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TheMerricat: Chat I made garlic butter today and I am trying so hard to resist making a loaf of bread because I know if I do, I'll eat the entire loaf and not have any garlic butter left. :,D
Dog_of_Myth: I'm not going to stop you...
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Singenmeister: always make a double batch of snack food lol
TheAinMAP: Signal
artdecosunburn: The "Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far Away" Game.
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Uppercaseccc: Is this the first session of this?
ArdCollider: yes
Juliamon: It says Ep 1 in the title
Dog_of_Myth: I know it would be some work but having a scrolling intro would be hilarious.
Earthenone: it says episode 1, so is it the 4th stream?
artdecosunburn: @Juliamon But is Ep. 1 really Ep. 4 here, too?
Dog_of_Myth:
@Earthenone 
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ghyllnox: Are anyone else's ads randomly in German?
wedge_x: who's the best pilot you ever saw, &c
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singinnonsense: time to make all the spaceship mouth noises
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felrender: Space ship!!!
TehAmelie: are we going on the Kessel run?
epsilon_vee: this is my kinda jazzy keyboard noodling
Kentosaurus: what's up you scruffy looking nerf herders?
artdecosunburn: @TehAmelie Any parsec now?
TehAmelie: any parsec %
artdecosunburn: Ha!
Getter404: Mute
Juliamon: nice
SnackPak_:
gualdhar: we can hear now!
TehAmelie: hello!
Akaiatana: Fixed
TheAinMAP: Hello.
GhostValv: Got there
letsbelgo: They can't hear us in space
public_key_reveal_party: Audio problems %
brainbosh: Space Mother = Smother?
Getter404: I mean, there was the Game Mother in the Aliens RPG
SnackPak_: space baby needs a space mother
e_bloc: space mother
wedge_x: Arcturi cluster? I hardly... uhhh
Dog_of_Myth:
Akaiatana: X-wing miniatures is dead? Boo
e_bloc: space lord>
Getter404: Dead from Asmodee wanting their little Product Silos
HadesLeprechaun: it had a good long run though, for this kind of board game
couchboyj: More than one colon is a bit excessive
artdecosunburn: @couchboyj : ? : ? :
SnackPak_: boo
public_key_reveal_party: thankfully?
Fruan: God, I have SO many TIE fighters.
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Getter404: There's also Dropfleet Commander, which is... I don't hear much about it but it LOOKS good
Despoiler98: @Getter404 dropfleet commander is great, the ships are gorgeous and the game is fun
vinewood_og: "Give us money, until you die."
wedge_x: just 3d print your TIE fighters, just like the Empire!
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GhostValv: I like not thinking
letsbelgo: Do we get space music?
Despoiler98: wooooo Y Wings
johnnylongtorso: why wing?
RatherLargeToad: Good old flying coffins
kragmabutch: Y-wings the best
Gadora: I love Y-Wings. Just in general.
wedge_x: Cori! represent! Y wing best wing
Raincoast_Bear:
Hey! I'm looking forward to your play thru. I watched all the Games Night channel vids and dug out my X-Wing collection to try it out. 
Despoiler98: Y wings are the workhorses of the rebellion
Earthenone: B, naners
Akaiatana: Uncommon Rider
Fruan: Gold Banana
ClockTamer: B4-N4
e_bloc: Otaku Jes
ghostihosti: "Hey-O Comin' Through"
Dog_of_Myth: I like Gold Banana
Despoiler98: Otaku Gold
wedge_x: Hotdog
SnackPak_: Uncommon Rider is very good
KeytarCat: Hotdog Bathwater
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Despoiler98: @KeytarCat hahahahaha
vinewood_og: Glurp Shitto's wingmate
artdecosunburn: I'd like to note that the Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum now has a screen-used X-wing in its new galleries.
ghostihosti: I mistook call sign for something you say when you call someone, not the name of the vehicle XD
ArdCollider: "--his name is PORKINS?!?! that's just *cruel*" --overheard in the aisle at SDCC in like 2015
johnnylongtorso: Porkins was Red 6
Mai_Andra: These are the Important Questions.
