Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm so hype for this!!!
beowuuf: I'm able to watch one live again, weeee
TXC2: Hello everybody
beowuuf:
RockPusher: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5323: "Can Twitch chat be my waifu? I'll take 'em..." —Adam [2018-09-19]
TXC2: hi beowuuf
accountmadeforants: I forget whether I watched the LRLive one. Oh well, too late now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam has determined he no longer will take twitch chat as his waifu
accountmadeforants: *subathon
jessicaengle: I hope that means he'll stop calling us motherfkrs.
beowuuf: heather got it online a few days ago, it's the ones with the ice and the caberns
jessicaengle: As a treat
accountmadeforants: Oh right, with the old men we stole the triangle from
beowuuf: yup yup
beowuuf: and adam correctly did not release the helghast from the jar like pentagram
beowuuf: title change
TXC2: Set chat to hypecom 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf For literally that reasoning IIRC
spethycakes: Do you think someone is going to get timed out at the beginning of stream this time, too? Or is it just a Let's Nope thing?
jessicaengle:
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beowuuf: when playing through seriously, these next two books are bangers.
TXC2: hello cattleprodlynn welcome
TXC2: spethycakes that's a lets nope thing
accountmadeforants: Also, I learned about another CYOA series (Grailquest) because of a deep cut in-joke in some anime someone else noticed and managed to explain. (The in-joke being "Go to 14")
spethycakes: @TXC2 I'll save my heartrate for Tuesday nights, then!
beowuuf: i just learned about the batman choose your own adventure comic strip and then watched a 30 minute explanation of it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Mercy what year was that from?
accountmadeforants:
@beowuuf Ah, excellent rabbit hole to fall down 
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MenomeAlice: Hello, I am the one that saved the Time Out music for Let's Nope by pointing Ben at a royalty-free version. You may all congratulate me now.
Earthenone:
TXC2: CONTACT
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realbadatthis_: @MenomeAlice o7
Sarah_Serinde: hullo chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello Sarah!
jessicaengle: Otaku Jeff time!
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle In his alter ego as Lone Wolf
cattleprodlynn: So what did I miss in the other books/playthroughs that's relevant?
DeM0nFiRe:
jessicaengle: Otaku Wolf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Or Lone Jeff?
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jessicaengle: Awooo Jeff
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig 2021? Batman: Black and White #5 - "The Riddle"
accountmadeforants: @cattleprodlynn Book 1: We got a cool wildly overpowered sword that fires lasers. Book 2: Cursed ship, cursed voyage. Book 3: Bullying old men to take a triangle and fire that never goes out, going through a spooky crypt and *not* unleashing demons.
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde hello, how goes the crafting?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @cattleprodlynn There is always a plot recap at the beginning of each book they read out loud in case people missed the previous streams, but they played 1-3 on previous streams
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants He didn't even bully the old men! He just said hello!
cattleprodlynn: Gotcha, thanks for catching me up. And hi, Paul!
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher I've only just started for the day, but frog got finished yesterday. I have bits of boat and greenery and water to fill in now, they're small patches here and there but they'll take some time
MenomeAlice: @cattleprodlynn We're the last survivor of Super Warrior Monks, despite no teachers we keep getting Super Powers, and we have now locked the Big Bad away in the Prison Dimension from Superman II.
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde \ 
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Sarah_Serinde: all the big things that needed to be done are done though
beowuuf: The first three books were very connected, this one is sort of a stand alone that sets up the last of the kai books
beowuuf: @MenomeAlice which he will never escape from and we will Never See Him Again Ever
saucemaster5000: hey I'm a wizard who's looking for a coward from a few months ago
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: books!
beowuuf: o7
TheWooglie:
Invitare: wow Paul and Beej are joined by special guest Adam
TXC2: hello Adam and Beej and Paul on tech
jessicaengle: Hi guys!
beowuuf: literally
RockPusher: Otaku Jeff and the Chasm of Doom!
beowuuf: maakengorge
accountmadeforants:
Like Chaos 
Sarah_Serinde:
TXC2: !patreon
beowuuf: it's there the last big bad fell in to
beowuuf: oopsie
Sarah_Serinde:
Thanks for getting ahead of that one Adam 
RockPusher:
chasm is the correct pronounciation
e_bloc: it's a misnomer. it's actually a canyon
TXC2: I mean, it IS a ch not a K...
Mollylele: chazz'm
L0rdX33n: oh holy crap these Lone Wolf series?! These were my childhood!
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LilyOfTheVeil666: "Adam reads a book" is one of my favourite streams
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TXC2: !store
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beowuuf: the chine of chillness idid not test well
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CaptainSpam: We have dice sodas, dice kebabs, dice tacos...
e_bloc: one t-shirt
Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
RockPusher: en route, like Otaku Jeff
Sarah_Serinde: Those trays look so nice
beowuuf:
@L0rdX33n ikr! adam's played 1 -3 already 
RockPusher: mmmm, free monomers
Sarah_Serinde: helps you and helps LRR, even if it's just a little
accountmadeforants:
Okay but what if the code made it 5% more expensive instead 
Coherent_Noise: The new books just came I got them in the mail as soon as I got the email about them.
RvLeshrac: Money isn't the important thing. Unless it's my money, that's the important thing.
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jessicaengle: A penny saved us a penny earned. - Abraham Lincoln
TXC2: RvLeshrac exactly
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L0rdX33n: @beowuuf Well I have some watching to do later
RvLeshrac: I want to see two sets of creator codes, yeah. One that gives a 5% discount, and one that adds an additional 5%.
kilgaen: Finally I catch one live. I'm at the library studying, but I guess I'll just fail then.
accountmadeforants: Apparently there's now a huge split between people who either watch on mobile and want 10 second videos, and people who watch on TV and want 3 hour videos.
beowuuf:
@L0rdX33n enjoy
Sarah_Serinde: gotta reiterate how much I appreciate LRR only running ads during breaks (even though I'm subbed). It's *so* annoying and disruptive on other channels when they just run whenever
e_bloc: truer words
adept_nekomancer: cursed voyage
RealGamerCow: SubDomber
kilgaen: It was yesterday for me
realbadatthis_: that wizard sneezed at the worst time
beowuuf: me, but that's because i've read all these a ton of times
e_bloc: we killed someone
RealGamerCow: It was like 6 weeks right?
beowuuf: it was subathon so you had even less chance to recall all this
MenomeAlice: It was like two days ago for us
L0rdX33n: After I watch Beej’s Fallout video that just posted, I was so sad I missed sub-a-thon this year but it happened during GenCon
Greyah: There was a cool wizard duel. And you didn't let a very bad demon out of the boo box.
jessicaengle:
Thank you beowuuf! 
beowuuf: vonotar the traitor, you totally missed his description in earlier books
Theycallmejokke: We made friends with a wizard
Coherent_Noise: I was thrilled to see everything got to you guys safely.
RockPusher: For us, it was Tuesday
kilgaen: you brought Vonotar the Traitor to justice. You dumped him in a black hole.
beowuuf: kalte
spethycakes: I love a secret archnemesis
RealGamerCow: Into the blaggole
beowuuf: with people whom some called barbairians...
beowuuf:
@jessicaengle np
Greyah: You suffered from snow blindness like an idiot.
RealGamerCow: "Think that guy is coming back?"
beowuuf: don';t worry, i have a magical staff of teleportation that will be totally not forgotten about quietly for the rest of the whole series
e_bloc: they're in a bar hanging out with the wizard from the first book
kilgaen: If you took a different route, they're definitely dead. As it is, they're thriving.
Coherent_Noise: Book 3 was the only book with a fail state that wasn't death
RealGamerCow: "You hit your head on a rock. Your adventure ends here
beowuuf:
there are instant deaths, you've just missed them. Some people HAT the evil falling mast of book 2, for example
Greyah: The Lone Wolf books definitely seem to lean into a power fantasy kinda vibe.
RvLeshrac: Lone Wolf remains my favourite series of gamebooks.
RockPusher: I find it funny
TXC2: it's "funny"
accountmadeforants: It's as the author intended
Akaiatana: It's novel.
adept_nekomancer: If you look at the distribution of numbers, it's also different from what you'd get from a d10
saucemaster5000: halp I had an otter pop and ate it too fast now I have brainfreeze!
beowuuf: back in 1986 people just didn't have d10s all over the place
kilgaen: Combat affects the feel sometimes. Like the ship combat in Bk2. If you do actual combat, it feels like proper swashbuckling.
realbadatthis_: all ice no dice
Coherent_Noise: You could use the pencil drop method while in car/plane.
shamblingkrenshar: Wait so the "Dice" in "Dice Friends" is aspirational?
e_bloc: we have a dice tower, not dice
Mollylele: those poor empty canadian dice trays 😭
ArdCollider: we had them, and the wax crayons to make them legible!
RvLeshrac: The two-book AD&D adventure book set used the same system, but with many more numbers on the grid.
TXC2: it's 2025, there are in fact casino balanced polyhedrals
RealGamerCow: The page of numbers is also not distributed evenly
beowuuf:
@kilgaen after struggling in the early part of book 2, the ship combat with the sommerswerd at the end feels epic too.
Nigouki: igloo blocks have been slipping since switching to polymer notes
Earthenone: @shamblingkrenshar welcome to predetermined rng cowoerkers!
kilgaen: Canadian tires are also really good in the igloo walls.
TXC2: !youtube
beowuuf: @TXC2 with sharp edges for true randomness
RvLeshrac: @shamblingkrenshar You wouldn't throw your friends across the table, would you?
TXC2: beowuuf exactly
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RealGamerCow: Note, beej likes to hit it from the back
JKBalch: Read to us Adam, help improve our reading comprehension.
Nigouki: Mail Time occurs outside of normal Time and Space
kilgaen: Anyway, bk4 is my favourite in this first series. I will only cry in silence when you roast the f out of it.
Coherent_Noise: The albatross arrived. More albatross are on the way.
accountmadeforants: Elena voice: HEALING
beowuuf: we getting close to master now. We're journeyman / warmarn now. We could be trusted to go out on our own or leader armies
RvLeshrac: I've been trying to collect the hardbacks for years and the shipping from the UK is just so crazy.
kilgaen: you have hunting
beowuuf:
@RvLeshrac sadly not going ot get better any time soon 
jessicaengle: Ninja Otaku Jeff
RockPusher: Hunting was OP for mostly eliminating the food mechanic in 1
L0rdX33n: Danger sense MVP
TXC2:
RvLeshrac shipping WITHIN the UK can be bad 
beowuuf: digital version is based on the originals, not the new re-written ones
e_bloc: the pictures are *chef's kiss*
beowuuf:
ani_laurel: I missed Book 3 but I assume I can get caught up pretty fast
kilgaen: that is amazing. IT WAS THE 80S!!!
L0rdX33n: “Do you approach the traveler, do you take cover, or do you have danger sense?”
spethycakes: That's genuinely amazing (positive)
beowuuf: i probably have those pdfs too on my old hard drive
RockPusher:
book book book
ArdCollider: there's a full PDF
RvLeshrac: @TXC2 Last time I tried, it was worse than JP shipping, nearly tripled the cost.
beowuuf: @ani_laurel yeah, book 3 was clean up from book 2 and won't affect this one
TXC2:
RvLeshrac good lord
kilgaen: I'm not drinking anything until the end of the book. Your responsibility.
e_bloc: gl young Otaku
RealGamerCow: I love when people get that into niche things
Coherent_Noise: The books sat on a shelf near my kitchen before I boxed them up. So they either smell like new books or chicken adobo
Jensling: For a while I heard "Xeen" as in the old Might and Magic games, and got really excited. Then I realized it was "zine" lucidHands
ani_laurel: @beowuuf perfect, thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheheheheh
MenomeAlice: See, funny
kilgaen: remember when you had a full purse and it was stolen before you could spend anything?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen I think it was all our stuff sank to the bottom of the ocean or something, right?
ArdCollider: I wouldn't put my hand too far on the sheet, Beej, you'll eventually get stabbed
TXC2: why are the rations in the middle of the weapons?
beowuuf: get me a cup of that red thing's piss
ArdCollider: square poops! red piss!
betweenmyself: hard piss!
RockPusher: Is the red piss hard?
adept_nekomancer: Better get that looked at before it becomes hard piss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hard red piss?
iarethel0ser: @TXC2 Dwarven bread.
RealGamerCow: "I have a sword that shoots nukes. Better bring a mace
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah didn't we lose a mace or something that way
beowuuf: @TXC2 ration sandwich with iron bread
saucemaster5000: those pancakes are months old
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc And armor I think?
