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AceGun_: Adam's middle name is "Danger", right?
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ManWithTheMask13: nelly's spittin
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TXC2: is this "young Jeezy" a Canadian thing or a youths thing?
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DiamondMX: That sounds like a rich kid's name.
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TXC2: the people who didn't like you when you were into "nerd shit" are people who aren't worth knowing full stop.
RelwinEJ: However many people fit in a D2 game
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TXC2: Val_TheRainbowFang it's part of the general Teenage search for self
TXC2: buttons, possibly to be mashed
Val_TheRainbowFang: @TXC2 It does and it never really goes away.
TXC2: Val_TheRainbowFang indeed
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TXC2: I there's too many metres in this game :p
ManWithTheMask13: aka snap
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TXC2: I wonder if pro play is gonna divide by these different modes, or just have them all together
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AceGun_: Tokon is still a long way away, probably.
itsr67: LUL
TXC2: 2026 is danger close :p
otakubox0: yeah its a 1v1 with 4 characters on each team
itsr67: it's already fucking me up that we're close to 2026
AceGun_: You need to make sure you are holding 'back'
saucemaster5000: Sorry I'm late
bbj_afk: you need to hold forward or back
TXC2: hello saucemaster5000 welcome
AceGun_: no, I cannot, mr. tutorial.
Obos_TAB: Lets 2xk-go
VrolikSyndrome: So no head?
saucemaster5000: Please, mr. tutorial is my father, call me jeffrey
TXC2: indeed, they are without head
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30teracyte: what time is 2xko going down?
VrolikSyndrome: 9pm pt iirc
TXC2: !uptime
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TXC2: !time
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VrolikSyndrome: And if I don't remember correctly I am without sin.
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TXC2: VrolikSyndrome believing oneself to be free of sin is itself a sin :p
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saucemaster5000: Truly the sinless person is the one who is honest about how much they sin
saucemaster5000: and I'm sinning right now
AceGun_: Ekko, hold still!
thaigeprime: howdy gamers
TXC2: to err is human, to um more so
TXC2: hello thaigeprime welcome
AceGun_: 2x assist feels real weird at first.
Obos_TAB: i hated this one
bbj_afk: these ones both took me a while
Omthebox: New Coheed song is a bit of a bop. Off topic I know but here we are.
saucemaster5000: Thank you om this is important
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Duolingo harassing us in twitch chat now?
VrolikSyndrome: We have evidence that Protomen Act III is happening. Other new music news is discarded.
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig it was yesterday as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I am extremely high levels of displeased with this
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig indeed
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know none of LRR and none of the mods have anything to do with this, don't worry
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig yeah it's all on Twitch
saucemaster5000: I don't know, Graham has been seen mouthing "duolingo" under his breath while steeling his fingers under his shifty eyes
Omthebox: I believe the LRR mods explicitly asked for this Kappa they do have power over the fabric of the universe after all.
thaigeprime: LUL bot level 3
VrolikSyndrome: Spite
TXC2: Omthebox if only :p
Omthebox: OpieOP
saucemaster5000: Training dummy heard them called "dummy" and took it personally
Omthebox: The world would be a slightly better place LUL ah well.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox Hence Adam invoking mortgage increases
Obos_TAB: the bee movie is uncomfortaly bad, and therefore was a great choice for the original meme of playing the whole thing
Omthebox: Exactly
RaginCaucaJhin: 2XOkiOki! Lets gooo
Omthebox: One of the soundboards on my friends discord is the bee movie in 5 seconds
TXC2: hello RaginCaucaJhin welcome
thaigeprime: nice!
RaginCaucaJhin: Cheer1000 Welcome to what will probably be my obsession for the next few years even though I have no fighting experience
Obos_TAB: nelson's avatar is Karlach?
Obos_TAB: thats great
TXC2: kinda odd that you have to pick two characters when going for juggernaut
Obos_TAB: juggernaut gets extra meter
Mr_Horrible: "Engage!" oh Darius, I don't think we're reading for that laynaBlush
Omthebox: reading
Omthebox: AO3 Freudian slip
Obos_TAB: some characters have an invincible reversal with back-heavy
thaigeprime: you can dash back anti air to catch crossups sometimes
raulghoulia: consider me enticed
Obos_TAB: it's worth checking the command list for character specific normals (im saying to chat really I know adam plays a ton)
bbj_afk: down forward s2 is invincible
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible but when will you be reading?
Obos_TAB: I wish Darius was more robot..and Greek
Scrubbodiestobears: Mornin folks!
bbj_afk: Ah ok
TXC2: hello Scrubbodiestobears welcome
thaigeprime: the headbutt hits if they try to jump the grab Im pretty sure
TXC2: you can eject right?
Obos_TAB: down assist will swap out or your oppnent char
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I'd blame autocorrect but I'm on desktop. I think my typing brain just shortcuts wrong more often these days.
thaigeprime: break meter specifically
saucemaster5000: my typing brain shut off years ago
TXC2: me, I'm just dumb and can't spell :p
VrolikSyndrome: S2 S2 S2
Mr_Horrible: is there a setup where someone's coming down from the air into a knockdown state, where you could follow up with air S1?