Raincoast_Bear: Horse Club
Getter404: stay on target
Gekyouryuu: apparently his full name is "Jek Tono Porkins" and his nickname was "piggy"
Despoiler98: STAY ON TARGET
kusinohki: meows
letsbelgo: Gold Banana
kusinohki: totally forgoot about this...
SnackPak_: Gekyouryuu woof
ArdCollider: who's up jeking their porkins, etc.
Getter404: @Gekyouryuu Wait, so we had a Piggy in the old Red Squadron AND a Pigsy in Rogue/Wraith Squadron?
wedge_x: ardaniel
kusinohki: banana squadron
ArdCollider:
kusinohki: it's a wild bunch
artdecosunburn: Does this campaign, if from 2012, include Expanded Universe lore?
RatherLargeToad: Popomatic local trouble?
kusinohki: yeah, porkins nicknamed piggy. voort sabring (?) was also nicknamed piggy for being a gamorean
LoadingReadyRun:
got a little space background music. how's the volume?
hiFunko: I can't wait to see how many freighters need to be scanned
hiFunko: wait what
artdecosunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Cantina band?
Jillexie: Escort missions are the worst
Gekyouryuu: I don't know what makes my brain do what it does, but I saw Cam's nameplate and my immediate thought was "JoJo's Bizarre Wars" and the "Aurora-ora-ora"
artdecosunburn: @Jillexie The fetch missions of space.
kusinohki: just noticed the background graphic *squee!*
aerohydra: Ilum
aerohydra: the crystals
Gekyouryuu: @Despoiler98 it's actually Stark Iller Base, and we're making Graham sick somehow.
hiFunko: starkiller because is in the kylo ren era
hiFunko: er base
kusinohki: kyber crystals
RatherLargeToad: Kyber crystal mines. Was a Jedi temple world
hiFunko: it's on ilum yeah
Despoiler98:
@Gekyouryuu 
I dont wanna make G money sick
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Gekyouryuu: You rebels *what*? you want them to WHAT, Cam?
hiFunko: I think it's because they're often british theatre actors, so they've got chops
Getter404: Daniel Craig in The Force Awakens
artdecosunburn: Daniel Craig was one.
felrender: Yeah, Craig's the stormtrooper Rey mind tricks
margieargie: "Ah good, our first catch of the day" is one of my favorites
kusinohki: but cam, what if you get stuck with a line like "door's locked, moving on"
felrender: Andor being shot on Pinewood lots + British locations really helped them nail the look
Getter404: Which is why Star Wars and the Donner Superman had like 60% overlap in extras/bit players
gnyrinn: After Alec Guinnes joined the project, a lot of the RSC joined.
DigitalSeahorse: I think it was the camera person that filmed Star Wars
Gekyouryuu: "I thought you said you played Othello!" "I do! the board game! I'm actually Tree number 7 in King Lear!"
Fruan: Making sure your TIEs are deployed facing the right way is a very important Imperial skill.
Raincoast_Bear: We've been playing thru Aturi Cluster's Star Trek cousin Attack Wing Alliance Dominion war. As much fun losing as winning. The creator's (Josh Derksen Lynnvander Studios) next campaign is for Battletech.
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: it has to be someone's full time job to make sure TIEs aren't stored upside down and backwards
Lord_Hosk: What if the imperial pilots realize they are being used as disposable pawns and defect?
