beowuuf: Is hell clock the sequel to it ticks two from talking simulator?
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accountmadeforants: This music's kinda rad, gotta say
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@Xed_Regulus 
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TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: clocks!
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Hell CLOCK, CLOCK! as I have to keep reminding my brain 
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Oh boy, these two?
Sarah_Serinde: Chat when someone says "don't do the thing" it's not funny to do the thing
TXC2: self nicknames are only ok IF they are self deprecating
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RebekahWSD: I can give uhm...eyeballs. I have negative moneys
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TXC2:
define "not broke"
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lamina5432: have morals
electra310: Too funny, no one understands us
TXC2: you placed happness over money
djalternative: you didn't do hot tub streams
kdefinition: You didn't take enough shots the beanbag
TheMyrdin: You should have been horrible, but attractive women
Wolfstrike_NL: Cocaine arc!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If anyone can do it, I believe in you, Adam
TXC2: djalternative we had that one feed dump and that was enough
iris_of_ether: Ben did a CC ol
RebekahWSD: Hot Dump is back???
saucemaster5000: you could do hot pot streams
electra310: Hot tub on the roof, just like the Sims!
iris_of_ether: Cold tub steam once*
IbunWest: We saw how that worked out
DeM0nFiRe:
mordorisbad: Yeah, then youd have to carry the hot tub!
bytecaster: Just have a kickstarter for it
MrSarkhan:
I'd watch that 
TheMyrdin: @saucemaster5000 would they bathe in the pot?
noSmokeFire: inflatable hottubs are pretty easy to set up for a bit
RandomTrivia: That's what a hot tub is!
djalternative: Your Sims had a hot tub on the roof
Nigouki: do you know how much a hot tub full of water weighs? that roof isn't made for that
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kdefinition: Don't do hot tubs on roofs. Water is heavy and roofs have weight limits
TStodden: To be honest, I do miss Feed Dump... and the annual Hottub episode...
TXC2: the sims showed us why Moonbase hot tub was a BAAAAAD idea
MWGNZ: hottubs are heavy, even before you add water
DeM0nFiRe: He's got a sous vide machine right? Put that in a big bowl of water. Instant hot tub
iris_of_ether: The biggest sous vide
A_Dub888: I’m not saying you should use the Patreon money for a hot tub but….
hermonthis: @iris_of_ether lol
accountmadeforants: Make sure to load it up with water before you use a crane to take it up to the roof, it'll be more exciting
niccus: hadesque
RebekahWSD: It's a god mode mechanic for people like me who are bad
noSmokeFire: oh, they borrowed that mechanic from hades 1 yeah
Diabore: looks very DD at a glance aesthetic wise
beowuuf:
@Nigouki nature has a perfect way of solving that problem and putting the hot tub where it can be supported 
Voidhawk42: "a conflict between the First Brazilian Republic and the residents of Canudos in the northeastern state of Bahia.["
bytecaster: I mean, guns are actually quite effective
TXC2: Guns: OP for 600 years and counting
bytecaster: So this is an "El Diablo"-like?
electra310: I assume this is based very loosely on a true story
Furrbahl: 35,000 people died
TheMyrdin:
oh, another twin stick shooter roguelite? I genuinely love those 
noSmokeFire: famously, the anti-christ is all about doing good things for people (to lead them away from christ, who's going to just rapture the place)
hella_qh: If the antichrist took over my body, I would simply not let him over take my body
IbunWest: Wow they're really aping Diablo if they are using that line
accountmadeforants: "Oh dang I was actually aiming for Lebron James. Did you know you have the same birthday?"
OldUncleDan: Well, the Anti-Christ is in my Kitchen yelling at me again. She's a cat... She wants food.
IbunWest: The sanctity of this place has been fouled is burned into my brain from playing Diablo I so much
bytecaster: So, where is the giant skill tree? I need my giant skill tree
TheMyrdin: A lot of similarities to Diablo
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Rhynerd: seems like a split shot?
TheMyrdin: Oooh, but with cards
TehAmelie: ooh, Hell Clock. i misread that at first
IbunWest: The skill layout is very Diablo 3 coded
TheMyrdin: @TehAmelie Hell Rooster?
TehAmelie: something like that
bytecaster: I was considering picking this up, looks pretty fun
accountmadeforants: Two abilities and we're already SYNERGIZING
bytecaster: Adam immediately looking for the dash cancel
OldUncleDan: @TehAmelie Wasn't that a movie staring William De Foe?
TheMyrdin: All your skills is probably tied to your equipment
BrindleBoar: projecties
mordorisbad: Wonder how rare the different rarities actually are? Weve seen two epics now
TheMyrdin: "What if Diablo, but you were forced to be a Sonic character?"
TXC2: "this game sucks" has been called
TheMyrdin: Time: 15 minutes 30
RandomTrivia: Start the clock - measuring time until "This game is great"
OldUncleDan: I am absolutely the same, Mr. Turner.
Greyah: I've been unlearning pot breaking. It's too much effort.
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] Are you a pot breaker?
LRRbot: New quote #9394: "Are you a pot breaker?" —Adam [2025-09-22]
Rhynerd: i wonder how open this timer is to breaking all the pots
TXC2: look at all those potins
TheMerricat: This seems like a lot of loot. I wonder if this is one of those games that has an economy based on US Confederacy dollars.
TehAmelie: someone left their life savings distributed between 50% of all these pots
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TheMyrdin: "This neighborhood has gone downhill since those pot breakers moved in." -A judgy Legend of Zelda NPC
accountmadeforants: Maybe Select?
mordorisbad: Ive played too much path of exile. I didnt even notice the map overlay
TheMerricat: Boss fight. No clock
TheMyrdin: Enemy waves
bytecaster: Wait, this is an ARPG, and I see no big bonks happening?!?
TXC2: yes, once
Rhynerd: i guess it’s for the story event of saving this guy and then fighting this horde?
Mr_Horrible: famous GGST track, "The Hell of the Clock"
realbadatthis_: This POE stream looking a little different
Mr_Horrible: @realbadatthis_ "We're bringing cel-shading to Wraeclast"
Mr_Horrible: "Also the British"
TehAmelie: this really looks similar to Diablo 3 or PoE to the point of confusion, but i'm guessing it has some other stuff going on? aside from the big ominous clock
accountmadeforants:
Maybe the game paused because you had the map open 
accountmadeforants: (Imagine)
TXC2:
Mr_Horrible speaking as the British, it's historically a bad idea to bring us into anything
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 I mean, I could make the implication that that's why the air is red and the dead are walking
TheMyrdin: You GOTTA
Mr_Horrible:
were I less charitable 
Isaac3567: The duration upgrade was for your knife skill, not the dash
TXC2: Mr_Horrible fair point
Manae: duration could be an easy way to say longer without implying "longer and faster so it takes the same amount of time"
TheMyrdin: Knife... longer?
jacqui_lantern234:
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TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
jacqui_lantern234:
yall are loved beyond measure 
TehAmelie: howdy
OldUncleDan: This is certainly a Diablo Clone.
Mr_Horrible: see "More" and "Increased" being distinct terms of art in PoE
Mr_Horrible: so is this one run-based?
TXC2: gotta go fast!
Mr_Horrible: I missed the start but the upgrades feel roguelike to me
mordorisbad: Sanic!
noSmokeFire: RLARPG
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TheMyrdin: @Mr_Horrible Depends on how roguelike the game is. It's really just a guess until we get to see.
electric_claire: Oooh, a James and Mr. ARPG stream.
Mr_Horrible: I've seen Tenkiei (ARPG youtuber among other things) put out some vids for this so I figured it was somewhere in that space
mordorisbad: 90 seconds left until the moon drops!
