Dice Friends || Lone Wolf Book 5 PART 2

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 RatherLargeToad: I’m filth!
raulghoulia: AND?! I can't afford and
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1 1 1
 betweenmyself: Twitch Chat is the Underdark now? 
 GasCityGaming: Putresence AND filth? Dang we doing good.
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 Nigouki: not wrong given I've somehow got flu before flu shot season started ;_;
 artdecosunburn: Looking forward to this continuatiion, in all its putrescence.
Lysander_salamander: Just finished catching up on the first half just earlier today
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Nigouki: FUCK
 Nigouki: I was hoping you'd save it for DB
SaxPython: lol
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shadowmaster132: One of these when I can watch in my time zone and I'm WFH? It's not Christmas for months!
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 NonjaBiru: Can we buy Beej's old washing machine on the store?
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 RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff goes to White Castle
 TheDevil_Risen: blessyou Adam
skintbint: how come theres no lets nope this eve?, is this a new scheduling thing i missed?
 TheDevil_Risen: heya Beej 
 GasCityGaming: Time to accent: 11 minutes
 TheDevil_Risen: heya Paul on tech 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @skintbint Ben is isolating after traveling for a Magicon as per company policy
 RealGamerCow: which envoy was Stink?
  Sarah_Serinde: @skintbint No, Ben just got back from a con and it's LRR policy to avoid the office for a while after trips like that
 SnackPak_: we're so smart
 Orxolon: and the army of the lobster!
 TheDevil_Risen: o/ @Sarah_Serinde
  Sarah_Serinde: They only got through part 1 of this book on Saturday and today was a convenient place to fit in part 2
skintbint: @Thefluffiestguineapig @Sarah_Serinde ah no worries, thats a good policy to have
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 saucemaster5000: Adam's journey to becoming Iago is almost complete
 Thefluffiestguineapig: By Jafar is kind of an accurate description TBH  but I'm still already dying laughing
TheAinMAP: 
 jacqui_lantern234: Jafar?! well, in relation to the throne, id say he's rather Ja-close 
 jessicaengle: Jafar Jafar he's our man, if he can't do it GREAT
 artdecosunburn: Limb Death is my favorite alt rock act.
 NoxStryx: Sell you out for a bag of silver? So a literal judas?
 xantos69: Beej, you can't just call it Limb Death anymore.
 RealGamerCow: Oede
 DarkMorford: Spelled "Oede"
7gorobei: oede jokes
 RealGamerCow: TQ didn't have any Oede
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder what the symptoms of limb death is
 SnackPak_: hand it over, Jafar
ButButTheJesus: that giggle grass?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow GODDAMNIT, that got me
 lochnessseammonster: damn i missed a wild stream 
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 NotCainNorAbel: we are the hero!
  Juliamon: I was happy not remembering that bit
DoodlestheGreat: Jafar, that's what ya get for bogarting the weed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The two species we hate on sight: cats and corvids of all kinds
 couchboyj: Thats some good Oode
letsbelgo: bath house
 itira: Evening gamers
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, isn't amethyst brittle? Why would you build a door out of it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jafar
 TheDevil_Risen: BLORB
  Sarah_Serinde: the sewers are where we got the limb death, then the bath house, then trying to find the herb we needed
TheAinMAP: 
 RealGamerCow: Dark Lord Chaka Khan
 saucemaster5000: hakan the turkish oil wrestler
 TehAmelie: yeah why do you want a super door that a patient person could shatter with a ball peen hammer
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 betweenmyself: Gotta Hakkan that thang!
 VrolikSyndrome: Jafyramid Scheme
 Orxolon: we jaffarin'
DoodlestheGreat: Your own... personal... Jafar...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the title of this VOD: Jafars all the way down
 Nigouki: THe book is our promotion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He wants to destroy the book, right?
 artdecosunburn: Luckily we know a room with a book logo over the door.
 adept_nekomancer: Maybe it'll teach us how to grow oede.
 Orxolon: i'm gonna get to the bottom of this Jaffar!
 betweenmyself: book is the missing Game Genie codebook
 NotCainNorAbel: so we are almost funny
 SquareDotCube: Jaffonzi scheme
7gorobei: we are funny-adjacent
 TehAmelie: vizieramid scheme?
 xantos69: @SquareDotCube Somebody mod this user.  They earned it.
 TehAmelie: well we got there
 GamerCat88: huzah we are all funny!
 itira: 
 catcard: oh I just managed to catch this on accident!! I'm so happy!
 TehAmelie: the tomb of Mahjong
 jacqui_lantern234: tomb of majong?! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is all very "legally distinct Ottoman Empire"
itmightbemikey: Croissants
 saucemaster5000: @catcard  
 jacqui_lantern234: Quiznos 
DoodlestheGreat: Quassants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The tomb was being torn up by the zombies serving the dude?
 TehAmelie: i think we know the name of the next Balatrolike
 Diabore: coulda been an email
shadowmaster132: "The Stink" kept his arms
ButButTheJesus: quiznos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's a revanant, right?
 VrolikSyndrome: 3 of them (for now)
 GamerCat88: he eats a subway sandwich and dies slowly
 adept_nekomancer: "...and then he was pecked to death by VILE BIRDS."
 SquareDotCube: "To enter the Tomb of Mahjong you must achieve 13 Orphans"
 saucemaster5000: I have strawberry cheesecake
 CaptainSpam: It'll be a gradient of dark lords, each darker and lordier than the last?
 GamerCat88: a spectrum of dark lords
 TheDevil_Risen: GnARRR
 PharaohBender27: 
 ArdCollider: revisionist Drakkarism history
Lysander_salamander: Gnar?
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 ooooo yum 
MWGNZ: 
 CaptainSpam: They are not men, they are Devo.
 TehAmelie: from deep blue lords to vantablack
 Kentosaurus: normal men. innocent men
 Valkryir: oh naur
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 wedge_x: snoort
 jessicaengle: Pet the doug!
 DarkMorford: RUN
 CaptainSpam: The Drakkarim were men.  Well... they were evil men.  Or maybe they were just evil.  But they were still DRAKKARIM!!!
 GamerCat88: smithers release the hounds
 xantos69: Um... Yea, you don't want to fight the evil wardog of these evil men.
raulghoulia: didn't wiggle your nose
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a demonic dog I guess?
 RealGamerCow: They're Drakkarim dressed in black, does that make them Drakkar Noir?
 RatherLargeToad: Release the robotic Richard Simmons!
 TehAmelie: this looks like a job for The Red Bee
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AliveSpineyCarrotWTRuck-SLV83k4hczs2a6ql
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very 80's
 CaptainSpam: That's a good evil man.
 Nigouki: that's someone who farted a grenade
ButButTheJesus: art!
 GamerCat88: is that spaghetti-os coming out of the evil man...
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GentleObliviousDogFloof-miGB6zqw9SypdLtr
 TehAmelie: ring mail drawn with spaghetti-os for reference maybe?
 CaptainSpam: Yes, the most evil version of spaghetti.
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raulghoulia: is it listed in your backpack
 Nigouki: we're like 80s Link
 RealGamerCow: Donald Ducking it?
 xantos69: Ok, so what if this whole time we were just donald ducking it?
 ArdCollider: kai discipline of throwing it back requires strict dress codes
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MWGNZ:   
 Nigouki: STILL HATING ANIMALS
 BusTed: damn gottem
 adept_nekomancer: That's some excellent animal kinship there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We're the good guys
 lochnessseammonster:  
 jessicaengle: Rip Doug
 L0rdX33n: fuckin ravens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @L0rdX33n Horrible predators
 BusTed: cutscene damage
 xantos69: Damn it we just fixed that arm.
shadowmaster132: Not a much as he hates travelling companions
 TehAmelie: this attack dog is neither attack nor dog anymore
 RealGamerCow: The author is saying "You don't like combat, I don't like combat, let;s just nuke this guy
Lysander_salamander: You just repaired that arm, too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, so that image is the dude being molecularly disassembled?
realbadatthis_: turned that nerd to spaghetti-os
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But that would be smart
 lochnessseammonster: i think i don't go back
 GamerCat88: evil henchman move would be to bring the wardog back
raulghoulia: "that's an Akataz war dog"
Bruceski: "Someone's still saving the day? Oh no, there must have been a second Kai!"
 Omnipotrevor: So you just turn the corner and knock each other over, then from the ground he starts stabbing at your legs?
 TheDevil_Risen: oh oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
 betweenmyself: “This isn’t the Kai, this is the body of the evil vizier, Jafaar…  Wait, I’M Jafaar.” *dies*
Lysander_salamander: good thing we bought that healing potion
 TehAmelie: and then Jafar was the zombies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There goes your Achilles tendon
 BusTed: A sound we know too well from all the wolves we hate
 tdapenguin: @Omnipotrevor i guess the guard figures that if someone is running around corners, they're probably either (a) doing bad things or (b) someone the lordhighwhatsit wants dead.
 jessicaengle: Quick get the Oede!
 GamerCat88: so that henchman got broken fingies and runs away... coward
 rosesmcgee: They should just operate under that assumption
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, break 'em early, probably for the best.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that's what these guys are told all the time
 lochnessseammonster: motivation
 catcard: is twitch chat henchmen
  Sarah_Serinde: That's how you get random bodies in a cloak
 gualdhar: the Henchmen Union is giving you a strongly worded letter
 tdapenguin: @catcard checks out
 Cptasparagus: its the opposite, they killed 90%
 PharaohBender27: Yep, every 10th soldier is beaten to death
 CaptainSpam: If telling them their lives are forfeit makes them want to quit, then they wouldn't be good henchos anyway.
 rosesmcgee: The lesson is: This job sucks
 MacbethSeemsSus: No, it was one in ten
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Phailhammer: Specifically, they had the other nine beat the tenth to death.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Decimation comes from latin for 10
 PharaohBender27: Yeah I always heard it as one in 10
 L0rdX33n: confirm 1 i  10
 GamerCat88: henchmen 21 (from venture bros) would go all in
 ProcyonFlynn: Decimate is "reduce by tenth"
 jessicaengle: Beats digging a ditch
 DarkNacht: No it was 1 in 10
Lysander_salamander: lewd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was 1 in 10
 niccus: the purpose is to discipline the 9 in 10, not to get rid of a capable army
Lysander_salamander: moving on...
