RockPusher: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #1326: "Spiders have no right to be adorable!" —Paul [2015-12-21]
ihlendrax: !box
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Micalovits: Hello friends and cuties!
Sorator13: Ahoy!
Dog_of_Myth: Late start it seems. Might have time to make a quick dinner then.
benjamin_wheeler: Please go live so I can raid
Juliamon: you can raid offline channels
RockPusher:
benjamin_wheeler: please I've got to drop these kids off somewhere
Sorator13: Oh, yeah, I should get some food
benjamin_wheeler: what
benjamin_wheeler: wow
benjamin_wheeler: thats cool
r10pez10: i did not know you could raid offline channels
benjamin_wheeler: I do this full time for a living
benjamin_wheeler: I mean
Micalovits: You can raid the fridge without going online
Diabore: lets go james!
benjamin_wheeler: how could you not know that r10pez10
r10pez10: I do this part-time for fun
TimIAm: Wheeler is the premier offline channel raider of the format
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lamina5432: evening
varmintx0: Wheeler bullied them into going live.
lightfut: Oh yeah smooth jazz
Juliamon: correct tunes for the raid
NotCainNorAbel: what a surprise raid
r10pez10: folks he's just that good
enbyKriss:
definenull: Henlo
Fruan: Getting some real Spider-Man Noir vibes here
QuixoticScrivener: what’s up spider-folk?
Micalovits: How do we get Wheelers twitch chatting into the highlights?
thraximore: I'm more of a rat person but I'm good
definenull: Who brought the smoke machine in here
RockPusher: Having a little texture on the background of the title card really makes it pop
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
thraximore: smooth tunes
thraximore: @RockPusher yeah it's really good
TimIAm: I kinda want this to morph into Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
thraximore: they should try to do that going forward
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Juliamon: yeah I wonder if we could get James's desktop wallpaper as a default texture
Juliamon: now that we don't get to see it during MoC anymore
Juliamon: add it to the list Paul
KaleidoscopeMind: put it in the breaktime slideshow
Juliamon:
definenull: With the next UB set, an ATLA background would hit so hard
GeorgePlaysMagic: howdy! is there a command for the deck lists?
Juliamon: Not yet
control_rig: FNPF is going to have to be my second screen tonight while I Skong
Spades_Slicc: Gagic the Mathering
RockPusher:
The Overlook Hotel carpet texture would surely be Ian's choice for TTSF 
James_the_Dabbler: Soon(TM)
Dog_of_Myth: Sandwich acquired
RockPusher: Sandwiches. They're good.
gkgaming5: at the part of the fever where I’m just wide awake lol
Dog_of_Myth: Ohnoooo
KaleidoscopeMind:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hello chat! a good timezone to you all!
gkgaming5: sandwich sound tasty tho
Kentosaurus: me and the boys playing commander
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Diabore: good evening moonbase
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: Do you?
RockPusher: ha
Dog_of_Myth: Serge
public_key_reveal_party: 10/10 intro all around
niccus: you do gotta pee
RockPusher: ba ha ba
Micalovits: Don't pee on the tech
enbyKriss: xD
tehfewl: should have done that before going live
kevsta47: James playing commander? Is somebody sick?
xVoxtric: hello spooodermen
Mai_Andra: Stored in the crystal balls.
Manitu_25: I love these silly people lol
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Dog_of_Myth: But is the pin in German?
RatherLargeToad: Would they be the Card Kingpin this set?
HadesLeprechaun: it would be amazing if the pin WAS in German, because then people could ask what it says and you get to say "it's in German"
MegaDosX: You made that up
control_rig: No way
control_rig: You absolutely made that up
Dog_of_Myth: Comic everybody
public_key_reveal_party: Comics
Commodore_Perry_GG: Doesn't help that I associate that name woth porta potties
e_bloc:
RockPusher: Comics! Are! Weird!
RatherLargeToad: Bring silly back!
Micalovits: You where totally on the Naming team and made it up for wizards
LRRbot: The Spot, Living Portal [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/4] | When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. / When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner's library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
MegaDosX: The weird thing is I'm fairly sure that's not the weirdest character name in comics I've heard of
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ghyllnox: Ohnn
Mai_Andra: Time once again for me to remember classic X-Men villain "Telford E. Porter" as The Vanisher, a mutant that can teleport.
LRRbot: SP//dr, Piloted by Peni [3WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Spider Hero [4/4] | Vigilance / When SP//dr enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Whenever a modified creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Spades_Slicc: Dear dr, Piloted by Peni
MegaDosX: This just seems honest work for a commander
Kentosaurus: Why did they spell her name like that
Bugberry: @Kentosaurus L33T Speak
control_rig: Jeeeeeeze
kevsta47: At 5 mana, uncommon seems about right.
Dog_of_Myth: Comics are great
MegaDosX: smh my head
Diabore: comics were a mistake
LRRbot: Ultimate Green Goblin [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Villain [5/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token. / Mayhem {2}{B/R}
Bugberry: Let me tell you about 40k and Land's Raider
TabbyLavalamp: Never forget Edward Nigma, the Riddler.
Mr_Bitterness: Do we need to bring up Blackagar Boltigan?
Kentosaurus: @Bugberry I meant "Peni"
RockPusher: Lusting for power really takes it out on you
public_key_reveal_party: james is played in this FNPF by willem dafoe
MegaDosX: I only just realised he's like half a Crucias
MegaDosX: Only far less killablr
A_Dub888: was Ultimate Universe Oscorp investing in steroids?
MegaDosX: killable*
TrickJarrett: Look at these cool people playing a cool game. #wotcstaff
LRRbot: Silk, Web Weaver [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/5] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. / {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
thraximore:
Juliamon: Shah!
Spades_Slicc: Serge is Skonging on stream?????
Dog_of_Myth:
thewafflesareburning: This overylay is so cool
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
A_Dub888: A Man-a-dork
MegaDosX: Diogenes over here
Bugberry: No Changelings I presume?
MegaDosX: Spoilers Ben
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
TrickJarrett:
hi hi friends 
e_bloc: i hope its emrakul
MegaDosX: Is it just me or is it weird having the decks under the card reader display?
LRRbot: Swarmyard | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.
Micalovits: Oh no
thraximore: I feel like that card might go up in price
thraximore: call it a hunch
Micalovits: Probably already did
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
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redrumekki: @thraximore wasnt swarmyard in EoE in the special land slot?
LRRbot: Silk, Web Weaver [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/5] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. / {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Bruh
TimIAm: I knew this because I watched North 100 today
TimIAm: Thanks past Serge
MegaDosX: Turn two five drop
thraximore: @redrumekki was it? good idea on their part if so
MegaDosX: Four drop rather
MegaDosX: I misread it
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Micalovits: LOL
Kentosaurus: yes
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWooglie:
MegaDosX: GRAHSM
Sorator13:
huffdaddy513: lmao
underhill33:
Mai_Andra: "Man, Enemy of the Platypus"
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
thraximore:
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
lightfut: Get wrecked lol
MegaDosX: Graham and ruining Serge's whole day, name a more iconic duo
TrickJarrett: Graham like corduroy, he hates silk
TrickJarrett: likes*
Commodore_Perry_GG: lul
TheWooglie:
circusofkirkus: ahahahaha
RockPusher: Serge, Serge plz
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
Reldnahcire: JUDGE
TimIAm: Judge!
underhill33:
MrSarkhan: SERGE!
Mindfire13: JUDGE
thraximore: INCREDIBLE
public_key_reveal_party:
niccus: what a basic mistake
TrickJarrett: Judge!!!
Bugberry: at least we get it out of the way early
control_rig: Hhaaaaaaaahahahah
chaostreader: that’s the best.
TheWooglie: #professional
jacqui_lantern234: SERGE YAGER
Thecrdbrdsamurai:
tehfewl: Game Loss
raulghoulia: game loss
James_the_Dabbler: Serge
ArdCollider: !clip
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Spades_Slicc: Off by 13, a new record
MegaDosX: Wait I was afk what happened
oneala: 😂😂😂
Kentosaurus: professional streamers
dysorderx: this is fine
RockPusher:
Fruan: Off by one!
