Dice Friends || Lone Wolf Book 5

Metric_Furlong: it's okay, that's not the real spoiler
Metric_Furlong: the real one would be about the alien invasion subplot
Metric_Furlong: oh. whoops
  Juliamon: 
Metric_Furlong: okay, well, everyone just need to pretend to surprised
Metric_Furlong: *to be surprised
 beowuuf: i mean really it's obvious, "lone wolf, kai lord" is an anagram of 'i want to believe' when written in giak.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Yes, so obvious 
 beowuuf: fox... wolf.... it's like they weren't even trying to hide it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, it was the 80's
 beowuuf: title change hype
 jessicaengle:   
 jessicaengle: ehh close enough
 beowuuf: ponder the orb. ponder it!
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an afternoon of adventures and reading. CYOA Lone Wolf Book 5!) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
 jessicaengle: Aroooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Are you going home to the caravan?
 DarkMorford: Let's gooooooo
 beowuuf: oh no, it's the darkmorfords of helgedad o/
 PharaohBender27: 
 jessicaengle: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't know.  Am I?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Sorry, I thought you were making a Silksong reference
 jessicaengle: Only by accident It seems 
 jessicaengle: I was making a wolf noise.  You know:  Arrroooooo
 beowuuf: wait, did you just change to kai green?
 jessicaengle: Charleston Chew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle That is very similar to the way people reference the sound the adorable fleas make and clearly my brain is absolutely saturated
 jessicaengle: 
 jessicaengle: Naw, I'm not a gamer.  All of my reverences are minimum 20 years old
 jessicaengle: *references
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
 DarkMorford: @jessicaengle And here I thought you were impersonating Futurama's Pres. Nixon 
Metric_Furlong: too late, we already enshrined the reverences
 beowuuf:  txc2
  TXC2: hello beowuuf
 jessicaengle: I was.  That episode was from 2002 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, TXC2!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey TXC2
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  and Thefluffiestguineapig
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: CONTACT
 PharaohBender27:  !
Wolfstrike_NL: Signal!
 DarkMorford:   
 beowuuf:    
 jessicaengle:    
 jessicaengle: Aroooooo!
 Earthenone:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so hyped for this
 RockPusher: Food: ordered. Daylight: saved. Friends: diced. Let's go!
 beowuuf:  
 betweenmyself: Choose My Own Adventure for me…   I can’t be bothered 
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 beowuuf: book 5 is peak. adam beej and paul are peak. lrr cyoa stream are peak. I'm pretty sure other peaks are jealous at this point
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 beowuuf: THE ONE YEAR 
  TXC2:   
 jessicaengle:  
 Omnipotrevor: Getting called into work early this morning means I get to catch this live now
 PharaohBender27: A new centenarian!
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Dice Friends! Adam is going back into the Lone Wolf series with Book 5: Shadow on the Sand! Beej and Paul are here too. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115278050125285133
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 jessicaengle: @PharaohBender27 Hi!
  TXC2: Omnipotrevor  booray I guess
Seneschal_JWS: I hope Adam continues all the way through. So we can get to Book 21 and name the new Grandmaster Otaku Jeff.
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 beowuuf: ooh, strip search theme! another thing that needs a rewatch
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 jamesk902: Yeah, our Daylight Saving is long.
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 margieargie: I'd say too long, but as far as I'm concerned any is too long <_<
 RockPusher: we did invent the idea, even if we didn't implement it first
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher This is one of many reasons they should just get rid of daylight savings time
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Indeed
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 beowuuf: wolf!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 RockPusher: 
 Nigouki: wasssuuuuuuuuuuuup
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 beowuuf: hey adam! hey beej! hey off camera paul
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 RockPusher:   
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 Laurence72: I am the STINKIEST!!!
Izandai: Who let Adam have sugar?
  TXC2: I'm in a sleeping bag yes
 beowuuf: i mean he's not wrong
 accountmadeforants: See all these dice? You'll get NONE of them. We got a sheet of paper and a pen and we like it that way!
 Mr_Horrible: oh, I thought this was way later in the afternoon for some reason
 lirazel64:   
RebekahWSD: There's no more cheese to eat!
 Coherent_Noise: Woo!
  TXC2: hello Paul on tech
 Mr_Horrible: lucky
bytecaster: He is right and he should say it
 the_fanerdic: what up Dumbasses! 
 frameshifty: hey I went outside already! ... to go play magic inside somewhere else
 beowuuf: yeeeeeeees
 UltraVioletVodoo: i watched holes earlier today
 beowuuf: last KAI one....
 the_fanerdic: (affectionate)
 Omnipotrevor: It's like a hundred degrees out. I'd die in a burlap sack
 beowuuf: aww, fair enough, it's a banger of an ending
Orxolon: hellooo everyone!
 singinnonsense: the "last" one
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Izandai: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RockPusher: 
 accountmadeforants: We engage in a commerce
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam'll get it eventually
 the_fanerdic: 
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 beowuuf: you can buy beej approved items of iteming
 adept_nekomancer: Physical objects do exist.
 Laurence72: You can buy sleeves, but not the torso part of the shirt
Invitare: I'm not sure dragons need shields tbh
  TXC2: Laurence72  great for cosplay 
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 accountmadeforants: Dragon Shield will convince a bunch of investors that they're doing AI things, and then use the infinity money they get from that to pay LRR a trillion dollars. Perfect plan
 beowuuf: @Invitare smaug would disagree, one well placed shield on his weak spot and the hobbit / lotr is very differnt 
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher  
 beowuuf: valorant has too much money and wants to give you subs
  Sarah_Serinde: At least 1
 Cptasparagus: radical!
 beowuuf: unless you are the streamer, in which case 0
MWGNZ: i saw 10 get 50 bonus subs last night
 PharaohBender27: Oh *that's* why there was that Valorant gift sub a couple of minutes ago
  TXC2: I suspect it's 20% of the number of gifts subs
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah last few days of subtember mean bonus gift subs
 beowuuf: what is this?
ZuNy77: oh damn book 5 time?
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  Sarah_Serinde: I believe it's minimum 1 bonus sub for every 5 subs with the possibility for extras
ZuNy77: hell yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 With every so often it being higher or lower
 YeetTheRich_: thank you, mediocre shooter
bytecaster: Book TIME!
 accountmadeforants: As Ian calls it: The LoadingReadyRun Mega Entertainment Network
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think it goes lower
 artdecosunburn: I presume Valorant would drink ones and zeros.
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde 
Seneschal_JWS: MORE MORE MORE
Izandai: Good lord.
 beowuuf: recap: psionic monk is last of their kind, they need to bash bad guys
 jessicaengle: Books books books!
bytecaster: They all have a wolf?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Than 1 or than 20%? I know it doesn't go lower than 1
 beowuuf: yes, the end of this book will hint at what the next arc is all about
Invitare: a hatred of crows
Metric_Furlong: they all have text on paper, that's something in common 
Seneschal_JWS: Lone Wolf as main character ends at Book 20
 Coherent_Noise: Up to book 20 is thw same character
Seneschal_JWS: Then you get a new MC for the ones after that.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Than 20%. Because if it's the same as before, it's 1 additional for every 5 you gift
 Nigouki: We mass produce the laser sword
 YeetTheRich_: our character gets killed one day before retirement
RebekahWSD: Everyone is just mindblastin out here!
 Laurence72: I honestly can not tell if Adam is serious or not about this being the last one they plan on doing, and I LOVE that I can not tell.
Seneschal_JWS: Arcs are 1-5, 6-12, 13-20
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: there was a large gap between book 12 and book 13 continuing on stuff to book 20, then book 21 is a sideway continuation with a new characterm, leading to book 32 ending eeeeeverything
 e_bloc: 555 justice for the forest wizard
 couchboyj: yeah, "twigs"
 WiJohn: I abandon a lot of people in woods!
 PharaohBender27: Well, I happen to have clip evidence of that incident 
 e_bloc: we were in a cave
 beowuuf: @Laurence72 probably is correct, it's a daunting amount of books to commit to and this is a good ditch out point
 RockPusher: we very effectively lost a squad
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh, yeah I can stop saying "I think" because it explicitly says in the gift sub menu, "one gift sub for every 5 gift subs." So it
Seneschal_JWS: But then of course there's side series like Grey Star, Autumn Snow, The Huntress, etc... In conclusion, we should chain Adam to a desk and make him play Lone Wolf books for eternity.
  Sarah_Serinde: It's always at least 20%
 Laurence72: As an adult I struggle to remember SO MUCH, no shame forgetting about the book!
 beowuuf: we then didtched all but 10 to make that easier... then we 'ditched' those 10 to make it easier with just us
 RockPusher: Can't be lone wolf with a squad of people
 e_bloc: I think we're still a fry-lord or whatever
 beowuuf: @Seneschal_JWS oh yeah, the new stuff means it's exponential 
ZuNy77: yeah it was a frylord
ZuNy77: fryEARL
  Sarah_Serinde: I guess technically it's not a guaranteed 20% bonus because if you gift 7 subs that's still just 1 bonus sub. Gotta be in multiples of 5 for the bonuses
 adept_nekomancer: "We'll take up your request with the bandit council at the next bandit legislative session"
 beowuuf: whole ooda cooks underneath you
 accountmadeforants: "We're the anarchist government!"
 beowuuf: *loada
 e_bloc: how many kings are there?  too many
 jamesk902: He's pretty Fry for an Earl.
 jessicaengle: You're telling me an Earl fried this rice?
ZuNy77: i mean its the main way to get hurt
 YeetTheRich_: it's like tricking your kid into mowing the lawn
 LordZarano: Really had the vibe of the Romans calling all non-Romans "Bandits"
  TXC2: "how many Kings are there?" Do Burger kings count?
 RockPusher: "That Adam, that guy can really grill!"
 beowuuf: we got a cool black dagger of vashna at the end of last book, which in paul'#s version will mean nothing because it gets forgotten about until like book 9, but may actually be recalled in adam's version 
 Sheikun07: Facts!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperTameGerbilTooSpicy-2tyXKQWb_0jjUdy7
 e_bloc: I was a dishwasher for two months in my teens.  that was the most depressing job there is
 RockPusher: Has Adam read Kitchen Confidential?
