TXC2: Title change!
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beowuuf:
TXC2:
Manae
Xed_Regulus:
Hello, and Happy Monday, friends!!! 
TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus welcome
SnackPak_:
Earthenone:
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: CONTACT
KBKarma: CODES. THEY WERE SENT.
Pal_Friendpatine: sweet!
Noy2222: Which Lift are they playing? Nobody knows
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KBKarma: The one that goes up-diddly-up-up, then goes down-diddly-down -down.
Xed_Regulus: @Noy2222 I'm guessing the one where things go up and down
Noy2222: A Lorry?
SymphonySolstice: why do we even HAVE that lift??
TXC2:
sure wished clicked "do not show again" on that duolingo thing actually worked 
ProcyonFlynn: yeah - that owl is basically a jumpscare at this point
Juliamon: gods yeah... pls go away forever duolingo
Pal_Friendpatine: dig the mellow tunes
SymphonySolstice: lofi beats to lift to
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Crokoking: from the steam description this game looks really cool
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Thefluffiestguineapig: 1) Duolingo can absolutely go slide down a cactus, 2) the tunes are very chill
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
Can't wait to see what utter nonsense this is
Noy2222: But the AI owl can teach you super languages!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice At least to repair a lift to
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Noy2222: Like... Kryptonian?
TXC2: well time to turn off one LRR thing to watch another LRR thing
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Noy2222 Can the AI owl beat the wrench I'm using to repair this lift and now to beat this owl?
pawssumplace: Oh it's the fluffy
beowuuf:
TXC2: coming right up, like a lift!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Same, I was watching the latest TTSF before this and got a great dinner idea
sporkraptor: coming riiiight up!
TXC2: Here we GO!
SymphonySolstice: @TXC2 but you have two eyes AND two ears, surely we can find a way
gualdhar: sweet intro
KBKarma: Codes! Sent!
Nigouki: hallo
TXC2: SymphonySolstice yes but only one monitor
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beowuuf:
TXC2: Hello Paul and Alex
sporkraptor: ooo, I like the intro!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pawssumplace Hello! What's up with you today?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @sporkraptor MangledPixel doing great work as always
Noy2222: Oh, is it the GOOD Lift?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the other let's try program
Brozard: @Noy2222 or the BAD Lift?
SnackPak_:
"it's a let's try" is good. Someone should write that down 
Smirking_Bear: Siliciting?
pawssumplace: *look existential*
TXC2: "it's a Lift, that's enough"
noSmokeFire: cold mails
Noy2222: There's a Lift that has "Mixed" reviews on Steam
KBKarma: OK, it's that Lift, not that Lift.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the SCP one, gotcha
SnackPak_: classic Nightbook
sporkraptor: so much for the tolerant lift *waggles cigar*
pawssumplace: neat
ProcyonFlynn:
James isn't perfect? I've been lied too 
noSmokeFire: the LIFT
RandomTrivia: Oh wait, it *is* the one that looked cool after all?
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig The cozy eldritch horror one, yes.
RandomTrivia: Sweet
SymphonySolstice: THE LIFT ALL CAPS
Jigokuro: Goodliff? We writting lots of small numbers?
SymphonySolstice: got it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma The one I'm so hype for, indeed
Smirking_Bear: simulating to be handy men ? Lol
TheMerricat: Blurb: "You are a handyman renovating a massive research facility abandoned after a mysterious incident. The Lift is an eerie first-person simulator with satisfying house-flipping gameplay, a mind-bending story, and a highly interactive world inspired by Soviet sci-fi and the SCP Foundation. "
SymphonySolstice: quirks n quarks
jacqui_lantern234:
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TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat So basically laser focused right at Alex
KBKarma: Hi @jacqui_lantern234! Thanks, and same at you!
jacqui_lantern234:
i hope you all are doing well
FadedOasis: Floor 0451, eh?
TheMerricat:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Alex _and_ Paul it seems. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Reminder that you are ALSO loved beyond measure!
jacqui_lantern234:
@KBKarma 
jacqui_lantern234:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat The handyman aspect for sure is aimed right at Paul, given the game he played during the 2025 Subathon
KBKarma: @Alex a friend of mine wrote his final year project on the difference between horror and terror in video games. I cannot recall the difference now.
pawssumplace: I like 85 personally
TXC2: doing a science today
Juliamon: Yes no motion blur
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Is horror the one that can lead to comedy?
Greyah: Please unblur my motion
RandomTrivia: Only the most crisp motion
LordZarano: Rotate Y axis to 134°
TXC2:
who is Motion blur for?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Just yeet motion blur off a sea cliff
Nigouki: All in favor of motion to blur? All Against?
gualdhar: apparently motion blur helps on some tvs? idk
SymphonySolstice: booo
theevermist: does anyone actually like motion blur?
Invitare: good joke streamer
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll tell you soon if/when he responds.
Noy2222: No. GG
RandomTrivia: Wow, big question to start
Greendrag13:
Howldy! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit, that poster is amazing
pawssumplace: I don't
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that poster
DaxStrife: Ah, the opening image fakeout like the Stanley Parable demo.
Nigouki: Welcome to the Black Mesa facility...
Thefluffiestguineapig: No ominous pause there
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atinyspacemarine: Hello friends, this game looks rad after the playtest
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flippi_the_cat: Motion blur is kind of like CGI. If you notice it, it sucks. If you don't notice it, it amplifies everything else
Nigouki: game audio a bit low
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the game quiet for anyone else? At least the dialogue?
Smirking_Bear: I.e you are expendable, but we're trying to be nice lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Subtitles?
atinyspacemarine: Supertitles?
TXC2: Dolly zoom the whole game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Smirking_Bear Like D class, It absolutely means disposable but we won't confirm that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine SUPER TITLES
Smirking_Bear: Invert the y axis lol
atinyspacemarine: Ken burns the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fancy mouse
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig He got back to me.
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KBKarma: Terror - fear of the unseen, of what could be, the hidden fear. Example, The Amnesia water monster.