Juliamon: omg
DiscordianTokkan: eyyyy
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
Getter404: YES
Gekyouryuu: yeeeesssssssssssss
WiJohn: Oh heck yeah
letsbelgo: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: YESSSSS
Firnsarwen: Ooo
public_key_reveal_party:
TehAmelie: gasp
felrender: oh hell yeah
ClockTamer: noo
zefinderus: woo
Firnsarwen: Niiiice
ClockTamer: Yes!
gibbousm: cue the text scroll
gualdhar: hell yeah
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A_Dub888: Godspeed rebels
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Dog_of_Myth: I'm so happy right now
ghostihosti: @TehAmelie what the job should be named? Tie Righter. What it's really called? Asset Allocation Officer
A_Dub888: a
DiscordianTokkan: a
Sapphic_Shenanigans: a
TehAmelie: @ghostihosti yess
Lord_Hosk: Im inspired
epsilon_vee: justifi cation
Dog_of_Myth: SO good Paul!!
ClockTamer: absolute cinema
RealGamerCow:
Manitu_25: sooo cooll
ArdCollider: nice work, Ian, AE scrolls are a pain in the ass
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gualdhar: Good job Ian!
Dog_of_Myth: Sorry, so good Ian!!!
James_the_Dabbler: is there anything Ian can’t do
kusinohki: I was hoping the camera would scroll down after the text crawl and then bring the playmat in shot. asking too much I'm sure...
loufghyslaufey: Weh? Wait, what timeline is this? Lucas? Filoni? Gilroy? Faverau? Jar Jar Abrams?
RatherLargeToad: cannot escape the dials
Lord_Hosk: Well it has to be pre JJ, as this is the rebellion not the resistance.
notpsion: @hiFunko so long as they dont have to scan Onece 3
Raincoast_Bear: ONly the player need them. NP Fighters roll randomly.
Manitu_25: is "height/depth“ ignored in X-wing for simplicity?
gualdhar: wait they can't do that! Imps aren't smart enough!
notpsion: wheres platform D-34
Raincoast_Bear: @Manitu_25 Indeed.
public_key_reveal_party: this seems like a pretty neat system from the roughly 5 minutes I've seen of play
Manitu_25:
@Raincoast_Bear thx 
RatherLargeToad: parsecs
kusinohki: can I feel sorry for cori being in a y-wing? my tie fighter experience means she's most likely first to die...
Akaiatana: How many circles, squares, and triangles is that?
johnnylongtorso: @kusinohki could be worse, could be a Z-95 Headhunter
pleonasticTautology: you press z or r twice
RatherLargeToad: consult the Peppy!
TheWanderingNomad: @johnnylongtorso Hey don't you besmirch my Space MiG
Fruan: It's remarkably simple when you get the hang of it, while remaining almost impossible to stay off the rocks.
letsbelgo: Thats actually an aelieron roll, not a barrel roll. *pushes glasses through forehead*
kusinohki: z-95.... yeah. also little respect, but just didn't see enough of them I guess. by the end of the game I had 200-250 y-wing kills...
hiFunko: looks like 12
Lord_Hosk:
Its 3 Imperial units 
johnnylongtorso: in space, no one can hear you measure
Akaiatana: Rebels will do anything to not use Imperial
gnyrinn: But you're not dealing with real life units, you're talking about inches.
notpsion: heh
Manitu_25: @gnyrinn lmao
iBowl125: WHOA now way y'all're playing X-Wing!
Akaiatana: X-wings win TIEs
Lord_Hosk:
Listen, Star Wars fandom is full of Inaccuracies they think are correct
notpsion: it's true
kusinohki: "they move at the speed of plot"
SquareDotCube: to be fair TIE/LNs are more a swarming unit
kusinohki: classic ackbar slash maneuver
xantos69: totally not in range for that "yet". but a fine choice for next turn.
Akaiatana:
"I've got a good feeling about this" Cameron breaking Star Wars canon
QuixoticScrivener: decimeter mentioned!
kusinohki: ^^
Lord_Hosk: I have that problem too Cori, I can only focus... sometimes
artdecosunburn: Roll casual.
haiiro87: DO A BARREL ROLL!
kusinohki: is the left side of screen the flow char ian is following??
johnnylongtorso: *beep beep* he cut me off!
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: I didn't realize they're "Aurora" and "Banana," that's both awesome and in keeping with the military naming things alphabetically
letsbelgo: lockon lockon
Despoiler98: line em up shoot em down
artdecosunburn: Are there canonical bananas in the Star Wars universe? I bet they're blue.
