TXC2: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Where's the gun CAPCOM?!
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Gaming!
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Mr_Horrible:
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Mr_Horrible:
when street fighter 8 is out, they'll still be playing street fighter 6 
HorusFive: The sunk cost fallacy is real- we're never leaving
Kentosaurus: It's Yargle Day!
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bytecaster: So what are we thinking about the "Through the Omenpaths" cards? Any Ur-Spider enjoyers?
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Kentosaurus: Happy Yargle Day to those who celebrate!
Mindfire13: Happy Yargle Day everyone!
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Flyingdelorion:
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gnomebot1: I collect superhero figures, but I am a little worried about trying paper versus arena.
Mindfire13: This may be my favorite Yargle Day event
TXC2:
card magic with spiderman vs digital magic with archno lad 
Juliamon:
psst 
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2:
I hear Yargle day made things broken on arena?
TXC2: THRILL as a man Toots
nickipedia45: Is it too early to ask about a Spiderman PPR?
TXC2: !ppr
TXC2: Over any number of game
Mindfire13: Evasion and equipment
Voidhawk42: It's damn near impossible, because people scoop
ThanhtTheBoss: What are the awards up top?
EvilBadman: Class of '9/3 doesn't seem to have the "doesn't count again sparky or direct challenges" when you hover over the seal
Kentosaurus: In space, no one can hear you yargle.
nickipedia45: Lots of people are running mdfcs as their only lands
Barb4rian: Those chievos sound too try-hard for me
Mindfire13: Does it count Yargle and Multani, or just Yargle, Glutton of Urborg?
marchphoenix: hey G hope you'er enjoying magics I'm playing MHWilds
Flyingdelorion: this event was fun! Just did it!
bytecaster: 14 yargle
TXC2: 14 Yarggles
BoomerAang_Squad: nope
Voidhawk42: oh, and the Class of 9/3 doesn't count damage in the Yargle in Space event. Despite it being one of the only places you're likely to do it
ThanhtTheBoss: Well, this looks like it will help with dealing damage with Yargle...
Mindfire13: Just spacecraft
bytecaster: Rude
TXC2: ARENA! (jazz hands)
matthaus_c: @Voidhawk42 how very dare
matthaus_c: (nobody liked that)
Voidhawk42: That *may* have been a bug. They repatched earlier today I think
bytecaster: Nobody can hear you get achievements in space, after all
EvilBadman: No Yarg, eaasy mull
Barb4rian: ^
bytecaster: The deck does have 110 cards, IIRC
TXC2: what are the odds?
bytecaster: So there is only a little more than 10% yarg
BoomerAang_Squad: the ship tutors for yargle
bytecaster: Oh no, they are yarging off
noSmokeFire: it targles for yargles
bytecaster: We can give their ship flying!
matthaus_c: delicacy is a strong draw
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Spades_Slicc: Are we yargling?
Spades_Slicc: oh alchemy
bytecaster: What are we getting?
bytecaster: Good pick
BoomerAang_Squad:
Justherefortherewards: Happy Yargle day, Gargleham
matthaus_c: yargChamp
noSmokeFire: solid pick, I might've gone with yargle thoug or, depending on the op, yargle
TXC2: Spades_Slicc we doing Yargle in space
Mindfire13: This was a great idea for Yargle Day. Spacecraft's high station costs work well with Yargle's power.
Vandristine: is Yargle in space the like 5th or 6th horror movie in the franchise
TXC2: Vandristine 10th, you always go to space in the 10th movie
Justherefortherewards: Yargle and Multani's ludicrous Power is also why it's in my Mimeoplasm deck
raulghoulia: I always appreciate the effort yall put into your card reveal episodes
Vandristine: @TXC2 I mean Leprechaun went into space at like 7th movie right
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TXC2: Vandristine I don't know I've never seen those movies
doubleo21: bunch of people I played today forgot about the indestructible.
bytecaster: Did you enjoy the Spiders-Man card?
Justherefortherewards: I'm sorry you didn't get to do Spiders-Man
bytecaster: State based actions
Mindfire13: I hope someone found an Exotic ship in No Man's Sky that looks a lot like the Seriema.
BoomerAang_Squad: indestructible does not prevent damage
Mindfire13: Save the flash to cascade on opponents turn
gnomebot1: Spot is one of the cards that I want. I also need him for my Heroclix collection.
bytecaster: I do enjoy that the helm of the host always pops up its trigger, just so you don't forget
TheMerricat: This event was fun. I sorta wished they made some of these permacactive
raulghoulia: anytime grahams not on screen. chat should be saying 'where's graham?'
TXC2:
Mindfire13: You could cascade into Mind Stone
matthaus_c: mind... stoning these... y'know what forget it
TheMerricat: Mindstone is in deck
doubleo21: Things were very hit or miss
TXC2:
fantastic headphone ASMR
TheMerricat: Make sure you pop helm
vinewood_og: Is that a swamp in your pants or are you just splashing black?
TXC2:
come to the UK where there's rain followed by rain with extra rain
bytecaster: M-m-m-multi-yargle
TXC2:
cascade into the win more
bytecaster: Also gets second yargle for next turn
MrPipboy3000: need to crew it for the protect
bytecaster: Still, we got ourselves a backup yargle
Spades_Slicc: Crewtioned
vinewood_og: But how large are the hadrons?
noSmokeFire: we've had one yargle, yes, but what about second yargle
TheMerricat: The token has haste you can just tell now and win
TXC2: a dangerous question Graham
Pharmacistjudge: by an inch or a mile
bytecaster: Turns out, Yargle is meta in this format
MrPipboy3000: I built a shrine deck with Mirror Box .. one of my favorite cards of all time
EvilBadman: check that class of 9/3 chievo see if they fixed
Steelwolf171: Synergy, just as Garfield intended
RedArrogantKnight: That's got to be a bug
EvilBadman: oofa
Barb4rian: That's gross that it doesn't work
maruchanisfire: free things hype
TXC2:
small indie company you see
Voidhawk42: Also didn't get Death by Vanilla
raulghoulia: is it only Yargle day in America?
RathmoreTV: Riot is enabled
pljogging: You didn't say please though
bytecaster: Turns out, this format doesn't count as a game, because Yargle day is serious business
noSmokeFire: @raulghoulia yea, everywhere else already had yargle day in march
TheMerricat: IIRC The Reddit is saying that a lot of the achievements are either bugged or have unstated requirements
evil_h2o_elf: todargle day is yargle day!
Voidhawk42:
RathmoreTV: Note, the store has a Yargle avatar, cardback, and something else for sale, if you want them
Flyingdelorion: So they yargled the achievements...
TXC2:
also Arena has once again pushed an update that has fixed nothing
Voidhawk42: If you want to get the "no lands" one, there's a brawl deck floating around using MDFC lands and Goblin Charbelcher
TheMerricat: Mind stone is too small to cast anything off of
Juliamon: ??
RedArrogantKnight: No there's a chromatic star in the deck and a +1/+3 combat trick
Voidhawk42: You hit a 1-mana combat trick
Mindfire13: For some reason, it doesn't show the card if you can't cast it (no legal targets)
FlargBlarg: shardmage's rescue
tryllebanjo: UH
bytecaster: So rude
RedArrogantKnight: if you can't see it it's the combat trick and there's no legal target, but it's hella confusing
BoomerAang_Squad: I had that happen too, it's weird
bytecaster: We stargling while yargling
TXC2: M'yargle
Kentosaurus: it's yarglin' time
Quaseymoto: Is this that there Spiderman game I've been hearing so much about?
v_nome: Yargle? No, Ourgle.
bytecaster: Who can resist the Twargle
TXC2: I think life matters more right now
tryllebanjo: Wwwwwhat sorta draft/event is this?
TXC2: tryllebanjo special event
noSmokeFire: Cascaden't
Spades_Slicc: Can'tcade
Voidhawk42: Son, you gonna get bargles
bytecaster: Hedragle Archagle?
pljogging: My least favorite card is Yargles-Men
matthaus_c: yargle on the stack, crack chromatic star, asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
raulghoulia: not happy there's a card called Rent Is Due
tryllebanjo: The "no u" card?
v_nome: !card Spiders-Man
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
bytecaster: You can also finally "do homework" in magic!
tryllebanjo: @bytecaster Boo this man! Boo!
TXC2: v_nome lrrbot would be updated yet
TXC2: *wouldn't
matthaus_c: I believe we have died to station Dirgecraft
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
Steelwolf171: It's Good Buddy Yargle
v_nome: I didn't know where it drew from
v_nome: Seeeecrets
TXC2: lip reading time
MagicMarkerStudio: It's all over when they print a Job Application card in the spider-man set
matthaus_c: "Can you believe the provincial govt called for an Embargle on Yargle?"
bytecaster: Kathleen gets on the mic, just to tell us that secrets are afoot and then we don't get to hear, dastardly
Kentosaurus: don't worry guys, I can read lips. they're saying "Yargle yargle yargle yargle yargle..."
TXC2:
great time for me to take my headphones off so blood can go back into my ears
Juliamon: YES
vinewood_og: Yesssss
v_nome: A stupid joke? We love those!
bytecaster: Kathleen is right!
matthaus_c: still serving goth
LurkerSpine: free hat
Voidhawk42: This Hat
MrPipboy3000: Hi Alex
steelwind47: What is "Hot" in Victoria?
bytecaster: Bye Kathleen
Foxmar320:
Hello Graham and chat 
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
matthaus_c: welcome in James
matthaus_c:
hi Foxmar 
Juliamon: Never underestimate humidity
pljogging: James: "I just walked past Mac Demarco"
Foxmar320:
Humidity sucks, ask me how I know 
bytecaster: I don't know, our opponents always get value off cascade it seems
WiJohn: about 75 degrees fahrenheit, in Texas that's sweater weather
reindeering: i liked last years yargle event more
BoomerAang_Squad: there's a symbiote cat villain... what is this universe?
TXC2:
Florida doesn't have humidity, Florida has mid air swamp
realbadatthis_: Wait... 23C is hot?
MagicMarkerStudio: Agreed, we beg for 75 during summer months
Foxmar320: @TXC2 I did have to swim to get my mail today
TXC2: realbadatthis_ in Canada yes
Juliamon: realbadatthis_ with high humidity, yes
matthaus_c: @realbadatthis_ it's all contextual
RelwinEJ: this event is about as fun as momir
Foxmar320: Its hot everywhere
LurkerSpine: 24C and sunny, I can see it being hot
noSmokeFire: humidity, degree of sunlight, building insulation, ventilation, and air conditioning...