TheMyrdin: @electric_claire The A in ARPG stands for Adam
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accountmadeforants: Yeah, it's been out since July
bytecaster: We shmoving
Mr_Horrible: yeah, p sure this is launched?
terribleplan: Is this a diablo survivors?
electric_claire: @TheMyrdin And of course the A in Adam stands for ARPG
bytecaster: Honestly, this looks pretty fun
Mr_Horrible: might be an EA joint, I haven't checked the store page
TheMyrdin: @terribleplan No, it's a Diablo Roguelike
Voidhawk42: Oh, you're exploring a tree
accountmadeforants: I just really dig the music
TheMyrdin:
@electric_claire Naturally 
BrindleBoar: Herald skills?
Mr_Horrible:
refunded, angry steam review 
OldUncleDan: Guessing autodeath at zero time.
Voidhawk42: 10 seconds
Voidhawk42: is what he was saying
BrindleBoar: clocked out
TXC2: rounds went to time
TheMyrdin: so the meta currency presumably gives you more time
Mr_Horrible: maybe Hell was the clocks we wound along the way
bytecaster: Someone start a subreddit about this so we can complain about the on-death effects!
TheMerricat: Developer: Rogue Snail Publisher: Mad Mushroom
mordorisbad: This is just ARPG majoras mask!
TXC2: to quixermobrin I think was the town name
TheMyrdin:
@bytecaster there already is one
Mr_Horrible: thinking about it now, both the art and the VA remind me a lot of Weird West
davide873762762: Hi guys
tdfox12: hi all
accountmadeforants: Capital-G Gear? Sol Badguy?
Mr_Horrible: I love Recommended Gun
TXC2: hello davide873762762 and tdfox12 welcome
OldUncleDan: So a Titan Quest-like where you need to speedrun? Probably not for me.
davide873762762: U are amazing
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accountmadeforants: @OldUncleDan The reset doesn't seem like much of a loss condition, more of a "get as much loot as you can before it runs out" thing.
Mr_Horrible: @OldUncleDan I would imagine it gears itself more for streamlining less toward loot explosions and item eval
TXC2: now I wonder if the first run is a longer, "taste of power" run, and these are gonna be shorter now
davide873762762: Hi
Mr_Horrible: also I'd wager you get stuff to extend time as you play, so runs start short and manageable to teach you stuff more rapidly
Undersol: @olduncledan you can turn the timer off if you want to, there are options
bytecaster: Finally, we found the big bonk!
bytecaster: Wait, we are fighting the antichrist just to get some wood?!?
accountmadeforants: To quote that bell angel card from that anime card game Wheeler played: "Ding dong! Ding dong!"
LJ_Alkes: Hello there o7
TheMyrdin: Detective Clock
davide873762762: @Adam Hey, u have nice voice and James have amazing voice is very interesting.
Mr_Horrible: honestly, it looks so far kinda halfway between Hades-type stuff and more traditional ARPG character powe systems
TXC2: hello LJ_Alkes welcome
Mr_Horrible: so there's probably more build depth but less depth in mechanical execution
TheMyrdin: So equipment stays,but trinkets reset?
Mr_Horrible:
the red onions keep falling off my sandwich 
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Nooooo
realbadatthis_: splat scorsh sploot sploosh "Excellent"
TheMyrdin: @Mr_Horrible That's pretty standard for roguelikes/lites isn't it?
TehAmelie: gave em the dakkadakk
Mr_Horrible: @TheMyrdin sorry, I mostly meant in relation to Hades, as a comparison point
accountmadeforants: "Shooting this gun drains my mana, so I have to shoot my gun to recover it" perfect game
realbadatthis_: new Cardkingdom button "Mana is temporary, joy is forever"
Mr_Horrible: 1->222222222222
Metric_Furlong: when it works, it works
Mr_Horrible: now that's gameplay
accountmadeforants: We love scaling
TXC2: full combo = having a machine gun
RatherLargeToad: pew pew
Mr_Horrible: Adam's throne of lies already beginning to crumble
realbadatthis_: Jerry Miculek ass build
Mr_Horrible: because it's a gun
Mr_Horrible: you seen those things?
TXC2: turns out if you just fill the room with lead, you don't have to aim
e_bloc: hell time already? I feel like it comes earlier and earlier every year
Mr_Horrible: the hell clock, smell clock, mach schnell clock
accountmadeforants: Oh would you look at the time, it's HELL O'CLOCK
TXC2: e_bloc it is the Equinox today
Metric_Furlong: statue costs money, level up is free, it looks like
TehAmelie: @TXC2 we've invented the lead storm doctrine centuries before automatic weapons
TXC2: TehAmelie yes, but now one man can do it
Mr_Horrible: seems like the statues give perks for pay the lamppost-looking ones are like specific temp buffs
CaptainSpam: Very juicy kills.
realbadatthis_: @TXC2 Jerry Miculek when you get bored on youtube
LJ_Alkes:
UI artstyle does remind me of Darkest Dungeon a little bit 
Mr_Horrible: suffering a little from the ARPG On Controller syndrome
TXC2: realbadatthis_ (looks it up) oh neat
accountmadeforants: Looks like there was also a reroll
Mr_Horrible: Om would be proud
TriuneSystem:
Hi Adam, HI James, hi chat! 
accountmadeforants: Ah, the real enemy, capitalism
TXC2: hello TriuneSystem welcom
Mr_Horrible: holy moly
Barb4rian: Blasted
TXC2: *welcome
TXC2: we got a bolt gun now
TehAmelie: hey we got some time back
TehAmelie: i think?
GamerCat88: how goes the clock of hell
Mr_Horrible: it might be available starting next run?
TriuneSystem: This character is giving demon hunter in Diablo 3
Barb4rian: Digging the Darkest Dungeon-esqe art style on this
CaptainSpam: Like, seriously, these are VERY juicy kills. Like, this is around Mortal Kombat levels of cartoonish amounts of blood.
e_bloc: how wil I know what's going on without the deep lore
TXC2: Barb4rian same
Mr_Horrible:
Max Knives, famous Trigun antagonist
Rhynerd: so it seems that this took place after the massacre mentikned at the start, we were one of the people killed and now we’re hunting down people responsible for it who have turned into demons?
Mr_Horrible: just pretend you're the first
Mr_Horrible: ergo no disrespect
GamerCat88: blat splat
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: I thought they called you mr. Action RPG
Mr_Horrible: Robert the Robuilder
Metric_Furlong: Adam "Mr. Bob The Builder" Savidan
saucemaster5000: pick a lane
comrade_cards: Adam the architect
Bruceski: "Can we build it? &%#^ yeah brother."
GamerCat88:
how fitting we have 
and Bob the Builder, perfect!
EvilBadman: That's him, WakeUpBuilder, SeaBuilds.
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TheMyrdin: @Rhynerd mhm. The bad guys were rewarded by ascending to demon hood, a form that reflects their wicked souls. We're here to slaughter them and take revenge for the innocent lives lost, including ours. Something like that
LJ_Alkes: Adam the Bob
Rhynerd: adam “bob ‘the architect’ action rpg” savidan
lochnessseammonster: i only ever remember the last thing that was said
TheMyrdin: Adam legally needs to get a bob cut now
lochnessseammonster:
like a good chatter 
TheMyrdin: Adam the Bob, they call him
TXC2: how much renderite do you think Adam the architect uses?
accountmadeforants: These enemies are *not* passing the DPS check
GamerCat88: what if Bob wasn't actually his name, but rather his haircut... and his name was The Builder...
Metric_Furlong: I think the grenade upgrade is something you equip in town
Mr_Horrible: an illusion
Mr_Horrible: maybe check your inventory?
accountmadeforants: I wonder if we're actually equipping all the trinkets we're picking up or if it's just filling empty slots
tdapenguin: Hi folks!. I just got here, what's the premise of the game?
Metric_Furlong: time freezes for bosses and horde fights, by the looks of it
tdapenguin: Roger that
RelwinEJ: It looks like a finger gun
CaptainSpam: With a clock!
