RockPusher: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #194: "I don't like the roof holes because spiders come out of them." —Alex, singing [2015-05-01]
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suzumevjakku: oh i was just sleeving up my cards for my commander deck XD
djalternative: hoi chat
ShaneLeeAtk:
RockPusher:
Submissive Spider-Man only in it for the big steppies 
Voidhawk42: Just in time for the spiders
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toturi91: ready for the spider peoples
suzumevjakku: my spidy senses are tingling XD
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MegaDosX: Fleem supremacy
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pleonasticTautology: i can't read "it's go time" in anything other than riley and jonesy's voices
Dog_of_Myth: HE SAID THE THING
BrowneePointz: Go web go! *does the metal horns*
imperial_fps: go web go is so good
BrowneePointz: man the first 2 Raimi Movies are still SO good
ABetterPlayer: mr wheeler is goosin in the corner
GasCityGaming: my prelrelease starts in an hour, best of luck to anyone else who has theirs this weekend!
pleonasticTautology: card kingdom is single-handledly enabling my commander decks!
pleonasticTautology: the last button i got is "you're a [3] to me"
pleonasticTautology: *in my heart
pleonasticTautology: (that's when i got vivi and ral)
RayFK: Awww, look at these wonderful friends, and James.
kragmabutch: @pleonasticTautology oh hey me too!
Dog_of_Myth:
RayFK: James you're doing it wrong #wotcstaff
TheWooglie: normal except the people drafting
BrowneePointz: but yea the scene from the first movie of Toby trying out different hand motions to shoot web is still fantastic.
Diabore: cori opened a banger
pleonasticTautology: ducktape! woo-oo!
BrowneePointz: Go Web Go! is still a vocal stim for me nearly 25 years later
LoadingReadyRun:
due to our participation in the mtg ambassador program LRR has diplomatic immunity
Diabore: sometimes
raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun Lethal Weapon 2 is different IP
RayFK: Uh ohhhh, flippieeeees
artdecosunburn: @LoadingReadyRun LRR racks up parking tickets left and right outside Ralph Bunche Plaza?
niccus: i hope someone rips a fleem
Diabore: mono colour ben, i approve
BrowneePointz: fleem SHOULD get ripped
luke1x: Ben known mono blue player
BrowneePointz: I still have to cackle at Scott M Fischer’s Green Goblin art cuz of the backside where he has the THICKEST thighs for no reason
imperial_fps: two uncle bens at the table
MegaDosX: Good joke Matt
BrowneePointz: and that plus the pose is very unintentionally goofy
marxmarksman: Feels strange to see Wheeler without dark glasses, but it looks really good!
Mazrae: Hello everyone
BrowneePointz: I love that they kept Kraven’s goofy original comic costume for this set
marxmarksman: @BrowneePointz Are you kidding?! The Goblin Glider is like a flying Thigh-Master!
raulghoulia: I want to see pictures of Fleem!
RayFK: Yeah but you get to see ME Ben
RayFK: Strict upgrade
MegaDosX:
TehAmelie: i'm not sure what's happening but are ya winningson?
KaleidoscopeMind: he *could*
BusTed: "Yes, that is within my capabilities"
ThePerrBearr: can only show the digital version
kumatsu: @RayFK who?
KaleidoscopeMind: paul could also probably make it randomly select the paper or omenpath versions
h3rsh3yb4r:
fleem 
BrowneePointz: it IS a small set draft which yall haven’t had to do since…..god when was the last small set. Fate Reforged?
BrowneePointz: Jesus was Fate Reforged the last small set!?
RayFK: @kumatsu That's fair
Mindfire13: I thought Rivals of Ixalan was small
h3rsh3yb4r: @BrowneePointz was it not rivals of ixalan?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @BrowneePointz surely not, but now I have to check
BrowneePointz: was Rivals small or full sized?
Juliamon: I'm pretty sure Rivals was full-sized?
BrowneePointz: I thought Rivals and HOU were full sized
definenull: Bring back big skirts!
h3rsh3yb4r: Rivals of Ixalan is the seventy-seventh Magic expansion, and the second in the Ixalan block. It was released on January 19, 2018, and is a small expansion.[2][3]- from MTG wiki
definenull: *skitts
h3rsh3yb4r: 196 cards
Juliamon: huh
Juliamon: time, what is it
Spades_Slicc: @definenull No no, bring the skirts back big too
BrowneePointz: huh then yea the last small set yall probably drafted on Camera was likely Rivals of Ixalan
Mindfire13: Rivals also reprinted the best card: Colossal Dreadmaw
Dog_of_Myth: ^^
KaleidoscopeMind: oh i did not realize adam was here. he hides so well
the_fanerdic: @KaleidoscopeMind he is small and easy to miss
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ravnica Allegiance. Ravnica Allegiance was a small set
jacqui_lantern234:
WELL WELL WELL!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
Mindfire13: He hides quite well for such a big dude
BrowneePointz: was Guilds a small set? @narwhalsinatrenchcoat
Dog_of_Myth: Hi jacqui
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definenull: Big borb alert!
KaleidoscopeMind: @the_fanerdic perfect size for jars
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @BrowneePointz guilds and ravnica allegiance were both at the same size as spiders man
jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth i hope you know that youre valued part of your friends lives
TheDevil_Risen: brutal'
Pharmacistjudge: evening yall
LoadingReadyRun: how quick the tides of fortune turn
jacqui_lantern234:
@Pharmacistjudge hai friend!!!
pleonasticTautology: hi pharmacistjudge, hi jacqui
BrowneePointz: nah Aether Revolt HOU and Rivals were the last small sets before this
pleonasticTautology: i keep ducking in and out of chat because i'm working on one of our websites
yaknowlikemesa: hello everyone!
kumatsu: a GUUUUUY
dm818: it's a spider-man is that specific enough?
Juliamon: this is the first small set drafted on camera since *before the pandemic*
BrowneePointz: ^
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @BrowneePointz then the definition of "small" has warped, because spider-man is just shy of 300 cards according to scryfall
LoadingReadyRun: Guy-Man! With the proportionate strength of a guy
Juliamon: which is the only part that matters
BrowneePointz: this is the first small set drafted on camera since Arena was in beta!
BrowneePointz: that just gave me whiplash
jacqui_lantern234:
@LoadingReadyRun im pretty sure i went to school with someone named Guy Mann 
BrowneePointz: that guy turns into a werewolf Wheeler
BrowneePointz: and no I’m not joking
BrowneePointz: JJJ’s son becomes a Werewolf
yaknowlikemesa: for fun?
niccus: don't google guy controversy
BrowneePointz: no he goes to the moon stuff happens, and he becomes a werewolf. I don’t remember how
pleonasticTautology: i'm a gender-neutral guy but that's because i can absolutely loredump about our gender in here lmao
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat damn, I'm being got by all the special versions. my bad.
pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz oh i remember that, j jr's whole thing is wild
BrowneePointz: his name is Genki but for whatever reason they didn’t name him
TrickJarrett: Hello Amazing & Friendly & Ultimate....ly cool people
BrowneePointz: you missed spectacular
LoadingReadyRun: Hey Trick!
TheAwkes: Oh! That wasn't the going live email coming in couple minutes early, it was the going live email coming in a half hour late.
BrowneePointz: you are not the Superior WotC employee trick
TrickJarrett: @BrowneePointz It's end of the week, my brain is fried
BrowneePointz: you’ll have to settle for……oh god I forgot his other runs
johnnylongtorso: Teeny Little Spider Guy
raulghoulia: also missed adjectiveless
CaptainSpam:
Oh, is this the new pick-1 draft format?
GasCityGaming: we'll see how it pans out
TrickJarrett: big mood
ForOhForError: *really* good question
Dog_of_Myth: Mood
djalternative: because normal never existed
BrowneePointz: ye that one stung when it came out
KaleidoscopeMind: well they can't be nermal. garf kart was monday
Juliamon: it stung when it came out but also it was the worst-kept secret ever
djalternative: don't google Paul Spider-Man
BrowneePointz: no actually don’t google Paul Spider man
BrowneePointz: you’ll be better off not knowing about Paul Spider Man
Bruceski: 24 guys is too many
BrowneePointz: he was in the Madame Web movie as a drastically different character
jacqui_lantern234: also known as a Spodum!
BrowneePointz: same!
ElektroTal: i enjoyed the madam web movie.
Juliamon: Remember the Madame Web movie? No, you don't.
LoadingReadyRun:
One man guy in the morning / the same in the afternoon
djalternative: Morbius/Madam Web double feature?
pleonasticTautology: i don't understand the "watch bad movies for fun"
BrowneePointz: but yea he kicked off an arc about some Spider People being tied to nature spirits/demi gods.
bo_brinkman: I asked my kid "what sound does Elven Chorus make when it gets Boomeranged?"
yaknowlikemesa: @Juliamon i cant forget she stole a hospital truck
TrickJarrett: #blameJames
TheWooglie: someone picked 2
Juliamon: pleonasticTautology My mom unironically loves BvS as a comedy
pleonasticTautology: a club in college hazed new members by locking us in a room to watch zardoz, and then tried to force us to watch the star wars xmas special (but the vcr ate the tape o7)
betweenmyself: the very *rarest* of guys
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon wh-what's bvs
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Am I the only one that thinks for a second Wheeler is flipping people off before realizing he's doing the *thwip* thing?
RatherLargeToad: ooo, Wheeler has 3 Pond Prophets
Juliamon: Batman vs Superman
pleonasticTautology: OH
niccus: zardoz is surprisingly good
pleonasticTautology: @niccus *is it*
pleonasticTautology: i dunno, i just have way too many irons in the fire, i'm not even caught up on things i *do* like
BrowneePointz: but yea Madame Web was a mix of bad, with a couple well shot and color graded scenes and then immediately followed by awful cg and some of the most blatant product placement you’ve ever seen
BrowneePointz: the SPUMC films are….well they exist
arbysgaming38: i didn't hate the first venom movie
pleonasticTautology: i'm behind on so much anime, and even this season's toku, and i literally started streaming to play through my video game backlog lmao
pleonasticTautology: then there's all the books i have...
