m cautiously optimistic for it
n0tboy_: @e_bloc real
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 MegaDosX: !card secluded starforge
  LRRbot: Secluded Starforge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. / {5}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
zuha91: Is all cards in german?
  LRRbot: Secluded Starforge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. / {5}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 e_bloc: @powerflapjack I suppose there are two ways to look at that
 3schr: @zuha91 Ja
mogli354: @zuha91 only way they know how
 admiral_sky_: oh it's the silly art of this land
  LRRbot: The Warring Triad [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — God [5/5] | Flying, trample, haste / As long as there are fewer than eight cards in your graveyard, The Warring Triad isn't a creature. / {T}, Mill a card: Target player adds one mana of any color.
ArtOfStuttering: We all remember Aetherdrift therefore it can't be bad. Remember Assassin's Creed? Me neither.
 3schr: @admiral_sky_ Yeah... I wasn't expecting a person primarily in my land art
 MookGB: Blame Wizards for releasing spiderman and avatar so soon
 3schr: "person:
powerflapjack: (fierce battle intensifies)
 TehAmelie: nobody jostle the triad or the world ends
 Bugberry: @ArtOfStuttering it had plenty of cool cards
Manitu_25: my friends and me are doing a edge 4pack draft on sunday, so hyped 
oneala: @MookGB did somebody say product fatigue?
 MookGB: Asassins creed was a good set with bad distribution
 Diabore: only in play yeah?
BloodnBullets: pretty fly for a vamp-ire
 MookGB: If they did mostly the same cards but as commander decks it would have been seen well like 40k
 definenull: Basic mountain, also known as swamp
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 MegaDosX: It's how they templated the Theros gods
 MegaDosX: !card athreos, shroud-veiled
  LRRbot: Athreos, Shroud-Veiled [4WB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [4/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and black is less than seven, Athreos isn't a creature. / At the beginning of your end step, put a coin counter on another target creature. / Whenever a creature with a coin counter on it dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 Fruan: They want it to be a creature in all other zones
 e_bloc: well it pushes on 7
 JRandomHacker: It makes it interact better with "this is, conceptually, a creature card"
 ElektroTal: Warring Triad has devotion to death
 fcloud: wotc strongly prefers to put the condition first and the effect second
 e_bloc: @Fruan that is very interesting
powerflapjack: devotion to ruin
 MegaDosX: Bars, Shivam
 MookGB: I guess if there was threshold they would need to make it a vehicle or something else, that doesn't work within the magic rules if its a creature
  LRRbot: Rankle and Torbran [1BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf [3/4] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — / • Each player creates a Treasure token. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
zuha91: If it would give it power and toughness when threshold, it could not be commander
 GirlPainting: has anybody ever atempted an un set commander pod?
  LRRbot: Haunted Ridge | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
bbblehh: i really wanted to make a reanimator type deck in pioneer with rankle and torbran as a potential target
 MegaDosX: Wow, Ben
 MookGB: @zuha91 could be a vehicle without crew cost but thats a flavor loss
  LRRbot: Molten Slagheap | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. / {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}.
 LithelyUnshod: Ridge untapped
 MegaDosX: Oh yeah Haunted Ridge enters untapped for Cameron
 MegaDosX: There we go
  LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
  LRRbot: Fiery Inscription [2R] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, the Ring tempts you. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 MegaDosX: Oh hey
zuha91: That ruling was not available when FF came out. but yeas
 MegaDosX: Yeah, four damage lmao
 MegaDosX: Who is your ringbearer Cori?
bbblehh: does the prodigy double its own prowess triggers
 MegaDosX: !card harmonic prodigy
  LRRbot: Harmonic Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Prowess / If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 Diabore: cori likes it so shes gonna put a ring on it
 Bugberry: My favorite recent Brawl deck was a Far Fortune one. Really glad Aetherdrift brought that Mad Max vibe we haven't seen since Time Spiral.
 MegaDosX: Another wizard, so no
 oneala: @bbblehh with multiple, yes but with just the one no.
 MegaDosX: If it triggered itself it'd be even more busted 
bbblehh: oh yea i guess they don't really template cards like that anymore
 admiral_sky_: if you make it a shaman, would it double its own prowess then?
 MegaDosX: Yeah I think it would
  LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
 e_bloc: harmonic prodigy is going to smack my lich up
 admiral_sky_: awesome
 MegaDosX: Since it's "a shaman or another wizard"
 Frostwriter111: above average furnace
 MegaDosX: So you just need Maskwood Nexus or whatever
 A_Dub888: plusfurnace
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 MegaDosX: Doubleplusfurnace
 TehAmelie: Furnice
  LRRbot: Their Name Is Death [3BBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all nonartifact creatures.
BloodnBullets: honestly the furnace might be a liability in red/x night. might get shattered
 e_bloc: seems a little rude
  LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
 MegaDosX: Neat
 PipeSmokingOwl: could have done over under betting for how many bordwipes in all rakdos lol
 PipeSmokingOwl: 3 seems reasonable
 e_bloc: I like that every set gets a 1 mana malakir rebirth-like and 1 mana snakeskin veil-like
  LRRbot: Torbran, Thane of Red Fell [1RRR] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [2/4] | If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
 MegaDosX: Hmmmmmmm
 A_Dub888: Tworbran
 iris_of_ether: I love that Torbran
 MegaDosX: Gee Kathleen, how come your mum lets you have two Torbrans?
 TehAmelie: Thor does like his bran
 HadesLeprechaun: My boy!
zuha91: next turn rankle?
 oneala: torbran-ception
Gooseblast: Twinbran
 Fruan: Torbran^2
 MegaDosX: Rankle and Torbrans
 MrPipboy3000: My Two Torbrands
 MegaDosX: Now Kathleen just needs to cast the Master of Prankles and she'd have Rankles and Torbrans
 e_bloc: pretty sure the rules say if Kathleen casts Rankle next turn, she automatically wins the game
 Fruan: If you factor out the Torbran, you get Torbran(Rankle +1)
  LRRbot: Forgotten Cave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {R}
 e_bloc: @Fruan how do we calculate the area under the mana curve though
  LRRbot: Anje Falkenrath [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [1/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / Whenever you discard a card, if it has madness, untap Anje Falkenrath.
 korvys: Cave Johnson here!
 TehAmelie: i wonder how many caves there are no one remembers
zuha91: Fast vampire, not very strong, decent toughness
 MookGB: You're integrating a discrete function which is really easy cause its just a sum
 NonMint: Counting is for blockers Cam.
 MookGB: Integrate the indicator functions of the cards you have
 e_bloc: look it's hard enough to even make a calculus joke, much less a marginally funny one
 fcloud: @e_bloc it's not that hard, you just have to integrate it into the conversation
  LRRbot: Necrogoyf [3BB] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/4] | Necrogoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card. / Madness {1}{B}{B}
 neisan2112: Ayyyy
 neisan2112: Goyf!
 TehAmelie: i have a glorious calculus joke which unfortunately this margin is too narrow to contain
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Gooseblast: Teamwork!
 thraximore: hahaha
 admiral_sky_: W
chaostreader: did Cam draw a card from Anje?
 e_bloc: @TehAmelie okay so it can be done
 nevyn666: madness, takes it's toll.
