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  TXC2: Hello everybody
 beowuuf: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Send Codes (We get sent a LOT of game codes from developers and agencies. Now we have somewhere to play them. Pls Send Codes. Game: Roadwarden) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
 beowuuf: aww
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: off by one
 beowuuf:    
  TXC2: CONTACT
  TXC2: hi beowuuf
 beowuuf: 
TheAinMAP: Signal
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 thesimbiote:    
 ladyjessica: I remember picking this up after watching a bit of it on talking simulator. didn’t play much yet though so looking forward to watching more 
DideRobot: LRR: Join Cori and Matt for a day of travel and nothing bad happening with Roadwarden https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115210086714541566
 MAPBoardgames: I turned off the Silksong soundtrack to be here.
  TXC2: ooo a rare Cori and Matt stream
  TXC2: Send codes has been great so far for these rare pairings
 MAPBoardgames: ^
 beowuuf: i totally forgot about the giant cop and the heather/graham pairing until the stream highlights. Now I want more of both
TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 SnackPak_:  codes
 MAPBoardgames: What would you say is the rarest paring?
  TXC2: Hello Cori and Matt
 beowuuf: hey cori! hey matt! hey mic5
noSmokeFire: yeayeayea
TheAinMAP: Hello.
  TXC2: the local half
noSmokeFire: but doctor, I *am* local homosexual
 SnackPak_: will this be on the test?
 Brozard: Every day’s a fun day at your Junes
 beowuuf: local or low cal? this is important
 SnackPak_: duocule
noSmokeFire: duocules was my favorite greek hero
  TXC2: !patreon
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 ladyjessica: ooooooo what a transition!
  TXC2: !store
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 beowuuf: can't spell remecorimber without cori
 ladyjessica: half road had homosexual
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 SnackPak_: o7 yellow brick road
noSmokeFire: or Green Day's lonely road
 beowuuf: roadwarden or rode warden... only one is inadviseable in minecraft
 ladyjessica: gamez
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 MAPBoardgames: Sempai noticed me!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nega-Chat
 beowuuf: digging guitar noodling already
 Piratical_tendancies: you can't actually hear us?
  TXC2: I live in a forest now, they are not serene 
 public_key_reveal_party: I think I have had a demo for this game installed for like, 2 years and I still need to actually try it
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I need to replay this game... One of my favorites
 MAPBoardgames: burn corpses?
  TXC2: animals are loud, especially at night
 ArdCollider: sam porter beasts
 MAPBoardgames: keep away goblins and peddlers
  TXC2: only good, civilised cats
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 pleonasticTautology: holy crap we've been here for four entire years
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noSmokeFire: the big big big jar
 beowuuf: big big, and i mean big big big
 Sethalidos: Alexander
noSmokeFire: IIRC the horses in this game are very good
 pleonasticTautology: also hi hello everyone
 beowuuf: chicken jockey
  TXC2: can a man not walk with his cock?
  TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology  welcome
 ani_laurel: i put this on my wishlist last time i saw LRR stream this
 beowuuf: we always knew it
 MAPBoardgames: A-pose for dominance
  TXC2: UK still has a conservative party ?
wedge_x: the background music is legally distinct Metallica
 beowuuf: @TXC2 someone has to take out the bins
  TXC2: W Bush used to do that, now all the connies do it
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 hi! I've been practicing piano today
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  neat
  TXC2: beowuuf  but THEY are the trash 
 beowuuf: @TXC2 pull themselves up t othe bins by their bootstraps
 MAPBoardgames: Pink beard with glitter? Funko?
  TXC2: thanks to AoE2 I know what a gambeson is
  Juliamon: Soak the sweat, and then holds it
 MAPBoardgames: Orange hides the rust
  Juliamon: It won't stay forest green
  TXC2: "i'll krunk with ya sweetie!"
  TXC2: !findquote chat
  LRRbot: Quote #5135: "Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!" —Adam [2018-07-02]
 MAPBoardgames: This woman just got a promotion.
  TXC2: good for her
 beowuuf: we do that thing where we slick back our hair at the last second
 MAPBoardgames: Turnip?
  TXC2: how? seductively ?
 public_key_reveal_party: Emotional distance is the key to all professional interactions to be fair
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 public_key_reveal_party: Oh my god they were road mates
  TXC2: actually no, I would want people to call me in a way that doesn't make me feel like I'm in trouble 
 pleonasticTautology: a horse is a horse, of course, of course
 gualdhar: I recommend talc powder for that chaffing
 MAPBoardgames: "You always need a long piece of string in games like this."
 gualdhar: o/
 Piratical_tendancies: o/
 TheShokara: o/
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah of course
 e_bloc: o/
 beowuuf: well, gamebooks but yes o/
 UnknownFriday: Used to do boffer combat with rules for crossbows, so I have actually used quarrel IRL.
