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reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!!
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goombalax: !card Krosan cloudscraper
LRRbot: Krosan Cloudscraper [7GGG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [13/13] | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {G}{G}. / Morph {7}{G}{G}
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tommytheoddball: Whamjangle is such a fun word
tommytheoddball: Finally catching one of these live hecc yea
r10pez10: it is
Toxxick:
Solo_Support: Canadian highlander yessss
AleekTheFreak:
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Juliamon: Paul is extant
Juliamon: Just, not playing
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Dog_of_Myth:
AleekTheFreak: WHAM THOSE JANGLES!
lightfut: Jamwhangle?
Boltarion: LETS FUDGING GOOOOO
Syntheticuh: happy whamjangle to all!
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darkcyril: "Isn't every Magic: the Gathering stream just Whamjangle?" - Paul
Fruan: If Paul says it's a Whamjangle, then it's a Whamjangle.
couchboyj: It takes 5 to Whamjangle?
keatthebeast: gotta love it when you accidentally whamjangle
e_bloc: contribute at patreon dot com slash whamjangle
Simriel: Paul has now and always will be, on tech
MegaDosX: "Kept you waiting, didn't I?" - Angel, probably
r10pez10: amen
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undecided44: Quasi-consensual wham-jangling... sounds a little borderline to me.
r10pez10: vaguely erotic
AleekTheFreak: Angel: “SURPRISE MOTHER GAMERS!”
e_bloc: most recent button "Legend"
MegaDosX: Spider-Manlander
Dog_of_Myth: Fetchland arts
Juliamon: we are free from ultrapro hell
glitched_goddess: excite for the guild sleeves
JDMan94: That's huge
r10pez10: why is the moonbase so spooky
FatefulWaffle: You mean to tell me a Canlander Whamjangle is going on? Splendid
Painfully_Dyslexic: ooo can lander a format that I wouldn't personally play but love watching
Micalovits: @r10pez10 Spooktober
AleekTheFreak: need me some Flooded Strand DS Sleeves.
Dog_of_Myth: Also, Ravnica guild sleeves coming soom
AleekTheFreak: Tonight’s role of Wheeler will be played by Nelson.
r10pez10: grixcard
Micalovits: grixcard is real good
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jacqui_lantern234: BROTHER EWW!!!!
r10pez10: that's digusting
Oghara: hello friendos!
Izandai: Oh baby
MegaDosX: Why not good lands?
RathmoreTV: Silly Canlander question: do most folks play with proxies, since so many Canlander cards are stupid 'spensive?
NonchalantAvenger: is it spiderman-month highlander?
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Micalovits: Yes
Vequinox: @RathmoreTV most places in my experience for tournaments are either full proxy friendly or have like a 10-15 proxy limit, depending on the place
LRRbot: Mistvault Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Dog_of_Myth: I played with proxies in Atlanta
LRRbot: Den of the Bugbear | Land | If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
RathmoreTV:
@Vequinox Awesome, thanks. Suddenly, the format is far more approachable. 
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
Vequinox: @RathmoreTV yeah proxies are generally welcome since there are so many pricy cards in the format
HadesLeprechaun: ah Bowmasters, I was just talking with some peeps about how at least the broken card in FF is best boy Vivi, vs LotR having 'random orc', lol
LRRbot: Boggart Bog (front: Boggart Trawler) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
RathmoreTV: Right, I see someone link to a deck on moxfield and I see the pricetag and... whoa.
Micalovits: I have seen full proxy and reserved list proxy locally
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
r10pez10: bugbear boggart bog
MegaDosX: Sequencing *jazz hands*
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
RathmoreTV:
Also, I doubt there were that many moxen made
LRRbot: Silverbluff Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
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LRRbot: Tough Cookie [1G] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a Food token. / {2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
jacqui_lantern234:
@MegaDosX how about you sequence deez nutz!
Fruan: Inti is messed up. Assuming Inti needs to attack is much more reasonable than the reality.
r10pez10: hi raiders
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
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MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 How dare >:|
jacqui_lantern234:
hai raiders!!! 
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
Toxxick: whoooooa the misery
jacqui_lantern234:
@MegaDosX oh please, we both know you laughed
MegaDosX:
@jacqui_lantern234 I might have shaprly exhaled out of my nose 
MegaDosX: sharply*
CrossXhunteR: goyf is at 4, right
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: dont have my glasses and I thought whamjangle was some bespoke format id never heard of before
r10pez10: i mean kind of
CrossXhunteR: i like nelly's food token
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
Micalovits: I mean, its basically only LRR that uses that... Word?
IntegralHamster: Nelson was at 17 since there was a bowmaster attack before
MegaDosX: !card timetwister
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
fsforwardsound:
I rigged my hotel TV to display twitch. Hello from my Hotel TV 
MegaDosX: I'm helping!
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX you smell
MegaDosX:
@letsbelgo 
flatluigi: wow rude
CrossXhunteR: forgot about the bowmasters
jacqui_lantern234:
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, bowmasters is a butt XD
Micalovits: @letsbelgo Must be real bad for you to notice it
LRRbot: Golbez, Crystal Collector [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, surveil 1. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more artifacts, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then if you control eight or more artifacts, each opponent loses life equal to that card's power.
HadesLeprechaun: the most powerful character or creature in all of Middle Earth everyone remembers, random orc bowman
hvhTim: What candy do yall give out for Halloween?
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MegaDosX: Oh boy that's a deck that'll have that problem
CrossXhunteR: got back hydroelectric specimen off of fallaji archeologist
CrossXhunteR: which you very much can't do
r10pez10: to be fair, it's charbelcher
fsforwardsound:
LoadingReadyRun: "I didn't realize how big my orc army got" -Sauron
MegaDosX: If you're playing sleeved is it in the rules that a card has to be represented by the front side anywhere other than the battlefield?
termi385: @CrossXhunteR that wasn't the winner
freshmaker__: made them mess up 1 play with the falaji archaeologist but i dont think it changed anything
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CrossXhunteR: threw his headphones down, which popped a card across the board
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: the physical world has its limits huh
Pywodwagon: I’m a “I do not care what side you have sleeved as long as you are being verbally clear about what card it is if it’s relevant” judge
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tehfewl: the old "eat their card then call a judge" maneuver
Micalovits: Tasty tasty cardboard
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
termi385: I believe your 72 hours only amount to three days
RathmoreTV: Did Nelson say "Sbarro's Headquarters"? Attacking with bad pizza?
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Syntheticuh: feel like if everyone knows that its a land on the back (or vice versa) instead of two spells or w/e then its fine. impossible to mix those up
CrossXhunteR: also, an interesting thing to learn from the PT is that you can't suspend if under the effect of Orim's Chant
Fruan: In general I don't mind being casual about it, but when you're playing a deck specifically built around the interaction with the rule about only one face existing in most zones I start to feel weird about it.
Pywodwagon: it’s definitely a point of contention among judges
East_Coast_Sam: FWIW, in Flesh and Blood it's a play violation to not turn your flip cards face up after the game, also known as De-Chiiing
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
johnnylongtorso: Carnage sounds like a keyword
Micalovits: Yea, I am pretty hard on having the correct side up in the yard and such
LRRbot: Chrome Host Seedshark [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Shark [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value.
freshmaker__: oh hell yeah. love the shark
LRRbot: Retrofitter Foundry [1] | Artifact | {3}: Untap this artifact. / {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Syntheticuh: i was a big fan of a comp tournament involving scepterchant locks in 2025. its been so long
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Cptasparagus: @East_Coast_Sam I think it should be this way in Magic, but the person in question posted a bunch of stuff on the reddit thread about how every belcher player plays land side up to save time and shortcut.... and its like yeah thats the issue is you're shortcutting and making illegal plays
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
freshmaker__: well i enjoyed that shark for a few seconds.
flatluigi: great character
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MegaDosX: There was a bit of a gap between printings for Snuff Out tbf
glitched_goddess: i loved seeing that reference on the card too
ipoddodd: @MegaDosX "a bit"
MegaDosX: From Garruk vs Liliana Duel Decks to Doctor Who was like a decade
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
MegaDosX: And before that was Mercadian Masques
Painfully_Dyslexic: I got myself that very printing of snuff out for that very reason
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
ipoddodd: !decks
r10pez10: !decklists
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Hangedman: shoutouts to Bant Time Vault, a very funny deck i'm learning to play
fsforwardsound: are we whamjanglangling yet?