ProcyonFlynn: Building Codes - yup
Juliamon: You telling someone that they're "not really that hot" does not stop them from sweating
steelwind47: We got a high of 14C so not hot everywhere.
v_nome: As somebody who lives on the surface of the sun...
matthaus_c: I've lived all my life in high 20s/low 30s, you would /scoff/ at the kind of temperature that makes me put on a sweater
bisaflau: also it's beginning of september. I think it's hot for that time
TXC2:
same here in the UK, People don't understand how North the UK is and why it shouldn't be this hot
themercenary1987: Speaking from the uk, anything 23 and over is hot, and i melt at 26 and over
Foxmar320:
ProcyonFlynn
reindeering: as a scandinavian, anything above 20c is awful for me
theambivalentagender: It's 93 F down here in SoCal, I am NOT going outside.
matthaus_c: LKI baybee
ProcyonFlynn:
@Foxmar320
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my air conditioning recently died and it got up to 92f/33c *inside my house* X_X
Natimus_Prime: I lived in florida for a while as a kid. Temps I now think of as a pleasant afternoon were cold enough we needed winter coats becasue we were adapted to the heat.
Barb4rian: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Oh noooooo
TXC2:
Reality doesn't care about your opinion
Spades_Slicc: A great way to beat the heat I've heard about is Falling off a Sea Cliff
LostThePirate: You also live on an island, with higher humidity than many hot and dry parts of the world.
bytecaster: Dry heat, no problem, humid heat, I will die
Mystaira:
It's 38c here and I have to go outside in 20 minutes. 
Foxmar320: Humidity makes everything worse. Heat just sticks to you its gross
FlargBlarg: it was weirdly humid at PAX this year too, even in the SCC
WiJohn: Relative things are relative it's true. I did also have to walk my dog in I guess 36 degree Celsius weather today though so I'm going to remain very jealous.
TXC2: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa oofa doofa
FlargBlarg: did not envy the cosplayers in that mugginess
bytecaster: M'noist
theambivalentagender: For me I actually don't mind humidity, it's going out and getting solarblasted on all sides in places with no shade that gets me
TheAwkes: An uncharacteristically dry 43% here in Halifax at 25°C
matthaus_c: what measures are you taking to prevent the dreaded swamp ass
realbadatthis_: Just caught me off guard cuz 23C is like room temperature locally, was just making sure I didn't mishear a 33C
Juliamon: Changes of clothing are essential
matthaus_c: oh smart I always forget to pack change
bytecaster: Same, Graham, same
noSmokeFire: this kills the graham
bytecaster: Heat makes me absolutely useless
themercenary1987: This deck reminds me of my Imoti Beans Deck, where every spell is over 5 cmc, and can take 30 minuite turns from all the cascade triggers
TXC2: 30C is stop doing anything level heat
bisaflau: I feel u G
Mystaira: I also die. I'm not looking forward to being outside and out of air conditioning.
Juliamon: the fires
theambivalentagender: I recently found out my meds lower my heat tolerance so that's fun
Barb4rian: Yeah, smoke is hanging around here in MT. No like
TXC2:
"nearby" in Canada means "in the same province"
Barb4rian: Nice orange sky ><
Foxmar320: Hot, humid and smokey? No thanks
Tomnar: Today I learned it can be hot in Canada. All the ads featuring canada were lies....
LostThePirate: According the the NWS, it's 27* C here and ~64%~ humidity
theambivalentagender: @TXC2 Yeah, like how "nearby" in SoCal means "within an hour and a half drive"
TXC2: Foxmar320 Great if you're a BBQ, not if you're the weather
TXC2: theambivalentagender exactly
Juliamon: Any humidity above 45% is awful
Foxmar320: @TXC2 Now I want BBQ
LostThePirate: And I'm right next to a river, so it's always a little more humid in my very local area, lol
Natimus_Prime: Outdoors is the space between my car and my destination, and I spend as little time there as possible.
TXC2:
Now on to MWM
matthaus_c: fun fact, the person getting eaten in the artwork for Yargle is actually Thalia
TXC2:
Foxmar320 same, and it's quatre to 10 pm here 
JKBalch: Do we need to bargle the Yargle when this goes up on YouTube?
bytecaster: The humidex sound like a pokedex for water enthusiasts
Anubis169: 🌈 The mo' yo knoooooow~~
Foxmar320: Thats honestly about the same temp as it is here right now
Juliamon: as an American, I don't know what the fuck a "humidex" is
Barb4rian: @Juliamon I assume it is the "Feels Like" equivalent
TXC2: humidity changes based on air pressure
JKBalch: Huh, learning things today. Thank you @matthaus_c
bytecaster: I usually just pray to humidex, the god of humidity
Spades_Slicc: Humidity Index
Juliamon: And now places are trying to switch to dew point instead and like, that's not helpful either!!
noSmokeFire: Humidex sounds like an Obelix character
Barb4rian: Like out "Heat Index"
Barb4rian: our*
Foxmar320:
realbadatthis_: Is that like a percentage of a wetbulb event?
LurkerSpine: Yeah, just the "feels like" temp
SquareDotCube: Krog says humidex is 1. Torg: 1 what? What is humidex? Why do these things seem concerning?
matthaus_c: it's like the Pokédex
lamina5432: afternoon
Foxmar320: Numbers!
bytecaster: Love a good dew point
ProcyonFlynn: 62 point Dew
TheMerricat: "The humidex, used in Canada, and the heat index, used in the United States, both measure how hot and humid it feels, but they use different formulas and base their calculations on different moisture measurements. The humidex is derived from the dew point temperature, whereas the heat index is based on relative humidity. In general, the humidex tends to be a higher number than the heat index under the same conditions, and it focuses more on the severe discomfort that high humidity brings."
TXC2: hello lamina5432 welcome
gergorg: far en height sucks
matthaus_c: wise
Krektogar: local measurement says it's still 23°C with 61% humidity, at 22:40
FlargBlarg: non-all access brawl is always awful
hd_dabnado: all my homies HATE brawl
Barb4rian: If it were 62.2, dew would be condensing out of the air, or raining or both
Anubis169: essentially it's the "Feels like" windchill scale, but for humidity/heat
FlargBlarg: just hare apparent spam
theambivalentagender: Just jam Rofellos
TXC2: FlargBlarg Gods that card needs to be banned
TXC2: (in brawl)
raulghoulia: not my favorite 90s boyband
Spades_Slicc: Who up waxing they gibbous
bytecaster: It has one me multiple games
v_nome: Waxing gibbons?
SquareDotCube: what did you call me
Juliamon: oh fun!
bytecaster: *won
Anubis169: waxing gibbous? best get out the druidic tools!
Foxmar320: Weather reports here are like it's 95 feels like 105, don't go outside
theambivalentagender: He is
djalternative: @loadingreadyrun if you go to the achievement screen and hover over the orange part of the yargle day achievements, they’ll display the fine print on what games count or not for each
theambivalentagender: They just added Rofellos lmao
theambivalentagender: Oh nevermind
Diabore: are ya winning... sir?
TXC2:
Brawl needs like 200 cards banned out of it at this point
bytecaster: @djalternative Hot take, achievements shouldn't have fine print
zedsnk999: Bugs scare me
Flyingdelorion: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FlargBlarg: @TXC2 given that it's the only way to run something decent for a lot of people with no cards, I don't blame them - I just wish MWM was all-access more often
Diabore: yeah
Voidhawk42: They added Rofellos and Strip Mine. It has never been a worse time to be in Historic Brawl. Standard Brawl on the other hand is fine
TXC2: and I say as someone who plays almost everyday
hd_dabnado: arena anthologies
TXC2: FlargBlarg oh indeed
bytecaster: Sooooo, has this improved Brawl?
Diabore: all the talismans, all the signets, the rest of the swords, and some degenrate stuff
TXC2: he sure is
theambivalentagender: "Surely this card that has been banned in commander will be fine in Brawl"
TXC2: IT SUPER HAS NOT!
matthaus_c: so are Paradox Engine and Golos
bytecaster: Time to get strip locked!
SquareDotCube: Improve brawl, call it melee
TXC2: Hello James
hd_dabnado: I played a game recently where my opponent exiled rofellos under a cauldron
theambivalentagender: @bytecaster Depends on your definition of "improved"
cheezweazl:
Voidhawk42: @bytecaster Ask Amy what she thinks of it, if you want to hear a scream
Flyingdelorion: Historic Brawl = now Brawl people
TehAmelie: what did Yargle do to earn a day anyway?
TehAmelie: also hi
TXC2: TehAmelie be a meme I guess
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie worker's rights advocacy
bytecaster: Poor floor, it supports you every day, why slander it
bartimus_thundercask: He is banned in commander but they are also added alot of the swords
Flyingdelorion: Also hello James!
SquareDotCube: But Graham, without the floor you'd have nothing to stand on
JKBalch: "Praise be His Teeth"
Diabore: also 20 games with at least 25 nonland cards from dominaria
svenning28: its also bugged
Flyingdelorion: I just played Yargle in brawl
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Diabore: @svenning28 no longer bugged, it was hot patched
TXC2:
not hot enough
djalternative: Several of the Yargle Day achievements only include brawl
realbadatthis_: hot fixes in your area
TXC2:
also that 9 day limit on the cheevos sucks
Voidhawk42: Who passed that??
matthaus_c: Yargle Cube
djalternative: Upside, the 93 damage achievement lets you beat up sparky for it
bartimus_thundercask: Do we know if having 25 rat colonies count to the achievement
Diabore: 1 didnt take it right? because it was pick 2?
TXC2: I guess they thought 7 mana was too much ?
accountmadeforants: You have 9 more days, fortunately
bytecaster: I mean, 9 is a significant number after all
Gekyouryuu: You know what they haven't revealed yet, as far as I'm aware, but would love? a card of live action Japanese Spider-Man from the 70s. Bonus points if there's an alt art that is a screenshot from the show.
EvilBadman: Yeah yargle in space is 13 more hours
TXC2: like 10 more hours for Yargle in space
Spades_Slicc: I just played softnum!
Diabore: they might have misread endstone and thought it was only reasonable
matthaus_c:
constructed card 
Voidhawk42: Seth did a fun standard deck with it and Hare Apparent
couchboyj: Maybe there was a Quiddler in there with the Endstone
Voidhawk42: "Nucking Futs"
TXC2: "right this halfs my life total each turn....."
Flyingdelorion: Well I did decked myself and lost a game with in just the other day...
noSmokeFire: how often do you hit seven mana for the endstone in this format?