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beowuuf: yup, everything carries on
TXC2:
I guess it's tack so hard it counts as a weapon
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig sounds right
MenomeAlice: Fire Orb
RatherLargeToad: I think the sword came up last time
RealGamerCow: I y
kilgaen: blue triangle necklace is different from the order pendant
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 That's not pancakes, it would just be slurry that smells putrid
beowuuf: the scroll just ws fun as you can translate it if you bought the background lore book
e_bloc: I hope in the last fight it's like "if you saved the wizard in book 1, you win. otherwise, you are turned into stone"
L0rdX33n: Turns out its a dry cleaning receipt
jessicaengle:
I have coffee! I'm ready
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Wait, this suddenly became profoundly my thing. My autism brain said "wait, I can do more work"
beowuuf: we did so well in kalte, got the silver helmet and the fireorb AND the potions. 100%'d that book
RatherLargeToad: Kids…in the monastery
e_bloc: what was our ridiculous title
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Silent Wolf?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We were being punished for something
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sent to gather sticks
hieroglyphica: Oh yay, book stream!
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah but didn't the king give us a title?
kilgaen: that's horror movie logic. Is Lone Wolf a virgin?
adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Lone wolf" I believe
TXC2:
the teens had sex and thus were murdered
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc OH yeah, no idea about the title and lands the king gifted us
maybe_games: thats basically the plot of a few mario games
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh no. the book is the magnamund companion, it had giaks words, and what giak letters looked like. It was just fun orders you'd expect , but in a fun way to realise how simple giaks words were used
shamblingkrenshar: Ah yeah, classic Disney character Bowser
L0rdX33n: Conservation of ninjitsu, all the Ki masters got wiped out together but you are the unstoppable badass
spethycakes: While you were getting annihilated by enemies, I was picking up sticks!
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e_bloc: otaku jeff has taken an involunetary vow of celebacy
MenomeAlice: @kilgaen None of the pages have been "Turn to X to get it on"
beowuuf: @kilgaen i mean he's ran away from the only person in anything close to a dress, so.... maybe?
saucemaster5000: razzed
shamblingkrenshar: Rizzed?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf He was I think 12 at the beginning of the first book and raised by monks, so probably?
kilgaen: Zagarna for sure
L0rdX33n: raze, a word strategy games at a startlingly young age
RvLeshrac: @beowuuf Isn't that just his crippling wizardphobia?
e_bloc: yeah fry-earl
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think he's suppposed to be 16 at the start, and 19 now? maybe
betweenmyself:
They were razzle-dazzled 
TXC2: L0rdX33n good old Age of empires exposing me to that word
kilgaen: the cuisine in the fry land is amazing
e_bloc: !card raze
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RealGamerCow: Fry means "lesser" or "small" if I recall correctly
jessicaengle:
Age of Empires mentioned 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 The LotR movies and a couple other things my dad let me watch at a young age were first exposure to that word for me
beowuuf: @RvLeshrac any sufficiently advanced potential love interest is indistriquishable from magic, so ....
RatherLargeToad: Go go boarder rangers
WiJohn: Those poor fifty men following you are unbelievably dead
kilgaen: if any of them die, that's on you
beowuuf: 100 red shirts! 100 frands! we will absolutely kleep them all safe
RockPusher: caw!
beowuuf: crows are a good sign
RatherLargeToad: Zordadam
beowuuf: nah, book is wrong, good sign
L0rdX33n: caw caw
ArdCollider: we do not have a good track record with retainers. the king should've done a background check
BloodnBullets: 2 pages.
Sarah_Serinde: not long
Thefluffiestguineapig: How is "fry lord" spelled in the book?
L0rdX33n: 2 pages
TXC2: "the crow wants to know if you've taken your meds!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Two paragraphs max
MenomeAlice: HI, I'M RUSSELL
adept_nekomancer: Crows are only an ill omen if you've been a jerk to them and they don't like you.
jessicaengle:
e_bloc: how many crows do you have to see in one day before it starts being weird
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig frye
spurius: look is there any downside to make someone named lone wolf leader, who can say
kilgaen: 50 men follow Lone Wolf into the wilderness. None of them return.
ArdCollider: @e_bloc assuming we're not Ian?
jessicaengle: Go go Border Rangers
L0rdX33n: hey LONE WOLF, here’s a small army
e_bloc: @ArdCollider I always assume that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MenomeAlice Hey folks Russel in Graham's voice immediately played in my head
7gorobei: lone wolf subscribes to the pirate code: those that fall behind ........
kilgaen: to be fair, they're accompanied by a Kai Lord who will absolutely keep them safe
beowuuf: i forgot it was only 50, now he's doomed
LordZarano: People who could... scout?
beowuuf: don't eat the yellow sea
TXC2: LordZarano scout or Range ahead
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Ok, it's derived from the Norse god Freyr I think which eventually leads to the old Norse word which meant "lord" or "master" but keep in mind history was my focus and not linguistics
jessicaengle: Maybe don't trample their crops with 50 cavalry
kilgaen: Bilbo opens the door "Not again!"
beowuuf: gandalf that shit in 2 - 3 people per minute
saucemaster5000: "can we all use your bathroom"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 I was today years old when I even thought of ranger as someone who ranges
jessicaengle: "Don't go a-touchin' my three robot daughters"
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think there's some pseudo languagte stuff going on, very nordic or germanic stuff, but for flavour rather than directly transferable
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat It's not often used in its verb form today, so understandable
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat congrats on being one of today's 10,000
adept_nekomancer: "I can't figure out what might have happened to this convoy that went down Raider's Road"
ArdCollider: "Moytura" is Magh Tuiread from Irish myth
kilgaen: it's on the raiders to maintain it
RockPusher: "We put up a sign!"
beowuuf: raiders road... not so dangerous just travel with 50 - 100 armed border rangers
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MenomeAlice: Don't send Knights, send Civil Engineers!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf In the book absolutely, but there is also a real word not spelled precisely like that (there is no real consistent Latin alphabet spelling) that has origins roughly like that according to the cursory Google scholar search I was willing to put effort into
L0rdX33n: 50 redshirts biff it in…
beowuuf: civil engineer: see boring. (Directly from a yellow pages entry)
beowuuf:
@Thefluffiestguineapig cool
kilgaen: we've come a long way since we saw a wizard in trouble and noped out
maybe_games: "You can't just show it to me and expect me to keep riding." -A.S. 2025
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen But we were given a real choice there
beowuuf: BURN IT ALL DOWN
L0rdX33n: Eff you!
adept_nekomancer: "You didn't tell me to come in quietly!"
RockPusher: guards! seize him!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just fuck this house specifically
tdapenguin: How dare you have expected me!!!! *door kick *
kilgaen: jackboots-first adventuring
TXC2: cannon fodder go first
beowuuf: 45 rangers on the wall, 45 rangers on the wall
Sarah_Serinde: Don't worry, it won't last
The_Quiet_Butler: "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
TXC2: "HE'S 19!"
beowuuf: i do believe he is 19
Thefluffiestguineapig: Delicate hands
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Ok, he's just Derrick in my head now
rosesmcgee: You, Ranger. Rough up the old man for my amusement.
beowuuf: n...n...n..n...nineteen
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig same
RockPusher:
TXC2:
maybe_games: hell yeah
LordZarano:
iarethel0ser:
MenomeAlice: The sphere, he wonders about it
L0rdX33n: ORB!
beowuuf:
ArdCollider: oh shit, a contact juggler, run
Manitu_25: MONKE
Akaiatana: Orangutan
jessicaengle:
RealGamerCow: Not creepy at all
niccus: oracle fushigi
LilyOfTheVeil666: Ponder that orb
kilgaen: it's just chill. Nothing to worry about.
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's pondering his orb!!!!
adept_nekomancer: We've reached the Planet of the Apes
TXC2: planet of the Apes looking MF
Invitare: this is what happens if you ponder your orb too much
accountmadeforants: Scrying is the opposite of flying
RealGamerCow:
RockPusher:
Ponder Orb
rosesmcgee: The prophecy foretells you will bring me duct tape
TheAinMAP:
L0rdX33n: Scroll!
beowuuf: adam makes him sound very suspect
L0rdX33n: Is this a rap battle?
ArdCollider: Magnamund doom metal
tdapenguin:
L0rdX33n: Alright Adam, spit from the done
beowuuf: loses something when translated away from its native klingon
L0rdX33n: dome
jessicaengle: He fell asleep
betweenmyself: “I hold this mystic globe under the water that it may splash water on my sister one I release my gold upon it.”
couchboyj: Help me Obi-One Lone Wolfy
betweenmyself: *my hold
kilgaen: dropped that mic and peaced out
beowuuf: lone wolf actually just took so long to read the scroll the guy walked out
adept_nekomancer: He pondered too close to the sun
beowuuf: new instance
ArdCollider: on a warm somer's evening/ on a range bound for nowhere/ i caught up with a wizard/ who wasn't really there
kilgaen: on loop for a full two years
TXC2: the famovs
beowuuf: back in 1986 people just remembered this for later books
e_bloc: glad we didn't miss that
beowuuf: you have been to clever / lucky for those
Smirking_Bear: He bit my ass after I saved him lol
Coherent_Noise: I love that the scroll is like a literal flag in modern coding
realbadatthis_: "Needs more people in jars" - Adam 2025
beowuuf:
i really wish you'd died from a snake bite cause you didnt have the crystal star pendant, given where you get that pendant
jessicaengle: It's LRR!
itmightbemikey: is that bard okay
L0rdX33n: Bardcore!
beowuuf: gary chalk rules
sporkraptor: that guy with the banjo looks... uh
e_bloc: thats a face for radio
betweenmyself: that’s his “O” face
kilgaen: He's singing!
TXC2: both these people are on different stages of the same high
beowuuf: @TXC2 9 guy and 10 guy
RealGamerCow: Remember murdering that guy in the tavern last book?
TXC2: beowuuf yes
accountmadeforants: :□
beowuuf: i mean.... lone wolf may well
LoadingReadyRun: 50 bandits snuck up on us!
e_bloc: frylord on deck
RockPusher: Quick! Steal his gold!
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun the 50 horses allow them to move with ninja like stealth
RealGamerCow: Lookit that awesome art
spethycakes: Cloaca
Astramentha: cloaca
RuiFaleiro: play on, players
Sarah_Serinde: ah, Ian's territory
maybe_games: cloeasia is a wild name
L0rdX33n: “Where did you come from, where did you go?”
sporkraptor: cloacia
ArdCollider: @maybe_games it's a beautiful name for a girl child
Invitare: they're performing to tourists on Raider's Road
TXC2:
3 vowels in a vow, by brain jettisons its self
TXC2: *my
beowuuf:
'em red shirts
kilgaen: we have a bite, they have a bite. It's cool.
raulghoulia: if she wants to enter to your tent say no
adept_nekomancer: I'm sure the five surviving soldiers will be glad for the diversion.
spethycakes: one opportunity
beowuuf: @adept_nekomancer five? i love your optimism
sporkraptor: uhhhh huh
betweenmyself:
Does the nation of Cloesia have a single, all purpose passage through its lands? 
sporkraptor: not suspicious at all, that they had that prepared already
RealGamerCow: Oh they killed some dudes
L0rdX33n: Get im!
sporkraptor: yeah they're gonna getcha
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ArdCollider: if you think you saw something, no you didn't, etc.
RealGamerCow: "You see..." *runs*
raulghoulia: youre a cop. chasing is too much work
ArdCollider: kai discipline of snitchin'
sporkraptor: regional customs. "oh shit they saw my sword" *runs away*
TXC2: "I'd rather let 1000 criminals go then chase after one of them."
beowuuf: we don't go to eshnar anymore...
Invitare: oh it's cursed
sporkraptor: "the Pickin' Shovel"
ArdCollider: "if it's some other guy's sword I regret nothing"
raulghoulia: its like a serial number
RealGamerCow: "If found..."
Invitare: this sword is definitely cursed and he wants you to take it
sporkraptor: yep, stitched on their underwear
e_bloc: its just written in sharpie
ArdCollider: sommer camp rules
beowuuf: ruined the balance of the sword with that engraving, which is why he lost it
brainbosh: I mean if you put your name on your bag why not label the sword
kilgaen: if you had a sword, you would 100% put your name on it if you could.