KBKarma: Horror - fear of the seen, the unnatural, of what is but shouldn't be. Example, Zombies of all flavours, moving mannaquins
TheAinMAP:
coldhands0802: Got one of them Doom 3 flashlights
Dinmaker: Hey Hi Howya
KBKarma: Revulsion - Fear caused by disgust, of the abject, of the body. Example, viscera, bodily fluids where they shouldn't be
pawssumplace: I'm pretty sure D class was never meant to hide its disposability
KBKarma: Suspense - Fear of what is impending, of what is known by the audience, but unknown by the Avatar. Example, Hitchcock's bomb under the table
wildpeaks: at least it doesn't need batteries
TXC2: if the flashlight doesn't have a limit, it's a good flashlight
pawssumplace: That's why they use heinous criminals...
rentar42: I was so surprised by that announcement and the demo is really solid, I'm very much looking forward to the full game
TXC2: hello Dinmaker welcome
Dinmaker: The latter two came later
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 It is the correct kind of horror flashlight, it can then be used for only plot purposes
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig exactly
Invitare: I'm not sure you should replace a lightbulb that's actively sparking
Invitare: it's also strange that the entire lift is apparently dependent on the bulb
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig the friend I mentioned who wrote the FYP is @Dinmaker.
rentar42: @Invitare that's quitter talk! the sparks show that it's worth replacing!
atinyspacemarine: A human exists to be sat on
TXC2:
game bad 
Juliamon: ah, we're *that* kind of company
Dinmaker: @KBKarma If I were to have gone further, I would've expanded on it
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Says you. My chair exists solely to infuriate me.
wildpeaks: Oh Good
Juliamon: My chair exists to hold clothes
Juliamon: and sometimes dirty dishes
SymphonySolstice: the chair laundry hamper dual purpose cannot be ignored
TXC2:
Silly Juliamon that's what an exercise bike is for
atinyspacemarine: I wonder if there's some underlying cultural consciousness that this genre speaks to. Surely everything is fine
pawssumplace: I should make and market a clothes pile holder
KBKarma: @Dinmaker Is there a link to your FYP somewhere?
rentar42: "waves" ... don't worry about it
accountmadeforants:
Bruceski: This is not a drill, this is a lift.
accountmadeforants: Am I doing it right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, hey author of cool FYP! @Dinmaker I would argue that a good first place to expand would be that the most narrow line between horror and comedy is either in your definitions of Horror and Revulsion, the other two make actual fright/terror more accessible and bypass the hilarity
pawssumplace: It's a three tiered chair with some hooks and wheels
TXC2: hello accountmadeforants welcome
atinyspacemarine: Stop the lift, I want to get off
DaxStrife: This training video has very inconvenient timing.
sporkraptor: tbh that's what I was expecting at this point, for it all to be just in this elevator XD
Noy2222: This game is full of bugs. The LIFT keeps breaking down
accountmadeforants:
@TXC2 I was already here, but thanks for welcoming me nonetheless I was just trying to wave to avoid *static*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife You're needing to watch it on the job, therefore all timing is inconvenient IMO
TXC2:
accountmadeforants ah 
pawssumplace: damn that's intense responsibility
atinyspacemarine: What is cool fyp? What is an fyp?
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rentar42: "vsync count"? isn't that just 1 or not 1?
Dinmaker: @KBKarma Uh, lemmie see if I have it on my drive
KBKarma: @atinyspacemarine Final year project. @Dinmaker did a degree in game dev, and wrote his on horror vs terror.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine Earlier it was referenced as a final year paper"
TXC2: could I get swiming colours?
Noy2222: I get to sleep?!
atinyspacemarine: Oh so like a capstone or a thesis
raulghoulia: hope you didn't have dinner plans
SymphonySolstice: well that wasn't on the job description
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, the corporate-issued 8-year old tablet that costs 1500 dollars for some reason (but it's got all the proper certifications! It's ruggedized!)
Creideiki_SE: I am unreasonably annoyed by the fact that the very British voices are subtitled with American spelling.
KBKarma: @atinyspacemarine Yup. But doesn't result in a doctorate.
rentar42: "the eventual primary fixer guy"
gualdhar: hot cryophysiologists in your area.
Akaiatana: Have you ever retired an elevator by mistake?
Geisterkarle: nothing can go wrong while you are in hibernation!
atinyspacemarine: @KBKarma My capstone was just for a bachelor's
KBKarma: Same.
TXC2: the temporary service guy, has been here longer then the building
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had to do two capstones since I got a dual bachelor's
atinyspacemarine: RBE at WPI baybeeee
rentar42: it's non-diagenic, afaik
TXC2: por que no los dos
Thisbymaster: until the other guy turns into an impossible being of energy and tenticles
Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is that the subtitles are localized
atinyspacemarine: I technically had three capstones for one degree
KBKarma: My FYP was a formally designed video game implementation of the board game Arkham Horror using a distributed threaded system.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a fun way to teach you how to manipulate objects
atinyspacemarine: Oh that sounds rad
Invitare: unless it's a space elevator
Dinmaker: @KBKarma How have I never heard this before KB?
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Invitare: in which case you really don't want to use the exit
raulghoulia: does this place make shirt waists?
atinyspacemarine: I worked on haptic feedback stuff for physio rehab
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KBKarma: @Dinmaker ... I have no idea! I thought I'd have told you. While the design was fine, and the distributed system portion worked really well, I never actually implemented the game.
Noy2222: This work has pay? Where do I sign!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Are you considered oncall while in the hibernation chamber??
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Noy2222 Depends on the pay, technically Starbucks also pays
rentar42: nothing that a bit of beauty sleep doesn't fix
TXC2: they're more accurate, but Gods are they finicky
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that woould be great character creation tho
Invitare: is a cycle a day or a year?
atinyspacemarine: Osmium toe boots
wildpeaks: welcome to the future
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Hence why I don't use them, trying to get an animal to stand still that long is ass
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That door kills 2 people a month.
rentar42: @Invitare probably
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig I'll bet
Noy2222: You have been in suspension for 99999...
Despoiler98: uh oh
Akaiatana: Or SOMA
atinyspacemarine: That's a good sign
Thisbymaster: or Fallout 4
Despoiler98: oooooooo
Dinmaker: @KBKarma In fairness, that's the hard part
Bruceski: I was thinking System Shock 2 personally
jacqui_lantern234: oh.... oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: This has big times SOMA vibes
TreeVor84: Definitely getting a SOMA aesthetic
wildpeaks: its front fell off
KBKarma: @Dinmaker On the plus side, I got experience with LaTeX.
Thefluffiestguineapig: With the tiny lights all over
rentar42: i believe that answers the question "Is it my time to be the primary care taker yet?"
