josh___something: XD
TXC2: game sucks, you heard it here first
TXC2:
AceGun_: game very difficult and frustrating. Moments of extreme fun though.
Jturbobanana: You're great, Nelly! That was a super fun stream!
TXC2: that first game felt brutal
josh___something: The 9 year old fighty game prodigy
Omthebox: More like 1XKO
josh___something: You want to maul people in this game
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
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Mr_Horrible: it's the deep end, yeah
Aceviru:
shamblingkrenshar: The fighting game crucible is brutal
TXC2: yeah that was a gauntlet
Mr_Horrible: Nelly's already doing some cooking, tho
josh___something: It's a trial by fire, but hopefully fun
AceGun_: I think duos is the best thing for onboarding I've seen so far.
josh___something: Nelly is cooking
TXC2: !patreon
Mai_Andra: somewhere between SF6 World Tour and SimSim
Jturbobanana: o7
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TXC2: ooh dice friends tomorrow
JinaMahavira: yay book
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TXC2: yay book!
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Mr_Horrible:
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artdecosunburn only if the die rolls well 
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TehAmelie: oh hai strim
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TXC2:
TXC2: TODAY!
TXC2: big if true
TXC2: hello Heather, Paul and Beej
TehAmelie: wow, i was playing Silksong just a minute ago
TehAmelie: what are the odds (very good really)
accountmadeforants: The Virtual Boy thing is quite possibly the funniest thing Nintendo's done in ages
RockPusher: Marketing turns up to the shop being on fire with a bucket of gasoline
TehAmelie: ah, i did feel something was missing last week
JusticeJuice: Silksong, supporting local controller manufactures.
KaleidoscopeMind: the news was silksong hard
TehAmelie: so many kinds of bugs. even mouse bugs
TXC2: not all insects in Hollownest
Gekyouryuu: Hornet IS half-spider
Spades_Slicc: Hornet is a spider-person
DoodlestheGreat: Non-binary spiders, even.
Spades_Slicc: WAIT is Hornet in the spiderverse?????
TehAmelie: controversial trivia: spiders are bugs, in that they have mouths that can only consume liquid
DoodlestheGreat: For scrubs.
kingandcommoner: I saw peopel riding flying mounts in the monster hunter trailer. I think nintendo should so Capcpm
TXC2: for some scrubs! (he said, not having played the game...and being rather bad at hollow knight)
RockPusher:
Heather built different 
accountmadeforants:
Silksong is instructive. It instructs you to git gud
Kentosaurus: John Silksong from the hit game Silksong?
DoodlestheGreat: Hundred March, or Harch for short.
accountmadeforants: Just like many bosses in Metroid
accountmadeforants: Boss who gets in the way of you exploring more of the map
incslayer: Silksong would be a very different game if the bossess dropped sweet katanas
Bruceski: Today I said to my brother "I got to that area you were talking about, it was annoying to get through Area X to reach it" and he said "what's Area X?" All I could say was dang this game is great.
TXC2:
"giving my wife trouble? won't go near him" usually the opposite of what happens
incslayer: @TXC2 Beej doesnt want to become an accessory
TXC2: incslayer touché
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kingandcommoner: Sister Splinter took 4 tries I think?
Bruceski: Sister Splinter is a "do you use your RB for stuff other than healing" check. Control the adds and it's fine.
TehAmelie: is she naked because she loses her needle or her cloak? important questions
RubikDarkwill: My problem with Sister Splinter was the adds more than herself
RubikDarkwill: @TehAmelie Both!
Bruceski: @RubikDarkwill yeah, they bully you well.
TehAmelie: i know you lose both, so i have to ask
Bruceski: I'm one of the folks who picked Silksong up not playing Hollow Knight. It's had its rough points but I knew what I was getting/
accountmadeforants:
At the very least, I don't want them to nerf bosses before I get to them 
TheMerricat: BTW - I noticed on the youtube comments folk had the following tip for Beej - does he know that healing midair is 'safe?
kingandcommoner: The only thing that bothers me is "get hit, this hit is a stun lock/grab, get hit again" at least don't make it feel like I can escape the second hit when I can't
mtvcdm: There's wanting the difficulty, there's also wanting people to be able to play
TehAmelie: i appreciate they see the need to fine tune things
accountmadeforants: Hehehehe
RockPusher:
Barb4rian: Poor Silksong, suffering under the weight of immense hype
TehAmelie: after seeing Serge having one fight that involved 26 enemies, 12 minions and 3 bosses, i'm surely not gonna say anything if people want to use mods to lower the difficulty
Diabore: i will farm 3 coin mooks for that sword
RubikDarkwill: It's like the Lunafly Lantern in HK
EikoandMog: There's also enough keys for all doors.
