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KaleidoscopeMind: specifically nelly
Diabore: is it exact? i thought it was a random amount
gualdhar: the subs are multiplying! where are the doms when we need them?
GhostValv: Neat
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Spinballwizard: Should make a button say "Something Funny"
NotCainNorAbel: button pit, like a ball pit?
GhostValv: I love troughs
Mindfire13: "Something Funny" better be in the next batch of buttons
Juliamon: Oooooh
bytecaster: Any famous shields on sleeves?
lamina5432: neat
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Spinballwizard: Ironically, my immune system has also prevented me from paper drafting tonight.
bytecaster: I assume, you ask?
KeytarCat: Oh yeah, these were the ComicCon freebies
Spades_Slicc: You probably get your hands on them by grabbing
Diabore: can it be monocolour?
BrowneePointz:
There are availability issues cuz folks are nabbing them to sell the big card 
bytecaster: Oh, we are doing science!
Spades_Slicc: Can you get the same deck twice?
kynelwynn: The Ravnican order
GhostValv:
lamina5432: black
ChillyCru: green
Mindfire13: Red
KaleidoscopeMind: i live purple
engineerbudy: moonbase i cant here youuuu!
Voidhawk42: Throw up a poll in chat!
Mai_Andra: Golgari
BrowneePointz: the welcome deck Peter is Busted so maybe white
Mai_Andra: Paul still committed to "5-Color Good Stuff"
PhorrestGaze: good stream, goodnight!
bytecaster: And you also already know how to play magic, presumably
Mai_Andra: Foundation starter box was like that
Mai_Andra: We're the first game was in a scripted order
BrowneePointz: for Cameron and the Trek nerds, I hope the Star Trek Set has a Tom Paris card with Threshold
nevyn666: LRR sleeves are the best sleeves.
Spades_Slicc: 1 free Mulligan then it's $5 per
BrowneePointz: yes there’s unique cards
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Williams4jesus: @BrowneePointz There's going to be a star trek set?
BrowneePointz: yep Graham worked on it @williams4jesus
TheWooglie: wrong one James
LRRbot: Alchemax Slayer-Bots [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
BrowneePointz: just announced earlier today at Atlanta @williams4jesus
Kentosaurus: @BrowneePointz My dream is a Tuvix card with meld mechanic
LoadingReadyRun:
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TheWooglie: the wrong health is being reduced
BrowneePointz: @kentosaurus Saw in Half with Tuvix on the art
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
Kentosaurus: @BrowneePointz lol that's also good
bytecaster: Thwip has been called
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Peter Parker [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
e_bloc: the cards need to understand they suck
bytecaster: That is a big pridemate
Williams4jesus: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #6180: "Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat." —Adam [2019-06-29]
bytecaster: I feel like it is better on a two drop
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Spades_Slicc: Nice Pridemate! however karakas
KeytarCat: @bytecaster More like Ajani Primate!
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like karakas wasn't a big consideration for the Welcome decks
bytecaster: It's that menace, spiderman again
LRRbot: Lyla, Holographic Assistant [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
hd_dabnado: spiderman had a cortana?
LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Spades_Slicc: Lyla's with spidey 2099 right?
bytecaster: @hd_dabnado It's sometimes a feature of the iron spider suit.
Mindfire13: Holograms being creature type illusion makes a surprising amount of sense
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Web-Slinger [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W}
LoadingReadyRun: Lyla is from spider-man 2099, yes
niccus: there are so many spider men
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
TheWooglie: I don't think Cam took damage
Spades_Slicc: Wait, Spiderman 2099 has a 22nd century hologram assistant? make that math make sense
e_bloc: the man has children
Mai_Andra: What did Azir do?
BrowneePointz: Also I am calling it right now, knowing James’ luck he’s going to participate in every Marvel Super-Heroes thing they do next year and never open an Ironman
bytecaster: Was your teenage bedroom full of dice, Nelly?
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BrowneePointz: you were saying Nelly?
LSRubin: shuffle, then split them in half, you both play Dimir decks
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
KeytarCat: Professional, so you know when you bus up
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
BrowneePointz: Nelly was saying something about the Spoder set before he cut himself off?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm freeing so much space in my gmail
bytecaster: @DigitalSeahorse Nice!