Smirking_Bear: "Just the tip " lol šŸ˜†
saucemaster5000: why does darius get a fireball? "well we needed to give him ONE bad button"
thaigeprime: did you talk about down forward heavy?
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Smirking_Bear: Just a couple nerds playing as big buff guys beating each other up lol ( never felt more related as I do now )
Obos_TAB: i get a2a by that medium all the time
thaigeprime: as god intended
Obos_TAB: athiests anti-air with Jab
30teracyte: anti-airing is pretty different in games with air blocking
thaigeprime: but the AURA tho
AceGun_: walking is for aura purposes only.
BrowneePointz: they are adding Omega Squad Teemo as a skin next week. I’m cooked I fear
ManWithTheMask13: sure thing, sport
Obos_TAB: adam's hands never NOT close to the controller
saucemaster5000: hey mask, guess what?
TXC2: 3 matchmaking games?
TXC2: a shitshow Is what I suspect
thaigeprime: big money in getting children hooked on gambling
Mr_Horrible: "We're gonna pay Dave Chapelle millions of dollars to say that his speech is freer in the country where they kill journalists"
Val_TheRainbowFang: These casino companies try to get people to talk about them because it pushes them to the top even if you try to do it ironically
SirPlumpy: hell yea illaoi
SirPlumpy: big lady
thaigeprime: the real juggernaught tech is to lock in the oppenets character and steal their color Kappa
Val_TheRainbowFang: Games like this makes me wish Skullgirls isn't a complete wall to get into
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Chicken butt?
saucemaster5000: damn he knew
ManWithTheMask13: u owe me lunch then, that's how it works
saucemaster5000: ok
heckengine: whats up people time to finally get into fighting games myself, this game is so fun
Mr_Horrible: "I'm dashing" I'll say, Nelly PrideUwu
saucemaster5000: tuna salad and peanut butter on rye coming up for mask
ManWithTheMask13: I'd still eat that JinxLUL
TXC2: hello heckengine welcome
thaigeprime: bots lvl 2
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Mr_Horrible: Darius shouting "Shaw!", everything reminds me of her...
thaigeprime: LUL
heckengine: darius is so sick
Mr_Horrible: sinuuNotlikethis
ManWithTheMask13: Yasuo is Vergil but somehow worse (as in better)
Mr_Horrible: he's Riot's special boy who gets better frames
thaigeprime: I like playing 7/10 of the cast
RaginCaucaJhin: Ahri spirit orbs do a deceptive amount of damage
KingOfDoma: Actually, he should be saying "Rogers" nowadays /canadianhumor
saucemaster5000: he needs to yasugo
twistedsylvan: so wait, when does this game come out?
Mr_Horrible: I mean he *does* have free open-up buttons
TinyAwoo: Until they put Leona in, I'm not interested. I'm getting a Leona tattoo on Sunday lol
Mr_Horrible: Teemo ruins everyone's lives this Tuesday?
thaigeprime: no console yet is the main reason they're not calling it full launch I would guess
AceGun_: the beta ends tonight at 9PM, and the early access starts Tuesday.
otakubox0: have you seen the trailer for the new skins that are coming with early access?
saucemaster5000: already announcing skins they want to start making money
Mr_Horrible: your prayers will go unanswered
heckengine: S1-H is pretty good against people early on because they dont know how to deal with grabs lol and then you can Super1 them on the ground
thaigeprime: you wont even lose the game because of him but youll hate the whole time your winning
AceGun_: They knew exactly what they were doing handing Teemo's design to MarlinPie and then making the trailer that they did.
TXC2: damn Nelly :p
Mr_Horrible: they gave him villager slingshot, they want people to have aneurysms
Wilcroft: I feel like I remember Adam playing Teemo in LoR?
Val_TheRainbowFang: But he brought his victory bugle
thaigeprime: nelson 3-0 on the robots
heckengine: sounds like some people are gonna earn their losing badge
saucemaster5000: you earned the losing badge! (trumpet)
ManWithTheMask13: this fucking menu music
thaigeprime: is it bacon
Mr_Horrible: @heckengine gonna earn my "fucking losing it" badge
thaigeprime: fucking knew it
Mr_Horrible: extremely bacon-coded move
itsr67: blitztank
AceGun_: Blitztank
ManWithTheMask13: the big ol neck with the skull
AceGun_: It is just a big tank that takes up half the screen.
saucemaster5000: and has a skull face
Val_TheRainbowFang: There is a percentage of people who play games who specifically enjoy playing as the most annoying characters.