Sarah_Serinde: yes I'm sure the previous owner of this sword is alive and well
sporkraptor: "it's the sword that says Bad-Ass Motherfucker"
RealGamerCow: Didn't D'Val send you on this trip?
ArdCollider: the King sent that guy out here to figure out what's going on, didn't he?
beowuuf: nothing bad ever hgappened to people on raiders road
TXC2:
is that even a grave at that point?
rosesmcgee: Buried is a bit of an overstatement
beowuuf: @RealGamerCow no, he's the one we're looking for. d'val set us up for adventure in the last books, so there's the tiniest of emotional links for finding him now
adept_nekomancer: He must have dropped it when he fell in a ravine, and now he's enjoying a nice meal with that wizard from the first book.
sporkraptor: it's poisoned
Coherent_Noise: I believe Otaku Jeff has never been punished
Sarah_Serinde:
RealGamerCow: They poisoned your soup last book
L0rdX33n: redshirts gonna biff it!
kilgaen: maybe it's real good. They have done that before.
e_bloc: some of you will die, but this is a sacrifice I am willing to make
beowuuf: don't need hunting when we have 50 people with us.... who have meals in their backpaks, i mean.....
brainbosh: I mean they give you a choice because they know you will be suspicious
kilgaen: you will shit your pants, but it's completely unrelated.
beowuuf: denied!
kilgaen: you should celebrate all your men still being alive somehow
beowuuf: lol
Jensling: The older, the safer - or so I hear
TXC2: old temples aren't abandoned by gods right?
Astramentha: 🤌
Cardune: lmao
thegreatwyrdling: ADAM!
RockPusher:
thegreatwyrdling: SO RUDE
spethycakes: "last pope was bigger"
TXC2:
wow, Adam's going to super hell then
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MenomeAlice: @kilgaen When did we last properly count them? 🤔
wedge_x: Paul doesn't know about bigger vatican
zeathean: Is the plural of Vatican Vatici?
ani_laurel: As an archivist, this is gonna get shared in the group chat in 100 years
jessicaengle: The vaticanhas a guestbook?
adept_nekomancer: "Only the second largest Vatican I've seen this week."
maybe_games: some poor overworked friar got a half chuckle out of that
e_bloc: it only takes one to make a successful joke
sporkraptor: they're coat racks
kilgaen: it's raining. They're sheltering from the rain
e_bloc:
534
beowuuf: can we get their gold if we just capture them?
Invitare: oh no they're fish
sporkraptor: "oh hi" *stabbity stab stab*
beowuuf: black does not equal evil adam
RealGamerCow: Nelly will remember this
TXC2:
wow Adam Nelson wasn't that bad
BloodnBullets: Please, call me otaku, jeff was my fathers name.
beowuuf: oh fuck they're fish malks
ArdCollider: oh shit they're going to the Vatican
v_nome: Oh hey, a soy sauce packet!
YFiddler: Oh, it's one of those soy sauce packs
jessicaengle: Fish!
Sarah_Serinde:
a feast from people you've had mostly good experience with: suspicious, not touching it. Two robed figures lurking around: hey let's be friends!
Bruceski: Meat a guy holding off a bunch of bad guys and we just peace out without engagin
jessicaengle:
Coherent_Noise: The book 1 wizard has almost a better adventure than you do
Astramentha: belopaaaaaaa
kilgaen: dude, it's the jesus fish
rosesmcgee: So one tally in the friendly stranger column. A million in the murder hobo column
beowuuf:
@Bruceski fun fact, in lone wolf magic requires physical endurance to power, so, you know, the guy was going to run out of stamina in that battle
LilyOfTheVeil666: Redeem deez nuts!
Invitare: they're redeeming the raiders
TXC2: "you a...you got any more of those indulgences?"
kilgaen: it's raining! They need cloaks!
accountmadeforants: Maybe wear a shirt with a big fish on it so it's more obvious
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh good!
ArdCollider: picturing these dudes treating us like they're very pious and shit and then just having straight-up SEAL Team Six hand-gesture combat coord when no one's looking
sporkraptor: dump it out and throw it back at them
beowuuf: did we learn about the cenerish druids yet? redeemers are connected to those (hence the redeeming part)
kilgaen: Redeemer merch
sporkraptor: headcanon accepted
saucemaster5000: months old pancackes
TXC2:
ArdCollider basically how Space marines in WH40K work
RealGamerCow: You don't need to eat, you have hunting
Sarah_Serinde: the book just said we can't hunt here
RealGamerCow: Ohhhh
sporkraptor: @RealGamerCow hunting specifically doesn't work in this area
Thefluffiestguineapig: silent orders are usually scholars, not healers for good reason
beowuuf: hunting ran out in the wildlands
RealGamerCow: Missed that
jessicaengle: A box of triscuits is a meal as far as I'm concerned
beowuuf: this is like in star trek where every week they have to figure out a reason all the cool tech doens't work
kilgaen: time to lose 50 men
sporkraptor: "anxious shouting"?
Invitare: My gods, it's raiders! Who could have expected to find them on this road
Coherent_Noise: @beowuuf I think we haven't gotten to them yet
MenomeAlice: 49
Sarah_Serinde: ah, time for 50 men to die for us
beowuuf: @Invitare they should have warned people, maybe some form of name for the road to let people know
kilgaen: 47
realbadatthis_: 47
PhorrestGaze: "Your approximately 50 men..."
beowuuf: @Coherent_Noise might have missed them in book 1.
TheAinMAP:
RealGamerCow: One of the monks gets out a shiv and stabs him
sporkraptor: slick stone slabs
e_bloc: dies of exhaustion because armor is heavy
sporkraptor: skids like a three stooges act
kilgaen: meanwhile, all your men are fighting Game of Thrones style
Invitare: he slips over and then Banana Cori finishes him off
RealGamerCow: Apparently slipping on banana peels was an actual problem in the early 20th century
kilgaen: 10
Invitare: now you only need to kill 10 of them off
ArdCollider: wow we just had layoffs. kai discipline of capitalism
spethycakes: Ahhh so the surviving members got an out here
RealGamerCow: Stev.
Invitare: Stevanne
e_bloc: so 40 of those people were totally useless
Khasi1596: Esteban
sporkraptor: stiv
jessicaengle: Stephanie?
MenomeAlice: Stephanie
saintguard: Stev, Steph
kilgaen: goodbye, undeterminate number of survivors
adept_nekomancer: Other Steve
beowuuf: what about send the 11 back on horseback tro the capital to quickly warn people, and keep the rest to stalethily walk with you!
7gorobei: stevie, stelvia
Mollylele: Esteban
Sarah_Serinde:
honestly 10 is way more than I expected us to come out of this with 
kilgaen: Stephen and Steven
MenomeAlice: Stefanos
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure they won't last either though
maybe_games: and Steven!
RvLeshrac: @RealGamerCow Little known fact that vaudeville was actually a series of PSAs.
Invitare: they all go by Steve anyway
beowuuf:
@spethycakes yeah, they get to be run down on raiders road by a group of highly disciplined warriors on horseback
RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff and the Steves
saintguard: Stevphen Squad!
realbadatthis_: their dad was george foreman
ArdCollider: one Stephania
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde adam chose a decent path
spethycakes: @beowuuf nooo, my headcanon!
kainboa: ptheven
kilgaen: low number might also be instant death
beowuuf: @spethycakes i mean... they went to warn a king upstate and got rewarded
e_bloc: I mean we know where the 37 went. we lost 40 horses
L0rdX33n: 12 more died of scurvy
raulghoulia: restructuring
spethycakes: @beowuuf ahhh, the quality headcanon content I wished for
saintguard: Steve of the crop
adept_nekomancer: Steve is an honorary title given to the best rangers, obviously
e_bloc: we just had to right-size our army
couchboyj: Steve-O got chopped in half, the jack-ass
artdecosunburn: All the king's horses. Most of the king's men.
kilgaen: when a member of Project Mayhem dies, his name is Steven.
ArdCollider: we had a Guy in my French class and he was incapable of saying it at a volume less than 11
beowuuf: lone wolf can only count to ten on his fingers, therefore needed an excuse to downsize
ArdCollider: "je m'appelle **GUY**"
ani_laurel: i have, you're tired
Thefluffiestguineapig: you’re tired
beowuuf: more lucky crows?
MenomeAlice: HEY FOLKS, RUSSELLS HERE
L0rdX33n: Sub crow buds?
Thefluffiestguineapig: even if you have endurance in horseback riding
L0rdX33n: sup
RealGamerCow: That's not the weird hellbirds?
Sarah_Serinde: if they're very large I'm guessing those aren't crows
beowuuf: these two books are bangers
jessicaengle: Birbs friend shaped?
Sarah_Serinde:
well, half right
realbadatthis_: crows remove their hoods and are actually chill silent monks
spethycakes:
WOW, but they help clean up the environment 
saintguard: Wow, rude authors
kilgaen: they are LOATHSOME!
Thefluffiestguineapig: also don’t tell Ian or Cori you think you’re bad mouthing their friends
jessicaengle: Ecosystem
spethycakes: they're SCAVENGERS
Sarah_Serinde: wow hurtful
Thefluffiestguineapig: crows are super smart
beowuuf: lazy predators who hunt prey that cannot move due to being dead
TXC2: this is anti-crow propaganda !
saintguard: They're eating the rest of the rangers!
jessicaengle: D:
artdecosunburn: I like the "civic duty" description. Like they get a sticker that says "I Scavenged."
Invitare: "their bones picked clean by the hideous, awful, nauseating crows"
saintguard:
Oh, I wasn't that far off
jessicaengle:
Nuuu! 
beowuuf: cool, foudn the rangers *dusts off hands* time to return home
sporkraptor: guards barfing behind you
sporkraptor: Loathsome!
L0rdX33n: Oh good
kilgaen: they died in battle against these LOATHSOME birds
Invitare: My god, the crows are working with the bandits!
beowuuf: but light kidneys
LoadingReadyRun: "entwined" could mean they died doing something else...
MenomeAlice: Barry: "My god, it's Forest. It looks like he was eaten to death by crows!"
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Twister
couchboyj: They all had swords
L0rdX33n: You wouldn’t have found the bodies without the birds
saintguard: Captain D'Val is the only one without a helmet
Invitare: also, Captain D'Val puts his name on everything he owns
L0rdX33n: No birb respect
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun they died doing what they loved... each other
spethycakes: thanks, birds!
L0rdX33n: Thank birb
iarethel0ser: Thanks birds!
TXC2: thanks birds
kilgaen: hey birds, where are the other 60?
RockPusher: Thanks Birds. Thirds.
saintguard: Thanks birds!
Invitare: Thanks birds. Thirds
toturi91: thanks birds
itira: afternoon gamers
beowuuf: o7
realbadatthis_: o>7
beowuuf: coiunting on crows
jessicaengle: Cursed voyage! Evil birbs!
beowuuf: eshanr? that's eshanr's name!
sporkraptor: eyyyy, venison's back on the menu!
LordZarano:
TXC2: hello itira welcome
kilgaen: you could also check the map, I think
beowuuf: nothing bad could possibly happen there
beowuuf: kick open the tavern door and yell 'hey dipshits who here stole this sword from a captian?'
jessicaengle:
realbadatthis_: Etienne "Sacre bleu!"
jessicaengle:
YFiddler:
beowuuf: why don't you make like Darklord Zagarna and leaf
TXC2: fired.....on a pyre
beowuuf: @TXC2 oops, it was a typo, we're a fyre earl
Invitare: it turns out the road south is known as the "Crow Road" and Otaku Jeff cannot possibly take it
TXC2:
beowuuf uh oh
itira:
Invitare: there's birds everywhere
beowuuf: lone wolf is such a pessimist. what completely traumatic event could have made him such a debbie downer
sporkraptor: all wearing red baseball caps
Mollylele:
kilgaen: Holmgard was good. You killed a random old man who also happened to have also killed people.
MenomeAlice: It's medieval times, 90% of people stink
beowuuf: @kilgaen .... "i meant that!"!