Manitu_25: LMAO
lamina5432: illegal play yellow card
gualdhar:
lightfut: Classic Serge
r0x0rm4n: wtf lmao
RedJackz: Instant Game Loss
MegaDosX: What did he do?
circusofkirkus: Path To Exile never been better
Micalovits: 3 of you are
ghyllnox:
phoenixfeather14:
set of lands
jwholla: the most professional
TheWooglie: who knew Jame's deck wasn't the worst?
Manitu_25: GRV much?
MegaDosX: Dragon sleeve shields?
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samwiser_: Serge is so greedy
Juliamon: nah, that's what they are now
kristof162028: So i'm not going to lie i'm really sad that no one is playing a mayhem edh deck with nirman as the commander
kevsta47: Classic Serge
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SourAndSublimes: lol
ghyllnox: Serge...
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX forgot to put the basics in his deck
Commodore_Perry_GG: "Wow, this box has 100 extra sleeves"
thraximore:
SERGE 
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
MegaDosX:
@Dog_of_Myth Brother 
Spades_Slicc: That's 14
TrickJarrett: Which makes the fact you had 13 sleeves even more problematic
TimIAm: Three turns from now he ill play a Kitchen Finks
e_bloc: well we're all set for the highlight reel now
lirazel64: We're so used to having Benben build the decks.
QuixoticScrivener: I don’t think I have Serge’s Moxfield.
Booster6: How did Serge have a keepable 7 missing 13 lands?
Revelia: Serge off by more than 1 tonight
raulghoulia: uh huh
niccus: graham did him a favor!
thraximore: @Booster6 he happened to draw nonbasics looks like
Kentosaurus: canlander players am i right
SoylentDoener:
those greedy 24 land commander decks
Mindfire13: That's gonna be fun on the highlight reel
public_key_reveal_party: I did notice that tbh
Commodore_Perry_GG: James actually has 120 cards
raulghoulia: James playing battle wits
Nyxjbm: Friends, the premier lands pilot
HadesLeprechaun: this is the one time you can say "how many lands are you running?" without being rude
Rootbreaker:
I can tell when a limited deck is short two cards by feel 
RockPusher: Graham reforesting Studio C
MegaDosX: Deforestation in real time
ThePerrBearr: graham cutting down the forests
public_key_reveal_party: graham, we need those, don't do deforestation
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sorator13: I'm a little busy clipping other things, G!!
SoylentDoener: path to exile- exile target creature and deckcheck your opponent
Fruan: Messing with that land station so much it's like Desert Bus in here
Manitu_25: Landfall trigger G hehe
jacqui_lantern234:
ive heard of "Off By One" but THIS is rediculous!!! 
Dog_of_Myth:
Reminds me of when SaffronOlive forgot to put Siege Rhino in his Rhino deck for modern. So you're in good company Serge. 
MegaDosX:
ress
LRRbot: Yoshimaru, Ever Faithful [W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [1/1] | Whenever another legendary permanent you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Yoshimaru. / Partner
RockPusher:
CastleOtranto:
tehfewl: Good Dog
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Each player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: Ben and his bargain bin Hachiko
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / As this artifact enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
CastleOtranto: My Yoshimaru commander deck gained so much from Final Fantasy
thraximore: good ol' Rix Maadi
MegaDosX: Choose purple!
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
QuixoticScrivener: James with the old school rocks
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Why he tapped tho
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
highelectricaltemperature: wait, can you legally choose a non-WUBRG color for "choose a color" effects?
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
ghyllnox: Fewer mana, a spider, and none basics
thraximore: is this a wheeler card
RockPusher: Spider-Man well known for… dog
A_Dub888: !card the spot
LRRbot: Did you mean: The Spot's Portal; The Spot, Living Portal; Seize the Spotlight; Cover the Spot; Strike the Weak Spot
Diabore: !card the spot
LRRbot: Did you mean: The Spot's Portal; The Spot, Living Portal; Seize the Spotlight; Cover the Spot; Strike the Weak Spot
James_the_Dabbler: Man, man, does what ever a man can
tehfewl: also good dog
Commodore_Perry_GG: The Dog Side of the Moon(base)
CastleOtranto: Hashtag Team Dog
A_Dub888: !card The Spot, Living Portal
LRRbot: The Spot, Living Portal [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/4] | When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. / When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner's library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
MegaDosX: Oh no
jacqui_lantern234: Weebgineering
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
MegaDosX: Jesus Graham
A_Dub888: like doggo
tehfewl: WPA is a Banger
MegaDosX: I see where this is going
Micalovits: G just playing a highlander curve
James_the_Dabbler: @LRRbot Why are we hitting the Spot when he’s weak
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Micalovits: 1 mana removal -> Phelia -> White PLume
public_key_reveal_party: serge introducing the commander sideboard
Sorator13: There are 14 in your deck NOW
MegaDosX:
Diabore: daniel
RatherLargeToad: Play more basics people
MegaDosX: Always run at least a couple
e_bloc: I almost always run 1 of each
MegaDosX: It's so greedy to run none basics
MegaDosX: !card ruination
LRRbot: Ruination [3R] | Sorcery | Destroy all nonbasic lands.
Bugberry: they make so many good basic arts these days, might as well run some
jacqui_lantern234: none basics left beef
Mindfire13: Hard Minimum of basics: 5. Soft minimum: enough to cast any spell in my deck if only basics are on the battlefield.
tehfewl: dog damage
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
JKBalch: The Vraska/Jace Kiss sleeves look really good on camera
RockPusher: Graham drinks of the initiative
tehfewl: both are good, and the goad mode being in the middle makes a jump over easier
Dog_of_Myth: *takes notes for reasons*
tehfewl: and goad being better in multiplayer\
Revelia: Its like initiative was made for multiplayer
Manitu_25: left side even if you have no creature for the counters?
MegaDosX: Yeah White Plume is an upkeep trigger
Micalovits: Depends, but I have gone left with no dudes
A_Dub888: oh right, white plume has other text
MegaDosX: Card is bananas
Diabore: ben why have you given graham this power
e_bloc: man who only sleeves 80% of his deck calls another player an amateur
MegaDosX:
Benjamin this is exactly your fault
jacqui_lantern234:
serge, lets be real, you radiate villain energy
LRRbot: Generous Pup [1W] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Vigilance / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
RockPusher:
MegaDosX: Oh shit this thing
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
MegaDosX: This card looks the most generically good in the set tbh
Diabore: hey look its that card whats was on the podcast
Micalovits: Did you draw the card from connive also? Or only the first one
HadesLeprechaun: there are currently far more dogs on the table than spiders in this Spiderman game
oneala: Ben would never
Desdae: Did Ben also draw from the connive?
Kentosaurus: there are no bad cards in my grandfather's deck
bunbun3000: Did Ben Ben draw his connive cards?
Revelia: Did Ben draw for the connive?
MegaDosX: Two mana draw two discard one
Bugberry: Blue Tormenting Voice basically
MegaDosX: It's basically Chart a Course
Spades_Slicc: two mana draw two discard one put a counter on a creature
singinnonsense: it's a commander day
MegaDosX: James is the Terry Funk of Commander
LRRbot: Hobgoblin, Mantled Marauder [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
A_Dub888: Reveals that Paul Bearer has been preserved in cement
Diabore: !card ultimate green goblin
LRRbot: Ultimate Green Goblin [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Villain [5/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token. / Mayhem {2}{B/R}
Diabore: !card the spot living portal
LRRbot: The Spot, Living Portal [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/4] | When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. / When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner's library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
public_key_reveal_party: if james is the undertaker, does that make paul into john cena because we can't see him
Spades_Slicc: Rebellious Uno told James to make that attack???????
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definenull: FLEEM MENTIONED
MegaDosX: I love how they handled those cards in the Through the Omenpaths set
control_rig: Fleembposting
Dog_of_Myth: FLEEM!
Fruan: F L E E M
Mr_Bitterness: Fleeeeeem
Micalovits:
Fleem is so good
vinewood_og: doctor, comma, octopus
MegaDosX: Oh no you activated them
Micalovits: Fleem>Loot
A_Dub888: #Floot
control_rig: Don't ship Fleem with Loot!