Mr_Horrible: @tdapenguin vengeance on demons via isometric roguelike runs
Metric_Furlong: @tdapenguin Brazilian rogue-lite diablo-like, I think
vinewood_og: You know as much as we do
TXC2: hello tdapenguin game is a roguelike RPG set in 19th century Brazil
MWGNZ:
Dog_of_Myth:
GamerCat88: ok streamer
RebekahWSD: woaw
DoodlestheGreat: And a bit of Vampire Survivors.
tdapenguin: Thanks everyone!
TXC2: thems fighting words Adam
Voidhawk42: @tdapenguin Brazil, 1896. the antichrist has attacked a village and stolen many of the people. you have a gun
Mr_Horrible: the bisexuals are gonna crucify him for that one
e_bloc:
TriuneSystem: Roguelike dungeon crawler with a blicky
BrindleBoar: SO brave
saucemaster5000: so bold, revolutionary
LJ_Alkes: so unorthodox of you to say that
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Mr_Horrible: bravery and stupidity are similar impulses
lochnessseammonster: @Mr_Horrible oh damn i missed it! you step away for one minute...
Coloneljesus: why are they not making a good PoE instead?
CaptainSpam: One minute left in the third period...
BrindleBoar: hell roni
Mr_Horrible:
@lochnessseammonster surely someone will clip his shame
GamerCat88: dang those beeg guys pack a wallop
Metric_Furlong:
@Coloneljesus they already did, it was called Diablo 2 
TXC2: time to hack the gibson
Metric_Furlong: you don't keep gold
TriuneSystem: @TXC2 What did Gibb's son do to you?
TXC2:
TriuneSystem he stole my wife
Mr_Horrible: and 625 purple thingies
accountmadeforants: It just let you know you got a low roll, rude
Mr_Horrible: can't wait to roll t10 thorns
GamerCat88: a glock if you will
Mr_Horrible: they both deal with rotation, it's fine
TriuneSystem:
TXC2: guns and clocks are kinda like each other....
TheMyrdin: I thought we all knew that Glock means "gun clock"
Mr_Horrible:
I got ur wood shipment right here 
comrade_cards: These Brazilian Portuguese accents are sounding very eastern European to me
Coloneljesus: bells? is this a silk-like?
Naesiir: When the spread of digital clocks on phones pushes a clock maker over the edge
accountmadeforants: You're my bravest little cowboy
TriuneSystem: @TXC2 Welp, hey does have game
Mr_Horrible: the baddest motherfuckers in the country
Alness49: Hardest battles for our bravest cowboys
niccus: hades but the entire pantheon is jesus
KazCanes: @comrade_cards They northeasterm accent here in Brazil
Metric_Furlong:
@niccus me, when I have to explain christianity to a gamer
LJ_Alkes: that a Cross reference
KazCanes: Its a bit different from the "accent" most people is used to from Brazil
TriuneSystem: Jesus ve Nazis?!?!?!
saucemaster5000: That's a trick boss like rykard you use the spear of destiny
comrade_cards: @kazcanes good to know!
KazCanes: Canudos War is a real war from brazillian history. This game is super cool
Juliamon: Brazil's a big country, makes sense different regions would sound drastically different
GamerCat88: bell confirmed
TriuneSystem: Why does the VO narrator sound like the Faun from Pan's Labyrinth?
TXC2: Brazil top 10 country by land mass right?
Metric_Furlong:
wow, now it's better Hades *and* better Path of Exile
e_bloc: Jesus needs to stop getting crossed up so easily
KazCanes: @TXC2 yeah
Rhynerd: doesn’t brazil also have like the 2nd biggest populations of a lot of different groups?
Lysander_salamander: hope they add a search function to this menu
TriuneSystem: @Metric_Furlong How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
GamerCat88: @e_bloc right he was a carpenter (or the son of one) you wood think he be able to side step the cross up
TehAmelie: i recall Doug Jones learned his lines phonetically to play the Faun but that's probably not what's happening here
TriuneSystem: @GamerCat88 Wood think... I see what you did there
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lochnessseammonster:
GamerCat88:
@TriuneSystem hehe 
realbadatthis_: Doug Jones the goat
itsaysTRUENO: PoE deserves to dethrone Diablo
raulghoulia: Path of what?
CaptainSpam: Pieces o' Eight.
TriuneSystem: Wait, is that Doug Jones narrating?
KazCanes: As a brazillian, the VA for this game is spectacular
BrindleBoar: I think finding the gun again made the tier go up?
TheMerricat: Well chat, I've just spent half the stream cleaning up two shattered pyrex measuring cups out of apartment carpet... so, game good so far?
TXC2: Diablo is the Doom of ARPGs , PoE is Golden Eye
Rhynerd: @themerricat seems so
BrindleBoar: @TheMerricat sounds like a... pywreck
realbadatthis_: @TriuneSystem There was talk about Doug Jones memorizing the phoenetics of the lines because he didn't speak the language
TheMerricat:
@BrindleBoar 
accountmadeforants: Excellent sound/visual design
GamerCat88: live mas
accountmadeforants: That's a snappy fuckin BONG
realbadatthis_: @realbadatthis_ To clarify, for a movie I don't think this game uses his talents
accountmadeforants: Okay yeah that's perfect
TriuneSystem: @realbadatthis_ Yeah, I just thought they brought it up cuz it sounds like the Narrator
TXC2: snappy bong was my nickname in highschool
Metric_Furlong: woe, bell be upon you
xVoxtric: new isometric neat
TriuneSystem: @realbadatthis_ Ah
GamerCat88: @TXC2 nice
niccus: @TriuneSystem all the voice actors involved are brazilian
accountmadeforants: I hope we get upgrades that make the bell BIGGER
GamerCat88: where did you keep your bells...
Brozard: I definitely saw someone playing this the other week, was it on Adam's channel?
Alness49: Nice argument, but *Bell*
noSmokeFire: ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee
LJ_Alkes: I Bellive in that build
EvilBadman: Dongling ye bongle
Rhynerd: the great bell of canudos comes for us all.
Bruceski: If you're watching this on Youtube remember to click that little bell.
accountmadeforants: It drops on whichever enemy God likes least
TXC2: "more like BELL clock am I rite?" he said, so smugly his face imploded
TriuneSystem: Do not ask for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for deez
Voidhawk42: I want this bell to be the size of the screen
Riiiiiiis: Instructions unclear, I clicked the twitch bell 40 times, and nothing happened
iDangero: Big Bell is Best Bell
niccus: bong, rip, and tear
CaptainSpam: BELL'D!!!
realbadatthis_: Gave them both bell-rrels
TriuneSystem: Got that bong rare?!?!
TXC2:
well that's getting added to !advice
Naesiir: damn you can fit so much mana in this bell
TehAmelie: that did a lot of damage to the boss. nice to know the bell isn't just bells and whistles
LJ_Alkes: Knock Knock - whose there? - Bell.
accountmadeforants: That bell just made me wishlist this game
e_bloc: the ability really should be called dead ringer
lamina5432: how many back to the pits would we be at
Flyingdelorion: I think we're gonna need a bigger bell..
LJ_Alkes: LRR send me, Bell please
ArcOfTheConclave: bell please
TriuneSystem: @LJ_Alkes Ding dong... who's there? Door
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Naesiir: Okay this game is doing bell better than PoE 2. I need PoE 2 to drop their bells from the sky like ACME safes too
RatherLargeToad: I don’t recognize this monster, but it’s face rings a bell
accountmadeforants: "Dongle The Bongle"
Juliamon: bell bell bell
noSmokeFire: bell, bell, bell...
CaptainSpam: If it isn't a certain ringing in my ears!
TXC2: bellitchy bellitchy bellitchy
TStodden: I thought it was "Bongle that Dongle".