saucemaster5000: damn now I want to play more blitkampf, that game fun
thaigeprime: I will say after seeing all the cosmetic teases today this game is gonna get so much of my money
itsr67: @Val_TheRainbowFang nah there's no way
TXC2: damn Nelson got moves
Mr_Horrible: what a fucked up game
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Nelson just killed an oppo
twistedsylvan: this game seems real cool, I may jump in once its in open beta
Mr_Horrible: disgusten
itsr67: THIN THEIR RANKS
heckengine: if they are blocking when you pull em in you can hit Heavy to do a grab instead
thaigeprime: hey what do you think darius's favorite line from star trek TNG is
AceGun_: @thaigeprime "make it so"
thaigeprime: @AceGun_ +2
heckengine: nice jump in
thaigeprime: nice job not getting baited by killing the assist tho
AceGun_: you can't do it during a super.
heckengine: lets go nelson woo
AceGun_: lmao
saucemaster5000: fury "jazz hands"
TXC2: we got them scared now
heckengine: i use to spam JS2 a lot but yeah its like -Infinity
AceGun_: Darius is bad against Jinx, so this is pure gap.
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thaigeprime: tbag into 0-2 true combo
heckengine: ahri jugg oooo
heckengine: or yasuo
AceGun_: They are making us all take a three day break to cool down.
thaigeprime: you can only skip your half of the intro
thaigeprime: opp was letting it play
thaigeprime: good news riot is making you take some days off :p
PorpoisesUnknown: Don't forget y'all this is a fighting game made by a MOBA company. take no stock in loses
saucemaster5000: brain making yourself your own enemy
thaigeprime: @PorpoisesUnknown weird sentiment but ok
TXC2: the brain is a lying piece of shit, don't listen to it
heckengine: i thought this was a team game
ManWithTheMask13: Speaking of doing new things, I sang Karaoke for the first time last night
saucemaster5000: what did you sing?
ManWithTheMask13: I dueted 505 by Arctic Monkeys
Omthebox: It is part of caring about the game
thaigeprime: its something to aspire to tho
thaigeprime: nice overhead blocks
heckengine: lets gooooo blocking like a champ
Val_TheRainbowFang: Sometimes I have to remind myself that the absolute pinnacle of their field struggle to get higher than a 46% win rate
heckengine: can you still push block with jugg or no
Obos_TAB: jesus
thaigeprime: @heckengine you can but it costs break meter
PorpoisesUnknown: that was a slick combo Nelly!
AceGun_: Ahri recovers super fast in that super.
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blackroseimmortal7: who are we?
PorpoisesUnknown: We are Darius
TXC2: James does the schedule, so you'd think he, of anyone in LRR, would know when people are Streaming :p
gualdhar: Ahri just wants some fava beans and a nice chianti
Obos_TAB: Robloxing eternity itself
AceGun_: Ahri plays center for the Lakers, she's boxing everyone out.
Omthebox: Cant out box eternity, I tried. Look what happened
heckengine: ok that was funny
TXC2: trying to out box eternity is happened to Muhammad Ali
mjuukis: how much does illaoi squat?
mjuukis: do we know?
gualdhar: Ahri can't stop jumping lol
TXC2: enough, so squats enough
thaigeprime: why would I tell you a lie?
heckengine: nice
AceGun_: he's the best
thaigeprime: LUL
Obos_TAB: damn all three heads, gone
Mr_Horrible: jumping: ILLEGAL
PorpoisesUnknown: Executioner Nelly has arrived!
thaigeprime: devious nelson
saucemaster5000: they've got the axe!
Jturbobanana: seabatClap seabatClap PrideLaugh
PorpoisesUnknown: Id love to see Kayn in this game. Him switching between rhaast and blue kayn would go so hard
gualdhar: duuuuude the switch there
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LowUpsideCJ: what’s up 2xkokis
heckengine: has this ahri blocked like once
Obos_TAB: i bet you could throw projectile at them too
TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ welcome
saucemaster5000: I'd predict every move and win all the evos
saucemaster5000: but I'm busy rn
thaigeprime: might be worth throwing some pushblocks in there
TXC2: chat what are the numbers above the timer?
twistedsylvan: seriously, Nelson is making Darius look absolutely diabolical here
thaigeprime: HEADLESS
Obos_TAB: 1st # is ow many othe rplayers there are and 2nd is hw many are watching, i think
TXC2: matchmaking looks for 50-50 matchups when it can
saucemaster5000: darius makig it very clear -- no head
TXC2: Obos_TAB I see, thanks
Obos_TAB: or it's # of people watching # of people queued to play? I forget if queuing is in
Omthebox: Matchmaking should always be 90/10 in my favor. Its only fair
TXC2: 90-10 is what bots are for :p
Obos_TAB: her lvl3 is a reversal
ManWithTheMask13: My win rate is dogshitto
Omthebox: @TXC2 You assume too much of me OpieOP
thaigeprime: its so wild to me that people complain about even matchmaking because it makes them have to try every game
twistedsylvan: winning 50% of your matches is probably the ideal situation lol
Obos_TAB: god fro that far...
