Rhythm Cafe || Super Crazy Rhythm Castle

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ButButTheJesus: hewwo good evening
ButButTheJesus: right its spoopy season I should make my name orange now
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 adept_nekomancer: It's rhythm time!
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ButButTheJesus: 
ButButTheJesus: 
dippedfeathers: A Heather and Ian September 28th
 TehAmelie: oh hi rhythm friends
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RepleteWanderingSpindleYouDontSay-EvJZ2YQbkSirwrnk
 TehAmelie: rhythmaniacs? arhythmeticians?
 adept_nekomancer: Is it just on my end, or is Heather's mic either off or quiet?
 adept_nekomancer: Oh, that's much better!
dippedfeathers: I can attest to Ian’s description.
dippedfeathers: So Rhode Island donuts, then?
 PharaohBender27: There's a farmer's market on Wednesdays near where I work, and I'll go there on lunch break to get fruit and some tamales for lunch
 adept_nekomancer: That's still small in the cosmic sense.
  Juliamon: They spent millennia making their way apart, and we have the audacity to rejoin them with liquefied horse bones!
 accountmadeforants: Human glue production was wound down once we found out about horses and pigs.
 PharaohBender27: For me the last three months are just the most expensive between property taxes, Desert Bus, and the holidays, though two of those are self-imposed expenses 
ButButTheJesus: what if spider legs and clown face
 accountmadeforants: Meanwhile, the company I work for goes into "nobody touch *anything*" mode the last month of the year. (Though arguably, that does make me way more productive. Less meetings.)
jubale1: train on tank treads
ButButTheJesus: that's a game I didn't come up with that
 adept_nekomancer: @jubale1 traink
 accountmadeforants: *fewer
dippedfeathers: no-mag no-lev
 accountmadeforants: Too much US influence, clearly 
 accountmadeforants: Taxi driver shows up: "I came here to laugh at you"
jubale1: hm, the shared-ride uber, 10$ fare instead of 20$ and maybe not as direct to destination.
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jubale1: why hasn’t siri been upgraded to keep pace with every other chat bot
 adept_nekomancer: Take Siri's job, give it to Hatsune Miku.
 Invitare: It is???!
dippedfeathers: I’ll invest.
 accountmadeforants: @jubale1 Because every other chat bot keeps regressing and progressing alternately anyway, so may as well stick with a known quantity of bad. (Frankly it's all been downhill since Google Now was discontinued a decade ago. The best assistant is one you don't actually have to talk to.)
jubale1: try different potato recipes to find the best consistency for sculpting
 accountmadeforants: Just don't cut faces into them or the faces may start crying and puking beverage
 adept_nekomancer: I think that's called "Let's Nope"
coachNelly: all talking without saying anything would be impressive
jubale1: I’m in my car and ask siri a question, and instead of speaking an answer she says she can’t show me web pages now.  it’s annoying because they could make her just answer the question.
 CaptainCoriale: it can be a contest to see whether rhythm cafe or let's nope does it first
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuspiciousGorgeousGarageDxAbomb-8LMWB9vbyXJJEay9
 accountmadeforants: Game also wants you to just keep talking and not playing
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, unfortunately Win 10 support ends next month . . .
 accountmadeforants: Oh that sucks
 vinewood_og: Windows 11 is therefore malware
 adept_nekomancer: My work computer also automatically tried to update itself to Windows 11.
jubale1: have they ever tried Keep Talking and Don’t Explode rhythmically?
 vinewood_og: You can extend support for windows 10 an extra 2 years.
 accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Not in the EU! Microsoft just made extended support free for another year. (After waffling about how to actually charge people for it and trying to set up all kinds of harebrained discount/free schemes.)
SaxPython: 12345
  Juliamon: specifically the European Economic Area, so not UK
 vinewood_og: Maybe 1 year, filed it as a future me problem either way!
SaxPython: 
jubale1: i upped one computer, and won’t the others.
 accountmadeforants: Ooh, we had visuals briefly
 adept_nekomancer: It's there now
SaxPython:   Torso Teeth
dippedfeathers: hi Nelson!
  Juliamon: I think we went in the meat tunnel?
 LordZarano: Iirc, upstarirs
 TehAmelie: i watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs today, who would have thought that wasn't going to top the list of eldritch flesh abominations seen in one day
 accountmadeforants: Cats have far too much power already, they don't need any more of it
 adept_nekomancer: Cats are generally pretty good at generating their own energy.
ButButTheJesus: "Oh its just me that has the shitty ass jingle feet" - Ian, 2025
ArloArts:  hey all
 CaptainSpam: Wasn't there something near the entrance that had discs to trade?
coachNelly: hi chat!
ButButTheJesus: hi Nelly, I think Heather said she trusts you the  most
dippedfeathers: Hello Nelson!
 CaptainSpam: Huh, the cats are being uncooperative.  Who would've guessed?
dippedfeathers: I just finished watching the north100 Spider-Man reviews, really interesting stuff. I appreciate the discussion on UB.
 adept_nekomancer: There was an anglerfish that was a spicy pepper if I recall correctly
foenioni: wait is your tail a snake with a choker on it
foenioni: that is sick
 CaptainSpam: I think you can check what buttons map to what parts of the note lanes in options.
