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So this week's free game of note for Amazon Prime members is the old AD&D Spelljammer game on GOG. And because games of that era were effectively impossible to play without the manual, GOG includes that as an extra download. Just went to queue up the install and download. The game requires 14mb to install. The manual? 154mb. 
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TXC2: also also that game story is really funny TheMerricat
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TXC2: Hi Cori
CaptainSpam: Let's get ready to pinballlllllll
TXC2: Here we GO!
bytecaster: We balling in here?
Bruceski: I cannot be trusted with a box of popsicles. "Oh this'll be a nice treat over the week" I knew it was a lie and still pretended to believe my brain.
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CaptainSpam: That Hosk, always fartin' up the chat.
TXC2: we've cracked he code!
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azureHaights: Incredible use, or incredible drugs?
e_bloc: that's between you all and a diety of your understanding
TXC2: a rock inspired movie, from the 60's, having drugs? shocking
Sarah_Serinde: bad question
bytecaster: I did come here to see some professional gamers play a game
Cptasparagus: News is rough
Sarah_Serinde: nothing happened in the news
thunderbird32: Did you like Honey Don't?
vinewood_og: Nope. Nothing at all. Laughs nervously stocking canned goods.
ratbabyonline: watched the new naked gun, it's great
ArdCollider: I surprised Cam.
thunderbird32: Better or worse than Drive Away Dolls?
Lord_Hosk: Ben and Adam treat us to 90 minutes of podcast, the least you could do is 9
e_bloc: i once saw a production of tommy in the US's oldest theater in Boston. the audio barely worked for the first half before the intermission and the lead wore an incredibly large and distracting dancer's belt
thunderbird32: I liked Drive Away Dolls but felt the last act was a bit wobbly, so I'm hesitant
TXC2: a good episode? finally?
Kentosaurus: Eyeball mvp with that headbutt
Jigokuro: Wow, what an incredibly back handed compliment
wedge_x: stinkfest
ArdCollider: one Alt-J, one Godsmack this week
TXC2: and then on til morning
Lord_Hosk: thats a series of words that someone said
bytecaster: Birthing method? Did it need a Cesarean?
accountmadeforants: Truly in the spirit of Geiger
bytecaster: Coob?
QuixoticScrivener: I am lacking all of the context, and I think I prefer it that way.
TXC2: aliens AKA what if genitals were sentient and wanted to kill you
CuteTeaGoat: i would believe they're improvising this whole thing out of thin air
BrowneePointz: it’s just very good
Cptasparagus: I watched 1+2+3 while unemployed playing heavily modded minecraft so I have a deep attachment between that show and minecraft its weird
BrowneePointz: Steve Martin and Martin Short are just brilliant in it
ArdCollider: the first ep of Kamen Rider Zeztz was really good.
TXC2: "never again" laughs in 7th replay
kdefinition: I am currently facing Radiance for the first time. Good goddamn lord, people actually like that fight and I can't understand it.
pleonasticTautology: hello hi good afternoon
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
BrowneePointz: I’m 25hrs into Silksong atm and there’s only been one Encounter I think doesn’t work well(which I hit) the boss design is SO good
BrowneePointz: hit today*
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pleonasticTautology: same room shape in metroid
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ratbabyonline: you ever walk into a boss arena in real life?
pleonasticTautology: @ratbabyonline yes, once
TXC2:
ratbabyonline yes, I have been to a doctor's office 
BrowneePointz: there’s a lot of QoL upgrades because they also way amped the encounter design and damage and mobility lol
kdefinition: There's some asshole rooms in HK where your shade ends up after the hard platform puzzle that killed you
Ranakel: Also I'm certain there's going to be one spot in the speedrun where you'll want to die in a specific spot to set up pogoing off your death coccoon
BrowneePointz: the flow state bosses on HK and Silksong are absolutely amazing
e_bloc: and the cycle repeats
emilevitt: hornet is as thin as paper, its definitely made me slow down a bit in how i approach bosses
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TehAmelie: ooh are we pinball wizards?
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Ranakel: Ugh. Hate it when a red-eyed spire appears on my horizon
emilevitt:
star war?? 
raulghoulia: is this game Sonic Spin ball?
pleonasticTautology: sick contribution to culture, cam
TehAmelie: hello Cameron's esophagus
BrowneePointz: I forgot you were doing Xwing for a second and thought yall were spinning up a Fantasy Flight Star Wars Campaign XD
public_key_reveal_party: I can not explain why I read that as "the calculus" not "the catacombs"
TehAmelie: if this is like the first fight in a Soulsborne, it seems we're doing very well
TXC2: when you think about it, it's kinda wild that no one made a spiritual sequel to sonic spinball
mxsaturdaynite: Has anyone made a comment about playing this game by sense of smell yet?
CaptainSpam: Everyone drains eventually.
ratbabyonline: omg its like the kirby pinnball game on gameboy
Kentosaurus: anyone here ever play sonic spinball on the genesis?
TXC2: Kentosaurus sure did
TXC2: never beat it though
mxsaturdaynite: Yes and also on the Switch.
ratbabyonline: kirby's pinball game was one of the only gameboy games we had
Ranakel: I'd watch a five hour video essay titled "Pinball: sorrow, shame and dismay"
Kentosaurus: @TXC2 same. could never beat the final boss in last level.
totodile_leader: Hey Cameron don't tell anyone this I love you more then the rest of lrr crew
ratbabyonline: damn Cori is right there
TehAmelie: noo Kim Kitsuragi will be disappointed in us
ratbabyonline: no he wont he hates pinball
e_bloc: the next time I please Kim will be the first. and I sometimes try
TehAmelie: falling down to the previous stage every time you lose seems like it will be punishing
TehAmelie: in a very tedious way
totodile_leader: But cori and Cam how are you both doing? How is your guy's day going? But again I love all the lrr crew
CaptainSpam:
Always know when to trap up and when to bounce pass. 
Lord_Hosk: OK
Kentosaurus: have you tried simply noscoping it
TXC2: simply do it right the first time
CaptainSpam: Nasty outlane.
e_bloc: i believe they call that enucleation
iris_of_ether: AO3?
TehAmelie: yay
EvilBadman: So...a hammer?
TXC2:
"I'm tougher then Jesus!" said the man who hasn’t died for even one (1) sin 
TehAmelie: some gentle tilting
noSmokeFire: we could always tilt
noSmokeFire: in our hearts
CaptainSpam: If you're not tilting, you're not trying.
ratbabyonline: you had a whole stream about tilting camereon
e_bloc: quite the soundboard could be made from just quotes from this stream. it has been 29 minutes
TehAmelie: i can't imagine being a real pinballer and internalizing exactly how much you can ding the table without tilting
Lord_Hosk: save point!
ratbabyonline: thats a lie
ratbabyonline: cameron is constantly contemplating his mortality
CaptainSpam: @TehAmelie It's an acquired talent, and one that has to be calibrated per-game, depending on how the tilt bobber is set up.
mxsaturdaynite: But have you contemplated it as a metal ball?
TehAmelie: obviously
e_bloc: @CaptainSpam it is really fascinating. i have a friend who is a very competitive pinballer in baltimore and i chatted with him about it briefly
TehAmelie: i feel these monsters are rather helpless to our ballin
graal_smith: "We have Sonic Spinball at home"
goombalax: when I would wait for the bus out of Toronto I went to the cinema and just spent hours at the Dark Knight themed pinball table
goombalax: never got my name on the board but got close a couple times
Voidhawk42: I think you have to arrive from the left
graal_smith: Cameron is FR like "Just the tip"
Voidhawk42: Dang
Voidhawk42: Nice
KaleidoscopeMind:

TheAinMAP:

KaleidoscopeMind: chat with one braincell
TehAmelie:

bytecaster: The cool is stored in the ball(s)
TheAinMAP:

TXC2: "capture the ball and fire it in the hole....and that's where babies come from."
CaptainSpam:
Cam is learning how to trap up. Very good, very good. 
SkylerRingtail: Rotating thing seems to move when holding down a flipper trigger?
pleonasticTautology: this game looks neat
pleonasticTautology: and the music is nice
graal_smith: Jiggling table requires mana?
TehAmelie: just noticed the downward pointing launchers at the top. very odd
graal_smith: OK? Oh, Nay.
Jay_Blanc: Use. Space. Jump.
graal_smith: I'm foaming at the mouth, but that's due to a bat bite, completely unrelated
TXC2:
there
TehAmelie: ball achieved
pleonasticTautology: hell yeah
Ranakel: We pin, we ball.
Voidhawk42: I have honestly never understood how anyone controls where the ball goes in pinball.
TehAmelie: but are we going to the ball?
e_bloc: ball so hard
KaleidoscopeMind:
balling
pleonasticTautology: i added this to my switch wish list
Jay_Blanc: The thing about Pin Ball is that you can't learn Pin Ball. You can learn *one* particular Pin Ball machine.
JKBalch: I'm glad this is helping teach Cameron. Pinball games always seem to hurt him at the worst times.
TehAmelie: i think the game did a little forgiveness there
TXC2: Escapé
Jay_Blanc: Not even the same type of machine, that *particular* machine.
SkylerRingtail: Not to detract from the game at hand, but are there any plans to revisit Promise Mascot Agency again?
bytecaster: Global timers, huh
ChroniclerC: Mood
graal_smith: Same
TXC2: big mood there Cameron
Symphoneers: Red to blue chat. Also, mood.
IanAllenBird: ouch
mxsaturdaynite: I feel called out.
Jigokuro: Says the guy playing hollow knight
bytecaster: Denied
ChroniclerC: Rude
KaleidoscopeMind: Robbed!
Voidhawk42: One must imagine sysphus ballin'
JKBalch: Patience will be rewarded... I hope
graal_smith: @Voidhawk42 Fine, if I must
pleonasticTautology: and!
Symphoneers: And!
TXC2: AND!
graal_smith: Hooray!
CaptainSpam: Woo!
JKBalch: Nice?
3and4fifths: ♫
e_bloc: 'ding dongs'
TXC2: dingdongs? no snowcones?
Jensling: Ring the two bells of awakening?
eid010n: DING
Jensling:
Wait, there are 5 
bytecaster: "You have to ring the two bells of awakening"
graal_smith: Oh, sorry mr ball, is my paddle in the way? Let me just move it for you.
TXC2: ding dong you're not wrong
iris_of_ether:
?
Jay_Blanc: I now want to see Cameron trying a real Pin Ball Machine.
ratbabyonline: id prefer not to see cameron lose all his money to a pinball machine
iris_of_ether: Honestly kinda yeah
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electric_claire: I so rarely get to see grown men cry.
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graal_smith: If I want to see a grown man crying, I'll just stand in front of a mirror on Friday night
TehAmelie: if you can arrange to have a machine sent to the moonbase, who knows. . .
3and4fifths: But I've already seen that crapshot...
Jay_Blanc: Why do you think we're here Cameron?
ratbabyonline: cameron crying in quazars
kusinohki: meows
pctjoe: I don't not want to see you cry lol
ratbabyonline: ah cori said quazars before i did lol
bytecaster: "Cameron cries at a pinball place" would be a great prerecord for live!
CaptainSpam: On the Pinball Map, I'm seeing Pinhalla as having like 35 games.
Voidhawk42: Would this be a moment to use the focus power to aim?
CaptainSpam: Honestly looks like a pretty wide selection, too.
A_Dub888: @TehAmelie I've seen what comes through Mail Time
Jensling: What are Cori and Cams favorite physical pinball tables?
graal_smith: I bet Beuller could have done this
CeridwenCoeur: Remember thqt the slow-mo gives you a reti le when you're on the paddles.
CaptainSpam: Though up north it looks like there's Neon Ranch Pinball, with 50 games. Impressive.
junipertheory: was directed to the stream by my friend because i'm the foremost expert on pinball video games onlilne (as far as i know). this one is alright!
graal_smith: Huh, secret passage
CuteTeaGoat: oh hi june
pleonasticTautology: hi i'm friend
junipertheory: hey. pinball VIDEO games
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bytecaster: It's not that realistic, normally balls cannot wear sunglasses
graal_smith: I mean, a hardcore simulation would have cost you guys more money than this.
JKBalch: I think, like Cameron expressed, this would be a good game to learn pinball on
junipertheory: the biggest issue is that when this game shipped it didn't have a tilt
junipertheory: *nudge
TXC2: not a hardcore simulation, still gives you a blood pressure that could power wash a house
e_bloc: @bytecaster you cannot tell me in your youth you never put sunglasses on your balls
bytecaster: The real world is analog after all
graal_smith: I think it depends on the machine
Bruceski: I think it depends on the table
electric_claire: Some do have digital flippers but most are analogue.
Bruceski: The ones I remember are digital
ChroniclerC: I've only seen digital.
electric_claire: Digital flipper pinball machines kind of suchk.
junipertheory: have y'all seen yoku's island express?
CaptainSpam: Flippers? Pretty much anything in the electromagnetic era are "digital", in the sense that it's a button, and that's it.
ratbabyonline: theres moments in this stream where im afraid im gonna see a grown cam cry
bytecaster: I believe in you, Cam
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: there's progress in pinball? maybe im just bad at it
iris_of_ether: Yoku's was neat but I didn't take to it as much as my partner did
CaptainSpam: If you get REALLY old, like the mechanical era, then yes, you'll run into things where the button is also mechanical, but nowadays it's all-or-nothing.
noSmokeFire: but it also has 100% more dung beetle
IanAllenBird: I wanted to like yoku a lot but one of the early abilities requires /a lot/ of mashing and my hands simply have too much repetitive stress as is
graal_smith: Magic!
Symphoneers: We can enter the matrix?
TXC2:
that drains so much mana 
junipertheory: what is y'alls history with pinball? i'm curious
ratbabyonline: @CaptainSpam "yeah its all solenoids after a point and solenoids do only one thing" - my partner
CaptainSpam: @ratbabyonline Pretty much, yep.
ratbabyonline: you never played that pinball game that was on every windows computer cam?
iris_of_ether: I enjoyed me some Sonic Spinball
e_bloc: that just means you have more room for growth
CaptainSpam: Android, a part of Epic Pinball?
iris_of_ether: And Kirby Pinball for the Gameboy
TXC2:
I've played sonic spinball and the pinball game that came with windows XP 
ratbabyonline: space cadet pinball thats the one
frameshifty: my student union used to have a few pinball tables and I played one called Medievil Madness all teh time, which is apparently a well-known one
junipertheory: oh right,w eren't a lot of uh
ratbabyonline: @iris_of_ether ive got my copy in a drawer behind me rn
gnyrinn: Most paddles are digital, with one Powerful solanoid engaged by any tap on the paddle with some having a secondary, less powerful solanoind to hold it up.
ratbabyonline: but i dont have 4 batteries for the gameboy
junipertheory: i THINK a lot of canadian provinces had tighter restrictions on pinball then america
ratbabyonline: @junipertheory the pinball machines must be 30% canadian content im sure
ElektroTal: wait what is this, i need it
CaptainSpam: The American restrictions were mostly due to I think Mayor LaGuardia of New York city.
gualdhar: by weight, volume, or value?
Symphoneers: Cancon pinball machines would be incredible. I want to live in that world.
pleonasticTautology: hey shivam, it's pinball spire
pleonasticTautology: a metroidvania pinball game
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CaptainSpam: Oh man, Foo Fighters is GREAT.
TXC2: hello raiders
CaptainSpam: Everlong's in there, yep.
iris_of_ether: Learn to Fly???
Shurtal: Ahoy, pinballers
graal_smith: Can you make it play everlong ever-long?
CaptainSpam: (probably on page 2)
CaptainSpam: My Hero and Learn To Fly are also in.
Voidhawk42: But does the ball fight Foo?
Mushbie: 🎵There goes my hero. He's odd and hairy!🎵
ratbabyonline: @Symphoneers avro arrow themed machine
junipertheory: Yeah, the modern stern machines are fun like that
iris_of_ether: Does the Foo Fighter machine have a Tenacious D cameo??
e_bloc: you get an extra ball if you father a child outside of your marriage
Jay_Blanc: I think we should make Cameron play the Fun House pin ball machine. It has everything Cameron likes, Pin Ball, Sarcastic Remarks, A Talking Puppet Head.
TXC2: THRILL as a man dry heaves
bytecaster:
But this is based on a physical game, Cam 
Shurtal: Is this PBT? Pinball Torture?
CaptainSpam: But yeah, Foo Fighters basically asks: What if the band were a Saturday Morning cartoon where they drove across America using the power of rock to fight off an alien invasion?
Voidhawk42: Cognitive Ball Therapy
ratbabyonline: i think Pin and Ball Torture is usually called Pachinko
junipertheory: if you've played a pinball machine that didn't feel super old you've PROBABLY played a stern machine, since all of pinball died in the 2000s except them, giving them a monopoly
TehAmelie:

TXC2: LETS GO!
ratbabyonline: happy pride balls
pleonasticTautology: gaymers
graal_smith: Now we're Gayming?
Redbassist: Now we know
Shurtal: Gaming at an accelerated level?
ContingentCat: actively gaming
iris_of_ether:

Spades_Slicc: Why are you punting a gay tumblr anon around?
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
3and4fifths:

Mushbie: that tutorial is great
FireSpectreZero: YES! I'm so happy today! Retro pinball mania! Love it!
TehAmelie: just like predicted, we got there before even being able to start on the next stage
ContingentCat: lol oh you follow her too
ratbabyonline: important follow up question Cori, a NOSE or a SNOUT?
TXC2: ^
pleonasticTautology: @ratbabyonline i agree, important question
pleonasticTautology: fair
noSmokeFire: Hugh Mann knows
ContingentCat: she has a bunch of interesting vidoes about how to draw snakes in caves too
graal_smith: Human wish he didn't know
ratbabyonline: who ever needs to draw a human when you can draw animal people
ElektroTal: so what is the goal right now?
pleonasticTautology: @ElektroTal up
TXC2: ratbabyonline non furies, assuming they exsist
pleonasticTautology: oh, yeah, rotate the thingy to go up
ratbabyonline: hmmm not for long once my terrible beam is ready
bytecaster: Get consent before stomping the penalty hole.
graal_smith: Oh, is that the next tutorial? Stomping a ball down the penalty hole?
ratbabyonline: whens the tutorial of how to draw someone washing a cucumber
pleonasticTautology: oh i'm also on iron
gualdhar: mashing buttons seems like exactly how I'd play pinball
pleonasticTautology: hashtag iron sups
gualdhar: so I appreciate Cam giving us a realistic play experience
TheAwkes: The brain wants to hit buttons, so the brain's going to hit them. We need to bully our brains into hitting buttons at the right time.
QuixoticScrivener: Sonic Spinball flashbacks
TXC2: that's ok, internally is where the blood is supposed to be
Athelgar: all i can see with those sunglasses is the VHS cover for Major League ;p;
TXC2: wow it's been an hour!
kusinohki: does this game have a fail state?
pleonasticTautology: @Athelgar i see the tumblr anonymous ask icon
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
pleonasticTautology: au revoir, txc2
junipertheory: okay chat what's your fav pinball video game i'm curious
ratbabyonline: lrrbot im having stomach problems idk if i should unclench
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
CaptainSpam: Pinball is an artform. It involves timing, angles, physics, anticipation, and reflexes.
Jay_Blanc: There are three states in which you play Pin Ball. State 1, Mashing Buttons, in hopes that the ball goes somewhere that earns points. State 2, The Flow State where you know how to send the ball when you want it to go. State 2, Yelling at the Machine.
CaptainSpam:
On most real games, the general starting advice is "aim for the flashing lights". Granted, that doesn't quite apply to this, but still. 
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pleonasticTautology: @junipertheory i've only played space cadet or pokémon pinball...
TehAmelie: i played the heck out of the one demo stage of Pinball Fantasies on Amiga 500. so many happy hours
junipertheory: @pleonasticTautology Pokemon pinball is a solid one imo
TehAmelie: wait, there was a second stage too. with a car theme. it wasn't as good so we pretty much never touched it
junipertheory: the pinball is not great, but the metagame is really fun
pleonasticTautology: i remember nothing about it because i played it when it came out
TehAmelie: hi again!
pleonasticTautology: hello darkness my old friend
bytecaster: Maybe we should take off our sunglasses so we can see?
junipertheory: they have that
junipertheory: it is, absolutely terrible
Voidhawk42: !quote pachinko
pleonasticTautology: fire hot
TehAmelie: they did that in the intro to one of the Naked Gun movies. it was fun for 5-6 seconds
RustZenith: expect that in a game jam
junipertheory: it's called PATAANK it was made for the 3D0 and it's one of the worst pinball games ever made, but it also has one of the single best announcers of a game ever
e_bloc: sounds like a recipe for motion sickness
Voidhawk42: "We are all horses in god's pachinko machine"
bytecaster: More like 3DOh,no
pleonasticTautology: @junipertheory so of course you've played it
TehAmelie: don't forget about Jaguar
TehAmelie: or are you thinking of Neo-Geo?
pleonasticTautology: when was the wonderswan?
junipertheory: if you want a different version of first person pinball, there's also SCREAMIN MAD GEORGE'S PARANOIASCAPE, for the ps1. created by SCREAMIN MAD GEORGE the guy who did the special effects in nightmare on elm street 3 and big trouble in little china
CaptainSpam: I mean, the Neo Geo was just arcade hardware made for the home...
RustZenith: I still dont know why the Neo Geo was so expensive
bytecaster: @junipertheory Your expertise was not overpromised
DandyGeek: wait, I just heard Neo Geo but missed the context
junipertheory: a while back on cohost i decided to stream every pinball video game ever, for fun. it took me... places.
TehAmelie: the underdogs in the Sega-Genesis war
pleonasticTautology: @junipertheory i miss cohost...
TehAmelie: i mean Sega-Nintendo
TehAmelie: Cam read my mind fortunately
CaptainSpam: Weirdly, Sega was the underdog in Japan in that generation. Well, weird to North Americans, I guess.
DrakoniteDev: turbographix 16 was much older IIRC
DandyGeek: 3DO, there was the philips CD-I previously…Turbografx16?
ratbabyonline: yay ball gender
Zu_o: Pinball hell makes sense
pleonasticTautology: looks likes ms. pac-man
pleonasticTautology: anyone remember the apple pippin? :]
Kentosaurus: Ms pac-man... erm I Ms Pinball
NazTMann: @CaptainSpam Given the result of the rivalry, that's not surprising to hear hehe.
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DandyGeek: PC Engine was another console back in the day, right? I’m vague on some of these
Spades_Slicc: Underworld Pinball: brought to you by Sisyphus
TehAmelie: i completely lost track, but did we get to a secret level to get fireballs?
Mushbie: @DandyGeek PC Engine is the original Japanese name for the Turbografx16
Zu_o: @Spades_Slicc I would play this if it was a hades spin off
bytecaster: See, chat, fire solves all problems!
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster it does! it helps you identify if a fabric is synthetic or organic
ratbabyonline: "nice illumination" me when my friend at the scriptorium shows me their new manuscript
pleonasticTautology: eyeball sperm
TehAmelie: i saw a scan of my optic nerves today
DandyGeek: @mushbie ahhh thank you!
e_bloc: eyeball monster only upsets me once there are 5 or more eyeballs
DrakoniteDev: @DandyGeek alt name for the turbografx-16, which I just looked up was in 89
bytecaster: Infinite ammo!
Foxmar320:
DandyGeek 
Territan: Ah, pinball, a.k.a. "Baby Arm Volleyball."
e_bloc: @TehAmelie looking good? I always find it fascinating when they explain it to me vis-a-vis my blood pressuire
pleonasticTautology: i have a friend who has an apple pippin, which was a console that apple and philips codeveloped
DandyGeek: heya Foxmar