Juliamon: does anyone actually hate the first Venom movie or are they just mad it was a romcom
TrickJarrett: This music and the fact it is Friday and my brain is fried took me to the question - Does Ian have a synth? He strikes me as someone who would.
BrowneePointz: I didn’t care for any of the Venom movies but they at least got the Eddie/Venom dynamic down
ElektroTal: am i just out of the universe or something, because i enjoyed madame web just fine as a generic popcorn flick airplane fodder, and would have enjoyed a sequel, and i absolutely loved venom 1-2
pleonasticTautology: i'm old and i'm just gonna be over here cranky that they gave spidey back to dan slott
ElektroTal: maybe it's because i by and large don't enjoy super hero movies?
pleonasticTautology: certainly a contributing factor
Juliamon: ElektroTal I think not liking "superhero movies" is a decent reason
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought liking venom was the norm
pleonasticTautology: but even uh, the lead on madame web was like "i hated working on this, it sucked, they treated us like ass"
pleonasticTautology: she was very outspoken against it
Marvoleath: Madame web was quite bad imo, but I did enjoy venoms, mostly because Hardy
Juliamon: I don't remember if I saw Venom 2
Juliamon: but definitely enjoyed 1
BrowneePointz: it had the really good Club scene
BrowneePointz: and uh
BrowneePointz: well it had a really good Club Scene
TheLodgium: They made a SECOND one?!
raulghoulia: Carnage
BrowneePointz: they made 3
johnnylongtorso: the Venom movies do ridiculously well in China, for some reason?
Juliamon: there is a third, friend
Dog_of_Myth: Yep, 3 Venom movies
MegaDosX:
Yeah I was going to say, might want to sit down for that one
Juliamon: Chinese audiences are used to veiled homoeroticism
arbysgaming38: i had never heard of the third one until just now and i saw the second one in theaters
BrowneePointz: and the 3rd is hilarious cuz Sony thought they could handle doing Knull
BrowneePointz: and honestly, I’m still shocked Knull isn’t in this set
pleonasticTautology: i think i'm way too tapped into the comics scene writ large because i'm in the industry lmao
Toxxick: @BrowneePointz you could argue they didnt do Knull
Toxxick: they did Knull about as much as Avengers 1 did thanos
Marvoleath: speaking of aggressively mediocre spiderverse movies - there is also Kraven
BrowneePointz: just like how Love and Thunder didn’t do Gorr or Mighty Thor
Juliamon: ah, Love and Thunder, also a movie I haven't had a chance to see yet
TheLodgium: Look, I'm still surprised the 90's cartoon did the clone saga
TheLodgium: I am very behind the times
Juliamon: I have seen, like, one movie in the last 5 years
pleonasticTautology: if the movies ever do one more day i'm going to hulk out
Juliamon: (Deadpool & Wolverine)
TheLodgium: I did see that one
djalternative: my take is that L&T is aggressively fine
Toxxick: I think it just helps that I've always treated super hero movies like the comics they come from. some are good, some are bad, and some are classics. if you dont like it, wait for it to come around again
arbysgaming38: thunderbolts was pretty good
BrowneePointz: @juliamon as someone who enjoyed that comic run and was in the process of losing my mom to cancer when we watched it, how that movie handled(it didn’t) Jane’s cancer rubbed me the wrong way
luke1x: I mean that is a banger of a movie to see for deadpool
ElektroTal: i just liked it because venom took place in San Francisco and it was nice to see places i recognized.
Juliamon: oof yeah
Toxxick: @ElektroTal True that
BrowneePointz: Thunderbolts is SO good. I cannot believe a Marvel movie tackled mental health that earnestly and openly
Juliamon: valid BrowneePointz
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's fair ElekrtoTal
BrowneePointz: definitely recommend Not Paying To Watch Thunderbolts if you can
Dog_of_Myth: *ElektroTal
Dog_of_Myth: Last movies I saw were the new Superman and FF.
TheLodgium: Not enough movies take place in San Francisco
Toxxick: New Superman was great
Juliamon: Are there any Boston-based superhero flicks yet? That's the only place I'd recognize
ElektroTal: i saw thunderbolts and it was great. New Superman was fantastic. Ironically, fantastic four was neither great nor fantastic
TheLodgium: My roommate expressed similar sentiments
BrowneePointz: god I’d kill for a Great Lakes Avengers tv show
ElektroTal: (i don't like the genre particularlt, but my wife does and i'm happy to go to movie night with her so i've basically seen like 85% of the marvels. and 100% of The Marvels, which ruled)
the_fanerdic: @Juliamon are there any Boston based superheroes?
pleonasticTautology: the last thing i saw in theaters was sonic 3
Toxxick: I dont have a cultural cache for the 4 like some people do. I do however have a cache for the Green Lanterns and lemme tell ya, not having to deal with Hal Jordan was GREAT
TheLodgium: I don't know if the general public is ready for the Great Lakes Avengers
pleonasticTautology: before that was shin kamen rider
pleonasticTautology: @TheLodgium eat nuts kick butts
TheLodgium: Then again, maybe James Gunn could pull it off (but he's DC now so...)
arbysgaming38: one day they'll make the alpha flight movie
Dog_of_Myth: That sounds like a poll there Serge.
BrowneePointz: Who plays Puck?
arbysgaming38: @BrowneePointz someone unknown hopefully
betweenmyself:
Gamble: What am and how do? 
HadesLeprechaun: Gambling? I'm in!
vinewood_og: Are we really looking up money laundering in the encyclopedia?
BrowneePointz: also they can’t do Alpha Flight cuz they’d have to have Northstar and that would require them to put an openly gay character on big screen @arbysgaming38
SirTrae: @BrowneePointz Hugh Jackman. He already has a lot of experience playing Canadians shorter than he is
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
luke1x: How many channel points can I put on hands drawing only lands
Bruceski: Are the boosties just to show off or are we Beejlandering these decks?
arbysgaming38: @BrowneePointz yeah thats kind of the reason for the ask
LRRbot: Time Vault [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / If you would begin your turn while this artifact is tapped, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, untap this artifact. / {T}: Take an extra turn after this one.
BrowneePointz: Spislanders
LRRbot: Glasses of Urza [1] | Artifact | {T}: Look at target player's hand.
LRRbot: Ankh of Mishra [2] | Artifact | Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
LRRbot: Channel [GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.
SirTrae: He sure started being spider-man again fast
LRRbot: Helm of Chatzuk [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn.
LRRbot: Howl from Beyond [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
raulghoulia: Shriek, Star of Venom 2
BrowneePointz: welcome deck prowler
pleonasticTautology: hey lrrbot?????????
LRRbot: Sinkhole [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
Juliamon: lrrbot pls
LRRbot: Earth Elemental [3RR] | Creature — Elemental [4/5]
Marvoleath: lrrbot is having time
pleonasticTautology: literally played commander against someone the other night who's running spider-man, peter parker
LRRbot: Disrupting Scepter [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
Fruan: Always ignore chat
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
BrowneePointz: welcome deck
TrickJarrett: Shriek, Treblemaker suggests the existence of Rumble, Bassmaster
luke1x: Man sinkhole in limited
BrowneePointz: the welcome decks is that spider symbol
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooo
imperial_fps: is that invincible?
HadesLeprechaun: famous red card, Path to Exile
imperial_fps: oin that path
djalternative: mono-red path to exile
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
LRRbot: Suburban Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
vinewood_og: "You know, I'm something of a fluid felon myself!"
LRRbot: Wraith, Vicious Vigilante [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [1/1] | Double strike / Fear Gas — Wraith can't be blocked.
LRRbot: Terrific Team-Up [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater. / One or two target creatures you control each get +1/+0 until end of turn. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Web-Shooters [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has reach and "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls." / Equip {2}
KodeMage: "extended" art
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Juliamon: ah, it seems to have figured itself out
TrickJarrett: Rebooting it wins again
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Rent Is Due [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may tap two untapped creatures and/or Treasures you control. If you do, draw a card. Otherwise, sacrifice this enchantment.
Diabore: you have a brand to uphold serge
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature and/or Vehicle you control. / {2}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among artifacts you control: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Web of Life and Destiny [6GG] | Enchantment | Convoke / At the beginning of combat on your turn, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
Bruceski: A red blue card
LRRbot: Multiversal Passage | Land | As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / This land is the chosen type.
BrowneePointz: Someone in the community pulled a Foil Reanimate at their PPR and it looked GOOD
KodeMage: that's a land, eh?
TheDevil_Risen:
83 aussie boosters nice
SirTrae: Multiversal Package enters as two land types, but is tapped unless you pay 4 life if you double the trigger, right?
LRRbot: University Campus | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Common Crook [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/2] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
SirTrae: Passage*
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: no he’s an Astronaut serge
KodeMage: is passage a when it enters or as it enters?
Marvoleath: @SirTrae I think it's a replacement effect, not trigger
RatherLargeToad: Pond Prophet….IN SPACE!!!
SirTrae: Yeah, just looked again and saw the "as"
KodeMage: so, yeah
underhill33:
luke1x: Lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
Balaur1135: Serge showing the sauce
BusTed: Judges say yes
TrickJarrett: Paul is right
luke1x: Don't question Paul
Bruceski: This is why we don't let Paul have free time.
Marvoleath: Thanks Paul!
BrowneePointz: I wonder if James got Spot or Mr Negative to put him in BW
QuixoticScrivener: good job Paul!