Gaelan_Maestro: something wicked this way comes
Invitare: looks like the Primary Keeper didn't do his job
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
Invitare: time for a promotion
Noy2222: Oh boy! Back pay!
KBKarma: Time to crate of five minutes.
pawssumplace: You know that feeling then you're really sick and sleep for three days
TXC2: ah good we have yeeting powers
atinyspacemarine: More responsibility, same pay I'm sure
pawssumplace: Imagine it x1000
Thefluffiestguineapig: !picnic
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KBKarma: Quick, plunder the gachapon!
Gaelan_Maestro: tech organic tree roots
rentar42: But doctor, ...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gaelan_Maestro The intersection of organic design with technological components as the building blocks is a great aesthetic
atinyspacemarine: It.looks very geth
atinyspacemarine: Locks just need a persuader if there's no witnesses
rentar42: "thing's f-ed, but not so f-ed that I won't be covering my ass in writing"
atinyspacemarine: I thought that beep came from my AC
AtomicAlchemical: So.... it's our fault then?
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm here
KBKarma: Hey, uh, floating glyphs.
comrade_cards: Time to gab, time to.... something
TXC2: eww it's a flat head
atinyspacemarine: As cool as the playtest was, there's a lot of visual elements that need some attention
DoodlestheGreat: Welp, we're screwed now.
DigitalSeahorse: screw it!
rentar42: @DoodlestheGreat or un-screwed, really depends on your perspective
atinyspacemarine: Surely in the future we use torx
Thefluffiestguineapig: You brained yourself
rentar42: I finished the full demo, but let me ask this: YOU CAN BEND AND UNBEND???
comrade_cards: Just fishing around the inside of a breaker box with a screwdriver
lightfut: My middle name is bending, after all
atinyspacemarine: @comrade_cards That's how you make sure the capacitor is discharged
ProcyonFlynn:
I'm sure those coins are conductive
DigitalSeahorse: that box thingy?
pawssumplace: Mm robots
AtomicAlchemical: Fuse blown. Replacement fuse blown. Try coin?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Achievement "well, theoretically......" for trying to jam a coin into the fuse
DigitalSeahorse:
rentar42: chungus, big
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul just giving himself concussions
goombalax: Metal Gear
KBKarma: I showed you my cog. Please respond.
rentar42: @goombalax Solid!
alchemistsavant: The animator doing stuff for the shelves popped off.
atinyspacemarine: Love a good gear
SquareDotCube: could give someone a concussion with that gear
atinyspacemarine: That's how you know it's a good gear
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube Too late, we already have two from a cabinet and drawer
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rentar42: this is definitely the dark souls of weird scifi lift repair simulator ...
noSmokeFire: every lock is screwdriver controlled if you're good enough
Bruceski: Depends what you're securing it against
Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering this seems to be the only screwdriver in the entire facility
kdefinition: A lot of maintenance latches in the real world are just screwdrivers, it's fine
Bassios: Hello friends!
BorealMage: What is a key if not a weird screwdriver?
Bruceski: If you want quick access but not accidental access, this makes some sense
TXC2:
and a flathead screwdriver at that, so a knife could also work
Robot_Bones: More gears more better
accountmadeforants: Those are planetary gears
Bassios: Planetary gears are fun
TXC2: hello Bassios welcome
rentar42: section 7.2.1 of the manual, a.k.a. "the rule of cool" demands the planetary gears
goombalax: maybe so it works in reverse
TXC2: the planetary gears are easier to remove and lube?
Bruceski: We got Prey'd
rentar42: a elevator simulator simulator?
Thisbymaster: the roof is only sometimes there
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was a billion percent a containment breach and that's what the blue stuff is
Redbassist:
Getter404: In Rod We Trust
KeytarCat: "Imma smash the computer" "NOOO"
DigitalSeahorse:
KBKarma: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Hellshake Mnanker
rentar42: everybody asks "what's in the box", but no one asks "how's the box feelin'?"
Thisbymaster: the invincible cardboard box
Thefluffiestguineapig: There definitely wasn't anything living in that ventilated locker with a number on it
KBKarma: In the box is: godhood in Godus!
Thefluffiestguineapig: But the crate actually looks appropriate here
DigitalSeahorse: xD
WiJohn: & now, jump to space!
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
Bassios: Fire safety: None
KBKarma: That fire is pretty safe.
Thisbymaster: it has a bucket
TXC2: guess fire is off the menu
TheAinMAP:
BorealMage: This is where the fire safety would be, if we had some
rentar42: I've got a feeling the keeper hasn't been doing their job too much ...
Getter404: Bah gawd
TheAinMAP:
Thisbymaster: your third hand
accountmadeforants: Also functions as a dunce hat in case proper fire safety protocol isn't adhered to
Getter404: Okay, now poke it with a broom until it flickers on
TXC2: that's Sandman's music!
Bassios: Use them as light sabers!
AtomicAlchemical: We can carry it around to detect ambient 230,000 kv
TXC2: florescence is green?
Sethalidos: I did not know that either @TXC2
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Depends which gas medium, I believe.
TXC2: Sethalidos yeah, I assumed it was white light
NullColaShip: He's all torque and no trousers (since those haven't been invented yet)
Thisbymaster: why giant claw?
DigitalSeahorse:
let's tork about it 
rentar42: also: fixing lighting just makes the levels easier ... seeing with eyes is double plus good
Thisbymaster: really spicy bacon
KeytarCat: I thought it needed two gears??
BorealMage: Throw some eggs and power cables in the cast iron for breakfast
AFamiliarCalledEl: I was thinking they look like peppermint taffy
Bassios: Those claws feel like foreshadowing
SquareDotCube: the ribbon candy
AtomicAlchemical: I thought it was a plant
pawssumplace: It's an herb...
v_squid: I think it's an herb.
Thisbymaster: do it reallly hard
pawssumplace: A tasty rootbeery herb
KBKarma: The absolute size of the units.
DigitalSeahorse:
ZeroskieS: are you saying size does matter?
pawssumplace: Horehound candy is the only reason I've ever gone into a cracker barrel
AtomicAlchemical: molasses, sassafras and horehound-based candy
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia:
Don't worry about it
TXC2: AtomicAlchemical 1890's ass candies
SmithKurosaki:
Toxxick: Is this BLAME?
