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beowuuf: james is now batting 4 out of 5 attendance! 80% 80%!
BITs19_: but does it smell like fruit?
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Aceviru: A cereal
MrSarkhan: Hell yeah! The best breakfast cereal!
L0rdX33n: Heck yeah!
TXC2: economics!
incslayer: yea that sounds right
lamina5432: weird
Snowcookies: mhm
Nebula662: Huh
MrSarkhan: That's so expensive
JessieImproved: dang cereal got expensive
AugmentingPath: we will pay you $1 to take our cheerios
public_key_reveal_party: Beej will remember this
TXC2: isn;t honey like concentrated surgar?
beowuuf:
brieandbacon: @TXC2 The horse?
Aceviru:
AugmentingPath: Iron
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Marvoleath: @TXC2 vomitted by the bees
TXC2: brieandbacon yes, it's what the IRA did with him
Noy2222: Contains no nuts
incslayer: i have a thought that Cam is lactose intolerant?
Mai_Andra: "No, ma'am. Dry."
nightsreach: cereal goes with yogurt
AugmentingPath: and James threw the banana at him
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42MiLLyWays: i loved honey nut cheerios as a kid and still love them especially when I have a sore throat/cold--helps the belly and throat feel better.
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Aceviru: Now I'm hungy
Quarthian: Honey nut cheerios are super underrated
incslayer: concentrated memories
hotgreenflames: cam you can't just ACTIVATE people like that
TXC2: nostalgia in a bowl
Hoplon42: Chrunchy Nut Cornflakes have a similar effect on me
Singenmeister: Cheerios, nacho cheese and pizza parties.
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bisaflau: agree
TXC2: lunch is a sandwich
incslayer: brunch is superior to lunch
beowuuf: lunches are good at the weekend, like if you are going out somewhere and have a very good lunch out
TXC2: Ben you're real quiet
kimmibeans: I made it! What's today's cereal?
lamina5432: 2.5 meals a day
Quarthian: @kimmibeans Honey nut cheerios
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Aceviru: Omg that's heaven
public_key_reveal_party: I think the issue with lunch is I want to have time to relax and enjoy, but I have work, so the issue with lunch is capitalism
Alahmnat: boy scout style
Boopity:
@public_key_reveal_party You could replace lunch with so many other words and this sentence would still work 
LurkerSpine: Gordon Ramsey's scrambled eggs are wild. So much butter
maclaglen: Scrambled eggs: whisked with a little bit of milk, salt, and pepper.
DudelidouX: That's my way and my friend thinks they are undercooked but he's always wrong
Thisbymaster: Needs salt
calculated_uncertainties: @public_key_reveal_party totally agree. I'd love to do dinner as lunch and then snack later
protojman: yeahhh...i once ruined runny eggs for my partner for a few years with words
BITs19_: solid whites, runny yolks
protojman: 10 minutes even seems long!
JosephDeath: I brown my eggs on the bottom, I like solid eggs
Brozard: Neat trick from Kenji Lopez-Alt: add a bit of water to the pan, and then cook when the water boils off
incslayer: yea ben is a bit quiet
MrSarkhan: Yeah cold eggs are awful
raulghoulia: is nicole a bear?
calculated_uncertainties: Runny yolk with toast yo soak it up
Brozard: That'll make sure the pan is the right temp
Boopity: Ok but eggs are one of the worst foods stale
lamina5432: only eat eggs on breakfast sandwiches
TheShokara: broken yolk over medium, must be hot
TXC2: cereal is not slow eating food
LordZarano: I can't stand the taste of runny yolk
Brozard: What about a jammy yolk?
Piratical_tendancies: nice almond croissant.. mmm
Aceviru: ^^^
TXC2: coffee and croissant, the Picard breakfast
couchboyj: The ideal breakfast of my soul is biscuits and gravy. My heart and soul diagree on this point.
Mollylele: is james expecting a non-bakery to have the best croissants?
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TheManaLeek: R/londonontario is awful
protojman: "don't move here"
Kentosaurus: either complaints or bots/agitators
Mollylele: there are two Seattle subreddits for this reason
DudelidouX: what reddit is a place to complain? colour me surprised
Alahmnat: ah, spokane
TXC2: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Sometimes you need to know what that noise was. | on using r/Victoria
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Mai_Andra: "Sometimes you just need to know what that noise was."
protojman: like me some local memes
Singenmeister: My protip is go to the subreddits that are about [city] food. Much more positive.
theambivalentagender: My city's subreddit has a lot of info about local protests
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I missed the beginning. what’s today’s cereal?
TXC2: ThreeTwoOnePantsOff honey nut cheerios
nyoomgoom: let's goooo
beowuuf: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff honey cheerios with heart shaped pieces
ForOhForError: @Singenmeister Absolutely, but there's specific topics that'll start fights. Having an opinion on Philly Ramen is dangerous :V
L0rdX33n: i live near a Federal arsenal, i see a LOT of “What was that explosion?” posts
Brozard: @ForOhForError Ramen with steak and cheese on it?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I hope Cam has oat milk or almond milk?
beowuuf: the real reason talking simulator moved to thursday... recoevery time
protojman: yall were up late with Peak!
Boopity: The... Incident
Alahmnat: The Incident
Thisbymaster: TMI
saintguard: The Incident
incslayer: that is a sentencfe
RustZenith: PARDON?!
lamina5432: such a good bit
Quarthian: I missed something
ForOhForError:
@Brozard 
no just like 5 dudes convinced all our ramen is bad
LostThePirate: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that Talking Sim isn't on Tuesdays anymore
TXC2: wild that Ben made none of that up
public_key_reveal_party: @rustzenith did you not catch live?
Sogheim: I didn't catch the fruit part. only the milk.
TXC2: Quarthian LRR Live happened
Mai_Andra: popped like a Pennywise balloon
PsychoI3oy: I'm glad I was able to watch it a few hours ago, heh
saintguard: Adam was a trooper for that whole bit
Aceviru: Adam goated
Brozard: @ForOhForError Watch out DC, new Five Guys just dropped
RustZenith: @public_key_reveal_party I completely missed it
public_key_reveal_party: Tarps!
Alahmnat: <quietly> perfect
Aceviru: ^ that was a good bit
theambivalentagender:
orange murder babies
TXC2: "Meowdy"
Statist42: "the farm" is there some cam lore i dont know about?
Greendrag13:
Howldy! 
public_key_reveal_party: Blackberry and peach crisp sounds amazing
Brozard: There's a social media account for a cat named after the poet Jack Spicer, and he climbs hay bales
Brozard: with a cowboy hat and bandana
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
TheAinMAP:
lamina5432: years almost out we need a donkey
Kentosaurus: we're still waiting
public_key_reveal_party: Smash cut to James being arrested
LostThePirate: That would be called a "county fair" here in the US
dolphgrim: #donkeybits
TXC2: I'm mean that could have been a crapshot its self
Quarthian: That's why I don't go to fairs
raulghoulia: what a round number
beowuuf: @TXC2 James just screaming "nothing weird! people in the UK could watch this! the UK could watch thiiiiiiis..." as he's dragged off
Geldaran: best fair food is funnel cakes.
frameshifty: funnel cakes rule
theambivalentagender: Deep fried oreos are peak fair food
TehSpud: pumpkin donuts or apple spice donuts?
goombalax: mini donuts vs beavertails
BITs19_: best fair food is horse blankets / beaver tails
TheShokara: Fisher Fair Scones are the best fair food
anxietyparadingashuman: corn dogs
public_key_reveal_party: It is strips of fried dough basically
Aceviru: god the lines for funnel cakes are long... So I've never had
Geldaran: pancake batter drizzled into oil.
theambivalentagender: Canada doesn't typically do funnel cake???
TXC2:
beowuuf buck wild that we live the world where that is a joke
Alahmnat: it rules
MrSarkhan: Does Canada not have funnel cakes?
theambivalentagender: Funnel cake is so good and you can add so much stuff on top
L0rdX33n: its really tasty, and awful for you
hotgreenflames: fried pickles are good. funnel cakes are good but can be too greast if the oil is wrong
LostThePirate: Funnel cake!
beowuuf: @TXC2 yup!
hotgreenflames: the funnel is i think from the piping
Geldaran: also, elephant ears. cinamon and sugar on a fried pastary.
lamina5432: funnel cake is good should go to a fair
TehAmelie: i'm still thinking of blackberries, but now with deep fried brie
far2muchsarcasm: I think we'd call a beaver tail and elephant ear
kimmibeans: funnel cake is amazing... and SO greasy
Kentosaurus: definitely a misnomer
Mollylele: some regions of the US instead sell a thing called the elephant ear, which I think is more similar to a beaver tail
Brozard: Cake >= Oil
Alahmnat:
nope we just named it after what it comes out of
public_key_reveal_party: If fair food doesn't shave 30 minutes off your life, it isn't actually fair food
theambivalentagender: Do Canadian fairs also do the "deep fry anything" or is that just a US thing
MrSarkhan: It's so good but so bad for you lol
couchboyj: Well now I want a gyro ><
hotgreenflames: you can use an actual funnel too
hotgreenflames: its just way less practical
LostThePirate: Oregon had ours this last weekend
TheShokara: The Washington State Fair is going right now actually!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: it’s because the batter is poured through a funnel to get a narrow stream
TXC2: public_key_reveal_party those 30mins are spent in the porta-potty
TheKingWiggins: Wisconsin State Fair Cream Puffs
lightfut: Heh yeah that just finished, it was great
lightfut: Got me my cheese curds
LurkerSpine: as someone currently in Texas, the State Fair kinda sucks
theambivalentagender: My sister in law is obsessed with funnel cake and my partner loves to make fun of her for it lol
frameshifty: the Lone Star is a rating
Quarthian: That's the US in general
Brozard: Almost like cities are great and suburbs suck everywhere
ExitPursuedByABear: As a Texan, I get it
Geldaran: Gyros are excellent, but I'm lucky enough to live in a college town that has several places that serve them, so it is an anytime food to me now.every day
public_key_reveal_party: @frameshifty that got a laugh from me, never heard that one
Aceviru: Yeah, San Antonio is a tucked away good ol spot
ExitPursuedByABear: I miss Pax South so much
hotgreenflames: @frameshifty lolol
alchemistsavant:
Pax South ended right when I moved down here. 
frameshifty: I kid though, Big Bend national park is really cool
ApplicativeJones: Why is James three times the volume of Ben and twice as loud as Cam?
