Hide from Giant Cop - MILITSIONER || Send Codes

  Juliamon: very curious to see what this game... *is*
 beowuuf: trying to look up the definition of the word, i instead got a synopsis of the game and... i'm now *very* curious to see what this game ends up being!
  Juliamon: right??
 beowuuf: who's playing today?
  Juliamon: Graham and Heather I think
  Juliamon: Today is very Heathery
 beowuuf: that's a very interesting pairing combined with the description of the game
 beowuuf: "what if graham tried to w+p heather, but when he came to the office heather had already loaded up a game..."
Wolfstrike_NL: @Juliamon What's the wheather looking like? Saturday, Heather, Sunday Heather with a little Ian, Monday, More Heather with a splash of Graham
 beowuuf: 
  Juliamon: What more could you want for a long Heatherday weekend
  Juliamon: and now her name has reached semantic satiation for me
Wolfstrike_NL: O and Monday evening Heather with more friends
RebekahWSD: Semantic satiation is a wild thing to me. That it exists. Human brains are weird
 beowuuf: semantic satiation's albums all just ends up sounding like noise to me 
  Juliamon: it's the natural endpoint of "words are all made up"
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
  Foxmar320: 
 beowuuf: 
 AugmentingPath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Send Codes (We get sent a LOT of game codes from developers and agencies. Now we have somewhere to play them. Pls Send Codes. Game: Militsioner) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (56s ago).
  Juliamon: current status: waiting for the LRRcord lrrbot channel to light up so I know we're live
  Juliamon: because apparently that's the ONLY WAY TO KNOW now
 beowuuf: twitch has been so twitchy even the normal glitches
  Juliamon: 
 beowuuf:    
TheAinMAP: Signal
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 beowuuf: that wasn't too bad, the stream counter came on quickly enough. still had to refresh though
 SymphonySolstice: as much as I hate to say it, the app has been good about sending notifs immediately when streams start lately
 Riiiiiiis: A thing is happening??
 Rhynerd: it just occurred to me how on point it is that a game about a giant man is being made by a studio called tallboys.
  TXC2: indeed a thing
 beowuuf: i think i've had one good notifiacation on the normal website when heather was playing bonus pink eatymans
  Foxmar320: The app never sends notifications on time for me but I do see it when they post on socials
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 Rhynerd: the group’s still called Tallboys, right?
  TXC2: I just trust chat to know when the stream's started 
jessicaengle: Hello!
jessicaengle: 
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
 Riiiiiiis: hai
 Rhynerd: greetings!
 TalpTheScot: 
 catcard: oh I've seen this game, it's interesting
toturi91: loving all the content yall put out
 accountmadeforants: "Hide from Giant Cop" Oh, right! It's that game!
LeeshaJoy: This is by the Mouthwashing people, right?
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jessicaengle: Cool font.
 Riiiiiiis: Do we have two or three fonts on screen atm?
jessicaengle: Me likey.
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 Montesque64: yay giant cop!
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  TXC2: Riiiiiiis  it's 4 
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 oh..
 Rhynerd: @riiiiiiis depends on what font the counter is.
 KBKarma: Show me a giant policeman!
 Rhynerd: okay, that’s 3 fonts.
TheAinMAP:   
 niccus: @LeeshaJoy same publisher, not dev
  TXC2: here we GO!
 beowuuf: codes!
 Marvoleath: spoon!
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: greeeeet
 TehAmelie: ooh, an intro
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Heather
 Bruceski: Ooo, first time I've seen the intro
TheAinMAP: Hello  
 beowuuf: hey heather! hey graham!
 Rhynerd: hello!
jessicaengle: Code get.
 IanAllenBird: hi!
 TehAmelie: hi!
toturi91: this seems fun
 accountmadeforants: Send Codes, the show about Codes that were Sent.
 beowuuf: #sponsoledNotSponsoled
 Rhynerd: “this product was received for free”
adept_nekomancer: It's a good intro
  Juliamon: third
Featherweight_: a bucket you say
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They need a literal bucket.
 KaleidoscopeMind: what is time
ANeMzero: time is the fire in which we burn
toturi91: just time watching this
jessicaengle: Send clocks.
 Laurence72: except for th epolice?
 SnackPak_: and now you're older still
  TXC2: It's September, what is time indeed
Omnipotrevor: Do you have a random generator just to pick the games?
  TXC2: !patreon
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 Riiiiiiis: time is a spherical ..thing
 TehAmelie: if you don't have any concept of time they can't make you do math
 beowuuf: new schedule = one month
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If everyone on earth sent in $2...
  Juliamon: Todayborday!
  TXC2: UNIONS FOREVER
 KaleidoscopeMind: todayborday is laborday
toturi91: a union man
 TalpTheScot: collective action to fund your labour
 Rhynerd: so, is your typical patreon worth 2.5 people?
 accountmadeforants: The Stream Watcher's Union
Creideiki_SE: From everyone according to ability, to LRR according to need?
 Denis_Dobrolubov: First pronunciation was correct.
 Riiiiiiis: it's "Millipede"
 Marvoleath: Pretty decent on the first try
 beowuuf: it's a small village in england pronounced 'muppet'
noSmokeFire: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/militsioner "militiaman, policeman"
 Laurence72: Tell you what, if I win Powerball, I'll send you more than two dollars. At least three, maybe even... FOUR!!
Critterbot: I believe it's russion.
  TXC2: militair pensioner is how my brain un-portmantus it 
ANeMzero: this games version of ACAB is A Cop Am Big
Critterbot: uissian*
  TXC2: Military
 beowuuf: ABC always be notlooking
TheAinMAP: 
adept_nekomancer: @ANeMzero At least it's not "All cops are big"
TheAinMAP: 
 comrade_cards: The gays of an enormous man? He really is just like me
  TXC2: it's the Frodo Baggins simulator then? 
 TehAmelie: 
 Marvoleath: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: that enormous man has gays? why is he allowed multiple?
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 Riiiiiiis: I always watch in 100x200
 IanAllenBird: lol
 Riiiiiiis: it's super annoying to run the stream through ffmpeg
 TehAmelie: the wind is high. adventure int he air.
LeeshaJoy: @KaleidoscopeMind Are *you* going to tell him he's not allowed?
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  TXC2: I'm watching 1210 X 589 right now 
   Anubis169: that reminds me... i need to disassemble my mouse and fix the scrollwheel
 AugmentingPath: f
 TehAmelie: bespoke blur
 IanAllenBird: f
 ushiikun: f
 Piratical_tendancies: F
adept_nekomancer: When in doubt, f
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: f
  TXC2: "IT COULD BE YOU!"
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Jethrain: I heard this voice in the trailer and thought for a moment it was G
 TalpTheScot: oh he is larger than i expected
 CaptainSpam: More police than expected.
 beowuuf: ok was not prepared for the absolute size of that policeman
 TehAmelie: that is a large cop
Metric_Furlong: oh it's *this* game
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I expected maybe a giant. Not a Titan
  TXC2: I'm not but my bladder is now 
 beowuuf: are we being held in the upper atmosphere by this large lad?
 Marvoleath: *cry*
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this one of those interrogation memory games huh
 yonder_peasant: alooooneeee
 IanAllenBird: simply,
 TehAmelie: 6 am? that's when i went to bed
 yonder_peasant: why is this giant 16 year old arresting us?
 TalpTheScot: can you antman/thanos him?
  TXC2: "am I being detained?"
   Anubis169: technically you're being suspended
 KaleidoscopeMind: the em-ocean
Featherweight_: this game is framed like its meant for VR
 KBKarma: I have read that you can date the policeman in the full game.
 IanAllenBird: food is the best cure for sadness
 Steelwolf171: aca Giant b
 beowuuf: the new increased units of fear you didn't realise were possible?
 AugmentingPath: no, looks like a tech tree for the cop's emotions
noSmokeFire: can a giant man feel...love?
 TehAmelie: do we experience his emotions because of largeliness?
 SnackPak_: story of my life 
adept_nekomancer: "I haven't unlocked joy yet, the best I can do is contented."
itsaysTRUENO: alexa play sins of the father
 Marvoleath: call Adam... he'll know what to do
  TXC2: is this the Disco Elysium we have at home?
 GDwarble: I feel like leaving this town might be difficult, what with the infinite ocean around it
 Rhynerd: e to pickup?
 IanAllenBird: as opposed to cooked or common
 pctjoe: it takes a lot of emotion to full fill a man that big
JeysieC: I guess we have a cop tamagotchi now.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @IanAllenBird yes
itsaysTRUENO: Dad-opticon
  TXC2: JeysieC  tamacopchi
Featherweight_: Big Cop has big feels
 Laurence72: This is like watching Graham being on the other side of the W&P dynamic
 IanAllenBird: oh,
noSmokeFire: It, from Addam's family
Featherweight_: IT
 public_key_reveal_party: it?
 TalpTheScot: much like real life
 GDwarble: I think you must be sad
 public_key_reveal_party: True to real life
 couchboyj: Just like real life!
 Marvoleath: wasn't It the hairy one?