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Web-Slinger [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W}
pleonasticTautology: !paul
LRRbot: Damage Control Crew [3G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Repair — Return target card with mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard to your hand. / • Impound — Exile target artifact or enchantment.
KodeMage: "for your convenience" Serge
LRRbot: Supportive Parents [2G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Add one mana of any color.
BrowneePointz: Miles dad with the most unfortunate name
LaeliaTBR: is wheelers deck just people?
SirTrae: I wish supportive parents were common instead. At least they aren't rare
Diabore: what guy? the one in the chair?
gualdhar: Supportive parents? In this economy?
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
Dog_of_Myth: birb
BrowneePointz: Rio and Jefferson are pretty supportive
KodeMage: only in the comics...
Balaur1135: @LaeliaTBR hey, Spiders-Men are menaces, not "people."
BrowneePointz: that’s a bagel I think
TrickJarrett: Ben Wheeler, Pigeons-Man
LaeliaTBR: @Balaur1135 im sorry j jonah jameson, it wont happen again
KodeMage: it's not a donut it's a bagel with frosting
BrowneePointz: Venom’s Caress?
Pharmacistjudge: goodness I’m not that kind of judge
RayFK: Venom's Hunger
BrowneePointz: Venom’s Hunger ye
KodeMage: Rayfk has it
dm818: Venom's Hunger
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
crystalgears: wait go back to venom's caress
Dog_of_Myth:
KodeMage: Venom's Poke?
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
KodeMage: Venom's Ennui?
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
TrickJarrett: Wheeler gets to wheel guys and draw cards, #MagicalChristmasLandButGood
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Damage Control Crew [3G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Repair — Return target card with mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard to your hand. / • Impound — Exile target artifact or enchantment.
TrickJarrett: All of my Commander decks end up being about ETB triggers but wow do I want to make a bouncing Spiderman deck
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Ezekiel Sims, Spider-Totem [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Advisor [3/5] | Reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target Spider you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Bruceski: How many gallant citizens to put in a deck? Apparently you only need one.
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Mister Negative [5WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [5/5] | Vigilance, lifelink / Darkforce Inversion — When Mister Negative enters, you may exchange your life total with target opponent. If you lose life this way, draw that many cards.
ElektroTal: the only card i want from this set is Spider Man India, and it is going to be a bounstravaganza
BrowneePointz: good card AND sick art
Diabore: thats tempting
johnnylongtorso: lucky 13
SirTrae: This set seems like it's going to have a lot of people either assuming a card has reach when it doesn't, or missing that a card does have reach
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BrowneePointz: I will say I’m sad they didn’t do a Negative Art variant of Mr Negative
DarkMorford: @SirTrae "That has REACH?!"
Marvoleath: It's interesting that his face is b&w, but hands got normal skin color
niccus: mister negative should have white border
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
HadesLeprechaun: but imagine drawing the 13 cards and then WINNING from that position
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LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
johnnylongtorso: tap these two to add a man
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MagicMaxC: he did over pay
ElektroTal: but did he under deliver
LRRbot: Wild Pack Squad [2W] | Creature — Human Mercenary [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
LRRbot: Silver Sable, Mercenary Leader [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Hero [2/3] | When Silver Sable enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / Whenever Silver Sable attacks, target modified creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: James wins by playing Sable AND her Pack
ElektroTal: websling feels like it's gonna play a lot like the frogs deck from bloom
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
dm818: pro tip, don't play silver sable with no other creatures on your side
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
ShaneLeeAtk: @ElektroTal Does he even know how to do that??
singinnonsense: the parents seem really good with web slinging
RatherLargeToad:
Spiders are secretly frogs, it’s true 
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Marvoleath: @singinnonsense you could say they support it well
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
DMGlol: does james get a food
LRRbot: City Pigeon [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
gualdhar: wait, Wheeler, isn't James your boss?
DarkMorford: I need a food, I didn't have much for lunch.
LRRbot: News Helicopter [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token.
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
niccus: the one downside of this font is that the 1 and 7 are very close
LRRbot: Robotics Mastery [4U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, create two 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens with flying. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
MegaDosX: Yike
BrowneePointz: I think the implication is you’re making it DROP the hot dog Serge
LRRbot: The Death of Gwen Stacy [2B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target creature. / II — Each player may discard a card. Each player who doesn't loses 3 life. / III — Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
ladyjessica: yeah that 1 and 7 are practically indistinguishable
BrowneePointz: the comic formatting for Sagas is SO perfect
AWGibson: drawing 13 was right
LRRbot: Grow Extra Arms [1G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a Spider. / Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Diabore: still have a chance serge
Diabore: james can reverse sweep
Pharmacistjudge: in general. please do not gamble on a game of mtg.
BrowneePointz: Gamble IN a game of mtg
Marvoleath: !card gamble
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
Hrrisn: turns out ug is good
BrowneePointz: James almost drew 13 cards which is also cool
TrickJarrett: Wheeler's deck is aiming to be the Slay the Spire Silence / Shiv deck
johnnylongtorso: Mr. Negative is a terrible improv partner
BrowneePointz: yea they made him a massive lifelinker which feels like it makes the potential downside less
BrowneePointz: Serge should make a Voltron Mr Negative that flickers him to draw a ton of cards while commander damaging people out
BrowneePointz: cuz I heard Serge likes equipment
luke1x: Did the draft portion feel good with 8
luke1x: I am still waiting for chit chaff to return
Cptasparagus: yeah like actual card noises that are varied would be great
Manitu_25: the breathing would be ao funny
Scy_Anide: Next subathon instead of Sims on overnight just card flicking
Manitu_25: *so
ElektroTal: I still think Wheels and friends should come to my house and help me sort all these goddamned cards for content
Mattmitchell45: Enemies can also hold a no stakes tournament
Cptasparagus: A Cameron and Ian Christmas but with magic cards being flicked
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
niccus: one recording sleeved, one recording unsleeved
betweenmyself: Judge! My opponent wants to “gave fun with friends”!
TrickJarrett: I wonder what the world record is for the longest continuous shuffle of a deck
cobthegreat: The games made up the points don't matter
LRRbot: Miles Morales [1G] (back: Ultimate Spider-Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen Hero [1/2] | When Miles Morales enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / {3}{R}{G}{W}: Transform Miles Morales. Activate only as a sorcery.
rogerivany: I'm reporting you to the DCI. That still exists right?
betweenmyself:
*have fun 
luke1x: That will get you dqed according to reddit
agentofsaruman69: yeah I don't know if it's stepping on their bit too much but LRR doing weird magic stuff like cardmarket does would be such a fun series
ElektroTal: i love dismemberment plan! their song time bomb is so good
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Supportive Parents [2G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Add one mana of any color.
SourAndSublimes: lol
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
Shadowsoflife: ^
NotCainNorAbel: That's why he's Paul
LRRbot: Sun-Spider, Nimble Webber [3{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | During your turn, Sun-Spider has flying. / When Sun-Spider enters, search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: look the last time sometime tried to kill Aunt May Peter nearly killed them with his bare hands
ElektroTal: @TrickJarrett i don't know for sure but i would bet that Junya Iyanaga's 2011 worlds tournament is up there
BrowneePointz: DISABILITY REP!
Marvoleath:
niccus: what does it look like if someone pulls off 5-color good stuff?
Cptasparagus: @ElektroTal I clearly need to listen to them more because I love Superpowers but haven't heard much else
Hrrisn: with the power of so many playstations, anything is possible
HadesLeprechaun: I hope we get lots of tech-support Paul from Let's Nope in the highlights
TrickJarrett: @ElektroTal This got a real lol, you're definitely right
LRRbot: Friendly Neighborhood [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When this Aura enters, create three 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature tokens. / Enchanted land has "{1}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery."
betweenmyself:
thanks Paul for doing the things what make the stream run pretty 
MegaDosX: Yo what is this, I missed that in the spoiler season
MegaDosX: That looks amazing
LoadingReadyRun: @niccus an mtg rainbow!
ElektroTal: @TrickJarrett if you know you know, lol
BrowneePointz: Sun-Spider has Ehler-Danlos and she’s awesome!
LRRbot: Mysterio, Master of Illusion [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | When Mysterio enters, create a 3/3 blue Illusion Villain creature token for each nontoken Villain you control. Exile those tokens when Mysterio leaves the battlefield.
dm818: I want to see someone pop off with mysterio and the spiderman pointing card
MegaDosX: Holy shit Wheeler
BrowneePointz: wait…is wheeler Doc Ock?
KWardJenx: Multiple villains at the table
BrowneePointz: cuz the last time someone tried to kill Aunt May it ended poorly
BrowneePointz: do not make Peter Parker angry
ElektroTal: they should have made an uncle ben with the text 'this dies due to state based actions upon entering the battlefield'
johnnylongtorso: @BrowneePointz he's after Aunt May's nuclear power plant
LRRbot: News Helicopter [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token.
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BrowneePointz: for chat, during the events of/in the wake of Civil War Kingpin puts Aunt May in the ICU
Jaseface1: One of the Peter Parkers should of been like an Ajani - makes an uncle Ben token and flips when it dies
LRRbot: Silver Sable, Mercenary Leader [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Hero [2/3] | When Silver Sable enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / Whenever Silver Sable attacks, target modified creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.
Marvoleath: @ElektroTal they could make it like a 1/0 that tutors a spider hero on ltb
BrowneePointz: Peter breaks into Riker’s and beats him to an inch of life with his mask OFF to show that he can kill him any time he wants and she better survive the night
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dm818: @Marvoleath Or a 1/1 that on etb target opponents creature deals damage equal to it's power
MegaDosX: That'd be a 7/7 if it's +6/+6
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Love a good Into the Roil
LRRbot: Ultimate Spider-Man [3RGW] (front: Miles Morales) | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | First strike, haste / Camouflage — {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ultimate Spider-Man. He gains hexproof and becomes colorless until end of turn. / Whenever you attack, double the number of each kind of counter on each Spider and legendary creature you control.