Diabore: quantum riddler
matthaus_c: Quantum Riddler
Voidhawk42: !card Quantum Riddler
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
rentar42: it wins the game
matthaus_c: it gets a 65.9% games in hand winrate is what it does
Kentosaurus: more like quantum rizzler
djalternative: Quantum Riddler riddles your quantums
Flyingdelorion: It's played in Standard for what that's worth...
matthaus_c: yah
rentar42: it "cycles" for U1 ...
noSmokeFire: quirked up rizzler
matthaus_c: Quiddler and Ouroboroid are tied for winningest cards in the set
TXC2:
there are cards in standard that aren't Vivi?
Voidhawk42: @matthaus_c Interesting. Where is Cosmogrand on that list?
EvilBadman: Yeah cauldron
matthaus_c: @Voidhawk42 not far behind. best white card by a significant margin at 63.7%
djalternative: yeah. that's the same in paper too
couchboyj: Cosmogrand is held back by the rest of white, but just a bit
lamina5432: if it was on the right and not on the line I feel like it would look better
Diabore: tractor beam is so good, i stole my ops 6/6 red guy that landfalls for a nonland
Gekyouryuu: Oh, actually, if they make a card of live action Japanese Spider-Man, they can name it "Spider-Man, Emissary from Hell"
raulghoulia: Leopardon at the very least
Gekyouryuu: He shows up in the comics, actually
Wrexadecimal: Toku spiderman *does* make an apeparance in the comics
djalternative: Tekuya is in the comics too
Gekyouryuu: Also, Japanese Spider-Man is WHY sentai got giant robots
bytecaster: Spider-verse pulls in all, I assume
cyrix240: i imagine there is some licensing there
raulghoulia: original Spider-Verse comic event
Gekyouryuu: Spider-Man is responsible for the megazord
drrek0: The Spider-Verse events in the comics mean basically every spider-man has appeared in the comics
TalpTheScot: whats one more spiderman in a format with 100 spiderpeople
accountmadeforants: There's already some 500 Spiders-Man in the set it feels like, surely they can fit in a few dozen more
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: are we getting anything akin to a reprint of Earthbind, that takes away Flying from the target?
djalternative: no. Spiderman IS legit the inspiration for the Megazord
Kaus_Jason: no it's true tokusatus heros having giant robots is because it was popular in spiderman toku
KingOfDoma: No, seriously, Leopardon's success is pretty directly tied to the use of giant robots in Super Sentai, yeah...
bytecaster: This set is gonna make talking about cards so difficult, everybody is named Spider-man
TehAmelie:
Spiders-Man still only counts as one
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djalternative: I can't believe they made a card of Spinarette and Spiderling. I was not expecting Peter's Alt Univers wife and daughter to get a card. They're my favorite oft forgotten deep cut
lamina5432: do we have a 2/4 with reach yet?
couchboyj: Spider blood, spider blood, radioactive spider blood
TalpTheScot: search spider hero
doubleo21: I’m bummed Spiders-Man doesn’t have myriad
matthaus_c: @bytecaster and they are yet to be named a secret second thing, too!
tryllebanjo: Radioactive Spider Bot?
TXC2:
we live in a world were Jeri Ryan taking the job on Star Trek Voyager led to Barack Obama becoming President, anything is possible
TXC2: also Hello Raiders
bytecaster: Giant spider, but in New York
Shurtal: O/
raulghoulia: @TXC2 i love that fact
couchboyj: Just hanging out in Central Park
tsp397: I was hoping for more cards of normal New York things
Gekyouryuu: The toku Spider-Man was so popular with his giant robot, and also the third Sentai was made in collab with marvel because it was originally going to be a Captain America show, so they added a giant robot and all sentai since have had mechs, the first two didn't.
Shurtal: Magic magic magic? Magic.
TalpTheScot: and a bagel
bytecaster: Bagel with Smear
TehAmelie: there was a comic where an evil corp tried to make a Spider-Man and the guy mutated into just a giant spider. would have been perfect.
Shurtal: Bagel
Gekyouryuu: The robot is WHY it's called SUPER sentai
Spades_Slicc: Okay hear me out, cut the endstone and singularity and put those skittermaws back in
evil_h2o_elf: a subway, the staten island ferry
KingOfDoma: Swarm, Being of Bees has some of the silliest flavour text I've ever read
Diabore: ngl hate that youre not joking graham
tsp397: I just want a whole set of that stuff
lamina5432: there should be land for each district
djalternative: I hope the normal new york cards don't have much through the omenpaths to them
raulghoulia: the subway train is a card
couchboyj: Bees? Bees!
sephsays: I really enjoy Taxi Driver as a card. It feels like it could actually exist in other planes, with non-yellow-cab art
TXC2: I LOVED the Tiny towers shorts
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TXC2: "you're so lucky I'm not bees"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: good job, james.
matthaus_c: 0451PantsOff
vinewood_og: Or the dogs with bees in their mouth!? And when they bark they shoot bees at you!?!?
TXC2: they should be on youtube
KingOfDoma: Also, thumbing through the spoilers now, and there's a card called Vibrant Cityscape that is JUST an image of Manhattan
TehAmelie: @lamina5432 i bet they had a meeting about it that ended with arguments about which boroughs are really New York
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: N_minus_1_PantsOff
djalternative: they've definitely been reposted as part of retro lookback/overnight watchalong vids before
TXC2: 2014 ?
bytecaster: Why is James turning us all into ash?
bytecaster: *trying
TXC2: oooof
Gekyouryuu: If you still doubt me, Graham, I trust that Ian and Cori can corroborate my claims about Spider-Man and the megazord
nyoomgoom: 231, twenty-three is number 1
TXC2:
I'm like half of those tiny tower views, never played the game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 1-2, 3-2, 3-2-1, go!
bytecaster: Timecapsule!??!?
RathmoreTV: ow, my back
lamina5432: gut punch
Shurtal: Take y'all back hurting pills
matthaus_c: disturbed that you were not joking about Spider-Man and the Megazord (complimentary) @Gekyouryuu
CaptainSpam: TIME. Is marching on. And TIME...
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I recently made a map for Unreal Tournament 2004, a game that game out six years ago :')
matthaus_c: should stop having a swig of bone hurting juice before bad
RathmoreTV: No one tells you that you can SLEEP WRONG
matthaus_c: bed*
EvilBadman: Just one sneeze wrong from a bad time
bytecaster: I am SO bad at sleep
Shurtal: i mean, i threw my back out brushing my teeth, so i'm not one to talk
KingOfDoma: Honestly, back pain jokes hit different after Graham's medical difficulties
djalternative: Graham, like last week where I showed you superman suplexing darkseid, I promise you Spiderman invented the Megazord
accountmadeforants: The Truth About Elevators sounds like a Crapshot title already
matthaus_c: what have they figured out that we don't know about elevators
KingOfDoma:
Not that they're inappropriate, just that they come with an extra dose of knowledge of my own mortality
TehAmelie: i figured it out, the passage of time itself is the bone hurting juice
Shurtal: Leopardon 4 EVAH
bytecaster: Next you are telling me Spiderman build all those Gundams?!?
Bruceski: Was Leopardon the first zord? I thought there was prior work in that vein
raulghoulia: we are all rapidly oxidizing
TXC2: right chat I'm off
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: two-tor
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and James
matthaus_c: Canlander playable Consult The Star Charts
RelwinEJ: fixed Dig Through Time
Flyingdelorion: Bye @TXC2 Stay safe!
Diabore: what if stock up was instant?
Mindfire13: Dig Through Space
EvilBadman: @matthaus_c vintage Cube all star
bytecaster: Gottem
vinewood_og: The Finger Guy?
matthaus_c:
Consult the Star Charts is at a very mediocre 56.2% 
bytecaster: The campaign is now much more compelte
EvilBadman: POE2 had a very big PAX Presence. It was wild.
bytecaster: The PoE subreddits are a little unhinged
Gekyouryuu: @Bruceski There were two seasons of Sentai before then, but they had no robot. Spider-Man was a collab between Toei and Marvel. They were going to make more shows, but a planned Captain America show turned into the third Sentai instead, and the first SUPER sentai branded season because of the giant robot
Mindfire13: At worst, Consult the Star Charts is an instant speed Sleight of Hand (as an instant).
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Grim Dawn is getting a new expansion soon, that's my personal go-to singleplayer arpg
bytecaster: People are eating good in terms of ARPGs at the moment, and Diablo4 is also here
lamina5432: any word on the seasonal thing with it?
JosephDeath: Tomorrow at 7 AM PST
matthaus_c: tomorrow unless Silksong gets delayed so it doesn't compete with Silksong
JosephDeath: Not that I'm counting
bytecaster: It is very funny, that every other game immediately evacuated the release date.
Shurtal: taht Jason Schrier interview was wild: We don't think we miss managed this. *proceeds to describe mismanagement*
bytecaster: Hellclock is a Survivor like right?
matthaus_c: oh the one about Canudos?
matthaus_c: sick game
accountmadeforants: Excellent question, next questino
bytecaster: We did find the subocean!
accountmadeforants: We made the giant cop sad about it, too
vinewood_og: Gulliver's CopCity
EvilBadman: Speaking of Stealth Puzzle, the Bond game looks neat
Gekyouryuu: @bytecaster I saw one game that didn't, and made a post that looked like they were because "we always wanted to make one of those game apology announcements"
TehAmelie: the giant cop is so moody and he sees almost everything
Greg1756: Happiest of Yargle Day gamers
raulghoulia: Milistsioner looks like a game that in 8 years Hbomberguy will put out a 4 hour video about how it's a treasured gem
accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu That's amazing
djalternative: oh right. We're getting a Bond origin story from the Hitman devs
EvilBadman: @raulghoulia oh right I have to watch Dan Olson's COD video
djalternative: @EvilBadman If you watched his pax talk on the same subject, there's not really much new
raulghoulia: @EvilBadman its good, its a longer version of a Pax video he did like a year ago
Greg1756: $300 preorder bundle of stuff
matthaus_c: I really wanted to like this set, but I can't stop missing Final Fantasy every time I try to play it
TehAmelie: do we rupture the singularity or keep it for insurance?
accountmadeforants:
@EvilBadman I really liked the CoD video. Nice to have something a bit shorter than his usual videos, too
djalternative: I'm here hoping OP opened Strip Mine
Shurtal: man, whatever happened to the Limbo/Inside devs? they announced a game in like 2017 and then just *DISAPPEARED*
bytecaster: Might be time
accountmadeforants: @Shurtal Perhaps they're simply... playing dead
djalternative: @Shurtal they got absorbed into the huddle
Shurtal: @djalternative i just did a quick google and there was news in 2020 about an Epic partnership, but then nothing after that
bytecaster: But wouldn't the whale like islands, this isn't lore accurate
Justherefortherewards: @Shurtal didnt they further announce something at like.. the latest game awards?
accountmadeforants: That different other company did release a game in 2022, if nothing else. But now there's lawsuits going on.
djalternative: did you see the newest PMG following up with the Disco situation?