RebekahWSD: My father did linecooking for a time, and he said it was the only job he wouldn't have done again, and he was a stagehand. He knew physical stuff
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, most people in kitchens are addicted to something and miserable, from what I've heard
 LordZarano: @LordZarano Barbarians
 accountmadeforants: (Though those might just be the most vocal people/interesting stories)
Izandai: SAMe
 e_bloc: also noted crust enjoyer
 jessicatheblack: Adam Savadan... noted Cheese PIzza Enjoyer
bytecaster: I have had a cheese pizza just today
chaos5896: Amen, Adam
 ArdCollider: works a bit like rock stars: you work your body that hard and you need something to hurt less that is accessible at your price point.
 accountmadeforants: Quattro Formaggi is the GOAT
 e_bloc: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1
 Coherent_Noise: Best test of a pizza place is a margarita pizza
 beowuuf: i recall asking for a three cheese pizza from a small pizza place in canada... got three lots of cheddar
bytecaster: We are IMMORTAL!
 betweenmyself: “I know you *think* you know what you want, but let me tell ya…”
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 beowuuf:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 accountmadeforants: We once died from punching a door, never again.
GedankenPalast_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity!
  TXC2: Ivalenz_  
 Coherent_Noise: We save state scum
Izandai: @accountmadeforants Who is this "we" kemosabe?
 RockPusher: Otaku Jeff cursed with immortality
  Sarah_Serinde: One extra bonus sub there it looks like
 RebekahWSD: Oh thankies for the sub thingy
 beowuuf: in the novels lone wolf died to the fisherman trap of book 2, and a demi goddess brought him back to life  feels like this
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Wolfstrike_NL: And Paul's here too!
 couchboyj: Otaku Jeff knows the Kai Art of Fudging Combat Rolls
 accountmadeforants: @Izandai Listen, if all of chat is funny when one person is funny, then all of chat also fumbles when Otaku Jeff fumbles.
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  ah neat
 LordZarano: Beej is the fingers between the pages
 beowuuf: 5050 years after the moonstone was discovered
 adept_nekomancer: Microsoft, who sponsors the local calendar.
 jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun Now you get to use emotes!
 e_bloc: glad it's not ms-13
 srvfender01: @Ivalenz_ Thanks for the gift sub!
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Beej is the Noodnic (mouse dude) from book 2, he's been sneakily following ever since.
 TXC2: Fryearldom
 e_bloc: we had 100 guys last book.  for like an hour
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned Perfect head canon
 WiJohn: Name's not emotionally complete person wolf
  Sarah_Serinde: yeahhhh
 beowuuf: FINO - fryearl in name only. We get to have the lands legally as a fryeearl, it confers no vassals 
 Invitare: your had your fryedom taken away for losing 50 elite soliders
 e_bloc: hard same
 Laurence72: I understand that not everyone is as introverted as I am
 RebekahWSD: I found out that the pandemic changed none of my routine while following stay at home orders...
 beowuuf: @e_bloc the king isn't blaming us as such....
Bruceski: There's a difference between being alone and not being able to be around people.
Izandai: Wouldn't couriers be scabs?
 spurius: there is a stragy game based on sending messages (king's orders)
 TXC2: Izandai  yes
 e_bloc: @beowuuf to be fair, I think most of them got themselves murdered or sent back
 beowuuf: ulnar I  wasthe one that used the sommerswerd to slay vashna. But no pressure ulnar V, i mean cowaring in your kingdonm and sending a 15 year old to do all the work is cool too
 RebekahWSD: I once made extremely fancy birthday invitations, and they were nice.
 Invitare: especially this one
 beowuuf: @e_bloc did they? 
 Coherent_Noise: Uber eats your mail places
 jessicaengle: Oh boy diplomacy
 RockPusher: Diplomacy‽ Time to cause a war!
 couchboyj: In my experience, a giant laser sword makes for easy negotiations
 Invitare: it's a trap
 beowuuf: barraka the attacka
Izandai: BARRAKA?????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He wants you to get married?
 RockPusher: Barakka!
 TXC2: Baraka!
 e_bloc: @beowuuf to the best of my recollection
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah
   LoadingReadyRun: (see previous episode)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That last book
ZuNy77: ohh was he in book 4 or 3?
 e_bloc: Mortal Kombat
Bruceski: What accent did we give this guy?
ZuNy77: ok it WAS book 4
 beowuuf: @e_bloc yeah, they actually did, 
 DarkMorford: Mortal Kombat!!!!!
 Invitare: (he also sent 150 knights, but they got lost)
 beowuuf: we threw water at him, but since we were the only one there...
 Coherent_Noise: @Bruceski Probably eastern european
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski What accent did he try or did he end up with?
 jessicaengle: Hadouken?
 accountmadeforants: Sending messages one sentence at a time gets even more infuriating with scrolls. "ℌ𝔦." -"ℌ𝔦, 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔡𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱." "ℑ'𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤..." -"𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔰𝔨..."
 beowuuf: oh no
 RockPusher: Adam *is* the person I would send to defeat someone in Mortal Kombat 
 DarkMorford: Which version of Mortal Kombat was it, I wonder
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: these people are coded middle east, so....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 lamina5432: incoming
 e_bloc: Adam's most popular accent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf I just winced in real life when I read that
 beowuuf: barrakaesh
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 jessicaengle: BaraQuiche
 TXC2: hello Raiders
 Invitare: surely a coincidence
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 DarkMorford: Oh hi James
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 RockPusher: well well well, speak of the James
 Invitare: looks like James just received your scroll, Adam
 jacqui_lantern234: 
BalthusHomewood: Why is he voiced by Guillermo del Torro?
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, the 80's were a different time
   LoadingReadyRun: hi James raiding friends
 accountmadeforants: "Eff these people, but not so hard that we have to go to war over it"
 LordZarano:     
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome chunk punchers!
BalthusHomewood: a chamber for Aunties?
 beowuuf: that's a ship.
 beowuuf: *king nods happily*
 adept_nekomancer: A ship?  Oh no.  Ghost ship.  Cursed voyage.
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Remember Book 2? Lone Wolf has GREAT luck with ships.
 TXC2: so we're in a desert, but near the sea, and it's snowing?
 Orxolon: @Ivalenz_ Thanks for the gift sub!
Bruceski: I read the bit at the bottom as "Acknowledgements: this game rules." Which is a good thing to recognize
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 We're going *to* a desert
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @TXC2 We're in Scandanavia. We're going to the Middle East.
 beowuuf: @TXC2 we're going TO a desert 
Izandai: 
 raulghoulia: rhymes with fun
 TXC2: PharaohBender27  beowuuf  ah, that's different then
 Mr_Horrible: we've been dealing with Distant Perils for 4 books now and still can't recognize patterns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia heheheheehe
 Invitare: they mentioned Vassagonia
 Laurence72: Baraka is from Mortal Kombat
 beowuuf: barraka was mentioned near the end and it was like 'oh, not just bandits'
 accountmadeforants: "That's a gonia?" -"Yes"
 e_bloc: do we get a new skill
 beowuuf: we are one skill shy of all the skills!
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Adam was pretty up on "these seem a bit well-armed and organised for bandits" throughout, tbf
 beowuuf: what we are actually doing is picking which skill we hate and are not picking.
Izandai: A+
 WiJohn: You got a sock puppet merchant at the monastery who's really been ripping you off.
 e_bloc:    
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned adam is older than lone wolf, he's allowed to be more observant 
 beowuuf: we have 9 
 catcard: I'm late!!!!!!! how is everyone, how is book
 e_bloc: how did we max level in book 5
 accountmadeforants: Frankly, I don't think the person who saved the country multiple times should have to pay for anything in said country.
 TXC2: hello catcard  we're going to a desert
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @catcard Just finished recap, we are being sent (ill advisedly) to sign a peace treaty
 beowuuf: @catcard book is barely started - we've just heard we're going to desert city because they are sorry one of their lords caused bad stuff last book. oops, please sign a treaty with lone wolf
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillyEvilKeyboardWOOP-bBSaaZ3JLJNMF0aO
 accountmadeforants: We still have that triangle we stole from those old men
Metric_Furlong: mystery diamond
 catcard: thank you for the recap mini recaps everyone 
 beowuuf: @e_bloc adam's decided or mis-understood? either works really
Metric_Furlong: and mystery scroll
 beowuuf: hope vashna doens't want it back any time soon
Voidhawk42: Dual Wielding artefacts
 accountmadeforants: I hope the triangle never does anything, just a memento from back when we scared a bunch of old men
 Invitare: Dragon Shield gave you the diamond remember? For doing good sponsorships?
 RockPusher: *Heroic* thief
 e_bloc: @beowuuf I would just expect them to start introducing some new skills just so you have something to do in book 6
 beowuuf: i am SHOCKED you killed the right person in book 2 and didn't just murder the merchant for all his gold
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes Paul, we are saying that you are that
 e_bloc: do we still have a mace or did we jettison all of those
 beowuuf: @e_bloc funny you should say that....
 adept_nekomancer: "We keep that pottery around specifically for heroes to smash, it's fine."
Izandai: Your sword can only do the thing once a century though.
Voidhawk42: Love a good Phil Folglio ZOTZ sound effect
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Nein! Nine
 beowuuf: @beowuuf the next series is called the magnakai series. make of that what you will
 beowuuf: this map will actually be important later
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Is the map on the inside of the dust jacket on this one?
 beowuuf: can we use the large rope to tie the mace to the sommerswerd, so we can still weild the dagger of vashna too?
 jamesk902: It's absword.
 gualdhar: maybe we can excite Vassagonia a bit so it's not so dry and dusty?
 e_bloc: yeah at that point why do you need a dinky old mace
 TXC2: that bottom symbol on the map looks like a penguin to me 
 accountmadeforants: Wait, I love the goofy tiger with its tongue out as the compass
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, no one ever Adam 
Izandai: Cool!
 e_bloc: I feel like maps from this era are both 1) all practically the same and 2) sick as hell
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  TXC2: everyone loves a good map
Izandai: Oh.