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the whole "have to try" argument is so weird for people who had to pay quarters to play arcades
TXC2: people don't like that all their skill adds up to a coin flip
gualdhar: I personally feel way worse when I lose a game/match in multiplayer than I feel good when I win, so I just avoid multiplayer games
thaigeprime: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn tbf most matchmaking complaints come from fps players I find dont see that much of it in fighting games
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @thaigeprime huh, intereting
TXC2: I wonder how much of the complaining comes from people who mostly play single player games
Obos_TAB: took chip damage
thaigeprime: blocking is good but you were low enough to die to chip
Obos_TAB: i hate that otg. always feels like i shouldn't be getting comboed by it
twistedsylvan: does this game have a like, RISC meter to discourage blocking? Or is that just a Guilty Gear thing?
thaigeprime: I think you can 2h there
LowUpsideCJ: I’m the number one duo in juggernaut fuse
ManWithTheMask13: but what if their name is CanadianBacon
thaigeprime: what if my name is john connor
Omthebox: Can you guarantee that
saucemaster5000: (boots up, matched against "skynetlover") oh shit
TXC2: but John connor wasn't a terminator
twistedsylvan: then they're John Connor, not a Terminator
Val_TheRainbowFang: ACAB and that includes terminators sent back in time specifically to stop you from playing 2XKO
thaigeprime: mood
Omthebox: They're named Jhon Connor as a double blind
LowUpsideCJ: you’re actually playing against esteemed actor Robert Patrick but he’s cracked at this game so it’s a wash
TXC2: All Cyberdyne industries 3000 androids Are Bastards ?
saucemaster5000: robert patrick coming in with the 2x assist yasuo jinx....
thaigeprime: ahri is also one of the only characters with an air dash which can be hard to learn to play against
TXC2: I'd buy Robert Patrick is a gamer
thaigeprime: that ult dodge was sick
Obos_TAB: my faorite terminator is the one where the t-1000 saves the cocytans from space time six
saucemaster5000: jamie lee curtis plays cammy in SF
cobthegreat: headless behavior
thaigeprime: @saucemaster5000 nah she def plays akuma
saucemaster5000: no she like, actually plays cammy
thaigeprime: oh shit
thaigeprime: based
thaigeprime: that almost makes me forgive her for being in the borderlands movie Kappa
saucemaster5000: nope
ManWithTheMask13: no sir
LowUpsideCJ: plane movie
thaigeprime: out of morbid curiosity
blackroseimmortal7: 8 times
bbj_afk: nope
thaigeprime: it was bad
blackroseimmortal7: jk never heard of it
thaigeprime: I wouldnt even watch it on a plane tbh
thaigeprime: its that bad
cobthegreat: i did i had to know and regret it
TXC2: is it better or worse then the monster hunter movie?
saucemaster5000: "maybe I was wrong the first 7 times"
blackroseimmortal7: @saucemaster5000 never can be sure
itsr67: one of those movies that reduces your life quality I hear
thaigeprime: my mom also watched it idependant of me and left the theatre and her standards are ROCK BOTTOM
TXC2: don't, it suuuuuuuucks
thaigeprime: so you KNOW its bad
Val_TheRainbowFang: I do wish this could let you search while in training
Mr_Horrible: I have missed the context what cinematic atrocity is this
thaigeprime: yeah actually my dad passed away a 2 years ago :)
saucemaster5000: "hey I hear your standards are low"
TXC2: Mr_Horrible boarderlands
the_brainfist: Monster Hunter movie is the worst adaptation movie I've ever seen. Just zero understanding/attempt to reach what the source material is at all aobut.
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 this tracks
RelwinEJ: If her standards are rock bottom, better be hitting those squats.
jessicaengle: Oh hai chat. I went for lunch while James was still End busting
gualdhar: if you can't have me at my monster hunter, you don't deserve me at my Lord of the Rings
jessicaengle: And now I see I'm on the Moonbase :D
TXC2: the_brainfist right? feels like they had a script for a different movie and just tracked on Monster hunter name to get butts in seats
thaigeprime: its okay Im messing with you (its true but Ive dealt with it and Im not actually upset)
Mr_Horrible: Monster Hunter at least has the redemption of a nice big-screen Groe Magala for me. Extremely small, but not nothing
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
the_brainfist: Absolutely felt like 'I have a movie I want to sell but need an IP to attach it to' TXC2
saucemaster5000: monster hunter was just another excuse for Paul Anderson to make a movie about how hot his wife is and I applaud him for it
jessicaengle: @TXC2 ModLove ModLove ModLove
VrolikSyndrome: Okay but have you SEEN how hot his wife is?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 actually forgot that that movie was also PWSA
VrolikSyndrome: (Respectfully)
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @saucemaster5000 why have I never made this realisation
LowUpsideCJ: @saucemaster5000 his wife movies get a special kind of pass. they’re still not good but
Mr_Horrible: @VrolikSyndrome yes. he keeps showing us.