Uniclonus: Fleem has been a thing for like 12 minutes and I'm already getting tired of it
Bugberry: I want Loot to ride Fleem
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
itsaysTRUENO: @Uniclonus buckle up, its gonna be a while
thraximore: @Bugberry please this is a family friendly channel
tehfewl: you don't own duals and not play with them
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Diabore: damn old bolt
control_rig: The OG
MegaDosX: That Greed tho
thraximore: I knew it!
silv3r_54:
Serge's hair looks great
LRRbot: Silk, Web Weaver [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/5] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. / {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Micalovits: Nono, that is a SIGNED beta bolt
control_rig: Got there
singinnonsense: did the Ben's camera got moved ?
RockPusher: ♫ Manamana doo doo do do doo ♫
Bugberry: After Phrexian and Elvish, I wonder what the next fictional language we'll get on a card.
HadesLeprechaun: Mancala!
jacqui_lantern234:
NOW IVE GOT YOUR MIND SHIT ALL OVER MY FLOOR
control_rig: @singinnonsense Yeah I think Ben's camera got bumped
MegaDosX: I mean, it stopped Serge taking the initiative
singinnonsense: thanks ... Paul?
MegaDosX: And removed a dork
Diabore: yeah that dog definitely should have eaten a bolt
MegaDosX: I know what I'd pick
Bugberry: Goad Dog
James_the_Dabbler: @MegaDosX That’s a mean thing to say about a pilgrim D:
control_rig: Btw, Paul, I just wanted to say you always do such an AMAZING job with these overlays and running the board. You're a dang wizard, and we appreciate you
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
MegaDosX: Oh dear lord
Micalovits: Yup, that is still just a tier 1 highlander deck
LRRbot: Venomized Cat [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Cat Villain [2/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
tehfewl: Dog, WPA, and Guide of souls? Which highlander player gave you this deck again?
MegaDosX: @tehfewl Ben did this one
LoadingReadyRun:
btw, trying something with the card view tonight where the card disappears after a little bit so that the players can put their decks in the middle and have a little more area to play.
LoadingReadyRun: @control_rig thanks!
Diabore: pog
LRRbot: SP//dr, Piloted by Peni [3WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Spider Hero [4/4] | Vigilance / When SP//dr enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Whenever a modified creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
singinnonsense:
ah good old MH cards
Micalovits: I like the fading cards
TheWooglie: Is Peter Parker old enough to enter EDSC?
MegaDosX: Sure is
A_Dub888: SP//dr, Piloted by Peni, piloted by Ben
Bugberry: triggers only once a turn
Dog_of_Myth: Dogs putting in work
ghizmou: very generous
tehfewl: They're all good Dogs, Brent
Diabore: so top of the screen is the battleships, and the bottom are also here
MegaDosX: Is there a Spider-Dog somewhere in the mythos?
MegaDosX: Counters go brr
Micalovits: Did james take 3 from G
Bugberry: Coastal Piracy for Modified things
tehfewl: i say that every time i look a phelia as well
MegaDosX: Lightning Axe
LRRbot: Ultimate Green Goblin [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Villain [5/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token. / Mayhem {2}{B/R}
MegaDosX: A three mana 5/4 is sure a thing
Spades_Slicc: Ultimate goblin only needs to connect 3 times
MegaDosX: It's now basically a Rotting Regisaur
Mr_Bitterness: A big boy who's here to kill Ultimate Spider-Man
Diabore: oh it doesnt have trample, why does it not have trample? its 2025 wotc
foopoiuyt: Wait, Serge's deck has basic lands?
Micalovits: Did you remember to put Basics in your deck G?
LRRbot: Treetop Snarespinner [3G] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Deathtouch / {2}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
control_rig: Gasp!
MegaDosX: A which
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LRRbot: Silk, Web Weaver [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/5] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. / {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Spades_Slicc: No Serge it's SilkSONG
MegaDosX: What's his name?
Diabore: silk very dead
MegaDosX: Silk is about to die lmao
ghizmou: in his whole deck
MegaDosX: Make him have it!
Bugberry: Green/White things
control_rig: Ben makes a good point
Morrigan9: is the combat trick basic land?
public_key_reveal_party: I have written down the words "commander damage" as instructed
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX:
Shots fired
Bugberry: The 2 mana one in this set that gets counters equal to damage dealt and indestructible.
Spades_Slicc: Did you eat the basics Serge?
Bugberry: I also love the Spree one that draws cards from OTJ.
lightfut: On next season of Friday nights - the search for Serge's basics
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Diabore: bird bird bird
Fruan: The spicy pigeon!
QuixoticScrivener: babe
QuixoticScrivener: bagel I mean
Micalovits: Don't you have a weird latex pigeon head?
public_key_reveal_party: does lrr not have a pigeon hat? I don't believe that
A_Dub888: !card guide of souls
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
TehAmelie: i wonder whomst amomg us has actually watched Finding Forrester (i have, it's very mediocre)
MegaDosX: You can probably find one that looks like a donut
definenull: Eurgh
TehAmelie: aggressively mediocre, if you will
brainbosh: That rubber of the masks does not last long
control_rig: Don't ask
A_Dub888: RIP
MegaDosX:
Entropy! 
goombalax: I'd break down too
LoadingReadyRun:
it seems a little weird that Green Goblin and Hobgoblin are actually type: goblin. They're dressed as goblins, but does that make them Goblins? Like Doc Ock isn't an Octopus, Black Cat isn't a Cat 🤔
ghyllnox: Oil returns to oil eventually
Juliamon: They're made for a good time, not a long time
lamina5432: So I hear they need a new horse head
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun asking the real questions
KaleidoscopeMind: that is a deeply cursed image, thanks i hate it
ghyllnox: @lamina5432 Just make sure you leave it in one of their beds
Micalovits: @LoadingReadyRun Its 100% to synergies with the goblins in the coming Lorwyn set
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Diabore: !card guide of souls
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
singinnonsense:
subtype always make perfect sense 
HadesLeprechaun: James throwing so many pumpkin bombs
MegaDosX: In theory I think you had to wait for the Phelia target
Diabore: k you do need to target, MH card so i had to check
MegaDosX: Since now Graham has the information to change his choice
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ghyllnox: @LoadingReadyRun If it helps, GG becomes possessed/transforms whereas Black Cat isn't actually a cat and Doc Ock is more a cyborg than part octopus
A_Dub888: noted elitist Serge Yager
omnibusdriver: pauper player here. what do I do once I’ve risen up? my back hurts
LoadingReadyRun: @ghyllnox bitten by a radioactive goblin
MegaDosX: Hmmmmmm.
A_Dub888: !card storm crow
LRRbot: Storm Crow [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying
Cavemanhar: ben ulmer known poker face
Micalovits: !card crow storm
LRRbot: Crow Storm [2U] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. / Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
MegaDosX: It's from the Neon Dynasty Commander set, but was only in collector boosters I think
Mr_Bitterness: It's the Wanderer's dog!
BrowneePointz: and Hachiko
MegaDosX: !card isamaru, hound of konda
LRRbot: Isamaru, Hound of Konda [W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2]
Cavemanhar: @MegaDosX or set boosters
tehfewl: Yoshimaru as Torgal
LRRbot: Felidar Retreat [3W] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Yoshimaru was the regent of Kamigawa for a bit I think
RockPusher: They're all good dogs, Bront
A_Dub888:
MegaDosX: @Cavemanhar Oh true, we still had set boosters back then
Micalovits: But Ben... Is it about spiders?
Sorator13: look, Ben has both a dog and a cat, okay
Sorator13: it's allowed
lirazel64: Dr. Doolittle deck.
Spades_Slicc: @Micalovits It's about Sp//dr
MegaDosX: Yeah Felidar Retreat is a card
BrowneePointz: nah Light-Paws was regent while Wanderer was away
Diabore: looking like we might get a game 2 tonight
MegaDosX: Casual eighteen damage
A_Dub888: Graham "I grabbed the food" Stark
HadesLeprechaun: slurpin down glizzys
MajorFrostbyte: Need a Chicago dog
Micalovits: Onions on hot dogs are goated
LRRbot: Animation Module [1] | Artifact | Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a permanent you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {3}, {T}: Choose a counter on target permanent or player. Give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.