BrowneePointz: unfortunately the events of OMD Happens soon after but Peter getting serious and slapping Kingpin silly without effort will always be Peak
LoadingReadyRun:
Uncle Ben murdered: Peter-"Sad, but these things happen" Someone attacks Aunt May, *Peter goes berserk*
MegaDosX: I mean, one happened before the other, so you can understand a more volatile reaction to the later one
LRRbot: Sun-Spider, Nimble Webber [3{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | During your turn, Sun-Spider has flying. / When Sun-Spider enters, search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: remember Paul, he bodied the entire X-men team for showing up at his house unannounced
the_fanerdic: @BrowneePointz omd happens because aunt May dies anyway, no?
chaostreader: technically James needs to shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: "Nimble Webber" is a spider-man title I haven't heard before
BrowneePointz: it’s where he got Logan’s respect but the rest of the X folks didn’t like him afterwards
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
SoylentDoener: it is important to be technically right
Diabore: !card ultimate spider-man
LRRbot: Ultimate Spider-Man [3RGW] (front: Miles Morales) | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | First strike, haste / Camouflage — {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ultimate Spider-Man. He gains hexproof and becomes colorless until end of turn. / Whenever you attack, double the number of each kind of counter on each Spider and legendary creature you control.
the_fanerdic: @SoylentDoener the BEST kind of correct
BrowneePointz: for Paul she’s nimble because she uses her hyper flexibility from EDS and on her advantage while fighting/web swinging
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
SoylentDoener:
@the_fanerdic 
LRRbot: Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} / When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.
BrowneePointz: from EDS TO her advantage* love that her crutches are her web shooters
LRRbot: Anti-Venom, Horrifying Healer [WWWWW] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Hero [5/5] | When Anti-Venom enters, if he was cast, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / If damage would be dealt to Anti-Venom, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on him.
LRRbot: Origin of Spider-Man [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/1 green Spider creature token with reach. / II — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It becomes a legendary Spider Hero in addition to its other types. / III — Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: wait James has Anti Venom AND Mr Negative!? the flavor!
SourAndSublimes: did u return the bounce spider?
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
deMiguel13: trimple strike
LRRbot: Ezekiel Sims, Spider-Totem [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Advisor [3/5] | Reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target Spider you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Anti Venom is such a fun character
BrowneePointz: that one IS Venom I believe
KWardJenx: Aunty May and Aunty Venom, the team-up we always wanted
Spades_Slicc: Umm actually Ante is not allowed anymore
the_fanerdic: it was nice of them to give Eddie something to do after they have Venom to Mac Gargan
BrowneePointz: I think that’s Eddie that got inverted by Mr Negative?
the_fanerdic: Yes you are correct
James_the_Dabbler: Ante Venom? I thought that wasn’t allowed anymore
Bionull: That was one thing I really liked about Eternal, doing color threshold.
wertyy42: Btw y'all miles says whenever you attack, so the helicopter will double the couNters too right?
chaostreader: miles is lethal. that’s all that matters.
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: why is it you attack? thats not reasonable
BrowneePointz: cuz Flash becomes Agent Anti Venom iirc which is like….a remnant of the OG or a child of the OG?
wertyy42: Lmaoooo
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
BrowneePointz: or it was life foundation crap again?
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember how agent anti venom starts off the top of the dome
LRRbot: Wild Pack Squad [2W] | Creature — Human Mercenary [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
Jaseface1: That research doesn't seem risky at all
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz Remember when peter was just a guy with spider powers
the_fanerdic: @BrowneePointz iirc it was still the og, after the end of dark reign when Mac had the symbols forcibly removed? but I may be wrong
the_fanerdic: symbiote*
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
rosesmcgee: Some of his stuff is on King Kai's planet
Pharmacistjudge: no earth is where the food is
BrowneePointz: I mean this works in universe too. Anti Venom shuts off other spider peoples powers by proximity
BrowneePointz: not on purpose but cuz of how the symbiote works
Chesul: It doesn't have Trample because it say "Whenever you attack"
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Isaac3567: If Anti-Venom had first strike, couldn't Wheeler have chumped there without it getting counters?
LRRbot: Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} / When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.
Chesul: @Isaac3567 yup.
gualdhar: Where is overrun when we need it
lojer: I think Ben would run out of cards before he went infinite
chaostreader: first strike. no counters.
platymage: it has first strike no damage is dealt
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Bionull: This is like a break the world in half level punch
LoadingReadyRun: it is interesting that first strike is actually bad for Anti Venom
rogerivany: Is fling in the set? And in Wheelers colours?
goosevonkaiser: flunging in progress
KWardJenx: Flunge?
Diabore: miles running over old ladies
SourAndSublimes: its okay its the other mother
Dog_of_Myth: Why would you kill Aunt May Wheeler?
SourAndSublimes:
BrowneePointz: she’s getting the Marisa Tomei Aunt May treatment
LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Julian_Rogue: what kind of magic are we doing? my twitch still says chilpoint and just chatting?
Diabore: why is it able to protect itself?
glitched_goddess: those spiderweb lands are so pretty
Diabore: idgi
the_fanerdic: @Julian_Rogue Spider-Man draft 8 player
BrowneePointz: cuz Miles can go invisible
goosevonkaiser: good round, good friends, good family at olive garden
Jensling: Miles "Mama Mia" Morales?
Bionull: Not in magic. Just fighting.
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BrowneePointz: he isn’t as strong as Peter and his spider sense isn’t as powerful but he has electro shock venom and cloaking
Julian_Rogue: @the_fanerdic thanks!
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BrowneePointz: I don’t remember if Ghost Spider has any power variations
BrowneePointz: but Silk produces organic webbing and she has the strongest/most sensitive spider sense out of any spider person
Dromos_GHG: Ghost Spider started with standard Spider powers, then had symbiote based powers, then had cosmic powers, now is back to standard Spider powers.
the_fanerdic: Cindy moon was a great addition to the spiderverse imo
BrowneePointz: which is funny cuz she got bit by the exact same spider as Peter
BrowneePointz: and I mean exact same spider
KeytarCat:
@BrowneePointz Oh is this that silk song I've been hearing about? 
BrowneePointz: it bit Peter, he brushed it off onto her but he didn’t know that, and it bit Cindy too before it died
BrowneePointz: she got drive by superpowers
the_fanerdic: and then Ezekiel Simms locks her away for 20 years lol
KeytarCat: yo wtf
BrowneePointz: something about her powers being a signal to the inheritors or something
BrowneePointz: look it was a weird run
the_fanerdic: Cindy and Peter meeting starts the first spiderverse event iirc
Julian_Rogue: to quote joblow. COMICS ARE WEIRD!
BrowneePointz: they created a multidimensional family of vampires that feed on Spider People with ties to animal totems
BrowneePointz: (and other beings tied to other animal totems)
BrowneePointz: it was, a Weird Run
ElektroTal: Wello and Hellcome
ghizmou: wow, such wealth of spider organs
ElektroTal: this definitely went places
WotC_Matt: A chicken in every pot. An eye on every drafter.
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BrowneePointz: Communist Spider-Man. it’s our Neighborhood Comrade
Diabore: not on collectors i think
Diabore: play boosters yes
Julian_Rogue: there used to be but they havne't in a few sets
BrowneePointz: they use stronger glue on these ever since LoTR
WotC_Matt: Savor the opening experience.
omdorastrix: Keep it Secret- Keep it save
BrowneePointz: they swapped to stronger collector booster glue since LotR put $1,000 bills in the packs
LRRbot: Alchemax Slayer-Bots [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
BrowneePointz: Welcome Decks
LRRbot: Scarlet Spider, Kaine [BR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Menace / When Scarlet Spider enters, you may discard a card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on him. / Mayhem {B/R}
Mordraith: I'm definitely team whangdangle
Diabore: morbin time!
LRRbot: Morbius the Living Vampire [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Scientist Villain [3/1] | Flying, vigilance, lifelink / {U}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
ElektroTal: it's mormon time!
LRRbot: Hide on the Ceiling [XU] | Instant | Exile X target artifacts and/or creatures. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step.
ghizmou: morbs are us
Jensling: So basically - Collecties to be opened with scissors (if nothing else, to protect possible 1000$ bills)
LRRbot: Arachne, Psionic Weaver [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W} / As Arachne enters, look at target opponent's hand, then choose a noncreature card type. / Spells of the chosen type cost {1} more to cast.
LRRbot: Villainous Wrath [3BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures they control. Then destroy all creatures.
betweenmyself: Time has officially been Morbed; God help us all.
Diabore: its the wrath of the set
LRRbot: Clever Impersonator [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: it’s a 4 mana Clone
LRRbot: Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature and/or Vehicle you control. / {2}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among artifacts you control: Draw a card.
SourAndSublimes: gg steve argyle art
Diabore: steel oversear
BrowneePointz: Steel Overseer
BrowneePointz: and card draw
Diabore: vigilance, and pumps vehicles, and draws cards
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
ghizmou: and with workshop, there's no difference between 2 and 3 mana
Julian_Rogue:
stark upgrade. I see your pun kathleen
LRRbot: Lyla, Holographic Assistant [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Diabore: 4 mana 2/2 though
LRRbot: Spider-Slayer, Hatred Honed [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Whenever Spider-Slayer deals damage to a Spider, destroy that creature. / {6}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two tapped 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens with flying.
LRRbot: Biorganic Carapace [2WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each modified creature you control." / Equip {2}
Solo_Support: Lyla's a fun commander
LRRbot: With Great Power... [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it. / All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.