TehAmelie: maybe the legend of the banana has spread to a galaxy far far away. and long ago
artdecosunburn: The Jedi Chi Q'Ita.
kusinohki: that enemy got split by the banana!
artdecosunburn: @kusinohki Double scoop of blasters with a cherry.
DigitalSeahorse:
Gadora: Does the defense roll happen before or after Cam spends his focus?
LoadingReadyRun: Famous Star Wars pop group S Foil 7
Lord_Hosk: Lock Cameron foils in attack possition
kusinohki: foiled again!
Despoiler98: Cams wingperson is in a Y-wing nobody was there to tell him to lock his s-foils before the battle
Akaiatana: Ribs grow back!
artdecosunburn: LRR should get some actual plotting rods to move ships/units, like in the animated intro.
Despoiler98: GONK
wedge_x: hell yeah gonk
Dog_of_Myth: Good old Gonk
kusinohki: gonk, the true hero we need
artdecosunburn: Does this system use proprietary dice of the sort FFG was so fond?
Despoiler98: LOL Tie Fighters with shields
Despoiler98: @artdecosunburn yes very much so
artdecosunburn: Figured so.
kusinohki: some tie fighters have shields. they tend to be prototypes though...
Lord_Hosk: Are the T.I.E. Fighters taking Bobby Hull damage or Brett Hull damage? because one is way stronger
artdecosunburn: @Lord_Hosk Worse, Hull, England. Very grim.
kusinohki: monty hall damage. you can choose the other door to get hit instead
gnyrinn: @artdecosunburn So the damage is dealt by unemployed fishermen, then?
public_key_reveal_party: I also can't take actions when stressed
Despoiler98: @public_key_reveal_party mood
kusinohki: I only take action when stressed. mostly lots of flailing...
artdecosunburn: @gnyrinn Precisely. And the torpedoes are Yorkshire soccer hooligans.
TheMerricat: For Chat's sake, yes the sticks they use in war gaming to move units are in fact called plotting rods, but it doesn't look like anyone sells them under that name. On the other hand, there are plenty of rake style croupier sticks out there on the market that as far as I can tell, are plotting rods with a different name.
LoadingReadyRun: My impression is that tie fighters are basically the smallest/cheapest ship that they can make. Just enough ship to fit a gun and hold pilot
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TehAmelie: of course, they spend such extravagant resources on star destroyers and death stars, gotta make up the budget somewhere
TheAinMAP:
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun yes they are designed to be short ranged and mass produced so a star destroyer can jump in and deploy swarms of them
artdecosunburn: @TheMerricat I've actually looked into this. Some specialty WWII wargame companies that do block games sell wooden rods. A rake traditionally bends from the side, while a rod runs straight down the middle from the center.
Raincoast_Bear: @LoadingReadyRun The Imperial Budgeting Office in notoriously strict with fighter purchasing.
artdecosunburn: @LoadingReadyRun They're like PT boats in Vietnam, right?
LoadingReadyRun: and if your base ship is destroyed, you are basically screwed
public_key_reveal_party: so did cameron just drift a spaceship?
artdecosunburn: @Raincoast_Bear Especially since Darth Vought came in.
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun if your out of range of a base or inhabited planet yes
wedge_x: @artdecosunburn closer to Soviet doctrine
Despoiler98: they have no hyperdrive
johnnylongtorso: from lazy two to dropping a bomb
Raincoast_Bear: @LoadingReadyRun INdeed - basic TIEs do not have hyperdrives IIRC.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So this is one of those things that gets argued about on reddit. The common perception is that tie fighters are just mass produced cannon fodder, but if you actually pay attention to the movies (at least the old ones, I haven't seen the last three) and notice they actually don't get shot down any more than the rebels do, which given the alliance ships HAVE shields, should say something.