 TheDevil_Risen: mmm milk solids
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But only of the units that failed IIRC
 CaptainSpam: Killing 90% would seem inefficient, as those are soldiers your army, the one who did the conquering, wouldn't be able to use.
 lochnessseammonster: wow adam's hottest take right there 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus Right
 PharaohBender27: @Cptasparagus You might be thinking of how, in modern times, super high casualty rates are described as the force being "decimated"
 TehAmelie: yeah the modern usage is more confused than the myth of Icarus
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat I think we have sufficiently pointed out that that one person was wrong, it's okay
 tdapenguin: @niccus i dunno, i feel like the trauma of being one of those 9 wouldn't help the army either
 GamerCat88: But Dubai chocolate exists... isnt that desert chocolate in a way
 RealGamerCow: You could just make a 500 kilometer long, 1 kilometer wide city in the middle of the desert
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the same principle as Romans taking their political opponents children hostage to their home city as leverage for compliance if there was a rebellion
 CaptainSpam: You climb the absolutely sick tower.
 xantos69: Me looking at the tower: "Cool Tower Bro".
 GamerCat88: evil men living in the cool tower
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Basically do not take the Romans as any kind of model for anything
7gorobei: kai-dey sense tingling
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: One of them should see their doctor about that mole
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 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeaaaah, that sounds reasonable.
 adept_nekomancer: They had soup for dinner yesterday evening.  Neither one enjoyed it much.
 TehAmelie: the one on the right had a breakfast omelette with eggs made by a very sad chicken
 tdapenguin: chat, i am totally enjoying the other kai knowlegdes about the guards!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie The one on the left the chicken was full of rage
 BusTed: nice
The_Timo: Hat
 GamerCat88: he tried to eat the tower
Mollylele: I hope it's a hat
Lysander_salamander: like a bicorn?
 BusTed: let's hope it's a hat
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it probably is a hat but it blends too well with the forehead
 PharaohBender27: ^
 Twilight_Spark: Otherwise his head's got a real penisy look.
The_Timo: otherwise he has flesh wings on his head
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed I'm with you on this
 Orestes290: hey look, macaroni
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  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah that sounds right
Mollylele: if you turn this image upside down is it a young woman?
 CaptainSpam: The hazards of monochrome art.
thedevil_risen1: Man that art is Mint
 tdapenguin: maybe his eyebrows were also the shadow of the prim?
 tdapenguin: or.... maybe the artist forgot to draw the brim?
 TehAmelie: his whole face is covered in black powder marks, i don't think he can be a very good shot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedevil_risen1 It's so 1980's
 GamerCat88: making sick beats in the tower
 Phailhammer: "Aw."
Alephred: How does this random number chart work?  What is it used for?
 UnknownFriday: Drumroll Please!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Phailhammer Fu-
 MsMarkarth: Best we could do for "lock in" is "Age, fac!" meaning "Come on! Do it!" Roman generals used to use it as motivation.
thedevil_risen1: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: @Alephred Picking a random number when you don't have dice. Close your eyes and put a finger/pencil on the page at a random spot
 Saintnex: wow, our character was almost a complete moron lol
 itira: good call Adam
 GamerCat88: og rope
 jessicaengle: Awooooooo
 DarkMorford: BEEJ
 jessicaengle: Got there
7gorobei: rope futures pay off
 lochnessseammonster: boondock saints taught me rope is always useful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 PMAvers: "you lower yourself down into the blender, it whirrs to life"
thedevil_risen1: At least he didn't short his rope stocks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Adam "never punished" savidan
 Scy_Anide: Nobody's ever been punished with a rope
 Saintnex: hehehe'
 Phailhammer: Called it. 
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
plundypops: LOL
 jessicaengle: Wheeee
TheAinMAP: Void garden.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cursed void
 jacqui_lantern234: @TheAinMAP the vorden, if you will 
  Sarah_Serinde: kinda want to find out
 TehAmelie: if someone has a rope in a story, you can bet they'll need it. (she said, before remembering she wrote a story where the opposite happens)
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 adept_nekomancer: Into the blaggole!
 Saintnex: welp
 SquareDotCube: have beej move the paper around
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InexpensiveBumblingBoarSuperVinlin-gjWMHh7aCwhqBnRo
 BusTed: 
 Seth_Erickson: cool rope
 jessicaengle: o7
MWGNZ: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cursed into the blaggole!
  Sarah_Serinde: well, good stream everyone
 Seth_Erickson: glad we kept it
 RealGamerCow: 
thedevil_risen1: o7
 Kentosaurus: o7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Whelp time to start over from book 1!
 itira: good thing we kept that rope! wait..
 WiJohn: o7
 jessicaengle: Brutal
 BusTed: I see that one was reworded
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 vinewood_og: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie to be fair, i ususally think that my life is made better by having lengths of twisted fibres in it
 MrSarkhan:  
 JKBalch: Toa Toa Toa!
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 GamerCat88: 
Lysander_salamander: In the first book there was an instant death page you came across.  Falling through the roof of a building and several floors.
 Omnipotrevor: If only there were some better way of generating a random number out of 10
plundypops: Didn't even kill us, just let us lay there paralyzed. wild
7gorobei:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 saucemaster5000: time to back to book 1
 adept_nekomancer: You have died of treedeath microbes
 xantos69: Finally these books are being brave
 MsMarkarth: Not even kinda paralyzed
 PMAvers: Minions: "holy crap I can't believe that worked"
 tdapenguin: doooooooom
TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: ouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DEAD
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 tdapenguin: @SquareDotCube tall enough for dramatics!
Lysander_salamander: I guess not as many branches was not as lethal, somehow?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That water would have killed you
 tdapenguin: @Lysander_salamander we hit a different tree? due to ... um,,, air currents? /looks shifty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I have seniority, you jump!"
 xantos69: "The Kai is truly powerful...that is the only explanation"
Lysander_salamander: a softer tree I suppose.
 PMAvers: They pull out a book. "Look, the falling table says he should be dead, he *must* be immortal!"
 jessicaengle: The Oede has made us immortal
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 WiJohn:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
 tdapenguin: @PMAvers ah, engineers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej and Adam's friendship is so wonderful
KeytarCat: You lived, and that's the last straw for one of the guards to go full simulation theorist
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 SquareDotCube: would you rather prefer beech
 MacbethSeemsSus: Treethedral
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity!!
 Diabore: damn a +8
 xantos69: These subs are for the "I Lived Berch" joke.
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 CaptainSpam: SUBTEMBER'D!!!
Mollylele: thank you, valorant. thalorant.
 KeytarCat: eyy, thanks!
 DarkMorford: Nice gifts!
thedevil_risen1:   
 KeytarCat: !findquote survive
  LRRbot: Quote #2191: "You need to survive the frog." —Ian [2016-03-27]
 adept_nekomancer: VaLRRant
 tdapenguin:             
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You skipping the arboretum might mean you skip the book
 GamerCat88: bell build incoming
 MacbethSeemsSus: "No, make this statue as thicc as the man himself"
 rex_mundi_: @VALORANT Thanks for the gift sub!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Roll for inspiration
 TehAmelie: hope we can challenge him to a magni kai
 WiJohn: We steelin' a bird y'all
 LordZarano: Ghost Ship. Cursed Voyage. Book of The Magnakai.
thedevil_risen1: LOTR Eagles nice
 DarkMorford: Bird up!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Boy this author sure read some LotR huh
 Mr_Horrible: The eagles are coming! 
 GamerCat88: fly u fools
 jessicaengle: Ca caw!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 BusTed: smh
 TehAmelie: can't we just throw the dart
 adept_nekomancer: A blowpipe?  No, no... we were after the oede.
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i have questions about how an eagle could be ridden by a human. Luckily, I already know that this book isn't concerning itself with such mundanities
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We never even encountered one
 Mr_Horrible: real "making a blow-pipe out of some string, some dirt, and a blow-pipe" energy
 gualdhar: the glass pipe store with the weed, obviously
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Considering they just said they are giant eagles, so clearly this is fine 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Seth_Erickson: that's me fr fr
 jessicaengle: What about our animal kinship?
 Kentosaurus: silent but deadly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Currently tackling the guard first
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig ah, yes, you clearly must be right!
 DarkMorford: AWKWARDFART.WAV
 TehAmelie: his last thoughts were "i thought money would protect me"
 tdapenguin: why'd we kill the guard? isn't just being stealthy better?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
iarethel0ser: He might drop a sweet katana.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ianoff.wav
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ianoof.wav
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
 xantos69: Do you know how many un-named minions I have killed?  Just fall down.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Just project the number into his mind, he will break
 tdapenguin: @xantos69 my name is chad, now your powers are foiled!
Bearudite: just joined and heard Ass whistle what did I miss
 betweenmyself: “Hey Steve!  Your collection of rare coins suddenly rained down from the tower so we came to check that everything’s fi-  OH MY GOD!”
 tdapenguin: @Bearudite well, we died, and then decided that wasn't fun and chose the other option: running around some more
Bearudite: sick
thedevil_risen1: *blow your whistle * unce unce unce *blow your whistle *
Bearudite: the best way
 RealGamerCow: Cut to book 7: If you have the whistle, blow on it to call the Itikar to save you
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, are we going to find a random squid to feed it?
 tdapenguin: @Bearudite also, we're currently trying to ride Giant Eagles (domesticated for human riding whilst they fly)
 MacbethSeemsSus: Weird, you haven't insulted this bird
 Seth_Erickson: Go Birds
 Kentosaurus: foul fowl
MWGNZ: @MacbethSeemsSus there's still time
 saucemaster5000: I'm pretty sure we've been asked about it
 realbadatthis_: @VALORANT Thanks for the gift sub!
 RealGamerCow: You get the Onyx Medallion in book 4 after an optional fight
 jessicaengle: Birb friend?
 BusTed: we're Joust now
 Mr_Horrible: an iti-kar
Lysander_salamander: the top-down bullet hell bit
 Mr_Horrible: that sounds rad tho
 Seth_Erickson: it was the tradition at the time
 saucemaster5000: I like thsoe sections!
 The_Timo: platinum games
 Kentosaurus: you wouldn't download a bird
itmightbemikey: He's falling
 The_Timo: Just action game then SMACK schmup section
itmightbemikey: YTou see a dome in the bottom
 TehAmelie: a bird circles around me to attack from behind. "i sense this bird is hostile"
MinerTrader: I'm glad people are having fun with this!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or maybe the eagle is doing a barrel roll
 xantos69: @MinerTrader This is amazing.