RatherLargeToad: MN State Fair is the kind of place where they carve sculptures out of butter for the fair related beauty queen. It’s great 😊
maclaglen: As a native Texan, I both love and loathe this place.
Boiler_bot: Muskets, like the founding fathers intended
Aceviru:
Oh right, we're supposed to remember that place 
ExitPursuedByABear: we have open carry swords in Texas now for some reason. Weebs rejoice, I guess?
3schr: Come to Maryland's! I have tickets for Sept 28
Brozard: I was just at the Bristol Ren Faire yesterday, last day of the season. Always a great time!
vinewood_og: "Bring me the lunch musket!"
Alahmnat: Cincinnati actually has a really solid rennfaire
kimmibeans: We have a few nearby me and we keep meaning to go
ShhIAmARealCat: Don't recommend Texas much but our Renaissance Faire is pretty huge
theambivalentagender: I live near where they had the first ren faire and still host it apparently
ExitPursuedByABear: Not that I've ever seen anyone walking around with a sword
Alahmnat: roflmao
TXC2: Pop quiz hot shot!
Kentosaurus: oh no
Quarthian: That's not ok
incslayer: Pop Quiz Hotshot!
saintguard: oh no
LostThePirate:
Swabbie started kindergarten this morning!!
MrSarkhan:
brieandbacon: Oh yeah!!
goombalax: this is a literal nightmare
kimmibeans: LMAO
beowuuf:
public_key_reveal_party: How could you do this to him?
Noy2222: Easy!
incslayer: You Got this Cam!
BlueMechanic: start the song
Dalrint: Hydrogen!
Greendrag13: Pop Quiz? NONE of these are pop. I win!
beowuuf: LMAO
EmsLeigh: poor Ben having to spell these
TheShokara: Song time
arc_M: Yeah, we have apps for this now
RatherLargeToad: This was an actual first year chemistry test
Mai_Andra:
C'mon Chemistry Major... tell a chemistry! 
Boopity: Oh, you like math? What's 26192606 + 6859
saintguard:
Open book tests are the real world
Cheese_Hammer: cam-istry
public_key_reveal_party: Just blame each other, no one's at fault
L0rdX33n: 50?
beowuuf: what's the number of the element tony stark created in iron man 2?
Dromos_GHG: pop quiz hot shot!
vinewood_og: Hydrogen.... something something Vibranium?
rogerivany: Can I use the periodic table in my wallet?
brieandbacon: Unobtainium
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: know which number, or just name them?
arc_M: First try
Voidhawk42: Tom Lehrer don't fail us now
Pteraspidomorphi:
Why did I think Helium was absolutely correct
TehAmelie: i was thinking helium too!
kimmibeans: Oh, you just have to name them? Awesome!
AugmentingPath: sodium? na
L0rdX33n: cesium, francium?
beowuuf: na
couchboyj: Looks like you just need names Cam, program is handling location
brieandbacon: Rubidium
Alahmnat: calcium?
beowuuf: the exciting additions to water
TXC2: L0rdX33n they're the next 2
lamina5432: cesium is my favorite
Noy2222: Ununonium
iarethel0ser: Unobtanium.
beowuuf: magnesium is in that column isn't it?
Dromos_GHG: he's sandbaggin your time
theambivalentagender: This is already more than I would have been able to name as an ex-biology major
EmsLeigh: Its the other one to put in a bath tub
Noy2222: Unobtainium
Barb4rian: there is a y
brieandbacon: ry
EmsLeigh: Beryllium
EmsLeigh: Its a y
Angnor33: beryllium
L0rdX33n: beryllium
Dalrint: Just sing the Tom Lehrer song
Voidhawk42: Named after a Beryl
incslayer: magnesium burns brightly
EmsLeigh: We Had to learn up to 20 at school
beowuuf: oh, interesting
Angnor33: See how many you can get from just the back of the cereal box...
TXC2: EmsLeigh same
aerolend: 88 is Kanyeum
AugmentingPath: again?
ForOhForError: chat trying hard to fold the answers up into a paper plane and chuck it over
Greendrag13: 21, like 38, is Strontium
Doc_Layzah: Can't have strontium twice
Singenmeister: Switch to noble gasses, come back later
AugmentingPath: strontium is 38, already on the board
maxthefourth: Its already on the board
theambivalentagender: hehe pee block
raulghoulia: boron is the sexiest element
incslayer: boron? thats important for flux moderation
Angnor33: fluorine
Alahmnat: literally
L0rdX33n: xenon, the best one
30teracyte: its kind of their whole thing
Pteraspidomorphi: Who does
aerolend: We interact with the ignoble ones more.
ForOhForError: @Pteraspidomorphi welders mostly
Noy2222: The element of surprise
TXC2: nobel gases are for pretty lights
AugmentingPath: krypton, q'onos, vulcan...
Pteraspidomorphi:
incslayer: krypton? like what becomes kryptonite
public_key_reveal_party: The noble gasses also tend to not interact with us either tbh
Boiler_bot: Noble gases are too bougie
Alahmnat: ununeighteenium
Greendrag13: its like, ununoctium or some such nonsense?
aerolend: @incslayer So, nickel?
Doc_Layzah: Old name us ununoctium
brieandbacon: Berkley
Brozard: Michigan?
Barb4rian: 118 is Nihoinum?
L0rdX33n: Oganesson?
omdorastrix: Berkleuim, Livermorium, Darnstatium
incslayer: @aerolend so what your saying is that superman is weak to nickel
EmsLeigh: Important for a few coming up, Is it doing British spellings or American?
Singenmeister: I looked it up and I've never heard if it
omdorastrix: Nihonium
Noy2222: Harvardium
aerolend: @incslayer Just the back side of him.
Barb4rian: @L0rdX33n Ah yeah Oganesson
djalternative: Ruthafordiam
L0rdX33n: bromine
L0rdX33n: iodine
AleisAlpto: Cobalt
aerolend: @incslayer (I'm stretching for a Nickelback joke here.)
brieandbacon: At
lamina5432: this is very impressive
AugmentingPath: element 35: bronish
incslayer: @aerolend ahh that explains why i didnt understand it
public_key_reveal_party: Cam's first and last appearance on good morning moonbase
L0rdX33n: start naming metals
aerolend: @incslayer I was going from Kryptonite.
TXC2:
the less any has to do with it really
omdorastrix: Aluminium
AleisAlpto: Bro: Iron Fe
Noy2222: Mydearwatsonium
incslayer: fe cu au ag
TehAmelie: you know, this table has the organizational structure of the English language. more exceptions than rules.
MrUglama: isnt Cam a chemist?
aerolend: @TehAmelie Exceptions are the rule.
raulghoulia: the key ingredient in head and shoulders
brieandbacon: @MrUglama And therefore doesn't need to remember stuff liek this
Piratical_tendancies: yeah
incslayer: ahh yes if you selenium if you shoot it up a aliens but it dies. David Duchovny proved this
beowuuf: @MrUglama only if the wiki says he is!
aerolend:
@raulghoulia 
Doc_Layzah: Calcogen
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: Ah, he missed my favorite element. #85, A******e
TXC2: MrUglama yes, most don't memorise the periodic table
Doc_Layzah: Smells like garlic
LordZarano: If you start naming ones named after Ytterby that's like 5
UltraVioletVodoo: if you can find me a chemist that knows every element on the table ill show you a liar or someone with idedic memory
mr_Powerup: gotta remember the element of surprise
paronomasiac042: the fact that he doesn't need to get the placement, just names, but that he's trying anyway is agonizing
kimmibeans: @paronomasiac042 I thought it was just me!
omdorastrix: yittrium
Brozard: yeettrium
incslayer: yttrium i know that one because you need to cans of it to research a thing in system shock 2
Noy2222: The cryptocoin?
Jogela: The Ben and Cam wombo combo
Mai_Andra: ah, the leaders of Craftworld Aeldar
lamina5432: liquid metal
L0rdX33n: platinum, lead, mercury
Singenmeister: Where's platinum?
AleisAlpto: Zinc
Faulpyr: yttrium and ytterbium are my favorites
LordZarano: Yup, first of the *many* named after Ytterby
paronomasiac042: bless
hyralt: maNganese
TehAmelie: Ytterby is a village they never thought would gain international renown when they named it
incslayer: manganese?
Critterbot: Yttrium is named after a swedish town called Ytterby.
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maxthefourth: The element of anime
aerolend: Scandinavium
Singenmeister: Rubidium?
Volus_dude: thorium
AleisAlpto: Zinc
LostThePirate: All the oddball ones named after places
hotgreenflames: yttrbium
incslayer: @aerolend also a hockey arena
L0rdX33n: americium
BlueMechanic: lots of elements are named abyer the town of Ytterby. Like 4 elements
saintguard: Promethium
A_Dub888: Californium
Voidhawk42: "These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard... and there may be many others, but they haven't been dis-carvered!"
incslayer: radium
Wiliart: Einsteinium
Jogela: Lost Indium Adams
brainbosh: can just start naming stuff from NMS lol
AleisAlpto: Tungten
hyralt: polonium, uranium, plutonium
aerolend: @incslayer neat
maxthefourth: Rad
EmsLeigh: The two it gives prompts for...