Lord_Hosk: Fireball comes out of Cori's butt as she flys away
TheMerricat: For the most part, tie fighters are 'weak' because of the video games.
Lord_Hosk: And the movies
Kentosaurus: I think a good analogy for tie fighters is the sherman tank from wwii. cheap and simple to manufacture and repair, and you make so many you can outnumber the enemy
Despoiler98: @TheMerricat I mean you say that but lookit what the millenium falcon did to them
TehAmelie: i tried looking into if the city Hull got its name from the ship feature or the other way around, but boy that place is ancient and complicated
TheMerricat:
@Despoiler98 With a force user manning the guns. 
artdecosunburn: @public_key_reveal_party Tattooine Drift?
Despoiler98: @TheMerricat Han?
public_key_reveal_party: they add an oxidizer to the ships for just the purpose of cool looking explosions
Raincoast_Bear: Don't get cocky, Merricat.
TheMerricat: @Despoiler98 Luke
xantos69: @TheMerricat It is really a question of what is the "best ship". It is kind of like asking what is the best tank. Standard Tie Fighters are a great ship in some areas and not others. They are extremely fast and maneuverable, they attain that by giving up armor and shields. Because everything in engineering is a trade off.
kusinohki: for the most part we only see tie fighters interacting with the main cast who typically have plot armor so we seldom see them in a winning situation....
Lord_Hosk:
Han Solo, notably, not a force user
Despoiler98: I know, han was on the guns too
Despoiler98: @Lord_Hosk thanks
wedge_x: the early MiGs, the -15, -17, -19, and -21, were all built on the idea of fairly cheap to produce, fast as hell, couple of strong guns, and not much else
TehAmelie: guess they didn't worry too much about the cost of training pilots back then either
RealGamerCow: This is fun!
artdecosunburn: Round 4, that is Round 1.
Despoiler98: @TehAmelie in the video games basically if you survived being a TIE Fighter pilot that was how you got promoted to the more advanced fighters
artdecosunburn: @TehAmelie The whole region is fascinating in its complexity.
DigitalSeahorse:
gnyrinn: That's one of Bradley's tracks, right? In any case it's really good.
TheMerricat:
Ah yeah, that would still work but it's not the iconic image. 
DigitalSeahorse:
interesting album
artdecosunburn: Exactly. Why I'm always on the lookout for a classic, center handle, wooden plotting stick.
wedge_x: in reality, fighter complexity went up as missiles became more complex and viable. and while there's a lot of guided weaponry in the games, on screen most star wars dogfights are purely gunfights
wedge_x:
because that's visually more interesting 
DigitalSeahorse:
artdecosunburn: @wedge_x As opposed to Star Trek fights, which are submarine warfare.
wedge_x: ^
wedge_x: and surface fleet yeah
gnyrinn: @wedge_x Also, it's what audiences who grew up on WW2 films can get into.
TheMerricat: I would love a space fighter of ANY franchise, or even a new one of it's own that actually had missiles that were even half as competent as what is fielded TODAY.
artdecosunburn: Space drones?
lamina5432: I want a gundam mobile suit one
gnyrinn: @artdecosunburn featuring lots and lots of orbital mechanics
TheMerricat: Or even just ones that relied on good ol fashion image recognition and tracking. You know how many times I've seen a sci-fi fight where a fighter 'jukes' a missle or tricks it because it's using 'heat signatures'.
Darth_Litigious: A space fighter set in the Expanse universe could be neat.
wedge_x: the little bit of Gundam I've watched does a really good job of mixing both kinds of air combat and making it interesting
tdapenguin: @gnyrinn sounds like PvP Kerbal?
TehAmelie: Eve Online has a pretty fun system, if totally divorced from reality. the bigger the missile the slower it explodes, so faster ships take less damage. . .
artdecosunburn: Ugh. I had an extensive discussion about Kepler's Laws and orbital launch trajectories for a museum exhibit the other day. Intricate stuff.
lamina5432: I'm so freakin jealous of anywhere that has access to the gundam cockpit arcade machine
wedge_x: woooow
artdecosunburn: @TehAmelie Is that the one with the elaborate, spreadsheet-based economy?