Rhynerd: lad had a special aura of some sort and just got bell’d instantly
realbadatthis_: you hear that? that is the sound of tinnitus
TheMyrdin: That bell is disgustingly good
GamerCat88: 10/10 bell
LJ_Alkes: your loot Bellong to me
Furrbahl: hark how the BELL
Voidhawk42: !gamegood
TriuneSystem: Rings linga ligma
accountmadeforants: That's why this game is called Bell Clock
TXC2: so this is the rest of the stream
e_bloc: any time the bell is not on-screen, players should be asking where's the bell
Juliamon: tfw no bell
EvilBadman: Yeah at some point you're going to fall on the wrong side of the bell curve
Rhynerd: send codes? nah, send bells.
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LJ_Alkes: UnBellivable
CaptainSpam: Better count how many bells you can cast, and we'd better do it old-school. ONE ringy-dingy... TWO ringy-dingy...
TriuneSystem: I have a fever, and the only cure is this game
GamerCat88: the splat noises are great
e_bloc: I mean that's how I want to go
TehAmelie: they could have called the game Hell's Bells and Buckets of Blood
Dog_of_Myth: You get a bell, everybody gets a bell
TriuneSystem: A Bell-ic if you will
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: For some reason, I feel like getting tacos
Rhynerd: now I gotta wonder if replicas of this bell exist irl. this story is based off of history.
cobthegreat: He shouldn't have gotten so close to the bell
CaptainSpam: Give 'im THE BELLS!
IanAllenBird: lmaooooo
accountmadeforants: "Time's up"
Scrubbodiestobears: i just tuned in and JESUS
GamerCat88: perfect, no notes
TXC2:
fucking EDGE
lochnessseammonster: bonk!
EvilBadman: Or five
Invitare: turns out the optimal build is bell
Voidhawk42: 10/10 boss rush
TriuneSystem: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters It's always time for tacos... think outside the bell
e_bloc: more games should have random mundane items as special attacks
QuantumTwitch: He was clocked out by the bell
gualdhar: boss got his bell rung hard
accountmadeforants: Damn none of these are Bell Relics
TehAmelie: causus beli? this bell
raulghoulia: in my day cruising was going to the mall to pick up women
Flyingdelorion: Boss? Which Boss?
TXC2: that boss WASN'T saved by the bell
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Rhynerd: @scrubbodiestobears funny enough, there is a crucifix on that bell.
CaptainSpam: Hey, didn't you fight that boss before? His face rang a bell.
lightfut: Need more bong
noSmokeFire: drop a bell on him
accountmadeforants: Yesss
QuantumTwitch: bigger bell
TriuneSystem: @raulghoulia What aisle were they on? Asking for a friend
MWGNZ: beeeg bell
TXC2: Bell James?
GamerCat88: bell gets beeg
Dog_of_Myth: Beeeg Bell
accountmadeforants: I think they did make the bell bigger, perfect
TehAmelie: such big bells
Diabore: scuse us bellas
Invitare: plink plink BONG
LJ_Alkes: Date? I hear Wedding Bells already
Greyah: Truly we are bellessed.
Scrubbodiestobears: Belemental
lightfut: Who needs gun when you have Bell
TXC2: "they'll make bigger bells with bigger ringers, and then some day they'll make a bell so big it'll ring them all!"
Bruceski: Bellemental
TheMyrdin: It deals Elebelltal damage
accountmadeforants: bbno$: Bell-Bell No Money
GamerCat88: huzah!
LurkerSpine:
100 hurray we're funny
IanAllenBird: yayy
Dog_of_Myth:
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ArcOfTheConclave: yay
accountmadeforants:
TheMyrdin:
realbadatthis_:
TXC2: it's a chat funny day!
TriuneSystem: What do you get when you mix a swan and a bell? A mid movie heroine
Naesiir: don't worry we'll be back to being unfunny so enough
LJ_Alkes: This is a No Hold Bells Fight
EvilBadman: Or the Taco Bell bong
e_bloc:
464
ArcOfTheConclave: you've survived 1 bell, what about second bell?
TheMyrdin: "Bellemental my dear Watson. I merely have to drop a giant magic bell on the Hound of Baskerville"
accountmadeforants: So, I've been wondering: Are all of these trinkets being auto-equipped, or are we still on the first few we picked up when our slots were empty?
EvilBadman: It will be a sad day if we hit the bell end
lightfut: Who'd say no to dropping bells on fools over and over again
QuantumTwitch: but its not bell
TXC2: who? only a yogurt
TriuneSystem: Call the a cashier, the way these fools are getting rung up
itsaysTRUENO: there's a mod for SF6 that replaces the punish counter sound with the taco bell sound
TheMyrdin: That was SO MUCH FASTER
TheMyrdin: BELLO THERE
lightfut: It's all Bell in the end
TXC2: TheMyrdin General Bellnobi
ghyllnox: Every Single Time
realbadatthis_: Hellclock, more like, more like bell clock
TriuneSystem: Alls bell that ends bell
Brozard: Call him Zack Morris the way that bell ding
e_bloc: only aftter like 15 minutes
accountmadeforants: I'll wait there for a few minutes, or until someone asks me "did you hit the bell yet"?
bytecaster: The sound feels rude
bytecaster: If it was a more polite sound it would be fine
ghyllnox: Oh to like get someone's attention, no, never
BrindleBoar: the bell-st game you've ever played
itsaysTRUENO: "servant! I require service immediately!" *ding-ding*
shendaras:
Hello all 
ArcOfTheConclave: I'll wait a reasonable time before ringing once
Dog_of_Myth:
LavenderCreations: I'll wait for a minute or two, and if I still don't see anyone I'll hit the bell as lightly as I can once only
Scrubbodiestobears: do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee
TXC2: hello shendaras welcome
TriuneSystem: Shout out to the main chats Pavlov
TheMerricat: James missed that we got a BIGGER bell too.
gualdhar: this build is un-BELL-IEVABLE
TXC2: He's the BOAT: the Bellest of all time
TheMyrdin: @TXC2 "Uhm actually my name is Benobi." *A giant bell smashes Obi wan into paste.*
TehAmelie: if they don't want customers to use the bell, they'd be manning the desk
TheMyrdin: BELLieve in yourself Adam!
Antimuffin: I think the countertop bell is a substitute for one of those doorway bells.
TriuneSystem: Chat, I'm so proud of you! You're really coming out of your bell
TheMyrdin:
QuantumTwitch: chest?
itsaysTRUENO: maybe they leave the bell out so annoying customers will identify themselves promptly
shendaras: chest back at the portal in?
TriuneSystem: Everytime they fight and enemy, my dog eats food. Should I be concerned?
hackingducks: this game looks fantastic. it's really giving old school diablo vibes in the best way
TheMyrdin: @TriuneSystem not if you also make him do 1 push up each time
r0x0rm4n: this game looks cool
Naesiir: when does your gun get to shoot tiny bells instead of bullets??
TStodden: Pardon me for not paying attention, but what happens if that timer hits zero? I'm expecting nothing good, I bet...
accountmadeforants: We're the Bell of the Ball
TriuneSystem: @TheMyrdin If they could, it would be a real humdinger
TXC2: TStodden the run ends
Invitare: wouldn't you stop moving is someone dropped a massive bell on your head?
itsaysTRUENO: @TStodden this is a roguelike
TriuneSystem: Board Sorte on the run Adam & James
TriuneSystem: *Boa Sorte
TriuneSystem: Woah, dropping a hard P on stream there character
Mr_Horrible: hydration usually helps
Rhynerd: having briefly read the wiki a couple minutes ago, apparently the counselor you’re searching for died shortly before the massacre, but was exhumed for the purpose of putting his head on a pike post-massacre.
TXC2: Rhynerd ooof
TriuneSystem: @Rhynerd It wasn't a a post, it was clearly a pike-masacre
niccus: your time's running out
Invitare: the 2 o'clock bell rang
raulghoulia: ask not for whom the bell tolls
TriuneSystem: Your time's rung out
TXC2:
3000 bells, time for a break
TriuneSystem: @TXC2 Shout out to the Animal Crossing economy
accountmadeforants: Speak softly and carry a big bell
TXC2: Big Ben Sized bell plushy
TriuneSystem: This stream has more bells than Tom Nook
accountmadeforants: It already seems to extend the clock when you beat a big boss
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TheMyrdin:
Giant bell is our main attack at this point
accountmadeforants: Damn this ghost isn't weak to bullets *or* the plague? This sucks
TriuneSystem: Chat, do you bell-eve in life after rung?