kingandcommoner: I have come to like the separate currency for tools
Bruceski: @EikoandMog Oh good. I found my second simple key just after finding my third simple lock so I was a bit worried
TehAmelie: i feel we have to emphasize this one use key costing 500 beads at the time it's available represents "hours" of grinding in the best case
RealGamerCow: good advice in general for life
RubikDarkwill: And it's not the exact same pattern
RockPusher: Heather can see The Matrix
Gekyouryuu: Heather should play hunting horn
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RockPusher:
so if we are making a new controller, use hieroglyphs for the buttons 
accountmadeforants: Both recent Prince of Persia games are excellent.
emilevitt: the blasphemous games are some of my favorite recent metroidvanias
emilevitt:
accountmadeforants:
@RockPusher Amazon's Luna controller should just use Twitch emotes for the buttons. 
EikoandMog: @accountmadeforants Press POGCHAMP to continue
TehAmelie: it's so ludicrous that the game companies have various patents on controller designs, i'm looking at you Nintendo, that we can't have a simple standard even for button names
EikoandMog: That is how civil works.
accountmadeforants: Honestly, for representing himself, getting off with a settlement is kind of impressive.
TXC2: accountmadeforants it sure is
TehAmelie: now i'm not a lawyer, but i think settling is how you lose a lawsuit
gnyrinn: He might not have had an option to not represent himself. Either lack of funds or possibly all the lawyers he talked to advised him to settle.
LurkerSpine: Yeah this just harms right to repair laws
RealGamerCow: Plot twist, you no longer own your Switch
gnyrinn: The thing is there isn't much protection. The law allows (and in my opinion actively encourages) companies to not distinguish between a tinker and a thief.
artdecosunburn: Oh, optical media.
incslayer: but to rip some optical media you need to break the DRM on that optical media which limits you from copying it
TXC2: gnyrinn a lot of those laws are, by design, anti competitive.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I think flash cards and mod chips should be allowed (including selling modded consoles ore the service to mod it). They should litigate the actual piracy if they really want to. But your hardware should be your own.
accountmadeforants: Switch 2 models/CAD files were floating around for a while already, Genki just had a bit more legitimacy to theirs since they're an accessory company so it made sense for them to have it. (So the fact that it turns out that they weren't even licensed makes it a bit odd.)
TXC2:
Nintendo owns whole ass colours now?
TehAmelie: red, blue, yellow and green?
gnyrinn: If they can't use black, can they use midnight blue?
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Pantone says hi.
TXC2:
accountmadeforants they at least make paint
Gekyouryuu: if THIS can leak, then ANYTHING can
UnknownFriday: @TXC2 I was going to say try to paint a car Ferrari Rosso.
TheAwkes: Trade dress kinda don't use these colours.
TXC2:
UnknownFriday fine, I will, he's dead he can't stop me
artdecosunburn: Mitt Romney says companies are people.
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a whole Wordle-like game where you guess company logos like that
RubikDarkwill: Brand confusion
TheMerricat: " In trademark law, "reasonable" typically refers to a "reasonable consumer" whose judgment determines if there's a likelihood of confusion between marks, a core element of infringement claims. Another application of "reasonable" is the "reasonable royalty," which is a hypothetical licensing fee a court might award as damages to compensate a trademark owner for unauthorized use of their mark.
accountmadeforants: It doesn't even need all that, you can trademark colors as a whole.
accountmadeforants: (But typically constrained to specific product categories)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just gold, like the old ass Zeld acarts
TheMerricat: " Yes, a specific color can be trademarked, but only if it acquires "secondary meaning" by being consistently associated with a particular brand in consumers' minds, and if it is not functional or essential to the product's purpose. This means the color must serve as a source identifier, not just for decoration or utility, so that consumers see the color and think of your brand exclusively. "
artdecosunburn: Twinebox.
e_bloc: The Long Game is not to use the words "House," "Of," and/or "Lies."
EikoandMog:
rip Haru Urara... 
RubikDarkwill: A lack of explicit "No" is not a "Yes":
TheMerricat: I think it's mostly an expensive lesson that Nintendo has rabid lawyers and don't play cute with them.