 KaleidoscopeMind: do you not want to cry at all times?
JeysieC: @TXC2 Yes
 TehAmelie: i guess we're just super attuned to everyone's feeling
 beowuuf: 
 ContingentCat: It's good to remember it's always an option
LeeshaJoy: No, Itt was a giant hairball. Thing was the disem
ANeMzero: @noSmokeFire Thing, actually. Cousin Itt is the sentient hair.
adept_nekomancer: Or maybe the train is a lawyer
noSmokeFire: @ANeMzero shoot, I was so sure it was the other way around. thanks
 vinewood_og: The long arm of the Law
 JessieImproved: Crying can defuse a lot of situations
 niccus: or at least refuse them
 IanAllenBird: uh
 beowuuf: WHAT?
 public_key_reveal_party: quick, try crying
 KaleidoscopeMind: but what if we *are* a snacc?
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah 3 bricks
ANeMzero: I feel like a brick could break a heart with enough force behind it.
Metric_Furlong: Arthur "three bricks" Jackson
  Juliamon: bricked up on a monday morning
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm pretty sure you can break a heart with a brick
 beowuuf: oh great, we need to beat an ex friend to unconsciousness while a giant policeman watches
 beowuuf: or do we just cask them?
  Foxmar320: Good window
 TehAmelie: a lawyer ex friend
adept_nekomancer: Wow, well-constructed window
  TXC2: a brick, the correct way to file grievances with the police 
 beowuuf: gentle tap on the state!
 public_key_reveal_party: damn, that's a well made window
ANeMzero: the broken door pieces on the floor imply this has happened before.
 public_key_reveal_party: I think they overspent on building windows, and cheaped out on doors
 TehAmelie: i want that watch
Featherweight_: idea: Brick strong
  TXC2: new idea: Commerce!
LeeshaJoy: Have you considered the possibility that the cop is normal sized and we're just tiny?
Jethrain: you can... just exchange money for goods and services? Revolutionary
 Mr_Horrible: New Idea: "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
 TehAmelie: wait, are we model train people and giant cop is just a regular man?
 public_key_reveal_party: money can be exchanged for goods and services
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 KBKarma: You can date the giant, apparently.
ANeMzero: thank you for this one grain of rice but I could use a little more.
 TehAmelie: "does it quell the roaring emptiness inside you?" "briefly"
Featherweight_: give him the brick, don’t give him the brick
 vinewood_og: Experience Width
 Genie_M: What Gulliver is up to.....
 KBKarma: Yeah, in the full version, according to the devs, you can date the giant.
 SnackPak_: people always want giant woman, what about giant man for a change? 
 beowuuf: but we promised of our own free will not to!
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 TehAmelie: this looks like a job for brck
 TehAmelie: brick
itsaysTRUENO: what's the opposite of a mind palace?
LeeshaJoy: @itsaysTRUENO an ass hovel
 KBKarma: Body prison.
  TXC2: itsaysTRUENO  a body sewer?
  Foxmar320: Id have tried that as well
 TehAmelie: mind place?
 beowuuf: cardboard strong!
 Rhynerd: body garden
itsaysTRUENO: whatever you call it, that's where we are
 TehAmelie: remember that cop in Alan Wake with her mind place?
 IanAllenBird: sneaking adds a little flavor to your day
 TalpTheScot: hes sitting down and raising the water level?
 MommaGart: Is Send Codes related to MILITSIONER or the name of a new stream?
  TXC2: is...is the cop god ?
  Juliamon: Name of the new stream
 beowuuf: name of this new stream
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but friend shaped
itsaysTRUENO: yeah this feels like some weird nightmare
ANeMzero: what is a friend if not a friend
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 AugmentingPath: this is the story of a cop who cried a river and drowned the whole... shop
  Foxmar320: Yes you are
 pctjoe: hehe
itsaysTRUENO: time to speedrun my journey of emotional discovery
 Marvoleath: is it friend used like tavarish?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is Kurt a good Angle?
  TXC2: is the signage in Russian ?
 SnackPak_: that checks out
itsaysTRUENO: that's true
 beowuuf: 
Uniclonus: Little too on the nose
 Marvoleath: @TXC2 it does look like cyrrilic
Invitare: @TXC2 This is a russian game. The State media called it Russophobic.
adept_nekomancer: Can we pay in bricks?
 TehAmelie: not even two rub to rub together
  TXC2: Invitare  ah russophobic, so it's not fellating putin then? 
itsaysTRUENO: power strip floating on flip-flops in the pool style vending machine
 TheAwkes: Want to travel through time? Try waiting~!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
  TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist  welcome
  Foxmar320: Everything is Dark Souls if you try hard enough
 TehAmelie: someone mentioned Disco Elysium, it sure seems to have an equal density of stuff to do
Omnipotrevor: Just got pockets full of bricks
 KBKarma: Yes.
 TehAmelie: how about a pet brick?
  TXC2: por que no los dos?
 gsyhiap: 
 Raincoast_Bear: Hi Heather & Graham 
  TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear  welcome
  Foxmar320: Kitty!
Critterbot: Kitty!
  TXC2: kitty!
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
Critterbot: Err...
 CaptainSpam: Yep, that's a cat.
  TXC2: KITTY NO!
 Rhynerd: cat get!
 SnackPak_: 
 yonder_peasant: nice
 gsyhiap: Uhh
TheAinMAP: 
 couchboyj: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Don't take the cat
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the cat is paralyzed
  TXC2: !clips
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 themercenary1987: Well Trained
 Raincoast_Bear: Cat -knappers
 TalpTheScot: oh no, this is going to be a full on lenny
 TehAmelie: someone gave the cat special K
 IanAllenBird: noooo
 beowuuf: oh no, we hecked up
Omnipotrevor: Thanks for nothing, cat!
 beowuuf: we needed to nail the cat down first, clearly 
itsaysTRUENO: sad dad simulator
 TalpTheScot: waters rising
  Foxmar320: Graham look what you did
Omnipotrevor: Shoulda held out for a dog
Jethrain: This is *fascinating*
  TXC2: Sonic dronwing music intensifies
 gsyhiap: 
 IanAllenBird: rip to that guy
 yonder_peasant: drowning in tears, 15 year old emo me would've loved this
  TXC2: *Drowning
  Foxmar320: Hand frand is ded
  Foxmar320:   
 beowuuf: did we just drown our "friend"?
adept_nekomancer: New idea:  swiftly encroaching death
 Marvoleath: it's raining cats and dogs?
itsaysTRUENO: at this point im not sure death is even real here
 TalpTheScot: so close
 CaptainSpam: WHAM
  TXC2: COOL GAME
 gsyhiap: 
 SnackPak_: o7
Critterbot: Okaaay...
 beowuuf: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What was the advice?
  Foxmar320:  
 accountmadeforants: 
Jethrain: take this advice: DROWNED
realbadatthis_: o7
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noSmokeFire: unironically: ART
 TehAmelie: so, don't give the petrified cat to the cop
 TalpTheScot: its a roguelike?
Omnipotrevor: Take this advice: maybe get out of the water
 Marvoleath: !advice
  LRRbot: Pick a difficult bone.
 accountmadeforants: This game is perfect
 Genie_M: Roguelite
 IanAllenBird: ok??
adept_nekomancer: This is the strangest roguelite I've seen in a while
 Steelwolf171: Upgrade the Giant, Andre'a cousin
 Rhynerd: your health, maybe?
 beowuuf: so this is a roguelike where our death lets us make the game better?
 ContingentCat: 45 what? litres? gallons?!
 beowuuf: 
 Mr_Horrible: "opens a restaurant"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We saw the one he closed
 Rhynerd: the giant did have that restaurant at the start closed, right?
 bytecaster: @ContingentCat 45 blood
 vinewood_og: Comrade Big Boy
ANeMzero: I mean we literally saw the resturaunt with the door closed On His Orders.
 beowuuf: 2root5 out of the surd of 3 game
adept_nekomancer: "I'll give you 10 blood to be less sad."
  TXC2: gives a 2nd chance seems powerful
 KBKarma: In the mood for *LOVE*.
 AugmentingPath: I mean, "opens a restaurant" may just mean "allows a restaurant to be closed"
itsaysTRUENO: blood for blood....
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousConfidentWombatUncleNox-dV1P-U5IDfb6D6qG
 AugmentingPath: not closed, rather
 TehAmelie: pave it! okay not really
Omnipotrevor: I feel like that option still results in drowning
  Foxmar320: Keeping your blood sounds strong
 bytecaster: I just tuned in a few minutes ago and I am very confused
 Steelwolf171: This is VERY Russian
 Marvoleath: @bytecaster 30 mins in does not help
 TehAmelie: oh no, it is like Disco Elysium where every day gets worse
 beowuuf: @TehAmelie i mean we have no kim, therefore ...