EvilBadman: Seems like this need the R3 targeting from console diablos
CaptainSpam: Last minute of play!
TXC2: aww a cherry?!
CaptainSpam: Time to go all Pink Floyd on the denizens of hell!
Omnipotrevor: the return of "Liberated!"?
realbadatthis_: ding dong fuck your life
Rhynerd: don’t think we’re reaching floor 20 before the clock runs out.
Rhynerd: but 18 is a good new record
Brozard: Can we get 9 bells out? Nonagong?
accountmadeforants: Bell o'clock
Invitare: for whom the bell tolls
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam and James
accountmadeforants:
TXC
saucemaster5000: barber, obviously
CaptainSpam: "So... was he the leader of the cutters, or did he cut heads? Or both?" "Oh, no, you're thinking of the Head-Head-Cutter."
Rhynerd: “he’s actually just in charge of logistics for most of our sharp stuff”
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TriuneSystem: Ii can't believe Adam showed his bells on stream like that
Rhynerd: the great bell was pleased by your use of it.
TheMerricat: So chat, since I was cleaning up broken glass the first half of the stream, I might have missed them going over this but the game is meant to be portraying a real life event - the Canudos Massacre. Where the newly minted Brazilian government sent a series of four expeditions to wipe out a village where a 'problematic' religious leader was based.
TriuneSystem: @TheMerricat That's bell-ieveable
GamerCat88: @TheMerricat Thank you for the lore
bytecaster: Yeah, their website says they are based in Brazil, but entirely remote
TriuneSystem: We belliieve in you Adam & James
TheMyrdin: I think Adam and James should start a metal band and call it Bell's Bells
TheMyrdin: and at the end of their concerts they drop giant bells on the audience
Mr_Horrible: my bell costs... the economy is in ruins
bytecaster: They call him Adam "Two Bells" Savidan
TriuneSystem: @TheMyrdin It could be a rungaway success
TriuneSystem: @bytecaster Especially after he showed his bells in game
Mr_Horrible: at last, we evolve into a 1-button build
TheMyrdin: "Is that two giant bells in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Rhynerd: i got distracted, did they just kill the merchant again?
TriuneSystem: @TheMyrdin Ringer ringer, chicken dinger
accountmadeforants: "Help me budget this. Bullets 1% mana, Slow Time 2% mana, Bell 50% mana, Dash 3% mana. My village is dying."
bytecaster: @Rhynerd We went "Ding dong" and the boss was dead
Rhynerd: how many bells did it take?
Rhynerd: i remember last time he died from 6
gualdhar: yes
CaptainSpam: Yep, in Philly.
Mr_Horrible: we call it the Shmiberty Bell these days
accountmadeforants: Philabellphia
TriuneSystem: @Rhynerd Enough...
saucemaster5000: It's the cheesesteak bell
gualdhar: if you ever heard it, it sounds like shit
CaptainSpam: Well, it IS cracked.
gualdhar: it's tinny as fuck
RebekahWSD: Bell is boring, but every kid nearby has to see it. So I did.
lamina5432: I need to get a cheessteak haven't had one this month
goombalax: but its not all its cracked up to be
TehAmelie: fun trivia, the Liberty bell was made in the same foundry as Big Ben
gualdhar: @goombalax you have been banned from Philadelphia
Mr_Horrible: @CaptainSpam getting the Youths really interested in history by saying "the Liberty Bell is cracked"
TriuneSystem: I was walking on a fence as a kid and fell... cracked my bells
GapFiller: is James quiet relative to Adam for anyone else
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie that is actually interesting, I was unaware
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun according to the wiki, Plague is the 'elemental' type that it's doing. I'm not seeing anything that suggests it has an extra effect other than things with resistance need plague resistance to resist it.
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TriuneSystem: She AOE on my bell... or whatever the kids say these days
accountmadeforants: Ah, yup, you just got 90 seconds from killing that boss
TriuneSystem: @TheMerricat Bell-emental... please
TheMerricat:
@TriuneSystem
Mr_Horrible: when a unique drops out of a random white mob
bytecaster: We are on the clock here, James, not time for statues!
TehAmelie: i guess all you have to do is beat every level in 90 seconds or less
bytecaster: But does attack speed help with bell?
TriuneSystem: We Bell-ieve in you gamer
accountmadeforants:
I don't think attack speed helps our bell 
Mr_Horrible: what's bad for the bell is bad for the... bander?
TriuneSystem: Its bad for Bell-sness
bytecaster: One bell is all it takes often though
accountmadeforants: Yeah, that relic might need some upgrades before the mana cost increase becomes worth it
Rhynerd: i do remember those big bugs taking 2 bells in the previous rub
bytecaster: I think I might get this. This looks like a lot of fun
TriuneSystem: @bytecaster Here's hoping Adam doesnt rung out of time
bytecaster: Can you bell-ieve it, dodging our bells?
niccus: dropped steel pipe
accountmadeforants: "Back to the pit"
iDangero: Back to the Pit
Wolfstrike_NL: Not: Back to the pit?
LordZarano:
GapFiller:
!?
accountmadeforants: Needs more cowbell
lamina5432: elfen leid opening is bell noises to me
Mr_Horrible: honestly just the taco bell tone probably works
Rhynerd: can we also add the “ding-dong” and “bing-bongs” from shadowverse?
raulghoulia: a Jay and Silent Boob Strike Back refrence in the year of our lord 2025
Mr_Horrible: especially since it's getting more and more expensive
gualdhar: would a gong show gong suffice?
Mr_Horrible:
TheMyrdin:
"Making my best attack cost too much is bad" 
Mr_Horrible: "Bing Bong, fuck ya life!"
bytecaster: We do need a lot of mana to sustain our belling
TriuneSystem: Don't bell yourself short Adam. Yes you rung out of mana quickly, but we're still hear for you
TheMyrdin: "I drop that bell and my haters are gong"
TehAmelie: two bells' back on the menu!
Mr_Horrible: the indignation of build-and-spend gameplay
TriuneSystem: @TheMyrdin Bell played...
bytecaster: That is an ARPG name
Scrubbodiestobears: it's no "Stinkstink the unclean"
Mr_Horrible: perhaps it's the giant bell landing on them
Mr_Horrible:
TheMyrdin: @TriuneSystem I'm happy that one resonated with you
TriuneSystem: Chat, I'm a big fan of the main character in this... what's their name? Bellamy?
Mr_Horrible: might be like a Death Must De sitch
Mr_Horrible: oh, hmm
TheMerricat: You slaughtered that loot goblin
lamina5432: we rich
accountmadeforants: Bell'd onto it
Mr_Horrible: that decimal is veeeeeeery small
bytecaster: Bells pay the bills
TriuneSystem: @TheMyrdin That joke was cracked like liberty
Rhynerd: oh less that four minutes and we’re only on the 13th floor?
TheMyrdin:
wow we have 1 million 257k gold 
TriuneSystem: @TheMyrdin Bell yeah dawg!
TheMyrdin:
Bell yeah!
bytecaster: How dare that boss resist our bell
Naesiir: damn this boss seems quite resistant to bell based damage
TriuneSystem: @bytecaster Our tune didn't ring any bells. Maybe if we rung a few bars
TheMyrdin: wait so it costs life?