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RockPusher: Beej
EikoandMog: Beej...
e_bloc: why
TXC2: read the room man
richard_ermen: Beej declares: Atari dead.
incslayer: Atari has been dead many times before by now
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think they relased on 9-4 to specifically say it was Silksong's fault
accountmadeforants: Atari does have a bangin' logo, at least
TXC2: but was Atari ever truly alive?
EikoandMog: It's what happens to old horses.
e_bloc: let dying horses die
RockPusher: Horse passes after long, happy, life
Gekyouryuu: Haru's a good girl
EikoandMog: It got shared to the rest of her stable, too.
richard_ermen: "A horse. A horse. My chillpoint for a horse!"
Gekyouryuu: They also didn't send all of it at once
Laserbeaks_Fury: They Brewster's Millions Haru
Gekyouryuu: It's being sent in sustainable amounts
TheMerricat: If Nolan Bushnell came back and purchased Atari, people would sit up and listen. But honestly, the Atari 2600's entire game library would be a single UFO 50 like game today.
accountmadeforants: They also don't deliver it in one go, just in batches as it's actually needed
TXC2: "are you gonna eat all of that?" "eventually, I'm not gonna do it in one hit!"
EikoandMog: There's two left from the original release: Daiwa Scarlet (aged 21) and Gold Ship (aged 15)
TheMerricat: So colic... is a common cause of it for horses is a sudden change in their diet...
accountmadeforants: (Even though receiving tons and tons of grass in one go would be very funny)
EikoandMog: Gold Ship is still actively available for stud, too.
RockPusher: You would deny a horse to share their food with all their friends?
Firewhiskers: @TheMerricat The SFW games anyway....
artdecosunburn: No party like a rye grass party, apparently.
artdecosunburn: She's like the Yossarian of horses. Endless missions.
RockPusher: genki horse likes to run
accountmadeforants: You don't run 113 races without being built different. It's not weird for some to retire (or get injured) after 10 or 20.
mtvcdm: The Japanese Zippy Chippy
Bruceski: A Sandra Bullock racehorse
EikoandMog: The theory was that she liked running with other horses and didn't want to get away from the pack
Laserbeaks_Fury: She's not the blue dog in Zelda
gnyrinn: Not a neverwaser.
e_bloc: yeah if you only raced the fastest horse there would only be one horse in the race
accountmadeforants: Well, the farm she was at was also constantly near bankruptcy, so she needed to race to finance her own food/grooming.
mtvcdm: It probably actually saved the horse's life, because racehorses that don't win... often get destroyed, sadly to say.
LurkerSpine: Umamusume has its hooks in me lol
Gekyouryuu: Umamusume is a roguelike raising sim
EikoandMog: That's a mechanic in the game, too.
EikoandMog: I will not elaborate further
mtvcdm: Horse racing is all about breeding, and losing horses, breeders want those genes out of the pool. So Haru Urara only got to run so long because the horse was unusually popular.
e_bloc: can they at least make a sequel that involves Garfield
KaleidoscopeMind: 0.o
TheMerricat: "Congratulations! You graduate to Milkshake!'
accountmadeforants: 2018
RockPusher: it's closer to a decade than I am happy with
TXC2: SPOILERS WARNING
EikoandMog: Season 2 made my sob multiple times.
accountmadeforants: (The game itself only came out in 2021 in Japan)
RatherLargeToad: it’s still coming out. Season 5 is coming up soon
e_bloc: mug = spoiler conch
Gekyouryuu: Silence Suzuka
RatherLargeToad: Season 2 is one of the better sports anime out there of any type
RockPusher: of horse
TXC2:
of course they're idol girls
CaptainSpam: Of course, of course.
schordash: the mug will come down when spoilers for the umamusume anime are over (for those already muted)
accountmadeforants: I only ever watched the first episode of the first anime, but I *love* the recent (standalone) Cinderella Gray anime (and have now caught up to the manga). Definitely one of my favourite sports anime/manga at this point
RatherLargeToad: She gets better and is sent to “race in America”
RubikDarkwill: "The idol aspect Pat? What? Oh there as idol tag! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
EikoandMog: Him and went to on-site vet but was euthanised.
TXC2: SPOILERS OVER
LurkerSpine: I mean a bunch of those horses are long gone that are in the game
ghyllnox: @RatherLargeToad "An American Farm Upstate" huh
TheMerricat: She's sent upstate to race in the 'other league'
LurkerSpine: Like nearly all of them
Gekyouryuu: Beej, only 2 of the girls in the cover art are even still alive irl atm. They just hang out. They're not 1 to 1, just reincarnations, basically
ghyllnox: Like games for kids in hospitals?
accountmadeforants: Haru Urara never ran in the kind of high-level races the other horses are in to begin with, her inclusion is purely based on the real horse being so iconic.