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bytecaster: And now opponent scoops
raulghoulia: just rewatched that DE Checkpoint. That was a wild one because it also had the Typhlosion news
accountmadeforants:
Part of why I chose that particular news site, the opposite of burying the lede
Diabore: eat the world also is a toughie
Shurtal: but ONLY original Dominaria. United and Brother's War doesn't count
Shurtal: DFC is the way to go
DarthRagnar815: I just did that one, but it was a pain.
Justherefortherewards: but you cant play sparky unless you use the premade decks right
Voidhawk42: MDFC lands + Goblin Charbelcher
CaptainSpam: Ah, we're bargling with Yargle today?
Shadowsoflife: yargle day?
Diabore: also for some reason the through the omenpaths preorder pet is a sliver, im sure it means nothing
bytecaster: We mostly cascaded into combat tricks though
Flyingdelorion: You can still play it for fun...
djalternative: @Justherefortherewards nope. you can always bully sparky with whatever you want
Technobach: I think I played like 4 yargle games before I managed to cascade into something useful
Diabore: oh theres a battle ship
matthaus_c: why not 93
Shadowsoflife: ^
Diabore: ^
spurius: because 111 is jsut silly
Diabore: the pet is sliver, im sure this means nothing
Flyingdelorion: Ur-spider!
Diabore: triangle
Diabore: just a triangle
accountmadeforants: Honestly I've really liked the art they've shown for Through The Omenpaths, certainly a lot more than the actual set
Justherefortherewards: Omenpaths are canonically triangular
Chronomagistrate: I'm disappointed that I'm not gonna be able to play much of the limited format on Arena cos of my arachnophobia
kumatsu: why would you buy Slier when Dastardly Dwayne exists
Diabore: its a terminus, stone
Justherefortherewards: @Chronomagistrate yeah I'm not very happy with this either
matthaus_c: if you look at the full art Riverpyre Verge, that's pretty much bang on the OM1 set symbol
accountmadeforants: Okay, but when do we get Urza's Stone
bytecaster: They should have just gone Stone Infinity
djalternative: Marvel clearly owns the word Infinity
lamina5432: just call it stone , infinity
Diabore: oh graham, have you seen counter spell?
bytecaster: I think it is now called Origin, I think
bytecaster: harness is the same, I think
EvilBadman: Harness is the same, iirc
matthaus_c: the Spider-Man bonus sheet Counterspell!
Gekyouryuu: The infinity symbol is a flavor word, like the ff equip names?
EvilBadman: It's on the spidersman bonus sheet
Manitu_25: arena getting kinky, we got harnesses now lol
bytecaster: That is the reminder text for harness
Pharmacistjudge: eternal
matthaus_c: begging to just drag that down
Chronomagistrate: Totally
tsp397: For the most part these Marvel ones are better than the Final Fantasy ones
lamina5432: why couldn't it be a centered one
matthaus_c: they don't even change the kerning or line spacing to account for the extra space taken by the black outlines
Technobach: just stick it in a comic book style box, like damn
tryllebanjo: wut wut What did I miss out on, what's just bad, bad???
Bruceski: Did they change something with how they're doing them that they didn't look bad before?
djalternative: The ones where they use real comic covers and are changing the text boxes are great though
accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu It's included in the reminder text as "Once harnessed, its ♾ ability is active", so it does do something
Justherefortherewards: I do think they did a MUCH better job matching up artwork/situation to the cards, no weird rhystic studies this time
lamina5432: there is no rules on some of the secret lairs why have them now
tryllebanjo: Ah. That.
accountmadeforants: Wow, that fucking sucks
matthaus_c: they're ostensibly premium treatments, they deserve the attention
Dog_of_Myth: The thing that gets me is they have Secret Lairs that break everything but they can't fix these?
KaleidoscopeMind: yeah... just move it down slightly
vinewood_og: How about NO?
TehAmelie: it just looks like a misprint
Jet_Almighty: Too much blank space below
Shadowsoflife: ^
AFamiliarCalledEl: My favorite part of this is that there is a nice box of empty space right below it
accountmadeforants: They're also doing textless cards in the set, for some reason.
KaleidoscopeMind: or add flavor text so it fills the space
matthaus_c: the one that really got me was the Heroic Intervention
avjamethyst: it seems like they just run them through an algorithm and don't even look
Jet_Almighty: The algorithm is called the framing
accountmadeforants: Also, if there's any card which could go without rules text, it's Actual Factual Counterspell
Earthenone: maybe the marketing team saw how much people enjoyed roboroswater and decided to lean in
Bruceski: Add a bit of a shadow overlay for the text box.
djalternative: this one however is fantastic looking
johnnylongtorso: Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-P, ship it
Voidhawk42: With the number of cards they are pumping out of the printer these days, who has time to look?
Bruceski: Instead of removing the box entirely
Voidhawk42: I wonder how the guys at scryfall have time to sleep
Jet_Almighty: They adhere too much to the framing when it doesn't matter... and don't adhere when it matters.
Dog_of_Myth: @Voidhawk42 Caffine is your friend.
TehAmelie: Venom the "hero villain" cracks me up
matthaus_c: terminus of return /I think/
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, saw that thread.
bytecaster: Oh, no, that sucks
bytecaster: That is gonna be some programming effort to account for that
accountmadeforants: They have a Patreon (and other donation options)
djalternative: I believe they are
rentar42: weren't they acquired some time ago?
matthaus_c: time to interview April King for TTC
djalternative: no. Scryfall was the one who bought something recently
Flyingdelorion: It doesn't look good for our heroes......
djalternative: right. the wiki is what I was thinking about
bytecaster: fandom wikis suck so bad
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, people finally realizing Fandom wikis are terrible and they shouldn't contribute them has been great
TehAmelie: and Fandom is so hostile to anything like fans
vinewood_og: My anti-virus hates fandom
Voidhawk42: May I take a moment to mention "anti-fandom". Literally just put "anti-" in front of any fandom wiki and it'll strip the ads out entirely
Manitu_25: that website is one of the reasons for my declining mental health lol
samwiser_: Oh marvel knowledge? You poor thing.
CaptainSpam: I was going to say it's not that hard to start a MediaWiki instance, but I realized it kinda is when you want to make sure it doesn't blow up your server.
TheAwkes: Fandom is probably the url family that I've used "block element" on the most.
djalternative: my adblockers are pretty good at keeping fandom bareable
Manitu_25: every time i click on the first result after a search and land on their site i loose 5 minutes of my life time
bytecaster: More companies should host their associated wiki, poe does host their community wiki for example
Manitu_25: "lose
ElektroTal: i really need to make a shivam and wheeler wiki, but that's work
Juliamon: Please contribute to the wiki, but also, please be gentle to it
djalternative: You've just reminded me of the now dead LRR bot arena (aka the forums)
KaleidoscopeMind: and for doing good morning moonbase intros
ElektroTal: just got here, did i miss something?
TehAmelie: ah yes, Sothera. i've been trying to remember that name for days
bytecaster: How dare things be work, it's unreasonable really
djalternative: @ElektroTal they called you out on main
Diabore: james start doing the curse magic
accountmadeforants: @bytecaster Yes, but what if, instead, that company made a shitty Discord chatroom that's impossible to access without an app and doesn't show up in search engines.
TheAwkes: @ElektroTal Just post your show scripts to a Tumblr account, instead. Practically the same thing!
ElektroTal: lol
Jet_Almighty: Personally, I prefer the FF bonus sheet over Spidermans
ElektroTal: my point was less the design (which sucks) and more the card choices, lol
ElektroTal: rofl
ElektroTal: can you imagine me and wheeler on a script of any kind
Justherefortherewards: The card choices make a lot more sense with the artwork this time around
Jet_Almighty: Wheeler followed a script for Friday Nights... Right?
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ElektroTal: lorthos as doc ock is way more thematic than cloud as tymna or whatever
Mindfire13: The Spiderman cards using actual comic art is better than the game screenshots, but the text needs to be worked on in terms of both.
bytecaster: They should put Labman in every UB limited format with an unhinged art choice send tweet
kumatsu: @ElektroTal I imagine you two starting on a script and throwing it out 3 minutes in with a sigh of relief
Manitu_25: @ElektroTal if the script said: "go off rails, now." in the first line? sure lol
djalternative: I mean, 60 years of material will give you a lot to work with
Cptasparagus: i'm sad that Madame Web isn't as crazy
ElektroTal: i'm just really upset about how the ff bonus sheet ended up, so anything moderately better gets me excited
TheAwkes:
"Script" is pithier than "card lists and napkin notes about show structure" 
djalternative: I'm so glad that Magic sets work far enough out that we're definitely not getting Paul in this set
raulghoulia: Morbius card when?
ElektroTal: @kumatsu to be fair we have a very detailed outline to make sure we remember what to talk about, but it's mainly a list of cards
Bleeding_Edge: I like the sheet
bytecaster: @raulghoulia Given the deep cuts, Morbius feels likely
Manitu_25: also, cn we have back set and draft boosters? pretty please?
TehAmelie: i bet Hasbro wouldn't dare give Morbius a card
lamina5432: the lands ones are neat
bytecaster: I like the March of the Machines one with the legendaries
Voidhawk42: Alternatively, 1:10000 play boosties get a Settle the Wreckage
accountmadeforants:
So, for Scryfall ownership. Apparently it's owned by Corey Csuhta (who is also its lead engineer), but Cardmarket has been supporting them for a while (and recently increased that support, but no acquisition or anything of the sort): https://www.cardmarket.com/en/Insight/Articles/scryfall-x-cardmarket (No clue about other employees, though. But Scryfall does frequently mention a "team", so)
Mindfire13: OG art > new art > art from comics > game screenshot
TheAwkes: If they print a Morbius card, can we force them to reprint it?
2Flower: "Morbin' Time" as an instant.
Jet_Almighty: Variance? In Magic? What?
Diabore: i like when the bonus sheet is in every pack, so you can kind of expect them, with the 1 in 3 of FF and the 1 in 8 of this and the future of 1 in 24 its much worse
ElektroTal: so what i'm learning is that if i want to stream, i can't also watch a stream at the same time.
samwiser_: I dont enjoy getting blown out by bonus sheet nonsense
kumatsu: Also fun personal Magic news, I got asked to make the jump from judging at MC Atlanta to being an Event Host directly contracted with WotC
Gekyouryuu: just saw a post on tumblr from August last year that is funny enough to share: "the Ever Given was March 2021. the Titan submersible was June 2023. circa September 2025 we're due for another round of the internet's favorite game show, How Fucked Is That Boat"
TehAmelie: @kumatsu that sounds like a step up, congrats
Mindfire13: While I kinda wish Sothera was part of a cycle of different stars, the Planets mostly take that place, and arguably makes more sense.