Invitare: greed mode
TheMerricat: does that mean it hurts you when you cast it?
accountmadeforants: Wait that stacks with the mana increase relic
Mr_Horrible: now we can get squashed by our bell, too
Rhynerd: for a moment I thought that “silver bullets” said “silver bellets”
TriuneSystem: Adam is ringing up the mobs like groceries
accountmadeforants: Ooh, that one counted as a big boss, too. Another 90 seconds back
Mr_Horrible: ah, plague resist
bytecaster: Plague resistant
Mr_Horrible: we've met our match
CaptainSpam: I can appreciate how the clock mechanic means you have to have a different strategy than "farm ALL the XP and ALL the loot".
TriuneSystem: I love how the bell really makes the enemy change their tune
Mr_Horrible: but are they "Getting hit in the head with a giant bell" resistant, though?
Mr_Horrible: they all post about "passing" all day
accountmadeforants: You can't be resistant to a Big Bell, that's gong too far
Rhynerd: all these bells are gonna put a toll on my mind for a bit
EvilBadman: You're El Kabong
Mr_Horrible: something tells me it's not gonna stop being funny before the end of the stream
TriuneSystem: Are puns are just tolling LUl
TheMyrdin: It invokes the ACME anvil from Looney Tunes
bytecaster: Who knew that bells and ARPGs go this well together
accountmadeforants: When are they gonna put a big bell in PoE brother
TheMyrdin: it's also so sudden
comrade_cards: Bell attack is legit one of the funniest things I've seen on a game like this
TehAmelie: 10.22K, such a reasonable way to write 10,220
bytecaster: @accountmadeforants PoE2 has a big bell
bytecaster: Works a little different though
iamthemidboss: It looks a lot hotter than 17 fahrenheit there
adamshandy: as does D3
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Mr_Horrible: might be like Last Epoch
Mr_Horrible: damage mit threshold
accountmadeforants: @bytecaster Then it doesn't count >:(
TriuneSystem: @bytecaster So did the monk in D3
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants honestly the PoE2 bell *should* have impact damage, for the laughs
TriuneSystem: @Astramentha Bellemental... its right there
Mr_Horrible: I mean, timer's frozen, at least
TriuneSystem: Any fans of AC/DC's "big bells" in chat?
Rhynerd: the wraith seems to be attuned to your ringing.
Crashzxs: The short-hand punctuation is hard to read.
accountmadeforants: You got time from the big bug, but yeah, not here
Rhynerd: ah, 18th floor and 2.5 minutes!
Rhynerd: if we’re quick we might land floor 20 this run
WokenClick: Hi folks, looks like this is a not-diablo-type?
Mr_Horrible: counterpoint, do it anyway because funny
TriuneSystem: "It dies to bell" is my other MTG response
bytecaster: Our bell is VERY precise, you see
Rhynerd: @wokenclick with some roguelite elements and a basis around a historical event referred to on wikipedia as the War of Canudos
TriuneSystem: @WokenClick Are we joining the phrase D3-like?
accountmadeforants: The last ones were 7 and 14, so you might need to get to 21
SquareDotCube: gotta keep up with ding dong dead
TriuneSystem: @SquareDotCube Ring out your dead...
WokenClick: @Rhynerd Well that's gonna lead me down a rabbit hole, thanks!
Voidhawk42: BTW, from the wiki entry, the commander's name was "Cutthroat"
Voidhawk42: So it might be a translation error
TheMyrdin: He's turned into a foul demon
itsaysTRUENO: i read the wikipedia page on the source material so im an expert now
Mr_Horrible: he also goes to macramé group on weekends
TriuneSystem: Is the bell strat long-gong?
WokenClick: wow for how quick they were taking down mobs, this dude is not taking a lot of damage
Invitare: just press bell
TheMyrdin: @TriuneSystem Yeah, it doesn't resonate with this boss at all. They gotta hammer him the regular way
Wolfstrike_NL:
So, the last hour, James plays right 
?
niccus: well, bells are strong against heads, but this guy removes heads
itsaysTRUENO: we don't like YOUR kind here, Witcher. Prepare to kill me in one hit.
TriuneSystem:
@TheMyrdin
Rhynerd: was the head cutter stuck on his own add-spawner?
TheMyrdin: "man these bosses are so easy" *next boss has 1 mmillion HP and summons adds
TriuneSystem: Where did we go rung?
TehAmelie: stopped time within the stopped time, etc
TheMyrdin: The boss is a human-taur
Voidhawk42: Somekind of poise break
TehAmelie: well, the boss may have fifty thousand million HP but we apparently have infinite
accountmadeforants: Little known fact, every Londoner has the ability to summon Big Ben's bells
TriuneSystem: @accountmadeforants Big who? It doesn't ring any bells
Rhynerd: nice!
TheMyrdin: @accountmadeforants Most of them just don't bother to cultivate enough mana to be able to summon it
TehAmelie: congrats!
KeytarCat: @TheMyrdin Solar powered
itsaysTRUENO: next, to apprehend and execute god himself
TheMyrdin: Big Ben now renamed to BIG BELL
TriuneSystem: Shout out to Desertbus years ago... 1 mil for bell
saucemaster5000: peeks in door "gimme back my socks you goat bastard!"
bytecaster: I'm eating right now
comrade_cards: The architect likes his build
accountmadeforants: I want to see what the new skills are, how are they gonna top Big Fucking Bell
SquareDotCube: shoulda ordered Brazilian
accountmadeforants: Judging your ass
TheMyrdin: Has LRR tried a game called West of Dead?
KeytarCat: I thought Adam was showing off PoE for James, ngl
Voidhawk42: Damn, didn't know catholics did lightning damage
accountmadeforants: Okay yeah ring the bell and summon an army of ghosts, then lasso their ass, sounds great
SquareDotCube: time to vaquero up
TriuneSystem: @accountmadeforants Its hard to bell-ieve anything can beat it
TehAmelie: remember when we could go for like five, six bells in a row?
TehAmelie: ah, the stamina of youth
TriuneSystem: @TehAmelie Good times... we were so young then
CaptainSpam: Do we need to go on an ad break before Twitch gets very angry with us?
Rhynerd: the big mana bells did seem like they hurt a bunch more, but dropping 6 bells on a lad in a second was great.
Voidhawk42: Still both Elemental
accountmadeforants: @Rhynerd Yeah but it's only 28% more damage for 50% more mana. We could be summoning three bells instead of two bells for that kinda mana.
TriuneSystem: @Voidhawk42 Bell-emntal... please
TheMyrdin: You miss 5 times and run out of HP
TriuneSystem: This run is bell erasure... we won't stand for it
Rhynerd: @accountmadeforants ah, I did not see that math. Sounds like mass bells are better overall.
itsaysTRUENO: shout out to the game artists for designing square ability icons that don't look exactly like every other game with square icons
accountmadeforants: @Rhynerd Yeah, I think the point of that relic is that you upgrade it until the damage outscales the mana cost.
niccus: i guess they can get away with revive cooldown since time is finite
Dog_of_Myth: As a wise man once said, more cowbells
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TriuneSystem: @Dog_of_Myth Only way to cure fever
catcard: good evening everyone!!!!
GapFiller: its not dogshit build its challenge mode!
Muddy_Thunder: Whoa, this is new. What is Send Codes?
raulghoulia: and don't call me Shirley
Rhynerd: that’s why they call him Adam “The Archivist” Savidan.
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Naesiir: oh yeah that was a good build for killing bosses and PCs
GapFiller: RODEO RAID!!!
TriuneSystem: @Muddy_Thunder A new series where they play games the got codes sent for
catcard: hi raiders!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Rhynerd: @muddy_thunder LRR plays a game they were given a code for by the devs.
Metric_Furlong:
builds are basically just a custom difficulty mode anyway, so Adam's choices just means he's a hard mode player
TriuneSystem: A raid from Benny wheels!?!?!?!
Muddy_Thunder: @Rhynerd Oh, that's cool! Thanks!
Rhynerd: today Adam and James are the players and the game is Hell Clock, an action rpg with some roguelite elements based around a period of time referred to as the War of Canudos.