BalthusHomewood: yoooo
BalthusHomewood: thats baller
 beowuuf: i can make a penguin / sub joke in time, sorry txc2
 beowuuf: *can't
  TXC2: @beowuuf wow that's really generous of you once again  
 beowuuf: and then the treatyu is signed. the end. turn to section 400
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Ghost ship! Cursed Voyage!
 margieargie: Safe ship.  Monotonous voyage.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No sarcasm there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
BalthusHomewood: "I LISTENED"
 Omnipotrevor: Immersion is the best way to learn
Voidhawk42: @BalthusHomewood Baller film that one
 beowuuf: @TXC2 np, it's very generous of you to put up with chat as a mod 
 e_bloc: this is like the equivalent of being on a submarine for  2 years
 SquareDotCube: Barrakeesh, not to be confused with the real Merrakech
 adept_nekomancer: Apparently Duolingo is one of the Kai skills
  TXC2: beowuuf  
 betweenmyself: to be fair their language consists of eight words in total 
Metric_Furlong: we abandoned a wizard once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  TXC2: Voidhawk42  love that movie
 beowuuf: hey, did those 37 rangers ever come back? maybe a year later is a little delays toask
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: By Book 13, your Kai powers get to the point that you can just speak all languages instantly. You're a very magic boy.
 e_bloc: its the equivalent of everyone clapping when the pilot lands the plane
Voidhawk42: @adept_nekomancer "A magic parrot teaches you the language, though it does stare strangely..."
iarethel0ser: Any boat we get off of that isn't wreckage is... an anomaly.
 beowuuf: the sight is breathtaking, you die. you life and mission end here
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 beowuuf: good sign
Izandai: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned How the fuck did they get genocided?
BalthusHomewood: @Voidhawk42 100% my brother
 beowuuf: nothing bad happening
 Coherent_Noise: Welcome to not the emirate of Tunisia
 accountmadeforants: @beowuuf Pictured here: https://imgur.com/a/lri8UCa
Metric_Furlong: not the Zakhan!
 beowuuf: @Izandai shhhhhhhhh
 YFiddler: 
BalthusHomewood: VHAT AY TWEEST
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chances are low
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @Izandai Old order caps out at Magnakai Grand Master (what you reach at the end of Book 12). You manage to invent further things.
 beowuuf: fuck mouak. all my homies hate maouk
Izandai: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned Oh that's kinda neat.
 Mr_Horrible: "Fuck this I'm going for another sandwich"
 beowuuf: treaty signed, done!
 ArdCollider: book six!
  TXC2: not our circus, not our monkeys
BalthusHomewood: the Jack Sparrow option
 adept_nekomancer: "Good luck with your assassination desert, we're taking our boat and we're going home"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It might
 beowuuf: mast also falls on you. go to hell.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The might light the ship on fire
iarethel0ser:   
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Start the boat! Jock, start the boat!
 beowuuf: yeah, we get rewarded with a cool illustration
 jessicaengle: Summon the sea creatures to your aide!
 betweenmyself: Pacifist Run! 
 beowuuf: oh, maybe we won't get to see the illustration if we don't engage with it
 SquareDotCube: you know, I'd play a CYOA written by an Adam + Kathleen team, with Cori putting it into Twine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself No, just literal run
 accountmadeforants: Time to become Aquakai
 rosesmcgee: discretion being the better part of valor
  TXC2: Learn Karate so that you never have to use it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Every part of learning to fight is "fighting sucks, don't do it"
 e_bloc: I don't think you had to go so hard
 beowuuf: yup
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: KaiSide
  TXC2: "what's the best martial art to win a fight?" "the 400m sprint"
Voidhawk42: The Quay Discipline
 beowuuf: quay serra serra
BalthusHomewood: I feel like all the sunken ships is a bit of a RED FLAG
 SquareDotCube: You can thank Serge and Brew Crew for that
 Serivus: impressive that you can swim fully clothed, with multiple weapons and tons of heavy shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 And/or talking your way out of it
 betweenmyself: ¿Quay pasa?
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  yes
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Lone Wolf, Quay Lord
 adept_nekomancer: Don't forget all the bird slander
 accountmadeforants: Fuckin crowss
 PharaohBender27: FOUL BIRDS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian sits up straight "someone hates crows"
 beowuuf: @TXC2 the important part of kicking someone in the nuts as self defense is the very fast stprint afterwards
 beowuuf: chat?
 Mr_Horrible: clinging to the shaft, eh? 
 beowuuf: one of these options gives an illustration of it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are the two memes from this "cursed ship doomed voyage" and "randomly hates crows, knows they are carrion bird but thinks they are predators"
  TXC2: beowuuf  as we know as children, but then somehow forget 
 adept_nekomancer: Silly predator, we're a Quay Master!
 beowuuf: luggler the huggler
captanovious: I´m going to watch the VOD, because it´s my bed time soon, but I wanted to say thank you, because my partner and I really enjoy watching the Choose Your Own Adventure books read by Adam and Beej (and commented on, and elaborated by Adam and Beej!)   Also everyone in chat, I hope you have a lovely time today (or tonight, or morning, depending on your continent).  You are all awesome.  Including ADAM. So there.
 accountmadeforants: "Animal kinship, except for that squid"
 beowuuf: animal kinship -  squids
dm818: the circle of life
 adept_nekomancer: That's not kinship, that squid murder
GedankenPalast_: @captanovious 
  TXC2: captanovious  
 catcard: @captanovious 
 e_bloc: it's fine, squids are just a very intelligent species
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's just force mind powers
captanovious: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not animal kinship
 beowuuf: @captanovious enjoy when you watch this vod captan!
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, did I miss any shenans?
 beowuuf: @A_Dub888 you have missed rare mission to sign a treaty going instantly to shit in the harbour
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Maouk's mooks
  TXC2: squids and octopuses are not animals, they are aliens from another dimension 
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
 e_bloc: !card Mind Over Matter
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 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 Got sent to sign a treaty, but the leader's dead and apparently his successor wants to capture us so we're trying to evade
 artdecosunburn: Middle Eastern skiff.
 beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 the way the crew reacted to the name means it's obvious bad news and he's clearly a known bad new ruler
Metric_Furlong: yay, property damage!
 adept_nekomancer: We're breaking pottery -- we're a real hero now!
 beowuuf: lone wolf - if i can't steal it i'ma smash it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maze of alleyways, true sign of an old city (genuinely not joking)
 beowuuf: maybe having a very obvious green tunic and radiant sun sword was not the best idea
 A_Dub888: @beowuuf must be karma from something Jeff did in a previous stream
  TXC2: as one of the straights, PREACH
 beowuuf: @A_Dub888 jeff did nothing wrong, except abandon a mage, abandon three guides, abandon fifty rangers, and also abandoned ryger in book 2
 e_bloc: I imagine camoflague works better when you're not sopping wet
 accountmadeforants: As always, go left 20 seconds ago
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did you say that?
 beowuuf: camouflage works better when you don't possess aradiant sun sword
 RatherLargeToad: only good things can happen from this
 beowuuf: five years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean yes, but also if they are crying because of terror that's not so great
 accountmadeforants: We paid to win by buying the previous books, so we gotta be rewarded for that 
 beowuuf: 5050 series starts, 5055 is this book
  TXC2: working like Star dates in Star Trek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, sounds bout right
 beowuuf: umm, that maybe had some symbology they decided to avoid...
 RatherLargeToad: The Kai Discipline of Narc
 beowuuf: WotW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When has it been wrong?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was it wrong about those 37 soliders last book?
 beowuuf: sxth sense never steered you wrong, it let you find that brave mage in book 1 who was your bestest friend ev... nm...
 accountmadeforants: The Kai Discipline of 6th Sense is really just the Kai Discipline of Paranoia
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 beowuuf: green tunic, light skin, fair hair, giant golden blade of sun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume you need one of those black robes
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @beowuuf Sixth Sense is no match for Adam's power of "eh, screw it, it'll be fine"
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned 
  TXC2: we're basically a Norwegian walking around Iraq
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned See last book in the town for this
 beowuuf: "I'm really sorry about the zakhan" "Kimah?" "Bless you"
 jessicatheblack: Henry Rollins came to my collage, hes fantastic
 ArdCollider: Rollins wildly accessible via email, too. It was relatively easy to just email him and ask shit.
highelectricaltemperature: YES! This is my fav of the Lone Wolf books, and I'm psyched to catch it live
 beowuuf: @highelectricaltemperature o/
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: 4 and 13 are my faves   Hoping we continue far enough to get to 13
 e_bloc: being chased by people who want to kill you is the best time to stop and read the newspaper
 Invitare: how did you learn to read it?
 shendaras: Oh, learned to read and speak on that ship I guess.
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Metric_Furlong: so many Nouns
 beowuuf:  Kimah. all my homies hate kimah more
 Marvoleath: those sure are some nouns
Voidhawk42: Brother, that is TOO MANY new words all at once
 itira: what is this.. the Silmarillion?
 couchboyj: You are beset by an army of proper nouns
 beowuuf: funny story, there's a puzzle laterthat i got incorrect when i first did it... this poster would have helped so much with my mistake, but i never thought about it
  TXC2: "the funtal of Kara Kala" sounds like that's ment to be a Mongolian thing, but then change to be "fantasy" sounding
 beowuuf: yup, new ruler.
 beowuuf: no, maouk is his henchmen
 PharaohBender27: No, Marouk is the guy who's after us
 beowuuf: kimah was the name the crew immediately went 'oh shit'
 e_bloc: I like to think Beej is like the bard following you around so he can write heroic songs
ZuNy77: maruk is the guard capt or something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Someone earlier proposed a head canon that Beej is the mouse from an earlier book
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @beowuuf "We've sign that guy fight, he's absolutely OP" - Boat Crew
Voidhawk42: "My cabba--" SLICE
  TXC2: F due process I guess 
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig thats terrific lol
 singinnonsense: due process
 jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I wish I could remember who initially said it so I could give them credit
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @Thefluffiestguineapig 'twas I. The mouse people are called Noodnics 
 PharaohBender27: Talon?