Marvoleath: gotta remember Ununnilum
Mai_Andra: Alex is vibrating in the backroom...
rogerivany: nickel cobalt mercury uranium neptonium plutonium
TXC2: molydebnium
BlueMechanic: unobtainium
Obothehobo11: me shouting at the screen a bunch of bs made up words
omdorastrix: Tin, Lead, Antimony
raulghoulia: amazonium
RustZenith: Tolarium Community College?
Alahmnat: thulium and thalium
Wiliart: lead?
Doc_Layzah: Mercury!
MrUglama: unununium
Angnor33: polo
Mai_Andra: deeznutsium
DefaultWizard: rutherfordium
LostThePirate: berklium
TXC2:
wow Twitch does not want me watching this segment
Barb4rian: Cobalt
EmsLeigh: cobalt is the other magnetic one
omdorastrix: Actinium?
ckupf: arsenic?
rogerivany: technicium
L0rdX33n: calcium?
Angnor33: catalysts!
PsychoI3oy: magneisum is in there somewhere
Doc_Layzah: Chromium and cobalt
public_key_reveal_party: I have not thought much about the periodic table since I took a chemistry class in 2012 and then dropped to do computer science and physics
OrangeFree: Tungsten
rogerivany: Platinum
A_Dub888: arsenic
AleisAlpto: what was the core metal of the Arc Reactor?
incslayer: palladium
Critterbot: Einsteinium is down in the actinoids somewhere.
AleisAlpto: there you go
Marvoleath: 10 more
Xed_Regulus: Lead
TXC2: osmium
Genie_M: Now sing those
LurkerSpine: good old spark plug metals
MehallD: Halfway!
bondeulv: adamantium
public_key_reveal_party: You got one ferromagnetic
aerolend: Ten more years to go.
AugmentingPath: mithril
kimmibeans: I'm a biologist, so I'm out. We named all the useful ones lol
L0rdX33n: arsenic?
brieandbacon: electrum
AleisAlpto: Thallium
Alahmnat: orichalcum
MrUglama: redstone
incslayer: electrum is an alloy of gold and silver
EmsLeigh: The ones named after people
L0rdX33n: More than half!
Doc_Layzah: Germanium
Angnor33: germanium
omdorastrix: Astronomer: Hydrogen, Helium.. the rest don't matter
AleisAlpto: Ge
AugmentingPath: @kimmibeans hydrogen oxygen nitrogen carbon phosphorus and sulphur. That's it, those are all 6 of the elements
mr_Powerup: bro forgot air
Wiliart: another row bingo
bondeulv: nice
Doc_Layzah: Bingo!
bondeulv: 37
Alahmnat: @omdorastrix not nearly enough metals on this table for astronomers lol
AleisAlpto: Tin
djalternative: unobtanium
Daktoa: I miss chemistry
Critterbot: @brieandbacon Electrum is not an element, it's a naturally occurring alloy of silver and gold.
Mai_Andra: "Ga__ Asse BrKr" eh?
L0rdX33n: tin
Doc_Layzah: Gadolinium
frameshifty: start with all the ones that require accellerators... berkelium, lawrencium, etc
Pteraspidomorphi: 57 and 89?
L0rdX33n: rb?
kimmibeans: Americonium is one
AleisAlpto: Zirconium
ForOhForError: yellow bile
kimmibeans: Rubidium
omdorastrix: Americium
LostThePirate: americium
Bruceski: See, I know Unununium but not what it's proper name now is
omdorastrix: Livermorium
Doc_Layzah: Neodymium, holmium, erbium
vingris_: I bet you can guess what the first elements in the Lanthanide and Actinide series are
brieandbacon: Lanthanum
Doc_Layzah: Laser ions!
brieandbacon: Actinium
incslayer: @Bruceski Oganesson?
RustZenith: K
OrangeFree: Nobelium!
AleisAlpto: COME ON
kimmibeans: Curium
Angnor33: rutherfordium
Marvoleath: gotta remember Ununnilum
Krektogar: Einsteinium?
MrUglama: nice
AleisAlpto: Osmium
TehAmelie: and Steven!
Critterbot: Nice.
TXC2: NICE
Volus_dude: nice
iarethel0ser: Nice(ium)
Boopity: nice
incslayer: nice
OrangeFree: Nice
KWardJenx: Nice!
markaci: Nice
EmsLeigh: Curium, bohrium, Nobelium Rutherfordium Einsteinium
goombalax: 83 is bis
Marvoleath:
ruined, off by one
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Angnor33: cadmium! I couldn't get it...
public_key_reveal_party: "of course"
TXC2: it has ass and teen it in
omdorastrix: 113 is nihonium
L0rdX33n: You did good!
LostThePirate: We helped a bit
Aceviru: Because school is cool
UltraVioletVodoo: you said astitine, but you couldn't spell it
noSmokeFire: also Tom Lehrer
noSmokeFire: (RIP)
incslayer: thats no excuse cam
AleisAlpto: i wouldn't know...
Mai_Andra: Why? The Brain.
Aceviru: 😎
omdorastrix: the ones above like 110 only got named in the last 10 years or so
BrowneePointz: speaking of Elements, RIP Tom Lehrer
BrowneePointz: the Elements Song still goated
ForOhForError: most of that stuff really doesn't want to exist
brieandbacon: Decay, mostly
Marvoleath: @ForOhForError #mood
LostThePirate: I got a lot of Ds in university Chemistry and had to repeat the courses a few times to finish my degree
Aceviru: @Marvoleath +1
Daktoa: I remember Unununium before it was named
TXC2:
the day back in the UK seemed to random, one time we went back on a Friday
Mai_Andra: Yeah, US started school weeks ago.
kimmibeans: Northeast starts on Wednesday
BrowneePointz: some schools start late august and end late may/1st week of june
TehSpud: yeah, schools in my city started last week
Alahmnat: because summer is hell
RustZenith: Here in nevada, they started 2 weeks ago
lamina5432: mine was usually the week before labor day
TXC2: Hurricans are a thing in the US
OrangeFree: 100% to do with farming
xblue007: Tuesday before labor day for public schools here
ZeroEightEcho: South seems to start before north
LurkerSpine: When I was a kid it was after labor day, by the time I was in high school it was the last week of august
LostThePirate: @Mai_Andra In my part of the US, the kids started today
NimrodXIV: usually the week before Labor Day, yeah
EmsLeigh: @TXC2 Some of the schools around me went back today, some arn't back until Thursday
TehAmelie: everyone gotta have their ten weeks off school to help at the farm
Snowcookies: back to school was always september in Ontario
UltraVioletVodoo: that it does cam
Aceviru: Yeah that weather stuff gets in the way
Faulpyr: Mine was start mid August, end late May
Critterbot: School starts in like the middle of August in Europe as well.-
djalternative: I always started school mid-August growing up
TXC2: EmsLeigh exactly
SerGarretCameron: It's gotten warped recently, with weather, and pandemic days off getting shuffled, it's a lot.
kimmibeans: I always started the Wedenesday after Labor day until College
MehallD: The Glasgow schools have been back since August 14th
Krektogar: wait, penelope is old enough to go to school? When did that happen?
TXC2: Krektogar 5 years ago
SeismicLawns: that's wild
public_key_reveal_party: @krektogar the passage of time makes fools of us all
Volus_dude: older generations refer this period as potato picking holiday. kids worked on fields to pick harvest and stuff before machinery arrived.
Krektogar:
@TXC2 damnit, I'm getting old
EmsLeigh: My school had that the new starters (and start of exam years) start the day before everyone else
calculated_uncertainties: We were Wed after labor day in primary,secondary. And then the end of September for uni
incslayer: @TXC2 this would imply that time is progressing forward and i find that idea offensive
TXC2: Krektogar yeap, we all are
TXC2: incslayer as you should
awildshen: that's really great, take a week to do orientation and acclimation to new classroom and such
BrowneePointz: Our School had split Science teachers starting 4th grade
Jogela: Jim the teacher?
BrowneePointz: cuz Science had more specific needs
Xed_Regulus: We had a different teacher for French, until I switched to French Immersion.
BITs19_: in high school, home room was strictly for handing out report cards
RustZenith: 6th grade for me was the first time I had a separate math teacher from the main
UltraVioletVodoo: must be
BrowneePointz: The Town I move to for High School's Elementary Gym Teacher was a Former Olympic Athlete* (for the year the US boycotted them)
BrowneePointz: moved
BITs19_: I liked the reintroduction of structure to my day
goombalax: arming up with a new backpack and supplies was the best part
MrUglama: School supplies > School
djalternative: My interesting fact is that my 8th grade advanced math teacher failed me even though my academic performance in class was more than satisfactory to move on
awildshen: duotangs!!!
maclaglen: Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers FTW!
Kraest: I needed binders with fabric covers so I could draw on them and ruin them immediately
TXC2: BrowneePointz so the 1980 team ?
Uzumaki15: Being Homeschooled, I never got these experiences XD
Wiliart: Getting a cool new agenda.
awildshen: drawing coll Ss on all my binders
Orestes290: Would love a Cam's favorite stationery segment
ShaneLeeAtk: I miss my D&D Trapper Keeper
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 I think that's it
BrowneePointz: I LOVED School. I LOVED learning
public_key_reveal_party: I do remember I enjoyed getting to see my friends who lived way outside where I could walk or bike
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Pteraspidomorphi: djalternative, why were you failed?