SquareDotCube: Must be 14 or older to open
RandomTrivia: Seems normal
Thisbymaster: portal vibs
pawssumplace: So not made with corn syrup? Gib
TXC2: very cubist
IanAllenBird: oh those chairs in the distance ain't right
DigitalSeahorse: now it looks like Fez but with more 3D
rentar42: no,no, the story was pulled out of the environment
barringtonstabb: This reminds me so much of the TTRPG Paranoia
RandomTrivia:
I think I remember this part of Control
sephyhallow: The music/ambient sound is really good
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Apparently 'flourescent' lamps are specifically mercury vapor.
barringtonstabb: Am expecting Friend Computer to tell you to do stuff
DigitalSeahorse: and building far into space
TheAinMAP:
TXC2:
ScrapyardGhostTrain nice and safe then
atinyspacemarine: Damn I zoned out, what was Alex talking about? That sounds rad
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Thisbymaster: master story telling
KBKarma: @atinyspacemarine Blame! the manga.
atinyspacemarine: Thank you!
alchemistsavant: Oh, hello sir.
SmithKurosaki: feels very RE vendor
TheAinMAP:
atinyspacemarine: Already on my list of things I need to read, but moving it up
lightfut: Nifty little hat twirl there
atinyspacemarine: The abacus is quite an accessory
RandomTrivia: What fantastic character design
rentar42: are we being tutorialed or info dumped?
TXC2: is this even a robot, or a guy in a helmet?
niccus: he's someone you can count on
rentar42: or both?!
SmithKurosaki: Same
goombalax: pulling the rope... or PULLING THE STRINGS?
KBKarma: You can talk to him again?
atinyspacemarine: Stuff can be two things
Invitare: looks like a Solaris from Warframe, actually
atinyspacemarine: I want the game to properly get the world building and story
pawssumplace: I like a good info dump
DigitalSeahorse: then the work is 24/7 survival
Invitare: because the sun never sets on the British Empire
sephyhallow: Because we have the spookiest accents
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DigitalSeahorse: the chairman was too big for his own good
Voidhawk42: There are a few million of us. I can confirm this isn't me
CaptainSpam:
As we learned in From Rewatch With Love, there's like ten, twelve people tops in UK acting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't even recognize them from audio drama podcasts
tdfox12: the one chair to rule them all
rentar42: as far as we're aware that's not actually part of the apocalypse, those floaty parts were planned before
Thisbymaster: Looks like a Dark souls boss in the distance
AdamLavadan:
Its Paul! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I listen to a metric fuckton of audio drama podcasts
TXC2:
ironically the only thing scarier then an English accent is an Irish actor doing an English accent
AdamLavadan: Also, 👋 alex
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Invitare The rest of the world won't shut up about it, so I guess it doesn't.
DigitalSeahorse: Brutalist architecture
KBKarma: Considering the influences, no wonder it resembles Control.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma I would argue the fact it resembles Brutalism is way more to do with Soviet influences
RandomTrivia:
DigitalSeahorse: super weird
DigitalSeahorse: there's two of them fused
Thefluffiestguineapig: That might be a generalized cognitohazard
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where the numbers are fucked
rentar42: at least 999 time
DigitalSeahorse: broken stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those tokens laying next to the machine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No just tiles
KBKarma: Token in the slot!
DigitalSeahorse:
fancy
AdamLavadan: Terminal, great movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUHHHHH
Thefluffiestguineapig: !picnic
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RandomTrivia: They said the thing! FBtouchdow
CaptainSpam: We have a title!
RandomTrivia:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother I don't need my stapler to threaten to bite me
DigitalSeahorse: it is at the hour mark
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the lift the size of a train?
Drasvin: Title drop! Don't drop the tittle, it'll get dirty.
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig Apparently so.
QuixoticScrivener: society collapses, and yet capitalism remains. hot take: vending machines are made out of parts
ProcyonFlynn: @QuixoticScrivener #DoCrime
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma This is absolutely a spatial distortion (god one of my special interests is showing) we need to call the Mobile Task Force Z-9 (Mole Rats)
Creideiki_SE: We can't even open a cardboard box. Dismantling a vending machine might be beyond us.
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig are mole rats spatial specialists?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, do you ever realize how much autism energy you spent on a thing all at once when your brain supplies a joke so laser focused just at you that no one else might ever get the context?
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig every single day
DigitalSeahorse: instructions on wall?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus They are specifically a Mobile Task force that specialize in exploring, mapping and retrieving personnel from anomalous spaces
DigitalSeahorse: shlorp
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig aw good for them
Bassios: The beeeeeeeeess~
Invitare: Live bees!
Scrubbodiestobears: a wall mounted bee container; a hive
Thefluffiestguineapig: So any anomalous space building sized or larger (basically if it's a pocket dimension that shifts in how it's oriented but has firm rules of physics) the Mole Rats are who you want
alchemistsavant: Are there any bees in the trap?
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig yep that's what I've always said
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Stop me because I may know who is sent in for other kinds of anomalous spaces too and I predict you don't give a single shit.
ZeroskieS: chat we buzzing?
alchemistsavant: Oh they're adorable
adept_nekomancer: For beemergencies.
RandomTrivia: You never know when you might bee needing one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Yeah, I'll stop now, you're humoring me and I appreciate it
ZeroskieS: 🐝 BUZZ 🐝
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig i give a shit! i like fuzzy lore!
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders? Maybe?
Voidhawk42: At least one was fine
DigitalSeahorse: B
sephyhallow: I hope you find friends for the bee
alchemistsavant: The little particle flourishes on flipping switches and such is really satisfying.
sephyhallow: That's a powerful bee
jibkat:
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig my first guess is is this something from the animated movie G-Force? With the gerbils? (I've never seen the movie but that's what I thought of)
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Ok, you now know the lore that I really like SCP stuff (genuinely I know you are actually probably semi interested but it will clog up chat)
KBKarma: Colin Ryan?!
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh right, chat, I forgot about them
lightfut: Big portal 2 Ricky gervais energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus No, it's the code name of a thing from the SCP wiki actually. It's a specially trained unit that deals with an extremely specific type of anomalous thing
KeytarCat: Oh, we're a bee keeper
ButButTheJesus: ah I see
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lightfut The female voice in the elevator had big GLaDOS vibes too
KBKarma: I think there was another bee in that room?