BrowneePointz: I like onion on a red hot/beef frank
RockPusher: Ben with the out of nowhere Ace of Base
CrossXhunteR: my friend just shared a pic of their hotdog from the Jays game they are at. it has Kraft Dinner and ketchup on it
MegaDosX: Oop
Diabore: OH, thats a problem
MajorFrostbyte: sport peppers or die
MegaDosX: James kept the initiative for a cycle
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
kristof162028: ben did u make the dead pidgin into a hot dog?
Micalovits: Which is ... Thematic I gues?
MegaDosX: Boy that is going to trip people up
Syntheticuh: yeah but now relic/leyline stops my madness!
BrowneePointz: question cuz I’m late, where am be Graham’s commander
midnightenvoy: That sounds like Old Rutstein
HadesLeprechaun: yeah, James initiative
SpleenLord: James has an initiative trigger
theamc2000: @browneepointz off screen to be cast I guess
MegaDosX: !card surly badgersaur
LRRbot: Surly Badgersaur [3R] | Creature — Badger Dinosaur [3/3] | Whenever you discard a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Whenever you discard a land card, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, this creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz Off screen
lamina5432: bagesaur?
MegaDosX: Whoof
lamina5432: ah megadosx got it
LRRbot: Frogtosser Banneret [1B] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Haste / Goblin spells and Rogue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Micalovits:
Frogtosser!
theamc2000: toss the frogs
MegaDosX: What even is this card
BrowneePointz: Lorwyn in less than 5 months!
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
BrowneePointz: I’m so excited!
lamina5432: frogtosser kind of fits for a spiderman card
Spades_Slicc: Frogtosser has to be some kind of euphamism
LRRbot: Parting Gust [WW] | Instant | Gift a tapped Fish / Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: "Here, you can have a fish so I can get rid of my own thing"
A_Dub888: Phelia will return *James Bond sting*
BrowneePointz: Are any of the fellas excited we’re getting a Lorwyn D&D book next year?
Micalovits: I am!
MegaDosX: I think everyone is proving themselves to be an issue fairly well
e_bloc: graham said he was going to make the game quick
oneala: I am now! 😲
Micalovits: I hope James just has Muxus next turn
Marvoleath: !decks
Mr_Bitterness: This card has how many lines of text?
HadesLeprechaun: what's a Spiders-man?
A_Dub888: "Questing Beast does WHAT??" - Demonic Tutor probably
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: "Oh boy, the Tenth Doctor was my favourite" - the demon, probably
LRRbot: Three Tree City | Legendary Land | As Three Tree City enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to the number of creatures you control of the chosen type.
CrossXhunteR: words no longer have meaning
Sorator13: Serge, the basics were in your deck*list*, not your *deck*. You can't make that defense!
itsaysTRUENO: remember if spiderman gets hurt he has no health insurance
LRRbot: Spinner of Souls [2G] | Creature — Spider Spirit [4/3] | Reach / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
CrossXhunteR: this card bangs
BrowneePointz: I have several Three Trees I need to sell to card kingdom
theamc2000: @crossxhunter spiders bang?
Sorator13: @itsaysTRUENO how do you know he doesn't pay for private insurance?
Micalovits: Spider man is to poor for that
DarkSVermoth:
welp i'm so used to watching FNF in youtube i just tried to rewind to listen to what graham said
Sorator13: @DarkSVermoth I do this Often
thraximore: @DarkSVermoth lmao real
LRRbot: Webspinner Cuff [2G] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Spider [1/4] | Reach / Equipped creature gets +1/+4 and has reach. / Reconfigure {4}
MegaDosX:
Craterhoof Behemoth is a spider, right? 
BrowneePointz: Kingsman Voice: Spider…Maketh….Man
gualdhar: you know, I've yet to see a Giant Spider, and it makes me kinda sad
Bugberry: I can see Superior Spiderman using Webspinner Cuffs.
LoadingReadyRun: I bet the Avengers have a solid group insurance plan.
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun It's called "Tony Stark's bank account"
MidoriTamago: James briefly in three frames
gualdhar: Tony Stark doesn't spend his own money, he takes out loans on his massive stock portfolio
MegaDosX: I mean. Now this happens.
LoadingReadyRun: Hawkeye seems like the practical sort that would be willing to do the paperwork
theamc2000: @loadingreadyrun Hawkeye called Tony to help set up his tv
MegaDosX: Oh shit lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Ghost dad
Micalovits: Opsodaddy!
hd_dabnado: yoooo ghost bois!
BrowneePointz: I miss that standard deck
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat enters, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
BrowneePointz: also I miss og Dead Guy Ale
Mai_Andra: Yeah, rich people don't spend their own money.
CrossXhunteR: bottom?
CrossXhunteR: not bottom
BrowneePointz: but yea Ghost whip was a sick deck
BrowneePointz: Blood Baron of Vizkopa dude? helll ya
Dog_of_Myth: That was a sweet deck at the time
Bugberry: Getting Ghost Council from the Dead 3 seems appropriate too.
Micalovits: And counter on the doggo!
HadesLeprechaun: did G do energy and life for Obzedat?
theamc2000: did you energy life gain from ghost dad?
Micalovits: He did get from obzedat
theamc2000: ty
thraximore: @Bugberry flavor win
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Micalovits: But Phelia does need another coutner
HadesLeprechaun: also he keeps blinking it so it might not be a huge deal, but White Plume is getting a +1/+1 counter from Phelia
MegaDosX: In fact White Plume untaps all your creatures now, worth remembering for future turns
BrowneePointz: I can’t wait for Aunt Man
HadesLeprechaun: er, Phelia I mean
LRRbot: Skyward Spider [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Ward {2} / This creature has flying as long as it's modified.
e_bloc: lotta dogs, now ants. where are the spiders
Veraphage: skyder
HadesLeprechaun: nvm me
thraximore: go figure
BrowneePointz: Mattie Franklin doesn’t deserve it apparently
theamc2000: a spider-woman
BrowneePointz: there was a point she was Drugs
BrowneePointz: it was weird
Spades_Slicc: Misogeny
Bugberry: They had to make some legends generic people.
LoadingReadyRun: Kaya assassinated the ghost council, right? (What is the term for "killing" a ghost? Exorcism?)
todderson_: its been a while since I last caught you guys live, love the new template
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Correct
theamc2000: @loadingreadyrun un-unaliving
TimIAm: Surely killing a ghost is busting
thraximore: !card kaya's wrath
LRRbot: Kaya's Wrath [WWBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. You gain life equal to the number of creatures you controlled that were destroyed this way.
Mr_Bitterness: @LoadingReadyRun Exorcised the ghost council, sure
MegaDosX: !card decoction module
LRRbot: Decoction Module [2] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E}. / {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.
thraximore: as depicted in
QuixoticScrivener: Mattie Franklin is J. J. Jameson’s niece it seems.
LRRbot: Animation Module [1] | Artifact | Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a permanent you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {3}, {T}: Choose a counter on target permanent or player. Give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.
Sorator13: @todderson_ This one's specifically for the Spiderman FNPFs, but yes!
Sorator13: @QuixoticScrivener Does anyone ever call J. Jonah Jameson "Triple J"?
DarkSVermoth: doesn't that mean Ben can proc it for each +1/+1 from felidar?
todderson_: @Sorator13 ohhh cool!
QuixoticScrivener: @sorator13 in the infinite multiverse,, probably.
theamc2000: just settle the wreckage
BrowneePointz: can’t wait until Graham can get Spot down and annihilate someone’s board
QuixoticScrivener: waiting for James to blasphemous act.
LRRbot: Whitemane Lion [1W] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: I feel like you choose the order
tehfewl: you stack them
Spades_Slicc: What was Graham quoting?
NotCainNorAbel:
Mr_Bitterness:
Mr_Bitterness: Miiiindtaker!
MegaDosX: I can still hear Adam unfolding his cheat sheet from that one FNPF in my head
Smirking_Bear: Wheeler always has weird unique cards
BrowneePointz: the spider is…modi-fly’d *finger guns*
MegaDosX: Wow
oneala: oh gosh..