BrowneePointz: that art
LRRbot: Maximum Carnage [4R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Until your next turn, each creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able. / II — Add {R}{R}{R}. / III — This Saga deals 5 damage to each opponent.
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glitched_goddess: They should have made an Uncle Ben card that only does something when he dies
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KeytarCat: Biorganic, two types of alive!
LRRbot: Relentless Assault [2RR] | Sorcery | Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.
LRRbot: Peter Parker [1W] (back: Amazing Spider-Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Hero [0/1] | When Peter Parker enters, create a 2/1 green Spider creature token with reach. / {1}{G}{W}{U}: Transform Peter Parker. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: ooo web frame Peter Parker
LRRbot: Amazing Spider-Man [1GWU] (front: Peter Parker) | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Each legendary spell you cast that's one or more colors has web-slinging {G}{W}{U}.
BrowneePointz: that’s the Web Frame
SourAndSublimes: isnt that pricey
SourAndSublimes: ?
Diabore: oh thats very nice
glitched_goddess: Pretty as heccck
Reldnahcire: that's the big $ foil treament
Diabore: bout 45 bucks
LRRbot: Savage Mansion | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
Julian_Rogue: was this pick 2 drafted or normal drafted?
LRRbot: Spider Manifestation [1{R/G}] | Creature — Spider Avatar [2/2] | Reach / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, untap this creature.
Diabore: @Julian_Rogue normal
tehfewl: not as good as savage garden
Julian_Rogue: thanks!
LRRbot: Cheering Crowd [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If they do, they add {C} for each counter on it.
Juliamon: Next week will be a Pick 2
couchboyj: Chonky things live in the forest, but surely a mountain is chunkier?
LoadingReadyRun:
some of the SPE cards are from the welcome decks, but are the rest of them only available in these collector packs?
Diabore: does cori want a 5 drop?
fcloud: we call cori's strategy "mansion-festing"
LRRbot: Kraven, Proud Predator [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Villain [*/4] | Vigilance / Top of the Food Chain — Kraven's power is equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.
Bionull: If Cori does have an 8 drop it'll be really funny
KeytarCat: Spider Manifestation with Manifest Dread would be skeleton archers
LRRbot: Savage Beating [3RR] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat on your turn. / Choose one — / • Creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn. / • Untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Entwine {1}{R}
MegaDosX:
Cori memeing on Serge
LRRbot: Suburban Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
MegaDosX: In case it wasn't clear how low the stakes are lmao
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
MWGNZ: 2 guys in 2 chairs? that lets nope
tehfewl: 2 guy 2 chair
KeytarCat: 2 guys 1 chair
BrowneePointz: so yea I THINK the foil variant of that Peter Parker Serge pulled is $45USD?
SoylentDoener:
those two guys have a heated argument in the discord right now
dasdardly: guy in the chair? sounds like a chaise rare
couchboyj: It is THE chair though, not A chair. Maybe the chair is legendary
gsyhiap: Fast forward a couple more turns, and Serge will have the whole office block.
MegaDosX: @dasdardly Damn you I nearly spat out my water
Nyxjbm: Hey, I'm a guy in a chair!
LRRbot: Miles Morales [1G] (back: Ultimate Spider-Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen Hero [1/2] | When Miles Morales enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / {3}{R}{G}{W}: Transform Miles Morales. Activate only as a sorcery.
superdude097: 6 to transform him
Diabore: 6
LRRbot: Spider-Punk [1R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Riot / Other Spiders you control have riot. / Spells and abilities can't be countered. / Damage can't be prevented.
BrowneePointz: Hobie!
LoadingReadyRun: @Nyxjbm deep down, we are all guys in chairs
glitched_goddess:
hobie
MegaDosX: How does spider haste differ to haste?
BrowneePointz: Spider Punk! Spider Haste! Spider kiiiiiisss???
glitched_goddess: it has spiders
SoylentDoener: one more mana for the activating of the guy technically
Isaac3567: So this stops Anti-venoms effect right?
MegaDosX: Oh Cori probably also shouldn't have a win marked against her
Balaur1135: It does stop the damage prevention and thus also the counters
LRRbot: Ultimate Spider-Man [3RGW] (front: Miles Morales) | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | First strike, haste / Camouflage — {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ultimate Spider-Man. He gains hexproof and becomes colorless until end of turn. / Whenever you attack, double the number of each kind of counter on each Spider and legendary creature you control.
Whoisme89: playing prerelease in a couple of Hours with no prior Knowledge about the set since I didnt Play for a couple years and got invited on short notice - any advice 😅?
Jaseface1: That's actually lore accurate because anti venom is when Eddie becomes a Christian and would be opposed to punk music
BrowneePointz: @whoisme89 there’s 5 main themes in allied colors
Balaur1135: @Jaseface1 wait, Eddie becomes the mayor from Footloose? John Lithgow?
Jaseface1: Well I've never seen them in the same room at the same time
SoylentDoener:
but against how many orlando magic players did you loose?
glitched_goddess: who needs to go to a magic con when you can be beaten by pros at home
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Spider-Punk [1R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Riot / Other Spiders you control have riot. / Spells and abilities can't be countered. / Damage can't be prevented.
BrowneePointz: FLAVOR
BrowneePointz: Punk vs COP
MegaDosX: Disrespect your surroundings
Bionull: Don't smash Paul's system
LRRbot: Sudden Strike [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
unowngnome: My favorite of the spider-people designs. It really captures the character.
lamina5432: evening
8 raiders from BoardGaymesJames have joined!
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
unowngnome: Noooo
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: look, Captain Stacey is used to dying
Shadowsoflife: like uncle ben
LRRbot: Spider-Girl, Legacy Hero [GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | During your turn, Spider-Girl has flying. / When Spider-Girl leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token.
LRRbot: Steel Wrecking Ball [5] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature. / {1}{R}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact.
BrowneePointz: but yea that art has Silk kicking Black Cat cuz iirc in Silk’s first solo run Felicity’s gang was her first big adversaries
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: That guy was full of lightning
Jaseface1: You would be shocked if you got wrecking balled while in a chair
LRRbot: Silk, Web Weaver [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/5] | Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. / {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: get em with the Mayday!
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz of course she has a gang
Jaseface1: Flavour of this game is 10/10
BrowneePointz: eyyy Cindy Moon herself!
Cptasparagus: Round count is still at 1 btw
the_fanerdic: mah gurl Cindy!
BrowneePointz: I’m glad Cindy is finally appearing in a movie even if it is only in Spider-Verse
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Cori gets a guy
LRRbot: Rhino, Barreling Brute [3RRGG] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [6/7] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Rhino attacks, if you've cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater this turn, draw a card.
chaostreader: Cori gets a citizen.
Shadowsoflife: I just want to read spider man now
BrowneePointz: woah woah
Julian_Rogue: human villain but not a rhino
CaptainSpam: Shouldn't Cori have another citizen token?
Julian_Rogue: !card Seige rhino
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Seventy111: yeah cori should have a man
MegaDosX: Yeah Cori should have gotten a citizen from casting the Rabble
Dog_of_Myth: On brand
Julian_Rogue: !card Siege Rhino
LRRbot: Siege Rhino [1WBG] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
BrowneePointz: he’s not a rhino cuz he’s in an experimental combat suit
Julian_Rogue: why is green goblin a goblin but rhino not a rhino
BrowneePointz: he’s not genetically modified chat
CaptainSpam: Yay more citizens!
MegaDosX: That citizen wouldn't have been sleepy btw
MegaDosX: Since Cori would have gotten it the turn before
BrowneePointz: cuz Green Goblin is genetically modified so Goblin is more acceptable
rogerivany: That citizen would've been last turn and could've attacked
the_fanerdic: @BrowneePointz he’s STUCK in that suit. somehow
SoylentDoener: mr president, a second rhino has hit the table
Dog_of_Myth: Two Rhinos in this economy
ArtOfStuttering: Didn't Serge win the first game? No pip?
glitched_goddess: “double rhino! what does it mean???”
Shadowsoflife: @the_fanerdic cause comics
glitched_goddess: Spider-Bassadors
MegaDosX: "You're allowed to sideboard, it's fine. Anyway, turn 1 I play Swamp, Ritual, Necropotence, go."
LRRbot: Savage Mansion | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
thraximore: yeah serge that's called speaking
LRRbot: Spider-Punk [1R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Riot / Other Spiders you control have riot. / Spells and abilities can't be countered. / Damage can't be prevented.
MegaDosX: I mean it's Gruul vs Naya, I'd expect that to be zoomy
superdude097: Zoomie or Boomie
Diabore: zoomie or boomie
LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
dasdardly: bumi is next set gang
Spades_Slicc: @dasdardly gaang
glitched_goddess: Bob mansione
LRRbot: Miles Morales [1G] (back: Ultimate Spider-Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen Hero [1/2] | When Miles Morales enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / {3}{R}{G}{W}: Transform Miles Morales. Activate only as a sorcery.
SoylentDoener: only two drops from serge "double rhino" yager
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
glitched_goddess: @dasdardly omg the next set also has Turtle Ducks.
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
MegaDosX: Serge is also capable of being savage
MegaDosX: Remember when he double fetch-stifled Wheeler?
LRRbot: Terrific Team-Up [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater. / One or two target creatures you control each get +1/+0 until end of turn. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
QuixoticScrivener: in my head-canon Spider-Punk is just the reincarnation of Willy Guthrie.
omdorastrix: Sergian Flow state?
lamina5432: @MegaDosX that’s was such an entertaining game
pleonasticTautology: fourteen fifteen is my favorite actual play character
Seventy111: should the lizards have had another counter?