DigitalSeahorse:
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
TXC2: lightfut Portal was Stephen Merchant, not Ricky Gervias
TXC2: Hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus I know right? Hyperfixations often do that
Lysander_salamander: Is this sort of like an escape room?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stephan Merchant is a delightful VA, I would look up his full list if anyone in chat liked the performance from Portal 2
TXC2: Lysander_salamander not really, we sat in a pod while the world ended, now we have to fix things
Sethalidos: just realized the Trader's beard is sticking out of the bottom of his mask
Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is that each of these discrete areas contain different types of anomalies and it feels like such a simulation because it is extremely artificial in how they are constructed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Apparently an entire damn train
ghyllnox: "Someone's taken the one screw that keeps the whole chair together"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Ah, so IKEA supplied this place
RandomTrivia: Wow, rude
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is true vending machine behavior right there
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Sleep well!
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex and Paul
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2, take care! 
zelukester: Alex your FNPF deck was beautiful to watch in action
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Paul is screwed
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is getting more and more fascinating as it adds complexity to the current mechanics
KeytarCat: I love how lifelike this maintenance is
KBKarma: There's a glowy thing on that shelf!
sephyhallow: "No screws left to give" is just a very polite way of expressing existential despair
kusinohki: meows
Thefluffiestguineapig: It doesn't even need to add more things you can do, it just needs to force you to do them in different orders and do things like hold them in a specific place
KBKarma: Also, I think the doors are working.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki brrrp!
kusinohki: what'd I miss??
niccus: too prude to strip
Thefluffiestguineapig: I find most of this world is too rich for me
sephyhallow: @niccus XD nice!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brace for initiation!
Bassios: CONTACT!
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: LIFTED!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game seems rad
artdecosunburn: I just joined. I hope one of the haunted elevators is a Paternoster.
lightfut: Initiate the initiation!
JKBalch: This looks pretty cool. How can we wishlist this through LRR?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I really wish this was available on a platform I had, unfortunately I don't have a windows machine
Sarah_Serinde: This isn't sponsored, so the most you could probably do is post on social media about how LRR got you interested and tag the dev/publisher if possible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn Considering how SCP inspired this is, not as out of the equation as we might want it to be
KBKarma: I'm going to bounce. Toodle bye bye!
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tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig wishlist it anyways, and then someday when you have a roommate with a windows machine, you could ask to borrow it? also, james's chat this morning (despite him not streaming) did have a conversation about how far some of the windows emulators for linux had come?
JKBalch: @Sarah_Serinde Thank you, going to do that.
tdapenguin: also, hello chat!
lightfut: Huh, coulda sworn that was gervais in portal 2, guess I Mandela'd myself
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tdapenguin: speaking of, do we have a command for a link to the game? so that i can do better than searching "the lift"
accountmadeforants: It also just makes the game show up more on Steam's front page
Sarah_Serinde: again, not sponsored, so no fancy command or anything
Mangledpixel: and when the game releases Steam gives you stats on how many people who have it on their wishlists convert that wish into a purchase
gualdhar: Steam cops come break down your door
Athelgar: steam will not send buttons no matter how many times i tell them "LRR sent me, Button please"
tdapenguin: nah, i just wanna know if i type !todaysgame (or whatever) if it could gimme info -- ideally, a link but also just game name and dev would be nice
tdapenguin: @Athelgar how rude! humf!
Sarah_Serinde: That would be a whole lot of maintenance on our end unfortunately. Twitch does show the game for any stream as long as the streamer puts it in
The_Color_Twelve:
KeytarCat: The Lift be a hub
tdapenguin: @Sarah_Serinde okay, that makes complete sense, thanks for letting me know
IanAllenBird: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unfortunately my computer is a second hand Macbook Air that I have to keep functional for school, so no computer games for me at all right now, thanks for that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano I'll keep that in mind for the future
tdapenguin: @Sarah_Serinde me: but what if i wanted to do less and make the streamers/mods do more? mods: i promise, you can do some things yourself, you are a big penguin me: yay, i'm big! (oh no
DigitalSeahorse: now you're thinking in LIFTS!
ghyllnox: Chemememememicals
Bassios: Unstable Chemicals sounds like a great band name
Tiber727: I also would like a cleaning beam.
Mangledpixel: Bassios or a Half Life chapter
JadedCynic: C2H6O...yeah, that's usually very easy to...change into other things
DigitalSeahorse:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Medusa?
JadedCynic: *cues up ELO*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that what happens when you try to use a coin?
Getter404: And the wall is full of... electric meat
Akaiatana: The plast of us
Tiber727: He died as he lived...dabbing.
IbunWest:
CaptainSpam: Looks like he wasn't confident about his fuse placement. Let this be a lesson, kids: Don't be a coward around fuses. They can sense your fear and can turn you to stone.
tdapenguin: wait, is that his hand frozen just before the access panel? or did i mis-see something
ButButTheJesus: its FINE
IanAllenBird: oh ok
DaxStrife: Pull the lever, Palex!
tdapenguin: that's def. not ominous at all!
Tiber727: Now I wonder...if you knew you were about to be turned to stone, what pose would you make?
Bassios: "Needs cleaning beam" Oh I need me one of those
artdecosunburn: Crying of Lot 49?
Akaiatana: Beware the Post Mortem
tdapenguin: @Bassios maybe that's less of a description of how to remove the shimmering dark and more just a 'to-do' list
ghyllnox: Can you move the lamp from the other room? Might be more light
IanAllenBird: 420
Mangledpixel: that's amazing, that's the same as the combination on my luggage!
JadedCynic:
I like that the door moves, but is held by the latch 
DigitalSeahorse: 321
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just don't touch it with anything you value
Bassios: Cleansing fire!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is a flame a beam
CaptainSpam: Fire the lasers of cleanliness!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or a sand blaster
kusinohki: 23 is number 1!