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned kimah has an orb, we don't  with the 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES, you awesome username referencing these streams 
 beowuuf: it's the emblem of the city, an eagle claw cause it's like the eerire or something
highelectricaltemperature: interesting text change, "fair skin" --> "sommelending features"
 beowuuf: the tavern called 'look for me over here'
 ArdCollider: the other door is those weird cult guys
 ArdCollider: yeah
 Invitare: oh these guys
 beowuuf: we met these dudes in a previous book
 PharaohBender27: Oh, does the dwelling belong to that order we - YEAH, CALLED IT
 RockPusher: A *healing* grenade
 Cptasparagus: this author really likes sore thumb analogies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @highelectricaltemperature Probably a thing from 80's to "ok, deep fantasy lore goes over fine now"
 beowuuf: holy "water"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf The secret hand grenade we melted that dude with?
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup
 Invitare: he can't tell them where you are because he doesn't speak
  TXC2: Whicker back chairs is my cover version of holler back girls
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "It's 50% Holy Water. The other 50% is Holy Hydrofluoric Acid"
 accountmadeforants: "This guy's planning to betray you for a purse of copper" -"Fuck, should've stuck with the silver guy"
 beowuuf: anything capitalised can be grabbed in your backpack
 beowuuf: that's the normal rules
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To note for your inventory
 RockPusher: >eat rope
ZuNy77: good point
 beowuuf: toilet?
 e_bloc: secret cult meetins
 beowuuf: hence the stench?
 calculated_uncertainties: they're really afraid of sewer alligators
 adept_nekomancer: Rat storage?
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @beowuuf Might be it. Poop directly into the sewer below.
highelectricaltemperature: a bolt on the outside of the cellar would mean you kept people in there
ThorSokar: so you can bolt the door when you're down the to hide from a tornado
 beowuuf: let's recall the phrase 'nothing bad can happen with a cellar door'... or iron grill in this case...
highelectricaltemperature: sewer level!!!! 
 couchboyj: A dark stench filled shaft was my nickname in college
Metric_Furlong: not the baga-darooz!
 e_bloc: the contractor you used to build the house is incompetent
 beowuuf: CHAT!
 PharaohBender27: 
ZuNy77: STANK
 itira: 
 beowuuf: chat was with you all along this adventure
 YFiddler: 
GedankenPalast_: Naturally
 Coherent_Noise: We've found Stinky
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
ZuNy77: i guess the smell NEVER coems out
 beowuuf: we called him the stink...from far away
  TXC2: the stink in the sink
Bruceski: Leroy Butz had an interesting life
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "AN old man called the stink, because his parents hated him"
 lamina5432: it’s someone living Adam’s dream of being called “the … “
 SquareDotCube: Is his real name Pete?
 calculated_uncertainties: wrongfully imprisoned, that does sound like chat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a fucking ship you can't exactly wash
 jessicaengle: 
 beowuuf: oh no, given your fair features, did the crew call you the pink?
 e_bloc: someone call dwight schultz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @calculated_uncertainties We are very brave when Adam doesn't have access to the tech 
 rosesmcgee: Nobody else called him the Stink, it was just what you called him
 calculated_uncertainties: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm here for lets nope streams.
 Coherent_Noise: This is Serge previous level job stories
  TXC2: right me hartees, it's time to learn of the Smirills
 ArdCollider: forklift certification is a kai discipline, etc.
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
 beowuuf: @rosesmcgee owing to his one year imprisonment, he was very thoughtful, and helpful...everyone esle called him the shrink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @calculated_uncertainties Same, I cackle during those, but that's because all my adrenaline is used up with cats who want to murder me for needing to take their blood
 beowuuf: o. night txc2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (I'm a vet tech
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
 RockPusher: or not, that's what I get for reading out of the corner of my eye
 beowuuf: and we have now chosen our path through this part of the game
 calculated_uncertainties: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's the end of my work day, so I welcome the solitude.
 margieargie: I'll say this, these guys are very devoted to their job
 adept_nekomancer: What part of the training for tracking takes place in a sewer?
  TXC2: RockPusher  I wasn't going to leave, but I will now anyway 'cause it is gone 10 here 
 PharaohBender27: Well, they were threatened with death
Voidhawk42: Terminator music playing as the guards chase you
 couchboyj: They get paid in not being beheaded
 RockPusher: TXC2 that's part of what tripped me up, it is "around that time"
  TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam and Beej and Paul on Tech
  TXC2: RockPusher  fair
 beowuuf: night this time!
 spurius: I feel there is a flaw in the plan of saying to ALL the guards we are going to kill you all
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "My parents called me Landar. Then I joined the Kai and became Silent Wolf. Then the Kai all died and I became Lone Wolf. And now I'm The Stink II"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj That sounds like what people tell me I do for being hired and being neurodivergent
 Twilight_Spark: Fantasy cloaca. Fantasy cloaca!
 RockPusher: Remember The Stink
 ArdCollider: not just the Stink, 'the Stink' in derision quotes
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned The darklands call me aki-amaz which means 'stay away', and the dessi call me kor-skarn, which means 'hold your nose'
 couchboyj: Trust in The Stink
Wolfstrike_NL: Listen to chat  ?
 RockPusher:  
 jessicaengle: Respecc the Stincc
 Invitare: I think The Stink has lead you wrong
 adept_nekomancer: Welp, time to murder another squid.
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: The unmistakable sound of alliteration
 RockPusher:  fren!
 beowuuf: another squid needs to be our friend and die for us
 Mr_Horrible: "My vengeance will be absolute"
 margieargie: Maybe the world's cutest small furry animal is here for you to send it after
 beowuuf: aww, is this the second time we've missed the illustration?
aClonedPickle: biguana
 NotCainNorAbel: puppy
 Mr_Horrible: "We made a monitor lizard very spikey"
 Invitare: what's that horrible, vile, winged thing next to it?
 silenceaux: Dang, nasty
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: If not fren why fren shaped?
 beowuuf: i think we keep taking pages that miss the illustration
 Mr_Horrible: that's super sick actually, love that they include that
 beowuuf: think it fills the tunnel
 Mr_Horrible: that woulda been my favorite part if I read this as a kid
 silenceaux: why and how are they mutants
 beowuuf: @Invitare don't even worry about it
 Mr_Horrible: Orville Maakenmire, popcorn magnate
 ArdCollider: we clearly kicked ass at seismology in the Kai monastery.
ZuNy77: damn i feel like i learned more about the history and geology of that area less about the animal
 beowuuf: maakengorge is where the armies of vashna fell in to too, which can't have helped
 RockPusher: Arm-pit Kwaraz
 Invitare: I haven't even updated to MS11, let alone 5000
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Kai Discipline: Ecology
 e_bloc: murder
 calculated_uncertainties: sewer alligators.
 beowuuf: thanks adam, now i'm checking for ceiling alligators
 RockPusher: ♫ Spider-Croc, Spider-Croc ♫
ZuNy77: time to melt the brain of this lizard
 adept_nekomancer: So anyway I started mindblasting
 SquareDotCube: time to Mind Blast baby!
 Coherent_Noise: Wait, you dont have up-gators in Canada?
 SquareDotCube: let's Scanners lizard
 artdecosunburn: They're just really gullible lizards.
 beowuuf: hah, get wrecked
ZuNy77: well for for that lizard i guess
 margieargie: Better than the innocent squid I guess
 beowuuf: i am not the driod you are looking for....
Metric_Furlong: people still smoke, yes 
 adept_nekomancer: Perhaps hypnosis is just permission to participate in improv.
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: The alligator was just playing along for the show.
highelectricaltemperature: ^^
Armoric: Oh, more reading, yay!
 itira: 
 PharaohBender27: 
ZuNy77: 2?
 ArdCollider: !clip
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 RainyMint: 
 Mr_Horrible: something something overly full wallet
 couchboyj: The Summer Sword
 YFiddler: 
Armoric: But huge dicks get in the way of swinging your humongus magic sword D:
 catcard: losing it
 adept_nekomancer: "Remember to add any abs you want to keep to your backpack."
BalthusHomewood: Stoic... chiseled jaw... smells like shit
 e_bloc: if you have the kai discipline of 'hung like a horse' go to page 69
ZuNy77: i mean if your good enough with one it can be mind blastin
 SquareDotCube: using a urinal is hell, but worth it?
Wolfstrike_NL: Am Beej okay  ?
 catcard: @e_bloc laughed irl
 e_bloc: @catcard 
BalthusHomewood: You and your pendulous balls go to page 37
 beowuuf: Just do a parody book 
 e_bloc: that and door are iconic
Armoric: It's just good marketing tbh. 
 RockPusher: The "Airplane!" of CYOA
 e_bloc: once all the books are done, we really need a highlight reel of just lone wolf
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: You are THE STINK, legendary wise man of the LoadingReadyRealms.
 lamina5432: why don’t we just make a really long one like 2.5k pages
 adept_nekomancer: I mean, that seems like a great way to go given how gullible these ceiling alligators are
highelectricaltemperature: "use your psychic powers to lead an army of mutant alligators against the new mayor" is out I guess
 RainyMint: Trust in The Stink
BalthusHomewood: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadGorgeousRhinocerosStinkyCheese-1buK2CZCKUg1HCs8
 beowuuf: stinky joe
 ArdCollider: otaku stink, last of the kai lords, once called Jeff
 beowuuf: we're now locked in
BalthusHomewood: @ArdCollider Worst of his name
 beowuuf: iron grate gets its revenge
 e_bloc: if you have the kai discipline of 'steiner math...;
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 PharaohBender27: Uh-oh, did we just just insta-tetanus?
 Invitare: it turns out the King previously sent 100 Knights to sign this peace treaty, and when that failed he sent 50, and when that failed he sent you
BalthusHomewood: Oh no, now his abs are well oiled
 ArdCollider: Kai discipline of PT lost to time
 calculated_uncertainties: Did we just die of dysentery?
 e_bloc: okay you might be having a stroke
BalthusHomewood: Oh, goody, stroke water
 PharaohBender27: *just get
 beowuuf: open. wound.
BalthusHomewood: Filth Fever, baby
 RockPusher: 
 beowuuf: gottem!
 silenceaux: What a name
 CaptainSpam: LIMBDEATH
 e_bloc: you don't fucking say
 Omnipotrevor: deadarm
 YFiddler: 
 ArdCollider: 
 lamina5432: these terms
 couchboyj: Limb death metal is my favorite
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
 e_bloc: turns out you just slept on it wrong
 CaptainSpam: Wait, wait, it gets better: Limbdeath MICROBES.