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MegaDosX: Just 5c problems
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap this artifact.
flatluigi: grandma monolith
MegaDosX: Graham Monolith
Cptasparagus: which carnage? discardnage
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CrossXhunteR: i was wondering if inti would have his trigger resolve before the blood drew a card, since the cost is paid and the blood draw goes on the stack
LRRbot: Carnage, Crimson Chaos [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/3] | Trample / When Carnage enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "This creature attacks each combat if able" and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it." / Mayhem {B}{R}
Hewdra: @CrossXhunteR discarding is a cost, so first Inti resolves, then the card is drawn, yeah.
Hewdra: slight misplay
ipoddodd: @CrossXhunteR I believe that's correct, but it's also mostly irrelevant in the scheme of things
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
hd_dabnado: is a carnage counter like a morb counter?
CrossXhunteR: it ultimately doesnt matter
CrossXhunteR: it's magic
DylPage: 8 is just sideways infinite.
r10pez10: eight is basically infinite
silv3r_54: 8 may as well be infinite
e_bloc: selfishly, I wish Academy was legal in commander
definenull: Infinite is just a drunk 8
LRRbot: Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff [WB] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
LRRbot: Sculpting Steel [3] | Artifact | You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
e_bloc: nice combo streamer
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
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MegaDosX: Cheating, smh
chonkski: first time I’ve ever seen the token
solarsheeptoken: love transforming the idiot
CrossXhunteR: inti is a hell of a card
MegaDosX: Inti sure is a lot
Diabore: nethergoyf gonna die but probably fine
Toxxick: I cant tell if thats a Human Transmutation Circle or the Zora Divine Jewel on Ben's Shirt
Diabore: !card nethergoyf
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Diabore: ok i was thinking barrowgoyf
CrossXhunteR: and what beautiful mountains they are
MegaDosX: Minamountain
jwholla: i love a good whamjangle
LRRbot: Hobgoblin, Mantled Marauder [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
definenull: Technically the goyf is exiled but I don't think it might matter?
Diabore: stable?
LRRbot: Scarlet Spider, Kaine [BR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Menace / When Scarlet Spider enters, you may discard a card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on him. / Mayhem {B/R}
Diabore: !card carnage
LRRbot: Found 12 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Diabore: dont think it does
definenull: Finality counter no?
Diabore: carnage doesnt exile
ipoddodd: no finality counter
CrossXhunteR: ban chat
as_ever_ellesandra: No finality
Micalovits: Carnage sure don't exile
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
ipoddodd: carnage returns to bin
definenull: Sorry my hearing bad
MegaDosX: !card carnage crimson chaos
LRRbot: Carnage, Crimson Chaos [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/3] | Trample / When Carnage enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "This creature attacks each combat if able" and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it." / Mayhem {B}{R}
Diabore: ggs ggs
CrossXhunteR: ben played more spiders-mans cards, so he won
jwholla: the halloween decor is sweet
Micalovits: So, how has everyone's day been? Everything alright?
stnrwzrd: i just got here! you keep playing
Diabore: whos the players tonight? i see 2 and i think serge said earlier he was gonna be on, is there a 4th?
Dog_of_Myth: Alex and Wheeler
Mindfire13: Spooktober has to be one of my favorite vibes
Diabore: @Dog_of_Myth ooh a 5 stack, tyty
BrowneePointz: oh heck, it Ween
Diabore: its been a week chat
CrossXhunteR: !decks
fsforwardsound: blood roots
KeytarCat: @Micalovits I took a long transit ride to get my hydration powder. I'm tired, but I got what I set out to get!
Diabore: ben ready to pay the blood price
r10pez10: !decklists
Mindfire13: Blood Moon as the start to Spooky Month
BrowneePointz: speaking of Canlander I’m still cackling at that new World Champion elf coming in Lorwyn
CrossXhunteR: i think of ben as jeskai in canlander
Fruan: The theatre tech is into Rakdos? Shocking.
Juliamon: Red with a side of whichever colour you're fancying at the moment
CrossXhunteR: play creature, turn sideways
Mindfire13: Ben is absolutely base Red
r10pez10: red pairs well with fish
East_Coast_Sam: Lightning Bolt or nothing
NonchalantAvenger: how was Atlanta Ben?
BrowneePointz: Temur will remain my GOAT
CrossXhunteR: what was that football guy
RayFK:
Really always thought of you as a Simic Tempo guy 
Pywodwagon: I was a Selesnya gamer for ages and turned into a red prison player in both eternal formats I play
Dog_of_Myth: Love me some Boros
CrossXhunteR: !card Star Athlete
LRRbot: Star Athlete [1RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Menace / Whenever this creature attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, this creature deals 5 damage to that player. / Blitz {3}{R}
nan_de_mo_nai: i used to be an elfball enjoyer, and now i just want to cast wraths and counterspells forever.
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CrossXhunteR: tough cookie makes me think of ashlizzle. she's always trying to do something with that card
freshmaker__: scissors is a fun deck
CrossXhunteR: sentinel of the nameless city
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
BrowneePointz: look my three favorite cards in Magic are Coiling Oracle, Cloudstone Curio, and Aluren. I have a type
FatefulWaffle: Sentinel is messed up, even in EDH
LRRbot: Tree of Tales | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {G}.
TheOrigamiGamer: I love Sentinel in my merfolk commander deck.
Mev_LAN: Catching a Canlander stream for the first time! Yipeee
Micalovits: Goblin Lackey, Goblin Matron, and Goblin ringleader. I have a type
Mindfire13: First they'd ask what what a map token is. Then ask what explore does. Then ask why a Merfolk is Green
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
MegaDosX: Inti is just really keen to play
FatefulWaffle: @Mev_LAN I use it in Windgrace just bc it's that good!
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Silverbluff Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
freshmaker__: the hash slinging
BrowneePointz: one of my dream cards to own is an Masterpiece Cloudstone Curio
LRRbot: Scarlet Spider, Kaine [BR] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/1] | Menace / When Scarlet Spider enters, you may discard a card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on him. / Mayhem {B/R}
TheOrigamiGamer: I play Sentinel in my Hakbal commander deck
MegaDosX: That's an unfortunate flip
CrossXhunteR: sai got a booty
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
Hewdra: Inti trigger off of discard !
LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
Mindfire13: Sentinel in Gimbal is great as your Map token maker.
MegaDosX: Yeah Inti triggers again
CrossXhunteR: o7 fable
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
Hewdra: o7 sorry lmao
Dog_of_Myth: o7
MegaDosX: Wow, Fiery Temper and Fable? That's unfortunate for Ben
adept_nekomancer:
MegaDosX: The booty can't be contained
Micalovits: Crab detective! Lets go!
BrowneePointz: wow you could use a fiery temper or something
LRRbot: Time Vault [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / If you would begin your turn while this artifact is tapped, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, untap this artifact. / {T}: Take an extra turn after this one.
Mindfire13: Love Shell Clue as a spell.
NonchalantAvenger: and what a land!
CrossXhunteR: monkey
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
MegaDosX: m o n k e
Toxxick: Rakdos' one weakness, an army that squats
johnnylongtorso: stupid steampunk monkey
Hewdra: return to monke
MegaDosX: Heck that monke
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Hewdra: rip monke o7
LRRbot: Sail into the West [2GU] | Instant | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for return or embark. If return gets more votes, each player returns up to two cards from their graveyard to their hand, then you exile Sail into the West. If embark gets more votes or the vote is tied, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.