TXC2: Batman vs Superman is bad for a movie with batman or superman in it, but there are far, FAR worse movie than it
saucemaster5000: I mean yes. They seem to have a reallygood life
thaigeprime: Liking BvS? damn you WOULD get along with my mother Kappa
LowUpsideCJ: I have watched levels of bad movie the cinema could never fathom
thaigeprime: its nowhere as bad as borderlands Ill give you that
Val_TheRainbowFang: I once got into an argument with my friend because he didn't understand why I didn't like it
Mr_Horrible: "I lied. Put your clothes back on, we're watching Batman v Superman, Dawn of Justice."
Mr_Horrible: erosGun
LowUpsideCJ: you’re also allowed to like stuff that’s bad. it’s not mutually exclusive
thaigeprime: well you do have to be careful about that these days because some Zack Snyder fans are fucking insane
thaigeprime: HEADLESS
Mr_Horrible: Adam will need to re-evaluate his BvS stance when it's used as part of a trap in the next SAW film (this re-evaluation will not result in a change of stance)
DrLigmaPhD: I've liked bad movies before but BvS kinda just felt like... it has all the flavor of burnt white-bread toast. No butter
thaigeprime: me practicing my darius themed primal scream exorcises
TXC2: brain? smooth, head? less
VrolikSyndrome: KILL
Mr_Horrible: "My ranks!" erosGasp
Val_TheRainbowFang: Oh hey it pauses fury while the opponent is dead, but hasn't switch to their assist yet
thaigeprime: whats the guess on time to first 2xko
itsr67: HEADLESS
TXC2: so much headlessness you'd think we're in 18th Century Paris
itsr67: HEADLESS is a good vocal stim
Mr_Horrible: @Val_TheRainbowFang that actually surprises me, most games keep the meter running, I feel like?
Lobo_Apache: Y'all ever think about how good Nelly's gotten over the past year(s?)
LowUpsideCJ: born headless
thaigeprime: hes rooting for the yasuo GET EM
cmdrzellgaudis: which one is Nelson?
Mr_Horrible: me when I'm out of sandwich rolls: "BREADLESS!"
TXC2: Lobo_Apache well he's Platinum in SF6 now, so yeah, he's much improved
DrLigmaPhD: @cmdrzellgaudis Dude yellin about heads n shit
saucemaster5000: nelson is the one with glasses
Mr_Horrible: the dude who looks like a WoW character
cmdrzellgaudis: Ah sick
thaigeprime: so no head?
Mr_Horrible: with the massive pauldrons
30teracyte: on the matter of heads; and your imminent lack thereof
DrLigmaPhD: Fine, yelling about the absence of head
do7calm: @thaigeprime Jump stomps the axe handle
thaigeprime: @do7calm riot hire us as taunt designers
Mr_Horrible: man it'd be so cool if Yasuo had recovery frames
Mr_Horrible: that'd be neat
thaigeprime: close one
thaigeprime: they called assist
Mr_Horrible: it does feel weird that placements can be all matches against the same player/team
thaigeprime: ITS DOABLE
thaigeprime: F the chip
Mr_Horrible: but I guess population isn't really enough in beta to insist on 5 different people
sadlyfrown: good afternoon tall streamer and nelson
thaigeprime: when FGC players talk about chip damage, what kind of chip is it?
thaigeprime: like we talking tortilla? potato? salt and vinegar?
saucemaster5000: cool ranch
Mr_Horrible: thanks Yipes
LowUpsideCJ: loaded nacho level of chip
VrolikSyndrome: No like to chip away at something, like with a chisel.
VrolikSyndrome: Hope that helps :)
Mr_Horrible: Vrolik sitting in the front row of a comedy set correcting the performer
LowUpsideCJ: thanks vrolik we were all confused there
TXC2: hello sadlyfrown welcome
VrolikSyndrome: Happy to be of assistance :D
thaigeprime: @VrolikSyndrome whats a chisel?
saucemaster5000: someone give vrolik an employee of the month certificate
VrolikSyndrome: I already got that a few months ago.
saucemaster5000: sick
Mr_Horrible: "Not sure if you're aware, but the deal with airline food is that most of it is pre-packaged and needs to be of specific varieties to stay fresh for arbitrary periods of time with access to minimal refrigeration space" sinuuNerdge
thaigeprime: sidekick I think
Mr_Horrible: wait is Nelly picking his secondary randomly or does the game just do that if you're Juggernaut?
thaigeprime: not much normals dont chip without darius bleed
VrolikSyndrome: S2 moment
DounixD: @Mr_Horrible Nelson picks randomly, since you can use either one with Juggernaut. You can swap point character at round start
Mr_Horrible: Jugg health is a lot
Lobo_Apache: the only health that matters is the last one after all
thaigeprime: also you dont take chip in fury
Val_TheRainbowFang: Nelson was in chip danger. There was no more salsa.