DigitalSeahorse:
so much space for more spam
LRRbot: Symbiote Spawn [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Villain [3/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Williams4jesus: The internet is coming for you could be a theme for 2025.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
freshmaker__: omg Symbiote Spawn is Scream! Neat
BrowneePointz: speaking of the Black deck they just announced Tombstone’s actor for Live Action and it’s perfect
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
LRRbot: Spider-Man 2099, Miguel O'Hara [4U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | When Spider-Man 2099 enters, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
underhill33:
Spades_Slicc: I am looking
nevyn666: this is how the Cones of Dunshire gets made
bytecaster: I'm with Cam here, this is important
ArdCollider: so you're saying I should go tell Ian to print you a new dice box, Cam.
e_bloc: but what if you just hired an intern to do it instead
niccus: crown prince of executive function
LRRbot: Alchemax Slayer-Bots [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
Spinballwizard: Tasting that neurospice
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
e_bloc: at least he let you shuffle?
invickthus: went looking for these exact sleeves recently and was sad to see they were gone! Any chance they'll come back?
bytecaster: Nah, Spider-Bot needs to know its place
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
NotCainNorAbel: spider bot thinks you are trying to add photo to this document, would you like help?
invickthus: oh thank goodness! I need that art deco goodness on my cards.
BrowneePointz: Hell ya Cam with the Dashboard Confessional reference
BrowneePointz: I appreciate you Cam
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
freshmaker__: closer to mulch than raise dead I guess
bytecaster: Fleathtouch? Deathying?
LRRbot: Future Flight [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw two cards. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has flying.
BrowneePointz: it was the credits song
BrowneePointz:
Nelly didn’t have his Midwest emo phase 
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
KeytarCat: The spiderman 2 sound track was on the rotation in my brother's car for like two years
aerohydra: florida by way of chicago
BrowneePointz: “Midwest”
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Scorpion, Seething Striker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Scorpion Human Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, target creature you control connives.
BTownMC: dashboard confessional is from Florida
bytecaster: Love Blink of Woosh to the Roil!
BrowneePointz: They’re considered the pre-cursor to the 2nd wave? third wave? Them and Jimmy Eat World kicked off the whole early 2000 emo phase.
NotCainNorAbel: the problem with midwest emo phase is finding a good black winter coat
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
KeytarCat: I've gotten into Action/Adventure, who self-describe as "Midwest dreams over to east coast screams". I should find a way to actually buy that album
LoadingReadyRun: I stab you with my connive
bytecaster: See, now Spider-Bot is even a 3/2 not bad at all
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: my favorite scorpion fact is, he is routinely depicted as stronger than Peter, and when Doc Ock took over his body he accidentally punched scorpion’s jaw, clean off, and suddenly realized how much Peter had been pulling his punches all those years
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Lethal Protection [3B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
BrowneePointz: Oh hey, he just got cast in the next live action Spider-Man
fnoggchamp: gravestone has to be one of the milled cards
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
LoadingReadyRun: I appreciate that Doc Ock's Henchmen, as a flash 2/1, is mostly intended to jump in front of something big and die. Very henchmen behavior
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Alchemax Slayer-Bots [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Spinballwizard: Blue, oops, I missed a sprue
circusofkirkus: left column keeps winning
Spinballwizard: (sing to bill nye theme)
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: ope Matt got slid
bytecaster: I'm having fun
BrowneePointz: mat*
BrowneePointz: +} the table
Kentosaurus: there's literally dozens of us
BrowneePointz: or*
gualdhar: oh are we supposed to watch?
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz Could be the Camera . . . somehow
bytecaster: A funny joke, on this channel? Say it ain't so
Stormgod519: @bytecaster I will not go
e_bloc: oh btw I got my Card Kingdom order today. Button was "You're a [3] in my heart"
BrowneePointz: I think the Table got bumped
goombalax: Disregard Commander, Acquire German Foils
Juliamon: it does feel a lil crooked
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc nice!
Stormgod519: @e_bloc oh new button
bytecaster: Oooh, fancy alignment grid
e_bloc: the one who looks like Bob Dylan?
nevyn666: we've parted the veil
Morrigan9: if it's on the wiki it's true! right?
Cptasparagus: what if your hair is already curled
CanadianAkin: I wish I liked this set. Here's a money
Spinballwizard: Thank you Red Green
BrowneePointz: sorry that was MY neurodivergence kicking in
KeytarCat: Yo that's so clever!
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nevyn666: the one who feels the rain on their skin? the wifeguy?
