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Juliamon:
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letsbelgo: Can wait for todays deep space car crash to happen
NotCainNorAbel: everything is fine, situation normal
margieargie: @letsbelgo Hey, it worked last time (kind of)
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TehAmelie: let's fly some looong x-wings
TehAmelie: xxxx-wings?
SaxPython: ><-wings?
johnnylongtorso: I wanna girl with a short skirt and a loooooong X-wing
SaxPython:
TehAmelie: >><< -wings?
TheAinMAP:
Kentosaurus:
TehAmelie: huh, xx-tremely annoying thing for twitch chat to decide a less than and a hyphen next to each other means you want to write a lert arrow
margieargie: *waves hand Jedi-style* Everything is fine
SaxPython: @TehAmelie 100%
TehAmelie: pew pew comrades!
CaptainSpam: pew pew laz0rs
TheAinMAP: Hello.
wedge_x: Red 2, standing by
ContingentCat: RIP
Dog_of_Myth:
Despoiler98: WELP CAMS DEAD
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hey highlights
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Bruceski: previous mission, last mission has connotations
public_key_reveal_party: @bruceski they aren't mutually exclusive
Bruceski: Not for Cori anyway
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letsbelgo: A wings are dope
jacqui_lantern234: YAY TRAUMA!!! (not acutally)
Kentosaurus: On those a-wing scanning missions, I like to divert all shields & weapons power to engines and go really fast
ContingentCat: not mine field it's our field comrade
wedge_x: go huff that good good Rhydonium
johnnylongtorso: it has two speeds, fast and extremely fast
margieargie: Gotta go fast, might as well join Blue Squadron
RealGamerCow: ourfield, comrade.
TehAmelie: i've flown this T-wing six hours to be here, and boy are my arms tired
jacqui_lantern234:
Cori: "you pick, cam!" also Cori: "MINE FIELD! MINE FIELD! MINE FIELD! "
wedge_x:
tehfewl: damn the torpedos
Gadora: The difference is what ships can equip them.
johnnylongtorso: if it's like the X-Wing/TIE Fighter games, missiles are anti-starfighter weapons, torpedoes are used for larger targets
Dragoonspirits86: in star wars context fairly sure the differance is mostly intended target; torpedoes are slower meant for larger targets, missles faster/more nimble meant for fighter targetets
wedge_x: can't wait to take the high-speed straight-line fighter into a mine field
TehAmelie: imagine a realistic spaceship that turns around halfway to Mars to decelerate, and makes a backing sound the whole way
LoadingReadyRun: Questions you only have to ask in Star Wars: "Is space water?"
TehAmelie: (which nobody can hear)
Voidhawk42: Fun fact: Missiles are called that because they are programmed to explode near the target (as in Miss) to hit it with shrapnel. rockets that need a direct Hit are called "Hittiles".
jacqui_lantern234:
@Voidhawk42 
LoadingReadyRun: @Voidhawk42 I chose to believe this
CaptainSpam: @Voidhawk42 Then what are Skittles?
Bruceski: @CaptainSpam When they're fired while on Loading Ready Live
e_bloc: mines are friendly?
letsbelgo: can't you just go above or below the mines. its space. You can go in 3d
Kentosaurus: will the mines have a big enough blast radius to chain into each other?
johnnylongtorso: @e_bloc they come right up to you
TehAmelie: getting the A-wing was a big upgrade you say?
Cptasparagus: reMINEders
Aeriic: They do get removed if you run over them.
Going_Medium: Can't you trap mine in an invisible box? No wait, that's mimes.
margieargie: Helpful as usual
SnackPak_: phew
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TehAmelie: maybe i should use google on occasion. for comedy.
Strebenherz: Morph chromeshell crab?
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margieargie:
Aeriic: "Destroyed Minefield Tokens: Pilots gain 1XP for destroying a minefield token. If a player detonates a minefield by overlapping it, do not gain any XP." This implies minefields are destroyed if you detonate them by going over them.
Chesul: Ah, so they do go away when they hit a player.
e_bloc: mines are illegal
margieargie: The Empire has STRICT mine-laying laws, even for the navy
wedge_x: you're not a projectile *yet*, Cori
Tiber727: Anything can be a projectile.
NazTMann: @Tiber727 Sir, we've been hit by an officer!
Omnipotrevor: A TIE fighter's vision is based on movement
adept_nekomancer: @Omnipotrevor They're like T-rexes.