BrowneePointz: What can you seeeeeeee
BrowneePointz: on the horizon!
CrossXhunteR: !card inti, seneschal of the sun
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
Mindfire13: No
MegaDosX: It explicitly doesn't
Dog_of_Myth: It does not
NonchalantAvenger: nope
CrossXhunteR: and then exile 1
MegaDosX: Also yeah, Inti trigger lmao
Hewdra: BUNCHA Inti triggers
Mindfire13: Is specifically says it doesn't in reminder text
as_ever_ellesandra: Exile 1 card
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: 1 trigger, after the draw
as_ever_ellesandra: Its one or more
Pywodwagon: one trigger
Mustang_Redcloak:
Hewdra: these 2025 cards im tellin ya
Micalovits: Also untill your next end step, so you can play it on your turn
CrossXhunteR: aww, we lost fomo
NonchalantAvenger: Inti is low-key complicated
LRRbot: Fabrication Foundry [1W] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. / {2}{W}, {T}, Exile one or more other artifacts you control with total mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
moamyn: You're doing a great job ben
Mindfire13: Mox would be exiled, I believe
as_ever_ellesandra: Mox not exiled
as_ever_ellesandra: We just did that convo yea
ipoddodd: inti has as many words as an mh3 card
as_ever_ellesandra: All is well
as_ever_ellesandra: Yeah Inti is a secret MH card
CrossXhunteR: @ipoddodd as stated earlier, inti is a hell of a card
as_ever_ellesandra: Quick get Squee the Immortal in here
CrossXhunteR: well then
raze667: it was meant tto be
ipoddodd: easy as that
NonchalantAvenger: rigged?
admiral_sky_: WOW
goombalax: best chaos warp
Toxxick: *Variance*
Mindfire13: Thats a clip
NonchalantAvenger: is Game Knights? lol
as_ever_ellesandra: Now of course, Wheeler made sure Ben Ulmer had 5 Mox Jets in the deck
e_bloc: !card eternal scourge
LRRbot: Eternal Scourge [3] | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [3/3] | You may cast this card from exile. / When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, exile this creature.
NonchalantAvenger: is this*
CrossXhunteR: drawing 7 in the discard deck is really nice
AleekTheFreak:
CrossXhunteR: !card masked meowler
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ipoddodd: madness is living up to its name
LRRbot: Blazing Rootwalla [R] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
Fruan: No! Citizen snips!
Mustang_Redcloak: pillow beats crab
freshmaker__: this kills the crab
chonkski: that’s the most damage an 0/3 crab has ever done
e_bloc: did you have to go so hard
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Diabore: cool mono red deck nelly
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [−3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on t…
CrossXhunteR: tezzeret, hell of a card
Diabore: whats the win con with blood moon out?
Cptasparagus: dont you grow larger with each win?
Micalovits: Draw a key and ult Tez
as_ever_ellesandra: @diabore Tezz ultimate
Blue_man7: @Diabore eventually, tezzeret's ultimate makes an infinitely sized creature
ipoddodd: @Diabore actual any, but wurmcoil is somewhere
CrossXhunteR: walking ballista slowly?
NonchalantAvenger: what?
LRRbot: Delivery Moogle [3W] | Creature — Moogle [3/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, search your library and/or graveyard for an artifact card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
tehfewl: moogle has flying
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
CrossXhunteR: o7
hd_dabnado: i imagine that infinite land drops + balista works too
as_ever_ellesandra: Yup
Micalovits: Yea, when you have as many turns as you can draw a card for turn, winning is pretty easy
definenull: Ooh love question mark
definenull: Always wanted to see them in more mtg content
fsforwardsound: taking all bets for the winner of surge v. wheeler meme bets only
Fruan: @fsforwardsound No winners, no survivors.
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fsforwardsound: @Fruan alright. that’s 50 sensualstreamercoin on simultaneous death
r10pez10: gambling?
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fsforwardsound: the sensual schemer is here
Solo_Support:
CrossXhunteR: got all bucc'd up
Walla_tv: bs nuts?
Dog_of_Myth: Your welcome
stnrwzrd: a WHAT nuggy ?
TheKingWiggins: beaver nugget?
idontgetmyrealname: wait like Buc-cee's the gas station?
idontgetmyrealname: you have those up there?
tehfewl: Buccee's Mentioned!
hd_dabnado: ooo
CrossXhunteR: spiders-mans?
LithelyUnshod: @idontgetmyrealname No, but they were just in ATL
Dog_of_Myth: I may have given them some Buc-cee products at Atlanta...
calculated_uncertainties: Classic
letsbelgo: did wheeler drop a card?
MagicMaxC: wheeler i think you just dropped a card lol
CrossXhunteR: dropped a card wheeler?
Boltarion: DID WHEELER DROP A CARD?
freshmaker__: is this the D&T list from the recent N100 tshowdown?
Stardackk: did wheeler drop a card
CrossXhunteR: is this engagement bait
r10pez10: well it worked
Toxxick: Cadaverous Bloom in the lap!
DigitalSeahorse:
land lubber!
Micalovits: No Saga? Weird
CrossXhunteR: grats serge
hvhTim: thats up there with people not recognizing sheldon while playing commander
Dog_of_Myth: YESSS
hd_dabnado: WOW
Solo_Support:
͏
Diabore:
serge
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Boltarion: no serge
DigitalSeahorse: HAHHAHAHHA
cheshire_creeper: that's a good thumbnail
stnrwzrd: those are amazeballs
randy3442: LMAO
CaptainSpam: WHAT
Boltarion: this is awesome
r10pez10: !clip
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AleekTheFreak:
Peak Sleeves 
hvhTim: i really need those in the LRR Shop
fsforwardsound: that’s a flex
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
lamina5432: wheeler keeping cards safe since ...
northos: a mystic elvish
niccus: i'm waiting for the second generation where wheeler holds a card with the first generation sleeve
stnrwzrd:
LoadingReadyRun: not currently available in the LRR store
lightfut: Well done ek
HadesLeprechaun: Thanks for having my sleeves, they're great to be here
Juliamon: feels like a crime to sleeve anything other than german foils in them
northos:
@LoadingReadyRun not *currently* you say
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
danielcanemagic: FRIENDS!
LRRbot: Witch Enchanter [3W] (back: Witch-Blessed Meadow) | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
CrossXhunteR: is serge on Icetill Explorer
Wormsbane: icetill
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When this creature enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
CrossXhunteR: witch blessed meadow
LRRbot: Thalia's Lieutenant [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. / Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
tehfewl: @CrossXhunteR the back side of dat enchanter
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
HadesLeprechaun: the opposite of a lute, a luten't
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mev_LAN: Where does Wheeler get his german foils from? as someone who wants to get more foreign foils
nan_de_mo_nai: @Mev_LAN german people
Mev_LAN: @nan_de_mo_nai damn, if only I knew any
Spades_Slicc: Which blessed meadow?
gualdhar: I kinda want to get LRR Cringe Christmas Card themed sleeves now
ThePixelSavage: @nan_de_mo_nai as a German I can tell you its not from me
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
GreenyTea: specific German peoples
Syntheticuh: does serge run shifting woodland? might like that more than wasteland
CrossXhunteR: i assume lands is on the wandering minstrel as backup spelunking
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hd_dabnado: *offcamera WHAT*
CrossXhunteR: @hd_dabnado i thought that was wheeler pitching his voice
LRRbot: Intrepid Adversary [1W] | Creature — Human Scout [3/1] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, you may pay {1}{W} any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many valor counters on this creature. / Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each valor counter on this creature.