 TalpTheScot: or just be ready with the pickles
  Foxmar320: So get a better cat
Omnipotrevor: Now we've learned, cats will always lead to destruction
 Marvoleath: I mean, you did drop the cat
 beowuuf: we just needed to do the one two punch of cat and pickles
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstruseAffluentAntelopePoooound-y08uwsTnPnDbFLda
 TehAmelie: maybe we can give the cat something to chill out? though it looked very chill already
 Rhynerd: is the fake ticket there?
 couchboyj: Find him a good sized fish tank
 AugmentingPath: needs a smoke OR for someone to be accused of a crime, I think
 beowuuf: canonically we are a different person? just similarly arrested for the crime of our own death?
 Rhynerd: i guess so?
itsaysTRUENO: pawning cigs... damn that's the bottom
 TehAmelie: the game told us we were someone else
 CaptainSpam: Give the cat the meat?  Or can you give the cat things?
 LordZarano: Evening:00 O'Clock
johnnylongtorso: they're leaves! they're biodegradable!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This looks like a problem for a brick
  TXC2: leaves are free, you can just take them, no one is gonna stop you
kusinohki: meows
 TehAmelie: but if his cop senses detect crime without suspects. . .
 IanAllenBird: lmao
  Foxmar320: Flawless
RangerAlpha7: panic!
 gsyhiap: 
Hrrisn: holy crap that’s funny
 Marvoleath: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
iarethel0ser: Just hide in the drawers.
 beowuuf: uh oh
 AugmentingPath: *you're (is shot immediately)
KeytarCat: you'r hands!
itsaysTRUENO: stop you've violated the law
 IanAllenBird: oh I don't like how much texture that has
 TehAmelie: wow, people who react normally when the PC barges into their house, this is a whole new kind of game
 beowuuf: oh shit!
 TalpTheScot: his hats so big
  Foxmar320: LOL
 IanAllenBird: thought he squished you
Technobach: i would like less of the hands, tyvm game
  TXC2: JAIL
 bytecaster: JAIL
RangerAlpha7: JAIL
adept_nekomancer: JAIL
iarethel0ser: Straight to JAIL
 gsyhiap: 
toturi91: god this is terrifying
 accountmadeforants: JAIL FOR MOTHER
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 beowuuf: 
itsaysTRUENO: jail is better than prison
Jethrain: this feels like it'd be very up Alex's street
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander  welcome
TheAinMAP: 
 lamina5432: do not pass go
LeeshaJoy: We're going to need that for reaction gif purposes
toturi91: this is giving “papers please”
 beowuuf: does jailing people make him happy?
kusinohki: I'm sorry, "upgrade the giant" ??
 bytecaster: We unlocked a new emotion, that's progress
 beowuuf: oh no
  TXC2: Caught by giant cop? Right to jail!
 Piratical_tendancies: i don;t know what i was expecting.. but rouge-lite  was not it
 IanAllenBird: on the grounds of back off
 beowuuf: whew
johnnylongtorso: no, that's the Jedi
 Mischievous_Catgeist: airjail just like we do with cats
 TehAmelie: objection! i disagree with that statement!
Hrrisn: this is like a dream I once had
itsaysTRUENO: this cop is from Nsburg
 gsyhiap: On the grounds of: put me down, dammit!
  TXC2: I site the president of nuh uh!
 beowuuf: that you cause by losing
aerolend: That is how police works in that country...
  Juliamon: All cops are toddlers
 bytecaster: This is less of a stealth game than I expected
johnnylongtorso: it's like that episode of the Twilight Zone
Featherweight_: he takes off the hat?
 beowuuf: a cat
Hrrisn: ah he’s sad
 Earthenone: @Juliamon so A CAT
 kdefinition: It's a game about dealing with a cop. Of course it's about dealing with an overgrown child
Spades_Slicc: Perhaps the pig wants oats
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OptimisticBraveGrouseCopyThis-mxbWvQu_gZSxbF2k
 TehAmelie: an apple is kind of a flower
 bytecaster: Have we tried giving him a brick?
 Diabore: hello, how game?
Seagulyus: @kdefinition I think the giant cop is more of a representation of a society that has accepted surveillance at a near total level. which means appeasement is ultimately futile
  TXC2: hello Diabore  game is odd
 TehAmelie: we're imprisoned by a needy giant toddler
itsaysTRUENO: "it rains when cops are sad" is funny in a way i cant describe
 bytecaster: When we make him sad and we are high up, maybe we don't drown?
aerolend: anxious s'mores
johnnylongtorso: smoker hooooooouse!
adept_nekomancer: A shame they made all the windows brick-proof
Omnipotrevor: Can you knock? You do have a brick
Spades_Slicc: "how do I get into smoker house" me at drugs university
 Marvoleath: could be a place to hide from the drowning?
itsaysTRUENO: it depends on how they want to play this metaphor
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 bytecaster: I don't wanna know what hazing is like in smoker house
  Juliamon: Maybe the smoker wakes up later in the day
Omnipotrevor: Remember, you are a criminal only if the state is against you
 Nigouki: The State will decide on the spot what is and isn't legal
  TXC2: it's legal until you get caught 
 Rhynerd: no witness, no case.
itsaysTRUENO: crimes arent crimes if they never happened
 AugmentingPath: you being ignorant of the law is no excuse. The law being ignorant of you, however, is a great excuse
aerolend: The fridge brand is Giant.
johnnylongtorso: what has society come to? *rummages through drawers*
 Nigouki: oh you have no idea. people put bars on the windows of 2nd and 3rd floors sometimes
kusinohki: what's the assassin creed?  nothing is forbidden, all is allowed ??
aerolend: @Nigouki Sensible.
 jacqui_lantern234: hai nerds!!! yall are loved so ding dang much!!!!! 
  TXC2: kusinohki  everything is permitted
Spades_Slicc: OH that's a pile of rubles not a pile of rubble
 AugmentingPath: hmm, is that guitar crimes?
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
aerolend: I want to taste music.
johnnylongtorso: *plays Nickelback* right, that's the death penalty for you
 Diabore: thatnks for the recommendation, no
 jacqui_lantern234: @aerolend as someone who sees music, how do you like being constantly on the verge of overstimulation?
 TehAmelie: one more game where the washing machine has a time lock?
itsaysTRUENO: this game kinda rules
 jacqui_lantern234: @itsaysTRUENO YOU kinda rule!!! 
aerolend: @jacqui_lantern234 *gestures vaguely*
Symphoneers: It has some tremendous W+P energy (positive)
TheAinMAP: 
 AugmentingPath: didn't unlock his ability for love in the menu, I guess
Jethrain: it was back above the hole you fell through
johnnylongtorso: um, that guy's apartment was locked from the outside?
 TehAmelie: smash the state!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You dropped down a level
 JKBalch: Wasn't it in the apartment with the washer?
 IanAllenBird: the kettle is stealing but those rubles? fine
  TXC2: brick: the key of life
 AugmentingPath: there's a crapshot about this
 jacqui_lantern234: TRAMS RIGHTS 
 AugmentingPath: i think you're still in a restricted area
aerolend: "This is your final warning There's a dark cloud overhead"
  TXC2: "this is your final warning, cease all acts of aggression and return to your cell!"
johnnylongtorso: I preferred when the Combine were in control, at least they made the trains run on time
 silenceaux: I think the guitar was higher up in this building. You jumped down a hole after seeing it.
 30teracyte: yes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yes
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Jethrain: It was, yeah
aerolend: @johnnylongtorso Only by cancelling all of the ones that didn't.
 jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, ive had a VERY full day. ive successfully moved, and ive unpacked the necessities. im exhausted now, so more unpacking tomorrow
aerolend: @AugmentingPath That's the trick. Everything is restricted.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bricks are the MVP
 TehAmelie: how many rub do we have now? i feel rich
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  congrats, I move on Wednesday
 IanAllenBird: they can't get better stuff you stole all their money
Metric_Furlong: these people need to get better stuff, so that we can get better stuff
 beowuuf: could be your very first character, so now you don't own the place
 AugmentingPath: @aerolend but if that's the case... could it be that the law here is oppressive?!
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 good luck, i hope your move was as smooth as mine was
Barb4rian: I like how door 21 was just bricked over.
 30teracyte: well someone is going around with a brick and taking things, the bars seem sensible
kusinohki: I moved 6-7 months ago and still feel like I'm settling in...
 TehAmelie: they run this place like a prison or something
 AugmentingPath: they said you were a new person in a similar circumstance on day 2
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think it implied each time is someone new
 TheAwkes: Ah, yes. The Guitartment.
 Rhynerd: maybe a you’re different when you drown and the same when jailed?
 rentar42: what a tired room
aerolend: @AugmentingPath  [sad harold]
Barb4rian: just a little bit
 beowuuf: lol
  Juliamon: You're a big guy, you can hold it
Spades_Slicc: Call him a fascist!!!!
 beowuuf: relationship +1?
LeeshaJoy: eepy
 TheMerricat: BTW, if anyone is vibing to this game and is thinking about playing it. The open beta test closes in two days so don't sleep on it.
 AugmentingPath: tracking sets it as your plan on the interface, maybe? and then you can review the plan by pressing J
aerolend: City in the swamp.