MWGNZ: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wilhelm!
 tdapenguin: @MinerTrader this is so rediculous, i love it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, no book now
 Seth_Erickson: which way western man
 tdapenguin: ah, mammal=bad?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, spoke too soon
Lysander_salamander: yeehaw
thedevil_risen1: Hope we have some weasels for buckbeak
 NotCainNorAbel: I have a hard time believing in the year 5053 we are still using miles for distance
 tdapenguin: thanks, paul! you're great!
 Scy_Anide: I can't help but picture the Krawn from District 9 (the crab/lobster people)
 jessicaengle: 
Bearudite: no da THERE mountains
 tdapenguin: @NotCainNorAbel it's all part of translating linguistic drift of 3 millenia
 BusTed: 👅
 RealGamerCow: "please look at this sweet map we had made
 tdapenguin: "its such a great map, isn't it!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He talked about the tombs of his ancestors being ransacked
 The_Timo: Maybe somewhere someone may have mentioned it
 NotCainNorAbel: @tdapenguin So miles are really the distance of km? 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Check out the map, there's a cat's face on it!
Vandristine: catch a bite in Chula
 GamerCat88: look at this map (nickelback meme)
itmightbemikey: musst now play Zool as punishment for getting chupachups name wrong
 itira: Adam stole my kar
 shendaras: For what it's worth, in the video on LRRTT for Lone Wolf Book 4 at 2h51m14s there's an option requiring you to have an onxy medallion but you did not have one. There are like 30m more in the video so you might have picked it up later, but the transcript doesn' t have the word onyx in it other than that.
 saucemaster5000: mods, move all their furniture one inch to the left
 SnackPak_: rad
Lysander_salamander: oh nice
 itira: 
 Kentosaurus: just a normal man
 BusTed: hell yeah
 xantos69: Oh hell yea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehhehehe
 lochnessseammonster: 
Vandristine: lets goooooo
 SirMorek: HELL yes
Lysander_salamander: That skeleton is really giving it
 The_Timo: Has anyone turned these into Magic tokens? That'd be a sick skeleton token
 DarkMorford: Skeletor?!
 RealGamerCow: I want that on the side of a van
 MacbethSeemsSus: They've got skeletor, that's unfair!
 GamerCat88: new tattoo art idea
 vinewood_og: That's airbrushed on a van good
 adept_nekomancer: It's skeletime!
ButButTheJesus: HYES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's Skeletor before the roids
jchinnock subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 110 months!
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 BusTed: Our mind shan't be taken this day
 lirazel64: That would make a creepy tattoo.
 itira: hold on tight!
 Twilight_Spark: Listen, can we talk about how our PC, despite having years of experience being a certified badass, is in a constant state of fear?
 GamerCat88: starts  to do the Titanic scene
 TehAmelie: i like that you can't look at an animal and tell anything from how it's acting, you're totally dependent on animal telepathy
 tdapenguin: "if you can read this, my Kraan fell off"
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3443 in the channel!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheheh
 xantos69: How could we NOT have that?  Wasn't it essential to us getting this far?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gunsword
 jessicaengle: The Sword of the Sun!
 gualdhar: this is your play through Adam, you can make it a bazooka if you want
Bruceski: @xantos69 It's possible to start at a later book
TheAinMAP:  
 jessicaengle: 
 realbadatthis_: gun blade?
 tdapenguin: @Bruceski but i thought we did have it? or did i get mixed up?
Lysander_salamander: nice
 rosesmcgee: Get absolutely wrecked, idiot
 lirazel64: Christmas!
 Vandristine: what vivid imagery
 WiJohn: How'd this thing get out of Goosebumps?
 Vandristine: oh great now the lake is poluted
 NotCainNorAbel: health pack
 xantos69: A friendly blimp of some kind?
 e_bloc: that wizard
 jessicaengle: Is it Oede?
 serramarkov: I just tried to scroll the story text on my screen.
 GamerCat88: the boook
 Kentosaurus: a blimp?
 saucemaster5000: John Denver
 Vandristine: John Cena
 SnackPak_: fingers crossed
 tdapenguin: a nice cream tea?
 adept_nekomancer: Giant airsquid
 rosesmcgee: F-35
 realbadatthis_: the wizard from the first book
 e_bloc: @Vandristine you know you couldn't see him
 SquareDotCube: that baron guy
 betweenmyself: You see all you fallen Kai brethren, motioning you to follow them into the sky. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
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Lysander_salamander: nice
 adept_nekomancer: The Dog of Wisdom
 SnackPak_: so close
 7gorobei: @e_bloc Thanks for the gift sub!
 BusTed: dang
 head_cannon: @e_bloc Thanks for the gift sub!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej was ALMOST RIGHT
 Twilight_Spark: Let epsilon be greater than 0 honestly.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is it manned by a whale
 lirazel64: It's Final Fantasy time!
 tdapenguin: maybe they'll serve some nice cream tea abord?
 WiJohn: No bigger than a quisgoth
ButButTheJesus: wind fish?
 Vandristine: how big is a norin river barge in relation to a football field
 far2muchsarcasm: whale and a pot of petunias
 SquareDotCube: there better be a picture
 TehAmelie: wait, if we had a laser sword of disintegration was it really necessary to cut the guy in half?
shadowmaster132: Summerlenders will measure with anything but metric
 Manae: So its the Weatherlight?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have
 tdapenguin: 'as you get closer, you can see old paint spelling out "whaaaaale" and your kai senses let you know that there used to be a "space" painted in front of it'
 e_bloc: oh yeah I remember that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the place we sent half our rangers back IIRC
 saucemaster5000: we got one in caverns of kalet
 saucemaster5000: kalte
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vandristine: i cant wait for the ship to shoot us because we have this pendant
Lysander_salamander: 
 WiJohn: Forest wizard is 100% on this ship and holding a grudge
 far2muchsarcasm: this is also how i play dnd
 TehAmelie: ephemeral lore is still lore
 far2muchsarcasm: my sister keeps notes. i recall nothing
Lysander_salamander: oh
 e_bloc: no we only went to the ruins of trapezoids
Lysander_salamander: we got there
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 xantos69: Nailed it.
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING WIZARD
 Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
 BusTed: What a callback
 WiJohn:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: He appeared!
 jessicaengle: All hail Beej, keeper of the LRR
 hamraffle: We SO did not do that ha ha ha ha
 tdapenguin: he's come for us!
Lysander_salamander: The payoff
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingOriginalYakinikuDoritosChip-IA-kciyYGZHqCLbH
 vinewood_og: No f'ing way
 Kentosaurus: oh dang from the beginning
 e_bloc: ngl i called that\
 catcard: I cannot believe.
 Vandristine: when can we romance this wizard
 realbadatthis_: I take those
 NoxStryx: You SAVED him by letting him save himself
 MacbethSeemsSus: "wait, were you the guy that abandoned me?"
 CaptainSpam: Does not having the pendant just result in instant death?
 vinewood_og: Immediately opens fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He makes eye contact and looks away
 RealGamerCow: Cursed Voyage.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 catcard: ghost ship................. cursed voyage...................
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: ghost ship
plundypops: These books are great
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 TehAmelie: i think i remember it
 MacbethSeemsSus: "you don't remember? must of had a concussion"
 tdapenguin: we totally suck, don't we
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Yes
Bruceski subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Bruceski: Just because it's Subtember doesn't mean Prime subs are useless
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Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 vinewood_og: RIP Birdy McBirdface
 Vandristine: Banedon arrived to be our savior and we just drop from sight
 TehAmelie: @Thefluffiestguineapig just the choices we made and why we made them
Lysander_salamander: mind-linked and you feel its death I guess?
 CaptainSpam: Huh, Paul's version doesn't say to deduct one.
 WiJohn: Name ain't Lone Wolf but also a bird
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 Diabore: wait i thought we got 5?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoldyThirstyFloofKappaWealth-J09O8j61yBv1SVYE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Euphemia
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 TehAmelie: hey, are you all licensed crane riders?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Enya plays
 MacbethSeemsSus: "well, bet you're wondering how I got here"
 Seth_Erickson: calmly staring out at a microsoft background awaiting death
 vinewood_og: "Yup, that's me....."
 lochnessseammonster: my great grandmother was euphemie
   LoadingReadyRun: apparently animal friendship decreased it by 1
 Vandristine: oh we got raptured just in time
 xantos69: Oh, NOW you can help out.
 iarethel0ser: @raulghoulia Thanks  
 WiJohn: I feel like abandoning the wizard is kind of our thing
 RealGamerCow: what is your combat skill right now?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Like he said, gotta put up appearances
 MacbethSeemsSus: yup, helped him
 TehAmelie: who are we to protest cold blooded murder?
 WiJohn: All these dwarves were dead the moment they helped us
 Seth_Erickson: it's been notaried
plundypops: That is why the guy before didn't die because you left him alone in combat
 Vandristine: we anime slash this guy because of how fast we are
 GamerCat88: just go full Yasuo
MWGNZ:   
 rosesmcgee: They gotta issue a recall on those helmets
 shendaras: 
 Seth_Erickson: The Dwarf Lives 
 Vandristine: we saved someone
 Vandristine: WE DID IT
MWGNZ: didnt die.. yet
 TehAmelie: "oh man, he didn't die? this is awkward"
 Diabore: adam...
 VrolikSyndrome: "Aww fuckkk"
 Kentosaurus: savage
 NotCainNorAbel: who you killing here?
 Seth_Erickson: they're lucky to even own a Kraan
 Seth_Erickson: honestlyu
 e_bloc: man too real
Bearudite: freedom from capitalism
 MacbethSeemsSus: You're not supposed to damage the enemy and chat Adam
plundypops: splash damage, killing chat
 vinewood_og: He's out of line, but he's right
 RuiFaleiro: Thank you @raulghoulia by whose hand riot gave unto me
 WiJohn: Dude where's my Kraan?!
 e_bloc: did you get gap insurance on your kraan
 Seth_Erickson: not once
 BusTed: no
 NotCainNorAbel: yes
 SirMorek: nah
 VrolikSyndrome: Like... twice.
 lochnessseammonster: nope
Mollylele: you'll be hearing from my lawyer
 Kramburger: Not once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
 SnackPak_: it's the highest honor
 e_bloc: not yet
 Omthebox: If it made you laugh no, if you steal it because it wasn't funny. Yes
 rosesmcgee: Our joke, commrade
 NotCainNorAbel: I don't actually care
 Kramburger: And you've stolen A LOT of my jokes
 itira: what Beej said
 gualdhar: look, if we cared, we'd copyright the joke and sue
 The_Timo: That's what streaming is, stealing jokes
 SirMorek: our joke
 Seth_Erickson: It's a win in my books if you've read my comment out loud honestly
 Vandristine: Stolen my joke? I give them freely because i know you cant come up with anything better Adam
 lochnessseammonster: i love when you steal my jokes 
 jchinnock: all debts will be paid at some point
UtilityPunk: Honestly, the LRR crew can deliver my lines better 
 NoxStryx: So Otaku Jeff has the fist of the north star?
 realbadatthis_: nah, highest form of compliment
 lochnessseammonster: i clip it and send it to my friends 
Lysander_salamander: Exposing the enemy's mind to the flaws of late-stage capitalism.