MegaDosX: Just walk in with a Japanese to English dictionary
NotCainNorAbel: @MegaDosX I do bring my phone places
CrossXhunteR: serge is about to get a lot of spider triggers at least
lamina5432: at least there are translate apps now but back then that had to be terrible
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
DarkSVermoth: someone in chat called it
MegaDosX: @QuixoticScrivener Are you a wizard? You have to tell us if you're a wizard
Sorator13: @MegaDosX followup: if you are a wizard, do you live by the coast?
MegaDosX: Regenerate taps it yeah?
CrossXhunteR: yup
Sorator13: Yep
BrowneePointz: he’s gettin there Megados
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Peter Parker [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
Smirking_Bear: Serge is spinning spiders ?
MegaDosX: Yeah no he got it I was just curious because in not super familiar with degenerate
LRRbot: Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} / When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.
MegaDosX: Regenerate rather
LRRbot: Webspinner Cuff [2G] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Spider [1/4] | Reach / Equipped creature gets +1/+4 and has reach. / Reconfigure {4}
MegaDosX: My phone's auto correct is too used to me dealing with certain other people >_>
BrowneePointz: a hive of spiders that ate Peter and now believe they are him
DarkSVermoth: spiders-man is great
KWardJenx: Rotating Heroes Spiders-man?
theamc2000: she butt fights
LRRbot: Tadeas, Juniper Ascendant [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/3] | Reach / Tadeas has hexproof unless it's attacking. / Whenever a creature you control with reach attacks, untap it and it can't be blocked by creatures with greater power this combat. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
DarkSVermoth: horrifying but great
MegaDosX: I was about to ask about him!
ElektroTal: indian characters selesnya confirmed
LRRbot: Silk, Web Weaver [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/5] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. / {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
LRRbot: Siege-Gang Commander [3RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | When this creature enters, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
Marvoleath: Juniper? Does Matt know?
Solo_Support: famously not frustrating commander ninjutsu
BrowneePointz:
you mean, they learned from Yuriko Serge?
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
HadesLeprechaun: yeah we don't need more things in the command zone that can cheat commander tax
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LRRbot: Spider-Man, Peter Parker [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
Manitu_25: siegegang is from scourge? damn didn't that card is that old already
baskwalla: The best goblin tokens. nice
Smirking_Bear: So is James the villain in this pod 🤔
Manitu_25: *know
CrossXhunteR: that's a hell of an ability on spider-man, peter parker
Bugberry: Because Dalsim attacks with his long arms from range,
oneala: gotta love butt fighting.
MegaDosX: Tadeas was apparently already a spiders commander on EDHREC, I'd imagine that's only going to intensify now
elpresbytr: how much do tickets to the butt fight cost
Sorator13: @elpresbytr you don't wanna know
nevyn666: cross the streams!
theamc2000: @elpresbytr there is an anime
Sorator13: SERGE
MegaDosX: Don't cross the streams
BrowneePointz: Tesseractal Pissing
underhill33: wtf
Sorator13: Serge that phrase does not mean what you think it means
NotCainNorAbel: I have a brother, we didn't do this
Solo_Support:
MegaDosX: I also have a brother, never did that
e_bloc: not even once
Mr_Bitterness: Not even once, agreed
TheSuperDoubleG: as a brother-haver, definitely did not even consider this
Isaac3567: I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters... never once did that
LRRbot: The Spot, Living Portal [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/4] | When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. / When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner's library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
Omnipotrevor: Literal pissing contest
MegaDosX: Here's Johnny!
HadesLeprechaun: yeah I have a brother one year older than me, never did that
GreatGodOm: I only have brothers. We never did that.
tehfewl: sometimes you and your boys are drunk and theres only 1 toilet
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, there were fights over the good bathroom, but like
BrowneePointz: Spot is so FUCKIN MEAN and I love it
MegaDosX: Bold.
Micalovits: Oh god Spots exile is mean
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ghyllnox: The classic "pissing with brothers" out here is "trick the youngest into peeing on the electric fence"
MegaDosX: Oh right initiative is upkeep
Diabore: hey judge, if spot doesnt die ben loses his commander forever right? because it wont change zones again?
Sorator13: Wait, Ben would get the chance to move it to the command zone if Spot blinks? I didn't think he would.
Bugberry: Edge
Sorator13: because yeah, it wouldn't change zones, it just *stays* exiled
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LRRbot: Denry Klin, Editor in Chief [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Cat Advisor [2/2] | Denry Klin enters with your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or vigilance counter on it. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if Denry Klin has counters on it, put the same number of each kind of counter on that creature.
MegaDosX: Dre?
Bugberry: I liked NC Commander because of the Blitz cards.
BrowneePointz: Graham knows he can choose to put Spot “on the bottom” but actually go to Command Zone if he dies ya? fun little rules interaction
A_Dub888: Joke's on you, I've got them in my Tidus deck
Uniclonus: I have a Denry deck. It's an interesting concept, but I need to rework it
tehfewl: where is the JJ version of that guy
Booster6: Ben your commander isnt comming back in graham blinks him
DarkSVermoth:
wait so is ben's deck just cats and dogs but with Peni as his commander?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun might wanna let ben know if spot doesnt die his commander is gone forever (like if it blinks)
Sorator13: yeah I feel like Ben misunderstood that (or I missed a Commander rules change, which is very possible)
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore I think he knows, he built the deck.
HadesLeprechaun: if he doesn't know, it will simply be funny when it happens
Diabore: no, because it doesnt leave eile
Micalovits: He sure can't - it wont be moving zones
Sorator13: If Spot blinks, his commander doesn't change zones
Diabore: yeah
Booster6: no he cant, it wont change zones
MegaDosX: It stays in exile and doesn't change zones
MegaDosX: It's a Mirror of Life Trapping or Skyclave Apparition thing
e_bloc: yeah I was really wondering about that
BrowneePointz: ye it’s a very niche interaction so folks just wanted to clarify!
ladyjessica: editor definitely is an advisor
e_bloc: it's also a pretty uncommon templating
Sorator13: Yeah, it's because you put it under the card to represent it being exiled in a way that isn't just "never matters in this game again"
Sorator13: (we need to bring back "removed from the game" for "exiled and never matters again")
oneala: oh that’s cool.
whitefirecomix: Exodia?
MegaDosX: Benjamin has invented the printing press
A_Dub888: powerhouse.mp3
Micalovits: Now all he needs is something that makes mana
Wrexadecimal: It's one o' them there voltrons.
e_bloc: it's too bad that there's no red because the crime novelist would fit right in
BrowneePointz: it’s been YEARS since we have had an OG O Ring templating like Spot
MegaDosX:
Anyone got another wrath?
Diabore:
denny is nontoken
bbblehh: !card animation module
LRRbot: Animation Module [1] | Artifact | Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a permanent you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {3}, {T}: Choose a counter on target permanent or player. Give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.
baskwalla: Servo extruder
thraximore: tokens don't get the tokens
episvont: Uh, NON-token
DarkSVermoth: i feel this deck is missing JJ jameson
MegaDosX: !card denry klin
LRRbot: Denry Klin, Editor in Chief [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Cat Advisor [2/2] | Denry Klin enters with your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or vigilance counter on it. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if Denry Klin has counters on it, put the same number of each kind of counter on that creature.
thraximore: I mean counters
MegaDosX: Oh shit yeah nontoken
oneala: how about an ashnod’s altar anyone?
MegaDosX: I don't think that worked like Ben wants
MegaDosX: You get an servo
oneala: 🥲
Sorator13: okay, I was confused how Ben was doing that, this makes more sense
e_bloc: that's too bad because it was pretty sweet if it worked
MegaDosX:
I mean this is probably exactly why Denry Klin says nontoken
bbblehh: what if we were to just pretend that perhaps ben has a cathar's crusade in play, surely that would work in the intended manner
Sorator13: !card cathar's crus
LRRbot: Cathars' Crusade [3WW] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Micalovits: It either very quickly winds the game, or does nothing
oneala: it’s so hard to keep up with.
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e_bloc: that is exactly how I feel about cathar's crusade
Bugberry: Commander was made for big dumb do nothing enchantments.