 Rhynerd: note: a pack of cigarettes is worth 3 sodas
kusinohki: oh, now we're playing indy and th great circle (navigating by map)
adept_nekomancer: If the cat is trouble, pawn it for profit!
 creasehearst: the cop could have a key though
 bytecaster: Vintage anime!?!
 jacqui_lantern234: vintage anime?!?!?! SIGN ME THE HELL UP
Featherweight_: oh man City Hunter
aerolend: Bebop?
 TehAmelie: good olf CRT-VHS combo unit
PandasAndPancakes: and there was me thinking 1930s anime...
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 jacqui_lantern234: Cowboy Bebop?! i love his work as director on James Bond 
 rentar42: i want a bench that allows me to go backwards in time.
 bytecaster: Maybe the law likes anime
 AugmentingPath: that's right, Cowboy Bebop is an anime from a previous millenium
Metric_Furlong: cowboy bebop is 27 years old
 Rhynerd: new note: couch is bench
 jacqui_lantern234: @Metric_Furlong ouch, my back 
  TXC2: vintage means anime from the 70's
 JKBalch: can you throw a bottle likea  distraction?
 Rhynerd: can the buildings be used for cover?
aerolend: @Metric_Furlong So is Spike Spiegel.
adept_nekomancer: JAIL
  Juliamon: time for JAIL
 JKBalch: Was he about to eat you?
Featherweight_: give him anime
 beowuuf: oooh
aerolend: He reminds me of the violinist in "Kin-dza-dza!"
 couchboyj: 
 beowuuf: nice
 richard_ermen: This feels like a very unique experience.
 bytecaster: Just talk to him about Cowboy Bebop until he doesn't wanna talk to us anymore
TheAinMAP: 
 Rhynerd: “but I haven’t even gotten to Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door Yet!” “I will buy you a ticket at this point, please leave.”
  TXC2: par-par-par-par-par-PARKOURRRRRR!
 TehAmelie: dang, he had the withdrawal panics
SaxPython: !findquote parkour
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he got your ass
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  TXC2: called out, dang
 bytecaster: How dare you, but also well done
 TehAmelie: disagree, we have to show off
 beowuuf: 
aerolend: Yamakasi
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 bytecaster: Airing the place out
 TehAmelie: that guy is firm on flip-flops
Graved: Citizen Asleeper
aerolend: Airing out the place.
 Diabore: tickle the ivories?
 Rhynerd: kill them with a cold draft.
aerolend: @Graved One of my GOTYs of 2022.
Spades_Slicc: Millet-zoner
Hrrisn: is it a bit draughty in here?
 bytecaster: Take it up with the landlord
 Dog_of_Myth: Just got here off work. What are we up to today?
aerolend: @Hrrisn No, there is no official draught to the special militsioner operation.
 bytecaster: @Dog_of_Myth Appeasing the giant policeman in the sky
 Rhynerd: @dog_of_myth living under the gaze of a giant cop
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 Rhynerd: trying not to get double-arrested or drowned in his tears.
 Mr_Horrible: this whole concept feels to me like something from a horror or sci-fi short story anthology
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johnnylongtorso: the HOA is really strict about keeping your yard clean here
 bytecaster: The brick is bricked
  TXC2: bye brick
 Rhynerd: gonna need a new brick.
 bytecaster: Never go out without your brick
 Mr_Horrible:   
 CaptainSpam: CItizen Brick is our true friend!
johnnylongtorso: my only friend, brick
aerolend: @Mr_Horrible Big Brother?
 Jigokuro: Gotta stay bricked up
 Rhynerd: when arrested by the giant cop of the city remember: always carry a brick
 TehAmelie: like in the Hyperbole and a Half classic, "fun games to play with a brick"
aerolend: @Rhynerd Hitchhikers guide to the Earth
 Mr_Horrible: @aerolend not even that, necessarily, just something you'd see that's maybe 30 pages or so, where it's just exploring what a world would look like if this conceit was taken for granted
 TehAmelie: time to watch some animes
 Rhynerd: 13:00 tomorrow.
 CaptainSpam: You didn't reply.
SaxPython: Blood Moon?
johnnylongtorso: here comes Nicol Bolas
PandasAndPancakes: Dark souls ending?
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: the most giant cop?
 Mr_Horrible: oh so THIS is Bloodborne on PC
 Mr_Horrible: he's a Great One
 RatherLargeToad: The Blood Moon rises once again!
 HadesLeprechaun: Dawn of the Final Day...
aerolend: Ninja Turtles to the rescue.
 CaptainSpam: Did Friend have more to say?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  TXC2: gotta go fast!
 GDwarble: XD
iarethel0ser: JAIL
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: right to JAIL
adept_nekomancer: JAIL
 IanAllenBird: JAIL
johnnylongtorso: YOU JAILED
 SymphonySolstice: JAIL
TheAinMAP: 
Mathwyn: Do not pass go
TjPshine: just tuned in, saw about 5 seconds of content and JAIL. ok now im invested
 rentar42: ok ... but why "militsioner"?
 beowuuf: means policeman
 TehAmelie: he is the militia
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
Fanklok: Get on the train? Jail. Miss the train? Also jail
Seagulyus: @rentar42 different language
 HadesLeprechaun: Is this Blue Prince? Discovering new parts of a puzzle every day?
  TXC2: so wibbly
Jethrain: *is* that obvious, at this point?
adept_nekomancer: Reality feeling just a bit queasy for a moment
 Rhynerd: the cop’s hand was very shaky that day.
 beowuuf: lasty person betrayed him, we're nice
 Rhynerd: anybody think that getting the cashier arrested give us a cashier more open to selling a ticket?
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  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 beowuuf: night!
SaxPython: 
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Heather
Swamplor: "Feet?" -Heather
 TehAmelie: a new person every day, and whoever you are on the last day will have to go to trial. i wonder if you can wait it out
KeytarCat: It did say that we're the same, in a way, implying that we're not the same individual, but the same person
Fanklok: If you go there then you'll be there
 bytecaster: grab bricks sounds like an insult, like "go grab bricks"
 gsyhiap: I assume that the speedruns for this game are going to be ridiculous
Mathwyn: Could you replace the real ticket with a fake one to cover our tracks?
 bytecaster: It's the community shed
 beowuuf: @Mathwyn oooh
 bytecaster: Chat? Having good ideas? Surely not!"
johnnylongtorso: @bytecaster we're allotted one per stream
adept_nekomancer: Having good ideas?  Not me.  I was still wondering how much we'd get for pawning the cat
 IanAllenBird: : O
TheAinMAP: 
johnnylongtorso: 
iarethel0ser: It was cool, that's a benefit.
Mathwyn: Hey it was my turn with the brain cell today
 beowuuf: parcourse it did
 Diabore: in the oven?
Flyingdelorion: lrrBartleby
 TehAmelie: baguette to the dome!
 niccus: ah, a baton
adept_nekomancer: You'r
iarethel0ser: You'r hands.
johnnylongtorso: Battlebread is my favorite multiplayer MTG expansion
 TehAmelie: can we wait for three hours?
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 beowuuf: at least cool down less
 IanAllenBird: f
 Rhynerd: so close
Featherweight_: hit em with the bread!
 TehAmelie: clearly lockpicks are contraband
Featherweight_: smash the state
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 SnackPak_: that would suck
PandasAndPancakes: trenchbutt
 AugmentingPath: The Militsioner Feels: Swampy
 Rhynerd: man’s crotch-deep in his own tears it seems.
 SymphonySolstice: got a bad case of swamp ass
 GirlPainting: a world without donuts? isn´t that just hell?
 GDwarble: Militsioner suffering from acute athlete's taint
aerolend: There are "DO NOT"s in this world.
 TehAmelie: ooh, could we leave the ticket on the ground and get picked up?
 AugmentingPath: Thom Yorke?
 TehAmelie: avoiding crime the Morrowind way
 GDwarble: The citizen seems to be having a bad time
 bytecaster: Everybody seems a little paranoid
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: sure he counted them, but will he notice if one gets replaced with a brick
 IanAllenBird: maybe for romance
 SquareDotCube: does the cop like pickles/
 ushiikun: Isn't the cashier looking for a new husband?
 Rhynerd: @squaredotcube yes.
 bytecaster: Sorry, I didn't realize you could see me
Mathwyn: The cashier seem unapologeticly vulgar that is true
 IanAllenBird: I wonder if I have pickles
 AugmentingPath: the new food craze: the croissickle
 GirlPainting: who in their right mind would pickle a croisant?
Mathwyn: Mmmm pickled croissants
 Rhynerd: there’s also rare meat, which I’m not sure if that means uncooked or uncommon in these parts.
Spades_Slicc: could you croissant a pickle?
 Scy_Anide: "Will it pickle?" does sound like a bit
Jethrain: you wouldn't croissant a pickle
adept_nekomancer: Croissoggy
Fanklok: What if.... pickled croissant
 Diabore: i think leaf
 TehAmelie: it's the only way to un-stale the bread
 Toxxick: I saw it too G, dont worry
aerolend: Flash fry it after pickling to restore crispiness.
 richard_ermen: Is "Will it pickle" the canadian version of the british "can I fry it?" `?