 MAPBoardgames: I have no quarrel with equipment names. They make me all a quiver.
 pleonasticTautology: oh yeah I never played a game that called them quarrels
  TXC2: MAPBoardgames  ah ha ha!
 evil_h2o_elf: crossbowery
 pleonasticTautology: I know them primarily as bolts
 MAPBoardgames: It's a quilt
 MAPBoardgames: Quilted > Chainmail > Platemail.  It's just adding layers.
 ElektroTal: does anyone remember what the pinball metroidvania from last week was?
 QuixoticScrivener: hi chat, streamers!
  Juliamon: Pinball Spire
 ElektroTal: thank you!
  TXC2: hello QuixoticScrivener  welcome
 QuixoticScrivener: @txc2 
  TXC2: so 2 are left? I can do key stage one maths 
 tdapenguin: what nonsense is this! Who would just abandon a loverly rope!!!
  TXC2: Qwest?!
jibkat: 
 MAPBoardgames: He keeps those souls in little jars behind the bar. 
 Twilight_Spark: Only expensive jokes okay.
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanExpensivePheasantRlyTho-SRzgQ6yS7i9PsiHo
 gualdhar: expensive jokes only, got it
noSmokeFire: @ElektroTal wiki says talking sim played Pinball Spire
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  TXC2: I don't know, horses do bite
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 i guess if you're bitten by that horse, you must be guilty b/c no innocent passerbys get bit
  TXC2: tdapenguin  we're all born guilty 
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 yup, you've met horses before, i see
noSmokeFire: bandit monsters. monster bandits.
  TXC2: tdapenguin  I live in the new Forest now, Horses walk by my house every day
 MAPBoardgames: Were the "people living in the camp" the Actual solders?
 pleonasticTautology: there bear
 pleonasticTautology: there castle
 pleonasticTautology: no that's a thing
 pleonasticTautology: hold on
 pleonasticTautology: yeah, the slot just... went nowhere.
 kdefinition: My house has that slot in the medicine cabinet
jibkat: where do you think they go
Invitare: razorblades in your wall stop the ghosts
wedge_x: disposehole
  TXC2: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
 tdapenguin: i unfortuantly have to agree with matt on this one
 TheShokara: yeah those holes just go in to the wall
 ladyjessica: there was a series of photos on tumblr about that
 ArdCollider: RF-blocking gambeson full of metal
 notthepenguins: i have never heard of a razor blade hole...
 kdefinition: Actually my house has two razor-into-wall holes
  TXC2: just a month to go before we never have to that message again 
ghyllnox: A gambeson is just a... padded jacket? How do you cut your hand cleaning that
 ladyjessica: but having a bunch of razor blades reminds me of slay the princess.
 ArdCollider: https://99percentinvisible.org/article/safety-deposits-wall-slots-dump-used-razor-blades-into-interstitial-voids/
  TXC2: ghyllnox  it has metal in it
 tdapenguin: remind me who made his gambeson and to never get anything from that person
noSmokeFire: it's a peninsula but it's REALLY tall
 tdapenguin: its a peninusula into a land-locked-lake?
 MAPBoardgames: Gambling? I'm in!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExcitedGleamingBoarFreakinStinkin-8gX4VV17wUKPeh32
  TXC2: Hyms on first?
 iris_of_ether: Theymnals
 beowuuf: third base!
 public_key_reveal_party: Vegan bog is my crust punk band
Invitare: surely that's just an efficient use of necromancy?
  TXC2: are they using the dead as tools, or reanimating them as zombie slave labour?
 ArdCollider: Pagans with thick crusts and dense crumb.
  TXC2: "well be up to our necks in crusty pagans!"
  TXC2: *we'll
 Twilight_Spark: That's so hot.
jibkat: Shes clearly into you
jibkat: roll for spicy talk
 JKBalch: Keeping clean is always a good idea.
 JKBalch: Horse's are mostly anxiety
 Twilight_Spark: I sleep on my side so that's basically the same.