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: yeop
SquareDotCube: line
TheMerricat: @artdecosunburn EVE Online, the spreadsheet game with a space sim attached.
artdecosunburn: Ha!
johnnylongtorso: TIE lolno
Raincoast_Bear: @artdecosunburn Aren't all economies spread-sheet based?
DigitalSeahorse: Linear Ninja
kusinohki: would LN be leutinant? rank of pilot??
artdecosunburn: Like my favorite 90s trading card game. Sim City. It was essentially playing a spreadsheet.
wedge_x: leftenant in SWU LOL
artdecosunburn: @Raincoast_Bear The Soviet economy was false spreadsheet based.
margieargie: TIE Light Novel, clearly
Raincoast_Bear: TIE/ln Likey Nonfunctional.
lamina5432: If EVE wasn't well known pay to win I think I'd be giving it a try
Despoiler98: @kusinohki no its short for Line, as in the basic or standard line model
I_Am_Clockwork:
10000 Hooray, Xwing!
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DigitalSeahorse: Lithium Nickle battery cause they have combine them by then
Despoiler98: @lamina5432 I played EVE for a couple years over a decade ago, it was a second job, and not even one I particularly liked
artdecosunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Rare space metals?
DigitalSeahorse: Latitude North
TheMerricat:
Yes, yes that's how it works Cori.
DigitalSeahorse: yes, future metals
artdecosunburn: Ohhh. (Whispers) "The future." (Theramin plays)
JKBalch: Skippy!
UnknownFriday: According to my Haynes TIE Fighter manual, the Empire's official name for the craft is the Twin Ion Engine line edition space superiority starfighter, which Sienar abbreviated as TIE/in.
DigitalSeahorse:
lamina5432: @Despoiler98 I think that might be the eventual outcome a lot of MMO's lead people to
artdecosunburn: They do have a space Boeing, and their aelerons fall off.
kusinohki: etheric rudder
Despoiler98: yes
LoadingReadyRun: Devastator To Be Determined
si_valael: I learned about a new WWII bomber today, thanks Cam!
Despoiler98: Nah Cam the Y Wing is the Dauntless
I_Am_Clockwork: not to be confused with The Devastator, which is a named Star Destroyer XD
kusinohki: how come no one ever does an emmelman turn? it's always barrel rolls...
artdecosunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Devastator. Reminds me it would be fun to see LRR play the old tabletop "Crimson Skies."
I_Am_Clockwork: A touch, a touch, I do confess
johnnylongtorso: nice shootin', Tex
artdecosunburn: A maneuver of this complexity needs a name.
Despoiler98: @artdecosunburn I wonder what it could be?
artdecosunburn: The Victoria Two-Step?
johnnylongtorso: the banana split
SquareDotCube: @artdecosunburn Let's call it the "Fancy Flying"
artdecosunburn: @johnnylongtorso Bingo!
gnyrinn: Complete the Pacific war analogy, do a Thatch weave.
artdecosunburn: @SquareDotCube I do think that's appropriate.
I_Am_Clockwork: "Keep your distance, chewie, but don't LOOK like you're trying to keep your distance... I don't know, fly casual"
si_valael: In honor of the newest crapshot, I recommend it be called the hotdog slip
HadesLeprechaun: The 'fly straight' maneuver! Nobody has ever tried that
Lord_Hosk: You just call your mothership mom
artdecosunburn: @Lord_Hosk Until the divorce, then you get a step-mothership.
I_Am_Clockwork: The Indipendence is the name of your mother ship in the X-Wing video game
I_Am_Clockwork: Independence even
Despoiler98: isnt the asteroid blocking?
Lord_Hosk: There is sound is Star Wars Space, because there is "etheria" which transmits sound and allows for maneuvering with fins and wings.
vinewood_og: Thicc Space
Kentosaurus: sound emulation
RatherLargeToad: Minonsky particles
artdecosunburn: Nice of the physical principles of the universe to match the needs of Hollywood in a galaxy far, far away.