30teracyte: having access to bleed is maybe skewing your impression of chip damage
DrLigmaPhD: Chip Danger should be referred to as the Salsa Zone
Mr_Horrible: just eat the dry chip
Mr_Horrible: enjoy the texture
Mr_Horrible: Darius employed by Frito Lay
thaigeprime: yeah exactly
Mr_Horrible: to be fair I thought he caught the Vi in that tooo
Mr_Horrible: such is tag fighter life
30teracyte: sidekick does get the extra health
thaigeprime: pretty sure sidekick does still get bonus health
awildshen: throw is M+H
thaigeprime: throw is m+h yeah
Val_TheRainbowFang: Throw is monster + hunter
Mr_Horrible: ngl I understand *why* the cutscene supers don't show the opponent, but I still feel like it's lacking
BrowneePointz: it’s mostly just Vi’s Mr Horrible
thaigeprime: @Mr_Horrible it depends on the super tbh
BrowneePointz: like Teemo and blitz show the person getting bodied
thaigeprime: Vis are the only really bad offenders
thaigeprime: I wouldnt be suprised if they got touched up like ahri level 3 did
Mr_Horrible: hmm, I'm probably on recency bias then
BrowneePointz: knowing league the bottom is wood 5
Mr_Horrible: I miss Nelly
freshmaker__: rip
Val_TheRainbowFang: Do we need to hold a wake?
VrolikSyndrome: How's it going, Adam?
saucemaster5000: what a eulogy
VrolikSyndrome: How's the neck?
Mr_Horrible: girldmCrybaby
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz I'm ranked Dookie 4
thaigeprime: might want to clarify that throw is M+H not L+M that may have messed with his techs
freshmaker__: damn. sorry adam
LowUpsideCJ: damn feel better soon my liege
Mr_Horrible: perfect for reaching tree stars
Smirking_Bear: Need that tree star diet
thaigeprime: LUL
Val_TheRainbowFang: I can't believe adam is trying to sabotage the competition
Mr_Horrible: Adam was the 100x earth's gravity that Nelly was training in this whole time
thaigeprime: Nelson like "I couldve sworn I tech'd that"
VrolikSyndrome: It's probably a posture thing.
Scrubbodiestobears: Adam secretly playing Templar
gualdhar: get a job as Toys r' Us' new mascot
Smirking_Bear: Adam " I'm a Looooooong neck "
VrolikSyndrome: Ol' Long Neck Johnson over here.
DylPage: All the weights pulled his body downward.
VrolikSyndrome: N E C K
BrowneePointz: if you lost weight/toned your traps and trimmed your jawline you neck would indeed look longer
TXC2: loooong loooong neck
LowUpsideCJ: big neck extension king that’s great
DrLigmaPhD: Long long neeeeeeeck
thaigeprime: bro, you look huge
Mr_Horrible: how are those acacia leaves, buddy?
Mr_Horrible: whoever they are they've got great taste
Smirking_Bear: Giga titties for the dub
thaigeprime: There are some who call him.... Tim
Mr_Horrible: "Tim from the Highlander community" is I line I wish was from the movies
TXC2: and then there's me, someone who actually weight trains their neck, who is probably shorter now then 10 years ago :p
Smirking_Bear: What I learned from my boxer friend , is some neck training is good for you and others are actually bad for your neck
LowUpsideCJ: do you have a cool logo
DrLigmaPhD: @TXC2 Judo makes me undulate between better posture (taller) and being physically crushed into a more compact shape
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD could be worse, could do BJJ and get folded like origami :p
saucemaster5000: james strikes me as a big sudoku player
itsr67: they did want to take down 2xko today right
Mr_Horrible: oh, it might be the weekend maint, yeah
Mr_Horrible: in prep for Tuesday
itsr67: ig it wouldn't let you go online
DrLigmaPhD: @TXC2 Oh I cross train it sometimes. Choke nights are fun!
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LowUpsideCJ: love a good sudoku. I’ve got my daily down to 5 minutes or so
itsr67: kk
Mr_Horrible: oh
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD I'll bet!
Smirking_Bear: A game I'd suggest playing is Hades 2 ( rogue like game) ,got out of beta in the last week
Mr_Horrible: "We want to take it down but we want it to be in the middle of NA prime time" Kappa
VrolikSyndrome: uh huh
saucemaster5000: @LowUpsideCJ I switched it up to renban sudoku and killer sudoku recently
BrowneePointz: about the shitty capcup decision?
Mr_Horrible: it sucks!
LowUpsideCJ: they already ppv in Japan right?
TXC2: are they though?
FoeniOni: but Nelson
BrowneePointz: also diving into it the Dev Team didn't know about it at all
FoeniOni: they can make money
BrowneePointz: so it came from Capcom corporate
Mr_Horrible: it's stupid corpo shit where the decision calculus is that things can never be subsidized and they have to make money on their own
Mr_Horrible: as with every decision by a company above a certain size
Smirking_Bear: The e sports scene in Asia in general is pretty wildly big
TXC2: Capitalism will kill anything beautiful
Mr_Horrible: attaching a price tag to a thing that traditionally did not is definitely a way to extract capital out of the air, yes
VrolikSyndrome: For years.