 ArdCollider: it is absolutely a contest to make you say fucked-up shit. just you, Adam. 
 ArdCollider: (I trust Beej to say his own fucked-up shit.)
 DarkMorford: Learn to DODGE
 rabid_k_nine: @VALORANT Thanks for the gift sub!
 WiJohn: Lone Wolf, why didn't you Dodge?!
 e_bloc: we wouldn't know we left that dude there unless we were there
 Vandristine: i wonder if the online revision made it more specific, that you need the pendant
 KeytarCat: I like that the digital version references an item instead of the location
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Next update of these books increased specificity
 CaptainSpam: Apparently we have to thank them in ALL CAPS, too.  Kinda like how "REALTOR" is technically all-caps.
 TehAmelie: let them think they're getting value for this campaign by being referenced in chat
 Vandristine: isnt this guy like 25 years old, is he just a smoker?
 rosesmcgee: This council does not grant you the rank of Master. You can be journeymaster
 Twilight_Spark: How can a sphere have facetes?
Lysander_salamander: it just keeps going
 lirazel64: Disc ball rudder.
 rosesmcgee: It's a d100?
 VrolikSyndrome: Like a disco ball!
goombalax: maybe the facets are internal
Lysander_salamander: Like a Jason Stratham movie
UtilityPunk: It's gnurled maybe
 Twilight_Spark: My math degree finally comes in useful.
UtilityPunk: Don't ask me what gnurled means
 DarkMorford: Because shut up, that's why
 SquareDotCube: d10000
 lirazel64: Spheristic!
 CaptainSpam: Oh hey, it's our friend again!
 itira: 
 RealGamerCow: I was going to say, wasn't 323 the guy with the feather?
 Vandristine: man had the gat on him
 Kentosaurus: is this the one we saved?
 Seth_Erickson: the dwarves pulled out guns 
 rosesmcgee: This is my boomstick!
 Omthebox: I cast fireball
 Seth_Erickson: KKona
 MirrorDisco: looks like a character from Inscription 😂
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
 VrolikSyndrome: "We got drunk and invented guns, they're awesome"
 Vandristine: oh right dwarves invented guns, classic fantasy
TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: makes sense
 ArdCollider: the dwarves of Glock have come to our aid
 betweenmyself: fair
 lochnessseammonster:  
 TehAmelie: i thought we had guns?! maybe that was just Adam improv
 Seth_Erickson: I knew there was something about these Dwarves I liked
 NoxStryx: So in this world the dwarves are americans?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO SHIT
 NotCainNorAbel: tbf, I am also afraid of guns
 WiJohn: Our mighty mountain hold in Kentucky
Lysander_salamander: are they primative guns if they're the best in the world's setting?
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Man, imagine if you'd gone to the town
 rosesmcgee: Primitive? I guarantee this is the most sophisticated gun anybody in this world has ever seen
 VrolikSyndrome: Horses
 DarkMorford: Fried chicken
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee As opposed to magic is my guess
Mollylele: bluegrass
 rosesmcgee: Bluegrass and Derby's
 CaptainSpam: Kentucky is... Kentucky.  There's a lot of nothing there, and a lot of bourbon.  And horses.
varmintx0: big horse race
 Omthebox: I have a friend who lives in Kentucky.
 lirazel64: Race-horses.
 adept_nekomancer: horses, chicken, country music
 UnknownFriday: That's not actually true.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes I have, it's very ok unless you are there for horses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horses
 CaptainSpam: (source: having lived in Kentucky for ten years)
 margieargie: Technically bourbon can be made anywhere in the US, but like 90% of it's from here
ballesta25: Fried Lizzard Partes
 WiJohn: Very pretty, also lots of guns
 UnknownFriday: Bourbon can be made anywhere in the US.
 SquareDotCube: coal and baseball bats
Mollylele: otherwise it's just sparkling whiskey
 rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fair. Crude, but effective.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lirazel64 Specifically Thoroughbreds
 Vandristine: yeah Bourbon is US made but a LOT is from Kentucky
TheMrFraser: incorrect beej, Bourbon is ABC, American, barrel aged and corn
 lirazel64: Blue ridge mountains.
 lirazel64: Coal.
 UnknownFriday: Yes, bourbon must be made from at least 51% corn, that is correct.
 Kentosaurus: bourbon is originally a french name isn't it?
 shadowmaster132: All bourbon is whiskey but not all whiskey is bourbon
Lysander_salamander: Well, if it's made anywhere else in the united  states it has to be called, "sparkling brown."
 DarkMorford: I thought Bourbon was a racehorse
 margieargie: @Kentosaurus Its named after Bourbon County in Kentucky, but that was named after the French royal family
 CaptainSpam: Bourbon's got a bunch of technicalities behind it, but it being in Kentucky isn't one of them.  The water in Kentucky, however, helps.
 Vandristine: Oh we uno reverse this throw back at him right
 Vandristine: wait we actually dodged for once
 Kentosaurus: @margieargie thank you
 CaptainSpam: I swear, nobody on the internet knows how a dang Uno Reverse card works. 
   LoadingReadyRun: bullet time slomo dodge
 MacbethSeemsSus: 100 Years from now: Would you like to learn the Kai Discipline of Guns
 TehAmelie: that's the second "agonizing" scream in one scene. do we have super sensitive ears?
 Vandristine: not our romantic interest
 e_bloc: 
 NotCainNorAbel: left it in my other pants
Lysander_salamander: wow
 CaptainSpam: Just a lot of agony going around.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: *carefully hides all our healing potions* "Pity we don't have anything to fix you up!"
 Seth_Erickson: Banedon will remember this
TheAinMAP: 
UtilityPunk: NEVER DIDN'T HAVE IT
 e_bloc: sorry used it on an orphan already or something
Lysander_salamander: yeah, potions don't grow on trees
 saucemaster5000: I'm beginning to suspect adam doesn't want to help the wizard
 saucemaster5000: call me nuts
Lysander_salamander: ok nuts
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Yeah sorry can't help" Slowly sips from his healing flask
UtilityPunk: Tomb of the Mahjong?
 WiJohn: Pushes him off the boat "Not called Lone Wolf and Wizard neither"
 protojman: wait did you say bowel often
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk Wheeler and Angel need to play that 
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 TehAmelie: i want to see a Tomb of Mahjong Balatrolike. even if i couldn't guess how to play regular mahjong
 SquareDotCube: or on Oede
 tdapenguin: is adam's version significantly different from paul's version, or did i just get confused?
 Seth_Erickson: they got moonshine 👀
  Sarah_Serinde: It's mostly some wording differences
 VrolikSyndrome: bottoms up
 Seth_Erickson: yooo
 TehAmelie: we got stabbed a lot so now we're hungry
 RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff is built diffeerent
 CaptainSpam: Let's get HAMMERED
 VrolikSyndrome: bottoms down
 Vandristine: LETS GET CRUNK
  Sarah_Serinde: The version Paul has is available for free online, but Adam has a newer version that's been revised somewhat
 wedge_x: "Utah! Get me two!"
 SnackPak_: smooth
 lochnessseammonster: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That was a fun video
 saucemaster5000: holy shit the plug!
 tdapenguin: @Sarah_Serinde okay, thanks. i was off by a paragraph or two, so that's probably a penguin-side error
 e_bloc: what about the edibles though
 SquareDotCube: I think the subathon session is about to go up too
 couchboyj: Don't drink on the job unless the drink is the job
  Sarah_Serinde: @tdapenguin Yeah I think Adam just got ahead of Paul for a bit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dont tell Adam Wheatbeard's back
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
ballesta25: A borzoi rogers?
Lysander_salamander: boyroyroydgers
 TehAmelie: a Bor Long Island ice tea please
 lochnessseammonster: i always wanted strawberry daiquiris
 tdapenguin: that's not a canal!
 Vandristine: is there a world map for this setting
 saucemaster5000: they are very sweet lochness.... deceptively so
 VrolikSyndrome: Good at cheating
 Seth_Erickson: or he cheated
 tdapenguin: canals have towpaths
 Twilight_Spark: Just like those damn cheating mathematicians.
 Seth_Erickson: known card shark Banedon
 WiJohn: Wow this guy has had a whole protagonist arc
 tdapenguin: @Vandristine there's a pretty sweet map in the frontpages of the book and paul does have it. i dunno if it's a full world or just a section of the world
Lysander_salamander: Do we get a whole book to play as the wizard?
 SquareDotCube: "Look, I can't help having four royal flushes in a row"
 Bruceski: Is there a separate series of Banedon books?
 Seth_Erickson: will tbf they have guns
 VrolikSyndrome: They have guns. Why would they be scared?
 rosesmcgee: This guy makes us look like an incompetent boob, maybe he should have a little accident
 WiJohn: Such dead, dead dwarves
  Sarah_Serinde: yeahhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Please don't tell me your backstory. It seals your fate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This wizard sounds so much more rad
 L0rdX33n: wolf and the boys
 WiJohn: Lone Wolf and Dwarfs
 Seth_Erickson: you've admitted it yourself once you have a gun they need not be afraid
goombalax: Undaunted by deadly dangers, dead dwarves
 TehAmelie: it's a world map like in LotR. though for once it's not based on western Europe
 tdapenguin: dude, i'm so surprized that we haven't already had a nap
 shadowmaster132: It will be appropriately sad now when they die
 saucemaster5000: sorry it's been 10 minutes since a niuntendo property was mentioned he had to do it
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah break time
 SquareDotCube: time for some honk shoo
 tdapenguin: heyy, @Thefluffiestguineapig , do you have any corvid or birds of prey facts!
