KeytarCat: Title!
raulghoulia: rats haker
JessieImproved: I'm mad that Ratshaker is a concept that works so well
Nigouki: at least it's not a game about election shenanigans
SnackPak_: *to the tune of Goldfinger* Rat Shaker!
JessieImproved: I feel like it's poking exquisite fun at the horror genre
Mr_Horrible: @SnackPak_ ~~~ I'm stiiiiiiill in a dreeeeeeam, Rat Shaaaaaaakerrrrrrr ~~~
Juliamon:

15__uwu__02: Rat Shaker!!!!
GasCityGaming: lol omg I forgot about this game
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: secretly thankful for the soft lock last time because now I don't have stuff pulling me away from watching stream
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JessieImproved: one tiny "aaugh"
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saucemaster5000: Mr horrible tried to watch last week while bungee jumping
Seth_Erickson: <message deleted>I'm prepared to watch some lads shake some rats
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CaptainSpam: Shake those rats.
TehAmelie: i hope the game comes with custom rat shaped controllers
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Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's why every 75 seconds I'd type in chat "what just happened? I missed it"
saucemaster5000: followed by AAAaaaaa.....
vinewood_og: Shake. That. Rat for me. Shake that rat for me!
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RealGamerCow: They did not get very far at all last time
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Nigouki: @TehAmelie please don't temp the 3D printer folk, they have access to flexible materials these days...
MacbethSeemsSus: Tonight on Let's Nope: Ben strangles a rat. Adam shoots a frog. And Spoopifer drives a 2001 Toyota Camry.
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Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde if the wheel chooses 'D', it's either the bot or me
TheAwkes: @Sarah_Serinde Give in.
SnackPak_:
Sarah_Serinde that does feel like the let's nope way 
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde the mod reflex of seeing a nonsense post and then having to put down the gun because it's the automation
TehAmelie: not enough time left to watch the new crapshot :x
Juliamon: it's not the automation, it's the streamers
vinewood_og:
@TheAwkes "Do it!" 
Sarah_Serinde:
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Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde the sins of the father, etc etc
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde o7
saucemaster5000: we all know you have a big red button that'll cut off air to the moonbase if you're a mod
Mr_Horrible: incredible
Juliamon: secrets!
SnackPak_:

itira: Professional
Sarah_Serinde: good start
baltimore_667083: fair
Seth_Erickson: <message deleted>something's not quite right here
lamina5432: you shook the rat to hard
spethycakes: oh the fear
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: I thought these boys were professionals
Mr_Horrible: :V
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
YawnLance: IT'S BACK
saucemaster5000: what
15__uwu__02: asshshshshswhhs lmao
vinewood_og: Demonetixed!
korvys: Uwu, what's this?
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
JoeLowe2: Off to a perfect start!
Mr_Horrible: PRAISE THE FIRST ONES
saucemaster5000: OH NO
spethycakes: OH NO
NotCainNorAbel: and demonetized
lamina5432: musicly
YawnLance: S
JKBalch: Hope
KV1NN4: mawp
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: spiiiiiin
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy
SnackPak_: so long sauce
saucemaster5000: welp
TehAmelie:
@Sarah_Serinde ask Texan to time them out from Mastodon 
far2muchsarcasm: whoooooo
7gorobei: music violation?
lochnessseammonster:

lamina5432: save them
Mr_Horrible: so long sauce
RealGamerCow: *mountain kings intensifies*
Seth_Erickson: <message deleted>NotLikeThis
Darleysam: I can guarantee it'll still get muted
James_the_Dabbler: If I get hit again I’m gonna call your mom
thatguysteve2709: Wooo safe
spethycakes:

darkcyril: Chaos.
itira: Bye sauce
SeaDiegoFC: Bye sauce
EikoandMog: Rip Sarah
silverthundr: Shot?
saucemaster5000: byeeee
ghyllnox: Bye Sarah
CaptainSpam: S!
vinewood_og: Lock and Load
lamina5432: o7
JoeLowe2: bye sauce
RassilonDND: The heck is going on?
Mollylele: o7
15__uwu__02: oh no
SnackPak_: o7
CaptainSpam: o7
WiJohn: O7
e_bloc: o7
YawnLance: o7
Jhoiraful_Chaos: o7
Mr_Horrible: ah, well then
Riandisa: o7
vinewood_og: o7
Gigabyte_Dragon: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
otakubox0: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
Darleysam: o7
JKBalch: Adios
ghyllnox: o7
spethycakes: o7
underhill33: o7
kaijubrian: I thought this song got banned?
15__uwu__02: O7
far2muchsarcasm: o7
korvys: o7
baltimore_667083: o7
deinonychus24: o7
rosesmcgee:

Kelazi5: o7
RealGamerCow: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
Nigouki: o7
Khyrberos: O7
PanPaladin: o7
7gorobei: o7
darkcyril: o7
15__uwu__02: o7
JKBalch: o7
Inquisitor_Xian: o7
bethy_kins24: o7
thatguysteve2709: 07
silverthundr: o7
SeaDiegoFC: o7
hamraffle: o7
CoderBugsworth: o7
JoeLowe2: o7
Sarah_Serinde:
@TehAmelie 
saucemaster5000: I LIVED!
ConfettiBiscuits: o7
CaptainSpam: @RassilonDND Don't even worry about it. You're safe.
YawnLance: Wow not sauce
ph0enix__42: o7
DMGlol: o7
virtue_the_cat: o7
ghyllnox: @kaijubrian Ben just said he found a license
spethycakes: whomst?
Mr_Horrible: Sauce blending in with the other green names
EikoandMog: o7
Mr_Horrible: camouflage
DMGlol: you're supposed to shake the rats not us
Juliamon: aaaaa
lochnessseammonster:

Khyrberos: Shakaka
JoeLowe2: I was sure Sauce was going to get the love.
UltraVioletVodoo: thought the song was demonitized
RealGamerCow: oh we're comin in HOT tonight
itira: Oh hi
kaijubrian: @ghyllnox Thanks!
Luminaire_p: aAaAaAaA
vinewood_og: Harder.
Mr_Horrible: am I the rat in this metaphor?
Gigabyte_Dragon:

YawnLance: Flawless
ghyllnox:

Nigouki: plz Ben we are not doggo
Gaelan_Maestro: low res
baltimore_667083: close enough we’ll fix it in post
TehAmelie: hi guys!
ghyllnox: lrrHERE
lochnessseammonster:

lamina5432: clearly how my eyes see
JoeLowe2: finally, i can watch without my glasses on.
brainbosh: immediate motion sickness
ExtraWubs: poor monitization
RassilonDND: Don't shake the baby!
Mollylele: this is the NOPE
saucemaster5000:
I'm too pweety to shoot 
rustywir3s: You've never looked so good
thatguysteve2709: Perfect for the strangling stream
RealGamerCow: Paul comes in, disappointed
Mr_Horrible: Metaphor: Ratfantazio
CaptainSpam: "Paaaaaaaaaaaul!"
UltraVioletVodoo: nice nice nice
SmithKurosaki: Well glad I came in after the wheel spin
MacbethSeemsSus: Every game with motion blur
epsilon_vee: tuning in off the AAAA toot to this, expectations achieved
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben, Ben pls
jacqui_lantern234:
hey nerds! reminder that i love you all beyond measure!!! 
JKBalch: Pov of the inside of the martini shaker
SmithKurosaki: Congrats
korvys: Sami Zayn
Sarah_Serinde: Hope you don't want anyone to hear you while that music is playing though
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's awesome!
Juliamon: it remains to be seen whether Youtube reads your license
spethycakes: ahhh In The Hall of the Mountain King, royalty-free would be In The Hall of the Mountain Communism
MacbethSeemsSus: 70s George Lucas
aerohydra: george lucas
Driosenth: Can't Unsee
James_the_Dabbler: @jacqui_lantern234 That had better include yourself
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vinewood_og: Leorge Gucas
thatguysteve2709: 10% got me
mercano82: It’s a Ron Howard picture
SnackPak_: dang
Nigouki: oof
YawnLance: Yeahhh I can see it
jacqui_lantern234: @James_the_Dabbler pfft no XD
spethycakes: Arrested Development
lochnessseammonster: yes
RealGamerCow: yes you do
Doc_Layzah: Yes!
Jillexie: Apollo 13
Mr_Horrible: you look a little bit like someone who gives insufferable interviews but makes good A24 films
Mai_Andra: From Happy Days, yes
e_bloc: yeah you could be Sami Zayn's cousin
mercano82: Ron Howard did Apollo 13
vinewood_og: Legendary Filmmaker
Nigouki: he's mid tbh
JoeLowe2: total compliment Ben
lochnessseammonster: he's successful
saucemaster5000: he fine
toturi91: live action grinch
Jillexie: He is a good director
Mai_Andra: as a director, yes that's good
RealLegitStreamer: He did Solo: A Star Wars Story
raulghoulia: he directed Solo A Star Wars Story
e_bloc: he is
rustywir3s: omg that mug though
Goombill: George Lucas directed American Graffiti though
Steelwolf171: Ron Howard was IN American Graffiti
TehAmelie: tbf Ben could be any 1980s Hollywood director
James_the_Dabbler: @jacqui_lantern234 I am aggressively telling you that you’re awesome! Do not resist the good vibes!!!
itira:

Skakerman_: Ron Howard is great. He did Jim Carrey's Grinch
brainbosh: Ron Howard was Opie lol
Mr_Horrible: I assume you slept the whole time
MacbethSeemsSus: We learned a lot about Canada
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was WEIRD
thatguysteve2709: How was the day off?
Mr_Horrible: yeah that game was bizarre
lamina5432: that point and click game was something
mulligan2six: Spot the Eye Spy. My favorite.
SmithKurosaki: Yea that canada game was great
e_bloc: and I see you are playing their leftovers, Ratshaker
YawnLance: Canadian Hidden Object entertainment
Nigouki: Ron Howard is a very corporate, low-risk go to guy to handle Fine blockbusters
jacqui_lantern234: also, i hope your legs are ok since Live, Adam
lochnessseammonster:

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James_the_Dabbler: You know what happens when a ska player drops a beet? they pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up
lochnessseammonster: you made this? i made this...
RayFK: Oh when you smashed the melon?
ghyllnox: Damn...
saucemaster5000: elblown
HasturTheYellow: Time to shake rat
jacqui_lantern234:
your ELBOW?!?! 
RayFK: Did you go right through to the cement?
SquareDotCube: watermelon's revenge
Mr_Horrible: oh sick, you beat the alpine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 From the floor through the melon
Darleysam: Serge's computer was the hardest challenge
vinewood_og: MASHER!
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible Mesa
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh, right!
YawnLance: Wow
korvys: no, Serge, god love him, was 100% The Problem
JoeLowe2: That watermelon really put you through it.
MirrorDisco: I missed you all smashing melons!?
itira: Nelson was running on all 4s
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon oh shit, even more impressive, Mesa's no joke
SmithKurosaki: Ben narcing on Nelly
lochnessseammonster:

SmithKurosaki: @MirrorDisco Live is on YT
rustywir3s: lmao
jacqui_lantern234: @korvys so a normal day
e_bloc: serge knew the assignment
Mr_Horrible:

RealGamerCow: Big Dad Energy
korvys: Also Serge's PC
saucemaster5000: there ya go tiger
lamina5432: I wanted serge to go ahead and leave people behind to find out the consequence
Darleysam: Serge's computer the final boss
Sarah_Serinde: @lamina5432 Yeah me too
Thefluffiestguineapig: SERGE
Mr_Horrible: Serge just wants to build a base while the fog comes in
vinewood_og: Beats game, full inventory of potions
PhuzNutz: YAY!! Spoopy boys!!!
jacqui_lantern234:
A B C - Always Blame Serge 
ContingentCat: it was a lot of fun
lochnessseammonster: even cuter
lochnessseammonster:

jacqui_lantern234: AaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAA
ContingentCat: yesss let's shake some rats
saucemaster5000: we didn't get enough torturing rats
Thefluffiestguineapig: aaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA
LightspeedSloth: aaaaAaAAaaaaaaAaaaaaAaAAA
rustywir3s: Rat Shaker, shaker of rats!
KyeMonster: its a silly game hehe
e_bloc: I want to see how it shakes out
MacbethSeemsSus: My favorite part is when it says "AAAaAaaaaaAaaaA"
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kaijubrian: Play another Last of Us remake
MirrorDisco: I’m digging the look, Ben. ❤️
TehAmelie: how about ducks
RatherLargeToad:

15__uwu__02: Cronos: The New Dawn looks really good
Mr_Horrible:
I'm like this waiting for Silent Hill f: 
lochnessseammonster: true though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats?
Simriel: Rats are friends, not maracas
JoeLowe2: cats
betweenmyself:

e_bloc: geese meme hard
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rustywir3s: Penguins
dolphgrim: RatShaker is my favorite James Bond movie
Faulpyr: Cats, definitely
darkcyril: Also the Hypnotoad
Nigouki:

mulligan2six: You dare question Hypno Toad?
saucemaster5000: Last of US part 3: Longer than elden ring edition
lochnessseammonster:

ContingentCat: Cats yeaaah
Simriel: All toads are frogs, not all frogs are toads
mercano82: It’s only Tuesday, my dude.
RatherLargeToad: I approve of our toad overlords
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I love rats, but cats are more memetic
rustywir3s: Le Ratte
MirrorDisco: Rats are sweet babies and I love them.
SquareDotCube: Ratatouille?
e_bloc: sacre bleu
Thefluffiestguineapig: No Untrue
lochnessseammonster: that's why they made that movie
GasCityGaming: 100% unrelated, chat what's the black blue clone card from the OG innistrad block?
ContingentCat: That's how the black plague happened, too many rats
Orxolon: so much they live with them
James_the_Dabbler: Ratscot sent me
raulghoulia: ra ca coonie
Darleysam: Ratatouille live action remake when
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Mr_Horrible:
Ahhh, in ze rat we find ze kindred spirit 
rustywir3s: Pretty sure that was a raccoon
toturi91: that mug cracks me up
Mr_Horrible:
we love a frog 
TehAmelie: Racaccoonie?
MirrorDisco: I used to have pet rats. 🐀 ❤️
Goombill: @GasCityGaming Evil Twin
ContingentCat: wat
Simriel: Big fan of Frog, Rat, Racoon
Nigouki: NO
GasCityGaming: @Goombill thank you!
dolphgrim: Any Alberta rat war enjoyers in chat?
e_bloc: Adam, notable lover of frogs, never used as a pejorative
KyeMonster: euuuugh
SnackPak_: I agree with Adam
YawnLance: yeah it's bad to look at
UltraVioletVodoo: its super gross
Nigouki: triptophobia go away
lochnessseammonster:

deinonychus24: Nature, you scary
Misslinnythebaker: Like the Gremlins?
Mr_Horrible: the tripophobia beast
GhostValv: are you thinking of gremlins?
hamraffle: Frogs are great. They go a courtin' with swords and pistols.
saucemaster5000: hey, my birth was beautiful!
Simriel: New favourite, Polish people with Beavers on Instagram
Manitu_25: okay, enough horror for today lmao
ContingentCat: And I thought human pregnancy was bad enough
YawnLance: Surinam Toads (I do not recommend looking them up)
JoeLowe2: I'm making the same face as Adam
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itsr67: xaaaaa
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RatherLargeToad: Here for the rich frog lore
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MirrorDisco One of my vet tech friends has a mastiff who is always friends with her rats and it's GREAT. She also clicker trains her rats. I love when they take naps in my hoodies
vinewood_og: here we go....
rustywir3s: what on earth
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I just need a gif of Adam’s facial expressions hearing about frog birth
Steelwolf171: That's the Surinam Toad. Do not look it up
GasCityGaming: oh i read this the other day
Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM LEARNS A THING
Mr_Horrible: *I* also don't know about this
ContingentCat: oh no I have a bad feeling
toturi91: nightmare fuel
theambivalentagender: Fun fact, frogs swallow by pushing their eyeballs into their throats
lamina5432: more cursed information
Darleysam:
no
I hate it 
Sarah_Serinde: I know about the spiders, I don't know about the clip
lochnessseammonster:

Makrosian_Tay: this is awful
PhuzNutz: This is spoopy all out
MirrorDisco: @Thefluffiestguineapig That sound so cute!!! 🥰
Juliamon: good ol' cranberry bog
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde yeah same
RealGamerCow: so many spiders
toturi91:

ContingentCat: thanks I hate it
JoeLowe2: no thank you
Simriel: Beavers are called Bober in Polish and they treat them like friendly cryptids.
Makrosian_Tay: N O P E
Misslinnythebaker: Nope
SnackPak_: wolf spiders are so cute
lochnessseammonster: nightmares
itira: Main monitor tonight btw. (I am couch potato watching on my phone)
jacqui_lantern234: BROTHER EWWWWWWWWWW
Mr_Horrible: what a phenomenon
Shurtal: they encourage the spiders to be there, cause they're a non-chemical pest control
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MirrorDisco 120lb dog who LOVES rats and wouldn't hurt them anything
underhill33:

rustywir3s: hey what the actual funk
SmithKurosaki: Yea nope
MirrorDisco: I love spiders too!
Darleysam:
"how are you with spiders" is an interview question. People lie on it 
Shurtal: they're coworkers
Sogheim: the spiders do a great job of pest control
rustywir3s: ohhhh right
ghyllnox:
@Darleysam 
betweenmyself: every spider whatever there was
PhuzNutz: Spiders or mosquitos? Gonna get one
spethycakes:
friends 
spo8n: best way!
ContingentCat: spider friends
Orxolon: couldn't do it
e_bloc: thanks I hate it
theambivalentagender: Adam's processing face lmao
itira: Stoppp ahhhh
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's very unsettling but they do a good job
MirrorDisco: I have two pet tarantula 🎉
Juliamon: The spiders don't WANT to be on the people, but the people are the only safe place for them
lamina5432: it's why they make so much in cranberry farms
CaptainCoriale: "be REALLY HONEST, how cool are you with spiders"
SquareDotCube: yeahhh we need way more spiders than pesticides for all crops
RealGamerCow: carpet of spiders
Seth_Erickson: My time in exile has been enlightening.
RatherLargeToad: In unrelated news, join us this Friday for Spider-Man MtG!
Simriel: Rats are Friend. So smart. Also very dumb in the best ways
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ContingentCat: yikes I'm glad to not be doing that job
rustywir3s: spiders man
MirrorDisco: I used to be terribly arachnophobic - but I got over it. Now I have two pet spiders. 🕷️
PhuzNutz: Wolf spiders are friendly at least
dolphgrim: Spiders and Humans should be friends
SquareDotCube: How about the tarantula migrations out in the desert?
Rhynerd: I wonder if that had any inspiration for the spider-themed exalted class.
Thefluffiestguineapig: If they have a SpidersMan card I will cackle
rhiannamater: Got some Spidey decks at PAX West this weekend!
MirrorDisco: @rustywir3s agreed ❤️
rxpalindrome: i have to dissociate a little when talking about insects to not trigger my own fear
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
lamina5432: did dirty jobs ever cover this
itira: Yikes
ghyllnox: Yes, AFTER they take out the spiders
Seth_Erickson: it's kind of like bee keeping except bees sting you and it sucks
saucemaster5000: what I'm hearing is Ben is pro pesticide
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ContingentCat: I guess you get desensitized but damn the first week or so would be rough, and I don't mind spiders generally but not on me
Simriel: At least its not Flaming Clown Spiders
e_bloc: cranberry juice is 3% spider by volume
Mr_Horrible: yeah, Spider Carpet isn't really the occupational hazard you think of for "cranberry farmer"
KeytarCat: @rxpalindrome Oh good, I'm not the only one
MirrorDisco: @SquareDotCube I live in Texas - I totally want to see that.
PhuzNutz: bugs like poop
ShadyLantern: i work as a janitor in fast food so i got a pretty strong stomach by now
GasCityGaming: oh you still smell it some
vinewood_og: Poo.P.E.
Mai_Andra: That costs extra.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
Thefluffiestguineapig: You still smell it
e_bloc: one of my friends worked at a goat conservatory, and he shoveled so much goat poop.
ContingentCat: I think you just get used to it
cutaos: strong smells still get through
saucemaster5000: the nosterildamuses
Diabore: you cant smell it, the people around you super can
rxpalindrome:
@KeytarCat 
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech you still smell it
rustywir3s: Nosterz
rhiannamater:
Adam I recommend The Blade Itself to a patron at the library and he said "I ruined his night" but he "wasn't mad about it." 
ShadyLantern: they dont pay out for us to not suffer
Welbog: Gnosters
Shurtal: it's ablated, but you can still smell
YawnLance: Nosters, the peeners of the face
NimrodXIV: *you* would smell like it though
brainbosh: Yeah just shove vaseline up your nose
Nigouki: any organic vapor cartridge will filter out poop smell
SquareDotCube: @MirrorDisco you're not too far then, it's over in Colorado and this month
JoeLowe2: You can't smell it, but everyone else on the bus can.
darkcyril: Yeah, scent blindness is real.
niccus: and this is why cranberry juice is marked with a "maybe" for shellfish allergen
couchboyj: noster dot com was an early smell piracy site
Despoiler98: I worked in a hospital as security, I could not be a nurse, I had to witness the stuff they had to do
Simriel: Does Adam know his Skeleton is wet right now?
e_bloc: maybe like a podiatrist
saucemaster5000: I faint at too much IRL blood
Nigouki: hahahahaha
Crashzxs: I'm a meat gundam!
lochnessseammonster:

