The Long Game || Freelancers: A Crossroads Game

  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie:  !
DideRobot: LRR: If the internet is to be believed (and when would you ever NOT believe the internet?!) everyone is playing Silksong right now. So maybe no one is around to watch us play some more Freelancers on The Long Game, but if you are around come on by and check it out! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115148751712558497
 calculated_uncertainties: Freelancers!
 lamina5432: ready for a long goodbye
 TehAmelie: The Long Kiss Goodnight, wildly underrated movie
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 Rantling: All right, time for some Crossing the Roads.
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 pleonasticTautology: hi everyone!
 TehAmelie: this game is so long
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 RatherLargeToad: looooooooooooooong
 TehAmelie: okay, four episodes, it may not be that long. is it actually the shortest long game yet?
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 gualdhar: wait who's in the finji shirt?
 public_key_reveal_party: I love twitch's mobile app playing this stream twice with like, half a second of audio delay somehow.
Voidhawk42: Flute! Sister! Lost!
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah, sister, cursed flute
 HadesLeprechaun: you've been telling stories of your grand exploits at taverns
pkj3st3r subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 99 months!
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: No!  Not the nethers!
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone had fun writing this and I respect that
 HadesLeprechaun: that silent G paid dividends
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: PISS
Mai_Andra: Blarg! 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
 gualdhar: cold blooded, like the frog knight was
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 Dog_of_Myth: That really escalated...
Voidhawk42: TBF, last session Dale burnt a woman alive
 LordZarano: AKAB
  Sarah_Serinde: @Voidhawk42 For money
 WiJohn: @Sarah_Serinde Well, if it was for money...
  Sarah_Serinde: @WiJohn Oh I just meant that makes it worse 
 Vilun: he didn't do it for money, he did it for corruption, which she was against
  Sarah_Serinde: I thought he made that verdict because he was paid for, but maybe I remember wrong
  Sarah_Serinde: Or it was both
 RatherLargeToad: Frog friend!
 Vilun: I thought the payment was an added bonus... but none of these options make it better
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah regardless he's awful
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 Vilun: I feel like tying people to a tree makes it easier to parley, but sneak attacking them may undo the parleying
 Vilun: @Sarah_Serinde I'm gonna argue that the Paladin is worse
ancientspark: Ah yes, killing bandits, everyone's favorite pasttime
 Twilight_Spark: I'm completely stressed. Oh, you meant in the game.
 Vilun: "Samon, are we the baddies?" "Yes"
 Twilight_Spark: Have the furries gone too far?
  Juliamon: makes perfect sense
  Sarah_Serinde: Not with that attitude
 RatherLargeToad: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OnerousInexpensiveLeopardKreygasm-MZC-Bba69meuD5tz
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 WiJohn: How will this lead to breaking the parents legs and eating the goose?
 RatherLargeToad: Tale as old as time
 Vilun: calling it now, the wife is more upset about not eating the goose
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: The god *was* the goose
 gualdhar: I'm here for upending society's heterogoosative norms
 Dog_of_Myth: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 Twilight_Spark: Strangely aligned with speech.
 gsyhiap: 
  Sarah_Serinde: deserved
 gsyhiap: To be fair, you asked for that
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gsyhiap: 
 ArdCollider: 
 Twilight_Spark: Canadians have one love and it's honk-usting.
ghyllnox: Turns out the flute had nothing to do with it, it's just a hot goose
 Vilun: can that be a quote please?
 lamina5432: honk?
 ArdCollider: and disgoosting.
 gsyhiap: No need to get into a flap
ghyllnox: 
 gsyhiap: Totally. Normal.
 Vilun: "I'm going to fuck a goose, aren't I?" -James
 WiJohn: A goose enthusiast if you will
 Twilight_Spark: @ArdCollider 🤣 this is better
 Twilight_Spark: Wow, that's fucking strange.
 gsyhiap: Something must be done about all this goodwill toward geese!
 ArdCollider: pulling you towards hot geese in your area
 gualdhar: well everything with mass possesses its own gravity
 HadesLeprechaun: the description of the Judge on the back of his class sheet imply he is not a good judge, lol
 TehAmelie: some stuff even behaves as though it has mass though we're not sure it does
 TehAmelie: gooses!
 SnackPak_:  goose
 circusofkirkus: Stretch those limbs!