Thefluffiestguineapig: your character is also 19
rosesmcgee: The place is fine, you're just xenophobic? Story of western "civilization"
ani_laurel: thats not a town, its a hamlet at best
jessicaengle: I'm sure it's closer to 100 percent stinkage
SquareDotCube: If there's one street it's NOT A TOWN
Thefluffiestguineapig: most teenagers need fired out of a cannon
beowuuf: Lone wolf is actually saying this out load as he walks around
ArdCollider: kai discipline of not in my backyard
tdapenguin: This book is killing adam dead
sporkraptor: the Piggin' Shovel
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ardcollider oh I will fight those people
jessicaengle: Rangers need food badly
adept_nekomancer: Haunted town, cursed voyage
couchboyj: The Kai sense of VIbes
YFiddler:
sporkraptor: dude got the sword from the Piggin' Shovel, didn't he?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer That was the best part of the second book
beowuuf: @sporkraptor yup
Fe1ix66: are they whispering ghost ship
TXC2: ah a pokemon town
itira: no men?! HORRAY!
sporkraptor: Loathsome Women and Children
jessicaengle: It's a Martiarchy
kilgaen: nah, instincts are for losers
raulghoulia: that makes me feel safer for some reason
beowuuf: inhabitants hate horses
saintguard: Part of the army shows up in town, no wonder no one wants to talk to you
kilgaen: it's also the bit in the horror movie when the army comes in and is immediately annihilated
sporkraptor: *damn*, those PANTS
sporkraptor: those pants are NOT BAGGY
iarethel0ser: This thing really wants us to get out of dodge.
sporkraptor: they look like fishnet tights tbh
beowuuf: we're not cowards
RealGamerCow: Gotta find Dave
Mollylele: damn, the men usually wearin those pants? 👀
ArdCollider: she's the woman from the meme about taking your husband's name, social security number, tavern, life, etc.
kilgaen: 9
ArdCollider: she's the husband now
saintguard: RIP Stefan
sporkraptor: gruh?
spethycakes: Gui
sporkraptor: ninjas?
couchboyj: That Jackass
itira: o7 Steevo
RatherLargeToad: It’s Xena!
rosesmcgee: It's Xena. She's killing your mans
Invitare: oh if only there was some way you could have know this place was suspicious
betweenmyself: Truly Steve-O was killed by the Ultimate Frisbee… RIP
Astramentha: XD
beowuuf: @Invitare was a 50/50 chance, there was no other way to have ever known
jessicaengle: Yaaay
itira:
Invitare: this is the fabled Old Country
kilgaen: and you know, sensitivity readers did the work there.
calculated_uncertainties: This is the beautiful moment we have all been waiting for.
e_bloc: i mean by calling the town a shithole, you kinda asked for this
beowuuf: bandits literally from the east.... no unfortunate connotations here
SquareDotCube: welp they get to get beamed into a mist
RealGamerCow: "We're gonna kill ya dude! Then go to Dunkins" -northeast accent
couchboyj: You guys fight like your village smells
realbadatthis_: it would smell... offal
beowuuf: oh look, a three headed monkey!
Tom_Bruise: we get the POV on the third warrior and his field of vision just splits apart like Dragonball
rentar42: we don't even talk about the hours spent cleaning viscera off of your weapons ... and that's after you've "won"!
PhorrestGaze: not that bad once the bones are picked clean
realbadatthis_: o7
kilgaen: it would smell offal
beowuuf: weee, camouflage
Invitare: well I guess there goes the other 10 rangers
RealGamerCow: Crawling away. That's our Jeff
beowuuf:
i'm sorry, we have the sommerswerd with +8CS, we should be mopping these guys up
L0rdX33n: To do a sneaky
kilgaen: oh damn, Camouflage used to be OP
jessicaengle: No kidding. What about the summerswerd?
Tom_Bruise: @beowuuf well, gotta leave some for the whoevers of whatitsplace to deal with
rosesmcgee: It's called Lone Wolf. Not Wolf with a Retinue
MenomeAlice: 0
L0rdX33n: Red shirts gonna red shirt
spurius: if only there had been a hint this was not a good idea
Sarah_Serinde: longer than I expected tbh
saintguard: RIP the Stev(ph)ens
spethycakes: We shouldn't have named them...
RealGamerCow: His name *is* lone wolf
calculated_uncertainties: It's in the title, right. Lone Wolf
kilgaen: you've misplaced all your rangers
Coherent_Noise: And now the Lone Wolf adventure can begin
jessicaengle: Alone Wolf again, naturally.
beowuuf: they wear red shirts so we don't see them bleed when they get beheaded
brainbosh: Luckily only a dozen men actually died under your command, the rest went home safely.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
kilgaen: you found out one way the sword got there
spethycakes: thanks, TXC2 !
L0rdX33n: @txc2 byyyyyye
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam, Beej and Paul
beowuuf: Author strides out as a bandit killing all your men. "It's LONE wolf dipshit, get out and wolf loningly"
jessicaengle:
SquareDotCube: look book, are you forgetting we have a sword that we can obliterate these mooks with a single beam
Akaiatana: Do you want to format your army?
beowuuf: @TXC2 night!
kilgaen: she was dead to begin with, I think
DeM0nFiRe: The Raiders on Raiders Road got hands
spethycakes: how did the troubadors survive?
TheWooglie: I assumed she just hid behind the bar, because she knew it was an ambush
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saintguard: Are we sure the bandits are actually bandits and not just...the authorities here?
Invitare: well, the raiders and their loathsome avian allies
beowuuf: @spethycakes they put on a play called 'the brave raiders of raiders road'
spethycakes:
@beowuuf truly some galaxy-brain thinking 
Sarah_Serinde: I thought maybe this was just a bandit town and she was in on it
kilgaen: @saintguard it's their road, apparently. So...
Sarah_Serinde: the other inhabitants looked worried because you're armed and from the "other side"
MenomeAlice: Oh no...maze
adept_nekomancer: "Have you tried turning your sword off and back on again?"
jessicaengle: The sword of the sun!
Tom_Bruise: the sommerswerd senses the wielder's cheese and refuses to indulge it
rosesmcgee: Gotta be in direct sunlight for 15 minutes between blowing up mountains
kilgaen: callback!
beowuuf: weeeee, kalte firesphere
kilgaen: you still have it
beowuuf: nope, it opens and shuts
Coherent_Noise: Yay firesphere
kilgaen: they specifically said you keep it
Territan: Torches will burn out over time.
Pharmacistjudge: might as well take as many torches as you need
accountmadeforants: Why do we need a torch if we have a sphere of eternal fire
beowuuf: meals take a space in the backpack
beowuuf: no, our ability to poison people!
beowuuf: they do
kilgaen: each meal takes up one spot in your backpack
Pharmacistjudge: if only we had a team with us who could hold stuff for us
beowuuf: we got the potion form the caverns, recognised it due to the graveyard
beowuuf: the lone wolf story
L0rdX33n: LONE
beowuuf: book 8 is great as you get a companion for the whole book
saucemaster5000: by the next book no one volunteers
RealGamerCow: I wonder what would have happened if you left the village, clearly you are meant to be by yourself at this point
kilgaen: they're trying to teach Lone Wolf to connect with people. Unfortunately, he loves the name too much
e_bloc: well we wouldn't be lone wolf if we didnt manage to get everyone else killed
accountmadeforants: Well, we did save 40 of them by sending them back early
Sarah_Serinde: Look these are LONE Wolf books, not Wolf and Friends
beowuuf: chummy wolf didn't test well with audiences as a series name
adept_nekomancer: Never accept a job escorting the protagonist.
kilgaen: @accountmadeforants 37. Maybe.
Sarah_Serinde:
Akaiatana: @Sarah_Serinde The guys were on loan
Morrigan9: if you have 20 or more meatshields then...
Pharmacistjudge: being fair, didn't we had a book where we had like 100 gnomes following us?
Tom_Bruise: "If you brought the squad, turn to page 420"
beowuuf: i think you can have some guys in the mine with one of the paths? maybe?
jessicaengle: They're all fine. They're back at spawn.
beowuuf: missing 2
Coherent_Noise: My king, I have spent all the men and invested all the money you provided at the start of my journey
ArdCollider: your fiefdom's social media team clocking OT making AI slop about how hard you cried for every single one of them and how moving it was
kilgaen: Healing and Mindblast. They're both more useful if you fight.
beowuuf: choosing the correct discipline or playing all the books helps
YFiddler:
jessicaengle: Eeeeeew
calculated_uncertainties: Even the bats think you're hot
beowuuf: mine flies or Mind Flies, this is an important question
kilgaen: better than LOATHSOME birds
saintguard: You've heard of the creature known as the Batman
beowuuf: !goodideas
kilgaen: where's the grindset mentality?
beowuuf: my arm is totaly fixed!#
Invitare: bad ideas? On this stream? No
RockPusher: sleep can make you feel refreshed‽
accountmadeforants: If only we had 50 other people to carry all this stuff for us
adept_nekomancer: Why can't we just put all our stuff in a wheelbarrow?
sporkraptor: you're gonna need it
kilgaen: a shovel to dig yourself into a hole?
YFiddler:
take your pick 
beowuuf: like my fire, you can relight then
kilgaen: let's hope the book agrees
RealGamerCow: I have used a pick to dig a hole in pure shale, and the flat end can be used to scoop a bit
Pharmacistjudge: you didn't have to break up some really hard clay?
itira: I have a pick in my garden tools
betweenmyself: we’re in the year 2025… People use dice to dig their potash
Coherent_Noise: I think your 50 canaries are dead
LordZarano: I have in fact swung a pick. They're good for loosening soil around roots to get the big weeds out
spethycakes: didn't the sign earlier tell you one city was east, and the other was south?
ArdCollider: god, Adam, tell that to Pokemon TCG players
adept_nekomancer: Can't get mad at a coin flip? I've seen clips from the Pokemon streams.
MenomeAlice: Ruanon was South on the road?
Tom_Bruise: perhaps through vibes we find south underground
beowuuf: lol, hunting for food lasted for two seconds
beowuuf: @MenomeAlice yup
accountmadeforants: Coin flip? Fine. Failing a 60% chance? This game fucking SUCKS.
adept_nekomancer: I thought there were plenty of tasty bats we could hunt.
kilgaen: to be fair, Hunting is OP
Pharmacistjudge: A momentary abatement...
kilgaen: you should play Scorpion Swamp in Fighting Fantasy if you want to see an interesting way of doing this.
beowuuf: this is probably where the eshanr men ended up
Tom_Bruise: oh people! We get along so well with those
saintguard: ope
Sarah_Serinde:
RockPusher:
kilgaen: great reaction
beowuuf: @kilgaen it was fun mapping that as a series of circles connected in a grid, with the 'have you been here before' thing
Tom_Bruise: *crack* "your firstborn will be a toad!" *crack*
RockPusher: The hard pissers yearn for the mines
jessicaengle: Each??
Pharmacistjudge: they just have arms, not legged bandits
beowuuf:
can't we poison them again
kilgaen: drunk or high?
RealGamerCow: They just played Edward 40hands
Tom_Bruise: you sure those don't count as zeroes?
kilgaen: made it!
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silenceaux: almost that game tough guys play in bars with knives
Coherent_Noise: I love that we play wibbly peg every roll
kilgaen: you can't say that after all this
Thefluffiestguineapig: as a small person people are always shocked how much I slam my elbows into things because I’m SO SHORT
kilgaen: me after breaking every item in the shop: I am actually a very coordinated man
Invitare: I think Kathleen sometimes has the sixth sneeze
beowuuf: it's funny, usually the balance between not taking the combat disciplines is getting good other options, because we don't combat, then all the disciplines just feel like a cheat code
Coherent_Noise: @kilgaen An uncoordinated man would have missed some items
Invitare: should have said "turn at once" for the village
Invitare: 10 rangers would be alive now if it had
Tom_Bruise: sixth sense my guy
Pharmacistjudge: Magic Ki powers
beowuuf: mystic powers
spethycakes: you have the pick's sense
kilgaen: you're a Kai Lord
brainbosh: Its cause its new, and might not be finished
kilgaen: yeah, dude. That's Kai Orienteering 101
jessicaengle: Magic. Got it.
MenomeAlice: Of course Beej can immediately explain this
spethycakes: yessss
ArtOfStuttering: yay!
empyreon:
itira:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Yaaaaaaaay! 
beowuuf:
@spethycakes thank you for letting sempai notice us all
Mollylele: wokka wokka
Akaiatana: He's only complaining a wittle!
Tom_Bruise: well he doesn't have any podcasts man
kilgaen: it's not as good as whipping mofos or getting high
beowuuf: bandit had so many good put downs
tdapenguin: So long as it's tattered leather armor bc tatted leather armor sounds even less useful
kilgaen: damn, that was the book to get Camouflage
Tom_Bruise: @tdapenguin would that be armor made from tattooed leather, or tattoos of leather armor?
tdapenguin: @tom_bruise tatting is a method of lace-making!
sporkraptor: "must have been the wind"
BusTed:
Thefluffiestguineapig: he manages to get himself in the ear every time somehow
kilgaen: none of his curses feel personal enough
Invitare: The lever is actually a knife covered in butter!!!!