 Welbog: Isn't Anje summoned sick?
zuha91: 7
  LRRbot: Necron Deathmark [3BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [5/3] | Flash / Synaptic Disintegrator — When this creature enters, destroy up to one target creature and target player mills three cards.
chaostreader: @welbog Haste
 Dog_of_Myth: @Welbog Haste
 Welbog: Oh hecc
 TehAmelie: i don't know, didn't they prove Fermat couldn't have had that proof with the math that was known at the time and was just joking?
  LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
 definenull: Time for gamba!
toturi91: time is what we’re warping
 NonMint: again?
  LRRbot: Wheel of Misfortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
 e_bloc: @TehAmelie that's interesting.  I guess it's also possible he thought he proved it but overlooked an error
 TabbyLavalamp: 
TheRealRDMT: Ooh, Red/Black? I run Mahadi but I need better sac outlets.
 MegaDosX: I like making the person who cast Chaos Warp having to cut, so it's their fault what ends up on top
  LRRbot: Scrap Mastery [3RR] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all artifact cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all artifacts they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
 Welbog: @MegaDosX Power move
 definenull: oh living death
 MegaDosX: Oh shit it's artifact Living Death
  LRRbot: Asylum Visitor [1B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [3/1] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. / Madness {1}{B}
 MegaDosX: !card ruin grinder
  LRRbot: Ruin Grinder [5R] | Artifact Creature — Construct [7/4] | Menace / When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. / Mountaincycling {2}
 MegaDosX: Oh it's a may
 neisan2112: Great Furnace too
TheRealRDMT: Ruin Grider is a May which is okay.
 MegaDosX: Great Furnace goes away too
 Dog_of_Myth: Great Furnace as well Ben
TheRealRDMT: *Grinder
 neisan2112: Yeha he got it
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 MegaDosX: OK cool
 e_bloc: it's too bad Cam is tapped out because that has so much potential for silliness
owangel1: Cam's Signet goes away
zuha91: so how strong goyf? 5?
TheRealRDMT: That's not a draw trigger, right?
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
  LRRbot: The Warring Triad [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — God [5/5] | Flying, trample, haste / As long as there are fewer than eight cards in your graveyard, The Warring Triad isn't a creature. / {T}, Mill a card: Target player adds one mana of any color.
TheRealRDMT: 
  LRRbot: Necron Deathmark [3BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [5/3] | Flash / Synaptic Disintegrator — When this creature enters, destroy up to one target creature and target player mills three cards.
  LRRbot: Depthshaker Titan [5RR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [5/5] | When this creature enters, any number of target noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 artifact creatures. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. / Each artifact creature you control has melee, trample, and haste.
TheRealRDMT: Rankle and Torbran is fun.
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Susur Secundi, Void Altar | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Station / STATION 12+ / {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.
TheRealRDMT: That's so much text.
  LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
 MegaDosX: Is that a Necrogoyf on Cam's board?
ThePixelSavage: it is
 Diabore: famously only used for fair things myr retriever
 MegaDosX: !card necrogoyf
  LRRbot: Necrogoyf [3BB] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/4] | Necrogoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card. / Madness {1}{B}{B}
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TheRealRDMT: House rule: you have to read all the text on the card, and if you fail to do so, you exile it.
  LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
 MegaDosX: So Kathleen needs to discard
chaostreader: oh. right. necro trigger.
 fcloud: tap. tap, with your special lan
 MegaDosX: Oh hell
  LRRbot: Spectacular Showdown [1R] | Sorcery | Put a double strike counter on target creature, then goad each creature that had a double strike counter put on it this way. / Overload {4}{R}{R}{R}
 e_bloc: I find it very easy to not read the 'sacrifice' part of depthshaker titan
TheRealRDMT: odang
 e_bloc: 
 A_Dub888: 
zuha91: battle. yes
 DeM0nFiRe: Kathleen chose double violence!
 Voidhawk42: Oh god
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 oneala: such violence!
 Voidhawk42: This is an achetypal "EACH??"
 e_bloc: Kathleen is leading the agent-of-chaos poll
ThePixelSavage: kathleen still needs to discard to goyf?
 TehAmelie: feels like everyone's deck is a different flavor of balrog. so much shadow and flame.
TruPhantomAngel: Huh, is Ben's jersey a monster themed one for Mothman? That's cool.
 Bugberry: I think double strike originated around Legions, I can't remember if it was a fan suggestion or something similar.
 MegaDosX: Oh hell with double strike
 MegaDosX: And they trigger again
 neisan2112: Also you get to do that trigger twice
 e_bloc: 
 neisan2112: Cus its on each hit
 fcloud: E.T. reference?
TruPhantomAngel: You're all rich!
 MegaDosX: Kathleen could do a /preposterous/ amount of damage with Rankle and Torbran having double strike
ThePixelSavage: "We are rich" Points to gold
   LoadingReadyRun: I wish Rankle and Torbran (and the other team up cards) had flavor labels on the abilities. To say who is acting. Rankle - do this, Torbran - Do that
 admiral_sky_: that would be awesome
TruPhantomAngel: @LoadingReadyRun I would have liked that too!
 Jaolen: goyf is “each player” right
Mindfire13: What would Yargle and Multani say then?
 e_bloc: just at least 14 damage
 neisan2112: 7 double strike, woof
 sporkraptor: MacroGoyf
 TehAmelie: we can house rule in the flavor
  LRRbot: Shadowgrange Archfiend [6B] | Creature — Demon [8/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures they control. You gain life equal to the greatest power among creatures sacrificed this way. / Madness—{2}{B}, Pay 8 life.
 e_bloc: oh god
TruPhantomAngel: @Mindfire13 Technically the flavor text is already that! lol
zuha91: Yes. black card
 neisan2112: Woah, I need to play that in something
ThePixelSavage: increment goyf to 10
TruPhantomAngel: I forgot this demon existed. Its interesting.
Mindfire13: @TruPhantomAngel I guess that makes sense.
TruPhantomAngel: The look makes me wonder if we could a similar looking one for Miss Highwater someday.
 A_Dub888: !cad warring triad
 A_Dub888: !card warring triad
  LRRbot: The Warring Triad [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — God [5/5] | Flying, trample, haste / As long as there are fewer than eight cards in your graveyard, The Warring Triad isn't a creature. / {T}, Mill a card: Target player adds one mana of any color.
 e_bloc: it would be so rude to bite the hand that fed all your creatures double-strike
  LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
TruPhantomAngel: @LRRbot This is one of my odd ball fav designs for a card in awhile. Yes, Im partial to FF6. lol
   LoadingReadyRun: Goaded avec le sauce
ThePixelSavage: goyf at 12
 A_Dub888: better than good furnace
zuha91: Rankle and Torbran went to zone
ThePixelSavage: 11 then
t7112: does Cori discard too?
 e_bloc: at this point I think you could build an entire commander deck out of 40 lands and 60 manaliths-with-an-extra-ability
 MegaDosX: !card foundry inspector
  LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
toturi91: yes
  LRRbot: Unexpected Windfall [2RR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
 Bugberry: Unearth is an activated ability I think.