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
CanadianAkin:
bingo 
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
ShaneLeeAtk: I hear you Vincent
e_bloc: it probably bugs the spiderbot a little
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun:
I made that grid image a long time ago, but it works quite well 
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
HadesLeprechaun: blue player just "aaaaaaa" internally the whole game while saying out loud "never didn't have it"
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Spades_Slicc: That's been my experience playing U tempo and I love it
KeytarCat: Just the hits, yo
LRRbot: Rampaging Classmate [2R] | Creature — Lizard Berserker [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature.
bytecaster: Another Peter Parker
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
bytecaster: Lizard Edition
LRRbot: Symbiote Spawn [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Villain [3/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
ItsThugDimmadome: Haha football go *Dyoomp*
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
fnoggchamp: it's just fully coated in bird shit
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
LRRbot: Ghost-Spider, Gwen Stacy [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | Menace / Whenever Ghost-Spider attacks, she deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
Spades_Slicc: I thought Grendel's mom wasn't named Beowulf
definenull: oops all gwens
BrowneePointz: I’m honestly surprised that’s the only reference to Knull in the set outside the King in Black Skittles
LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
bytecaster: Because Venom hungy
e_bloc: wouldnt a fatal push be more flavorful
brittanylove95: I believe in Cam!
LRRbot: Stegron the Dinosaur Man [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Villain [5/4] | Menace / Dinosaur Formula — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +3/+1 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other types.
BrowneePointz: STEGRON!!!
Juliamon: I got into Magic juuuust before AVR so indeed I wasn't put off by Miracle much at all.
bytecaster: Venom so hungy
rosesmcgee: Too bad the other dinosaur man was Sauron. We could have gotten the best line as flavor text.
BrowneePointz: for the players, his name is Dr Vincent Stegron
BrowneePointz: he was named STEGRON BEFORE he spliced his dna
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
LoadingReadyRun: Nominative determinism is very common in the Marvel world
LRRbot: Double Trouble [4R] | Instant | Double the power of each creature you control until end of turn.
LRRbot: Lethal Protection [3B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Venom, Eddie Brock [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [6/4] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Venom. If that creature was a Villain, draw a card.
LRRbot: Symbiote Spawn [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Villain [3/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Spinballwizard: James is on full tilt
NonchalantAvenger: wow FF is back on Arena for Premier draft.... LOTR never did a comeback@
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love how enthusiastic that "yes" was
BrowneePointz: but yea Stegron is a perfect whacky Bronze Age villain
BrowneePointz: wacky*
PhorrestGaze: So a personal endorsement of beatings?
LRRbot: Scorpion, Seething Striker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Scorpion Human Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, target creature you control connives.
BrowneePointz: That Venom would be funny in a Kresh deck
Juliamon: the Seinfeld screens were a great choice
bytecaster: To be honest, many children had it coming
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LoadingReadyRun: check out this week's Checkpoint! (just uploaded a little bit before we went online)
LRRbot: The Mary Janes [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Bard Performer [3/3] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. / Menace
nevyn666: face it tiger
bytecaster: Edward Brock dies
Sapphic_Shenanigans: In Spider-Gwen's universe, yeah Mary Jane has her own band called the Mary Janes. Gwen was the drummer.
BrowneePointz: it’s the Band Ghost Spider was in back in her universe
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Desruprot:
LoadingReadyRun: @Sapphic_Shenanigans oh, I see. I was hoping that Mary Jane had a band composed of herself from alternate universes
LRRbot: Sudden Strike [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
Spades_Slicc: Another win for Leftists
bytecaster: I really like these kind of chill paper fights, I'm just vibing
Sapphic_Shenanigans: @LoadingReadyRun Y'know there's enough alternate universes out there I wouldn't be surprised if that was a thing.
Desruprot: Red Vs Green, reminds me of Lupin III
bytecaster: @Desruprot Oh, of course, the best Lupin special
Desruprot: @bytecaster my favorite of them too
Spinballwizard: It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it!
Desruprot: @Spinballwizard this
LRRbot: Kraven's Cats [1G] | Creature — Cat Villain [2/2] | {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
bytecaster: Kitty
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
e_bloc: people who say size doesn't matter usually have a very small deck
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
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LRRbot: Twisted Spider-Clone [3G] | Creature — Spider Human [4/4] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Rampaging Classmate [2R] | Creature — Lizard Berserker [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature.
invickthus: "too many arms" people to machamp, probably.
Mai_Andra: "Greetings, Fellow Comrades"
bytecaster: But look at the flavor text, the spider clone is a fan of Glurp!