UtilityPunk: Flip your pages, swap your fluids, and don't drink the Bor-Brew
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 saucemaster5000: take your fluids out for a walk, let the neighbors give them pets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin I do indeed! Do you know that owl's ears are off set between the sides of their head?
 TehAmelie: in the future i expect D&D will include "quick breaks" that restore your exhaustion from unskippable ads
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes! and the shape of their head (presumably including the feathers, not just hte skull part? i haven't had that confirmed before) are involved in their really good hearing!
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i know another thing about owls: i think they're really neat! (.... this fact will not be in any of your vet books, since it is so localized)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Correct about the feathers part. Since you knew that one, would you like another?
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes please!
 TehAmelie: wait no, resistance to ad elemental damage
 TehAmelie: which happens all the time, like background radiation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Continuing with owls, did you know that the feathers that give them such silent flight actually eliminate the same water resistance that other birds enjoy?
UtilityPunk: LRRPG, the only game with ad damage and existential status effects
 DarkMorford: Just watched the new Crapshot. Perfection.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarkMorford This new batch of crapshots has been chef's kiss
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig ooooh, i had heard that they couldn't shed water, i didn't know that it was a consequence of silent flying
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie i both like this bit you've spun up and resent that i relate so strongly to it
 TehAmelie: same
 DarkMorford: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've gotten so much use out of the Labunko Pob in various Discord servers. The reactions are always amazing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin So the reason owls fly silently is a change to their feather structure. Most bird feathers have a single unbroken line along flight feathers and if you mess with them they get messed up and they immediately start preening. Owls naturally do not. On their flight feathers they have a broken line which means no audible sound
Mollylele: @Thefluffiestguineapig wait so when an owl's underwater does it get wet? or does the water get it instead? (this is a TMBG reference but also a semi-serious question)
 DarkMorford: Oh hi Molly
 Mr_Horrible: @Mollylele we'll have to ask particle man
Mollylele: @DarkMorford o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mollylele Nobody knows, triangle wins. But the owl gets soaked and doesn't have water glide off the same way other birds do
 tdapenguin: @Mollylele i've seen owls get damp from spray bottles (it was a hot day at the outreach event i was at). <--- for a reality answer
RvLeshrac: BTW Lone Wolf Remastered is on sale on Steam for $1.50. It's a weird hybrid between gamebook and action.
Mollylele: 🥹 damp owls
 Diabore: oh muskets had dogshit accuracy
ThorSokar: they still use blunderbuss style guns to scare birds away from airports
 SquareDotCube: you forgot to add the paper for the flint
 MacbethSeemsSus: If I remember my Sharpe series, most infantry could shoot 3 times a minute
 tdapenguin: @tdapenguin to be clear, i was being outreached too, not doing the outreach
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mollylele It means they cannot hunt in the rain because it would completely hose their ability to fly/escape until they were completely dried out
 rosesmcgee: Usually that costs extra
 SquareDotCube: it's probably a blimp
 gualdhar: but what are the sails for?!?
 tdapenguin: @MacbethSeemsSus depends on when and with what (yes, i know that sharpe is based on a specific time/type).
 wedge_x: dropping fresh black powder down the barrel of a rifle you've just fired is always a little exciting
ThorSokar: turns out anti-gravity is really easy, we just haven't thought of how to do it
 DarkMorford: Do wet owls smell as bad as wet dogs?
 The_Timo: That implies flying spells are easier than hover, like you gotta work harder to get it to NOT move lol
 betweenmyself: hummingbirds can hover and they got no magic; they just use good, old fashioned telekinesis 
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig and that's a neat adaptation because it means that owls must live places without lots of liquid water falling frequetnly from the sky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Hence why they require enough calories to power some humans
 VrolikSyndrome: oddly specific
 KaleidoscopeMind: just any black crystal cube?
 SquareDotCube: do we still have the diamond
 DarkMorford: I have a black metal cube
 e_bloc: sorry our cube is onyx
 MacbethSeemsSus: If you happen to have a Demon Core, turn to 211
 TehAmelie: i've thought of a terrible weapon that shoots needles that shoots needles. i shall call it the kooskoos
Lysander_salamander: There's a meme recently of hikers stacking up rocks and taking photos for their instagrams, and the park rangers are begging them to stop
 tdapenguin: @MacbethSeemsSus afai remember, ~250 yrs ago, 2x/minute would have been considered a wonderful rate of fire (but my memory could be totally wrong)
 KaleidoscopeMind: sorry, that's only payne's gray.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Genuinely they live in forests, deserts or the arctic, so places that are covered or biologically deserts
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig ooh, it's neat that forests are thick enough to be helpful. i hadn't realzed that
 Jillexie: Funny thing about that cube. You can only get it in the first book and it is VERY BAD to have.
 saucemaster5000: weren't we trying to find a book? I've been only half following
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin They are also designed to be incredibly maneuverable
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: And now it becomes vaguely Eastern European again for all accents
  Sarah_Serinde: @saucemaster5000 Yeah but the book is in a hard-to-find place so we're looking for someone who's apparently been there before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOW you dress up
 MAPBoardgames: Hey! They picked my number!
 saucemaster5000: ah kk
 tdapenguin: @saucemaster5000 i think we gave up when we escaped the last palace with our life! (bearly)
 MacbethSeemsSus: @tdapenguin I remember the books highlighting every 20 seconds, the best soldeiers getting it down to 15. But also Napoleanic Era and it's not exactly a first party source.
 TehAmelie: see kooskoos sounds like couscous
 VrolikSyndrome: Joe's Cave Shack
 Saintnex: Joes Evil Cave Lair
 SquareDotCube: "no outlet"
 margieargie: Must be a historical marker
 KaleidoscopeMind: informational plaque, like a museum
 saucemaster5000: Hear they have cider on tap
 Saintnex: Washrooms for minions only
 RockPusher: This plaque is part of a system of messages…
 DarkMorford: Eat At Joe's
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 DarkMorford: Mmm, seafood
 calculated_uncertainties: time for the fishing mini game!
 DarkMorford: 
 WiJohn: Wizard dude's like "the fuck?!"
 tdapenguin: @MacbethSeemsSus makes sense. maybe some day i'll go down a research hole on details
 NotCainNorAbel: oh, now we have it
 VrolikSyndrome: He was nearly dead. He wasn't, ya know, "there".
 RealGamerCow: "I was on cooldown"
 lamina5432: can you only heal others?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 e_bloc: just learned it
 saucemaster5000: yeah! HE didn't ask!
Lysander_salamander: When you were watching the dwarves heal, you had a breakthrough
 NotCainNorAbel: it was under this other discipline in my bag
 darkcyril: @NotCainNorAbel It was in my other backpack
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did he say please?
 wedge_x: weed
 RockPusher: Sounds like we might need the oede if he's infectious…
 itira: 
 DarkMorford: ADAM
Astramentha: pffffft
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: this is what happens when you run out of weed
 CaptainSpam: ADAM
 GamerCat88: too real
 WiJohn: well done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Leprosy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Mollylele: can we time Adam out
 vinewood_og: Rfkjr
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam, you are funny
 tdapenguin: and adam has killed beej
 Sethalidos: Adam, no
ThorSokar: Then you let him DIE
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam PLS
 Twilight_Spark: This used to be funnier.
 adept_nekomancer: Give him the weed!
 e_bloc: that means Adam has to give Valorant a sub
 rosesmcgee: Paul, get the big hook
Astramentha: WOW
  Sarah_Serinde: in shame
 VrolikSyndrome: That's my oede, I don't know you
RvLeshrac: It sounds like his community is full of anti-vaxelers.
loufghyslaufey: Everyone is abruptly accusing Adam of something
  Sarah_Serinde: Mollylele If I had that power...
 vinewood_og: Please sir, may I have some nugs?
 GamerCat88: motion to reconsider (jk)
 calculated_uncertainties: paul only stream for 10 minutes?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who else would have said it
loufghyslaufey: Something I couldn't even hear or see
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This guy is such a teenager
 e_bloc: and pus
 e_bloc: but pus and joy
 RatherLargeToad: cash
 saucemaster5000: we aren't gonna put it in a volcano vape?
Lysander_salamander: Fantasy leprosy I guess?
 VrolikSyndrome: Why do you think he wears the mask?
 GamerCat88: haha strongbad excellent
 tdapenguin: @Lysander_salamander that's what i was thinking of
 TehAmelie: i was thinking syphilis
  Sarah_Serinde: probably
 Mollylele:  @NotCainNorAbel thank you!
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DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PrettyEnjoyableBibimbapCmonBruh-5tqSXcRRz459oniy
 GamerCat88: Lion King really missed it with naming Scar and not Supasa and Mufasa way more believable
TheAinMAP: The information is the payment.
 TehAmelie: if you have time for weed, 
 CaptainSpam: Another mace!
  Sarah_Serinde: So to find the book we need to find the tomb. And to find the tomb we need to find this one dude. And to find this one dude we need to find the widow...
 tdapenguin: 
 e_bloc: bruh that could have paid for a lot of weed
 saucemaster5000: ew, it's crusty! Power wash that shit off the mace so you can use it!
Lysander_salamander: Bet this guy is a tomb-robber and he caught the disease from opening an old tomb
 WiJohn: Rod of Lordly Might?
 MAPBoardgames: Don't ask him what he's been using the mace for.  Or what the "mud" on it is?
 NotCainNorAbel: @Sarah_Serinde wait....that sounds like a key
 tdapenguin: @MAPBoardgames i'd assumed it was from crushing his lavacrabs?
  Sarah_Serinde: @NotCainNorAbel A key to get a key to get a key to get
 hamraffle: It means Nintedo would sue them
 shendaras: and you thought he didn't have any money
Lysander_salamander: it sounds like some fancy grave-goods
 Twilight_Spark: Were we not all summoned in a disgusting natural ritual?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Of all weapons to bejewel, maces are an odd choice
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Omnipotrevor: It is more your style, at least
 Cptasparagus: when you've got a laser sword everything looks like a laser nail
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One mace is at the bottom of the ocean I think
 TehAmelie: it's covered in diamomnds for ultimate crushing power (this is a terrible diea)
 Saintnex: The better question is where you are keeping all these items if not your losable backpack
 TehAmelie: idea, too
 GamerCat88: summon the guards
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DoodlestheGreat: Friendship is magic.
 saucemaster5000: if you do another accent it'll be like dad shaving his beard
 VrolikSyndrome: I'm sure in like the 19th book there'll be vampires.
 lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
 VrolikSyndrome: Just gotta get there.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lime green wine?
 vinewood_og: So he wants vampires he can blast in the face? That's just Blade.