 Jaolen: unearth is an ability
Spades_Slicc: Unearth is not cast it's an ability
 MookGB: doesnt work with unearth
 MegaDosX: Unearth is an ability so no
Mindfire13: Unearth is an ability, not a casting cost
 definenull: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 e_bloc: !card Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa
  LRRbot: Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." / Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}.
 Cptasparagus: never listen to the first chat
 admiral_sky_: @e_bloc is there a manalith that's a legendary creature? might only get 59 manaliths
  LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
 e_bloc: was hoping it had the reminder text for unearth
 Bugberry: I remember because the Powerstones from BRO could be used to pay for Unearth.
TruPhantomAngel: Damn it, I've had the name Black Waltz No. 3 ruined for me when people played it with Mambo No. 5. XD
 e_bloc: @admiral_sky_ the Warring Triad is definitely one
  LRRbot: Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." / Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}.
  LRRbot: Depthshaker Titan [5RR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [5/5] | When this creature enters, any number of target noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 artifact creatures. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. / Each artifact creature you control has melee, trample, and haste.
 e_bloc: oh
TruPhantomAngel: Damn, that's pretty good.
t7112: what is melee?
 e_bloc: so I see we're here for a good time, not a long time
 MegaDosX: Vihaan who?
Mindfire13: Its the red version of Cyberdrive Awakener!
 e_bloc: melee is +1/+1 for each player you are attacking
ThePixelSavage: goyf down to 10
 Frostwriter111: Whenever a creature with melee attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.
TruPhantomAngel: Melee was introduced in Conspiracy: Take the Crown.
 definenull: more gamba!
 TehAmelie: remember when Ben didn't want to be the big bad yet
TruPhantomAngel: Damn I miss Conspiracy.... 
 sporkraptor: ey, we're shufflin here!
 e_bloc: maybe all commander games should be B/R only
 e_bloc: that's correct
 MegaDosX: Each creature gets +1/+1 for each player you have attacked this turn
 definenull: yeah you're gucci
  LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
Mindfire13: Melee is "this creature... for each player attacked." Attacking only one player still gives +1/+1
 e_bloc: this kills the Kathleen
ThePixelSavage: goyf is at 0
 MegaDosX: Rakdos game go beep
  LRRbot: Judith, Carnage Connoisseur [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [3/4] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — / • That spell gains deathtouch and lifelink. / • Create a 2/2 red Imp creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."
t7112: GG
 definenull: zoomies!
ThePixelSavage: 2 more games!
Spades_Slicc: that robot + munitions tokens
t7112: great game!
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Mindfire13: Its closer to Cyberdrive Awakerner
 e_bloc: you do have to sac the creatures, but that's assuming you don't just kill everyone
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Well, Kathleen wanted the game to be over. So... uh... mission accomplished?
 Sage0fMadness: dang, game 1 over already
 sporkraptor: might get a game 3 XD
PorpoisesUnknown: just got some snacks for game 1 and....
 MegaDosX: @PorpoisesUnknown Well now you have snacks for game 2!
 TehAmelie: i predict the rakdos  league will RAK up DOSens of games
PorpoisesUnknown: @MegaDosX that's big pHACTS
Manitu_25: lmaaao
 TehAmelie: wait that's not even the name for red-black is it
 DeM0nFiRe: 
adept_nekomancer: Hard sci-fi, harder piss
 vinewood_og: Mike's hard piss
   LoadingReadyRun: Narrator: "It wasn't lemon"
 Territan: In space, no one can hear you weeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
  LRRbot: Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass (front: Shatterskull Smashing) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
 sporkraptor: one of those flippy lands
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat, I had to step away. Who won the first game?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelplessShakingOryxTheThing-TVQkxOrCVf4Mhsvz
 TehAmelie: "it was not delicious candy"
 MegaDosX: Shatterskull Smashing does seem good with Rankle and Torbran
  LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Susur Secundi, Void Altar | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Station / STATION 12+ / {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Cptasparagus: Sussy 2
 MegaDosX: Bygone Colossus
 MegaDosX: Or whatever it's called
  LRRbot: Shizo, Death's Storehouse | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / {B}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn.
 Bugberry: a very appropriate Red/Black snack would be both red and black Twizzlers.
 oneala: @MegaDosX yup! that’s the one.
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 sporkraptor: what does Death store in their house? o__O
 thraximore: @sporkraptor more death usually
 A_Dub888: "Welcome to Shizo, ask about our friends and family rates"
  LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 sporkraptor: @thraximore "death, death, death, spam, and death"
  LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
 Bugberry: the death store has killer deals
  LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
 sporkraptor: @Bugberry *chokes*
 TehAmelie: perfect is the enemy of Great Furnace
  LRRbot: Agadeem, the Undercrypt (front: Agadeem's Awakening) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
 thraximore: @TehAmelie +2
  LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
 e_bloc: don't worry, it's just a mana rock
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 thraximore: oh. it doesn't sac to return a creature
 thraximore: hm
 MegaDosX: Sure doesn't
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 A_Dub888: !card suplex
  LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
  LRRbot: Anje Falkenrath [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [1/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / Whenever you discard a card, if it has madness, untap Anje Falkenrath.
  LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
  LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
 e_bloc: "we could have it sac to return a creature, but what if we give it 2 +1/+1 counters instead"
 fcloud: once more, they will replenish themselves... cheat death again...
 MrPipboy3000: Nobody beats The WiZ
 A_Dub888: minuscoldwizz
QuixoticScrivener: Cameron, is the art on that Reliquary Tower upside down?
 TehAmelie: hmm in Final Fantasy lore, it seems you should be able to destroy crystals with Soft
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 Dog_of_Myth: That happened
 Bugberry: Favorite joke from Airplane 2. "danger vacuum" opens door to be attacked by vacuum cleaner.
adept_nekomancer: Spacesquatch
  LRRbot: Ayara, Widow of the Realm [1BB] (back: Ayara, Furnace Queen) | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Ayara deals X damage to target opponent or battle and you gain X life, where X is the sacrificed permanent's mana value. / {5}{R/P}: Transform Ayara. Activate only as a sorcery.
 e_bloc: how do you sneak something that large
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  LRRbot: Ayara, Furnace Queen (front: Ayara, Widow of the Realm) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Elf Noble [4/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, return up to one target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
 Voidhawk42: It definitely happened, though it wasn;t so much smuggled as "everyone at Nasa he asked for permission thought it was a hoot"
 korvys: https://media.tenor.com/xh0tBa65HC0AAAAM/treyreloaded.gif
 Bugberry: too fancy
 Jamming_with_Jandalf: i read of another prank, where an astronaut smuggled a tape recorder with a recording of his wife into orbit. Then he radioed houston and had his recorded wife told mission control that she popped in to bring the astronauts some homemade food
 JRandomHacker: It was Scott Kelly, twin brother of also-astronaut Mark Kelly
  LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
  LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
 Cptasparagus: have heart attacks and die
 e_bloc: justifiable homicide
  LRRbot: Drownyard Temple | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 definenull: so mayhem devil is missing a lot of words, like 'non-token'
 Voidhawk42: Bark Dargin's house of Dark Bargins
 HedgehogKnight: I for one welcome our new gorilla overlord
  LRRbot: Bone Miser [4B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/4] | Whenever you discard a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Whenever you discard a land card, add {B}{B}. / Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.
 e_bloc: everything that happened this turn is 100% my jam
 TehAmelie: my dream is to become an astronauts and pull a prank that makes them install locks on the shuttle door
 Bugberry: warning shot
   LoadingReadyRun: Hey Bone Miser, stop hogging all the bones!