Faulpyr: Going back to school is seeing a bunch of friends again
v_nome: Also you get to see all your friends
TXC2:
I was bullied at school, so school was hell for me
djalternative: @Pteraspidomorphi she didn't like me and it was just a bad time of day for me energy wise
Kraest: I still have one of my high school binders, and it now holds about a hundred cds
goombalax: pandemic years also reframed school in a lot of kids perspectives
Aceviru: OMG, dad is that you
BrowneePointz: Welp there's decades of repressed trauma resurfaced
Pteraspidomorphi:
Oh, that sucks
nulldeer: I loved school and it was the only way I could see most of my friends
TXC2:
BrowneePointz right?
incslayer: thats how i learned the sizes of those tools
realbadatthis_: 12.7mm is close enough right?
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 part of why I mentally shut down when I'm yelled at now
Aceviru: 10mm is goated though.
TXC2: BrowneePointz YEEAP!
Mai_Andra: I remember the summer we spent cobbling together the school in a new building because the church that previously hosted it fell apart...
Pteraspidomorphi: Yup yup
RustZenith: The DB9 debate again.
Critterbot: Cereal first or you're wrong, hill I will die on etc.
ArdCollider: o7
Mollylele: milk first is a soup
incslayer: @Critterbot you have my axe
LostThePirate: Milk first is only acceptable when you're pouring seconds
Mai_Andra: milk first, so you can put the milk away in the fridge. Then just keep adding cereal until the milk is gone.
ArdCollider: cereal first, milk never
djalternative: nah. Coco Puffs you want extra milk
Pteraspidomorphi:
Thisbymaster: Dry
EmsLeigh: Cereal first, unless you think the milk has gone off
ArdCollider: cap'n crunch physics!
Barb4rian: @ArdCollider *nods in agreement*
Faulpyr: I drown my cereal in milk. I like it a little soggy
Aceviru: Milk first if you're pouring it into a glass or a blender
BrowneePointz: Correct. Each cereal has different milk needs
SeaDiegoFC: Who needs milk and a bowl? I just eat the cereal out of the box
couchboyj: @EmsLeigh Even then, check the milk, then cereal first
BrowneePointz: like all the Pebbles cereals need less milk
Pteraspidomorphi: I read that passage out loud once at a book club thing
Chesul: It definitely varies, thinks like Cornflakes need a very different amount than say Grapenuts.
noSmokeFire: with my whole heart: fuck Stephenson's captain crunch obsession in that book, but at least it's better than Reamde's piss and great circle flight paths
incslayer: @SeaDiegoFC i just eat the box
Dromos_GHG: I think I jumped ship on that book before that part
realbadatthis_: crunchberry ball mill?
ArdCollider: "grandma furniture" also one of those blind alleys in that one
Barb4rian: #2
brieandbacon: Depends how the can opener is designed
incslayer: #2
lamina5432: the right
A_Dub888: I’ve never had Captain Crunch, how true are the stories of it destroying people’s mouths?
iarethel0ser: There's another way to???
Faulpyr: #2
Krektogar: wait, left works?
Aceviru: Depends on what you are opening
Genie_M: Left all the way
TXC2: it depends on the can surely ?
Thisbymaster: left works better.
BrowneePointz: depends on what you are opening
EmsLeigh: The right, Or get an electronic one
Bruceski: Depends how the can opener is built
30teracyte: it depends
Faulpyr: Left is pretty solid, honestly
Doc_Layzah: Not all can openers are made equal
TS_Terrapin: That SPECIFIC design is designed for the right, there is a DIFFERENT design for the left
maclaglen: @Krektogar Depends on the type of can
Narcuru: (there's a secret third version, but it requires a different can opener)
Critterbot: On the right, always.
baneless27: use an automatic one xD
TheManaLeek: Right until I got a fancy opener, now left (because it's the only way the opener works)
Kentosaurus: today I learned you can do it the left way
TehAmelie: i thought the cans were made for the right scenario
Volus_dude: the claw/shark fin one? @Narcuru
Genie_M: Left is much easier left handed
goldengraham13: The can opener Cam is describing is amazing and the best upgrade to a simple kitchen thing I have ever used
Doc_Layzah: Left is a newer (like 20 years) method
public_key_reveal_party: I also have one of those can openers and it is nice. The fact I can say this means I am a boring adult and I'm ok with this
far2muchsarcasm: My grandma had an automatic can opener that did the one on the left
James_the_Dabbler: Left is easier to contain, right is easier to drain
BrowneePointz: I think it's because the way an Opener fits onto a can the Right FEELS more natural
BrowneePointz: like how we peel bananas the wrong way
brieandbacon: Use a FORK!!
Narcuru: @Volus_dude it works kinda sorta like the left one, but it cuts up under the lip so there is no sharp edges
calculated_uncertainties: @James_the_Dabbler That is an amazing description
Geldaran: The Left doesn't work with all openers/cans. I have one that does cut on the side, which IS better.
Aceviru: That's why I prefer ez open cans
maxthefourth: what if i like cutting myself on a discus
Faytheless: Get a can opener with a magnet on
Brozard: Wear a GLOVE
BrowneePointz: Ah yes, an Ortocan
Scarbble: magnets are great to pull off the disc
DudelidouX: But the left doesn't really work the top doesn't really go back on and the side is sharp. The right you grab the top when it's at 95% cut and it doesn't fall in
realbadatthis_: I use a fridge magnet with a hook on it to pull the lid up and out
omdorastrix: I had one that was LIKE the left one, but was specifically designed to cut in through the lip, so that there was no jagged edges
lamina5432: true answer the cans now have the inbuilt openers
TehAmelie: i've got can openers without any moving parts. good luck getting any leverage for the left way
Aceviru: Hahaha
Mollylele: fancy man getting all his produce in jars
alchemistsavant: Use a GUN.
ForOhForError: There's actually a design that breaks the bottom of a seam and they're pretty nice (technology connections watcher)
firehawkzoa: Discovered my canopener had a magnet when I tried the left style
noSmokeFire: @alchemistsavant it's the american way
Aceviru:
Simply chew on it
incslayer: @alchemistsavant the american way
nulldeer: one of my roomates opened a can with a spoon once
TheMerricat: So the proper answer here is not actually shown. There's a different type of can opener that actually cuts the lid where curls over to seal the can. This makes the lid and the can not sharp unless you actually go to the effort of hitting the cut edge that is under the edge of the lid
Brozard: Over
TheShokara: OVER
Mollylele: put a nerf dart on that lid
ArdCollider: over
iarethel0ser: Oh, fight time.
maxthefourth: just throw the can on the floor
Barb4rian: Over, there is only one answer
saintguard: over
incslayer: Over UNLESS you have a cat
Pteraspidomorphi: Over unless you have cats, I suppose
gsyhiap:
Simply don't can your stuff in the first place 
Plasterboard:
Did we forget our lessons from Popeye? Just squeeze the can until it pops open.
TXC2: RIGHT is right
far2muchsarcasm: I don't even know where my can opener is
lamina5432: left otherwise you a heathan
GhostValv: Cam is correct
Critterbot: Left or you're a monster.
couchboyj: I'm make chili sometime soon and open SO many cans
Simbionis: whichever way it hangs when I put it on
MrUglama: it depends if you have cat
EmsLeigh: Right, else the dog borrows it
maclaglen: There are 2 ways to hang toilet paper. The right way and the wrong way.
Forgotten_Sanity: I have cats, on the right
Mollylele: right if you have a cat
Faulpyr: Always left unless you get a cat
Geldaran: yuup.
iarethel0ser: Overhand. But if you have a cat you may be forgiven.
TehSpud: left is how it is shown on the official US patent, thus correct
Kentosaurus: overhand (left) is the correct way according to the manufacturer
brainbosh: The right is the only way if you have animals
gsyhiap: Left is literally how it was drawn in the patent
Wolfstrike_NL: Left Left Left Left
RatherLargeToad: left is correct unless you have a cat or toddler, yes
4AMDonuts: yep, this is correct
DaxStrife: Left is correct, it requires less interaction with the rest of the roll.
Luminaire_p: My cat just shredded it if it was underhand
Marvoleath: Just follow the patent instructions, right for can opener, left for paper
LurkerSpine: yeah, no preference
alchemistsavant: I genuinely don't care.
Barb4rian: James is a monster confirmed
Thisbymaster: I have cats and need to left
avjamethyst: can confirm, 4 cats and a child, I'm on the right
BrowneePointz: the one on the left can also hide spiders
goldengraham13: Right is also good if the roll is way to close to the toilet
public_key_reveal_party: They grab the front side, so the one on the right is better in that one instance
couchboyj: James with the based take
KWardJenx: Left is the only way to do it. The right is an abomination and affront to all that is civilized.
brainbosh: I mean there is no reason to do it the way on the left
TheExactSame: this is important james.
Mollylele: cats treat that thing like a lil treadmill
Aceviru: Left. Also, this is why I got a toilet paper holder that stores extras
Bruceski: I leave my toilet paper on the back of the tank because whoever installed the holder in my bathroom did not understand that people have legs.
TXC2: right is the one that works one handed
firehawkzoa: Bolth are more correct than sitting on the counter
calculated_uncertainties: 100% left. We've never had issues with cats.
incslayer: @TXC2 i can do the left one handed
Critterbot: Left is easier to grab.
couchboyj: Beard vs mullet toilet paper
Mangledpixel: my tp roll just sits on the cistern
Chesul: on the right YOU have to touch the wall.
omdorastrix: Yeah, this is missing an option: The roll sitting on the counter.