LoadingReadyRun: "I think I can race your Primeval Titan" -Last Words
LithelyUnshod: @Mev_LAN Ask your LGS. Even if they don't have them in stock, they may have Ways. Mine was able to locate Seven Dwarves in all 7 Euro languages for me.
hd_dabnado: always bet on Hedge Maze
SourAndSublimes:
see primetime fine being checked by humans
CrossXhunteR: +2
LRRbot: Kytheon, Hero of Akros [W] (back: Gideon, Battle-Forged) | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | At end of combat, if Kytheon and at least two other creatures attacked this combat, exile Kytheon, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. / {2}{W}: Kytheon gains indestructible until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: would be funny if he cut the deck and suddenly sleeve where he's in a different pose
Dog_of_Myth: Chad jr.
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LRRbot: Gideon, Battle-Forged (front: Kytheon, Hero of Akros) | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | [+2]: Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon during its controller's next turn if able. / [+1]: Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
CrossXhunteR: gideon stuff
DigitalSeahorse: weirdly stacked but it's an edit
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
CrossXhunteR: MH3 baybee
ekplayscards: Hey Serge nice sleeves
LoadingReadyRun: That did sound like Serge played "Sbarro's Headquarters"
ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
calculated_uncertainties: Is it Serge can't read and Wheeler can only read German?
Mr_Horrible:
love to "sprach" Deutsch 
danielcanemagic: it's extra special when after reading in german Wheeler says Europe (your up)
MegaDosX: Is Field pointed?
CrossXhunteR: 2 4/4 first strikes, one of which that flies, is kinda okay
danielcanemagic:
@ekplayscards EK
hvhTim: shop dot loading ready run dot com or whatever
CrossXhunteR: gemstone, finally
r10pez10: i hope it's Providence
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
r10pez10: oh
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If this card is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
MegaDosX: WOW
r10pez10: jfc
Micalovits: Rude
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
RathmoreTV: more like Deathwrong, amirite?
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LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
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LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
definenull: Nobody gets to play magic
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
freshmaker__: how long until they print a gemstone cavern that actually impulse draws instead.
corpocracy: Swerve this game into Mental Magic
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LRRbot: Fateful Absence [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller investigates.
MegaDosX: Wow.
MegaDosX: Oops All Removal
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @InfiniTokens
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
InfiniTokens: Hey @Dog_of_Myth
Solo_Support: end of turn path
LRRbot: Shuko [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {0}
MegaDosX: Anyone else hear the Kill Bill sirens when they see Shuko?
LRRbot: Thalia's Lieutenant [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. / Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: surely that could implicate nothing
LRRbot: Sanctifier en-Vec [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Protection from black and from red / When this creature enters, exile all cards that are black or red from all graveyards. / If a black or red permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
a clue
Toxxick: Do we have wheelers deck list anywhere?
rabbitgta: Does land play nice with Nadu?
Mr_Horrible: this is your sanctifier. this is your sanctifier... en-*VEC*!
r10pez10: !decklists
Toxxick: tyty
Alex_Frostfire: What is Serge going to nadu with that?
MegaDosX: !card eldritch evolution
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
MegaDosX: Nah, dude
freshmaker__: exile evolution
CrossXhunteR: nadu says land right on the card
Micalovits: I hate this stupid bird
Mr_Horrible:
nadu finds lands
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Premier Lands pilot of the format.
rabbitgta: Is this lands? Nah dude
as_ever_ellesandra: GW Gearhulk finding Zuran Orb + Fast Bond is just, the funniest thing in the world to me
ekplayscards: YEP
Mr_Horrible: you're telling me a 4-mana artifact that tutors 2 cards is *good*? In *multiple* archetypes.
ekplayscards: SURE CAN
ballesta25: You can do that
CrossXhunteR: yes
Mr_Horrible: equip just targets, you're fine
Mr_Horrible: only greaves needs the juggling
ekplayscards: As the premiere nadu wheeler troll of the format, you sure can
r10pez10: is shuko still twenty dollars
ballesta25: You need an extra with Greaves because of the shroud
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It doesn't "become equipped", but you can target it.
LRRbot: Witch Enchanter [3W] (back: Witch-Blessed Meadow) | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
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Spades_Slicc: Which enchanter?
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
MegaDosX: WOW
Dog_of_Myth:
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>bye bird
Mr_Horrible: messed up
the_garfielf: lol
Mr_Horrible: what a fucked up day
fsforwardsound: that pop off
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>quick, snakeskin veil
Boltarion: WHAT , WHAT LFG
MegaDosX: Get ruined, Nadu
nan_de_mo_nai: justifiable pop off
as_ever_ellesandra: I love the "It goes to Hell???"
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Also Eldritch Evolution technically gets exiled too
Solo_Support:
Mr_Horrible: proof that bad things happen to good people
Alex_Frostfire: You ever just topdeck things?
HadesLeprechaun: the bird can bleed!
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
r10pez10: lmfao
nan_de_mo_nai:
the_garfielf: lmao
nan_de_mo_nai: HE CAN'T
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>he's the good guy>
ToppHat: HES FIRED UP
Solo_Support: MORE REMOVAL
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>?
the_garfielf: how can ypu not love this game
Boltarion: THIS IS AMAZING
AleekTheFreak: REMOVAL TRIBAL lmao
nan_de_mo_nai:
are those beta plains, wheeler?N
kiniewings: is Wheeler doing Wheeler things?
Mr_Horrible: Serge did you break any mirrors on your way to the office today?
hvhTim: hit the sleeve pose wheeler! lol
fsforwardsound: sensual schemer is the good guy
Micalovits: Ben is the good guy, he ain't on Nadu
powerflapjack: Absolute cinema dot gif
Shurtal: Wheeler, apropo of nothing, Whomst did you sell your soul to, if one would be looking to get MAD BENEFITS like you're experiencing
rabbitgta: Ranger of huge egos
hvhTim: worth it
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge is Brainstorming wrong.
Juliamon: it's all because someone else made the gamba so I got to participate
MegaDosX: I mean, Nadu deserved what he got
corpocracy: Can Serge play multiple lands?
powerflapjack: Laugh it up fuzzball
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>is this more sensual or slippery?
Diabore: hang on, wheres deathrite?
corpocracy: Oh, nvm
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
lamina5432: it’s a combination of weevil and Joey wheeler
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Diabore: is deathrite just perfectly behind the nadu?
Mr_Horrible: probably yes
Micalovits: Think so
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>it's somewhere
MegaDosX: This game has been unhinged
danielcanemagic: Canadian Highlander
powerflapjack: It might just be in the pile somewhere
DigitalSeahorse:
chuckles 
NotCainNorAbel: when I do that the police show up
MegaDosX: Birds of Paradise going into the red zone
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>nice duals. got any more to play
Dog_of_Myth: Go birds
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>icetill off the top?
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: that'd be funny
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>that wasnt in MKM?
emperorchampion: no clamp 🙁
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>or LCI?
Mr_Horrible: Gisa's LEAST Favorite Shovel
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>ban me, ben
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>do it
Diabore: its 2025, almost 2026, to play
RayFK: Ben
Dog_of_Myth: o7
PorpoisesUnknown: That'll be Bob the builders shovel in the UB secret lair
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler stop stealing Adam's bit
CrossXhunteR: <message deleted>o7
Micalovits: o7
Mr_Horrible:
Juliamon: Twin Peaks Universes Beyond, Golden Shovel card
pumpkinheadedboy: someone teach me how to play this game
fsforwardsound: o7
powerflapjack: o7
AleekTheFreak: rip
WiJohn: o7
rabbitgta: Hmm grave diggers shovel, etb get a land from the yard
lamina5432: o7
Mindfire13: +1/+1 , equip 1, cost 2, ETB return land from graveyard to hand
pumpkinheadedboy: if i dont learn how to play this game right im gonna quit forever
danielcanemagic: Are we banning EK!
freshmaker__: just make sure you dont crash the stream when you time them out like adam did
Dog_of_Myth: Run EK, Run!