PandasAndPancakes: Will It Pickle? Beej's second favourite pitch, once again foiled
 SquareDotCube: welcome to the house of lies, G
 GDwarble: "Have you noticed how many giant policemen are theme-based these days?"
 ushiikun: This is a very dense world
Fanklok: Next TTSF, Ian pickles things that should not be pickled
johnnylongtorso: ever go a-wanderin' beneath the thin blue line?
 Steelwolf171: Put a dozen croissants in a vacuum sealer. The results are pretty tasty
 Rhynerd: do we still have that motherboard?
 richard_ermen: @Fanklok Ancient Cthulhu?
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 Scy_Anide: Mow?
 Scy_Anide: Pet that cat!
 ShadyLantern: i thought that was my cat XD
 ShadyLantern: kitty
 Scy_Anide: I...ok
 bytecaster: What a patient kitty
 ushiikun: Did you count your cats?
Jethrain: apparently you didn't count your cat
iarethel0ser: Cat was on the window, not in the home.
 GDwarble: Kicked their chair into the void
 ShadyLantern: good picture on his wall XD
adept_nekomancer: He can hear the cat, it must still be there
  Juliamon: Cats don't count, you don't 'own' a cat. The cat left of its own free will.
 gsyhiap: I've counted every item, even this chair 
 GirlPainting: it is brick able
realbadatthis_: "I do a lot of window shopping, with a brick"
johnnylongtorso: @ShadyLantern he's a big fan of Mystery of the Druids
Jethrain: such bandy arms
Mathwyn: Hello there...
 CaptainSpam: meow
 SquareDotCube: she gets around
 ShadyLantern: @johnnylongtorso oh good XD
Mathwyn: Generic kenobi
 GDwarble: The way they stare at you is very disconcerting
 ushiikun: Do bricks fix our problems with citizens?
 GDwarble: They somehow have too much eye contact despite not having any eye contact
Spades_Slicc: The suspicious person is saying "if even one goes missing - even one appears" right?
 Rhynerd: enjoy your bread, citizen.
 GirlPainting: weapons grade bread
iarethel0ser: Very calm.  For having a loaf of bread bounced off his noggin.
 gsyhiap: Did you just use your loaf on his loaf?
johnnylongtorso: get him drunk
Jethrain: sacrifice the brick for science?
 bytecaster: That cat is so vocal
Mathwyn: Yet so immobile
 jacqui_lantern234: that cat is CLEARLY Myspace 
 GirlPainting: don´t belive the cat! it had food not long ago!
 TehAmelie: i begin to see the delicate web of scents we'll have to weave to seduce the cop
heyalexdaily: The cat noise is really activating my inner my-cat-wants-to-use-the-door senses.
 bytecaster: Do you think he will notice that we replaced his lockpicks with pickles when recounting his stuff?
 ushiikun: Can we get Samuel Jackson to read Militsioner that book?
 ContingentCat: @heyalexdaily same, it sounds a lot like my cat too but my guy is quiet if there's no problem
 bytecaster: Nooooooo
Spades_Slicc: Bricky-Ticky-Tavy?
adept_nekomancer: brick-kun has abandoned us 
 GirlPainting: our square heavy key
kusinohki: I have no sense of direction in games like this.  I'm perpetually lost...
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kusinohki: why do you keep touching the 3rd rail??
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You fell down
 TehAmelie: i recall falling off a collapsing platform
kusinohki: what happens if you try using teh fake ticket to board the train??
 Rhynerd: presumably the cashier will call you out or you’ll get thrown off midway?
Invitare: Who would maintain it? It's restricted
 Mangledpixel: boop
 bytecaster: All the money for public maintenance is going to the giant man in the sky
 Mangledpixel: how go the cop spoops?
 GirlPainting: so the goal is to take the train?
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEARET
 RandomTrivia: 
  TStodden: Send brick notes...
gergorg: this place has a weird blend of commie block and mediterranean village
 beowuuf: 
 dumbo3k: back towards the ticket office?
 Transmuted_Elf: there was a lockpick in the building
Chesul: Wasn't there a lockkpick set inside?
 Mr_Horrible: don't need a ticket for that, champ 
kusinohki: "someone threw a brick through my window with a note...  it was for a window repair company"
 Mr_Horrible: Graham, Remembering Enjoyer
 Rhynerd: trade a brick for a pick
johnnylongtorso: it's like the LA Noire "look at this clue" noise
gergorg: police state enforced by HUGE MAN
Invitare: beneath the floorboards?
 IanAllenBird: rip bricky
 RandomTrivia: 
 Rhynerd: goodbye, brick.
SaxPython: #Brickless
 TehAmelie: that's impressive
 circusofkirkus: ya bricked it
 RandomTrivia: It's bricked
adamshandy: you bricked it
 gsyhiap: Oh no, you bricked your brick
 Jigokuro: Wham-jangled
 Kentosaurus: brick has gone to a better place
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham bricked a brick
Spades_Slicc: Unfortunately you are SO bricked up
 RandomTrivia:  
adept_nekomancer: Subocean achieved!
 bytecaster: subocean?
 AugmentingPath: no the subocean
 Sethalidos: SUB OCEAN!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Found the sub ocean
 IanAllenBird: oof
 Scy_Anide: Subocean!
 SnackPak_: phew
 Mr_Horrible: we made it
 MrSarkhan:   
PandasAndPancakes: I'd like to see a Lesley Nielsen mod - I think it could work
 RandomTrivia: Oh it's cool down here
 Piratical_tendancies: SUBOCEAN!
 Mr_Horrible: it's not even Tuesday and we made it
Jethrain: we've reached the sub-sewer
Chesul: We're Home!
 dumbo3k: to the sub ocean!
 gsyhiap: 
 Rhynerd: you’re free of the city!
 bytecaster: So this was Watch+Play all along
 GapFiller: SUBOCEAN HYPE   
 Scy_Anide: The (giant) man can't catch you now!
  Juliamon: If anyone was gonna subocean, it was gonna be G
Dezponia: What am I even watching? This isn't Watch and Play!?
Featherweight_: whats the giant look like?
 IanAllenBird: I don't think we're making that train
 niccus: you were supposed to wait until Peak for "Your body was never found"
 Rhynerd: featuring some actual ocean
 dumbo3k: maybe you can swim back to spawn?
 richard_ermen: So now we & Codes, eh? xD
 AugmentingPath: @Featherweight_ like cop, but more
johnnylongtorso: did you get a ticket for the submarine?
KeytarCat: do we have an "unstick"?
ANeMzero: can't believe you suboceaned without alex, the Militsonier isn't the only person you've betrayed today
 Mr_Horrible: get exhausted,  guess
 Laurence72: what items is he stealing from you?
gergorg: Mr Graham Stark you were so close to escaping the police state but alas...
 ushiikun: You have escaped reality
adept_nekomancer: Might as well steal items from him, maybe he'll pick you back up and put you down in reality
 Kentosaurus: no judge would convict us for this
Mathwyn: Dang, gonna miss my train cuz I got trapped in the sub ocean
 Rhynerd: I’d like to see him try to catch you from here.
 TehAmelie: you just escaped too far
 Mr_Horrible: you talk to him and he's like "...what the fuck"
 AugmentingPath: you'd need him to pick you up but not arrest you, which feels unlikely, yeah
SaxPython: Escaping this mortal coil
 Diabore: if you steal from him will he pick you up?
 Rhynerd: you do have contraband on you.
 Sethalidos: is there a unstuck option?
 Mr_Horrible: I would love if he actually had a response case to pull you from Out Of Bounds
 Mazrae: Afternoon everyone
 bytecaster: We are breaking the law now, the laws of physics!
realbadatthis_: can you get caught pickpocketing to be returned to level?
 TehAmelie: could you jangle the lockpicks in front of him?
 SymphonySolstice: what happens if you drown? will it teleport you back on land?
 SquareDotCube: follow the rail?
 Mazrae: Just got here, is this the sub-ocean?
 bytecaster: Someone send that clip to the devs
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @SymphonySolstice Probably starts a new run
 Rhynerd: gotta escape by 13:00
Spades_Slicc: try respawn
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 gsyhiap: ok, I looked it up, the current WR for escape is 1m7s, of which the first 28s is the opening cutscene
Spades_Slicc: drown
 IanAllenBird: drowning kills the run
boon_army_cadet: *sits down on a backwards on chair* So you laddered too hard and now you're in the sub-ocean, huh?
 dumbo3k: can you swim over to where the giant drops you off?
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 Rhynerd: is the Militsioner akin to our north star in this trek?
 bytecaster: Time progresses, even in the subocean
 Mangledpixel: can you jack up the gamma?
bbblehh: just tuned in, this doesn't look intended
 SymphonySolstice: unintentional subocean
 Rhynerd: oh, it’s not.