Rhynerd: specifically the end of it, which is referred to as the massacre of Canudos
Voidhawk42: I think lasso goes well with bell, cause it pulls them all into one place
Wolfstrike_NL: Lasso + Bell might work
TriuneSystem: @Voidhawk42 Everything goes well with bell...
TriuneSystem: I miss bell
Kaaosa: adam have you tried a build where you get to equip 3 whips
FauksStarling: The possi-bell-ities
Naesiir: disregard all the warriors with maces
shendaras: Who doesn't like slams?
accountmadeforants: It's Bell's Hell now, the demons just live there
Scrubbodiestobears: VFoS says hi
TriuneSystem: This is an inferior BELLd
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Every time I hear "The Architect" I just think of the later Matrix movies
TehAmelie: what if we never get back to the bell? if we have seen the bell end?
TehAmelie: *runs away*
Dog_of_Myth:
TriuneSystem: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Vis-a-vis the quid-pro-quo
Scrubbodiestobears: this area definitely looks cold
7gorobei: there was shrinkage, Shrinkage! /costanza
Dog_of_Myth: *stares*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 2 hours later
Naesiir:
KeytarCat: no longer totes butt
raulghoulia: Adam doesn't cook, Adam bakes
Rhynerd: i think it’s more baking slower?
raulghoulia: baking takes longer
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Baking is science
Camail: baking is a build guide
GamerCat88: but baking has cake
accountmadeforants:
Bakers just look up meta builds 
niccus: are you baking or just getting baked
Metric_Furlong:
yeah it's rude of the enemies to try and fight you, honestly. don't know what the devs were thing with that one
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Voidhawk42: Cooking and baking overlap, but definitely have some different skillsets. You can invent in bakery, it just needs much more precise variations
KeytarCat: Baking takes a while and physically changes into something better through the process while you aren't looking at it
Metric_Furlong: *thinking
CaptainSpam: Yee-haw, clockmaker.
TehAmelie:
it amazes me to know that gif of Gordon Ramsey going "finally, some good 
food" is a reaction to a velvet cake
Rhynerd: ah, named enemy in the horde
Rhynerd: that might explain why they bit your leg off so easily
shendaras: If only you could have evaded it
SeaDiegoFC: Just simply don't get hit
accountmadeforants: You heard the man, Bell's not the Be'll End'll
Voidhawk42: Rosary is AOE as well I think? Lasso definitely wants somekind of aoe, maybe a dot, to pair with
LordZarano: Look, architects don't have to design things that work, that's what structural engineers are for
Rhynerd: yeah.
Dog_of_Myth: go birbs
Voidhawk42:
Ok, whoever designed that bit gets props
itsaysTRUENO: desert buzzards and beetles in act 2... we're home...
Rhynerd: this is a lot of enemies
7gorobei: suns getting low
SeaDiegoFC: If no one else got me, I know lasso got me
niccus: clear speed iffy, real constipated build
KeytarCat: would that the lasso could bleed
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Scrubbodiestobears: we hammerdin now
Mr_Horrible: "Rattle 'em!"
TriuneSystem: How does one bleed from a lasso? Ripe burn?
TriuneSystem: This never would've happened if we had bell
Mr_Horrible:
yes... YES... 
GamerCat88: do the boys rage that would be epic
comrade_cards: Uh oh, minions!
accountmadeforants: If this was a *truly* good game the boys would use your skills and you could give them all a Bell.
TriuneSystem: RIP
niccus: diablo 2 would be better if your skeletons had guns
ghizmou: this truly is poe2
TriuneSystem: o7 non-bell run
Metric_Furlong: got too distracted by the boys
TriuneSystem: Guess we go back to bell
Coloneljesus: good run
Rhynerd: glass cannon build here I guess?
Voidhawk42: Did the catholics shoot you?
Dog_of_Myth: Don't give up the ghosts yet chat
7gorobei: good ole dependabell bell
comrade_cards: Ghosts: gggn
TriuneSystem: Have you tried bell-ieving in yourself Adam?
GamerCat88: These ghosts are baptized
whitefirecomix: They have a lot of bells
Naesiir: it's all the guilt
niccus: the ghosts start typing ??? in chat
Rhynerd: oh yeah one hit took 50% of your hp
TriuneSystem: These are godless, bell-less lands
Scrubbodiestobears: did your old relics have a bunch of resists you lost?
Rhynerd: the ghost build seems to be a glass firing line.
TriuneSystem: Either you die the bell ringer, or live long enough to get your bell rung
GamerCat88: catholic guard similar to color guard in marching bad but with guns
BusTed: hell yeah let's go catholics
Naesiir: yes this will be the gateway into PoE minion builds. good
e_bloc: catholics: remarkably good at fucking things up
KeytarCat: Holy relics? So you're throwing saint's balls at people??
Voidhawk42: "Send in... the Mexican Inquisition!" "They expected us! They expected all of us!"
accountmadeforants: The Physical Damage, The Soul and the Spirit
gualdhar: Minions hate you too Adam
BusTed: what if they were shaped like religious zealots
Dog_of_Myth:
TriuneSystem: So you're saying bell is more interactive
GamerCat88: nuns with guns
SeaDiegoFC: Is there a PoE bell?
Morrigan9: no one expects the catholic gun summon
Mr_Horrible: this does not banala the beedo
e_bloc: years of sunday school didn't teach you to ignore a little catholic help
GGsLive: I like the pew pew of this game
Naesiir: I get it. The skeletons and zombies are an abomination against the lord, so you need the catholic guard instead
TriuneSystem: @SeaDiegoFC More like a D3 monk bell
niccus: off-meta catholics
iconicshadow89: there was a relic that auto fires rosary when you move
Naesiir: Okay what if we baptize the skeletons in PoE??
Buxx345: dps - dirges per second
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Every roguelike arpg needs a skill where something circles around you
TriuneSystem: The Catholics are non-bell-ievers
e_bloc: catholic priorities are all out of whack
Scrubbodiestobears: @Naesiir you don't baptize your skeletons??
comrade_cards: Professor X: "to me, my Catholics!"
Dog_of_Myth: Just watch out for that Luther debuff.
GamerCat88: do the catholic guards have a theme song
BusTed:
TriuneSystem: @Scrubbodiestobears Nah, we send them to the bone zone
Dog_of_Myth:
TriuneSystem: @GamerCat88 It's "hark hear the bells"
Scrubbodiestobears: it's only 25 bucks!
GamerCat88: @TriuneSystem belltastic!
e_bloc: only 20 USD, not bad
jadielady: I was just watching someone play Diablo III so clicking over and seeing this made my brain go "Wait..."
The_Ninjurai: No Catholic guilt about these jokes
e_bloc: very positive reviews as well
SeaDiegoFC: The Catholic Blender
TriuneSystem: @The_Ninjurai The bell-asphomy
comrade_cards: "what the Catholics are working on" "is it a gun?" "It's a gun!"
GamerCat88: have faith in ur catholic
Dalrint: Paying the canada tax seems worth it to not be down here in the states...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just need a relic that turns the Catholics into vampires
Rhynerd: strong in faith but weak in body
Rhynerd: but that’s why you use swarm tactics
TriuneSystem: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Or into bells
GamerCat88: the catholic build will def go meta
Dog_of_Myth: Well, they do have god and anime on their side
vinewood_og: Heard the rapture was tomorrow. This certainly seems like A cause.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @vinewood_og We need our yearly end of the world.
7gorobei: the catholics attack in mass
Voidhawk42: Should recommend this game to Serge I think. Definitely fits his rogue-like interests
e_bloc: yeah in-universe, catholicism is OP
BusTed:
@7gorobei 
Metric_Furlong: @7gorobei boo!
Metric_Furlong: boo
TriuneSystem: @7gorobei Boooooo
definenull: so this is the church's response to hades 2 huh
CaptainSpam: booooo
Dog_of_Myth: @7gorobei Well played
7gorobei:
gualdhar: haven't we Catholics done enough damage already?
e_bloc: they're American missionaries, I guess
Voidhawk42: "Why do the Catholics have guns" - a history of Latin America
TriuneSystem: We went from the village bell ringer to the town friar
KeytarCat: "Why do the Catholics have guns" is something I ask myself every day
ghyllnox:
@7gorobei
LoLCuppycakes: because your response to a guy chasing you with a gun would probably be "Oh God!!"
