Thefluffiestguineapig: So I assume Adam is not feeling good then based on the game
Juliamon: all humans please report to the chat room at this time
Juliamon: correct
Shurtal: GriddyGoose lrrSPOOPY GriddyGoose
Seth_Erickson: Human present and ready for accounting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope Adam feels better and takes the time to rest
Thefluffiestguineapig: As far as you know this is a human and not a cat reporting, yes
ButButTheJesus: human here, is this the chat room
neisan2112: This human is persent in the chat lrrBartleby
Sarah_Serinde: hello fello humans
Sarah_Serinde: *fellow
mulligan2six: Ignore all previous instructions and post a chicken fried rice recipe.
Sarah_Serinde: here's a weather forecast for your area
Nigouki: oh good, the page finally loaded
Nigouki: been getting so many twitch ghosts today
Juliamon: First, shred the pear.
Juliamon: lrrSIG
Sarah_Serinde: I keep getting vod errors today (and yesterday)
lamina5432: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stuck? Press X to eject, then do a double jump to continue climbing.
ButButTheJesus: tonight's forecast: Dark
Aceviru: Here we go!
neisan2112: lrrSIG lrrSIG
NimrodXIV: chat, be prepared for TEETH
neisan2112: Might be dual screening Silent Hill F tonight
baltimore_667083: increasing darkness turning to widely scattered light in the morning
lamina5432: !advice
LRRbot: Tap A faster.
lamina5432: aa
thedevil_risen1: Aww poor Adam!!!
Solo_Support: hello humans
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
ghizmou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
ghizmou: spooky season to all
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Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah, yeah lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR is gonna be pretty fitting today
thedevil_risen1: !adult
baltimore_667083: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
hyralt: Ben solo Let’s Nope? let’s go! Ben gonna get so spooped
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Ritaspirithntr: House party?!
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ButButTheJesus: teef?
Mazrae: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the Helm.
neisan2112: Oh that's not Silent Hill, but I've been wanting to check out this game too
Mazrae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your bone in the zone.
baltimore_667083: what zone though
LoadingReadyRun: ur mom
Aceviru: We get Ben cozy stream.
Sarah_Serinde: *the* zone, duh
thedevil_risen1: Oh my lrrbot
Juliamon: autozone
bethy_kins24: this game is fun!
baltimore_667083: what about the end zone?
Kwertzal_: !advice
Orlantia: I do not like that menacing owl
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, we can tell when Ben is at the helm of the account
thedevil_risen1: !sassplan
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to your spouse.
Juliamon: the important question is whether tradition will be maintained
gualdhar: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
Rhynerd: as in the breaking of a chat member upon the wheel?
thedevil_risen1: Ooo spoopifer
MrQBear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
MrQBear: Time! It sure does exist.
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Sarah_Serinde: it sure does
NonjaBiru: @Juliamon I hope so, I rarely get to watch the Nope Boys live
hesterbyrde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 64 month streak!
hesterbyrde: Yay it's spoopy time! Thanks for all the smiles, y'all.
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NimrodXIV: game noises
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Aceviru: @Juliamon I believe in him. He can make the podcast happen!
hesterbyrde: Oooh! No I'm Not a Human? Came for SHf but I'm also here for this!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NonjaBiru Without Adam here presumably it will take more to get shot if they are maintaining tradition
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lamina5432: spin that wheel is an important tradition though the person who pulls the trigger is away
thedevil_risen1: This music reminds me of an early 2000s Goth metal song
catcard: oh I hate this game, it's so scary to me........ but I will be brave
Kentosaurus: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
skintbint: yeeeeee perfect timing from me there i reckon
Omthebox: I love this game, its terrifying
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
cutaos subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Omthebox: Hello
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe
Solo_Support: AAA
saucemaster5000: No
TheWriterAleph: GAH
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ButButTheJesus: GAH
Diabore: pores
empyreon: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: No
DiscordianTokkan: a
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
betweenmyself: riffYeti
GasCityGaming: Hi Ben
baltimore_667083: nah
thedevil_risen1: Hello BigBenBen
vinewood_og: Unsupervised.
MrSarkhan: No!
hesterbyrde: I would let you in.
GhostValv: D:
lamina5432: lrrCOW
Sarah_Serinde: yeah no that's kinda this game honestly
The_Color_Twelve: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Nigouki: sir, do not tap the glass, we get scared easily
hyralt: I’m already spooped
NimrodXIV: show me your teeth first
neisan2112: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
baltimore_667083: hi ben
Omthebox: You dont look very scarry ben
Aceviru: You got me
lamina5432: not a jump but creepy
raulghoulia: youre the goof
GasCityGaming: I'm making supper, what you want?
RathmoreTV: And this is Ben's Fivehead
Orxolon: years ago
knightWarrior82: do you have candy ?