 Mangledpixel: bbblehh yeh we accidentally the sub ocean
 bytecaster: "This is your final chance to escape" really takes on a new meaning now
 Mr_Horrible: That's actually the plot of As Above, So Below, Graham
Jethrain: going by the rest of the everything in this game, i'm not 100% sure this isn't intended
 SquareDotCube: I wonder if we can get on top of those rocks and jump through the terrain
 AugmentingPath: that seems thematically appropriate, if unfortunate in execution
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BadRamshackleDumplingsSuperVinlin-RrJdolw5FKZAGJ32
 Rhynerd: we’re on a quest for the surface so we can use a stolen train ticket to escape a giant cop
PandasAndPancakes: Something something Hades Town
 Mazrae: We found the sub-ocean, I didn't know it was W&P
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EsteemedUninterestedCaribouSoonerLater-Txa3ZciG83OP1KfT
 accountmadeforants: You faced Giant Cop and climbed backwards into hell.
 bytecaster: Does this count as a hideout?
 IanAllenBird: just suspicious
 Jigokuro: You replaced a fake, but did also open a bunch of locks and take other stuff so... ?
Mathwyn: Awww, game not as reactive as hoped?
 dumbo3k: what about the angled bit that has the lamp on it"?
 Mangledpixel: escaping the out of bounds areas of reality that you accidentaly fall into could actually be a rad premise for a horror game
 rentar42: so ... how did you fall into the underocean?
 Mangledpixel: rentar42 a ladder
 Singenmeister: These newgame+ updates are getting weird
PandasAndPancakes: @Mangledpixel Isn't that just the backrooms?
 Mangledpixel: PandasAndPancakes I suppose so, but there's more potential there than just that reference
 accountmadeforants: The real way to beat the giant cop is to drag him into hell with you
PandasAndPancakes: Come down to the subocean and fight me IRl
adept_nekomancer: The subocean is lawless!  You can't catch us here!
aerolend: It's a bit like that one place in The Oldest House
 Rhynerd: can’t catch a suboceaner. too boundless.
 Laurence72: I just hope he doesn't start crying to drown you
toturi91: frustrated giant cop noises
 dumbo3k: the ladder that took you here did descend into the water a tiny bit
 RandomTrivia: I'm impressed there is this much geometry down here
PandasAndPancakes: @Mangledpixel True, I don't think any of the spin-off games have explored that aspect
 SquareDotCube: the rocks maybe
 Kentosaurus: Is the dead sea the sub ocean in real life?
 RandomTrivia: Hmmmm..... odds of this being secretly intended?
 IanAllenBird: lol
 Mazrae: Im going the have to watch the vod to see who we got to this point
 Rhynerd: maybe the water there’s electric?
 Rhynerd: nope.
 Mangledpixel: "What's up? It's you, it's you that's up."
Invitare: he's scared. He doesn't know how you're doing this
Mathwyn: "You'll never take me alive copper!"
 rentar42: i gotta say that alex looks very graham-y today ...
 accountmadeforants: Emergent gameplay
 RandomTrivia: This is giving me vibes of a secret
 RandomTrivia: There's so much level down here
 gsyhiap: Is this what is means to 'go to ground'?
realbadatthis_: can you make him sad enough to cry an ride the flood waters up?
 Mr_Horrible: HUH
 RandomTrivia: Uhh
 Mr_Horrible: welp
 RandomTrivia: 
 IanAllenBird: well,
iarethel0ser: I, I just drowned in your arms tonight.
adept_nekomancer: JAIL
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 gsyhiap: JAIL
johnnylongtorso: Bioshock Infinite ending
 RandomTrivia: JAIL
 TehAmelie: @RandomTrivia it feels mostly like stuff they made to figure out the level building tools and left out of sight
 GapFiller:  !?
 Strebenherz: JAIL
 Kentosaurus: JAIL. the new WASTED
 Tiber727: Drowning? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Dezponia: Best Watch and Play in a while
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoisedAwkwardJamBuddhaBar-MMrFkNdutsmTqfGf
 GapFiller: Dezponia Heather W+P guest spot when!?
realbadatthis_: time to seduce the ticket booth lady
bbblehh: so this is basically a dating sim right
 gsyhiap: I'm not entirely comfortable with the whole giant cop situation tbh
 The_Color_Twelve: the 12 year old cop look?
KeytarCat: Any game is a dating sim if you're brave enough!
 MrSarkhan: 
 Jigokuro: Yeh I remember that I think
  Foxmar320: It was a look
 The_Color_Twelve: it made the year end highlights
  Juliamon: DONUT
 Rhynerd: you can buy donuts!
 Rhynerd: and they’re only 10 rubles?
 GapFiller:  on that note there have been numerous instances in the past 20 yrs of Graham & Paul both being bearded but have we ever had both Founders clean shaven?
 RandomTrivia: In case anyone has a use for this - I feel it could be a good emote somewhere https://i.imgur.com/tGZMrOy.png
 GapFiller: and is there any evidence
KeytarCat: I see a lot of gay men in my neighborhood, plenty of moustaches
Spades_Slicc: security
Chesul: can you grab the can opener that's on the box?
 GapFiller: echo door!
 rentar42: that's the most functional double door
 accountmadeforants: Regarding mustaches, I still have that Sidewalk Slam edit someone made on tap: https://i.imgur.com/ABzolil.jpeg
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, the self z-fighting door!
adept_nekomancer: The Pauli exclusion principle would like a word
 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: the double doors of the moving van
 Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants AMAZING
jessicaengle: How's gaming?
 rentar42: @adept_nekomancer na, we're just way more inclusive around here
Mathwyn: Assassin creed rules
 Rhynerd: ah, they follow the valve water rule.
 bytecaster: brickless behavoir
 NoOne_OfConsequence: So many piles of loose books.
ANeMzero: falling on piles of plant matter to survive impossible falls? wow, asscreed sure looks different these days.
ThePixelSavage: what is the core mechanic here? You trying to do "illegall" stuff without being seen by the giant representation of the "law"?
 Rhynerd: yes.
 bytecaster: @ThePixelSavage We are trying to take the train
 ushiikun: It's the door to his subconscious.  Only open while he's asleep?
  Juliamon: ThePixelSavage You're trying to escape the city
adept_nekomancer: @rentar42 I like the idea that being sufficiently inclusive will let you just phase through objects
Chesul: Coins on the windowsil
randomino5: AC units? In the UK?
 Rhynerd: but we can also talk to the cop and others to try and build up rapports
 GapFiller: randomino5 we have em yes
 bytecaster: @Juliamon Cue the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack
 Rhynerd: which gives us chances to do stuff legally
 GapFiller: rare tho they are
ThePixelSavage: so the answer is "lots of things" - the old simic slaw scenario
 DaFhaye: Hello all. Hope you are having a good day and start to the week
 dumbo3k: is the door inside the restaurant breakable?
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 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HappyPlainPastaTBTacoRight-MqUPiI0O8muwHqs2
 SquareDotCube: fruit of the roof
Mathwyn: Fruit by the roof
 RandomTrivia: Roof by the Foot?
 definenull: Froof
  AirmanKJE: Well cats are demons
 DaFhaye: Oh... The title wasn't a joke with "Giant cop"
Mathwyn: Rooft
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ThePixelSavage: @AirmanKJE you take that back!
 GapFiller: froof froof sbubby
 gsyhiap: Froof froof! 
johnnylongtorso: roofy fruit is gonna move you
 raulghoulia: wasn't that in the Count Chokula family of cereals?
Mathwyn: Frooft?
ANeMzero: the ol froof root
 Rhynerd: get that man that froof
  AirmanKJE: @ThePixelSavage  
 AugmentingPath: 0441
 AugmentingPath: 0451, rather
 SquareDotCube: I didn't know No Name made locks
Metric_Furlong: oh, it's The Number
 dumbo3k: This feels like a missing texture
 AugmentingPath: 0451 is the traditional code for immersive sims
 feet2big: dark prints to light prints?
 rasterscan: @AugmentingPath Oh, I bet you're right
 Mangledpixel: it's not 0451 is it?
 TehAmelie: 0451, the old Bradbury special
 DaFhaye: So this is the new Dishonored?
 Rhynerd: is this where F works?
 definenull: 
 RandomTrivia: That painting is having a bad time
 bytecaster: But nobody appreciates him
Mathwyn: Look every town needs a tourism gimmick and this one is Giant policeman is watching you
 Rhynerd: could be a legal mandate. gotta down one photo of the milistioner or he arrests you.
ANeMzero: quasson
 RandomTrivia: Welp
johnnylongtorso: 2 points
Metric_Furlong: no, brick!
bbblehh: surely that's merely a small drop in the massive bucket that is his appetite
 Rhynerd: also, seeing you run right somebody to unlock their door to leave their house was kinda funny
KeytarCat: Oh, safe leaf drops mean you can just fall into the safehouses
 definenull: That train is... Very framey
 SquareDotCube: square cube law does not affect mil
 CaptainSpam: Cheap, though.
johnnylongtorso: well, it's only once a day
bbblehh: rent's gotta be cheap though right
 raulghoulia: so youre saying if you weren't on duty...