Mr_Horrible: we can't be letting these boys into the studio after 5pm, it's going to their heads
MegaDosX: This board state is so silly
ekplayscards: @danielcanemagic never
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hidingbox: Very Serge playing Lands and *checks board*
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lamina5432: no rage here
danielcanemagic: @ekplayscards Good! We need to protect you with our life!
before_damage: Serge’s sleeves are amazing
Micalovits: We don't know it, because you suck at rage baiting
ekplayscards: @danielcanemagic wait til you see the next set of sleeves I'm working on.
danielcanemagic: @ekplayscards Please tell me it's Robbie and the Fish!
LoadingReadyRun: @pumpkinheadedboy I'm afraid this is probably not a good stream for learning Magic
Mr_Horrible: I love how Nadu died and *still drew 3 cards*
Dog_of_Myth: Looking forward to see those EK.
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: what card is wheeler holding in those sleeves?
pumpkinheadedboy: @LoadingReadyRun dont u tell me where to learn magic at
Micalovits: "oh no, my 3 mana creature only drew 3 cards and traded for a 4 mana card!"
danielcanemagic: He said the thing
nan_de_mo_nai: no we're not
powerflapjack: No rage here, nobody's playing red
RayFK: Don't lie Wheeler
ekplayscards: @RayFK yooooo
Spades_Slicc: Ragebaiting becomes less effective if you tell your target that you're ragebaiting
lamina5432: wheeler. complimenting us no way that happened
Boltarion: LIES
LRRbot: Lazotep Quarry | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color. / {X}{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. Activate only as a sorcery.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
fsforwardsound: lmao
AleekTheFreak: *stares in silence*
pumpkinheadedboy: @LoadingReadyRun i love u
DigitalSeahorse:
shhhh
RayFK: @ekplayscards heyo, your deeply cursed sleeves haunt me
powerflapjack: It's ok wheeler you're the good guy
ekplayscards: @RayFK don't worry. the clip was worth it.
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
OastrToastr: Hypothetically, how would someone make sleeves like that for their friends?
lamina5432: but serge is a Mary sue
NonchalantAvenger: i AM the avenger
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
Team 
r10pez10: this is my fight song
hd_dabnado: wheeler unwilling to write a check he couldnt cash (being unable to play ancestral for all time)
hvhTim: how many subs to get these wheelers sleeves in the LRR Shop? lol
WiJohn: The bread and the stick
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
danielcanemagic: That card, Also Uropean!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hi uro, Bye Uro
powerflapjack: This game's so unhinged it should have silver borders! (Canned studio laughter)
bbblehh: @OastrToastr dragonshield has a sleevecrafter on their website that lets you upload your own images and get them printed in their matte art sleeves; you can even get 5% with code lrrmtg5 at checkout
ballesta25: Thoughts on Karakas-ing the Uro there?
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Larkonus: "What's my target, summoner?" "That bird's shirt."
OastrToastr: @bbblehh Thanks, I have an order to place now
LoadingReadyRun: Poor Bird of Paradise. His formalwear is ruined
avi_miller: Coming down from a pretty overwhelming evening & I see we are doing some powerful magic tonight
ekplayscards: @danielcanemagic don't make me play sultai delerium just to live my best uro life
MegaDosX: Five other cards
NonchalantAvenger: wan't it 5/5 lifelink and wheeler was on 11? supposed to b 16 not 14 no?
Micalovits: @avi_miller I mean... This game has been a bunch of not so powerfull things after the first 4 turns
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @NonchalantAvenger The blocker had protection, so it didn't take damage.
nan_de_mo_nai: @NonchalantAvenger the stoneforge had protection, so the 2 damage assigned to it wasn't dealt
Mr_Horrible: tfw my uro doesn't have enough enrichment activities and escapes their enclosure
danielcanemagic: @ekplayscards Simic vehicles so you can finally take that Uro Trip!
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
ballesta25: @NonchalantAvenger Two of the damage was prevented because of protection from colorless
NonchalantAvenger: @Dread_Pirate_Westley oh oh cool
LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
ekplayscards: AND IM SO SORRY
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
Mr_Horrible: "We turned a titan into a mecha" "...you made it SMALLER"
eleric937: serge giving teh mid 2000s flashbacks
DapperKoala2: I miss your Ocelot Pride, too.
bo_brinkman: @Mr_Horrible I wish this app had "likes" so you could know I liked that one
avi_miller: Someone opened the door and Uro escaped! Doesn't Serge know that he has no natural predators in this matchup? Think of the local ecosystem!!
DigitalSeahorse: birb
Solo_Support:
it's in your prize cards
Mr_Horrible:
@bo_brinkman I appreciated the sentiment regardless 
ekplayscards: Put your pitchforks away chat
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Mockingbird is mana spent on it
ekplayscards:
I was definitely paying an extra 1 on mocking bird all weekend
Mr_Horrible: Mocking is one of the X spells where the X is just to modulate cost, yeah
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @ekplayscards I was just cleaning it. Honest.
CrossXhunteR: Now that im back, i will point out that the gearhulk should have a +1/+1 counter on it from neoform
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible Dyadrine too for a recent example
powerflapjack: And now wheeler draws wrath of the skies
Micalovits: "pilot for the first time" and "Premier pilot of the format" does not exactly go together Serge
NonchalantAvenger: just now noticed Serge's sleeves rofl
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX true, true. I feel it kinda started out in commander (what with the tax) and they've slowly been adapting it for normal sets recently
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.
LRRbot: Remorseful Cleric [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice this creature: Exile target player's graveyard.
Mr_Horrible: "My only regret is that Uro escaped once"
Diabore:
gearhulk should have a counter from neoform?
MegaDosX: "No resurrections this time"
ballesta25: @Micalovits It does every time you put together a brand-new deck!
InfiniTokens: Amazing
avi_miller: Is Uro a cat? He escapes constantly but he just comes back at the end of the day anyway
MagicMaxC: !decklist
Mr_Horrible: @avi_miller I mean he did briefly completely break standard, and cats are known to be destructive
direavenger20: man I love surveil lands
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
avi_miller: @Mr_Horrible Uro just knocking people's glass off the table
DigitalSeahorse:
oh?
r10pez10: 47/53 prediction for serge/wheeler
Micalovits: Field of the dead is also really good with Nadu
MegaDosX: !card cephalid illusionist
LRRbot: Cephalid Illusionist [1U] | Creature — Octopus Wizard [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, mill three cards. / {2}{U}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target creature you control this turn.
fsforwardsound: or Sram Cheerios in commander
r10pez10: i think i have a subscription to Cephalid Life
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MegaDosX: Shuko exploded in price when Nadu came out
danielcanemagic: I saw Cephalid Live once! great band!
LithelyUnshod: @fsforwardsound Shuko is not a cheerio
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I don't think anyone looked at Nadu and thought "nah that looks fine, might be playable"
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Mr_Horrible: "oh! Only twice per creature per turn. Well that's fair then." - Literally no person ever, alive or dead
Micalovits: Nadu is a card that has like... 5 design mistakes in one card
LRRbot: Spectacular Spider-Man [1W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | Flash / {1}: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
DiscordianTokkan: Thwip
MegaDosX: Nadu had so many offramps they could have taken when designing it that they cheerfully drove past
r10pez10: i thought that was ninjitsu
Mr_Horrible: @Micalovits I think the rudest thing about it is honestly being a 3/4 flier for 3
HadesLeprechaun: Shuko got up to like $20-something but is back down to a $1 after Nadu got banned in just about everything
ekplayscards: anyone call for a legally distinct spider man
Mr_Horrible: like, why on top of everything else
InfiniTokens: @MegaDosX Oops all onramps
powerflapjack: Good quip streamer
fsforwardsound: nobody laughed
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
nan_de_mo_nai: -2
Mr_Bitterness: Get lost, Spider-man! You're a menace!
r10pez10: okay karen o from the yeah yeah yeahs
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arbysgaming38: @HadesLeprechaun also they printed it in mb2 which helped
Tiber727: Some people don't have maps.