 MegaDosX: Yeah Mayhem Devil is a problem for Cori's deck with the 0/1 black mages, assuming she makes a few of them
  LRRbot: Vandalblast [R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact you don't control. / Overload {4}{R}
 e_bloc: that was so good for ben. . . overloading vandleblast would ruin him
  LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
KarlHellisearth: could’ve been worse, someone could’ve played a grave pact
 A_Dub888: They call me Bone Miser, whatever I touch, starts to rot in my clutch. I'm too much
 Bugberry: @KarlHellisearth or the Supervoid
 wertyy42: 2 pings!
  LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
KarlHellisearth: i’ve already been on the bad side of super void plus braids. It’s not exactly a nice place to be.
  LRRbot: Ruin Grinder [5R] | Artifact Creature — Construct [7/4] | Menace / When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. / Mountaincycling {2}
 wertyy42: Missed the wayfarer's bauble ping for mayhem devil too
QuixoticScrivener: should it be two triggers, one for treasure, one for bauble?
adept_nekomancer: No longer all upside
 e_bloc: just go counterclockwise to be fair
  LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
  LRRbot: Crime Novelist [2R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [1/3] | Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and add {R}.
 TehAmelie: word crimes
 Bugberry: she does very novel crimes
TruPhantomAngel: So its even more like Kathleen. lol
 e_bloc: will be reprinted in the JK Rowling secret lair
 MegaDosX: What's Ravnica's equivalent of AO3 I wonder?
KeytarCat: But the wasted value!
 TehAmelie: new theory: Crime Novelist created Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
 TehAmelie: a word crime if there ever was one
TruPhantomAngel: @MegaDosX That's the shadowy side of that bulletin board Saheeli and Huatli were looking at. lol
 MegaDosX: This does seem a deck with a few moving parts
 Bugberry: Rakdos is always "everyone is my enemy" color pair, tied with Azorius.
 e_bloc: throwing things at people is essenetially sacrificing them
KeytarCat: "Hit everyone" v "frustrate everyone"
 e_bloc: i'm not sure if this was discussed or even considered, but is there a bracket that's aimed for when the decks are built
  LRRbot: Spikefield Hazard [R] (back: Spikefield Cave) | Instant | Spikefield Hazard deals 1 damage to any target. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (29 Aug 2025: BR Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/JjhNikd4r0OEHtm8uX7sqQ Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/5d_EQ_ase0K43Bej2JjdYw Kathleen - https://moxfield.com/decks/dcywY59W1keZLWtwyTvS6A Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TwnWiHZxjUSxNmKiSDYi1A
  LRRbot: Charcoal Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
 e_bloc: huh, I didn't realize Moxfield provided bracket information
  LRRbot: Drownyard Temple | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 Uzumaki15: Doesn't Rankle and Torbran only deal the extra damage to players? wouldn't that not have killed Ayara?
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Yeah, they added it pretty fast to the website.
 MegaDosX: Hmmmmmmmm.
 Marvoleath: @e_bloc WotC actually worked with them, Archidekt and some other sites to make sure they do, when they introduced the system
 e_bloc: smart
Morrigan9: affinity for vertibre
 LithelyUnshod: @Dog_of_Myth The devs of Moxfield and Archidekt were briefed ahead of the launch of brackets so the could go up right away
 fcloud: all four player secretly running rakdos battles
 MegaDosX: I think battles can fit in a couple of decks, but they're not strong enough yet to be a dedicated deck
 e_bloc: props to wotc on that one
 MegaDosX: Like I have an Ovika list I've considered building that would run the Invasion of Segovia to let the goblins tap for mana
 MegaDosX: And anything that cares about card types like Loot or the WOE commander Korvold can run them for extra value
lard_goddess_2021: man i remember watching their youtube channel like 12y ago
lard_goddess_2021: only now realized they do mtg
 Uzumaki15: I run Invasion of Fioria in a few of my black decks it's a fine budget board wipe
 e_bloc: @MegaDosX yeah, it makes Atraxa marginally more backbreaking
 Bugberry: @MegaDosX Winter loves them too.
 MegaDosX: Yeah he would
targg8897: Oh rakdos pod
lard_goddess_2021: where's the tall guy
 e_bloc: I've been trying to find a battle to fit into a commander deck since they were printed, and I haven't managed it yet
 MegaDosX: @lard_goddess_2021 Gonna need to narrow that one down a bit 
lard_goddess_2021: the main tall LRR guy
  LRRbot: Ayara, Furnace Queen (front: Ayara, Widow of the Realm) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Elf Noble [4/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, return up to one target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
lard_goddess_2021: umm.... hosted the talk show they did like 12 years ago with kathleen
 MegaDosX: Do you mean Graham?
lard_goddess_2021: yes i think
 Dog_of_Myth: Do you mean Graham?
   LoadingReadyRun: @lard_goddess_2021 welcome! we've been making mtg content for a long time. It's all over on our mtg youtube channel youtube.com/lrrmtg
 MegaDosX: He's not on this particular stream tonight
  LRRbot: Spine of Ish Sah [7] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben....
 e_bloc: Kathleen and Graham aren't allowed on the same magic stream because of fear of collusion 
 MegaDosX: Benjamin.
BTownMC: labor day weekend..
 fcloud: fun fact: the youtube channel "LRRMTG" stands for "Loading Ready Run Main Tall Guy"
lard_goddess_2021: wow sexist
  LRRbot: Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh [1RR] (back: Chandra, Roaring Flame) | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast a red spell, untap Chandra. / {T}: Chandra deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. If Chandra has dealt 3 or more damage this turn, exile her, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
lard_goddess_2021: channel fully canceled
 MegaDosX: She's back!
 Bugberry: @e_bloc this is why we need more 2HG games, so that collusion is expected and encouraged.
 Dog_of_Myth: We make silly jokes here.
 e_bloc: @Bugberry yes....yes
 MegaDosX: Oh I didn't even consider how good Chandra is with Rankle and Torbran
 MegaDosX: Flips immediately if you can tap her
lard_goddess_2021: does LRR have an 'inside line' to hasbro
 e_bloc: yeah that's a big game
  LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
 MegaDosX: And if you've hit someone with Rankle and Torbran
drcthulu: They're just color impaired
 fcloud: @lard_goddess_2021 if by inside line you mean business relationship, yes
lard_goddess_2021: do they do insider trading with business secrets
 e_bloc: yeah isn't it played a lot with gleeful demolition
lard_goddess_2021: and if not why not
 oneala: voldaren epicure turn one followed by bloodtithe on two? chef’s kiss.
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh boy....