Spades_Slicc: First world problems
YawnLance: smh
KyeMonster: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehe
ContingentCat:

shendaras:

itira: Straight boys like ass too Ben
RealGamerCow: The worst smell I've ever smelled was when I had a job loading and unloading semi trailers. A homeless person had apparently left a trash bag full of probably a week of waste in the truck that drove across the country in summer. The door opened, everyone vomited.
ShadyLantern: oh wow i need that mug
Diabore: skidap beedap
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Kramburger: What do you mean 'what do you mean'?
ghyllnox: It means you don't have a Grindr
NimrodXIV: as Ben picks up the I love piss mug
circusofkirkus: my favorite heterophobic show
lochnessseammonster:

quasi79fu: Hai chat i lurk
vinewood_og: "Same time tomorrow?"
Simriel: Everyone's skeletons are wet all the time
jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech so many butt hole problems, and also YUP
rhiannamater: My degree is in forensic anthropology but if someone gets a nosebleed in front of me I'm throwing up
brainbosh: I mean changing an adult strangers diapers is *rough*
e_bloc: I mean I thought I had a hemorrhoids once and I had my PCP take a look at it
ContingentCat: isn't it though?
Makrosian_Tay: 🎤 We praise the colorectal surgeon, misunderstood and much-maligned 🎶 Slaving away in the heart of darkness, working where, the sun don't shine
PhuzNutz: And even a couple decades off the farm, you can recognize the animal that made the shit. And some of them are remin-scent of home
dolphgrim: What is my skeleton is dry?? 😲😦😦
catcard: oh my GOD I'm so excited for Ratshaker Round 2
Darleysam: doctors might disagree with that
theambivalentagender: I'm a dog groomer and I'd consider that a gross job
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dolphgrim See a doctor and possibly some very interested scientist
Kramburger: Baby diapers are fine until they start eating real food
MatzerKat: Ah, "volunteering"
Orxolon: some voluntary jobs are punishes
NimrodXIV: Mandatory volunteer hours, yup
RealGamerCow: I got 40 hours of community service in a hospital laundry. That wasn't fun.
itira: Art school?
dolphgrim: @Thefluffiestguineapig Noted. How can I know for certain?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender As a vet tech who sees a whole bunch of stuff for "sedated" versions of your job YUP
Kramburger: We had to do that at my school, but we were a catholic school
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Welbog: We call it "Ontario"
Diabore: yeah, ontario too, you need x hours to graduate high school
Nigouki: Ontario high school required 100hr to graduate, but it was during school year
spethycakes: There was a care home next to my elementary school, and in junior high, we had the option to volunteer with the residents once a week instead of PE
ghyllnox: Teaching responsible community involvement
Anubis169: That's not volunteering if it's mandatory
UltraVioletVodoo: would you be able to do the change the lightbulb on those tall ass towers in the wilderness?
e_bloc: same, luckily my mother worked at a women's shelter so I got hours just by mowing their grass
spethycakes: windmill slam hanging with elders
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah my high school required 40 hours of volunteer work to graduate, though they didn't have to be over the summer. I did mine at the school library because I'm a giant nerd
raulghoulia: which god?
Anubis169: that's being Voluntold
Orxolon: i did a voluntary job as punishmenty once
Mr_Horrible: the volunteer work in Skatch is "help people move out of Skatch"
PhuzNutz: Civic doody
lochnessseammonster: my high school you had to do 40 hours but that was over the whole four years
Isaac3567: @Nigouki Really? It was only 40 when I graduated
Shurtal: the River
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
GasCityGaming: The Lake my guy
Mai_Andra: as long as it isn't The Junkyard
itira: Ran around in the junk yard
Kramburger: living where Adam grew up WAS community service
ContingentCat: Living in Sascatuwan is enough punishment
GasCityGaming: Ah, I was north
saucemaster5000: Went to the flat field and thought about god
theambivalentagender: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nothing as humbling as begging a freshly washed dog to not dance into its own diarrhea
Sarah_Serinde: @Isaac3567 yeah same for me, but also that was like *mumble* years ago now
Simriel: There is plenty to do. You can huck rocks at a Post, or huck rocks at a Fence, or even huck rocks at a stick
Nigouki: @Isaac3567 wait right, my bad. I only remember 100 because I got those through only half-honest means :V
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JinaMahavira: Oh yeah, the wheel
GamerCat88:

itira: Fkn mood
couchboyj: Come on Ben, you know Adam can't swim
JinaMahavira: o7
betweenmyself:
confetti slowly draining all the RAMs from your computer 
mercano82: you had a lake named after the wolf dog from Due South?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was S and wasn't saucemaster
Mr_Horrible: lmao
itira: Oh yeah the floaty
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SnackPak_: how well did he swim?
Nigouki: We all saw Adam swim in milk
Kramburger: Floating isn't swimming
PhuzNutz: Nah, that BMI is going down
rustywir3s: you just LOOK like you can't swim
Orxolon: does floating counts as swimming?
saucemaster5000: I can't believe you hid all those floaties in your pants
raulghoulia: Adam's really tall. He was walking along the bottom
kaijubrian: Adam is jesus now?
NotCainNorAbel: if it wasn't content it didn't happen
Anubis169: dude crushed a melon in his thighs on the weekend
ItsThugDimmadome: Questionable Buoyancy
lamina5432: adam does have big flippers
Spades_Slicc: People also see jesus in toast
YawnLance: Are those people who saw you swim in the room with us right now?
Despoiler98: We all know he has the thighs for swimming chat
theambivalentagender: Muscle is heavier than fat
uchihab7: are u currently an athlete though?
circusofkirkus: are we talking doggy paddle or real swimming?
RealGamerCow: Can you float though? Many muscular people can't float very well
uchihab7: lol
smertmonkey: lrr goes skating?
Orxolon: aaahhh so you are a jock?
electra310: Muscles too hard and dense, he would sink
barbmitzvah: Most people with feet can put ON skates
Koshindan: A sinker.
GreyThey: Next week: Let's Nope! with both of you on skates
Shurtal: i mean, with how dense your are cause of the muscles, it would suck if you couldn't swim
e_bloc: shot the goalie
Shadwhawk: @Anubis169 No he didn't!
Mr_Horrible:
he was a winger wiith his machine gun stick 
itsr67: I just assume adam is a halo spartan that will drown in a teaspoon of water
rhiannamater: Adam can PUNCH THE OCEAN IN THE FACE if he wants
Simriel:
I mean, lifting heavy things doesnt mean you can swim
I can lift heavy things but cant ride a bike
GasCityGaming: backcheck forecheck paycheque
GamerCat88: front cjeck
Orlantia: Adam looks like he sinks in water
itira: Loool
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam: "How dare you question my buoyancy?!"
lochnessseammonster: backcheck, forcheck, paycheque
MacbethSeemsSus: Ever forward, never going back
Anubis169: Lacrosse is brutal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lacrosse is fucked
Welbog: Did you die?
UltraVioletVodoo: oof
GasCityGaming:
I've torn ligaments in football AND baseball! 
TehAmelie: when i was young i couldn't float, i was all bones
GamerCat88: and field hockey
GreyThey: I thought you wouldn't back check a stranger, Adam
rhiannamater:
Try roller derby, boys 
RealGamerCow: I volunteered to be a goalie in both hockey and soccer. Yes I'm that mentally ill.
PhuzNutz: Lacrosse, fight while run
Mai_Andra: Was this at a birthday party for Serge?
SnackPak_: lacrosse balls have killed people
catcard: oh my god
vinewood_og: Concussy
Simriel: Balls to the back of the neck dont usually cause much damage... am I doing it wrong
Pywodwagon: I got a concussion in middle school because I played dodgeball against our high schools baseball pitcher
SmithKurosaki: @Mai_Andra Nah that was hockey and an ear graze
Jensling:
I once dislocated my shoulder briefly while playing discgolf... I am not a very athletic person 
kaijubrian: But you successfully blocked the shot!
itira: Lil peek
Mr_Horrible: one of those terrifying moments where you're reminded a thin line of consciousness separates you from Just Being Meat
betweenmyself: Sprained my ankle helping someone move… That’s a sport right? Helping someone move?
PhuzNutz: I get to go back to the town of the name next week. Kinda pretty well stoked
e_bloc: lube?
Anubis169:

Mai_Andra: it's really all about buttholes tonight...
Spades_Slicc: Learning things
catcard: oh dear
catcard: I learned something
toturi91: lore dump
saucemaster5000: "...hey maybe you should check again"
Anubis169: all 7 kinds of NOPE
ghyllnox: @e_bloc Well, if you make it too slippery, how do you know if it's leaking
lochnessseammonster:

ContingentCat:

SnackPak_: like a dude holding a fish on a dating site
MirrorDisco:

e_bloc: that's $150 on most menus
Darleysam: "hey, *I* could do this to people!"
saucemaster5000: nah jesus knew about the prostate
RealGamerCow: @SnackPak_ Good reference
Spades_Slicc: No no Ben, the other kind of coming to jesus ; )
mercano82: I hope they at least bought you dinner
Anubis169: Football
JoeLowe2: I sat down hard onto a gaming chair at a poker table once. Poker's a sport right?
lamina5432: soccer is fun
GasCityGaming: I've played and coached NA football
catcard: foobaw...............
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Welbog: North American for life
ContingentCat: You mean Rugby?
Anubis169: yeah they do
putz12a: Oh yes, Good old HandEgg
Crashzxs:
american handegg 
MacbethSeemsSus: Germany, think that's about it
GasCityGaming: yeah they do, in europe
15__uwu__02: That's Rugby mate
e_bloc: yes
circusofkirkus: yeah Japan has a big college football scene
spo8n: not as bad as shoving fingers directly into your newly made leg hole
Simbionis: Germany has a league IIRC
RealGamerCow: European league, Japanese league, etc.
Simriel: The image of a doctor holding Ben up like a fish by his butthole is now stuck in my head. Thanks Chat
lamina5432: theres an Australian league
Anubis169: but american football gets its name from Rugby (the full name is "Rugby Football"
vinewood_og: Oh Naur
MirrorDisco: My parents didn’t let me do any sports growing up. So I got into art instead 🤷🏻♀️
Anubis169: )
mercano82: There was an NFL Europe before the plague.
ContingentCat: I like rugby for the position names, my dad used to be a hooker
Nigouki: Rugby is way cooler than Handegg
brainbosh: Froget Eyeshield 21 lol
15__uwu__02: oh god, I outed myself as aussie
15__uwu__02: x3
catcard: you say "mate" once
catcard: and this
PhuzNutz: Anyone here in the town of La Crosse, WI? Trying to find something other than EDH to play while I'm down there next week.
Simriel: I mean Scotland has an American football team, but One
Anubis169: NZ'ers are lovely
Kramburger: Hey, only WE get to make fun of Kiwis
KV1NN4: *sad squeak*
15__uwu__02: my gf is kiwi lmao
Mr_Horrible: quiet, Adam, GGG will hear you
Simriel: I mean Scottish people say Mate too
mercano82: Good luck. The kiwis aren’t even on the map half the time
UltraVioletVodoo: but GGG adam
KV1NN4: half-kiwi here
saucemaster5000: kiwis are responsible for lord of the rings
lamina5432: don't work at walmart if you want a good boss
Simriel:
You got it from us Australia 
rhiannamater: We love whatever Funko is
Anubis169:
no this is Aus/NZ, this is South Side Story 
korvys: I am a Kiwi, in Australia, gf is an Aussie
saucemaster5000: he's so cultured
mistborn_wit: Which boss is more boss like Graham or Paul
calculated_uncertainties: jet all the way.
korvys: He's from Perth
0x6772: Wow, maybe New Zealanders shouldn't manage people? I also have a Bad Boss in my history who is a Kiwi.
Kramburger: Gross Funko's from *Perth*
MacbethSeemsSus: Ugh, I was in the pit for West Side. That entire score's ingrained in my mind.
PandaByName: stay golden
ItsThugDimmadome: Two Bit, Dally, Johnny,
zianna_jean: It's a great score though.
emboar2235: as a follow-up to ben's last stream, i hear we are shaking rattattas today
Isaac3567: Soda-pop
Shurtal: the best Australian is Neil the Seal. Dude's been wrecking Tasmania for years, doesn't give a SHIT
mistborn_wit: Now you just making things up
Anubis169: i frequently get Fame and Flashdance confused
OastrToastr: Sodapop
Diabore: is ben a pony boy?
NimrodXIV: welp
ghyllnox:

SnackPak_: oh no
saucemaster5000: damb
rhiannamater: @Kramburger I called someone a "kramburger" as an insult once
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
PhuzNutz: not forgetting, just can't recall
likelyDangerous: darry, ponyboy, sodapop, Steve, johnny cake
TehAmelie: "do ye come from Perth? cause ye dinna come from Earth"
JoeLowe2: Ponyboy??? depends why they have that name
15__uwu__02: I love Neil the Seal!
jacqui_lantern234: OOF
YawnLance: Yeah
SnackPak_: kids are shitty
ghyllnox:
Aww 
saucemaster5000: yeah
ContingentCat: ah the 90s
GasCityGaming: mine was Windbag
0x6772: I have crushing news for you, Ben: many other media presentations are just copies of Shakespeare's "Romeo & Juliet".
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kids are mean
mistborn_wit: Mine way Daggle
DaFhaye: Heyo
Simriel: My high school nickname was Gimli
shendaras: =(
Pywodwagon: because you were james wife
NimrodXIV: ^
ContingentCat: kids sure suck yeah
Mr_Horrible:

PhuzNutz:

SmithKurosaki: Kids are fucking dics
Manitu_25: igod kids are awful
saucemaster5000: y...yeah.... look at... that
itira: You're doing great sweetie
lochnessseammonster:

GamerCat88: swol
shendaras:

jacqui_lantern234: now adam cries 90% of the time Ka[[a
jacqui_lantern234:

Simriel: I was short hairy broad and liked LOTR so... Gimli
Anubis169: Anubis has been my IRL nickname since primary school, originally it was a pisstake name but it stuck and i embraced it
zianna_jean: I'm a teacher....Kids are awful.
SnackPak_:

catcard: LMAO
ghyllnox:

DeM0nFiRe:

itira: Hahahahaha
JoeLowe2: the best revenge!
ContingentCat: Gottem!
vinewood_og: Headshot.
DaFhaye: Gawd damn
mistborn_wit: Image shaming people for crying
ConfettiBiscuits:

Mr_Horrible: ooh, almost spittake there
neisan2112: LMAO
MirrorDisco: cuties 😂
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
kaijubrian: No way.
public_key_reveal_party: That was a joke like 20 years in the making
0x6772: Wait, are you saying Ashley isn't the top in the relationship with James?
GasCityGaming: That's just the name of the job, like James Bond.
Simriel: Nah Adam is 100% the power bottom
DaFhaye: Hey you saying wifes ccan't be tops?
MacbethSeemsSus: Switch it up?
vinewood_og: Get the milk
Mr_Horrible: you and james are two switches
Welbog: James falls into holes all I'm saying
catcard: fuck's sake
TheAwkes: Wives don't have to be bottoms.
Manitu_25: LMAO
Juliamon: if I had the ability I would vip pywo for that one
lochnessseammonster: james is brat
catcard: lmfao
TehAmelie: are we talking about wrestling?
ContingentCat: A lot of the time it's not how you'd expect
ghyllnox: Big lady???
circusofkirkus: HR is listening
underhill33:

korvys: Fighting over it every night
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YawnLance: Ayo???
Darleysam: next LRR Live's gonna be weird
jacqui_lantern234: Adam's a bottom, but less of a bottom than james
15__uwu__02: hmmmm I think y'all would switch
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam "KABEDON" Savidan.
lamina5432: exactly a power bottom
mistborn_wit: Ummmmm
NimrodXIV: time to log in to AO3
catcard: NOOO
likelyDangerous: friendly wrestling match gone wrong
Mr_Horrible: I'm not saying it I'm not saying it
JoeLowe2: as long as you're doing something you both enjoy
UltraVioletVodoo: ill be in.my bunk
KV1NN4: *eats popcorn*
thatguysteve2709: 10% holy shit oim dieing
15__uwu__02: actually, that's what a bottom would say. This is coming from a bottom lmao
raulghoulia: james gives bossy bottom vibes
ContingentCat: make sure safe search is off
Koshindan: Kabedon should be safe.
RealGamerCow: it's not bad
Juliamon: kabedon is the 'slam the wall' I think
MirrorDisco: @TheAwkes no, but it’s fun sometimes 🤷🏻♀️😂❤️
frameshifty: kabedon isn't too terrible
Mr_Horrible: in the same way that you shouldn't google things Beej says...
silverthundr: kabedon's just the wall slam it's fine
SnackPak_: it's big spoon, little spoon, right?
LightspeedSloth: Kabe- wall. Don - slam sound.
Anubis169: Kabe (wall) Don (the onomatopoeia from hitting something)
Simriel: I have never googled a single thing Beej said. Its a policy that serves me well and I am already a degenerate
catcard: asdlfkjs
TehAmelie: everyone likes being the little spoon!
vinewood_og: "Ugh. Make it quick."
catcard: "passive and breedable"
itsaysTRUENO: good for him
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehhehehe
Juliamon: He learned about rope last night
JinaMahavira: catcard saying what we all were thinking
SmithKurosaki: Oh serger
YawnLance: What's a little gooning between friends
jacqui_lantern234: serge XD
rustywir3s: lmaoooo
josh___something: HAH
ItsThugDimmadome: @Juliamon As in "Blasting"?
15__uwu__02: serge didn't know?
underhill33:

Diabore: we'll get to that baby bird
kaijubrian: I mean, that one is almost self explanatory
thatguysteve2709: 1 at a time bud
Spades_Slicc: Why would he need to ask? It's self explanatory
Mr_Horrible: explaining a "bussy" to Serge is certainly a mental image
Simriel: I mean, more people should know about Femboys IMO
Anubis169: x_x
itsaysTRUENO: "its like jacking off but funnier" -dril
gualdhar: you can talk about life
MacbethSeemsSus: Is Serge's apartment just a hermetic faraday cage?
gualdhar: love
gualdhar: depression
gualdhar: happy times
catcard: serge won't ever stop randomly and innocently saying "everyone come over here and get your milkies" about coconuts in PEAK
gualdhar: lots of things
0x6772: I… talk about riding and fixing bikes…?
e_bloc: my ex used to call my son a goon and I suggested she stop, just in case
GasCityGaming: Oh dang, apparently "G Fuel" is shutting down.
Orlantia: If you can't goon while talking with your friends
RealGamerCow: were you a theater kid, Ben?
lamina5432: bath culture
RealGamerCow: Theater kids do that
itsaysTRUENO: hey shouts out to everyone watching on a television right now
kaijubrian: Yea, you were bisexuals.
saucemaster5000: it was started by jefferson penis in1765
GasCityGaming: not in my Sask
PhuzNutz: Where clothes in a sauna makes it awkward
RealGamerCow: Theater kids are hornt up
circusofkirkus: that's just an adolescent boy thing
Kramburger: Theatre kids are just horny and outgoing
Nigouki: theatre kids are polycules
Mr_Horrible: Theater Kids are lil freaks [non-judgemental]
DaFhaye: Theater kids are weird
PhuzNutz: Theatre kids are exebitionists
calculated_uncertainties: quick changes backstage kinda kill modesty.
skrt_01: It's big with Alberta Sports
Anubis169: GasCityGaming: It's just sugar and caffeine water
realbadatthis_: you aren't friends till you seeeach others penises... then they called you fairy boy?!
saucemaster5000: as a reformed theater kid.... yeah nthey fucked
GasCityGaming:
@Anubis169 and we loved it 
TehAmelie: "every one of you knows my butt isn't hairy, yet none of your spoke up"
itsaysTRUENO: what do you mean why
DaFhaye: Theater was fun.
RealGamerCow: Yeah, I say hornt up with no judgement
rasterscan: Theater kids have to do ten second costume changes in the wings of the stage, you see a lot of skin and underwear.
PhuzNutz: <--- theatre "madam"
e_bloc: do anything to anything
Anubis169: GasCityGaming: they didn't want to acknowledge their kidney stone count
DaFhaye: I think it was because it was so stressful
Orlantia: Every surface of every prop is just covered in theater kid
gualdhar: I didn't realize there were so many mormons in Alberta
Simriel: I find it so funny when the 'tropes' are that 'theater kids' and 'larpers' are the Virgins? Nah those people are all Fuckin
jadielady: reminds me of this one time in band camp when the colorguard formed a protective circle around me with their flags so I could change
Shurtal: experimenty
SmithKurosaki: The repression is real
mistborn_wit: Aren't Mormons know for soaking
saucemaster5000: you perform better if you c-
Mr_Horrible: creatives in a discipline that's very performative and physical
GasCityGaming: @Anubis169 could have killed the airsoft industry.
itsaysTRUENO: 20-somethings and they're doing the performance art queer people love... its off the charts horny
DaFhaye: I was just part of stage and stage was also horny
KV1NN4: the Catholic kids in the church group I was friends with were The Horniest and turned out to be some of the queerest ppl i've known
Koshindan: Priorities.
Twilight_Spark: Goldeneye: Better than sex.
GasCityGaming: church kids are horny AF as well.
saucemaster5000: man never had goldeneye sex?
SnackPak_: he was playing dota
YawnLance: To busy getting in that top lane if you know what I mean
Orxolon: 17 for me
itsaysTRUENO: sex? buddy I just won mid AND got the rune
DaFhaye: You know what fair
catcard: no studying
PhuzNutz: Pushing 40 and I still loke being naked. Nothing lewd or encouraging. It's just nice to be free
BrowneePointz: he had that teenage adhd focus
MirrorDisco: sounds like the good life 😂
spethycakes: Lutherans ARE weird -- grew up Lutheran with a Mennonite grandpa
TehAmelie: i was busy washing my feet. hilarious true story but it's pretty long
MacbethSeemsSus: Mennonites are Amish-lite
RealGamerCow: @KV1NN4 I went to a Catholic high school and was friends with a lot of theater kids, and there was a LOT going on, and they were mostly queer
Mr_Horrible: oh there's WEIRD subsets, Ben
Anubis169: I was a volunteer librarian, and the single focus point of hating for the whole year group 'cause i paid attention in class
gualdhar: Mennonites are Amish that didn't give up technology
betweenmyself: was too busy scoring in video games to score in real life; the numbers are bigger
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lutherans are Catholic lite
MirrorDisco: @catcard love the self confidence! 😂❤️
Kramburger: They're like Jabba?
mistborn_wit: Maybe you just were not part of the horny kids at church camp
ArdCollider: lol
slamaham: baptized, not baptized. religion is easy
Shurtal: mennonites are spicy amish
GamerCat88: catholic summer camp was wild there was a pimp and hoe costume party
DeM0nFiRe:

e_bloc: as sure as eggs is eggs
rhiannamater: Bruh my gay awakening was AT Christian summer camp
seepete: Hodorites?
Mai_Andra: This is a very good bit, actually.
0x6772: I knew what Adam meant, and I'm 100% on Ben's side here.
NimrodXIV: Have you seen Life of Brian? It's all sandal vs gourd stuff
catcard: @MirrorDisco huh?
HasturTheYellow: I love when we get two Good Morning Moonbase streams in the week (positive)
spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig no popery for the Lutherans
saucemaster5000: explaining diablo by saying it's like PoE
skrt_01: I was told Lutheran was Catholic light. Grew up Lutheran
NotCainNorAbel: true
PhuzNutz: Spoopy boy classic. This is why I love Tuesdays
itsaysTRUENO: amish are very culty
groulux: Adam is just kicking the can of definitions down
RealGamerCow: Don't cross the Amish Mob
ContingentCat: the Amish are the only ones I know about yeah
e_bloc: I dated two Jehovah's witnesses, so that's the only one I know much about
seepete: I was raised Lex Lutheran, I just want to defeat Superman
BrowneePointz: Methodists are the rules absolutists, Lutherans are Diet Catholic(affectionate)
saucemaster5000: ian mcshane
korvys: Ian McShane?
PhuzNutz: Amish are a sect of Manenites, FWIW. Semanitcs
Shurtal: Ian
mistborn_wit: Episcopalians are Catholic light
Simriel: Clancey Brown?
spethycakes: and then you get Episcopalians, who are like fun Lutherans
SmithKurosaki: Mennonites are pretty chill in my experience (lived near them)
BrowneePointz: Ian McShane
Anubis169: though in secondary school a gal went out with me to check if she was lesbian or not.. never told me, just 'i am gay now' and broke up
mercano82: the Dycks from Letterkenny were Mennonites. Not sure if that show is the best place to learn about the nuances of religion, though.
Anubis169: really messed with my head
PipeSmokingOwl: Ian Mcshane! I am using him as a Head Banker NPC in my d&D campaign
Darleysam: they put your picture up in the church, to let everyone know you're banned
TehAmelie: it's a sexy show
BrowneePointz: he’s also the narrator for One Piece Live Action
GamerCat88: <message deleted>high five for the excomutecated
Orxolon: excomunicado siginifica "not comunicated"
SmithKurosaki:
@Anubis169 oofa 
BrowneePointz: which is PERFECT casting
ArdCollider: right over the customer service desk
SquareDotCube: Depending the community the latest big thing was allowing the use bikes
Spades_Slicc: Did the guy almost die in wisconsin in the part you saw?
Simriel: Ian McShane for sure. Hes great but like... he used to be Lovejoy, so him being Good at acting is Weird
SquareDotCube: *use of bikes
Darleysam: literally just rewatched that film tonight!
saucemaster5000: I bought a bootleg of that movie on a subway out of a guy's coat
Darleysam: he's so good as Count Olaf
7gorobei: season 1 of american gods was good. the rest not so much
CoderBugsworth: Always sad they didn't make another movie of that
spo8n: American gods book is good
ContingentCat: Jim Carry was in those?
rhiannamater: PLEASE read the book (fuck Neil Gaiman)
BrowneePointz: the OKAY one or the the BANGER NETFLIX SERIES
raulghoulia: jim carreys best movie is Sonic 3
JessieImproved: @ContingentCat Count Olaf
DaFhaye: What's wrong with Paladin?
ContingentCat: @JessieImproved ohhhh thanks
Simriel: Wait Adam your dad was actually excommunicated? Or like just not welcome
Mai_Andra: @ContingentCat in the movie, not the netflix series (separate things based on the same source)
15__uwu__02: Sunshine of a Spotless Mind is my personal fav Jim Carrey movie
Anubis169: 15__uwu__02: seconded
MacbethSeemsSus: God, he plays [insert class]?
Diabore: brother got kid
BrowneePointz: but seriously the ASoUE Netflix series is really REALLY good
betweenmyself: I feel Cable Guy got a bad rap… But I also liked Death to Smoochie, so what do I know?
saucemaster5000: Past 36 you start acting more like a child again
15__uwu__02: @Anubis169 It's so good
e_bloc: I'd say Ace Ventura was a great movie if it wasn't wildly transphobic
Simriel: Everyone who plays WoW now is a grown ass man
lochnessseammonster:
my sister is married and i still think she's a baby 
lamina5432: need to shake more rats
YawnLance: Get it together Ulmer
Simriel: Game is Old
couchboyj: I'm an adult and I'll bubble hearth if I want to
e_bloc: yeah when they say put childish things aside, they mean you just decide there are no childish things and enjoy what you enjoy
TehAmelie: Cable Guy probably has become too real to be funny
ContingentCat: Yuuuup
JoeLowe2: That's all of us.
neisan2112: Mood
vinewood_og: @couchboyj Damn right
mulligan2six: Paycheque? Damn, look at the adults here!
lochnessseammonster:

DeM0nFiRe: I think the "I love it (piss)" mug really gives adult vibes
rhiannamater: Bruh I wore Crocs to the Nine Inch Nails show
rasterscan: I'm getting sad now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mood
Orxolon: barely
DaFhaye: Wondering what's going to break tomorrow? Hell yeah
BrowneePointz: but yea as a big fan of those books NPH does an INCREDIBLY Count Olaf
neisan2112: As I'm paying both my rent and car payments...
BrowneePointz: incredible*
RealGamerCow: alright alright alright
saucemaster5000: queue "low rider"
Anubis169: e_bloc: XKCD has the right idea. You're older now, so you get to decide what being older means. Ball pit in the lounge!
Mr_Horrible: it's the outfit, it's affecting him
Nebula662: Ah yeah forgot it was spoops night, the stream message now makes sense
vinewood_og: We can't stop here, this is RAT COUNTRY!
SquareDotCube: 9 to 5 isn't for everyone, hell I'd say it's not even for 5% of people anymore
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dougma: o/ boop
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Welbog: Canadians have the highest per-capita personal debt of every country! Hurray!
RealGamerCow: I liked it because I liked the book
lochnessseammonster: nope
saucemaster5000: dazed and confused still kinda a banger tho
Omnipotrevor: THANK YOU!
SnackPak_: say it louder for the people in the back
Orxolon: it is not
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was an EXPERIENCE but not good
Simriel: Hey! I Fuckin love Donnie Dark9.
Mr_Horrible: it's got some real interesting stuff, but the rest is just "fine"
TehAmelie:
i just watched Donnie Darko before the stream 
SquareDotCube: great, no; transformative, yes
BrowneePointz: oh so me and Repo
GamerCat88: <message deleted>but the soundtrack
TheAwkes: Baby's first mindfuck.
15__uwu__02: oof I love that movie
RealGamerCow: The directors cut of Donnie Darko is *better*
mistborn_wit: Fight Club is still good
cutaos: it was fun
ContingentCat: it's a lot like fight club
bolas_life: it was of the time
brainbosh: Many movies are good because they are doing something "new", and then ohter people do it better later
BrowneePointz: *dodges thrown objects*
Anubis169: I never got into Its Always Sunny, people seem to have good things to say about it but I tried and couldn't get into it
SquareDotCube: just like how The Matrix is transformative
rhiannamater: Like how HORRIBLY Boondock Saints aged
calculated_uncertainties: It's a movie that is good Once.
vinewood_og: Classic
e_bloc: I haven't seen it in 20 years, so I don't really remember
Orxolon: i love it
Rhynerd: I read Fear and Loathing in college. It was something.
Simriel: No for real, I think Donnie Darko is really well made
IsaTheEngie: I've never seen Donnie Darko but my brother was one of the guys who were into it
15__uwu__02: Trainspotting is classic
rhiannamater: Trainspotting is phenomenal
ContingentCat: the book of trainspotting is even more
public_key_reveal_party: I think Donnie Darko is good, except for the parts of it that are a horrible mess
ranoras: Donnie Darko is some people's "cellar door"
GamerCat88: <message deleted>Hackers
vinewood_og: Banger
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone told me I needed to watch Fear and Loathing 4-6 times before I would start to like it and I said "I'm out"
spethycakes: oh SLC Punk
betweenmyself: SLC Punk is good
MrSarkhan: SLC Punk was great
15__uwu__02: What do y'all think about La Haine?
SnackPak_: blat blat
saucemaster5000: Hack the planet!
Anubis169: LOL
MrSarkhan:

Mr_Horrible: instantly slain
ContingentCat: o7
YawnLance: o7
RelwinEJ: SLC Punk is a single watch
Dog_of_Myth: o7
lamina5432: o7
Orxolon: 07
Anubis169: o7
spethycakes: o7
TehAmelie: i'd say Donnie Darko is two expertiences. watching the movie and reading The Philosophy of Time Travel to make it make sense
lochnessseammonster:

empyreon: o7
IsaTheEngie: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
GasCityGaming: O7
itsaysTRUENO: fight club is one of the worst ever made. its toxic men on a rampage. real gross.
dougma: hack the planet!!!
lochnessseammonster: pew pew
korvys: Requiem is the best movie I'll never watch again
DeM0nFiRe:

e_bloc: the best thing about trainspotting is still Born Slippy
mistborn_wit: Requiem Sucks
raulghoulia: Hack the Planet!
realbadatthis_: o7
15__uwu__02: o7
PhuzNutz: When you eaten enough acid or found the depths of your depression, those movies loose a lot of the cool factor
JoeLowe2: hahahah deleted by mod hahaha
vinewood_og: Shouldn't have hacked the gibson.....
betweenmyself:
HACKERS!?! 
SnackPak_: hack the planet!
RatherLargeToad: Sneakers was better
Mr_Horrible: Ben reading that and immediately shouting "RUN"
NoxStryx: I love that film too @gamercat88
Omnipotrevor: In high school I had a friend tell me I had to watch Donny Darko. That it was exactly my thing. I watched and thought, "really?"
Orxolon: o7
silverthundr: what happened
RealGamerCow: Ok, is Boondock Saints considered a "great movie" anywhere outside of the greater Boston area?
NightValien28: this is not a safe space for hackers enjoyers
rhiannamater: Rules Of Attraction baybeeeee
thatguysteve2709: Fuck shot for opinions haha
spo8n: public domain movie stream night?
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chianeko: Hack the planet
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theevermist: damn, I thought LRR had better taste
IanAllenBird: lmao
SnackPak_: hell yeah
NoxStryx: It is not good, but it is tons of fun
ContingentCat:

ranoras: Matthew Lillard always serving but especially in Hackers
mistborn_wit: Hackers?????
BrowneePointz: Hackers is great. Matthew Lillard in Braids!?
mistborn_wit: Boo
betweenmyself: Rare Exports = best Xmas movie
Omnipotrevor: Is hackers the movie I'm thinking of or is it Sneakers?
seepete: The Departed - best Leo DiCaprio AND best Matt Damon movie in one
PhuzNutz: but Bailey boobies??
Simriel: @itsaystrueno ...Thats... kinda missing the point of the text but okau
NoxStryx: Matthew Lilliard is the best
theevermist: They hate ben because he spoke the truth
calculated_uncertainties: @betweenmyself top teir
mrjujubeans: that movie is such a fun vibe though
GasCityGaming: Godfather?
thatguysteve2709: @betweenmyself yes thank you
vinewood_og: Ruined my life chasing short haired brunettes for ages.
saucemaster5000: Groundhog day might be up there for me
raulghoulia: Wing Commander?
BrowneePointz: ‘next Ben is gonna say he hates Johnny Mnemonic
gualdhar: well deserved, HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!
jadielady: Wing Commander
DaFhaye: I've never even heard of Hackers
rhiannamater: Empire Records
kaijubrian: People just need to separate "I like this." From "This is good."
MirrorDisco: @Omnipotrevor sneakers had river phoenix in it - but still about hackers
e_bloc: same
Anubis169: The Godfather books are amazing
Mollylele: i can't believe you can talk about whether or not you've seen each other's peebs but you can't talk shit about Hackers
Simbionis: I fell asleep during godfather
PipeSmokingOwl: hell yea Wing Commander
Orlantia: Swordfish
Mollylele: what is this workplace
mistborn_wit: Inception has to be my favorite movie I can watch that whenever
TehAmelie: see, all the secrets are in The Philosophy of Time Travel. (it's not a real book just like five pages of instructions for Donnie)
DaFhaye: Scarface is so overrated
saucemaster5000: scarface is... fine
chisidragon: 13 ghosts?
dougma: Scream still holds up.... thankfully there were no sequils
mistborn_wit: Scarface is not good IMO
Anubis169: Seen Goodfellas?
Goombill: Scarface is not the movie high schoolers think it is.
Manitu_25: shrek also, pls don't kill me lol
NoxStryx: While we are talking mathew lillard, Th13rteen Ghost
itsaysTRUENO: @Simriel that movie validates a lot of really awful thing for men. the message that was received is not good.
IsaTheEngie: I don't think I have a movie that's like any of these for me, but I'm uncultured
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: 13 ghosts mentioned????
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GasCityGaming: I do enjoy me a goodfella
DaFhaye: The best part of scarface is the comical size of heroin on his desk at the end
public_key_reveal_party: I love resident evil 4
Seth_Erickson: we gotta get ben to see the new War of the Worlds
Bearudite: oh good to see I didn't miss the rat shaking
JessieImproved: Lillard is a huge D&D guy
Seth_Erickson: what a movie
SquareDotCube: in order from best to worst: Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas
Dog_of_Myth: Someone say 13 ghosts??
UltraVioletVodoo: LEON
e_bloc: send for the man
Mr_Horrible: Okayfellas?
dougma: oh wow... 13 ghosts...
Simriel: Do you consider Scarface and John Wick to be the same movie Ben?
likelyDangerous: Labyrinth
MrSarkhan: How do people feel about Gremlins? That's my Christmas movie of choice.
GasCityGaming: Ooo Untouchables!
DaFhaye: Reservoir dogs?
mistborn_wit: Idocorcy I feel is another of those movies
Anubis169: the remake's CGI didn't age well
Rhynerd: of scooby doo?
IsaTheEngie: @Seth_Erickson it sure was something I spent over an hour of my life with it in front of my eyes
kaijubrian: Scooby Doo and the 13 ghosts is a classic.
rhiannamater: House on Haunted Hill
BrowneePointz: With…Tony Shalonda?
vinewood_og: @mistborn_wit my favorite documentary
Diabore: that movie was dogshit but fun
bolas_life: ghost ship?
brainbosh: The remake with Monk
BrowneePointz: Shaloub*
Mr_Horrible: the remake iirc is extremely schlock, but pretty fun
TehAmelie: @MrSarkhan i miss the Institute for Gremlins 2 Studies
MirrorDisco: my partner made me watch 13 ghosts
Orxolon: the book is better?love her
Arnye1984: The only 13 ghost is the original lol
kaijubrian: The original one is hilarious.
saucemaster5000: yup, shannon elizabeth, tony shaloub, matthew lillard
RealLegitStreamer: It's a solid movie
NoxStryx: The remake is so fun and visually really cool
RealGamerCow: What about 13th Warrior?
Simriel: 13 ghosts... or 12 monkeys
chisidragon: Yeah
Omnipotrevor: Okay, but what about the 13th warrior?
DaFhaye: Lost boys is a classic
Bearudite: TRUUUUUUUUUUU
Orxolon: dark city
KyeMonster: love lost boys
Mr_Horrible: the 13 Ghosts Extended Cinematic Universe
Orxolon: ?
dolphgrim: HELL YEAH SCOOBY DOO MENTIONED 100%
emboar2235: if we are talking about scooby-doo movies, my fav is music of vampire
emboar2235: the songs are all good
lochnessseammonster:

mcbaseballface: Zombie Island scooby doo
PhuzNutz: Terry Gilliam's Brazil hits different as an adult
Anubis169: Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School
frameshifty: the 13th warrior was pretty decent too
Rhynerd: fair
NoxStryx: They are supposed to be new 13 ghost i think, like a tv show or something
GasCityGaming: WWE crossover meh
BrowneePointz: the 3 90s revival ones were good
Simriel: 13th warrior is a lot of fun
Driosenth: it all depends on the guest star acting as themself
SandwichOcelot: Ghoul School!
Seth_Erickson: also the live action scooby movies at least the first two are good campy films
SquareDotCube: The ones with Batman and The Harlem Globetrotters?
mistborn_wit: Never seen a Scooby movie
rhiannamater: Witch's Curse
Bearudite: alien one kinda whatever
Pywodwagon: lets nope movie night coming soon
Rhynerd: What was the one with aliens called?
YawnLance: Zombie Island will forever be a banger
Spades_Slicc: Scooby Doo movies are Ben's Amish sub groups
Simriel: Also Scoobie Doo meeting Kiss is great tbh
Mr_Horrible: we look inward and ask ourselves, Scooby Doo... where are you?
emboar2235: i liked the scooby-doo batman the brave and the bold too
Desdae: Witch's Ghost was a lot of people goth love awakening
emboar2235: that was funny
ItsThugDimmadome: whichever one Donny Osmond's in?
BrowneePointz: the KISS one is WILD
Orxolon: love it
Anubis169: Jean Reno
IsaTheEngie: the older scooby doo gets, the better those 70s vibes gets
likelyDangerous: Labyrinth
Bearudite: that one slaps
saucemaster5000: Gary Oldman yelling "eeeveryooone!"
SquareDotCube: EVERYONE!
Mr_Horrible: I don't think Scooby ever teamed up with Leon the Professional
Darleysam: banger
Orxolon: everyyooone!
GasCityGaming: LOVE Jean Reno
rhiannamater: EVERYOOOOOONE
groulux: Great Jean Reno film
DaFhaye: That's such a good movie
RealLegitStreamer: The Scooby Doo / Supernatural crossover episode was a banger
dolphgrim: They talk about Gary Oldman, but they never talk about Gary Youngman
LPS_97: The Scooby Doo movies also spawned the Hex Girls, so yeah
loufghyslaufey: Instinct Shaggy is MID meme <(=w=)>
RealGamerCow: Gary Oldman did that a lot
Darth_Litigious: How about The Boondock Saints?
Dog_of_Myth: Love that movie
Simriel: @browneepointz Activate the Dynasty Star portal+
neisan2112: He's so goo
neisan2112: good
saucemaster5000: they referenced it in every episode of a community series and I'm sure very few people got it
Anubis169: didn't Rutger Hauer do the whole Tears in the Rain speech off the cuff?
rasterscan: Yeah, but Tarantino is a butthole.
rhiannamater: Boondock Saints did NOT age well. At all.
BrowneePointz: Plz tell me you saw the KISS crossover Scooby Doo movie. they have an entire Hard Rock concept album acid trip fighting a dimensional god demon
DaFhaye: Gary Oldman is one of my favorite actors
betweenmyself: anyone familiar with Upgrade? fun movie
rhiannamater: I love that Fiona Apple got off cocaine because Quentin Tarantino was just THAT intolerable
varmintx0: No, it was Sam Jackson that yelled at him
Simriel: Apparently it was Samual L Jackson who sat and made him say it
Anubis169: rhiannamater: what!?
e_bloc: I think Kevin Garnett said about Adam Sandler would almost constantly ad-lib on Uncut Gems and it threw him off because he thought it would just be lines by the script
Anubis169:

BrowneePointz: Sam Jackson pulled a Cleavon Little for Django
TehAmelie: Leon is great, but i'm sad how they butchered it to a teen rated version that i believe is the only one most people have seen
Dog_of_Myth: Only good thing about working at Blockbuster during the early 2000s, watched alot of cool indie and foreign films.
KyeMonster: man breaks his freakin toe
MacbethSeemsSus: Like DiCaprio cutting his hand in Django
vinewood_og: "That's not what a stabbed man sounds like." "Uh.... yes sir."
BrowneePointz: former member of the SIS
rhiannamater: Fiona Apple was with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson and it got her off cocaine because it was the worst night of her life
PhuzNutz: How kill Chris Lee???
Simriel: Christopher Lee didnt kill People. He killed Nazis
GasCityGaming: Did you hear they made a live action Aladdin?
saucemaster5000: "Game over man, game over" was improvized by Bill Paxton in "Aliens"
Thefluffiestguineapig: He was an SAS assassin during WWII
PipeSmokingOwl: ya he talked about how a person dying stabbed dies
public_key_reveal_party: Also sometimes like it's just "well this scene is fucked. May as well have fun with it" and it works better than you'd think
rasterscan: I remember that from From Rewatch with Love
PipeSmokingOwl: and was like it happens like this
The_Color_Twelve: Cool not going to ask why you know that
Orxolon: that man didn't joke arround
Thefluffiestguineapig: No he corrected the sound someone makes when killed that specific way makes
PhuzNutz: And a decent metal singer
Mr_Horrible: Peter Jackson's like "...I may not survive this filming"
dolphgrim: "...anyways, here's my metal albums"
saucemaster5000: When asked how he knew, Lee said "Can you keep a secret?... So can I"
BrowneePointz: “No when you’re stabbed from behind it sounds like this” was the exact quote
Anubis169: yes i did!
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MWGNZ: Ben come visit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently everyone on set was just very quiet for a moment
vinewood_og: Born to hobbit, forced to uruk-hai
Dog_of_Myth: I sooo want to do that
Anubis169: NZ is the opposite side of the planet from me though, and it's like £3000 return
theevermist: I thought he was SOE not SAS
PipeSmokingOwl:
life goal is NZ hobbit tour 
likelyDangerous: Sean bean hiked a mountain every day bc he was scared of heights. Vito did it for character immersion
Gaelan_Maestro: nono thats ireland
kaijubrian: I want to go. But everything is made of spiders.
Bearudite: immediately
rustywir3s: it's Two Islands actually
MacbethSeemsSus: "Where are the hobbits?!?"
RealGamerCow: My uncle did a LOTR tour for 2 weeks and LOVED it.
korvys: Gotta do a PAXAus -> NZ detour
Despoiler98: Ireland is fantastic
TehAmelie: did you know New Zealand has a population of cryptid moose
JessieImproved: Ireland is gorgeous
saucemaster5000: Scotland is kinda a banger to visit
theevermist: I also love the story about "do you know how to keep a secret?"
ItsThugDimmadome:
Green The Island is actually Iceland, Ben. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having gotten to live there, it was rad
e_bloc: ireland is closer, and you can hear all about how much they completely hate the british
Seth_Erickson: send me to the cool zones
Dog_of_Myth: Would love to go to Scotland
Bearudite: HELL YEAH
Despoiler98: no GIMME FALL
RealGamerCow: Send Adam to Hawaii
BrowneePointz: North Atlantic Current baybee
Bearudite: fuck summer
Despoiler98: FALL FALL FALL
YawnLance: Can confirm Ireland is fine
PhuzNutz: <--- wearing a shirt from Ta'homa saying, "More trees, less Assholes"
Seth_Erickson: you had your couple of weeks
Thefluffiestguineapig: FALL HELL YEAH
Mr_Horrible: it's still p warm, yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go autumn
PipeSmokingOwl: my biggest worry if I ever visted Ireland or Scotland would be super fog the whole time
Anubis169: Adam: If you come to anywhere UK/Ireland, it can be any season, at any time of the year, between days
vinewood_og: Don't worry Adam, summer will never be shorter
ghizmou: you had your time Adam, now it's ours
lochnessseammonster: i'm so sad... i'm gonna swim in the ocean anyway but i wish it was gonna be warmer
ItsThugDimmadome: AU-TUMN AU-TUMN AU-TUMN
Mr_Horrible: but I want my crisp afternoons, and my changing leaves
Simriel:
@dog_of_myth Scotland is unpleasant when its hot, and then unpleasant when its cold 
GasCityGaming:
OMG, 'pretty hot' is 22, it was 33 last week here 
DaFhaye: I love wearing hoodies tho
loufghyslaufey:
Dang it. Celsius! You can't just make up numbers! 
tycoonbosh: I parked my car for the night. No, Adam.
ItsThugDimmadome: Hell yeah, hoodies and BOOTS
Mr_Horrible: Adam burning down the entire world for 1 more month of sun
rustywir3s: I need winter to be over T.T
MirrorDisco: nope - need it to start cooling down outside
BrowneePointz: even worse, summers get hotter, winters get shorter but more severe
Orxolon: 2 weeks,granted
Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
e_bloc: nah i'm done with summer.
Mr_Horrible: if it hits 70 on Halloween I'm committing a crime
Dog_of_Myth: @Simriel Oh, I know. I think my distant relatives came from there so would love to visit.
saucemaster5000: Adam officially the grinch
Anubis169: you can have Benuary
turrikass: yes, ban snow!
ghizmou: no, christmas eve
Bearudite: you can always put on more clothes, but there is a hard limit on how naked you can get
Orxolon: 24 and 25
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
lochnessseammonster:
you gotta come to ontario ben 
KWardJenx: Do NOT take Fall from me, Adam!
0x6772: Skating, more days!
Orxolon: give em both
PhuzNutz: Can we have more snow in Minneapolis??? Please?
DeM0nFiRe:

loufghyslaufey: Just observe the YULE, BEN
Bearudite: go to the indoor rink
BrowneePointz: Snow Melt is incredibly important for water cycle and agriculture
GasCityGaming: That's just winter in Medicine Hat my guy.
Simriel: Actually Scotland is Okay right now weather wise. It's Mild
likelyDangerous: the snow falls Christmas eve night and melts within 48 hrs
loufghyslaufey: It's all month long!!
DaFhaye: That's a lot of snow for one day and melt the next
saucemaster5000: who gave adam the goddamn infinity gauntlet???
MirrorDisco: if it doesn’t get cold - then I can’t wear all the things I knit 🧶
GasCityGaming: Foot of snow then 13 the next day
rustywir3s: gottem
ExtraWubs: in wisconsin 3/5 last chrismases had like not snow
Mr_Horrible: "okay, here's a puddlejumper"
MrSarkhan: Please make it cold. I'm tired of triple digit weather and 80-90% humidity.
vinewood_og: Leg room?
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo nice
e_bloc: goddamn
rustywir3s: dang
Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMN
Orxolon: acyually the djinn would make the plane crash
e_bloc: living the dream
ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 hows thats finger
Anubis169: I got a free upgrade to Business Class on the way to LRRCon 2014, Iceland air had a pilot strike and i got shifted onto BA
tycoonbosh: I'm getting that first class business in a week. I picked my meal, I'm sure nothing bad will happen. Pray for me chat.
vinewood_og: Pinned in like cattle
NotCainNorAbel: why do you think they upgrade people?
saucemaster5000: @ExtraWubs hurts more now, will heal
empyreon:
now you gotta slum it with us plebs 
loufghyslaufey: Wait. How'd they Up your grades in the first place again?
Mr_Horrible: don't resent that it's gone, Ben, love that it happened
darkcyril: @tycoonbosh Steak or fish?
tycoonbosh: @darkcyril Short rib
RealGamerCow: I had Business Class from Japan to Chicago, best flying experience ever
Anubis169: LOL
ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 I could have done it for free smh
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Dog_of_Myth:

vinewood_og: Benny Zayn guilt
saucemaster5000: @ExtraWubs Bison player privilege
RealGamerCow: I also sat middle seat from Atlanta to Japan, so I feel I earned it
loufghyslaufey: Trading Post on a plane... (coughing)
ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 save it for oki tomorrow smh
saucemaster5000: (I also play bison)
Mr_Horrible: just a whole-ass chicken
TehAmelie:
you people can afford to take airplanes? 
Anubis169: WHAT!?
Despoiler98: hahahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: oh god
DeM0nFiRe:

empyreon:

IanAllenBird: lmaooo
MrSarkhan:

Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
saucemaster5000: FLMAO
underhill33:

MacbethSeemsSus:

Despoiler98: this is the FIRST FOOD
0x6772: clip that shit
ghyllnox:

lochnessseammonster:

Diabore: I GET MORE???
Kramburger:

Jensling:

Manitu_25: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: "Can you tell I've not been here before?"
ContingentCat: awwwww
KyeMonster: lmao
saucemaster5000: DAMB
vinewood_og: Self reported poor
tycoonbosh: "Oh, you don't belong here" in a gesture.
Kramburger: "Oh you sweet baby"
Spades_Slicc: You had first food, but what about second food
vinewood_og: Would be me
IsaTheEngie: "Ah. You must be the upgrade."
Simriel: Outed yourself as An Poor
Anubis169: yo
neisan2112: But also, they didn't say anything about that you were getting fish?
lochnessseammonster:

PhuzNutz: God, would you and folks like you sit next me more often
betweenmyself: this is the first course of TWELVE, you sad *poor* you.
Anubis169: In business class they couldn't stop offering me free wine
Mr_Horrible: okay but I will say, alcy on planes is mad overrated
Anubis169: i'm like "Is there overstock or what?"
e_bloc: that's big 'holding up 3 fingers' in inglorious basterds energy
kaijubrian: I flew business class to Japan this year and almost couldn't eat all the food they gave me
neisan2112: I've never been on a plane that even HAD first class.
PhuzNutz: Wanna be on the road for work half your life?
tycoonbosh: God, when I get to Boston I better not remember it.
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vinewood_og: Meanwhile in coach, you either brought a snack or you can eat the skymall catalog.
KWardJenx: I'm not even allowed to walk through first class. Load me on with the pets and luggage
MacbethSeemsSus: "Can I see my friend?"....."He says no"
Anubis169: my upgrade only happened because my seat screen was broken
saucemaster5000: they pick people based on WOW classes
PhuzNutz: Book early an get first upgrades
Anubis169: and it was a 14h flight
empyreon:
I've been on 5 flights in the past 2 weeks and on two of them I got none food and room temp water 
Dog_of_Myth:

RealGamerCow: yeah my ticket to Japan on business class was $6000.(I was not paying)
Juliamon: I was underage the one time I got to ride first class, I'm still mad about it
JessieImproved: My husband and I got bumped to 1st one time but it was on a short flight in a small plane, so basically just a really nice seat
Simriel: Legit.
Dog_of_Myth: HELL YEAH BEN
Thefluffiestguineapig: HELL YEAH
DeM0nFiRe: Lord of the Rings is a great choice
lochnessseammonster:

TehAmelie: i paid for a plane ticket once in my life. and come to think, i had to take a student loan for that
Manitu_25: HELL YEAH
saucemaster5000: Nah I'm with Ben
Simriel: Its 10 hours. Perfect LOTR watching time
vinewood_og: You got 9 or 10 hours to kill, that's a solid choice.
Mr_Horrible: watching "Ready Or Not" 7 times
mulligan2six: They didn't have Hackers?!
likelyDangerous: LOTR marathon is definitely the play
kaijubrian: I always pick movies I wouldn't otherwise watch
darkcyril: New Zealand, Adam! New Zealand!
Koshindan: Hackers
Driosenth: "bring me my friend, he is sitting with the other commoners"
SnackPak_: Hackers 3 times in a row
e_bloc: sae
Aenir798: Airplane!
PipeSmokingOwl: thats solid, story ive seen 10x times, takes teh whole flight and i can space out
e_bloc: saw
thatguysteve2709: The holiday
Sogheim: I've never been on a flight with more than one class of passenger.
JoeLowe2: Cats with James Cordon
Anubis169: hahahaha
MrSarkhan: Hell yeah!
DaFhaye: LOTR is good to sleep to at least
saucemaster5000: Adam's Watching "27 Dresses"
theevermist: Hackers
raulghoulia: narrfle the Garthak!
lochnessseammonster: last time i was on a plane i watched the fall guy and bullet train
BrowneePointz: Ben chose the Goated pick
Bearudite: adam would watch sucker punch 4 times
ThorSokar: If they had LotR, they probably had John Wick
rasterscan: That's four more times than most peole.
ContingentCat: I got to fly first class once, I stole the clutlery it's where I got my favouirte spoon
emboar2235: i remember i downloaded the witcher for a flight to college and forgot that there was a child behind me
Orxolon: lord of the rings
Simriel: Even better, its first class. And Coneheads on repeat
Manitu_25: adam would watch a "how to swim" tutorial
lochnessseammonster: with like a dip in the middle...
Simriel: I have never watched an in flight movie. I fall asleep on Every Flight
IsaTheEngie: 10 hours is audiobook territory for me
betweenmyself:
SHHHH! It’s at the part where Chris Farley picks up the daughter for the prom! 
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saucemaster5000: "put the tray up" "hang on it's almost over"
Kramburger: I'd assume it was a TV series
e_bloc: open coneheads. stop the flight attendant 'how do i put this movie on repeat?'
Darleysam: you see they're playing it on 2x speed to get the end before they leave
vinewood_og: Like a serial killer.
ContingentCat: oh yeah the dumbest trend
YawnLance: You absolutely talked about this on Let's Nope before
e_bloc: you guys have 100% talked abaout this before
Dog_of_Myth: God no
LightspeedSloth: Power Bottoming Simulator?
Anubis169: yeah they got into zen'ing the fuck out
otakubox0: omg I remember when that was a thing
Dog_of_Myth: I need something
saucemaster5000: good for them
Orxolon: i would sleep
vinewood_og: Check out the Dexter in 3G
GamerCat88: (tip toes back into chat)
Anubis169: and yes, it really is bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: And psychologists said this was a bad idea
PhuzNutz: Rawddawg, because life isn't hard enough or we don't have coping skills
josh___something: That's psychotic
RelwinEJ: This man didn't know micro plastics existed
kaijubrian: No, people would take one photo without headphones, then pretend they did the whole flight
dougma: good for the rest of the flight... I wish some people would do that
Kipstar: "can I change seats?"
TehAmelie: at least look out the window. i haven't got tired of watching the sky yet
Dog_of_Myth: Raw dog for sure
SnackPak_: coneheads for sure
mulligan2six: Raw dogging Coneheads for 10 hours
Koshindan: Conedogging it for 10 hours.
DaFhaye: I raw dog my first flight because I didn't know what to do and didn't bring anything
niccus: it's... probably not too much worse than driving for that long...
darkcyril:
@Koshindan 
Anubis169:
Watching Twilight as many times as it's possible to watch in a day? Looking at you Wiggins... 
Manitu_25: that turbo-autism
lochnessseammonster: respect
PhuzNutz: rawdawh over Coneheads all day. Fawk that noise
saucemaster5000: best plane experience was the guy next to me who saw me playing Tetris attack and said "I'm a game tester, lemme tell you how I'd try to break this game"
RealGamerCow: that's serial killer shit
e_bloc: all the way to before the credits
MacbethSeemsSus: Browses other movies. returns to Coneheads
wedge_x: I watched Gravity on a flight once and the reetry timed out with landing. A+
varmintx0: no, wait for the full hour of banter
Spades_Slicc: Oh yeah there's a game
Bearudite: holy hell
RatherLargeToad: I used to enjoy flights, but they have gotten progressively more miserable as the years have gone on. Worst case was the flight I had where someone was tuning their guitar behind me the whole flight
likelyDangerous: they plug in some USB and start watching in reverse
wedge_x: reentry*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a whole hour?
Bearudite: we are an hour in
e_bloc: next subathon is 147 hours of coneheads
gualdhar: <message deleted>did I miss who got shot? oh no
TehAmelie: you shook it too hard?
HasturTheYellow: My brain autocompleted Ben, I legit was thinking "Alright everybody that's stream for today"
josh___something: Our game portion of the Adam and Ben Podcast
TehAmelie: !updog
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Anubis169: right, game time!
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Toxxick: What if over the course of the flight, you realized everyone was watching Cone Heads
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gualdhar: <message deleted>WELL EXCUSE ME
ContingentCat: !uptime
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Dog_of_Myth:

Seth_Erickson: it was me btw Gualdhar
gualdhar: <message deleted>I wasn't an hour late! I was 10 minutes late!
DeM0nFiRe: Did I miss the going live screen?
Simriel:
I wonder if they ever play Video Games on this show 
Darleysam: wanna see someone get shot?
mulligan2six: Wait, could you please restart the stream? I missed the shooting.
rasterscan: I think that they thought it started a minute ago, not a minute and an hour ago.
SnackPak_: o7
vinewood_og: Gollum's falling into the lava, "Hey guys!"
lamina5432: o7
Darleysam: yeah there you go
Dog_of_Myth: o7
RatherLargeToad: What year is it!?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
public_key_reveal_party: Is people being shot the national anthem of let's Nope?
ContingentCat: o7
MWGNZ: o7
YawnLance: o7
vinewood_og: o7
dougma: it's too early to start the game
rosesmcgee:

darkcyril: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
DeM0nFiRe:

RealGamerCow: asking if they missed the lineups coming in the first intermission
korvys: o7
saucemaster5000:
@Seth_Erickson I was like "... damb" then they got you 
Anubis169: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
RelwinEJ: o7
JoeLowe2: o7
GamerCat88: welcome to the club gualdhar o7
Tetramina: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: *airhorn sounds*
public_key_reveal_party: o7
Darleysam: o7
josh___something: Ooh, bonus
empyreon: o7
ghyllnox: o7
spurius: o7
HasturTheYellow: o7
josh___something: o7
neisan2112: Thats #3 O7
dougma: o7
e_bloc: add his name to the Let's Nope memorial
shendaras:

Cosmonautilis24: o7
DaFhaye: Damn does that make 3?
Bearudite: o
rasterscan: What's the record for longest Let's Nope pre-podcast?
hamraffle: o7
LightspeedSloth: I missed the Loading and now they’re finishing the Run?
thatguysteve2709: Getting paid to strangle rats
GamerCat88: shake it like a ratshaker, shake it ratshaker
rustywir3s: Time to Shake! That! Rat!
Mr_Horrible: this one's honestly probably up there
MacbethSeemsSus: Control-esque title drop
Anubis169: LOL
e_bloc: appropos of nothing, ratfucker is a top tier put-down
crazycommie87: Shake shake!
SnackPak_: still good
DeM0nFiRe: a
GamerCat88: lol
CaptainSpam: aaaaaa
varmintx0: yep, still funny
calculated_uncertainties: Not today, but this one was a good one.
NightValien28: good shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it was 55 minutes?
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: auuUUUGH
rustywir3s: Aaaa
Seth_Erickson: it's good every time
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
Gigabyte_Dragon: Aaaaaaaa
Simriel: Poor rat
wedge_x: and scene
MacbethSeemsSus: 10/10
The_Color_Twelve: still a banger
Blip2004: turn it up
likelyDangerous: dang it, I just missed is this your card
KyeMonster: ah yes, the best part of this game
MrSarkhan:
This is going to be a long stream 
crazycommie87: Pfft
Bearudite: I thought I was ready
NightValien28: AAaaAA
dougma: this game
slamaham: got me
PhuzNutz: LULZ - even knew it was coming
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been looking forward to this
ContingentCat: aaAAaaaAAu
Bearudite: I wasn't
IanAllenBird: auauaauuau
JoeLowe2: hahaha
Mr_Horrible: it's gonna take them another hour to get past this
crazycommie87: What even is this? XD
quasi79fu: aahaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhh
ghizmou: wait, you're not ?
Anubis169: LOL
empyreon: AaaAAUuuUAAuu
bolas_life: sounds like hank hill
15__uwu__02: auuuaaauuaaa
lochnessseammonster:

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neisan2112: This is the 3rd playthough I've seen of this game, and its still funny HAHAha
SnackPak_: uncanny
e_bloc: congrats on the voice acting gig
rustywir3s: aaaaaaaaaaaa
quasi79fu: ahhhhhhhhhhh
hackingducks: it sounds like adam pretending to be hank hill
Thefluffiestguineapig: My sides hurt
JoeLowe2: nice falsetto
josh___something: XD
crazycommie87: lol
betweenmyself:
*get to the credits* Rat Voice by Sadam Avidan 
MAPBoardgames: Oh yeah! Shake it, baby!
wishiwassleeping: Sounds like distraught King of the Hill
TehAmelie: can you make em yell "we're here"?
MacbethSeemsSus: Just watched the most recent Folding Ideas....yeah there's a lot of bad voice acting
otakubox0: Lost Soul Aside?
itsr67: lost soul aside
wishiwassleeping: *Hank Hill
saucemaster5000: I saw a clip of the italian voice actresses for "minions" which was amazing
discolizardkay: O..O
crazycommie87: A lot of people in my work say I have a voice for radio
lochnessseammonster:

Despoiler98:
uh oh
Diabore: shake shake shake the rat
rustywir3s: shake the rat
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darkcyril: @crazycommie87 Better than a face for radio.
e_bloc: Ben's a pleasure dom
Bearudite: rsi
MacbethSeemsSus: *Roommate taps on door*: You alright in there?
GamerCat88: and thats why Adam is the top
BrowneePointz: oh that makes sense. that was one man’s dream project and i feel the release definitely feels like “yea i can see this took 10 years”
RealGamerCow: If you ever feel like you don't have enough talent to be an actor, watch literally anything with Gal Gadot in it
seepete:

GamerCat88: it was an honor o7
Koshindan: This game needs a wiimote mode.
seepete: Ratgoon
korvys: Ben, on the other hand, is all about following instructions, apparently
Gigabyte_Dragon: I love the fact you can hear the actor trying to keep it together while they're recording the rat's screams lmao
Seth_Erickson: I hope they check out the barn this time
Strebenherz: So I haven't seen this game before. What fever dream is this?
Anubis169: did you just turn the dpi up?
BrowneePointz: I never wanna see the words “rat goon” paired together ever again
crazycommie87: He sure did XD
crazycommie87: The question is: did it help?
e_bloc: is it me, or is there something vaguely sexual about this
Anubis169: christ...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Art, it was the third game they plaed two weeks ago when the main game turned out to be boring
Spades_Slicc: Surprisingly this is the least fucked up Bop-It
hackingducks: the sounds of this game are a horror alone
mulligan2six: @e_bloc It's not super vague...
discolizardkay: so this is the tutorial section
seepete: If its not from the geauxn region of france its just sparkling ratshaking
dougma: @e_bloc there is nothing vague about it
rustywir3s: Who up shaking they rat?
vinewood_og: Continuous. Enthusiastic. Consent.
Diabore: ben choking the rat on twitch
SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Boring" is putting it kindly
Mr_Horrible: okay I legit did think that one was adam for the first bit there
e_bloc: okay okay, I just didn't want to throw myself out there
vinewood_og: patreon dot com....
e_bloc: @SkylerRingtail the first one had AI acting, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @crazycommie87 Nope
hackingducks: definitely not safe for rats
RatherLargeToad: “Squeeze the rat. Do not stop”. good advice
ArdCollider: the first time I saw this was on GDQ and it was amazing
Strebenherz:
@Thefluffiestguineapig okay, thank you. I uhh.. I saw clips and I was wondering how much of the game was... This 
korvys: Have we played Clickholding?
silverthundr: Not Safe For Rodents.
SkylerRingtail: @e_bloc Yuuup. It was not a good game.
OastrToastr: Hey, quick question: what the fuck?
MacbethSeemsSus: Some college kid's probably written a 50-page philosophy paper on this intro.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz So much of it
discolizardkay: got past tutorial boss poggers
bleach_cocktail: love this game lol
NightValien28: is sin a registered architect?
SkylerRingtail: I had to abandon the stream before the boys did, the game was that bad
darkcyril: Built by Tidus's dad?!?
wishiwassleeping: Courage’s House
Strebenherz: I... I don't think I'm drunk enough for this
josh___something:
@OastrToastr I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory 
mulligan2six: Can we get a rendition of Snake Eater with Rat Shaker instead?
NotCainNorAbel: you broke the game once already
crazycommie87: I wonder where this place is supposed to be based off of?
Seth_Erickson: you did break the game once already
e_bloc: I want to see this on W+P and Talking sim
vinewood_og: Rat-Shaker!!!! Duh duh nuh nuh nuh
seepete: Why do I feel the sudden urge to repent?
darkcyril: @crazycommie87 That scene in Gladiator.
Strebenherz: oh god he's changing colors
e_bloc: christopher lee would know
neisan2112: @e_bloc It really is one that fits all 3 of the streams lol
crazycommie87: @darkcyril Holy crap you aren't wrong XD
seepete: I lost hope about 5 mins ago
Strebenherz: PFFFFT
RatherLargeToad: The rainbow connection?
wedge_x: check baby check baby one two three four
realbadatthis_: can you squeeze the rat and shake it?
crazycommie87: Oh good. Static
ArdCollider: check baby check baby one two three
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh right the flies are rats
crazycommie87: Umm...
discolizardkay: Gotta have that rat juice.
rustywir3s: mmmm, rat juice
SkylerRingtail: @ArdCollider But don't shake baby. Only shake rat.
darkcyril: @discolizardkay "Don't talk to me until I've had my rat juice."
rustywir3s: shake rat gentle like hamburger
HadesLeprechaun: it was at the end of a spooky hallway you opened
discolizardkay: xD
RealGamerCow: That a high quality Sony?
crazycommie87: It shouldn't be. Yet it is. wtf
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the line between horror and comedy writ large
PhuzNutz: <message deleted>This game is so Canadian, no rats in Alberta. Or so I've been told
e_bloc: do you think this is confusing in Alberta. maybe they think the rat is a fictional animal
bi0buster: I love that you can immediately diffuse all tension in this game by shaking the rat.
catcard: HEY
Bearudite: accurate
Welbog: Don't forget to reload
Mr_Horrible: *me, scrolling twitter* "He's right you know"
MacbethSeemsSus: Make the rat sing Tarzan Boy
lochnessseammonster: true
Dog_of_Myth:

68 raiders from sergeafterdark have joined!
rustywir3s: yeah that's fair
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
AdamLavadan: That poor rat boi
Anubis169: Welcome serge raiders!
Orxolon: do YOU deserve him?
SnackPak_: gettem Adam
crazycommie87: It's sunset out here
rustywir3s: gottem!
SkylerRingtail: Couldn't raid with one more person, huh?
gualdhar: you motherfuckers.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We try to tell Serge that, but he never listens.
PhuzNutz: <message deleted>Then ban me, bitch. I've got laundray to do d:
0x6772: It's dark out here on the US East coast.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
Toxxick: off by 1
hatboozeparty: Serge is a liar i guess
TheMerricat: It's dark out somewher.
RealGamerCow: it's after dark, therefore it's sunny
Welbog: Snerge
e_bloc: yeah it's 9 o'clock
Koshindan: It's Serge after dark, not Serge during dark.
Kipstar: it was dark yesterday
GamerCat88: so just reg Serg
joallthedogs:

MrSarkhan: It's dark on the east coast
wedge_x: it's dark in alberta eh
Mr_Horrible: TheTwilightSerge
crazycommie87: Serge is scared of the dark, hence why he is doing this before the dark
AdamLavadan: Its dark where I am
Goombill: It is not dark in Alberta
GasCityGaming: can confirm
e_bloc: no rats though
bi0buster: Is Sask not mordor?
Goombill: Unless you count no sun due to smoke
skrt_01: I'm in Edmonton, It is not dark here
AdamLavadan: Its always dark in our hearts 💕
TheAinMAP: Serge's sense of time has been different since he came back from Alberta.
Strebenherz: WHELP HE DEAD
Lazzared: naw manitoba is worse
ContingentCat: oh yeah how real is the no rats in alberta thing?
crazycommie87: Ahh!
SnackPak_: neat
seepete: batmaker ratshakre
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's different
HasturTheYellow: Rat dead?
neisan2112: Rat's dead
RatherLargeToad: rat got shanked
Seth_Erickson: you killed the rat
wedge_x: you broke your rat bro
Mr_Horrible: rat's dead, champ
mulligan2six: Become Rat King
bi0buster: Rat's dead, can't shake.
Gigabyte_Dragon:

rustywir3s: this is new
itsaysTRUENO: alexa play shake it off taylor swift
silverthundr: The Rat is Dead. You are Doomed.
crazycommie87: Oh. Your rat took a piece of TV to the neck
betweenmyself: ded
Welbog: Can't shake a dead rat
HasturTheYellow: Rat had a lance of glass in em
electra310: Broke the rat, sadge
Mr_Horrible: rat got some shrapnel to the throat
vinewood_og: So that;s how CRTs worked...
MacbethSeemsSus: You ratted too close to the sun
e_bloc: Here comes the ratshaker, murderer
neisan2112: I mean he did have a huge piece of glass thought its throat
rustywir3s: aaaaaaa
neisan2112: Fair
AdamLavadan: The premise of this game is wildly based
PixelsCatCafe: hes not little hes a perfect size
crazycommie87: Oh good
Bearudite: its the sudden cutoff that makes me laugh
MacbethSeemsSus: neat
Strebenherz: the sound quality is alarmingly good
Seth_Erickson: nah it's always funny to me
crazycommie87: Where do people come up with these ideas?
rustywir3s: ratsmary's baby
Seth_Erickson: it's the perfect game for Let's Nope I think
PixelsCatCafe: He sounds like adam from the last loading ready live lol
e_bloc: its the opposite of giving you a shotgun
Jadaris: @crazycommie87 drugs
HadesLeprechaun: this was the one
crazycommie87: @rustywir3s Christ XD
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silverthundr: I think you need more photo pieces to continue?
Orxolon: weeeeeelllll
crazycommie87: lol
HadesLeprechaun: god, the milk tho
NotCainNorAbel: so slippery
saucemaster5000: yeah it was more of an "eeeeergh"
silverthundr: Oh no you walked off nvm
e_bloc: now that was unmistakably erotic
Spades_Slicc: Oh it sounded so sexual
seepete: Um
lamina5432: we got a good emote out of it
deinonychus24: Even in context...
IanAllenBird: "out of context"
itsaysTRUENO: it looked like you released a gallon at once
PhlibbertyGib: "perfect"
realbadatthis_: sounds like bottom sounds
seepete: Bop it
NoxStryx: Second most homoerotic thing ya'll have ever done together
iPoding: Twist It
catcard: Adam if you make an ostensibly horny groan your sub notifier I will not mod your streams anymore I swear to god
Seth_Erickson: your rat is a glow stick now
seepete: Pull it
Bearudite: glowstick
DiscordianTokkan: Glowratstick
e_bloc: I think next time maybe gimmick the watermelon
vinewood_og: Bop it
Bearudite: multi purpose rat
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ItsThugDimmadome: Squeeze it, shake it, faster, stronger
itsr67: k
iPoding: Big Badaboom
Anubis169:

Mr_Horrible: hmm
BrowneePointz: the fact that Ben and Dan didn’t break is a testament to their mental fortitude
hackingducks: *Toasty*
crazycommie87: Now we are getting into the Eldritch horrors now
shendaras: maybe keep running?
rustywir3s: oops
bi0buster: Okay well.
bi0buster: Soup is not readyu.
niccus: 1% chance squeezing the rat makes the milk jug popping noise
werewolftuxedo: besides the friday nights episode it was the most homoerotic thing you guys have done
seepete: This is certainly one of the games of all time
BrowneePointz: and the fact Adam was able to break that stuff on two chairs reclined with no anchor leverage was INCREDIBLE
betweenmyself: Where is the earth shattering ka- oh, never mind.
iPoding: probably the best back crack that rat has ever had
crazycommie87: Wait. Is this the Dunwich Horror but with rats?
MacbethSeemsSus: The new bop-it game's weird
e_bloc: is this game woke
Orxolon: as soon as the rat becones a gun i'm outie
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, free sink pan
RealGamerCow: chunky
rosesmcgee: Blood on tap? what's the rent like in this mansion?
seepete: Twist it. Bop it. Cheez-It
Anubis169: is the censoring a stream option or is it like that normally?
Orxolon: rats ate their baby?
Xx_JAG_xX: ya shaking some rats sons??
Simriel: Maybe about Pregernate?
Welbog: I'm just gonna say this game is weird
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Bearudite: wait does he light up more if you shake him?
RealGamerCow: I like that the VHS tapes are pixellated
saucemaster5000: the two guys in the bottom right
Welbog: Usually games are grey, not red
crazycommie87: This seems like a perfectly normal work of art
e_bloc: I usually shake my rat on Thursday
HasturTheYellow: What's weird is you can't shake your rat more
Simriel: Okay if this game is actually about shaking babies I am gonna be kinda mad
likelyDangerous: this game is a first person quiznos ad
rosesmcgee: I'd be worried if my rat stopped making those sounds
Pteraspidomorphi: It's about average for a rat shaking game
werewolftuxedo: This whole game is just the nightmare Alberta thinks will happen if they let rats in
Bearudite: I think the giant man game G and Heather played yesterday was weirder
Pteraspidomorphi: (sample of 1)
crazycommie87: Well that just makes us weird
BrowneePointz: you know what? the yells sounds like fucking James, and it’s SENDING me
rustywir3s: I'm just here for the rat shaking
silverthundr: Your only method of interaction with the world is torturing a rat.
saucemaster5000: I'm always winning that's why I'm not onscreen
couchboyj: Traditionally in this genre, you choke a rubber chicken. Shaking a rat is quite avant-garde.
UltraVioletVodoo: this glowstick does not seem to be useful
NoxStryx: Yet another game where you walk around a spooky house shaking a rat. I wish game devs would learn from hollywood and get some original ideas
TheSpindash: I can leave anytime I want to. ...I just don't want to.
Anubis169:
lol, it's a glowstick
shake to brighten
rustywir3s: it's a ratastrophe
seepete: Did you remember to pack the mystery mousekatool?
Anubis169:
that's messed up 
DaFhaye: I'm having a good time. This is a good game to watch while I go through Firelands
Bearudite: like a glowstick
PixelsCatCafe: maybe you need to get a second rat
Juliamon: haven't you used a glowstick before
e_bloc: I've been here for more than one month, my understanding is I'm here forever
Juliamon: you gotta shake em
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc:
@Juliamon 
rosesmcgee: So truly a light made from flesh...
Welbog: Can you squeeze and shake at the same time?
saucemaster5000: damn, dated a guy with a rat so big I needed two hands
HadesLeprechaun: you have been given two methods of game interaction, makes sense that you'd have to do one or the other
LPS_97: hey, just came back. We're in Silent Hill, I see
MacbethSeemsSus: Won't lie, this was hard to explain when the gf walked in
PixelsCatCafe: Maybe twist the nose to turn up the brightness
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he says that every time you have something to interact with
Anubis169:

rustywir3s: not enough rat juice for the radio
Bearudite: ok you were right to shake him
Mr_Horrible: no, I dd
gualdhar:

likelyDangerous: can this game be considered a first person rendition of the quiznos commercial
Mr_Horrible: thank you for asking
saucemaster5000: nah it was horrib-yup
electra310: We need a more powerful rat
gualdhar: I've been back, jerks
lamina5432: are you trying to rat ben out?
Seth_Erickson: you did I think
Bearudite: been trying to reach us
catcard: hi bear, hi mr horrible!
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Damn you! I had finger surgery today I can't type as fast
Bearudite: about extended warrenty
NoxStryx: This script is punderful
SnackPak_: I can't believe Ben timed out 3 people tonight
Shurtal: Unit, Absolute
Anubis169:
get well soon saucemaster5000 
catcard: @saucemaster5000 oh gosh I hope you recover quickly
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 oh jeez, was that for the injury?
gualdhar: This is guilt by association, Ben is enabling you
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Mr_Horrible:
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Anubis169: thank you!
Bearudite: soon sauce we can play some 3S
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wedge_x: end of your rat
circusofkirkus: Ben doesn't give a rat's ass about us
itsaysTRUENO: there we go
TehAmelie: hehe
MacbethSeemsSus: *cough*
thatguysteve2709: Fuck
Spades_Slicc: Boo
catcard:

seepete: gifties as a sign of my g-rat-itude for this stream
itsaysTRUENO: points on the board
Manitu_25: good joke streamer
MrSarkhan:

silverthundr: Boo!
NoxStryx: Playing Pokemon TCG will do that to a man
GasCityGaming:
it's a RAT! 
Dog_of_Myth: Boooo
saucemaster5000: yeah they had to "rebreak" the finger cause it was healing wrong
lamina5432: good pun
Thefluffiestguineapig: cough
itsaysTRUENO: hostile work environment
LightspeedSloth: are the bans part of the stream KPI’s?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 fuck, dude, hope it recovers fast, that honks
ghyllnox: lrrSPOOP
PhuzNutz: I asked for it and the Mods were Johnny-on-the-spot. So really only three
Thefluffiestguineapig: That laugh specifically sounds like Ben
werewolftuxedo: Well Live is now the third gayest thing
itsaysTRUENO: damn
AdamLavadan: Adam wouldn't dare
lamina5432: lol
hackingducks: ben is timed out
saucemaster5000: LET'S GO BEN
lochnessseammonster:

vinewood_og: Le sigh
barbmitzvah: Adam is going to time out Ben soon
rustywir3s: I was gonna make that pun!!
e_bloc: Ben is enabling
Mr_Horrible: Adam googling "Can I time out my own account?"
BrowneePointz: these jokes are like a Black Plague
Bearudite: ok chat don't rat us out
vinewood_og: No that's every fourth tuesday
silverthundr: Waow.
gualdhar: Ban Nicole, that'll show Ben
rustywir3s: Now I'm cheesed off
Strebenherz: What's a mouse's favourite game? Hide and squeak
hamraffle: Adam timing out people is a real claws for alarm
itsr67: aaaa
DeadlyPaws: What does shaking the rat tell you?
TehAmelie: we're like a rat in a maze huh
spo8n: Ben shaking his rat on stream used to be adult content.
Mr_Horrible: almost like you're some kind of rodent in a maze-like structure
silverthundr: Did the radio do anything?
mistborn_wit: You can't ban all of us
theevermist: You roden't
Anubis169: DeadlyPaws: something operatic
Earthenone: !findquote maze
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NoxStryx: Despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a maze
BrowneePointz: anyways of course Ben doesn’t play mice. that’s why we’re playing RAT shaker
Bearudite: meesa needs the pieca
DeadlyPaws: Perfection
Sogheim: I think this game is more art than I'm used to.
itsr67: dickhead!
e_bloc: there will be no peace, as long as the rat is shooken
Darleysam: I see you baby, shakin' that rat
AdamLavadan: This is rat-ically changing my perspective of game design
wedge_x: I see you baby. shaking that rat. shakin that rat.
TehAmelie: yet, you have to shake the mouse to shake the rat
saucemaster5000: why is adam saying "ticket"
seepete: Textures straight out of og doom
itsaysTRUENO: what if adult swim infomercials were a game
MacbethSeemsSus: Radio?
Seth_Erickson: I don't remember exactly what triggers the hand holding out the photo
DeadlyPaws: @itsaysTRUENO omg that takes me back
Anubis169: Did we turn the radio off when it should be on?
Pywodwagon: Unedited Footage of a Bear
mistborn_wit: Have you tried asking the rat
saucemaster5000: did you have indoor plumbing?
LightspeedSloth: Too many rats
PhuzNutz: not missing much
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rosesmcgee: you had adult swim, you didn't have cable
seepete: Unedited Footage of a Bear was a masterpiece
rustywir3s: lmaooo
saucemaster5000: holy shit. based
vinewood_og: Damp Tween Starving Team
lamina5432: you aren't missing much by not seeing them
GasCityGaming: Flin Flon has above ground plumbing, technically MAnitoba though.
itmightbemikey: Did you have outdoor plumbing too?
Seth_Erickson: I think you turning it on and off
e_bloc: I saw the ATHF movie after a dentist appointment, full of vicodin. it was a trip
Simriel: Venture bros was great tbh
BrowneePointz: ATHF is way, WAY older than i thought
PipeSmokingOwl: wait he has never seen Aqua Teen? Did you know the cube guns in Duck Game are a reference?
Anubis169: I never saw Venture Bros
vinewood_og: Go team Venture!
Bearudite: its A+
Mr_Horrible: it's good, I'd say
PhuzNutz: @itmightbemikey That's a hole with a shed over...
BrowneePointz: it builds and builds on itself
raulghoulia: pay no attention to...The Nozzle
HadesLeprechaun: it's extremely good
SnackPak_: some of the earlier episodes are rough, but it got better
BrowneePointz: it’s real good
Bearudite: some has aged not great
itmightbemikey: Can you shake and squeeze at the same time? For better noises?
Simriel: Basically yeah, it never gets bad. Some episodes are higher or lower quality
omdorastrix: This was buried on my second monitor and I just unmuted - and I was sure it was Ben that was moaning for a second.
BrowneePointz: they got a final season and a movie iirc?
Simriel: It got a finale movie
lamina5432: hmmm feel like castlevania would be a good choice to watch
MrSarkhan: I watched a decent amount of the earlier seasons and it was great.
niccus: have you watched Jonny Quest?
Simriel: I swab castlevania and venture bros are like... entirely different Vibes
Mr_Horrible: I've already lasted 33 years, Adam
silverthundr: Did the rat's voice just change?
RealGamerCow: Jail or Prison?
HadesLeprechaun: white collar prison is very different from...not that
e_bloc: last year I couldn't drive for 3 months. the first thing I learned was I would not last a week in prison
Mr_Horrible:

PhuzNutz: It's kinda real, but it's not accurate
itsaysTRUENO: computer, add banned term "good prison boy"
Simriel: Castlevania is well made and dramatic. Venture bros is a parody of pulp adventure and super heroes in the best way possible
crazycommie87: I don't think I would last in either. Makes me scared as a minority in this state and country
Mr_Horrible: oh no, the bit's become rote now. Quick, find a way to spice it up!
lochnessseammonster:
@Mr_Horrible you're only 33? 
Mr_Horrible: yeah the joke was life is a prison
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Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster ayup
rustywir3s: you still shake a rat in a cage
Transmuted_Elf: this maze reminds me of that brick screen saver
Mr_Horrible: yes, that's why it's a joke
IanAllenBird: raturn eating his son
Bearudite: its a Highway
Seth_Erickson: Saturn eating his sun yeah
Simriel: Wait, is this rat meant to be a male rat?
niccus: life is a prison, the world is a vampire
e_bloc: bring me pictures of rat man!
SkylerRingtail: Can't spell Saturn without rat
Simriel: Where is his Massive Nutsack
Mr_Horrible: cheesus
TehAmelie: did Art Spiegelman make this?
theevermist: is there a mous-a-lisa?
lochnessseammonster:
@Mr_Horrible hope you have a better year than jesus 
Welbog: The real prison was the rats we squeezed along the way
Simriel: Male rats have fuckin huge nuts compared to their bodies
rosesmcgee: gotta put some respect on that sack
saucemaster5000: Life is a beautiul place with a wheel you can run on, a corner to poop, and occasionally you get fresh hay and a bowl of pellets!
ghyllnox: Do you need to learn about rat nuts today
Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster yeah, I've got a doorknob on my cave and everything. Easy mode.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering the amount of cooperation that came from protests for PPE during covid in prisons and things, there's more cooperation than in media but it's also brutal
NimrodXIV: as a former rat owner, can confirm
crazycommie87: Oh good
LPS_97: this is some P.T. shit
Welbog: oh kay
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh rat testicles are enormous
Anubis169: this house seems very non-euclidean
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 okay real talk I want one of those water bottle things with the metal ball stopper though
Bearudite: male rats have BIG ole nuts yes
rustywir3s: I'm questioning his veratcity
Seth_Erickson:
forgot about that jump scare 
tdfox12: hi alll
Simriel: Male rats have just u reasonably large nuts for their tiny bodies
hamraffle: Is this like if Silent Hill didn't have fog but getting lectured by a rat?
crazycommie87: And suddenly Condemned
e_bloc: you have to beat the game once to get the giant scrotum cosmetic
Simriel: Its mildly hilarious?
Strebenherz: clearly they're screaming cus someone stole their tanutties
MacbethSeemsSus: Art?
Kipstar: oh ... art
seepete: You may have any number of copies of ratshaker in your steam deck
rustywir3s: Rat onna stick!
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible But.. if you pushed it it'd jus like splash your whole face!... mayb we are thinking in different scales
30teracyte: if you didn't want to get led here, you shouldn't have done all those iniquities
neisan2112: They were eatin
tdfox12: lol
Welbog: This is a pretty good SCP game guy
crazycommie87: Wow. Now we are definitely getting into art with a good bit of Condemned: Criminal Origins
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I'm weirdly not mad about this
Bearudite: what about the wild wild west one
rustywir3s: Ratdioactive
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 sized relative the same way, about mouth size, and you just sorta jostle it and lap
Strebenherz: whelp
DeadlyPaws: ohno
e_bloc: I can only ever think of the neil c. arrangement of wild wild west
LostThePirate: Whoops
vinewood_og: More like Stuart Brittle
Mr_Horrible: ironic that he says "Stop running" when you need to run away from the explosion
crazycommie87: Everyone wants to talk to Ben
Bearudite: @e_bloc truuuuu
LPS_97: Nicole's mom again?
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Mr_Horrible: Ben getting DMs like "YOU SHAKIN RAT RN???"
saucemaster5000: @Bearudite okay completely unrelated, listened to that song again today... holy shit those rhymes are SO hilariously weak
itsaysTRUENO: which movie has vampires transforming into a red mist to move around
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seepete: We did a murder
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is the entire house full of gas? Is that why we are seeing all this?
Seth_Erickson: I think it's catching the door?
Mr_Horrible: surely we couldn't have, we're so full of whimsy!
Simriel: I need to watch John Wick again I guess...
e_bloc: did we stay at large or did someone rat us out
LPS_97: human meat salesman perhaps
rosesmcgee: Who's we? I was right here the whole time. With the rat.
IanAllenBird: is it the door from afar
vinewood_og: The owner of this house definitely watched coneheads five times on a flight.
HadesLeprechaun: I think it's the door
TehAmelie: are you saying we made the house made by sin?
seepete: Maybe we killed her with kindness?
crazycommie87: @seepete and rats
seepete: Kindness and rats, a potent combo
Anubis169: lol
Bearudite: who up shakin their rat
termi385: why... are we shaking this rat?
itsaysTRUENO: i feel like this game is constantly daring you to take it seriously
Mr_Horrible: I like the different little screams thrown in
Strebenherz: can you kill the rat if you choke for too long?
Strebenherz: @itsaysTRUENO accurate
tdfox12: ben with an rat weapon. be aware of the danger
Gaelan_Maestro: i think you ATE alot of people
NimrodXIV: aa
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we ratted someone out
Simriel: Okay if a wizard put a RAT in a jar, would you shake it Adam?
silverthundr: @termi385 It's the only way we have to interact with the world.
MacbethSeemsSus: Who in LRR is most like the rat
Simriel: Aa
Welbog: Play that funky music
Bearudite: stop edging the rat
seepete: I mean, Beej might as well have voiced the rat
Strebenherz: imagine a piano, but it's just rat choking noises
AdamLavadan: @Simriel Maybe once just to see what happens
crazycommie87:

NotCainNorAbel: clearly they are more afraid of you
crazycommie87: Pfft
Bruceski: @Strebenherz Muppets did that gag.
TheSpindash: Also, Paul knows all your sins.
saucemaster5000: We all know that one
MacbethSeemsSus: Especially that time
Thefluffiestguineapig: He does see all
darkcyril: *Especially* that one time
Gaelan_Maestro: paul knows all
Simriel: Paul can see through blankets, unlike God
RatherLargeToad: He’s behind you right now
Spades_Slicc: Paul knows that you let Ben pull the entire flotilla by himself
smertmonkey: he knows that you sleep with socks on
thatguysteve2709: Paul knows you picked warrior again in poe2
IanAllenBird: does not know when you've been good though
tdfox12: that rat sound naughty
saucemaster5000: you literally told all of chat what you and a friend do under the covers, and why James was mad
silenceaux: a bad rat, or 'brat'
Bearudite: he knows about the ortolan
SnackPak_: we know
TehAmelie: Paul is the one who checks all the Magic cards you use on streams before the stream
vinewood_og: Yeah, what about it?
LPS_97: that guy got Will E. Coyote'd
lochnessseammonster:

PhuzNutz: Nicole on the horn? Pun intended?
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
raulghoulia: inner tube floaties
Mr_Horrible: he looked like Axle from Twisted Metal
lamina5432: did he get a swan tube?
rosesmcgee: Did he swim or was he tall enough to stand on the bottom and just made swimming motions with his arms?
saucemaster5000: it's okay buddy, we'll get you in the wave pool next season
vinewood_og: Bottom walkers of the world unite!
Simriel: I now want to edit a clip of Adam that just says 'I. Can't. Swim' but its like the clip of Homer talking about the Sweet Can
Boon_33: Paul says he dismantled it, but do you really think he de-weaponized the ball kicking robot?
SnackPak_: lol
silverthundr: Probably another generator?
TehAmelie: Mr Grim for life
Mr_Horrible: Adam "Surely A Swimmer" Savidan
seepete: Soylent green, its peo... rats, its rats
e_bloc: you got Adam all shaken up
smertmonkey: we need proof
Anubis169: I used to do the standing + swimming-with-arms thing until I figured out how to swim properly
crazycommie87: Turn your TV off. It rots your brain XD
couchboyj: Its OK, we know you can swim, Champ
Mr_Horrible: the globbayules
Seth_Erickson: they also look like meatballs
Mr_Horrible: "Augh"
rustywir3s: ugh, hate when my globules just float like that
IanAllenBird: kmjnikmj
crazycommie87: Perfectly timed XD
theevermist: Look, we need to stop making fun of the prairie boy for not knowing how to swim, he probably never saw water until his 20s
DainBread: Yessss Ratshaker!
silverthundr: Aaah!
Strebenherz: shake your rat to open the hole?
Mr_Horrible: meat corridor
rosesmcgee: my orifice
itsaysTRUENO: Through The Orifice
lamina5432: what are we naruto
Boon_33: a hole
Bearudite: not sure I like the meat cloaca
crazycommie87: Grody
TheSpindash: Man, I love a good Ratroidvania
HasturTheYellow: Walliffice
seepete: wall va-whatnow?
rustywir3s: why
Strebenherz: shake and squeeze the rat to open the meat door
betweenmyself: sometimes ya gotta dilate them openings
itsaysTRUENO: that's what good door sounds like
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Shake the rat to open the orifice" is definitely something that should go into either advice or bad advice and I don't know which
Strebenherz: bad advice i think
BrowneePointz: So Adam, are you ready to get Potemkin’d in 2XKO by Blitzcrank?
rustywir3s: He said stop!
seepete: I hate when it burns after you enter the wall vagina
Strebenherz: it's technically correct advice but in the worst ways
IanAllenBird: !badadvice
LRRbot: Oil your manual.
Mr_Horrible: they gave him a spidey swing
Mr_Horrible: it's fucked
BrowneePointz: pot with Spidey Swing ye
raulghoulia: League of Legends dating sim when?
saucemaster5000: he goes "weee" when he does a spidey swing, SO sold
Seth_Erickson:

Anubis169: so like normal LoL
bi0buster: I am here for one thing and that's BIG DAMAGE
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's funny
Bearudite: ok
rustywir3s: lmaooo
SnackPak_:

Manitu_25: +2
lochnessseammonster:

BrowneePointz: +2
Bearudite: 10%
neisan2112: +2
silverthundr: +2
Anubis169: what are those weird pebble thingies
hamraffle: good joke streamer
itsaysTRUENO: jerma
Anubis169: it's a jerma youtuber thing
saucemaster5000: 10% is +2 can translate
niccus: Sims +social indicator
Mr_Horrible: it means "was funny did laugh"
Seth_Erickson: I know it because of Northernlion
BrowneePointz: Sims i think
Bearudite: why 10% funny man?
emboar2235: saw the toot, good toot
Xx_JAG_xX: would yo rather -1??
itsaysTRUENO: it was from a video event where good jokes and bad jokes would add/remove time
rustywir3s: shake shake shake senora, shake your bodyrat
josh___something: I know it from NL, and I think Sajam
Mr_Horrible: I think it was from the bit when he was a living Sim for like 12 hours or soemthing
itsr67: +2 is from jerma
Anubis169: i don't watch him either, but i'm around enough people that i can't avoid it
Manitu_25: wheeler chat does it, i just absorbed it lol
BrowneePointz: jerma has good bits
BrowneePointz: he can be a bit much, but definitely a funny dude
betweenmyself: Adam checked out Act IV of PoE2 yet?
Mr_Horrible: he seems like a good fella, just a little too chaotic on the streams for my taste
Mr_Horrible: esp with a chat that big
LPS_97: michael it's your bday today
josh___something: This is such a deeply weird game
Makrosian_Tay: This game NASTY
vinewood_og: Trapped in the wallussy
itsaysTRUENO: rats rats we are the rats
Mr_Horrible: wild that we have to tag this stream with unbirthing now
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if there's a "2 hours of silence broken up by ratshaking" compilation
Ferisar: what the hell is this
BrowneePointz: chat pls, it’s a Doorifice
Seth_Erickson: @MacbethSeemsSus that would be great
Makrosian_Tay: @macbethseemssus holy crap there SHOULD be!
maxlethebeast: Rat movie has like a 9 on imdb.
seepete: Doorifice +2
josh___something: I like the intermittent rat shaking noise
silverthundr: Is this the rat that makes all of the rules?
Anubis169:
💨
Dog_of_Myth:

Ferisar: why is rat scream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ferisar Ratshaker! Starts out on the end of comedy and then transitions way over into horror
HasturTheYellow: Those are some good fiber level hotdogs
Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar world
Ferisar: lmao
Anubis169: you would too
Mr_Horrible: society
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ferisar Because
silverthundr: and the sink full of ketchup.
Welbog: Because shook
TehAmelie: the rat is rattled
Strebenherz: goddamit i'm trying to paint and i keep busting up laughing listening to this
Ferisar: gl
e_bloc: this is the equivalent of being put in a clothes dryer
Transmuted_Elf: i scream, you scream we all scream.....
Ferisar: im a lil uhhhh large
Orxolon: ggggrrrr
Spades_Slicc: I'd pay money for Adam to shake and choke me
Ferisar: as the kids say
Strebenherz: model painting
Mr_Horrible: "You must apprehend me first, Streamer"
Anubis169: keep it classy
TheSpindash: You know, at the beginning, the rat suggested the shape of the house would be unfamiliar. And at first, I was skeptical, but I do believe the assessment was valid.
Bearudite: don't make it weird you lil goblins
BrowneePointz: Rat Fact! Did you know they’re called “The Heartbreaker Pet” because they are one of the absolute sweetest fur-children you can ever have but unfortunately biology has hard locked them about a 2 year lifespan
silverthundr: It's detecting the doorifice behind you, I think.
e_bloc: take the horniness down one level
Mr_Horrible: okay but what about Adam spinning me around like one of those sign-spinners?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother I don't need more joint issues, plus I weigh 124lbs and am 5'0"
Welbog: Until exactly now, this was a normal house.
GasCityGaming: New terramorphic expanse (as in named differently) dropped in the spidey set reveals.
Bearudite: damn this is RSI the game
LPS_97: it has like 7 basement levels
e_bloc: no
Anubis169: Delaware builds with meat offcuts apparently
niccus: i am now del-aware
DaFhaye: Nah this house seems pretty standard
Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite this is actually how we stealth-intro Ben to PoE
itmightbemikey: Ohio
e_bloc: there is nothing in Delaware
MacbethSeemsSus: Clearly New Jersey. With all the blood
itsaysTRUENO: computer, set re-birthing metaphor to maximum
DainBread: It's just a LITTLE bloody.
SymphonySolstice: I missed the start why are we shaking a rat?
UltraVioletVodoo: delewar has always seemed like a serial killer state
Welbog: No, I'm from Toronto. I can't afford a house this nice here.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LPS_97 Yes, the multiple basements are what makes this weird
rustywir3s: it's called fashion
Mr_Horrible: this is just the end of Final Prayer
TheSpindash: Personally, I keep all the viscera in the attic.
e_bloc: probably 10 varieties of trailers
seepete: It's the sequel to Earthbound
Loa_Ayizan: I hope the rat lives in the end
RealGamerCow: It's gotta be sticky in there
Mr_Horrible: you know it smell crazy in there
Bearudite: this game sure contains themes
Scy_Anide: There's so much jam
NotCainNorAbel: running a generator in an enclosed area like that isn't safe
UltraVioletVodoo: this game has escalated very quickly
Anubis169: Just be glad we don't have smellovision
DaFhaye: If I was the rat I don't know if I would want to be alive in the end
Seth_Erickson: Oh Ben have you heard of the game Luto?
GamerCat88: well i came back at a great time lol
Mr_Horrible: Luto is cool but some of those puzzles are *extremely* esoteric
Bearudite: Ludo Friend
Mr_Horrible: "Was the rat there?"
Ferisar: any birthmoders in the chat
seepete: Real birth has more rats
quasi79fu: has loadingredyrun played the midnight walk game?
Ferisar: kidmaxxers
Seth_Erickson: it's another horror game that released I think semi recently that I think is great, very different from this game to be clear
rustywir3s: I haven't given birth but I have passed a kidney stone
Orxolon: happy hamburga day!
NotCainNorAbel: my HMO doesn't pay for the rat
Makrosian_Tay: That might be one of the most out of pocket things I've heard all month
GasCityGaming: that's uh... that's something else Adam
theambivalentagender: I think you should be asking the people who have been birthed
Anubis169: LOL
SquareDotCube: Ludo is better known as Sorry! in North America
Simriel: I have been told shaking a rat is a big part of the process
e_bloc: I watched my ex give birth, that's probably close enough
LPS_97: mark hamill?
meagremania: Pretty sure I made similar noises
MacbethSeemsSus: Mr Rat? You're scaring me!
Basic_Human_Decency: why does it sound like your jerkin a guy off when you shake the rat?
HasturTheYellow: The nurse
BrowneePointz: Luto not ludo chat
Manitu_25: lol
hackingducks: *bah-dum-tiss*
Seth_Erickson: damn went out like elvis
Bearudite: shitters full
NotCainNorAbel: shouldn't push so hard
MacbethSeemsSus: We've all had those days
LPS_97: me on a saturday
Mr_Horrible: it's those damn enchiladas
kevenwith2es: @seepete Thanks for the gift sub, if you're still around!
silenceaux: might not be named yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP that person's butt
Transmuted_Elf: taco bell not even once
itsaysTRUENO: frame perfect dodge on the exploding flesh toilet
Simriel: Shitters full
DaFhaye: Congrats to them
BrowneePointz: root beer and chili dogs, not even once
rustywir3s: Raturday
Anubis169: Taco Bell night
seepete: @kevenwith2es my pleasure!
rustywir3s: Gottem
underhill33: beer shits are no joke
MerlinYesReally: Cursed
DaFhaye: Hope your friends kid roles good stats
MacbethSeemsSus: They save it up for Saturdays
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rustywir3s: One day I will watch this stream and pooping won't be mentioned
Bearudite: generational wealth!
Welbog: Have A House is a good feat
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah what
Bearudite: good luck
Dog_of_Myth: But it's not this day
ghizmou: not today
Mr_Horrible: I don't think that's true, actually
seepete: the musak is on point
e_bloc: good fucking luck
DainBread:
@rustywir3s ...seems unlikely, but don't give up hope. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Literal elevator music
itsaysTRUENO: royalty free elevator music hell yeah
rustywir3s: hahahaha
Mr_Horrible:

rustywir3s: I've been wrong before
ghizmou: less than you'd think
Seth_Erickson:

Larkonus: Always remember to shake the rat as you descend into hell.
LPS_97: shake that rat for me, shake that rat for me
e_bloc: this is where i learned Ben spends half his life sitting on a toilet watching Instagram reels, so I don't know about that
Orxolon: while pooping
electra310: Children's hospital color theory
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not sure
Mr_Horrible: stop slamming the doors, honey, you're scaring the rats
Transmuted_Elf: she died giving birth?
rustywir3s: No gods no waifus
lochnessseammonster: and your baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely am wondering if we ratted smomeone out
Welbog: Vegan taxidermy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Extremely
seepete: killed our waifu and now we're left jorking our rat
MacbethSeemsSus: Asking for a friend, obviously
Orxolon: but the poooop
Mr_Horrible: the new GDT movie is actually about Ben
hamraffle: I wonder if you're being tailed?
Bearudite: take me to church?
Spades_Slicc: If taxidermy humans is illegal than explain mummies
catcard: CAN you even taxidermy humans? I feel like we're too complex
DainBread: Well, there goes MY Saturday... guess I'll just have to go with plan B, giant poop.
NotCainNorAbel: they are not weird\!
Orxolon: where does it fit +__
LPS_97: it took us to church
josh___something: "our" house
Orxolon: ?
Gaelan_Maestro: hate ta break it too you but humans are animals
UltraVioletVodoo: Chouch
rustywir3s: losing my ratligion
electra310: That old time ratligion
Blip2004: altering corpses is generally illegal even if the person agreed to it
SmithKurosaki:
@DainBread Is that why you didnt wanna come down? 
Seth_Erickson:

Mr_Horrible: line read of all time
itsaysTRUENO: did someone add that Adam quote to the database
josh___something: excuse
Nigouki: jesus fucking chritst
seepete: here comes the wife shaker word up
DainBread: @SmithKurosaki ...dang, you weren't supposed to find out like this.
Mr_Horrible: hey honey
catcard: scawy
UltraVioletVodoo: hey honey
IanAllenBird: always appreciate when a game just says what's going on
Manitu_25: roll credits
Seth_Erickson: it's the best horror game for your money
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
josh___something: now we're soup!
DaFhaye: She seems fine
lochnessseammonster: wife shake you
Gaelan_Maestro: ow
betweenmyself: ouch
e_bloc: ok
itsaysTRUENO: are ya winnin son?
Makrosian_Tay: Happy for them
GhostValv:

rustywir3s: shook
Welbog: Are you winning, son?
Bearudite: was the entire pay off a PNG
SmithKurosaki: @DainBread heh
Transmuted_Elf: laUGHING MY ASS OFF, THE SCTREAM CRASHED FOR ME JUST AT THE JUMPSCARE
catcard:

SnackPak_: gg
MrSarkhan: Art
Mr_Horrible: probably
DainBread: Good job, ya done shook a rat!
Dog_of_Myth:

Anubis169: That was short
Boon_33:

shendaras:

Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was good!
catcard: gg
itsaysTRUENO: abortion is healthcare
SmithKurosaki: You done shook your rat
Basic_Human_Decency: theres gonna be some weird r34 of this
Seth_Erickson: well worth the 3 dollars though right
ghyllnox: So, got another waffle in ya?
betweenmyself: if we don’t get a song from the rat I will be sad
saucemaster5000: yeh I actually watched the game for once
Orxolon: coclusions?
brainbosh: That Kevin McCleod
bi0buster: There are a couple other endings too.
UltraVioletVodoo: short and not sweet
GamerCat88: how does your arm feel Ben, that was a lot of shaking
Loa_Ayizan: thank you for playing so we don't have to
MacbethSeemsSus: Speed run time
Mr_Horrible: sometimes you just gotta mix some silliness with your spooky visuals
LPS_97: sacrificed her to the rat king I presumed
Mr_Horrible: nah, this is a good one
catcard: I liked this game!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is rad
RealGamerCow: Would the game be half as good without the rat though?
itsaysTRUENO: play Frankie Teardrop over this for hard mode
DaFhaye: Why does this song seem familiar
josh___something: This game was good for what it is
Orxolon: wait for the sequel: chinchilla sjaker
Nigouki: someone had an idea and ran with it. good for them
e_bloc: i enjoyed it
catcard: @DaFhaye I Hate Everything uses it
MAPBoardgames: We laughed, we cried, we shook a rat.
LPS_97: It's a classic Kevin MacLeod royalty free music, right?
catcard: yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Joking aside, the VA's throat must of been shredded at the end of every day.
silenceaux: I know a podcast that uses this exact music for their ad reel
RealGamerCow: What's the cuckolding clicker game?
Orxolon: back
Orxolon: yeah
DaFhaye: @catcard Holy shit. Thank you. I haven't watched that in Yeeears. It was scratching my brain
josh___something: Wh... what are the other endings?
shendaras:

catcard: @DaFhaye (salutes)
Mr_Horrible: time to get a snack
Dog_of_Myth:

kdefinition: This is the music WTYP uses for their ad
theambivalentagender: @josh___something I hope we get to marry the rat
seepete: Game is over? Rats
neisan2112: I should actually eat diner...
kdefinition: That's where I know this from
vinewood_og: BRB, gotta go shake the rat....
silenceaux: @kdefinition same
betweenmyself:
let’s go for the Super Happy Ending! 
MAPBoardgames: @LPS_97 That dude is a saint
DainBread: Please, shake your rat responsibly.
rustywir3s: should have distracted the rat with a sexy rat
DaFhaye: @catcard I was just like, this is triggering some sort of past memory but I can't nail it haha
silenceaux: People get annoyed by these, so I'll keep it short.
itsaysTRUENO: make it more rigid!!!!!!1
catcard:

IanAllenBird: oh shit
vinewood_og: "Haunts."
MacbethSeemsSus:

The_Color_Twelve: I think we missed art
TheSpindash: Missing the art is part of the art.
TheSpindash: Consider the art you've missed, and find meaning in its loss.
itsaysTRUENO: if an art falls in the forest...
MacbethSeemsSus: Let this game be a guide. Go out and find a rat of your own to shake
catcard: guess the game
Orxolon: will we have a PPR for sipdey?
catcard: I can't
Juliamon: !ppr
Mr_Horrible: the demo for Holstin
Orxolon: thx
catcard:

saucemaster5000: Lotr for SNES
Bearudite: always
Strebenherz: always am
Spades_Slicc: Ben I think WE are supposed to prepare the dogshit chat
Mr_Horrible: is it finally that disembodied hand game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheSpindash Depends on the artist TBH, for some absolutely and they will revel in that, but apparently others don't agree
SkylerRingtail: Is it time for Watch+Nope?
mistborn_wit: Secrets
vinewood_og: We know what we're about.
saucemaster5000: "Dogs"
Blip2004: some Granny time?
Mr_Horrible:
nooooo my Spooky Ravens 
thatguysteve2709: Idk frog game and rat shaker were great
Mr_Horrible: that felt more TTS, I think
Shurtal: Such dogshit sights we have never seen.
saucemaster5000: aw was it AI? yeah fuck dat
MacbethSeemsSus: AI VA was very new
Mr_Horrible: but yeah I get you
MrSarkhan: Was that AI? I just assumed it was just bad.
itsaysTRUENO: Glover sequel?
DaFhaye: Oh yeah I get that
SkylerRingtail: Back then it was just...robospeak, not AI, wasn't it? I forget what year it was
catcard: I'm ok with robospeak
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't it just text to speech in that?
SkylerRingtail: @Mr_Horrible Right, t ext-to-speech, that was the term I was thinking of
thatguysteve2709: It sounded like someone using text to speech from a speak and spell
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I figured it was just Generic TTS Voice #7 or something
Juliamon: The inflection was all over the place
RealGamerCow: Text to Speech has been around for like 30 years, I'm not bothered by it.
Mr_Horrible: cuz you're cookin'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, text to speech isn't something I'm bothered by
DaFhaye: Maybe with how people feel about AI they will change it
saucemaster5000: yeh robospeak fine --AI translation I'm a bit less interested in
catcard: oh christ
RealGamerCow: Let him cook
betweenmyself: I am REAL human PERSON what AM hired FOR too TALK acting
DainBread: Doll... mare...
calculated_uncertainties: Isn't that the one from LRL
itsr67: chef hat rules
MAPBoardgames: Remember, BEN chose this.
varmintx0: Another sequel to Daymare?
thatguysteve2709: If it's as good as daymare I'm in
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp RSVP quality
MacbethSeemsSus: Now your dollmare comes to life
IanAllenBird: cabin factory
Mr_Horrible: it's no Daymare, but it gets the job done
Nigouki: Ben, don't you have a particular affinity towards dolls?
itsaysTRUENO: hey how did the milk clean up go after Live?
NimrodXIV: oh yeah, this one is fun
saucemaster5000: I'll be the Dollsteed
Bearudite: this seems like exposure therapy at this point
DaFhaye: Which one is the head chef?
HadesLeprechaun: yeah lots of people have now been misconstruing AI with older things like text-to-speech or translation software
catcard: oh FUCK I remember seeing this elsewhere
Orxolon: i f***ing hate porcelain dolls
vinewood_og: Dollmare, ooh ahh ahh. Fighter of the Nightmare, ohh ahh ahh!
Mr_Horrible: "Well here's your problem. Someone set this doll to Evil."
Thefluffiestguineapig: That haunted cabin game was rad
GasCityGaming: Oh cool, this game is actually dece
vinewood_og: How about Spider-dolls?
The_Color_Twelve: spider dolls?
Mr_Horrible: gotta do exposure therapy with those REALLY cute jumping spider pics
NoxStryx: I hope this is somehow in the same universe with daymare
thatguysteve2709: So, if I sent you a doll you'd be cool
quasi79fu: BEn this game is intersting
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have 1% hope this won't be utter dog shit
calculated_uncertainties: Reminds me of the second Alice video game.
LPS_97: what about that spider doll with the baby face from Toy Story?
saucemaster5000: Spiders fuck with me ever sine "arachnophobia" and that shit was a comedy!
lochnessseammonster: like that one from toy story...
Mr_Horrible: sure, champ
Athelgar: mmmm spider dhal...
DaFhaye: Man I just started to play a roguelite shooter with a giant man spider that leaps at you and I hate it
ContingentCat: How do you feel about those labubu dolls?
itsr67: be prepared of being scared
HadesLeprechaun: like that creature in the second Silent Hill movie (which was bad, but had the cool spider-mannequin monster)
RealGamerCow: Okay I just read that in Alex's voice
IanAllenBird: I'm prepared
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, a W+P
itsr67: new lets nope preroll
Mr_Horrible: ah, when English isn't the writer's first language
Thefluffiestguineapig: W+Nope
DainBread: Ahhh!!! ...sorry, I'm just terrified of broken English.
LPS_97: oh so we survived, spoiler alert
Mr_Horrible: oh hey they got "Could Have" right tho
MacbethSeemsSus: Alright, has anyone ever ended a real note with an ellipsis?
MAPBoardgames: Genius play: saying there's no jumpscares, but having a jumpscare near the end.
lochnessseammonster: hey
Orxolon: we are a doll
otakubox0: are you the doll!??
catcard: stop making fun of the bad english, this person made one more complete game than you ever did
thatguysteve2709: @dainbread sure you are
Blip2004: who could have foreseen that the old doll factory is haunted
saucemaster5000: we need uppies
Spades_Slicc: Short King factory
Mr_Horrible: the camera is attached to your swinging nuts
NoxStryx: Is it a doll factory in that it is a factory run by dolls?
HadesLeprechaun: I was going to say maybe you're a child, but then this would be child labor
IanAllenBird: did that say the sweet cheeks factory
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are SO SHORT
itsaysTRUENO: you just got fired as a chimney sweep so now this is the gig
betweenmyself: child labor is the workforce solution OF THE FUTURE!
Anubis169: Scooby Doo'd it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother I'M NOT THIS SHORT and I'm 5'0"
RealGamerCow: I think the switch needs to be bigger, it's still smaller than the chair
empyreon: untz untz untz
MacbethSeemsSus: I love Trent Reznor
Nigouki: terminator
Orxolon: this time is personal
Loa_Ayizan: But the wire is cut, the light must be haunted
itsaysTRUENO: Ben dont
DainBread: We had that lightswitch installed so that the very short main character could turn the lights ON... or OFF...
lochnessseammonster:

Nigouki: we're not gonna be testing silicone dolls are we?
IanAllenBird: get dunked on previous guy
rustywir3s: Protect the dolls!
Anubis169: Holy crap I had that exact model
NoxStryx: Soooo this is just "cabin factory" but dolls
Anubis169: it's a HP
RealGamerCow: lookit that busted ass Brother Inkjet
SnackPak_: ooohhhh
Juliamon: Looks more like a laminator
vinewood_og: pc load letter?
betweenmyself: Trick Instructions! All dolls are missing souls! *throws everything in trash*
THEreplay436: idk looks more like a fax machine to me
Athelgar: out of cyan
Mr_Horrible: I was refilling my water so no
IanAllenBird: yeesh
Mr_Horrible: I don't get them *super* often but today's been weirdly bad
lamina5432: did you buy something recently
MacbethSeemsSus: I got a fake group chat fraud attempt recently. So look out for that.
catcard: someone started a spam message to me today with "😂" and I blocked them before they could type anything else
RealGamerCow: I get at least a dozen a day, most of them business related
DainBread:

Pharmacistjudge: IF you were an eboy?
Manitu_25: lmao
dougma: what is this if?
Mr_Horrible:
holding that up in front of Serge saying "THIS... is a femboy" 
itsaysTRUENO: my chemical romance fan #00001
Orxolon: hahahahah
Anubis169: I run my own email server, any time I sign up with something it's "anubis169_amazon" or "anubis169_ebay" @ my server.. so if that gets spam, I know exactly who's leaked my details.
TheSpindash: You're gonna start a new game at one point, and it will open with a spooky doll asking you about an extended warranty
Mr_Horrible: "You have killed one (1) customer with your negligence"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's cursed
DaFhaye: As a Paladin main I feel attacked
brainbosh:
Wait that butt has a crack in it. 
MacbethSeemsSus: I wanna know what the game does if you just toss all dolls in the trash
Mr_Horrible: wow, unreasonable beauty standards much?
vinewood_og: Soft lock minigame
CoderBugsworth: @Anubis169 Clever idea
rustywir3s: Just Normal Work Stuff
RealGamerCow: Ben doin some malicious compliance
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good catch shadowy boss, smooth llllll
vinewood_og: Scary Busey
Toxxick: babo junkrat
catcard: I'm da joker baby
RealGamerCow: Looks like someone with a sports podcast
rustywir3s: You know what happens to a toad doll when it doesn't pass inspection?
theambivalentagender: Barry Manalow-ass baby
RatherLargeToad: such blatant Toad hate
NoxStryx: Is the voice actor channeling Cave Johnson or is it just me?
rustywir3s: Same thing that happens to everyone else
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean if Labubu can become popular
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shirt label?
hackingducks: shirt too wrinkled, failed.
itsaysTRUENO: why is the shirt made of bandages
NoxStryx: Shirt could use an iron
Mr_Horrible:
that's natural, Adam! 
Mr_Horrible: he's been wearing a headset without padding
TheSpindash: "I'm sorry, you've failed this assessment. She's missing part of her tibia"
Strebenherz: FIRE
hackingducks: looks fine. pass.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
DainBread: Yeah, that's fine.
otakubox0: perfect doll, good to go
catcard: I'm scared D:
MrSarkhan: send it
MacbethSeemsSus: Aww it's cute
RealGamerCow: fukkin...nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cursed beach doll
lochnessseammonster:

TheSpindash: Too few nails.
vinewood_og: Baby's first Cenobite
betweenmyself: got all their Baby Nails still intact
NoxStryx: Looks fine other than the missing eye
Mr_Horrible: Sid from Toy Story lookin ass
Strebenherz: reminds me of the creepy dolls that have been washing ashore on beaches
IanAllenBird: this is the one they put on the line to make sure the new guy isn't zoning out
NoxStryx: I swear these guys have played this game before
Pharmacistjudge: is this a weird version of paper's please?
Anubis169: dot matrix printers
saucemaster5000: adam was a printer
Juliamon: They played the haunted house version of this
Anubis169: yeah with printer paper
Blip2004: impact printer
catcard: kekekeke?
vinewood_og: Ctrl+PTSD
BusTed: like a slow motion dolphin
UltraVioletVodoo: why does the printer sound like a dolphin
Bearudite: wow was that a mechanical dolphin in the room?
omdorastrix: The sound that printer is making - that's a dot-matrix
itsaysTRUENO: mmm warm copies......
MacbethSeemsSus: Finger
NimrodXIV: fingies
Spades_Slicc: fingie
Anubis169: fingers
TheSpindash: See, if I were this company, I wouldn't make extremely dangerous dolls. But that's just me.
saucemaster5000: it's like me and subway -- some smells/sounds are ruined forever
NoxStryx: @Juliamon Yeah i remember that one
Molator: ngl ive got nostalgia for that sound
betweenmyself: receding hairline, trashed
lochnessseammonster: yeah
DaFhaye: When the printer sounds like it's fighting to stay working
lamina5432: bring back suspenders
GasCityGaming: Alex pulls off suspenders
Nigouki: hey, the suspenders are practical and comfy
tdfox12: that ben clone
itsaysTRUENO: clothes are from a time before color was invented
brainbosh: Suspenders aside its close to the classib Ben look
Mr_Horrible: my sus penders
Bearudite: yeah they comf
rustywir3s: An Old
HasturTheYellow: Suspenders never left, you can still buy them in many places
dougma: Adam called Alex old
saucemaster5000: old pot calling the kettle old
Mr_Horrible: Ben enjoying his tapioca pudding
Bearudite: 10pm is when duckgame starts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy it
SnackPak_: it's good
e_bloc: it's aggressively medium
Adeli3: Tapioca has balls
LPS_97: my mom loves tapioca
Juliamon: Tapioca pearls, like boba
Tiber727: Tapioca pudding is good.
vinewood_og: Told ya!
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
Bearudite: its got tapioca in it
hackingducks: i love tapioca as long as it doesn't have pearls. i dunno what's wrong with those things but they cause me horrible indigestion.
GasCityGaming: all scratch pudding has eggs
RealGamerCow: The true work experience of "how many times can I do this repetitive task before I stop caring"
Mr_Horrible: clawed his way back up
Athelgar: tapioca and rice pudding are different things
DaFhaye: Rice pudding is delicious
Thefluffiestguineapig: Homemade tapioca pudding is great
SnackPak_: good joke streamer
NoxStryx: Is she single?
Tiber727: Yes Tapioca pudding has eggs in it.
Spades_Slicc: Is your tapioca single?
Mr_Horrible: how single and/or baptized is she
GamerCat88: sounds like Adam is bout to get adopted
Pharmacistjudge: hey tapioca pearls are essential in boba
lochnessseammonster: boom gottem
Bearudite: your tapi-ok to me pal
LPS_97: no, I don't know what u sayin
e_bloc: white, bland and has balls? you have a chance
GasCityGaming: rice pudding has actual cooked rice in it.
IanAllenBird: that one looks like janeway
itsaysTRUENO: moms, look out. adam is on the prowl.
Orxolon: did you report it?
spethycakes: I love tapioca and chocolate tapioca even moreso
couchboyj: Is she baptized? (in tapioca)
catcard: non-famous lesbian moms
rustywir3s: Wow why do you hate dads
e_bloc: some call Adam the cougar hunter
Mr_Horrible: I imagine my mom would find you entertaining
hackingducks: baptism by tapioca is an extremely specific ritual
Bearudite: adam is second christmas dad now
lamina5432: does that mean most peoples moms are none famous lesbians
Pywodwagon: why do you think my mom wasn't allowed to come with me to the moonbase when I visited
saucemaster5000: that's a therapy question not a stream question
IanAllenBird: I had dolls that blinked as a child
hackingducks: it's ALIVE
betweenmyself: if your mom is K.D. Lang, keep Adam away from her award nook
HasturTheYellow: Check printer?
Orxolon: that would't be a def
Juliamon: They do make blinking dolls
tehfewl: I guess the dolls blink now
MacbethSeemsSus: I feel like possession is a defect, yes
Adeli3: Doesn't say blinking bad
ContingentCat: Eyes to the side bad?
DainBread: It's just a little haunted. It's still good, it's still good.
LPS_97: check if there is a battery slot somewhere
Adeli3:
I say full send 
Pywodwagon: do you want to be the one who puts the haunted doll in the garbage and make it mad
SmithKurosaki:

hamraffle: the lights flashed when it blinked burn it
Mr_Horrible: "Guess we're doin' haunted dolls now"
Orlantia: Remember, Adam likes his moms TALL
Bearudite: hold the reins man
rustywir3s: eyyyy
Spades_Slicc: It has to have all its body parts and that one was missing its soul
ghizmou: abe lincoln
catcard: eyyyy I'm blinkin here
hackingducks: to be fair, the lights have always been green so far. we don't know what happens if you ditch a good doll or ship a bad one
betweenmyself: woah, this doll is left handed *burn*
MAPBoardgames: Here's your problem, someone switched this little guy to 'evil'.
saucemaster5000: "Robin! YOu lost your arms!... but you grew nice boobs!"
The_Color_Twelve: I did
SmithKurosaki: Mine
IanAllenBird: mine's 5'10" when she's rounding
itsaysTRUENO: this isnt a bit anymore
lamina5432: new big lady manga dropped today
Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
Orxolon: oh,no
lochnessseammonster: my SO's mom is 6 foot
vinewood_og: Someone forgot to shake the rat
MacbethSeemsSus: Why aren't we connected to the grid?
NoxStryx: I know you are checking toes but it looks like you're not checking toes
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e_bloc: never was
Jturbobanana: close the door?
itsr67: <message deleted>hello
saucemaster5000: hi
Kipstar: this is bloodier than I'd prefer
DainBread: aaaaa!
lochnessseammonster:
i can ask her if she's single 
Mr_Horrible: aaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
rustywir3s: Aaaaaa
GamerCat88: the Assassin's creed fall
itsr67: <message deleted>it waved hi
Athelgar: Hank HIll ass screams lol
vinewood_og: "Midnight... in the iphone factory...."
NoxStryx: Disd they beat ratshaker?
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't know, looks like a normal doll factory
saucemaster5000: what?
lamina5432: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
GamerCat88: o7
JinaMahavira: o7
lamina5432: it's been a massacre tonight
ContingentCat: 07
vinewood_og: o7
saucemaster5000: huh
Dog_of_Myth: o7
empyreon: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
lochnessseammonster:

Pywodwagon: I hit another judge with the "is she single" when he talked about his wife this past weekend and it stunklocked him for a good 30 seconds
Bearudite: like itsr has it comin
couchboyj: o7
itsaysTRUENO: Ben is loved by all
GamerCat88: fair
dougma: yea...... fair
NorthstarTex: I try not to piss of people
Mr_Horrible:
I didn't even see what got itsr shot, but Adam's proclivity for violence is unsurprising 
rustywir3s: Oh I thought for sure you would get locked in
Thefluffiestguineapig: 15 of 20 correct?
ContingentCat: Not all of us can be cute little beans
bartimus_thundercask: Hello everyone. What kind of wholesome content is happening...... oh god
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
catcard: @Mr_Horrible ffz is borked or I would be able to see it >:(
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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HasturTheYellow: "Motivator"
Mr_Horrible: it's a Mug Moment
e_bloc: heads are gonna roll cause the conquerer is on the way
thatguysteve2709: I expected more blood honestly. Running a little light rat shaker showed up chat
xantos69:
50 Bits. Hey gamers
rustywir3s: Dear diary,
itsaysTRUENO: everything in the factory is protected by anti-finger technology
rustywir3s: Mood: apathetic
Bearudite: at least I know adam would never shoot ted
Mr_Horrible:
@catcard I have no extensions, I'm a twitch purist
(actually just lazy)
MacbethSeemsSus: Mods did shoot someone for you last week
Juliamon: We bopped someone anyway, just for you
Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite this is true, actually
catcard: love ted
saucemaster5000: @Bearudite that's cause ted just giggles at things!
xantos69: @rustywir3s I understand that referance.
NoxStryx: If you had no stream last week, consult a doctor
Mr_Horrible: and Ted visited the ultimate punishment upon Adam
NoxStryx: And drink more water.
TheSpindash: I'm trying to think if I'd work in a haunted doll factory if I make $300 a day. It's certainly tempting.
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TheSpindash: But I don't like the idea of a mug that costs $280
e_bloc: need a mop and a bucket
Tiber727: Chaos. Probably trying to not get killed by Jack.
IanAllenBird: uhoh
MacbethSeemsSus: I have improve the dolls. Pray I don't improve them any further.
itsaysTRUENO: you can clip into the Thalmor Embassy with the bucket
TheSpindash: Doll immediately screams like a rat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this will be profoundly cursed
Strebenherz: hail satan! in a baby doll voice
rustywir3s: aaAaaAAAaaa
vinewood_og: Yep.
Mr_Horrible: it's just gonna say quotes from Adam from previous streams
GhostValv: "I think AI art is real art" okay into the bin
Mr_Horrible: and it's up to us to judge
MacbethSeemsSus: Vince McMahon doll
NoxStryx: I hope the doll says "Is she single?"
Larkonus: I can't wait for a cursed doll to tell us to hail Satan.
BusTed:
I might have been mid-pull during that 
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tdfox12: how the doll get me in the darkl
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rustywir3s: It's the remix!
Mr_Horrible: "knock it the hell off"
Thefluffiestguineapig: "She baptized"
The_Color_Twelve: is she single?
IanAllenBird: hm
Nigouki: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6266: "I'm not afraid of anything. I've been listening to Adam way too much." —Beej [2019-08-03]
e_bloc: "i want to bathe in sour cream"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we still need to count toes and fingers and things?
Mr_Horrible: "Why can't a tomato be bisexual?"
Bearudite: an entire plate of it
Bearudite: that one time
e_bloc: what is bathing, if not immersing yourself in liquid
varmintx0: can the rest of chat hear what the dolls are saying?
MacbethSeemsSus: Mom's bored
quasi79fu: i know a streamer who bathed in a pool of mayo on stream
Strebenherz: yes, but it's quiet @varmintx0
betweenmyself: so long as the pool is shallow enough for Adam to stand up in
Mr_Horrible: I actually saw someone else posing that comparison recently, Adam
Mr_Horrible: so it's catching on
Juliamon: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
lochnessseammonster: because tomatoes are gross and bisexuals are cool
MAPBoardgames: corderoy
itsaysTRUENO: cant two things be true?
lamina5432: ketchup is number 1
rustywir3s: It puts the doll in the box, or it gets the hose again
Mr_Horrible: don't really like raw tomato unless it's diced up
kaijubrian: What if the tomato is bisexual?
Makrosian_Tay: I recognize this actor. he did voice work on Poppy's Playtime, right?
Pharmacistjudge: greatly depends on what kind of tomato, the season....
The_Color_Twelve: I can't eat them like apples but I love tomatoes on and in things
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tay Yes, he originally comes from doing a lot of work on horror podcasting
Pharmacistjudge: fair dinkum
MacbethSeemsSus: Oubliette the doll.
Seth_Erickson: is there no storage?
NoxStryx: Tomatoes like bisexuals are better as part of a whole meal
Pywodwagon: can you pick up a box
UltraVioletVodoo: can you pick up the boxes that are in the fufilment room?
KyeMonster: Can't pick up box with doll in hand
betweenmyself:
leaving all these doors open! 
TheSpindash: Just like the economy right now where the factory only hires one employee to do the work, and one middle manager to tell them what to do.
MacbethSeemsSus: @TheSpindash Please, the manager's not sticking around to actually supervise
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheSpindash I think that might be the owner, not even a middle manager
Mr_Horrible: pawing at the boxes like a cat
MacbethSeemsSus: *Employee puts box on head*
NorthstarTex: hmmm
rustywir3s: Seems fine
Manitu_25: hehe
Gaelan_Maestro: bad ben, bad
e_bloc: this is like the third version of the same thing, have they just created like a billion of these
Mai_Andra: what does it say?
itsaysTRUENO: remember all the "this is sparta!" memes? a dark time
NimrodXIV: yo
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy
Mr_Horrible: I assume it's the next one, yeah, and you have to check the extra specs against it
rustywir3s: aaaAaaAaaa
Manitu_25: nopenope
NorthstarTex:

TheSpindash: Well, put the baby inside one of the babies.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the hairiest gherkin
itsr67: <message deleted>?????
Mr_Horrible: bruh
rustywir3s: eyyy
catcard: huh
HasturTheYellow: Wouldn't it have more boxes then?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
The_Color_Twelve:

MacbethSeemsSus: *buffering*
gameboy350: Is this where the labunko pop was made?
TheSpindash: And that's how boxes are made.
MechaKuuga: Is it bad that I don't get how that works
ghyllnox: Because they... eat them all?
rustywir3s: they can't all be bangers
Mai_Andra: somebody only knows dot matrix printers by sound and decided they must be sparking inside...
Spades_Slicc: They can't all be bad jokes
noSmokeFire: the live bit was so obviously an Adam idea
Nigouki: alright, what was your worst joke?
saucemaster5000: "I'll be honest I did not think this through"
Strebenherz: also on that live bit, holy ?$!@#@ on the pineapple, that was genuinely impressive
itsaysTRUENO: I knew it was self-inflicted with how much Adam was laughing
xantos69: My wife and I watched that on the VOD and could not stop laughing. Great Bit Adam.
saucemaster5000: it put a lot of yourself on camera, and that's hard
e_bloc: comedict genius
kimmibeans: I immediately texted my bestie and we were in hysterics
catcard: NOPE
lochnessseammonster: i missed live but clearly i have a vod to watch
catcard: hate it
Molator: peak absurdist humor
WiJohn: That bit was great, had a bit of that vintage Farley destroy myself for a laugh vibe
spethycakes: I found it absolutely hilarious
itsaysTRUENO: Adam that was the hardest ive laughed all summer
Pharmacistjudge: i'll be honest, ben drinking that much milk disturbed me the most.
spethycakes: and only a little painful
Mr_Horrible: what are we, fuckin' maintenance now???
kimmibeans: You apparently caused bisexual panic in her and her husband as well as a desire to go to the gym to become just as powerful
Mr_Horrible: where's my pay raise, "Boss"?
groulux: Your boss sounds like the boss in the mortissian's assistant
Juliamon: if you haven't seen the new Live, make time in your schedule for it
saucemaster5000: our lives do not revolve around your schedule
Strebenherz: this, this is just hell
catcard: noooooo
brutusq13: it is almost a babypede
MacbethSeemsSus: Commence the babies
Scarbble: live was hilarious honestly
catcard: I don't like that. I was half-okay with the dolls but another person-like creature is no bueno.
saucemaster5000: it was a bit for the ages, honestly
PhuzNutz: That 1 Guy? Mike Silverman? The sleight of hand magician?
Mr_Horrible: Mr Director do you go home at night or do you sleep in the factory?
Pharmacistjudge: i was surprised he was there, but i assume that's because he always comes to PAX West
saucemaster5000: @catcard the closer it gets, the uncanny valley rejects that shit
IanAllenBird: lmao
BusTed: got his ass
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: perfect
Kramburger: Get told
rustywir3s: You're a party dude!
Bearudite: like he is right tho
Makrosian_Tay: Honestly, fair
Mr_Horrible: he read you like a book, tbh
Kramburger: Where's the lie
lochnessseammonster:
assert dominance 
rustywir3s: Cowabunga
saucemaster5000: yeah adam's a raph
shendaras: a little too raph?
Mr_Horrible: they're all cool in their own way
hackingducks: donatello is the coolest one, confirmed.
lochnessseammonster: ben is Michelangelo
MacbethSeemsSus: Typical 12-hour shift. You're hallucinating
Pharmacistjudge: i just liked donatello from the video games because he just had the best range.
VrolikSyndrome: The hockey player
Mr_Horrible: "Gack Face" "...what are we on again?" "H?" "Hose Brain"
Spades_Slicc: Casey plays hockey
Mai_Andra: such a classic
raulghoulia: adam is Leatherhead
Strebenherz: which tmnt is yours all favorite?
Kramburger: I see Adam more as Krag's Robot body
TheSpindash: I need one of the notes to express how weird it is that they only make dolls with one skin tone.
saucemaster5000: I'm rocksteady but wish I were Bebop
Mr_Horrible: @raulghoulia "ah gah-ron-tee!"
rustywir3s: it does have all the right parts
darkcyril: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell you didn't pay money for this.
Kramburger: Hand foot car door
VrolikSyndrome: huh
rustywir3s: Fallout Chic
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome You're krang's human suit
saucemaster5000: gottem
Strebenherz: NOPE
NimrodXIV:

Dog_of_Myth:

Kramburger: BOOOO
betweenmyself:

catcard: GOT ME
Strebenherz: GOTTEM
Kramburger: BOOOOOOOOOO
VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 Sick I'm a robot
rustywir3s: hahahahahaha
Scarbble: the sign told you to not
lamina5432: gottem
Athelgar: Why did Shreders armor grow when he drank the ooze? its the ONE thing weird about that movie lol
Strebenherz: trash for baby
Mr_Horrible:
they can still getcha 
Pharmacistjudge: hold on..hold on....how did that door open? it phased through the box
Driosenth: Send It
MacbethSeemsSus: Ship it to a kid
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IanAllenBird: it's missing a wig
Strebenherz: ship it I guess
Bearudite: no voice
Mr_Horrible: he didn't actually pass clown college
vinewood_og: Quit clowning around and get back to work
UltraVioletVodoo: its a clown!
itsaysTRUENO: these all look like the Boss Baby (pejorative)
saucemaster5000: babies are stupid
Mr_Horrible: he's stealing clown valor
SmithKurosaki: Its a clown
SnackPak_: sweet baby james
tdfox12: yup
darkcyril: He's just a James that's four. Each day he's digging more.
HasturTheYellow: Oh hey, it's Alex
rustywir3s: Peppermint Patty realness
dougma: any voice?
Nigouki: Frodo waiting for Gandalf
Mr_Horrible: or a butcher
Welbog: This is The Frizz
The_Color_Twelve: I've been calling her Crandle!
Pharmacistjudge: thank god this game isn't timed
NorthstarTex: it had indigestion
MacbethSeemsSus: I hate when the baby mulcher's on the fritz
itsaysTRUENO: this is where a lot of speedrunners have to restart
Shurtal: in 7th grade, both my art teacher and my math teacher got caught selling weed to highschoolers
Mazrae: This game kind of reminds me of thay cabin game
Mr_Horrible: "Call me Jesus the way I haven't left my tomb for 3 days"
gameboy350: Call me Jesus, because I'm bread?
IanAllenBird: oh nooo
NimrodXIV: extra fingies
darkcyril: Bread has to rise. Checkmate.
Mr_Horrible: damb
Kramburger: Adam.
Red_Dead_Monkey: LOSE
vinewood_og: AI fingies
Kramburger: ONE job
IanAllenBird: true
Mr_Horrible: wait she's right tho
Welbog: A knife! NO!
Mr_Horrible:

rustywir3s: Yeah that's the problem, you didn't do anything
HadesLeprechaun: 'you didn't do anything' is the issue
Mr_Horrible: Adam "Fingers Guy" Savidan
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam "Fingers" Savidan
Dog_of_Myth:

darkcyril: Adam "Fingers Guy" Savidan
cutaos: exactly, cause nothing was done
Red_Dead_Monkey: Adam is teh fingers guy
The_Color_Twelve:

Kramburger: Bad job being a bro. You've don a bad brojob
HasturTheYellow: Imagine being the fingers guy at the lesbian factory
Shurtal: Adam "The Fingers Guy" Savidan
Nigouki: Adam Savathumb
SeismicLawns: You can't call someone "Fingers Guy" like that
cutaos: hey
Mr_Horrible: can't wait to call Adam that on his home stream tomorrow and get instantly banned
Scarbble: @HasturTheYellow lmao
kdefinition: Adam "Fingers Guy" Savadan
LightspeedSloth: the mom and fingers guy!
cutaos: hey FG whats up?
SmithKurosaki: Idk, I figured he was more of a grippers guy
Mr_Horrible: what is this, an Amazon warehouse?
Kramburger: Ramen withing the designated work areas! Hell yeah free lunch
MacbethSeemsSus: Dude couldn't bother to talk to you?
itsr67: <message deleted>LUL
PhuzNutz: Spoopy Boys spoopying. Here for it
Mr_Horrible: "Stay inside unless we say the storm is bad enough"
Pharmacistjudge: oh god, you got to get a Prior Auth to leave? US Healthcare has gotten out of control.
rustywir3s: Five by five
betweenmyself: ginger doll… double evil
IanAllenBird:

vinewood_og: Fingers are the grippers of the arm
Mr_Horrible: no it's just a doll of the zombie from Hocus Pcus
awildshen: cursed doll
Mr_Horrible: *Pocus, dangit
Mr_Horrible: Tannyr
vinewood_og: Brayden
darkcyril: "Can always tell a Milford doll"
catcard: I hate.
SmithKurosaki: Brayden
Mr_Horrible:

awildshen: that is one cursed baby
itsaysTRUENO: Nixon's ghost in there
Red_Dead_Monkey: Count my fingers ADAM
SymphonySolstice: that's a clayton if I ever saw one
Driosenth: Brandon with a 'K'
hamraffle: Hey there Jaxton
Kramburger: I got a finger adam can count
Larkonus: I wonder what it would say the error was if that one was approved.
Shurtal: man, getting these Yargle Week achievements is a pita
KeytarCat: Isn't it nice to work in a place with immediate and helpful feedback?
Mr_Horrible: afraid not, champ
Mai_Andra: Why did you teach these babies to call you "sweet cheeks"?
Kramburger: I was born this way brother
MacbethSeemsSus: The leak also works 9-5
Kramburger: nope
Juliamon: that's paint
Red_Dead_Monkey: YARP
Pywodwagon: oh no someone spilled paint
Kramburger: We quit
Kramburger: No job is worth this
Faulpyr: Subtle!
Kramburger: Imagine the nightmare you'd have
rustywir3s: Call in sick
Larkonus: Ain't no spirit scarier than my landlord.
Kramburger: Good Joke Streamer
shendaras:

MacbethSeemsSus: Wait your work rooms don't normally fill with blood?
thatguysteve2709: The subtle disappointment was magical
Mr_Horrible: do you think the ghosts will follow you from your apartment after the eviction?
Mr_Horrible: "Share the load, Mr Frodo"
rustywir3s: Daddy Ben will but it for you
rustywir3s: buy
Mr_Horrible: already cracking after 2 days
Mr_Horrible: not tough enough for this line of work, soft boy
Kramburger: Adam would not carry Frodo to Mount Doom
Seth_Erickson: stormlight archive
dougma: brando sando
UltraVioletVodoo: its so good tho
Mr_Horrible: more like the Stormheavy Archive, have you seen those books?
Kramburger: Solved new WR
MacbethSeemsSus: Nerdforge did a cool giant book build for him
Bearudite: its deece
itsr67: <message deleted>I've got a buddy that says they're bangers
Seth_Erickson: It's worth it to read I don't know about the audio books
catcard: I personally like it a lot
lamina5432: I didn't last
Scy_Anide: I read the first book and got bored
Seth_Erickson: I think you'd enjoy it
HadesLeprechaun: the books are quite great, imo
Kramburger: It's pretty good, but it's a commitment.
rustywir3s: I'm not a huge fan, but I know a lot of people who like them
Spades_Slicc: You could employ the best narrators (your own imagination) [read the physical books]
darkcyril: It's so good. I've gone through the first four books in the past month and a half at work.
vinewood_og: o7
HasturTheYellow: There's apparently a point called the "Sanderlance" where if you like it one point in the book will make you want to sprint to the end
mistborn_wit: @loadingreadyrun 100 percent but I might be biased
Manitu_25: i listened to it and liked it. but the reader in german is pretty good
kaboomjr26: Was ratshaker earlier this stream?
HasturTheYellow: Sanderlanche*
darkcyril: Michael Kramer is great. Kate Reading takes a little bit to find her footing, but she's also great.
itsaysTRUENO: other channels can see how often chatters get muted/banned lol
MacbethSeemsSus: @kaboomjr26 yep, about an hour
comrade_cards: I like Sanderson just fine, but storm light archive hits a lot of the same themes book after book
Makrosian_Tay: !Card Jar of Eyeballs
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lamina5432: o7
kaboomjr26: nice
mistborn_wit: Adam I would start with Mistborn but that's me
SmithKurosaki: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Larkonus: It really helps if you like the world building.
darkcyril: Way of Kings is a LOT of setup. A LOT a lot.
Mr_Horrible: not sure I'm comfortable with twitch using my handle in the url, but here we are
Adeli3: Are you getting pay raises for these additional job responsibilities?
Mr_Horrible: trash it?
JosephDeath: Unpopular opinon (And I've only read the Stormlight Archive) I don't like Sanderson that much
TomatoKigu: Heterochromia is cute tho.
rustywir3s: The doll can have hetero chromia
SmithKurosaki: It just has heterochromia
Red_Dead_Monkey: A childs gift RUINED
Kramburger: Thats a feel bad
Seth_Erickson: that won't stop for awhile it's his biggest series by a mile
Mai_Andra: anti-heterochromia ableism
Manitu_25: it gets better, but it took me some time too
NotCainNorAbel:
500
mistborn_wit: Seriously Mistborn Boos are a really good entry into his works
comrade_cards: It's not as much Proper Noun as Malazan, but similar vibe
Seth_Erickson: but you liked malazan right and isn't all of the first book proper nouns
mistborn_wit: And they all tie together
TheSpindash: So what is this company's business plan? It seems like they really only approve and ship like 8 dolls a day.
darkcyril: Yeah. It was a lot of "what the actual fuck is crem?" at first, lol
Pharmacistjudge: i refuse to hear from any more of the homochromia crowd
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait your boss isn't there, can you just screw up?
vinewood_og: Where was that doll on January 6th?
Spades_Slicc: Woah BIg Betty jam-a-lam
MacbethSeemsSus: In-game Adam
itsaysTRUENO: lmao adam
saucemaster5000: Please no one else here is a snitch
mistborn_wit: I might be the most unbiased Sanderson person here though
Darth_Litigious: If you can read the first Malazan book and have any idea what's going on you can read anything.
Mr_Horrible: have we seen one with a dent yet?
Bearudite: I wanted to like malazan
Blip2004: I like Gardens of the Moon
MacbethSeemsSus: Batman?
mistborn_wit: Malzan is way more overly complex
agentofsaruman69: malazan is the worst book i've ever read hands down
rustywir3s: Why did you say that name?!
Larkonus: God I had that same problem with the first Malazan book. Couldn't get further into the series because I had NO idea what the hell was going on.
darkcyril: Yeah, you start to internalize stuff pretty quick. Especially if you have a grounding in other epic fantasy, which you do.
Shurtal: i re-read malaza every couple of years, it keeps holding up
lochnessseammonster:
cinematic classic 
Kramburger: I just hate books that throw too many nouns at me, some names need to be self-explanaitory
Shurtal: MAN i can't wait til the next Erickson novel to come out
Spades_Slicc: I would love to hear Adam's thoughts on House of Leaves
Blip2004: there's like 20 books set in the Malazan universe, be more specific
UltraVioletVodoo: i picked up gideon the 9th and the rest of the locked tomb series cause of you
Mr_Horrible: "Don't Blink Too Often" huh
KWardJenx: Gardens of the Moon is tough
Bearudite: I got like halfway through book 3 and at that point it was insufferable
Tiber727: I didn't like the last Malazan book, but other than that I enjoyed it.
mistborn_wit: Adam I got another streamer to head through First Law series
Driosenth: Don't Blink
mistborn_wit: *read
Blip2004: Forge of Darkness is the hardest one to read
Transmuted_Elf: blinking sing winked at me....
Mr_Horrible: it's a book about weed
saucemaster5000: It's a book I love
Transmuted_Elf: sign*
Kramburger: Let's nope series of just Adam and Ben reading House of Leaves
IanAllenBird: it's a horror novel
MechaKuuga: I think finding all the "clues" will be best
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible You fucker
Mr_Horrible: I'm also lying
MacbethSeemsSus: "Responds to Tyler"
Bearudite: yeah its a lot
PhuzNutz: Any yinz read Nnedi Okorafor?
Mr_Horrible: it's kinda a meta-narrative horror novel
saucemaster5000: I love house of leaves
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
SmithKurosaki: One eyed (weeping) anglel, huh?
ContingentCat: No it's a book about a book about a movie about a house
Spades_Slicc: House of Leaves is physically troublesome to read, you have to rotate the book as you go through it. also watch out for the minotaur
Mr_Horrible: oh that reminds me I need a copy of Between Two Fires
Kramburger: Yeah, house of leaves is ALL art (affectionate)
Kaaannaaa: I enjoyed The Poppy War trilogy
THEreplay436: HIGHLY recommend the Red Rising series
Shurtal: House of Leaves is book about a guy who met a guy who was making a documentary tha tdoesn't exist about a guy who documented how his house was larger on the inside than it was on the outside
KeytarCat: @PhuzNutz Is that the Binti author?
lamina5432: the side eye
mistborn_wit: I am reading the Silo books right now
Kaaannaaa: Red Rising is also p nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't the computer go screwy when this doll moved past it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I was wrong
Kaaannaaa: 6 books at this point
HadesLeprechaun: knowing what you like is great
Driosenth: Fingies
THEreplay436: theres a second set to the series that has a timeskip
BusTed: @mistborn_wit hey, me too
NimrodXIV: fingers
PhuzNutz: Exactly @KeytarCat finishing that one up for my lunch read
IanAllenBird: fingers
Adeli3: Adam do your job
skrt_01: Top tier
Mr_Horrible: extra fingie
mistborn_wit: Red Rising is what I am listening to on Spotify it is very good
Nigouki: fingers
DaFhaye: I like it when there's risk in my books.
Pywodwagon: Red Rising is pretty good but it gets a bit misery-parade
Bearudite: I am re-reading the Robin Hobb Farseeer books
Kaaannaaa: book 7 coming soon
Kaaannaaa: TM
Mr_Horrible: good work, Adam
Spades_Slicc: If you like people getting hit with swords you should check out Garth Nix's Abhorsen series
saucemaster5000:
@Mr_Horrible I love that twitch paused me before I could call you a fucker for badmouthing some pop-mo novel from like 20 years ago 
Mr_Horrible: thanks for saving us there
Seth_Erickson: I'd recommend you Piranesi Adam but it's not very guy hitting person with sword
MacbethSeemsSus: There's a swordsmen lookin for that doll
Lysander_salamander: can you switch out the parts?
Kramburger: heheheheheheheh
Seth_Erickson: but it's a great short book
e_bloc: finger guy at work
mistborn_wit: Book Talk with Adam
Kramburger: Head
kimmibeans: I have Red Rising on my TBR for years
Larkonus: This is Polydactyly erasure.
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "Most people don't send messages like this. Are you sure?" "Fuck you, yes they do, get outta my way."
Thefluffiestguineapig: No we really don't want to play a game with you thanks
Shurtal: adam, did you end up reading the newest Night Angel book?
lamina5432: this is pretty creepy
Spades_Slicc: Make an Alexandria's Genesis doll
Mr_Horrible: he's doing his morning calisthenics
MacbethSeemsSus: "hello my baby hello my honey. Hello my rag time gal"
Mr_Horrible: you really have overcome your fear
Isaac3567: @Shurtal Is it good? It's on my list
Mr_Horrible: now you're even MAKING the dolls
Darth_Litigious: Just finished Joe Abercrombies "The Devils". Can't wait for the next one (whenever that may be).
Kramburger: Night Angel? isn't that the TV series with Jessica Alba and Michael Weatherly?
Seth_Erickson: I think it was great
Pywodwagon: I've been subjecting myself to the entire horus heresy series because I'm a masochist
Pywodwagon: on book 30 now
Seth_Erickson: It's pretty standard stuff I think for Joe though
Mr_Horrible: it's turned a couple times
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's turned
comrade_cards: I liked it
saucemaster5000: I... honestly didn't like it. It was very... yeah video game/superhero movie
MacbethSeemsSus: That's a problem
NimrodXIV: byeeee
Darth_Litigious: I thought it was great.
Mr_Horrible: bruh
Kipstar: lol
Lysander_salamander: oops
UltraVioletVodoo: BEN
Makrosian_Tay: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
ContingentCat: Uhh
ghyllnox:

MacbethSeemsSus: We weeping angels now
MTigress: i'm sure it's fine
TheSpindash: She's gonna be a pain to ship
Seth_Erickson: I can see that criticism
Shurtal: @Isaac3567 It's very much a "I left Kylar in a very over powered state at the end of the trilogy, I gotta break this guy" kinda book. Kylar GOES THROUGH some capital S shit. still pretty good.
e_bloc: fuckin love Martin Brodeur
comrade_cards: I really like best served cold, but I think it could just be an assassin's creed game
Mai_Andra: That turned out exactly as expected.
PhuzNutz: Do I get another ban bringing up Kingkiller Chronicles?
theambivalentagender: Oh hey it's that river and animals problem
Mr_Horrible: honestly a good call
TheSpindash: You need to move three haunted dolls across the river, you can only fit two in your boat at a time. How do you get all three across?
NoxStryx: I wonder when it is going to punish you for leaving doors open
rustywir3s: this game is great
Kramburger: Seems fine™
Thefluffiestguineapig: We keep stumbling into great games
Isaac3567: @Shurtal Yeah that is kinda what I was afraid of. I always find that decision hit or miss to essentially de-power the protagonist. I'll get around to it soon enough though, thanks for reminding me!
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
Shurtal: I will say the new Night Angel book is on the whole WAY better written than the original trilogy. the Author writing a whole different series (which is very good, i'd recommend it) before coming back to the Night Angel universe did him some good
Nigouki: aww hell naw
PhuzNutz: @NoxStryx When the farmer's done choring.
MacbethSeemsSus: Nope, hanging out here until the day shift
Spades_Slicc: Oh boy I love shaft
Makrosian_Tay: @isaac3567 God of War 2 type shit
Mr_Horrible: yeah, better than I expected, tbh
Dog_of_Myth:

lamina5432: gnight good strem
Pywodwagon: its a good chattin game
Loa_Ayizan: Yeah this one is fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Name is bad, game is good
Mr_Horrible: some real winners this stream
Larkonus: Thank you for the stream!
shendaras:

lochnessseammonster:

catcard: gg good stream thank u
Mr_Horrible: too late, Streamer, I already do
dolphgrim: Incredible work, gentlemen!
spethycakes:

PhuzNutz: The CK buttons are a lie
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IanAllenBird: oh,
Dog_of_Myth:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

NotCainNorAbel: good job streamer
PhuzNutz: LULZ
Makrosian_Tay: uhh
shendaras: Riight
catcard: what
Mr_Horrible: incredible
UltraVioletVodoo: wut
thatguysteve2709: Amazing
Loa_Ayizan: Skinny boys
NimrodXIV: perfect
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuhhhhhhh
The_Color_Twelve: what
ConfettiBiscuits:

HadesLeprechaun: squimsh
Pywodwagon: nailed it
Charlie_Victor7: Uh
lochnessseammonster:

TheSpindash: Peace!
lamina5432: that wasn't rogjt
DeM0nFiRe:

Strebenherz: art
MacbethSeemsSus: huh
Shurtal: GET THIN
protojman: never open the jar
HasturTheYellow: Boys got all dolled up
niccus: been squeezed too much
seepete: shake it
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
vinewood_og: We want to "experience width"
spethycakes: SQUISHED
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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DaFhaye: Oh no they got put in the trash compactor
SnackPak_: justice for eveyone getting timed out tonight
vinewood_og: Phantom zoned
Loa_Ayizan: revenge of the rat
saucemaster5000: whuh
BusTed:

Juliamon: yeah moved to tomorrow bc of Spider Man on Friday
Mr_Horrible: okay, I'm glad we all wanted to preserve that moment, Chat
saucemaster5000: It takes me more than 3 to shoot
Juliamon: we love to see multiple people clipping the same moment
seepete: 1 2 3 cock the hammer aim shoot
PhuzNutz: Agreed. 1-2-3 then shoot
Mr_Horrible: shoot is 4th beat, imo
Makrosian_Tay: Woe, scissors be upon ye
Mr_Horrible: if you shoot on 3 you have to say it as "3"
lochnessseammonster: i'm with you ben
saucemaster5000: adhd gamer
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't screw up the 4/4 timing
Mr_Horrible: if you say it "1-2-shoot" you're going in the gulag
HasturTheYellow: Now you know Ben always shoots scissors
Mazrae: Rock paper scissor lizard spock
theambivalentagender: Yeah but you don't shoot scissors every time Ben
Mr_Horrible: brother's boxing with shadows
lamina5432: o7
Mai_Andra: "on three" vs "after three"
SnackPak_: scatter!
Dog_of_Myth: o7
PhuzNutz: Give them all their space. Scissors is getting forked Ben
Bearudite: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7?
Strebenherz: fight me adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Mr_Horrible: Adam's fighting his demons right now
ContingentCat: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
josh___something: o7(?)
empyreon: o7
spethycakes: Get out the guillotine for this reign of terror
theambivalentagender: o7
vinewood_og: o7
spethycakes: o7
vinewood_og: Bet!
Mr_Horrible: I will never promise a mascot agency
Mr_Horrible: I do every day, Ben
SnackPak_: it's true
lochnessseammonster: true
DaFhaye: Adam's on a rampage today
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, you're past loveable scamp territory
theambivalentagender: That's what chat does already
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's rampage territory now
PhuzNutz: Nah, be there gifting shit on the morrow
DaFhaye: Can't I will be at work
Mr_Horrible: lol
GrizonII: Thought for a second the music was "Heart of Glass"
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Mr_Horrible: nice
PhuzNutz: To Amazonian's-thon!!!
KWardJenx: Great spooky stream. Thanks so much
questionablchoices: thanks subs
shendaras:

Mr_Horrible: das bits
THEreplay436:
byeeeee 
Dog_of_Myth:

Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
lochnessseammonster:

empyreon:
byeeeeeeeeee
Mr_Horrible: I did have fun, thank you Streamers
NimrodXIV: night night
THEreplay436: Sweet dreams
ghyllnox: I did, thanks
Nigouki: go shake your rat
ContingentCat: Byeeeee
DaFhaye: Thank you for the stream
KWardJenx: Nite Nite Ben-Ben
DaFhaye: It was good
Mr_Horrible:
eeby sleeby, he need to eep and go sleeb 
SnackPak_: we're safe!
DaFhaye: Now everyone's safe
Kramburger: BanMaxxing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get home safe, thanks for the stream!
MacbethSeemsSus: Run!
KWardJenx: Scatter!
DaFhaye: We are gun free
Dog_of_Myth: Scatter chat
spethycakes:

PhuzNutz: Hoot. Beaut-filed hoot.
Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the streeeeeam
Mr_Horrible: "Wow, this one chatter has been timed out like 7 times this week, are they causing trouble?" "No not really"
drizztnailo: adams on the hunt
PhuzNutz: Thanks Spoopy Boys
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible "*They're* not causing trouble"
LostThePirate: G'night all
Mr_Horrible:
true, the better response
DaFhaye: I'm amazed no one else got shot honestly
Juliamon: There is one upside to the Twitch update, which is that Firefox actually notices when the stream goes offline promptly
Juliamon: whether that's worth the not knowing when it goes LIVE, jury's still out
NotCainNorAbel: I get the feeling that the update is on purpose in order to impact view bots.
Juliamon: Probably
Juliamon: heaven forbid they make a change for user QoL
NotCainNorAbel: 1. Profit, 2. Profit, 3??? 4. Profit
Juliamon: 3 is "enable hate groups"
Juliamon: no I'm not bitter that they rejected the request to remove Autism Speaks from their list of charities
NotCainNorAbel: yeah. anytime I see that one I want to rant.
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