BrowneePointz: oh yea relevant to the LRR folks and the degenerates(affectionate) in chat, they’re doing an entire Dandan deck Secret Lair
LRRbot: The Mary Janes [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Bard Performer [3/3] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. / Menace
LRRbot: Spider-Rex, Daring Dino [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Dinosaur Hero [6/6] | Reach, trample / Ward {2}
BrowneePointz: Pter Ptarker!
BrowneePointz: and the PLAYMAT
Juliamon: Soooo much news
underhill33: There was too much news
Desruprot: a lot
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
LRRbot: Stegron the Dinosaur Man [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Villain [5/4] | Menace / Dinosaur Formula — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +3/+1 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other types.
bytecaster: Long sigh
Diabore: i hate that thats not a joke
invickthus: wild that they didn't do any bloodborne in the playstation secret lair.
e_bloc: luckily the Dwight cards are pretty weak reprints
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
Juliamon: yeah... I learned the hard way not to ask for a Secret Lair for Christmas. RIP my Bob Ross lands that I would have bought...
LoadingReadyRun: Remember that time Mary Jane got punched by a dinosaur?
BrowneePointz: imagine they were print to order…
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
bytecaster: Spider-Bot could learn something from miles, lands are supposed to go into play!
shibbyyyy:
nelson trying to be cute waiting til eot to shock again and gets punished 
bytecaster: or at least to hand
LRRbot: Twisted Spider-Clone [3G] | Creature — Spider Human [4/4] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Spider-Islanders [3R] | Creature — Spider Horror Citizen [4/3] | Mayhem {1}{R}
bytecaster: Spislanders
LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
bytecaster: "Sad spider-bot noises"
fnoggchamp: Shocker, when the walls fell
LRRbot: Kraven's Cats [1G] | Creature — Cat Villain [2/2] | {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
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bytecaster: Nelson's deck is being rude
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LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Miles Morales [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [5/5] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Spider-Man enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain trample until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Rampaging Classmate [2R] | Creature — Lizard Berserker [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature.
samwiser_: Ok, yeah. I want that spider-man. How do I get these intro decks?
BrowneePointz: they are supposed to be nabbable from your lgs
Spinballwizard: Drafted FF just now, since I've done enough not-spiderman this week what with being home sick with covid this week. I just domed someone for 40 with Tifa in Limited. ...I lost. (They're playing Minwu/White Mage/Aerith)
BrowneePointz: but I’ve heard there’s availability issues cuz of folks picking them up just to sell the mythic
BrowneePointz: Aunt May is in White and WG is web slinging?
bytecaster: Venom's hungy, actually
BrowneePointz: I don’t know if there’s an Aunt May in the welcome deck though
LRRbot: Aunt May [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [0/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Manitu_25: oh noo someone give that poor man tacos now! >:(
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz And we will never know
BrowneePointz: I spoke her into being
BrowneePointz: if only I could do the same for Uncle Ben
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Spades_Slicc: OOooh we deck thinning
LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
bytecaster: Aunt May should have protection from Spiders send tweet
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LRRbot: Amateur Hero [2W] | Creature — Human Hero [3/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: it sounds like something Robin would say in the Adam West Batman
BrowneePointz: LURKING LIZARDS BATMAN!!!
Spinballwizard: AMATEURS.
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
bytecaster: It's him! It's the guy!
LRRbot: Wild Pack Squad [2W] | Creature — Human Mercenary [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
Spades_Slicc: I'm pretty sure Paul is the most "Guy in the Chair" member of this stream
BrowneePointz: Apparently they didn’t want to give Ganke a named card
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Grow Extra Arms [1G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a Spider. / Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: wait for the eventual DC Batman set where there’s guy in the chair with Barbara Gordon art
LRRbot: Amateur Hero [2W] | Creature — Human Hero [3/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Spider-Rex, Daring Dino [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Dinosaur Hero [6/6] | Reach, trample / Ward {2}
LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: I love that his name is Pter Ptarker
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Miles Morales [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [5/5] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Spider-Man enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain trample until end of turn.
samwiser_: Lol, that amateur spidy isn't even a spider
darkcyril: Spider-Rex raises the question - has there been a Spider-Man/Devil Dinosaur teamup at some point? There has to have been, right? There's no way Marvel leaves that money on the table.