BrowneePointz: yes
VrolikSyndrome: Like since SF5
saucemaster5000: japan has already been charging yes
LowUpsideCJ: yeah basically but I don’t think it’ll work outside Japan
Mr_Horrible: I mean they *think* it will translate 1:1
Mr_Horrible: but it won't
BrowneePointz: It's also Japan being a bit ethnocentric
itsr67: for sfl
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thaigeprime: isnt the dev team also upset about it
VrolikSyndrome: treegun, AceGun's cousin
freshmaker__: treegun is my favourite anime
Mr_Horrible: other markets will not convert at nearly the rate since it's not as common
itsr67: ye takyama (sf6 director) is pretty miffed
Mr_Horrible: pirate that shit, yo
DrLigmaPhD: The hills have eyes and the trees are fuckin strapped
LowUpsideCJ: not even taking into account other regions
Smirking_Bear: What works in Asia doesn't necessarily mean it will work in North America
thaigeprime: I will being doing both
Mr_Horrible: "Surely capcom will listen to my tweets more than my purchase history"
TXC2: just like MtG players
BrowneePointz: *looks at Hogwarts Legacy* yep!
Smirking_Bear: I liked hogwarts legacy
VrolikSyndrome: Can you kill a robot?
Mr_Horrible: Corporations are predictable beasts, for all the good and bad that comes with it
saucemaster5000: "on a pile of money in a mansion, THAT'S how I sleep at night" -- Capcom CEO
couchboyj: They'll see the complaining as free advertising if they still make bank
Mr_Horrible: @VrolikSyndrome Darius shouts "Headless!" and Blitz says "okay" and just pops it off
LowUpsideCJ: yup that’s a rare quality tbh
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 if it's not a racecar bed what's the fucking point
Mr_Horrible: the acoustics in this canyon are wild
BrowneePointz: we don't know. Arcane fucked it
Mr_Horrible: Crankr
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>does blitzcrank have an astrology sign?
itsr67: <message deleted>retconned into a trash collector bot that gained sentience
Mr_Horrible: can't really blame Arcane for duffing the lore when Riot as a whole has retconned shit almost as much as a comic book conglomerate
itsr67: <message deleted>originally he was a science fair project done by viktor iirc
itsr67: <message deleted>but heimer took credit
Mr_Horrible: they just like to say "actually I think *this* would be cool!", which, fair, it's their IP
Obos_TAB: "You are a PLANESWALKER!"
BrowneePointz: he was created by Human Vik ye
BrowneePointz: who didn't get credit, who then got pissed disappeared and came back as Cyborg Vik
TXC2: retcons are ok if it leads to good stories
LowUpsideCJ: ā€œthey retconned my loreā€ as i make the action figures kiss
Lobo_Apache: I remember being really into the League lore, like when they had the weekly "newspaper" release back in Lol season two. I ate that up, it's also how I interacted with the game after I stopped playing
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>MAKE WHEY
itsr67: <message deleted>make whey
TXC2: "they retconned ______ and I'm mad about it" is why AO3 exists Kappa
Mr_Horrible: what a happy birthday
BrowneePointz: @Lobo_Apache Journal of Justice
Obos_TAB: hahaha gross
Mr_Horrible: ggs shake my head
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePointz That's it!
itsr67: <message deleted>man I love M H S2 S2 super 1
itsr67: <message deleted>what a good combo
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>I want spaghetti-os
Mr_Horrible: itsr has never once been sarcastic
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>o7
itsr67: <message deleted>I AINT
itsr67: <message deleted>ITS A BANGER
Mr_Horrible: that comment comes from a genuine love of that combo
AceGun_: lmao
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>goodbye
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: huh
gualdhar: uh
Joecool190: lol
itsr67: <message deleted>wait wha
Mr_Horrible: banned wrong guy, Adam
Obos_TAB: oh no he shot all of us
JinaMahavira: <message deleted>SHAWWW
BrowneePointz: Adam Banned Himself
Wolfstrike_NL: Whahaha
freshmaker__: banned everyone damn
MadameAdversary: the timing lol
gualdhar: oh no Adam banned everyone!
AceGun_: the stream took a bullet for itsr
El_Zilcho22: NotLikeThis
TXC2: did....did Adam just kill the stream?
Lobo_Apache: wait did I get banned?
itsr67: <message deleted>LMFAO
mjuukis: adam banned the stream
otakubox0: damn wrong button
the_brainfist: LUL banned all of chat!
awildshen: <message deleted>Itsr you killed the stream
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>itsr hit them with the aegis reflector
Spades_Slicc: Adam tried to Ban itsr67 so hard the stream died
TXC2: AHAHAHAHA!
do7calm: the ban hammer was too big
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
GapFiller: !picnic
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mjuukis: AEGIS REFLECTOR
Obos_TAB: itsr option select
itsr67: <message deleted>reflected
LoadingReadyRun: idk why the stream turned off lmao
itsr67: <message deleted>teched
eshplode: Is this stream becoming a pay per view? Is Adam secretly Capcom?
LoadingReadyRun: obe sec
BrowneePointz: *Counter!*
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>obe
JinaMahavira: <message deleted>obe
itsr67: <message deleted>obe
awildshen: <message deleted>obe
Mr_Horrible: stream realized it could do the funniest thing imaginable right there
GapFiller: obe!?