Diabore: it was also really good in innistrad remastered
tryllebanjo:
"I liked it better, when I was cheating!" - Ben Ulmer, FNPF August 13, 2025
Manitu_25: this is why
e_bloc: coat is awful because it's literally every creature
Manitu_25: i don't play scute swarm
kiniewings: Cathar's Crusade, Coat of Arms, and similar effects i'll run on MTGO or Arena, cause let the program do the math for me
LRRbot: Enduring Curiosity [2UU] | Enchantment Creature — Cat Glimmer [4/3] | Flash / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / When Enduring Curiosity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.
Diabore: love that cat
DarkSVermoth: aligned heart is a funny "do nothing" spell that can get out of hand real quick too
HadesLeprechaun: I only play Coat like a Craterhoof in non-green, I should win the game the turn I play it, so I only have to care about the math once
tryllebanjo: Oh, that art is beautiful!
Mindfire13: I won't run some cards in paper because its a pain to track or do constant shuffling.
Diabore: but my trick
MegaDosX: Priority! *jazz hands*
Sorator13: priority is symmetrical?! /s
smertmonkey: your honor, let him have it bro
Sorator13: Not unblockable; just not blockable by creatures with greater power, IIRC
HadesLeprechaun: Lou Wilson on Game Changer: "Please let me win"
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Diabore: ok the basic cycle
Drum0_0:
tehfewl: darn smarch weather
Sorator13: hard piss!
Solo_Support:
PEE TIME
dumbo3k: time for the pee competition
Spades_Slicc: Have fun peeing, see who wins
Diabore: someone HAS to have the piss mug when we come backl
MajorFrostbyte: Dat's a good PEE dere
HesGotNoPants: @Sorator13 Piss hard or don't piss at all
ArmstrongRGM96X: Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss
Spades_Slicc: You're either pissing with me . . . Or you're pissing against me!
adept_nekomancer: One does not simply piss into Mordor!
A_Dub888: oh?
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Fantusta: These aren't decks mtg is selling right there aren't decks for this set?
ArmstrongRGM96X: @Fantusta Correct, these are custom built decks
InfiniTokens: Serge is really taking the initiative on taking the initiative
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Tadeas, Juniper Ascendant [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/3] | Reach / Tadeas has hexproof unless it's attacking. / Whenever a creature you control with reach attacks, untap it and it can't be blocked by creatures with greater power this combat. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
LRRbot: Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} / When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.
Sorator13: Oh hey, that's pretty lore accurate even
KappaOneTwoThreeInTheChat:
All these spidermen
LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Darleysam: web up, it's the code web
InfiniTokens: Spider-men, Spider-Men, do whatever Spiders-Men can.
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
thraximore: they're good legs
Micalovits: Yea, needing to live a turn and dying to everything is a big difference
Manitu_25: is this the alt art? jesper ejsing riiips
thraximore: sure does
Mustang_Redcloak: Gwenom is just a removal check.
LRRbot: Forge of Heroes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Choose target commander that entered this turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature and a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
LRRbot: SP//dr, Piloted by Peni [3WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Spider Hero [4/4] | Vigilance / When SP//dr enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Whenever a modified creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Sorator13: Trigger
Sorator13: +1/+1 counter from SP//dr
dumbo3k: ^
InfiniTokens: Oh my
A_Dub888: heheheh
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
Sorator13: Ooh
MegaDosX: Phrasing, Ben
Smirking_Bear: She turns herself on lol 😆
InfiniTokens:
TOS!
DarkSVermoth:
please not with peni
Smirking_Bear: Great choice of words Ben
Sorator13: G feeling droppy today, eh?
Sorator13: 14, isn't it? 5/5, 4/5 first strike, 6/5?
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Sorator13: I can count. 15.
Sorator13: doesn't matter anyway
MegaDosX: Ben taking no responsibility for his actions lmao
Smirking_Bear: This is some malicious spider on spider violence
DarkSVermoth: "i take no responsibility for my attacks"
MegaDosX:
raze667:
Kentosaurus: math is for blockers, and so is the responsibililty
RedArrogantKnight:
Wrexadecimal:
HesGotNoPants:
dumbo3k:
Sorator13: it's faster to use twitch's default, unfortunately
Zulghinlour:
Drum0_0: I like TB.
adept_nekomancer:
KappaOneTwoThreeInTheChat:
MegaDosX: Counterpoint: Gibb
Sorator13: so it depends on the level of effort, yeah
Juliamon: yeah, people are lazy
Manitu_25:
DarkSVermoth:
Dog_of_Myth:
raze667: @Juliamon Counterpoint: Totalbiscuit should be remembered.
MegaDosX: To be fair, he in theory has 20 life in potentia
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Geier Reach Sanitarium | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.
LRRbot: Treasure Nabber [2R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [3/2] | Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.
Smirking_Bear: The GReeeeen! Goblin ! Hahahaha
e_bloc: I wasn't going to say anything, but it's like turn 10 and none of these goblins are green
Sorator13: Ooh
Bugberry: !card gandalf the white
LRRbot: Gandalf the White [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/5] | Flash / You may cast legendary spells and artifact spells as though they had flash. / If a legendary permanent or an artifact entering or leaving the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: Gandalf is indeed a white card
thraximore: hold on
Smirking_Bear: Serge lol you don't Gandalf why he isn't white 🤣 😂
elpresbytr: no morbius pauper commander?
Manitu_25:
DarkSVermoth: ultimate green goblin being rakdos makes sense, it having no green feels wrong
Sorator13: I'm so confused, Serge
A_Dub888: In the Ultimate Universe, red is the new green
GreatGodOm: Gandalf the white is the only gandalf that is the colour that it says.
e_bloc: look man, Serge is having a hard night
Micalovits: I think its Saruman the white that isn't white
MegaDosX: @GreatGodOm Saruman is indeed of many colours though
Sorator13:
@e_bloc
e_bloc: there's a few basic things Serge has forgotten
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, let it slide
Bugberry: more like cards mentioning Blacksmiths that aren't Black.
Micalovits: !card saruman the white
LRRbot: Saruman the White [4U] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/4] | Ward {2} / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, amass Orcs 2.
MegaDosX:
@e_bloc I see what you did there
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Peter Parker [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
A_Dub888: nyaaa?
Smirking_Bear: So how does the web slinging mechanic work ?
MegaDosX: Bounce lands are great
MegaDosX: They synergise well with DFC lands
e_bloc: but what if spelunking
Dog_of_Myth: Just play Amulet....
Sorator13: @Smirking_Bear Discounted casting cost if you bounce one of your creatures. Still a casting cost (so you still pay commander tax, for example)
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX you're great
raze667: bounce lands are amazing if are thin on land count. Turns a 2 land hand into a 3 land hand. Or resets your hideaway lands
MegaDosX: Also yeah Spelunking and Amulet work well with them
e_bloc: tiller engine
Thecrdbrdsamurai: i also don't like the bounce lands in generic decks that do not run DFC or as a combo piece.
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 no u
e_bloc: or like the three they printed in EOE
Aarek: weird rules question, does treasure nabber's ability trigger and then immediately fizzle from tapping and saccing treasure tokens?
MegaDosX: I think so?
DarkSVermoth: bounce lands are great in landfall decks
Sorator13: @Aarek I think so, yeah.
MegaDosX: Doesn't really matter though because like you said it'd fizzle because you sacrifice thebtreasyre
MegaDosX: The treasure rather
MegaDosX: Phone keyboard pls
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature — Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
e_bloc: I need flickers of spiderman!
Micalovits: Uhoh - Warpies!
thraximore: @e_bloc +2
LRRbot: Terrific Team-Up [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater. / One or two target creatures you control each get +1/+0 until end of turn. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
A_Dub888: Dadeus
LoadingReadyRun: Can I kill someone in response to All-Fates Stalker in-order to become an assassin to avoid being targeted?
LRRbot: Karn's Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Proliferate.
MegaDosX: "I need to draw some cards" said the blue player
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun in minecraft
elpresbytr: Mariah K?
MegaDosX: Sounds like someone mashed buttons on a name generator website or something
Smirking_Bear: Ben just loves to beat up serge and his little guys this game
MegaDosX: I made a Dyadrine deck recently, and this feels like similar vibes
Diabore: !card thwip
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
e_bloc: how many turns has it been since the blasphemous act
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
thraximore: oh did Ben tap the talisman?