RockPusher:
Laserbeaks_Fury: See, I was under the impression all the girls in the game were horses that have already passed
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EikoandMog: Umamusume is like, semi-isekai.
e_bloc: @EikoandMog ish-ekai
EikoandMog: @Laserbeaks_Fury Nope! Many still alive! We're down to 2 from the first release. One is still actively breeding, too.
accountmadeforants: @Laserbeaks_Fury Many of the horses were originally alive, but the game got delayed a bunch, and then us outside of Japan got it even later
artdecosunburn: There's a classic Malboro commercial from the 70s about dropping hay for livestock via helicopter. Smoking cowboys apparently use choppers.
Invitare: Horse Boruto
LurkerSpine: you can't keep the same name for racing horses
EikoandMog: Booooo
LurkerSpine: which is why their names are so damn weird
accountmadeforants: The company that does the grass delivery banks credits for the grass and delivers when needed, they don't just keep delivering until they've delivered all of it.
TXC2: legacy theme naming for horses
LurkerSpine: @TXC2 they kinda do this
e_bloc: horse racing with luchadors? yeah I'm in
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you mean Marlboro, but I love imagining a Malboro commercial
EikoandMog: I still need to actually watch Battle Royale.
LurkerSpine: Like Silence Suzuka is the child of Sunday Silence
TXC2:
LurkerSpine horses named like the enterprise in star trek, just with an A/B/C/D on the end
LurkerSpine: I'm not sure that's acceptable to whatever group(s) track horse racing pedigree. It would make things easier though
TXC2: LurkerSpine indeed
accountmadeforants: @LurkerSpine Matikanesomelongword is my favourite "family". Like yes, why even bother with spaces.
e_bloc: yeah but ours is actually an oval!
accountmadeforants: Our game needs to be all the games, you see
RockPusher:
If you want a more dangerous ring, eat spicier food 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ultimate Mario Party: 100 players and only the last player standing mini-games
artdecosunburn: Clearly need to make it a Balatro, roguelike Battale Royale to truly give the people what they want.
mtvcdm: A twist on a classic formula: this time, you get to fight things
KaleidoscopeMind: ok so
RockPusher: Facebook gonna Facebook, how shocking
TheAwkes:
I never Meta big tech company that wasn't complicit in something.
artdecosunburn: @RockPusher I went to college with Zuckerberg. It's not surprising.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
DoodlestheGreat: Meanwhile, I just got an e-mail that my claim for part of the recent settlement against Meta has been approved. Probably going to get enough for a sandwich from it.
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
RatherLargeToad: They aren’t allowed to play, so clearly there aren’t any. Foolproof logic
TheMerricat: Night @txc2 !
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather, Paul and Beej
e_bloc: yeah don't download the bank statements, we don't want to know how much cash the company has on hand
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's would be a fast survey
Laserbeaks_Fury: Only hire people who won't fall off unrailed walkways
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since the move is to unregulate everything without putting in the effort/money
e_bloc: creating something to make money without proper compliance to laws is extremely immoral
RatherLargeToad: Hello fellow Alleged Minors with young sounding voices!
Thefluffiestguineapig: To quote Yahtzee "there is no middle finger big enough"
RockPusher: English not perfect system
KaleidoscopeMind: and even if they aren't actually minors, they're still being harassed
RockPusher: not *directly*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, the descent continues
kingandcommoner: rare roblox win
e_bloc: great segue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner The floor is so low
ghyllnox: I'm surprised, I've been hearing ads on the radio about Roblox CSA
RockPusher: can finally build a tesseract
mtvcdm: The interactive.... time... cube?
DoodlestheGreat: Not what physicists have on their list.
KaleidoscopeMind: they claim smellovision
accountmadeforants: I suppose interaction requires time, as it affects a change
LurkerSpine:
100 woo spoiler mug
ghyllnox: You can do 4D digital objects. This isn't that.
e_bloc: how can I setup a restock notice for when the spoiler mug is back in the lrr store
KaleidoscopeMind: seem to use 4D like the theme rides where they spray you with stuff
RubikDarkwill: Funny that there is a story on 404 Media about people finding jobs fixing vibe code
LurkerSpine: It sounds like it'd be better to do this with templates
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Laserbeaks_Fury: What happens if you tell it to make a NPC that is smart enough to challenge Data?
gnyrinn: @LurkerSpine But that's not using the newest gimmick.