LRRbot: Ranger of Eos [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two creature cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: Serge accomplishes in one move what no villain has done in 50 years of comics
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fsforwardsound: I think the hopeful initiate is the protagonist
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Giant Killer // Chop Down | Giant Killer [W] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. // Chop Down [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
bbblehh: yea it's like reverse mentor
Micalovits: Yea, reverse Mentor
RetroHibiscus: goated 2hg mechanic
Micalovits: Because everyone remembers how Mentor works
ArcOfTheConclave: that is how mentor works
fsforwardsound: everyone remembers how Jump-Start works
LRRbot: Witch Enchanter [3W] (back: Witch-Blessed Meadow) | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
Mr_Horrible: "You'll believe a ballista can walk"
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
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fsforwardsound: dude champion of the parish is so huge
LoadingReadyRun: Walking Ballista to Walking Plowshares
bbblehh: do you sacrifice the map as a cost still? i'd assume so
Dog_of_Myth: You do
LithelyUnshod: @bbblehh He had 2
Dog_of_Myth: But get lost makes two maps
RealGamerCow: What is that S2P art?
r10pez10: amsterdam
LithelyUnshod: @RealGamerCow MC Amsterdam promo
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
r10pez10: buy-a-box mystery booster 2 promo
LRRbot: Giant Killer // Chop Down | Giant Killer [W] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. // Chop Down [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
r10pez10: at least, that's where i got mine
Dog_of_Myth: Meekstone works....
Micalovits: Gearhulk just wins which is pretty funny
ekplayscards: I feel pandered to
nan_de_mo_nai: giant snake birthday cake large fry chocolate shake, I believe you'll find
r10pez10: all we know is eat hot chip, gatekeep and gaslie
rabbitgta: Just shake the keys please
Micalovits: Oh no, the initiate can remove things right?
bbblehh: i could really go for a large fries chocolate shaek now
danielcanemagic: @nan_de_mo_nai that would be a secret lair!
Micalovits: !card hopefull initiate
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mr_Horrible: wheeler accidentally misunderstanding the meme and jingling a ring of measuring spoons instead
LithelyUnshod: !card hopeful initiate
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
RayFK: Yeah. Idiot.
RayFK: Who doesn't know ths
Micalovits: Right, the removal does also cost mana
Mr_Horrible: local Canadian has outs
HadesLeprechaun: too bad yet another creator who turned out to suck, Butch Hartman aint great
ekplayscards: serge used all his topdeck luck on that toxic deluge this weekend
Juliamon: yeah, at least as far as "scummy cartoon creators" go he's a little less harmful
DigitalSeahorse:
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LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
tehfewl: Guay path your mom
DapperKoala2: You wouldn't path someone's mom, would you?
Mr_Horrible: I mean he's still got giant killer, yeah?
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Good games
DigitalSeahorse: woot
ekplayscards: This is a cool one
DigitalSeahorse: 1k and some change
RayFK: Play Jitte like the old days
ekplayscards: there's a world where cloud makes an appearance too then
hvhTim: and the deck is in great sleeves
DigitalSeahorse:
ekplayscards: Graham is already wondering if y'all need to sell them
hvhTim: please sell the sleeves
avi_miller: Yess
avi_miller: Infinite Wheelers!!
Dog_of_Myth: YES
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheheh
DapperKoala2: Magic the Gathering.
pn55:
Juliamon: Oh we're Colberting it
hidingbox: New card back
omdorastrix: Ahh... Droste
ekplayscards: hehehehe
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Mr_Horrible: new cryptid just dropped: Blurred Wheeler
lamina5432:
ekplayscards: chat, tell graham you want to buy those sleeves
niccus: there's a mashup of 100 gecs's "i got my tooth removed" with chip skylark's "my shiny teeth and me"
DigitalSeahorse: blurry but still funny
DapperKoala2:
@Mr_Horrible That made me chuckle.
r10pez10: yeah the focus lol
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InfiniTokens: If maps required being sacrificed, wouldn't we eventually run out of maps?
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ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
pixl_nix: Spicy
DigitalSeahorse:
Mai_Andra: It is Oct 3. Canadian Highlander, for those who celebrate.
Mr_Horrible: lightly blanched
hvhTim: Alex, what do you think about the Wheeler Sleeves?
DigitalSeahorse:
roast deck
yofl: Canadian Highlander..
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
niccus: en-kor encore
Mai_Andra: Bloomin', like an ogre.
e_bloc: Serge, Breakfast is a Good Morning Moonbase thing, not a FNPF thing
e_bloc: assuming we're trying to create a cephalid breakfast
LRRbot: Darkblast [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Dredge 3
LRRbot: Copperline Gorge | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Cori-Steel Cutter [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. / Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {1}{R}
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
yofl: oh my god he's gaming
Micalovits: Git probe with steel cutter is so neat
pixl_nix: Crundled
Micalovits: Also, did Alex draw of probe?
DigitalSeahorse:
gojikee: were the two spells probe and cutter? or something else
LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / During your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace.
paranormal_inactivity: @gojikee ye
hd_dabnado: yeah it doesnt need to be unequiped
chaostreader: the attach is a may.
e_bloc: 1 +1 +2 +1
hd_dabnado: its fucked
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it's a messed up card
MegaDosX: You don't have to move it
MegaDosX: And the new one will just be a 1/1
MegaDosX: It won't have a Prowess trigger because it came off the second spell
Mr_Bitterness: Cori Steel Cutter!
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
RangerAlpha7: Alex: *Plays 3 cards with cori-steel in play* Serge: well i guess I'll just die
DigitalSeahorse: catte
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
MegaDosX: lmao
devih_: what made you guys start wearing glasses?
hidingbox: What a magic card
MegaDosX: Yeah the Cutter is bonkers
tehfewl: the equipped one is a 2/2, the others are 3/3s
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LastCenturion: Dark blast seems sick in this deck Alex
Micalovits: One of the few fair dredge cards
AleekTheFreak: Alex running Shenanigans?
e_bloc: rewarding you to do something you want to do anyway (playing two spells) is always a good mechanic
Pywodwagon: thats exactly what it is
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: say that three times fast
BrowneePointz: I was gonna think of a funny name for Alex’s deck but Habanero is funnily enough one of few peppers that don’t change name when dried/charred
MegaDosX: Six is so cool, giving nonland permanents retrace
pixl_nix: Rekt
tehfewl: face is the place
hd_dabnado: cori steel huh
e_bloc: mirage is a beautiful incinerate
LithelyUnshod: !decks
ReachW: Cori Steel Cutter truly is the Questing Beast of 2025. Keep reading it; you missed something last time.
e_bloc: !card Five-Alarm Fire
LRRbot: Five-Alarm Fire [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, put a blaze counter on this enchantment. / Remove five blaze counters from this enchantment: It deals 5 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: so if this deck was originally Jalapeño does tingeing it with a little black make the new deck Chipotle?
hvhTim: @ReachW the last thing that card needs is to give the tokens.... reach? deathtouch? i dont remember all the words on QB
InfiniTokens: Let the games begin!
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Mustang_Redcloak: So what bet did Serge lose to have to use those sleeves?
cmdrud87: aren't y'all to be fluent in actuakl French?
avi_miller: @BrowneePointz smokey, I like it
MegaDosX: Questing Beast is vigilance, haste, deathtouch, can't be blocked by power 2 or less, damage you deal can't be prevented, and whenever QB deals combat damage to a player it deals that much damage to a planeswalker they control
ReachW: @hvhTim Surprisingly, Trample wasn't one of them. At least, not the last time I read it. It may have changed since.
BrowneePointz: @avi_miller I was trying to remember the proper dried/charred names for the other peppers and I forgot chipotle is that for jalapeño
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: !card eldritch evolution
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
tehfewl: (pedantic voice) 3 or less
chaostreader: exile Evolution, iirc.