GGsLive: I can't believe you didn't laugh at my Pew pun
DrLigmaPhD: I just arrived, why is Adam describing The Troubles?
Jensling:
"Why do the Catholics have guns?" What Redcoats asked during the Troubles 
DrLigmaPhD: @Jensling Same brain!
Jensling: *Black and Tans, not Redcoats
BusTed: look at that smarmy face
definenull: KKona ?
CaptainSpam: He seems a cheerful fellow.
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GGsLive: kill the confederate general
comrade_cards: We're dude's titties hanging out in that pre video?
BusTed: we're doing it
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants:
Naesiir: ah the bell calls the catholics
TehAmelie: the bells are back in town
Rhynerd: bell and catholic build incoming?
niccus: so that's where you find catholics
DrLigmaPhD: You think Catholics do too much now? You haven't even reached Sacrament Level 7
Voidhawk42: The catholics yearn for the Bell
TriuneSystem: See?!?! We Bell-ieve hard enough and we can beat Catholics
gualdhar: no one expects the Catholic Guards!
lamina5432: no more bell?
TriuneSystem: Ok, thats literally just a loot goblin from D3... what are we doing
Rhynerd: 5 minutes left in this run (not counting boss fights) so we do have time for a bell+catholic build before the stream’s rung out.
7gorobei: need more cowbell
Voidhawk42: Daredevil's true superpower: catholic guilt
DrLigmaPhD: Wherever you're going, walk with The Lord I guess
Rhynerd: 4 minutes. ow
GasCityGaming:
latest PoE2 update was pretty big eh?
TriuneSystem: @Rhynerd Bell done... good bit
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You know what this game needs? Cows. So then we can get the cow-bell meta
definenull: number go up make brain feel good
e_bloc: its an auto-scroller build
TriuneSystem: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters True
Red_Dead_Monkey: THINK!!
realbadatthis_: Nobody suspects the Spanish Win-quisition
niccus: imagine thinking
SeaDiegoFC: Number go up
TriuneSystem: Fighting games have waaay less bell
Rhynerd: i wonder if each act is 21 floors long or if this one will be longer
Mr_Horrible: yeah but then you'd get mixed and say "This is dogshit I wish I was grinding maps"
GGsLive: but fighting games numbers only go down
Mr_Horrible: grass, greener, etc etc
e_bloc: or learning calculus
Rhynerd: was tamarindo the coward colonel who ran off?
CaptainSpam: He was the coward you just fought as a boss.
TriuneSystem: I think you mean tama-ring-do Adam
Voidhawk42: And Bell-Catholics
KeytarCat: Catholic bell rosary!!
BusTed: the smarmy faced man
Rhynerd: @triunesystem like that coward has the bells to earn such a name.
TriuneSystem:
@Rhynerd
TriuneSystem: You see the size of the bells on these Catholics?!?!?!
DrLigmaPhD: Historically we're actually at a low point of Catholics shooting people
niccus: catholic crit is how you end up with protestants
TriuneSystem: Bell-ic slots Adam, please...
Rhynerd: oh, we got an extra buddy!
CaptainSpam: Hey, you have a friend.
GasCityGaming:
any RF enjoyers in chat?
Voidhawk42: He's come to stop the coward running, so you can get the key
Rhynerd: the guy we buy gear from joined us in battle!
KeytarCat: I think Friend is here to steal the key from the midboss
DrLigmaPhD: Man is a walking catechism cataclysm
TriuneSystem: We should have had this bell'd all a-gong
7gorobei: are we the blender now?
Scrubbodiestobears: we went from hammerdin to righteous fire
TriuneSystem: @7gorobei More like bell-ender
CaptainSpam: Just get all your ghost friends and your one alive friend to do all the shooting for you.
HadesLeprechaun: that's what happens when you get a good run in a Vampire Survivors-like!
TriuneSystem: A bellion years?
CaptainSpam: Welp.
TriuneSystem: o7 bell ringers
KeytarCat: No shield and two dogs
Voidhawk42: Do we know why that happens yet? It felt like satan just went "you dead now"
lamina5432: not enough feedback on taking damage?
lamina5432: if you have a movement skill does it work too?
TriuneSystem: Do you have to go pick up your corpse, or is it long gong?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:07 from now).
SeaDiegoFC: Can't stop won't stop
GapFiller: oooh Jackbox
Dog_of_Myth: Holy blender
Dog_of_Myth:
TriuneSystem: Holy religious bellender batman!
Scrubbodiestobears: more orbs? it's morbin time?
7gorobei: our orbs shall blot out the sun
TriuneSystem: @7gorobei Then we shall fight in the shade... off a big fuck off bell
SeaDiegoFC: Is this the rapture TikTok was telling me about?
Voidhawk42: Catholicism OP nerf please
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: happening Tuesday, according to a bevy of freaks and losers
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Voidhawk42 People have tried.
gualdhar: I asked people to donate to my "survive being left behind" fund, no takers so far
Dog_of_Myth: Nooooo
BusTed:
Scrubbodiestobears: heart attack
BusTed: ggs
TriuneSystem: @Mr_Horrible Repent, the ringdom of belldom is nigh
e_bloc: act of god
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I think it's just that these mobs have ludicrous power, but low health.
xVoxtric: good stream
Voidhawk42: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I heard this guy Luther submitted a big bug report
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: other than the random death.
Omnipotrevor: Foxdie
CaptainSpam: Looks like a fun game, yeah.
TriuneSystem: Abandon all hope, the ringdom of bell is at hand
Dog_of_Myth:
GamerCat88: its the bell effect
TriuneSystem: Thanks for the content gamers
GamerCat88: ggs
TriuneSystem: Bell
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads
xVoxtric:
nevyn666: i cant stand us either
Mr_Horrible:
game looked cool 
CaptainSpam: Ooo, the 8-stack.
saucemaster5000: get the fruit milk
Omnipotrevor: This'll be the first one I get to watch, becuase I'm on vacation so I won't be at work for good mornin
TriuneSystem: Adam... you forgot to tell them to ring the bell on YouTube... it was right there
GamerCat88: jumbo fruit loop snack are amazing
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TriuneSystem: They put sonic in the Miku racing game? Let's go
v_nome: Cool!
shendaras:
BusTed: woo!
shendaras: Nooo
GapFiller: Otaku Jeff!!!
calculated_uncertainties: Lies, we need more Otaku Jeff!
TriuneSystem: Why is there no bell based rhythm game?
vinewood_og: Tambourine hero
KeytarCat: I'd say that land can't be evil, but I don't know the Tolkien cosmology well enough to say for sure
TriuneSystem: @vinewood_og That is bell's flat cousin
TriuneSystem: Hail bell!!!
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432: gnight
SmithKurosaki: o7
shendaras:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
JessieImproved: but not too long, be back for Jackbox
BrindleBoar:
Adam "no longer humoring parasociality" Savidan
calculated_uncertainties: food break time!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm going to stay right here for the entire hour
ghyllnox: Thanks I will!
TriuneSystem:
Don't go anywhere chat, LRR will be-ll right back with crossing the streams...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm assuming they won't be playing an advanced copy of the new Jackbox since it wasn't mentioned
GapFiller: Jackbox IS whats scheduled
accountmadeforants: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Not go-ng anywhere, are you?
GapFiller: whether its the neu one is obv another matter entirely
TriuneSystem: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I'd assume its gonna be the classic fan fav games
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (47m from now).
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm afraid we don't have an early copy of Jackbox 11, so we'll have to make due with our typical assortment of games. JB11 comes out next month, though!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I look forward to it. Some real bangers in the set.
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