TehAmelie: was it a fake 16 bit machine? the Jaguar "64" of its generation?
DrakoniteDev: 87 in japan, 89 in NA, according to wikipedia
CaptainSpam: NEC and Sega quite the head start in their attempt to dethrone Nintendo in that era. But, then the Super Famicom hit and...
TehAmelie: yeah my eyes are fine. despite being nearsighted and refracting wrong
Mushbie: @DandyGeek having such bangers as Cho Aniki, and it's follow up Ai Cho Aniki
hyalopterous: TG-16 was concorrant with the Genesis and SNES
bytecaster: More mana -> more fire
CaptainSpam: Nintendo expected to just roll over North America with the SNES, too. They did not, however, expect Sega of America to be waiting for them with metaphorical chains and baseball bats.
e_bloc: @TehAmelie nice
DandyGeek: @mushbie ohhhhh so THAT’S where those came from, incredible
IanAllenBird: OK
bytecaster: Snake, Snake, Snaaaaaake
ratbabyonline: BECOME SNAKE
Spades_Slicc: You patch what?
TehAmelie: the president of Spain? he's a cool dude i think
ratbabyonline: YES
Mushbie: @DandyGeek also the PC Engine used Hudsun Bee cards to store games, until an upgraded console with a CD drive came out
emilevitt: METAL.....GEEEAR?
Alness49: Metal Ball Bearing
ratbabyonline: "no thats big boss" -my partner
Jay_Blanc: Time to rescue the President from New York.
ratbabyonline: "no wait im wrong big boss has the right eye missing"
bytecaster: I have given up on the left-right problem
Mushbie: @DandyGeek correction HuCards, that were an upgraded version of the Bee Card
pleonasticTautology: i think you all mean starboard and larboard?
ratbabyonline: i still do the L with my hands and it takes a minute to get it right
junipertheory: i see we're playing as gay solid snake, aka normal solid snake
LiveFaust: @TehAmelie I know who WAS the KING of Spain. (Now he eats humble pie.)
TehAmelie: when we find out what those coins do, we're gonna have so many of them
DandyGeek: @mushbie the flat cards, didn’t those eventually work with the handheld they later made?
CaptainSpam:
I see Cori understands when to use the stopper between the flippers to her advantage. Good, good... 
pleonasticTautology: i have nuggies
graal_smith: "To the Nugget zone" Ben has entered the chat
bytecaster: U
PrinceNimzar: I got screwed over with that by a teacher who didn’t realize I was left handed
TehAmelie: U for nugs
Bruceski: Larboard and starboard
Mushbie: @DandyGeek maybe? I mainly know about the MSX platform due to having one
ratbabyonline: i prefer a sherry to a port, even in a storm
butt_ghost: what about thew dutchie?
ratbabyonline: id gladly be entombed for an entire cask of amontillado
TehAmelie: i thought chat always wanted to go port
Anubis169: ooo, spinball
ChroniclerC: But what about the past hole?
ContingentCat: which direction is the bow of a pinball mechine
saucemaster5000: I'd like a night of Port and Starfox
ratbabyonline: crimes of the future hole
Spades_Slicc: M'nocle
CaptainSpam: I say!
TehAmelie: Dale has a monocle, they're cool now
Foxmar320: @Anubis169 This does remind me a lot of Spinball
ratbabyonline: yonic spinball
Spades_Slicc: Skibidi-bonk
CaptainSpam: Uppies!
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Anubis169: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Anubis169: eyy there we go
Foxmar320: Pure skill
TehAmelie: this level seems like a big step up in scale
pleonasticTautology: i thought that was called "hot dogging", cam
ContingentCat: hehe yup right between the bumpers
graal_smith: Innuendo and out the other
bytecaster: But this stream is always lit (that is what the youth says, right?)
DandyGeek: “rise & tilt”
QuixoticScrivener: Jokes on you, use a Vancian spell slot system. I am not tethered by mana. But I do need a long rest.
TehAmelie: just according to keikaku
ChroniclerC: Good enough for government work.
graal_smith: So much room for activities
pleonasticTautology: HAHA
graal_smith: It's Caffinated
Anubis169: It's fuel
butt_ghost: burn
ratbabyonline: coffee flavoured caffinated beverage
pleonasticTautology: @butt_ghost yeah that's what timmy's does to their coffee
graal_smith: What happens with the spinners if you hold both buttons at once?
ratbabyonline: i recently described tim hortons hot chocolate as "the temperature of mcdonalds coffee before the lawsuit"
pleonasticTautology: @ratbabyonline y'know, someone described timmy's hot chocolate similarly on dropout, recently
ratbabyonline: @pleonasticTautology this is why i described it that way
pleonasticTautology: @ratbabyonline HAH
ratbabyonline: i was like this makes perfect sense that this happened actually
butt_ghost: love timmies hot chocolate i have a pot of it and will now make some
pleonasticTautology: i really liked the crowd control pilot
pleonasticTautology: nice
graal_smith: LRR in a ska band
ratbabyonline: thats a blues brother
butt_ghost: why are all these bonuses reddit coded ;-;
Justherefortherewards: oh I'm so glad y'all are playing this, I love this game and the dev is actually a really nice dude
hyalopterous: gotta go with the monocle
Voidhawk42: On a mission from pin god
ZachtlyAsIntended: I'mma second Blues Brother
pleonasticTautology: oh i love the tng episode "relics"
Justherefortherewards: It's a fully solo developed thing too
graal_smith: Do clouds burn?
ratbabyonline: pin the earths ball in to the sun
Anubis169: Cloudy with a chance of asteroid belt?
Anubis169: gotta go fast!
butt_ghost: what in tarnation
graal_smith: Hrm
pleonasticTautology: yes
pleonasticTautology: it's described as such
Justherefortherewards:
It's a pinballvania 
ZachtlyAsIntended: Pinballvania
TehAmelie: Nedroidvania!
ratbabyonline: talking simulators feel so much like my art classes were, its so nostalgic
ratbabyonline: needs more Foucault though
butt_ghost: quoth the panda, skadoosh
pleonasticTautology: want me to send it to mailtime, cam?
ratbabyonline: alright once ive got a job and an apartment in victoria again Foucault coming right up for you
butt_ghost: some light reading
pleonasticTautology: can do o7
junipertheory: next mailtime: 0 board games. only theory
Spades_Slicc: Will you read them on stream?
pleonasticTautology: so which translation of which book? sorry, missed that one
Spades_Slicc: Cameron starting an OnlyTheories?
ratbabyonline: ill just carry foucault around til I randomly encounter you around town
pleonasticTautology: i'll check around
fcloud: new lrr show: Praxis Simulator
pleonasticTautology: @junipertheory i do also have a proxy token card to mail to jacob
MehallD: Theory? No I read Yuri!
TehAmelie: B for boom ball
ratbabyonline: Yuri is also theory
DrakoniteDev: B for B faster
ratbabyonline: theory of yearning
e_bloc: Odeipus fits with the enucleation theme
Anubis169: Cam, have you read the one oedipus-midas analysis?
Anubis169: it's pure muthafuckin' gold?
Anubis169:

ChroniclerC: Can't wait for the backtracking sections.
Anubis169: noooooooo
pleonasticTautology: and you said foucault's discipline and punish?
fcloud:
pun jail
pleonasticTautology: lmao
e_bloc: that's a big oof that I laughed at
butt_ghost: discipline and punish anbis
junipertheory: what if you get BAD theory. is that better or worse
Anubis169: oh nice!!
Anubis169: CAT EARS!!
butt_ghost: yeah can we send you nick land for shits and gigs
ratbabyonline: lets go!!!
TehAmelie: yaas
Anubis169: YES!!!
goatprince: like, nyah?
IanAllenBird: hehehehehe
butt_ghost: NYA!!!!
graal_smith: Tim Curry's Cosmos
MehallD: perfect
ChroniclerC: Flawless.
3and4fifths: Nyan!
butt_ghost: No one can take my pinball catgirl waifu from me
ratbabyonline: listen its not like i wasnt already going to be walking around victoria with theory books
ratbabyonline: no I just finished my BFA in montreal and moved back
Anubis169: and if not, why not
ratbabyonline: i just like theory and books
ratbabyonline: yup!
ratbabyonline: Fibers and Material Practices
Anubis169: this is a difficult one
ratbabyonline: I know how to weave now and do bookbinding, so i've been unable to find a job for months now
butt_ghost: @ratbabyonline My friend did that program she loved it! How did you like mtl?
ratbabyonline: @butt_ghost it was great and I learned no french in 3 years so i got homesick and came back
butt_ghost: It is
graal_smith: Can you boost to bonk erf?
ratbabyonline: I've never liked new york bagels
Anubis169: you played pool with planets!
pleonasticTautology: hey what's the equivalent of bookshop dot org but for canada
ratbabyonline: I will say Orange Julep is so good and NO I do not mean Orange Julius, fully different thing
butt_ghost: Within Montreal there's even conflict between St. Viateur bagel and Fairmount bagel
TehAmelie: we're pre-crisis Superman now
e_bloc: I think those were the original opening lines to the hitchhiker's guide
ratbabyonline: @butt_ghost ohhhh i liked st. viateur better
butt_ghost: two businesses that were created by former friends turned rivals and who put their shops two streets away from each other
Anubis169:
i don't thingk I've ever had a really good bagel 
e_bloc:

ratbabyonline: theres no longer a smoked meat rivalry because the main competetor went under during covid
hyalopterous: that's a very canadian insult
KharadBanar: Teens on the street always have the correct opinion
graal_smith: What happen is set sun on fire?
Anubis169: they're not really that big here
e_bloc: is this the Canadian version of the Philly cheesesteak debate
SirMorek: it feels like you are expected to go through the sun somehow
butt_ghost: my take: St Viateur all dressed for the AM, Fairmount cinnamon raisin for the PM
ratbabyonline: so it's basically just shwartz's for the "best" smoked meat
saucemaster5000: Portland's got the donut rivalry
butt_ghost: Fairmount specifically at 3am on the way home from a party
ratbabyonline: wait sorry who does the best coffee in vic currently
ZachtlyAsIntended: Voodoo is overrated these days. I miss the days of the NyQuil Doughnut...
junipertheory: ooo, which place. i gotta check it out when i go to victoria
ratbabyonline: Oh I've not heard of it
butt_ghost: @ratbabyonline Lester's is a darkhorse
graal_smith: I mean, donuts are good
Anubis169:
How do you rate something based on something so subjective 
JKBalch: Ehhh, so don't take his advice
ratbabyonline: I went to Hey Happy a lot when I last lived in Vic
DandyGeek: it’s a very good coffee spot
DrakoniteDev: vibe is a personal preference
butt_ghost: weirdly the best coffee I've ever had in Montreal was at the McGill grad lounge
ratbabyonline: I'm from the valley and basically grew up in Drumroaster (theyre family friends)
ZethRuss: can you fire through the sun ?
EvilBadman: If I recall they had better pastries than standard doughnuts
Anubis169:
if i'm ever back in your part of the world, i'll have to check it out 
saucemaster5000: I mean, I feel like I should have donuts and don't. I'm a 7/10
Jedi_Master_Zell: I feel like the level should rotate or something.
TehAmelie: maybe one of those reviewers who won't give a perfect score to anything
ratbabyonline: I could never find anywhere in montreal that did pour over coffee though
graal_smith: I mean, if a place makes you feel like having donuts, but has no-nuts, then I can see disappointment tainting the experience
Kentosaurus: My commander deck feels like it should have donuts but doesn't. It's a 7.
ZachtlyAsIntended: @Kentosaurus I laughed...
Anubis169: strangest memory is... i think it was Jordan saying "you should stop by Floyd's some time". We did... and didn't need to eat for the rest of the day, like at all.
ChroniclerC: Reading the sun explains the sun.
graal_smith: It's official: Cori wins
TehAmelie: open the double gates behind the sun, etc
SirMorek: the kind of person who's 10/10 is a double-double. their basis is wrong
ratbabyonline: they dont have funko pops
ChroniclerC: "Feels like there should be collectables."
saucemaster5000: "these meeples are too big"
butt_ghost: feels like the place that would have gundams but no
graal_smith: I think that one's Mercury, as it's closer
Anubis169: that was smooooooooth
Jigokuro:
"They don't have funkos" 
JKBalch: This LGS should sell notebooks but it doesn't
ZachtlyAsIntended: That close to the sun feels far more like mercury
goatprince: big heavenly ball
ratbabyonline: i am getting a good grade at being in chat, something normal to want and possible to achieve
pleonasticTautology: cam i have ordered you books
Kentosaurus: eyeball with multiple tentacles confirmed
pleonasticTautology: from a very local bookseller
pleonasticTautology: they're coming via courier???
QuixoticScrivener: I love Staro!
e_bloc: isn't that one of the first vilians the fantasic four faced
goatprince: we call that a movement of a sphere right there
pleonasticTautology: i ordered from munro's
e_bloc: or am I thinking of a different group
butt_ghost: they will be here in seven minutes exactly
pleonasticTautology:
hell yeah 
ratbabyonline: people prefer BOLENS?
ratbabyonline: I thought the big 2 were munroes and russels
Anubis169: LOL
pleonasticTautology: listen, i was a bookseller for 4 years, and a volunteer librarian in various capacities. if someone says they want a book, i will get them a book
SirMorek:

ratbabyonline: is russles around anymore
Anubis169: <-- total sucker for rare books
graal_smith: You have taste, but do you has cheezeburger?
Anubis169: they're my kryptonite
butt_ghost: That reminds me I have to go yell at a bookseller until he gives me a job this weekend
ratbabyonline: I was a Camas books shopper
ChroniclerC: Get that stinkin' Earth outta tha way.
Anubis169: well... my bank account's
ContingentCat: how dare
e_bloc:

JKBalch: That's rice
JKBalch: *rude
DrakoniteDev: is it really a local book store if the staff aren't snooty about books?
graal_smith: Nice shot!
TehAmelie: got it in one!
goatprince: OK
Anubis169:
that's something I'll never understand, what kind of book seller disrespects books 
pleonasticTautology: @Anubis169 right!?
pleonasticTautology: also, i'm ducking out to get ready for my own stream
butt_ghost: let's go to commercial
pleonasticTautology:
catch y'all later 
ratbabyonline: A great way to get respect for books is, try and make a perfect bound book
ratbabyonline: or a hardcover at all
ratbabyonline: ive seen that but not spherical
ratbabyonline: just 2d circle
dokuroyaiba: !ppr
TehAmelie: Pleisance, proprietor of Crime, Romances and Biographies of Famous People would totally drop books for the customers
KeytarCat: Yoku's Island Express is an exploventure with pinball mechanics
DrakoniteDev: @Anubis169 I just think of it as the must clearly have bad taste in books, like how I also clearly have bad taste in books
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Gekyouryuu: Hello, friends. Is break screen quiet, or do i need to restart twitch?
ChroniclerC: I think it's just quiet.
LordZarano: Do not adjust your set
Anubis169: Welcome back!
SnackPak_: fancy
ratbabyonline: chunky leather
TehAmelie: what do they make fruit leather of that's not fruit? >_>
ChroniclerC: Sugar.
e_bloc: its a solid mid-tier snack that you purchase for your children then eat yourself
ratbabyonline: the main thing im looking for is food is tamping down acid
3and4fifths: Fruit chunks? gotta up your fruit leatherworking!
ratbabyonline: *in food
saucemaster5000: almost said "imagine if they made leather out of animals"
TehAmelie: [Space Cadet pinball intensifies]
ratbabyonline: I have melatonin and warm milk with whiskey usually, helps moderately with my insomnia
TehAmelie: it's a fun chance but weren't we solidly in magical fantasy world before?
DrakoniteDev: the gutter
ChroniclerC: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:

TehAmelie: did it say Xoustache?
SnackPak_: hell yeah
TehAmelie: ooh
rentar42: a whole episode?! that's some stakes
emilevitt: that's a sweet deal tbh
ratbabyonline: I think my screen might not have enough resolution to have seen the moustache
EvilBadman: i honestly cannot clock it in the small pip
Dog_of_Myth: Perfection
ChroniclerC: Wahoo.
gualdhar: equal potential for embarassment there
SnackPak_: thank you Cori
ContingentCat: ooooo
dumbo3k: Oooh! Nice Stache!
KeytarCat: Barrio
Dog_of_Myth:

GapFiller: natty
ratbabyonline: Yeah ok yeah, yknow what? grow it out
Anubis169: better than I can grow
emilevitt: i have been begging for my younger sibling to watch evangelion with me
EOstby: It's a good start.
emilevitt: its a hard no i guess
emilevitt:

TehAmelie: unfortunately i saw Across the Spider-Verse yesterday so now all i can think of is MIles Morales' mustache attempt
e_bloc: computer enhance
GapFiller: we shd perhaps be glad its a moustache not a soulpatch or something else REALLY embarrassing
GapFiller:
Cam w/ a soulpatch
ratbabyonline: cam with a pencil moustashe
SnackPak_:

ContingentCat:

TehAmelie:

rentar42: congratulations!
ChroniclerC: you MONSTER
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Greyah: Is End of Evangelion the one that opens with *that* scene?
Tiber727: Show him isekai and scar him for life.
emilevitt: i got to see EoE in theaters last year! holy shit was it an experience
TehAmelie:
with a finger mustache
ArdCollider: Utena movie when.
SnackPak_: my first anime was Ninja Scroll
GapFiller: SnackPak_ it figures Ninja Scroll was first anime for a lotta people
GapFiller: ditto Ghost in the Shell or Akira
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: I think mine was Trigun, possibly Cowboy Bebop
IanAllenBird: kjmnuikmjnh
GapFiller:
actually for its time and place Ninja Scroll was prob not that bad as anime intros go
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
ratbabyonline: book podcasts are a type of reaction youtubing
ratbabyonline: WAIT THATS SUCH A GREAT PODCAST NAME
SnackPak_: ship it!
potionCellardoor: lmaooooo missive and readable extremely good
3and4fifths: Outlaw star is also on youtube for fwee
xantos69: Cam, I would hate listening to a book podcast. But if you name it that I swear on my life I will listen to every single episode.
ratbabyonline: @potionCellardoor She screamed we're on a voice call together she was so delighted by the podcast name
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Do not use a goose as a toothbrush.
ratbabyonline: read foucault's writing about gender atleast once on podcast and you're good
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Lubricate your Lego before beginning the process.
JKBalch: What about "Lauderable Reads"
TehAmelie: Keep Reading and Nobody Explodes
rentar42: so you're saying you'll be doing some deep analysis?
ratbabyonline: ohh thats a really good idea
ChroniclerC: I like that the pushers are actually pistons tied to those gears.
AdamLavadan: I came to see ORB
rentar42: Nyanball
GapFiller:
In One!
potionCellardoor: u are stronger than any soldier, cori
KharadBanar: Nyan Cat Smooth Jazz Remix is where it's at
comrade_cards: To be fair, the pride flag and bad mustache is fitting too
ChroniclerC: Ah, Incredible Machine.
CaptainSpam: Ooo, TIM was good.
e_bloc: great game
saucemaster5000: played soooo much incredible toon machine
TehAmelie: i listened to Leekspin for days on end. that's a banger though
moamyn: You pulled that right out of my memory. such a fun game
rentar42: TIM? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
CaptainSpam: Contraption Maker is the current most spiritual successor, made by I think some of the original TIM team.
xantos69: I've never played that before. Could be an interesting episode to look at old school game design.
SnackPak_: rip
GapFiller:

LordZarano: I played so much Return of the Incredible Machine: Contraptions
SnackPak_: it's impressive how much worse they made it
rentar42: I'm dying so much to jumping puzzles in silksong ... I'll never master the down-dash
TheAinMAP:

Dog_of_Myth:

CaptainSpam: The history of TIM gets confusing around the time when Windows was starting to take over from MS-DOS for games. Sid & Al's Incredible Toons became The Incredible Toon Machine, TIM 3.0 was basically just TIM2 with a Windows-y interface...
bisaflau: can you like, nudge up and boost, once you land on top of the first piston?
rentar42: thanks, I will!
LordZarano: Your going to get that down-dash down! ...dash
LordZarano: *You're
KaleidoscopeMind: rip
TheAinMAP:

ContingentCat: it's ok
hyalopterous: lol
Dog_of_Myth:

QuixoticScrivener: are the four dots on the left good for timing?
KeytarCat: We are safe here
Smirking_Bear: sounded like guys had a heart attack there
TheAwkes: You can probably save a bad bounce here with a boost, no?
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TehAmelie: after getting it on the tenth attempt for the third time do you even get any sense of achivement?
KeytarCat: Clean descent tho
TehAmelie: oho
KeytarCat: It's as the top one hits full extension
hyalopterous: money don't grow on trees
KharadBanar: ee-zed pee-zed lemon squee-zed
CaptainSpam: Maybe someday some members of the LRR community will be able to take LRR out to play pinball for a stream. Assuming one of your local places has a pinball streaming rig.
Zu_o: @CaptainSpam Ian will just make the pinball machine. NBD.
ratbabyonline: you can rent the machines from atleast one of the places i know
JKBalch: Hard lime difficult time
rentar42: I think so.
CaptainSpam:
@Zu_o We both know he'd wind up making pachinko. 
Zu_o: Lol
Zu_o: next question, how many 40k figures can you fit in a pinball machine and have them have a purpose?
KharadBanar: isn't that Osiris?
ContingentCat: lol I thought of the mod first too
KharadBanar: I might be getting my Egyptian gots mixed up
CaptainSpam: @Zu_o I mean, there's a homebrew Trogdor game going around the expo circuit that uses a bunch of Homestar figurines as decorations, so...
Invitare: Anubis is the Goa'uld System Lord that once ascended
rentar42: what's matt going to do with our souls?
Anubis169: No I'm the guy that's lurking in the chat, waiting for some spambot so I can exercise my Size-12...
KeytarCat: A lot of pinball is doing nothing
CaptainSpam: Never underestimate the usefulness of a good bounce pass.
Smirking_Bear: this game would drive me so crazy lol
Dog_of_Myth:

JKBalch: Meat indeed
rentar42: "Game Tuning"?
TehAmelie: i'm fine with blaming the material world for being too fast for my brain
KeytarCat: Pinball is unfair, but the information is all there
rentar42: "Ball cosmetics"
TehAmelie: nice
rentar42: so how long are two canadian years in european years?
TehAmelie: the cost of living is great eh (except in the big cities)
CaptainSpam: Seems a fun game, yeah.
TehAmelie: i didn't expect it to be so different from Peglin
KeytarCat: The traversal puzzles are pinball
rentar42: so roguelike metroidvania pinball when?
SnackPak_: yeah, I buy that
ArcOfTheConclave: the amount of bouncing in silksong platforming... silksong is pinball
TehAmelie: the Switch should be all over arcade game simulations, come to think
rentar42: so that's game journalism solved, good job
IanAllenBird: o7
rentar42: o7
CaptainSpam: o7
GapFiller: o7
CaptainSpam: A war! Of stars!
TehAmelie: sure you can homebrew some calamari if need be
rentar42: spoder mans?
xantos69:
50 Bits
IanAllenBird: oh roadwarden is fun
rentar42: oh ... roadwarden?! sent codes?
KaleidoscopeMind: the Sequel!
Gekyouryuu: Kartfield
KharadBanar: Garfield Karfield
KaleidoscopeMind: it says nelson right there
TehAmelie: ehrmergerd Garfield
Smirking_Bear: is GarfKart as toxic as MArioKart?
CaptainSpam: The day of the garfening comes ever nearer...
KeytarCat: ART
rentar42: james should have james as a guest
EvilBadman: Nelly
KaleidoscopeMind: "This week's guest: Nelson"
Micalovits: lol
Ashmantle:

CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (The crew settles in for a board game journey. STAR WARS! Game: Star Wars: X-Wing Minature Game: Heroes of the Aturi Cluster) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:07 from now).
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