 Akaiatana: I just got here and hello surgeon general
 Jigokuro: You made him scared, that's impressive
bbblehh: "the worst he can say is no" >he felt scared
 AugmentingPath: ooh, maybe smoker can alibi us for stealing the ticket, yeah
ANeMzero: graham said that with the energy of a sub welcome, like.. "Risky flirt for 3 months, welcome back risky flirt"
 TehAmelie: we're just the default suspect
 jacqui_lantern234: me out here changing my username to Risky_Flirt 
 Akaiatana: Time for you to go
 Mangledpixel: I stroke my fist at you
 circusofkirkus: a donut!
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 Diabore: when do they sell train tickets
 korvys: I thought he was going for the 👉👌 - a risky flirt, if you will
 RandomTrivia: Close enough 
 Diabore: must be a quest item
Chesul: maybe it's not a large object?
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 RandomTrivia: That elephant is a whole mood
 dumbo3k: Can you sell Cat to the pawn broker?
 SquareDotCube: "I got it from a name named 'Beej'"
 SnackPak_: classic Beej
RebekahWSD: It's where my brain went as well!
 TehAmelie: someone pawned their pirated animes. . .
 Rhynerd: briefly Beejdropped.
 iris_of_ether: Please tell me he still has the unclaimed CDs
adept_nekomancer: @dumbo3k It is a demon.  That's got to make it valuable
 Akaiatana: Graham getting Beejdropped in slow motion
Mathwyn: Beej living rent free in there
 CaptainSpam: Come to think of it, I wonder where my CD-R collection of old MST3K DAP encodes are...
 Jigokuro: It was in the area you found in/past the ticket break in area, but that was a lot of area
 korvys: You can't, can don't call me Shirley
 Rhynerd: pickles did almost save us that one time we drowned
 Tiber727: You're not you without a Snickers.
bbblehh: i thought that guy was naked for a sec
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is there an ending where the policeman has to fight off a Kaiju?
bbblehh: like oops sorry to bother you sir
 Jigokuro: The great equalizer: extinction
 Laurence72: no toilet paper!
Featherweight_: what about Poseidon king of the sea?
 bytecaster: Imagine you go to your toilet and there is a stranger just squatting in there
 gsyhiap: #smooth
Chesul: @Featherweight_ Died when the front of a boat fell off and hit him.
 dumbo3k: oh oh
 dumbo3k: you can make the jump
  Foxmar320: Did you just make a platform with the garage door?
 couchboyj: Garage Gerkins, if you will
 dumbo3k: the garage door made a platform
 gsyhiap: ^
KeytarCat: 
 TehAmelie: the part about getting an alibi is pretty funny considering everyone in town would rather accuse us for any crime that happens
 Rhynerd: there’s probably a way to befriend the citizens
bbblehh: ohhhhh so this is let's nope now?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Mathwyn: Really sensitive motion sensor there
 Rhynerd: maybe they’d like roof fruit?
ThePixelSavage: pile of rubble
Mathwyn: Crime time
 bytecaster: The concept is already strong though
 AugmentingPath: yeah, it's conceptually extremely cool, and not even that buggy (with the one sad exception)
 Jigokuro: Where did the guy in here go?
ThePixelSavage: i love the aesthetic of those flats
johnnylongtorso: we may live in an authoritarian police state but at least we can make tea
 korvys: If he's asleep, can you go to the restricted places?
 spethycakes: There is something about this game that is very much in a similar spirit to Disco Elysium
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
 Laurence72: LOL
ThePixelSavage: you could easily reach through that gate from the outside and open that
 RandomTrivia: 
Spades_Slicc: You need an alibi for steal ticket plan?
KeytarCat: You need someone to vouch for you
Omnipotrevor: Can you do it when the train is close, so there's no time to get caught?
 Rhynerd: make a friend to vouch,  take a ticket, take the train?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Omnipotrevor the ticket lady is there when the train is going to arrive
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullGorgeousSalsifyKappaClaus-1xaiqwM6v9MOyKbr
 bytecaster: Maybe the cat will vouch for us
 TehAmelie: smokes cost 150 i think
ANeMzero: I feel like we've had a statistically improbably number of last chances so far
 Rhynerd: can we get ticket lady arrested for some reason?
 dumbo3k: it was behind the door that opens at night
Jethrain: above the restaurant
KeytarCat: By the restaurant?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Rhynerd There certainly seems like an option, for what I don't know
 couchboyj: It was a restricted area that was only open at night, yeah
 dumbo3k: above the restaurant I think
adept_nekomancer: ooo... maybe we can escape via gondola
 bytecaster: Chat is being uncharacteristically useful today
bbblehh: mrow
RebekahWSD: Mrow merow
 dumbo3k: you aren't at the restaurant yet
Jethrain: closer to the starting point
 dumbo3k: restaurant was other side of the tracks
 Rhynerd: @amillioncatsontypewriters only idea I can think of presently involves the fake ticket as well, but I think we’d have to be a better liar for that.
 TehAmelie: that would have been good earlier!
 Rhynerd: can we press F for that?
 Rhynerd: the flashlight, i mean.
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 AugmentingPath: Smash the State!
 Rhynerd: smash the state!
 beowuuf: yeeees
johnnylongtorso: smoke the state
Jethrain: Yes
 bytecaster: Are we just gonna sit down and wait for morning lest we subocean again?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We haven't seen any common meat yet
adept_nekomancer: I'm waiting for mythic meat
 fcloud: i sent you my legendary meat, please respond
johnnylongtorso: today on Crack-a-Pack, we're opening a pack of steaks from Costco
 bytecaster: 11?
Bearudite: if your meat is pearlescent don't eat it
Omnipotrevor: I couldn't sleep like that with the fear that I'd move in my sleep and slam my ankles on those bars at the end of the bed
 Mangledpixel: it's meat made by the dev who made banjo kazooie
 fcloud: i am a man who's made of meat
KeytarCat: Blue steak is more than rare
 bytecaster: Do we need to accuse someone else?
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 TehAmelie: in this area, i feel meat is uncommon and nobody wants to risk cooking it lightly
 couchboyj: He said the alabi comes up if there is no clear suspect
 RandomTrivia: https://i.imgur.com/tGZMrOy.png
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Jail for 1000 years.
 bytecaster: I mean, he is a cop.
 Rhynerd: i think we’re the clear suspect in any ticket crimes.
KeytarCat: There was a suspect bc he suspected you
 Rhynerd: being the only person trying to leave.
 fcloud: "who else could it be" um, any of the other thousands of ppl in this city
 Rhynerd: guess nobody else is trying to leave?
 ushiikun: take the sky lift out of town?
KeytarCat: oh, that was just the authoritarian comment
 BrowneePointz: How has the game been Graham? This was one of the titles shown during Dorito Pope's Kojima Cope that had me with an intrigued raised eyebrow
 TehAmelie: if you pickpocket him will he wake up and be even more tired?
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RebekahWSD: Gondola best part of Baldur's Gate 3
 bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Big sky cop is eepy, I hope that helps.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I had another idea. Maybe you try to frama someone and use the alibi.
 fcloud: well that's no fun-icular
 RandomTrivia: How disappointing
 raulghoulia: every funicular I've been on has had wave after wave of spawning henchmen
 The_Color_Twelve: the funicular up Mt. Hiei is a nice view
 AugmentingPath: it launders!
 bytecaster: Gotta launder some money
heyalexdaily: Oh, it /launders/.
adept_nekomancer: We can legitimize our stolen ticket?
 dumbo3k: can you launder the ticket?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How else do you launder money?
 HadesLeprechaun: I think they misunderstand what laundering is
Chesul: Can you convert your illegal ticket to a legal one?
 TehAmelie: oh, a wash takes the heat off
 BrowneePointz: One of these Days Graham, we've gotta get you on "The World's Shortest Scenic Railway" aka the 296ft Fenelon Place Funicular in Dubuque Iowa
 fcloud: game needs a "nuh-uh" button
 Rhynerd: @fcloud it does. it seems to just piss the giant cop off.
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHHA
 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: hentai!
 ushiikun: she wanted flowers
Chesul: I think we'd probably need to teach the Giant to love first?
 dumbo3k: she does not strike me as delicate
 Tiber727: Aren't you not allowed to leave to begin with? I don't know that laundering your ticket will help with that problem.
adept_nekomancer: A cat is romantic.  Or perhaps some roof fruit.
Jethrain: "Can I interest you in these fine bricks"
 BrowneePointz: I think Adept Nekomancer MAY be biased on the romanticism of cats
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Roof Pie
 TehAmelie: she suggested flowers. or rather, she said she didn't want flowers from you
 gsyhiap: "Here, I brought you a... uhh... brick?"
Mathwyn: Crush it between adam's thighs to make a smoothie
 korvys: Frouquet
 SquareDotCube: "have this fake ticket, it's from the giant"
RebekahWSD: Fruit Bucket! No, Bouquet
 AugmentingPath: "roof fruit bouquet" is a very english language phrase: spells the same sound three ways in a row
Chesul: maybe? I'm also a little curious what happens if you launder the fake ticket.