RealGamerCow: We need Adam to write that book
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Tom_Bruise: now I'm just imaginig falling down to spike pit and now I wanna play RE4 again
kilgaen: that is extremely common in some books. Mainly Fighting Fantasy, probably.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @realgamercow even if he just makes the outline twitch chat will make it happen
Invitare: wait now you're trapped
ArdCollider: you have died (wide portcullis)
Invitare: it was covered in butter
Tom_Bruise: It's like playing King's Quest all over again
beowuuf:
remember port of peril where every single wrong turn i nthe tunnels was instant death just to keep the page count low enough
niccus: your book should have unreachable death paragraphs so it looks more dangerous than it is
kilgaen: one of these days you should try Creature of Havoc or House of Hell. You will never get to the end. (They're good, but don't actually do them on stream)
Pharmacistjudge: I think we have been denied using hunt FAR more often than we have been allowed to use it
beowuuf: @kilgaen creature of havoc is great.
spethycakes: a large, open space
vetchable: Yooo, whats good chat! i just got off of work, can someone fill me in on whats going on?
Thefluffiestguineapig: hallway
kilgaen: @beowuuf One of my favourites. It is evil, though.
brainbosh: Gallery: where you goes to look at things
artdecosunburn: A hallway longer than it is wide.
Wicker_Guide: @vetchable We have very disappointingly survived opening a pit trap over ourselves
Coherent_Noise: @vetchable We are 100% not responsible for the deaths of 50 men
vetchable: oh is this like a choose your own adventure? i used to read those books
Tom_Bruise: sure we're not a Kai OverEdgeLord?
MenomeAlice: @vetchable We had 50 troops, they all got sent home/died to bandits, now we're in a mine
Wicker_Guide: Yep, but D&D themed
beowuuf: @vetchable we were sent with a group of rangers to find out what happened to the previous group of rangers. when we got all the rangers killed, we realised the previous ragers were probably killed by bandits. We're now in a mine where villagers are captured, trying to leave
Invitare: the boss of who?
Invitare: you're the only one left
vetchable: oh worm. seems sick
kilgaen: if you're the only one, you have to stick even harder to the rules
accountmadeforants: "I am the council, but I do not grant me the rank of master."
beowuuf: we're warmarn which means you get to lead war bands, or journeyman would be travelling around honing your craft. very trusted
betweenmyself:
So you can only be high enough Rank if you ran through the other books? This shit’s Pay to Win
vetchable: oh its literally a book. i'm blind. i only saw the cam, the checkerboard, and the text on the left
Coherent_Noise: @betweenmyself It might get worse later
RealGamerCow: What kind of madman digs a tunnel that is many miles long
accountmadeforants:
@betweenmyself I mean, it's not like the books have a way to check whether you actually read/bought the other books
vetchable: i'd pull up and hang out with the guy whittling
saucemaster5000: he's the wayne knight of space jam
Akaiatana: Adam is who you call to crush fruit.
accountmadeforants: (Also, imagine if P2W games could also be beaten by checking the P2W stuff out of a library)
beowuuf: @kilgaen yeah, i love the fact you have to even earn the ability to make intelligent choices and not just roll dice to decide your actions!
kilgaen: 50 rangers know that you're not the savior
SquareDotCube: I'm the guy stuck in the corner walking into the wall
brainbosh: Cosmoline!?
maybe_games: Hey, what bastard wants all this ore?
Invitare: oh wow they really do do whippng and cursing
maybe_games: It must be master oren!
kilgaen: Indiana Jones it!
vetchable: @accountmadeforants i onced checked out a fire emblem game from the library and they had compleated the game
adept_nekomancer: If we get in the wagon we might get a free ride
beowuuf: oh no, i'm allegric to coal! *a-choo*
kilgaen: you see an empty wagon in a video game, you jumpin it
vetchable: lay under it like above the axels
Invitare: @beowuuf Ah, the sixth sneeze
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Tom_Bruise: maybe we've got some sort of Kai Camouflage thing, like that dude from the hunger games who turned himself into a tree with his cake powers?
Sarah_Serinde: Those were fun
beowuuf: @Invitare weaponsniff
ArdCollider: Mickey's Space Adventure was banned at my parents' house after my brother let Mickey suffocate
MenomeAlice: This is why Lucasarts > Sierra
ArdCollider: (on Pluto. the planet. *not the dog*)
putz12a: All the Sierra games were like that. King's/Space/Police Quest, Leisure Suit Larry...
CaptainSpam: Sierra got their reputation for a reason.
Tom_Bruise: "save early, save often"
beowuuf: tomb of horrors withthe sphere of annihilation up the nostril of the styatue
CaptainSpam: Well... EARLY Lucasarts would kill you, but they figured it out.
Sethalidos: there's a reason it's known as Sierra logic
RockPusher: Sierra games would render the game unwinnable at the start and not tell you
Thefluffiestguineapig: the old man in the cabin was the weirdest thing and that wasn’t that weirdo
beowuuf: noodnic
Thefluffiestguineapig: *weird
CaptainSpam: Granted, even then you'd generally have to be doing something pretty stupid to die in early Lucasarts games. Like with the hamster.
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Coherent_Noise: Got to sell calls to the Sierra Hotline
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Sarah_Serinde: Probably goofier reading
kilgaen: dude, they love their whipping and cursing so much
Invitare: Jerry would have noticed. He never got so into the whipping and cursing his attention would lapse
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Bruceski: My main memory of Sierrs deaths is an easter egg in Torin's Passige where it shows the usual death screen but the audio track is Al Lowe laughing and congratulating you for having his sense of humor because it was such a dumb thing to do.
beowuuf:
@chilliteracy oh wow, that's cool
RealGamerCow: That's awesome chilliteracy
chilliteracy:
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beowuuf:
paronomasiac042: shazam of doom
beowuuf: we know where they are
e_bloc: wait, mines can have chasms
Invitare: unavoidably losing them
TheAinMAP: Have we found a chasm in this mine?
couchboyj: Most of em went home
MenomeAlice: Excuse me, it's pronounced: "Do'om"
Thefluffiestguineapig: would it have announced it?
kilgaen: I don't know, everything's been described as shitty. Maybe it doesn't stand out.
e_bloc: that's nextdoor, this is the chasm of dread
saucemaster5000: sniffa????
NotCainNorAbel: what's in the box
e_bloc: yeah these streams are incredibly entertaining
kilgaen: I think it's technically still ongoing.
beowuuf: 32 when it's done
Jillexie: Same world, but a character change after book 20
beowuuf: same story, character swaps after book 20
hieroglyphica: Whoa
Coherent_Noise: Up to 20 are the original guy
e_bloc: holy shit
ButButTheJesus: i just got here and wtf
CaptainSpam: Welp, we've got content.
kilgaen: there's also Greystar the Wizard.
Tom_Bruise: that book is the print edition of Baldur's Gate 3
ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
beowuuf: like 1-5 are one arc, 6-12 are another arc, 13 - 20 are the 'final' arc, then 21 onwards were a continuation leading to book 32 being a huge finale
RvLeshrac: What's really impressive about the series is that the new series are just as good.
Coherent_Noise: To the ones the ones in the wrapping were fresh from the publisher
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hell yeah
raulghoulia: FUCK
Jillexie: Of the first 20 books, the first 12 are the first big story.
Kirserella: I adore these streams. I'm exhausted after a family reunion and this is perfect for winding down. Thank you @Coherent_Noise
ButButTheJesus: congrats or i'm sorry
NotCainNorAbel: I'm excited; definitionally top tier programing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh no, some of my favorite stream types
hieroglyphica: Yay! I love putting up with you
Sarah_Serinde: oh noooo how terrible
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I need to catch up on a few of these but the CYOA streams have been so fun since they started
rosesmcgee: Yo
Tom_Bruise: put up? we're *for* exactly this
YFiddler:
Coherent_Noise: They had just come out the week when your first stream went live
saucemaster5000: I do hate things
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely holy shit that’s so generous
beowuuf: oooh
artdecosunburn: Would you take storybooks of other genres? Noir?
beowuuf: yup, the fighting fantasy
saucemaster5000: the problem with new ones is they are either "intentionally" silly or not dumb enough
itmightbemikey: I've started collecting the vintage CYOA books, and I've got most of the recent revival line
beowuuf: i have it, not read it yet
artdecosunburn: The 80s had some great detective CYA-style books.
Invitare: huh I know she was a video games writer. Did Mirrors Edge I believe
RvLeshrac: The new CYOA books are pretty awful. The new Fighting Fantasy books are pretty good.
MenomeAlice: I wish I still had my old He-Man and Transformers ones
saucemaster5000: they have to be sincere
itmightbemikey: It has to be Ed Wood
Sarah_Serinde: @artdecosunburn They did a secret agent one once
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think there was a Goosebumps CYOA style book?
kilgaen: I don't know what you're talking about. They're legit good. I never left.
e_bloc: they literally don't make them like they used to
Sarah_Serinde: for goofy CYOA books I recommend Ryan North's stuff, To Be Or Not To Be and Romeo and/or Juliet
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there's something so great about scratchy B+W illustrations
jessicaengle: Maybe they no longer had the rights to the old art
RvLeshrac: If you want to see some really good terrible art, you should look up Duel of Ages II
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde oh yeah, got both of those
kilgaen: if you get a chance, check out Ian McCaig who did a lot FF art. And then did concept for Phantom Menace.
infinity_225: the snake with two heads and two bodies
RuiFaleiro: the cops? oh no
itmightbemikey: Yeah, they replaced the art of Stephen Gammell and people went ballistic because that art wa the HEART of the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books
raulghoulia: all copse are bastards
Invitare: oh wow another rundown town
ButButTheJesus: love a good copse
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf I got to go to launch events since he's local to me, it was a good time
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: All Copse Are Birch
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde ah very cool, I just had to buy them from afar
ArdCollider: new folks to kill. sick.
eid010n: Return of the Obra Dinn and Cryptmaster both gave me 80s fantasy art flashbacks
Invitare: you arrive and they ask "Oh good, reinforcements are here! How many men did you bring?"
beowuuf: we visited the cove! weeeeee!
kilgaen: does this say Goon Cove?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Gorn?!
Tom_Bruise: Good question
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I love a good Gorn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother I’ve got no idea
beowuuf: book 2, the tavern where we got poisoned
ArdCollider: we went somewhere where they tried to kill us with tree sap
Jillexie: From Book 2
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Arena!
saintguard: The lizard, yeah
beowuuf: yup
RatherLargeToad: Is that where Captain Kirk fought the lizard guy?
e_bloc: goon cove does explain the sticky spears though
kilgaen: I heard about the sticky fluid and made connections
beowuuf: tbf the new book explictly told you to write it down
saucemaster5000: there was that book that wanted to give you 50 backpacks
Invitare: you're casting the shadows you're hiding in
beowuuf:
like 'it will be relevant to have visited here'
kilgaen: disguise as a lampstand
beowuuf: yup
betweenmyself: The Shadows are the darkest in the Light… Oh wait, no they’re not.
jessicaengle: Brave Sir Robin ran away!
beowuuf: the sap was the thing that just looked like water on your food previously
Pharmacistjudge: ummm
Thefluffiestguineapig: eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
BusTed:
Pharmacistjudge: pharmacists are licensesd to dispense poisons.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
e_bloc:
ArdCollider: we call it "toxicology" now
Wicker_Guide: "Applied a deadly poison that eats through all fabrics and spreads by touch" "...how"
itmightbemikey: I dunno, with the current helth leaders in the US administration........
jessicaengle: Poisoner in chat
kilgaen: just dip the tip in dirt. Get stabbed with a dirty blade is at least as good. And also you're stabbed.
brainbosh: Posioners all become Exterminators now
beowuuf: @Pharmacistjudge shhhh, adam and beej were about to give you an ironclad alibi
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech I regularly give emetics
raulghoulia: pretty soon the food taster job will too be lost to AI
Coherent_Noise: Some countries have more employment opportunities for poisoner
saucemaster5000: ben kingsley made a poisoned cloak in prince of persia
Sethalidos: you mean an assassin Adam?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have you considered being ex-KGB
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge do you mix them in a dark lab with like a bubbling cauldron and green smoke?