Lysander_salamander: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
 MAPBoardgames: Absinthe makes the head grow fonder
 RockPusher: You didn't want the goat to miss out on its share of wine.
 DarkMorford: @MAPBoardgames Dammit, now I'm remembering the old King's Quest games
 darkcyril: @MacbethSeemsSus It's actually just Ecto Cooler Hi-C
 saucemaster5000: fuck remember ecto-cooler?
 saucemaster5000: shit was peak
 GamerCat88: the best Hi-C
 DarkMorford: KQ5 was subtitled "Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder"
goombalax: you should have the option to pay him the gold and then collect it from Tipasa
 NotCainNorAbel: you fart and then remember he is there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, why aren't you trying to find the widow?
 fcloud: "teach me how to Dougga" -- our hero, probably
 GamerCat88: @fcloud lmao, excellent!
 saucemaster5000: you're thinking it though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where did the widow live?
 betweenmyself: Adam showing incredible restraint by not using his other dead-on accent: Dolphin.
 ContingentCat: Wow rude
 fcloud: loss of sense of smell is a sign of covid, Player Character 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, the other one was the capital of this country that didn't stink
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now that I'm out of danger, time to insult their architecture
 Scy_Anide: Labubu fruits?
 fcloud: joe dever was so happy when he wrote "rivals the sound of revelry", you just know it
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Scy_Anide Wow, cursed phrase
 TehAmelie: just stand in the town square and yell "who taught you people to make wall holes?"
 MAPBoardgames: Are they gilded or are they brass?
 RealGamerCow: ya like duggas?
 fcloud: wait, you dig on douggas?
UtilityPunk: Those who wander aren't lost
 NotCainNorAbel: jfc, he might be right
 TehAmelie: it was on Jeopardy last year
 xantos69: In One?
  Sarah_Serinde: thanks, Kai sense
 Saintnex: wut?
 Kentosaurus: exactly. not lost.
 DarkMorford: I just noticed the artwork is by Gary Chalk. Is that, like, voice actor Gary Chalk? Him what did the voice of Optimus Primal?
 saucemaster5000: cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheh
 RealGamerCow: damn it feels good to be a kai lord
 Darleysam: your Kai sense, plus the sign outside, tells you it's Tipasa's home
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Lysander_salamander: Oh heck, I didn't know they were still writing books in this series.  There's one being written right now.
 fcloud: hey, buddy. hey. over here. you want some douggas? i got em for ya, half off, today only
 CaptainSpam: Your Kai sense is telling you this, obviously.  Says so right in the book. 
 e_bloc:    
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam 'I'm not lost' S
 MacbethSeemsSus: Kai sense, what should I invest in the stock market?
 SnackPak_: 
 saucemaster5000: kai sense, what is the lottery numbers?
 saucemaster5000: are*
 fcloud: kai sense, which page should i turn to?
 tdapenguin: @Darleysam can we read, tho?
 jessicaengle: Heeheehee
 Phailhammer: They terk our jerbs ter!
Lysander_salamander: neat
 darkcyril: "They took my husband over into them there hills!"
 Darleysam: @tdapenguin your Kai literacy says yes
 TehAmelie: kai sense, what is best in life?
 tdapenguin: @Darleysam well-played
 WiJohn: Wait hold on, she knows who Banedon is?  Has this little rat been holding out on us?
 saucemaster5000: don't toucher her face dud wtf
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelatedNastyMonkeyBCouch-i4d8xA16IqUX2TzP
 Kentosaurus: normal men
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NotCainNorAbel: less hidding
 sgowell: wait. you can’t gild with brass
Lysander_salamander: just normal men
 Phailhammer: They're just normal men.
 CaptainSpam: What if they're not men, but evil men?
  Sarah_Serinde: @WiJohn I mean Banedon is the one who told us we needed to find this guy in the first time
 darkcyril: "Y'know what? Just hide it when *anyone* comes over."
 saucemaster5000: just innocent men!
 Saintnex: assume all men are evil 
 ContingentCat: What if evil women come?
 TehAmelie: maybe even evil enbys
ButButTheJesus: yum
 ContingentCat: Dry milk cake so  bad cheese?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How is it any more gross than cow cheese?
 fcloud: yay rocky crag achieved
 SquareDotCube: milk cake sounds like cheese that's not been given time to set
 TehAmelie: a new type of cheese sandwich
 Twilight_Spark: Imagine this from the powdered milk or milk bag or whatever country. 
  Sarah_Serinde: Waiting 3 hours and then immediately going "oh you're reading it wrong"
 tdapenguin: @SquareDotCube i assume it's related to milk bread?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
 fcloud: i'm picturing the ship from metaphor, is this basically the ship from metaphor?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES yes I have
 BusTed: maybe he just wanted to spend time with you
UtilityPunk: "Here, hold this flashlight"
 MacbethSeemsSus: *pokes jeweled mace for 3 hours*
ButButTheJesus: Wtf
 vinewood_og: Hold the light straight!
 saucemaster5000: yup
 WiJohn: Yep, been there
 SirMorek: yea, bruh
TheAinMAP: Usually have to hold something, at least.
 ContingentCat: Yup, or the help is holding a flashlight
 WiJohn: Dads and SGTs
 NonjaBiru: All. The. Time
 cutaos: yuuup
 RockPusher: Banedon playing Blue Prince while Lone Wolf bites their tongue
 SirMorek: "i'm trying to include you but i don't know how to do that"
 itira: moral support
 NotCainNorAbel: revenge my death
ButButTheJesus: Men will literally ask you to do nothing
 serramarkov: That's giving partner a break.
greatknightgaramond: yeah been there
 RatherLargeToad: My grandpa built planes in his garage.  My brother and I would help by holding up wings while he did measurements and stuff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't even talk to me
 ContingentCat: Come up with a good story
 saucemaster5000: Now my Dad is 78 and STILL calls me over to do that shit, instead of just letting ME do that for him!
 VrolikSyndrome: The numbers, Lone Wolf. What do they mean?
 Saintnex: oh boy, puzzle time
 WiJohn: Flips table
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT
 fcloud: wow thats a nice map 
 RebekahWSD: ohnoooo maaaath
Lysander_salamander: oh boy a logic puzzle
 MacbethSeemsSus: If only if he'd let you look at any page in the past few hours
 TehAmelie: hey, visiting a big city, shouldn't we at least have thought about trading in our elaborate diamond mace?
 The_Timo: The code is 1... 2.... 3.... Clever bastards
 DarkMorford: Analog copy protection, let's go
 tdapenguin: we realized that without using our Kai sense of /wouldn't it be nice if we knew sometihng/ ?
 xantos69: Well good thing Lone Wolf, the guy who they sent to pick up firewood because he was good at nothing else, was secretly a cryptography genius the whole time!
 MacbethSeemsSus: This code sucks
 margieargie: What counts as a city here?
 CaptainSpam: I like how you just need to turn to the entry number of this answer, meaning if you get it wrong, you canonically just become unstable in time and space.
 SnackPak_: classic
 WiJohn: little flag probably means city
 The_Timo: flag?
 fcloud: "the second number"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I spent this weekend playing two excellent puzzle games and I went to throw this puzzle off a sea cliff
 fcloud: it has to be 0-9
 Twilight_Spark: I think it's the ones with flags maybe?
 tdapenguin: @CaptainSpam this must be what my teachers meant when they said math was fundamental!
  Sarah_Serinde: I see like 5 flags?
 fcloud: just flagged ones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It requires MORE SPECIFICITY to be a good puzzle
 CaptainSpam: "Where's the tomb?  Well, let me just figure it out... I think it's-" "OH GOD I'M FALLING OFF THE SKY BARGE AGAIN"
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Adam's map is different
 The_Timo: Oh we're not seeing the whole map gotcha lol
 brainbosh: Oh their map has flags on all the towns too
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay only having half the map does make it more difficult
UtilityPunk: Paul bought the economy-class map
 TehAmelie: the map adapted for streaming licencing
Lysander_salamander: frickin sierra
 SnackPak_: this book has copy protection?!?
 betweenmyself: didn’t expect a Geography exam
 far2muchsarcasm: wasn't there a note when we were getting the weed herb about the correct number?
 DarkMorford: Yup, analog copy protection
 tdapenguin: @UtilityPunk the freely-available-online map is a teaser, we gotta put actual monies up to get the whole thing
 Sethalidos: it's definately Sierra logic
 saucemaster5000: We beat sierra games as a kid. Are you smarter than a kid?
 SnackPak_: o7
 fcloud: some quick googling revealed the answer and this awesome tidbit "At the time of release, everyone had difficulty with this one because KUCHEK (top left) is a city, and the flag got clipped off somehow going through art edit... "
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 tdapenguin: @fcloud ahhahahaha, oh dang
 fcloud: the oasis of bowel what now
plundypops: LOL
 Pinwiz11: Bierabaloo doo-doooo-do-do-do
 RealGamerCow: Beej is a helper!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are we helping the old man?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: that pisses me off and is also some of the most 1980's shit possible
 RealGamerCow: *insert Final Fantasy 1 airship music*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Printing issues *shakes fist at sky*
 tdapenguin: "we'll be there before dawn"... why aren't we sleeping again?
 WiJohn: Actual wizards wasting their lives made these books
ballesta25: Why would you need to cheat?  You have license to go to whatever page you want as long as you claim to think it's the answer to the puzzle!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyGleamingPastaM4xHeh-Mwvn7OMRbYtww8ka
 Twilight_Spark: That's a common misconception. It only changes if you take the weed. Most people do this, so it's a myth that the code changes even if you don't take weed.
 tdapenguin: @Twilight_Spark lol
  Sarah_Serinde: @ballesta25 The book specifically said that the correct page will say it's the correct page, and if your page doesn't say that, go back and try again
   LoadingReadyRun: this is very Indiana Jones
 MacbethSeemsSus: Knock off Nazgul fellbeast
 Kentosaurus: inb4 "they're digging in the wrong place!"
 terribleplan: Yes
ButButTheJesus: Alas I must away to bed, farewell adventurers, don't die horribly 
 xantos69: Complaining?
 tdapenguin: @Kentosaurus dang, our map is the current datum, hte code was using the older datum!!!!
