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TehAmelie: pity Noir doesn't get a bonus against Soldiers or something
TehAmelie: no wait it should be against Trolls
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TehAmelie: time to enjoy being surprised
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Gekyouryuu: I'm sad no Spider-Man from Japan
Flyingdelorion: Hello LRR people in chat, wish you all the best!!!
TheMerricat: NGL, Spider man Noir seems perfect for my life gain deck
K Z: I am so curious how pick 2 will feel with such a smaller pool of cards
jaimeblacken: no supaidaman no love
RatherLargeToad: @gekyouryuu Maybe he’ll be in a Toku secret lair. Considering Hasbro owns Power Rangers, I’m surprised they haven’t done something like that already
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ursus_unusual: is this getting streamed on YT as well?
djalternative: yeah. no emissary from hell is disappointing but I got 2 other of my favorite deep cuts so I'll be happy with that
Diabore: @ursus_unusual yup
laikagoat: @ursus_unusual it is!
shiningelbow: spidders maan
rs_ls: Pe xk
niccus: how many spiders? how many mans?
lightfut: Daytime paper flight!
rs_ls: @.alz ca x @ S
0rAnge_FrOg: Isnt this crazy early for a FNPF? am I missing something?
Sarah: Yes, it's very early, special event for the new set
SmithKurosaki: o7
Sarah: They'll be focusing on it all month
Sarah: They intend to stream today for 6 hours or so
0rAnge_FrOg: Cool thanks
CaptainSpam: Get me pictureses of Spiders-LRR
shiningelbow: @niccus i don't know i lost count ages ago
TheMerricat: @rs_ls
TehAmelie: Spider-Mans assemble!
TheMerricat:
@rs_ls might want to get the cat off the keyboard there. 
grimkingxx: ah yeah i forgot this is a draft, not a prerelease
Earthenone: did lrr leave the spider faicet on again?
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RatherLargeToad: I am looking forward to Spider-Pig for my Quina “Frogpocalypse” commander deck
rs_ls: Lqz. Vp@z
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DJayHGaming: Ooh, I love the background
accountmadeforants:
@TehAmelie As with Attorneys General, the plural is clearly Spiders-Man 
TehAmelie: but that's already a person
GasCityGaming: Am prepared
sephsays: So just to clarify - is there no PPR for Spider-Man, but instead a whole bunch of before-prerelease content?
RatherLargeToad:
@accountmadeforants No, that’s someone else 
singinnonsense: get me pictures of bagels and hot dogs !
TehAmelie: sort of
David Strickland: here we go!
Sorator13: just in time!
LSRubin: one of the Spider-Men is gonna go perfectly in my Gandalf commander deck, and i wish i were kidding...
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TehAmelie: hello!
Krektogar: Hello Spider People!
Flyingdelorion: Awesome intro!
LordShadner: woo
Sarah_Serinde:
"Okay so how many photos of spider-man do we have now?" 
Invitare: right here
Diabore: friday noon paper fight
tsp397: It is indeed nighttime here
accountmadeforants: A special start time of "not while I'm asleep", yaaaay!
laikagoat: Amazing Intro
vinewood_og: Hey wait a minute it's light out!
Flyingdelorion: Hello everybody!
Krektogar: and good day to you, chat
Jayrod1220: Friday Noon Paper Foon
Earthenone: the P(eter) P(arker) release
RatherLargeToad: Bring me packs! Packs of Spider-Man!
Marvoleath: 9pm here, checks out
LordShadner:
spider tribal go 
TehAmelie: and this time, you can pick doubles if you want!
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pipshardfour: who is pod 2?
Mr_Bitterness: Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?
Diabore: an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Winner becomes a Spider-Person?
Kon Radical: enjoy the show all:face-orange-biting-nails::face-red-heart-shape:
Austin Tanner: Oh my new Magic content!
Methadron: Well its already dark outside here in Germany :D
Austin Tanner: And two weeks before actual pre-release. 😁
Mr_Bitterness: @Diabore Jinx
coriolis_storm:
Pick a pack of Peter Parkers! 
Diabore:
@Mr_Bitterness 
Khyrberos: An ultimate destiny of ultimate showdowns?
RatherLargeToad: Official MtG diplomats with diplomatic immunity
TheAwkes: So as a consolation prize, the people who don't win in pod 1 get to go home if they want.
vinewood_og: If there isn't a card in this set with J Jonah Jameson saying, "Get me pictures of Spiderman" that lets you draw cards, like... what are we even doing?
Sorator13: Adam I want you to know that I enjoy your smiles in the background
Earthenone: !patreon
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know there is something with J Jonah Jameson giving menace.
shiningelbow: spidertember
Wiliart: Spidertember
Gekyouryuu: Web-tember
vinewood_og: Spiperman Will Return
Sarah: !cardkingdom
Sarah: !dragonshield
Sarah: we'll see how long those take
Sarah: !patreon
William C. Riley: Is this in lieu of a PPR?
Sarah: yes
Austin Tanner: Yes
William C. Riley: Thanks Sarah
Methadron: Spiderman September... Spidertember?
Sarah: WotC opted not to sponsor a PPR for this one, but still sent product, so LRR is doing other events instead
TehAmelie: oho someone was very clever arranging the large wooden dice to show 16
Diabore: 1 pick? what a concept
Sorator13: @TehAmelie ...what's the significance of 16?
TehAmelie: 8 legs, 8 eyes
jaimeblacken: panel!
Sorator13: Ahh
protojman: i hear they do that in Atlanta
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Austin Tanner: UB sets don’t get proper PPRs. I forget the exact reason why but let’s assume it’s a rights/stock issue.
Sarah: I don't think we got a specific reason, but rights seems like a fair guess
solidazoriginal: Saturday morning cartoon for me 😁 Let's go 😁
Sarah: I highly doubt it's because of stock, LRR still gets a bunch of stuff
Stizzet: only awkward human interactions lol
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Diabore: pre pre preview
noSmokeFire: I wonder if this would work with Battlebond style dual drafting
Robot_Bones: Monday we get all the arena cards and I am very interested in those
itsr67:

AugmentingPath: m'chanics
ArdCollider: Serge and Nelson getting in sync about the Spot like they're Shinji and Asuka
Chaos Treader: LotR got a PPR.
Austin Tanner: Yeah but like final fantasy sold out super quick
Austin Tanner: Yeah but this is 2025! Lol
Stizzet: pppr lol
James Frank: all colors not mentioned, the draft archetype will be spiders
Stizzet: poor serge
Sarah: Presumably each company WotC partners with has its own terms, we've seen differences in licensing already
p33j33: its weird i am a big american comics fan and i loved the Final Fantasy mtg set but for some reason i look at the set and i am just not feeling it
TehAmelie: classic
RatherLargeToad: Gruul be Guuln’
Robot_Bones: Its not just for Non-creatures anymore
MWGNZ: big natty spells
Gekyouryuu: Big McLarge Spells
GasCityGaming: and I mean LARGE large
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What if they come out with very large spells?
lamina5432: not ferocious spells?
AugmentingPath: large is a word with letter value 4 or greater, it fits
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe from somewhere near Chicago.
itira: afternoon gamers
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LoadingReadyRun: Large spells, like the Black Lotus on the set behind Cori
vinewood_og: Shuffling must be a pain
RatherLargeToad: let’s not all pick the same color this time
protocol_gamma: That’d be a good button.
Sorator13: G, you absolutely have done Pick-2 drafts before! Just not... for real life.
tsp397: Can you pivot in pack 3?
Arkouda Chien: oh hell this is happening!
James Frank: magic does best with fantasy, so this doesn't fit that well.
Arkouda Chien: I missed the beginning
Sarah: nothing wrong with not being into a set, and yeah I can definitely see more modern settings feeling weirder
Sarah: All you've missed is intros
Arkouda Chien: I kinda dig that a decent chunk of this set is "NYC the set"
MaskedThespian: Hi everyone. Is tonight's event instead of a PPR?
Marvoleath: !ppr
Robot_Bones: G is hustling, he broke arena with his 2Pick draft skills
Sorator13: @MaskedThespian More or less!
LSRubin: if you can't pivot in pack 3, are you even drafting?
MaskedThespian: @Sorator13 Thank you!
Sorator13: yesssss that's an excellent hot dog
AugmentingPath: gonna play Passenger Ferry in my Oona, Queen of the Fae deck
GasCityGaming: We get it Graham
GasCityGaming:

TehAmelie: ooh what are the chances
ArdCollider: having Spiders-Man was like my floor for this set being any good
StringCheeseRiot: Pivot!
nyc_mtg: Universes Beyond NYC lets gooo
sephsays: I believe you're drafting, Serge
TheAwkes: We are the spiders men 🎵
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time to pivot Serge
bytecaster: What are the chances of a pack with no spider person
Khyrberos: Man imagine a Spider man set but they only have 1 spiderman card. Like the One Ring
James Frank: I have to work in an hour, so I will only get to see the draft...
Austin Tanner: I think the different name/skins on Arena turns some folks off. That’s just my opinion on the matter.
Alan Baldwin: Oh it looks like i got here at exactly the right time
Sarah: Not a controversial opinion, a lot of people take issue with it
SmithKurosaki: Hot Dog Token clearly the best choice
Austin Tanner: The difference between arena and paper with spider man actually makes me want to play it in paper more and leave arena in the dust.
Chaos Treader: Serge. We’re drafting.
James Frank: first draft I have seen where they discuss the beer of the plane...
gualdhar: no that character isn't named "Duh"
Mindfire13: I think you should be getting more pictures of Spider-Man
TehAmelie: hmm that could work with some certain heroes
gualdhar: I won't reveal the character name for Serge's sake
TehAmelie: i can't believe 2099 was 25 years ago
Earthenone: always first pick the gold cards
AugmentingPath: you can sell your pictures of spiderman, nice
Mr_Bitterness: Love Kaine; he wants to be edgy but Houston won't let him!
Stizzet: be evil serge!
Austin Tanner: Serge will pivot early and often it is his draft archetype.
Sarah_Serinde: I love the comic style overlay today
Sarah_Serinde: Paul and Pix always do great work with this stuff
shiningelbow: @AugmentingPath you can sell them to pay rent
AugmentingPath: @shiningelbow hardcore
RatherLargeToad: I think that’s Robin
bytecaster: It's complicatedc
TehAmelie: what is the overlay font by the way? i don't think it's the default windows comic book one
bytecaster: Unsurprisingly
RatherLargeToad: Do you have an hour for lore?
protojman: the 00s happened
Gekyouryuu: It's a LONG story
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: oh no
generalnuk: Hope someone makes a mayham/madness deck want to see how that turns out.
James Frank: did Serge actually find a lane?
Stizzet: oops all villains let's you do so many things, encourages the pivot
Alan Baldwin: Joke’s on serge, Cori is almost certainly in the same color as him
onFyre: If "cards with Mysterio on them" is a lane then yeah
Arkouda Chien: I wonder if pick 2 draft lets you get into mono color easier
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Mr_Bitterness: They're connected to the Primordial Spirit of the Spider, essentially
JaymicUnyielding: It gets into the mysical side of Spidey
SeismicLawns: ezekiel is like if spiderman was chosen by a primordial spider spirit instead of bit by a bug
itsr67: mans worked hard to be a spider totem and some spider just comes along and bites the nobody Peter Parker
bytecaster: There have been A LOT of issues of Spiderman
TehAmelie: Ezekiel was rad
freshmaker__: Oh ezekiel? he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died
protojman: what do you want it to mean
circusofkirkus: *comics*
RatherLargeToad: Good question. No more questions
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Mr_Bitterness: They're magic spider people, as opposed to Spider-man being created by sceince
JaymicUnyielding: Basically, the multiverse is a web, and the spiders are its protectors. Totems are very special spiders.
Marvoleath:
There is a 5 color spider kindred lord in this, right? 
James Frank: either a lane or an illusion of one
Lasciel Woodburne: ok the comic book font for the overlay is great
Arkouda Chien: adam, you likely don't want to know. It's *weird*
James Frank: and Serge instantly leaves the lane...
TehAmelie: don't play like the Man suggests
shiningelbow: i would love to know what adam is up to
SeismicLawns: the hybrid cards do help to make enemy color decks possible
bytecaster: @shiningelbow Doc Ock, apparently
Earthenone: Austrellia?
Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah, all of Manhattan mutated into spider people
nyc_mtg: this set was designed for pick 2 right? or at least adapted to it once the whole "beyond booster" thing flopped?
TXC2:
Hello everybody, 100% didn't forget this was happening today no sir 
onFyre: let's never go back to spider-island
James Frank: green seems to be open
TXC2: nyc_mtg that's what I've heard
sallomon33:
@TXC2 same 
sallomon33: on taht topic, hello everyone
RatherLargeToad: hot diggity dog
LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie I'm using a couple of different variations of a free comic font called Komika
simpletoon: Woop! Love spider-man and LRR
generalnuk: looks like green is open
KingOfDoma:
That's how to draft like a streamer, not a person who wants to win 
TehAmelie: aha
TXC2: hello sallomon33 welcome
Stizzet: lol fair
Lasciel Woodburne: really curious how this is going to be "arena'd"
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TehAmelie: a human citizen? with that hair? that's got to be at least a celebrity
shiningelbow: i want clips! clips of LRR!
bytecaster: New-ish
Spacecarl: that fight card seems messed up
Earthenone: probolysince 30000 bc or so
Dromos_GHG: dinosaurs are very old
generalnuk: Shows up in new movie.
TXC2: evergreen line: "there's a ______ that's a spiderman?"
shiningelbow: look there's a lot of universes
Marvoleath:
@LoadingReadyRun Missed the opportunity to use Comis Sans, smh 
baskwalla: Look at the flavor text for the T-Rex
MaskedThespian: @shiningelbow That LRR is a Menace!
Mangledpixel: there's a Marvel universe where EVERYONE is a dinosaur
bytecaster: Cycle
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is there a cat that's a spiderman?
shiningelbow: yes
TXC2:
Earthenone need to add about 4 more 0s to that 
onFyre: Instead of Marvel heroes who are spiders, Wizards came up with a multiverse of heroes who team up with spiders
Stizzet: so Cori is mono hotdog, check
James Frank: mono hotdog sounds like food poisoning...
p33j33: i've seen a couple of cards that are arena'd and the art does look really good
Stizzet: in NYC, possible
shiningelbow: there's a spider-can AND a venom-cat
nyc_mtg: welcome to the play booster experience babeyyy
sallomon33: @Spacecarl it's probs just okay, fight spells have fallen off a lot recently, especially ones that don't give a toughness boost and/or ones that are sorcery speed, and this one is both
bytecaster: No spider dog though, right?
Mr_Bitterness: There's also a Venom Cat
raulghoulia: theres a T rex that's a spiderman
Marvoleath: There is a Peter Porker aka Spider Pig
bytecaster: It's a hate spider, actually
MaskedThespian: @Marvoleath That's the Incredible Spider-Ham, thank you
TXC2: there's a group of spiders that is a spiderman
suprhero7: Adam reacting to cards for the first time remains my favorite thing ever
Mangledpixel: notably, Spider-Pig was a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig
GasCityGaming: tunnels
RatherLargeToad: Toy sales
wulfram77: Apparently he was sponsored
GasCityGaming:

simpletoon: Because of all the traffic
sallomon33:

Mr_Bitterness: She's the Spiderwoman in the wheelchair
onFyre: Did Peter Parkedcar, the spidermoblie, get a card?
MaskedThespian: Toys!
Gekyouryuu: No, Cori
Marvoleath: That gruul mana dork has major Duskmourn vibe
bytecaster: That car was bitten by a radioactive spider
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Mindfire13: Lego sets
vinewood_og: Spider groceries?
Darth_Litigious: To sell toys
djalternative: yeah. it's because of toys
noSmokeFire: oh, did Leopluridon make it into the set?
coriolis_storm: 70s toy sales
TehAmelie: "why does Spider-Man need a car?" that's a question they asked in the comic, eventually
Gekyouryuu: No Japanese Spider-Man in here
raulghoulia: it's from the 70s the answer is cocaine
generalnuk: The spiderham is a lord for blumburrow
Bruceski: That was actually a plot point. The Fantastic 4 made him a car and he immediately wrecked it because he didn't know how to drive.
QuixoticScrivener: accessories!
shiningelbow: the spider manifestation feels straight out of duskmourn
noSmokeFire: @Gekyouryuu noooooo
MagnusVir: I wish they had included Leopardon
nyc_mtg: he's a radioactive superhero who shoots webs and fights crime, i think owning a car in nyc is more fantastical tbh
sallomon33: @Marvoleath true! I could see it being set on Duskmourn in the UW version without too many changes to teh art
KingOfDoma: Also, Spider-Man never got a license. He learned to web swing before he needed to, plus, he lives in the transit-reliant Big Apple
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MaskedThespian: @MagnusVir Leopardon would have been the deepest of cuts
noSmokeFire: Roblinoids for short
sallomon33: @sallomon33 and by UW I mean Universes Within obvs
TehAmelie: a car that drives on walls might make sense in NYC though
wulfram77: Lurking Lizards also works for crack a pack
Jayrod1220: Greetings you Guys in Chairs
Marvoleath: If you have raging goblinoids, please go see a specialist about it
Mindfire13: probably 24
Lasciel Woodburne: yes...its now on screen lol
onFyre: timing!
James Frank: merchandising
Austin Tanner: Spider-Man the flamethrower!
raulghoulia: spider mobile reminds me, I need to re read Old Man Logan
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TXC2: because hot dogs are based?
nyc_mtg: hot dog cart is villain, halal cart is hero
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simpletoon: @nyc_mtg no the greek cart has gyros
gualdhar: is Jacob in the room?
TehAmelie: i think hot dogs are universally evil to Spider-Ham
sallomon33: I still can't believe there's a card called a guy in the chair in this set
bytecaster: Are we doing homework!?
James Frank: the kids love it
Bugberry: That's some great power
gualdhar: is that Jacob giving drafting advice?
Marvoleath: We have a hot dog cart and will get a cabbage stand in the avatar set
TriforceDrummer: Seems white is open now lol
nyc_mtg: @simpletoon +2 incredible lol
generalnuk: or splash
bytecaster: Gotta have a safety hotdog
TheAwkes: Spider Jund, Spider Jund, does whatever a Spider Jund does.
TXC2:
signalling in pick 2 is bizarre 
TehAmelie: pocket hot dog
JaymicUnyielding: You wouldn't draft a car
Austin Tanner: How many spider mans do we have on the plane?
JetAlmighty: enough and yet not
Austin Tanner: I knew it. I’m surrounded by spider men.
Earthenone: 4 people 5 colors, makes sense it is noticeable
laikagoat: oooo
generalnuk: Taking two cards at once I think it is more noticable what colors are being taken
bytecaster: It's also pretty good
laikagoat: that land rules
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nyc_mtg: it passed the play test
bytecaster: There is 2 three color lands, right?
sallomon33: it's not a cycle, but it is a mirrored pair
sallomon33: the Grixis one has mayhem, the bant oen has pseudo webslingiin
bytecaster: You got the villain land and the spider land.
TXC2: reminds me that we're getting an un-set card on arena with this set
Austin Tanner: My LGS is doing a $100 commander league with the set. Curious what old Ben would cave able to cook up.
MoipaZ: I feel like it would be easier to have open colors in this format.
Austin Tanner: *be*
Stizzet: and now serge goes 5 color!
onFyre: everyone gets a Shriek!
circusofkirkus: uh
freshmaker__: omg
TriforceDrummer: Oh hey
Dromos_GHG: uh
djalternative: holy crap
Marvoleath: @TXC2 huh, which one?
Mr_Bitterness: Get the sleeve!
sallomon33: it does seem pretty good even in limited heh
bytecaster: Oh, Serge opened a Terminus
baskwalla: Soul Stone is busted
Bugberry: I'm surprised more of these lands aren't towns.
TXC2: Marvoleath the murder that gives two half sized copies
Mr_Bitterness: They are clones
chaostreader: Yes.
Bugberry: something to do with totems I guess?
Marvoleath: @TXC2 ah, right
bytecaster: I'm sure it has something to do with the Net of Life and Destiny or the primordial Spider, or something
circusofkirkus: it gives you a strong affinity for red/blue
gualdhar: the Spidersmen are given powers indirectly from the same god
slickslickman: they call it the "Fashion Sense"
protojman: THAT'S the totem or something idk
Bruceski: Is Spider Totem still a thing? Because if so, yes
Robot_Bones: Half of them are Peter parkers or clones there off soo
simpletoon: @slickslickman very good, I love that
djalternative: Yes. They all coordinate their branding across the multiverse. they need different names
lordofkatz: Will there be a Canlander review for this set?
James Frank: something is wrong when the Spider-Man release chat is only referencing Spaceballs
Alan Baldwin: YES SERGE
MoipaZ: Didn't EoE come out last week?
MC Attrition: stone those souls
Sarah: Not quite that recently but yeah it still feels pretty new
Sarah: So many sets this year
Alan Baldwin: EOE i think officially came out 3 weeks ago, so it’s a dead format ;)
Arkouda Chien: it's the spider force influence
jessicatheblack:
@slickslickman 
Xed_Regulus: The big eyes are easier to see out of.
sallomon33: @Robot_Bones there's one that's his daughter from what I've seen on teh cards lol
RatherLargeToad: it’s ok, we pretend that didn’t happen usually
noSmokeFire: Graham, I have bad news about how many decades old the totem stuff is
Mindfire13: The Ur-Spider is in Marvel as well!?
djalternative: me mostly ignore the spider god
Obos_TAB: get me pictures of Grim Guardian
JaymicUnyielding: Multiversally, things tend toward a theme. Within the 616, they're all inspired off Peter's design.
TehAmelie: J Michael Strazinsky had some original takes as a writer
QuixoticScrivener: all my Spider-Folk lore came from the 90s cartoon.
bytecaster: It's that Neonate from that Inistrad set
sallomon33: ooh, romantic rendezvous, it's that Divination on empty hand
Marvoleath: The only spider god I accept is Anansi
Gekyouryuu: Graham, I saw a great post on tumblr about one fan idea for a Spider-Man who, because the webs are artificial and not inherent, thinks he's a gecko powered guy by mistake.
James Frank: I will catch the vod later, you guys have fun
James Frank: spider totem stuff
MoipaZ: For the record, I know it's been a few weeks, I was exaggerating for comedic and dramatic effect
Grafikpapst: Unfoirtunately there doesnt seem to be a card for Anansi, seems like they chose Cosmic-Spiderman instead for a 5 Color-Option
red_shoes_jeff: @Marvoleath I think he's in the comics as well.
wulfram77: How are you supposed to pronounce sp//dr anyway?
jaimeblacken: bob for 2
MaskedThespian: @wulfram77 Spider
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu Gecko-Guy sounds cool too
noSmokeFire: sp slash slash doctor
TehAmelie: spi-and-r
sallomon33: I assuem it's just a fancy futuristic way to spell Spider
RatherLargeToad: you have to pronounce the backslashes too
LaeliaTBR: spiderman stuff already???
Marvoleath: @red_shoes_jeff I suppose they appropriated the nordic gods, why not others
matthaus_c: el spidro robotico
Bugberry: It's like Clash but different.
Mangledpixel: it's prounounced throat wobbler mangrove
RatherLargeToad: Keen Duelist enchantment
LaeliaTBR: its like keen duelist no?
sallomon33: so you just add a schwa between d and r
coriolis_storm: @laeliatbr Yup. Perpetual hype! /s
Bugberry: !card keen dualist
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I just noticed “Tournament” is misspelled in the on-screen
Marvoleath: Keen duelist but you can choose not yourself
Bugberry: !card keen duelist
LRRbot: Keen Duelist [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you and target opponent each reveal the top card of your library. You each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. You each put the card you revealed into your hand.
onFyre: Serge, holding a card that reads "The Worst Luck Ever": "this might be bad"
Shado Baggins: Snap keep
JetAlmighty: sp dot dr
Alan Baldwin: You both bob wrong, right?
LaeliaTBR: @coriolis_storm the cogs in the machine turn
noSmokeFire: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff it's for that comicbook verisimilitude
TehAmelie: or, how do you pronounce the // on split cards?
sallomon33:
@LaeliaTBR can't wait for Lorwyn Eclipsed spoilers next week already 
LaeliaTBR: @sallomon33 im genuinely excited, lorewyn is so cool
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @TehAmelie <*click click*>
MaskedThespian: @TehAmelie Depends on the exact cards. Some are "and", some are "to", and some are nothing but the two spells have the same first couple of letters
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie "and", unless its on an Aftermath card, then its "to"
LevDev: @sallomon33 That in around 3 weeks with Magic Con Atlanta preview panel
Bugberry: @LaeliaTBR same. It was the first new plane since I started playing, and read all the novels. Also looking forward to the DND supplement.
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie it depends, each set had its own filler word
planeswalkagogo: @TehAmelie for a long time the // was an "and" grammatically, but they've since abandoned that
sallomon33: @LaeliaTBR I'm too, it's just, if they started them next week taht would once again contribute to perpetual hype heh
Methadron: Right, Everyone bobs wrong with that card, it seems
MoipaZ: How does chat feel about this format?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
wulfram77: Are we playing snap?
raulghoulia: I got a rock
circusofkirkus: Serge got Peter Parker's rock
GredGredmansson: IT'S THAT TIME
Obos_TAB: Wonder if that'll be Chandra's Camera in OM1
GredGredmansson: oh wait wrong one
MaskedThespian: @GredGredmansson Someone drafted Morbius?
shiningelbow: peter's leaving his cameras all over the place
sallomon33: @GredGredmansson ...of the month again
Diabore: adams morbin
TehAmelie: i'll accept Sp//r is pronounced "spor-r"
QuixoticScrivener: why yes, I would like to copy my proliferate trigger.
shiningelbow: it's morbin time
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @GredGredmansson is it time to morb?
bytecaster: You are only allowed 40 spider-man max anyway, not 2099
Bugberry: Use Peter's camera with something that bounces artifacts on Entering to restock the Film counters.
JetAlmighty: it'll be easy to take pictures with this many Spidey men running about
MoipaZ: Does anyone else feel like this draft format was designed because WotC couldn't completely flush out this set after deciding to make it not an Aftermath-esque half-set
LaeliaTBR: talk about hate bear
RatherLargeToad: Authority of the Spider-Woman
fundabental: what kind of film comes in rolls of 3
sallomon33: @TehAmelie what if: you pronounce it like Spider but the i is longer and in a rising tone (you know, tones like in Chinese)
bytecaster: You see, Adam, she has "Venom Blast"
djalternative: Serge, talk about your stone
GasCityGaming:
Hate spider technically 
RhymesWithMoose: For a combo that now exists in Standard: Peter Parker's Camera and Thousand Year Storm.
bytecaster: That's when Doc Ock was Spider-Man
protojman: my fave!
Bugberry: Basically Eternalize anything but Spider instead of Zombie.
GredGredmansson: "Yes, I AM Spider-Man, why do you ask"
circusofkirkus: Serge, can we see the Stone?
TXC2: is tapping down artifact and creatures better or creatures and non-basic lands?
wulfram77: And its graveyard hate
LaeliaTBR: this set seems really cool for limited tbh
nyc_mtg: spiderman, spider-woman, when am i getting spider-them
bytecaster: That was essentially, the Arc
Bugberry: The flavor text on it is great. Says basically that.
RealGamerCow: So if it comes in as a copy of any creature, but is still a 4/4 human spider hero, what gets copied? Abilities?
raulghoulia: twice Spider-Man villains wore his suit and tried to be a better him than Peter
LSRubin: i prefer Ontario Spider-Man personally, but Huron Spider-Man is also fine
RatherLargeToad: He realized that Peter was holding back when fighting him and got real annoyed about it
Mr_Bitterness: And he realized how much Pete was holding back
Obos_TAB: @LaeliaTBR I think it was designed as a pick 2 draft
GredGredmansson: @nyc_mtg does Spiders-Man count as "Spider-Them"
sallomon33: @LaeliaTBR I just hope it doesn't have Coldsnap syndrome
bytecaster: Adam is gonna do so much homework
Marvoleath: @nyc_mtg there actually is a spider card that refers to itself as them
Gekyouryuu: One of the best bits of superior was him realizing that Peter's been holding back and could punch his head off at any time
TehAmelie: is there a card of Kraven the Hunter being Spider-Man too? he was the worst Spider-Man ever
Diabore: cori the only one in green or white
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie that storyline is a saga, does thatcount
TehAmelie: sure
red_shoes_jeff: Of course, first day as Spider-Man, Ock accidentally punches Scorpion's jaw off.
TXC2: RealGamerCow all other copyable traits are copyed, so colours, types, abilities
RatherLargeToad: those tentacles are great for my Glarb deck
v_nome: Dang. Spider-Woman is cool but if I make a commander deck around her people will hate me.
sallomon33: @TehAmelie not as far as I'm aware
Diabore: 5 mana is so many equip
red_shoes_jeff: @Gekyouryuu Yeah, that.
Suffix: I came here to be J Jonah Jameson - I need cards of Spider-Man
Cptasparagus: How often do men stay up thinking about Doc Ocks tentacles?
Diabore: not in the card reader
TheMerricat: !card animate graveyard
LRRbot: Animate Graveyard [3BB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant your graveyard / Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard. / If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.
Marvoleath: @nyc_mtg but it's Spiders-Man
generalnuk: I makes all his small treats trade up
Diabore: in yes but pretty rare
jaimeblacken: !card traumatize
LRRbot: Traumatize [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player mills half their library, rounded down.
sallomon33: I think it depends on the deck, tentacles should be fine in RG for example
SmashTCG: Ah, Lies i guess
djalternative: 1 in 24 packs
pipshardfour: 1 in 24 chance for a non foil in play boosters
tsp397: They're 1 in 24 play boosters
Diabore: oh serge got dat stone
Krektogar: the betrayal
djalternative: real low rate
bytecaster: @Diabore I'm sure you mean dat Terminus
WrightJustice: I think there's about 1 in every 24 play boosters?
Obos_TAB: there's 24 in every booster
Obos_TAB: insane value
freshmaker__: Oh Cori got one of the cool spedctacular spider-mans
TheMerricat: !card graveyard busybody
LRRbot: Graveyard Busybody [4UU] | Creature — Human Spy [*/*] | All graveyards are also your graveyards. / Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Sorator13:

TXC2: !adquote (Graham) [now] Much as it pains me to say, James was right.
TehAmelie: and a pocket full of dreams
vinewood_og: Technically Serge was fired
MaskedThespian: I have two Basics and a Hot Dog Cart
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] Much as it pains me to say, James was right.
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Gaz_L: one to be safe?
Robot_Bones: James' Hot dog/sandwich opinions finally got him canceled
TXC2:
correctly spelling the command procs the command 
WrightJustice: Nones of mountains
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
bytecaster: Aunt May seems good
Cutriss: @maskedthespian Not my favourite Beck song
RealGamerCow: Did anyone get Spot?
zeathean: Neat a new soul sister
JaymicUnyielding: Can't wait to cast Clive with hot dogs
SmashTCG: kinda surprised we didnt get an alt art of hot may
raulghoulia: Soul Spider
bisaflau: more like a soul aunt?
RealGamerCow: Spiders are 1/6 of all the cards in the set
MaskedThespian:
@Cutriss Is it "My first name's Quentin but I go by Mysterio?" 
LRRbot: Spider-Suit [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and is a Spider Hero in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
TehAmelie: picture Aunt May giving encouragement to Giant Spider to make it more giant
GoblinPieromancer: Cori is the only one with a hero deck
JetAlmighty: they pivoted pack 2
Yellowmaster52: superior spider-man was awesome
onFyre: cards just end up places
S B: is anyone excited ffor this set
Rogue 7: Wow, A) didn't know this set was coming out so soon and B ) y'all streaming while I'm still at work (and I'm a teacher on the east coast)
Sarah: Full release of the set is still a few weeks away, and they're doing an extra long stream today
Stizzet: I don't think you need a basic
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Stizzet: but this is coming from the girl who only plays 15 lands lol
DarkMorford 💎: Oh hi friends!
S B: or does anyone specifically think this draft format will be good
LRRbot: Spider-Suit [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and is a Spider Hero in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
SeismicLawns: Doctors Ock
GredGredmansson: which doc ocks
sallomon33: there should be enough enhancements (not enchantments, enhancements) in the set to make even Aunt May a formidable attacker
MaskedThespian: Docs Ock
MaskedThespian: Doc Sock?
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
TXC2: please doc, don't ock
HadesLeprechaun: Are we counting how many times "spider" is said on stream today?
SeismicLawns: Dorctors Octors
bytecaster: Oh, you can harness it at instant speed though
Bugberry: But was it worth it?
satoribearpuncher: That's soul stone is one of the more expensive USD wise cards
GasCityGaming: LORGE large
raulghoulia: friends don't let friends doc ock
sallomon33:
@HadesLeprechaun time for a drinking game 
Diabore: is stone highlander playable? id guess no but want to ask rather than assume
bytecaster: How many Doctors Ockters
TehAmelie: eight, obvs
TXC2: !break
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LSRubin: is Bagel and Schmear the first instance of Yiddish on a Magic card?
TXC2: Diabore I suspect some might try
jessicatheblack:

Toadkillerfrog:

QuixoticScrivener: @lsrubin Tchatckte (sic) elemental from an unset.
sallomon33:
@LSRubin possibly? fun fact: there's a promo of the card Glory in Hebrew, on a partially related note 
Toadkillerfrog: 2028 - MTG rebranded as the Marvel TCG...
TehAmelie: i wouldn't be surprised if there's a goblin called something klutz
sallomon33: I do genuinely wonder how many Marvel sets are planned
coachNelly: !uptime
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AugmentingPath: !updog
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LoadingReadyRun:
what's the funniest creature to put into the Spider-Suit?
sallomon33: since I don't think they announced that
RatherLargeToad: At the risk of jinxing things, I am quite pleased at the level of general pleasantness in this chat for this set compared to a lot of the online discourse for this set.
QuixoticScrivener: !card Tchotchke Elemental
LRRbot: Tchotchke Elemental [G] | Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on this creature. Use a unique item that completely fits on this creature for each knickknack counter. / This creature gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.
MilkInBags: @LoadingReadyRun a pig
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun I mean, I'm always a fan of the Legendary Artifact Creature - Equipment Jellyfish, but you may have meant in this set specifically
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun a fish of some kind?
Xed_Regulus: @LoadingReadyRun A spider, then you get Spider-Spider
sallomon33: @RatherLargeToad personally the main thing that interests me in the set is how it's going to play out as a small set and in pick two draft no less
Sorator13: you could make it a Legendary Artifact Creature - Equipment Jellyfish Spider Hero!
sallomon33: the contents of the set are whatever
gsyhiap: @RatherLargeToad Honestly you could have removed the two "for this set"s from that sentence and it would still be true
RatherLargeToad: I was afraid we’d get another Stryxhaven PPR situation
LoadingReadyRun: A jeeyfish wearing a regular Spider-Man suit is pretty good. Just kind of bunched up in one leg
TehAmelie: i'm writing a story involving this superhero with octopus powers. pity Marvel didn't read my mind or she could have fit in with all the Spider-Mans
sallomon33: Jesus some of these screenshots are old huh
Toadkillerfrog: pretty much agreed with everything in Prof TCC video today, and been marvel for long time unlike him
Toadkillerfrog: fan*
TXC2: sallomon33 they're only from 2 moonbases ago, it's fine
Marvoleath: I have developed creative text and art blindness for this set, and just look at the mechanics, maybe will proxy some stuff with the Arena OM1 assets
JetAlmighty: any villains decks?
MaybeTara: Oh so Cori drafted Spider Spawning 😛
Stizzet: serge has doc ocs
Sarah: I've done one pick 2 draft so far and enjoyed it. small sample size but still
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, …
Meracanus: HE DID IT
Sarah: I have no opinion about the set so far
JetAlmighty: I'm excited to take a breather from magic for the next two sets.
Sarah: also valid
onFyre: is the type line "Infinity Stone" like "Time Lord", or are there other Infinity substances?
MoipaZ: Play without sleeves
Stizzet: same Sarah, there's some cool cards, but I'm not buying all the things
DarkMorford 💎: Just tuned in, how many Spidersm'n have we seen?
Sarah: so many
MoipaZ: all of them
Sarah: I mostly play digital and don't collect much, so I already wasn't buying all the things
MoipaZ: They're all pointing at each other
Sarah: I am. so casual :P
onFyre: not quite all of them, but a good selection of spiders-m'n
Stizzet: ahhh, and none of the are on arena this way so even less
MoipaZ: @Stizzet When I first heard that, I couldn't pick up my jaw for 10 minutes
Stizzet: I mostly just do paper, was too hard to keep up on arena for me. I now just play momeer and such
Austin Tanner: Imposter syndrome the card that is the Spider-Man meme
DarkMorford 💎: Hang on, there's a Stardew Valley board game?
S B: i feel like you can like individual cards while also disliking the set design/size/price ect
Sarah: I like limited, and arena lets me play that with little to no cash investment and no need to worry about play groups
Austin Tanner: There’s a Downtown Abbey board game
MoipaZ: Is there a list where we can see the arena versions compared to the paper ones?
Sarah: also really enjoy Momir though XD
Austin Tanner: There’s probably a board game for every thing if you look hard enough 😋
DarkMorford 💎: Oh man, I miss playing Momir
Stizzet: moipaz, yeah, it's the problem with changing it to standard legal half way through. so many hands in the Spiderman bucket makes everything harder to change
DarkMorford 💎: When is that coming to Arena? 😛
Sarah: also yeah 100% you can be interested in the cards but not like the marketing and sales strategies
Sarah: it shows up from time to time
DarkMorford 💎: Oh nice, I thought it was still exclusive to MtGO
sallomon33: @Toadkillerfrog from a flavour standpoint picking Marvel was the biggest miss they have made with a non-Secret Lair UB set so far. Even Doctor Who was closer, especially with us having in universe aliens with EOE now
LSRubin: i think Prof was mostly right. i think this set is much more (mechanically) interesting than Assassin's Creed, but i fear those mechanically-sweet cards are a flavor disaster
sallomon33: @TXC2 the Arena one is especially jarring huh, with the old icons and all
TXC2:
sallomon33 wow that one must be old then 
Diabore: oh jeez long hair beej, i forgot that era
TXC2: and we're back
GasCityGaming: When beej was at his most powerful
TheWooglie: thwip
Sorator13: ahoy!
vinewood_og:

gualdhar: looks like mothman got caught in the web
djalternative: Spider-Bay located in scenic Spider-Island.
raulghoulia: sweet shirt, Ben
Earthenone:
ben got the wrong bug man on the shirt 
Gekyouryuu: G, you did pick 2 on arena, no?
Diabore: pick 2 is swift
neisan2112: Ben Ibhave to know where you got the Mothman shirt
Diabore: @Gekyouryuu shhhhh
Austin Tanner: And with arena being limited in on card pool I forget the perfect number for momir is feel like it was 9-10.
MoipaZ: @Stizzet Did we get confirmation that that's what happened? Because the spider versions aren't on MTGO either
Sarah: nah, but it just pops up in occasional midweek magic events, which only last a few days
Sarah: the MTGO Momir times were also very good though
MoipaZ: Who do we have winning this draft? And how do the pairings work with just. 4?
Austin Tanner: Marvel didn’t give WOTC the digital rights for this set. MTGO and Area will have “Through the Omenpaths” instead
Sarah: there will be a second draft pod and the winners from each pod (iirc) will play each other
MoipaZ: I was playing Momir once and got the demon that exiles your deck until you hit a 4-mana card. Game didn't last long after that
Sarah: I love how silly momir can get with things like that
Austin Tanner: Ah belzenlok I’ve got him before too
Sarah: you gotta be okay with losing to absolute nonsense, but also sometimes you win with absolute nonsense
Stizzet: Spiderman rights are tied up with both sony and marvel so he's a mess right wise in general. not sure anything has been confirmed 100% but I thought when it announced it was an off set, but I could be
Stizzet: wrong
Austin Tanner: Wait, narrative X-wing. I didn’t know folks still played X-wing.
MoipaZ: Yeah, my impression was just that they couldn't get the digital rights for whatever reason, but WotC decided to make the paper set anyway
Austin Tanner: Eventually you end up too far down the rabbit hole. 🤷♂️
DarkMorford 💎: Good old Phlottery games in MtGO 🤣
Sarah: yes XD
JetAlmighty: howdy spidey-spiders
Austin Tanner: But let’s be honest, if I was Disney I probably wouldn’t be giving other card games the rights to my properties either.
MoipaZ: Why not both? lol
Austin Tanner: Especially when they have their own card games for at least two of em.
TXC2: brackets!
shiningelbow: oh it's an actual tournament
djalternative: []
gsyhiap: Oooh, fancy!
Obos_TAB: an Ultimate winner? thats miles morales
TheWooglie: so could be Kathleen vs Graham in the final
LSRubin: wild that this is how we find out that Wheeler is arachnaphobic
Marvoleath: Was James not interested in drafting this part of Marvel?
KingOfDoma: I read Adjectiveless Winner
djalternative: Ultimate is really good right now
TXC2: calling it now, final is an OKI OKI showdown of Adam versus Nelson
raulghoulia: Friendly Neighborhood Winner
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TotalHell: I just want to know where Ben got that jersey
vinewood_og: I'm more of a Friendly Neighborhood Winner
noSmokeFire: otto octavius is ALWAYS a weiner
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Uzumaki15: Is James buying Ice Cream for the winner?
Robot_Bones: he he doo
noSmokeFire: @Uzumaki15 maybe a delicious snack cake
RatherLargeToad: love that overlay. really pops
Balugo: love the overlay
grimkingxx: oooh nice overlay
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
grimkingxx: if damage doesnt say kapow i'm leaving
GredGredmansson: The Enforcers are SUCH a deep cut
djalternative: It's the only time Paul can get away with the overlay being in Comic Sans
TXC2: it's not madness, just sparkling insanity
atanhel: yeah they are
Robot_Bones: No tjat
Balugo: Those are their names in the comics
JaymicUnyielding: No, they call themselves that
KingOfDoma: Their legal names are not, but those are absolutely their supervillain names
GredGredmansson: (those are the names they introduce themselves as)
Obos_TAB: any LRR folks do flavor for this set?
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
wulfram77: Drain for 4 mana
Diabore: aunt yay
Vandristine: yeah that is a deep cut I recognize them barely
atanhel: fancy dan crenshaw
Cutriss: What are those sleeves Cori is using?
GredGredmansson: Yes.
Gaz_L: yes, Graham
KingOfDoma: Graham needs to stop disbelieving the weird stuff in comics, cuz it absolutely can
Robot_Bones: yes
KingOfDoma: happen
Travilogue: buckwheat?
RealGamerCow: whole wheat flour
simpletoon: @TXC2 It has to be from the Madness region in France
Bugberry: like a crepe?
shiningelbow: i mostly know them from the spectacular spider-man cartoon
djalternative: correct. remember, Spider-Man is from the 50's
Sorator13: whole wheat instead of bleached white flour
fundabental: not the brown flower please
vinewood_og: Organic non-GMO Aunt May
GredGredmansson: why is the mob knocking on Aunt May's door
Kentosaurus: Is there a hostess fuit pie card?
RatherLargeToad: @cutriss I think that’s art from CDHC
atanhel: flowers are made of weed?
TXC2:
good old oat flour pancakes 
GredGredmansson: soul aunt
RealGamerCow: whole wheat flour pancakes are deece. Not as good as buckwheat pancakes tho
GredGredmansson: JEEZUS
shiningelbow: GRAHAM
Obos_TAB: wow Origin story alert
generalnuk: The villians strike
jaimeblacken: graham!
Mr_Bitterness: I think I read this issue!
Gaz_L: more accurately, Spider-Man was invented by a bunch of guys who grew up in the Depression in NYC, remembering their teen years.
wulfram77: Quick make a deal with mephisto!
Sorator13:

RealGamerCow: Get trampled, May
Diabore: aunt may getting mugged
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TXC2:
time to make a deal with the devil now 
Grothe406: Whelp time to make a deal with the devil
TotalHell: This probably happened in one of the comics
LidofLoathing: no, One More Day
vinewood_og: Graham hearing that goblin voice in the mirror
dankmemeter: Call Mephisto!
Marvoleath: "Uncle Ben! Oh, wait"
LSRubin: wow, graham's dude now has 3 Power and 1 Responsibility
raulghoulia: fridged on turn 3
Mr_Bitterness: Oh no, Graham's triggered a terrible plotline!
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
fundabental: WHAT IF...? Rhino splatted Aunt May?
atanhel: the overlay needed a POW
generalnuk: That is a crazy fight spell.
Diabore: vault?
TXC2: time vault?
TehAmelie: Sol Ring? everyone starts with a Sol Ring in play in Highlander, right
SeismicLawns: the problem is that the time vault player won't have a creature
JaymicUnyielding: Looking forward to the north 100 review for this set
Marvoleath: !dragonshield
eleric937: the overlay is so good!
Kentosaurus: "BAM!"
RealGamerCow: OOF POW
Mr_Bitterness: BOOFO!
Bugberry: ZOOM!
LSRubin: save that for the Batman set
TXC2: zork!
TehAmelie: oof argh barf
vinewood_og: THWACK!
GredGredmansson: "I was told there'd be wheatcakes what the hell happened"
Kentosaurus: the one time comic sans is acceptable
Sarah_Serinde:

fundabental: bone saw's ready
rosesmcgee: Do the ones from Radioactive Man "zorp!" "biff"
KingOfDoma: Be sure to include "Biff", "Bam", "Pow", "Zap", and "Comics aren't for kids anymore!".
CrossXhunteR: you've got three minutes, graham
Suffix: BONESAW
GredGredmansson: BONESAW IS READY
simpletoon: BONESAW
SeismicLawns: BONE SAW IS READY
LoadingReadyRun:
technically not Comic Sans 
MoipaZ: @Austin Tanner and even a digital card game with Snap
MTG_Scribe: Yay Nelly!
MoipaZ: I bet they just didn't want to have too many digital versions of their characters
Austin Tanner: True that.
MoipaZ: And Wizards decided to go forward anyway and split their game into two different versions because $$
JetAlmighty: *Thwip*
Austin Tanner: I need Mr. Ulmer to craft a spider-man commander deck with a $100 budget.
Lasciel Woodburne: the overlay! chef's kiss
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Austin Tanner: Mr. Bengineering
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
MoipaZ: Any infinite mana combos in this format?
onFyre: I thought it was just homemade Weetabix
JetAlmighty: any strip lock combos in this format?
MoipaZ: Hey soul sister! DIE lol
Grafikpapst: I guess Graham is now Spidermans biggest enemy
Austin Tanner: Gluten free is wheat flour free
JetAlmighty: aunt may before Uncle Ben. oof
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
MoipaZ: Man, the alternate universe jokes are gonna get old real quick
Octagone: Graham is correct. A wheat cake is a pancake made with whole wheat flour.
SloppyPop: this whole set looks uninspired and bland
MoipaZ: Did anyone see the water man from Command Zone yesterday? That card is pretty sweet
Invitare: reverse menace?
freshmaker__: my man doesnt do handicap matches
SmashTCG: BONESAWS READYYYYY
TotalHell: Ooooooh yeeeaaah
Bugberry: I got you for 3 minutes!
Diabore: i like no kill
vinewood_og: An you're going nowhere!
GredGredmansson: BAH GAWD ITS KAINE
noSmokeFire: @Invitare he has ecanem!
Gaz_L: One of the many many clones
KingOfDoma: This Spider-Man's name is literally Kaine Parker, yes
djalternative: He's another clone of Peter
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
atanhel: clone war incomming
TXC2: ba gawd that's Khain's music
TehAmelie: as far as i know Scarlet Spider and Kaine are two separate Peter clones
RatherLargeToad: M’hem. (tips hat)
Gekyouryuu: As opposed to Scarlet Spider, Ben Reilly
JaymicUnyielding: Kaine is the somewhat more flawed clone of Peter. He's better now, though.
fundabental: but where is Abele Parker?
GredGredmansson: BONESAW WAS NOT READY
generalnuk: Madness
coriolis_storm: Value!
Mr_Bitterness: Started as an evil clone, then Kaine became a good guy and got the magic spider powers instead of Peter
Ard_Rhys: fixed madness
generalnuk: Longer lasting madness
themightygerg: Moolti Varses
Jturbobanana: Could you cast it multiple times the turn you discarded it if you had enough mana?
KingOfDoma: Kaine is free to use the Scarlet Spider moniker right now, because Ben Reilly is currently at least a little evil and going by Chasm
v_nome: So if you had the mana can you just keep casting Electro's Bolt?
Wiliart: Are you allowed to mayhem the same card multiple times in the same turn?
raulghoulia: all the usal spider powers and "The touch of Kaine"
Bruceski: The bold "was discarded this turn" even after being cast. Can it be cast multiple times?
fundabental: all possibilities are real, all stories are truth
djalternative: Most people agree we'd rather ignore the magic part of the spiderman lore
TehAmelie: this is when Cori gets serious
LSRubin:
they're all commander-level life totals if you let the commander game go long enough 
GredGredmansson: @Jturbobanana No, because the card you just cast is no longer discarded
Gekyouryuu: It is
KingOfDoma: As in "that good ol' Parker luck"
Earthenone: im sure setle the wreckage is here, its a city based hero after all
Ard_Rhys: The writers do seem to hate Peter Parker
djalternative: It is
Gekyouryuu: It's the family's luck
bytecaster: He does refer to it as that
TXC2: the WHOLE family is cursed
Gaz_L: it is, in the Marvel Universe
RatherLargeToad: @v_nome I don’t think so since the second time it enters the graveyard it is not discarded
Justherefortherewards: It IS! "The Parker Luck"
vinewood_og: Parker Luck is my dumpstat
SmashTCG: to be fair, its not just him, Wheres his mom and dad
BITs19_: !card Parkers luck
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
EldritchProwler: It's a multiversaal constant
GredGredmansson: 4 mana 3/2 with reach that gains 1 life, neat
Mr_Bitterness: Peter only gets a nice life in Elseworlds like Renew Your Vows
JaymicUnyielding: @smashtcg they were in the CIA. Wolverine might have killed them.
RatherLargeToad: Are there any Defenders in the set?
BITs19_: !card parker luck
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DuckTheSystem: is this sponsored by wotc?
Diabore: ben
SmashTCG: @JaymicUnyielding that sounds astoundingly unlucky
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad there's an aura that turns a creature into one with Defender, but that's it
GasCityGaming: Just cause i don't like it don't mean it's wrong
SmashTCG: SPIDER CAT
Mangledpixel: it occurs to me that the reason multiverse nonsense shows up in Spider-Man stories so much is simply that the idea of visualising the multiverse as a web is very compelling
theymerLoviatar: I got the Parker Skibidi Rizz
Marvoleath: @DuckTheSystem not quite, they provided product
generalnuk: Mayham enabler
Bruceski: @DuckTheSystem No. They got the product from WotC but not sponsored
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
sallomon33: @RatherLargeToad there's a single blue removal spell that gives the creature it enchants defender
Earthenone: @DuckTheSystem technicly no, they gave them the cards and ability to stream them early though
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sallomon33: among otehr things, but defenmder is the relevant bit here
Diabore: krundle in
RatherLargeToad: @gredgredmansson oh yeah, the slightly changed Witness Protection. Forgot about that
Marvoleath: You may hem them?
TXC2:
sac a cat, no one cares, block with a dog, instant villain 
sephsays: Can't believe that cat opened the door for those raging goblinoids
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Kentosaurus: red black mayhem seems like a pretty good archetype
GredGredmansson: tragedy at May Parker's house today
Invitare: Graham is playing Aunt Mayhem
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
LoadingReadyRun:
I like the idea that people in the comic world know about Parker Luck even if they haven't even heard of Spider-Man.
rand0mtask_: Friendly neighborhood Ben
Mangledpixel: Spectactics
Bugberry: 333
bytecaster: Those poor Goblinoids
RatherLargeToad:
The Rakdos deck shouldn’t be gaining so much life 
TXC2: Mangledpixel my plans for buying new glasses
atanhel: it's nice jessica is part of the set
Bugberry: They made Sandman the Sand subtype
Earthenone: since parker is a secret identity, they probboly dont even associate the luck with spiderman at all right?
generalnuk: Big goblins like that are rare though.
LRRbot: Spider-Ham, Peter Porker [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Boar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. / Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.
Bugberry: Sand has only ever been on Tokens.
sallomon33: PORK
goombalax: !card Bronze Walrus
LRRbot: Bronze Walrus [3] | Artifact Creature — Walrus [2/2] | When this creature enters, scry 2. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Balugo: what are the stats on the spider-token?
gsyhiap: Boar!
RatherLargeToad: Straight from Bloomburrow!
LSRubin: spider-pig, spider-pig...
sallomon33: @Balugo 3/2 thanks to the spooder anthem
Marvoleath: @Balugo 2/1
Octagone: @SloppyPop thanks for your input.
MoipaZ: I also really appreciate that they have non-legendary creatures that are named characters in the comics
millenomi: it's Kaine! it's gotta be!
Austin Tanner: Randy Savage
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
MoipaZ: That way we get lots of comic character without dumping a bunch of legends into the format
Austin Tanner: He’s going to take out Graham’s Tito Santana
MoipaZ: Fixed madness
MoipaZ: They also fixed ninjitsu
Yellowmaster52: not a different earth
Arkouda Chien: I appreciate the colors behind the names
Octagone: @MiopaZ they fixed ninjitsu?
MoipaZ: Wrath of Peter
MoipaZ: @Octagone I think webslinging is a fixed ninjitsu
Octagone: You can websling at instant speed?
Austin Tanner: My crown has passed to octagone 😭
Fuzzy Dude Enjoyer: Only kind of similar to Ninjutsu. Different wants.
MoipaZ: @Octagone no, that's the point. It's an alternate casting cost, so all the timing stuff is the same, just like mayhem/madness
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
Methadron: Parker Luck would have been a great Curse Card, i think.
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
MoipaZ: @Fuzzy Dude Enjoyer Yeah that's what I mean. Ninjitsu is both more complicated and more sneaky. So I think webslinging is a somewhat fixed version of the mechanic
Octagone: Ninjutsu is all about getting sneak attackers into play. Web slinging feels different to me
LRRbot: Spider-Ham, Peter Porker [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Boar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. / Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Fro…
slickslickman: theres a great Spider-man human torch comic where Johnny says " parker luck" as the thing that he is jealous of because he sees Gwen and MJ and all his friends and is jealous, then Peter laughs in his face.
SmashTCG: the Third card going Shelob
Earthenone: @Balugo 2/1 with +1+1 from enchantm,ent
rand0mtask_: I love how it is alphabetical but puts spiders first for most likely being relevant
Bruceski: Every time you read the card they add anopther animal
Sorator13: so the food, being a hot dog, gets +1/+1 right?
SmashTCG: Behind radioactive spider and Miles
generalnuk: spiders getting +2/+2
Gekyouryuu: Reminder: spider ham is a spider who got bitten by a radioactive pig
RealGamerCow: would spider-ham work well with Bloomburrow decks?
ReachW: okay but do my matching salt and pepper shakers get +1/+1?
Marvoleath: Spider-Ham, or Spam for short
GredGredmansson: @RealGamerCow yes, all 10 Bloomburrow types are included
MegaTrain: "put a +1/+1 counter on HIM" that seems like new wording. (Does research): Yep, only prior examples are on planeswalkers and on Wolvering, Best There Is
Mangledpixel: as a reminder, Spider-Ham used to be a spider, until he was bitten by a radioactive pig
RatherLargeToad: @realgamercow extremely, with the animal and food synergies
freshmaker__: not even creature type Sable smh my head
SmashTCG: pumpkin bomb?
KingOfDoma: I kinda wish they'd snuck in Uncanny Spider-Man now that everyone's throwing around superlatives. Including Kurt Wagner would have been amazing!
LoadingReadyRun:
left off Spider-Ham 
TXC2:
top deck lightning helix 
LordShadner:
so he's a Bloomburrow lord? 
Balugo: Thanks all, getting my Innistrad spider tokens mixed in with these new ones
bytecaster: Are we shooting the pig
Mr_Bitterness: Shock is in the set.
generalnuk: swing for leathal
Bruceski: "Cori's got a lot of lifegain" says the person at 33
theymerLoviatar: I'm just amazed my fave spidey, Spiders-Man, got a card (even though it's very bad)
RhymesWithMoose: Graham "33 Life" Stark: "Cori's deck has a lot of life gain"
slickslickman: did Morbius make it into any of the decks?
circusofkirkus: Rakdosing at a healthy 33 life
bytecaster: If only Aunt May survived
TXC2:
Rakdosing so hard it bacame mono white lifegain 
Didero: Rakdos intolerant?
QuixoticScrivener: villains win!
rand0mtask_: I am a little bummed it is normal timing rules but it is much cleaner to explain
TXC2: !ppr
CrossXhunteR: norman
SmashTCG: Anje
bigdiff7: green goblin is grixis
Gekyouryuu: The flip green goblin
bigdiff7: and gives your stuff mayhem
generalnuk: There is a card that give other card mayhem
SeismicLawns: yea grixis goblin would do well for that
raulghoulia: @bigdiff7 agreed
saljik007: Im late to the party did we have a rules overview in this not ppr
Gaz_L: Ultimate Goblin
Mr_Bitterness: Ultimate Green Goblin, yeah
bytecaster: From the Ultimate universe
sallomon33: Grixis is the best for this
bigdiff7: i have that deck already led by Kefka...but Kefka is annoying in the command zone
sallomon33: and Green Goblin is Grixis
sallomon33: so probs him
Mr_Bitterness: he who kills Ultimate Peter Parker
Gaz_L: yeah, one of the many, many failed attempts to remake the Super Soldier Serum in the Ultimate continuity
TXC2: saljik007 I was also late, but I suspect no
SmashTCG: have you seen the spot removal?
Marvoleath: @saljik007 nope, there is an LRR video coming out soon™, and an article at the mothership
Bugberry: All the goblins seem to go really good with Kefka
RatherLargeToad: they even made a bagel card to throw at him
GredGredmansson: as a stealy fan I would be remiss to not mention
GredGredmansson: Black Cat
BITs19_: I love The Spot, and I'm going to do so much with him
SmashTCG: and if you exile him yourself forever, its gone forever
sallomon33: The Spot does indeed seem cool
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad and the Living Brain can animate it in limited
TehAmelie: kitty!
jessicatheblack: kittymerowmerow!
sallomon33: KITEH SCRATCH!
Mr_Bitterness: Kitty goes Meow!
Derthon: forest go always reminds me of the "the salt" crapshot
Dantehicks36: This overlay looks amazing
saljik007: Well i hope yt has one later i do like them as a primer for prerelease
Hrrisn: oh nice I haven’t missed much
GredGredmansson: deathtouch to spiders
SmashTCG: ah yes, the king of haters
Bruceski: @GredGredmansson Too bad Raid is already a keyword
Gaz_L: ok, is this a Smythe?
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L he is
RatherLargeToad: Dinosaur Hunter, but spiders
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
Diabore: more spiders
TheWooglie: go Cori you show him
generalnuk: 4/3 for 2
GredGredmansson: that's a MUCH better one to block
SmashTCG: citizen
WokenClick: Spilanders?
rand0mtask_: Horror citizen doing important horror work
Chichen: yah most cops are pretty upsetting
TehAmelie: oh, we found a way to make flaming clownspiders worse. suits.
Ard_Rhys: Can't wait to see the omenpaths version of that
SmashTCG: Those spiders pay taxes
radioshackraider: Wheeler wants to build a Pogging deck?
GredGredmansson: ngl i kinda liked the Spider-Island story
RatherLargeToad: they can vote
Gaz_L: one thing I remembered liking in Spider-Island was they actually had them call only the smart heroes who are specifically bio-chem related
TotalHell: Shoe sales on the island are booming.
Methadron: Webslinging feels to me like a cool "Ok, so you did your thing, now i get to safe you and you do your thing again later"
Octagone: Also you don’t have to attack for web slinging to work. You can crew or station
MoipaZ: Dang, what is this rakdos lifegain deck?
Methadron: @MoipaZ That is just the one creature with lifelink, actually
Stephen Perl: A 3 power menace and a 4 power threat?
MoipaZ: Really!? Haven't been paying that much attention, just that one 2-drop gained all that life?
Methadron: @MoipaZ In one turn it gained him 6. got +1+0, fought aunt may and then attacked for 3. And the creature stuck around for a while
Octagone: Norman Osborn gives mayhem. I would start there.
MoipaZ: @Methadron I think Ben's description there is really good, just a cleaner version of the mechanic. Instead of figuring out where in combat you are, steps and phases stuff, you bounce a tapped dude
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
Octagone: Dies and goes to the bottom. If he dies and is exiled the creatures don’t return
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
Methadron: @MoipaZ Yeah. But it really feels to me like Spidey getting someone else out of the way and doing his thing.
Octagone: LRRbot! Taking my spot!
Gaz_L: so, like, no Iron Man or Mr Fantastic, but they had like Beast and Mockingbird on the horn
slickslickman: yeah, i mostly liked the Spider-Island story
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Kentosaurus: [insert joke about rent prices in manhattan]
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
RaginCaucaJhin: Its GwAnda!
GredGredmansson: i liked how Peter could just pretend to be a rando who also got spider-powers
TotalHell: Someday you should watch The Horrors of Spider Island during one of your movie-watching streams.
LRRbot: Spectacular Spider-Man [1W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | Flash / {1}: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
gnomebot1: Spider-Islanders are from Battleworld. I have the Spider Hulk Figure.
SmashTCG: standard pete
SmashTCG: Yes
djalternative: Yes. It's secret wars
djalternative: you're getting the movie soon
gnomebot1: Every one is a spider in and alternate world.
TotalHell: No...they call it home.
Diabore: are we... in battle world?
noSmokeFire: this world is pretty battle-y
gnomebot1: Hulks Captain America Spider Doom.
Sarah_Serinde: We don't call this Capitalism Land
Balugo: spider-islanders are from 616, there was a time when a virus was released that transformed citizens of New York
LRRbot: With Great Power... [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it. / All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.
RatherLargeToad: Battle Word was a hodgepodge of surviving portions of realities after the multiverse was mostly destroyed
Bugberry: Life is a battle
SmashTCG: the battle is what the world does, not the people on it
JaymicUnyielding: I believe they were from the Spider Island event too
Jturbobanana: Nobody started on Battleworld, they all came from non-battle worlds originally
Flyingdelorion: I am with Graham here
Chichen: Battle World is just branding
RathmoreTV: other worlds would be Peace Worlds
KWardJenx: The Beyonder was not a subtle sort
KeytarCat:
I would call it Earth, ben... 
QuixoticScrivener: are we a battle world?
TehAmelie: what if we. . .didn't. . .battle? is there a word for that?
Gaz_L:
Battleworld is what Our Lord And Savior Doom calls it, so that's what it's called 
v_nome: @Sarah_Serinde Well we do NOW
djalternative: Graham, you'll see the explanation in 2 years
HerpesTornado: Earth is kind of a battle world, there's always war going on
drewm1022: Its like when you get double miles on your credit card all the time. That's not double miles, that's just miles.
Sarah_Serinde: @v_nome Yeah fair
Hrrisn: battleworld isnt always like that. it’s a conglomeration of many worlds
Bugberry: It's like Death Worlds in 40k. For many those are just Worlds.
Bruceski: I thought Battleworld was DC? Am I getting it mixed up with somewhere?
HerpesTornado: We should start calling our world Battleworld
rand0mtask_: Very progressive battle world
TXC2:
oh I am not gonna like this card in Brawl 
Bruceski: Oh, War World is DC
Flyingdelorion: So sort of Alcatraz?
noSmokeFire: the food culture on battleworld is really worth the trip
Mr_Bitterness: Lots of great foods in Battleworld
raulghoulia: from Secret Wars not to be confused with Secret Wars
RaginCaucaJhin: Isn't that just New York?
TotalHell: The restaurant diversity on Battleworld is incredible.
LordShadner: Space Australia
Bugberry: And they become a Phariah
TehAmelie: that's how you Voltron up Aunt May
red_shoes_jeff: @Bruceski Always gotta one-up Marvel...
ElektroTal: with great power is the card i most actively want from this set
RaginCaucaJhin: Cori, most Venom's are white, don't be racist
SmashTCG:
no dieing 
Jturbobanana: Battleworld is the remnants of all of the universes after the beyonders destroyed everything and Doom took all of the scraps that remained and turned it into a world for some people to survive on.
Athelgar: it also did have a bunch of planar collisions that mashed worlds together as their comic series' ended at one point lol
Diabore: "oh cool combo... murder?"
GasCityGaming:
what about uncle Venom? 
PatronSaintOfUncertainty: Is there also an Uncy Venom?
millenomi_Aura: dies to doom blade :pppppppppp
SK__Ren: With Great Power... Antivenom becomes a proooooblem
TXC2: what if vigor but white and only itself
rand0mtask_: When in Battle Rome...
noSmokeFire: I can't wait for Stuffy Doll to learn an important lesson about responsibility
GredGredmansson: "noncreature" artifact, importantly
djalternative: ah. okay
Bugberry: mayhem chaining
djalternative: mayham. may not ham
Sorator13: It is allowed to ham
Balugo: There’s a couple of Battle Worlds. the first one is when Peter gets the black suit. the most recent one is one Doom created when he took the Beyonder’s powers during the end of the Ultimate (and many other non-616) Universes
Chesul: Possible Pig!
Hrrisn: remember the dead
TehAmelie: i choose to believe Power and Responsibility not being a split card is symbolic
Earthenone:
persona 3 reference 
cheysson: Memento cori
GredGredmansson: Collecto Mori?
millenomi_Aura:

Suffix: death exists!?
Marvoleath: Remember about Moria, the dwarf version
TotalHell: The Nolan film?
Bugberry: vanitas vanitatum
sallomon33: Spidermento Mori
LoadingReadyRun:
Spider-Gwen seems like a bad secret identity name
theymerLoviatar: remember, more "eee!"
Grothe406: When the ninth lion ate the sun?
RaginCaucaJhin: @LoadingReadyRun Only if it's in English
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun her actual identity is Ghost-Spider inuniverse, I don't remember where Spider-Gwen comes from
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun to be fair her hero name is actually ghost sider
Mr_Bitterness: @LoadingReadyRun It's not her actual superhero name, if that helps.
freshmaker__: I feel like Mayhem would be a great name for an Aunt May Venom symbiote. (I know thats not how symbiote names work)
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun Tbf, idk how often super heroes really introduce themselves, anyway
ElektroTal: her name is actually Gwennifer
SmashTCG: haaaate that
ReachW: @Grothe406 The man on the moon rules the infinite time.
ArkhamArchivist: memento moray; take a moment to appreciate that eels exist
Chesul: Spidertar!
djalternative: Spider-Gwen is what WE call her because she was just a cool alternate cover before anything else. Her first book was later called that as well
neisan2112: Its like that spider filled doll from Duskmorn
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Spectacular Spider-Man [1W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | Flash / {1}: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you…
Octagone: The mayhem deck seems strong.
Methadron: Yeah. Mayhem is definetly a cool mechanic. And i agree, that it feels like an easy to understand variant on Madness.
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Yellowmaster52: DOOM, the god, creator, and ruler of battle world called it that, and what DOOM says is always true
MoipaZ: Graham is very right tho. If all you know is battling...
Octagone: Wasn’t battleworld a temporary thing created during an incursion?
MoipaZ: I know next to nothing about spider-man universe, already learned a ton lol
Jacob Welch: Doom's battleworld was actually all of the formerly existing universes stitched together.
onFyre: temporary on a cosmic sense. Still lasted like 8 years from their perspectives
Octagone: Are there multiple battleworlds?
MoipaZ: What the heck guys?
Methadron: I would bet there are multiple battleworlds. I mean, there are infinite different worlds in the marvel multiverse. So if you ever ask yourself, if there is something... it is, just because of math
Justin Leach: Memento Cori
Octagone: I mean in the comics was there another battleworld besides Doom’s?
onFyre: I think there's just 2 Battleworlds. Every time the Beyonders try something in this multiverse someone ends up making a battleworld
Earthenone: do we have an arachnophobia mode for this set?
Gekyouryuu: @GredGredmansson Her debut comic was Edge of Spider-verse and just called Spider-Gwen. She was called Spider-Woman at the time
Cinnabat: the 17 in the spiderman font does kinda look like an 11
Diabore: how odd
SmashTCG: ANY YET SO FEW TO PLAY IN SHELOB, no im not bitter
ElektroTal: Gworge
Sorator13: Yeah, I kinda forgot that this set would have Lots of spiders. Not great for someone with an irrational fear of spiders! Just trying not to look at some of the art.
TehAmelie: i think she usually goes by Spider-Girl. except when there's too many spiderpeople and she has to clarify. so all the time in the movies
gsyhiap: *pats top of multiverse* you can fit so many spiders in this thing
dankmemeter: Memento Maury, remember you're not the father
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
RaginCaucaJhin: @Earthenone It's called MTG Arena
freshmaker__: Isn't Gwen Ghost Spider?
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie Spider-woman, originally
sallomon33: what a Shocker!
Flyingdelorion: LOL
TheWooglie: yay
ElektroTal: she just thwipped your shock, what are you gonna do, graham??
red_shoes_jeff: POW
Grothe406: In her Universe Gwen is Spider-Woman, but when she hops to the 616, she is Ghost Spider
SmashTCG: shocking
Carlioo: shocker! you can't escape me!
TXC2: I thought Spider-gwen was Ghost spider?
sallomon33: @red_shoes_jeff TWIDDLE
Mai_Andra:
is there even a green/black spiders archetype in this set? 
GredGredmansson: spider car, spide car
Kentosaurus: "Thwip!" joins the illustrious club of single word titled magic cards
Sorator13: @sallomon33 Quench!
LoadingReadyRun: Shock. Thwip. Spin. twiddle. flunge!
GredGredmansson: @Mai_Andra there are no enemy color archetypes
Balugo: @TXC2 you are correct
sallomon33: @Mai_Andra no, they only have archetypes for 5 allied pairs due to this being a small set
raulghoulia: apparently there can't be two Spider-Women but Miles and Peter can share Spider-Men even though they all come from different universes
TXC2: an automobile
red_shoes_jeff: Thanos has a helicopter.
Diabore: its new york, where is he gonna drive? totaly unrealistic
Krektogar: Spiderman can really use a car when they leave NYC
Bugberry: But how does Spider-man get around in flat, open areas, like the midwest?
Flyingdelorion: Probably
luke1x: Oh no I'm late to the party
generalnuk: I think it pulls on a string
TehAmelie: i like the suggestion all the spidermen crowd into the spider-car to make it fight better
LRRbot: Starling, Aerial Ally [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Flying / When Starling enters, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: Yes, and they were forced to make the comic to promote it
QuixoticScrivener: sometimes spider-man needs to go to New Jersey
Gaz_L: i mean, not everywhere has tall buildings, Graham. Spidey needs a car to drive upstate
bytecaster: Captain Stacy has been flying twice
TXC2: "no one drives in NYC, there's too much traffic!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm told that the spider-card was, in the comics, a desperate marketing ploy that Peter agreed to because it paid well
Earthenone: card named ally, not an ally in the typeline?
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AdamYMHMI: @TehAmelie Spider-Clown Car is several of my worst nightmares
KeytarCat: I had ones that had magnets on the bottom so they could drive on a lot of public architecture
GredGredmansson: look at the art she's draggin poor miles
Grothe406: The Spider Mobile's Secret Identity is Peter ParkedCar... no I am not joking
bytecaster: No synergy with Avatar
sallomon33: smh my head
LoadingReadyRun: if Spider-Man is a Spider Hero, why not Bird Hero?
rand0mtask_: The worst kind of ally
bytecaster: Starling, Performative Ally
Hrrisn: not like us
Bugberry: ally of convenience
TehAmelie: nickname minted
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun i don't think she was bitten by a radioactive bird
generalnuk: Human Bird Hero
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun i am unsure if she was bit by a bird
Gekyouryuu: Prider-Man
Krektogar: @Grothe406 yeah, taht tracks... i still wish it to not be true
luke1x: Sad birb noises
sallomon33:

red_shoes_jeff: He was in Across the Spiderverse
generalnuk: It is alive
SeismicLawns: it did get stolen iirc
SmashTCG: BECASUE ITS ALIVE FROM THE CARD DIMENSION
WokenClick: wacky racers?
protojman: speed buggy
Bugberry: ain't no rules saying a car can't have a secret identity.
Marvoleath: Transformers crossover?
GredGredmansson: Speed Buggy
protojman: something buggy
Mr_Bitterness: It's Spider-Car from the Cars dimension
rand0mtask_: Cars World is too much
Makhiel: Turbo teen?
Gekyouryuu: Speed Buggy
goombalax: is it from Disney's Cars?
drrek0: Yes, Peter Parkedcar is the Spider-man from a universe of sentient cars
Kentosaurus: transformers
Sorator13: Look, it has to have a license plate registered to *someone*, okay?
Khalstrom: The Magic Schoolbus?
StageMgrRob: Speed Buggy
Hrrisn: herby?
freshmaker__: Like Brum
AdamYMHMI: "The World of Sentient Vehicles"
itira:

LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
JaymicUnyielding: Knight Rider?
protojman: bbbbp bpppbppb bppbpbpbp he makes the exhaust sounds with his motormouth
TXC2: freshmaker__ heck yeah Brum!
Kentosaurus: teeth
KingOfDoma: Yes, the sentient Spider-Mobile's name is Peter Parkedcar
GredGredmansson: i think people don't know what Hanna-Barbera is anymore
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: KITT?
generalnuk: Knight Rider
SmashTCG: r J. Jonah Jalopy and his aunt-T
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: lots of iconic cars but not many of them talk, huh?
LoadingReadyRun: Venom, The Always Hangry
luke1x: I know it's early but how is the power level of these cards so far
rand0mtask_: Spiders in a spiderman set?!? NO WAY
Flyingdelorion: Each?
TehAmelie: does Spiders-Man count as 10,000?
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Diabore: i think cori is in trouble
TheWooglie: I want a card with +1+1 for each leg
raulghoulia: Pole Position? M.A.S.K.?
ArcOfTheConclave: or 3
GredGredmansson: I counted there are 39 spiders in the set
TXC2: "I am shocked, SHOCKED! that there are spiders in this set" "sir, your webs" "oh yes thank you."
Robot_Bones: Under Gimli rules it only counts as one
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
Decaped: A card that counted as multiple cards would be cool
StageMgrRob: Go-Bots?
sallomon33: THERE HE IS
raulghoulia: @TXC2 +1
Gekyouryuu: Secret lair idea: Spider Spawning, but the art is Peter and MJ in bed
sallomon33: my fav card in this set
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creatu…
MoipaZ: Really hope you don't have arachnophobia playing this set
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Methadron: Ok... so the original Battleworld was created by the Beyonder in Secret War.
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
MoipaZ: That actually seems like a really good card
Octagone: That’s where venom is from right?
Methadron: And a Dooms Battleworld was created after the whole 'destroyed Multiverse' incident caused by the first Battle world so... the usual thing for marvel i guess
MoipaZ: Why does spiderman need a car?
Methadron: @MoipaZ Branding, mostly.
Octagone: He doesn’t
LRRbot: Starling, Aerial Ally [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Flying / When Starling enters, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
onFyre: franchising! He got paid for advertising the car manufacturer, so he got to pay rent on time for once
MoipaZ: Hmmmm Disney did a thing to sell toys? Wow, what a concept
onFyre: not only was it before Disney, but it was also a toyetic thing in-universe
Octagone: I’d be willing to bet it was before Disney
MoipaZ: @onFyre Wait, he got paid to advertise the car in the comics, too? That's amazing
MoipaZ: Ok, I'm cool with the car for that joke
Justin Leach: …Turbo Teen?
Michelle E: Speed Buggy!!!!
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
onFyre: @MoipaZ yup. Then he lost it in the river and a villain rebuilt it as a killer robot
Methadron: Actually, the original Spider-Mobile was found by Deadpool after it was destroyed... so he repaired it and namend id "Dead-Buggy"
Michelle E: Scooby Doo but with a dune buggy
Justin Leach: If Spider Mobile is alive and it’s filled with other spiders, this is like a bunch of cars getting into Lightning McQueen and going face for 7
Michelle E: I dunno Graham, but I think we knew that
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
Marvoleath: @Robot_Bones which is a sentence describing actual rules interaction in Magic
SmashTCG: Oh my god SPider-mobiles villans include mr. REO-SPeedbuggy
TehAmelie: !card armchair
LRRbot: Entirely Normal Armchair | Artifact | During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. / {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact. / {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
niccus: guy in the chair with the prudent dealings
Greyah: I Thwip! my Guy in the Chair
luke1x: Which universe is this in universes beyond? Is it the canonical spiderman or a spinoff spiderman. We may be on the wrong earth
KeytarCat: A friend of mine decided that I was a colony of ants one time
Xed_Regulus: The set has Spider-Mobile, but does it have the Spider Buggy, as built by the Human Torch?
gsyhiap: "have you tried tapping and untapping it?"
ElektroTal: guy in the chair bugs me so much, but i have to give infinite credit to the ability being "web support"
sallomon33: it's just a fucking guy in the chair, no more, no less
generalnuk: Guy in chair killed selfless police captain.
sephsays: It really bugs me that Guy in the Chair can 1v1 a bear and win...
dutchmoose: Isn't there a Junji Ito comic about a guy in a chair?
Gekyouryuu: @Xed_Regulus According to the flavor text, that's what it is
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
wulfram77: @sephsays Well, he can defend himself with the chair
bytecaster: Oh, Surveil enabled Mayhem, neat
GasCityGaming:
No, life is a highway 
RatherLargeToad: dun dun dun dun dundun
TheWooglie: 10% of your life
gsyhiap: As risky as a risky flirt?
RaginCaucaJhin: @GasCityGaming A quote from Peter Parked Car
generalnuk: Surveil does not count as discard
GredGredmansson: @bytecaster no, surveiling is not discarding
Diabore: correct
TehAmelie: Marie Curie wishes she got away with paying 2 life
bytecaster: @GredGredmansson Oh, that is unfortunate
RaginCaucaJhin: @TehAmelie To be fair, she only paid with one
rand0mtask_: I missed the draft portion, how fast do people find their lane?
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
sallomon33: NOOOO
ElektroTal: should have used a surge protector
sallomon33: :<<
SmashTCG: Rip nameless spider friend
red_shoes_jeff: He JUST sat down!
Hrrisn: could you sense that the set is smaller during draft?
KeytarCat: Why stop at one when you can have two for twice the price!
RatherLargeToad: Should have bought a surge protector
KingOfDoma: Graham is in his villain era
bytecaster:
Captain Stacey is not being very useful, which feels lore accurate 
generalnuk: Killed Aunt May very quickly
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Web-Slinger [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W}
BITs19_: did Spiderman release today?
ElektroTal: you take two to make a thing go right?
GredGredmansson: does it?
TXC2: ElektroTal takes two to make it outta sight
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
kumatsu: web-slinging feels like an additional cost but lemme check
GredGredmansson: its an alternate cost
Bugberry: @kumatsu it's an alternate cost.
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generalnuk: Is there a shock in the set?
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
Carlioo: shocker!
BITs19_: *snort*
ArdCollider: why is anyone even called the Shocker, etc.
RatherLargeToad: Webslinging feels very Bloomburrow frog mechanic . Proving that spiders are secret frogs
GredGredmansson: he SHOCKS something
Marvoleath: @generalnuk G played Shock in this game earlier
SmashTCG: HER CANON MOMENT
rand0mtask_: Nobody is prepared for the Shocker
Bugberry: I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!
sallomon33:
@SmashTCG

sallomon33: good one
luke1x: Beep beep
TXC2: shocking, positivity shocking
TehAmelie: none of this was canon!
martypunker: Yeah, Shocker has his own car, why is he driving that one?
GredGredmansson: I'VE STOLEN YOUR CAR, WHAT A *SHOCKER*
Dromos_GHG: 2 gaunlets
red_shoes_jeff: SHOCKEEEEER!
TXC2:
shocker hits both ends 
dutchmoose: I mean the shocker gets you in two places
generalnuk: The fight spell destroys the car
Gaz_L: oh, i love Rio Bravo!
Hrrisn: god damn it I love adam
TehAmelie: really it's like a game is writing your own ad lib comic
neisan2112: Great movie
Robot_Bones: Its cause he's morbin
TXC2: !break
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kumatsu: when is special guest Spiders George showing up?
onFyre: Peter Parkedcar is a multiverse variant from a universe which is like Cars. This Spider-Mobile isn't that Peter
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
Methadron: @onFyre I will in no way question this information and just file it in my brain under 'weird informations for weird conversations'.
Methadron: And yeah. How about we play Guy in the Chair and his friend Taxi Driver
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
Methadron: Both hunting down the Common Crook
Methadron: Helped by the Selfless Police Captain and being watched by the Cheering Crowd... i am done now with this not that good joke.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Web-Slinger [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W}
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creatu…
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target cre…
TXC2: IMO muh movie, all time GREAT theme tune
Gaz_L: (you see, Assault on Precinct 13 is basically a remake of Rio Bravo but set in the then-modern day instead of the old West)
RatherLargeToad: I find it funny that, yet again for a pick 2 draft, both on camera drafters ended up in the same colors
kumatsu: Unsurprisingly, the break music doesn't pair well with Silksong's
TXC2: Gaz_L which US audiences did not get, but UK ones did
TehAmelie: are you also tabbed out of Silksong right now?
Earthenone: i wonder if silksong released to line up with spiderman for bug web brand synergy
kumatsu: @TehAmelie I am actively grinding my face on a boss while Spiderman jokes happen in the background
GredGredmansson: @kumatsu everyone has been calling Morlun Spiders-Georg since he devours Spiders
RealGamerCow: is the 8-player draft going to be a pick-2 draft as well?
raulghoulia: this song slaps
Gaz_L: @TXC2 I literally rewatched Rio Bravo last night, just got it on UHD BD
generalnuk: Mayhem seems pritty strong.
BITs19_:

LoadingReadyRun: @RealGamerCow nope, that will be a regular pick 1
TXC2: Gaz_L it's a good western
RealGamerCow: cool! Will be interesting to see how it plays out
Gaz_L: ironically i got High Noon the week before, which is the movie Hawks was so mad about he made Rio Bravo
raulghoulia: ooo dice friends in a week
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TehAmelie: they are friends. . .they throw dice. . .wait, is Dice Friends happening right now?
Earthenone: nah this is cardboard coworkers
Marvoleath: @Earthenone +2
TehAmelie: there isn't a lot of dice on these cards i guess
gryfyn1:
I miss punt//counter punt 
TXC2:
Earthenone dang that cold 
TXC2: gryfyn1 we all do
bondeulv: official ambassadors? nice
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: greetings
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Redbassist:

bigdiff7: oh, Cam
raulghoulia: middle name jimmy johns
MoipaZ: Guys, we're letting the channel down
MoipaZ: The bot should not have a place on the leader board
Sarah: they're meaningless points that you can't do anything with and reset once the stream is over. It's okay if you don't have the most
Sarah: alternatively if you really want, you could give LRR some money and that will get you more points
MoipaZ: Hmmm almost intriguing. haha
onFyre: paying to win always works
MoipaZ: Yeah I know they're meaningless
MoipaZ: Just a play to drive engagement, which honestly I respect
Sarah: drive engagement and also money
MoipaZ: Sweet beats, btw. Very classy
DarkMorford 💎: Deploying smooth jazz in 3... 2... 1...
Sarah: yeah this is from Bradley Rains, who did the music for Friday Nights
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KWardJenx: Dramatic... pause
gsyhiap:

Diabore: oh adams arm looking beeeeeg
Sarah_Serinde: Been there
vinewood_og: known "Finger Guy" Adam Jimmy-Johns Savidan
itira: got there in the end
luke1x: Adam Sandler
Chronomagistrate: Sumerian?
LoadingReadyRun: Good Ol' Adam Lastname
noSmokeFire: A Dam?
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TehAmelie: the word "Adam" unlocks Ademic huh
Chronomagistrate: (I may be rewatching Not a Drop to Drink)
MaskedThespian: Adam John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Savidan
TheWooglie: oh no
itira: damb
Sarah_Serinde:
Ouch 
TXC2: OOFA DOOFA
RealGamerCow: Oh I've been there Cameron
MrSarkhan: Oof
Diabore: the room had a forcefield
gsyhiap: Oh nooo
Cinnabat: Oh nooo ;w;
noSmokeFire: spider-man pointing at spider-man
kumatsu: Serge "doesn't pivot" Yager
luke1x: Pick two is like chicken
Diabore: Serge "Pivot" Yager never pivots
Dromos_GHG: yeah clones is in flavor
SmashTCG: doc
GredGredmansson: shoutouts to cam doing the unsupported Simic Dice in Unstable
Diabore: the master planner
generalnuk: Dock oc
Invitare: Mr. Sinister?
RatherLargeToad: The hideout is left handed
Mr_Bitterness: Presentation!
ArcOfTheConclave: presentation
GredGredmansson: i mean the master planner IS Doc Ock
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Decaped: Serge needs to watch Megamind
raulghoulia: super powers is the distinction
slickslickman: Master Planner sure feels like the name Doc Ock would give himself
Gekyouryuu: According to mega mind: presentation!
millenomi_Aura: strangely-garbed criminals applies to so many cards in this set
red_shoes_jeff: PRESENTATION!
shamblingkrenshar: Super Villainy is more of a career choice
ekplayscards: Happy friday gamers
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
TehAmelie: it's a villain fight eh
noSmokeFire: is it really a villain? that's like saying a roomba is a villain because a villain owns it
Diabore: KITTY
freshmaker__: omg venom cat
RatherLargeToad: Cat Villain. But I repeat myself
Decaped: What's the most controversial card to give the Villain subtype?
goombalax: all cats are villians
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Gekyouryuu: @Decaped Inevitably: magneto
TXC2:
goombalax that's dog propaganda 
dutchmoose: All Cats Are Badguys
circusofkirkus: Adam's playing both sides
noSmokeFire: @Gekyouryuu Legendary Creature - Human Mutant Villain Hero
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
slickslickman: so both of them COULD have Morbius in their deck....
shamblingkrenshar: Dear Doctors LRR, I'm curious how much having the majority of creatures be Legendary impacts the draft environment, if you have feelings on that?
raulghoulia: imagine if they put in characters from that time Spiderman was wanted for murder so he pretended to be 4 separate new heroes
circusofkirkus: *sorcery speed
Mr_Horrible: "Hey how about you keep those inner demons inner, pal?!" - me on the subway to those yahoos
RealGamerCow: lots of discard mechanics in this set
onFyre: Quick, someone put on the wiki that Cameron can't pronounce "Savidan"
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
kitsumekajime: i love the prerelease for this starts on my bday
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
Smargio: hey her dad's in the graveyard
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
vinewood_og: @raulghoulia I think Dr. Strange deleted that from our memory
SeismicLawns: Octor Doctopus!
LoadingReadyRun: @raulghoulia I remember that from a silly super heroes quiz we did on LRL a while ago
Decaped: @RealGamerCow discard + Legendary is a neat design combo
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun and now I remember that, I'll have to go back and try to find that
Mr_Horrible: @Decaped Did they bring back grandeur, in that case?
Diabore: 3 cards in graveyard
TXC2:
shoryuken is a different set Serge 
Mai_Andra: Adam with the untap-DP
TXC2: that's a WIDE hotdog
Mr_Horrible: prolly 'kraut, yeah
MrPipboy3000: Needs more chili
SmashTCG: 3/5 hotdog
Plasterboard: Dirty Harry approves
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
LoadingReadyRun:
@raulghoulia "Pooper Heroes" was the bit. We did it a few times since there are so many options 
Mr_Horrible: cart dogs tend to be on the thicker side, yeah
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun i'm sad none of those 4 got cards. Also I think two of them were villains
Mr_Horrible: Spider-Thalia
SeismicLawns: knowing what's a hero and villain in the Omenpaths is not something I'm looking forward to
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun not to be confused with Poop Or Heroes, the much less popular predecessor to This or That
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Chronomagistrate:
@LoadingReadyRun I had to go looking for one of those bits yesterday to remember the name of 50% Chad 
Flyingdelorion: Spaalia?
TehAmelie: pretty funny, Doc Ock doesn't reach full power until he sacrifices enough minions
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
luke1x: Oh nice pull
rand0mtask_: Ooh soul stone is a crazy card
shamblingkrenshar: Thanos is now going to come after Serge. Nooo!
TehAmelie: (of course all other creatures are his minions in his mind)
Mr_Horrible: "We made debtor's knell indestructible and made it a mana rock"
Mr_Horrible: although I guess it can't hit OP's yard
Mindfire13: That Terminus of Return looks kinda weird. Is it a reskin?
Robot_Bones: draw 3s?
TXC2:
Mindfire13 tourney legal alt 
Mr_Horrible: Mob! Look out!
Marvoleath: that Baga art on the stone is an absolute banger though
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun: @Chronomagistrate I think my Favorite is still The Red Bee. His super power is that he has a bee friend. Just one bee. The bee's name is Michael
GredGredmansson: "this" card
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, …
The Smirking Bear Studio: this soul stone tell me they're gonna make more infinity stones cards in the future
The Smirking Bear Studio: and also tells me they're gonna make 4 more Marvel sets
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch unt…
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TXC2: hello raiders
Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
Knightlyvalor: Welcome raiders!
TehAmelie: no one's told him about the drawbacks bees have in combat
Mr_Horrible:
deathtouch + menace, aka "men-touch" 
LordShadner: welcome raider
Mr_Horrible: although "Death-Ace" sounds like it could be an early spiderman villain
martypunker: No, he's hellbent.
WitchyTQ: anyone else think venom is like. you know. *waggles eyebrows*
Sorator13: @WitchyTQ 100%
TXC2:
Mr_Horrible pronouched meh-touch-eh 
theymerLoviatar: @WitchyTQ yes
Mr_Horrible: @WitchyTQ many
WitchyTQ: okay sick
Earthenone: ohh by how much?
BITs19_: @WitchyTQ what. no. shut up. /jk
Dog_of_Myth:

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circusofkirkus:

raulghoulia: Venom isn't, But Gwenom is
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Decaped: 1 is the most famous uncountable number
incslayer:

TehAmelie: i think there's three Venom movies about just how hot he is
WitchyTQ: @raulghoulia okay yeah. ueah
BITs19_: @raulghoulia both, both is good
Mr_Horrible: definitely not a number that aligns with a certain someone's brand
luke1x: Math is for blockers?
RealGamerCow: Pretty aggressive set
theymerLoviatar: @raulghoulia god, both versions of Gwenom remind me so hard that I'm gay
v_nome: @WitchyTQ Eddie Brock sure does.
Flyingdelorion:

WitchyTQ: i love you chat
Dog_of_Myth: Also, just got here off work, who was the first matchup?
GredGredmansson: graham and cori
Sorator13: @Dog_of_Myth Graham v Cori
TXC2: Dog_of_Myth Graham vs Cori
GredGredmansson: rakdos v selesnya
bondeulv: 7 rounds?
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks chat!
Sorator13: @bondeulv 3 rounds per pod, two pods, and then winner v winner
vinewood_og: Demon counting rice grains
bondeulv: ah
raulghoulia: that makes sense. you can only try once per round and a round is 6 seconds
CloneFighter: I'm back! -ooo, magic
TXC2: raulghoulia and here I thought Cameron was the theift with fast hands
Marvoleath: Lethal damage to Bothades? Oh no, he's my fav on Dice Friends
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Diabore: uh oh, he readin, thats bad for serge
GredGredmansson: idk the meme doesn't work nearly as well for doc ock
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
MoipaZ: Ok, this is actually looking like a pretty sweet draft format
MoipaZ: Lots of cool play and deck building decisions, lots of cool mechanics.
LoadingReadyRun: @The Smirking Bear Studio they have explicitly confirmed that other infinity stones will be coming. don't know if it will be one per set, though
MoipaZ: Goodness, 6 marvel sets would be insane
MoipaZ: 6 sets that are Marvel in paper and "Omenpaths" on arena??
onFyre: at minimum
onFyre: but not necessarily in a row
The Smirking Bear Studio: it would he insane at 6 sets lol but just makes sense to me anyways
aceviru: You're also not factoring in the ability to put them out as secret lairs
onFyre: oh yeah. Plus they could just do two at once
MoipaZ: @aceviru yeah true. I feel like it would be kinda weird to do some in main sets and other in secret lairs, but maybe
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
The Smirking Bear Studio: I'd assume that if they went the secret lair route, they'd of already done it instead of releasing the soul stone singularly in this set
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch unt…
Diabore: doc now has hexproof
raulghoulia: @TXC2 it's wild to me how different that ability is in Baldurs Gate from regular 5e
Diabore: fwiw
Bruceski: 7
GredGredmansson: that's 7
KeytarCat: He doc on my ock til I pus
TXC2: raulghoulia oh really?
circusofkirkus:
again
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
raulghoulia: @TXC2 BG3 it gives extra bonus action, 5e it expands the list of what a rogue can do with a bonus action
Lord_Hosk: Come on Adam, play spider haste
accountmadeforants: "Human Rogue Villain", I feel like we can fit "Dastardly" somewhere in that typeline
TXC2:
raulghoulia dang the BG3 version is super op then 
bondeulv: what is adam's hybrid dimir card?
CloneFighter: Okay I didn't expect to actually understand half of what's going on
raulghoulia: @TXC2 very few times in a videogame you need to use an item at bonus speed
LoadingReadyRun: too bad Symbiotes aren't "Alien" type. That would give some synergy with Dr. Who cards (and Unfinity)
CloneFighter: --ouch.
CloneFighter: "Reanimate" just triggered some flashbacks
TXC2: raulghoulia indeed
RatherLargeToad: @loadingreadyrun And that one Alien from Final Fantasy
fcloud: "Flashback" just reanimated some nightmares.
GredGredmansson: how big are Adam's creatures?
raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun Jenova is also an alien
GredGredmansson: can he not deal 4 damage?
KeytarCat: @bondeulv Mob Lookout or something? 0/3, made something connive on enter
Marvoleath: @fcloud silly, Nightmare is a creature type, cant have flashback
GredGredmansson: oh it's an 0/3?
Diabore: @GredGredmansson yeah just an 0/3
fcloud: there's a joke somewhere about jenova's witnesses, who go around spreading the gospel of her holy light
circusofkirkus:

generalnuk: or give it flying
MrPipboy3000: You cleared his 0/3 Serge, now go for the KILL
TXC2:
fcloud that's basically who Spheiroth is 
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
PipeSmokingOwl:

fcloud: @TXC2 yeah but he's not knocking on doors. he's taking matters into his own hands
ArcOfTheConclave: mayhem is a good mechanic that should come back
TXC2: fcloud good point
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
fcloud: still, "Sephiroth, Jenova's Witness" is pretty funny. that might be the joke
Bruceski: Get five minutes into the tank, "wait, this can also just target their face."
TehAmelie:
i feel this storyline is drawing out the finale a lot 
Diabore: i think thats lethal
The Smirking Bear Studio: card representation of serge of he doesn't get his morning coffee lol
The Smirking Bear Studio: the venom card
Jacob Markin: ooh this board stall
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
Sorator13: @fcloud definitely misread that as "Sephiroth, Jehovah's Witness" which is a completely different (also very funny) joke
Sorator13: oh wait. that is a related/the same joke. lol.
fcloud: @Sorator13 no, that is the joke. jenova/jehova
fcloud: cant believe it took me 28 years to find it
Sorator13:
well, it got me good then! 
generalnuk: summoning sickness
generalnuk: reanimation does not have haste
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
raulghoulia: some sweaty magic there
Wolfstrike_NL: That was a good game!
Hrrisn: i thought Adam had that
Mr_Horrible: 'night TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
TehAmelie: real nail biter
Sorator13: @TXC2 gnight!
Knightlyvalor: Bye TXC2
Wolfstrike_NL: Gn TXC2
Diabore: i think pumping the 0/3 with venom also wins that game, but live and learn
generalnuk: Cant really look at hindsight. You play in the moment
RathmoreTV: Only when in front of chat
GredGredmansson: @Diabore venom wasn't dead
Bugberry: Pro Players are like Dr Strange running through all 14 million mistakes in their mind.
GredGredmansson: i don't think
rand0mtask_: To be fair chat yelling play error is only slightly less frequently than chat lethal
fcloud: spider-cam, spider-cam
Diabore: @GredGredmansson when adam attacked with the 3/3 flier he also that turn exiled venom to pump the 3/4 discard guy when he had an 0/3
tryllebanjo: !card Oscorp Industries
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: @Diabore didn't the 0/3 enter on that turn?
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Diabore: @GredGredmansson it did, but any turn after you have a 2/5 instead of a 0/3
GredGredmansson: oh true because its counters
Lord_Hosk: You are thinking of storm crow
BrowneePointz: Kinjalli’s Sunwing?
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
BrowneePointz: !card Kinjalli’s Sunwing
LRRbot: Kinjalli's Sunwing [2W] | Creature — Dinosaur [2/3] | Flying / Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
CloneFighter: Quick Q: are the titles above the players' health what I think they are? The ones prefixed by their current land's elements
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
Robert Hultgren: How are folks feeling about the set now having watched some gameplay?
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
aceviru: hah. I can make more mistakes
DarkMorford 💎: Spyward Skider
DarkMorford 💎: Would have been good for the nicknames podcast, but alas.
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
GredGredmansson: @CloneFighter that depends on what you think they are
bondeulv: @CloneFighter they're the deck names yes
Marvoleath: @CloneFighter names they gave their decks
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
CloneFighter: Okay well close enough
TehAmelie: fairly competent henchmen there
Diabore: oofa
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Diabore: doctopus octopus
tryllebanjo: Did Adam ever explain the reason for the name of his deck?
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: Magic already has lots of alliteration, and Marvel has so much as well.
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
CloneFighter: Mirror Match, But Not Quite
Diabore: hexproof
GredGredmansson: what rarity is this version of Ock
LRRbot: Mysterio, Master of Illusion [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | When Mysterio enters, create a 3/3 blue Illusion Villain creature token for each nontoken Villain you control. Exile those tokens when Mysterio leaves the battlefield.
millenomi_Aura: @GredGredmansson common
Diabore: oh thats a good un
BrowneePointz: Quentin Beck sent Adam to Heck
Earthenone: tokens die when ray does
Lord_Hosk: Cyclonic rify
fcloud: "Create a 3/3 word word word word word word creature that word words when it words."
Earthenone: at least
Khalstrom: That's a rare!?
Diabore: if you can kill mysterio all the 3/3's go away
GredGredmansson: read the last sentence Serge
Sorator13: Worth continuing to read the rest of Mysterio, yeah
TehAmelie: Mysterio is always so much more powerful than he should be
martypunker: Mysterio seems uh really good?
BITs19_: looking at that flavor text; Megamind, is that you?
vinewood_og:
Excellent use of that word. 
martypunker: I guess the rider text helps
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BrowneePointz: I mean he is one of the villains who has scarred Spidey the most
martypunker: I'm used to Mysterio being a 2/4 that makes two 0 power illusions, but that's not a Magic card...
BrowneePointz: so I’m glad Mysterio is good
rand0mtask_: Very precise asteroid
mattyraft44: serge is such a villain.
Bugberry: But then you could gain superpowers from that asteroid
TehAmelie: that happened in today's Hägar
rand0mtask_: But I still had all these asteroids
GredGredmansson: Meteor Golem cast in response
Lord_Hosk: Judge! would that even count as a win?
CloneFighter: Magic Player Calls Upon The Skies, Indirectly Kills Opponent
Bugberry: Just be glad he didn't wish to win the tournament.
rand0mtask_: It's for the best, symbiote Serge is too powerful
Krektogar: opponent gets a game loss for slow play
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Yeah
BrowneePointz: Cemetery Puca baybeee
ReachW: @Lord_Hosk I'm pretty sure that would count as a "pack the tournament up."
GredGredmansson: Superior Jessica Drew
Bugberry: And it's a 4 mana clone! (sorta)
fcloud: !uptime
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BrowneePointz: that’s the moment in the comics we’re Doc Ock took over Peter’s Body for a time
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
Smargio: kinjali's sunwing?
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch unt…
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Mysterio, Master of Illusion [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | When Mysterio enters, create a 3/3 blue Illusion Villain creature token for each nontoken Villain you control. Exile tho…
BrowneePointz: it was a very good comic run
BrowneePointz: where*
GredGredmansson: well now its Jessica
vinewood_og: Scooping at 20 is a mood
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Flyingdelorion: Accepted Adam, you are braver than most world leaders!
Lord_Hosk: Adam was being a little... Dr Doom and Nico Minoru
TehAmelie: but once Serge gets to TWELVE land. . .
jaimeblacken: the surveil land is good for this time
bondeulv: why did serge gain life
raulghoulia: Sister Grimm?
Diabore: 10 lands
GredGredmansson: enforcers has lifelink
Mr_Horrible: oh this is getting silly
ReachW: The [inger has lifelink
ReachW: pinger*
bondeulv: oh
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's one of those ones that actually deals the damage, rather than just causing life loss
Diabore: @ReachW yeah theyre getting it
lightfut: Basically ancestral
bondeulv: that's pretty good in multiplayer
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
ReachW: @Diabore sorry, was replying to bondeulv
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
Mr_Horrible: oh, right that's weird
hd_dabnado: who else up spidering they man
Mr_Horrible: I'm never gonna remember that experiment draws 2 cards
hd_dabnado: hey yall
Diabore: 11 lands
Mr_Horrible:
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sallomon33: @Mr_Horrible just remember it's a weirdo thrill of possibility
rand0mtask_: Everyone knows villains invest in real estate, very flavorful
TehAmelie: it's funny, Spider-Man's most distinctive tactical advantage is the reach he gets with his webs, but how many Spider-Mans have reach?
fcloud: well they gotta build those lairs somewhere
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
fcloud: they can't just TAKE the land, that would be illegal
Mr_Horrible: @sallomon33 Catalog's more specialized nephew
GredGredmansson: 7 spiders in this set have Reach
hd_dabnado: connive is a banger mechanic
fcloud: which is weird cause spiders have 8 legs
Mr_Horrible: "Hammerhead"
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
sallomon33: @Mr_Horrible I guess, though catalog costs 3
Diabore: oh
jaimeblacken: jeeeeez
GredGredmansson: the perfect Mysterio move
RatherLargeToad: nom nom nom
PorpoisesUnknown: "WE ARE VENOM" - Ironically enough Eddie Brock
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LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
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OVERKiLL!: Much Love
Smargio: I love 12 mana lightning helix.
Sarah: Hey OVERKiLL!
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙 @Sarah
OVERKiLL!: this set dropped WAY too fast LOL
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Sarah: yeah I haven't had nearly enough time with EoE yet
Alan Baldwin: Remember when Adam was ready to concede
fcloud:
@Mr_Horrible are you named after the tmbg song? 
GredGredmansson: technically its been triggering and turning itself from a 3/3 to a 3/3 every turn
Diabore: thats magic
Mr_Horrible: fcloud yeh
fcloud: 👍
RatherLargeToad: Like a something…in the wind
vinewood_og: "tragic cards"
martypunker: The meteor was the six lands on top we drew along the way
circusofkirkus: and it's not like Serge could've surveiled or anything
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
GoblinPieromancer: Reverse Stone Rain
Mr_Horrible: where is "Make Doc Oc big" on Maslow's hierarchy?
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Mysterio, Master of Illusion [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | When Mysterio enters, create a 3/3 blue Illusion Villain creature token for each nontoken Villain you control. Exile those tokens when Mysterio leaves the battlefield.
OldUncleDan: Was Serge just Whistling Dixie?
bigdiff7: blocking? in this era of Magic?
ThanhtTheBoss: Why do they enter tapped?
GredGredmansson: Superior Jessica Drew strikes again
MtGJam: Ock on Ock violence
GredGredmansson: @ThanhtTheBoss Superior Spiderman copying SpiderWoman
Mr_Horrible: @OldUncleDan doing his best Jimmy Barnes impression
martypunker: @ThanhtTheBoss Adam has a clone of the spider-person that makes opponent creatures/artifacts enter tapped
jaimeblacken: i like this gameplay
MtGJam: It was a good villain laught, too
MtGJam: laugh*
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Mangledpixel: prof's preview card
GredGredmansson: "you control"
James_the_Dabbler: And yet it’s somehow more interesting than marvel movies
Mr_Horrible: top+1 decking
BrowneePointz:
@james_the_dabbler 
luke1x: Would it be too aggro attack in the air here
jaimeblacken: well serge doesn't really know that
GredGredmansson: most counterspells are instant
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Diabore: a sorcery counter would be weird tbhy
Mr_Horrible: "I guess I'll draw three", wild sentences
GredGredmansson: Dead Brain
Days_one: a portal weirdness diabore
GredGredmansson: or making his creature bigger yeah
GredGredmansson: !card traumatize
LRRbot: Traumatize [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player mills half their library, rounded down.
martypunker: @Diabore PTK technically had three Sorcery counter spells, but they've all been errata'd to instants
Diabore: im reminded muchly of strixhaven with these new surveil lands
Mr_Horrible: real slobbeknocker of a match
itsr67: we r venum
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
LRRbot: Mysterio, Master of Illusion [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | When Mysterio enters, create a 3/3 blue Illusion Villain creature token for each nontoken Villain you control. Exile tho…
Cruthius: no Prerelease?
Sarah: not for this set
Cruthius: ok. i'll watch later. thank you
OVERKiLL!: Spidermans Ambassadors throughout the month. Kinda the same gig as Final Fantasy.
Sarah: yeah same idea
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
OVERKiLL!: The overlay is SO SWEET!
Sarah: Yeah Paul did a fantastic job as always
aceviru: I thought that was my belly haha
OVERKiLL!: agreed
DarkMorford 💎: I had Taco Bell for lunch. It was tasty.
aceviru: I'm so jealous
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itsr67: o
Diabore: uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Good use of slobberknocker
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore iirc this is "completing" the cycle? Since the campuses were the enemy color pairs
farticuss303: I have a question. I havent played since Horizons. Can the older decks still compete
Mr_Horrible: @Dog_of_Myth gotta take my opportunities where I can
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
GredGredmansson: the campuses scried
Mr_Horrible: oh, right
bondeulv: @farticuss303 which older decks?
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible oh no i mean "untap, upkeep, draw... shit i should have scry'd/surveiled"
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore oh, yeah, definitely spiritual successors in that regard
farticuss303: 2nd, 3rd, legends, fallen empires, dark
Mr_Horrible: "Huh... coulda been optimal"
GredGredmansson: also remove one counter from the camera?
shamblingkrenshar: These have been some really brawly games
itsr67:

Bruceski: Do they still come in tapped or was that the guy who died?
fcloud: both BIFF!! and POW!!
Mangledpixel: I mean, that's a KIND of miracle
jaimeblacken: *clap
BrowneePointz: Venom teamed up with Doc Ock and Peter caught it on Camera!
Bruceski: I don't recognize the cards by sight yet
Diabore: @Bruceski still tapped
itsr67: the dimir card is the copy
GredGredmansson: @Bruceski nope its the UB card that is copying it
Bruceski: Okay, lost track of which one was the copy
itsr67: the UB UB card
Mr_Horrible: very spooky, yeah
GredGredmansson: Doc Ock decided to swap bodies not with Peter Parker, but with Jessica Drew
Wolfstrike_NL: The meteor!
Mr_Horrible: reminds me a lot of Precursor Golem in limited
CloneFighter: Nevermind I could barely follow
Diabore: yeah 1 drain and surveil was probably the play
RatherLargeToad: These kind of lands were really good in Stryxhaven limited, and that was just scary not surveil
bondeulv: does it exile tho?
CloneFighter: I'll probably just pop out anyway. Feeling heavy. Have a good game, folks
GredGredmansson: does what exile?
Mr_Horrible: we're preserving the sacred twitch tenet of "Chat Is Confused"
BrowneePointz: @bondeulv yes
bondeulv: if it doesn't it should still be counted as a card in your gy
sallomon33: I remember Precursor Golem being a bomb in BRO, Mysterio needs setup but might still be a bomb
Diabore: @bondeulv it dopes exile it
Knightlyvalor: Have a good day CloneFighter
GredGredmansson: Superior SpiderMan exiles the card from the bin after becoming a copy of it
bondeulv: @GredGredmansson the UB rare 4/4 as a a copy of creature card
goombalax: serge boldly assuming people watching on twitch will follow the game correctly
Bruceski: I forgot that the card that was copied also flew, so my brain said "that one flies, so the other one's the copy"
BrowneePointz: it exiles as a reference to Doc Ock yeeting Peter’s mind out of his body
Mr_Horrible:
am *I*... a villain? 
GredGredmansson: also its from ANY graveyard, not just your own
MtGJam: Are the villains just better than the heroes?
Gaz_L: !card superior spider-man
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sallomon33: @MtGJam LOTR Limited moment
Kentosaurus: villain vs villain: whoever wins we lose
Mr_Horrible: the real villain was Vivi all along
Diabore: well hang on, superior spiderman has the hero typeline
Mr_Horrible: workable
martypunker: It's ok, he's going to rip 6 lands in a row
itsr67:

GredGredmansson: its all playable
goombalax: draws every swamp in the deck
Mr_Horrible: James sending Serge psychic energy
Bruceski: Gentrification
Diabore: evolving wilds #3
generalnuk: New fetch
TehAmelie: alternatively, the villains are thinning each other out for the hero to come in at the finale
MtGJam: Terramorphic Expanse has entered the chat
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
GredGredmansson: its evolving wilds number 12
Kentosaurus: oh dang new evolving wilds
Gaz_L: wait, is that ANOTHER functional reprint of Evolving Wilds?
Bugberry: @Diabore technically Terramorphic Expanse 3
TehAmelie: Graham will fight the winner, right?
TehAmelie: i mean play
OVERKiLL!: Paul is a literal actual genius, and a gentleman.
DarkMorford 💎: Fortunately Taco Bell has never been the gut-blaster for me that it seems to be for a lot of people.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
OVERKiLL!: yo! how you doin ACE @aceviru
aceviru: Yo, Overkill! just hanging in there. Setting up goals for the fall
LoadingReadyRun: quick note: We aren't doing the LRR *Pre*-Prerelease, but this set will have regular prereleases at your LGS later in September.
DarkMorford 💎: Dis card?
Sarah: Oh yeah important distinction, I definitely read that as PPR
SmithKurosaki: nah, dat card
OVERKiLL!: word up ace. set em up an knock em down. handle it !
aceviru: hope life has been treating you well @overkill
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙 @SmithKurosaki
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, …
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Mr_Horrible: yeah, very mox-coded artwork
Diabore: @TehAmelie correct
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sallomon33: ooh, that's a cool titbit
Knightlyvalor: @TehAmelie yes
generalnuk: better for landfall decks
BrowneePointz: Volkan Baga referencing his mox arts showing off the In-Betweener Cam
goombalax: Tifa decks getting yet another one
Mr_Horrible: Terramorphic Expanse, Evolving Wilds, and Long Island
luke1x: Standard now has so many bad fetch lands
rand0mtask_: Fabled Passage still available too
GredGredmansson: speaking of neat art, have any of you seen the art for Secret Identity, done by the same guy who did Unmask?
hd_dabnado: and vibrant cityscape has at least a little bit of reprintability
Gaz_L: Gitrog Monster eating good
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MtGJam: I like the Soul Stone artwork... but all the other artworks are even better
MrPipboy3000: Fabled Passage and Escape Tunnel too
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: Villain of Means
BrowneePointz: did you see the RK Post self reference to Unmask with Secret Identity Cameron?
LRRbot: Prowler, Clawed Thief [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | Menace / Whenever another Villain you control enters, Prowler connives.
Gaz_L: @MrPipboy3000 Those do slightly different things. Vibrant Cityscape is literally just Evolving Wilds with a different name
ZachtlyAsIntended: Ah yes, famous acter Tappy Downy Jr
Mr_Horrible: *BWOOOM*
GredGredmansson: *theme music*
sallomon33: @BrowneePointz ooh yeah, that one's cool too
goombalax: oh cool I hadn't seen Prowler yet
Mr_Horrible: IDK how to onomatopoeia the Prowler sting, but there we go
GredGredmansson: (also this isn't that Prowler)
Bugberry: The Soul Stone now has a Soul
Gaz_L: Is it clear if it's meant to be Hobie or Aaron?
hd_dabnado: living brain looks like a dr who enemy
BrowneePointz: yea this is 616 prowler not Miles’ Uncle Ultimate Prowler
sallomon33: @Mr_Horrible CHOCK
BrowneePointz: you can tell cuz the outfit
Voidhawk42: The lifetotal font is cool, but the 1 looks very similar to the 7
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L this one looks like Hobie, the Aaron Prowler is in the green starter deck
MtGJam: Artwork kinda looks like helldozer at home
GredGredmansson: Aaron Prowler either has no green, or a green sigil on the chest
luke1x: Whenever I see a brain I instantly go to Krang
Mr_Horrible: oh man I haven't thought about Helldozer in forever
Diabore: serge on a boat
hd_dabnado: Staten Island
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
MtGJam: @Mr_Horrible Sometimes yogo to hell. Sometimes hell comes to you
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun:
I feel like you should have to somehow prove that the creature you are exiling with the Soulstone is your favorite. Just sacking a token seems insufficient
GredGredmansson:
wait *go to* precombat main phase? Did you do all that stuff during your upkeep Serge? 
Gaz_L: i did like Bendis' brief attempt to make Aaron the 616 Iron Spider as a way to give him a unique identity in that universe
Mr_Horrible: @MtGJam I remember when EDH was just starting to pick up steam as a format, having fun with me and my friends jank decks, running a Helldozer I had lying around in mono-black to "get" greedy manabases
MtGJam: @LoadingReadyRun Look... I *loved* that random pest token
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
luke1x: Flavor should be to sacrifice highest mana value or highest power
Gaz_L: @LoadingReadyRun "Really, Paste Pot Pete is your *favourite* character?"
BrowneePointz: As far as cool art goes though Cam and chat, thanks to the bonus sheet Ponder, we have freaking Moebius art on a Magic Card
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L His name is TRAPSTER and I LOVE HIM.
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Yeah, that's very cool
Mr_Horrible: @Gaz_L playing soul stone and exclusively sacrificing Old Rutstein in order to flaunt not having to follow the normal soul stone rules
Spades_Slicc: Off by one X3
TehAmelie: i just hope Moebius'e estate got a princely sum for that
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
martypunker: Tombstone? I didn't realize they put pizza in this set.
BrowneePointz: like, I can’t believe we got MOEBIUS art in Magic finally, and it’s a sick piece too
Gaz_L: i've never read the Lee/Moebius Silver Surfer, is it any good, beyond the novelty and the obviously pretty art?
goombalax: needs black
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Cayce Lauder: And Escape Tunnel!
OVERKiLL!: dope! new evolving wilds. sick with it.
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
aceviru: I will take all the cheap fetches. love getting fixings
LRRbot: Prowler, Clawed Thief [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | Menace / Whenever another Villain you control enters, Prowler connives.
Cayce Lauder: Everyone always forgets Escape Tunnel in the Terramorphic lands
aceviru: escape is in the list. it's like the one that I like best because of the flexibility.
DarkMorford 💎: Much better card than Living Brian 😛
OVERKiLL!: those landfall decks tho
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch unt…
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
OVERKiLL!: it is a little difficult to tell common and uncommon rarity symbols, unless you have 1 of each to compare.. Spidermans and Avatar gonna make me have to update my pauper cube 💯
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LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
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Cinnabat: ^ yeag
jaimeblacken: dang too much has happened sadly
GredGredmansson: @goombalax we'll pretend he did it in the other order, the black is only tapped to cast the gravestone in the first place
TehAmelie: @Gaz_L it's bizarre in how purely allegorical it is. but gorgeous
goombalax: I mean he tpped the swamp for the colorless spell anyway yeah
Gaz_L: @TehAmelie Look, that Garth Marenghi line about subtext might as well be a Stan Lee quote
GredGredmansson: t1 bolt
sallomon33: I'm definitely guilty of that sometimes, especially in limited
Diabore: correct
circusofkirkus: what do you have to return
GredGredmansson: the crook
sallomon33:

GredGredmansson: I think Serge does work if he does it all in the "beginning of combat"
Mr_Horrible: oh, kinda surprised Soul Stone isn't sorcery-speed
sallomon33: yup, it's not like Craft where you can also exile sth from gy
GredGredmansson:
"lose all 7 mana" 
CrossXhunteR: exiling is a cost
TehAmelie: @Gaz_L like, easily half the words in the comic could just be "look, it's just like in the Bible! do you get it?"
jaimeblacken: the creature will be exiled
Mr_Horrible: it buys you a turn AND kills one of Serge's creatures
generalnuk: he will need to exile another creature
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circusofkirkus: cool play
Mr_Horrible: beautiful
Diabore: i think i would have animated the hot dog cart and exiled that
circusofkirkus: 7 mana, exile my own creature, pass
Mr_Horrible: first recorded instance of Soul Stone being harnessed
Kentosaurus: first ever recorded use of soul stone
sallomon33: "I pay 7 mana and pass!'
GredGredmansson: @Diabore he needed to animate the soulstone so he could get 2 mana out of it
rand0mtask_: Do your own homework Serge
circusofkirkus: @GredGredmansson hot dog cart is also a mana rock
Diabore: @GredGredmansson hot dog cart is also a rock
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
GredGredmansson: @Diabore tjeu'
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GredGredmansson: they're all tapped anyway right?
Krektogar: good plan Serge, with traumatize you can make sure Adams Doc Ock is alway online!
Diabore: !card the soul stone
LRRbot: The Soul Stone [1B] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {B}. / {6}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
jaimeblacken: it targets no?
hd_dabnado: you cant respond to that
Diabore: target, you cant respond
CrossXhunteR: doesnt it need a target
rand0mtask_: It targets
MtGJam: You have to choose a target when it goes on the stack
martypunker: Needs a target
GredGredmansson: you have no targets
Chesul: @GredGredmansson he could have used the animated cart as the creature to exile with the Soul Stone.
m_logan2000: need target
sallomon33: I think because it has a target you can't respond
Mr_Horrible: needs a target, so I don't think so
Bugberry: It needs a target to go on the stack
GredGredmansson: what are you targeting,serge
circusofkirkus: "why didn't serge simply cheat"
Oxdans:

Mr_Horrible:
he's got us there, chat 
GredGredmansson: assuming chat knows anything about how to play the game
freshmaker__: thanks for thinking of us serge
30teracyte: chat deserves it
marchofpain: Because it targets to put the ability on the stack, you can't respond and put a creature in there first
sallomon33: Serge: *bigbraining about good sequencing* Adam: *just happy to be here*
tehfewl: "Why didn't Serge simply cheat and ignore the rules? I am very smart."
Mr_Horrible: a rube goldberg masterpiece
BrowneePointz: tbf Serge that IS incredible Baga art
aceviru: also, I know this has probably been said already, but I'll always take a moment to say it: ty for streaming this on yt. it's actually because I was about to put on a podcast that I found this stream
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: I have good news for u
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: You know Today September? Because 3 days is coming my birthday! 🥳
aceviru: nice!
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙 i second that @aceviru @LoadingReadyRun
aceviru: now I want cake 🥺
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SmithKurosaki: @Febhduhehheuheuhehhe You good?
OVERKiLL!: i gotta check the full spoiler now
LoadingReadyRun: We'd like to be able to do more regular youtube multistreams but unfortunately it is a little bit logistically complicated. We will definitely continue to mutlistream our "special events" though
aceviru: right, the spoiler is out
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Hey LoadingReadyRun! How are u? Because 3 days is coming my birthday!
Michael Logan: Serge could make the hot dog cart a creature and put it in the soul stone
DarkMorford 💎: Understandable, Paul. I'm sure you'll figure something out.
LoadingReadyRun: Happy soon-to-be-Birthday!
OVERKiLL!: 🎈🎉🎁🎂
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Thanks LoadingReadyRun. You are favorite
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
aceviru: No, I completely understand! I just want to take the moment to show my appreciation! I'll still watch on twitch and subscribe
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: You know guys I Favorite Adam and Ben and James and Serge Because they very good
aceviru: Serge and I are competing for belly noises.
Chesul: Just Sunlance to the face end of turn.
martypunker: Just play Leyline of the Void forehead
jaimeblacken: billion he says
martypunker: meow
GredGredmansson: you choose
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Mr_Horrible: you're gonna smoke this whole PACK of draw-threes!
Bugberry: You could say Serge is, inevitable.
Diabore: i wasnt gonna say adam might deck but i sure was thinking it
MtGJam: Using Doc Ock's full name
Mr_Horrible: "I think I like the safety of Doctor Octopus" - me, in his arms
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
TehAmelie: so many huggy arms
Syntheticuh: is the pick 2 a commander type draft where you have a commander?
tehfewl: @Mr_Horrible draw-three packs are so expensive, but once you get addicted, its so hard to quit
LoadingReadyRun:
"I Love these attacks, they're so BAD"
Diabore: 11 turn clock
Mr_Horrible: @tehfewl going on break and lighting up a Dominarian Spirit
Tiber727: Adam did say his favorite way to play Magic was 3 mana 2/2 draw a card.
GredGredmansson: "I thought I could eat the whole hot dog card"
GredGredmansson: cart*
hd_dabnado: do you think they will have Chicago Dogs in a New Capenna revist?
Mr_Horrible: he does, during that arc, iirc
TehAmelie: come to think, the comic consistently calls the octopus arms tentacles. weird
Diabore: of course hes bad serge, hes a villain
freshmaker__: he is a villain yeah
MtGJam: @GredGredmansson Don't eat the delicious cards. Carts*
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
circusofkirkus: LMAO
jaimeblacken: blast your rat
niccus: with ragost you can serve the hotdog *and* the cart
johnnylongtorso: who up blasting they rat
GredGredmansson: what rat
freshmaker__: who up blasting they rat?
BrowneePointz: Excuse you, that’s a Cat
Bugberry: blast rast
James_the_Dabbler: Rat blaster
niccus: just give em the entire vat of hot dog water
Krektogar: you're supposed to shake the rat, not blast it
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
James_the_Dabbler: @Krektogar *Various uncomfortable shouting*
vinewood_og: "Make the noise, Bundy!"
Diabore: !card into the roil
LRRbot: Into the Roil [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Revelia: Serge "im gonna blast your rat" yager and Adam "the safety of doc ock" savidan
hd_dabnado: i think 3rd
jaimeblacken: there was one from kaldheim no?
Hrrisn: new Roil just dropped
BrowneePointz: I think it’s the third proper
Diabore: yeah fully just a reprint
stormcooper256: dominaaaaaria haha
singinnonsense: !card blink of an eye
LRRbot: Blink of an Eye [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Yeah
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: oh hey Ace, you call LoadingReadyRun please?
LoadingReadyRun: It is frustrating that youtube and twitch have totally different streaming workflows that are kind of incompatible.
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Hey LoadingReadyRun
LoadingReadyRun: (twitch has a persistent "channel" whereas youtube generates a new video with each stream)
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
SmithKurosaki: Hard agree, Paul
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Hey. LoadingReadyRun, you have mothered game? Because There reality
DarkMorford 💎: Yeah, I can imagine the different models make it a royal pain. Even without considering what the APIs must look like.
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Because this have more endings.
DarkMorford 💎: Please do not eat the delicious hot dog cart.
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: okay
SmithKurosaki: @Febhduhehheuheuhehhe Hey, welcome to the chat. I'm not sure what you're trying to draw attention to, but as a heads up, the Crew generally doesn't have eyes on this chat
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: @SmithKurosaki Hi, you know Is coming my birthday in 3 days?
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
SmithKurosaki: I saw in the chat earlier. Happy early bday. Got any plans for it?
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Thanks. Me do years old at: 17
aceviru: into the roil 👀
DarkMorford 💎: Into the royal what?
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: no, my years old
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
generalnuk: Reveral
Diabore: 17?
Diabore: wait no i miscounted, ignore
GredGredmansson: 5 + 8 + 2 = 15
generalnuk: Reversal
jaimeblacken: adam's deck seems sweet
BrowneePointz: Adam you forgot to tell MAXIMUM SPIDER
Mr_Horrible: oh that's cool
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Mattmitchell45: A Villainous Handshake
NazTMann: @GredGredmansson 1+1+2+1?
GredGredmansson: i LOVE that card
Diabore: or save from a wipe
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bo_brinkman: Made a pourover in Serge's honor. Put pumpkin spice creamer in it, in Snerge's honor.
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vinewood_og: Don't call it a saddleback
Mr_Horrible: making that effect an X spell is neat
Sorator13: very good match!
Sorator13: I have to take a nap, but I will catch the vod. have fun folks!
Mr_Horrible: strong games, good show
BrowneePointz: the MvC enjoyer has to take it home!
Knightlyvalor: Bye Sorator13
stormcooper256: imma leave cuz Cameron isn't my dad!
stormcooper256: also i have to sleep for work super early in the morning
vinewood_og: If he was, he'd have to tell us, right? RIGHT!?
Scy_Anide: Keeping tradition alive I got here just in time for break time
MaskedThespian: @BrowneePointz Or take you for a ride, at least
BrowneePointz: crap what’s Spidey’s web swing super callout in MvC everyone memes?
BrowneePointz: err web throw*
MaskedThespian: @BrowneePointz Maximum Spider
RatherLargeToad: ooo, new Dice Friends
Juliamon: ooh CYOA
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Zjivarra: live is always great, but can’t help miss the advantage of the vod. so used to watching things between 1.25-1.6 speed these days.
BrowneePointz: nah I thought Maximum Diaper was his Ultimate @maskedthespian
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fcloud: MAXIMUM diaper? seems OP
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BrowneePointz: I heard an fgc vtuber yell it while ulting him once and it stuck in my brain like a vocal stim @fcloud
raulghoulia: yea if the players could play at time and a half thatd be great /s
fcloud: @BrowneePointz aha, so it IS op
BrowneePointz: AH yea he yells SEE YA LATER when he does web throw
TehAmelie: funny thought, remember that cartoon going "if Spider-Man's power was shooting spiders out of his hands no one would ever do crimes"?
TehAmelie: that was before they came up with Spiders-Man
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Well good play
aceviru: Adam bringing it together. gg
aceviru: Hahaha
DarkMorford 💎: That looks like some kind of Sidewalk Slam!
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: What you playing ?
OVERKiLL!: Winds of Change, with the black costume.. so sick
Sarah: They're playing the Spider-Man set of Magic the Gathering
DarkMorford 💎: Sidewalk Slam match, this is gonna be fun
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Oh.. Good Game
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: And Hello Sarah
Sarah: Hi
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: You know 3 days is coming my birthday
OVERKiLL!: Scarlet Spider, Kaine is my favorite Spider-Man. that book was dope.
Sarah: I saw, yes, happy early birthday
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Thanks Sarah
aceviru: I just hope that we get enough time in lorwyn
OVERKiLL!: there are some VERY silly cards in this set
aceviru: please I just want fish
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Oh everyone. I wanna Tell you
OVERKiLL!: them M-Folk tho
DarkMorford 💎: Yum, feesh
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: I have PC The Game Just shapes and beats. I have unlock Hardcore and Surprise
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: I have 42.540K Points
tryllebanjo: @TehAmelie Yikes!
BrowneePointz: spiders-man WAS created in 2018
MaskedThespian: @TehAmelie What if Spider-Man could summon the spiders like Ant Man summons the ants...
BrowneePointz: he faked out some criminals saying he could once
nishwastaken: based
BrowneePointz: they basically shit themselves dropped their guns and turned themselves in immediately
TehAmelie: good day!
Diabore: and tap to add 3 mana
Jigokuro:
"I've seen you do it" really got me for some reason 
TehAmelie: if Kathleen seems busy, it's cause she's crystallizing hexagons
CrossXhunteR: no enemy archetypes
BrowneePointz: there’s only 5 allied archetypes designed ye
Gaz_L: if you try to build Izzet, MaRo comes to the moonbase and rips up your cards
Bugberry: Serra Avenger abilit
sallomon33: yup!
hd_dabnado: first time I read that, I read that as "2099 damage"
BrowneePointz: but there’s nothing stopping from making a “pick the best cards in the color pairing and running it”
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
jaimeblacken: oof
sallomon33: jesus
SmashTCG: thats MESSED UP
hd_dabnado: fun for that to be hybrid
sallomon33: now that's an annoying twodrop
Bugberry: I wonder how easy/viable would 5 colors be.
theamc2000: spider woman, no actual relation to spider-man
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: Jessica Drew being a right jerk as per usual
TehAmelie: at least it's not tapping lands. it's not strictly better Kismet with legs
raulghoulia: Jessica Drew, Triple Agent
Spacecarl: remember when red wasn't allowed 2 mana 2/2s?
NocturnalMissions: They're angry about entering tapped, it seems
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
jaimeblacken: innistrad right?
fcloud: red creatures dont need a reason to be mad
CrossXhunteR: up to
fcloud: theyre born that way
Voidhawk42: up to
Diabore: up to means your good
Bugberry: It says "up to one" on the exile
Diabore: KITTY
BrowneePointz: not to be confused with Spider-Girl who IS related to Peter. literally
jaimeblacken: the other way around
SolarBlitz1: Wrong side of damage
MadWolf1290: wrong way
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maywecomein: 100 spiders!
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aceviru: We don't have any further info on the future sets for 2026, correct?
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: wait is finished?
aceviru: only the 3 within and 3 beyond?
Sarah: No, they're just taking a break. They're just coming back now
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: ah okay
SmithKurosaki: @aceviru I wish I could tell you
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: I follow you Twitch 😁
SmithKurosaki: Cool Feb. They tend to stream there more too :)
DarkMorford 💎: :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: you are welcome Guys
The Smirking Bear Studio: I have confidence in your Graham
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Yeee Graham!
aceviru: mayhem, but not mayham
The Smirking Bear Studio: Spiderman 2099 seems to be a good choice for commander tbh
OVERKiLL!: man i remember when the 2099s came out
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Ohh let’s see Adam vs Graham who is won?
EPGelion: Are there five Island arts that are the different buroughs?
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
aceviru: Adam no!
Alan Baldwin: Adam playing his Friday Nights commander deck
DarkMorford 💎: lol
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
Alan Baldwin: “We’re all having fun! Anyways, here’s Spider-Woman”
SmithKurosaki: Feb, gotta let them play first :)
Mr_Horrible: sometimes that's a loot, yeah
generalnuk: Wrong life removed
Mr_Horrible: but you're still getting 1 card deeper
lamina5432: or a bear on turn 5
RatherLargeToad: or something with Mayhem
Bugberry: Or something that has value in the bin, like one of the Venoms.
raulghoulia: New Capenna had some banger abilities
BrowneePointz: Kathleen, what do you think of the flavor of the Symbiote Cat just knocking your deck into your Graveyard
sallomon33:

sallomon33: I also agree, it's very cool
chaostreader: is there not a way on the tablet to tell which life is which?
Knightlyvalor: The comic book overlay is awesome
Drum0_0:

luke1x: I was wondering how Adam paid for that
LoadingReadyRun: @chaostreader There is, but there are two options and folks prefer one or the other.
Hrrisn: the whole overlay, text and all, looks phenomenal
Uniclonus: @Hrrisn Spectacular, I'd say
BrowneePointz: Graham WOULD have the card with Grizzly on it
Marvoleath: Why are you hitting yourself?
Spacecarl: Its a little wild seeing magic (and pathfinder)artists like Wayne Reynolds doing Spiderman
BrowneePointz: Is that Khaine!?
Mattmitchell45: Happy Halloween to you, Norman
BrowneePointz: yea Khaine may be constructed playable
Mr_Horrible: was about to say "Oh hey Ben Riley" but that's not him
BrowneePointz: Kaine*
chaostreader: oh. hey. Kane and sidewalk slam.
TehAmelie: we have scarlet spiders here. they're so tiny and cute. (like 1-2 millimeters)
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
hd_dabnado: Raging Goblinoids is what they called me and my friends in college
Hrrisn: cracking open a cold game with the boys
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
jaimeblacken: i love this card
theamc2000: he was buried alive
powerflapjack: peter is in the black suit yeah
OldUncleDan: Is Allstate the "Mayhem" commercials?
theamc2000: yes
MrSarkhan: Yes
Shadowsoflife: yup
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Gaz_L: Kraven's Last Hunt
brilliantScoundrel: Kravens last hunt issue 4 iirc
BrowneePointz: yep put him 6 feet under. literally
Bugberry: !card Kraven's last hunt
LRRbot: Kraven's Last Hunt [3G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Mill five cards. When you do, this Saga deals damage equal to the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard to target creature. / II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
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RayFK: Graham is LRRning
Mattmitchell45: I'm certainly Kraven a hotdog
ArdCollider: the TTC attempt to summarize Kraven's Last Hunt was amazing, though
powerflapjack: now graham. don't look into One More Day. For your own sake
theamc2000: moon knight rn is good
Shadowsoflife: @powerflapjack ugh
Gaz_L: The Jed McKay Moon Knight, Kathleen?
MaskedThespian: I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?
DeM0nFiRe:

Hrrisn: kathleen read new avengers leading up to 2016 secret wars
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
powerflapjack: here's he real question, is kathleen reading the Krakoa era of X-Men where it's just an island wide polycule
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Okay
The Smirking Bear Studio: connive can help to fix the mana curve in hand sometimes
SmithKurosaki: (I suspect you might have meant 'who is going to win?')
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Find u And Watching!
DarkMorford 💎: Ah, James in the booth for now. Fun.
SmithKurosaki: They let Paul out? Crap :p
OVERKiLL!: 🦾James a BEAST on tech tho🎚
SmithKurosaki: oh 100%
DarkMorford 💎: Adam's got gas? There are medications for that. 😉
The Smirking Bear Studio: harness your inner bear power with the spider men graham
aceviru: James is also a beast every Tuesday morning. 😉
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Smith
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: I’m The Twitch and Watching LoadingReadyRun
aceviru: That show is so good
DarkMorford 💎: Oh no, double pumpkins
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
The Smirking Bear Studio: just gotta say , happy to see a local BC group be known in the MTG community . is it smokey also down the island like in the interior ?
Smargio: it was kravens last hunt
DarkMorford 💎: Kraven Whatdidallthehunting was mercilessly bullied in high school
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
SmithKurosaki: @The Smirking Bear Studio Not sure myself, but I'd imagine so. Fire/Smoke season tends to affect a lot of people on the island
fcloud: X-Men, more like XXX-Men
Toadkillerfrog: btw where's Uncle Ben?
KingOfDoma: The Spiderm'n what was Otto Octavius
adambomb625: @Toadkillerfrog dead
dapbowler: @Toadkillerfrog he dead
Mr_Horrible: "I'll have the spider-man, today, I think"
johnnylongtorso: need a new Spider-Man? why not Zoidberg?
Voidhawk42: Doc Ock literally stole peter's body
powerflapjack: he literally bodyjacked peter, finished his doctorate by plagiarizing his own doctorate from like 40 years ago
powerflapjack: and turned peter into great value tony stark
LordShadner: brain swaped with Spider-man and left him on his deathbed I believe
TehAmelie: that suit is very flattering on short, stout Otto
BrowneePointz: I mean he yeeted Peter’s Mind out of his body, and was a more effective Spidey, but realized he could never be a better hero
brilliantScoundrel: Kraven's last hunt is an all time classic. Really the Marvel response to Dark Knight Returns. It does a lot of good stuff with exploring what it means to be Spider-Man and how that’s inexorably linked with Peter Parker. It does that through the lens of watching Kraven attempting and failing to be Spider-Man because he is missing the Parker aspects.
Toadkillerfrog:
fine thne Uncle Ben in memoriam 
BrowneePointz: it was a really good comic run
Shadowsoflife: @Voidhawk42 and got him a PHD
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
TehAmelie: oh yeah it's Peter's body
Mattmitchell45: Spider-Man Copyright Law must be very frustrating
powerflapjack: @Shadowsoflife and they undid it because it turns out he plagiarized his own thesis for it, lmao
brilliantScoundrel: Superior spider man is actually very similar to kravens last hunt in terms of central themes.
jaimeblacken: tapped
Diabore: goblins enter tapped
Shadowsoflife: @powerflapjack XD wild
Diabore: ty kathleen
BrowneePointz: that was the run where Otto in Pete’s body punched Scorpion(routinely shown to be stronger than Spidey)’s jaw clean off and realized just how much Pete had always been holding back
KingOfDoma: I do hope we get a lore episode for the Spider-Man set so Graham's mind can be blown by all the chaotic nonsense in comic books these days
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
zeathean: is that the creature that connived?
theamc2000: there are other YouTube channels for spider man lore
powerflapjack: @BrowneePointz yeah, peter is up there with superman as far as "i'm constantly holding back" terms
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
Bugberry: I hope something like that comes with Avatar. Less lore to delve into than Spider-man.
BrowneePointz: SHOCKEEEEERRRRRR!
Mattmitchell45: Graham's FF Mtg hopefully pays it forward to another content creator
BrowneePointz: still the best line read in a cartoon anywhere
Mr_Horrible: Shocker, When The Walls Fell
KingOfDoma: Yeah, comics lore, even contained to just Spider-Man, can get very rabbit hole-y. "Oh, well yeah, Ben WAS a good guy, but then he came back to life as the Jackal, and then he got involved with some hell dimension nonsense and..." and from there your eyes go cross
ArdCollider: Amazing R&D restraint to not have him do 1 damage to creature and 2 to controller
Marvoleath: Surely Shocker should be doing 2 and 1
generalnuk: Really Red vs Blue
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz there's a ttrpg AP that uses that as part of an intro
ArdCollider: (high-five Marvo)
maywecomein: A+ reference
ContingentCat: I'm late so the joke about 'vibro-shock gauntlets' sounding like a sex toy probably already came up but damn
Mattmitchell45: Octopus Arms....very subtle
BrowneePointz: did Graham ever watch the Spider-Man cartoon where he yells SHOCKER in the best line delivery ever in the black suit episode?
ThorOfKenya: Head canon is Uncle Ben ran a successful rice company
Dog_of_Myth: Been there
gualdhar: oh I hate it when that happens
Sarah_Serinde:

Marvoleath:
@ArdCollider 
BrowneePointz: 90s cartoon*
MaskedThespian: @BrowneePointz "I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!"
Bugberry: That's my brain, and even on my days off.
ContingentCat: Brain isn't always a great friend
Mr_Horrible: "We shan't go to consciousness. 'Tis a silly place."
theamc2000: happy
SmashTCG: HABBY BIRTHDAY
LaeliaTBR: its my birthday too!!
Bruceski: Brain: "I've seen your work, we both know that's not true."
gualdhar: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Sarah_Serinde:
Happy birthday Kathleen 
tryllebanjo: HAPPY BURFDEE
ghizmou:

Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday
Underachiever28: Happy Birthday!
Voidhawk42: NOW EVERYONE SING
Bugberry: cool
TheWooglie:
Happy Birthday 
ghyllnox:

gualdhar: chat won't let it go
incslayer: Happy Birthday
tryllebanjo:

brilliantScoundrel: Hbbappy bbrrthffay
LaeliaTBR: happy birthday!!!
Mr_Bitterness: Happy Birthday!
goosevonkaiser: hbd
Chronomagistrate: Happy Birthday Kathleen!
jaimeblacken: happy birthday!!!
SolarBlitz1: Happy Spiders Day Kathleen
Knightlyvalor: Happy birthday!
James_the_Dabbler: happy birthday!
ghyllnox:

Cinnabat: Happy birf!! :3
ContingentCat: Happy birthday Kathleen! You didn't die an entire year!
truediamondback: chat will definitely be chill
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Happy berfday!
MrPipboy3000: Happy regular ordinary day!
3and4fifths: Happy Birthday to all y'all!
BrowneePointz:
Happy Birthday you’re a wonderful person who makes the world a better place by existing Kathleen 
KeytarCat: Habby Bidet!
Marvoleath:
HBD 
Toadkillerfrog: big bday
SeismicLawns: happy birthday mike
Flyingdelorion: Happy Birthday Kathleen!
SmithKurosaki: @Febhduhehheuheuhehhe Not really something to ask online bud :)
DarkMorford 💎: There's a bit of smoke here in Redmond, but unless you're very sensitive it's not bad enough to worry about.
Yellowmaster52: superior spider-woman
Smargio: he stole Spider-Mans body at the time so extra what could he do about it.
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Smargio: does lrr see YouTube chat or just twitch chat?
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LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target cre…
Yellowmaster52: he did one for final fantasy though...
Smargio: greetings James.
The Smirking Bear Studio: @DarkMorford it only got bad here in smoke lately , surprisingly. but it sure showed up fast when it did.
The Smirking Bear Studio: SHOCKER!
Ken Kopin: Doc, my hands are numb all the time...
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DarkMorford 💎: @SmithKurosaki If anyone can figure it out, it's the LRR community.
The Smirking Bear Studio: i stll believe in Graham
SmithKurosaki: For sure DM ;)
OVERKiLL!: i live in california.. the sky was just orange all summer long
aceviru: lol yeah... I get that feeling
Smargio: black got split 3 ways. so it's not gonna be absolutely cracked it this one.
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LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
generalnuk: Fast Start
Invitare: if you went to bed at 1:30 you could have done it then
Mr_Horrible: gotta get some good Roll Around But Don't Get Out Of Bed time, esp on one's birthday
LaeliaTBR: really cool that theres a third evolving wilds now, great for budget decks
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LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
TehAmelie: comic books, rabbit hole? i read about 50 years of X-Men comics earlier this year and i lost track of how many times Magneto came back from the dead without explanation. one time i'm pretty sure he came back twice at the same time.
BrowneePointz: I’m betting they made that card to use for all the Marvel sets for land fixing
Toadkillerfrog: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Man.
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
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SmashTCG: 4th
Mattmitchell45: Adam is creating Infrastructure over there
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Escape Tunnel?
LaeliaTBR: @SmashTCG 4th?
SmashTCG: 5th
LaeliaTBR: ah
Voidhawk42: I want it to be Construction Zone. It is new York after all
jaimeblacken: i think avatar might have terramorphic
KingOfDoma: @TehAmelie I can still never get over the fact that he came back as a baby and that was used as a legal defense for absolving him of his previous crimes in one of the best stories in X-Men history
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
Mindfire13: Also work in Ravnica!
SmashTCG: tunnel makes 4, theres also "technically better" evolving wilds, fabled passage.
TehAmelie: oh but then we got two separate ongoing subplots where he's secretly alive despite being brain-killed and thrown into space
MrPipboy3000: So like, not madness?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: fabled passage is an all-star as far as I'm concerned
LaeliaTBR: @MrPipboy3000 legally distinct madness
Marvoleath: @SmashTCG I suppose not counting Prismatic Vista due to the 1 life cost?
SmashTCG: yeah
ztghostie: I can't wait to animate a bagel with Living Brain and attack someone with it
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SmashTCG: its gotta be free, gets basics
SmashTCG: no additional cost
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LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
SmashTCG: wow i hate that name
davide873762762: hello
RayFK: Oh man Shadows and Eldritch
RayFK: Those were the days
SmashTCG: why isnt it just "electro bolt"
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
davide873762762: hey everyone, how are u? is me Febhduhehheuheuhehhe
SmashTCG: its not "shockers shock"
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: so what do Graham/Kat think of finally getting Moebius art on a Magic card with the bonus sheet Ponder?
Knightlyvalor: "I really get a charge out of working with you guys!"
theamc2000: where is spider-peter
BrowneePointz: Kath*
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
ThorOfKenya: Doctor Octagonapus
Mr_Horrible: Electro's Bolt just feels like a "Surgeons General" pluralization to me
KeytarCat: Electros Bolt feels plural
Bugberry: @SmashTCG because Shock is a reprint, it'd be weird if they made a functional reprint of that.
hexthehex: mentally the part of me that is still 14 went "doctor octagonapus"
KeytarCat:
@Mr_Horrible 
samwiser_: Do we still have to announce any double-sided cards as they are opened in draft?
LoadingReadyRun: @samwiser_ No
Mr_Horrible:
@KeytarCat honored to share the brain cell 
davide873762762: Hey LoadingReadyRun
DarkMorford 💎: HBD Kathleen
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
gogt200: Oh cool! Happy birthday, Kathleen! Thanks for bringing so much joy into our lives!
OVERKiLL!: 🎈🎉🎁🎂
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
The Smirking Bear Studio: spider cat is secretly a goblin card in my opinion lol
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
DarkMorford 💎: All cats are secretly goblins. They're just cute, fuzzy ones.
Smargio: poor James has to decide whether to inform Kathleen of youtube also cheering her on for her birthday
OVERKiLL!: 🐻 lol @The Smirking Bear Studio
Yellowmaster52: they already had a third option in mkm
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Yeah
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
DarkMorford 💎: No, kitty!
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Hey LRRbot
SmithKurosaki: Bots generally dont respond to people
The Smirking Bear Studio: your doing a good job LRRbot
DarkMorford 💎: I'm guessing this instance of LRRbot doesn't have the usual commands?
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
SmithKurosaki: @DarkMorford 💎 Commands work, but at a delay because YT API isnt as good
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
The Smirking Bear Studio: will graham have an aggro blowout this round ?
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
MrPipboy3000: Does sadness use the stack, or is it state based?
Mr_Horrible: isn't "thinking you can control the villain" historically a bad move?
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Marvoleath: @MrPipboy3000 I've been told it's a special action
raulghoulia: @Mr_Horrible not in Mass Effect, apparently
Bugberry: Flavor
EsperDerek1: So it's Doc Ock, impersonating Spider-Man, impersonating Doc Ock.
irreferend: <message deleted>spuderman lmao
irreferend: <message deleted>goyslop
generalnuk: Might be dead if gram cast a 4 or more card
TheMinionGM: Was doc oc exiled?
rustymugs: but oc is exiled
Skye_Stryke: Spider exiles Oc right? Is there still enough?
BrowneePointz: doesn’t he exile Ock so he’s not an 8/8
fcloud: reminder that FF7 actually has a status effect called Sadness
SmashTCG: HAH he's still blue black
TehAmelie: spider-judo!
generalnuk: Wow
Desdae: Oc was 4/6
3and4fifths: Kiss!
Desdae: Had to exile Oc to copy it
RatherLargeToad: Mayhem seems real good
Mr_Horrible: oh my
generalnuk: ability made it a 8/8
fcloud: quick thinking, witty repartee, and, most importantly, great draws
MadWolf1290: wrong show?
KingOfDoma: Tongue Lashing will 100% be a card associated with Toad when the X-Men set inevitably drops
Marvoleath:
Not sponsored! 
Micalovits: It was either a 4/4 or 8/8 so was dead no matter what
gualdhar: AO3: the day Doc Oct got trapped in Spidey's protein web
Underachiever28: No PPR for this set?
hatboozeparty:

RatherLargeToad:

Marvoleath: !ppr
Juliamon: Underachiever28 Spread out across the month instead
Bugberry: @KingOfDoma Frog Tongue is already a card, not not quite the same.
Desdae: @Micalovits Oc is base 4/5
MrPipboy3000: @KingOfDoma Do you know what happens to Tongue Lashing when you counter it with Force of Will? The same thing that happens to everything else ...
fcloud: have pre-releases already happened? does that make this a postprerelease?
Underachiever28: Ok. I think they did the same for the FF release. Something of licensing issues
Micalovits: Yea, but the spider man makes it a 4/4 that has that cards abilities
Desdae: right nvm the copy moakes it a 4/4
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Zjivarra: Remix of Bansee’s theme?
Desdae: That's what I get for only half watching xD
Micalovits: !chat
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Micalovits: @3and4fifths More than Raids Shadow Legends!
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Anubis169: catch ya soon Knightlyvalor
3and4fifths: @Micalovits 3 of them are teen and up, the rest are General audience!
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
OVERKiLL!: that red cartridge SNES Maximum Carnage game tho
Smargio: phones chunking and I got studying to do. thanks Lrr for being here. Bye everyone have a wonderful weekend
OVERKiLL!: enjoy @Smargio
DarkMorford 💎: AYO
aceviru: See ya @smargio
OVERKiLL!: Way to go pod 1
OVERKiLL!: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Junon Dupond: lol
Junon Dupond: another brand ruined by disgusting
The Smirking Bear Studio: it be cool to meet the LRR team at an event in BC or on a visit to the island randomly
Junon Dupond: jew
Junon Dupond: rats
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Hey
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: You know I’m Twitch love?
Febhduhehheuheuhehhe: Live*
SmithKurosaki: You said that yea
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BrowneePointz: also chat if you’ve never played them I highly recommend the Insomniac Spider-Man games
BrowneePointz: the second is pretty good but the first one goes into my Best Games of All Time list
sallomon33: oh punt/counterpunt, how much do I miss you :<
Sarah_Serinde:

goombalax: no wait continue
TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
Anubis169: !cardkingdom
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Mattmitchell45: Spider Smooch! Spider smooch!
Mai_Andra: a sleeve of kingdoms
PhyrexiasPhinest: SINGLES CLOSING IN
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Not to be confused with "A Kingdom Of Singles" which I think is just Tinder
Micalovits: Getting closer ?!?
raulghoulia: singles in the goddamned walls!
Bruceski: That's impossible, that's inside the room.
TehAmelie: singles are coming out of the walls!
MadWolf1290: why wouldn't you try it?
Micalovits: Wait - so since I don't have respect for myself, should I use something else?
Anubis169: I have money cards and cats, so I use DragonShield
KaleidoscopeMind: spoodym'n
PhyrexiasPhinest: just pick 8
MadWolf1290: put chat to sleep, it's fine
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I really like DragonShield's matte sleeves, but not a huge fan of the glossy ones in the LRR shop
RatherLargeToad:
once again, let’s try not to all draft the same color again 
OVERKiLL!: did we get a pre-record edit for the draft portion or?
SmithKurosaki: Draft was live earlier I believe
OVERKiLL!: oh sick with it
Sarah: It was 2 pods of 4 for drafting, we saw one pod live and the other was off-screen
Sarah: pick 2 goes quickly, which is a nice change
OVERKiLL!: pick 2 is pretty wild
Sarah: (not complaining about normal drafts, but it's still a nice surprise how quick it goes)
aceviru: uh huh. lol
DarkMorford 💎: Drafto time!
OVERKiLL!: a set "designed for" pick 2 is pretty wild too
OVERKiLL!: oh sweet . draft time
Sarah: ah nice, I missed/forgot that we get to watch this one too
OVERKiLL!: 🕸🕷🕸
Sarah: Hard to catch everything when I'm trying to multitask a lot :P
aceviru: Serge was showing off a really good art sleeve by dragon shield during the mystery booster draft
KaleidoscopeMind: mad mess
Bugberry: madmen
PhyrexiasPhinest: Madmiss was in Torment, remember
singinnonsense: it's the new festivus : Madmist
3and4fifths: ♫On the 4th day of Madmas♫
RatherLargeToad: The frog mechanic!
Mai_Andra: Dragonshields are the most expensive sleeves on the market down here... But mostly, I just have differences of personal taste.
BrowneePointz: damn that’s a good p1 from Nelly
Voidhawk42: Rules for Pick 2: if you see one pack without your colour, PIVOT immediately.
lamina5432: never said he wouldn't take more then 2
RatherLargeToad: Pick 16 draft, but you get six packs!
3and4fifths: Taking 3 is technically still taking 2...
Micalovits: If he takes 3 cards, he does technically also take 2
Micalovits: Damn, chat with one braincell
ReachW: @RatherLargeToad hang on I think you're on to something
Voidhawk42: Arachnophobia warning: YES
LaeliaTBR: neon genesis: kamigawa
LaeliaTBR: get in the robot kaito
sallomon33: neon genesis: kamigelion
RatherLargeToad: I was more of a Neon Super Nintendo kid
Micalovits: Spoilers: It did not table
Hrrisn: there are robots and pilots
fcloud: yeah where's MTG x Super Robot Wars
BrowneePointz: correct a 2 color set with a cycle of 3 color mythics
johnnylongtorso: go all in on 5 color!
raulghoulia: @fcloud Im playing SRW Y right now
RatherLargeToad: there is a decent amount of fixing available
RatherLargeToad: mostly hot dog related
Julian_Rogue: nelson for road quest season 2?
Rourke9: my little experience with pick 2 it seems like signals matter WAY more than normal
fcloud: @raulghoulia yes but dont you wish you could magic its gathering??
3and4fifths: Nelson for the next Roadquest!
fcloud:
road quest
gone too soon
Mai_Andra: Serge thinks "science" means "dynamite."
Diabore: i wonder if white or green can win a game in this pod
Micalovits: Damn, I want a season 2 of roadquest...
Micalovits: I should rewatch season one again
BrowneePointz: look as much as I’ve been irritated with the volume of UB and Set releases, if they did a full Star Wars or Warcraft set I would buckle *hard*
Sarah_Serinde: Occasionally I'm reminded that I should rewatch Road Quest, and then I never remember to actually do it
TehAmelie: same
TheWooglie: @BrowneePointz I can imagine they are trying as hard as they can to get a SW set
Sarah_Serinde:
Maybe this weekend, I've got a lot of cross stitching to do and I need stuff to watch 
OVERKiLL!: blue / green kicker / ramp
pedro alves: been watching lrr for a long time first time catching the stream thanks for the entertainment
Sarah: Welcome :)
aceviru: Sarah, please don't overwork yourself. you're doing great!
The Smirking Bear Studio: my vote of confidence is for Ben this time around
Sarah: Haha thanks, I'll try. I'm at least done work now and eating dinner (I got banh mi)
The Smirking Bear Studio: I've got to multitask soon also. listen to this stream and do university homework also.
aceviru: omg. delicious
SmithKurosaki: I need to make food. Debating between cleaning a pan to make some more gyoza or just tossing nuggies and fries in the oven
aceviru: what was the protein of choice? if you don't mind me asking
Sarah: It's Friday, I vote for lowest effort
Sarah: I got char siu pork
SmithKurosaki: Yea probably
aceviru: nuggies
SmithKurosaki: Need to go out in the morning to grab stuff to make chili too
The Smirking Bear Studio: nuggies for the win
DarkMorford 💎: I had Taco Bell for lunch and I'm probably just gonna chuck a pizza bowl in the microwave for dinner.
OVERKiLL!: i thought i was done with breakfast.. but i guess it is lunch time.. lol. curved right into second brunchfast
SmithKurosaki: I did enjoy scrambled eggs and gyoza for breakfast yesterday
OVERKiLL!: a pizza "bowl"?
OVERKiLL!: scrambies yum
OVERKiLL!: eggs go good with basically everything. its strange.
DarkMorford 💎: Basically pizza with no crust. All the sauce, cheese, and toppings just in a bowl.
johnnylongtorso: as a SWU player, please, no Magic Star Wars set
rosesmcgee: Slay the spire style roadtrip navigation
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gualdhar: Road Quest 2: everyone has the same start and destination, but no one can use the same road
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz a Dark Souls or Elden Ring set feels like a when rather than an if.
Hrrisn: might as well JUMP!
Micalovits: You know, I could go for a warhammer fantasy magic set...
LoadingReadyRun:
Does Spider-Man India call *himself* Spider-Man India?
Ard_Rhys: Problem with that is you would need 3 camera cars
BrowneePointz: @thewooglie tbf I do think that is two franchises with the legacy and depth of world to make fully compelling sets on the quality of LotR/FF and not just “here’s the thing you know” the set
Spacecarl: I love the callback to unmask on that blue card
johnnylongtorso: pick pick pass
BrowneePointz: I’m not sure if Pavitr Prabhakar calls himself Spider-Man India tbh
LaeliaTBR: secret identity's art is a reference to unmask from mercadian masques!
raulghoulia: They call just call themselves Spider-Man/Woman. Noir doesn't call himself Noir, thats just the universe he's from. And Spider-Man India isn't even from India
e_bloc: "time to pivot." "it's deckbuilding"
Bugberry: That's a fun one
BrowneePointz: Secret identity is a 1:1 art reference to Unmask from RK Post to himself!
Diabore: sure doesnt
sallomon33: @raulghoulia where is Spider-Man India from then?
ContingentCat: it's 2025, it's not a great time generally
ElektroTal: @raulghoulia he certainly is
BusTed: Nifty
Diabore: web
Bruceski: Webasics
TotallyNotaBeholder: Web Dev
e_bloc: @BrowneePointz havent seen the card, but that's super cool. always loved unmask's art
Ard_Rhys: Websics
johnnylongtorso: world wide web basics
milkydeew: Web For Sure
jaimeblacken: don't take it out of the pack!
Voidhawk42: Some Pig Hero
ElektroTal: spider man india is from some small village in maharashtra, and moves to mumbai
fcloud: Web-slinging Is My Passion
BrowneePointz: yea Pavitr is from Mumbai isn’t he?
RatherLargeToad: Some Spider Pig
kumatsu: That's Some Draft Deck
BrowneePointz: Ope moved from a remote Village TO Mumbai
jaimeblacken: the land is part of the picks!
Bruceski: Charlotte gets salty, opponent site down at the next table to find "some topdeck" over their head.
fcloud: maharashtra is located in india according to google
BrowneePointz: but yea Pavitr is from India
LaeliaTBR: some of the names in this set make me upset lmao
ElektroTal: Mumbai is the capital of Maharashtra.
goombalax: turns out Stock Up is a 15 dollar uncommon, check your bulk!
raulghoulia: @ElektroTal ah, in Through the Spider-Verse he was from an Indian version of Manhattan
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fcloud:
@raulghoulia interesting 
BrowneePointz: the MOVIE version of Pavitr protects “Mumbattan”
glitched_goddess:
Sun-Spider has EDS
BrowneePointz: but the original comic was just set in Mumbai
OVERKiLL!: so like if you just spilled a calzone
Sarah: Hmm personally I want the crust to balance out the other ingredients, but I can see how it'd appeal to people who aren't me :P
OVERKiLL!: also that pizza topping tier list made me want to try all the weird pizza choices
DarkMorford 💎: I need to learn more ways to cook eggs. Basically all I can do is scrambled or an omelet (which is just scrambled with extra stuff in it)
Sarah: It's nice to branch out occasionally
OVERKiLL!: 🍕 them pizza bones 🦴
Sarah: (said about pizza toppings but also applies to cooking)
Sarah: I finally started doing more than really really basic cooking in 2020 because I got sick of the same stuff all the time. Takes longer but it's very worth it
OVERKiLL!: my mother just takes the crust. she is all about that bread tho
Sarah: Variety is good and honestly it's satisfying to eat stuff you cooked yourself
Sarah: I mean bread is delicious
DarkMorford 💎: I like cooking, I just hate washing the dishes and stuff afterward. And it would be more fun if I was cooking for more than just me.
Sarah: oh yeah I definitely get tired of doing the dishes all the time. and it's hard not to waste ingredients and to be economical when you're cooking for one
Sarah: I do enjoy having leftovers though
aceviru: I'm trying to discover ingredients to combine and use to slightly add flavor to my food. Living on a strict diet gets old quick
Sarah: Oh yeah I bet, hope you can find some good options
aceviru: That's probably the best part of eating the same thing every day: the dishes become easier to wash and clean. I actually enjoy that part now
Wilhelm The Turd: I love how people criticize other countries for not having free speech but in the so free called worlds they can't even criticize the corporation they work for
SmithKurosaki: Yea my partner and I differ a bit on cooking. I enjoy cooking batch meals from time to time so I get some veggies into me. He doesn't have time to cook, so does easier stuff
Sarah: Haha well at least there's upside
OVERKiLL!: 🍳practice the sunny side up, with the runny yolk. its all timing.. low prep. on a piece of toast.. you will lock it in after a few tries. @DarkMorford💎
avjamethyst: he was just screaming my name
fcloud: i wish i could play a videogame set in mumbattan
TehAmelie: who can resist a fat pigeon?
fcloud: maybe hitman, which has a great mumbai and a terrible new york
ContingentCat: but how fat were the pidgins?
Kentosaurus: fat pigeon makes me think of the bit from animaniacs with the godfather pigeons
ElektroTal: Mumbattan, which is in the same world as disney's San Fransokyo- the place where american creatives are scared of making foreign things that americans can't connect to so they pretend everything is america
Chronomagistrate: That's my take too, Cameron
e_bloc: spider man-guy is actually my favorite variants
milkydeew: Never punished
definenull: Let them tip?
TheWooglie: Ben Wheeled
definenull: *rip?
e_bloc: @definenull lol i was trying to remember that quote
BrowneePointz: I wish we’d have gotten Web-Weaver, the canonically Gay Fashion Designer Spidey but he’s too new
Wolfstrike_NL: let them rip (the card in half)?
fcloud: @ElektroTal or afraid of being offensive, or just unsure of their ability to accurately render the setting
BrowneePointz: web weaver’s suit *slaps*
fcloud: @BrowneePointz fashion designer and not website designer?
goombalax: thats spider byte
BrowneePointz: @fcloud that’s what cultural consultants LIKE Shivam(who is ElektroTal btw) are FOR
ElektroTal: in any case, the comic version of Spider Man India is actually in India. Aunt Maya and Uncle Bhim, etc etc. \
glitched_goddess: I love how Pictures of Spider-Man is good, so you can legit just say “I need pictures of Spider-Man”
kumatsu: and then I say what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
TheWooglie: it's the scene from space balls
Gaz_L: thank you Nelly
Voidhawk42: Wait, who wrote this thing??
theamc2000: why
KaleidoscopeMind: surely for this set, it's a storyboard
Shadowsoflife: Soon, sir
fcloud: @BrowneePointz well they should hire those ppl and then confidently set the narrative in a a real and interesting non-american place 👍
BrowneePointz: I can’t believe we’re getting a sequel
BrowneePointz: also Lewis Pullman is gonna kill it in Spaceballs 2
e_bloc: yoy're damned right now
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea Ben!
BrowneePointz: Pete’s Daughter!
gryfyn1: its morbin time for nelly
BrowneePointz: it’s Mayday Parker!
singinnonsense: I really wonder what they are gonna do for arena for that one
Diabore: good news nelly, you can pick 2
Bugberry: Colossal Thread Man.
fcloud: there should be a villain Aunt Mayhem
SoylentDoener:
just take two no one will notice 
LaeliaTBR: @Bugberry +2
BrowneePointz: that plains slaps
WotC_Matt: Greetings, Heroes.
e_bloc: take 15 is just sealed
BrowneePointz: out of all of the web basics the plains looks REAL good
theamc2000: has any got a bagel?
Ard_Rhys: How long before we get a set designed for pick 3 draft?
Zjivarra: Pick 2 draft would be so good with 4 packs. Then you can definitely draft for 2 different decks as well.
Diabore: its a campus guide
TehAmelie: eventually drafting will evolve into just sealed
Tiber727: This was why God limited us to drafting one at a time. Man can't handle this much power.
BusTed:
@WotC_Matt 
SmithKurosaki: I wanna figure out over easy, all I can do it scramble/scramble w/ stuff in it
OVERKiLL!: i been putting parsley flakes on EVERY-THING
aceviru: Italian seasoning became a good go to
DarkMorford 💎: I wanna learn how to do poached eggs well. That opens the way to a lot of things, especially Eggs Benedict.
OVERKiLL!: ever try Pappy's Seasoning
aceviru: practice makes perfect :)
OVERKiLL!: if you break the yolk , you still dont gotta give up and fold it into a scramble, but there is always that option. 🍳
aceviru: no, have not tried pappy's.but I can look into it. The foods I eat can only be flavored so much lol
DarkMorford 💎: Paul's back!
William C. Riley: Who won the first pod
SmithKurosaki: @DarkMorford 💎 Poaching pan? I got one and it doubles as a small frying pan
OVERKiLL!: Big G 🏆
William C. Riley: Awesome
DarkMorford 💎: @SmithKurosaki Didn't know that was a thing, I'll have to look into it
SmithKurosaki: Dont remember where you're located offhand, but if you've got a Crappy Tire nearby, I got a decent one from their house brand
Sarah: I also had no idea that was a thing
Sarah: Also I don't think there's Canadian Tire in the US but I could be wrong :P
SmithKurosaki: Probably not, just couldnt remember which side of the border
Bruceski: Personally I prefer Pick 15 Draft
Diabore: in 40, i think 9 lands, in 60, 12 lands
lamina5432: 7 out of 40 mill till you get one.
Diabore: @Bruceski pick 15 and 6 packs is great
Bugberry: all Llanowar Elves sounds like a Raddadragga deck.
DMGlol: the signal reading is very interesting for pick 2
TehAmelie: you never ran a 60 Mishra's Factories deck?
Bugberry: I mean Raggadragga
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
BrowneePointz: Gwenom is an incredible first pick so no shade there Nelly
definenull: From what I'm gathering, pick 2 signalling is hard?
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.
Mattmitchell45: Nelly has declared it "Morbing Time"
Diabore: what if your bolas citadel was also a 4/4 deathtouch lifelink
Bugberry: you can just cast them for 3 too, so not too bad.
LaeliaTBR: if you get a llanowar start you can cast spiderman india turn 2 damn
BrowneePointz: fwiw yall looks like yall got the most even signaling out of a pick 2 thus far
TehAmelie: how many pumpkin bombs DO you pack?
definenull: Can't wait to whiff with this at my prerelease
Cinnabat: No decks with the same colors? for the first time?
ElektroTal: sounds like my kind of deck
Bugberry: Bollywoods for the Trees.
BrowneePointz: oh sick I hadn’t seen the main set art
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Spiderman is actually an isekai
BrowneePointz: that spider definitely nearly killed Pete AND Cindy Moon Paul
KaleidoscopeMind: is peter being piloted?
Bugberry: gets radiation poisoning.
BrowneePointz: they almost didn’t come out the other side of the bite
Diabore: that first goomba in the first mario must have an absolute stacked kill count
milkydeew: well the spider bites then it dies so sort on par
e_bloc: they threw themselves underneath my wheels
LithelyUnshod: @ElektroTal Wow, they really chickened out. The visuals clearly show Miles diving towards the island of Manhattan, but Pav quips at Spot for coming to India for enlightenment
LaeliaTBR: have we seen anyone open supportive parents yet?
LRRbot: Scout the City [1G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Look Around — Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. You gain 3 life. / • Bring Down — Destroy target creature with flying.
singinnonsense: seems more like a constructed card
coriolis_storm:
“There’s this guy who got bit by a radioactive spider, and instead of getting superpowers, like you’d expect, he just died” 
LordSaphni: Yuriko Decks are gonna love Spider-Sence
DrLigmaPhD: Peter "You forget he's technically a bit psychic" Perker
definenull: It just has the words at the right places
Diabore: nellys morbin
BrowneePointz: fun fact, while Silk was also bit by the same Spider after Pete, her spider sense is even more sensitive
TehAmelie: deck name: Arkham
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz I forgot about Silk! Love her. Love her fit too
BrowneePointz: also Silk DOES produce natural webbing unlike Pete
Sarah: Oh totally, I was just adding context to the name
SmithKurosaki: It's a pan/pot with a little insert with 4 little cups in it. you put water in the bottom and let it boil gently
aceviru: lmao, I thought I was going crazy when I read crappy tire. I see what you meant now
SmithKurosaki: lol
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control…
Sarah: yeah like I'm pretty sure this chat isn't majority Canadians, that's gonna go over a lot of people's heads XD
DarkMorford 💎: Yeah, I'm in the Seattle area. Don't have that here.
SmithKurosaki: Should be at most stores that sell pots
SmithKurosaki: Maybe not like a walmart tho
OVERKiLL!: radioactive spider is pretty dope
Sarah: oh right this isn't just food chat :P
LRRbot: Scout the City [1G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Look Around — Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. You gain 3 life. / • Bring Down — Destroy target creature…
OVERKiLL!: the counterspells are pretty juiced in this set.
Articerile: Really confused why Kingpin was entirely omitted from this set?
SmithKurosaki: Might not have fit the themes?
OVERKiLL!: wow was he🤔
Dromos_GHG: is it a royal rumble?
ContingentCat: the answer may surprise you
Gaz_L: a question Tony Khan asks every day
BrowneePointz: I THINK Silk’s Spider-Sense can sense danger up to half a mile?
fcloud: Aunt May is more of a Spider-Ma'am
RayFK: No Ben, keep going
Dog_of_Myth: Add more Bonesaw!
Mattmitchell45: AO3 Links are back on the menu, boys!
DrLigmaPhD: @Mattmitchell45 They were 86ed?
Diabore: ben rejects the concept of curves, he embraces cubes
hd_dabnado: uhhhhh
gualdhar: wait
littleunknownn:

Diabore:
gross 
terribleplan: oh no
gualdhar: why
Ard_Rhys: Only 11?
Shadowsoflife: okay
definenull: No thank you
gualdhar: LRR is real people
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that's still more than Raid Shadow Legends has!
Juliamon: That doesn't mean they're shippy fics though
Mattmitchell45: I was think Bonesaw FF, but...
KaleidoscopeMind: how many are the puppets
Rourke9: sure does!
3and4fifths: they're all general audience though
RatherLargeToad: Pigeon is new Sunshower Druid
Pharmacistjudge: well it could be like Agatha fiery related
terribleplan: So are the Jonas brothers...
hd_dabnado: Rail things??
hd_dabnado: I mean that tracks
Pharmacistjudge: Agatha fisty
BrowneePointz: he’s a Nazi btw
BrowneePointz: actually
Shadowsoflife: ^
Sarah_Serinde: In general, don't show fanfic to the people it's about unless you have *very clear consent* first
theamc2000: the bees are nazis
LithelyUnshod: There's also Spiders-Man
DrLigmaPhD: Bees! Live bees!
ArkhamArchivist: To be or way more than two bees
Mr_Bitterness: It could be stories set in Commodore Hustle
Mattmitchell45: Evil never dies. It just becomes bees
Bugberry: Is it better if it's the specific versions of yall from Friday Nights or Commodore Hustle?
Sarah_Serinde: Also shoutout to gen fics
Dog_of_Myth:

asddsa28: i think there all about the putits of LLR
definenull: KATHLEEN
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: KATHLEEN
KaleidoscopeMind: KATHLEEN
ContingentCat: KETHLEEN
Scy_Anide: I assume they're not...romantic fanfic? I hope they're not at least.
bytecaster: KATHLEEN YES
freshmaker__: nelson putting on the dad voice
fcloud: to be fair, the CHARACTERS in supernatural are not real ppl
gualdhar: Agatha Fisty's Power Fist meets Fisto the Robot?
fcloud: so there is a differnce
ContingentCat: @Scy_Anide depends if you think of fisting as romantic lol
Mr_Bitterness: Run 41
Kentosaurus: I love the 41 card special
Dog_of_Myth: This is the way
Wolfstrike_NL: 16/40
Bugberry: It'd be hilarious if the fanfics were just powerscaling matches between LRR members.
gualdhar: oh boy
freshmaker__: ham sandwich!
tehfewl: the 41 card special
bytecaster: Love a good 41
LaeliaTBR: a nice ham sandwich
SoylentDoener: 41 is a good prerelease, i dont know these card good enough yet, tradition
goosevonkaiser: 41 for the scholar who's a little bit whacky
Scy_Anide: Nice Mothman jersey
Marvoleath: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
fcloud: ben's mothman jersey gets compliments every single time he wears it. most popular LRRwear of all time
bytecaster: But I need my fluids
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: What's the rest? Slightly smaller table for 1v1?
Scy_Anide:
I got back just in time for another break 
bytecaster: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Getting the table friend ready, giving people a quick break from being on camera, etc. I assume
TehAmelie: i mean, how often do 41 card decks lose at preprereleases?
saljik007: Fcloud im more of fan of the phyrexians baseball one
Marvoleath: !advice
LRRbot: FUCKING WALK THEN!
OVERKiLL!: 🐝VÜTÃŬNG CLĂÜŇ🐝
Articerile: I might have to glue Wilson, Refined Grisly to Xanathar, Guild Kingpin and make up a card or something
aceviru: tilting out, let's gooo!
OVERKiLL!: 🫨
The Smirking Bear Studio: no kingpin? thats pretty weird
The Smirking Bear Studio: thingie !
aceviru: she remembered us!!
OVERKiLL!: 🤟🏼THWiP🕸
bytecaster: But I'm sleepy lrrbot
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Smoke Beej e'rry day.
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:06 PM
Diabore: ooh e33 returns to rhythm cafe
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TehAmelie: apparently Heather has 100%ed it so now it's time to stream
Akkrid: Am I getting French Twitch ads 'cause y'all are Canadian? lol
Juliamon: The adserve algorithm is a mystery
ContingentCat: @Akkrid odd, the ads are strange
Juliamon: I'm a couple hours south of Canada and still get Spanish ads sometimes
Sarah_Serinde: I rarely get French ads and I'm Canadian
ContingentCat: I'm in Canada and very rarely get french ads
Sarah_Serinde: A few hours away from a French-speaking province
ContingentCat: yeah even when I was in ottawa, barely ever
PipeSmokingOwl: perchance, you doth protest too much! @Akkrid secret French spy! Oui Oui!
PipeSmokingOwl:

Akkrid: That's probably it
TehAmelie: i'd take it as a good sign if the algorithm doesn't have your location figured out
PipeSmokingOwl: dang true
Articerile: Is it because people see him more as a Daredevil villain now?
aceviru: depends on what the contract with marvel is
The Smirking Bear Studio: raise your hand if your a Canadian watching this 🙋♂️
OVERKiLL!: i got pulled back into Marvel Comics because of this "Imperial War" story line... i have opinions...
aceviru: because they probably have an idea of where they want to place things
Sarah: @The Smirking Bear Studio Smith and I are, but you probably got that already :P
aceviru: "it's not about the magic card, spiduh-man... it's about the Mets, let's go Mets"
aceviru: (I hope someone gets that joke/meme)
Akkrid: I always turn off personalized ads where I see the option to. I've never before seen a French Twitch ad, but I don't watch many French or French-adjacent streams.
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Sarah_Serinde: Streamers have access to what percentage of their viewers are from which countries, so Twitch as a whole at least has that info. But then I guess obviously it'd have to with its varied sub pricing
Akkrid: I don't think I've seen many international/non-English ads despite watching other streamers, but. I don't know how much I can read into that.
Micalovits: They often still use your IP - I would get danish adds mostly fx
Juliamon: also, if it hasn't been mentioned yet: it's Bandcamp Friday
Juliamon: !bgc
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Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, go support artists if you can
Sarah_Serinde: buying their music directly gives them more money than streaming ever will
definenull: *sniffs*
PipeSmokingOwl: the roadquest soundtrack is some of best go to vibing music out there
TehAmelie: i do well sometimes!
Hrrisn: uh oh they’re back
vinopinguino: Adam!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: well, I did just fart, soooo......
raulghoulia: whys Adam always smelling us?
vinewood_og: How does he know???
BusTed: hm
Hrrisn: fusion, ha!
baneless27: fush sion ha!
SolarBlitz1: No Ben, spiderman pointing at spiderman not fusion!
TehAmelie: Marvel heroes, always struggling
e_bloc: in stereo
Mai_Andra: uh... "balanced"?
Dog_of_Myth:

KaleidoscopeMind: statistically crabs
Micalovits: All Clankers
Sarah_Serinde:
Adam, YouTube says hi 
rosesmcgee: That is at least 5 percent hotter
CaptainSpam: If you are watching this on YouTube in the year 3000, then nothing of honor is buried here, blah blah, you know the drill, you've likely read it a million times by now.
BrowneePointz: also cool art
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WotC_Matt: Please have fun at the appropriate speed.
ContingentCat: dang cancel culture
Micalovits: I mean we did recently get one of the best free sac outlets in... Quite a while
Mai_Andra: Does Cameron get spider powers now?
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
Sarah_Serinde: Okay I very much enjoy the deck name "Aunt Mayhem"
LoadingReadyRun:
The Year is 2025. The Distant Future. Fun is Illegal.
RatherLargeToad: The Sinister Cameron
The Smirking Bear Studio: @Sarah I did lol
Sarah: Didn't want to leave you hanging though
Sarah: Most sports references are gonna go over my head, I recognize a handful of team names but I'd be hard pressed to tell you city or sport about most of them
OVERKiLL!: 🐸
R M: Hi Adam!
The Smirking Bear Studio: I'm more familiar with hockey references myself
Articerile: Not much has changed but we live underwater
Articerile: And your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine
OVERKiLL!: 🤖🧠
Ruby Severin Whitworth: we live underwater according to that song
The Smirking Bear Studio: what would the fusion of Ben and Cameron be called ? 🤔
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
The Smirking Bear Studio: Bemeron ?
CaptainSpam: Fightin's out of style! Fun's where the fear is!
Scy_Anide: I am left-handed and it's true, we will tell you, mostly because if you're not left-handed you won't notice.
Tonemanzero: I'
Diabore: this citizen gonna get cat scratch fever
ThePerrBearr: Chet Youbetcha
e_bloc: logical helicopter that's not a vehicle
Hrrisn: actual guy, Chip Ubetcha
tehfewl: Bobson Dugnutt
Pharmacistjudge: I forgot that Cameron was so Sinister.
Seth_Erickson: well known local news hero Chip Ubetcha
PipeSmokingOwl: like legions but its all 1/1s
ztghostie: didn't wheeler have a cube like that
Tonemanzero: I'm the weirdo who sticks their deck on the same side as their opponent, no question.
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
protojman: buddy of mine has been buillding a 1/2 cube for a decade
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protojman: "squires and storm crows"
Bugberry: All 1/1s with various ways to modify them.
BrowneePointz: also neat art
Diabore: @protojman oh a one two cube, i read half cube and was like "whats that?"
Micalovits: All 1/1's is just playing Goblins
CaptainSpam: Man, spiders with reach. It'll never catch on.
MWGNZ:
1/1's with enrage triggers 
Bionull: No, pumping them is against the spirit of the format
Gaz_L: @Micalovits hey. hey! ...it's also playing elves
lamina5432: isn’t 1/1’s just older formats
TehAmelie: i'm with Graham that they should have included Giant Spider in the set
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: That's why I liked Mutate in Ikoria. Every non-human creature was a canvas.
millenomi_Aura: *holds a painful wannabe game designer smile*
BrowneePointz: sup Genki
baneless27: is that what the average magic player looks like? lol
Micalovits: @Gaz_L I mean yes, but one of those is strictly better - and I totally not biased
BrowneePointz: oh no did Cam get Norman!?
vinopinguino: Gotta browse incognito mode guy in the chair... 👀
fcloud: it's what the median magic player looks like
LRRbot: Spider-Man 2099 [UR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | From the Future — You can't cast Spider-Man 2099 during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / Double strike, vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, if you've played a land or cast a spell this turn from anywhere other than your hand, Spider-Man 2099 deals damage equal to his power to any target.
Bugberry: in that order?
Serpens77: Miguel!
BrowneePointz: if Cam drafted Norman I may pog out my gourd
vinopinguino: The sound effect was dope lol
Diabore: the bees!
Serpens77: not the bees!
BrowneePointz: always discard the Nazi
Khalstrom: Beads?
Gaz_L: he's a Nazi (literaly) made of bees
Bugberry: he be bees
ContingentCat: he bes beess
RatherLargeToad: Evil never dies! It just becomes bees!
couchboyj: Naz-bee
TehAmelie: Miguel was always terrifying in battle. accidentally cut a guy's throat on his first outing.
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Bionull: Did the card get drawn? I got lost in saying bees
Spades_Slicc: Madhem
chaostreader: @bionull Yes
Bionull: Thanks
Serpens77: it's a canon event!
Diabore: uh oh
ztghostie: its a canon event
BrowneePointz: yea for Cameron and Chat, Swarm(the Bees Man) was a Toxicologist and Melittologist for the Reich. he’s the first actual factual Nazi portrayed on a Magic Card which is gonna get WEIRDER when Hydra folks show up proper in the other Marvel sets
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
vinopinguino: Oop
PipeSmokingOwl:
im just sad to learn some bees agreed to work with the Nazis
i love bees
DrLigmaPhD: How big? Did you see the movie? 2099 is CAKED UP
BrowneePointz: Miles!
Gaz_L: Brooklyn Rage!
ignis_fatalis: are they playing with real packs? set isnt fully spoilt right?
Tonemanzero: Miles vs Miguel truly the canon event
The Smirking Bear Studio: Camen?
The Smirking Bear Studio: lol
OVERKiLL!: Cambeneering Laudler
TyTries: sry, i keep dipping and coming back to catch up at 1.35x speed
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Darth Smirnoff: That's a great cube idea - Oops All 1/1's.
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
The Smirking Bear Studio: a more civilized looking ben ? or a more lax looking Cameron?
aceviru: 1/1s, but with flavor text
EPGelion: Aren't we all the guy in the chair, really?
Sarah: I really like Cameron's deck name
LRRbot: Spider-Man 2099 [UR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | From the Future — You can't cast Spider-Man 2099 during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / Double strike, vigilanc…
aceviru: I felt called out 😭
OVERKiLL!: Hello BEES 🐝
The Smirking Bear Studio: that be the bees 🐝
aceviru: not the bees
OVERKiLL!: 🥕🥕carrot carrot milk🥛
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefie…
OVERKiLL!: you were greedy 🤣
Dromos_GHG: no sleep til
BrowneePointz: the final set reveal was today
Juliamon: ignis_fatalis They're official ambassadors
Gaz_L: playing with live rounds
bytecaster: I'm still waiting for all the omenpath cards
goosevonkaiser: nyeh x infinity
PipeSmokingOwl: when does this hit stores?
fcloud: this isnt at real PAX tho
LoadingReadyRun: full spoiler came out this morning!
Diabore: ben gonna take a lot of damage
BrowneePointz: Miguel killing all the other Spiders is peak spider verse flavor
Dromos_GHG: wait...is Ben an Uncle...I know how this story goes...
LoadingReadyRun: Prerelease at your LGS on Sept 19-21. Full release is Sept 26
BrowneePointz: Wait! Ben IS an Uncle!
BrowneePointz: Ben run! Run away!
PipeSmokingOwl:
@LoadingReadyRun 
Micalovits: RIP Ben I guess
BrowneePointz: Genki gettin big
Toxxick: Hes now a buff guy in a chair
samwiser_: Paul please fix Ben's name to "uncle ben ulmer" pls
fcloud: "Uncle" Ben Ulmer
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.
LordShadner: just checked and there IS a Spiders-man!
ignis_fatalis: cool thanks! thought usually set is fully spoilt 1 week before, 2 weeks before right now seems kinda early
BrowneePointz: it’s a small set @ignis_fatalis
LoadingReadyRun: I assume Guy in the Chair attacks by scooting his rolling chair backwards into the opponent
BrowneePointz: Genki attacks by doxxing you Paul
Micalovits: There are... Many weird things about this set tbf
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
fcloud: Guy in the Chair attacks by posting online
definenull: Borb!
Fruan: Spicy Pigeon!
Serpens77: @LoadingReadyRun ever had your foot run over ny a rolling chair? IT HURTS!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: FAT PIGEON
TehAmelie: maybe he just calls Miles to run in and punch them
truediamondback: uncle Ben only dies if our hero apathetically let’s a villain get away with a crime. So chat, as the hero of this story it’s up to you to hold them accountable before the cannon event can take place
RatherLargeToad: New Sunshower Druid
Diabore: wait are they turning the pigeon into food?
ContingentCat: that's a good pidgeon
bytecaster: @Diabore I assume it drops the hot dog it stole
Juliamon: !findquote pigeon
LRRbot: Quote #7124: "Well, at least I got that pigeon ass." —Cori [2020-08-12]
ignis_fatalis: @BrowneePointz size of set shouldn't affect rate of preview..
Khalstrom: Need to ask Wheeler if it gets into flying men.
Vivid_Soul: i just noticed the pigeon in the back with the donut
RatherLargeToad: M’blookout (tips hat)
Diabore: OH NO
Micalovits: Eeewwww
BrowneePointz: @ignis_fatalis 100 less cards means a faster preview season
Toxxick: RPGG
Sarah_Serinde: "Rocket-powered goblin glider" fits the TNMT cadence very well
johnnylongtorso: Spiderfest '99
ArmstrongRGM96X: Our second-ever rocket-powered Magic card!
bytecaster: Goblin Glider was already a card, so they needed to add the rocket-powered
TehAmelie: Goblin Powered Rocket Glider better be a card in the next regular set
BrowneePointz: Bane Spider
jessicatheblack: Cam said no.... SO fast
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
ignis_fatalis: @BrowneePointz what i am saying is, even for 100 cards lesser, wotc could still pace the rate of preview and finish it 1 week before prerelease
LoadingReadyRun: beats the Bicycle Powered Goblin Glider
Serpens77: @Sarah_Serinde trochaic tetrameter!
maxthefourth:

aceviru: or not greedy enough
OVERKiLL!: 🎃💥
OVERKiLL!: wow , spider-touch
aceviru: oh right that reminds me
aceviru: happy pumpkin spice a ween time
OVERKiLL!: it is almost skeleton times for sure
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control…
OVERKiLL!: 👻🦇🎃💀
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
OVERKiLL!: hotdog bird is op
The Smirking Bear Studio: does that card effect imply that pigeons are eaten for food in NY ? lol
Sarah: that or they drop the food they stole
aceviru: no
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
The Smirking Bear Studio: that makes sense lol
Voidhawk42: Can't wait to see the art on the glider on the arena version. Hope they keep the same name
fcloud: @Serpens77 bless you!
Micalovits: Ben should still take 2
Krillin_fan: why did Cam lose 2 life?
PipeSmokingOwl: ya u had cam lose 2 not ben
Bionull: From his deck
Micalovits: Oh - thats why Ben didn't tale 2
QuixoticScrivener: cam attacked himself
RatherLargeToad: @voidhawk42 It does sound like something the Goblin Blastronauts from Aetherdrift would make
Bugberry: while unlikely, there's a chance he wiffs on putting down a creature.
johnnylongtorso: Simcopter 1 reporting heavy traffic
BrowneePointz: Mayday Parker!
Shadowsoflife: ^
BrowneePointz: It’s Pete’s Daughter!
BrowneePointz: Silk is really pushed for humans
RatherLargeToad: And secret frogs
Bugberry: humans, the real heroes
PipeSmokingOwl: Shivam is thriving in this set isnt he
ElektroTal: god, i have never been less connected to a set ever.
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
PipeSmokingOwl: as i say it
LoadingReadyRun:
Spider Nepo-baby
Micalovits: @ElektroTal Mood tbh
ElektroTal: spider man might be my least favorite super, which is hard given that every other super hero is tied for least
PipeSmokingOwl: hahah
Cinnabat: Simic peeps would be proud
SoylentDoener: pigeon lizards, lets go
DrLigmaPhD: @LoadingReadyRun (to the tune of the TMNT theme) Su-per spi-der ne-po ba-by
Toxxick: But dinosaur professor is another card!
ThorOfKenya: The dreaded Plizzard!
Krillin_fan: "i turn my pigeon into a lizard" ~2025 magic
Desdae: Sable triggers
Vivid_Soul: pigzards
Diabore: pigeon still flies
Diabore: wait no, new cards, blargh
ElektroTal: but yeah, i looked through the set list, and not a single card spoke to me, and that was sad. i've never been more indifferent
Bugberry: There was a dinosaur parrot in the Lost Caverns Alchemy set, it was pretty cool.
fcloud:
is "flying" an ability? 
ContingentCat: aw no flying lizzard
LordShadner: should have lizardfied the citizen
Bugberry: @fcloud yes, everything in the text box is an ability.
LordShadner: it's on theme
maxthefourth: pigeon to lizard sounds like a normal day on ravnica
Voidhawk42: So now we find out if cam drafted a wrath
PipeSmokingOwl: @ElektroTal ya i plan to watch Profs video later titled " I feel nothing"
BrowneePointz: wow not a Comics fan eh Shivam?(in the abstract even as a Mega Spidey Fan several bits of this set have me off kilter)
fcloud:
ty @Bugberry 
gualdhar: Judge? My opponent is playing too many creatures
LoadingReadyRun: It doesn't say "in addition", so the pigeon also loses the "Pigeon" type, right?
SoylentDoener: @gualdhar where is the pile of boardwipes of eoe when you need them
DrLigmaPhD: They didn't do Peter roasting Goblin's fit for wisecrack? Weak
Micalovits: @LoadingReadyRun Yep
loufghyslaufey: "Citizens" die? The heck is wrong with your "Spider-Verse," LRR? (/s)
BrowneePointz: nah Peter is roasting Grizzly’s fit for Wisecrack
WeiseDrachenJaeger: The Skyrim Defense
Mr_Bitterness: @DrLigmaPhD "At least I never wore a man purse." "It's YOU."
TehAmelie:
at least they didn't turn Aunt May into a lizard 
fcloud: spider-man hosting LRR's new show, "Concede Concede Concede"
glitched_goddess: the flavor in the set is totally fire
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: "Don't hit me, I'll get arounsed!"
Krillin_fan: Homer dispensing all the wisdom
vinewood_og: "The Savidan Maneuver"
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
ContingentCat: gasp
DrLigmaPhD: @Mr_Bitterness It's how you know GG is Peter's one true archenemy
bytecaster: Aunt Mayham should contain Aunt May and Spiderham send tweet
aceviru: omg hahaha
LaughingComedian: the bird has become a dino, the cycle is complete
aceviru: what are they putting in those hot dogs
The Smirking Bear Studio: ^-----@-that's is a good question
LaughingComedian: too many cooks
LaughingComedian: clearly theyre putting dino juice in the hot dogs
aceviru: hahaha
The Smirking Bear Studio: ben is just happy to face punch Spiderman lol
SoylentDoener: aunt may-ham, the aunt of peter porker?
MrPipboy3000: I have an aunt to may like ham ..
BrowneePointz: I’d say it’s more accurate Peter is GG’s Archnemesis
Mr_Bitterness: He will squish any fruit in between his thighs
milkydeew: Spider-Ham
kumatsu: we didn't show up today not to Yes, and
BrowneePointz: Peter has SEVERAL Archnemeses lol
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Personal finances tops the list?
ghizmou:

Dromos_GHG: this is why he's Paul
BrowneePointz: cuz how do you point at Kingpin Doc Ock or GG and be like “this is the one”
fcloud: spider-man is the hero, he's every villain's arch-enemy by definition
Micalovits: Paul in the booth - writing a letter to fire Adam
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
KaleidoscopeMind: those thighs
BusTed: callbacks
NotCainNorAbel: nice callback
goosevonkaiser: lol
Tonemanzero: When you get a whole faction to routinely join up to fight you as a unit, you kinda stop having archnemeses
DeM0nFiRe:

Serpens77: Spider Man (ifestation)
loufghyslaufey: I ponder whether James or Paul would feel worse regardless of who was in the booth at the time?
Diabore: flash baybee!
dungeonmasteralek: Hell yeah, Cam!
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
johnnylongtorso: I'm disappointed there's nothing from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends in this set
Cptasparagus: I keep reading Swarm's text in the tune of "legends never die" from LoL
BrowneePointz: Isn’t the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man from that?
SoylentDoener:
@BrowneePointz