 MegaDosX: @e_bloc I can see the synergy.
 MegaDosX: Also just realised Kathleen missed out on two extra damage to everyone. Whoops!
 e_bloc: Epicure, demotion, turn 2 convoke loxodon and they all become 2/2s
CommandZoe: heyyy everyone
 MegaDosX: But this is also a fair line
  LRRbot: Rankle and Torbran [1BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf [3/4] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — / • Each player creates a Treasure token. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
 Bugberry: it's like a Command spell.
 MegaDosX: Same ability
 JRandomHacker: They go _in order_ but you can't respond between
superdude097: They happen from top to bottom
 Desruprot: top down usually
 MookGB: Always top down
 MegaDosX: So you can't respond to each one
 Relentless_Bread: Goes in order of the card top down
  LRRbot: Distemper of the Blood [1R] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. / Madness {R}
chaostreader: they work like Command spells.
 MookGB: Cant activate non-mana abilities in between as well
 MrPipboy3000: You don't have a chance to use the treasure to sac
 MegaDosX: It technically goes in order top to bottom but there's no priority in the middle
 CeridwenCoeur: All cards resolve top down
 e_bloc: love the mirage charcoal diamond
  LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
 e_bloc: @CeridwenCoeur yeah wait until they print an un-card that makes them trigger bottom to top
 MegaDosX: "Oh no, my own tactics used against me!" - Kathleen, probably
 MegaDosX: Did Kathleen discard to the blood token?
 MrPipboy3000: Blood is discard and draw
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 Electrodyne: nnnnnnice
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  LRRbot: Dark Withering [4BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / Madness {B}
 MegaDosX: Hah
 JRandomHacker: Cam is now playing cEDH Gitrog
 MegaDosX: Madness in clean up, amazing
 e_bloc: I love multiple end steps
 JRandomHacker: Wait did Cam go back above 7?
QuixoticScrivener: yup, can gitroged
 MegaDosX: Also yeah if Cam drew he still needs to discard
 TehAmelie: things i say when i look into my fridge
   LoadingReadyRun: Bone Miser is the Heat and Cold Miser's goth cousin
  LRRbot: Mana Geyser [3RR] | Sorcery | Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 TehAmelie: "i don't know why i have a food"
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes Cori
 e_bloc: thats such a good feeling
  LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 MegaDosX: For those playing at home, this is why it's ideal to keep your rocks separate to your lands 
 MegaDosX: Also, hell, Guttersnipe.
  LRRbot: Mizzix's Mastery [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery. / Overload {5}{R}{R}{R}
 definenull: YESS
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 MegaDosX: WOAH
 definenull: LETS GO
toturi91: ohh
 e_bloc: oh man I just just about to say that
 MegaDosX: YES CORI
 oneala: METAL
 e_bloc: I have dreams about this turn
  LRRbot: Vandalblast [R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact you don't control. / Overload {4}{R}
 Voidhawk42: 4x5 = 20 to everyone
 MegaDosX: Love a good Mizzix Mastery overloaded
 e_bloc: game 3?
 oneala: @e_bloc 🤞
  LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
TrueSkorn: The little -5 effect is done so well. Good job Paul!
 definenull: will they break the mono-G's record?
  LRRbot: Jeska's Will [2R] | Sorcery | Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. / • Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. / • Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: So I think technically Ben would die before the second Geyser resolves, because they all get cast so all the ping triggers go on the stack first, but it really didn't matter in the end
 InfiniTokens: Three games in 2 hours? Impressive!
toturi91: Cori with the killer turn
   LoadingReadyRun: @TrueSkorn thanks!
 MegaDosX: You still put all the spells on the stack first though, then all the rings happen
 MegaDosX: Pings rather
 e_bloc: I wonder how much damage wouldl have occurred if they needed to go higher
 MegaDosX: Basically nobody resolves overloaded Mizzix's Mastery properly because it's a nightmare to do properly, but as said, it didn't matter in the end anyway
 TabbyLavalamp: Black Waltz No. 3 is a commander I'm considering for a pauper EDH deck.
KeytarCat: Who won the first two?
 TehAmelie: that was a quick game. i bet we can get in 4
 MegaDosX: Ben won game 1, Cori won game 2
KeytarCat: Ty
 e_bloc: @MegaDosX so true.  it's either do some quick math and then concede or sit there for like six minutes and die anyway
 e_bloc: I've found underworld breech often causes the same phenomenon
 TehAmelie: "close enough for rock and roll" calculations happens a lot in Commander i bet
 MegaDosX: Breach you can at least demonstrate your loop if you're doing Breach Freeze
 e_bloc: true.  I'm a sicko that prefers vivi-breach though with no storm spells
 MegaDosX: Mizzix's Mastery done properly is you exile all your instants and sorceries, then put them all on the stack in reverse order, choosing targets each time, and then when you're done ordering them and choosing targets Mastery has finished resolving. /Then/ you get triggers like Guttersnipe for all of the spells before any copies resolve
gkgaming5: should I first pick cosmogrand zenith thoughtseize or phalange
 MegaDosX: I played a Jeskai Mastery deck in Historic for a while so I'm very familiar with how the card works >_>
KeytarCat: First pick the flange
 MegaDosX: Turn three Magma Opus is a hell of a thing 
 Voidhawk42: @gkgaming5 Sounds like Vintage cube, in which case Thoughtseize
KeytarCat: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
 MegaDosX: (though as I understand it Historic has gotten even wilder since I took a break, so.)
KeytarCat: noooo, box being mean to me while I'm sick
 pleonasticTautology: oh neat i arrived between games :3
KeytarCat: Between 3 and 4!
 MegaDosX: 2 and 3*
 pleonasticTautology: vroom vroom
 MegaDosX: Rakdos go BRRRR
 e_bloc: was monored the record for most games
 MegaDosX: Green was
 Diabore: time for the 3 hour game
KeytarCat: Thank you, I'm very not counting today
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  LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 MegaDosX: Monogreen they got four in
 e_bloc: yeah, I couldn't remember if it was red or green
  LRRbot: Agadeem, the Undercrypt (front: Agadeem's Awakening) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
 MegaDosX: At least in part because Nelson resolved an infinite loop very quickly one game
 e_bloc: yeah the monogreen stream was great value
 InfiniTokens: Three games in two hours, then one game in three hours.
 MegaDosX: Reliquary Tower as your first land is a power move
 e_bloc: thats a pretty sol ring
QuixoticScrivener: is the art on that reliquary tower upside down?
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
toturi91: still learning magic, this seems fun
   LoadingReadyRun: ya, I recall the mono red was actually fairly slow
  LRRbot: Anje Falkenrath [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [1/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / Whenever you discard a card, if it has madness, untap Anje Falkenrath.
 InfiniTokens: @toturi91 Welcome to Magic!
 RatherLargeToad: not to be confused with future card “The Mind Stone”
  LRRbot: Coruscation Mage [1R] | Creature — Otter Wizard [2/2] | Offspring {2} / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
toturi91: @InfiniTokens thanks!
 pleonasticTautology: @InfiniTokens oh thank you for reminding me, i need to place an order
 Territan: Gee, gosh-golly, and whiz!
jacqui_lantern234: hai nerds!!! yall are loved beyond measure!!! 