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: peak elk
 SnackPak_: theyre just like me
 pleonasticTautology: genuinely peak elf
jibkat: 
 ArdCollider: 3/3 elk with wallsmell
 beowuuf: were-elk, or whelk
 public_key_reveal_party: I just imagine an elk with a human face
  TXC2: "this is where I come to think"
 pleonasticTautology: listen.
 pleonasticTautology: animals are WEIRD.
 evil_h2o_elf: wer-eel-k
 ArdCollider: (pleo btw thanks for the subscription to James' channel)
  TXC2: and humans are animals, so combine them for double weird
jibkat: 🦌
noSmokeFire: they play yu-gi-oh
  TXC2: evil_h2o_elf  half human, half elf, half eel , all man
 evil_h2o_elf: @TXC2 just my type!
 pleonasticTautology: they're called antlers, you two
 Twilight_Spark: "That's sooo interesting"
 pleonasticTautology: lynxes have those huge bappy pawbs
  TXC2: Coriander Dickinson: the Frank Welker of LRR
 Twilight_Spark: Hah, the trick is to be blind as a bat without glasses.
  TXC2: my brain did that once with a sphere grid 
 evil_h2o_elf: Famed magician duo Penn and Sula
 evil_h2o_elf: Drag magic geography
 v_nome: Penn plays stand up bass?
 SnackPak_: interesting
 niccus: god i'd love a bootleg Star Guitar
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoldyNurturingReindeerVoHiYo-9GJktnQHaRmBVmDG
ghyllnox: That's just an AMV
  TXC2: it's just Penn and Teller in drag, doing geography base magic puns
 kdefinition: That just sounds like live action AMVs?
 evil_h2o_elf: Is the original music playing? or is it just the remade video with diagetic sound?
 Sethalidos: Think you just broke Cori a bit
 farley_f: on the next lrl
 evil_h2o_elf: like running on treadmills for the okgo video?
 ladyjessica: is this like literal music videos?
 pleonasticTautology: "I got hit by a truck and when I woke up I was licking a window!?"
 niccus: imagine an acoustic cover of Ventolin
 kdefinition: Except for the fact watching anime is often about as intellectually productive an activity as window licking
 public_key_reveal_party: Robbery is magic was the poorly received gritty reboot of my little pony
 tdapenguin: @public_key_reveal_party hehe
 farley_f: watch as I turn these goods into cash
 ArtOfStuttering: for some reason these pop-up impromptu window-licking events keep happening in red light districts'Weird
  TXC2: of course Slavey is from the school of magic know as confedermancy 
 kdefinition: You have BLPBB syndrome and this is you fucking off for a real long time
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Matt
 beowuuf: 
 NoxStryx: How has roadwardens been so far? It looked pretty cool
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
 pleonasticTautology: hi Jacqui!
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: @NoxStryx emotionally distant
 NoxStryx: @beowuuf Cool, so the game and i have a lot in common
 Sethalidos: @ArtOfStuttering the snozberries taste like snozzberries
 jacqui_lantern234: chat, im proud of myself! today i got some electrical tape to fix up my worm light for my GBA
 pleonasticTautology: nice
 SquareDotCube: it's the old awesome meme
TheAinMAP: 
 pleonasticTautology: phrenology ::::(
 Verrain2: Got there!
 NoxStryx: You'll get caught up in the MOTHFIRE!
heyalexdaily: Sooner or later, every human shell wakes up, and decides to start a podcast.
Professor_Colin: Waszaaaaaaaaaaa
jibkat: 🤔
 niccus: do you need a gambeson for a hot dog suit
realbadatthis_: @NoxStryx 
 pleonasticTautology: hough, I need to sleep. been up since 4am Pacific. enjoy the game, see you all later. ::::)
 NoxStryx: Their tops are made of rubber, their bottoms are made of springs
jibkat: 
 lightfut: Can't let those slip
jibkat: i wonder if that will bite you later
 Verrain2: Can eat anything fried.
 iris_of_ether: Gryphon makes turkey legs and also ham
 SquareDotCube: I imagine griffin is rather tough and very gamey
jibkat: can say horse name
 lightfut: But you've been drawing horses for so long, never named them?
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 Verrain2: Can only ride through the desert on a horse with no name.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyOriginalPeppermintMingLee-xAfBT3G7c5ykha0U
jibkat: green!
 SquareDotCube: or, just, undyed
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ghyllnox: So there could be a flying purple-people eater
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 ExachixKitsune: Holy Moly 10 yeas
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 ExachixKitsune: really embodying the phrase "hold your horses"
Jundinator: Hello
Jundinator: Is this D&D based?