Mollylele: most correct is vertical on a paper towel stand
Marvoleath: Chaotic Evil: put the paper perpendicular
Geldaran: where's the laying on top of an empty roll my teen was too lazy to remove?
ArdCollider: I had to shoot an instructional film at work once about how to change out the TP.
zuha91: left side is how it was displayed in that old patent.
RatherLargeToad: just as long as you aren’t one of the weirdos with vertical TP holders
ArdCollider: because my coworkers were not equipped to deal with 1950s-style in-wall tile TP holders.
GhostValv: D:
MrUglama: right
firehawkzoa: Right
MrSarkhan: Right
Snowcookies: oh dear
EmsLeigh: What monster is doing the right?
RatherLargeToad: right is a war crime
Spooky_Noises: You don't live free unless you are right
LordZarano: Left
brieandbacon: Do right, because people get uncomfortable
incslayer: Someone woke up and chose violence
Dromos_GHG: crime
MrSarkhan: I absolutely do.
BrowneePointz: If you eat them that way do you also eat Corn the Long Way
lamina5432: left
gsyhiap: This is just an order vs chaos question
far2muchsarcasm: Ben confirmed monster
SeismicLawns: the right is a goblin choice that i do partake in occassionally
drrek0: Ben what is wrong with you?
DaxStrife: Left is correct unless you're feeling like a goblin, no judgement.
Chesul: The right is malicious.
Mollylele: the song specifically says "break me off a piece"
NimrodXIV: either, depending on my mood
DudelidouX: Mix, split in 2 and stack
Geldaran: Hybrid. eat two sticks at a time.
BrowneePointz: Ben eats Corn the Long Way
LostThePirate: My kid eats them on the right
omdorastrix: I eat the MIni ones like the right, but the full-size ones are like the left
Mollylele: you are denying yourself
calculated_uncertainties: left, because more mouth feel.
incslayer: left... but i have eaten it the the other way
KWardJenx: Ben is a monster, confirmed
goombalax: but cheese strings taste wrong when they are solid
zuha91: right when busy
saintguard: @Geldaran Absolutely this
SylvrSystem: i once did the right one to mess with a friend, turned my camera on in voice and everything. but honestly. it's fun to do it hat way sometimes.
Aceviru: I don't eat the whole thing, that's why I picked left
Brozard: Ben opens a pack of Pocky and just bites them all
nyoomgoom: predicting someone in the office is putting the tp facing the wall specifically as a lil prank
Pteraspidomorphi: I could go for a kit kat right now
AFamiliarCalledEl: Yeah, I'm on the right. There's no pretense that I'm not eating the whole thing myself right now
Boopity: "I just want chocolate" is the correct answer
iarethel0ser: I'm on team "no kit kats"
alchemistsavant: I'm buying japanese kitkats
BrowneePointz: Western or Japanese
SeismicLawns: kitkats suck on this continent
Greendrag13: All my Kit-Katting is the little tiny duo packs, and its not worth the mess and effort of handling them to split 'em
Hoplon42: that isn't proper kit kat anyway
Critterbot: Right is an atrocity, always left. Always always always.
Greyah: Chocolate in general is mid at best.
Aceviru: If I eat it on the right, it's a small one
BrowneePointz: cuz Japanese Kit Kats are a WHOLE different ballgame
TXC2:
I eat off brand kitkats every day
TehAmelie: i don't eat kit-kats. mid tier chocolate, top tier evil corporation
incslayer: i prefer Kitkat Chunky over regular kitkat
SeaDiegoFC: Sucks for that latest mail time I guess haha
LurkerSpine: you can pry my matcha kit kat from my cold dead hands
LordZarano: But also I don't eat KitKat cause it's Nestlé and Nestlé is actually evil
Singenmeister: I don't buy candy. Candy is a thing you get for free. The only exception is a fancy dark chocolate bar.
Plasterboard: So if a pizza place square-cut, Ben would grab two pieces and just chomp on the middle
calculated_uncertainties: Funsize ones, the right is okay, but they've got only one split
Mollylele: next you're gonna tell me you eat a hot dog sideways like a fkn corncob
DaxStrife: Regular kit-kats are bland. Japanese kit-kats or mint-flavored ones are great.
public_key_reveal_party: I do like kit kats when I want something kinda flaky and crunchy, but it is like, medium at best
EmsLeigh: My supermarket stores it with the biscuits rather than the chocolate,
Faulpyr: Yeah, duo kit kats are right. Normal is left... but I've not had one for like a decade
brainbosh: Spoken as someone who has peanuts as an option lol
firehawkzoa: I live in a place where it is hot enough that it's already kinda melted even in the winter so right keeps chocolate off my fingers
RatherLargeToad: if you just want to eat it while, get a Big Kat
incslayer: bookmark
brieandbacon: Simply remember the page number
saintguard: Bookmark, every time
Quarthian: The only candy I buy is gummy bears or skittles
DefaultWizard: you dogear if you're a sociopath
brieandbacon: or use a receipt
firehawkzoa: Face down open
Aceviru: God plz bookmark
gsyhiap: Sometimes I use the dust jacket
drrek0: Neither, I just remember where I was
Luminaire_p: Don't put it down until you're done
realbadatthis_: magic cards as bookmark
4AMDonuts: neither, if you can't remember where you're at you need to reread it
TheShokara: bookmark
Aceviru: Use a magic card
incslayer: @brieandbacon look not all of us are living gods okay?
Critterbot: Don't mangle your books, use bookmarks.
brainbosh: Just remember the page?
Piratical_tendancies: bookmark/receipt/random paper
Bruceski: A reciept from ten years ago that keeps floating from book to book
Krektogar: dogear is a crime
EmsLeigh: Bookmark or more likely random scrap of paper/business card/receipt
saintguard: Mhm, dust jacket if there's no bookmark
public_key_reveal_party: Bookmark is generous, it's mostly receipt, scrap of paper,
iarethel0ser: Remember where you were, and figure it out if you guess wrong.
TXC2:
just finish the chapter
Genie_M: Magic card
Greyah: Bookmark if it's from the library. Either if it's my own book. I like when books are worn the heck down.
lamina5432: I use random magic cards
TheShokara: random scraps of paper count as bookmarks
Faulpyr: Any piece of paper nearby as bookmark. Never dog ear
Spooky_Noises: @firehawkzoa You get it
calculated_uncertainties: left damages the book.
nulldeer: I have a cookie monster bookmark :3
FenrisSchafer: Bookmark, I have a gremlin token reserved for bookmarking
Geldaran: I was once a dogearing monster. there's always a scrap of paper around somewhere to shove in as a bookmark.
LostThePirate: I dogear my own books, library receipt with the due date for library books.
BITs19_: in a perfect world, bookmark. I rarely have one at hand, so I end up dog earring
Jensling:
I have 4 Novellamentals taped together to show all the flavourtexts as my bookmark 
Mollylele: i have a tall stack of Doubleclicks bookmarks left over from a gig, those shits are everywhere
Geldaran: but really, e-reader.
Mai_Andra:
Simply remember what page you were on.
Wolfstrike_NL: I prefer the thinness of a receipt over a bookmark
wordnerdify: I just remember where I am
Marvoleath:
It's double atrocity because the book on the left is in German, no German would do that 
TehAmelie: i'll put them down open, like a monster
couchboyj: I stick a random receipt I have lying around in as a bookmark, usually
xblue007: My copy of Krosan Cloudscraper from legions
public_key_reveal_party: @lamina5432 bulk draft commons are excellent bookmarks
Aceviru: Also, there are sticky labels I use on mine
Plasterboard: either
MrUglama: left
BITs19_: diagonal
Kraest: I used to use scraps pulled off of cigarette packs, but then I quit smoking and now use whatever scraps are in my pocket
Thisbymaster: Across is better
incslayer: either
EmsLeigh: Depends on the filling
maclaglen: Depends on the sandwich
Piratical_tendancies: triangle
drrek0: I don't know the last time I've ever cut a sandwhich
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: use the receipt from when you bought the book
TXC2: I cut into quaters
calculated_uncertainties: either is fine, mild preference for left
Geldaran: It matters not.
gsyhiap: Yes. I do both of these.
Piratical_tendancies: always
LordZarano:
I have a bookmark that is a functional slide-rule, made of card
Scarbble: very much depends imo'
FenrisSchafer: team depends on the sandwich
Chesul: Left, it's more sadwhich.
lamina5432: @public_key_reveal_party agreed
couchboyj: Mood dependent
TehAmelie: cutting a sandwich? who has time for that?
xblue007: My sandwich is never a square
Critterbot: I could not care less, tbh.
drrek0: I just eat the sandwhich without cutting
Krektogar: neither, I eat the whole sandwich
Marvoleath: neither, unless the toaster presses it for me, then in that shape (usually diagonal)
saintguard: I only cut sandwiches if they're too large
LordZarano: In between
lamina5432: right for soup dipping
BrowneePointz: Depends on the sandwich
kimmibeans: left for grilled cheese, right for meat based, PB&J depends on mood
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
Plasterboard: either cut or no cut. Left if fancy. Either if sharing
TheShokara: grilled cheese cut diagonally for easier dipping
codatski: We are officially on first-name basis with the owners of all 3 used bookstores in our town and I feel like I've unlocked some sort of achievement. Also I may buy too many books
Kraest: diagonal for soup dipping
maxthefourth: squares need to be cut diagonal or into smaller squares
Faulpyr: Cut a sandwich..?