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Gets wounded, wades through a sewer, gets more wounded, scrapes himself on a rusty grille... Should have taken THE STINK'S first aid course.
BalthusHomewood: "In my educated medica opinion, I have Arm-fall-off Disease"
 Laurence72: I was drinking when he said that, and near experienced Larry death
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't
 e_bloc: they called them limbdeath microbes?
 Cptasparagus: ligmadeath
 raulghoulia: use animal friendship on them
 beowuuf: you swam in a frickin swere with an open wound, what did you think was gunna happen? did you think you were some sort of magical hero or something?
 e_bloc: this is some faerie mound level b.s.
 jessicaengle: @raulghoulia This
 RockPusher: LIMB… or DEATH!!!
BalthusHomewood: "Dangit, Merlin, get out of my wound!"
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: THey just cause minor itching. They were discovered by Dr John Limbdeath.
  Juliamon: I think it's pronounced "weed"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't we have healing now?
 RockPusher: "Limb please!" "Oh, we're all out of limbs."
 e_bloc: 15 more books with one arm
 Invitare: So far this book is Shadow in the Sewer
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, are we dying horribly?
 itira: 
Armoric: holy shit
 ContingentCat: lol
BalthusHomewood: Man, this place is Baga dicks
 PharaohBender27: 
 adept_nekomancer: We need to find weed for our arm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 margieargie: It's medicinal
ButButTheJesus: that giggle grass?
 beowuuf: i mean... even if it's not, it definitely is now
 e_bloc: just bust out your vape pen
 itira: 
 beowuuf: ooweeeeeeed
 catcard: lmfaoooooooo
 RockPusher: 
 ContingentCat: well if the book insists
 couchboyj: I have limb death, got an gumeeze?
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m1gr3nA: @raulghoulia bacteria are not part of kingdom animalia? 
 itira: hahahahaa
BalthusHomewood: Wait, are they to imply theres no weed in this particular culture?
 rosesmcgee: No, that's the point.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
ButButTheJesus: ennuid?
 e_bloc:   
BalthusHomewood: en-oede
 beowuuf: ten guy - limbs not working, blinks at you ' i need hopsital'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's legal but only with limb death
 wedge_x: Crank 3
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @m1gr3nA That's it, send the bacteria off to attack a passing octopus instead.
 RealGamerCow: The only cure for limb death is couch lock
Bruceski: Lone Wolf and Kumar go to White Castle
 Jillexie: This book is for sure a banger
 e_bloc: limbdeath turns you into a teenager
 Coherent_Noise: We've all been there. Find weed by noon or die
 Marvoleath: mid afternoon? about 4:20 p.m. I bet
 beowuuf: 6 and 7 are stand alone ok again, thne 8 onwards kinda motor along again to book 12 ending
m1gr3nA: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned ah, diplomacy it is then 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WonderfulLightNarwhalDatBoi-2u95x-moTpcEgj4J
 beowuuf: yup, you have two major choices
 RockPusher: I assume the surrender was 
 beowuuf: be captured or be arm fucked
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @beowuuf I feel like 7 would really suit Adam's style. So much classic dungeon nonsense.
 Jillexie: Yeah, there is a non-sewer pathj where you don;t get this illness.
BalthusHomewood: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IncredulousAthleticMangoMikeHogu-56TZGfuFUCmApfXy
 Invitare: The Stink was punished by being sent here, so maybe you would be too if you were caught
 raulghoulia: scvfifty five
 couchboyj: Shitty change
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned yeah, absolutely. i mean 6 has lots of fun incidental travelling thing too. like the altar bow battle
ThorSokar: It's called FLAVOR
 e_bloc: over-eager editor
 adept_nekomancer: Only the interior of the snake.  Not the exterior.
 Jillexie: There are two general paths through the first part of this story.
 betweenmyself: You are traveling down the sewer when you come across some monkey bars.  If bot of your arms currently work -  “FUCK!”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj Literally
 artdecosunburn: Straightbowels may be a disease here, like Limbdeath.
 e_bloc: do you have the kai discipline of unarmed combat
 Invitare: The Stink likes to talk
 adept_nekomancer: Mudgeysers, of course, are full of assdeath microbes.
 A_Dub888: Has WWE had a wrestler called "The Geyser"?
 beowuuf: i actually like that it gives the place a rich history and more complexity to contrast the unfortunate  'evil middle east coded bad guy'
 UnknownFriday: They are an advanced civilization: They've got germ theory and geothermal heating!
BalthusHomewood: You gotta shimney up the chimney
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer  I'm cackling so hard my cat got off my lap
 e_bloc: john cena is just chilling here causing earthquakes
 RockPusher: 
BalthusHomewood: Ohh, can that kill the LIMBDEATH?
loufghyslaufey: How, intuitive?
ButButTheJesus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah NO SHIT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Only stings?
 ArdCollider: just doing a one-arm Green Arrow salmon ladder sitch
 beowuuf: it's interesting, it's actually possible to not have limbdeath here and so you end up captured...but originally, the book forgets to take your possessions getting captured this late, so you technically can have all your possessions when captured
loufghyslaufey: No turning... back?
 RealGamerCow: Brother is getting steamed like a dumpling
 e_bloc: hey at least your one arm doesn't hurt
 accountmadeforants: Also if we did do combat, we still have the overpowered sword
 couchboyj: After the summer sword, combat is pretty easy it seems
 beowuuf: in general you might have died a couple of times. high CS lets you get through poor choices easier
Wolfstrike_NL: You are down like ~7 HP now just by story
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Adam would be dead playing properly  Mostly because he never took Healing, which is the most important thing if you're playing properly.
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Though all the combat and END tracking would be a much worse stream to watch. 
 RealGamerCow: That kraken or whatever from the last book was a big beast
 beowuuf: all but one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned The goof factor is why this is fun for most of us TBH
Pal_Friendpatine: I know how he feels with his limb death  . I got bit/stung by a black ant today
 beowuuf: oh, you think??!
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah watching someone diligently tracking their stats would be pretty dull. Goof and story FTW!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned Plus watching three friends be friends is always fun
 DarkMorford: Onsen trip
ZuNy77: oh thank god
 Nigouki: I love the public bath episode of anime
Armoric: Do they sell weed in the public baths?
ButButTheJesus: there's a smell
 calculated_uncertainties: hot springs episode!
ZuNy77: now we can simple be unstink
 Nigouki: it's like a beach episode with indoor backgrounds
 beowuuf: stinI2
Armoric: "Hey I'm infected and probably contagious, let's go to the public baths"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That man is so sad
 calculated_uncertainties: I think the guy is pooping
 Mr_Horrible: looks like *someone* really needs to be here!
 beowuuf: you smell like a sewer paul 
 CaptainSpam: That is a man on a can.
highelectricaltemperature: i think he is reacting to The Stink
 e_bloc: walking into the stall when you're taking a dump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @Nigouki All 80s/90s media was legally required to include an Onsen Episode.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They used to share scraping sticks too
 Mr_Horrible: wouldn't those also regularly collapse catastrophically
 Coherent_Noise: Someone walking up out of the toilet in the stall next to you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Depended on the city
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Paul
 YFiddler: 
 Mr_Horrible: WHAT YEAR IS IT
m1gr3nA: so a trainspotting scene got it
 adept_nekomancer: Guy jumps out of the toilet, starts demanding weed...
 CaptainSpam: "YOU SAW NOTHING"
7gorobei: is it safe?
 jessicaengle: Also you're infected with flesh eating bacteria
 e_bloc: hope that wasn't your wiping arm
 RockPusher: You interrupted his shit-posting!
 RatherLargeToad: you are The Stink now!
 lamina5432: is it because we met the stink
 PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
 A_Dub888: Bless you
 beowuuf: , we smelled baknars, we know how big an insult that is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
 margieargie: Uh-oh, you might have Nosedeath
 Mr_Horrible: we love multi-sensory media don't we? 
 adept_nekomancer: Congrats -- the public bath is now full of death bacteria.
 Mr_Horrible: oh he's reading the newspaper on the pooper
 Mr_Horrible: classic
 Mr_Horrible: 
 calculated_uncertainties: gross
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @adept_nekomancer On the plus side, it's also full of poop now, so no-one else will get in.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate that
 Mr_Horrible: "If you wish to swallow some of the purple oil" HUH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not oil Paul
 beowuuf: we don't care, microbes for all! *we* are the smelly foreigner
BalthusHomewood: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastyYawningMallardNerfBlueBlaster-UC4rUqVHkeExvPD5
 accountmadeforants: "It took 10 people two hours just to fill and heat this bath"
 e_bloc: could be sour cream
 Mr_Horrible: I'm reminded of the options in the Tales of the Arabian Nights board game
 CaptainSpam: "You identify this as cooking oil.  If you still want to drink it..."
 adept_nekomancer: It might be weed!
 Marvoleath: lube up
 Mr_Horrible: "I drink the fire"
 RockPusher: lar NUMA NUMA yay
 Mr_Horrible: not much, what's larnuma with you?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whoa black betty lanana
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "Wait, there's a giant pot of lube here? I came to the wrong public baths..."
CookieMom: Maybe it'll make you fall asleep so you don't wake up in time.
 Mr_Horrible: We're about to start a Corrupted Blood plague
 PharaohBender27: We're going to be a limbdeath superspreader
 Mr_Horrible: we took the debuff out of the dungeon
 beowuuf: a little late, would have been nice earlier after that graze from the grate!
 raulghoulia: @Mr_Horrible oh did we have our hunter pet out?
 RealGamerCow: There's a great anime/manga of an ancient Roman that transports him to a modern Japanese bath house
 RockPusher: That frood knows where his towel is
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
ThorSokar: the towels are FREE!