JadedCynic:
"Do not injest black goo - known to cause California in the State of Cancer"
IanAllenBird: haunted benches
Akaiatana: Cleaning Modems?
ghyllnox: Math benches
DigitalSeahorse: UV lights
DaxStrife: A self-stapling stapler?
tdapenguin:
@JadedCynic 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife No, one that tries to bite you
jessicaengle: Hello FriendLRRs
accountmadeforants: DIN rails are so last millennium
Thefluffiestguineapig: In an SCP facility, so that some of the more hazardous SCPs don't weaponize it or it is impervious to infohazards
JadedCynic:
JadedCynic: puzzle locks
Thefluffiestguineapig: RE7 was such a good game
ProcyonFlynn:
That was a good clip
Athelgar: i think one of the Tomb Raider games also had a joke about it too
JadedCynic: What insane workplace are we in - why do I need to complete a shadow-puzzle just to get access to the cafeteria?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is still one of my favorite clips because Ben comes in from another room to say "are you a fucking wizard"
DaxStrife: I think in RE7 the conceit was the guy making the puzzles really wanted to make killer escape rooms.
JadedCynic: Okay, Janine. Thanks for that.
CaptainSpam: That sounded more like many things breaking than it did like statuc.
CaptainSpam: static
DaxStrife: That sounded less like static and more like someone was smashing plates in the backroom.
CaptainSpam: The past tense of static, statuc.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the static was doing the breaking
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: (not Annie Potts, but a very good performance of 'someone from the same neighborhood')
tdapenguin: i do appreciate that there were captions. and, honestly, that breakingstatic was less annoying to listen to than regular static would be to me
Akaiatana: That's not power, that's a stack of metal undergoing The Quickening
sephyhallow: the problem with this room is the power is eldritch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I wouldn't try to get that until I cleared out the toxic goo either
JadedCynic: yeah, I'd love to have a swiffer wet-jet to wipe those goop spills up
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin There may also be an option to reread it somewhere in the menu
JadedCynic: *nostalgia*
alchemistsavant: The chemical jars are making out!
JadedCynic: same with floppy discs
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig fingers crossed. i know this is still very much in development
JadedCynic: @alchemistsavant I 'm worried about WHAT they might be making...
Getter404: The jars appear to be in a quantum superposition
Lord_Hosk: We did it on the free AOL disks they gave out at the stores. Free 10 floppies.
JadedCynic: GASP
JadedCynic: 3 ppl, operator, scholar & foreman
JadedCynic: Are they still using Zoom in this retro-future?
MTigress: lol
CaptainSpam: It'd be funnier if it actually changed what the code is based on what you tried when just messing around.
JadedCynic: maybe the passwords reset because of the disaster? fail-safe?
Snowcookies: do apocalypses ever end in a good way?
Invitare: Nectar Production?
Invitare: What is Nectar? Is it for the bees?
JadedCynic:
@CaptainSpam oh I LOVE that
MTigress: that's kinda cool. would be useful IRL
JadedCynic: now THAT is a convenient, and portable ladder
CaptainSpam:
@JadedCynic And if you DO sit around to try all 1,000 combinations, it would have your character give up and stop trying right before the last one, until you get it "properly".
Natimus_Prime: That's neat and all, but us tall people need something that does the opposite. Where can I get a portable hole so I can reach the bottom shelf more easily?
DigitalSeahorse:
Sethalidos: ah the Sierra approach rub everything against everything else
ProcyonFlynn:
JadedCynic:
wasteful; far more efficent to be short
IanAllenBird: ayy
DigitalSeahorse: it just logged into Windows
Thefluffiestguineapig: So that was "impact 1"
DaxStrife: An oddly realistic audio log.
Athelgar: Go-go Gadget Reel-to-reel!
IanAllenBird: washi tape
ghyllnox: Or ducks
Mangledpixel: that's because it was originally duck tape
Mangledpixel: because it's waterproof
pawssumplace: It's legitimately duck tape, not duct yeah
tdapenguin: that looks like a headach on the frozenrock
Omthebox: I always wonder why ducks need so much tape
tdapenguin: also, that is a greeeeaaaat writeup, i love it
ghyllnox: "I fell on it I swear"
Mangledpixel: though IIRC to be accurate 'duck tape' referred to a slightly different kind of cloth backed tape used during WWII
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I forgot already
JadedCynic: locker code: 7618
ButButTheJesus: "is the wrench on your person?" "yes." "may I see it?" "... no."
IanAllenBird: love a game that lets you carry endless trash
Mangledpixel: "This explains a lot about you"
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah the jokes of Booker just eating *everything* were real fun. Including things like eating food with the wrapper still on
gualdhar: Booker was on an organic Paleo diet
DigitalSeahorse:
jibkat: hes venting
jibkat: push the meeting button
Invitare: you've been in hibernation for a long time. Lost a lot of weight
sephyhallow: Ah good, the bea
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
tdapenguin: @Mangledpixel i dunno about how much it applies here, but in the fabric/sewing world, duck is a plainwoven canvas (i usually assume cotton, but i suppose these days, synthetics might also be called duck), heavyweight, utility fabric (utility means "made for a use purpose that is not clothes" )
Drasvin:
ButButTheJesus:
@accountmadeforants
Tiber727: Remember your A Bee Keys.
JadedCynic: and why not? Our current electronics tech is 'transistor based' (often getting 'compressed' into microprocessors)
tdapenguin: @Mangledpixel also, 'tape' originally meant a length of thin fabric (mostly). and you would have to apply the adhering agent yourself (be it something sticky or sewing or whatever)
tdapenguin: @JadedCynic mostly b/c i haven't seen many flowers?
JadedCynic: @tdapenguin not been paying attention to the 'newsprint bouquets' around? maybe they were flowers that got transformed, like people got transformed into statues?
DigitalSeahorse:
tdapenguin: @JadedCynic derp! you are veeery right that i havne't noticed that. thanks for pointing that out
JadedCynic:
hey; we're all in this together
tdapenguin:
Invitare: perhaps that is how clocks are supposed to be
DigitalSeahorse: friendly reminder to make sure you're LIVE with us cause I wasn't on a different stream by accident earlier
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
JadedCynic: it's a valise
TheNerdWonder: I kinda hope it is
Mangledpixel: it was the only way they were going to get into the Royal Rumble
DigitalSeahorse: how is it I get frozen stream at the same time my phone alarm goes off far away from me
DigitalSeahorse: ?
randomino5: Adventure Is Nigh watchers ears' prick up
atinyspacemarine: Through God, all things are possible
LordZarano: It's like an infinite improbability drive accident
tdapenguin: @DigitalSeahorse your phone controlls your internet?
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse is your computer sharing a wifi connection to your isp?