Dog_of_Myth:
margieargie: @Omnipotrevor That would explain the whole "hide by sitting on a Star Destroyer" bit in The Empire Strikes Back, at least...
NazTMann: @adept_nekomancer TIE-Rexes?
Cptasparagus: star heroes aturi cluster of the wars!
Bruceski: normal view, normal view
gibbousm: hyperperspace
Tiber727: Minefeilds?
adept_nekomancer:
@NazTMann
I_Am_Clockwork: this remains spectacular
Kentosaurus: gimli voice: "and they call it a mine!"
margieargie: Rebel pilots remain out of danger from the mines, which is why two pilots will now be put into danger from the mines
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gualdhar: wait aren't you in a gravity well?
gualdhar: slightly lewd
johnnylongtorso: this is why they don't use droid starfighters anymore
adept_nekomancer:
Time for another professional development day for the empire. 
gualdhar: @johnnylongtorso the droid fighters couldn't stop in time for space busses
e_bloc: you shoot it, destroy the mine, then they shoot through the hole you made for them and shoot you
johnnylongtorso: bands with other Rebels
Aeriic: She can't do an action since she is stressed.
GirlPainting: I hate it when my pee gets hexed
e_bloc: mines have feelings too
GirlPainting: when they are made by aperture sience, they do!
RangerAlpha7: Cam blew his entire XP wallet on a new car and will hopefully not be crashing it into a tie bomber right after pulling out of the lot
Bruceski: What's the victory condition here, clear all mines?
LoadingReadyRun: I believe so
e_bloc: giving mines feeling AI actually seems like the only way you could make mines more illegal
RangerAlpha7: clear all but 1 mine technically
GirlPainting: He is just mining his own buisness
e_bloc: this is how you remine me of who I really *blam*
adept_nekomancer: As long as he doesn't drop a hard 2 they should be fine.
wedge_x: tie bomber needs some ions in its diet
jacqui_lantern234:
do you think the people piloting that mine placer ships use the term "Dropping A Mine" to mean "taking a massive shit"?
johnnylongtorso: dropping the mines off at the field
GirlPainting: don´t mine me
wedge_x: m'field
TheAinMAP:
+ 
letsbelgo: I come for space crash crashes.
margieargie: Going for the melee attack again I see
TehAmelie: @jacqui_lantern234 this one officer set an example by calling their toilet "captain's logs"
GirlPainting: fly me closer! i whant to hit them with my sword!
johnnylongtorso: ship... out of danger...?
letsbelgo: cam already scratching his ride
GirlPainting: everything is FINE™
johnnylongtorso: move to exchange insurance information step
adept_nekomancer: Cam needs a battering ram for his ship
Chesul: he IS your front arc. XD
SquareDotCube: strategically pushing the bomber to dodge into the minefield, I guess
Bruceski: Lean out the window and throw your milkshake on its windscreen
e_bloc: permission to buzz the minefield
GirlPainting: insert clip of awing crashing into star destroyer bridge
RangerAlpha7: i made that comment five minutes ago and Cam has always crashed into a tie bomber, expectations met
johnnylongtorso: how much HP does the Bomber have?
RangerAlpha7: already*
TheDevil_Risen: wooo Star Wars!
LoadingReadyRun: @johnnylongtorso 6 hull
TheDevil_Risen: sorry i woke up late
TheDevil_Risen: hows it going?
TehAmelie: maybe you can stay close behind and ride their slipstream for a speed boost. yes, in space.
TheDevil_Risen:
space ship knows where its going by knowing where it isnt but where it wants to be 
LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie in Star Wars? I believe it
TehAmelie: exactly
SquareDotCube: technically the A-wing guns can rotate vertically, but that's more useful in ground or ship-side sweeps
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
vinewood_og: They don't call them wingman for nothing.
Bruceski: Isn't that left?
vinewood_og: Jaysus, Cam....
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks for the spit take cam
GirlPainting: chombad has been called
TehAmelie: the targeting computer is gonna be so confused
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: chombad? but how do you fly a star fighter with boxing gloves on your hands??
GirlPainting: 2 hits and a crit...title of your s*x tape
Chesul: Cam's really annoyed at the scratched paint, and that fighter is the first thing he saw.
TehAmelie: give this A-wing a left-wing parliament chair
adept_nekomancer: But in the flaming wreckage, the console is also on fire.