LRRbot: Professional Wrestler [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior Performer [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. / This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Oh the lizards should definitely have been bigger, Team Up would have put a counter on them
MegaDosX: Might be a bit late to fix that though
BrowneePointz: shuffle was Sean Connery’s favorite dessert
LRRbot: Sudden Strike [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
LRRbot: Damage Control Crew [3G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Repair — Return target card with mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard to your hand. / • Impound — Exile target artifact or enchantment.
Seventy111: yeah a bit too late, oops
LoadingReadyRun:
Serge pulling his punches isn't a problem. I'd argue that we should be more concerned that Serge is punching his opponent in the first place
MegaDosX: When did the Minecraft villager get here?
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
LRRbot: Grow Extra Arms [1G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a Spider. / Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Goblin Glider [3] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, if it was cast from your graveyard, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying and haste. / Equip {2} / Mayhem {2}
LoadingReadyRun:
Grow Extra Arms not giving "can block 4 extra creatures this turn" is a flavor fail
MegaDosX: Also flying
BrowneePointz: Goblin Powered Gilda Radner
Nydestroyer: harry they killed your gilder. (that poor old man actor outtakes)
MegaDosX: !card wrecking ball
LRRbot: Wrecking Ball [2BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature or land.
NotCainNorAbel: I've been listening up till now: What are Cori's sleeves?
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot:
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LRRbot: Damage Control Crew [3G] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Repair — Return target card with mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard to your hand. / • Impound — Exile target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Steel Wrecking Ball [5] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature. / {1}{R}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact.
Jaseface1: It's gruul rhino not izzet
LRRbot: Kraven, Proud Predator [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Villain [*/4] | Vigilance / Top of the Food Chain — Kraven's power is equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.
KeytarCat:
@Jaseface1 
LRRbot: Savage Beating [3RR] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat on your turn. / Choose one — / • Creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn. / • Untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Entwine {1}{R}
RolfeRolfeRolfe: great card
gualdhar: Yes, Serge, I believe that's the point of the game
MegaDosX:
So the memeing earlier was to make Serge lower his guard about this card
Tiber727: I do not like how difficult that art makes it to read the text.
LoadingReadyRun: ya, the no text box cards are annoying
darkcyril: Same Spider Channel, Same Spider Time... wait, that's the wrong franchise
Tiber727: No text box can work with the right art, but especially the bottom text is hard to read because it blends into the art in a bad way.
itsr67: whoa
pleonasticTautology: hi ben, hi adam, hi cori
ArtOfStuttering: Fight each other, not us!
MegaDosX: Oh putting these two at the same table is dangerous
Diabore: show potato spider man
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
dm818: convinced Nelly into working his rare off
schordash: 👊 D: 🤜
LRRbot: Steel Wrecking Ball [5] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature. / {1}{R}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact.
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Mob Lookout [1{U/B}] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [0/3] | When this creature enters, target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
dm818: She was valedictorian in law school
LRRbot: Prowler, Clawed Thief [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | Menace / Whenever another Villain you control enters, Prowler connives.
omdorastrix: Just tuning in - is it important that it's a BLUE beetle?
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Reldnahcire:
spoilers ahhh 
darkcyril: The fact that The Beetle has lasted for as long as he has with how god damn silly he was.
LRRbot: Robotics Mastery [4U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, create two 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens with flying. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
LRRbot: Green Goblin, Revenant [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [3/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever Green Goblin attacks, discard a card. Then draw a card for each card you've discarded this turn.
LRRbot: Electro, Assaulting Battery [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Flying / You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, add {R}. / When Electro leaves the battlefield, you may pay {X}. When you do, he deals X damage to target player.
LRRbot: Strength of Will [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains indestructible and "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it."
gualdhar: why is Green Goblin Rakdos? Green is in his name!
LRRbot: Lorthos, the Tidemaker [5UUU] | Legendary Creature — Octopus [8/8] | Whenever Lorthos attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, tap up to eight target permanents. Those permanents don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
RatherLargeToad: an actual octopus
Diabore: one more card?
darkcyril: I hate to break it to you @LoadingReadyRun - Spider-Man is not the franchise for consistency, lol
LRRbot: Vibrant Cityscape | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Starling, Aerial Ally [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Flying / When Starling enters, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Spider Manifestation [1{R/G}] | Creature — Spider Avatar [2/2] | Reach / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, untap this creature.
Diabore: we morbin
LRRbot: Morbius the Living Vampire [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Scientist Villain [3/1] | Flying, vigilance, lifelink / {U}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
MegaDosX: Talk, Valentina
LRRbot: Hobgoblin, Mantled Marauder [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Madame Web, Clairvoyant [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Advisor [4/4] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Spider spells and noncreature spells from the top of your library. / Whenever you attack, you may mill a card.
LRRbot: Costume Closet [1W] | Artifact | This artifact enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a modified creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact.
LRRbot: Mysterio, Master of Illusion [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | When Mysterio enters, create a 3/3 blue Illusion Villain creature token for each nontoken Villain you control. Exile those tokens when Mysterio leaves the battlefield.
LoadingReadyRun: @darkcyril so you're saying that this set not being consistent is just keeping with the spider-man feel
LRRbot: Spider-Sense [1U] | Instant | Web-slinging {U} / Counter target instant spell, sorcery spell, or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Tangle [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Each attacking creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun Exactly!
KeytarCat: Why we all got the blues?
LRRbot: Black Cat, Cunning Thief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | When Black Cat enters, look at the top nine cards of target opponent's library, exile two of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. You may play the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast spells this way.
itsr67: super gonti
MegaDosX: Tangle is from Invasion, so 2000
BrowneePointz: her alt art is SICK
Mindfire13: Double Gonti
BrowneePointz: Archaeomancer
HadesLeprechaun: Karl from Cardmarkets favorite deck
LRRbot: Vibrant Cityscape | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
I do like that we now have Black Cat (Zombie Cat) and Black Cat (Human Rogue Villain)
LRRbot: Hobgoblin, Mantled Marauder [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
BrowneePointz: he’s also just…a really good card?
tehfewl: hired goons?
Tiber727: @LoadingReadyRun When you're bitten by a cat, you turn into a cat. We all know that's how it works.
LRRbot: Heroes' Hangout [R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Date Night — Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / • Patrol Night — One or two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
darkcyril: @tehfewl From the Goonion.
itsr67: both exiled, choose 1 to play
WowoT: ^^
Spades_Slicc: isn't exile public info?
BrowneePointz: exile’s face up unless said otherwise
tehfewl: @darkcyril hell yeah collective bargaining
LoadingReadyRun: "How did the data night go?" "Shocking!"
itsr67: yep
MegaDosX: Sure have had that happen
LRRbot: Scarlet Spider, Kaine [BR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Menace / When Scarlet Spider enters, you may discard a card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on him. / Mayhem {B/R}
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
itsr67: vehnum
BrowneePointz: Kaine, somehow less edgy than Ben Reilly
Poggifers_LRR: finally get to catch a live again
Spades_Slicc: What's Kaine's deal?
the_fanerdic: he’s a clone
BrowneePointz: Kaine, also temporarily killed Kraven and cured him of a curse
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: there was a period where he was cursed until he was killed by Spider-Man and Kaine punched him so hard. His heart temporarily stopped, which apparently was enough to fulfill the curse lol
LRRbot: Prison Break [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Mayhem {3}{B}
BrowneePointz: Kaine and Ben Reilly both came from the Clone Saga
BrowneePointz: it….
BrowneePointz: The clone saga is very complicated and went on way too long
the_fanerdic: was not good
LRRbot: Sandman's Quicksand [1BB] | Sorcery | Mayhem {3}{B} / All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell's mayhem cost was paid, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn instead.
DiscordianTokkan:
ghizmou:
BrowneePointz: For reference, the clone saga was supposed to be like six months? And it went on for a year and a half.
Peter_Chordash:
the_fanerdic: the clone saga cemented the rivalry between Spider-Man and Norman Osborn, no @browneepointz
Poggifers_LRR: no pips but pogs
Kentosaurus: "My son is also named Pip"
Simonark: It's just a nickname for Philip
darkcyril: @BrowneePointz "The Clone Saga was" is the best way to phrase it.
the_fanerdic: ?
TheAwkes: Show some respect: my full name is Picture In Picture.
HadesLeprechaun: but SU&SD irregular Pip Warr is great
pleonasticTautology: i'm doing this out of my own freedom
Simonark: It's from Great Expectations. Pip is short for Philip.
definenull: Good ol Pippo
DiscordianTokkan: Adam is a Pip Truther
vinewood_og: "I can't get blocked by Billy Boyd on Cameo. Again."
Spades_Slicc: I know a Pippen
rogerivany: pip is short for fblthp
BrowneePointz: One of my theater professors was named Philippa, but went by Pip
pleonasticTautology: our old name is "phillip" and we were like "you can call me fionna"
KaleidoscopeMind: why not short for Pippolas
BrowneePointz: She was rad
KaleidoscopeMind: or Pipstopher
saucemaster5000: Pip Torrens is a Fromsoft regular voice actor
Cptasparagus: Pippen aint easy
LRRbot: Sinister Hideout | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
itira: I do know a Phillipa, goes by pip or pippa
BrowneePointz: *
BrowneePointz: ^
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Simonark: Pip Torrens, narrator of the Dark Pictures Anthology?
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
definenull: Of the Soo variety?
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
fcloud: it's true what they say: pippin' aint easy
LRRbot: Swarm, Being of Bees [2B] | Legendary Creature — Insect Villain [2/2] | Flash / Flying / Mayhem {B}
LRRbot: Pumpkin Bombardment [{B/R}] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}. / Pumpkin Bombardment deals 3 damage to target creature.
itsr67: sorcery
Manitu_25: sorcery?