Simonark: It’s mostly a social media job these days
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethalidos same joke different wordings
kilgaen: oof, timing
RealGamerCow: Polonium is the poison of choice now
accountmadeforants: Listen, my one job, my passion, is decapitating kings. Issue being that there's no royal heads nearby to remove from necks.
ArdCollider: the GRU knocked off a bunch of people in Britain once ditching poison they used on dissidents.
sporkraptor: poison via tarantula
ButButTheJesus: @sporkraptor they aren't even deadly right?
jessicaengle:
e_bloc: jacked rabbit
artdecosunburn: Donnie Darko?
kilgaen: poison on a string is the ninja books
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sporkraptor they generally don’t do much with their venom
realbadatthis_: !flavour vizzerdrix
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the rabbit is a war hound?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If so I believe it
Tom_Bruise: "Warhound" has to have been bandname, right?
accountmadeforants: Hounds status: Unleashed
adept_nekomancer: At least they weren't warling snorehounds.
RvLeshrac: I feel like someone should remind Adam that the Helghast can take on the appearance of normal human beings and are immune to normal weapons and Mindblast.
beowuuf: we were ducking and weaving
kilgaen: you were pacing yourself
beowuuf:
we watching got and decided to not run directly forwards
Tom_Bruise: "well I don't wanna get there and have to catch my breath you know"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah are these Barghast or some nonsense?
e_bloc: keep in mind we have walked miles in this mine
adept_nekomancer: Again with the bird slander
beowuuf: don't call for help until you see the whites of their eyes
kilgaen: LOATHSOME BIRDS!!!
Invitare: you turn from the disgusting birds
Thefluffiestguineapig: yeah, we haven’t rested in miles
Coherent_Noise: Open the gates, open the gates. Followed by: close the gates!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You stupid predators!!!!
beowuuf: disgust at the birds, not the feeding, to be precise
Thefluffiestguineapig:
The joke was slightly too early
accountmadeforants: Consistency!
kilgaen: "Murderous" was added by the new version
Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, that was perfect timing.
accountmadeforants: Just like Link!
ArdCollider: sumptuary laws! they existed!
MenomeAlice: Was the author's wife killed by crows? 🤔
Izandai: @kilgaen That's just what a group of crows is called. A murder.
beowuuf: only Organising Frog and Lone Wolf are in green
NotCainNorAbel: arrow to the knee
ButButTheJesus: we used to be an adventurer...
Invitare: how can you hear him laugh?
RealGamerCow: You got sniper by Muttley
spurius: meh campers always ruining the game
Wicker_Guide: Tarkov Extract Camper
jessicaengle: Oh no, we took an arrow to the knee
beowuuf: sniper in no man's land
itira: hahahaha
kilgaen: @Izandai sure, but adding it was a choice
ButButTheJesus: reeeheeheehee
Pharmacistjudge: if this really long passage is just the instant death...goodness
RvLeshrac: Decades later, Lone Wolf sits in a tavern, "I used to be an adventurer"
ButButTheJesus: it WORKED?!?!?!
beowuuf: i've been shooting 10 rangers who respawned here but woohoo, a kai lord
Thefluffiestguineapig: “Wait that WORKED????”
kilgaen: this is the scene from Band of Brothers, but the soldiers actually shoot
adept_nekomancer: "If you have 10 friends to go punch the sniper, turn to..."
Pharmacistjudge: is 181 death?
Invitare: camoflage really coming in clutch this run
ArdCollider: someday Nelson will be last of the Kai Lords and be like "as my teacher said, holy SHIT that WORKED?"
ButButTheJesus: one o them elf cloaks
beowuuf: you pretend you've been shot in the other leg, so he'll shoot the same leg twice
kilgaen: if only you have enough rangers to take 50 bullets
Thefluffiestguineapig: Go hang out with Jerry
kilgaen: we would NEVER disguise ourselves as crows
beowuuf: has to be, that old 0 death from early books
beowuuf: this is the falling mast
Diabore: gruesome
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
kilgaen: they trick the cheaters by making it look like the highest value like it's combat
beowuuf: Use healing on that
jessicaengle:
UnknownFriday: High-velocity skull piercings do sound pretty metal.
Izandai: @kilgaen A correct choice. Needed improvement to the prose.
tdapenguin: I wasn't using that skull much, anyways
Invitare: gg ez
ButButTheJesus: announcer: HEADSHOTTTT
Tom_Bruise: the taunt that guides you to hell, "360 no scoped!"
RealGamerCow: The last thing you see is his crotch descending to your face
beowuuf:
hah, get 'd sniper
Invitare: dog beats sniper
beowuuf: but MISSING A SWORD
Thefluffiestguineapig: HELL YEAH
Sarah_Serinde:
Dang I was wrong after all
kilgaen: now he can die in front of yours
RatherLargeToad: I can dig it
Tom_Bruise: his deadly shafts?
ButButTheJesus: heh
Astramentha: hawt
Sarah_Serinde: Dude is badass, he might survive
Sarah_Serinde: We'll probably get separated though
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde he was so obviously dead the book experienced a stack overflow error and made him alive again
spethycakes: the D in D'Val stands for "Daddy"
LoadingReadyRun: Firing a longbow with a shield in his other hand?
kilgaen: *now he can die before your eyes
accountmadeforants: Wait, how do you have a shield in one hand and a longbow in the other. Do you use your longbow to shoot shields?
Tom_Bruise: you can just call them arrows, whoever wrote this
MenomeAlice: Beej trying not to corpse
Tom_Bruise: none of this "shaft" is required
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beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun they don't engrave names on the swords of just any old captain
accountmadeforants: I'm picturing D'val just has a quiver full of shields
kilgaen: you limped. Arrow in your leg.
Izandai: Oh that is not the way to do that.
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants still has all his teeth
Izandai: LIKE FUCK IT IS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah NOT CLEAN DUDE
Wicker_Guide: #FakeMedicine
CaptainSpam: PERFECTLY CLEAN
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: here's hoping it was just a sharpened stick and not barbed at all
Izandai: I'm more mad about the "slight" bleeding.
spurius: we were hoping for a party of 50 or so rangerfs
Juliamon: definitely shot with a sterilized, non-barbed arrow
ButButTheJesus: that laumspur stuff cleans it
Tom_Bruise: "that arrow that's stuck in your leg just grazed you"
Invitare: "they did, but I misplaced them"
brainbosh: Yep, the only way to get here is to lose the company
RatherLargeToad: funny you mention that
Invitare: "or at least, 50"
e_bloc: coulda been 150
RealGamerCow: "Yeah, I came alone."
jessicaengle: Net gain 50 soldiers
rosesmcgee: Funny story
NotCainNorAbel: chris eubanks?
v_nome: Wait we're in Mortal Kombat now?
beowuuf: i mean 100 solders would be nice but, sure, one kai lord... that's neat...
Pharmacistjudge: so the loss of the company is guaranteed
Izandai: BARRAKA
CaptainSpam: Baracas!
Juliamon: BARRAKAS
beowuuf: barraka the rocker
kilgaen: 100 soldiers wouldn't have fit in the mines
Tom_Bruise: what, the sword arm guy from MK?
RatherLargeToad: BELOPA
Izandai: AUSPICIOUS BANDITS
ArdCollider: this Wiggins-voicing-a-Zelda-NPC thing is great
RatherLargeToad: auspicious…
ButButTheJesus: Barrakaaaaaa!
TheWooglie: and who said Adam could only do one voice?
Invitare: he describes his own voice as gruff and no one dares correct him
beowuuf: vassgonia is going to need some cultural sensativity massaging i fear...
Thefluffiestguineapig: does he serve the princess milenia?
realbadatthis_: lone wolf books and everyone but Adam is a muppet
v_nome: I can't believe the Tarkatans are here.
kilgaen: Fleetwood Mac will make a song about this
MenomeAlice: I wish I could remember the name of the 50s/60s filmstar Adam's voice reminds me of
Invitare: he's a crow
ArdCollider: I like that dude emphasized what slavery is to us, in case we didn't know.
ButButTheJesus: @v_nome THANK you
MenomeAlice: Was in The Odd Couple and sounds like Piglet
beowuuf:
funny story, in the expanded book 1 they also call the king's daughter manelin, then they have to explain later that the name is common or taken in tribute, opr something
beowuuf: THERE WE GO!!!!!
RvLeshrac: Wow she didn't even rate a name in the other edition.
jessicaengle: Yes
shamblingkrenshar: But for Adam, it was Tuesday
beowuuf: nope, cause you never played the expanded version
spethycakes: All women have the same name in this world
kilgaen: It's stuff added to the new version
RvLeshrac: Was the last played book 2 or 3?
RvLeshrac: I think I missed an episode.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rvleshrac book 3 during the Subathon
beowuuf: i remember playing the expanded version then going 'wait, is that not the woman from book 4....'
RvLeshrac: Ahh
MenomeAlice: @rvleshrac Book 3 went up on YouTube earlier this week
kilgaen: only one scroll between here and Holmgard
Wicker_Guide: one of the good fellows you ran past before the sniper got you
Invitare: while one of those miserable, disgusting birds watch on
beowuuf: it's a representation of one of the excecuted sons
Tom_Bruise: "suck it!" - crow
kilgaen: I think it's supposed to be one of the sons
betweenmyself:
turns out Princess Madeline was the wizard you abandoned in the first book 
Coherent_Noise: @RvLeshrac Book 3 was played in the subathon
saucemaster5000: damn, what a banger
RvLeshrac: That explains why the last thing I remember is that the Helghast can shapeshift into normal humans, and are immune to both normal weapons and Mindblast.
Izandai:
shamblingkrenshar: An auspicious dagger
Tom_Bruise: Barraka wishes to spare his sword arms, so he'll use the magic knife
beowuuf: @RvLeshrac we moved on to the peopleof kalte, who some people call ice barbarians...
CaptainSpam:
He's slowly becoming Dr. Doofenshmirtz now.
shamblingkrenshar: If the abyss is botomless how will we fill it with skeletons?
Wicker_Guide: Presumably the one that defeated them last time?
MenomeAlice: Time for the Four Kings bossfight
LoadingReadyRun: luckily Madelon isn't "fair" royal maid, so we should be ok
RvLeshrac: @beowuuf Ah yes, the ice barbarians, hardy people of Kalte.
beowuuf: I mean am army with lone wolf that can kill undead? lone wolf is like 100 peolple
CaptainSpam:
@shamblingkrenshar We just use infinite skeletons. Easy. 
Wicker_Guide: @LoadingReadyRun Right, she cheats at dice
realbadatthis_: we even got these torches
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be a twist
Tom_Bruise: "My mom put my name on my sword for summer camp"
beowuuf: this shitty thing? i lost it in that shithole town
ArdCollider: auspicious
saucemaster5000: "the sword is cursed to only kill captain d'val."
beowuuf: he could only have sword or bow in his main hand
BusTed:
kilgaen: sheathes his sword. Never uses it again. It has sentimental value
A_Dub888: Hi friends, did Otaku Jeff fall down any pits?
beowuuf:
yuo'll find out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also probably not easy to get long swords in this part of the country
Tom_Bruise: say goodbye to the sun, folks!
Invitare: that's no moon
BusTed: yub nub
accountmadeforants: That's just old-school Wrath Of God
saucemaster5000: yub nub!
beowuuf: @A_Dub888 a mineshaft, and soon to be a chasm of doom
Izandai: "GG well played."
MenomeAlice: "Wasn't the guy who pays us on that thing?"
Invitare: "Where did they get 40 horses from!?"
kilgaen: the way you have done this man dirty. It is a crime.
beowuuf: i am so tense thanks to adam beej
beowuuf: the sheer emotion
realbadatthis_: Adam ratshakers lone wolf
Izandai: AN AUSPICIOUS SHIELD
ContingentCat: barakaaa
Tom_Bruise: stealth catapult
A_Dub888: like from Mortal Kombat?
Tom_Bruise: is that what Metal Gear is supposed to be? A Stealth Catapult?
Invitare: the catapult had the Kai discipline of Camoflage
e_bloc: if you have the Kai trait of Catapult Camoflage
e_bloc: @Invitare lol
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RealGamerCow: No cloaks!
accountmadeforants: "I'm dying Lone Squirtle"
MenomeAlice: WHAT A WORLD
beowuuf: warmarn is more important here
Izandai: Just piss on him.
Tom_Bruise: ah good ol' Mind Water
adept_nekomancer: @Izandai Can't help -- hard piss
beowuuf: red piss
Tom_Bruise: farewell D'Val, we hardly knew ye
Tom_Bruise: that's just entirely too easy, book
Izandai: Oh yeah war sucks.