TheDevil_Risen: Boom!
johnnylongtorso: fire the nuclear missiles!
TheDevil_Risen: we playin Space minesweeper?
GirlPainting: axe pee
Chesul: and as Cori so helpfully pointed out, the bomber can't poop there.
adept_nekomancer: @Chesul Space constipation is a serious issue.
GirlPainting: what happens if the bomber poops a minefield into a mine field?
Chesul: @adept_nekomancer indeed, even if it doesn't kill you outright, being launched forward when it clears causes so many crashes.
johnnylongtorso: the mines collide with each other
vinewood_og: Me after one zoom meeting
TehAmelie: we shall make our missile impacts into disimpacts and unblock the bowels of all space
wedge_x: that's Battletech
wedge_x:
Voidhawk42: Part of the Ship, Part of the Crew
ghyllnox: Part of the Boom
SquareDotCube: @wedge_x was about to say - there's areason you make space for CASE
e_bloc: mines but they're truck nutz
GirlPainting: since whan is the last jedi "the good one?
TehAmelie: we were wondering if Star Wars space is actually water. we should get Davy Jones there to figure it out
Kentosaurus: Cam is out for blood
Omnipotrevor: Yeah, not sure I'd call Last Jedi "the good one" either. "Not the worst one" for sure
kusinohki: fragricide? when the munitions supply explodes triggering the neighboring munitions supply to explode and so on down the line....
TehAmelie: see if he can worp from ship to ship
TheDevil_Risen: Cam just Blastin!
johnnylongtorso: bought them cheap from the Federation
TehAmelie: really i just want Davy Jones to use those cool "I am the sea" tricks in space
SquareDotCube: just the ol XCOM panic
kusinohki: I think I would gain more stress than 2 tokens if actively being shot at...
wedge_x: Cam using all of the A-wing's envelope
e_bloc: "Davvol, blast those rebels." "Davvol transport those mines." No one cares that today is my birthday - tie fighter pilot, probably
GirlPainting: oh no...who would have seen THAT comming?
GirlPainting: , remember, fluid streching might cause harm
johnnylongtorso: time to go check on my console, it's glowing
SodiumFox: is this sort of like a legacy game? characters evolve with the game?
e_bloc: @SodiumFox yes
Juliamon: that's why it's Long Game
SodiumFox: ahh perfect, so I should watch the vod to catch up haha
TehAmelie: if your fluids are stretching, something weird and magnetohydrodynamic is probably happening. time to call MIT
e_bloc: what if my fluids are non-newtonian
SodiumFox:
probably a doctor 
TehAmelie: well sure that too
e_bloc: I thought you needed a hard two to do that
vinewood_og: Irritable bomber syndrome
SquareDotCube: the cloud car
TehAmelie: i can wiggle my ears. but i've gotten worse at it since i left school and learned to unclench
SquareDotCube: they're taxis
e_bloc: I was ready to ignore a lot of bad practices, but Uber Mines was the breaking point
TheDevil_Risen: lolll
e_bloc: shitter's full
e_bloc: load up a poop and just wait for someone to wander into it and ruin their lfie
Chesul: It's the one next to Cori. she killed that one two turns ago.
couchboyj: I dunno if this bomber has had too much fiber or too little, but I'm sure it hasn't had the right amount
wedge_x: @putz12a listen, it's a battle droid or a pit droid
Chesul: this game has so many bugs, just look at that bomber rubber banding.
TehAmelie: is it the planes that poop? do they use, shall we say, monkey style propulsion?
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah their for stopping smuggling frieghters, not one-person fighters
wedge_x: wooooow
I_Am_Clockwork: freighters*
e_bloc: shit is going to be wild in the space-Hague
putz12a: @wedge_x ...In that case, I think I'll order for pickup and not delivery...
TheDevil_Risen: Star Wars : The Empire Poops Back
Kentosaurus: It's called star wars, not star peace
I_Am_Clockwork: definitly didn't glass any planets
e_bloc: they were just following orders
gualdhar: oh no, next you're gonna say the Imperials are Americans in Space
johnnylongtorso: Mandalore always looked like that
TheDevil_Risen: just killing countless civvies blowing up planets
Gadora: They certainly never did any orbital bombardments.