Diabore: 40k
Mindfire13: 138k people
ElektroTal: i have been terrified to actually start streaming for like no good reason
djalternative: Mafia, The Old Country just cam out
djalternative: came*
accountmadeforants: Love it when a stream/YouTube video is a million people watching someone else with 10 viewers
sporkraptor: well I suppose They're Having Fun
Chronomagistrate: @kumatsu Congrats!
RayFK: LRR Reacts
NonchalantAvenger: how did cai get to that insane amount?
RayFK: Lereacts
NonchalantAvenger: Kai*
djalternative: I know Ludwig always gets permission when he does react content. Others not so much
EJGRgunner: Dear Doctos LRR, How are you? Getting enough “me” time?
ElektroTal: youtube fed me a video that was a lady reacting to another person making a reaction video, and that's when i closed the window and walked away
KingOfDoma: LoadingReadyReact
Athelgar: MST3LRR
KingOfDoma: (you can have that for free)
bytecaster: Those videos are great!
lamina5432: the corridor videos is good
djalternative: the LRR discord watches the VFX artists react series
accountmadeforants: Part of me regrets that the Fine Bros didn't manage to somehow copyright the act of watching someone else's content and then recording that reaction
lamina5432: thats the kind of react content I like
Kentosaurus: they are subject matter experts whose opinion matters
Voidhawk42: I get shorts, of clips of them doing analysis. Seem good stuff
Mindfire13: LoadingReadyReact is a channel name thats right there.
v_nome: Oh, I've been seeing those but not clicking on them because clickbaity
RayFK: That sounds dumb, just stick yourself in front of a soundboard and watch a movie illegally
AdamYMHMI: LRR reacts to LRR sketches
RayFK: Perfect
TheAwkes: I stopped watching Corridor when Brandon got really into VR and haven't looked back.
djalternative: Corridor recently just had the inventor of Clippy on to talk about it (and also love death and robots)
bytecaster: LRR reacts to great and bad fart jokes on the internet
RayFK: I feel like it would be comedy review or Editing review
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, Corridor Digital looks simple from the thumbnails and titles but is high-effort as fuck.
lamina5432: I mean the Olympic symbols is kind of a react video
sporkraptor: I'd be interested in watching that tbh
Gadora: LRR react videos to old LRR videos.
Mindfire13: LoadingReadyReact: a channel where 1 person shows a panel of 3 people videos/clips they want them to react to
djalternative: Yeah. You can do a science of comedy editing in movies series
RayFK: LRR Reacts to the worst moments of Desert Bus. (Absolutely not)
matthaus_c: morbidly curious to see the alternate universe where LRR is entirely unethical
CaptainSpam: @bytecaster "Oh god. Our entire careers have been a lie. Fart jokes have advanced so much in twenty years."
djalternative: I'd watch that as a filmmaker myself
Manitu_25: I heard Hackers would be a good movie to start that LRR-Movie watching series
Athelgar: the public domain movie nights are a cool thing
RayFK: Guy drops for short
matthaus_c: they are WHAT
bytecaster: Good bit
CaptainSpam: Menthol eyedrops.
phoenixfeather14: oh, no!
Shurtal: "The Crew gets Blinded"
accountmadeforants: Oh god, the menthol eyedrops, I heard about those
bytecaster: Gotta stop your eyes from overheating
CaptainSpam: For GAMERS.
iris_of_ether: *sizzle*
djalternative: I don't remember, have yall tasted switch 2 cartridges yet or no?
MajorFrostbyte: That does not sound like something that should be legal
matthaus_c: you didn't stutter, I just short circuited
sporkraptor:
that sounds absolutely vile 
accountmadeforants: Can't wait until they hit us with the Capsaicin Eyedrops.
Pharmacistjudge: i remember those
bytecaster: Gamers should be illegal, yes
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Jet_Almighty: They tasted switch 1 carts
matthaus_c: gamer girl bath eye drops
TehAmelie: i follow a couple of channels who make a living reacting to movies. seems pretty relaxed, but you have to not have watched any movies released in the last 40 years previously
CaptainSpam: Gamers: We're gonna live forever(tm)!
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c instant pinkeye
RayFK: LRR Lickies.
djalternative: you've licked switch carts twice but I don't remember if you've done switch 2 carts yet
TehAmelie: well they don't show the movies in the videoes
lamina5432: you have to cut up and blurr the movies half the time
sporkraptor: Wet Nugs was basically a reaction sequence... to HORROR
Spades_Slicc: !card vote out
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djalternative: oh hey Graham, did you see the picture of Tang Mac and Cheese I posted in the discord recently?
TehAmelie: yeah you'll have to sync up
bytecaster: It's just the riff track, I assume
TehAmelie: just like Rifftrax but with video i guess
lamina5432: there might be like the bottom quarter and they share some key scenes
RayFK: Tang in there champ
bytecaster: tang and cheese, or mac and tang?
Voidhawk42: I admit I've watched a few "We watch Hot Fuzz for the first time!" youtbe reacts. Because that film is so good
djalternative: It's a good idea for a DB bit this year. Will it Mac and Cheese?
Gekyouryuu: Big McLargeHuge
sporkraptor: what are they?
saucemaster5000: final sacrifice is so canadian
Mangledpixel: Space Mutiny is a solid choice
Shurtal: Gristle McThornbody LIVES
CaptainSpam: I thought Space Mutiny was South Africa, not Canada?
bytecaster: "Driving Account"
djalternative: pay it in itunes gift cards
2Flower: Not my driving account!
zeathean: seems legit
CaptainSpam: Final Sacrifice is VERY Canada.
MrPipboy3000: The Final Sacrifice or Space Mutany are the best intro to MST3K
NonchalantAvenger: sounds VERYYYY legit
CaptainSpam: Rowsdowner: Canadian hero.
CaptainSpam: Rowsdower, I mean.
trevarooo: I got one recently but it accidentally came as a group text lol
djalternative: I get junk texts telling me they'll give me 250k in small business loans pretty often
raulghoulia: mine keep saying "do you mind if we chat?"
Saunabath: Space Mutiny. So ridiculous MST3K guys riffed it again in Rifftrax
BorealMage: Oh I get junk texts constantly, it sucks. Mostly political ones.
AdamYMHMI: Of the new stuff. Call Wilderness is a great intro episode
sporkraptor: I get spam calls just about daily
lightfut: Do we think that was gpt or no?
Cptasparagus: so many digits means its from an email
matthaus_c: I appreciate that I get artisanal scam calls, instead of robo bullshit
ForOhForError: I've gotten spam meant for the texas boomer who had this number before me. For 10 years.
tsp397: I got a scam call this week warning me that my computer has Coronavirus
sporkraptor: @ForOhForError oh that sounds *delightful*
BorealMage: @tsp397 That's kind of incredible
sporkraptor: @tsp397 ffffhaahaha
bytecaster: @tsp397 I hope you put a mask on it just to be save
kumatsu: keep your liquid cooling intake high
TehAmelie: hope your computer doesn't get any lasting organ damage
sporkraptor: that's what you get when you don't mask your pc
vinewood_og: Never Norton!
matthaus_c: booster shot for your CPU
ForOhForError: @sporkraptor I get to curse out a lot of text chats
Gekyouryuu: Norton Antibiotics
djalternative: the most recent trend that absolutely APPALS me is scam calls that are sponsored. they call my store incessantly saying, "This call is brought to you by..."
matthaus_c: McAfee is both my least favourite antivirus and my least favourite libertarian
Manitu_25: mcafee would kill you after the three month trial
CaptainSpam: Last I ever heard, Peter Norton himself is a pretty fine guy in the MS-DOS era, it was when Symantec took over the product that it went to crap.
sporkraptor: oh hey... speaking of, I'm getting a spam call right now >___<
djalternative: @sporkraptor put them on speaker so we can all listen
Wolfstrike_NL:
so many 2 power creatures
sporkraptor: @djalternative nah, I just don't answer. most of the ones I've picked up just immediately hang up on me anyway XD
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Spades_Slicc: I know where you can get a land
TehAmelie: Beamsaw is ready. . .to die
Spades_Slicc: No it's kill the prospector
djalternative: have you seen Dropout's trailer for Crowd Control? I'm very hype since I saw the pilot
Jet_Almighty: Just ask the opponent nicely for one of their lands.
djalternative: with archenemy charm I'd guess they're mono black
Spades_Slicc: simply kill their culler 5 times
KingOfDoma: It'd be weird if the Monoists didn't support a mono-color deck
bytecaster: 2 isn't even 1
AdamYMHMI: Turns out they're a 5-color deck
Manitu_25: lmao just read, that ultra pro's, spoodermen accessories got canceled. wotc and marvel really f-ing their first set up
Pharmacistjudge: yes
Pharmacistjudge: he was in law school
MajorFrostbyte: Engineering, Engage Stabilizers!
Pharmacistjudge: he went to vegas
bytecaster: the line
ThePixelSavage:
we could probably formulate a mathematical theorem that could prove 1 is in fact 0
djalternative: yeah. I know some math nerds can prove 1=0 if they wanted to
bytecaster: @ThePixelSavage 1 != 0 is typically part of the definition of the relevant algebraic structures.
MajorFrostbyte: "You Up?"
djalternative: mana tithe?
sporkraptor: surprisingly quiet whale noises
KingOfDoma: Bird in the hand...
sporkraptor: in space no-one can hear the whale sing
kumatsu: I've thought about doing that with people I worked with in Boy Scouts
ThePixelSavage: @sporkraptor but you can hear it from inside the whale
bytecaster: Play a Spiderman
MegaDosX: Read the cards
KaleidoscopeMind: draw a land
sporkraptor: @ThePixelSavage if you're inside the whale you've got other problems XD
Jet_Almighty: your best
BorealMage: Play lands and spells
lamina5432: play a creature
Manitu_25: escape concede
sporkraptor: click things
ThePixelSavage:
@sporkraptor well at least you are not in the emptiness of space!
bytecaster: We do have a flyer
TehAmelie: i propose drawing a mix of lands and spells and then playing them
djalternative: hit the windows button and then click the button labled "shut down" and then hit yes
sporkraptor: @ThePixelSavage I supose there's a debate to be had about whether it's better to be in space, or to be in a space whale...
djalternative: Doc McStuffins, right?
Chronomagistrate: I miss Doc
Pharmacistjudge: SGdoc
lamina5432: I have watched old episodes
AugmentingPath: SGDoc, Boros Fist bump
sporkraptor: I don't!
lamina5432: dd he say are you playing magic?