BrowneePointz: yea if I'm soup dippin left is peak
Aceviru: Depends. If it's light left. If it's big, right
goombalax: I always cut diagonal unless the bread shape is weird
vinewood_og: Depends on the layered integrity of the specific sandwich
EmsLeigh: Also depends on the bread some rustic loaves don't cut diagonally
firehawkzoa: Four square cut
DudelidouX: diag for thin, square for thick
Thisbymaster: just jam in the rest of the sandwitch
Mai_Andra: My mother would always cut it the right way, so the kids wouldn't shove the whole thing in their mouth at once. My grandmother would cut it the left way for exactly the same reason.
TheExactSame: if you do it right, you can perpetuate a bitebale corner
James_the_Dabbler: Maybe cut into four diagonals
LordZarano: What? The 45 is way more uncomfortable! Cause it's sharper!
ZestyFungus: Loving the deep sandwich analysis
Mollylele: save them heels
lamina5432: end to end
BrowneePointz: as a kid, middle. as an adult. End to end
maclaglen: @EmsLeigh Save the heels for second to last
JadedCynic: wait...people still cut their sandwiches as grownups?
saintguard: End to end
Thisbymaster: I leave the bread butts behind
Faulpyr: I ignore the end pieces
firehawkzoa: Toast heals with peanut butter
DaxStrife: I try to use the heels for sopping up stuff, like stray soup/curry sauce.
DudelidouX: same
nulldeer: save the heels it keeps it from getting stale
goombalax: heels for soup or chili
Scarbble: i leave the bread butts personally
calculated_uncertainties: keep the heel until last, it helps keep it good.
vinewood_og: Heel back in the bag, as a hydration shield
Krektogar: what monster takes bread from the middle?
LurkerSpine: I just buy rolls nowadays
UltraVioletVodoo: i use the ends to make crutons
Marvoleath:
just eat it whole
Wiliart: The heal's job is to keep the rest of the bread moisturised.
EvilBadman: One double heel sandwhich
James_the_Dabbler: You need to save the heel to help with moisture retention and mold
EvilBadman: Yes ben!
Mollylele: love a heel sandwich
Mangledpixel: never heard the crusts called 'heels', that's interesting
Greendrag13: @nulldeer yup! Recent change in my household
TXC2: James_the_Dabbler yes
LurkerSpine: this is also the first time I've heard it called the heel instead of the crust
brieandbacon: Heals are for soup
Critterbot: I buy like 5 loaves, cut them all in half and freeze them, so I start from the middle with each half.
Mollylele: the heel sandwich is the goal
nyoomgoom:
please don't waste the heels 
like at least eat them as toast
Mai_Andra: Take from the middle. Save the ends to protect against squishing, then eat them near the end.
baneless27: waste!
satoribearpuncher: The dog usually gets the heel
Kraest: I save the heels until the loaf is done so I can make a heel sandwich because it’s great
Aceviru:
Wait people cut loafs? I just bite the center
incslayer: what to we count as "take from the middle" i will usually save the heels for last but beyond that i go from end to end
JadedCynic: Okay, here I skip the Heel, and then start with the 2nd slice etc, and then save the two heels for a final sandwich with just them and some PB.
drrek0: My parents throw away the heel which always made me upset at the waste
public_key_reveal_party: Heel meals are meals. Sad meals but still
vinewood_og: That last day you just have the worst toast with the heels
TXC2: the ends are often too thin to use in sliced bread
ZestyFungus: If there's 1 heel left I'll toss it : (
EvilBadman: @Aceviru work it like a corn cob
James_the_Dabbler: I like the heel but it is definitely something to eat last, as toast
Geldaran: My youngest took an entire loaf of sliced bread out of the bag to get both end pieces this past weekend.
Chesul: It depends so much on what the bread is, a nice sourdough the heel is the best part.
LordZarano: I used to call the ends "parcels" when I was a kid. No idea why
goombalax: I feel like Ben is the real heel in this scenario
incslayer: JadedCynic said my point but in a far more understandable way
lamina5432: mix
nulldeer: SHAMPOO
Aceviru: Shampoo
JadedCynic: I leave the heels to keep the rest of the slices from drying out
EmsLeigh: Shampoo
KingJimmeh: As a previously cheap backpacker, I can't waste the ends.
BITs19_: sham the cond
TehAmelie: i can barely waste food even if i'm stuffed and it tastes bad, ain't gonna throw away perfectly good bread
BrowneePointz: oh god James
SeismicLawns: shame him
UltraVioletVodoo: lol a non answer
BrowneePointz: don't use 2 in 1
goombalax: Selsun blue
Mollylele: conditioner then shampoo???
ContingentCat: James, no
Faulpyr: I just two in one, yeah
nyoomgoom: the whole point of the conditioner is to fix what the shampoo did to you lmao
public_key_reveal_party: I never used conditioner until I grew my hair out, short hair is like "this is doing very little"
Marvoleath: Fan fact, in some european countries you are not supposed to cut bread, you just break it /tear by hand
RatherLargeToad: 3 in 1 solves all shower soap problems
MrSarkhan: What monster uses conditioner first???
ContingentCat: Yeah conditioner is after shampoo, otherwise is just wrong
BrowneePointz: Shampoo strips your hair, conditioner restores yea what Cam said
Thisbymaster: 4-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash and engine degreaser
EvilBadman: Literal instruction on the bottle
awildshen: conditioner first completely defeats the purpose
James_the_Dabbler: That’s objectively correct
Mangledpixel: shampoo, conditioner, shampoo
Mollylele: shampoo second just strips out what the conditioner did
Spooky_Noises: I've never even heard conditioner first
Aceviru: My brand. Shampoo 2-3 times a week first. Conditioner 1-2 times after. Weekly
BrowneePointz: Zinc shampoo, they work
awildshen: that's like putting moisteriser then immediately washing your hands
TehAmelie: shampoo, hot water, unless only hot water
Aceviru: #long hair life
TheMinionGM: I used to shampoo first, then I learned about reverse washing and it was great, then I swapped to a less harsh shampoo and had to go back or my hair would be sooooo greasy
BrowneePointz: should be every other day
baneless27: i wash everyday
PsychoI3oy: i just use a razor
BrowneePointz: washing every day will just fry your hair
nyoomgoom: conditioner only and never use shampoo is a good strat though
baneless27: headand shoulders every other day though
public_key_reveal_party: Short hair lets you get away with a lot
theambivalentagender: I find if I don't shampoo every time I shower my hair gets horribly greasy. I've tried the "curly girl" method and I just couldn't stand it.
Aceviru: Also, why does the conditioner always run out first
ContingentCat: Especially with your hair so short it's really not needed every day
PsychoI3oy: but i have 2 in 1 for my goatee
Boopity:
incslayer: hair first then body
goombalax: always wash top to bottom
BITs19_: body then hair
Critterbot: Hair first.
Aceviru: Wash hair
UltraVioletVodoo: top down
Scarbble: hair first
TXC2: how can you not wash your hair first?
Bruceski: Put shampoo on head, leave it while cleaning body
nyoomgoom: yup it's top down
Marvoleath: top to bottom, or separately
MrSarkhan: Cameron is correct
CatTreeDreamCar: Same Cam.
calculated_uncertainties: same
Natimus_Prime: I'
Aceviru: LET'S GO CAM!!!
Kraest: hair first, let it sit, wash body, rinse body and hair together
ContingentCat: That's correct, you need to let it sit for a while
Mollylele: that is correct
Jigokuro: The most common cause of dandruff is actually an genetic autoimmune disease, which is unlikely to change.
ShhIAmARealCat: Same Cam
EmsLeigh: Cam is right
TheAwkes: Water only rinse/scrub body, then hair, then wash body.
Natimus_Prime: I'm with cam, that's the best way to do it.
nyoomgoom: shower top down is the wipe front to back of showering
Faulpyr: Hair first
ContingentCat: I shave my legs while conditioner is sitting
UltraVioletVodoo: gods 30 seconds, wow i forgot how long it takes to wash short hair, my hair goes down to my ass now
BrowneePointz: as a personal with limited mobility, gosh I miss tubs
Mangledpixel: I would do many things for a place with a bathtub
Aceviru: @UltraVioletVodoo o7 doing lords work
Mangledpixel: I'm fed up with showers
Faulpyr: I recently got a place with a decent bathtub, it's so great
ContingentCat: So decadant, your hair must feel so nice
baneless27: thats hardcore
incslayer: water on so it gets to heat then you get in
TXC2: what fucking maniac is getting in first?
SeismicLawns: once you're in is a very powerful choice
Kraest: if you do water once you’re in, you’re a murderer XD
iarethel0ser: Once in is a Bold choice.
Ard_Rhys: water on first so you can wait for it to warm up
Aceviru: Only if you're in Texas right now would you jump in first
Scarbble: PB first all day every day
incslayer: dont like peanut butter
Faulpyr: PB since it's more solid
mercano82: I live in an apartment. It takes 30-45 seconds for the hot water to make it up from the basement
Luminaire_p: They go on separate slices that come together
lamina5432: one on each bread slice
TXC2: PB on one slice, Jam on the other
Mangledpixel: jam, and no peanut butter (allergies)
MrUglama: peanut butter first
PsychoI3oy: pb on one bread, jelly on the other....?
Thisbymaster: it is all about the knife
ShhIAmARealCat: One per side of bread. Then smoosh
maclaglen: Peanut butter on one slice, jelly on the other, then mush together
Alahmnat: get in first only if the shower has a bath faucet that switches to the shower with a toggle
calculated_uncertainties: same, but pb is easier.
lamina5432: use two knifes
public_key_reveal_party: I do get in first, fear is the mind killer
EvilBadman: Each slice gets its own
ContingentCat: Each on different sides so there's no cross contamination in the jar
ZestyFungus: Pb first, then clean the knife
awildshen: if I'm only doing a slice, cut in half, once half jam one half PB fold
TehAmelie: how do you spread peanut butter on top of jelly? seems hard
NimrodXIV: jelly. easier to clean knife off to use with PB
Bruceski: My water heater was off for the better part of a month until it got fixed, I learned the difference between a cool shower and a cold shower. Luckily it was summer, that was still difficult.
saintguard: Peanut butter, but I don't put them on top of each other
gsyhiap: Jam first, skip the PB altogether.