  Sarah_Serinde: Limblets
  Sarah_Serinde: oh my
 gualdhar: oh baby
ancientspark: Rude
 SnackPak_: 
 Twilight_Spark: Wow that was dark.
 SnackPak_: I miss Otto
 Twilight_Spark: 🐿️
 Cptasparagus: do the goose?
RuningOnBravado: I miss the rpg campaigns LRR used to run.
RuningOnBravado: I feel nostalgic
  Sarah_Serinde: They still do TTRPGs, just not as frequently as before
  Sarah_Serinde: That goose was a homewrecker 
 Earthenone: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 Twilight_Spark: 2...in base 4 I'm fine.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Twilight_Spark: I'm great at non-sense.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sounds like a job for a Paladin.
 TehAmelie: that sounded like one for the quote database
 WiJohn: Oh no she has no knees!
 TehAmelie: i wasn't entirely tuned in but i heard something about "break her legs" and "yeeah"
 Vilun: that's probably the only time a hippo has left someone unharmed
 TehAmelie: oh, i'm sure sometimes people manage to run away
 GhostValv: love a good Mystery Men reference
 HadesLeprechaun: this was where you created a shortcut to from the Treasure Golem, I think?
 HadesLeprechaun: it's steampunk-y, the main city is like clockwork and stuff
 Vilun: nobody is attacking the water?
 HadesLeprechaun: I've never thunk a thought in my life
  Sarah_Serinde: I was wondering why there was just a random "he" without an indication of who
 HadesLeprechaun: 
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 Twilight_Spark: Would you like to buy potions before the final boss?
 WiJohn: So many radiation pluses incoming
 Cptasparagus: typo!
 WiJohn: Troll Warrior hard carry
 gualdhar: oh no she's using a ukelele
 gualdhar: this is too hipster even for me
 gualdhar: surely if this is a post-apocalyptic setting they can make gnome-sized electric guitars
nyoomgoom: rhythm is a dancer mentioned
 wedge_x: thank you cori
Kevinblaze:     
 HadesLeprechaun: the song is too strong, it's drowning out the narrator
Shadowner: 8 is enough, lol
nyoomgoom: oh hey cool-looking streamers
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Poor Grunko, Son of Grung.
nyoomgoom: we have some of those
 KaleidoscopeMind: only kilts for grunko from now on
 KaleidoscopeMind: *grunko, son of grung
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good job, Grunko, Son of Grung. Too bad about your pants, though.
ancientspark: Dumb. Definitely dumb.
 RatherLargeToad: there are three whole versus about that goose
 spurius: lets all recall the real heroe, the goose whose sacrife allowed this victory
 HadesLeprechaun: goose! #neverforget
 TehAmelie: we're all the hero of our own story, except if you're a side character
 HadesLeprechaun: she got pipes
 TheAwkes: Okay, Pan. It's catchy: But who's being remembered and for what?
   LoadingReadyRun: nice singing, but could use some more specifics 
voren_chalco: @TehAmelie Honestly, that sounds way less stressful
 Twilight_Spark:  //
 spurius: a soverign citizen
 HadesLeprechaun: and we thought the sorceress would become the dictator
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm starting to remember what Troll Warrior's intro story said
 gualdhar: straight up jorkin it
 HadesLeprechaun: makes sense
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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 WiJohn: They are a plague upon the world
voren_chalco: 'Heroes'
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: The goose was the one true hero
KeytarCat: sooo...one more? 
 HadesLeprechaun: some little bits of roleplaying added
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 lamina5432: gnight
 RealGamerCow: new book next week?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
  Juliamon: it's X-Wing time
 Dog_of_Myth: All the Spiders
KeytarCat: Friday noon paper boon
 RealGamerCow: Heather has platinum-ed it
  Juliamon: Or if you have!
 lamina5432: ready to get shot again
 Mazrae: Got installed since subathon
 TehAmelie: goblins constitute several related species so it's not cannibalism (i just made this up)
  Juliamon: Gym Leader Challenge?
  Juliamon: (unless it's Dollmare)
 HadesLeprechaun: they did indeed shake a rat!
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream!
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks all
 vinewood_og: 
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
sfn____: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Join the crew for the debut of #MTGxSpiderMan with our 8 Player Pick-2 Draft Tournament! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 12:00 PM PDT (16:57 from now).
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