DrLigmaPhD: @johnnylongtorso We have Storm but got cheated out of Bobby? Homophobia
e_bloc: in a battle of wits, Adam Savidan shows up unarmed
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Bionull: Is Adam smoke why it stinks?
TehAmelie: really Peter's archnemesis is his conscience
DrLigmaPhD: @TehAmelie The writers?
fnoggchamp: why do some of the spidermens have reach but not all?
Mr_Bitterness: @DrLigmaPhD His own bad luck, aka the writers
Hrrisn: ufc battle of wits would be like Epic Rap Battles
RatherLargeToad: Just Spider-Man. No, not that one. Or that one
Bugberry: @fnoggchamp same reason not all big creatures have Trample.
BrowneePointz: Adam speaking like the Sinister Six like they all get bodied
BrowneePointz: before they all get bodied*
kumatsu: doesn't work
Bugberry: @fnoggchamp game balance.
johnnylongtorso: @fnoggchamp the classic Archer problem
vinewood_og: Continuous Sarcastic Consent
bytecaster: Returning it is a cost, I assume?
kumatsu: you're bouncing as paying a cost so it's already gone before you untap
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
arbysgaming38: that ones my favorite card in the set
Bugberry: It's also not discarding as an additional cost, so no getting blown out by counterspells.
SoylentDoener: the one with spiderdeathtouch
bytecaster: It's the family Smythe
TehAmelie: Jameson built the suit originally, right
LithelyUnshod: JJ's involved somewhere too
Rourke9: Harry Osborne is mega tragic
aceviru: Lol
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
OVERKiLL!: laugh
OVERKiLL!: 🍉
OVERKiLL!: them thighs tho
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
aceviru: Ngl though, that live was top tier
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefie…
aceviru: Paul, in 30 seconds flat
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
The Smirking Bear Studio: ben was in Disney land for a second there
OVERKiLL!: Dan is wild on improv stuffs
aceviru: that card has very warm and fuzzy art
Sarah: yeah it was great to have Dan for that LRL
arbysgaming38: jjj paid to have the original spider-slayer suit made in the 60s
QuixoticScrivener: Normie Osborne has entered the chat.
gryfyn1: BONESAW"S READY!
LoadingReadyRun: "who hates Spider-Man the most" is a hotly contested title
vinewood_og: OOOH YEAAAAHHHHH
Diabore: he forces people to respect the 1v1
RatherLargeToad: Bonesaw is ready!
ThorOfKenya: I got you for THREE minutes!
vinewood_og: Sony?
johnnylongtorso: Everybody Hates Pete
Orxolon: what!?Bonesaw specifically didn't get a card!?
bytecaster: More than Doc Ock or Goblin?
jofu_: spider-man is a menace
Chesul: I choose to call that mechanic "Duel"
LRRbot: Spider-Man Noir [4B] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Menace / Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then surveil X, where X is the number of counters on it.
kumatsu: Spiderman and his Amazing Haters
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @jofu_ Spider-man has menace?
BrowneePointz: No Bonesaw McGraw is only in the raimi movies
theamc2000: the Kingpin has hated spider-man, daredevil, and the punisher the most
Bugberry: @Chesul R&D unofficially calls it the Stalking Tiger ability.
BrowneePointz: Crusher Hogan is the one who wrestled him in the comics
DrLigmaPhD: Its Nick Cage
fnoggchamp: it's Nic Cage
BrowneePointz: He’s voiced by Nicolas Cage in the movie
johnnylongtorso: he's a 1930s Spider-Man, his super power is he has a gun
MrPipboy3000: He's voiced by Nic Cage
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun Green goblin,Osbourne is crazy fixated on hate with spidey
Chesul: @Bugberry That's a bit clunky.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The animated movies
Dromos_GHG: Spider-Man Noir is gettng a TV show on Amazon
BrowneePointz: spiderverse
truediamondback: jjj is the loudest, but I feel like goblin puts the most on the line for the grudge
rosesmcgee: Hey chat, who voices spider man noir? I missed it.
MrPipboy3000: Into the Spiderverse
theamc2000: a spider-man movie
Bugberry: @Chesul or Stalking.
Ranakel: I only know this spider man from the Playstation 2 video game Spider-man Dimensions
kumatsu: Across the Spiderverse
RatherLargeToad: The Spiderverse movies
Dog_of_Myth: Spiderverse
LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz Into the Spider-Verse
NazTMann: @jofu_ Me and my friends were hoping there would be a JJ card that gives all Spider Hero creatures menace hehe
Shadowsoflife: @Ranakel that was an interesting game
Micalovits: The only good spiderman movies
LithelyUnshod: @Dromos_GHG Also with Cage, yeah?
SoylentDoener: it gets its own show and nic cage is playing the spider
Orxolon: @BrowneePointz i know,but give him a card anyway
Mattmitchell45: @NazTMann It's a great use of the Suspect mechanic
fcloud: i think they gave Jameson menace instead, to acknowledge the meme
Bugberry: @NazTMann you were close, at least he does give one other Menace.
jofu_: @NazTMann did you see the JJ promo card? It does give one creature menace, super flavorful
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
NazTMann: @jofu_ I did not, that's awesome hehe
Bugberry: !card jameson
LRRbot: J. Jonah Jameson [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | When J. Jonah Jameson enters, suspect up to one target creature. / Whenever a creature you control with menace attacks, create a Treasure token.
sallomon33: @jofu_ even better, it makes them a suspect!
fnoggchamp: news helicopter isn't a vehicle???
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Daily Bugle Building gives a legendary creature menace.
Chesul: @Bugberry I think I'll stick with Duel, since Stalking feels more like an inverted Lone Wolf ability, where instead of dealing damage to the opponent you can have it deal damage to one of their creatures instead.
SoylentDoener: shock in the main set and the bonus sheet
bo_brinkman: Is there a Moon Knight style AU where JJ Jameson is losing time, having blackouts, and eventually discovers that *he* is Spiderman?
BrowneePointz: eh I don’t know. Otto, Kingpin and Doc Ock HATE Peter. and I think GG takes the cake just because it’s amplified by his mental instability
LRRbot: Kraven's Last Hunt [3G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Mill five cards. When you do, this Saga deals damage equal to the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard to target creature. / II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Orxolon: @NazTMann flavoful! hahaha Flavor text:"He wanna be famous,i'm gonna make him INfamous!
Bugberry: @Chesul Duel feels very White. It's mainly a Green ability, often on Green predators.
BrowneePointz: Kraven has one of the most complicated relationships with Pete
Cinnabat: oofa
kumatsu: Ben found a pair!
DrLigmaPhD: He threw the chair
jofu_: that's so many damage
SoylentDoener: its craven from the top rope with the chair
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
OVERKiLL!: 🔔i think i first saw him on some late night dub fight action, and was very impressed. 🥊
Sarah: I think I got to catch LRR doing improv with him at a PAX like 6 years ago, but it's been long enough I don't remember for sure
OVERKiLL!: word up @Sarah 💯
LRRbot: Spider-Man Noir [4B] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Menace / Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then surveil X, where X is the number of count…
The Smirking Bear Studio: Spiderman noir could be good for a reanimator deck I think
aceviru: spider verse
Articerile: And the eight episode series dedicated to Spider-Man Noir
Articerile: That is supposed to happen next year
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
LRRbot: Kraven's Last Hunt [3G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Mill five cards. When you do, this Saga deals damage equal to the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard to target creature. / II — T…
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
LRRbot: Electro, Assaulting Battery [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Flying / You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, add {R}. / When Electro leaves the battlefield, you may pay {X}. When you do, he deals X damage to target player.
DrLigmaPhD: He's so zappy
RatherLargeToad: Honorary firebender
Chesul: @Bugberry It's a one on one fight that your opponent has to agree to, that describes a duel pretty directly.
Ranakel: The human battery looks great with firebending
goombalax: Electro's gonna have a great time with the firebenders
shiningelbow: i didn't know gwen was in the mob
fcloud: Gwen Stacy, Mobbed-up
Ranakel: Found the May in Cameron's deck!
Micalovits: BEG Pigeon
Chesul: @Bugberry Sorry for the double reply, but after sending my last message I remembered that Duel for Dominance is a card, and a mono green one at that.
Diabore: lets go big bird
circusofkirkus: fat pigeon
DrLigmaPhD: Very big pigeon
Micalovits: Fat Pigeon should be a card - maybe in a un-set
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Kraven: "I have created the perfect killing machine"
circusofkirkus: food token!
Desdae: Food from pigeon
samwiser_: Pigeon foods!
Mai_Andra: @LoadingReadyRun - also Dr Doofenshmirtz
DrLigmaPhD: Pigeon hotdog: Only lightly pecked
Orxolon: "aawww,that was my lunch!"
LRRbot: Kraven's Last Hunt [3G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Mill five cards. When you do, this Saga deals damage equal to the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard to target creature. / II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
fcloud: Pigeon Hotdog: It's still a dog.
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
DrLigmaPhD: @fcloud Food is expensive AF in NYC
Manitu_25:
seems good in my old stickfingers edh deck 
truediamondback: hey there cityface
singinnonsense: a flying wrestler is scary
fcloud: @DrLigmaPhD you're not wrong
RatherLargeToad: @mai_andra no, that would be the killinator
BrowneePointz: a Flying Wrestler is just Rey Mysterio
Shadowsoflife: ^
Ranakel: If News Helicopter was an un-set card, you'd NEED to do that for it to get flying
circusofkirkus: "have a nice flight!"
ThorOfKenya: India? Get Outdia.
Orxolon: say:"i love chai tea"
gryfyn1: get a re mana
e_bloc: give me your frequent flyer, Miles Morales
johnnylongtorso: what happens to a spider when it gets struck by lightning?
LRRbot: Electro, Assaulting Battery [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Flying / You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, add {…
aceviru: Bird! more food
OVERKiLL!: ⚡️⚡️⚡️
RobotBones: I'm losing to a bird!
Ahren Starr: my other option was the NFL game, btw. 😀
aceviru: glad to have you here
Ahren Starr: cheers
SmithKurosaki: @Ahren Starr Is there a game on rn?
OVERKiLL!: week 1
aceviru: Ben out here feeding pigeons all sorts of stuff
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control…
SmithKurosaki: Friday games are weird
LRRbot: Kraven's Last Hunt [3G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Mill five cards. When you do, this Saga deals damage equal to the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard to target creature. / II — T…
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
OVERKiLL!: some sort of sidewalk slam
OVERKiLL!: got eeeeeem
BrowneePointz: “my favorite curry is tikka masala”
vinewood_og: @browneepointz who's that jumpin' out the sky?
BrowneePointz: Pavitr: Dies
Orxolon: @BrowneePointz haahahha
samwiser_: Man, serge didnt let cam play with the dice, what is this nonsense
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Serpens77: @johnnylongtorso ask Electro
TehAmelie: Electro's chargin his lazor
Spades_Slicc: surely it's steps and phases not turns
StarSurveil: worst asmr ever?
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
BrowneePointz: yea there’s a reason Electro is presaling real friggen high
johnnylongtorso: the horrors of spider islanders
LithelyUnshod: @Spades_Slicc That includes turns
Spades_Slicc: messed up
imweasel09: that art is horrifying
sockka:
woagh spoider-man 
virgil82: Mayhem = legally distinct Madness?
arbysgaming38: mayhem is fixed madness
fcloud: it's Madness At Home
imweasel09: madness without timing weirdness
chaostreader: sounds like Ben is in electro range. just need a way to kill him.
Solo_Support: GOTTEM
Ranakel: Hotdog W
fcloud: i saw the line~ and it opened up my eyes, i saw the line~
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Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc there have been cards with a similar ability that also says "until end of turn" so that the mana is lost at end of turn. like Kessig Naturalist.
Orxolon: saved by the hotdog
DrLigmaPhD: You have superpowers but I have mystery meat!
Bugberry: It's just like Omnath or MH Ashling
TehAmelie: the first time in recorded history that a hot dog has saved a man's life
Flyingdelorion: Good night everybody see you in the vod!
Orxolon: gnight!
johnnylongtorso: Saabine, my favorite Swedish Star Wars character
Hrrisn: road quest theme! ah such feels
Micalovits: And here I was already thinking about a rewatch
Micalovits: Guess I know what I am doing Sunday
Ahren Starr: @SmithKurosaki yeah, Chiefs Chargers. YT is gaslighting people that NFL games haven't been free most their lives. 😀
SmithKurosaki: Yup
SmithKurosaki: I dont think I have anyone playing tonight
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
aceviru: lol
OVERKiLL!: 🤟🏼🕸
aceviru: big hot dog gains
aceviru: This really has been a good chat all along
aceviru: food*
Daniel Needham: Are LGS getting prerelease kits or will Prerelease be just draft?
aceviru: but good also works
Sarah: XD
Sarah: I mean it's also been a good chat yeah
Jaime Grijalba: I think cam could’ve won after that gwen attack. Killing their own electro with the punpkin. I think Ben didn’t have food Mana up
Jaime Grijalba: Pumpkin*
LoadingReadyRun: @Daniel Needham LGS prereleases will be using sealed kits as usual
Daniel Needham: thanks
vinewood_og: Let's Guacin' Go
Ranakel: I love elevated steaks!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Winner gets bitten by a spider (might or might not be radioactive)
niccus: how many spiders are in the moonbase?
fcloud: kathleen with the "thank you"
fcloud: it's about sending a message
Ranakel: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Well all spiders are at least a LITTLE radioactive. Just ask alex
Spades_Slicc: Wait a sec, an illusion that doesn't sac when targeted?
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
RatherLargeToad: It has defender
Bugberry: can't attack
Mr_Bitterness: Spider Man No More gives it Defender
fcloud: One With Everything...??
Spades_Slicc: Flavor fail, after hanging up the suit peter didn't defend shit
RatherLargeToad: To be fair, that is the text for Witness Protection
theamc2000: there is webslinging so they don’t want it to be lost very quickly
Micalovits: He sure also didn't attack anyone
SmithKurosaki: They're just changing their promo format for this set it seems'
Daniel Needham: Did they not send the LRR crew Prerelease kits or was it requested to show off the pick 2 format?
aceviru: omg, I just noticed that yt short from the live hahaha
Sarah: I believe they just sent the crew product and LRR chooses what to do with it
SmithKurosaki: @Daniel Needham No PPR this time, they're doing something every week this month instead. This week is a P2 Draft :0
OVERKiLL!: 🕷🕷🕷🕸🖤
aceviru: Nelly out here trying to sow chaos
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc more like he didn't get involved in any combat.
ContingentCat: !findquote read
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nevyn666: explaining the card reads the card
samwiser_: Hey what, the bracket said Nelly was red blue... right?
BrowneePointz: Fat Pigeon is my MC Name
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
BrowneePointz: this was his first Pick Serge
RatherLargeToad: and a tongue scarf
SeismicLawns: bolas's stick-adel
niccus: it sure doesn't stop
Bugberry: @SeismicLawns sticky-adel
Manitu_25: bolas' gwen
Diabore: its bolas' citadel
BrowneePointz: excuse you her name is Black Cat and her art is sick!
DarkMorford: Oof, I can smell the smoke moving in now. Yay fire season.
LoadingReadyRun: @samwiser_ I don't think so
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: I love the cycle of onomatopoeia instants
niccus: but gwenom will be so good at reducing nelly's life total!
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz we need to get Snikt at some point.
LoadingReadyRun: Kathleen trying the controversial "Kill your opponent" strategy
BrowneePointz: Nelly choosing the Joker sleeves is peak trolling
TehAmelie: @LoadingReadyRun not typically a face move. . .
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
fcloud: snikt is coming, in the unannounced but inevitable x-men set
SeismicLawns: you pay 5 life regardless
Diabore: total 5
arbysgaming38: it works the same way bolas's citadel does
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Kentosaurus: @fcloud hopefully a bamf as well
shiningelbow: 5 life to kill a pigeon
TehAmelie: hmm there's 39 Spider-Man cards, i bet there'll be 35 Wolverines
Diabore: yeah bolas' citadel is messed up
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
aceviru: We're all used to 2015 magic
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
LoadingReadyRun: Venom eating a pigeon seems appropriate
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Dromos_GHG: there's at least 1 creature type mutant in this set so X-Men set has to be coming, if you needed more evidence
Diabore: 3 even, tombstone discounts
fcloud: Five Life: Definitely More Than One
BrowneePointz: if Kathleen untapped and wrathed id laugh so hard I’d pass out
Chesul: Beetle only costs 3, right?
SeismicLawns: bolas's citadel is still good
Diabore: @Chesul yeah because tombstone
Bugberry: Getting it down early and not having many lands on the top.
johnnylongtorso: are there any wraths in this set?
samwiser_: That's exactly how I thought gwenom was gonna play like.
BrowneePointz: there’s villainous wrath in black
Diabore: @johnnylongtorso i think i only saw 1 actual wrath
BrowneePointz: and Sandman has an infest
SoylentDoener: what if bolas citadel had lifelink for some reason
BrowneePointz: but it’s also in the color of reanimation
BrowneePointz: but it’s really bad against karakas
Diabore: its not even tinkerable
BrowneePointz: unplayabley bad against karakas
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: I was wondering why they limited her to one a turn and then I remembered Lorwyn is next year
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Was Mary Jane a fan of spiders *before* Spider-Man?
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BrowneePointz: congrats on Octobot for passing their Citizenship test
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Spades_Slicc: reverse soul sister?
sallomon33: oof
sallomon33: James moment
LRRbot: Web-Warriors [4{G/W}] | Creature — Spider Hero [4/3] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
BrowneePointz: yay I beat Paul to the Joke for once!
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LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
pittttz: how dfæccck these lands are tappd
aceviru: Nelly is popping off
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
aceviru: The pigeon was no match
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Web-Warriors [4{G/W}] | Creature — Spider Hero [4/3] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: Look Paul I’m usually on mobile watching on TV, I can only joke at the speed of thumbs
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Sarah_Serinde: I think about shrieking frequently
Manitu_25: umm obligatory: acab. please don't shoot lol
Serpens77: Shriek, not to be confused with Scream
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
ContingentCat: I woke up thinking about shrieking a few times this week
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Dromos_GHG: got to the choppa'!
Xavbull: Morb
sallomon33: it's MORBIN time
RatherLargeToad: It is not, in fact Morbin Time
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
Xavbull: Uh oh!
SoylentDoener: it always is time to morb
singinnonsense: nope
bosqueofpines: Not a villain
Desdae: Not a villain
dumbo3k: not a villain
LoadingReadyRun: Morbin time has been cancelled
Diabore:

Bugberry: just an antihero
Molator: game loss
Diabore: thats a villain
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creatu…
Kevin Babb: Flavor Win, that’s Tombstone returning his daughter from the graveyard
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
TehAmelie: never seen a hero referred to as "remorseless"
LoadingReadyRun: For liability purposes, Gwenom is not represented by the Villain Union
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
ContingentCat: gesutheit
Diabore: thwip it real good
Kentosaurus: that's my secret: I'm always morbin'
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TehAmelie: a powerful news helicopter
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: such disrespect to the beetle
Diabore: thats magic
Oxdans: sleeveless makes it harder to shuffle, clumps are easier to happen
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: That’s X-Com, er MtG!
OldUncleDan: Kathleen fell victim to the Shuffler!!!!!!!
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Mattmitchell45: World's Most Alive Parent
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm waiting for Ben to win "World's greatest dad"
Diabore: the winner of the tournament inherits the "Uncle Ben" title
KeytarCat: Ben is a wonderful dad, just not to any humans
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Mindfire13: World's Greatest Dad (Ben wins)
TehAmelie: Ben has to win to be promoted from Uncle so he'll live
Mazrae: If Ben loses do we say we lost uncle Ben?
Diabore: ben is the last hero in the running
sallomon33: it's pretty late for me so I will have to go and will likely see who ends up being the champion on the vod. Bye everyone!
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TehAmelie: hmm if i go to bed now i may wake up in time to go to the optometrist tomorrow rather than monday. but this is so much fun
GredGredmansson: i've missed a bunch what round are we on?
StageMgrRob: @serramarkov @serramarkov Thank you.
GredGredmansson: last i was here it was round 2
TehAmelie: it's got to be round 6. the semifinal
r10pez10: hello chat has the stream been guaranteed spider-free
Diabore: yeah last round of pod 2 to see who faces g in the finals
TehAmelie: hiya!
MoipaZ: Yo, we're still going!
MoipaZ: What's going on now?
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): Spiderman
MoipaZ: Is there a link to the current bracket?
Mazrae: They should of gotten Hop, skip and Jump to be guest judges
GredGredmansson: but I just GOT BACK HERE
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Solo_Support: Clap good stream
Mindfire13: We'll see who wins the "Best Beard in LRR" award
Larkonus: New cards! New spiders men!
kumatsu: that new Spiderman smell
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
TehAmelie: @kumatsu things Norman Osborn says in the cloning lab
GredGredmansson: mayday mayday
Dromos_GHG: reading the card explians the card
Serpens77: aka "M2" universe
HedgehogKnight: What's he going to do? Wear a paper bag?
Diabore: lets see if ben can overcome the villains again
Serpens77: there's been like a half dozen "Spider-Womans" lol
theamc2000: Spider woman took trademark stuff
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
GredGredmansson: @Serpens77 and I think all of them are in this set
Fruan: If the Through the Omenpath's verson of Hot Dog cart isn't exactly the same cart with art for the 6th District of Ravnica, I'm going to riot
PipeSmokingOwl: i go to brooklyn for pizza or a party occasionally..im basically brooklysh
vinewood_og: Brooklish 99!
Serpens77: @GredGredmansson I think there's one that isn't? The villain one, Charlotte Witter
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Building | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Smear Campaign — {1}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
BusTed: He's a menace!
TehAmelie: probably like 20 Spider-Men, 6 Spider-Women and one clone who wasn't really sure of themselves
GredGredmansson: @Serpens77 or maybe not the one who's literally a clone of Peter
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
ContingentCat: and it demands you get it pictures of spider man!
GredGredmansson: Suspect
Diabore: suspect
Bugberry: Suspect
Serpens77: @GredGredmansson yeah, that's the Ultimate universe Jessica Drew
GredGredmansson: Hello Bolas's Citadel
Bugberry: JJ actually Suspects something.
Diabore: bolas' citadel
ReachW: Bolas' CityGal
chaostreader: ‘have to’ as opposed to ‘get to’ is a real choice of words.
Diabore: having a fun time and nelly drops a bomb on ben
GredGredmansson: speaking of J Jonah Jameson, here's his kid
Dromos_GHG: John Jameson
TehAmelie: that's no random citizen, it's John Jameson, famous astronaut and werewolf
DoomCountDown: good ol bolos citadel that you can reanimate
GredGredmansson: before the accident
samwiser_: @reachw that's great, we are using that.
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Bugberry: He's the guy MJ almost married in Spider-man 2.
RatherLargeToad: Pond Prophet…IN SPACE!
DarkMorford: Chopper Four!
Diabore: the helicopter definitely covering the astronaut and not spider man
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
kumatsu: Ben got an extra damage there
Sarah: Luckily Graham had that answer ready
Sarah: I don't think they've posted the bracket anywhere
Sarah: But G won his pod so he'll be facing the winner of this pod
MoipaZ: Got it, cool. Thanks Sarah!
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefie…
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Building | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Smear Campaign — {1}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
MoipaZ: Gotta say, I haven't looked much at the spoilers for this set, but I'm liking it the more I see
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
GredGredmansson: Bolas's Citadel baybee
GredGredmansson:

dumbo3k: you accidentally -5'd Ben, instead of -4'd
LoadingReadyRun: I want to see JJ's smear campaign on other, non-spider-Man mtg legendaries. "Ulamog is a menace!" "Yes, we know"
Diabore: chats not yelling so...
imweasel09: so many of the spiderman cards are funny if you imagine them being about ulamog instead of spiderman
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun as long as they aren't wearing a mask JJJ is totally cool with them
theamc2000: Jameson is an x men supporter
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm yelling. You just can't hear me
gualdhar: Adam busts down the wall like the Kool-aid man
DrLigmaPhD: @GredGredmansson They can even keep their identities secret if they'
ReachW: taking notes
DrLigmaPhD: re only acting in selfe defense
Diabore: karakas eats its lunch and throws it down the stairs
Mattmitchell45: @LoadingReadyRun Daily Bugle Op Ed about why people should respect Goddess Ula more
GredGredmansson: thems the blocks
NotCainNorAbel: live in the now
RatherLargeToad: The Cancel in this set is wild
imweasel09: I cast secret identity on ulamog the ceaseless hunger, JJJ has to figure out why this 1/1 human is exiling 20 cards
GreatGodOm: Is there going to be a LRR delegation at Amsterdam next year?
Juliamon: Ask that again *next* year
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LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
DiscordianTokkan: Morbin OUT
Diabore: hes morbin!
DrLigmaPhD: morbin time!
GredGredmansson: OH BOY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME
BillTheCat: it's morbin time!
ReachW: It's Morbin' time!
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
notpsion: i was busy that weekend
SoylentDoener: bonus sheet,but every card is morbius
RatherLargeToad: Sadly no Spiderman, Emissary of Hell
Mattmitchell45: @notpsion hahaha
ReachW: Sony really should ride on the success of this set and re-release Morbius.
Kentosaurus: all of the flopped movie characters have made it into the set: morbius, madame web, and kraven
ContingentCat:

Dog_of_Myth: Dang
SoylentDoener:

Larkonus: Fired, the shots have been.
KeytarCat: Who IS Morbius?
Diabore: surely sony can rerelease morbius again, ill totally go see it, right chat
GredGredmansson: morbius is morbius
WiJohn: @KeytarCat Dude who likes to morb
Bruceski: People were talking about Moebius on the bonus sheet, an iconic artist.
kumatsu: @KeytarCat A scientist who was trying to create a new surgery who accidentally made himself a vampire instead, anti-hero
Kevin M Coran: I'm watching the vod and jumped here to say Ben was thinking of Wonder bug if it hadn't been said
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
The Smirking Bear Studio: will LRR also be doing commander Spiderman builds by chance ?
MoipaZ: This is a good game!
notpsion: it was the best change petition
Spades_Slicc: Is Morbius big in Spider-Man comics?
Diabore: so it bombed, then it bombed harder
vinewood_og: Tone Def Comedy Jam
Bugberry: any publicity is good publicity
GredGredmansson: The joke is that you make make up whatever you want to happen in the movie, and because no one actually saw it no one can prove you wrong.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know the guy who made that tweet
Mattmitchell45: Also for a week, Twitch was full of Morbius streams
Skye_Stryke: The bonus sheet comment was asking about the Artist Moebius if we're thinking of the same comment since I don't think there's any Morning on there .
GredGredmansson: @Skye_Stryke ok i checked their art was used for Ponder
MrAyeAxe: it's hard to find good goons these days
Tiber727: Or they thought they could turn bad publicity into ironic publicity, then it turns out people were only interested in the joke not the thing that created the joke.
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
kumatsu: wait we got MOEBIUS art?????
Bugberry: But not a Spider or Hero or Human
LRRbot: Multiversal Passage | Land | As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / This land is the chosen type.
Diabore: and it doesnt citadel anymore
Larkonus: Gwezzard?
Veraphage:
lizard
KeytarCat: Oh that ponder is sick
Dog_of_Myth: @kumatsu Ponder on the bonus sheet
TehAmelie: Moebus did a few Marvel comics so
SoylentDoener: now a liznerd
Tiber727: @MrAyeAxe You'd think it'd be easier with so many people gooning these days.
GredGredmansson: robomorb
imweasel09: need those elk overlays someone made when oko was everywhere, except it's a lizard instead of an elk
GredGredmansson: that's not a tail, that's Venom's tongue
GredGredmansson: MORB LETHAL
Diabore: t4 gwenom
goosevonkaiser: for ben the morb tolls
RatherLargeToad: Morbed all over em
GredGredmansson: The Enforcers
GredGredmansson: (those are their actual names)
GredGredmansson: They are the group known as "The Enforcers"
GredGredmansson: they were like in the first 10 or 20 Spider-Man comics
GredGredmansson: no i mean their issue was during that time period
goosevonkaiser: "joke's on you spiderman; i LOVE being called fancy dan!"
RatherLargeToad: goons
millenomi_Aura: I mean it’s accurate
bubba0077: whenever I head "Fancy Dan", I think the DS9 baseball episode
Manitu_25: spooder
Mai_Andra: like Telford E. Porter from the early X-Men comics?
millenomi_Aura: he is among the fanciest of daniels
Larkonus: That card's art is delightfully unsettling.
Manitu_25: that card looks like it could be from duskmourne
SmithKurosaki: Looks like Commander is next weejk
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creatu…
LRRbot: Multiversal Passage | Land | As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / This land is the chosen type.
LoadingReadyRun: indeed we will be playing some Spider-Man Commander next week. That stream will probably not be multistreamed to youtube, though. So come over to our twitch channel to watch
SmithKurosaki: Thanks for the confirm :)
MoipaZ: Dang! Are there timers on these games?
SmithKurosaki: Generally no
Sarah: Well I'm heading off for the evening, have fun with the rest of the stream friends
SmithKurosaki: o7
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad:
if you have 4 of them, then you can play all your four drops for free 
Spades_Slicc: What exactly IS spider manifestation?
BrowneePointz: Sting the Manifestation? Do I sing Fields of Gold at it Graham?
cmdrud87: Photo of Ben next to that
GreatGodOm: More at ten.
Mattmitchell45: Ben, Spiders' Advocate
GredGredmansson: someone told me what that card actually represents but i forget what
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
GredGredmansson: websling an entire helicopter
Kazman20a: a colony of spiders that believes it is peter parker
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: @Kazman20a no that's Spiders-Man, that's different
Spades_Slicc: @Kazman20a Spider manifestation is Spiders-Man?
BrowneePointz: She's Tombstone's Daughter
imweasel09: no spiders-man has their own card
fundabental: hm, isn't blue beetle DC?
imweasel09: spider manifestation is ...the other? i think
GredGredmansson: I thought Beetle was the daughter of another villain named Beetle
SoylentDoener: i thought tamiyo is the current legacy criminal
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: no card for The Other, smh
theamc2000: so glad that the Spider-man character Paul is not in this set
LordShadner: Man-Spider was Spider-Man
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 They couldn't print "Human Asshole" on the typeline
truediamondback: the fact that her flavor text mirrors spider-girl suggests to me she is from a post Peter Parker era
OldUncleDan: He's really fun in the Spider-Verse movie.
Manitu_25: that venom art is siiick
CompleatedPinkie: I think Spider Manifestation is the first (potentially) mono-red creature that can tap for mana that can be used for any purpose.
BrowneePointz: He sucks out loud and it was an Editorial Push to split Peter and MJ
LoadingReadyRun:

cmdrud87: @LoadingReadyRun , so, is there a card of Japanese Spider-Man?
Bugberry: only says goodbye
BrowneePointz: he's from an alternate universe and he SUCKS
Mr_Horrible: "Producer Notes: The Character"
BrowneePointz: I'm a MEGA Spidey Fan
arbysgaming38: and then he and mj were a couple for like way too long
BrowneePointz: and his run in the comics is ...it's rough to read
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
RatherLargeToad: was also a bit of an author self insert as well, for extra creepiness
Mattmitchell45: He and MJ were together in a universe without Peter for like 4 years, right?
GredGredmansson: he's actually decent by the standards of the "everyone sucks" universe but he still REALLY sucks by our standard
Mai_Andra: Somebody paid Paul to rob Peter...
chaostreader: it was also one of those runs where Being Peter is Suffering.
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imweasel09: so paul is poochie
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
adambomb625: @chaostreader isn't that every run
GredGredmansson: the spectactics
Manitu_25: letsgoo ben
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Have you seen "Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man?" Curious on the take from a bigger fan.
RatherLargeToad: Crundle has been declared
BrowneePointz: The new Show? I refuse to watch it after the Peter actor outed himself as a massive jackass
Diabore: the heros strike back
lamina5432: hmm seems the formats pretty punchy
GredGredmansson: dies to doom- wait
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Fair.
BrowneePointz: You don't get to play Peter fuckin' Peter and say "i'm glad this Spider-Man cartoon we're making isn't Woke"
BrowneePointz: Parker*
millenomi_Aura: does to doom blade
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz "Parker Peters" sounds like the name of a Bizarro Spider-Man
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefie…
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
LRRbot: Spider-Man India [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control…
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch unt…
Exhausted Elox: So is this Eddie Brock Venom from early in his run?
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
The Smirking Bear Studio: the sucky universe ?
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
ectro24: Paul is from the universe where his dad commited mass genocide and he was the only dude left
Smargio: we don't know if everyone else sucks there. comic Paul committed genocide. we still like you lrr paul
ectro24: Paul sucks
ectro24: Lrr paul rocks
SmithKurosaki: I was getting ready to pick up my hammer there ectro :p
The Smirking Bear Studio: lmao
Noneya: What formats will this be playable in?
millenomi_Aura: dies, even
GredGredmansson: @millenomi_Aura gwenom explicitly doesn't
RatherLargeToad: The Adam And Serge Villain mirror was a long throw down
fundabental: parker posey *is* parker peters *in* Parker-Man
BrowneePointz:
no he's Spider-Noir Graham 
BrowneePointz: he's also getting his own Project yea?
Manitu_25: lmao national treasure joke
BrowneePointz: I think he's getting a whole ass Show Graham
Sapphic_Shenanigans: yeah he's getting a live action show soon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nic Cage is getting an ass show?
OldUncleDan: I wish Olivia Octavius was in this set. (I'm assuming she isn't, haven't seen the entire set.
Dromos_GHG: Yeah Noir has a show comin on Amazon
BrowneePointz: She is
imweasel09: spiderverse 2 part 2 is in some kind of development hell right
BrowneePointz: Lady Doc Ock is in the set
RatherLargeToad: @olduncledan I think she is
Despoiler98: My parents dont watch MCU stuff but they watched the spiderverse movies and immediately asked me if Spider-Noir had his own show
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Thank you! You have made this old man happy with that news!
RatherLargeToad:

GredGredmansson: @OldUncleDan there is A Lady Octopus but I don't THINK its Liv, though the design is ambiguous
Bockakoynt: !card lady octopus
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: !card lady octopus inspired inventor
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
imweasel09: I think it's technically not liv because of rights reasons? but there is a lady octopus who is kinda like aether vial for artifacts
OldUncleDan: @GredGredmansson Close enough for me!
millenomi_Aura: There’s nothing from Spider-Verse the movie but they put as much stuff in from the comic as was quoted or reimagined by the movie,
BrowneePointz: It's Liv @GredGredmansson Lady Ock(Carolyn Trainer) has a completely different outfit
millenomi_Aura: and they used the movie’s visual language where possible.
GredGredmansson: Green Goblin Revenant is Harry Goblin
GredGredmansson: BONESAW IS READY
Despoiler98: thats a big mans
aitsu100: a Macho man if you will
Manitu_25: issa big man ting
Bugberry: !card stalking tiger
LRRbot: Stalking Tiger [3G] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
GredGredmansson: i like the joke that this is the "husband" of Bonesaw that made his outfit
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: MAN GWENOM
BrowneePointz: woah woah woah, Crusher Hogan way predates Bonesaw
Manitu_25: it bears repeating, that jesper ejsing art slaps
TehAmelie: Bonesaw is a way better character for the part than Crusher, you have to admit
TehAmelie: so memorable
imweasel09: does it feel weird to anyone else we've been getting big dudes with deathtouch lately? kind of a strange keyword for beefy beaters
LoadingReadyRun: in MtG Prowrestler canonically is bigger then Hill Giant
truediamondback: if the promoter of this wrestling match gets robber then Ben should go into hiding until the chance of a cannon event has passed
GredGredmansson: @imweasel09 good if doubleblocked, ALL the blockers die
RatherLargeToad: oh, those are her arms. thought it was a jet pack
Despoiler98: wwoooooow Silver Sable haven't heard that name in a looooong time
BrowneePointz: She's a Merc from Symkaria
LoadingReadyRun: @RatherLargeToad doing that hardcore superhero landing
BrowneePointz: also her fit in the Insomniac Spider-Mans is sick
TehAmelie: hehe Treblemaker would be a perfect name for a next generaton Shocker
GredGredmansson: @Despoiler98 she's in the recent Playstation Spider-Man games
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
dumbo3k: another Liznerd!
RatherLargeToad: Lizard in the chair
Bugberry: lounging lizard
GredGredmansson: GANKE NO
Despoiler98: more lizards
GredGredmansson: Ganke has become Gecko
BrowneePointz: Fun fact, Silver Sable is from the country DIRECTLY BORDERING Latveria, and she has positive diplomatic relations with Doom
The Smirking Bear Studio: this is the moon base spider verse
ectro24: All of them, standard legal
MoipaZ: Man, I love all the jokes no these streams
MoipaZ: @Noneya Yeah, all the UB sets are going through standard now
Noneya: That's cool. I only play historic and brawl on arena these days but I could create some stuff with these marvel cards
Exhausted Elox: I wonder why they are Robots and not Thopters...
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch unt…
Exhausted Elox: Wonder if they will retcon cards that reference Thopters and Servos to include Robots after this set and EOE...
SmithKurosaki: @Exhausted Elox Which?
The Smirking Bear Studio: spider slayers were robots for the most part . I believe Smithe was at one also a geneticly altered human spider slayer if I remember correctly ?
MoipaZ: @Exhausted Elox Because spider-man, not MTG
MoipaZ: I knew you were treble when you walked in
Exhausted Elox: @SmithKurosaki The tokens that Spidey creates when you exile it from the graveyard.
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
MoipaZ: I mean, Ben didn't cast anything till turn 4...
Despoiler98: @BrowneePointz thats sus as hell
fundabental: i don't suppose there are any wizards in this set?
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: Cold War era stuff
theamc2000: I hope guy in the chair card universe within card has the same name
GredGredmansson: @fundabental there are not
RatherLargeToad: Because it wouldn’t be a country anymore if it had negative diplomatic relations with Doom
GredGredmansson: i don't think ANY of the spellcasting types are in this set
Serpens77: also, the number 1 export from Symkaria that funds the entire country *is* the Wild Pack's mercenary activities
fundabental: sadly we'll have no lizard wizards on the battlefield then
GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad sure it would, it would be Latveria
RatherLargeToad: Mysterio is totally a wizard, though
ExhaustedElox: Will we get more cards that include Robots with Servos and Thopters after this set and EOE?
TehAmelie: he lost all his hacking skills, but on the other hand, lizard
GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad that's just what he WANTS you to think
BrowneePointz: Yea, the Wild Pack is such a successful Mercenary group they fund the entire country's GDP
GredGredmansson: double lizard across the sky
OldUncleDan: What about second Lizard?
serramarkov: Everyone has abilities, even if it's just fertilizing daisies.
DigitalSeahorse:

WiJohn: Li(Lizard)zard
Diabore: the last hope of the heros
ReachW: Lizzer than before.
RatherLargeToad: @gredgredmansson you can totally trust him. he’s got a trustworthy fish bowl
ArdCollider: Symkaria: basically just Blackwater as a nation-state
TehAmelie: King Gizzard and the Lizard Lizard
Dromos_GHG: The Die Is Cast! - Doc Ock
SoylentDoener: not lizzarding time i guess
DigitalSeahorse: 🦎🦎
goosevonkaiser: double lizard all the way
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Winner becomes Spider-Dad
Mattmitchell45: Moonbases' Greatest Dad
truediamondback: uncle Ben couldn’t avoid the cannon
OldUncleDan: Remember, if you ever get Mana Screwed/Flooded it is because the Arena Shuffler is broken/rigged. Doesn't matter the format or context.
LoadingReadyRun: Unfortunately Silver Sable's positive diplomatic relations are probably with a Doombot
BrowneePointz: Haha she has an Annual Dinner with Doom at his castle. Symkaria/Latveria were apparently allied during WW2 and the Cold War
RatherLargeToad: The Doombot was actually a Skrull
BrowneePointz: so they have a history as Eastern Bloc countries doing their best to survive
Dog_of_Myth: To be fair @LoadingReadyRun, not alot of people have positive interactions with a Doombot.
OldUncleDan: So you're saying that the version of Doom that Arcade lit a match off of wasn't the actual Dr. Doom? Only a Doombot?
GredGredmansson: @Dog_of_Myth Gwenpool does pretty sure
GredGredmansson: also i'd like to see what Gwenpool ends up being
BrowneePointz: I almost typed Annoying
BrowneePointz: but her recent comics have gotten better
LoadingReadyRun: from what I understand, literally any time you think you are interacting with doom, there is a 75% chance it is a Doombot
GredGredmansson: she's probably got some weird blink reflecting her manipulation of gutter space
BrowneePointz: Ultron and Doom set up a meeting together
BrowneePointz: surprisingly they actually show up
GredGredmansson: Boros or Izzet Blink
imweasel09: i think she was also the focal point of at least one DLC for insomiac's spiderman
BrowneePointz: their bots are on a roller rink date
GredGredmansson: @imweasel09 she was in the main plot of Insomniac Spidey 1
GredGredmansson: she was hired by Osborn
goosevonkaiser: have we gotten a universe w a J Jonah Gwenison yet?
imweasel09: was that the third act adn not the dlc? it's benn too long since i played that game
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
SmithKurosaki: @MoipaZ I can't tell if bad joke or trying to insult
SmithKurosaki: @Exhausted Elox Ahh okaty
MoipaZ: @SmithKurosaki it was about the comment with "winning the die roll, win the game" When the GW deck doesn't cast until t4, it's hard to win
The Smirking Bear Studio: ben loves to make lizards apparently
Jaime Grijalba: That’s magic baby!
SmithKurosaki: @MoipaZ Valid
William Dublin: The only thing I'm confused with is how come there is no King Pin or Hammerhead card?...
William Dublin: how come*
MoipaZ: Yo, no King Pin is for sure egregious
MoipaZ: Maybe it's because of the daredevil show going on? Couldn't get the rights?
GredGredmansson: @goosevonkaiser i don't want to see Gwen with that mustache
BrowneePointz: Silver Sable? Ye she was hired by Osborn to track down and protect a macguffin and keep peace during a supervillain breakout
Tiber727: @LoadingReadyRun The waveform of whether it's Doom or a Doombot only collapses when you observe who wins.
goosevonkaiser: @GredGredmansson then stay outta my deviantart
BrowneePointz: but she realizes Norman doesn't care and Spidey is right and leaves
BrowneePointz: anyways yall should play the first Insomniac Spidey, it really is an incredible game with an amazing story
GredGredmansson: the second one has Venom
GredGredmansson: the game will make sure you know that
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I hope Spidey can get some sleep
BrowneePointz: the 2nd one is still very good, but is also a bit over ambitious and suffers a bit for it
imweasel09: the miles morales spinoff game is also great
GredGredmansson: i hear the Miles Morales sologame was solid
goosevonkaiser: the first spider-man movie tie in game (sam raimi) had spider-man bowling; when will they bring that back?
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BrowneePointz: yea Spidey is like a 10, Spidey Miles is a 9, and i'd give spidey 2 an 8.5. the minute to minute gameplay is really great as is swapping
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BrowneePointz: but the narrative doesn't juggle Miles and Peter's stories with the meta plot well in spots and gets a bit overmuch
Diabore: villain off
Ranakel: Who's the spidest!
BrowneePointz: I only have one question for the contestants.....how do I shot web?
BrowneePointz: yes i'm referencing 20 year old memes
Ranakel: Gwenom: a little concerning
GredGredmansson: All 39 of them
goosevonkaiser: lol
BrowneePointz: Tom Holland Side Flips onto Set
aitsu100: Tom Hooland is here
lamina5432: jacob spideyman
LoadingReadyRun: The stakes are ever so slightly higher then usual!
SoylentDoener: being worried that it might be indeed morbing time is valid
GasCityGaming: new Kickstarted to teach Tobey Mcguire to play Magic on stream?
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
BrowneePointz: Look, Mysterio is a dork but he has given Pete some LASTING mental and emotional damage
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Diabore: c-c-combo
GredGredmansson: like...an octopus
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goosevonkaiser: is anyone else not getting visual video?
Juliamon: also known as... video?
ReachW: @GredGredmansson wait, you're telling me they thought about this?
v_nome: @goosevonkaiser It's fine here
Juliamon: (try refreshing)
SoylentDoener: the enormous dork is not a card in this set. but it could be
goosevonkaiser: @v_nome ty, i'll keep refreshing
DigitalSeahorse:
messed up?
SmithKurosaki: Possibly rights, possibly didn't fit mechanically
SmithKurosaki: We can't know\
William Dublin: I doubt that has any thing to do with the chaaracters in games
William Dublin: The have Hammerhead in the back of a card but none for him makes no sense
William Dublin: They*
SmithKurosaki: I'
SmithKurosaki: I'm sure they have their reasons :)
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
The Smirking Bear Studio: in graham I trust !
GredGredmansson: oh ok i misread that card
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
GredGredmansson: i thought you put the counter on ANY creature you control, not on the Crowd
goosevonkaiser: "this is new yawk; if you add a colorless mana to one of us, we ALL get a +1/+1 counter!"
GredGredmansson: hey, i'm a spider
BrowneePointz: That's a Genie Whammy
THEreplay436: there's the FM static song too
LithelyUnshod: Oasis
goosevonkaiser: ^
hd_dabnado: i said maaaaybeeeee
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
BrowneePointz: That sounds like a Slur
Mr_Horrible: can't wait to be called that at the beginning of a future Crack-a-Pack
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Chesul: @GredGredmansson it says "on this creature"
goosevonkaiser: "might as well be walking on the sun" oasis, or bnl, probably
DigitalSeahorse: and after all
MagnusVir: I think I got a cream for a car of raging goblinoids
DigitalSeahorse: it was Wonderwaaaaalll
Mr_Horrible: Gary Oldman voice:
GredGredmansson: @Chesul right, why I said "i misread this"
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
SoylentDoener: despite all my rage i am just a goblinoid in a cage
BrowneePointz: She...rage...on my goblin...til I Oid....*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
TehAmelie: Tombstone, such a pushover
Chesul: @GredGredmansson ah, didn't see that one, just saw the one I replied to.
Dog_of_Myth: Shock the Tombstone sounds like a song name....
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
kumatsu: lemme check
GredGredmansson: that sounds right
TehAmelie: literally. in the comics i read his only power is invulnerability. push him over and he's out of the way.
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Natedogg2: If it's not in play, you can't put a counter on it, so you don't get mana. I'm pretty sure that's right.
GredGredmansson: classic "you can't respond in the middle of an ability"
BrowneePointz: It's okay Graham, you should've seen the weird Command Zone rule interactions The Spot makes
kumatsu: There's an intervening if, so you don't get the mana if the creature is gone when it resolves
Tiber727: Pretty sure the ability has to resolve fully.
imweasel09: yeah, it seems worded specifically so that you can't get the mana without at least having to give the counter
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
DigitalSeahorse:
if

GasCityGaming:
Nelly's real power is making opponents flood 
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
The Smirking Bear Studio: so cheering crowd is a group hug card essentially?
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
The Smirking Bear Studio: that crowd card could grow so large potentially in a commander game
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
The Smirking Bear Studio: lol Nelson did crowd control there
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
paulohsbastos: you just got wisecracked
GredGredmansson: "itself can't be equal to its power"
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kumatsu: reminder that Magic cards are not written English, they are a programming language that very closely resembles English
imweasel09: that's really weird considering cut propulsion from EOE was worded Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.
Goldensaber22: english language is not programmer language, so my brain is sad about this
LoadingReadyRun: Death by wisecrack it shall be!
BrowneePointz: I LOVE that got the ONE card showcasing Grizzly on it
imweasel09: and that was literally the last set
BrowneePointz: that Graham got*
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
vinewood_og: Legally distinct beetle
Ranakel: "I'm da-ba-dee-da-ba-done with you!"
goosevonkaiser: rabble! rabble! harumph!
GredGredmansson: "Fireball deals damage divided among any number of targets equal to X."
whitefirecomix: trying to fight Dave Spokesman as he makes jokes at your expense
DigitalSeahorse: would make more sense to me if they just put an equation on it instead of words with it
paulohsbastos:
the humans in this set 
v_nome: Is Blue Beetle DC?
imweasel09: !card cut propulsion
LRRbot: Cut Propulsion [2R] | Instant | Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.
paulohsbastos: I mean, non-superpowered humans
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
bubba0077: someone in templating bussed up
DigitalSeahorse: sometimes I think they word things weirdly to confuse the noobs
GredGredmansson: or they just have different dev teams
GreatGodOm: How can it be called school daze? You can't return an island instead of paying it's mana cost.
paulohsbastos:

theamc2000: pecan pie
GredGredmansson: Venture Brothers taught me its "Spana KOPE ita"
paulohsbastos: you will mispronounce it. you will...
gualdhar: Gyro is the same way, syrians and greeks say it differently
BusTed:
@GredGredmansson 
adept_nekomancer: Stumbled into an age-old spanakonflict
DigitalSeahorse: I love well formed sentences
BrowneePointz: Him who cured Kraven's Curse
BrowneePointz: also this card seems REAL pushed
Ukon_Cairns: maybe if they word the cards differently every time they think they can actually force us to read the cards.
BrowneePointz: Conflikopita
ContingentCat: this is now a crapshoot
GredGredmansson: when spider-man isn't on screen, everyone should be asking "where's spider-man"
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Building | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Smear Campaign — {1}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: a Conflict Spanakopita is a Painakopita
singinnonsense: very narrow card
Diabore: gwenom gonna deadom
truediamondback: a globe spana-conflict-a
Diabore: who won game 1 again? the overlay isnt pipped
goosevonkaiser: nelly might have an 18 cost instant on the top rn
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: well he's an amorphous species
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
TrashWifi: Any issues with this set being drafted by 8 players ? Heard it would be with the low card count
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Building | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Smear Campaign — {1}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
TrashWifi: Drafting it on prerelease at home. Wondering whether 8 players would cause much issue
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: so...probably not?
BrowneePointz: the Klyntar are strange
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what if it's only a human thing
DigitalSeahorse: if they're like me they bite their own lips every time they chew
Spades_Slicc: tongue simply becomes the teeth biting it
BrowneePointz: the Tongue becomes the teeth biting it is perfect cosmic horror for the klyntar
vinewood_og:

vinopinguino: But is he aMORBIUS?
singinnonsense: or he does it a lot but I don't feel like he would care
vinopinguino: I'll see myself out...
Solo_Support: bro that's just new york
GreatGodOm: Alternative deck name for Graham: Though this be mayhem, yet there's discard in't.
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
TehAmelie: we had a giant S:t Bernard who was able to wolf down any leftovers put in his bowl in seconds while filtering out any peas. i bet dogs bite themselves less than we do
Solo_Support: D: THE HOT DOG CART
GredGredmansson: Yes.
Diabore: until end of turn
theamc2000: a spider verse character
BrowneePointz: She's new!
Diabore: wait say go?
RathmoreTV: Graham still got this
BrowneePointz: She has EDS and uses her Crutches for mobility and Combat!
LithelyUnshod: She had Ehlers Danlos
Diabore: nelly you still had the citadel ability after you played the searcher
GredGredmansson: all i know about Sun Spider is that they're handicapped, and carry a folded up wheelchair
goosevonkaiser: was robotics mastery nelly's pick 1 and pick 9 he was worried about?
vinopinguino: Are they all going out for hot dogs after this?
ContingentCat: cool, yay disability representation
GredGredmansson: don't worry Graham I've done that before
ContingentCat: gasp
Dog_of_Myth:

goosevonkaiser: cam, what have you done
SeismicLawns: cam realizing the world he could have chosen
Diabore: i miss when the booster arts were different
vinopinguino: I always trade packs. So fun
Diabore: yeah it was well before the 6 sets that they stopped doing multiple wrapper arts
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Bugberry: I imagine it's just to make it easier to recognize the set at a glance
Dog_of_Myth: Good joke streamer
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BronzePanda: Magic: The Gathering
paulohsbastos: Final Spider Avatar
paulohsbastos: Spider Avatar Fantasy
Mindfire13: I think they stopped doing that when they added set boosters, to give each booster type a different image
SeismicLawns: Ava-tar, Ava-tar, set after this one is ava-tar
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
ReachW: Don't different booster types get different art? I thought that was why they made the change to single art.
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
OVERKiLL!: plus, the low rarity legends make for awkward choices .
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
gogt200: That's Charlotte Webber! She is queer and has EDS! You can see her crutches and wheelchair!
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
gogt200: It is because there are multiple kinds of packs now so it makes it a little more clear which you're getting. They do a good job of differentiating anyway though.
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
gogt200: Made more sense when we had Set Boosters though.
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
TehAmelie: the real hero here is whoever managed to put the cat in a suit
paulohsbastos: bro your skin is grey
GredGredmansson: is that Spider-Man The Cat from the Insomniac games
ContingentCat: I believe they used a lot of drugs
theamc2000: unstable molecules
LoadingReadyRun: Does Masked Meower come from a intelligent animal dimension? Or are they a normal cat with spider powers?
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun pretty sure normal cat
arbysgaming38: i love that tombstone is a gray ogre
GredGredmansson: Intelligent Animal Dimension is Spider-Ham
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
TehAmelie: isn't that Legally Distinct Looney Tunesverse?
GredGredmansson: yeah basically
theamc2000: the dc intelligent animal dimension has the Superman equivalent being Captain Carrot
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
RatherLargeToad: Doc Oc is great at shifting the blame
GredGredmansson: "I mean he has the most arms, it makes the most sense"
BrowneePointz: Mr Negative's Gang!
GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 I thought Carrot and his dimension was mostly their own things rather than being parodies of the main DC heroes
circusofkirkus: Inners Demons Gangsters
goosevonkaiser: lol
Toxxick: I continue to be a big Throg fan as far as animal super heros go
circusofkirkus: I assume it's like Attorneys General
theamc2000: @gredgredmansson they are. but there captain carrot has been used as a Superman analogue
GredGredmansson: Inners Demon Gangster - Skwisgaar
paulohsbastos: R&D really said "black is the color of evil" and dipped
GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 well in the sense that he's the "main" one and has your classic flying brick style of superpowers
SoylentDoener: the wilds evolves into a cityscape
BrowneePointz: Also the biggest failure of this set is not doing a Negative filter alt art of Mr Negative
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
niccus: white border mr negative
Mattmitchell45: "I suffer from Hotdog Cart" "Hotdog Cart?" "Hotdog Cart"
ReachW: oh the value
paulohsbastos: ooh, banana!
goosevonkaiser: SHOCKERRRR
BrowneePointz: Question Graham, did you play the Insomniac Spider-Man?
GredGredmansson: shocker got tired of coc ock
RatherLargeToad: The sinister 2 putting in work
GredGredmansson: Shocker was a member of the Superior Foes as well wasn't he?
Toxxick: Tbf, thats very on brand for shocker
theamc2000: a lot of people are proactive
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
Mr_Bitterness: God Superior Foes was great
imweasel09: they don't do much unconditional first strike anymore because it's so much better on blockers than it is on attackers
Diabore: feels like at least one more
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long…
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target cre…
SmithKurosaki: I dont really get why theres draft and set boosters myself
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
paulohsbastos: nah bro
GredGredmansson: !card Superior Foes of Spider-Man
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
paulohsbastos: that's just wrong
GredGredmansson: that card does exist
RatherLargeToad: That’s self-cannibalism
ElektroTal: question for graham and nelly- if you were warped into the spiderverse and had to inhabit the body of one of the characters in your deck, who would it be
Spades_Slicc: !card spider manif
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mattmitchell45: If what?
Spades_Slicc: If man
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
GredGredmansson: spider car, spider car
Toxxick: That goes up walls apparently
Dog_of_Myth: Yes, I did
Serpens77: Spider Buggy!
theamc2000: yeah I bought the toys
Serpens77: it drives up walls!
ContingentCat: In new york?
RatherLargeToad: Nothing better than a Spider Island holiday
GredGredmansson: why the hell is a spider car
Dromos_GHG: he parks it on the wall
Natedogg2: Just park it on a building. Then you don't pay for parking.
ContingentCat: @Serpens77 that explains parking
Serpens77: @ContingentCat exactly!
paulohsbastos: I mean his name is not Peter Walker
brilliantScoundrel: Despite the fact that Peter Parker never learned how to drive (or at least didn't get his license)
TehAmelie: i think in kayfabe he actually got it in some sponsorship deal
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
nyc_mtg: spiderman thats not what we meant by alternate side parking
Uniclonus: It was publicity thing from an in-universe ad agency
Fruan: If it's any consolation, Peter hated the Spider-Mobile too, and it eventually ended up in the East River.
Cyborg_Huey: "No one in New York drove, too much traffic."
Dog_of_Myth: Spider-man has a car because Thanos has a helicopter.
BrowneePointz: well it mentions Johnny
adept_nekomancer: He's Peter Parker, not Peter Driver.
Serpens77: it was, literally, *IN UNIVERSE*, product placement! A company paid Spider-Man to use it
BrowneePointz: so that might be a loaner f rom the F4
ReachW: Spider Tow-Truck is coming for you, Parker.
paulohsbastos: I mean his name is not Peter Biker
BrowneePointz: Cuz that doesn't look like his Parker Industries flying car
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
fcloud:
thanos has a helicopter? is that what they call a Thopter? 
Serpens77: the Spider-Man from the Cars style universe is "Peter Parked-Car"
Uniclonus: @fcloud It's typically called The Thanoscopter
aerohydra: i have a bmw, its the worst feature
aerohydra: its a weight sensor
vinopinguino: Lmao
62MGcobra: in to the sea
vinopinguino: They should eject BMWs with a big spring looney tunes style from the ferry
cmdrud87: I think the alarms work on procimity, btw
Phailhammer: "And additionally, can we *please* get Karen back into isolation?"
RatherLargeToad: Will everyone else come to deck 4 and key this BMW
paulohsbastos: I love Cameron so much, man
Phailhammer:

Scy_Anide: People don't read signs
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the only time I've ever seen a BMW use a turn signal was to run a red light
Tiber727: They put it in the agreement that if your alarm goes off, you have 2 minutes to turn it off or pay $100 fee.
Scy_Anide: (Literally actually. Once people are accustomed to signs they stop reading them)
aerohydra: its a weird thing to turnoff, not straight forward
RatherLargeToad: we will drop a crate of angry weasels on your car
Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
ContingentCat: yuup
vinewood_og: o7
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Zachary Barbanell: oh hey
Zachary Barbanell: I caught up to live
Zachary Barbanell: I didn't think that was gonna happen before the stream ended
SmithKurosaki: Congrats
SmithKurosaki: Enjoy the stream?
Zachary Barbanell: yeah
Zachary Barbanell: I guess I could switch over to twitch at this point but I've made it this far
The Smirking Bear Studio: achievement completed Zach
goosevonkaiser: some men just want to see the pastries burn
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Juliamon: "huh, I wonder who that's for"
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
adept_nekomancer: If the sign is there, someone else has already done the science, you don't need to repeat it.
Mr_Horrible: "Suspiciously insistent that I don't toast this croissant... what are you trying to hide, sign?"
ContingentCat: relatedly I like to think about the struggles they have in parks due to the overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest tourist
GredGredmansson: graham takes 2
Scy_Anide: I would toast a shit croissant
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
saucemaster5000: toasting a crossaint is up there with taking the cheese and sauce off a pizza to eat the bread
Phailhammer: I work in IT support. We have a laminated sheet that outlines the password reset procedures. I regularly get people asking what to do at the first prompt, or attempting to put their name in the password. The sheet addresses both of these items.
Scy_Anide: Like a grocery store mush croissant
RatherLargeToad: similarly to signs, I work on UIs and we made the decision to stop using check boxes because people will just check them without reading them no matter what they are
Tiber727: I will destroy 100 toasters before I sacrifice my God-given right to warm pastries!
paulohsbastos: oh no
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
goombalax: @RatherLargeToad I mean if you're trying to get people to sign up for the newsletter
Scy_Anide: @Phailhammer We have transfer stations at work so that users can transfer their data. 90% of the time they ask a question and I will point to the sheet, write what it says, and press enter.
Diabore: this crook has had a journey
nyc_mtg: lmfao
Diabore:

Solo_Support: um
Mr_Horrible: oh my
goosevonkaiser: judge?
paulohsbastos: damn villains
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
vinopinguino: It's about family...
RatherLargeToad: Bombardment!
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fcloud: that's why it's so powerful
singinnonsense: tombstone used the crook's stolen money to get them out of jail
GredGredmansson: reminder we'll see all the UW versions on monday
Murderface9797:
suck it, reading 
paulohsbastos: graveyard recursion is so busted T_T
RatherLargeToad: hopefully the rest of them are better than the ones they’ve shown so far
couchboyj: Can you imagine ignoring timing rules? That'd be Madness!
goosevonkaiser: @couchboyj Clap
vinopinguino: HUH
BusTed: 🤔
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Dog_of_Myth: wow
DiscordianTokkan: lol
GasCityGaming: Good
lamina5432: aw
vinopinguino: Lol I'd cry too tbh
goosevonkaiser: lmao
saucemaster5000: "he's done this every night for a week"
Mr_Bitterness: Why has Cam been around so many toaster fires.
fcloud: yes nelson exactly
goombalax: I think the fire went out a long time ago
ContingentCat: one day she'll tell a divorce lawyer that story
adept_nekomancer: Or if the fire doesn't go out I guess.
Dromos_GHG: until the other fire goes out
GredGredmansson: "They said I shouldn't drink the water, so I made tea out of it, and my family STILL got sick."
vinewood_og: The fire may be extinguished, but the suffering endures.
fcloud: nice one goomba
Kentosaurus: @Mr_Bitterness asking the real questions
OldUncleDan: But Sesame Seed Bagels are only a top bagel when toasted! They're kinda mid otherwise!
GredGredmansson: he can discard one to the cat
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters …
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} les…
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
paulohsbastos: tea
BrowneePointz: Graham getting to make puns on a card showing off Grizzly is just too perfect
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Mattmitchell45: Gwenom always appears right after Wishcrack
Diabore: gwenom attacked once this match, and that was one more time than graham liked
Gekyouryuu: Gwen's symbiote is synthetic, iirc
Toxxick: The Symbiotes have a lot of infighting
RatherLargeToad: Auto-Symbiotic Asphyxiation
Solo_Support: plain bagel?
Mr_Bitterness: She goes to get a bagel and burn it in a toaster?
Ranakel: Sephiroth's Interraction is now this card's nickname for me
adept_nekomancer: Went to get a bagel, died in a tragic bagel fire
ContingentCat: is going to get a bagel the new york going out for milk?
GredGredmansson: "What do you want to eat?" "THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT" "A bagel." "NOOOOO" "Two bagel."
Kentosaurus: tragic bagel "accident"
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Scy_Anide: @ContingentCat It's more like going out for coffee
fcloud: Gwenom, Remorseless Bagel-Hunter
Solo_Support: I don't think loki is in this set?
Murderface9797: don't make me tap the sign
DigitalSeahorse:

Toxxick: Isnt she technically Ghost-Spider? Or have they moved away from that name
GredGredmansson: i see the Nom have is still getting that bagel
paulohsbastos: there should be a Dubious Delicacy functional reprint as a Hot Dog
GredGredmansson: @Toxxick she is: the DFC version of Gwen Stacy has Ghost-Spider on the back
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Scy_Anide: One of my coworkers was very upset cuz her local bagel shop closed
hd_dabnado: @Scy_Anide was it a bodega?
GredGredmansson: isn't spider byte like a computer program or a person stuck in a computer or something
Scy_Anide: I was pretty surprised as that place was extremely popular. I think it was some dispute between the guy who ran the shop and the people who owned the building and the guy decided to just retire.
Toxxick: @GredGredmansson So is it a Shazam/Captain Marvel situation where both are technically correct?
Scy_Anide: It was a walk-up bagel shop that was just a window
Murderface9797: @GredGredmansson spider tron ?
GredGredmansson: @Toxxick i think so? i don't know the full details
brilliantScoundrel: It's an efficient use of JOE'S money. Funding the spider slayers
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
Scy_Anide: But it often had a line that ran to the end of the block and wrapped back to the storefront.
brilliantScoundrel: JJJ'S money, not JOE
paulohsbastos: not the 10 removals
Mr_Horrible: okay I suppost that *sorta* counts as The Other
GredGredmansson: only like 7 have reach built in
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
goosevonkaiser: john bugle building, of the rock/roll band they might be spiders
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
fcloud: spider-man hates goblin-man, they have a fight, spider-man wins, spider-man
OldUncleDan: I can't remember. Are Villains Outlaws?
GredGredmansson: no
OldUncleDan: Sad.
OVERKiLL!: all tied up in the finals
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time a…
OVERKiLL!: Nelly lookin to be the Spider Champ
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
OVERKiLL!: Nelly does love himself a giant spider tho
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
paulohsbastos: boooooooo, I wanted Graham to win
imweasel09: this format seems like it's really bad to be behind on board
arbysgaming38: villains not being outlaws may just be the biggest flavor fail in the history of magic
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: @arbysgaming38 many villains are explicitly INSIDE the law
goosevonkaiser: ^
Dog_of_Myth:

dumbo3k: Nelly is now the Spider-Dad!
GredGredmansson: magic!
RatherLargeToad: Nelson is now officially the SpidLRR-Man
Bionull: As grand champion Nelson gets a radioactive spider bite! Yay!
fcloud: that's why god made lawful evil
paulohsbastos: sure
goosevonkaiser: ggs
Mr_Horrible: proud of you, Nelly
paulohsbastos: whatever
Diabore: cam his name is nelly, not victor
Kentosaurus: spectacular
BusTed:

Scy_Anide:

GredGredmansson:

BrowneePointz: it looks like jack kirby
Scy_Anide: It always reminds me of Nightmare on Elm Street
Serpens77:

Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed:

GredGredmansson: see I'm reminded of Linus
goosevonkaiser: lmaoo
ReachW:

Ranakel: I mean, it's VERY good
Mr_Horrible: that's pretty good
whitefirecomix: get that man a hat!
Fruan: Get that man a bat!
Mr_Horrible: PK Failure
CaptainSpam: It works!
laikagoat:

protojman: PK LIE DOWN
fcloud: yeah i went to peanuts first, but earthbound is better
Scy_Anide: Nelly Krueger here to crush it
BusTed:
@protojman 
fcloud: or slice it, as the case may be
Orxolon: thanks for the day!it was awesome
RealGamerCow: !patreon
paulohsbastos:

Diabore: great stream, time to spend the rest of the night watching the seemless co op ds3 from the subathon
Hrrisn: thanks for the stream, guys!
fcloud: i mean if they didnt have accessories, it could hardly be a KINGDOM, now could it
fcloud: a duchy at best
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
OldUncleDan: As opposed to Brooke Shields.
ContingentCat: gloves can solve thaat
Spades_Slicc: LRRMTG2099 does nothing . . . yet
Mr_Horrible:

fcloud: if you don't like it when dragons touch your cards, well, nobody can help you there. they're scary
Orxolon: oi
whitefirecomix: Nelly Smash
Dog_of_Myth:

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ContingentCat:
thanks everyone 
lamina5432: paul thrashed adam earlier he's probably good
Bugberry: here we are in the future and it's bright!
Hrrisn: pider man
paulohsbastos: good one, Nelson
Orxolon: is this set gonna release commander decks?
BrowneePointz: I hope one of yall makes Mr Negative or Spot Blink
GredGredmansson: @Orxolon no
Natedogg2: There are no commander decks with this set.
Dog_of_Myth: @Orxolon No
BrowneePointz: do some Orzhov shenannies
Orxolon: ok
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
SmithKurosaki: Can G recover?
Matt: wow I made it to a stream! <3
SmithKurosaki: welcome in
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end…
SmithKurosaki: gg nelly
Matt: Oh no did I show up at the end of the stream?! RIP
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
SmithKurosaki: !patreon
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
SmithKurosaki: That should fire eventually :p
EPGelion: Thanks, team!
Greg Allen: good games all
aceviru: <3
laikagoat: Woo
RatherLargeToad: No more commander decks for the rest of the year
ContingentCat:

lamina5432: on my coast
Pharmacistjudge: that i will head judge!
Dog_of_Myth: Signed up for a chaos draft
imweasel09: brave to travel to the US at the moment
BrowneePointz: You better have some Southern style Sweet Tea!
tehfewl: I will be there!
BrowneePointz: and I'm not even FROM the South
Mr_Bitterness: Everyone traveling and attending, enjoy!
ContingentCat: oh nooo
BrowneePointz: uh...bad but not the worst
Underachiever28: wedding that weekend. I can’t make it
Orxolon: yeeeeyyyy more G Vlogs!
laikagoat: Its okay at the moment
vinewood_og: Put deodorant in your eyes
NarfBlinko: @RatherLargeToad did they officially say none fir Avatar?
klangaddin: it has been very mild the past 2 weeks
laikagoat: Yea
Mattmitchell45: Get some shrimp
Dog_of_Myth: Atlanta is nice
imweasel09: the coca cola botteling plant has tours you can take in atlanta
RatherLargeToad: @narfblinko yup, no commander decks for Avatar. They are doing a Jumpstart set instead of
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Mr_Bitterness: @NarfBlinko Correct, no commander decks for Avatar either
tehfewl: while in Atlanta, remember: Pepsi is NOT okay.
Diabore: so hype for monday night
NarfBlinko:

fcloud:
is E33 really a rhythm game? 
Dog_of_Myth: Oh for anyone going to Atlanta and you have free time, check out the Georgia Aquarium it's very cool.
Mr_Horrible: the thing you do with sushi, yes
Diabore: thats a whole lot of imagery
BusTed:

Diabore: SO EXCITE
Mattmitchell45: They got Whale Sharks at the Atlanta Aquarium
laikagoat: The Aquarium is also a very short walk from the Con
Mr_Bitterness: It took my brain a second. "Graham's going to be sending codes? That's weird."
Diabore: love playing pubg with the gang
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ContingentCat: yuup
fcloud: "Goblin Sushi", the videogame that sounds like a deck archetype
DigitalSeahorse: I've eaten in Georgia, it's much like the food in Alabama, both good eating if you have to be there
Spades_Slicc: ADS = Always Die Screaming
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Gym Leader Challenge I believe
Mazrae: I still need to watch the last 2 good morning moonbase vods
Mr_Horrible: *he* picked it!
Dog_of_Myth: They both liked it
lamina5432: it was good
ContingentCat: He wasn't bothered by it when they were playing it last week
Juliamon: He thought it would be bad, but it wasn't!
NotCainNorAbel: I think he gets paid for it
Mr_Horrible: think of it as exposure therapy
Solo_Support: Dollmare caused me so much anxiety lol
Mr_Horrible: ah, G beat me to it
lamina5432: the dolls actually got both of them
Mr_Horrible: but yeah, we all thought it would be jank, but it's been pretty solid so far
imweasel09: strictly speaking arena will never get spiderman
asddsa28: i cant wite for this
tehfewl: @imweasel09 you forgot the "Um, Actually"
Mr_Horrible: if it's going to *truly* replicate the stardew experience, it needs to get a random surprise update in 15 months
Dog_of_Myth:

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Dog_of_Myth: Nice
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Nathan Robinson: humidity will be terrible
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Nathan Robinson: sweet tea is year round down here bby
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