Aceviru: Hahaha
saintguard:
TehSpud: spoon is easier to use for jam, I'll die on this hill
ZestyFungus: Lmaoo
LurkerSpine: yeah I'd at least rinse the knife
firehawkzoa: Peanut butter on both sides then squeeze jam on one side
Greyah: I have a dishwasher. Two knives.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: peanut butter first, on both pieces of bread. it seals the jam in so the bread doesn’t get soggy
DudelidouX: Live alone and lick knife in between
niccus: it all goes into the dishwasher, no effort
iarethel0ser: Two knives, two hands.
baneless27: dual butter l
MrUglama: peanut butter is to stiff to spread over jam
Boopity: Multitrack buttering
DaxStrife: Buttering akimbo.
ShhIAmARealCat: Two knives for sure
Wiliart: no pb, jam only
Chesul: Doublefisting knifes, both at the same time!
saintguard: Multi-track spreading
30teracyte: peanut butter has better bread adhesion
Aceviru: That's why you buy the 2in1
couchboyj: Two knives, no idea what I do first
Genie_M: Mix them and spread at once
maxthefourth: speedrun strats
Dromos_GHG: both
lamina5432: both
EvilBadman: that image implies putting jam ON TOP of PB
Bruceski: I have peanut allergies so I can say definitively: none of y'all take enough care of your jelly.
PsychoI3oy: both
trainpants: both
baneless27: before and after
nyoomgoom: both
couchboyj: Both
ContingentCat: Before and after
Simbionis: both
BITs19_: both
Spooky_Noises: both
ShhIAmARealCat: Water before, less bubbly
LurkerSpine: both
Piratical_tendancies: both
calculated_uncertainties: after
KWardJenx: water first
Ryenji: don't add water
LordZarano: both
UltraVioletVodoo: both
BrowneePointz: yep. it lathers better I find
Critterbot: Toothpaste first then water.
Thisbymaster: water first
ZestyFungus: They should make double edged butter knives for this
mercano82: I use a dry brush.
doubleo21: I had using 2 separate knives for PB&J drilled in my head by my scoutmaster as a kid
awildshen: both
kimmibeans: both
LostThePirate: Peanut butter on one side, wipe the knife off on the dry piece of bread, then jelly.
DaxStrife: Water faster, don't let the bristles get soft right away.
TurnedToFrog: Only toothpaste
Krektogar: I used to do both, now I do water first
nyoomgoom: jesus
Uzumaki15: both
Aceviru: Water first because I like to wash it before I use it
ZestyFungus: Before and after
James_the_Dabbler: Oh I also use a dry brush
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: both
TXC2: Aceviru same
DudelidouX: both and also don't rinse after
bytecaster: Dry steelwool brush for me
LordZarano: Same! I brush in the shower too!
TheKingWiggins: Water your brush…germs are a thing
Mai_Andra: Yes. Toothpaste is already wet. Pouring water on it just makes it gross...
baneless27: never thought to do that james
lamina5432: less cleanup in the shower
lamina5432: after
Bruceski: @doubleo21 Communal use around people with allergies, or another reason?
PsychoI3oy: either
MrUglama: after
baneless27: after
saintguard: Depends on the pants
awildshen: depends
BITs19_: after
Mangledpixel: before
Scarbble: after
josh___something: After
MrSarkhan: Before
Critterbot: After.
SeismicLawns: socks are the final step of lif
Thisbymaster: you people take off your socks?
ZestyFungus: Socks are pants lube
calculated_uncertainties: after.
Uzumaki15: socks?
4AMDonuts: big same
LostThePirate: before
baneless27: barefeet baby!
iarethel0ser: After.
Marvoleath:
one before, one after
TehAmelie: i rarey plan for putting on socks
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: if pants, before. if shorts, after.
ZestyFungus: So before, lol
DefaultWizard: before if im putting on a suit, after every other time
lamina5432: bare feet is the best way
30teracyte: yeah i'm only putting socks on if I'm about to put on shoes
bytecaster: Feet do want to be free
Uzumaki15: big same Cam
Jensling:
I just don't wear pants 
kimmibeans: After because it is easier to get pants on
TXC2: I only socks in the winter
Xed_Regulus: During: put on one sock, put on pants, put on other sock
Aceviru: Ouphe, I do both.
Krektogar: I agree with cam, but I also don't wear pants at home, so socks first if I have to go out
ContingentCat: Before, but I also don't wear proper pants around the house so if I'm putting them on I'm about to go out
TehSpud: after, except in the case of fancier dress, where I'll put them on before pants because the pants are usually not as flexible.
Alahmnat: sweater then t-shirt obvs
mercano82: shirt first.
Mangledpixel:
clearly sweater first
Kraest: socks first
LostThePirate: I get dressed sitting. Sock, pant leg, shoe, sock, pant leg, shoe.
saintguard: And the socks. If they're long socks, I'm putting them on first
hyralt: Sweater goes on first, every time
Natimus_Prime: socks first if I'm going to work, but I'm barefoot at home.
Aceviru: It hugely depends on what pants
bytecaster: underwear last
Spooky_Noises: #TeamDonaldDuck
brieandbacon: Socks, underwear, trousers, shirt, sweater
Bruceski: Underwear, shirt, and then hold off on pants as long as possible.
Marvoleath:
sweater first, dont bother with the rest
bytecaster: I'm a super hero
EmsLeigh: Trousers first because the socks catch on the trousers
bujabin: sweater first right?
MrSarkhan: underwear, socks, shirt, pants, sweater.
DudelidouX: Is it morning shower of evening shower?
angrytulips: underwear ->pants->Shirt-> socks
vinewood_og: Underwear, t-shirt, pants, socks, kevlar
Aceviru: Hahaha wtf
MrUglama: i hope ben added the socks shoes theorem
ThePerrBearr: underwear, socks, pants, shirt, sweater
Boopity:
calculated_uncertainties: Socks last unless they're tall socks.
KWardJenx: @MrSarkhan This is correct
TXC2: it depends on the temperature whether shirt on pants goes on before the other
awildshen: if I'm at home and staying, pants->shirt
alchemistsavant: socks, socks off, socks, socks off... this isn't working
Chesul: Pants, Socks, Underwear.
incslayer: i only wear socks if im going out somewhere
josh___something: Underwear, pants, shirt, sweater, socks
baneless27: so dirty...
kimmibeans: DIP
MrSarkhan: I can't stand things touching my feet. I have to have socks or slippers on.
incslayer: Dip
kimmibeans: that is the only correct way
Morrigan9: you don't
TXC2: 100% the right
nulldeer: ketchup is gross
Critterbot: In a small cup, yupp.
BrowneePointz: that's make your own gochujiang
Uzumaki15: @Morrigan9 My man!
lightfut: Mustard only on fries
Alahmnat: oh shit
public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, ketchup+something spicy is amazing
vinewood_og: Shoes off at the door. No exceptions. Risking divorce to die on that hill.
BITs19_: local place makes spicy ketchup. It's really really good
Volus_dude: mayo on fries
maclaglen: People who do the left cannot be trusted.
LurkerSpine: I just get spicy ketchup
UltraVioletVodoo: what is chili crisp?
Faulpyr: Ketchup and Mayo on the side
Brozard: Curry ketchup tho
Xed_Regulus: Depends upon how I feel, I'll do either
brainbosh: Yeah, cause ketchup is not a condiment, its an ingredient
ContingentCat: Oh I'm going to try that.
EvilBadman: @Volus_dude found the belgian/french
incslayer: i mean i dont have ketchup with my fries but if i have to then right
DudelidouX: A few lines on top and a big pool to the side
couchboyj: Hot sauce mixed into the ketchup is good too
Brozard: Left is good with a fork
EmsLeigh: Ahh thats what caused the first 15 mins of talking sim
bytecaster: The left is anarchy
Geldaran: eff katchup. malt vinegar.
Aceviru: Left if I have a fork. Right if my sauce container is big enough to use a fork
maxthefourth: Pommes Schranke (ketchup + mayo)
baneless27: honey mustard is best for frys
TheKingWiggins: Gochujang is also good for fries but also…very spicy
awildshen: top fries get sogggy too
Natimus_Prime: 1 part ketchup, 1 part mustard, 1 part ranch dressing, and a bit of sirracha. Super tasty.
brieandbacon: On the left if I'm eating them with a fork
dolphgrim: As an American who is listening to this without video. "the right"/"the left" as an answer for ANY of these is triggering me. 😅😅😅
psychopathicjaz: forks keep hands unsalty
SeismicLawns: ketchup is the right but most others i'm a leftie
TXC2: the left is how you get them from a chippy, otherwise always right
TehAmelie: depends on if you have cups or forks i guess
baneless27: *claps*
Brozard: Blue cheese dressing for fries
Spooky_Noises: left if im feeling real lazy
wordnerdify: Nice quiz Ben
Marvoleath:
So, who won?
Aceviru: I don't eat fries without a fork
lamina5432: what breakfast foods get ketchup?
Barb4rian: Hear what?
Dromos_GHG: nope
incslayer: hear what?