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Spades_Slicc: How Warded are the Road
jibkat: 
 ExachixKitsune: wow this soup really honlks
 SquareDotCube: gunks
Spades_Slicc: Untitled Goose Chunks
  firehawkzoa: Love me some chunks
  Juliamon: Campbell's Chunky Goose
 SquareDotCube: mmm mmm gander!
Spades_Slicc: A Soul of Bowp?
 SquareDotCube: It's the goose fighting back
jibkat: p i s s
Amentur: The piss is stored in the house
 Verrain2: But tainted with pee
Spades_Slicc: What cereal do you have, Cocoa Puffs?
jibkat: sure the apemen
Spades_Slicc: BoredApePissClub
EvilBadman: All my apes...piss
 Verrain2: Its close to the Rum Tunnel lady.
jibkat: p i s s j a r
 niccus: true ending of piss mug
Spades_Slicc: Jarate
 SquareDotCube: interdimensional vagabond
 public_key_reveal_party: I want to exhaust Cori's dialog tree for this character
 Verrain2: To quote anti-Adam, I don't want a cup of that man's piss.
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColdbloodedGloriousSalamanderSSSsss-DUyDGQVzkDMVTe32
Invitare: it's a thing quinces have
Invitare: well, do
Invitare: they turn black
Spades_Slicc: Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen
Invitare: it's like... beyond ripe
Pteraspidomorphi: Brownish really
Invitare: but that's when you eat them
 Verrain2: decay in overripe fruit
hackingducks: they're fermented
  Juliamon: overripen
ghyllnox: From Wikipedia: Bletting is a process of softening that certain fleshy fruits undergo, beyond ripening. "
ghyllnox: Eh close enough
hackingducks: all I know is you can't eat a persimmon raw without bletting because they're poisonous.
hackingducks: or well, I guess you can, but you're not supposed to. like a green potato
 Angnor33: Horse
jibkat: darkest timline would be the horse
 notthepenguins: coldstone in some kind of post apocalyptic world would be a hell of an offering tbh
Spades_Slicc: Now Kiss
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DistinctGloriousMangetoutWOOP-1vwUrx3BoWp7-uHZ
 notthepenguins: it means  there arent bugs in it
 notthepenguins: (it's white flour so you'd be able to see them, is the idea)
 public_key_reveal_party: Ape ale 
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I want pie
 niccus: fascinating to go to the wikipedia page for bletting and see this rogues gallery of fruits "medlars, persimmons, quince, service tree fruit, and wild service tree fruit"
3and4fifths: Quinces make a really nice schnapps
 notthepenguins: he's four and she's showing him how to use a spoon?
  ThingsOnMyStream: !cardview off
3and4fifths: be spoon
 notthepenguins: It does say she's showing him how to eat gruel, though!
 notthepenguins: like it's a mysterious technique
 evil_h2o_elf: setting unrealistic body image standards
 notthepenguins: that deer is promoting unrealistic dear imagery
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 farley_f: loving the mayor voice Matt
Valkryir: the secret strat manually min maxing your humors
 TheMerricat: Maybe that's why she couldn't draw horses....
5 raiders from 321_tv have joined!
 farley_f: willing to trade wood for sheep
 evil_h2o_elf: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullShakingDogeBleedPurple-wyHzeur3x3irTakh
321_tv: Be Excellent To Each Other!
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jibkat: what are the odds shes serving you the last warden?
  Juliamon: Too meaty for Redwall
Spades_Slicc: Originally pant legs were separate articles
 MAPBoardgames: The waiter returns to the table. "How is your meal so far? We have a bet going back in the kitchen."
 measureofhope: Oh no pixel art my weakness
Spades_Slicc: That's called Widdershins
 RealGamerCow: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:26 from now).
 MAPBoardgames: Garf Kart?  They're playing Garf Kart?
  Juliamon: Garf Kart TWO
 TehAmelie: there's hags in them there hills
 SnackPak_: 
Invitare: Has Wheeler been informed that Talking Sim is the new weekly stream here at LoadingReadyRun?
Spades_Slicc: If you love Product you should try multiplication
 spethycakes: GRFKRT
 Ashmantle: 
 Mollylele: !gant
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 Mollylele: !garf
 SnackPak_: tsk tsk
 vinewood_og: That's what I said!
 CaptainSpam: Garfield's gotta go fast.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Does an 8-leaf clover mean nothing to you?
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: what IS fear?
TheAinMAP:   
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 TehAmelie: or lurking at you?
 TehAmelie: near?
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