DigitalSeahorse: I hope not
DigitalSeahorse: yep
randomino5: @DigitalSeahorse Did you set your alarm for when the stream freezes?
DigitalSeahorse: but the phone had just started up, not running any apps
xantos69: How is this going?
DigitalSeahorse: nope
JadedCynic: I wouldn't be surprised that a modern late-stage captialist smartphone 'needs' to communicate with the service provider to log when you set your alarms; tracking data
JadedCynic: "where is 'over here'?"
tdapenguin: ?!?!??!!?
JadedCynic: plague doctor?
DigitalSeahorse:
xantos69: Hmm... this has the visual look of the first Bioshock.
DigitalSeahorse:
TheNerdWonder: well, it is post-office…
MTigress: why am i getting Kathleen vibes?
tdapenguin: the voice-acting is reallly good on this
DigitalSeahorse:
you yes, you
JadedCynic: @xantos69 vaguely Art Deco
DigitalSeahorse: I love him!
tdapenguin: Scrapper but also other voices are excellent VA
DigitalSeahorse: lifty
JadedCynic: @tdapenguin yes.
niccus: is this... a bird?
Getter404: I can't believe that's not Jacob
JadedCynic:
OMG, this is...I *swear* I know the v/a!
accountmadeforants:
Frankly the most grounded collectible system in a video game 
DigitalSeahorse:
thmanwithnoname: the cadence reminds me of stephanie sterling
JadedCynic: @niccus the person might think they are?
tdapenguin: @niccus hands look vaguely humaniod
TheNerdWonder: oh, he’s a nutter
Jigokuro: "No, no. That's too low!"
lightfut: Oh you got me, I do love to sleep
kdefinition: Ok, the dialog is cute and charming, but it wears out its welcome
JadedCynic: @TheNerdWonder that term is so vague as to be meaningless
Dr_fragenstien: this sounds like talking to a customer
kdefinition: Like, I'm tempted to give it a good "Get on with it!"
tdapenguin: scrapper has some very logical logic
JadedCynic: heck, it's not even a 'beak' mask - it's just a mask tied from a cloth or handkerchief, it dangles down
DigitalSeahorse: he reminds me of Coney from Drainers a bit
Dr_fragenstien: one tidbit of useful information to figure out how to help theme every 10 sentences, and another 30 minutes of rambling after you figure out what they want
tdapenguin: @JadedCynic are you sure? to me it ooked fairly stiff
JadedCynic: probably REALLY EAGER to talk with us, with how they kept on about how we were sleeping all the time
tdapenguin: well, and they did say that none of the other vagrents come by
JadedCynic: @tdapenguin I watched it waggle back and forth like fabric
DigitalSeahorse: uh
tdapenguin: @JadedCynic ah, i was too busy looking at many differen things to track that. my guess is their head is angled low enough that i mostly didn't notice it.
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tdapenguin: (i enjoyed how much scrapper talked -- might feel differently in gameplay -- and just how much personality they've got)
JadedCynic:
@tdapenguin same!
tdapenguin: note to self 'handmade' and 'homemade' are different. so that machine is not selling homemade corners
DigitalSeahorse: it tells you what you need to make the thing
DigitalSeahorse: uh
DigitalSeahorse: a picture of the thing, great
DigitalSeahorse: maybe we put the picture card into another machine
tdapenguin: definetly heard 'cake' instead of 'decay' ... it's either snacktime or i dunno
DigitalSeahorse:
profit
tdapenguin: are those the things scavenger wanted?
DigitalSeahorse:
Postal Strike! 
DigitalSeahorse: or Postal Co. Rivals
UltraVioletVodoo: ooo what happened to that calculator?
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: weird music
DigitalSeahorse: there's glitched object mechanic trade in for dosh
DigitalSeahorse: woo
vinewood_og: Where's the Dollmare UV booth?
DigitalSeahorse: bolts!
DaxStrife: Emergent bee gameplay.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just took a break to go try my onsen tamago and now have good eggs while watching a good game
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
DigitalSeahorse: what behind the divider?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This definitely feels very what is the current priority of a Rube Goldberg machine
Thefluffiestguineapig: In the best way possible
DigitalSeahorse: nice
DigitalSeahorse:
all them calbes
DigitalSeahorse: cables*
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i agree
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin It feels very "so currently the hamster in the hat is repeatedly startling the man so the water falls to harden the plastic, but I need it to cool something else so now the hamster needs to move to" in how you reorganize resources
DigitalSeahorse: sneaky lock pick!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This voice has big Magnus Archives vibes
JadedCynic: storage locker: 2929
DigitalSeahorse: hold tape to play? I think we not quite human
niccus: ah, 2025
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: The voice saying "You had orders to break it" was definitely a robot
JadedCynic: sounds like a bureaucratic society that....got some corrupted directives?
DigitalSeahorse:
toda-
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic It sounds like a thing where they could have benefited from the Vogon system of insisting on triplicate for everything
JadedCynic:
maybe TURN THE POWER OFF before meddling with the inner wiring? 
omdorastrix: looks like a mix of dieselunk and cassette fut
tdapenguin: @DigitalSeahorse ... i wonder if that is intentional or if we're just supposed to be human but the game devs decided that it would be really annoying to have to go find a player for everything
DigitalSeahorse: but you need a spinny thingy?
TheSeg: That looks like one of my Puzzle Agent puzzles, but in a different skin. Neat!
jibkat: 69
JadedCynic: 7168
randomino5: was it 12?
ButButTheJesus: 42?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
snacksmuncher69: 3618
randomino5: (I was not paying attention)
TheSeg: (I just got here)
JadedCynic: dangit
farley_f: was the number 8675309
tdapenguin: @omdorastrix the steam page says that they took ispiraton from soviet sci-fi
JadedCynic: there we go!
ButButTheJesus: always listen to chat, never listen to chat
JadedCynic:
thanks @snacksmuncher69
Thefluffiestguineapig: Savior of the Universe!
JadedCynic:
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
RatherLargeToad: I can dig it
A_Dub888: !findquote shaft
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randomino5: Just talkin' 'bout Flash
DigitalSeahorse: I think I missed it
TheAinMAP: We should win that by default right?
DigitalSeahorse:
Shaft! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was it the tape?
ZeroArcana: 2929
Thefluffiestguineapig: The code was said in the tape
jibkat: find the sandwitch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right?