SeismicLawns: i cannot
UltraVioletVodoo: nope
Simbionis: I can't
BrowneePointz: i heard a loud low hum
EmsLeigh: Nope
mercano82: Nope
Natimus_Prime: nothing
Volus_dude: nope
ThePerrBearr: i barely hear you over my a/c
public_key_reveal_party: Genuinely no idea what you're talking about
Steelwolf171: Peeling a banana, top or bottom?
vinewood_og: Well I can now
bytecaster: It's garbage day? But there is no W+P today
SerGarretCameron: there are noises other than voices?
jtownraces: yuuup!
psychopathicjaz: scrambled eggs ketchup sometimes
Mai_Andra: you would have to stop talking for a bit, otherwise can't hear background...
TheKingWiggins: @Steelwolf171 short end always
LordZarano: I can't hear it even with FFZ audio compressor on
TehAmelie: also cereal and milk is like hot dogs and ketchup, if you put the condiment on first what are you even putting it on
psychopathicjaz: hashbrowns definite ketchup
saintguard: It's a good length
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TXC2: TehAmelie good point well made
brieandbacon: It doesn't outstay its welcome
Genie_M: It's a nice evening watch
baneless27: everyone enjoys 1.5 hours xD
Aceviru: This has been a banger episode. Good job guys
yawg_dawg: Short n' Sweet!
hyralt: 90m is great. Flows well. Leaves us wanting a little more.
bytecaster: 90m seems good
public_key_reveal_party: Ben just does his weekly 8 hour streamathon every Tuesday.
TehAmelie: hey they both start with a H
LoadingReadyRun:
@public_key_reveal_party 
TehAmelie: i've read that! it's apparently famous
ArdCollider: oh that's a slam-dunk for you, yeah, Jordynne knows how to hand-sell
bytecaster: Love a good murder open
raulghoulia: woo!
ArdCollider: (another great "sexiest major" Classics book: Tam Lin, by Pamela Dean)
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Greendrag13: English Majors? What is this, the British Army?!
TehAmelie: a great book about terrible people. Knives Out reminded me of it, but there's no Benoit Blanc
vinewood_og:
I've had ENOUGH of this reality
BadRoxie: I’m very pro-Cameron book podcast
vinewood_og: It's.... fine.
NimrodXIV: I... couldn't finish the first episode
DudelidouX: same
public_key_reveal_party: What show is this?
DandyGeek: nah, you need to go watch Deadloch instead, James
TXC2: public_key_reveal_party alien earth
Marvoleath: the biggest fiction in the series - a billionaire that actually knows something about science
ArdCollider: Rebels is so good
BrowneePointz: I highly recommend Skeleton Crew
BrowneePointz: it's Goonies in Space
vinewood_og: Rebels is elite
awildshen: bad batch is a banger
protojman: they're so gooooood
TehAmelie: me, i've just watched KPop Demon Hunters like six times in the last week
beowuuf: even 2D clone wars?
Geldaran: eh. Acolyte was "Fine."
Alahmnat: animated star wars is actually remarkably consistently good
hyralt: Skeleton Crew was fun
AugmentingPath: acolyte has a couple of great characters, plot's not amazing imo
saintguard:
vinewood_og: Amazing
DandyGeek: that's brilliant XD
Alahmnat: lol
BrowneePointz: the franchise NEEDS more stuff like it
beowuuf: i watched everything in canon assuming i would then know everything, then realised sometimes someone just appears with no fanfare.... also you still need to know every book comic and computer game for the last 45 years
BrowneePointz: adventurous, detached
hyralt: Acolyte somehow fully broke my suspension of disbelief.
BrowneePointz: whimsical
mercano82: it’s Star Wars Goonies
protojman: does Skeleton Crew compare to Star Trek Prodigy at all?
vinewood_og: Planet Suburbia
Alahmnat: on a similar note, Star Trek Prodigy is also super, super good
TehAmelie: oh, now i realize Skeleton Crew is not Creepshow, the Stephen King short story anthology
DaxStrife: Acolyte had good setup, action and set design, but whiffs it in plot and some of the acting.
brieandbacon: Oh, Clone Wars made Anakin an actually good character
Dromos_GHG: yup, Clone wars is a commitment, but worth it (mostly) S7 finale is amazing
BrowneePointz: Minus the Monolith episodes
mercano82: now I can hear the trash truck. May have to do with the trash truck outside my place, though.
BrowneePointz: if I could delete one star wars things besides RoS, it's the Monolith episodes
beowuuf: clone wars is great to have watched
Jensling: Was binging Kim Stanley Robinson books lately, now I'm relaxing my brain a bit by re-reading Snow Crash for the fifth or sixth time
Luminaire_p: How is Hollow Knight going, Cameron?
Xed_Regulus: Yes!
Genie_M: Yay!
Barb4rian: KPDH is so good
TehAmelie: hella good
Genie_M: It has heart
DudelidouX: Can't say it's good cause I hate musicals and had to skip so much of it
TehAmelie: so much positivity. and baller action. and animation.
EvilBadman: @DudelidouX woof
BrowneePointz: it's not for me
Dromos_GHG: For those who enjoyed KPDH, check out Jentry Chau also on netflix (eastern mythology)
BrowneePointz: the schmovement in HK is SO good
incslayer:
everyone is playing hollow knight right now
Mai_Andra: Apparently, Orphan Black is being added to Netflix this month. It was very good.
Kraest: I tried hollow knight, I just couldn’t get into it no matter how hard I tried
EvilBadman: Yep. 19.99, indie game pricing for the next year is gonna be screwed
Faulpyr:
I recently did a replay along with Serge. Beat The Radiance a couple days ago.
BrowneePointz: the world and worldbuilding feels Natural
TehAmelie: i found out today Hollow Knight is not the player character
Faulpyr:
The player character is The Knight.
TXC2:
EvilBadman oh good, steam didn't have a price for some reason
protojman: oh it's one of those
awildshen: the story in PoE2 is great sop far
TXC2:
TehAmelie or are they?!
Mai_Andra: The skill tree appears to be much more forgiving in PoE 2.
Greendrag13: I have one Path of Exile build, I set my self on fire so ninjas can't catch me
Faulpyr: PoE 2 is pretty good so far
Chesul: I haven't tried 2 yet, but PoE1 had a massive problem with mechanic bloat that makes it really hard for me to get into.
BrowneePointz: I don't like spreadsheets enough to enjoy PoE
TehAmelie: also No Man's Sky had a huge update the other day. i guess it's a month ending with a consonant
public_key_reveal_party: Hollownight and undertale/deltarune are on my list of "games every single person says are good but I'm sick of hearing them" list
UltraVioletVodoo: love me some poe
BITs19_: Mac Glocky released a cover of Fireflies if it was written by SOAD
ContingentCat: The new Sabrina Carpenter album has been fun
LurkerSpine: brutal year for pop though
TXC2:
LurkerSpine brutal 25 years for pop
Brozard: yessss Men I Trust
ArdCollider: I discovered that people slept on the last Infinity Knives and Brian Ennals album, which was 2024, recently
LurkerSpine: When "Ordinary" is dominating the charts, it's a terrible year
LurkerSpine: what a bad song
EvilBadman:
Golden is song of the summer
Mai_Andra: BraveNewFaves found a great song for the random dance party, but it might be a struggle to find 30 seconds without swearing...
BrowneePointz: Pink Pony Club
ContingentCat: Chappell took off yeah
Trebs42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
Trebs42: So close to the one year ...
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Faulpyr: Not Like Us killed for mw
ContingentCat: I'm really looking forward to new the Taylor Swift album
Alahmnat: oh heck
ArdCollider: the NIN tour is an event all on its own
Faulpyr: I think this summer was owned by Kpop demon hunters
TXC2: there's so much media these days
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
lamina5432: have a gday
beowuuf:
TXC2: thanks for streaming James. Cameron and Ben
TXC2: !patreon
dolphgrim: Thanks, folks! 💙💙💙
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TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: frogs are gone!
TehAmelie: hmm now i wanna watch KPop Demon Hunters
RustZenith: @TehAmelie its a surprisingly good movie
Barb4rian: @TehAmelie Do it.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Ben takes over ITYC this week where he's playing Pokemon TCG Live! Game: Pokemon TCG Live) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (1:24 from now).
TehAmelie: i mean it's the third time this week
Aceviru: It's Ben-day!!!
dolphgrim: IT'S OUR SHOW NOW!
TXC2: the Ulmerfication of LRR contuines apace
maxthefourth: thanks for a cozy show!
public_key_reveal_party: Is this your card (paper format) (digital edition)
Simbionis: ooooooooh, I have suggestions
BrowneePointz: $400 for just vivis and caulrons
TXC2:
Vivi also 75% of the meta
Aceviru: Hell yeah
TehAmelie: can't miss that one
TXC2: !events
public_key_reveal_party: Oooh
TehAmelie: are they pocket games for traveling?
TheManaLeek: Twilight Struggle *is* very good
baneless27: ya learning and teaching is a bit of a hasstle
EvilBadman: The Gang is one of my favorite small game
ContingentCat: That's why I like that colour guessing game
TehAmelie: i miss my foldable magnetic chess board. . .
vinewood_og: Stares at my shelf of twilight imperium and heroquest expansions
public_key_reveal_party: I have heard that is really good
TrickJarrett: I always think of Twilight Imperium when someone mentions Twilight Struggle
BrowneePointz: which star wars!?
vinewood_og: Ooooh
ContingentCat: and we'll see who's the most spider man
couchboyj: Pod Wars
beowuuf:
TXC2: ContingentCat surely it's spiders man
Alahmnat:
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LurkerSpine: the 12 year!
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dolphgrim: Eeeee 😊
ContingentCat: @TXC2 I hope so that's my favourite
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Ashmantle:
ContingentCat:
thanks lads
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I like the shows!
TXC2: to the crapshot!
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