LurkerSpine: I don't think he's streamed in link a decade
Pharmacistjudge: he's a prosecutor i think
sporkraptor: he got a Law Job
CaptainSpam: Oh god there's legitimately people who have streamed before and haven't streamed in OVER A DECADE.
ThePixelSavage: what did he answer though?
djalternative: He ascended from being a rules lawyer to a true lawyer
ThePixelSavage: "new phone, who that?"
Pharmacistjudge: what?!?
djalternative: tell him we say hi back
ElektroTal: rofl
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iris_of_ether: OMG
MajorFrostbyte:
AugmentingPath: oof, elektotal'd
MWGNZ:
ghyllnox:
ElektroTal:
walked right into that one
Ravynn: Shivam's bot has escaped containment
KaleidoscopeMind: sometimes i can still see his messages in chat
lamina5432:
Flyingdelorion: He is a nice guy who works for the state? That's rare...
Diabore: id sac mechan
ElektroTal: that said, i called graham once and he was like, holy crap is everything alright, and i just had some mundane ass question i didn't feel like texting, lol
Diabore: ah that was the trick
ThePixelSavage: @Flyingdelorion its because the nes-cycle prioritizes the horrible people, but there are quite a few really good people keeping the government working despite the best efforts of a certain part of the political spectrum trying their best to destroy everything
ThePixelSavage: *news-cycle
ElektroTal: i am old!
iris_of_ether: There's a song I need to find and share on that haha
bytecaster: If someone calls me, I would also panic
CaptainSpam: Why would anyone call people these days? We have phones!
ElektroTal: i mean, fair, lol
vinewood_og: If you call me, somebody better be hurt lol
djalternative: sometimes it's quicker to call and ask a specific question than it is to write out an entire essay
sporkraptor: hands up, who remembers land lines
MWGNZ: phone someone and open with 'dont worry everythings ok' to incite full panic
BorealMage: @sporkraptor I still have one, even
AugmentingPath:
@MWGNZ
Manitu_25: still have my childhood best friends landline memorized. my fiancees number? no clue.
v_nome:
@MWGNZ
Barb4rian: o/
DarthRagnar815: As someone who doesn't like talking on the phone, that sounds fine to me.
LurkerSpine: Well as long as you don't attach a phone to it, your'e fine
Mai_Andra:
I get 20 calls a months, and every one is automated spam. No, I do not answer the phone. 
sporkraptor: they can make you have it but can't make you use it XD
moamyn: o/
ghyllnox: "Well I'm giving it back"
Natimus_Prime: I occasionally have to text my brother with "Hey, got a long question can I call you?" because he won't pick up otherwise.
AdamYMHMI: Time to sign up for dial-up with that land-line!
ForOhForError: my folks still use them - though that's for actually really needing a landline for journalism purposes
ThePixelSavage:
its also a littel ironic that we all have machines in our pockets specifically designed to be always contactable by phone yet a large portion of us do not want to be called
MegaDosX:
So you're saying you want us to call you?
Juliamon: James
Athelgar: phone calls costing $0.15/min on a Bell plan really killed my desire to talk on the phone in my early 20s, and working in a call center burred it in my late 20s
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, subs are 25% off, we'd be buying 75 subs
djalternative: If I call Kathleen, will she hand it to graham?
AugmentingPath: going pot of greed mode
KaleidoscopeMind: is his number 7 and 5/8ths (hat size)? didn't specify what kind of number
Pharmacistjudge: ok got death by vanilla achievement
TehAmelie: i liked having a landline as insurance but then i was paying over $40 a month just in case the power went out for days and also i had to make calls
Diabore: they die?
ThePixelSavage: but then they are one blocker short
Diabore: it very doesnt work
AugmentingPath: do you just have them dead if you swing out?
Diabore: @ThePixelSavage 2 even, we have a menache
MegaDosX: Yeah they're dead if you swing
sporkraptor: crew the skiff up *techno music*
BorealMage: @TehAmelie The thing that sucks is that most landlines are VOIP now, so they still die when the power cuts...
Flyingdelorion: Aren't the still dead?
MegaDosX: You have a big menace creature and they're one blocker less than your attackers
AugmentingPath: looks dead to me
Flyingdelorion: You read my mind creepy!
ThePixelSavage: they are just dead here
MajorFrostbyte: No mana for trickies either.
AugmentingPath: the old block block concede
ThePixelSavage: @Diabore thrue that
AdamYMHMI: "The Way That Math Is" sounds like a good Math textbook title
2Flower: Spiders, man.
sporkraptor: manspider
AugmentingPath: Do we know anything about the set's flavor on Arena?
ThePixelSavage: @AdamYMHMI or the most depressing essay on math and its inevitable reality describing qualities - existential dread guaranteed
MegaDosX: @AugmentingPath We've seen three cards so far, not enough to get a whole picture but they give me hope it's not just "man-spider" or whatever people were joking it'd be
AugmentingPath: @MegaDosX fair enough
djalternative: in last week's Ultimate Spider-Man, there was no appearance of Spider-Man and Mary Jane knocks Gwen Stacy out in a restaurant bathroom
ElektroTal: also, my atlanta schedule is wide open, if you need any help with your events
bytecaster: I just want to see all the goofy spider + person cards on Arena
LurkerSpine: oh so live drafts and not pre-record?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Instead of fighting, maybe they could play Magic: the Gathering?
Diabore: so im greedy and like drafting, i think it would have been fun to do 2 matches per pod, and the 4 winners draft again, but that seems like a much longer day
djalternative: do you have a spider-crown?
KaleidoscopeMind: so if someone in group A doesn't want to stay the whole time, they just gotta lose?
MegaDosX: Scions of the Ur-Spider is a /little/ goofy with not-Zur floating next to the giant spider, but I really like Kraza's design
moamyn:
Scion of the Ur-spider looks really cool. It makes me want to see an Ur-spider later on 
Diabore: "...oops"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm not sure I could stay in a game if that happened to me. Especially at low rank.
ThePixelSavage: black still the best color in Magic it turns out
TehAmelie: is the ur-spider Shelob?
MegaDosX: Sunset Saboteur put in some work for me at my prerelease for this set
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun so im greedy and like drafting, i think it would have been fun to do 2 matches per pod, and the 4 winners draft again, but that seems like a much longer day
bytecaster: They should add a spider-free mode to the Omenpath set for accessibility send tweet
AugmentingPath: @bytecaster ____-Man
Chronomagistrate: @bytecaster 100%
MegaDosX: "Arachnophobia mode"
Shadowsoflife: @AugmentingPath spooders mans
AugmentingPath: @MegaDosX arachnophobia is so dumb. They should just let spiders get married
MegaDosX: @AugmentingPath Bars tho
MajorFrostbyte: I'm waiting for the two pod winners having the same archtype and we use the spiderman meme for them.
MegaDosX: This card's name still annoys me >_>
djalternative: for the next pick 2 set then
Shadowsoflife:
@AugmentingPath they tried that but marvel said no
AugmentingPath: thanks! I stole it from the internet somewhere. Probably from twitter before it was bad
Diabore: flungum?
Diabore: yeah flungum
ThePixelSavage: @AugmentingPath there was a "before it was bad"?
DAC169: I have spilled some very cold water on myself. the good news is that now I am awake
ThePixelSavage: @DAC169 "wet and awake" the DAC169 story
MegaDosX: No warp for you
djalternative: @Shadowsoflife which is weird because Marvel recently had two gay supervillains get married and it was a great big wedding
moamyn: @ThePixelSavage Bad news: you are now wet
MegaDosX: @djalternative I require details.
djalternative: Mistique and Destiny
djalternative: it was a nice wedding
MegaDosX: Ah
Shadowsoflife: @djalternative Right? but Peter can't be married for some reason.
ThePixelSavage: math
ThePixelSavage: of by none
TehAmelie: huh, i thought they were married 30 years ago at least
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Of course not. You weren't blocking.
MegaDosX: Maths is, famously, for blockers
tryllebanjo:
GG
DAC169: @moamyn was. I changed clothes
AugmentingPath: @ThePixelSavage well, it was always bad, but once upon a time it wasn't patrolled by evil robots
tryllebanjo:
djalternative: @TehAmelie they've been together for centuries but officially married is new
Shadowsoflife:
Barb4rian:
sporkraptor:
eeee it's so cute
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Am I a viewbot? I haven't been banned.
MWGNZ: that explains the uptick in bots selling viewers again
djalternative: thankfully, non-view bots are still fine
ThePixelSavage:
@AugmentingPath the AI is not the evil ones - the people training and deploying them are. We need to focus on the real perpetrators not the symptom 
Diabore: good reason to not be mono black
bytecaster: Twitch banned view bots viewership went ... up?!?!
KaleidoscopeMind: dan and carrie floyd have a carrie dino dance version and it is also adorable
hiFunko: didn't Twitch also say they didn't ban bots and the stats people use are bad, believable or not
CaptainSpam: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Well, do you dream of streams of electric sheep?
Barb4rian: Easy, Google
TehAmelie: Destiny and Mystique has always had the most genuine relationship of any X-Men couples tbh
ThePixelSavage:
hmmmm instantly sus of James
AugmentingPath: @ThePixelSavage fair
MegaDosX: OK opponent's deck is cooking
djalternative: you pay for my plane ticket to boston and I go to boston dynamics to show their robots your streams
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AdamYMHMI: James, you should ask if you can buy view bots with your driving account
DAC169: @hiFunko I mean, Twitch's own stats are bad, so...
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bytecaster: Those robot dogs would LOVE your streams!
moamyn: Mm'menon ~ do dooo do do doo
KaleidoscopeMind: an art deco sunburn would be impressive
artdecosunburn: @KaleidoscopeMind Very geometric.
TehAmelie: we have heard from multiple sources cats love your streams, why not robot dogs
MegaDosX: Well, also
MegaDosX: Read Mm'menon
CaptainSpam: "Here's all we need to do: Make a plan that thinks more than one turn in advance, and as soon as my opponent DAMNIT"
MegaDosX: !card mm'menon the right hand
LRRbot: Mm'menon, the Right Hand [3UU] | Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor [3/4] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast artifact spells from the top of your library. / Artifacts you control have "{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand."
tryllebanjo: @CaptainSpam quotify it, mods!
TehAmelie: Anemomm'menon
lamina5432: did anyone hear about the soldiers that tricked a surveillance robot by actually doing snakes box technique
sporkraptor: mm'emmady
MegaDosX: Yeah they're not quite Urza
AugmentingPath: Mm'menon is my favorite Chappell Roan song
artdecosunburn: @AugmentingPath A Hanson cover?
gryfyn1: nooooooooooooo!