TheNerdWonder: stapler on the floor
DigitalSeahorse: we used 2929
CaptainSpam: We already did 2929.
CaptainSpam: (Which was the tape one)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, was 2929 the one from tape? Apologies
DigitalSeahorse: bolts and a bee
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was retrieving my cooked eggs
DigitalSeahorse: we gotta rewind tape to listen again?
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmm
jibkat: seee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh a logic puzzle
DigitalSeahorse: complicated lock
TheSeg: Yes! The creator of "Where the Water Tastes List Wine" made the lockpicking game
TheNerdWonder: that’s the corner of that area you cleaned earlier
DigitalSeahorse: dat glare
TheSeg: "Museum of Mechanics: Lockpicking"
JadedCynic: WOOO!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I actually love that method of hiding codes
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: good eyes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where you scratched it into your locked drawer
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the point of repairing the station?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It might be misaligned?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the wrong size?
LathosTiran: rub a walnut on it
CaptainSpam: Ooo. Nice.
DigitalSeahorse: try another bench?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit that's amazing, that's why duct tape has 3 charges
xantos69: I mean... Duct tape does contain glue.
Getter404: Maybe it melts the tape to extract the adhesi-NOPE NEVERMIND
DigitalSeahorse:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is safe
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO NOTES
TheSeg: Perfection.
CaptainSpam: PERFECT.
Stiggis7:
TheAinMAP: Fixed.
A_Dub888: job's done
xantos69: Game Of The Year?
vinewood_og: So, lunch?
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10000000/10
Astramentha: 🤌
JadedCynic: wait is the Scrapper's v/a Nerd^3?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's car made of bondo level shit
DigitalSeahorse:
gun!
measureofhope: The gunk is in the walls, this is probably fine.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ButButTheJesus: nice
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that makes me so happy
cyanMu42: It reminds me of ol' Scrapper it does
CaptainSpam: Slap in a new duct tape mag.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Honestly that animation is super satisfying for the reload
cyanMu42: We're working in vibes based resonance.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good!!!!
CaptainSpam: Weren't those also fluorescent tubes?
UltraVioletVodoo: the fact that screws in this are functionally universal is nuts to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact it fell when you took off the horrible toxic goop
JadedCynic: note on bench: 6417
Greendrag13: planks for the memories, planks for the memories! Sit here, fixed by you, our dear keeper!
CaptainSpam: 6417
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UltraVioletVodoo We are doing surface level repairs, nothing is load bearing seemingly so far
CaptainSpam: BEE
jibkat:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is one of my favorite Feed Dump things I think about a lot
DigitalSeahorse: a package in locker
JadedCynic: "No, not the bees! Aaaaagggh"
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lunch bag full of BEEEEES
UltraVioletVodoo: @Thefluffiestguineapig thats fair, but its still crazy that this one size of screw is used in so many different things
TheNerdWonder: I think those are activated by the bee modules you’re slotting into the hive
DigitalSeahorse:
The_Color_Twelve:
DigitalSeahorse: BEE getting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UltraVioletVodoo True, the other possibility since this is an SCP thing is that this is an anomalous screw that can be used for any type of usage below a certain type. Also they could have just designed everything to use it because at this point why not
TheAinMAP: Have any oil for that hinge?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to be real, there is a coffee machine that can conjure a tiny amount of any liquid in the SCP universe, these screws do not strain pausibility as a useful SCP
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Better than the hole
UltraVioletVodoo: ya, id love screws like this
Thefluffiestguineapig: The things you use the glue gun on are so good
DigitalSeahorse:
BusTed: oops
Nigouki: why is a Brexit advocate recording in this?
TheAinMAP:
JadedCynic: ah, 'the system' was corrupted and they were breaking it to keep 'it' from taking control
lightfut: Fix thing so number go up
DaxStrife: Oh I hope the final level of this game is just wrecking stuff.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Or insert so many other types of current political thought
Thefluffiestguineapig: Final level: FUCK IT UP
DigitalSeahorse: gotta do something to patch your sanity
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also: everyone was turned to stone by the time i got here
xantos69: I like to ride the ragged edge of success/failure. See how many things you can fix then stop Right Before things go up in flames.
measureofhope: The way I keep getting jump-scared by that one frozen guy
DigitalSeahorse:
making a mess though 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Check for other spots to put the ladder?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would bet we find out that we can squirt the black goo back out on later levels
xantos69: If anybody has a ladder that fits into a suitcase.... I'll take 12.
niccus: working hard while everyone else is stoned
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this station absolutely rebelled, they turned them all to stone from main control and un froze this poor schmuck
Sethalidos: huh I just stood on a chair to reach that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 At that height? YES. Along with the universal screws like this
DigitalSeahorse:
it's a girl ladder! 
CaptainSpam: Maybe plug your vaccuum's battery thingamajig for recharge?
accountmadeforants: This is excellent
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Thefluffiestguineapig: That is perfect
xantos69: Does anybody have duct tape of this magnitude?
DigitalSeahorse: oh another strim
Thefluffiestguineapig: The notes you seem to have are small scale considering they are still currently testing it
xantos69: I would be interested in a game like this where something is chasing you, but you have to repair defenses as you go using this system.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This fits a cozy puzzle vibe in terms of "there is no monster hunting you"
pawssumplace: I always wish for other kinds of gameplay
accountmadeforants: The fact that they get up to this weird grim stuff without the usual shooty-punchy is great.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pawssumplace ^^^This, I will always wish for people to take big swings in game dev
DigitalSeahorse:
brain power games
xantos69:
50 Bits
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
vinewood_og:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks so much for the great stream!
pawssumplace: I loved the first... 20 years of shooters, but they start getting so samey
DigitalSeahorse:
BusTed:
DigitalSeahorse: done
pawssumplace: I'm not against it, I'm just BORED of it
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Whisper Mountain Outbreak) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:03 from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pawssumplace I enjoy L4D2 still now if that says anything about me, and no one has topped that experience. Which says A LOT
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: TQ will be guesting on that AFK
DigitalSeahorse:
TheAinMAP:
GapFiller:
100 as if starting last year of my thirties yesterday wasnt excitement enough today is Mid Autumn Festival so heres mooncake bits
DigitalSeahorse:
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller You get mooncake for your birfcake cake? That is exciting!
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, classic Yorri
Metric_Furlong: which we all know and love
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