I_Am_Clockwork: or blocade any space civilizations into starvation
TehAmelie: they were never even members of the rebel army
MTGRanger: "The Death Star *wasn't* under Navy jurisdiction, actually" type people
TheAinMAP: The opening crawl said this was Minefield Part 1. But a lot of the comments seem to be focused on number 2.
I_Am_Clockwork: the A-Wing are a joy to pilot
letsbelgo: A wing pilots are on space coke
I_Am_Clockwork: at least until you fly into range of enemy flak
SquareDotCube: ah yes, the slippery Y-wing...
I_Am_Clockwork: Cori's new callsign: "Slippery"
e_bloc: me too
kusinohki: slippery when wet... space is water confirmed!
I_Am_Clockwork: The Shields are down!
e_bloc: before he turned evil he was taking Jedi Knight classes
TehAmelie: i think we said last tuesday
TheDevil_Risen: Fire at Will! ... who's will?
Chesul: 7 if this is round six and you have till the end of round 7.
gualdhar: what about my mother?
Chesul: *12
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I_Am_Clockwork: you can't attack at range 0
I_Am_Clockwork: that is, if you are touching
Chesul: @I_Am_Clockwork There were rules for it that they read earlier, so I don't see why you wouldn't be able to.
Gadora: I think it was mostly droid ships with calculate instead of focus.
LoadingReadyRun: I believe you can attack, but you can't modify rolls?
I_Am_Clockwork: hmmm
kusinohki: death blossom, shoot everything!
putz12a: Ah. Focus vs Calculate - Calculate is supposed to be a worse Focus for Droids to use, since they can't use the Force.
I_Am_Clockwork: ah, it used to be no attacks before version 2.5
I_Am_Clockwork:
my bad 
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Chesul: such an elite pilot that he can't even hit a y wing.
I_Am_Clockwork: fire zee meesiles!
johnnylongtorso: "the sun was in my eyes!"
kusinohki: zee missiles? even the missiles get letters now??
TehAmelie: must be what the elite used to make their missile swerve at Cori around those two ships in the way
I_Am_Clockwork: a good shot
kusinohki: now watch that ship be the only one to survive with a single hull left...
I_Am_Clockwork: Slippery gets away with it again
johnnylongtorso: stay on target!
TehAmelie: somehow, a four spaceship pileup occurred
kusinohki: ironically, not enough space
vinewood_og: Jason Mimosa
johnnylongtorso: eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire!
SquareDotCube: bonk
Dog_of_Myth: It is pretty good
Cptasparagus: See was wild, I liked it a lot but it went on too long, as do most things
vinewood_og:
Dog_of_Myth:
couchboyj: Should a random Tool song be playing during this dog fight?
I_Am_Clockwork: "That is why, pvt, we do not EYEBALLLLL IT!"
SquareDotCube: now the bombers are playing chicken
TheAinMAP: "Hello there!"
johnnylongtorso: pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
kusinohki: 1 jango fett sonic mine would wreck sooo many days right now....
I_Am_Clockwork: ehh, you still have shield, it'll be fiiiiine
UtilityPunk: You can fill in the scrapes with sharpie
I_Am_Clockwork: what can we say, he's an elite
kusinohki: do we need a tracker for "cam loves this game, cam hates this game" ??
margieargie: The Force is strong with this one...
TheDevil_Risen: awwww
spurius: there is no crying in star wars
TehAmelie: maybe they're force sensitive. wouldn't take much to win at all the dice
kusinohki: how many experience points to buy plot armor?
johnnylongtorso: rush hour in the Aturi Cluster is hell
kusinohki: more like aturi cluster-f*** am I right?
LoadingReadyRun: @kusinohki the "love/hate this game" meter is like the advantage bar in mtg coverage
vinewood_og: A Han's Romance
Mai_Andra:
Is the Tie Fighter Pilot burn-out rate higher than the burn-up rate? 
kusinohki: do I need to rewatch last jedi? because I feel like I watched a different film than all the ppl who liked it....
johnnylongtorso: @kusinohki I think there's a good movie buried in it, but as it is, ehh
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun hahahaha
johnnylongtorso: they have a mine of their own
margieargie: I stand by my opinion of The Last Jedi from way back after I first saw it, which is "This is somehow both a fully good movie and a fully bad movie in some sort of cinematic hypostatic union" which... is a very me sort of view I guess
I_Am_Clockwork: One would think that mines that dodge stuff wouldn't be very effective at being mines
TehAmelie: who taught the mines to dodge? that's the opposite of what they're supposed to do
TheAinMAP:
kusinohki: cori "slippery" dickensen wonders why the mines are so slippery...