RockPusher:
I sure look forward to the day when radiotherapy machine firmware is vibe-coded 
ghyllnox: So what happens when someone tells Roblox's AI to make something sexually inappropriate for minors?
accountmadeforants: How many of these kids are just going to ask the AI for "make me a call of duty but free", "make a cool mmo" or "boobies"?
LoadingReadyRun: "AI make me a roblox"
gnyrinn: @ghyllnox It will follow orders.
e_bloc: I will say (I don't like AI), most AI's are very good at telling you what Excel formulas to use for a specific thing, which is great in accounting
accountmadeforants: (But yeah, vibe coding doesn't work at all, it's barely more effective than the people who need StackOverflow for every single thing)
LurkerSpine: It's not long
RockPusher: Arguably that is already happening Heather
mtvcdm: That's... already happening
accountmadeforants: *barely as effective as
mtvcdm: People getting so AI dependent that they forget how to actually do the thing
ghyllnox: There's studies on people who interact with AI chatbots on a regular basis. It's not good
CaptainSpam: People don't actually like computers. They like it when computers do their work, and want them to do so completely invisibly.
LurkerSpine: game maker garage is fantastic
PrinceNimzar: we’re headed to the 40k future
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like we already have 3d printers and language interfacing: How long till you can say "Computer, print me 4 spoons"
Invitare: Star Trek is also post-scarcity. AI is a techbro tool for making money
Invitare: by stealing other people#s work
ghyllnox: @Invitare If only. It's not even good at it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there's a lot of things where in Star Trek they weren't dealing with people trying to drain others dry
RockPusher: Segway right off a cliff
CaptainSpam: @ghyllnox Worst part: It only has to be good *enough* at it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You ask an AI to brew you some tea, and it's *always* Earl Grey because of it's training
gnyrinn: @Laserbeaks_Fury I wonder if the default response to that prompt will be 4 spoons of equal size or a teaspoon, a tablespoon, a soup-spoon, and a spork.
CaptainSpam: Ah, so we can finally play iPod Peggle again.
artdecosunburn: @gnyrinn My favorite units of comparative measure are breadboxes, football fields, and the state of Rhode Island.
gualdhar: Are they putting the iPod games on the PlayDate with the crank?
CaptainSpam: (yes, there was an iPod version of Peggle, and yes, it actually makes as much sense as you think, which is "quite a lot, really")
accountmadeforants: As someone working in software, what's really happened is that people who were bad at writing code are now bad at writing code ₊˚⊹𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐𝓘˚⊹
RockPusher:
gualdhar playdate with the crank, boots with the fur 
RockPusher: REAL soccer as opposed to all that fake soccer
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love stories like this
accountmadeforants: I wonder if someone's archived all those terrible Java ME games
mtvcdm: Real Soccer (real)[real[real]]actual
gnyrinn: An Association football game was last. So this project is N-America based, I guess.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gnyrinn Or it was just hard to find someone with it playable
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Tiber727: Real football has never been tried.
RockPusher: For all time… until the library of alexandria gets torched
accountmadeforants: Flash storage also rots (the iPod Nano didn't have a hard drive, I'm pretty sure)
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have preserved so many stupid bawdy pamphlets from the Early Modern period that are of great use now
gnyrinn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah. After hearing the story in full, that quip may have been unkind.
artdecosunburn: Digital preservation really has been pioneered by volunteers and hobbyists. Luckily now universities and museums are getting into preserving software as well. See Eaasi, the CHM, and the Strong.
RockPusher:
Sony making an extra-large Memory Stick™
accountmadeforants: The PS5 that comes with the drive also has to go online first, I think. Because it's DRM's world, we're just living in it.
artdecosunburn: I wish we lived in the physical media swapping universe of Star Wars. It's all physical file transfer.
Diabore: the ps6 can cost more
LordZarano:
PS6 just has a 5.25" drive bay
gualdhar: Does the PS5 do frame generation? I forget
e_bloc: maybe it could run borderlands 4
7gorobei: the argument is that not enough people upgraded from ps4 to 5, and the old hardware is holding back how hard new games can push the envelope for next gen
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah they are actively sparating "XBOX" from the console
LurkerSpine: oh god I hope so
accountmadeforants: I'd be kind of curious if they adopt AMD's 3D cache for the next one, since that's a huge performance boost on PCs. (As it lets them add tons more cache, which is great for workloads that are hard to predict.)