ThePixelSavage: !card The Endstone
LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
TehAmelie: what's one card less
AugmentingPath: @artdecosunburn nah, it was the b-side version of Femininomenon
ElektroTal: are you doing a ppr for spidy? or is that 4 player draft replacing it?
MegaDosX: Yeah it's backbreaking in limited
MehallD: James and G? Wow, a CLASSIC lrrmtg lineup
ThePixelSavage: Magic has so many cards these days that can just turn a game on its own - not a fan tbh
Mr_Horrible: it's not called "The Game-Keeps-Going-Stone", James
Barb4rian: Wow, Endstone is just mean
Gekyouryuu: is it too early to announce if you're doing an Avatar PPR?
AugmentingPath: really rude of them to attack for exactly 10
artdecosunburn: @AugmentingPath I shudder to think of the college acappella takes that would inspire.
Dog_of_Myth: Fingers crossed for an Avatar PPR.
ThePixelSavage: dont call me Shirley
bytecaster: Attack and sac the endstone to send a message
Manitu_25: since we know already. what were your personal in universe sets this year?
artdecosunburn: Blue cat Avatar or cabbages guy Avatar?
IdiotPigBoy: it sounds like your event is before prerels, if it is this friday...so, pre-?
Manitu_25: favorite
Fanklok: Creatures are a cowards weapon
Manitu_25: my bad
Dog_of_Myth: @artdecosunburn last airbender so cabbages
Toadkillerfrog: Tarkir
MrPipboy3000: @artdecosunburn Cabbages
artdecosunburn: Danke.
AugmentingPath: wacky races
ElektroTal: i liked tarkir for gameplay, and aetherdrift for me working on it
Barb4rian: So glad we got to go back to Tarkir. Really enjoyed the original block
ThePixelSavage: it shouldnt be rare - hot take
Toadkillerfrog:
think this is a lost cause 
Dog_of_Myth: Tarkir brought me back to drafting
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We now have a creature saved from the wrath.
Gekyouryuu: James, Magic Sets aren't rare. by upping them to 6 per year, they've now been downshifted to uncommon. soon, they may even make them pauper legal
CoemgenTaillear: Does Innistrad Remastered as an in universe set? I liked that one quite a lot
themercenary1987: JAMES WHAT DID YOU DO!
Toadkillerfrog: you know your decks hates you when...
ThePixelSavage: James is in the room
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's been so long since I've seen the curse.
WizardDanceParty: Last card in deck, lets go
TheAwkes: This rock is nutty. Not busted, but completely nutty.
Voidhawk42: The biggest danger with the endstone is milling yourself out
KingOfDoma: nothin' left but gas, baby
DAC169:
wanna guess where those 2 lands are? 
Chesul: So what you're saying is the top two cards are lands.
Spades_Slicc: 1 land left
Mr_Horrible:
no, warping wail is a different spell
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I don't know if you can *actually* kill after wrathing at this point
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Mr_Horrible We get a 5/5 back.
Flyingdelorion: station the monoist
Mr_Horrible: 8 cards is *how* many turns with Endstone, is the consideration
Flyingdelorion: maybe?
Flyingdelorion: ok
Spades_Slicc: What do you mean they can't kill you just in the air?
TehAmelie: like, 2 more turns. 3 if we hold back on drawing
Voidhawk42: @Mr_Horrible Two-ish
Spades_Slicc: oh right the other endstone ability
Fanklok: Mono-ist???? Its pronounced mo-noist
MegaDosX:
Reading the card, etc etc 
Flyingdelorion: Hmmm
ThePixelSavage: @Fanklok actually its M'noist *tips hat*
Flyingdelorion: land?
Voidhawk42: Well, time to swing and implode everything?
Chesul: I think they're playing around the wrath because they can just wait us out?
MegaDosX: Important question: how do you win after wrathing?
djalternative: if you wrath, you get the mechanazoa back, right?
Mr_Horrible: probably just didn't want to shields-down
rentar42: but swing gives them life
Dog_of_Myth: Leave the flyer back?
MrPipboy3000: If you swing, they gain 5, but only lose 2
zeathean: Singing gives them 5
zeathean: you could wrath then station
Flyingdelorion: Singing?
Voidhawk42: No swing, just wrath
Flyingdelorion: LOL
DAC169: station for 2 then wrath?
Toadkillerfrog: no kills the ship
Voidhawk42: After wrath, play whale/beckoner and station, then swing
Fanklok: Mechanical crews your ship
Spades_Slicc: Mechanazoa can station it
Flyingdelorion: Singing gives everybody life!
thcstalker: beckoner the 5/3?
MrPipboy3000: If you play the zealot, ,you can get rid of the endstone and stop drawing
KingOfDoma: !card susurian dirgecraft
LRRbot: Susurian Dirgecraft [4B] | Artifact — Spacecraft [4/3] | When this Spacecraft enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. / Station / STATION 7+ / Flying
omnirallis999:
Hello there 
ThePixelSavage: The Whale .... Surwhales ...
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Mr_Horrible: what a bizarre game
Dandinstorm12: are we sure
MegaDosX: Then they do the exile white wrath
TehAmelie: we were down to 2 life right
Mr_Horrible:
literally a dangerous amount 
Voidhawk42: "What if Bolas's Citadel also stopped you dying?"
omnirallis999: With the new Spiderman set coming out soon do you think villians will be part of the outlaw mechanic?
Mr_Horrible: but yeah between the card draw and the life buffer it's been the real all-star thiis game
Fanklok: Surveil whale, survwhale... serving whale
Fanklok: @omnirallis999 No, they dont make functional changes to stuff like that.
MegaDosX:
Wonder if you have any basics in your three cards in your library?
Dandinstorm12: lol
Mr_Horrible: hot damn
MegaDosX: Doing your best Icarus impression here
Dandinstorm12: guess we'll see
Dandinstorm12:
Dog_of_Myth:
RavagerMaths: math is for blockers
Manitu_25: GG
MegaDosX: Endstone, super dumb
TehAmelie: Endstone, surprising game finisher
Voidhawk42: Endstone is real "pick up your deck and throw it at your opponent" magic
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Dandinstorm12: Endstone, play it in your decks
MartonyTho:
TehAmelie: !holes
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
Mr_Horrible:
erm 
Wolfstrike_NL: That's a good James title
MegaDosX: ' “There’s a hole in your plan.” —Noyan Dar, Tazeem lullmage '
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
MegaDosX: Flavour text from Spell Pierce
Gekyouryuu: "And that's... the HOLE story"
CaptainSpam: And now you know... the hole plan.
themercenary1987: TILL BROOKLYN!!
sporkraptor: plan: hole
Dandinstorm12: Man, those roilshapers, what jerks
sporkraptor: plans go in the planhole
Mr_Horrible: follow your heart, James
Manitu_25: WoW stinky
RavagerMaths: Do not give into the siren song of blizzard
kumatsu: obligatory comment about your power supply
lamina5432: play a new mmo
LurkerSpine: I haven't played wow since Cataclysm
ContingentCat:
?
Dandinstorm12: James, don't. Wow is what Voxy is up too
sporkraptor: I am currently playing wow
djalternative: I like thinking of, "When nature calls, run." as referring to piss
moamyn: Amy and voxy are right now
Barb4rian: Play what you want to play, it is your time after all
tryllebanjo: Currently playing Mists Classic
Masslost: voxy's playing wow
Jillexie: I'm 15 years WoW clean
Mai_Andra: Voxy and Amazonian literally started playing WoW today.
Shadowsoflife: Don't play wow, not going to play wow
ThePixelSavage: the company owning WoW is atrocious to their staff and costumers and also one of the big evil corporations of all time. no one should play WoW
Dandinstorm12: find the lie
Flyingdelorion: Amy and Voxy play WOW right now
yog_soggoth55: never have
Fanklok: Everyone is jumping ship from wow for Oldschool Runescape
djalternative: Grief Voxy in WoW
sporkraptor: currently trying to get up to 2 million gold before next expansion
Mr_Horrible: I'm given to understand that the people that are playing it currently are having a decently fun time
Gekyouryuu: I only ever played once, to level 20, so I could get a skin in Hearthtone a decade ago
TehAmelie: i played Warcraft 3 the other day and after about 2 hours the itch was gone
vinewood_og: Been resisting that same stinky urge....
themercenary1987: Play PUBG instead
AdamYMHMI: @Jillexie 10 here
Diabore: im so excited
Dandinstorm12: what time?
sporkraptor: been playing since vanilla, it's my security blanket game XD
Dandinstorm12: mmmmm
Juliamon: the usual CTS time
Barb4rian: I got to #15 last night!
Mai_Andra:
Why play an old MMO like Wow when you could play an even older MMO like Final Fantasy XI 
RavagerMaths: @Fanklok I've seen people enjoying that one piratesoftware is always flogging but it's still in beta.
Juliamon: ~lasttoot pubg
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lamina5432: time to get killed again
Dandinstorm12: you could blow up your own skittermaw
MegaDosX: !card memorial vault
LRRbot: Memorial Vault [3R] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is one plus the mana value of the sacrificed artifact. You may play those cards this turn.
sporkraptor: @Mai_Andra I legit tried ffxiv, I am currently writing a mega fic about EDW and I haven't actually played the game since that expansion released >__<
kumatsu: I've thought about poking at oldschool Runscape for funsies but not hard enough to actually try it
AdamYMHMI: Playing a lot of City of Heroes Homecoming here.
lamina5432: new GW2 dropped recently
Dandinstorm12: have you tried to draw the endstone
sporkraptor:
idk why but I *hated* the ffxiv gameplay
Fanklok: Osrs is absolutely thriving right now
djalternative: did you see Roblox added ESRB ratings in an attempt to stop getting sued?
LordSaphni: had to afk with the end stone match, did we win with like 8 cards left?
Mr_Horrible: a *lot* of folks are getting back onto OSRS, but not really "jumping ship" I'd say, just something persistent and easygoing during content lulls
AdamLavadan: Is this the trophy match?
DAC169: @LordSaphni 3
Datnade012: @LordSaphni Sure did!
moamyn: Arena requires age verification now, so no baby button was available
lamina5432: wait how about bitcraft
KingOfDoma: If you click on the beach ball, type "iddqd" into chat then delete it, then hit up up left right down XKCD, then it'll unlock the infinite damage chat
TehAmelie: No Man's Sky had another major update this week, that can be MMO if you want it to be
KingOfDoma: *cheat
Dandinstorm12: Silly Windows
Barb4rian: Mixed!
sporkraptor: @KingOfDoma nono, I like "infinite damage chat" XD
MegaDosX: It is a really sick update
djalternative: yeah. they added ship interiors
themercenary1987: Windows wanting to play...