BrowneePointz: yea this miles is going for like $40
bytecaster: Yeah, if Miles gets to attack, it feels like the games in this "format" are over
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Reporters [3W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Puff Piece — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / • Investigative Journalism — Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: ah okay Card Kingdom has him at a much more reasonable $8
LRRbot: Scout the City [1G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Look Around — Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. You gain 3 life. / • Bring Down — Destroy target creature with flying.
bytecaster: The spider-clone also gets a counter, not that t matters
BrowneePointz: ye he’s an unreal card
bytecaster: Miles > Gwen, it turns out
TehAmelie: things villains say: "Miles is just too good"
niccus: they should give a craw wurm a symbiote
bytecaster: Craw Wurm, Venom, would be a fun card
bytecaster: I guess it would be "Venom, Craw Wurm"
BrowneePointz: yea out of the 5, gwen seems the weakest, Eddie is fine, Miguel is good, and then Peter and Miles are uhhh pretty good
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BrowneePointz: look after Fortnite and SpongeBob no secret lair should be surprising
TimeToFry: I feel like I'm allowed to be a little bit surprised about The Office
Spinballwizard: Nelson there was paper towel
Spinballwizard: It was just in cold storage
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
underhill33: oof
gualdhar: the best of intentions at least
BrowneePointz: speaking of, so what are the odds they put OG Oblivion Ring in Lorwyn Eclipsed
LRRbot: Symbiote Spawn [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Villain [3/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Amateur Hero [2W] | Creature — Human Hero [3/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse:
hehe duty 
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
LoadingReadyRun: Spawn of Knull's Grendel
LRRbot: Thwip! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: but seriously since O Ring debuted in Lorwyn would be fun if they brought the full strength one back
fnoggchamp: better than a Spawn of Nell's Grundle
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LRRbot: Venom's Hunger [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. / Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Scorpion, Seething Striker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Scorpion Human Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, target creature you control connives.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Starling, Aerial Ally [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Flying / When Starling enters, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
BusTed: Chicken Tonight is a pull
LRRbot: Amazing Alliance [1WW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you attack with one or more legendary creatures, you gain that much life.
LRRbot: Risky Research [2B] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
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LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Behold the Sinister Six! [6B] | Sorcery | Return up to six target creature cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Spinballwizard: I think it looks like a puma.
BrowneePointz: “I’m looking for an X, I’m looking for an X….that is a plus sign, that is NOT an X”
BrowneePointz: god I miss early RvB
Julian_Rogue: @BrowneePointz do you ever wonder why we're here?
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LRRbot: Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/3] | Reach / Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Dr_fragenstien: the spiderman set as a whole seems like it was built as an introductory product
Dr_fragenstien: true, as a way to teach the game "dig until you hit your one cool card" is not great. As a marketing tool "open packs until you get more cool cards" it's pretty good
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
e_bloc: spider islanders, the rare Marvel/NHL crossover
LRRbot: Oscorp Research Team [3U] | Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | {6}{U}: Draw two cards.
Spinballwizard: They couldn't pick a better team?
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Spinballwizard: Cam didn't do "nothing" - he shuffled his deck!
TimeToFry: Yes
bbblehh: yes you should be able to
LRRbot: Future Flight [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw two cards. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has flying.
bbblehh: such a funny rule
e_bloc: I mean any time you search you have to shuffle
Mindfire13: Thats the proper use of the card. To shuffle the card you scried to the bottom into the bottom half instead
Julian_Rogue: @e_bloc yes but if you found a card you'd put it on top after the shuffle
couchboyj: You can fail to find whenever you search your library for a card with a specific attribute
LRRbot: Stegron the Dinosaur Man [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Villain [5/4] | Menace / Dinosaur Formula — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +3/+1 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other types.
e_bloc: You discardin' me? - Taxi driver
seanmrwick: Everybody do the Dinosaur
LRRbot: Alchemax Slayer-Bots [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
LoadingReadyRun: so I guess Spiderbot is really "put a land on top of your deck or if there is already a land, you may shuffle your deck"
Julian_Rogue: only if its a basic on top
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
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bytecaster: "Ones a villain, ones a spider, they're best friends"
Julian_Rogue: paul are you excited about the star trek UB set coming next november?
LRRbot: Beetle, Legacy Criminal [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Flying / {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: what makes Shocker a "rogue" villain?
BrowneePointz: I mean he doesn’t have a day to day
BrowneePointz: so rogue make sense
bytecaster: He's an outlaw!
e_bloc: everyone has to have ajob
LRRbot: The Mary Janes [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Bard Performer [3/3] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. / Menace
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
RIHTZ_: chat, are Villians outlaws?