Earthenone: we come here for vibes based jornalisim
RockPusher: gnu news?
Ms_LadyMix: I also wish I never had to hear the word "vibe coding" ever again for several reasons lol
Bruceski: You have 2 weeks to finish Silksong
Thefluffiestguineapig: With the price hike for all OG switch models at least in the US closing the gap so people are less likely to just go buy an older model, I don't know what will happen with that whole thing
EvilBadman: it's mario's 40th anniversary
LordZarano: THE longest Direct ever
Laserbeaks_Fury: Announcing DLC for an unreleased game
Ms_LadyMix: Yeah it's also my 40th anniversary
Snowcookies: I'd play Paper Luigi
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, give him a really good year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Snowcookies I would play the shit out of that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Luigi's Paper mansion?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, I was not expecting Samus doing the Akira slide
gualdhar: Fire emblem game obviously
LordZarano: Pokemon DragonQuest Builders
incslayer: the most interesting part of the direct for me was the Hades 2 release date
kingandcommoner: The lack of a Sunshine Movie?
gnyrinn: "Why is he disrespected" - Now I keep imagining Luigi doing a Rodney Dangerfield routine.
Invitare: Rosalina will be voiced by Danny Trejo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was there a new Pokemon Legends trailer?
LurkerSpine: expensive ass ports though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare I would genuinely go to the theater to watch that
Diabore: the galaxy prices are so high for a port
CaptainSpam: Galaxy 2 was basically "more of Galaxy 1, but ignoring any story we accidentally made".
Thefluffiestguineapig: Turns out shes some kind of actual god I think?
kingandcommoner: They are making a physical version of her picture book, but not including the extra pages they're adding for the ports
Invitare: Rosalina is the closest thing to God in the Super Mario universe
Earthenone:
maybe they will release the new pages later as dlc 
RatherLargeToad: Feels like they are hinting at a Galaxy 3
kingandcommoner: My bet is they don't want the new pages leaked by the book
accountmadeforants: The Virtual Boy announcement genuinely made me laugh out loud.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok I just looked and I think they announced DLC for Pokemon Legends Z-A which hasn't even been released yet
CaptainSpam: I just feel it shows very important character development for Nintendo that they're at least willing to *acknowledge* the Virtual Boy nowadays.
incslayer: the said "Paid DLC" like they just invented the concept
Earthenone:
can we quebcwua the flowers?
gnyrinn: What's being spoiled now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone I love that PIF so much
kingandcommoner: stop trying to remake the furby
CaptainSpam: Now Beej can no longer drink from his mug on-camera, else we'll think a spoiler is going on.
Ms_LadyMix: It would be fun if it danced to music like the flowers from the 90s
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner PLEASE the amount of young people I've had to explain the sheer cursedness of furbies to in the past months is so many and I don't want to remember them ever
CaptainSpam: The Air Riders amiibos are VERY interesting, as that implies they're doing modular stuff with them now.
Invitare: Sakurai can and WILL do whatever he wants
RatherLargeToad: Sakurai cannot be contained!
Invitare: Kid Icarus Uprising also shared a visual language with Smash
Bruceski: The original Air Riders had that design before Smash did.
LurkerSpine: I hope they let the Labo VR thing work as well
gnyrinn: I'm sorry, what!?
Snowcookies: it's still around?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
accountmadeforants: "Please buy an actual fucking Virtual Boy case" it's amazing. (I know they also have the cardboard thing, but still)
Invitare: and then you too can experience the most nauseating console ever created
Kentosaurus: does it make the screen only red?
accountmadeforants: @Kentosaurus Well, the Switch just renders it red
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother who put cocaine in Nintendo's water that day and how much
Cptasparagus: sad I got rid of mine a few years ago
LurkerSpine: I assumed that's just the lenses
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nintendo are you ok
kingandcommoner: complete with neck pain
ForOhForError: wikipedia says 22
Cptasparagus: yeah 22 afaik
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gnyrinn: Please tell me some were licensed and the license ran out.
RockPusher: 14 games to be released over time… and some to be released over space?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher 4D releases?
LurkerSpine: wasn't Dinkum announced a long while ago?
LordZarano: Dinkum's been out for years
Sethalidos: yeah it's been out on PC for a while now
accountmadeforants:
So it's got drop bears?