  LRRbot: Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid | Midgar, City of Mako [2B] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. // Reactor Raid | Sorcery — Adventure | You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
 InfiniTokens: @pleonasticTautology You're welcome 
 e_bloc: is it not a tower if it tapers at the top
 MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Nobody brought goblins or explosive decks that could just blow up the table, so yeah, the games were a little slow
KeytarCat: Hi Jacqui!
 TehAmelie: hey it's Jacqui
  LRRbot: Illuminor Szeras [2B] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [3/3] | Secrets of the Soul — {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.
 pleonasticTautology: @InfiniTokens i got some at outsider comics the other week!
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 no u
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 e_bloc: the 40K reliquary tower if you wanted to get a closer look
adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc I think that just makes it a tower with a flared base.
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 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX no u more
 jacqui_lantern234: also @Dog_of_Myth how DAER
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 no u three thousand
 Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 I dare. 
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX no u times the largest infinity!!!
 e_bloc: @adept_nekomancer safety first
 Cptasparagus: same
 InfiniTokens: @jacqui_lantern234 Did you say infinity?
 TehAmelie: i wonder if you got a mono black lifedrain commander game going it would last forever with trading life back and forth
 Dog_of_Myth: But free cookie though. 
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 MegaDosX: Yeah I mean I get it but wow
 e_bloc: if they can't use it they should give it back to you
 pleonasticTautology: i think i'm not allowed to still
  LRRbot: Lindblum, Industrial Regency // Mage Siege | Lindblum, Industrial Regency [2R] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. // Mage Siege | Instant — Adventure | Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
 Commodore_Perry_GG: i drop off blood on the reg. usually mine, too.
 MegaDosX: That's so wizard
 jacqui_lantern234: as someone who's recently needed blood, THANK YOU everyone who donates 😭
 pleonasticTautology: @Commodore_Perry_GG lmao
 Mazrae: I tend to donate plasma over blood
 InfiniTokens: As they just hand you the bag to take home
 tehfewl: as an O Neg, i try to donate as much as possible
 e_bloc: half a bag, half a cookie
 Territan: "It's the De Vere woman trying to give blood again. Bert, go get the tomato juice and funnel, I'll grab the tire pump."
 e_bloc: can I get that in a to-go jar
 oneala: free shirts too a lot of times. the DragonCon blood drive always has one.
 Diabore: !card phyrexian tower
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
 jacqui_lantern234: @tehfewl on behalf of everyone who's ever needed blood, thank you for you service
 e_bloc: the Washington Capitals often gave out bobbleheads
  LRRbot: Out of the Tombs [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two eon counters on this enchantment, then mill cards equal to the number of eon counters on it. / If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, instead return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you can't, you lose the game.
 Bugberry: angry necrons
 Cptasparagus: @oneala my favorite swag for blood was fuzzy slippers. Still have them to this day.
 LostThePirate: Dunno about in Canada, but they've lifted the restriction against men who have sexy times with other men from donating blood in the US.
  LRRbot: Sundial of the Infinite [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: End the turn. Activate only during your turn.
 Diabore: the turn is over
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh spicy
 e_bloc: on one hand, you'll never die to the enchantment
 TehAmelie: i donated enough blood to buy a fancy Neon Genesis Evangelion DVD box back in the day. that was fun
adept_nekomancer: "This turn is done, everyone take your stack and go home!"
 oneala: I love sundial in my master multiplied deck. saves a lot of myriad tokens before I get the commander out!
 e_bloc: leyline of the void would, I think, be  maximum sickness
 Diabore: !card rankle and torbran
  LRRbot: Rankle and Torbran [1BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf [3/4] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — / • Each player creates a Treasure token. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
  LRRbot: Kitchen Imp [3B] | Creature — Imp [2/2] | Flying, haste / Madness {B}
 pleonasticTautology: ben holding that thumbs up was *chef kiss*
  LRRbot: Anje's Ravager [2R] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [3/3] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Madness {1}{R}
 RatherLargeToad: This is Madness!
 definenull: Storm count?
 e_bloc: I love Anje so much
toturi91: I am unsure what is happening it it seems exciting
  LRRbot: Bloodhall Priest [2BR] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if you have no cards in hand, this creature deals 2 damage to any target. / Madness {1}{B}{R}
 pleonasticTautology: @toturi91 cam is storming out
 e_bloc: there should 10000% be a storm card with madness
 pleonasticTautology: @e_bloc g-d, imagine
 RatherLargeToad: Chatterstorm out of nowhere
 e_bloc: @pleonasticTautology I mean it could be something awful like Astral Steel, but I'd still love it
 Diabore: technically the treasure isnt available till after the sac happens but it all works out
 InfiniTokens: @pleonasticTautology That's very cool!
  LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
  LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
  LRRbot: Faith of the Devoted [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
  LRRbot: Twins of Maurer Estate [4B] | Creature — Vampire [3/5] | Madness {2}{B}
  LRRbot: Revolutionist [5R] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Madness {3}{R}
 MookGB: yep that works
 e_bloc: oh that's a good question
 Voidhawk42: Finish resolving Ravager first, then a punch of Madness triggers
 MookGB: you can get ones without madness
 Diabore: it works, because everything is discarded at the same time then you cast for madness
 tehfewl: the trigger to discard and draw has to fully resolve, then you can do the madness stuff
 Jaolen: madness says “when you do” which would be a triggered ability
 e_bloc: right it goes to exile instead of the gy
 CeridwenCoeur: Madness triggers on discard so flootong hits thre bin before you even cat the revolutionist
 Diabore: cams turn to pop off
 RatherLargeToad: This is where the new Mayhem mechanic is potentially clearer
 e_bloc: thats neat
 pleonasticTautology: @InfiniTokens aaaand placed  ending up with everything i need to have all my zones and stuff labeled like the spreadsheet autistic i am 
 Cptasparagus: @CeridwenCoeur footlong?
  LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
 Bugberry: They also changed Madness when it returned in Innistrad as it originally didn't use exile.
 e_bloc: phyrexian altar and you could do infinite damage to yourself
  LRRbot: Queen Brahne [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever Queen Brahne attacks, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
 MegaDosX: Ok that was a cool Reanimate
 RatherLargeToad: Between Mayhem being cool and the Spiders with webslinging being secret Bloomburrow frogs, I’m starting to look forward to Spider-Man
  LRRbot: Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." / Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}.
Willbow132: I’m late but Cameron?? on madness??? say it ain’t so.
  LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
 e_bloc: and haste
  LRRbot: Kitchen Imp [3B] | Creature — Imp [2/2] | Flying, haste / Madness {B}
 tehfewl: kitchen imp is pretty cool, but its no Chimney Imp
Gooseblast: Your graveyard? MY graveyard!
  LRRbot: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider [2R] | Legendary Creature — Devil [2/3] | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.