Julian_Rogue: why didn't they do a crime subtheme for this that woulda been flavorful as heck
BrowneePointz: no
e_bloc: Vilians are not outlaws
BrowneePointz: outlaws mean they were branded that by the state
RIHTZ_:
e_bloc: and I doubt WoTC would go back and revise that
BrowneePointz: there are plenty of heroes that are outlaws
bytecaster: Shocker is though
Julian_Rogue: @e_bloc no but rogues are
LRRbot: Spider-Man 2099, Miguel O'Hara [4U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/4] | When Spider-Man 2099 enters, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
e_bloc: @Julian_Rogue this is true
RIHTZ_:
Nelly sounds like he is having a great time 
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
LoadingReadyRun: it's true, there are all too many villains that aren
LoadingReadyRun: t outlaws
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Rampaging Classmate [2R] | Creature — Lizard Berserker [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature.
Julian_Rogue: queue the megamind line "oh you're a villain all right just not a super one"
LoadingReadyRun: Shocker no Shocking!
LRRbot: The Mary Janes [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Bard Performer [3/3] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. / Menace
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Julian_Rogue: RED-deemed
Diabore: red not skunked!
Spades_Slicc: Hoof on an empty board is not very scary
Spades_Slicc: @lanta
GasCityGaming:
I hadn't heard 
Spinballwizard: Yeah just before 10pm
GasCityGaming: Did waych y'all when i was in Vegas last year.
Tidomonkey: In Atlanta, but not at the con.
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e_bloc: probably not a large enough karaoke room for that
Spinballwizard: I am a Magic player that enjoys karaoke
GasCityGaming:
Aye! Blue Jays won tonight
BrowneePointz: Most of them
BrowneePointz: Most Pop Stars are Sopranos or Mezzos
NotCainNorAbel: @GasCityGaming nice
BrowneePointz: Altos are MUCH more rare
LRRbot: Kraven's Cats [1G] | Creature — Cat Villain [2/2] | {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
BrowneePointz: Queen Latifah is an Alto
LRRbot: Guy in the Chair [2G] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Symbiote Spawn [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Villain [3/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: Annie lennox is a famous Alto
GasCityGaming: they're tied with the Yankees both teams have two games left, Blue Jays have the breaker. They could win their division.
LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
e_bloc: with the number of Secret Lairs they print, they could all have alternate names by 2026
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
BrowneePointz: I'm honestly surprised Grendel is the ONLY explicit reference to Knull in the entire product
LoadingReadyRun:
one of the things I enjoy about folks songs/sea shanties is that they are typically designed to be in a relatively easy to singing range
LRRbot: Venom, Evil Unleashed [4B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/5] | Deathtouch / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
bytecaster: Finally, a Beowulf joke!
LRRbot: Twisted Spider-Clone [3G] | Creature — Spider Human [4/4] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
GasCityGaming: @LoadingReadyRun agreed, i routinely look up the Black Flag soundtrack to sing along.
BrowneePointz: can't be a work song if the workers can't sing it lol
LoadingReadyRun:
@GasCityGaming 
LRRbot: Tombstone, Career Criminal [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
BrowneePointz: All Sea Shanties fall to the superior Binks' Sake
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Eerie Gravestone [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Venom, Eddie Brock [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [6/4] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Venom. If that creature was a Villain, draw a card.
LRRbot: Prowler, Misguided Mentor [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Prowler can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever Prowler deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
BrowneePointz: THIS one
BrowneePointz: is MIles' uncle
BrowneePointz: It's okay Cam, now you'll get to prepare yourself for Bifur Bofur Bombur Beatdown next year
LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
GasCityGaming: by my math Hobbit set should be featured in Amsterdam next summer maybe?
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
BrowneePointz: August
BrowneePointz: for the hobbit set
LRRbot: Mechanical Mobster [3] | Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain [2/1] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives.
BrowneePointz: so line it up if you've got the dates @GasCityGaming
fcloud: good news: wotc heard fans complaints and next year, magic will only release 200 sets
LRRbot: Spider-Rex, Daring Dino [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Dinosaur Hero [6/6] | Reach, trample / Ward {2}
GasCityGaming: Ah dang, Amsterdam is July, oh well, will still be a good time!
Balaur1135: @fcloud 3 UW vs 4 UB seems ... much
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Vegas will be Secrets of Strixhaven, Amsterdam will be Marvel Super-Heroes, and Atlanta will be Trek
GasCityGaming: Amsterdam will be Marvel Super Heroes pro tour.