RockPusher: Deadly creature simulator
EikoandMog: The ditto game looks so damned cute
e_bloc: ngl i loved tennis on the virtual boy when i was a kid
LordZarano: 14 games is 100% of the VB's North America released lineup
accountmadeforants: I'm sure they're counting on the case itself being collectible
incslayer: the steam page is already updated to show release 25th september as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EikoandMog What ditto game?
e_bloc: not sure if I need a Zelda multiverse
Invitare: I did prefer the cross-over conceit of the first one to the prequel style of the newer two
EikoandMog: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pokopia
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc way too late
EikoandMog: @Thefluffiestguineapig You play as a Ditto and do Animal Crossing things.
kingandcommoner: The Ancient Hero will probaly show up, yeah
kingandcommoner: Skyward Sword LInk shows up
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun inevitable but true
dumbo3k: Hyah!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EikoandMog If they lean super hard into the Animal Crossing stuff then I'm way on board for that and you're right it looks adorable
e_bloc: can we at least get a hard-boiled future Hyrule where destroying pots is a capital crime and you have to hunt down and arrest Link
accountmadeforants: Okay but I'd also like Linkle again. Dual crossbows gun-fu (crossbow-fu?) is a fantastic idea
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Akira SLide
Invitare: I literally described her new suit as a hot-rod suit...
CookieMom: More Tingle-led games!
kingandcommoner: Put Samus in World
RatherLargeToad: Kamen Rider Samus
accountmadeforants: The motorcycle bit looked so unfinished. But maybe it's just a gimmick for a single level
afterlanterns: metroid x eXtremeG crossover confirmed?
accountmadeforants: (Also she's already a vehicle by herself, just make the morph ball go real fast!)
e_bloc: Garfcart 2 put them under extreme pressure
accountmadeforants: That is also very fair, Samus owning a motorcycle is very believable
Swamplor: Well, Samus for sure wouldn't have an UN-COOL motorcycle
Laserbeaks_Fury: I assume they have at leats one boss you fight on Motorbike
Thefluffiestguineapig: So more like a speeder?
RatherLargeToad: John Carpenter’s Pokemon
kingandcommoner: I'll buy new poekmon stuff when they stop filing sutpid patents
Diabore: pokemon quest builders
Diabore: gen 1
Kentosaurus: Ditto was always body horror
RockPusher: Pokemon is nothing if not horrific
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ditto is an X parasite now
Diabore: and charred, they dead af
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dead
Invitare: also, Dittos actually can change their face. The episode of the anime was one Ditto specifically they couldn't
accountmadeforants: Weekend at Pokémon Trainer's
e_bloc: ditto are just the borg of the pokeverse
Diabore: @Invitare this feels like a case of fanon taking over canon
afterlanterns: '__'
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RatherLargeToad: Just keep that Ditto away from the Daycare
LordZarano: Made by Koei Tecmo, who were also one of the devs of Dragon Quest Builders 2
kingandcommoner: But remember? Once upon a time, humans and pokemon were the same
e_bloc: what if all the humans are just dittos and there are no humans
Diabore: oh yeah
Kentosaurus: always has been
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I mean, humans turned into Abra
Diabore: we kidnap and make them fight other kidnapped pokemon
EvilBadman: This will be the sixth time they have destroyed Zion and they have gotten efficient at it.
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh I don't know nearly enough pokelore
accountmadeforants: @e_bloc I think one of the games did flirt with the lore that humans are also derived from Pokémon?
CookieMom: Poke together strong
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Oh it's SO DARK, humans turn into certain species (mostly psychic and ghost types), some specifically hunt and eat humans
Bruceski: We interact with Pokemon naturist colonies, the normal pokemon have cities under the sea
Kentosaurus: @CookieMom lol
artdecosunburn: When I taught college, my students never liked the analogy of Pokemon as dog fighting.
Invitare: @accountmadeforants DPP library has some historical legends that suggest that. But it's just a suggestion
accountmadeforants: (But also Pokémon creation lore is all over the place. In one version Mew is the origin of all Pokémon, hence its Transform ability. But then there's also Arceus who is Pokégod)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare Yeah, humans being derived from Mew is not a confirmed thing
Diabore: pokemon quest builders
accountmadeforants:
@Invitare Yeah, hence "flirt with" rather than outright confirmed I don't think Gamefreak actually intends to ever dig too deep into the mechanics of it all
Invitare: @accountmadeforants the thing about the creature myths... is that they're myths. They're in-universe legends created by humans long after creation actually occured
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would a Ditto be allowed ot have 5 or 6 pokemon?>
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants The fact they reset the cosmology in each game is SO CLEAR and makes me very tired. Someone really tried once to try to convince me it was an overly complicated web and then I explained mega evolutions never show up outside one region and the dude just left
LurkerSpine: that's a good poke'horror concept
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Depends how well they pulled off the disguise
Diabore: @Laserbeaks_Fury would a ditto be allowed to have any pokemon?