 CaptainSpam: You've lost your garlic'd troops.
 accountmadeforants: Oh, apparently we score by way of garlic. So we probably needed to make sure as many people as possible turned to garlic
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, you're not scoring at all.
 CaptainSpam: I'm getting the feeling you left off at the perfectly wrong time last time, because I'm getting some memories of a spice vs garlic war that we were a part of.
 adept_nekomancer: The first time through is about learning the mechanics
 accountmadeforants: These are some *involved* minigames alright
foenioni: Wait are you seasoning the meat people?
jubale1: where’s the castle?
dippedfeathers: 0/10 game, no super gravy.
jubale1: 
 accountmadeforants: 
foenioni: @dippedfeathers No super gravy yet
jubale1: just fish sauce so far
SaxPython: 
 accountmadeforants: Get up and eat whole cloves of garlic
 UnknownFriday: I've been mowing the lawn, I'm way ahead of you.
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 PharaohBender27: "I'm not seeing enough sweating!"
ButButTheJesus get up to take shower
ButButTheJesus: haha! take that!
dippedfeathers: it’s no sweat.
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 iris_of_ether: 
SaxPython: CO2 shower in the server room
 NotCainNorAbel: just ban plates near the hot tub
 iris_of_ether:   
dippedfeathers: IAN
 NotCainNorAbel: no IAN ... but
 accountmadeforants: The hot tub will be in an undisclosed location. If you can find it and finance its cleaning, you get to use it.
 Sethalidos: IAN PLS STAHP
 iris_of_ether: I forgot about the stomach mouth
SaxPython: @iris_of_ether 
 iris_of_ether:   
 gualdhar: wait what do you do on a regular basis
 gualdhar: WHAT DO YOU DO ON A REGULAR BASIS
  r10pez10: don't even worry about it
 gualdhar: ah
  Juliamon: Heather's character's cat
 Sethalidos: Ian I think it was NIACIN
 Sethalidos: N something anyways
 iris_of_ether:   
 RatherLargeToad: 
coachNelly: i'm not like, watching this but from the next room it seems like the game has personally attacked Ian in a way that doesn't affect Heather at all
 RatherLargeToad: Frog friend
 SquareDotCube: doot for the toot
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
  Juliamon: coachNelly more that Ian attacked Ian in such a way
KeytarCat: Noot noot, it's time to scoot!
dippedfeathers: hi Nelson!
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunnyBloodyCheddarPanicBasket-ZRLnNVjO2JfswhDP
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KnottyHilariousHeronGOWSkull-cUOXcAFfAXJ3JERL
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanHandsomeNarwhalSMOrc-74GwRLaMxO2mipnV
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarefulPiliableWaffleWow-zCEdsIiGvGkmroRa
SaxPython: incredlible clip name
KeytarCat: The tools aren't plugged in
 UnknownFriday: Oh, they're cymbal sawblades.
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 iris_of_ether: Oh, the music is charging the devices.
foenioni: Are we just ignoring the girl chained up in the corner?
KeytarCat: @foenioni yes, she's our manager
ButButTheJesus: i'm back from shower, what i miss
 PharaohBender27: @ButButTheJesus Ian learning that the mail was always within reach and getting quite upset by that to the point Nelly made a brief appearance
ButButTheJesus: ah, so business as usual
 gualdhar: what is this song from? I recognize it for some reason
ButButTheJesus: @gualdhar same
  Juliamon: It's one of the songs from earlier in the game
  Juliamon: we heard it a LOT the first time because it was in that one level they were stuck on with the three tracks
ButButTheJesus: maybe that was it, it feels like its older or from something else
  Juliamon: it feels deliberately generic
 PharaohBender27: I'm just now imagining how devasating it would be if a review of your song was "It feels deliberately generic"
 NonchalantAvenger: how LONG is this song.....
  Juliamon: this is the fourth or fifth loop of it
 PharaohBender27: Oh RIGHT the teeth monstrosity 
SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 
 LordZarano: I see
SaxPython: The floor is lava?
SaxPython: #TheFloorWasLava 
 CaptainSpam: Is that purple part of the wall bombable?
 chianeko: This game seems impossible with just one player
dippedfeathers: we need more nihilism and ennui.
 LordZarano: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 terribleplan: !next
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foenioni: Man, I wish I could sleep that deep
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 CaptainSpam: Maybe you need to dodge the spotlights?
 UnknownFriday: Icosihedrons, in that case.
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 PharaohBender27: 
 CaptainSpam: VICTORY!
dippedfeathers: Great time watching.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
TheAinMAP: 
 vinewood_og: Erase your hearts, if the police
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NaiveSeductiveDurianPeoplesChamp-S41UrQ7eJrLqHToP
   LoadingReadyRun: Still setting up.
  Juliamon: 
SaxPython:   
DoodlestheGreat: 
DoodlestheGreat: Make sure you have sufficient beverages on hand, and that you've had a snack.
SaxPython: !break
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