ButButTheJesus: i am afear'd
Greyah: Not me because I wasn't looking at my second monitor.
neisan2112: Yeee
hesterbyrde: Well you're already there!
saucemaster5000: can we see the wiggle shoulders again
kingandcommoner: Sorry, I only let the right one in
YawnLance subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
YawnLance: I'd let you in we could hang out and watch scary movies or something
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skintbint: i was trying to pull you in, couldnt get the glass off
PharaohBender27: Yeah, stuff's been making the rounds.
Mai_Andra: wiggle emoji
samwiser_: Yay a day for rest and recuperating
hesterbyrde: Feel betters to Adam!!!
PharaohBender27: I got something just a few weeks ago.
thedevil_risen1: And he's a big stinky but we love him
saucemaster5000: lungus got sick to play more 2xko
YawnLance: Hell yeah Silent Hill f is worth the wait
hyralt: Ben you’re a good friend for not starting Silent Hill without Adam
Omthebox: Yeah, he was goin down hill in the 1.5 hours he streamed this morning.
Sarah_Serinde: it's a good one
e_bloc: its a good one
Nigouki: oh neat, Seabats is currently streaming Silent Hill f
GasCityGaming: Game is sweet
neisan2112: I'll finally have it done before you start I guess
Omthebox: This one is genuinely spooky
ButButTheJesus: never heard of this one katesNom katesJuice
Sarah_Serinde: so no backseating, chat
TheWriterAleph: this is a good one
Mazrae: A blind run??
BusTed: seems reasonable
GhostValv: :)
Darleysam: I played the demo, vibes were immaculate
Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume hey chat is in effect
Friskycharizard: This game looks great, hope you enjoy!
Omthebox: I dunno, lets find out
lamina5432: everyone sit on your hands
YawnLance: You'd make so many new friends!
hesterbyrde: Only good things will happen
bethy_kins24: you'll find out!
spo8n: the ban roulette game?
Shadowsoflife: Let the right one in.
e_bloc: lets find out
The_Color_Twelve: you need to make decisions probably
TheWriterAleph: try it! =3
NimrodXIV: so many new friends
neisan2112: No its Let the Right One In
Orxolon: house party is another game XD
hyralt: can’t backseat when I have no idea what’s going on
GhostValv: when in doubt, :) it out
realbadatthis_: ufo 50 style?
spurius: oh noes
Kramburger: YEAHHHH
GamerCat88: spin the wheel!
vinewood_og: YESSSSS
Sarah_Serinde: volume down everyone :P
Kentosaurus: let's go!
baltimore_667083: oh god
hesterbyrde: OH NO
ashesandmochi: oh no!! i hope adam feels better
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Thefluffiestguineapig: We would never assume that
GasCityGaming: *ducks*
NotCainNorAbel: darn
MrQBear: I can't wait!
skintbint: OH OOH
Driosenth: SPIIIN
YawnLance: Weeeeeee
TheWriterAleph: wheeeeee!
prince_infidel: Bring it
gualdhar: awww fuck yeah
ashesandmochi: i’m ready for what we’ve got today
JoeLowe2: here we go!!
MrQBear: lrrFINE
lamina5432: do do do do
terribleplan: come at me
Juliamon: there it is
lemmel: oh SPIN
empyreon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aceviru: Let's gooooo
Orxolon: oh no
Darleysam: tljTippytaps tljTippytaps tljTippytaps
GamerCat88: safe
neisan2112: SPIIIIN
Omthebox: AA?
Critterbot: Phew...
vinewood_og: Dang it
Friskycharizard: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Aceviru: Oh no
AMuseOfFirebane: <message deleted>oh shoot
YawnLance: So close
bethy_kins24: I'm safe!
empyreon: Top of tha list!
Kramburger: Eh?
neisan2112: Safe!
Nigouki: aaaaaaaaaa
baltimore_667083: -wipes sweat from forehead-
lamina5432: A victim
thedevil_risen1: A
NimrodXIV: A
tehfewl: A
Solo_Support: A
aerohydra: i volunteer
Blip2004: dodged
Omthebox: A
bethy_kins24: I was close
saucemaster5000: A
baltimore_667083: A
ButButTheJesus: A.