ZuNy77: goes to the free bath steals the towels
 raulghoulia: you can wear a towel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Depending on the region he was from/archaeological interpretation he MIGHT do ok
 SquareDotCube: They're FREE Lone Wolf, just take them!
 e_bloc: at least take the shampoo and conditioner
 ArdCollider: I bet the towel caused so much newsletter drama.
 beowuuf: say that to the cadence of cool baracuda
 RockPusher: No great deed is commemorated here
 RockPusher: This is not a place of honour
 Mr_Horrible: Pirates, murderers, and guys who stiffed me at the market
 e_bloc: how do we know they were criminal s
 beowuuf: down a side alley? no one's going to see it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That list of crimes is very Victorian English
7gorobei: that cant be a great smell as you come out of the baths
 calculated_uncertainties: Right outside the bath, go right back in.
Wolfstrike_NL: All these people stole a towel
 PharaohBender27: Ooof
 beowuuf: oops
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned:  The Stink...
 Invitare: RIP The Stink
ThorSokar: even The Stink?
 adept_nekomancer: Wow, we have really bad luck with crews.
 beowuuf: zimah is a Bad Man
 jessicaengle: 
 Laurence72: It's calld 'Sending a Message'
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: CURSED VOYAGE
 e_bloc: I mean that must have hurt like hell
 RatherLargeToad: Cursed Voyage
 adept_nekomancer: Cursed Voyage
 Jillexie: Chat is dead
 Mr_Horrible: we're not called The Wolf With Lots of Friends, guys
 beowuuf: the stink is dead, long live the stink
 RealGamerCow: Cursed voyage
 lamina5432: passed on the title apparently
 RainyMint: Long live The Stink o7
 jessicaengle: o7
 PharaohBender27: Herb merchants, you say?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shouldn't have renamed ourselves
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's expression
 Laurence72: Of course The Stink is dead, we took a bath!
 Mr_Horrible: "nope, just oregano"
 beowuuf: @tdapenguin the envoy was from vassgonia asking us to come back with him to sign a treaty
ZuNy77: mistress of the HERB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need Kathleen's voice
ButButTheJesus: that jazz cabbage
 RockPusher: We have NEED of OEDE
loufghyslaufey: I don't get it. You people(NPCs) must be weirder than this & I just got here. I'm leaving...
 e_bloc: nice
 Coherent_Noise: Maybe its for the best we let that wizard alone in book 1. Interacting with us is a bit deadly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen's grumpy woman from QWERPLINE voice
 tdapenguin: @beowuuf thanks. (i only recently tuned in)
 beowuuf: @tdapenguin no problem 
 beowuuf: cool as in hip or cool as in termperature?
 e_bloc: i've got a need.  a need for oede
 beowuuf: we will have our answer if she has weed
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 itira: hahaha
 YFiddler: 
 beowuuf: 
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "aah, another victim of the wee-fees..."
 CaptainSpam: "oeeeeeeeeeede."
 kdefinition: I mean, did anyone expect it to be this straight forward?
 Laurence72: BUT YOU ADVERTIZED IT!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Of course
 beowuuf: who coulda seen that coming
 adept_nekomancer: This is what happens when we don't legalize it.
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's bogarting all the kush!
 e_bloc: does she know who we are
 RockPusher: The Oede-stocracy strikes again!
 tdapenguin: we're gonna be doing a theiving, aren't we? but probably not very well, i'm guessing
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "Great, more witch-piss from the piss-witch"
 SnackPak_: I'm so glad oede is legal in my state
 e_bloc: your last few hours
 rosesmcgee: Damn war on drugs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc He has to get it by tomorrow
 beowuuf: @tdapenguin theiving is what we're best at. we've got so much stolen things (adam listed it at the start   )
 tdapenguin: @beowuuf dangit, me and this vod are gonna hafta be friends, i guess
 RealGamerCow: "Here's an edible"
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Fun fact, Kennedy waited for his own giant stockpile of Cuban cigars to arrive before he outlawed their import into the USA.
 beowuuf: rendalim was the dude who healed us in book 1 before we saw the king
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig do they even say what time it is
 beowuuf: @tdapenguin oh no! 
 tdapenguin: @beowuuf truly, such a hard life 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Save all the healing for the final boss, just in case
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @ShaneLeeAtk We have a sword that laser-nukes final bosses. It'll be fine. Definitely.
 tdapenguin: 'whatever this is' indeed 
 tdapenguin: hey, we're on break, so @Thefluffiestguineapig , got a neat animal fact to share?
 RealGamerCow: I love these streams so much
Voidhawk42: I have the distinct feeling that fleeing from the guards rather than surrendering has royally F'd up this whole run, and Limbdeath is the book punishing you for "cowardice"
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Any particular species you want it to be about? Or is it dealers choice on facts?
 e_bloc: shoutout to Card Kingdom, they sold me a spiderman box with a soul stone in it
 beowuuf: @Voidhawk42 nah, it's just the DM had this whole thing planned in the palace but the rolls went so well that they have to figure out some plot mcguffin to get the player back to the palace. And threatening a limb is probably the only thing that would get a player to care 
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, that makes sense
 adept_nekomancer: @beowuuf "I didn't write any content for you NOT going to the palace..."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Oh so most of them?
 TheDevil_Risen: can someone give me a TLDR of the session so far plz
 TheDevil_Risen: ?
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig i believe it's pretty rare
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig dealer's choice! if you want me to choose i can
 adept_nekomancer: @TheDevil_Risen We were sent to sign a peace treaty with a rival nation whose ruler promptly died, and we're now a fugitive.  We ran through a sewer and got infected and now we'll lose our arm unless we can find weed in the next 24 hours.
 PharaohBender27: We were sent to sign a treaty with the local ruler but he died before we got there and a bad guy took over and we ran away from his henchmen in the sewer and now we need Oede or we lose our arm
 beowuuf: @adept_nekomancer *cut to cam's story about a party leaving a city immediately and sailing to another port. GM tips up notes, puts them down, picks up notes again and put them infront of themselves'
 e_bloc: got to town, kiings dead.  jumped in the water, arm got infected.  wen to the oede dealer but they were all sold out
Wolfstrike_NL: Oede (read weed)
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks chat  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Sounds good, I recently learned that one of the ways to get a hedgehog to unroll is to just let them hear running water potentially
 DarkMorford: Now I want WotC to make a Magic card (maybe in Simic?) called "Oede Dealer"
 Coherent_Noise: Our boy Lone Wolf has taken everything not nailed down except a really big towel
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig neat! i thought it was just 'stop pestering them and wait until they think the danger is actually gone'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I misread that, I'm so sorry, also holy shit that is rare. My brain is offering about 20% capacity
 TheDevil_Risen: simic would be Swamp Oede Dealier 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Generally yes, but they are nocturnal so they are always annoyed during vet appointments because they need to happen during the daytime
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen Would you use that to activate mutate on your creatures or take away creature types on an opponents creatures?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin This is in a veterinary setting only, if this is your hedgehog at home, you are correct
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yeah, that makes sense. (the advice i was given in the context of under-10s of 'yes i have a pet hedgehoge, yes it'll curl up, and no you aren't allowed to be a pest'
 beowuuf: wb
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dm818: It's misplaced
 Mr_Horrible: We've got an arm is escrow
 Invitare: it's "lost" in the same way as those 50 knights in the last book
 lamina5432: it’s poisoned on its way to rotting
 CaptainSpam: Oh hey, does one of the on-break cards still say "MTG every Thursday"?
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig thanks for the neat info.
 RatherLargeToad: Weed Tales!  Wooo oooo!
ZuNy77: royal a pufficary
 Twilight_Spark: Dammit it's just like Dune not again.
 Mr_Horrible: Dougie and Gord ass comedy
 raulghoulia: butterscotch!
 adept_nekomancer: @Twilight_Spark Well, we haven't ridden any sandworms *yet*...
 rosesmcgee: Butternuts...
 e_bloc: gotta get fully greened up or we die or lose an arm
 vinewood_og: I didn't know that Centaur was a diabetic!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Yes, for me I was told to explain about sleeping, and would you like to be woken up by being poked over and over again? Then we can let the hedgehog wake up slowly
 adept_nekomancer: How many princesses have they gone through?
 beowuuf: look, it's actually clever, because the one place the zakhan is going to look for you is his own frickin palace. like amsilately last place
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 CaptainSpam: Zombie princesses, gotcha.
 Coherent_Noise: Remember to stay hydrated and not forget your oede
 ShaneLeeAtk: @adept_nekomancer At least 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ShaneLeeAtk Enough to invest in a tomb
 Invitare: he was a magician
 beowuuf: i have a feeling rulers are bad news full stop
 Invitare: but not very good at it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so much effort
 Mr_Horrible: imagine if the executioner was like 2 degrees off
 ShaneLeeAtk: @Thefluffiestguineapig Indeed. Weird infrastructure flex, but it seems to fit
ButButTheJesus: I remember that fatality from MKII
 SnackPak_: read the room dude
 beowuuf:  that dude too. all my homies hate that dude specifically
 beowuuf: boo hoo
 Mr_Horrible: "BWAH!"
 e_bloc: cutting people in half no good?  fine we'll cut them into quarters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sucks to suck my dude
 tdapenguin: erm, i have more questions. i don't want any answers tho
 adept_nekomancer: @ShaneLeeAtk So it was in fact 2.
 SnackPak_: why do we have this room?
 beowuuf: can we go desecrate his grave? i forget if there is an option 
BalthusHomewood: He Came. He Saw....
 Laurence72: Does that make him a Princess too, then?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, then we literally built a MASSIVE FUCK OFF BUILDING CELEBRATING THIS TERRIBLE THING
 Nigouki: "Sire, you've killed the slaves without adding the Tomb of Princesses..."
 Mr_Horrible: they know there's treasure rooms, but not *where*! 
 the_fanerdic: WAIT A SECOND!
 the_fanerdic: this book makes no sense!
 Mr_Horrible: giving em the Doryani
 jamesk902: If you were cutting a centaur in half ...