 RatherLargeToad: Rankle knows only symmetrical violence
 MegaDosX: Also Cori's whole strategy gets beefed up if she can instant speed zap people after Kathleen hits with the boys
 Bugberry: @tehfewl reminds me of Deepcavern Imp, which also synergizes with Madness.
 e_bloc: FWIW I think it's incredibly bad that they don't put Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's full name on Kitchen Imp's flavortext
  LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 MegaDosX: Also, love Zurzoth. He's on my list of mono red commanders to build
Balaur1135: Zurzoth is my goto MR deck, fun as heck
 oneala: @MegaDosX my buddy has a list and it snowballs so dang fast. and the pings from the devils make it so hard to wrath.
  LRRbot: Wild Magic Surge [RR] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a permanent card that shares a card type with that permanent. They put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.
 MegaDosX: Yeah I've goldfished with an older list and that's how it works out, but I'd want to build something new if I built Zurzoth nkw
 MegaDosX: now*
 RatherLargeToad: Less Chaotic Warp
  LRRbot: Grave Scrabbler [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Madness {1}{B} / When this creature enters, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooof
 MegaDosX: Large oof
Balaur1135: @Dog_of_Myth Where see Ouphe?
  LRRbot: Alms of the Vein [2B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. / Madness {B}
  LRRbot: Archfiend of Spite [5BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to this creature, that source's controller loses that much life unless they sacrifice that many permanents of their choice. / Madness {3}{B}{B}
 e_bloc: 4 mana 2/2s, hangs out with kitchen imp a lot
  LRRbot: Bone Miser [4B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/4] | Whenever you discard a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Whenever you discard a land card, add {B}{B}. / Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.
 MegaDosX: Oh hell
 RatherLargeToad: spite things
 e_bloc: oh baby
Balaur1135: If you cast Gigantiform on Collector Ouphe, is that a Big Ooof?
Spades_Slicc: Did Cam draw 3?
Spades_Slicc: there it is
  LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
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 e_bloc: in 2025, they prefer to call it a reduction in force
 e_bloc: or right-sizing your creatures
 TristalMTG: That's a nice Sol Ring, Cam.
  LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
 definenull: RIP otter 
ThePixelSavage: @TristalMTG its Wheeler's
 TristalMTG: It can still be nice.
 MegaDosX: Well if there's one thing the Rakdos game was going to have a lot of, it's spot removal
 InfiniTokens: "Is that an orb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  r10pez10: did rakdos win
  LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
 e_bloc: in sense, rakdos always wins
  LRRbot: Technomancer [5BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [5/1] | When this creature enters, mill three cards, then return any number of artifact creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 e_bloc: it had the best guild-based shirt by a mile, for one
 e_bloc: it's a good thing you can't get it out of your graveyard for like 3 mana or anything
  LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
  LRRbot: Illuminor Szeras [2B] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [3/3] | Secrets of the Soul — {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.
 tehfewl: shadowspear good card
 MrPipboy3000: known playable, Shadowspear
  LRRbot: Garna, Bloodfist of Keld [1BRR] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/3] | Whenever another creature you control dies, draw a card if it was attacking. Otherwise, Garna deals 1 damage to each opponent.
 e_bloc: shadowspear really needs a reprint
  LRRbot: End the Festivities [R] | Sorcery | End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.
ThePixelSavage: 1 life or 1 permanent. Though choice
  LRRbot: Magmakin Artillerist [2R] | Creature — Elemental Pirate [1/4] | Whenever you discard one or more cards, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent. / Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
 tehfewl: ya know, for Rakdos night, i thought the games would be much more vroom zoom. i mean, they are vroomin' and zoomin', i was just expecting more
 InfiniTokens: Retail? In this economy?
 e_bloc: is there a way to get it on sale
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 Diabore: cori please dont short circuit cam
 e_bloc: writes down give end the festivities deathtouch
 fcloud: whaddya mean, we're getting three games
 fcloud: rakdos old and busted, tonight we goin rak-TRES
adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc I mean, theoretically I guess the fire crystal exists
 tehfewl: didnt mono G get like 5
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 e_bloc: @adept_nekomancer valid
 oneala: @tehfewl it was an absurd number.
 Lord_Hosk: If you have partner commanders, do they each have a separate commander damage pool for each opponent, or a combined commander damage pool?
 e_bloc: I can't imagine they beat mono-G unless everyone brings a cEDH deck
TheRealWester: @Lord_Hosk separate
  LRRbot: Storm-Kiln Artist [3R] | Creature — Dwarf Shaman [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token.
 Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_Hosk Separate
 Commodore_Perry_GG: make a rube outta that goldberg
  LRRbot: Rakdos Carnarium | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{R}.
 MegaDosX: @tehfewl Mono green got four at least in part because Nelson assembled a game winning infinite quickly in one game, and green make big punch in the other games
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
  LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
 e_bloc: oh it's the ten lines of text animate dead
  LRRbot: Triplicate Titan [9] | Artifact Creature — Golem [9/9] | Flying, vigilance, trample / When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample.
ThePixelSavage: literal rainbow on that command tower. so yes Ben
 tehfewl: 3 golems in a trench coat
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 Diabore: life will find a sundial of the infinite
 MegaDosX: Now watch him whip
 tehfewl: @MegaDosX Nay
ThePixelSavage: nay
 fcloud: 10/10 flying vigilance trample lifelink
 MegaDosX: Also with lifelink
 Lord_Hosk: Aren't train engineers not allowed to call themselves engineers in Canada because Engineer is a protected job title?
 MegaDosX: Likely very relevant
 e_bloc: oh
 MegaDosX: Yeah, that's a neat trick
 e_bloc: here I was thinking about ways to phase it out
 MegaDosX: End the turn effects let you do cheeky things like that
 ArkhamArchivist: Engine-er
 MegaDosX: It's how the original Obeka commits felonies
adept_nekomancer: Build and drive the trains -- cover all the bases
 dm818: Train engineers as a profession are also older than canada
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 hidingbox: You know, when I saw Red/Black for commander night, probably should have seen something like this occurring
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ThePixelSavage: but werent engineers around for hundreds of years as siege engineers?
 Simonark: You need Stephenson and Brunel before you have train engineers, surely?
 e_bloc: game 4!
 MegaDosX: 10/10 keyword soup
 RatherLargeToad: similarly, my dad is a classic architect and is really annoyed that computational people stole that title
 e_bloc: what if we made a 9/9 that was the unholy love child of sire of seven deaths and wurmcoil engine
 MegaDosX: I love the emphasis always given to the battle text every time
  LRRbot: Purphoros, God of the Forge [3R] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature. / Whenever another creature you control enters, Purphoros deals 2 damage to each opponent. / {2}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Spades_Slicc: Train Engineers? yeah that's what *quick googling* engineer training is for
 Lord_Hosk: I mean... Im older than Canada, as it didn't become a independent nation until 1982.   Canada is a Millennial
 tehfewl: now this is the Vroom Zoom i was talking about
ThePixelSavage: @e_bloc the Phyrexians and the Eldrazi SHOULD finally kiss you are right
 MegaDosX: So, four damage per creature with a Rankle and Torbran trigger
 e_bloc: yeah bronze-blooded is the sneak attack one
 e_bloc: @ThePixelSavage I'd read this fanfic
  LRRbot: Psychotic Haze [2BB] | Instant | Psychotic Haze deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. / Madness {1}{B}
 e_bloc: takes me back
   LoadingReadyRun: using the Shadowspear on Purphoros would be very flavorful 
 MegaDosX: !card Rankle and torbran
  LRRbot: Rankle and Torbran [1BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf [3/4] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — / • Each player creates a Treasure token. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
 MegaDosX: And yeah Rankle and Torbran are symmetrical, gross
  LRRbot: Incorrigible Youths [3RR] | Creature — Vampire [4/3] | Haste / Madness {2}{R}
 tehfewl: (the land continues to burn)
superdude097: Does that damage trigger Cam's big demon, or is it only opponents?