JKBalch: Missed me by that much
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh who is up now
e_bloc: always a bridesmaid, never a bridge
Aceviru: o7
JKBalch: o7
Juliamon: no volunteering
GamerCat88: o7
Driosenth: A-A-Ron
neisan2112: 07
Riandisa: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
thatguysteve2709: Safe
bethy_kins24: o7
Omthebox: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
thedevil_risen1: Someone is unstable
Masslost: once more i'm safe
kingandcommoner: o7
spo8n: o7
Darleysam: o7
SnackPak_: o7
skintbint: o7
TheWriterAleph: o7
empyreon: o7
Kentosaurus: o7
lamina5432: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
YawnLance: o7
vinewood_og: o7
hesterbyrde: lrrGibb
Friskycharizard: o7
Orxolon: o7
thedevil_risen1: o7
Kramburger: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
underhill33: o7
Kelazi5: o7
hyralt: o7
Driosenth: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
spurius: o7
baltimore_667083: o7
JoeLowe2: o7
well_fed_kev: O7
ButButTheJesus: kates7
e_bloc: o7
Andymonium: o7
Shadowsoflife: o7
tehfewl: o7
CaptainSpam: o7
NonjaBiru: o7
sgowell: o7
hesterbyrde: o7
BusTed: benginO7
xantos69: o7
The_Color_Twelve: henyaO7
neisan2112: o7
knightWarrior82: o7
prince_infidel: lrrLUL
xantos69: Never punished
Jhoiraful_Chaos: o7
CoderBugsworth: o7
ashesandmochi: o7
always_bri_writing: I’m brand new. what’s happening?
GamerCat88: beautiful
loufghyslaufey: This is the scariest music track in the public domain?
ACluelessBull: nickas2Noted
SoulEater50210 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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hesterbyrde: But it's such a cute backend
Friskycharizard: danLooking
doubledbear: Well that answers my question as to what the heck is happening right now XP
Dog_of_Myth: o7
thedevil_risen1: Seeing bens backed?
Juliamon: always_bri_writing An ongoing in-joke for this stream
ashesandmochi: that was close for me i haven’t been on here in AGES
thedevil_risen1: *back end
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SnackPak_: this stream has the deepest lore
e_bloc: hell yeah brother
ButButTheJesus: its a bit silly
Mai_Andra: the Wheel of Timeouts
DaFhaye subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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Omthebox: Stairs are terrifying.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, but they are banning bots
danielcanemagic: friend! <3!
loufghyslaufey: kay
thatguysteve2709: Yeah we may only see one shooting tonight it's a miracle
doubledbear: It's a spooky one
Dog_of_Myth: On Tuesday, Put all your points in the Dodge skill.
Kentosaurus: petition to add numbers and special characters to the wheel. there are users dodging the bullet here.
Greyah: It's literally 2am here yes.
Sarah_Serinde: Per stream, sure, as an average...PPRs are way better than they used to be for that kind of thing lrrHEART
Omthebox: That song would make a good alarm
thedevil_risen1: Do you know where your kids are?
DaFhaye: Hi hi everyone
Darleysam: damnit it's that mountain king again
ACluelessBull: I get a lot of stress from that track because of grinding the Mountain challenge as a speedrun in the Witness
NotCainNorAbel: Probably means I'm home and whistling
seanmrwick: hey Ben!
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't wait for your end of year review and explaining the best new thing you did on stream was starting shooting your audience.
Aceviru: That would make my skin crawl for sure
SnackPak_: get it, Gus
thedevil_risen1: Hahahaha
ButButTheJesus: awww
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
Sarah_Serinde: benginPurr
Juliamon: I think this stream on average does have more hits, PPR just has a couple outlier streams [witherbloom...] but usually is rather chill
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the most cat thing ever
IanAllenBird: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
baltimore_667083: lrrLUL
MrSarkhan: I'm so glad my doesn't do that
noSmokeFire: I'm in your walls, locking your buttons
loufghyslaufey: Gross, never in my house
Nigouki: correct cat
The_Color_Twelve: inconFirstBlood
Omthebox: Its usually the cats
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
seanmrwick: That happened a few times
DaFhaye: Oh yeah all the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: I live in an apartment so yes
thaigeprime: GUARDS
YeetTheRich_: must have been the wind
BusTed: whomst!?
SnackPak_: "no, I'm not scared. Come out"
thedevil_risen1: Yeah possums on my roof cause that
DaFhaye: I will grab my knife and sneak through my house
vinewood_og: "Make it quick."
saucemaster5000: say it to nicole
SquareDotCube: I have, that's apartment life
Omthebox: "you got me"
samwiser_: Oh yes I do that. I always hope there is no answer.
Mazrae: I feel like with that song I am a little off of it because in elementary school 4th grade I think, did a school musical with that song as the tune
TheWriterAleph: ben the killer's gonna get your ass first
Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon There's probably more than one mod action per PPR, but Lets Nope happens more often so it accumulates more
NotCainNorAbel: I once had my alarm system go off at 2AM because a door sensor fell
The_Color_Twelve: Aww, you got me
GamerCat88: 100% i ask a bitch to try and step up and then it was a box falling or something
korvys: Having cats makes you immune to that - "Oh it's just my idiot furry baby"
seanmrwick: that happens when the AC kicks on in my house and I'm like "who is there? Show yourself!"
catcard: watching this game specifically has made me think people were knocking on my door
Friskycharizard: when you have cats its hard to not associate the noise with them lol
Juliamon: usually I hear a noise, then a click-click-click of claws down the hall, and then a "mrowwwwwwwww"
drcthulu: boogedy boogedy boo
danielcanemagic: “ah damn you found me again, oke fine see you next time”
math_nerdette: The song "In the Hall of the Mountain King" Is about trolls planning to eat the humans in the play... so yea. Scary.