BrowneePointz: gets a 4 power swinger on the board too
MegaDosX: Evolution gets exiled btw
MegaDosX: Wow, Paul taking credit for us, smh my head
Leshoyadut: Can't believe Serge was trying to cheat by putting the exiled card in his graveyard, smh.
Leshoyadut: Classic Serge.
e_bloc: its too bad it's not a land, or else the Excavator could play itself
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
MegaDosX: Wow, Pyrokinesis
Fruan: Serge is correct
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
MegaDosX: That's a green card
e_bloc: which is different than split cards, night? and rooms I guess
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
Fruan: Adventure is more like the card is a guy, and that guy has another Magic card in his pocket.
Micalovits: We chain of smogging?
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Smoggers
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
powerflapjack: WIFE GUY
e_bloc: the green chain would do it as well if we have an indesctible permanent, right?
Micalovits: I am not sure I would marry barrowgoyf
DigitalSeahorse: toothy guy
LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
powerflapjack: Oh I thought he flipped into witherbloom apprentice
Boltarion: witherbloom iswifeguy
MegaDosX: He did
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: It's a Wheeler thing, That is wife guy, sedgemoore witch is his wife.
Stardackk: witherbloom is the wifeguy
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
MegaDosX: !card witherbloom apprentice
LRRbot: Witherbloom Apprentice [BG] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
BrowneePointz: I think Witherbloom Apprentice is Wife Guy is a Wheeler Joke
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
LRRbot: Tarfire [R] | Kindred Instant — Goblin | Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
Dog_of_Myth: Serge is ramping
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
yofl: let's go wifeguyy
62MGcobra: smoggies!!
DigitalSeahorse: I've seen The Smoggies
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emperorchampion: is this a wheeler stream?
Spades_Slicc: What was the spell?
Boltarion: alex's deck looks sick
avi_miller: Alex with the wifeguy kill!
DigitalSeahorse: it Canadian cartoon I think
Micalovits: !card chain of smog
LRRbot: Chain of Smog [1B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
DigitalSeahorse: wait wat
DigitalSeahorse: Alex won?
MegaDosX: Yeah
Micalovits: Yup
Boltarion: somebody tell wheeler serge go wifeguyed
pixl_nix: ggwp
e_bloc: sedgewick witch or some such
MegaDosX: Infinite loop with Chain of Smog and Witherbloom Apprentice
Pywodwagon: thats the wife!
Fruan: We're going back to Strixhaven next year!
e_bloc: Professor Onyx does it too, right?
MegaDosX: She does but she's six mana
e_bloc: I think that's drain two on cast/copy
avi_miller: Alex's deck rules!
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Which might as well be a million I suspect
e_bloc: oh yeah, defintely not suggesting it for a highlander deck
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Mindfire13: Mechanically, War of the Spark Ral has Magecraft
raze667: copy is part of resolution, so i does have to resolve to work.
e_bloc: it's not easy
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Mr_Bitterness: Professor Onyx
raze667: You can make infinite treasure with the dwarf too
derolopercy: Hey Serge, just rewatched the commander at home episode where crim brought Lord of pain
raze667: Mercadian Masks.
Mindfire13: War Ral also pings from cast or copy
Boltarion: !land grant
LRRbot: Land Grant [1G] | Sorcery | If you have no land cards in hand, you may reveal your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for a Forest card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Oh right this weirdp
MegaDosX: Weirdo*
e_bloc: balestrade spy wants a land grant too
ArcOfTheConclave: 1 card belcher?
derolopercy: Land grant is a key piece of balustrade spy in apuoer
derolopercy: Pau
hidingbox: That noble has seen things
e_bloc: this card was great as a 4-of in 12 land stompy standard
derolopercy: Pauper
DigitalSeahorse: neat
MegaDosX:
@derolopercy Goodness you got that one a bit jumbled huh 
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
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KhazzyB: serge at 19 cus fetch
derolopercy: Yeah I can't spell
ballesta25: Pyrokinesis: you still gotta use two cards
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: snuff out can kill most things too
MegaDosX: Hmmmmmmm
Mustang_Redcloak: Every mana dork is a bird
LRRbot: Cori-Steel Cutter [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. / Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {1}{R}
DigitalSeahorse:
LoadingReadyRun: that card is someone warning Cori to watch out for a steel cutter "CORI! Steel Cutter!'
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CaptainSask: COUNTERSPELL! Did I do that right?
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derolopercy: No Corey look out
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun It's Cori's finishing move if she ever gets into wrestling
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dog_of_Myth: Alex with the Electric Six reference I was not expecting
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
avi_miller: Has, He, Lost his mind
DiscordianTokkan: lol
HadesLeprechaun: I think that was Goosebumps?
LoadingReadyRun: You know, Jerry the Tool Man Seinfeld
DigitalSeahorse:
avi_miller: Ozzy voice "Oh nooo"
LRRbot: Untimely Malfunction [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target. / • One or two target creatures can't block this turn.
frozenphoenix7: It has trample
Drum0_0:
ballesta25: Still blocked, but has trample
Micalovits: Steel cutter also gives trample for... reasons
raze667: Cori is a fair card
frozenphoenix7: Yeeeeeeeeeeep
Dog_of_Myth:
InfiniTokens: Mock (yeah) (Ing (Yeah) Bird (Yeah)
redrumekki: prowess, isnt it another point?
Mr_Bitterness: Cori Steel Cutter! (In the mode of The Aristocrats!)
ReachW: Keep reading Cori Steel Cutter
niccus: the current theme is "cards that have 4 too many modes"
Mr_Horrible:
Cori has many crimes to answer for
Fruan: Cori Steel Cutter is a hell of a card
gsyhiap:
ple
powerflapjack: Brother, this was tossed out of standard like a tex Avery cartoon for a reason
MrPipboy3000: Every time you yell at it, Cori Steel Cutter gets a new keyword
hidingbox: should surveil first
DarkNacht: Soon it will have deathtouch and double strike
Mindfire13: There's a reason why it got banned in Standard
derolopercy: I had such a nice win rate in standard with cori
Mustang_Redcloak: 2026 cards will just have QR codes that go to a webpage to fit all the abilities the cards have
gh0sty_1220: Just got here. Love the sleeves Serge
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
LSRubin: Jesse!! The Cori Steel Cutter gives trample!! JESSE!!!
Fruan: Did you know that CSC has an equip cost, too? Card is straight up cracked.
hidingbox: @derolopercy 50% since everyone else was playing it as well
ReachW: Every time you stop reading Cori Steel Cutter, more rules text appears.
frozenphoenix7: It's ok, none of those trigged Prowess /s
derolopercy: 78%
derolopercy: I ran 3 main deck spell pierce
BrowneePointz: I was gonna make a joke about how Serge CAN'T be Ironman until next Summer, but I forgot about the Secret Lair
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: Yea I heard Hatsune Miku herself created a Minecraft Magic Card
Diabore: imo it should be zombie one side and villager on the other as a human
DigitalSeahorse:
chicken jockey?
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LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
avi_miller: lmao
Diabore: doesnt need to ba basic
chaostreader: serge should have a clue. not that I feel like that’s important
Micalovits: Doesn't have to be a basic, just have a basic type
LastCenturion: Doesn't have to be basic, just had to have types
Boltarion: !deck
yofl: steel cutter popping off
avi_miller: Alex's deck just trundling over Serge's deck
DarkNacht: !findquote dope
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
jwholla: one more!
pixl_nix: I wouldn't want to run into Alex's deck in a dark alley
DiscordianTokkan: Uuuuuuuh, One More?
Mr_Horrible: we're huge fans of More Magic here
avi_miller: One more Alex win
DarkNacht: !findquote more
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ReachW: One more?
Micalovits: Only if Alex wins
raze667: Just One little waifer.
hvhTim: Alex, if you were on Serge's sleeves, what would you be holding?