 Bruceski: the short version is that thermodynamics is weird
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Luckily, he's whittling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You Bowsette that shit
Lysander_salamander: nice
 margieargie: "Must have been the wind"
 tdapenguin: did we just dash across multiple kms?
 VrolikSyndrome: Listen. The job is REALLY boring.
 fcloud: adam this is why you're overqualified to be a mine guard
 MacbethSeemsSus: Listen, I'm authorized to guard section 5B. I'm not touching 3F
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 WiJohn: Guarding the LRR mine
  Sarah_Serinde: 
TheAinMAP: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DarkMorford: Serge
 xantos69: Sounds like a Serge issue
 rosesmcgee: @WiJohn The content mines
 LunarJade: make Serge guard with James
UtilityPunk: You haven't gotten any interviews because you're overqualified. "Welp, he investigates everything. Probably wants too much wages"
 FluffySparkster: oh sweet got a sub, on sonic's 30th anniversary of all times
 DarkMorford: Adam now A Eye
 jessicaengle: It's an idiom
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 hamraffle: Didn't we take a spear to the eye in book 4?
 fcloud: if you have the skill of Kai Partial Blindness, turn to page 297
 couchboyj: Did you forget to take your orde for the eye death microbes?
 spethycakes: it allows Lone Wolf to achieve X-Ray Vision
 tdapenguin: @hamraffle maybe our weed fixed that along with our arm?
 DarkMorford: Ah, CON-based trap detection
 WiJohn: Apparently we've got a lot of Giaks
 terribleplan: "We threw wave after wave of men at the kill-bots..."
 rosesmcgee: Ever see Blazing Saddles?
 TehAmelie: they were Giak sandwiches!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sure I sacrificed them, but I'm not going to litter the tomb
 VrolikSyndrome: That's SO many
 margieargie: Correction:  It -was- Jerry
Astramentha: that WAS jerry
UtilityPunk: "We don't hire unlucky Giaks"
Astramentha: @margieargie jinx
 RealGamerCow: Like the game Lemmigns
 Seth_Erickson: barbarity is a funny word
 fcloud: we really batman detective vision-ed that whole situation, reconstructed the whole sequence of events based on nothing
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProductiveAggressiveChimpanzeeCorgiDerp-IcEVH_pCSvMzmHXj
Lysander_salamander: we do!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why does the blue stone triangle from the arctic work in this desert tomb
 tdapenguin: @Seth_Erickson remember the convo earlier about how don't take romans for a good example?
 hamraffle: @MacbethSeemsSus The Kai discipline of lazy architecture.
 WiJohn: Mechanism jammed up with Giak bits
 serramarkov: So Ice can cool Fire
 lochnessseammonster: call the locksmith!
 TehAmelie: i guess barbarian is an intentionally funny word
 tdapenguin: maybe the blue is important to unlocking it!
 fcloud: does this happen every time somebody enters the room
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe it's warded?
 DarkMorford: How did HE get in here without a key?
 VrolikSyndrome: How long was he here for??
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 tdapenguin: @DarkMorford Kai skill of jumping ahead?
 WiJohn: A throne on a swivel
Astramentha: correct
 7gorobei: the commitment
 fcloud: lucky for him we didnt die on the way
UtilityPunk: Well, he was scrying the streams on another wall
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Is that him? damn it"
 Cptasparagus: hoping you get there before the other guys invent 3D printing to make a key
Lysander_salamander: I guess Haakon was a theatre major
 shendaras: hopefully he didn't die falling off a tower or got eaten in the sewer or..
 VrolikSyndrome: Fill it with more Giaks!
 WiJohn: & yet, he forgot we have a magic proof sword
 MacbethSeemsSus: *throne turns, gets stuck partway*
 SnackPak_: I got you Adam
 terribleplan: Amber is the color of her energy
 vinewood_og: It me
 NotCainNorAbel: cool reference streamer
 SirMorek: small exhale
Lysander_salamander: sort of a reggae-light song
 DarkMorford: @MacbethSeemsSus "Dammit, bring me one of the greasy Giaks!"
 saucemaster5000: 3-11 MENTIONED????
 far2muchsarcasm: ya got a huff
 hamraffle: I went, "ke-heh"
 NotCainNorAbel: and he isn't lost
 BusTed: impeccable
 xantos69: Which time?
 tdapenguin: @MacbethSeemsSus *horrible screaching as sand gets into the mechanism*
 lochnessseammonster:  
 RuiFaleiro: amber was a song, but it never reached the height of like, all mixed up, did it
 fcloud: amber-adjacent
 hamraffle: And he's got an unimpeachable dolphin impression
Lysander_salamander: aw, we didn't bounce it back to him
 spethycakes: Precise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Spam dodge roll
 VrolikSyndrome: what if I'm a slow reader?
 fcloud: in the onscreen text, we've been upgraded to Kai Lord
 saucemaster5000: 3-11 was one of the first bands I had a cd of! (Tho the first CDs I bought were later, Battle of LA for Rage Against the Machine... and Limp Bizkit Significant Other....)
 tdapenguin: i'm confused how deflecting the energy made the sword jumpt htat way
Lysander_salamander: well heck
UtilityPunk: Haakon sounds like Pete from Disney cartoons
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 sword
 MacbethSeemsSus: You lost the Deus Ex Machina!
 tdapenguin: here's our sensitive ears again
 The_Timo: Who?
 terribleplan: Tasha's
mulligan2six: Tasha's?
 ladyjessica: tasha
plundypops: Tal Rasha really out here making some people giggle
 WiJohn: Umm actually Tasha's Hideous Laughter makes the target laugh, it is not a sonic attack
Chesul: Tasha's. Tal Rasha is a D3 set for mage.
 frameshifty: tal rasha was from diablo
 VrolikSyndrome: Good bait, streamer.
 SirMorek: def close enough
mulligan2six: @VrolikSyndrome Got fingers to keys
 NotCainNorAbel: adam getting that engagement
 shendaras: 
 The_Timo: x to doubt
 SirMorek: 
 RealGamerCow: okay urkel
plundypops: Just call Tasha by the more fun name, Iggwilv
 TehAmelie: imagine Tal Rasha making jokes nonstop as he wrestles with Mephisto trying to possess him for thosuands of years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That classic Adam "I got engagement" head wiggle
 Kentosaurus: he's a happy guy
 SnackPak_: thats the good stuff
 MacbethSeemsSus: Heeeeeey guuuuuuuys
 Mollylele: wow, pedant bait
 The_Timo: That'd be a sick Snake token
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's some HEY YOU GUUUUUYS face
TheAinMAP: "Ooooh! It's a snake!"
 NotCainNorAbel: just need a van
 VrolikSyndrome: But first you gotta get a van.
 tdapenguin: that pict is great
 fcloud: do you think Tal Rasha and Tasha Yar ever hang out?  theyre almost anagram buddies
 hamraffle: Its the same artist as Hero Quest's cards and book
 SirMorek: would the dragon head go upside down, or on the sides?
 VrolikSyndrome: But TEHN
UtilityPunk: Good ol 1/1 deathtouch snek
 spethycakes: let's not make any tal rasha judgments
 NotCainNorAbel: @SirMorek on the hood
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 tipulsar85: DAGGER!
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 WiJohn: We got a bonk stick!
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right I vaguely remember that
 lirazel64: Christmas colors again!
 SirMorek: @NotCainNorAbel alright now what do you do with the bumper/grill?
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's gone rogue!
 spethycakes: new tattoo in 3....2....1...
 SirMorek: sick!
Lysander_salamander: nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: *snaps fingers*
 Cptasparagus: @spethycakes just use some tal rasha cream and itll go away in a few days
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Saintnex: the WHAT gon?
 WiJohn: Dagger of Nope
OmegaPlatinum: BLUE FLAME
OmegaPlatinum: wait
 NotCainNorAbel: @SirMorek fire, either real or drawn 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dagger of FORCE OF WILL
 lirazel64: Definitely a control mage, that Lone Wolf.
 vinewood_og: Doorgon, natural predator of Hodor
Astramentha: uwu
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 SirMorek: unable to accept that you dominated him LuL
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UtilityPunk:  Haakon 
RvLeshrac: "summonation" is a new one.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulTubularKaleStoneLightning-mqgXCt_XdOJt2ko-
 DarkMorford: He's got a lightsaber
 ShaneLeeAtk: Mm
 fcloud: im picturing haakon as hakan from street fighter 
TheAinMAP: 
 shadowmaster132: Interesting someone said during book 4 that the dagger didn't originally return until book 9
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It literally doesn't exist at all
 Saintnex: huh
 VrolikSyndrome: Pegging?
 SnackPak_: gottem
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 fcloud: "aw, wise guy, eh?" -- haakon
 Saintnex: punt em right in the doorgon
 adept_nekomancer: We throw one of our pancakes at him and it turns out he's allergic.
 tdapenguin: adam truely is deveous
 RebekahWSD: lmao
 betweenmyself: Tap the dagger, pay two colorless Mana, Exile target Dark Lord
 Cptasparagus: thanks Valor Ant
 WiJohn: I feel like at the very least he could have a had some dudes in here with him
 tdapenguin: a calm atmosphere? does our kai sense of bull not detect all the dying slaves still?
 far2muchsarcasm: it's magic beej
 shadowmaster132: Kai art of hand size changing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Damn my two left hands!
 SquareDotCube: surprised there's not a pile of Giak hands on the side
 betweenmyself: Total Recall four fingered impression…
 The_Timo: Ah the pamphlet of good
 WiJohn: There's one test to become a Kai and it's one of those clay hand molds
 Cptasparagus: Giak seller, I require your daintiest Giak
 TehAmelie: such elaborate marginalia
 RealGamerCow: It would be cool if there was a parallel series that you play Banedon
UtilityPunk: "The story has only just begun" --book #5
   LoadingReadyRun: The book just says that the power was inside you all along
Lysander_salamander: wait, the evil king and his black-orb artifact are still there
 NotCainNorAbel: hey, right!
 jessicaengle: Awooooooo
 RebekahWSD: Ter ROR
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 singinnonsense: Good thing Banedon survived Book one ...