I_Am_Clockwork: that means that you could program Tiefighters to make fart sounds
I_Am_Clockwork: instead of their clasic scream
artdecosunburn: Lucas also was obsessed with the Tuskeegee Airmen.
I_Am_Clockwork: which would be hilarious
Despoiler98: ka BOOM
public_key_reveal_party: so cori fired a bomb into a meteor that in turn got fired into a ship?
I_Am_Clockwork: looks out to me
Despoiler98: no I think she laid a mine on the asteroid that blewd up cause the TIE was close enough
Kentosaurus: uh oh
TheAinMAP: No shields? But that's one of the Y-wing's greatest strengths.
hiFunko: I'm gonna be taking a hard two once I finish this morning coffee
public_key_reveal_party: I forgot the tracks on the top right were not obstacles
artdecosunburn: X-wing, Y-wing, B-Wing -- What would be the worst letter to inspire a Star Wars fighter?
Despoiler98: Cam if you have to ask the question?
artdecosunburn: I'm thinking the G-wing would be awful.
kusinohki: o-wing?
si_valael: p-wing
KeytarCat: W
public_key_reveal_party: @artdecosunburn Q- wing
letsbelgo: Show me your O0wing
letsbelgo: O-wing
gnyrinn: @artdecosunburn W, or possibly ð.
kusinohki: s-wing is awkward to say....
letsbelgo: Thorne-wing? If we want to get fancy
Dog_of_Myth: Z wing would be weird
iarethel0ser: Lowercase-i wing.
letsbelgo: Z wing sounds too cool. Thats like the super good pilots
letsbelgo: that do secret missions
kusinohki: zero wing if we include numbers...
letsbelgo: and shoot lightsabers or someshit
saintguard: Any letter with umlaut-wing
Dog_of_Myth: Gamma wing you don't want to make angry.
johnnylongtorso: @kusinohki what you say?!
gnyrinn: Didn't Mel Brooks threaten to make a movie featuring an Aleph-wing?
A_Dub888:
@iarethel0ser now you're just imagining things 
Dog_of_Myth: Æ-wing is the real one.
I_Am_Clockwork: The Double U wing, not to be confused with the W wing
artdecosunburn: @Dog_of_Myth Sounds like a SpaceX/Tesla project.
public_key_reveal_party: if we expand past letters and move to punctuation we could get the interrobang wing which I think would be fun
artdecosunburn: Ha!
Dog_of_Myth:
letsbelgo: @gnyrinn Jews in space. A fake movie at the end of history of the world part 1
gnyrinn: @letsbelgo That was the reference, yes.
letsbelgo: Well you asked a question
Despoiler98: thats a danger cookie
kusinohki: thought the rebels have shot down 2 ties already
johnnylongtorso: carry the 7...
artdecosunburn: The real burden for Cori and Cameron will be the Alliance paperwork when they get back to base.
public_key_reveal_party: everyone on this stream and everyone watching the stream will be making hard 2 jokes for as long as this game is being played
Despoiler98: @public_key_reveal_party as is correct
public_key_reveal_party: you have to be very careful to not mix them and the healing torpedos up
kusinohki: "fire the lasers of understanding!"
johnnylongtorso: the homing torpedoes gave up and went home
artdecosunburn: @kusinohki Sounds like something a heavily-armed UNESCO would do.
vinewood_og: Luke, maybe you should switch ON your targeting computer
A_Dub888: did gibb weigh these dice after some slight?
johnnylongtorso: that Wookiee must not have much leg room
kusinohki: these pilots came from the stormtrooper ranks...
artdecosunburn: The Astromech may be drunk on the job.
johnnylongtorso: it's just a jump to the left, and a hard 2 to the riiiiight
letsbelgo: Like a bird
artdecosunburn: Given that these are TIEs, I hope they have an interweaving maneuver called "the Shoelace."