  Juliamon: I *cannot* wait to see speedruns of this game
 BrowneePointz: I do have to give Adam MASSIVE props for the sheer leg strength needed to crush that stuff, seated in chairs, RECLINED, with NO ANCHOR LEVERAGE
adept_nekomancer: @BrowneePointz Lack of bias is not guaranteed.  
 ushiikun: New end
 gsyhiap: Ooh
 MrSarkhan: huh
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 Pheonix888: F
 SquareDotCube: you probably landed in leaf piles.
 beowuuf: lol
TheAinMAP: 
 dumbo3k: yeah, but yoou usually land on like 3 leaves and are fine
 ushiikun: Lookin for love, in all the wrong places
Cunobelenos: this time you were holding bricks
 TheExactSame: You landed weird
 ContingentCat: maybe it's not so much how far you fall as how you land
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RandomTrivia: Called OUT
 Rhynerd: oh, he shaved!
ThePixelSavage: he looks like Tadej Pogacar
 lamina5432: no more parkour
 Scy_Anide: It's like when you drop your phone. Nine times out of ten it's fine but then you drop it on a corner and it's effed.
 pctjoe: really James'd it up
 ContingentCat: Now I want to jump off a roof.
adamshandy: I miss the moustache
 Meyari: oh, hey, the mustache is gone
 dumbo3k: that was a nice cronch though
 Pheonix888: I want to know where the giant shirt press is at
 BrowneePointz: This is a FASCINATING concept for a game
Mathwyn: Gives me Deathloop vibes this does
bbblehh: mrow
 TehAmelie: cop's got the croissant blues
 ButButTheJesus: 
Spades_Slicc: Think about his barnacles
adamshandy: he uses talc, it's fine
 gsyhiap: Smell a little stagnant tbh
 ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
 SymphonySolstice: ass-barnacles.....
 pctjoe: all cop ass banicales
 Diabore: family heirloom brick
 gsyhiap: Your pet brick
 CaptainSpam: Can't wait to see this on GDQ. 
RebekahWSD: Emotional support brick
 BrowneePointz: Graham has reached into the halls of his Youth and re-activated his Myst Neurons
RebekahWSD: Horrifying
 gsyhiap: We found a piano? I only remember the guitar
 Mangledpixel: gotta find him an iPod Shuffle
 TehAmelie: and we never found the way back to the guitar
 gualdhar: better to break the pick than the lock
 ContingentCat: they're not like matches yeah
Spades_Slicc: These picks did not come from covert instruments
 TehAmelie: has someone asked Lockpicking Lawyer how many picks he goes through a year?
  Foxmar320: I saw that
JadedCynic: improvised picks are often not as sturdy as purpose-made ones - the traditional 'unfolded paperclip' is actually pretty brittle and prone to breaking with repeated flexion
 Laurence72: I keep expecting Graham to throw the fridges out the windows
 TehAmelie: what happens if you throw a bottle into the area?
 circusofkirkus: "I'm not touching you" area
RebekahWSD: Cat testing if it can step onto a table by slowly reaching a paw towards it
 TehAmelie: there's the radio in the ticket booth. maybe not ideal
TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: I threw it on the GROUND.
 RandomTrivia: If it isn't on the floor, it isn't fair game. So you shove it onto the floor first
Izandai: I'm not gonna be part of your SYSTEM, MAAAAAN!
 Akaiatana: It's a style choice
 TehAmelie: i guess they just got in the way
 dumbo3k: unless you find the key
adept_nekomancer: Can we lockpick our way into the gondola buliding?
 Mr_Bitterness: It's a Masterlock. It can be opened with another Masterlock.
 TheExactSame: Brick is your reusable lock pick
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I see no reason why this could go wrong
 TehAmelie: now there's light too
 TehAmelie: ha, the key fell through
  Foxmar320: Yesssss
 ContingentCat: 
 RandomTrivia:  No one saw that
TheAinMAP: 
 Mangledpixel: this game is going to have an excellent speedrun, I reckon
 dumbo3k: the perfume was in a house on the second floor somewhere
 beowuuf: jump on train?
 dumbo3k: not in the restricted train area
KeytarCat: @Mangledpixel someone said under 2 minutes
 Rhynerd: around the other side of the city i think
 Isaac3567: In a living room by a TV I think? It was near where you threw the bread at the guy's face
 Diabore: and 30 seconds of it was the opening scene
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And that includes the 30 seconds he talks to you
 circusofkirkus: you just threatened it with the brick
 Rhynerd: Like a samurai, your brick-drawing technique is a breaking method.
 RandomTrivia: Any% records currently range from 1m07s for the shortest category to 2m47s for the longest
 Meyari: @RandomTrivia yeah, glitchless are slightly longer (but not by much)
 ButButTheJesus: I don't boil I disassociate straight to vapor
heyalexdaily: She does have a Strong Personality.
 AugmentingPath: I wonder if you can pawn off the wrong stolen item on him
 RandomTrivia: Quickly, to the out of bounds ladder!
 gsyhiap: 
KeytarCat: I'm so glad that worked
Izandai: That's a good joke.
ThePixelSavage: your soul
 Bruceski: the perfume will be fiiiiine
Spades_Slicc: Oh I get it, laundering
 Laurence72: have we tried the fake ticket in that?
kusinohki: was about to say.  money laundering, but for items
PandasAndPancakes: now we dark souls
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 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlickGoodGooseHeyGuys-n0hH4qBwJnH_xq0R
 gsyhiap: ✊
 CaptainSpam: The endgame cutscene.
 gualdhar: Has the giant always been a giant? Or was he promoted to the position?
 TehAmelie: will he calm down after 3 hours?
 Laurence72: you almost got on that one time
 CaptainSpam: The train might be gone in 3 hours.
 KBKarma: Well, good luck.
 Rhynerd: i just noticed your watch is missing a 13.
Chesul: so you want to be on the platform AT 1300, if not a few minutes before.
 definenull: Why he angy
 TehAmelie: yeah the train leaves at 13, but does it stop for a minute first?
 Gaelan_Maestro: run forest ruuuuuuuuuun
 KBKarma: Go quiet.
 dumbo3k: lladder, to roof? then to the platform?
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 definenull: Noooo
 RandomTrivia: Dammit
 gsyhiap: Sooo close
Izandai: Damn, so  close.
Mathwyn: So close!
TheAinMAP: 
 definenull: J A I L
adept_nekomancer: Took the whole train to JAIL
KeytarCat: That felt like a frame tie
Metric_Furlong: the very long arm of the law
KeytarCat: grabbed at the same time you entered the train
 KBKarma: Jail for fugitive! Jail for fugitive for 1000 years!
 circusofkirkus: he shaved
 beowuuf: escape from tarcop
 Steelwolf171: This would be a great game for Alex or Cam
 KBKarma: Some Fisher Long nonsense this.
PandasAndPancakes: it'd be great if his replacement for the day off was anormal sized policeman
 KBKarma: *Fisher King
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Except you can still drown when it is coming up slowly
 dumbo3k: I guess this is where the flashlight would be handy
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: See day 1
 RandomTrivia: Aha - geometry!
 TehAmelie: i think textures got lost
 RandomTrivia: 
 MrSarkhan: flashlight?
 TimeToFry: Rip
Izandai: Wow.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: A flashlight might help
KeytarCat: Slow and relentless are the waters
 gsyhiap:  
  Foxmar320: We live here now
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Welp, good stream everyone
 lamina5432: 
kusinohki: you have been eaten by a grue
SaxPython: Clap Clap Clap
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
 ButButTheJesus: welp
Jethrain: what a delightfully weird game
 VorlonScout: Who knew that going deep into the sewer with no flashlight was unwise?
 TimeToFry: "What sneaky stuff did you get up to on the giant's day off?" "We crawled in a hole and died"
 beowuuf: 
RangerAlpha7: you can't leave the town, the game told you that already 
Mathwyn: Feedback: Make the fake ticket swap work
Chesul: This seems like when it comes out it will be an Alex game.
 Ashmantle: 
 spethycakes: PEAK
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 TheExactSame: Hey thanks. Much fun
 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
 TehAmelie: it was fantastic
 gsyhiap: The pinnacle of entLRRtainment
SaxPython: Peek?  No Peak!
 ghizmou: it was great
 HadesLeprechaun: they softlocked, getting trpped behind a door
 Mr_Horrible: at last, Woki Woki Fight Club
 KBKarma: A friend of mine has been playing this, and it's apparently great.
 raulghoulia: they spoiler Spiders-man
kusinohki: they didn't delay spider man magic because of silk song??
  Juliamon: It's just Friday Paper Fight
TheAinMAP: 
Jensling: Friday Paper Play
DarthRagnar815: Friday Paper Play?
 KBKarma: Friday Afternoon Paper Boon.
 lamina5432: gnight
 ContingentCat: Friday Spider Fight
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Graham!  
 Sudobyte: Friday, right? Paper fight!
 ContingentCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PEAK) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
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