Mr_Horrible: digestif
Boltarion: can i grab alexs deck list
Mr_Bitterness: A paper-thin waifer
KWardJenx: As Daft Punk might say: One More Time!
DigitalSeahorse:
raze667: *said in very french accent*
MrPipboy3000: Oh just one more ... after all, why shouldn't I?
Mr_Horrible: just having a random -tif in the middle of the day
Diabore: !decklist
BrowneePointz: I can't hear Aperitif without thinking of the One Piece Live Action anymore
Fruan: Not as rude as go to 5, into hand attack
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
DigitalSeahorse:
hand attacked
Boltarion: @Diabore thank you
DiscordianTokkan: A Child
Micalovits: Zergling!
e_bloc: birds aren't real
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
DigitalSeahorse: crazy or heavily British
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Tell that to Philly
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Analyze the Pollen [G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 8. / Search your library for a basic land card. If evidence was collected, instead search your library for a creature or land card. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth: Love that Wheeler is just hanging out in the corner.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
Drum0_0: rude
e_bloc: stop serge he's already dead
WannabeSmoky: Serge is feeling punchy
tehfewl: the ol' "whats that do? actually counter it"
Rybsson:
that's basically double land destruction 
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Bayou, I'd love to see Alex's reaction to South of Midnight from an Art perspective sometime
jwholla: those wheeler sleeves are majestic
BrowneePointz: (also more people should play South of Midnight. solid game)
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
DiscordianTokkan: lmao
dagoth__ur_: where can we buy serge's sleaves?
HadesLeprechaun: so what I'm hearing is we're gonna have a game 4
Drum0_0: good god
ReachW:
Mr_Bitterness: Serge is tired of losing, strip lock
avi_miller: Now Serge is doing the lands dance
e_bloc: heel turn complete
niccus: ok now i see why this is identifiable as a serge deck
Pywodwagon: serge is 0-3 and manages to be the bad guy
BrowneePointz: Wait...you thought Serge was the Babyface?
WannabeSmoky: Watch out, a rabid Serge!
ReachW: The cornered mouse and all that jazz
DarkNacht: Serge is playing b-anti lands
WannabeSmoky: It's still kind of like an angry golden retriever energy
Micalovits: Because you have Nadu in the deck, its not hard
derolopercy: @LoadingReadyRun when the dandan secret lair comes out can u play dandan with all the beautiful cards
jwholla: come on crucible of worlds
LRRbot: Land Grant [1G] | Sorcery | If you have no land cards in hand, you may reveal your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for a Forest card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: Land Phil
e_bloc:
InfiniTokens: WAAAAAT jump-scare
LoadingReadyRun: @derolopercy That seems likely
derolopercy: Hooray!!
derolopercy: Also, sick list Alex
DigitalSeahorse:
a Forest 
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
e_bloc: hedge maze
chonkski: I’m waiting for the ephemerate on the rallier
hidingbox: Lorien Revealed?
BrowneePointz: I'd have to look at the list again. Are we counting the 1 mana cyclers?
BrowneePointz: cuz those might win out
Drum0_0: Forth eorlingas?
derolopercy: Lorien revealed?
Micalovits: I think Lorien and Troll are both better
Micalovits: And forth
tehfewl: if you don't consider Forth to be in the LotR set
HadesLeprechaun: Forth Eorlingas is pointed, lol
derolopercy: Forth and troll?
avi_miller: I put Lorien and Troll higher
ReachW: I dunno about third best but it's up there for sure
Pywodwagon: hard disagree
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, Forth is commander product iirc
e_bloc: are we counting the 1 mana land cyclers
ckupf: Forth is not in the set, it was commander product
RatherLargeToad: I am hoping Delighted Halfling gets a reprint in the Hobbit set next year
niccus: forth has to be fourth right
Micalovits: Yea, cause its not a point
BrowneePointz: the 1 mana cyclers are probably up there
BrowneePointz: Oliphaunt/Lorien/Troll are all good
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
derolopercy: Only the black and blue cyclers are good
e_bloc: this enchanter?
chonkski: draw?
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
derolopercy: Bourne upon a wind is huge in specific decks
martypunker: Did Alex draw a card off probe?
DarkNacht: Prewar>rally>strip
InfiniTokens: "Oh my deck is SO FULL of basics, isn't it"
LRRbot: Shuko [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {0}
Mr_Horrible: "real pisser" has been called
e_bloc: which is going to return "fuck you"
smertmonkey: is surge on nadu?
LoadingReadyRun: Strip mine count = 3
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
smertmonkey: serge*
avi_miller: @smertmonkey he is
Micalovits: He is
DigitalSeahorse:
tehfewl: Snerge*
Micalovits: Which is why he is the bad guy no matter what
Mr_Horrible: "We gave this delighting halfing a pair of climbing claws. Watch what happens next:"
DigitalSeahorse:
Diabore: yeah peezy is an old card
ReachW: I'd argue 4 with that "misstep your lay of the land"
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
ballesta25: And get an elemental
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: BEST land?
derolopercy: That's a sick aether revolt card, never heard of it before
chonkski: is the red just for Wren and Six?
e_bloc: thats not even counting the psychic damage from 4x strip
derolopercy: The selesnya one, or is it not from aether revolt
tehfewl: and 4c Omnath
ballesta25: !card Renegade Rallier
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Micalovits: Rallier is one of my fav cube cards
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
tahoebyker: Alex fighting back this game is wild
Drum0_0: Young pyro doing work.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
DigitalSeahorse:
pizzazzle 
tehfewl: the goyf is big, i repeat the Goyf is Big
LoadingReadyRun: The magical land of Nethernethergoyf
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Dragonsguard Elite [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {4}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Gooseblast:
Blessed by Wheeler sleeves topdecks 
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
avi_miller: Alex, The People's Champion, Steacy
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: block the monkey, great song
WannabeSmoky: omg the comeback king might take it
Micalovits: Can't wait for Serge to just topdeck Nadu and win
grizzlygentleman: Ah yes, Serge Yager... my favorite anime character
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Arena version is fixed.
rabbitgta: Titania and zuran orb makes me clench odd muscles
smertmonkey: wait, i want serges sleeves
tehfewl: Gonna Bayou a drank
Micalovits: It gets you strip mine again!
Diabore: alex defeated the villain!
avi_miller: Alex taking another win!
DigitalSeahorse: Serge did go for land
Boltarion: ALEX THE HERO
Gooseblast: GG
24GMagic: 3 strips means nothing to the HERO!!!
Drum0_0: The evil is dead!
DigitalSeahorse:
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - Canadian Highlander
hvhTim: put the sleeves in the shop! please Graham
kjart: GGs
DigitalSeahorse:
Boltarion: pls we need the wheeler sleeves
lamina5432: gnight
DigitalSeahorse: we DO need the Wheeler sleeves
Dog_of_Myth:
500 Canadian Highlander
EricTheOrange: LAIBU!?
ArcOfTheConclave: things of some quantity
BrowneePointz: by the Patapon folks
DigitalSeahorse:
something
BrowneePointz: yea Roguleike Patapon
ReachW: Oh that sounds fun
EricTheOrange: rewriting histories?
ArcOfTheConclave:
ekplayscards: i need an adult
EricTheOrange: the wampus?
Marvoleath:
Mr_Horrible: Silent Hill filadelphea
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
squeek
EricTheOrange: that is one cool crab
ContingentCat: Ah good I got home just in time to not miss the whole stream
DigitalSeahorse:
Micalovits: Damn, 140 months
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Love the Highlander content
LithelyUnshod: Wait, Infinitokens is at a Chappell Roan show
Commodore_Perry_GG:
Pywodwagon: @LithelyUnshod thats inklin
Micalovits: no u
LithelyUnshod: I'm an idiot
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
DiscordianTokkan: gooniiiight
ReachW: Hopefully not
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
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