7gorobei: human bas relief
 accountmadeforants: What if he put out a highly specific royal decree. "Kill all the slaves who built my treasure chambers"
ZuNy77: like a bandsaw?
 beowuuf: i mean he probably walked around babbling about the treasure palace, ironically making all the death moot
 Mr_Horrible: sending cheesewire through them like a block of clay
 ArdCollider: very Dewey Cox "been halved"
 Coherent_Noise: In half, ear to heel
 tdapenguin: north is bribable
 Jillexie: North
 PharaohBender27: North gate sounds right
 beowuuf: see, this is brilliant! maybe we can assassinate the ruler of another country while's we're at it then steal their stuff
 tdapenguin: @beowuuf seems reasonalbe
 accountmadeforants: Submissive and Bribable guards
 the_fanerdic: @beowuuf If Kai kills the ruler do they become the new ruler?
 beowuuf: @tdapenguin we were sent to sign a treaty for peace, and that's kinda similar
 Invitare: replace the bad guards?
 Coherent_Noise: She probably just knew that Steve works the Northgate
 adept_nekomancer: Fire the bad guards, hire ceiling alligators instead.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Suddenly moist tiger statue
 SquareDotCube: A real life Mt. Holly from Blue Prince. Or another Winchester Manor
 beowuuf: @the_fanerdic if the chronicals of riddick have taught me nothing else, it's that you keep what you kill... which means we have to kill the kingom? but then sure
ButButTheJesus: "this tiger smells like piss"
 terribleplan: So... is the tiger a urinal, or... ?
 Mr_Horrible: that one looked so tacky, tho... 
 tdapenguin: @beowuuf it's one way to enforce the peace, at ;east
 Mr_Horrible: I need bass-reliefs! I need crests!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
 vinewood_og: The MC Escher remodel is all fun and games until taco night!
 artdecosunburn: Your own personal Winchester Mystery House.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul with the perfect one liner
Wolfstrike_NL: The recruiting company gave us green lights, they have not need to pay anyone yet
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: RIchard Garriott (Ultima games) did that, before he sold most of his stuff to raise money to go into space - he lived in a castle, but it spent like 50% of the time as the world's most ludicrous Halloween house.
 Invitare: that old herb woman was NOT wrong about these guys
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They just trip over each other
 Mr_Horrible: "Can I bribe you guys to get in?" "Hmmm, I dunno... what's in it for *us*?"
 beowuuf: you no hear me, you no see me, sneeky sneeky sneek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could have sung an opera and they wouldn't have noticed
 Mr_Horrible: "Maybe we shouldn't have a post assignment called The Dumbass Gate"
thedevil_risen1: GG Ez
 beowuuf: she was hawt
thedevil_risen1: And the her woman is aerith
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Compromise: She was 60 and hot as hell.
 RealGamerCow: She was that witchy girl that is very hot but has not washed in about 4 months
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
 ArdCollider: that's weird, I thought adam was thirsty.
 beowuuf: all this plot is making me hungry in my tum tum
 ShaneLeeAtk: I can sense the oede...
 Mr_Horrible: "Could got for a nosh...""
 beowuuf: 
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 couchboyj: Aint no way that herb lady was baptized
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Not going to hunt a snack in the palace gardens?
 Mr_Horrible: chomping on a KaiND bar
 SnackPak_: I'd buy that
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Surely there's a koi pond or a peacock or something 
highelectricaltemperature: white house has a fountain, checks out
 SnackPak_: well...
 Invitare: "Nice fountain. Must be slaves"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact this city doesn't stink checks out
 adept_nekomancer: "There are several VILE BIRDS perching on the fountain..."
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: "Sir, there's a one armed man gnawing on a fish from the ornamental pond" "Well, he's certainly not the Sommlending Diplomatic Envoy"
 RealGamerCow: So none of this is necessary if we don't need oede?
 Mr_Horrible: "The precious weed herb" is very "one marijuana, please" coded
 beowuuf: @RealGamerCow if we don't need oede we'd be captured and would be trying to get out right about now
 Mr_Horrible: "There's gonna be a bottomless pit here"
 Omnipotrevor: You know how to keep going into a tavern after the book tells you twice to leave?
 terribleplan: Ah, The Most Dangerous Game
 KBKarma: Is that how that's pronounced? Courtiés?
 KBKarma: I've been pronouncing it as written.
 Coherent_Noise: If they need more heads, they can get some at the general store
 Mr_Horrible: maybe the open book will have directions to the oede
dm818: the rich people think you are the help
 beowuuf: and this is the last place anyone would think you were!
 couchboyj: Eye of the storm, baby
 InconsiderateHat: @KBKarma I think it's originally French then Anglicized, so yes and yes.
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SullenSoftMelonGrammarKing-GHh3MpvUqWkyFaag
Wolfstrike_NL: They are still looking for a guy with 2 good arms, they have not had the patch notes yet
 RatherLargeToad: Slip N Slide?
 Mr_Horrible: they got the Gay Cocaine
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Kitty!
 RockPusher: Kitty!
 beowuuf: @Wolfstrike_NL two good arms, and smells like a foreigner, rather than smell like a local who has been in the sewer
 Invitare: distract it with a squid
 beowuuf: there was one in the book 4 mines i think
 beowuuf: but we never fought it
 rosesmcgee: It chases the laser beam
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: (Previous ELix fight was a route in book 4 you didn't take)
 Mr_Horrible: "What he say fuck ME for???"
 RockPusher: Does the glossary have info about it?
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Book 4 one has cool art of a cat looking round a door IIRC
ZuNy77: perfect
 SnackPak_: 
 Mr_Horrible: big cartoon bump on its head with birds circling it
 KBKarma: 
 couchboyj: 
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned yeah, i realised that sadly when there was no illustration here
 rosesmcgee:  
dm818: clammy aka dank
DoodlestheGreat: WEED
 Laurence72: I wonder how fast it will have us regain use of our arm?
 KBKarma: RIP the not-cat.
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Elix:  https://www.projectaon.org/en/xhtml/lw/04tcod/ill18.htm
 beowuuf: you never asked it
 adept_nekomancer: The cat is the keeper of the weed.
 beowuuf: just kill and theive like the hero you are
 RockPusher: The Masterful Cat is Depressed Again today because you killed it
 Laurence72: A weed cat? Sprigatito?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstemiousModernArmadilloKappaClaus-7haAG8kdbfHCfFbk
 beowuuf:  this cat in particular
 accountmadeforants: "Squids? Kill em"
 KBKarma: Weederb.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, that is very 80's coded
 beowuuf: magic herb!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ravens/crows/corvids in general and cats are witchcraft coded
 SquareDotCube: it's like the golden fleece in plant form
 betweenmyself: Weederb: Apply Directly to the Shoulder.  Weederb: Apply Directly to the Shoulder.  Weederb: Apply Directly to the Shoulder.
 Mr_Horrible: medica mint 
ZuNy77: huh
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: on our end it looks like it's pronounced "substance"
ZuNy77: evil smelling?
 ContingentCat: evil smelling?
 KBKarma: Farts.
 RealGamerCow: patchoulli
 Invitare: The Stink
 KBKarma: But *bad* farts.
 compactdisco: Brimstone
 ContingentCat: Are we sure there isn't a gas leak?
 Laurence72: Smells like chaos and dishonesty?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rotting things are generally evil smelling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dead things are evil smelling
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Ah, Evil-Smelling Torches, noted foe of heroic THE STINK
 rosesmcgee: Drama
 ContingentCat: because it's the bottom of the page
ZuNy77: you are CONFIDENT this door will NOT blow up
 Jillexie: Multiple paths leading here likely.
 betweenmyself: anything found in Yankee Candle Company’s bargain bin is evil smelling
 adept_nekomancer: His cat is dead, his weed was stolen...
 rosesmcgee: He's gonna blame himself, like it starved in there
 beowuuf: funny story, in the captured path you need to work out that section number
 KBKarma: You killed yer man's pet cat. Sad times.
 NotCainNorAbel: we're the hero
 Invitare: the cat's the only person we've met in this palace actually doing its job too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, congratulations you're the hero
 rosesmcgee: Second worst week of their life
 KBKarma: Murderhobo, awaaaaay!
 beowuuf: if you are captured this is where the branches come back together
 RockPusher: Presumably to reassure you that this is in fact where you are meant to be
 Jillexie: It mean that at 58, you had to open a combination lock, the number of which was 67
 ShaneLeeAtk: Loading Zone
 KBKarma: Jaysus.
 betweenmyself: this book needs more footnotes…  House of Leaves CYOA when!?! 
 RockPusher: rock door!
 e_bloc: jesus
 RockPusher: an etum for arbors
 Laurence72: @RockPusher The door you were born to open!
 shendaras: amethyst is a lot of aluminum, right?
 beowuuf: a pirate's favourite location
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 SquareDotCube: at least amethyst can be grown, very slowly
 KBKarma: It fills you with DETERMINATION.
 RockPusher: Laurence72 *foiled by a little "Pull" sign
 rosesmcgee: Spite is the best motivator
 e_bloc: wow, Green Velvet is here?
 betweenmyself: You feel a sudden wave of homesickness.  You decide to spend a few hours gathering sti- NO!  That’s how you got into this mess in the first place.
 beowuuf: these section breaks are just to build tension, because....
 Jillexie: THings about to change
loufghyslaufey: What? Its over?
 Twilight_Spark: I wonder if these "flip the page" prompts are just space management.
loufghyslaufey: I just got back here...
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: thre Orb of Death (seriously)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sigh
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: He is PONDERING it.
 beowuuf: 
 Jillexie: Orb of Deeeeeeaaaaaatttttthhhhh
 beowuuf: all my homies hate the Orb of Death
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: 
 Cptasparagus: I know Adam made a differnet joke earlier but I just keep saying "vas defernsogonians" in my head
loufghyslaufey: @PharaohBender27 PharaohBender is sus confirmed!
 beowuuf: hey! Haakon! how's it goin'!
 KBKarma: Whatever happened to Cub?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does the black sphere control the thing?
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 beowuuf: @KBKarma playing in a farm upstate
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
 Jillexie: You made this guy the head Darklord after killing his boss in Book 2.
 e_bloc: wait, we were just some guy at a monestary, how do we have an archenemy
 rosesmcgee: How about a little laser sword, Scarecrow
 ContingentCat: 
loufghyslaufey: @Mr_Horrible Mr_Horrible confirmed sus!
TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: !card haakon
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highelectricaltemperature: good thing the zhakan isn't a lizard
loufghyslaufey: @ContingentCat ClntkngentCat hath becometh sus!
 beowuuf: @Jillexie i love that feels like a retcon in book 6  like ... oh, yeah, zagarna was the archlord...and... then so was haakon...