Bruceski: One ditto impersonates a human in... I can't remember which game now, they all blur
kingandcommoner: All the fighint they showed look like it was in teh colloseum too
RatherLargeToad: Sothis is in it, so that’s interesting
Diabore: dont like it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski Except Legends Arceus which was a wonderful breath of fresh air
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, we already know they are working on DLC before release, but at least don't say that part out loud
kingandcommoner: I am legitimately surprised they gave Raichu a mega instead of ignoing it and giving us Mega Pikachu
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's same region, in the far future
Diabore: for a full priced game announcing a paid dlc before release turns me away
LordZarano: What if Ash's mom's mr mime is actually a ditto?
CookieMom: That sounds like something a ditto would say!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It seems like they are using this "legends" thing to take big swings and I like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Heather
Kentosaurus: @LordZarano you mean ash's dad?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wartortles, come out and PLAAEEAAYYY
aitsu100: we all love Malimar
Diabore: them locking some of the most asked for stuff (megas of gen 6) behind nso and ranked battles is also a big sore spot for people
RatherLargeToad: Pokemon the flamethrower!
kingandcommoner: Maybe the data is already on teh cartridge and they're afraid people will crack it before they could release it normally
Cptasparagus: if its done then its not dlc
Weagle: The actual main DLC doesn't release until February
LurkerSpine: That's happened a couple times
Diabore: yeah dragon age origins had that where there was dlc on the disk but it wasnt accessible unless you paid
Laserbeaks_Fury: They are bringing RE 7&8
kingandcommoner: Didn't we know LN3's release data already?
LurkerSpine: fatal frame 2 remake
Invitare: One Piece Warriors. There were two Warriors games in that direct
RatherLargeToad: people really like that murder bear, apparently
kingandcommoner: Danganronpa Dirge of Cerberus?
DoodlestheGreat:
Think of all the folks who had the "Virtual Boy" box on their bingo cards for laughs... 
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if they'll use the motion controls, because making the Switch 2 feel like a camera would be kinda cool
LordZarano: Oh right there's a Mario Tennis with a story where everyone is babies
Laserbeaks_Fury: I have historically not liked Motion COntrols, but the little I've played of the Switch 2, it's actually been fine
EikoandMog: They already did that in the last one
kingandcommoner: Plus they added a Mimic Tear!
Invitare: they've mostly done that with all the MP4 stuff
LurkerSpine: Nintendo seems to care far less about games that are less popular in Japan (but will gladly take your money)
mtvcdm: Chillpoint, Day 22
Invitare: Metroid Prime 4 (and Dread for that matter) have never been the open or close for a Direct
goombalax: I thought they were just referencing the amount of ads run during tv
Earthenone: do you think the jhon oliver show last week tonight is also a reference to that?
ContingentCat: this is the first I'm hearing about it, thanks
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Snowcookies: I hope James wins - Heather
LurkerSpine:
100 #teamJames
Diabore: so much adam
Invitare: Paul and Beej will be joined by their tertiary co-host Adam
tsp397: James mono red confirmed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm so hype for that
RatherLargeToad: Lone Wolf and Beej (and Paul)
DoodlestheGreat: It's mostly made of Adam.
Diabore: GARF KART GARF KART GARF KART
Snowcookies: oh dear
ContingentCat: yessss Garf!
Snowcookies: hopefully it's better than the first...
KaleidoscopeMind: GARF KART
LilyOfTheVeil666: I think they played Roadwarden on Talking Sim a while back?
asddsa28: butt yess
Thefluffiestguineapig: No one should be this excited for this disaster
ContingentCat: In this day and age let us have our joy
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
KaleidoscopeMind: "j'ai une probleme avec le online multiplayer"
Snowcookies: we're working on tehe wiki page
RockPusher: Tuesday, AKA Bensday
RatherLargeToad: Diito Ben and Ditto Wheeler
ContingentCat: !advice
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RockPusher: We have subtember but when will we get domtober?
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LordZarano: Japan is getting 15/19 Japanese Virtual Boy games, NA/EU/AU are getting 14/14 NA Virtual Boy games, by the look of it
LordZarano: Unless they're releasing some Japanese Virtual Boy games in english for the first time
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