Mr_Horrible: lol
itsr67: <message deleted>LOL
TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
shendaras: <message deleted>obe?
El_Zilcho22: LUL LUL
do7calm: trice? real name no gimmicks?
freshmaker__: was the grink there?
Omthebox: Its a massacre
Mr_Horrible: @freshmaker__ actual lol
Obos_TAB: poor nelson just has to fight through it
GapFiller: accidents happen eh
gualdhar: obe highlight reel
BrowneePointz: Nelson gets all the sympathy. He's the Babyface out of you two
TXC2: Poor me? pour me another drink
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: who is going to get yelled at by the person in charge of the youtube upload
thatguysteve2709: I mean it's just an act of God who knows maybe Nelson's game was to sick to be captured on stream
GapFiller: BrowneePointz yr say that as tho Adam isnt proud of always being the heel
GapFiller: isnt that what local recording is for anyway
mjuukis: :CCCC
Obos_TAB: someone call milk
AceGun_: the rest of us will pick up the slack!
BrowneePointz: Nelly is Goldlewis coded
BrowneePointz: let that shit rip and let god and Daigo sort them out
BrowneePointz: Sol also works
BrowneePointz: actually Slayer
Obos_TAB: no way nelson would love goldlewis
BrowneePointz: he's Slayer coded
Mr_Horrible: Nelly voice: "volcanic viper"
freshmaker__: half circles are too much effort
GapFiller: nalvThink we need to see Nelsons Freddie Mercury impression
Mr_Horrible: not every wife guy is a slayer player
GapFiller: thatll prove the Sol Badguy thing
Obos_TAB: half circles are easy
BrowneePointz: Correct, but Nelly is probably a Slayer player @Mr_Horrible
GapFiller: Obos_TAB Geese Howard Raging Storm donuts thats what really separates the gamers here
Obos_TAB: would love t see nelson turn out to be a happy chaos MONSTER
freshmaker__: dont give nelson a gun
Obos_TAB: what about baiken? She's so honest and big hits
Mr_Horrible: Kyle Khakis
BrowneePointz: @Obos_TAB you have a typo there
AceGun_: I could see Nelly play Sin
freshmaker__: @Obos_TAB is it bad i misread this
Obos_TAB: @BrowneePointz hahahha
Mr_Horrible: ending the game of monopoly with a get-out-of-jail free card still unused
BrowneePointz: watching Critical Role just last night into hearing Taliesen as Blitz is SENDING me
Mr_Horrible: immaculate shimmy we love to see it
TXC2: !clips
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Obos_TAB: full screen footsies still count
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePointz Taliesen is bitz??
BrowneePointz: Yep. Tali is blitz and his younger brother is Lead Champ Designer
Lobo_Apache: I just heard it and went :O
BrowneePointz: so far he's the only CR cast in this cuz Yasuo is recasted(Jimmie Yamaguchi and not Liam O'Brien) but Liam is the Voice Director for this game. @Lobo_Apache
BrowneePointz: Oh is Nelly gettin some free Happy Booboos?
Obos_TAB: damn if nelson wasnt in hitstun that grab would have been it
Obos_TAB: thats RIGHT
TXC2: "they got the axe stain ouuuuuuut!"
BrowneePointz: cuz everyone had a ride?
BrowneePointz: wait
Obos_TAB: I'm just saying if Ihad drawn my removal I would have won
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JinaMahavira: I can't believe I got baited into meme'ing with sauce, and it cost me my perfect record :(
saucemaster5000: sorry jina
Mr_Horrible: wouldn't she be more of a segway since the wheels are oriented side-by-side parallel?
JinaMahavira: @saucemaster5000 <3
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MommaGart: good morning lads happy slashing
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Mr_Horrible: we reward them, because they're right. Sauce is a bad influence
Mr_Horrible: (not on me tho I'm already bad)
TXC2: don't worry, I got timed out before, and I still became a mod
do7calm: @Mr_Horrible did you just assume where my grandma's wheels would be mounted?
Mr_Horrible: seabatBRAIN
Spades_Slicc: Adam scared to time people out, might take the stream down again
saucemaster5000: sounds like mr horrible is the real problem
Mr_Horrible: @do7calm yes, specifically replacing the feet
itsr67: in the back of the van like
the_brainfist: I like how oppo is secretly playing juggernaut
TXC2: blitzcrank? PERRY the blitzcrank?
BrowneePointz: I prefer Maximilian's "Fuck you for your perfectly spaced heavy! God damn your expertly timed Super" Giving OP compliments while also mad as hell LUL
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 *dinosaurs voice* "I'm the baby, gotta love me"
saucemaster5000: not the mama!
Mr_Horrible: Max is very good for that. Frustrated compliments are a good bit
BrowneePointz: He's talked about how that's how he conquered fgc feelbads in his Arcade days
Spades_Slicc: So no Head(less)?
Lobo_Apache: That's too real nelly, I just got the phone and internet bill yesterday