KingOfDoma: WE ARE THE INFINITE DAMAGE CHAT GET PINGED LOSERS XD
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie was gonna make a "marginally-multiplayer online" joke, but I guess they have actually added more direct multiplayer support by now, haven't they
MegaDosX: It's everything that was promised at launch and more now
TehAmelie: there's something like player towns
TheMandrew: graham's Newday Tewsday stream of it caused me to buy the game, and i quite enjoyed playing it back then
MegaDosX: Light No Fire
Shadowsoflife: @KingOfDoma ping
LurkerSpine: I'm looking forward to Light No Fire
ThePixelSavage: Light no fire
sporkraptor: @KingOfDoma you have logged into chat : you have taken infinite damage : you have been banned from chat
lamina5432: light no fire
EvilBadman: nah dog, no fires here
KingOfDoma: @sporkraptor Amazing.
djalternative: and star citizen will be coming out soon, apparently
lamina5432: I can’t wait for it to come out.
Flyingdelorion: Come on baby light no fire!
yog_soggoth55: you now can space walk
MegaDosX: The whole Voyager update is apparently a LNF thing that they said "but why not in NMS?"
Dandinstorm12: guys we might be dead
RavagerMaths: Honestly, Hello Games is out here pulling their best impression of Concerned Ape just being bros putting out free content for years.
MegaDosX: So I expect you'll be able to build vehicles of some kind or other in LNF
ThePixelSavage: we just need to find our endstone
matthaus_c: my analysis of the situation is that it is dire
themercenary1987: Seems like they're going for the flawless victory
djalternative: yup
Juliamon: mhmm
EvilBadman: Concerned Ape seems chill, he came by the symphony for Stardew and talked about it yea
MegaDosX: OK this is a sick synergy
Mr_Horrible: well, no prospective date for new stardew patch, just confirming that he's working on it
Flyingdelorion: Endstone where are thou?
sporkraptor: aw jeez, do I have to play SDV again XD
DAC169: "Stardew 1.7 coming. Sorry, not sorry." something like that
Dandinstorm12: too late now
MegaDosX: One problem.
Flyingdelorion: LOL
Dandinstorm12: gg
sporkraptor: yeah, it's just *fun*. lotta mods too
Mr_Horrible: 7th land where art thou
MegaDosX: Tragedy, in Magic
RavagerMaths: When you are the apex of the genre I guess there are no mountains left to climb.
MegaDosX: Yeah you're dobs
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Six wins" Stark
Mr_Horrible: tfw your opponent drops a combo of rares that feels like constructed
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 6 wins! You get to keep your jobs.
Mr_Horrible: oh hey a Boi
korvys: Games are good when people who enjoy making games make the games - we should try that more
sporkraptor: he just keeps having fun, it's a fun game XD
RavagerMaths: He's got the arazona ice tea approach "I'm already making money, why would I want to make more?"
djalternative: would you rather to get on a medium horse?
DAC169: oh, 2 ragou shrimps
ThePixelSavage: @korvys but would you please think about the shareholders for once in your life??
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korvys: "Why would I want to read something no one wanted to write"?
djalternative: I agree as a person about to start on the 3rd draft of a feature script
TehAmelie: writing a sentence will teach you something you didn't know before
Mr_Horrible: every time I see genAI proselytization I feel like I'm looking at an alien talk
Gekyouryuu: reminds me of how Gotye toured for "Somebody that I used to know", decided "this is nice... but it gets in the way of making music, so I think I'm done touring" and just makes music for fun
LurkerSpine: if you couldn't be bothered to write it, why should we be bothered to read it
djalternative: I could write that thing forever
Shparky2197: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:40:46.
sporkraptor: the idea is to *be* a *writer*
Dandinstorm12: James "Yargle Game" Turner
Shparky2197: I should play Arena again. It's been far too long
TehAmelie: to express yourself in an art form without engaging with it, as someone clever put it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Surely you mean Gooftown 9393?
Wolfstrike_NL: Make AI do the menial tasks so I can do the creative task, not the other way around
matthaus_c: muppets movie but tezzeret is the only... human?
djalternative: wait. we're already on gooftown 9000? I'm still on gooftown 8000. don't tell me I need to update
Mr_Horrible: Surveil Lands: They also have the types, for some reason!
Dandinstorm12: nah the shadowy B is the truth
EvilBadman: Surveil lands having types is so good
Fanklok: Someone left a chic tract in the bathroom and I have no idea what it was even about
DAC169: that's a lot of Yargles
Dandinstorm12: choices were made
Mr_Horrible: 3rd from the left, can't go wrong
iamlanselot: What in the Yargle-cade is going on in here?
sporkraptor: Welcome To Yargletown. population: Yargle
TehAmelie: i think we got some sort of mirror match going on here
Dandinstorm12: this is just magic as WotC intended
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @sporkraptor Population 93
Shparky2197: @Fanklok I always have fun coming across those, they happened to leave the one about DnD being evil and satanic, which I sometimes pull out for a good laugh
Mr_Horrible: what an unbelievably bizarre format
Khalstrom: Did they fix the cheevos for this?
RavagerMaths: This town ain't yargle enough for the both of us.
CaptainSpam: "They have the exact same cards I do, that's why I have the advantage!"
Dandinstorm12: can you imagine
sporkraptor: @Dread_Pirate_Westley will the real Yargle please stand up?
Fanklok: @Shparky2197 I was looking at the dnd stuff in a bookstore opened up a dice box and there was one inside
MegaDosX: Apparently they did
EvilBadman: Richard Yarglefield is lolling in his bed
Juliamon: chick tracts are paper waste, they should just print "free comic, just scan this QR" stickers and it would be just as effective
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
KeytarCat: aight, so what IS this format? Midweek madness something or other, but beyond that
Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dying is a free action.
MegaDosX: @KeytarCat Yargle Day
Dandinstorm12: they had it
Dandinstorm12: big cheats
Dandinstorm12: obvs
MegaDosX: What's it like to have it all opponent?
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX but like, what are the emblems, what are the decks?
Earthenone: frogs cost 2 less, first spell each turn has cascade, decks are focused on crewing spaceships
KeytarCat: Ah, hell yeah
TehAmelie: there's one Chick Tract that haunts me, there's this guy who does things i'd rather not talk about but then Jesus forgives him cause he's sorry so everything is fine
KeytarCat: tyty
djalternative: we should've gotten a Yargle in EoE
MegaDosX:
I know I'd trust Yargle as a pilot
korvys: Silly Americans, Yargle day is in March
Dandinstorm12: lol
Dandinstorm12: gravliner?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: +2/+7? That doesn't square up Yargle.
TehAmelie: imagine, Yargle could survive blocking Yargle
Dandinstorm12: smash?
MrPipboy3000: Yargle is indestructable is you attack
KeytarCat: Yargle, wandering the halls of a space station, Fblthp pose
matthaus_c: I thlammed my yargle on the opp's board
MegaDosX: Reading cards, etc etc
djalternative: well, now you have a 9 power lifelink so maybe?
Wolfstrike_NL: It also gives lifelink, so it should pay fffor itselff
Dandinstorm12: are the they marching band? They refused to yield....
sporkraptor: "hot yargle-on-yargle action" sounds wrong for a whole spectrum of reasons
TehAmelie: that little hauler is gonna get crowded when crewed by Yargle
MegaDosX: Draw nine cards doesn't sound exciting?
Dandinstorm12: 14 confirmed isn't 0
LurkerSpine: if only it counted towards the cheevo
h47hat: they slammed their Yargle into me!
Dandinstorm12: more than once
sporkraptor: go home and bargle some yargle
Ranakel: Good on them for attempting the premises of Dandan's successor: Yargleblargle
themercenary1987: They Yargled the photo! RATTLE EM BOYS!
Dandinstorm12: bigger, better, Yargles
h47hat: everybody do The Yargle Gargle! "grlgrlgrglr!"
themercenary1987: Feels very Starcraft to me
sporkraptor: Pokemon! In! Spaaaaace!!
Dandinstorm12: Fish in the....sky?
Molator: aww
Dandinstorm12: pass priority....
LurkerSpine: shame scoop?
Ranakel: Shamescoop?
MegaDosX: Oof
EvilBadman: hole Plan...
Manitu_25: oh noo, opponent
Flyingdelorion: Poof?
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, they've printed like 7 of that card and some of them exile
Territan: Cool attempt!
Dog_of_Myth:
sporkraptor: plan went in the plan hole
tryllebanjo: GG
themercenary1987: And there it is
Dandinstorm12:
EvilBadman:
Oh no, I said that purely for you
matthaus_c: "bust out the hole plan" into the taskmaster book of quotes
lamina5432: gnight
Molator: youre welcome
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Molator: pain
h47hat: new metagame! Love "which is this on Arena?"
korvys: Legally Distinct Arachno-lad
djalternative: Spider-Tember
djalternative: Newn
Molator: hawaii standard time?
Manitu_25: UK plus 1 is amused
TramampolineTrumbopoline: You are all the best but UB is the worst
Flyingdelorion: 21.00 hour for me and a lot of other Europeans!
matthaus_c: yargles are gone
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: that's me
djalternative: we just sent Yargle away
bondeulv: I am a twitch viewer
samwiser_: Is me?
Flyingdelorion: I love Bonanza!
bondeulv: when silksong stream
h47hat: that's ME!
lamina5432: who's playing?
BrowneePointz: I thin Ben said at least Flip 7
matthaus_c: ominous
BrowneePointz: which makes me excited
djalternative: Promis Mascot Agency is where you're an agent for wayward Mascots in Japan
Barb4rian: Game's tight
h47hat: spoodermagic
Mr_Horrible: I love to be goblin sushi
BrowneePointz: Oh, the deck building game
Flyingdelorion: "Rhythm Game" Expedition 33...
Jillexie: @Barb4rian Absolute cinema
EvilBadman: Heather has platinumed E33
Barb4rian:
@Jillexie
h47hat:
"no promises" 
Juliamon: I think it's more Dollmare
LostThePirate: They finished it
TramampolineTrumbopoline: rat game was finished
lamina5432: rat game is done
Juliamon: Finished Ratshaker
Flyingdelorion: Thanks and bye!
vinewood_og: The rat was shaken
BrowneePointz: @flyingdelorion I mean it IS a rhythm game
Juliamon: They thought Dollmare would be a time-filler but it actually turned out good
lamina5432: doll game is now new goal
Mr_Horrible: yeah, surprising amount of polish and depth in dollmare so far
Mai_Andra: They finished the rat game and started a doll game.
Mai_Andra: Let's Nope is entering its Classic Doctor Who era, where they start the next story at the end of the previous episode, so it feels like one long-running plot.
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Bitesize Games Bonanza!) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (52m from now).
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