  Sarah_Serinde: yup
 SirMorek: walk through the door, buy the next book!
 fcloud: @RealGamerCow you follow the kai master down the alley. you hope he makes the right decision. if he makes the right decision, turn to page 179
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: a lot of buildup and then suddenly, congrats you win!
 shadowmaster132: @Lysander_salamander I guess we *really* don't care about this kingdom
 Kipstar: oh hey Lone Wolf, where you headed for your Summer holiday? "The Kingdom of Terror"
 RealGamerCow: @fcloud I was thinking more of the adventures between book 1 and book 5
 tdapenguin: @shadowmaster132 i'm beginning to think htat we also just have really crap memory
TheAinMAP: 
 spethycakes: it was a doorgon conclusion
 fcloud: gdi spethy
Lysander_salamander: slurping up the dark lord
 lamina5432: shadow realmed
 Twilight_Spark: Shadow Realm'd.
 rosesmcgee: He's somebody else's problem now
 fcloud: you recently saw superman 2. this gives you an idea
 TehAmelie: bonked into the second dimension
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We literally sent him to the actual Phantom Zone
 Twilight_Spark: The Sommersword is Exodia.
 MacbethSeemsSus: So if they never summoned you to sign that treaty, the dark lords would've succeeded
 adept_nekomancer: @rosesmcgee He's now starring in an isekai anime.  Probably working at a fast food joint or something.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Goddamnit that got me
 fcloud: I Was The Dark Lord Of Sommerland Until A Kai Master Banished ME
 hamraffle: I feel like you're a fantasy jedi
UtilityPunk: @adept_nekomancer "I Was the Darklord, But the Kai Master Shadow Realmed Me, So Now I work at WcDoneld's with My Cute Coworker!"
 fcloud: but then it's just a CYOA with a little state. the combat pads it out
Lysander_salamander: Ok, a isekai series where we follow the antics of a banished Haakon would be funny
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lol, according to the wiki people complained at the time the sommerswerd is OP
 saucemaster5000: the levers the stats give the game designers to pull are often not intereting
 rosesmcgee: @adept_nekomancer "I went to the desert as a Dark Lord and fell into a portal and now I'm a greeter at Walmart"
Lysander_salamander: I should try watching Devil is a Part Timer somday
 calculated_uncertainties: @lysander_salamander I would read it
 adept_nekomancer: These are all excellent Isekai titles
 WiJohn: I mean when I was ten sure
 brainbosh: I think there is something to be said for just leaving a fight with lower health that means you can't take a fight later
 fcloud: maybe? a lot of these were played by kids that were 10 or 12
 calculated_uncertainties: Part timer is good,
 hamraffle: This game needs more levers that are disguised knives covered in butter.
 NotCainNorAbel: what if he had the blow dart?
 tdapenguin: @hamraffle that sounds terrible, it's such a good idea
 fcloud: I Was A Dark Lord Until A Kai Master Turned To Page 203
 TehAmelie: if i paid for the whole book i'm not gonna give up cause i picked a wrong choice
 rosesmcgee: Some poor, overworked editor
 fcloud: in the 80s? probably a shit ton of index cards
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie i liked rereading choose your own adventure books because they turned into different stories
 hamraffle: Lots of death and insulting of other cultures and architecture.
 MacbethSeemsSus: so you didn't insult the bird, but you did kill it
 WiJohn: We can reasonably assume they died off screen
 saucemaster5000: RIP the Stink
 NotCainNorAbel: who's skulls are those?
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder about writing a book where it's a massive pain in the ass to be a hero
 BusTed: 
 SnackPak_: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i would read this
 SnackPak_: thank you Paul
 tdapenguin: thanks paul!!!!
 spethycakes: thanks, Paul!
Lysander_salamander: And one book that is going to be published sometime near the end of this year
 serramarkov: Thank you, Paul@
DoodlestheGreat: Congrats on finishing, Adam.
 UnknownFriday: Thank you Paul!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - thank you all
 7gorobei: thank you
Riandisa: Thank you all for the great stream!
 WiJohn: Yay Paul and apendages!
 saucemaster5000: thank you paul's equipment
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for this stream!!!!!!
 TheNextPaige: thanks Paul
 Zandivya: Thanks Paul 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are always a blast
 SnackPak_: I love this bit
 TehAmelie: @hamraffle i feel like they wanted to make it gritty and realistic and turned to finding something negative to put into scene descriptions instead
 calculated_uncertainties: Thanks all!
 tdapenguin: poor beej
 VrolikSyndrome: You got mugs?
 Morrigan9: Paul has the Kai discipline of "Tech'
 Dog_of_Myth: Thank you Paul
Lysander_salamander: !store
 WiJohn: LoadingReadyRaft?
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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 RealGamerCow: I genuinely was saying "I would buy a LRR car magnet" yesterday
 saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome I'll give you a mug....
 Kipstar: LoadingReadyRunning socks
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta keep checking, you never know what'll show up there
 KeytarCat: LRR programmer socks
  Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
  LRRbot: Want a deal on some sweet Dragon Shield products? Use code LRRMTG5 for 5% off your order at http://www.dragonshield.com
 Dog_of_Myth: Sweet new fetch land art sleeves now
 Zandivya: Do they have socks though?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig were you saying that there is a path in this book that sends you to a different book?
 SnackPak_: its true
 lochnessseammonster: true
 spethycakes: TIL I hate small business
 xantos69: These are bangers.  Thanks much
 MacbethSeemsSus: Top sleeve reviews are all talking about how they're great socks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun No I was meaning a different book series 
 lamina5432: yes
 tdapenguin: thanks to adam and beej and paul and chat!
 serramarkov: Yes!
 WiJohn: Heck yeah
letsbelgo: yes father
 RealGamerCow: good book, good series
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
 lochnessseammonster:  
 tdapenguin: this was a barrel of laughs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
 TehAmelie: it was hilarious
 lirazel64: It was lovely.
 hamraffle: Good times
Ignatiuspants: I had fun!
 VrolikSyndrome: Why do you wanna know? What're you, a cop?
 saucemaster5000: fun was def had
DoodlestheGreat: It's always fun.
 7gorobei: we have been entertained
 couchboyj: Was fun
  Sarah_Serinde: But not zero random deaths, which is also good I think
 RealGamerCow: I do wonder what happened if you said you hadn't met Banedon
 calculated_uncertainties: Next time chat need to make the cyoa
 saucemaster5000: the random deaths are funny, but these have had some good silly choices
 Chesul: and sometimes you run into a door over and over.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Last book was the closest we've gotten to Faerie Mound in quite a while
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In terms of sheer nonsense
 UnknownFriday: You dodged an instadeath in that last combat, but it was a fairly obvious one.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
letsbelgo: we love door
Lithobraker: Just got here, I keep on missing these when they're live   
 lamina5432: door is timeless
 TehAmelie: it was a door opening moment
 xantos69: Ok, but it was the BEST thing to ever happen on this channel.
 SnackPak_: chat loves door
 saucemaster5000: Man's been typecast
 lochnessseammonster: but that was the best
 ContingentCat: Never
Bearudite: 🚪 🚪 🚪
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe you found the wizard
 Omnipotrevor: Those rat people were great
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe you could write one?
Lithobraker: Wait was this the last in the series?
Bearudite: 🚪 🐐🚪
 tdapenguin: @Lithobraker ther's >10 more
  Sarah_Serinde: @Lithobraker There are a lot more but this is the end of a story arc
 WiJohn: The secret is a lot of manifesting
 L0rdX33n: dragon warrior scroll
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The secret was the friends you saved along the way
 VrolikSyndrome: Metroid it. Lose all the powers at the start.
 L0rdX33n: self reflection
 TehAmelie: the secret was peace on earth
 shadowmaster132: Another bonk on the head
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dops sommerswerd down a well
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig dangit, we are such bad secret-keepers 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get Kratos yeeted off the mountained
 MacbethSeemsSus: *drops
 adept_nekomancer: Yes, but have you ever read the book of the Magnakai... on weed?
Lysander_salamander: gotta get saiyan 5
 protojman: Samus is the one i always think of
 protojman: the Prime ones always make a point to show it
  Sarah_Serinde: A couple streams ago they showed us the big pile of books they have. It also made the highlight reel I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Correct
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now you must face the Darker lords. They're like dark lords but tougher
 Morrigan9: kai cinematic universe
Lysander_salamander: Then several books that were written after the author died, from his notes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus The final boss is the Vanta Lords
 DaFhaye: Let's gooooo
 adept_nekomancer: If anything is titled "Endgame" there is at least a 90% chance there's another one after it.
  Sarah_Serinde: The ones you have should keep you going for a while yet 
  Sarah_Serinde: *I'm* certainly having fun
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (17:08 from now).
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig The series isn't online because they're copywrite locked
 jessicaengle:   
DoodlestheGreat: I'd guess to expect some of them to show up in Mail Time.
TheAinMAP: 
 DarkMorford: Ooh, is it Atmosfear time again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer I think that's the last one in the Lone Wolf nonsense?
 Dog_of_Myth: Saw this at GenCon. It looks sweet
 TehAmelie: come to think, this was written before Vanta corporation put their brand name on the color hyperblack so they could use that
  Sarah_Serinde: homicide + cipher
Lysander_salamander: Star Heroes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus From that one dude who the inventors dislike deeply so now the Vanto Lords version is online
 VrolikSyndrome: ak ak ak ak
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
letsbelgo: Her ship ran into cam's
 lochnessseammonster:   
 betweenmyself: play Ballz 3D 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I show up whatever because I'm there to watch you teach
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plus Nelly get better
Lithobraker: Did you see the Teemo reveal?  Seems about as fun to play against as Teemo, 
 ContingentCat: I show up whenever because I like the cool lads talking about stuff
DoodlestheGreat: No idea what it'll be, but it's gonna be live!
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 Kentosaurus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: During the scream
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 calculated_uncertainties: Can we have two lrls for october?
TheAinMAP: 
 lochnessseammonster:  
KWardJenx: Thanks again for the quality content. Love this series!
 KeytarCat: Thganks for stream
  Sarah_Serinde: Last live stream of Subtember and we got a good collection of gift subs from it, thanks chat
 BusTed: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 lamina5432: gnight
 VrolikSyndrome: I'm gonna stay here.
 far2muchsarcasm:  
 VrolikSyndrome: (for now)
 SnackPak_: I'm staying
 MacbethSeemsSus: Closing the tab seems like a lot of work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm at home and I will stay in this community because it's great
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream   night all 
 far2muchsarcasm: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good night/time of day all! Thanks for great chats!
 spethycakes: 
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