Mr_Horrible: "I remember when that card was called Last Gasp!" *throws my back out*
LRRbot: Scorpion, Seething Striker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Scorpion Human Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, target creature you control connives.
BrowneePointz: I had to collate today's info for several discords so the release dates are seared into my brain XD
GasCityGaming:
lol nice, i was at work but had the PT on my phone
LRRbot: Lethal Protection [3B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Grendel, Spawn of Knull [3B] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Dragon Villain [3/3] | Flying / Deathtouch
Spades_Slicc: You could run a poll and have chat decide who plays which deck next
LoadingReadyRun: we're working through all the color combinations
Commodore_Perry_GG: Sinking of the Indianapolis blue/black- Enchantment Saga Chapter 1: Capsize effect Chapter 2: Sacrifice a creature, create a shark. Chapter 3: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Morrigan9: bury him on the 8th green
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: and Jaws itself is getting a UW version
Commodore_Perry_GG: I was just going to have it be 1,100 chapters and they're all Murder
bbblehh: it does have a mechanically unique jaws card
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I did not anticipate jaws being Mono Red.
niccus: 1/3 of the furby secret lair is... fascinating...
GreatSacrificer: they'll get to it when they run out of good IPs
bbblehh: just one of them
bbblehh: the rest are reprints
LSRubin: Jaws is a new card, the rest are reprints of Descent Into Avernus, Reckless Endeavor, Sneak Attack, and Abrade (and a blood token)
couchboyj: Just Jaws himself is unique
LRRbot: Selfless Police Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/1] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
UtilityPunk: The PlayStation secret lairs are good flavour-wins. Aloy plays with big artifact creatures. But I hope they have a The List reprint in Universes Within
bbblehh: well i hope you like it cuz there's also the playstation secret lair with like 7 mechanically unique cards
e_bloc: there's a shark that mutates in IKO and Aetherdrifet had one that count cards you discard
Morrigan9: island walk?
couchboyj: Makes blood when it damages players, does 1 damage to all opponents when you sac an artifact
LSRubin: 3RR 5/5 trample haste, makes blood tokens when it hits, domes the table for 1 whenever a noncreature artifact dies
Mr_Horrible: I think that makes it more "Sony" themed than anything
BrowneePointz: Ghost of Tsushi, two Kratos, Aloy, Nathan Drake, 2 ellies, abby, joel, atreus
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Wild Pack Squad [2W] | Creature — Human Mercenary [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
bbblehh: there is a dandan secret lair though. i'm very excited for that one, although i'm not sure if its a full decklist?
Diabore: Jaws, trample haste 5/5, deals combat damage to a player make that many blood, whenever a noncreature artifact is sacced ping @LoadingReadyRun nelly
LRRbot: Romantic Rendezvous [1R] | Sorcery | Discard a card, then draw two cards.
LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
niccus: i guess the movie does go for the mono-red interpretation of sharks
Commodore_Perry_GG: first mono-red shark
LSRubin: do they have plans to do the Marvel and Sonic SLs in universes-within? i know they already did that for Stranger Things and D&D
LRRbot: Stegron the Dinosaur Man [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Villain [5/4] | Menace / Dinosaur Formula — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +3/+1 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other types.
niccus: all the marvel sets will have through-the-omenpaths analogue, afaik none of the others have anything prepared
couchboyj: The List
BrowneePointz: no the poster Jaws is getting UW
bbblehh: well once upon a time they did promise to reprint mechanically unique lairs at some point but i have no idea how they're gonna do that without the list slot rn
BrowneePointz: that's it
LRRbot: Shocker, Unshakable [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [5/5] | During your turn, Shocker has first strike. / Vibro-Shock Gauntlets — When Shocker enters, he deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller.
Diabore: @bbblehh i think they walked that back a few years ago
bbblehh: of course they did
Mr_Horrible: was gonna say, that pledge is likely being used as a coaster by now
LRRbot: MJ, Rising Star [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Performer [2/3] | Vigilance / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on MJ.
Mr_Horrible:
I love unfalsifiable claims! 
LRRbot: Daily Bugle Reporters [3W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Puff Piece — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / • Investigative Journalism — Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
UtilityPunk: Daily Buggle, the only newspaper with a centre-fold insect
bbblehh: but hey lorwyn looks really cool so far
Diabore: whats james' non shocker dude?