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
thraximore: if so James should get it
GreatGodOm: James gets ben's talisman
A_Dub888: @LRRbot Definitely didn't read that as "Ottowa, Soaring City" or a split second
Micalovits: Its only for one turn anyway
MegaDosX: Serge is having a night
elpresbytr: NO
e_bloc: just forgetting the basics tonight i guess
LRRbot: Legion Warboss [2R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | Mentor / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.
Sorator13: pff
fcloud: "thwip it real good" -- salt n pepa, probably
MegaDosX:
@e_bloc
LoadingReadyRun:
Serge is unable to stop being cute
thraximore: still got the sanitarium!
Diabore: !card treasure nabber
LRRbot: Treasure Nabber [2R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [3/2] | Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.
MegaDosX: C- Graham, apply yourself
Sorator13: quality wordplay, G
thraximore:
MegaDosX: WOW
Sorator13:
Mustang_Redcloak:
raze667: I've whiffed so often on that
Smirking_Bear: James whiffed !?!?!?! What !?!?!?!
Juliamon: James gonna James
A_Dub888: you can WHIFF on the Undercity??
MegaDosX: That is so unfortunate
circusofkirkus: see james was building for 2012 commander, so the initiative wasn't a thing yet
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
elpresbytr: wait the UGG deck isn't a Dragon's Approach deck?
e_bloc: I lost all 5 of Ral's ultimate coin flips on Modo once.
e_bloc: I feel his pain
MegaDosX: Oh yeah that was in the last highlights
A_Dub888: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
e_bloc: sorry, I was watching that game. probably my fault
Sorator13: Oh good
Diabore: im excited
Mr_Bitterness: Yesssss, I knew it
MegaDosX: Ooh
Micalovits: Oh the flip 7 games!
Sorator13: I love highlights montages
Diabore: tomorrow cant come fast enough
Sorator13:
and I think I contributed to that particular one 
Smirking_Bear: I'd rather roll dice then flipping coin cards
elpresbytr: legacy bad card
Sorator13:
Micalovits: Iron man is a thing yea
MegaDosX: There's a lot of them yeah
MegaDosX: Ben gets the Talisman back at end of turn
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
A_Dub888 points at Serge
NoxStryx: Does Peter Porker have May-Ham?
e_bloc: finally maybe we can see a green goblin
Sorator13: Yknow, we have the Urborg scroll text reminder, but I don't think we've ever used Yavimaya scroll text reminder
DMStewart1981: What bracket are the decks?
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Peter Parker [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
Bugberry: We might actually get some Green goblins in Lorwyn, since there were some in Shadowmoor.
e_bloc: Chameleon Colossus is my favorite green goblin
Smirking_Bear: Sege's spider man just can't be kept down
Micalovits: Can't wait for Lorwyn, so excited
Sorator13: yessss
MegaDosX: Fantastic plays Graham
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Larkonus: Basic Land - Swamp Swamp Swamp
Diabore: everyone got green black lands now
elpresbytr: If they dont reprint Goatnapper then Lorwyn is a wash
MegaDosX: Everybody Golgari
tehfewl: Boggart ram gang is my fav green goblin
couchboyj: It's bayous all the way down, ya'll
e_bloc: now Ben cast Harbinger of the Seas and James can follow up with Magus of the Moon. and then I guess timestamps
MegaDosX: @e_bloc Why.
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e_bloc: @MegaDosX chaos
LRRbot: Noxious Gearhulk [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
MegaDosX: Oh hey there
Sorator13: I don't think Hopeful Initiate sacs? It just removes counters, yeah
MegaDosX: The spite plays
Sorator13: Ben could blow up both, yeah
Bugberry: swarms of verminous cats
Sorator13: Ben also could use those counters to blow stuff up before the cat stops being a creature
MegaDosX:
Just mill him out
GreatGodOm: Graham should be on two less life. Since Ben removed 2 counters before the cat died.
MegaDosX: Sevenenergy
MegaDosX: Or, sevenergy
Smirking_Bear: Double first strike counters
Sorator13: @GreatGodOm yep
akwehhkanoo: is ben sleeveless?
MegaDosX: Turn ten Land Tax would be pretty funny
ghyllnox: @akwehhkanoo No
Sorator13: @akwehhkanoo No, his sleeves are black.
LRRbot: Drannith Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered this turn.
Sorator13: and his other sleeves are black with skull pineapples
Micalovits: Said the Green player
akwehhkanoo: the sleeves are tight around those borderless lands
Smirking_Bear: Been just loves giving that mana rock to James
LRRbot: Sweet-Gum Recluse [4GG] | Creature — Spider [0/3] | Flash / Cascade / Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on each of any number of target creatures that entered this turn.
MegaDosX: Oh boy cascade time
Diabore: oh cascade
HadesLeprechaun: sweet goom?
Smirking_Bear: Ben's secret plan , have James die to his mana rocks 1 damage effect
MegaDosX: Five or less
Sorator13:
WowoT: 5 or less
Dog_of_Myth:
whitefirecomix: is that how you get those?
LRRbot: Supportive Parents [2G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Add one mana of any color.
akwehhkanoo: lol cascading into parents
Manitu_25: who says spiderman isn't a fantasy set?
MegaDosX: Yeah Sweet Gum is fun
MegaDosX: I have it in Maelstrom Wanderer
Bacon_Trail:
tell me what supportive parents do, and also what your card does 
Larkonus: Miles's parents together are stronger than Miles, dang.
GreatGodOm: Is Serge sure that he doesn't want to put counters on Ben's servos?
Micalovits: #BringBackTrippleStrike
Bugberry: !card three headed goblin
LRRbot: Three-Headed Goblin [3RR] | Creature — Goblin Mutant [3/3] | Triple strike
TehAmelie: as your attorney, dunt
MegaDosX: There's also super haste
Micalovits: Its the hexproof boots and not shroud right?
Bacon_Trail: Who else is going to forget that there's a card called Supportive Parents and make the same jokes the next time they see it?
Sorator13: What's the name of James's mana rock borrower?
MegaDosX: Does Graham also get another energy?
GreatGodOm: Does Ben want to give Graham an energy? As a treat?
thraximore: @Sorator13 treasure nabber
Micalovits: !decks
circusofkirkus: @Sorator13 Treasure Nabber
Sorator13: thanks!
thraximore: ??? twitch acted like that was a slur
thraximore: "are you sure you want to send that"
thraximore: yes?
circusofkirkus: @thraximore you got that too? that was so weird
Larkonus: Oh no, Miles would get his cannon event!
Micalovits: Twitch is weird
MegaDosX:
MegaDosX: Benjamin
Smirking_Bear: Insert batman arc
thraximore: must be "nabber"
Juliamon: probably 'nabber' is being used as a substitute word
Larkonus: (Or his canon event, even)
MegaDosX: Batspiderman
GreatGodOm: Serge is here to cast spiders and tap parents. And he's all out of parents.
Diabore: @thraximore it did the same to me when i pulled it to read the card
thraximore: strange.
theamc2000: so in the Dc multiverse a spider Batman does not exist
akwehhkanoo: geez ben removing serges parents...
Smirking_Bear: Could you imagine though? A DC universe beyond set
MegaDosX: It's such a card
Bacon_Trail: In response I... heehe hoo hoo
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
Juliamon: n(vowel)(repeatingconsonant)er is unfortunately commonly a slur
thraximore: @Smirking_Bear Yes. Quite easily.
MegaDosX: I have it in two decks that care separately about the two halves of the card
MegaDosX: Necrobloom for kitties and Dyadrine for counters
theamc2000: @smirking_bear yes
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MegaDosX: I do love that everyone's had a chance to do their thing
MegaDosX: Graham has been hamstrung by lands a bit but has still contributed
Sorator13:
Larkonus:
@Bacon_Trail 
nevyn666:
MegaDosX: !card guide of souls
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Each player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Mary Jane Watson [1{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Human Performer [2/2] | Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Mr_Bitterness: With the good art!
SourAndSublimes: huh
LRRbot: Stingerfling Spider [4G] | Creature — Spider [2/5] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may destroy target creature with flying.