letsbelgo: lazy three all day
e_bloc: stealing Heather's bit from Rhythm Cafe/House of lies
Raincoast_Bear: He did not do an Immelmann after all.
ghyllnox: Personally I don't mind Cam's fidgets even if they sometimes bong
johnnylongtorso: scratched the paint on that one
DigitalSeahorse:
hiFunko: yes
hiFunko: in xmen 3
kusinohki: I think you have to become a tie fighter ace before you can fly an interceptor...
artdecosunburn: @johnnylongtorso Gonna be docked for dinging the company car.
public_key_reveal_party: you have demonstrated the ability to not crash into a rock, for this we award you a distinguished metal
hyralt: Vinnie Jones the ex-footballer
e_bloc: xmen 3 was great because they managed to incorporate one of the great memes of the time with Juggernaut--"don't you know who I am...I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH."
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Raincoast_Bear: JUGGERNAUT BITCH is the name of my Bikini Kill cover band.
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
johnnylongtorso: here be space dragons
artdecosunburn: Avoid the edge of the map -- are the Imperials afraid they're going to fall off?
kusinohki: I hate when I fall off the edge of space...
artdecosunburn: @johnnylongtorso That's what space maps these days are missing. Elaborate cartouches and sea monsters in the margins.
artdecosunburn: NASA should get on that.
CookieMom: Those bonuses seem ill-conceived. If players fail to complete objectives, they're less able to deal with future objectives.
e_bloc: so is it a star chart vs star map, since the call exploration vehicles ships?
LoadingReadyRun: #deploycurvy
hyralt: my hard 2 came out curvy once. it was unpleasant
artdecosunburn: Probably. I wonder if fictional ships use star trackers like real world deep space probes.
Raincoast_Bear: The die roll table AI for the ships is surprising sometimes. We found it often makes better choices than our own maneuvers....
e_bloc: pain meds after surgery cause the worst kind of hard 2
LoadingReadyRun: A curvy 2 is how you poop a Q
artdecosunburn: @Raincoast_Bear You're saying the algorithms are learning? (Looks around, paranoid)
hyralt: @LoadingReadyRun oh wow I saw that video a long time ago
QuixoticScrivener: What are the rebel symbols tracking for the players?
e_bloc: I do not want to know the specifics of a hard 3
LoadingReadyRun: @QuixoticScrivener XP
Raincoast_Bear: The "K" turn is the Immelmann IIRC.
QuixoticScrivener: @loadingreadyrun thanks Paul!
artdecosunburn: @e_bloc Involves a lot of fiber.
e_bloc: @artdecosunburn I just clenched so hard thinking about that
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e_bloc: I think the problem is they used all of the dice luck for the week last night on Stardew
artdecosunburn: Stardew, Star Wars. Only so much star luck to go around.
Raincoast_Bear: Star Dew X-Valley
LoadingReadyRun: That was James rolling, too. so that's like double luck usage
artdecosunburn: @Raincoast_Bear Sounds like an extreme cola from the 1990s.
e_bloc: after the first year of Stardew Wars, you find out the person who you inherited the farm from is Darth Vader
artdecosunburn: "Luke, I am your Farmer."
e_bloc:
@artdecosunburn
ghostihosti: Star Wars IV: StarDew Trope
e_bloc: every now and then I fall apart
artdecosunburn: The TIE fighter is like a dog. Has to circle before resting.
Raincoast_Bear: That's no moon...
ghostihosti: Does the app feature a post-battle animation of everything that happened at real time, because if not, it should.
Raincoast_Bear: Isn't it roll a die for damage? Or is that only in Star Trek Attack Wing?
Raincoast_Bear: Irrelevant.
Raincoast_Bear: Awesome roll!
TehAmelie: i believe it'll be a challenge for the community to construct that animation
Raincoast_Bear: Metals for everybody (except the Wookie)!
hyralt: That was fun!
ghostihosti: Congrats on not getting blow up!
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