Mr_Horrible:
Daily Bugle Reporters should have hexproof to keep with the naming theme 
LoadingReadyRun: The Daily Boggles
LRRbot: Double Trouble [4R] | Instant | Double the power of each creature you control until end of turn.
bbblehh: @Diabore looks like angry rabble?
bbblehh: !card angry rabble
LRRbot: Angry Rabble [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Diabore: @bbblehh ty, didnt get caught by card reader
LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior [1{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Venom Blast — Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Diabore: and white is 1 win?
BrowneePointz: tcg player prices are scuffed atm
Oneluckyghoul: does anyone have the name for the white mythic?
Mr_Horrible: it's Rat's Nest all over again
Diabore: remember TNN being more than the commander deck it was printed in? good times
Cptasparagus: ive heard many stories of stores keeping them and opening them to sell
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
bytecaster: See Fleem for a recent example
eldencoffee: dont let ur fleems be dreams (c)
LRRbot: Prowler, Misguided Mentor [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Prowler can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever Prowler deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
LRRbot: Unstable Experiment [1U] | Instant | Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives.
LRRbot: Oscorp Research Team [3U] | Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | {6}{U}: Draw two cards.
Mindfire13: And then the precon Sarkhan fetches any number of dragons
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LRRbot: Lyla, Holographic Assistant [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
bbblehh: did cam also do the target player draws part of that?
Diabore: its draw 2 discard one
BrowneePointz: yea it's kinda...really good
Diabore: (unless removal but ehhh)
LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Doc Ock, Sinister Scientist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [4/5] | As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. / As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof.
Diabore: ah yes, Do Cock
LRRbot: Twisted Spider-Clone [3G] | Creature — Spider Human [4/4] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
LoadingReadyRun: @Diabore kerning is important
LRRbot: Alchemax Slayer-Bots [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
LRRbot: Spider-Rex, Daring Dino [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Dinosaur Hero [6/6] | Reach, trample / Ward {2}
LRRbot: Spider-Bot [2] | Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout [2/1] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LoadingReadyRun: spidinosaur!
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
LRRbot: Prowler, Misguided Mentor [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [3/3] | Prowler can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever Prowler deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
LRRbot: Flying Octobot [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Doc Ock's Henchmen [2U] | Creature — Human Villain [2/1] | Flash / Whenever this creature attacks, it connives.
LRRbot: Scout the City [1G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Look Around — Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. You gain 3 life. / • Bring Down — Destroy target creature with flying.
LRRbot: Spider-Byte, Web Warden [2U] | Legendary Creature — Spider Avatar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
TheDevil_Risen: ggwp
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Miles Morales [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [5/5] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Spider-Man enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain trample until end of turn.
bbblehh: black does get a little bit of everything i feel
Diabore: unique
Diabore: i think all the "spider man, (name)" are unique
BrowneePointz: tcgplayer prices are scuffed atm paul
BrowneePointz: card kingdom's are WAY more reasonable
Diabore: cardkingdom has miles at 9 dollars
Diabore: nah we gonna frame it and force you to follow it
Diabore: cam has green 2? im so proud
BrowneePointz: and I'm a Temur die hard
BrowneePointz: sultai is my 2nd
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Sultai gang rise up (from the grave)
Diabore: yeah, i just love big dumb temur beaters
Spinballwizard: Sultai just bleeds value a lot of the time
Diabore: or naya, naya or temur for me
eldencoffee: UBG > WR, true
Natedogg2: What if I have no friends? Should I tell my enemies?
BrowneePointz: automod what the heck
Diabore: or jund-maybe i just like gruul
2 raiders from speetdragon have joined!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Searis_IQ_: f
Diabore: helpful?
foopoiuyt: They're a lot of fun
NotCainNorAbel: Beej and Paul are part of chat
Mr_Horrible: always good riffing
Juliamon: They're not as far as you'd think bc only 2 players is MUCH harder
Diabore: lethal company return mayhaps
Spinballwizard: Legally distinct spider draft!
Diabore: spook times
GasCityGaming:
3-0'd with villains yesterday
Mr_Horrible: an interesting one, from what I recall
Gekyouryuu: I'm excited for LRL being a week from tomorrow, because that means I get LRL as a birthday present
Diabore: ejected into space?
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu always love a bit of serendipity
Mr_Horrible: I gotta go organize my subscriptions
Diabore: a free amount
NotCainNorAbel: buy a sub (sexual)
e_bloc: and then there's Domober
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Diabore: 10 for 3
Diabore: poggers
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Gekyouryuu:
is it too soon for LRR to announce their Star Trek spoiler card is "Experience Bij"? 
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