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: You'd think Haakon would be grateful given that killing Zagarna got him his promotion.
 e_bloc: just looking for oede
 ArdCollider: the dark lord of old Norway
 KBKarma: The Magnakai. The Big Kai.
 KBKarma: The Cobra Kai.
 Jillexie: @beowuuf Yeah, but I'll accept it.
 A_Dub888: "This land.." is my land/ your land?
 RockPusher: 
Metric_Furlong: dun dun DUNN
 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned ikr. no needing to go find all the doomstones like zagarna did!
loufghyslaufey: @TheAinMAP TheAinMAP orb looks sus, but I'll allow it!
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hindsight is 20/20
 artdecosunburn: Magnakai is like Magna Carta?
loufghyslaufey: Bookdoor? What? Does they kill you?
 beowuuf: @beowuuf then just left on in kalte for no good reason
 KBKarma: Unrelated to Helgemom.
 adept_nekomancer: Why can't you just train more Kai?  You know, like you were being trained?
 beowuuf: oh look, 10 more disciplines! woohoo! more books!
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned Maybe if Holmgard does the Bonus Adventure reprint book someone can do a new one that explains how it got there...
 RatherLargeToad: It’s Athletes Foot
 beowuuf: book 6 - 12 are just you reading
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: HALF WAY THROUGH
 jamesk902: @adept_nekomancer That would be like a grad student trying to educate more PhDs.
 beowuuf: adam asks, and book delivers!
Wolfstrike_NL: This was Prelude?!
 jessicaengle: Part 2!
 Twilight_Spark: The secret is that we're a freshman and it'd be like a freshman trying to teach differential geometry.
 KBKarma: Begin your adventure; up until now, it was just fucking around.
 jessicaengle: Arooooooooooo!
 Jillexie: Halfway through
 Laurence72: So, this IS the last book, but we can still have another episode!!
 beowuuf: about same again ish?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So Adam's voice doesn't die horribly?
 Mr_Horrible: 5 hours of talking is a lot
 catcard: I say stop now!
 Jillexie: It's a good book
 beowuuf: you will have to do darklord voice at leats once more
 KBKarma: Yeah, that's fair.
DoodlestheGreat: And once you find The Book of Magnakai, you can send just $29.95 to this address for further instructions...
highelectricaltemperature: yeah part two is just as much of a saga
 PharaohBender27: 369
 shendaras: 
 catcard: good game
 rosesmcgee: Live but the whole show is acting out the book
DoodlestheGreat: We had TTSF this week, so they could skip it.
 accountmadeforants: Two and a half hours interspersed with vaguely Eastern-European accents would be rough on the throat
marchphoenix: Thanks for the story adam
 A_Dub888: Time flies when we need to fix our arm
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - ... to be continued
 Laurence72: I wonder how much harder this would have been if this was your first book
 beowuuf: kai powers balance poor combat skill
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highelectricaltemperature: @laurence72 it was my first book and i never was able to beat it honestly
 Coherent_Noise: Woo now we get more
 Jillexie: 6, 7, and 8 are ok, but then 9 to 12 are great, too.
 Ashmantle: 
 Coherent_Noise: Next time that is
 RockPusher: ♫ Won't you take me to / stinky town!   ♫
 rosesmcgee: But still took every opportunity to insult a town
 accountmadeforants: Last book we went *real* hard on stinky towns and foul birds, but it was funny
ButButTheJesus: "There's a smell, bye"
 e_bloc: can you imagine having to be one-armed for the next 15 books
 Jillexie: It's fun, and sometimes that is enough
 beowuuf: @Jillexie 8 is great because of paido and the plotline kicking in
 itira: its definitely fun to listen to
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Got to at least defeat the Zakhan, in order to avenge THE STINK.
 SnackPak_: 
 Jillexie: @beowuuf True
 catcard: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay good movie
 beowuuf: book 5 to book 6 is three years gap, so you know 
 jamesk902: Thnaks Adam, this was fun.
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 CaptainSpam: Otaku Jeff will return in...
 beowuuf: also YAY more books!
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 accountmadeforants: @beowuuf Ergo, a three week break between streams 
 tdapenguin:   thanks to adam, beej, and paul!   and to chat!  
 Jillexie: @beowuuf Darklord Housefly enters the chat.
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 lamina5432: gnight
Wolfstrike_NL: Artus(Coherent_Noise) and Veketshian
 Coherent_Noise: Yupper. Artus and Veketshian
 beowuuf: thanks wonderful chat people that gave them the books, this has been great
 rosesmcgee: "Don't forget, you're here forever"
 accountmadeforants: The Yggdrasilrr
 e_bloc: one of my favorite streams
 itira: 
 RealGamerCow: I love that the herb was literally weed.
 beowuuf: the final book is sadly going to actually get split in to two parts... as if the new way of things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This one was very fun
 RealGamerCow: Oede.
 e_bloc: yeah it got faerie moundy there for a bit
 KBKarma: Byeeee!
 ArdCollider: o7 thanks Paul, Adam, Beej!
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: o7 thanks adam! thanks beej! thanks paul!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc In a good way
 LurkerSpine:    
 Mr_Horrible:  
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Super Crazy Rhythm Castle) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1d, 0:24 from now).
ButButTheJesus: 
 catcard:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Paul Adam and Beej for the stream!
 artdecosunburn: I envision The Stink as like The Cheat from Homestar Runner.
Perchipy: Awwww I just found out I missed the whole stream
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang  
 KBKarma: Ooo, Terra Nil.
 itira:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe they enlist Cori?
 beowuuf: @Perchipy you mean you have an opportunity to watch the vod!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And/or Beej for unlocking help?
 Laurence72: SendCodes have such awesome Rare Pairs of hosts, love it
 accountmadeforants: Super Crazy Rhythm Castle is way better and weirder than anything named that has any right to be.
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, Hell Clock was rad
 accountmadeforants: Big Bell = Big Fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Yayayaaaaaayaya
 e_bloc: that was a good time
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I love all the pairs of people we get on Send Codes
 beowuuf: try out fun games, try out fun stream pairings
 RockPusher: 
 Nigouki: oh right, the bowling pins that bleed
loufghyslaufey: So hostile for a game industry, friends.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde that's been one of the best parts, like the rare thing of getting to see Heather and Graham together on Militsioner was a delight, that game was MEGA WEIRD, and those two together for it turned out to be kind of perfect
  Sarah_Serinde: free time in the schedule you say?
 catcard: hands Adam a honeyed tea
  Sarah_Serinde: Like say for part two? 
 RockPusher: 
TheAinMAP: 
DoodlestheGreat: SPOOP
ButButTheJesus: may I request Hunt: Showdown - this week they started an event that adds So Many Spiders ™
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Let's Nope canceled this week?
 accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde Nooo, then I won't be able to watch liveeeee 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig They just said that Ben won't be able to come into the office so they'll have to figure out either a different Nope game or a bonus stream
 randomblathering: Play Repos on Let’s Nope!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArborealAstuteMonkeyBigBrother-mXhT0vwYpgCaqgXP
  Sarah_Serinde: Because Ben will have just gotten back from a con and they still have a policy of staying away from the office for a few days after things like that
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Let's Nope suggestion - just play another gamebook. Specifically "House of Hell" from Fighting Fantasy.
 rosesmcgee: pyhhric?
 e_bloc: they lost the cori but won the war
ButButTheJesus: exploding is sub-optimal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Right, the isolation policy that is super responsible and other places should copy!!!! (Also REPO could be fun since Adam was having a good time?)
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KawaiiSavoryCiderKeyboardCat-YdiAXRHx954eusiR
 LurkerSpine: and secret agent I think?
 accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde Con Crud Containment Contract
varmintx0: that does not sound like a fighting game exclusive thing
Bruceski: I want it to exist, I don't wanna get any of it on me.
 RockPusher: Humans are nothing if not hypocrites
 accountmadeforants: The FGC needs something nonsensical to complain about every week, otherwise they might have to actually play fighting games.
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 beowuuf: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned adam voicing any of the grey men would be fun
 accountmadeforants: (See: They just started the regularly scheduled numpad notation discourse again. Which happens every six months or so.)
Micsig: And when that 80% player rolls under 20 they die
 itsr67: thats guilty gear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they google how to learn her and go "NOPE"
 accountmadeforants: Those games do exist
 Coherent_Noise: Beej describing old Guilty Gear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laurence72 You should come watch Oki Oki, Adam talks alot about this stuff
 The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Guilty Gear is awesome though.  Part of that being that if you're both incompetent, it's still lots of fun.
 Laurence72: @Thefluffiestguineapig I do get to sometimes, schedule permitting =)
 accountmadeforants: Even more than old Guilty Gear, that's just old tag fighters. I still have no idea how people who play those games are able to process all that nonsense.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned He's played it on his home stream, but because it's focused on teaching Nelson GG is not a great on ramp
 Mr_Horrible: you're telling me that 1-frame links as a baseline isn't appealing to new players? 
 itira: the last of us 2 
 LurkerSpine: I dunno they keep making 140 hour games and killing us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants As someone who does horseback riding, you work on single skills till you can do those on autopilot even when everything goes wrong is my guess
 SquareDotCube: we don't need filler because life responsibilities are our filler now
 accountmadeforants: I get the impression that lots of games want to last forever, rather than actually being short and contained.
 shendaras: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Which, IMO, is not sustainable and shouldn't be encouraged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
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KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Loving this series.
ButButTheJesus: thx val
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 itira: ok bye
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher:   
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 rosesmcgee: ggs, thanks all
 e_bloc: thank you!
 catcard: byeeeeeeee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm already home, thanks for the stream!
 shendaras: 
 beowuuf: thanks again for streaming all! have fun if i miss the second part!
rogerivany: I am home though.
 questionablchoices: !next
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 beowuuf: @rogerivany you can't go home again 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sure, but that's already what you do for fighting games to start with. But now there's three different characters and health bars. (New-ish (I.e., MVC3  ) tag fighters make tagging/assists a lot easier, but it's still occasionally mind-boggling.)
rogerivany: !next
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