RealGamerCow: simply run where the arrows aren't
beowuuf: if you view the expanded rules it explains why it's not working
kilgaen: that's only effective against Darklords and their creatures. Not just people.
RealGamerCow: you pull out one of the torches and burn his ass
Invitare: Ah it's the Kai Discipline of Sixth Sneeze!
kilgaen: fires burning all around him. He dies untouched by them
adept_nekomancer: @Invitare Finally, a use for Sixth Sneeze!
beowuuf: to be fair with the sommerswierd you basically would easily win this fight, you'd be at least +9 on them (max is +11 on the tyable)
Tom_Bruise: Bravo
Thefluffiestguineapig: this is what clips are for
YFiddler:
niccus: oh that's why people wore pelt
Izandai: Gotta break concentration.
Thefluffiestguineapig: witches battle but the bad one loses because she’s allergic to the good ones familiar
beowuuf: roll concentration on this!
kilgaen: a wizard with Power Word Sneeze is the most annoying person in the world
KeytarCat: Make out sloppy style with the wizard, can't cast when you can't think!
Thefluffiestguineapig: that’s a galaxy brain move right there
Tom_Bruise: after making that guy dramatically sneeze himself to death, no wonder table have turned
accountmadeforants: The most important thing is to resist the urge to open the door when an enemy knocks on it.
Invitare: it's the wizard from Book 1, returned to get revenge
Thefluffiestguineapig: you needed power word sneeze!
RealGamerCow: There is a *lot* of death in this book
MenomeAlice: You are immediately trampled to death
kilgaen: that's worth rolling
beowuuf: i love having the sommerswerd and one shotting this guy
beowuuf: you haver +2CS for silver helmet, +8Cs for sommerswerd
kilgaen: +8
RealGamerCow: are you going to do that cut the horse legs trick?
kilgaen: +10 if you're trained
beowuuf: it was +10CS for swords
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh hi Fluff!
beowuuf: technically you can play advanced rules and it's only +2CS as it's discharged from doing the sun blast
kilgaen: every number around that 4 was a one-shot
realbadatthis_: roll a 9 and hit them with the snicker snack
rosesmcgee: that horse knew what he signed up for
realbadatthis_: oats?
BusTed: ew
RvLeshrac: "unhorsed" is always weird.
KeytarCat:
Joe Denver 
Invitare: @rosesmcgee It might be one of your hroses form earlier. So it's a traitor
A_Dub888: our blow has shattered our foe's shaft
RealGamerCow: skill 17? You will murder him
iarethel0ser: Bandit un-horsedman.
e_bloc: this is a squash match
saucemaster5000: I expected more chasm of doom in this
rosesmcgee: That horse has been stalking you across all the books. It's an evil horse.
Morrigan9: footman?
Pharmacistjudge: maybe he was a centaur riding a horse?
adept_nekomancer: The bandit formerly known as horseman
realbadatthis_: what if he was a were-man?
MenomeAlice: Maybe he has a sore throat
saucemaster5000: he actually never existed now
Tom_Bruise: "Become photons, nerd!"
RealGamerCow: out of curiosity, what would you need to roll to do 24 damage?
Koios7:
Invitare: no body? no birds
saucemaster5000: "who's steve jobs?"
v_nome: Same energy as Skyrim bandits "hey you see that guy that just killed a dragon and ate it's soul? Let's jump him!"
Izandai: Man I love the Eragon books.
VrolikSyndrome: Removed from the tapestries
adept_nekomancer: "That's for what you guys did to the Steves!"
e_bloc: he's been Stalin'ed
shamblingkrenshar: Matt Hardy would say he's been DELETED
kilgaen: the bravest enemy soldiers are all the mooks killed by the hero 100s at a time
RockPusher: Unhorsed… from existence!
MenomeAlice: Wait, who were we talking about...?
The_Color_Twelve: awfully well equipped
KeytarCat: A disconcerting *whsh* as what used to be a man becomes a quantum vacuum
Thefluffiestguineapig: this is mongol horde
SquareDotCube: that's a horde, not bandits
saucemaster5000: bandits is a battalion nickname
RealGamerCow: That combat would have lasted 3 rounds, maximum.
tdapenguin: I suspect they may be privateers?
accountmadeforants: Bandit Horseman was unhorsed, became Bandit Man. Then we unbanditmanned him.
realbadatthis_: losing 30-50 feral bandits
RockPusher: You're on the brute squad‽ You ARE the brute squad!
raulghoulia: Adam: I would not be the hero in an apocalypse. Also Adam: I would be the best bandit lord
accountmadeforants: You're probably taller than Goliath was.
Thefluffiestguineapig: color is new
kilgaen: I thought you were going to say you're a freak for different reasons
saucemaster5000: they'd sell tickets
RurouniGeo: lmaooo
RealGamerCow: LOL
spethycakes:
kilgaen: damn
Mollylele: probably your absence of any huge visible scars would make you more of a freak than the tattoos
e_bloc:
Izandai:
Sure you would, mister "never been in a fight"
v_nome: The choices were poisoner or bandit lord, y'know?
rosesmcgee: Adam on a throne of skulls going "it's a living"
RockPusher: Adam is the mook you send out to intimidate someone who then comes back to say "Sorry boss, guy wouldn't pay up!"
MenomeAlice: Adam "Not A Hero"
saucemaster5000: "he speaks in full sentences, let's follow him"
Pharmacistjudge: you know about soap, that's a huge one up
Thefluffiestguineapig: lift things was a job
Invitare: I mean, you could be the greatest doctor in history with your secret knowledge of washing your hands
raulghoulia: "bring me your goods. Also Young Prime, Young follow"
ArdCollider: Cameron's your LRR poisoner candidate.
kilgaen: first exam at Poisoner School
spethycakes: Well, you'd also have to overcome the massive language barriers ca. 600-700 CE
Invitare: soap's been around for ages
A_Dub888: @ArdCollider as we learned from the Panalysts, Cameron is not afraid to die
Thefluffiestguineapig: waste of lye
accountmadeforants: "Bandit Lord Adam, you're the single oldest man alive, what is your secret to immortality?" -"Washing my goddamn hands"
empyreon:
saucemaster5000: invent the bidet
ArdCollider: Vikings had better hygiene than a lot of the Saxons they were wrecking on and it was appealing to the populace
kilgaen: do you have access to enough running water to wash your hands before you eat?
ArdCollider: uh-oh he's tall
Juliamon: damn, you don't hear about chiselled noses often
A_Dub888: what is a mace if not arrow with rock?
MenomeAlice: shhhhhhhhhhBONK
Thefluffiestguineapig: but his bow was mechanized
saucemaster5000: "what's boxing"
kdefinition: @A_Dub888 wait until you hear what "flint arrowheads" are made of
WiJohn: @Juliamon Do love me a snoot that can cut glass
kilgaen: if you hit 0 this should be amazing. I have no idea how that goes
betweenmyself: We’re putting boxing gloves on arrows for the LULZ. “Lulls? Are those the tiny creatures we wash our asses to drive away?”
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kilgaen: that guy is actually the hero. He gets shot and keeps going
beowuuf:
it discharged
constablecrab: Pretty sure the sword only does that after absorbing magic?
kilgaen: your laser sword only shoots darklords. Pretty sure it said so when you used it in the first book.
ArdCollider: the amount of column inches in 1980s D&D mags dedicated to "help, I gave my one PC a nuke, how do I make him stop" is considerable
beowuuf: @constablecrab nah, it can power up ansorbing the sunlight, but only when plot allows
realbadatthis_: book won through the power of delegation
ArdCollider: only matched by arguments about banded mail
2Flower: Hooray, the day is saved by Adam the Tall!
spurius: there is a reason why they are only a seargant and not a LONE WOLF
saucemaster5000: "forsooth behold his dopeness"
Invitare: voice really booming there, D'Val
itira: LOL
TheWooglie:
"booms"
beowuuf: why did you shoot the kai lord in the back six times sergeant? "because i only had six arrows captain"
kilgaen: sergeant cursing officers under his breath that evening
betweenmyself: Adam “Two Voices” Savidan
beowuuf: nothing but dolphin squeals for the rest of the book
LoadingReadyRun:
is Carl Sagan during the EoE PPR was also solid
kilgaen: the infantry was coming to reinforce
accountmadeforants:
@ArdCollider How ofter was the answer "The nuke was secretly cursed"? (In a literal interpretation, it's been giving you radiation poisoning all along). Or maybe it was actually part of the BBEG's plan
spurius: if your flag is a lobster what can you excpect
iarethel0ser: Oh that guy in the art is not having a good time.
BusTed: Give them a break, they're only a loose confederate of bandits
Izandai: Do you want them to phase through the wall?
Koios7:
saucemaster5000: "the sizzler army!"
brainbosh: Look slike a mer-lobster
SquareDotCube: to be fair Link worse a lobster shirt
SquareDotCube: wore
Izandai: As a child though.
realbadatthis_: claw shrimp
WiJohn: Reads "this guy here is an example of what we, the nice guys army, are not"
BusTed: the one next to him is relatable
rosesmcgee: He looks like the bard we saw earlier
kilgaen: he was an adventurer just like you, and then he died
Thefluffiestguineapig: this art is so good
raulghoulia: he's disassociating
kilgaen: that guy is just like me fr
realbadatthis_: is that bruce campbell?
ArdCollider: @accountmadeforants TSR sort of invented high-energy physics with Red Steel in AD&D 2E, so there are rules. but "nuke" as in any magical item the DM didn't think through before issuing
raulghoulia: did I leave the oven on?
beowuuf: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Join the horde they said, it’ll be fine they said
A_Dub888: Guy on the bottom right: "Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got into THIS situation"
saucemaster5000: where was the chasm of doom????
beowuuf: @saucemaster5000 it's coming, we're going there to stop the prophesy
shamblingkrenshar: Three for lunch hour
kilgaen: "what's three toots?"
YFiddler: Differently tuned horns
Thefluffiestguineapig: they had patterns for drums in napoleonic times
TheAinMAP:
spethycakes: different melodies (e.g. reveille) for bugles
shamblingkrenshar: "Yo check out our K/D!" -Lone Wolf
Sarah_Serinde:
ah, cliffhanger time
Invitare: title drop
Thefluffiestguineapig: weren’t we just there?
KeytarCat: Barraka~~
A_Dub888: roll credits
beowuuf: no, the end is pretty close
RatherLargeToad: it’s more of a fissure
beowuuf: thyis is like when you met the wizard last book
brainbosh: Either halfway or just a rush to the end
betweenmyself: Otaku Jeff and the Chasm of Doom - Book One
Thefluffiestguineapig: three meals might be clutch
brainbosh: Everything you can fit
accountmadeforants: Okay but surely if we had 50 soldiers we could've given one of them the second backpack.
Thefluffiestguineapig: because we keep going into the wastes in this book
beowuuf: did we ever get the double rope?
beowuuf: that's never needed in another book
shamblingkrenshar: Shout out to Dragon Age 2 for calling you out if you sold the sentimental value gear.
kilgaen: just so you know, each meal is a separate item. I get it doesn't matter much for your playthrough, but if you're keeping track of backpack space, that's how it works.
accountmadeforants: Your heirloom sword is just Iron Sword, they sell it at the general store
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf I have zero idea what you’re talking about
MenomeAlice: Tie the two ropes together and have a Long Rope
Greyah: Impatient, aren't you?
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
RealGamerCow: The shopkeeper who gave you 400 gold for the sword says to the king "Hey king, you want the sword back? 800 gold"
Thefluffiestguineapig: that’s so good
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig in caverns of kalte i think you get a rope large enough it needs two backpack spaces. But as you never need it again it's best to swap out to a smaller normal rope asap rather than forget and lose a backpack space
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants I guess that only makes sense if we thought that those guys might live?
Izandai: 👀
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehe
Diabore: BEEJ
A_Dub888: "we need reinforcements men!"