TheDevil_Risen: wrong stream Cori!
johnnylongtorso: Can't Draw Fire Club
TheDevil_Risen: (back to the pit)
LoadingReadyRun: @margieargie it was long enough to almost contain 2 whole movies: one good, one bad
TehAmelie: instant 180° turns does seem to lend itself to strafing tactics
spurius: meat shield
kusinohki: was watching a squadrans match and one player was just constantly drifting so it looked like they were orbiting the support ship (while always pointing/aiming at it)
SquareDotCube: the mine malfunctions
TehAmelie: everyone's evading like champs. the audience begins to wonder if it will ever end
kusinohki: the whole game has been dicey...
TheDevil_Risen: this seems quite fun to play
TheDevil_Risen: is it a bespoke system or boxed like a board game?
TheDevil_Risen: *brroklyn accesnt* WATCH THE PAINT!
TheDevil_Risen:
man will all the panadine forte I've had to take since my tooth extraction last week I can relate to a Hard 2
TheDevil_Risen: the x-wing looks like its racing cam
coldhands0802: @TheDevil_Risen Heroes of the Aturi Cluster is a fan made mod for the X-Wing miniatures game.
TheDevil_Risen:
@coldhands0802 ahh k, cool 
ty for the info
SquareDotCube: Blastum Bonkdonk
johnnylongtorso: he is a big
TehAmelie: otherwise you get ghosts
TheAinMAP:
TheDevil_Risen: Cori doing Her best stormtrooper impression
TehAmelie: disembodied points of stress floating in space
letsbelgo: You gotta want it
Bruceski: The minefield does DBZ stuff where it just blurs five feet sideways
kusinohki: shotting a stationary target while moving is harder than you think
TheDevil_Risen: @letsbelgo harsh
SquareDotCube: oh boy, another collision
SquareDotCube: 3D? In a dogfight?
wedge_x: rack em stack em and pack em
TheAinMAP:
letsbelgo: success
coldhands0802: Do you not get range 1 bonus on the mines?
coldhands0802: I guess you do not. : p
Chesul: doesn't he become stressed when he collides though?
Chesul: so can't focus when his action comes around.
e_bloc:
TehAmelie: "i want to shoot you so bad i just pooped mu pants" -that TIE pilot
coldhands0802: No, you can choose to take a red focus action when you bump, but don't auto stress.
Technobach: point blank shooting a mine seems quite strategically sound
Chesul: @coldhands0802 then why does that guy now have a stress despite not taking a red action?
TheAinMAP:
coldhands0802: Maybe it's a HotAC thing for the AI? Or was he stressed already? If I remember correctly, in 2.5e, you skip your normal action step when you bump but have the choice to take a red focus.
niccus: they're all touhou characters?
TheDevil_Risen:
Chesul: @coldhands0802 If he was stressed already then the collision rules are different and there's damage involved. and the resolution is still the same if he has to skip his action, he wouldn't be focused.
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wedge_x: hey, two damage points from mission complete isn't nothing
coldhands0802: Is it possible for the players to fly multiple ships in HotAC?
TehAmelie: that one minefield, dodgier than Charles Ponzi
TheDevil_Risen: Yay!
vinewood_og:
coldhands0802: Looking forward to it!
SodiumFox: have ag old one
Driosenth: The mines yearn for the children
I_Am_Clockwork:
5000 Thanks for the fun stream!
SodiumFox: wow why to type me lol
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NotCainNorAbel:
500
NotCainNorAbel: EA will be fine, we are f$ck3d
coldhands0802: EA got 55 billion dollars. SOMEBODY at EA is going to be fine.
Lithobraker: Sim Cities: the Line actually sounds like it would be a cool game
SquareDotCube: so I think James has the wrong image for this? not quite sure
TehAmelie: i can see it. a heavily scripted Sim City game where you're forced to develop hell on earth or have all your advisors yell at you while you try to keep your soul
Lithobraker: Bonesaw DLC comes with massive clock buildings that ruin religious sites
coldhands0802: Silent Hillf
TehAmelie:
SquareDotCube: forte, if it were piano notation
ghyllnox: F
Lithobraker: Silent Hill: pay respects
LordZarano: ƒ
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