Sorator13: Was "Performer" a creature type before this set?
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Unfinity had a few
SourAndSublimes: unfinity
MegaDosX: Hart Darg Cart
Sorator13: ah, makes sense
control_rig: Hort Dorg Cort
e_bloc: she's spi-curious
LRRbot: Spider-Suit [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and is a Spider Hero in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
control_rig: Spider Jane
theamc2000: yes
theamc2000: there is the spider mom and kid card I. this set
RatherLargeToad: She’s Venom right now apparently
Fruan: There's at least 2 instances of MJ as a spider in this set.
SuperWriterAndy: shes also jackpot
Mr_Bitterness: She's in the Iron Spider suit
MegaDosX: Venom Jane
theamc2000: !card Spinneret
LRRbot: Did you mean: Spinneret and Spiderling; Spinnerette, Arachnobat; Spinneret Sliver; Sudden Spinnerets
theamc2000: 1
Bacon_Trail: and a merry jenom to you too G
Sorator13: I was taking it as a command. "Marry Jenom."
MegaDosX:
Fantastic
Bugberry: !card spinneret and spiderling
LRRbot: Spinneret and Spiderling [R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [1/2] | Whenever you attack with two or more Spiders, put a +1/+1 counter on Spinneret and Spiderling. / Whenever Spinneret and Spiderling deals 4 or more damage, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
Mr_Bitterness: @CrazyWatermeloon You know, I can see where MJ and Venom both want Peter, so that works
Diabore: boots?
Dromos_GHG: when Gwen was Gwenom, Mary Jane became a Carnage
LRRbot: The Spot, Living Portal [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/4] | When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. / When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner's library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
Mr_Bitterness: @Dromos_GHG A flip from Ultimate Spider-Man where Gwen died and came back as a Carnage clone
MegaDosX: That's that dragon
MegaDosX: The one that's also a wincon
MegaDosX: Name escapes me
Micalovits: Treasure nabber is just a pretty cool card
MegaDosX: I know a lot of people thought of Treasure Nabber when Ragost was spoiled
LoadingReadyRun: So Spot just puts the entire Felidar Retreat into his body?
LRRbot: Sea of Clouds | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Micalovits: !card hellkite tyrant
LRRbot: Hellkite Tyrant [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/5] | Flying, trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, gain control of all artifacts that player controls. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more artifacts, you win the game.
MegaDosX: That one, thanks
theamc2000: @loadingreadyrun stole that resort
LRRbot: Luminarch Aspirant [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
RatherLargeToad: he breathes light
Sorator13: man, Ben's deck is gross [complimentary]
ladyjessica: James has to win to retire champion again
Micalovits: I have seen goblin players play a haste lord into Krenko and just murder people
Bionull: I ask myself that every day
LoadingReadyRun: James is so talented that he can retire champion from a loss
betweenmyself:
are there any cards that reference the ‘78 live action Japanese show where he pilots a giant robot to battle Kaiju? 
Sorator13: Valid point, Serge
Smirking_Bear: Ben wants to both kill Spidermans parents and his girlfriend???
Larkonus: The card really shows its merit in grindier games.
LoadingReadyRun: @Smirking_Bear but leave Spider-Man alive. Make him suffer!
darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun To be fair, that *is* when Spider-Man is at his best.
LRRbot: Luminous Broodmoth [2WW] | Creature — Insect [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control without flying dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a flying counter on it.
MegaDosX: Bruh
Bugberry: love mothra
Kentosaurus: ugh
Sorator13: Wow
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Sorator13: Do you still have stuff that triggers on +1/+1 counters being put on stuff?
LRRbot: Treasure Nabber [2R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [3/2] | Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
control_rig: More like- dammit Serge
InfiniTokens: Lost, but seeking?
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
theamc2000: !card Sp//dr
LRRbot: Did you mean: SP//dr, Piloted by Peni; Wispdrinker Vampire
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
raze667: it's a temporary effect and the zone it came from is a location it CAN return to. So if James loses it goes back. Killing treasure nabber does not end the temporary effect to gain control.
Sorator13: oh, I hadn't seen that art of Arcane Signet before; cool
Micalovits: It is pretty silly that the treasure nabber doesn't nab treasure
Tiber727: I'm sure Nomura is writing a 10-volume explanation how Zach got here.
MegaDosX: Broodmoth go brr
Sorator13:
Exile wrath?
Balaur1135: @Tiber727 I'm sure the 7million word document he has on explaining KH is bigger than that
darkcyril: @Tiber727 Turns out Nick Lowe has just been playing a LOT of FF7 lately.
Diabore: 3 even
MegaDosX: If anyone has Farewell it'd do it, but idk if they'd want to rip that off this late in the game
Diabore: 1 discount
theamc2000: is the Sp//dr card technically just the mech?
Micalovits: As a goblins player - damn I wish that land made goblins
hd_dabnado: Sokenzen the sauna
Bugberry: !card sokenzen
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / Channel — {3}{R}, Discard this card: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Profektus: They're goblins in spirit
Balaur1135: But are they Fleem in spirit?
MegaDosX: The Omenpaths version of Sp//dr looks like it's just a robot
Sorator13: James, quick, remind him that you *also* have 3 treasures!
MegaDosX: Drawing cards is good? Imagine that
e_bloc: Serge defeated his mana base pretty early
MegaDosX: Toski was a few years ago now
LRRbot: Herald of Secret Streams [3U] | Creature — Merfolk Warrior [2/3] | Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them can't be blocked.
Sorator13: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: That will do it
circusofkirkus: moral defeat!
MegaDosX: I was about to say it lmao
e_bloc: yeah, love that card in Tidus
Sorator13: Serge... buddy... if we were talking rules violations...
Sorator13:
you'd have left this game *way* earlier
MegaDosX: Sevenergy
InfiniTokens:
"Senergy"
MegaDosX: Lightning Greaves
Bugberry: plus the spurs
akwehhkanoo: i really wanted James to win so he could say " ultimate gg"
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Sorator13:
lamina5432: gg
KaleidoscopeMind: only 1 G
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wrapscalion: gg
InfiniTokens: If you have to apologize for math, EVERY Magic player has to apologize for math.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Diabore: sooooo game 2?
InfiniTokens: Spidermander?
PorpoisesUnknown: game 3?
MegaDosX: I'd still love to see a Commander game where it's just the villains from that one meme
Micalovits:
Thanks for the stream friends! 
1000
e_bloc: I bought that jumpstart dog from CK during the stream
ghyllnox: Buttons~
Sorator13: !decks
PorpoisesUnknown: Bye!
Dog_of_Myth:
vinewood_og:
oneala: yay!!
phoenixfeather14: Please do not P on the tech!
Reldnahcire: except Serge doesn't use them for basic lands 🤣
e_bloc: my bookmark uses the partner url
Orxolon: i'm gonna sleep,thanks for the stream!
Orxolon: g night every1
Diabore: wotc have said it will be "not ideal"
circusofkirkus: Beej and Paul do their best Statler and Waldorf impressions
public_key_reveal_party: More like statler and Pauldorf
Anubis169: Garfield Kart!!
Micalovits: Garf Kart!
gibbousm: THERE"S A SEQUEL!
vinewood_og: On a Monday? Rude.
Diabore: not wheeler?
Bacon_Trail: they made a sequel?
Diabore: i thought wheeler would jump at the chance for more garf kart
e_bloc: weird
Sorator13:
samwiser_: *seth voice* A small Japanese tournement?
Bacon_Trail: nintendogs?
hd_dabnado: game got that dog in em
HadesLeprechaun: You've said chasing static a bunch, but that is not the name of the dog game
Sorator13:
That's... definitely not the same game
Diabore: thats so very different
Sorator13: I prefer urban whales, personally
InfiniTokens: Rural whales? vs City whales?
Micalovits: Smort
Anubis169: !schedule
Anubis169: ^ dat
betweenmyself: Ben, have you looked into “Discussion Over Dinner” as a possible Let’s Nope episode?
ShaneLeeAtk: Love some Dale
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Micalovits: Since you mentioned it
LoadingReadyRun:
@Micalovits
Anubis169: thank yoooooou
lamina5432: gnight
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Was a lot of fun
Dog_of_Myth:
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