BrowneePointz: sorcery Ben
NonchalantAvenger: sorecery
definenull: Would've been a sick play
itsr67: sure seems like it would be an instant
LRRbot: Carnage, Crimson Chaos [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/3] | Trample / When Carnage enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "This creature attacks each combat if able" and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it." / Mayhem {B}{R}
Diabore: this is like the core set of the year, so much of the removal is sorcery
itsr67: LOL
definenull: It's a knowledge check
LRRbot: Swarm, Being of Bees [2B] | Legendary Creature — Insect Villain [2/2] | Flash / Flying / Mayhem {B}
couchboyj: For the hive, for the queen!
LRRbot: Black Cat, Cunning Thief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | When Black Cat enters, look at the top nine cards of target opponent's library, exile two of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. You may play the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast spells this way.
Diabore: ben found a goodun
BrowneePointz: unfortunately the bees guy IS a Nazi
Diabore: no its double gonti
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
BrowneePointz: look it’s just gonna get weirder when Red Skull and other Hydra folks show up in future sets XD
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Simonark: Morlun is a TOTALLY different vampire who fights Spider-man.
LRRbot: Common Crook [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/2] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
BrowneePointz: you’re not wrong. Morbius is a way older character which is weird they made ANOTHER Vampire named Morlun
LRRbot: Agent Venom [2B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Soldier Hero [2/3] | Flash / Menace / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
BrowneePointz: he has flash cuz it’s Flash Thompson!
dm818: Agent venom is Flash Thompson
the_fanerdic: agent venom having flag is cute
LRRbot: Vibrant Cityscape | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
the_fanerdic: flash *
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Diabore: tata ben
Simonark: @BrowneePointz Yeah, but Morbius is sort of a fake vampire anyhow. Science vampires don't count when Marvel just has actual Dracula running around being SO much worse.
BrowneePointz: which is why Morbius became a hero/dark marvel hero
BrowneePointz: antihero*
LRRbot: Morlun, Devourer of Spiders [XBB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / Morlun enters with X+1/+1 counters on him. / When Morlun enters, he deals X damage to target opponent.
Diabore: 6
Diabore: yeah he biggy
DaFhaye: How are pictures of spider man?
Diabore: what if fireball but lifelink
Simonark: @BrowneePointz I believe "Anti-Hero" is Marvel for "Sales Merited Giving Them Their Own Book"
DaFhaye: Hope yall having a good time
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
Veste: discard on resolution instead of as a cost, SO sick
e_bloc: love a good let's nope grudge fight
DaFhaye: Well actually
BrowneePointz: Anti Hero is Marvel for “not morally or ambiguously morally good” @simonark
LRRbot: Ultimate Green Goblin [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Villain [5/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token. / Mayhem {2}{B/R}
Manitu_25: dayyyum
Diabore: i miss reggie
DaFhaye: Canonically MJ has asked that
definenull: Reggie did work in my MB2 sealed I did a couple weeks ago
NonchalantAvenger: if i don't have a card to discard do i still make a treasure?
dm818: funny that the best cards Ben has played have been from Adam
LRRbot: Sandman's Quicksand [1BB] | Sorcery | Mayhem {3}{B} / All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell's mayhem cost was paid, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
e_bloc: that sure is a card name
definenull: Sheeesh
definenull: Adam cooked with this draft
LRRbot: Swarm, Being of Bees [2B] | Legendary Creature — Insect Villain [2/2] | Flash / Flying / Mayhem {B}
LoadingReadyRun: Swarm of Being Bees
dm818: Morlun should be in Adam's yard
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Simonark: A normal person wouldn't be able to flash in like that, but Swarm, being of bees, gets around it.
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Manitu_25: GGs
e_bloc: it does chuff me a little that Doc Ock isn't an octopus
MegaDosX: Adam demolished him that game holy shit
itsr67: LMFAO
Manitu_25: LMAO
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
lamina5432:
DaFhaye: Yay spider man
Shadowsoflife: Amazing
Diabore: the moment of confusion was great
MegaDosX: Outstanding
betweenmyself:
got his ass
LoadingReadyRun: thanks niccus!
BrowneePointz: he’s not an octopus cuz he’s not an octopus
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e_bloc: but i want him to be an octopus because he would work in kiora kindred decks
BrowneePointz: green goblin has modified dna so they allowed goblin type, Peter has modified dna so he’s a spider
BrowneePointz: rhino vulture doc ock etc don’t so they didn’t
e_bloc:
yeah, but he's not green
the_fanerdic: @e_bloc flavor fail
e_bloc: I totally understand that my quarrels with the set are both petty and arbitrary
BrowneePointz: it’s honestly as irritating as the people who kept complaining about the dragon colors in the D&D set
goombalax: I actually love that the gold dragon is gold
goombalax: though I guess ancient gold was monowhite
pleonasticTautology: hello!
pleonasticTautology: "local homosexual" is matt's formal job title
dm818: Ben did you return Morlun to Adam?
BrowneePointz: br was mega open
Balaur1135: Chat: Has anyone Morbed yet?
LRRbot: Steel Wrecking Ball [5] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature. / {1}{R}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact.
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Mob Lookout [1{U/B}] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [0/3] | When this creature enters, target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
dm818: Beetle is Tombstone's daughter
LRRbot: Amateur Hero [2W] | Creature — Human Hero [3/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Kraven, Proud Predator [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Villain [*/4] | Vigilance / Top of the Food Chain — Kraven's power is equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.
LRRbot: Superior Foes of Spider-Man [2R] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, you may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play that card until you exile another card with this creature.
LRRbot: Hobgoblin, Mantled Marauder [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: yea the Welcome Decks
LRRbot: Web-Warriors [4{G/W}] | Creature — Spider Hero [4/3] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Peter Parker's Camera [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters with three film counters on it. / {2}, {T}, Remove a film counter from this artifact: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Diabore: the PP cam
LRRbot: The Spot, Living Portal [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/4] | When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. / When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner's library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Doctor Octopus, Master Planner [5UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/8] | Other Villains you control get +2/+2. / Your maximum hand size is eight. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have fewer than eight cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
Diabore: ORB
LRRbot: Traumatize [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player mills half their library, rounded down.
angreesloth: ORB
BrowneePointz: TRAIMATIZE!!!!
LRRbot: Spider-Punk [1R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Riot / Other Spiders you control have riot. / Spells and abilities can't be countered. / Damage can't be prevented.
BrowneePointz: the comic page arts are sick
LRRbot: Living Brain, Mechanical Marvel [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target non-Equipment artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn. Untap it.
LRRbot: Rhino, Barreling Brute [3RRGG] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [6/7] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Rhino attacks, if you've cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater this turn, draw a card.
LRRbot: Raging Goblinoids [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker Villain [5/4] | Haste / Mayhem {2}{R}
BrowneePointz: for what it’s worth Paul, Mysterio has caused an inordinately large amount of that trauma
LRRbot: Norman Osborn [1U] (back: Green Goblin) | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [1/1] | Norman Osborn can't be blocked. / Whenever Norman Osborn deals combat damage to a player, he connives. / {1}{U}{B}{R}: Transform Norman Osborn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Fleem!
LRRbot: Green Goblin [1UBR] (front: Norman Osborn) | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [3/3] | Flying, menace / Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {2} less to cast. / Goblin Formula — Each nonland card in your graveyard has mayhem. The mayhem cost is equal to its mana cost.
BrowneePointz: the Fischer Art!
TheDevil_Risen: FLEEM!
MegaDosX: Fleem!
BrowneePointz: it’s the better Fleem
LRRbot: Morlun, Devourer of Spiders [XBB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / Morlun enters with X+1/+1 counters on him. / When Morlun enters, he deals X damage to target opponent.
Simonark: Fleem, but more murdery.
LRRbot: J. Jonah Jameson [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | When J. Jonah Jameson enters, suspect up to one target creature. / Whenever a creature you control with menace attacks, create a Treasure token.
BrowneePointz: it’s better fleem by virtue of not being Fleem
LRRbot: Najeela, the Blade-Blossom [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attacking. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Untap all attacking creatures. They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate only during combat.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Spider-Gwen! My beloved!
Diabore: another najeela
pleonasticTautology: oh that's *gorgeous* art
LRRbot: Symbiote Spider-Man [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [2/4] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Find New Host — {2}{U/B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: @pleonasticTautology much prefer this compared to the FF one of cloud
pleonasticTautology: @Diabore yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Balaur1135: @BrowneePointz Wait, what? No, the absence of Fleem is my nature the worse condition. The world is better, brighter, and more whole by having Fleem in it. Ergo, Fleem makes anything better.
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
pleonasticTautology: no
LRRbot: Ominous Asylum | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
pleonasticTautology: ben reilly is a clone
dm818: it is not
rosesmcgee: Nope, clone
BrowneePointz: no he’s the edgy clone
dm818: clone of peter
pleonasticTautology: of peter
the_fanerdic: Ben Reilly is a clone
Sapphic_Shenanigans: A clone of Peter
rosesmcgee: Be weird to name the clone Peter 2
the_fanerdic: of Peter
pleonasticTautology: he was a clone of peter who thought he was peter
Simonark: Ben Reilly ISN'T the clone, he's the real Peter, Spiderman was the clone.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Took the name Ben because of Uncle Ben
pleonasticTautology: @Simonark i hate clone saga.
Balaur1135: Ben Reilly is a genetic clone, but not a mental, and cognitive one
pleonasticTautology: there ARE, matt.
Simonark: The Clone Saga was terrible!
pleonasticTautology: that's the problem.
couchboyj: Two people named Ben? Who would believe that?
darkcyril: Also, Uncle Ben was Ben Parker.
chaostreader: Ben Riley is named after Uncle Ben
rogerivany: Did anyone like the clone saga.
pleonasticTautology: comics, everybody
BrowneePointz: at the time yes
pleonasticTautology: @rogerivany dan slott
LRRbot: University Campus | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: it sold well
BrowneePointz: but it was controversial even then
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
BrowneePointz: either folks loved it or hated it, there was NO in between
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
the_fanerdic: @BrowneePointz this remains true today
schordash:
4 land hand
tanshala: this is the second time in recent memory kathleen has flooded, the lands don't like your shuffling
LRRbot: Arachne, Psionic Weaver [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W} / As Arachne enters, look at target opponent's hand, then choose a noncreature card type. / Spells of the chosen type cost {1} more to cast.