Astramentha: ADAM
Cardune: lol!!!!
kilgaen: no
Thefluffiestguineapig: I’m crying
Invitare: if only you had the Kai discipline of camoflage
beowuuf: in an offensive accent? solid plan
Swamplor: "Damn it feels good to be a bandit"
realbadatthis_: you got shot in the leg
shamblingkrenshar: Adam those uniforms have been touched by those filthy crows. Lone Wolf would rather die.
beowuuf: *with
accountmadeforants:
@tdapenguin If Krondor can take away most of your inventory because your party goes AWOL for an act or two, so can this game
beowuuf: @shamblingkrenshar ^
Thefluffiestguineapig: you can say you stole some from the soldiers you killed
realbadatthis_: karaoke?
kilgaen: you gonna do something about your... complexion? Or we don't want to chance that?
rosesmcgee: What's your least favorite? Post defeat orgy
beowuuf: getting drunk and pointing at a wineskin, very funny
beowuuf:
running out of sections, no tracking option
beowuuf: i think we got that killing the captain, darn that sergeant taking our kill
RatherLargeToad: not even a geodude
spethycakes: Are we still carrying the pickaxe?
accountmadeforants: If I were the author I would add a bunch of checks for items that don't exist.
shamblingkrenshar: He put on the green screen suit
RealGamerCow: You Homer'd into that shrub
Diabore: the guards looking like "the fuck is that guy doing?"
beowuuf: i think you gtet to order the bandits around cause you can pretend to be a bandit leader wit hthe medallion
kilgaen: no no, your cake decorating skills have saved you
accountmadeforants:
Invitare: wow this village wasn't slandered. It must be a paradise
spethycakes: we hate the birds because we are too similar
beowuuf: eh, i'm on a clock but let's just sleep
beowuuf:
book 5 is a two parter, but it has both parts in the same book
Swamplor: I think there was a series of game books where each book was a different location rather than a sequential story and you could move between them like that
seanmrwick: they're probably saying...."hey....got the good stuff"?
Diabore: MORTAL KOMBAT
v_nome: Baraka!
RuiFaleiro: \o/ mortal kombat
shamblingkrenshar: Five hours?! I can barely focus for five minutes
RatherLargeToad: Grim grinning ghosts, come out to socialize
kilgaen: that's a cool shield, btw
beowuuf: yay, we get a cool illustration
Coherent_Noise: Reminds me of the Qing dragon eatting the sun
beowuuf: yeeeees
spethycakes:
amazing 
YFiddler:
Invitare: it looks surprised
BusTed: I was thinking the same thing
Astramentha: green goblin
BusTed: Firebrand from Gargoyle's Quest
beowuuf: spikes are for helping the hugs last
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Astramentha: that’s Wilhelm Defoe
BusTed:
beowuuf: we do indeed get to draw it... somehow.... with our hands full...
shamblingkrenshar: Old save bonus!
beowuuf:
maybe you keep the darklord killing sword at home so it doesn't get lost for all time
RealGamerCow: Sometimes you're on summer vacation and you pick up a book at random at the Buck-A-Book
accountmadeforants: I propose we put a screwdriver between the two halves of the FIresphere and then hope nobody removes it.
realbadatthis_:
@accountmadeforants
circusofkirkus: do you want to do the fun thing or are you a coward
beowuuf: or maybe i like vashna and want him to succeed
jessicaengle: Bravely ran away! Away!
Armoric: Oh shit, are they doing this once every 2 weeks?
kilgaen: you turn tail and don't lose the rest of your men
beowuuf: LOL wow they decided to add an extra help due to how shitty the wrong choice was?
kilgaen: it's an addition to the structure of the book. They have to do it that way
Coherent_Noise: I think i originally played a few books from a local library
kilgaen: I love that illustration
Astramentha: Spock?
beowuuf: barraka!
Sarah_Serinde: Leonard Nimoy?
fcloud: "gary chalk" new favorite artist
Jillexie: 80s B&W fantasy art all right there
accountmadeforants: I'd vote for this pope
durketh: The head of the bandit's union
SquareDotCube: that man is doubly jolly
tdapenguin: @RealGamerCow To be fair, this could be a heckagood purchase on a vacation, especially if your fam/friends would join in
ContingentCat: lol I was just thinking that would make a sick back tattoo
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beowuuf: @fcloud he's done some recent art for....some game
Jillexie: Are we the baddies?
tdapenguin: @Jillexie Well, we *are* chat....
RealGamerCow: @tdapenguin I definitely picked up out-of-order books at the cheap bookstore by the beach when I was a kid
kilgaen: I think bk6 has a ton of similar illustrations
accountmadeforants: "I bring my skeleton with me everywhere I go" -"Yes, Dave, we all do. Except for Jelly Jim"
beowuuf: book 6 has a few cool city stuff
betweenmyself: He said he liked skeletons ONCE when he was ten, and every birthday since…
tdapenguin:
@accountmadeforants Heh
saucemaster5000: "shit it's due on tuesday"
brainbosh: Like you already hit the climax, and now its just running out the clock
kilgaen: that pacing feels a lot like an 80s sword and sorcery movie to me
beowuuf: i think cause of a choice earlier adam may be very happy
Armoric: Is it a pun or something?
accountmadeforants: Mad Van, for short
jessicaengle: Burt Gurt
RealGamerCow: This is very Conan the Barbarian
DeM0nFiRe: Her father, Dadalund Vanalund
beowuuf: i'm sure it's pronouced maid-lon or something
beowuuf:
@DeM0nFiRe 
Sarah_Serinde: Well they've certainly got consistent branding
KeytarCat: I taught a friend the difference between braziers and brassiers during a D&D game
KeytarCat: Barraka~~
shamblingkrenshar: The auspicious one!
RockPusher: Barrakas!
beowuuf: barraka the rocker to the stage
gualdhar: B A R R A K A
kilgaen: @KeytarCat honestly, most likely place to find the difference
accountmadeforants: *Renoir cane noise plays*
Jillexie: Gotta have a kris knife in your 80s fantasy
TheAinMAP:
beowuuf: mini vorpal blade
rosesmcgee:
... damn wrong flame
jadielady:
jadielady:
BusTed: it's a kris
fcloud: in the summer madelon and dadalon take a trip in the family vanelon
kilgaen: "look behind you!"
beowuuf: yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
jessicaengle:
kilgaen: he went to 274 directly
beowuuf: use the flask! use the flask!
beowuuf: the holy ater option is elsewhere, i think if you distract him
Armoric: Wait last time he didn't want spoilers like that D:
jessicaengle: Firmly grasp it
beowuuf:
adam got his wish
jessicaengle: Holy crap
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSS
YFiddler:
Jillexie: I think you used the holy water via distraction in the original.
Invitare: that wasn't holy water, it was a Holy Hand Grenade
shamblingkrenshar: I thought he was going to melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.
jessicaengle: D:
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: You fireballed him
BusTed: rough
SquareDotCube: damn you made Skeletor
A_Dub888: f a t a l i t y
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This book is so much more grisly than the other three have been
Invitare: hopefully he doesn't count as a fair maiden
beowuuf: go undead, get un-ead
Wicker_Guide: Get Disneyed Dumbass
fcloud: joe dever comes home after seeing raiders of the lost ark and picks up his pen
Armoric: So this is why guns replaced swords, in time.
rosesmcgee: They just high five
The_Timo: Holy hand grenade
Armoric: Kinda brought more firepower.
ArcOfTheConclave: he fell
beowuuf: we "healed" him
Thefluffiestguineapig: They have a vow of silence
KWardJenx: You what and he what?!?
saucemaster5000: looks at bottle "do not get in eyes"
Invitare: it was just a prank
Thefluffiestguineapig: They can't tell you
A_Dub888: maybe its like final fantasy and Barraka was a zombie
brainbosh: Just a vial of nitroglycerin the entire time
Greyah: “Think fast!”
jessicaengle: Turns out, "holy water" is just nitroglycerin
beowuuf: yup
accountmadeforants: Sometimes healing means surgically removing the baddies
Diabore: "ok and what happened... what do you mean he fucking died???"
kilgaen: "holy water", a.k.a phosphorous
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Or removing the necrotic flesh?
Isaac3567: Oh shit, didnt expect this to still be going. Shame I couldn't watch live so I am off to the VOD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Isaac3567 This has been a wild one
kilgaen: he is immune to mind blast, but not thermite
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen I expect many wizards would find themselves shockingly weak to thermite
accountmadeforants: Oh that's rad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's sick
KWardJenx: That belongs on the side of a van!
beowuuf: yeah, rangers could have gone in to the mine with you, then....
accountmadeforants: So many ways for our rangers to die
Thefluffiestguineapig: If they made it with you to the mine I guess?
beowuuf:
no illusion of choice
accountmadeforants: I guess us sending most of them back to report on what happened was the best outcome for the rangers
jessicaengle: Yoink
beowuuf: you will not need it for years then it will be useful
Swamplor: Score; free dagger!
KWardJenx: Yoink!
accountmadeforants: (Shame about the Steve squad)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yoink
A_Dub888: cool, new knife!
kilgaen: honestly, Dagger of Vashna is super cool
beowuuf:
annoyingly not useful foir a more recent fight it could have been useful for
fcloud: are we talking about, like bow-using rangers, or the new york rangers?
jessicaengle: It's the one ring
beowuuf: oh, huh, they have rules for it now, cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is at our monastery?
Jillexie: That's all new
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's just us right?
kilgaen: that's new rules
jessicaengle: Prescioussssssss
Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig Presumably defensive wards or somesuch
beowuuf: that dagger bit feels super new
jessicaengle: Awooooooo!
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf For how you all said it was super neat, I'm guessing they wanted to reinforce it was super bad news bears
Coherent_Noise: Woo congratulations on another great adventure
jessicaengle: GG
Sarah_Serinde:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
KWardJenx: Hurray!
Jillexie: I loved that one and the next one
RealGamerCow: that was pure gas from start to finihs
kilgaen: I love it
RatherLargeToad: Fire in the sky🎵
Invitare: yelled at some birds
YFiddler:
kilgaen: this one is a chase
Armoric: I remember enjoying that you actually had people coming with you, not just a solo adventure.
Armoric:
And then they died
beowuuf:
@Thefluffiestguineapig the dagger only gets used near the end when yeah, it's like a necessary evil and does have downside. Cool it gets earlier rules now
vinewood_og:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, you wander your ass through empty places is what the other books feel like
Coloneljesus:
Armoric: The second book was the interactive one, and the first the trek through the forest, wasn't it?
accountmadeforants:
spethycakes: ghost ship....cursed voyage....
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
kilgaen: this was worth interfering with my studying for 3.5 hrs
spethycakes:
beowuuf: thanks again for this fun stream!
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Armoric First was very trek through forest, second was the boat where the sailors thought it was cursed voyage
beowuuf: can't wait for book 5, some fun stuff in that one
Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
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Coloneljesus: thank you, september
kilgaen: thanks for the streams
toturi91: are they doing anything else today?
Sarah_Serinde: !next
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Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Thefluffiestguineapig: The code lets them know who sent you
Coherent_Noise: Look for two surprises in the next box
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
itira:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Coherent_Noise You have already been so generous for this stream, thank you for supplying us with laughs and holy moly the shipping must be a whole ass thing
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spethycakes: catshit, more correctly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is volunteering to play this dogshit
Sarah_Serinde: a lot of people
Thefluffiestguineapig: It literally crashed ian's computer and when they got everything back up and running it was in French
beowuuf: cool
e_bloc: I thought it was a dog game instead
RealGamerCow: How was doll game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there might be a dog game
Wicker_Guide:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Can we hide it behind the Watch&Play Firewall?
e_bloc: yeah everyone tunes in during the podcast
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Surprisingly actually good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide No because it requires too many players for that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it like KTaNE but a board game?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide Also you think Alex would volunteer for Garf Kart?
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RealGamerCow: I misread that as Digigooner
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for this series. This made for a fund day
Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig True
questionablchoices: thanks for the stream
beowuuf: o7
PhorrestGaze: here is home
spethycakes:
accountmadeforants:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am already at home
MenomeAlice: Right, it's nearly 1am, bedtime
beowuuf: i should go to bed but most likely more youtube vids
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MenomeAlice Oh man, hope you sleep well
Juliamon: and for anyone else who's into it, sumo time shortly!
KeytarCat: Where is sumo time?
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads
Juliamon: Wherever you can find a restreamer
ContingentCat: !next
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ContingentCat:
remember Brave New Faves tonight!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge after dark is on now, Viksy is on now
Thefluffiestguineapig: TQ is on now
Thefluffiestguineapig: If anyone needs suggestions
Juliamon:
for sumo on twitch, MidnightSumo for family-friendly with English commentary, Queenbee for adult queer/neurodiverse reaction/commentary; for no-commentary https://kick.com/avoidingthehenka
Juliamon: (because twitch keeps hammering rebroadcasters without commentary)
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