Mindfire13: Thats just Slagstorm with both modes
  LRRbot: Graven Cairns | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B/R}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{R}, or {R}{R}.
 ZoinksScoob78: Doesn't the Magmakin Artillerist trigger?
 MegaDosX: !card archfiend of spite
  LRRbot: Archfiend of Spite [5BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to this creature, that source's controller loses that much life unless they sacrifice that many permanents of their choice. / Madness {3}{B}{B}
 MegaDosX: So...six damage
 MegaDosX: lol, lmao even
ThePixelSavage: coris is dedge
 fcloud: the phyrexian entered the bar, looking phyre. he said "is that an eldrazi over there, or is it an eld-RIZZLE-i?"
  LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
 e_bloc: 1 is not 0
 Diabore: cmon cam, i believe
 fcloud: one damage? that's half her health! 
 MegaDosX: Yeah shouldn't Cori be dead? It'd be six from the Artillerist with the boost from discarding two things
  LRRbot: Charcoal Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
 e_bloc: 0 is 0
ThePixelSavage: cori phases out of existence
 MegaDosX: Well anyway
 MadWolf1290: we got there?
   LoadingReadyRun: "I'm going to forget things until you die from it"
  LRRbot: Terminal Agony [2BR] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. / Madness {B}{R}
 MegaDosX: I think Ben might have this unless Cam can pull a rabbit out of a hat here
ThePixelSavage: second retail?
 MegaDosX: That's not bad as rabbits go
 e_bloc: hey we got value out of the grave scrabbker
 Diabore: rude
  LRRbot: Deflecting Swat [2R] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.
  LRRbot: Nightshade Assassin [2BB] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | First strike / When this creature enters, you may reveal X black cards in your hand. If you do, target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Madness {1}{B}
 MegaDosX: There's some very weird Madness cards
 e_bloc: what's the original one from destiny called
 e_bloc: scent nightshade of somesuch
  r10pez10: soraya the falconer
 Bugberry: It's a reference to Nightshade Seer
 definenull: Sun's coming up
 Bugberry: !card nightshade seer
  LRRbot: Nightshade Seer [3B] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {2}{B}, {T}: Reveal any number of black cards in your hand. Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards revealed this way.
 e_bloc: which is a sideways reference to !card scent of nightshade
 MegaDosX: Sculpting Steel, bruh
 MegaDosX: !card scent of nightshade
  LRRbot: Scent of Nightshade [1B] | Instant | Reveal any number of black cards in your hand. Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards revealed this way.
 e_bloc: thank you
  LRRbot: Sculpting Steel [3] | Artifact | You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Can't bury a bot call in another message 
 e_bloc: TIL
 Bugberry: Anytime I see "reveal x cards of y color" i think the of the cycle of creatures from Coldsnap/Ice Age.
 Cptasparagus: noncreature things can have haste
  LRRbot: Noxious Gearhulk [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
  Pharmacistjudge: fun fact for you chat:  if you use sundial to keep your unearth creatures, the "exile me if I leave the battlefield"  effect persists even if they survive past your endstep
  LRRbot: Necron Deathmark [3BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [5/3] | Flash / Synaptic Disintegrator — When this creature enters, destroy up to one target creature and target player mills three cards.
 MegaDosX: Ben gains four, not that it matters >_>
 e_bloc: it's funny @Pharmacistjudge, I was wondering about that vis-a-vis phasing it out
 e_bloc: but of course it would be the same
 pn55: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 MegaDosX: Yeah everyone brought something unique
 oneala: @Pharmacistjudge neat!
 MegaDosX: That's pretty good tbh
  r10pez10: looking forward to going back and watching the vod
 Fruan: And these aren't the only R/B strategies that are viable!
ThePixelSavage: that statistic clearly says we have two of the exact same decks at the table
 e_bloc: 570 somehow
 MegaDosX: lmaoooo
 oneala: my goodness.
 e_bloc: oh i was off by a lot
  Pharmacistjudge: like you have 152 ish lands
 manticporduct: blim
 MegaDosX: Rakdos has a bunch of options to it
Mindfire13: Vampire Kindred
 e_bloc: battlebond had like BR warrior support
 hidingbox: Turns out these days, every colour combination has lots of options
 admiral_sky_: @e_bloc and you could do some tarkir stuff with that too
  r10pez10: jeska tevesh szat partners
 lamina5432: gnight
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 ShaneLeeAtk: A
 definenull: ba!
 admiral_sky_: byeee
 e_bloc: thank yous
 definenull: KIRBS
 MegaDosX: Po-yo~
 definenull: bring out the tarp!
 MegaDosX: Amazing
ThePixelSavage: she is out of line, but she is right
 MegaDosX: That child has a future in comedy
 e_bloc: how far in advance do you have to order 100 nuggets
 MegaDosX: Spray bottles of beer
drcthulu: That's just free more beer for Ben
 vinewood_og: "I was saying Beer-kakke!"
 pn55: 
 definenull: i feel like this game took longer the TLoU 
ThePixelSavage: a big cop is following you
 MegaDosX: Oh I think I saw this game the other day
ThePixelSavage: PEAK!
 MegaDosX: PEAK
 definenull: peak!
 e_bloc: sounds not chaotic at all
  r10pez10: !card peek
  LRRbot: Peek [U] | Instant | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
 MegaDosX: iykyk /\
 definenull: *link to when jordynne shot adam in the ass with a tranq dart*
 e_bloc: grape nuts
 oneala: I’ve really been enjoying Good Morning Moonbase. A+ content.
ThePixelSavage: cinammon crunch
 InfiniTokens: Did you go wild when you could buy your own cereal?
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
 pleonasticTautology: soggies may rule
 e_bloc: I have too much respect for the roof of my mouth
adept_nekomancer: There can Ben only one
drcthulu: BenBen has consumed Ben
 oneala: @drcthulu does that make him BenBenBen?
 Kentosaurus: Who wore it Benner
 MegaDosX: Imagine that
 lamina5432: this is a weird game
 vinewood_og: 
 e_bloc: I cannot be more excited for this
Camail: ratshaker is wild
 e_bloc: if you had to describe the game in two words, what two words would you use
drcthulu: @oneala no it's Ben^3 now
 definenull: it me! 
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 MegaDosX: Nice.
 MegaDosX: Five hundred and nice bits
 Dog_of_Myth:  
applesaucejug: hello!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 oneala: 
 pleonasticTautology: 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 LostThePirate: 'thanks for the stream!
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 pn55:   
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