Simonark: Well, it went on for how many years?
the_fanerdic: almost 2?
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Note that is symmetrical, so will affect your instants as well Matt
the_fanerdic: but it was the only Spider-Man being printed at the time
LRRbot: Spider-Man No More [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1. It has defender and loses all other abilities.
pleonasticTautology: oh and defender
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
glitched_goddess: Mays all the way down
LoadingReadyRun: Somehow this set actually messes with the quantum structure of Kathleen's deck to increase land draws
LRRbot: Prison Break [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Mayhem {3}{B}
MegaDosX:
Matt needs to learn the golden rule about reading the card
dumbo3k: @MegaDosX Don't read the card?
LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Oops all removal lmao
the_fanerdic:
@dumbo3k 
just Intuit what the card does
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Diabore: 6'4?
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
KaleidoscopeMind: 6'Big"
MegaDosX: 6'many"
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
Simonark: Wait, is Kathleen normal size? Is the camera making Matt 8 feet tall?
MegaDosX: Oh clever
Diabore: draw 2 pump is really good
MegaDosX: And yeah this card is fantastic
BrowneePointz: that is an incredible pump spel
MegaDosX: It's not flashy but it's just good
BrowneePointz: I’ve never seen it not do work this month
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Reporters [3W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Puff Piece — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / • Investigative Journalism — Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
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MegaDosX: Kathleen with the double tap
LRRbot: Cheering Crowd [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If they do, they add {C} for each counter on it.
Simonark: Nobody Gets Any Cardboard is my favorite documentary about box factory closures.
seanmrwick: sounds solid
MegaDosX: That seems good for the player who's been mana screwed
seanmrwick: I just got back from an FNM and somehow got a 1-3
DaFhaye: This set seems to not have many non creatures
LRRbot: Skyward Spider [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Ward {2} / This creature has flying as long as it's modified.
MegaDosX: The synergy!
LRRbot: Wraith, Vicious Vigilante [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [1/1] | Double strike / Fear Gas — Wraith can't be blocked.
BrowneePointz: not a spider, IS a cop
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Diabore: @BrowneePointz is a cop or was a cop?
BrowneePointz: She’s a cop that gets fed up with the system and starts doing vigilante justice
Graham_LRR: Just noting how Cheering Crowd works, Kathleen would get the mana if she added a counter
MegaDosX: Colourless is gone
Graham_LRR: So there’s no downside for her
MegaDosX: I don't think you keep it through phases
Diabore: wait matt attacked right? so the mana is gone?
LRRbot: Wild Pack Squad [2W] | Creature — Human Mercenary [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
fnoggchamp: other than increasing how much matt gets afterward
Graham_LRR: AH
Graham_LRR: My bad I misheard
MegaDosX: You lose mana when you go through phases
MegaDosX:
There we go 
Kentosaurus:
typical twitch chatter misunderstanding the cards, am I right
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Spinballwizard: Just got back from my prerelease. It did not go well despite having double Iron Spider and a side theme of U/B Conniving Villains.
pn55: You lose the mana remember Matt
dumbo3k: good thing manaburn doesn't exist anymore
LRRbot: Mysterio's Phantasm [1U] | Creature — Illusion Villain [1/3] | Flying, vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, mill a card.
pn55:
Gamers just like number go up
LRRbot: The Death of Gwen Stacy [2B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target creature. / II — Each player may discard a card. Each player who doesn't loses 3 life. / III — Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
LRRbot: Skyward Spider [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Ward {2} / This creature has flying as long as it's modified.
pn55:
LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
NonchalantAvenger: and Vigilance
Diabore: its a choice
LRRbot: Electro, Assaulting Battery [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Flying / You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, add {R}. / When Electro leaves the battlefield, you may pay {X}. When you do, he deals X damage to target player.
LRRbot: The Death of Gwen Stacy [2B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target creature. / II — Each player may discard a card. Each player who doesn't loses 3 life. / III — Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
LRRbot: Costume Closet [1W] | Artifact | This artifact enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a modified creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact.
LRRbot: The Clone Saga [3U] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Surveil 3. / II — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, copy it, except the copy isn't legendary. / III — Choose a card name. Whenever a creature with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player this turn, draw a card.
NonchalantAvenger: if i was her - i would outsource Kat's shuffle between rounds 1 and 2
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
InfiniTokens: @NonchalantAvenger Being able to outsource shuffling would be amazing.
MegaDosX: Removal is always good >_>
NonchalantAvenger: @InfiniTokens small hands sucks... also, what are table buddies for?
Tiber727: @InfiniTokens More hobbies could use golf caddies.
foopoiuyt: This pull was too many lands, this pull was too few lands, this pull is just right...
Spinballwizard: Ben EVERYONE had a rough go in Bloomburrow Limited, from my experience
lamina5432: I've once played an entire 6 games in a row with a deck of drawing either all or no lands
MegaDosX: Oh no.
MegaDosX: Kathleen said the thing.
Graham_LRR:
we spent basically all day flooding out during the streamer event on Wednesday
Diabore: lands and spells
NonchalantAvenger: no draw
MegaDosX: You don't draw Kathleen
MegaDosX: Too much Commander lmao
XavusGaming: Now Matt didn't draw
LRRbot: Skyward Spider [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Ward {2} / This creature has flying as long as it's modified.
MegaDosX: Did Matt not draw? That's so funny if so
MegaDosX: Or did we just get one guyed
niccus: you'll have to ask his shuffler
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
MegaDosX: Also gotta tap mana to pay for it
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
XavusGaming: Oh I see, Matt drew before Kathleen put her card back, so it looked like he didn't start his turn by drawing. My mistake
InfiniTokens: She's flappin!
LRRbot: Chameleon, Master of Disguise [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Shapeshifter Villain [2/3] | You may have Chameleon enter as a copy of a creature you control, except his name is Chameleon, Master of Disguise. / Mayhem {2}{U}
MegaDosX: The sky goes skraw and the earth goes "holy shit"
Diabore: a 4 mana clone? someone tell serge!
LRRbot: Electro, Assaulting Battery [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Flying / You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, add {R}. / When Electro leaves the battlefield, you may pay {X}. When you do, he deals X damage to target player.
Manitu_25: still don't know how I feel about his name lol
MegaDosX: I've seen people flip out over this guy for Commander
LRRbot: University Campus | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Spider-Man No More [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1. It has defender and loses all other abilities.
LRRbot: Mob Lookout [1{U/B}] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [0/3] | When this creature enters, target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Costume Closet [1W] | Artifact | This artifact enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a modified creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact.
MegaDosX: Matt's deck is cooking
NonchalantAvenger: game 3?
LRRbot: Arachne, Psionic Weaver [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W} / As Arachne enters, look at target opponent's hand, then choose a noncreature card type. / Spells of the chosen type cost {1} more to cast.
LRRbot: Vulture, Scheming Scavenger [5{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Villain [4/6] | Flying / Whenever Vulture attacks, other Villains you control gain flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Prison Break [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Mayhem {3}{B}
NonchalantAvenger: wait it's for BOTH players?! oooops... i cheated on my pre release
MegaDosX: Flying still good in 2025
InfiniTokens: He now has a 100% win rate
Diabore: james jonah turner
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Diabore: @NonchalantAvenger cheating implies intent, without intent its just sparkling mistakes
LRRbot: Villainous Wrath [3BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures they control. Then destroy all creatures.
MegaDosX: But yes Arachne is symmetrical and will affect all players
Diabore: the wrath
pleonasticTautology: i'll let you know when i order the rest of my vivi commander deck
Dog_of_Myth: Looking forward to see you all there
Pharmacistjudge: and I’ll be the head judge
keyforgealchemist: Whale sharks!
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth: @Pharmacistjudge And you do a great job.
CaptainSpam: The clock... FROM HELL!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: no, James has to buy the cereal
Kentosaurus: cereal. not even once.
pleonasticTautology: GARBAGE DAAAAAAAY
NonchalantAvenger: yup
MegaDosX: Yeah Omenpaths comes out next week
CaptainSpam: The night that is very small.
pn55: Ooo nice!
NonchalantAvenger: it comes out on tuesday... so YES it will be live on Wednesday
CaptainSpam: RACE
KaleidoscopeMind: for his 30th anniversary??
pn55: It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
Kentosaurus: just in time for the 30th anniversary
InfiniTokens: "Someone" said it so it has to be true
niccus: top tier soundtrack as usual
InfiniTokens: She brings up a valid point.
pn55: His leggies get tired
MegaDosX: How do you know?
Kentosaurus: not that we know of
CaptainSpam: Play forever!
KaleidoscopeMind: has bolt tried to run a loop de loop?
MegaDosX: Usain Bolt might well be a magic hedgehog, you don't know
rogerivany: He may be just better at hiding it.
ContingentCat: So
ContingentCat: Sonic's 30 years old his knees aren't what they used to be
lamina5432: dang might need to pick those minis up
InfiniTokens: I thought he said "Alleged goddess" at first and thought it was a great name.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
darkcyril: @lamina5432 A friend of mine posted some he painted for a commission and they look doooooope.
pleonasticTautology:
thanks for streaming, y'all i'm gonna go get dinner now
KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Thank you!!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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LoadingReadyRun: has anyone tried to hold Usian Bolt in place while he runs until his legs turn into a blur?
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun It would probably make a rev sound
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