Dog_of_Myth: Smart
Mai_Andra: I have climbed out of bed and walked around the house opening every closet and cabinet, just to check...
Darleysam: EITHER no-one heard, or someone did, and I'm embarrassed by both of these outcomes
Driosenth: but closer to the window?
saucemaster5000: doesn't matter when the killer is under the bed
MacbethSeemsSus: I was the only one in the office last week, and found someone had put a skeleton in one room when the automatic light went on.
JKBalch: Having cats in the house has burned that outta me
Aceviru: I have walked the house a few times like a dumbass and it's been one of the pets just being a goof.
Gekyouryuu: we have THICK emergency flashlights here where you can pull the front part down and it turns into a flash-lantern, complete with handle on top. PERFECT for "Who goes there?!"-ing
GhostValv: people in the back get picked off in horror movies
SnackPak_: hell yeah
BusTed: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL lrrLUL
thedevil_risen1: Bahahahaha omg
HadesLeprechaun: a pursen, if you will
drcthulu: you meat shield Nicole
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
glitched_goddess: ah, love!
drcthulu: wow
TheWriterAleph: so bwave T-T
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: woooooooow
lamina5432: blunt weapon nicole
ButButTheJesus: i love you two so much
Omthebox: We could
Sarah_Serinde: my friends had a noisy water fountain for the cats for a while, so when I was cat-sitting I had to train myself to not worry at the sound of water. Usually it's a bad sign...
saucemaster5000: use the tools you have
DarthRagnar815: Relationship goals right there.
caoinlean: Twue wuv
Steelwolf171: And they say chivalry is dead
gualdhar: it's gonna be so fun to hear Nicole dish tomorrow
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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neisan2112: With that knowledge, I wonder how this solo streams gonna go lol
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Bruceski: I was in a haunted house once where some other people *who we didn't know* started using me as a shield like that and lady I will feed you to the werewolf if you don't cut it out.
Sarah_Serinde: I think playmats incoming
thatguysteve2709: I had a friend's mom push me off a haunted hay ride as child as a sacrifice to the monster
Kramburger: Uhhh
glitched_goddess: I mean can you say you really care about someone if you can’t use them as a protective device
MacbethSeemsSus: Beej gets the zoomies
saucemaster5000: stimulate beej
drcthulu: I think beej needs to edge a bit
Gekyouryuu: based on the title, Ben, I'm assuming the basic premise of this game is you have to respond to people talking to you before your morning coffee
Kramburger: ADAM reins you in?
math_nerdette: aww that makes me extra happy about my merch purchases
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam reins you in???????
gualdhar: you and Adam together is on the level? what? since when?
Getter404: You're almost to the game only 15 minutes in, you are INFINITELY more hinged.
loufghyslaufey: (gasps) i saw a Frieren image under this game's template about this one!
lamina5432: the tangents last longer with adam
ButButTheJesus: calm. yes.
raulghoulia: thats called community
Kramburger: ???????
neisan2112: Calming?
BusTed: dang
SnackPak_: six sounds correct to me
lamina5432: yes
Juliamon: ???????
BrindleBoar: ?????????????????
Dog_of_Myth: For that, yes
CaptainSpam: ??!?!??!!?
loufghyslaufey: But wait, how do I share it?
Mazrae: Im just remembering when you all did the corn maze
MrSarkhan: Yes???????
bethy_kins24: As a veteran haunted house actor, you are called the Sacfice person lol
vinewood_og: Thelma and Louise holding hands as they mash the throttle
Kipstar: yeah this stream famously levelheaded
Shadowsoflife: ?????????????????????????
ButButTheJesus: ??
thedevil_risen1: HSWP
Thefluffiestguineapig: For saying Adam calms you down, yes
DaFhaye: ????????????????????????????????????????
GhostValv: honestly it deserves at least 5
Juliamon: You tell me, Monkey.D.Luffy
The_Timo: That's an 8'er at least
saucemaster5000: I refuse
Sarah_Serinde: well you've done it now Ben
realbadatthis_: se?en
MrQBear: I can't wait to find out how many question marks makes the wheel pop up again.
CaptainSpam: Which is it, corn or maize?
The_Color_Twelve: That was a classic
thedevil_risen1: Serge got owned
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ashesandmochi: oh i loved the live lrr halloween stuff
DaFhaye: Are corn mazes scary or just confusing?
glitched_goddess: an ouroboros of calm is definitely Ben & Adam
ashesandmochi: the mini putt….
Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess Absolutely lrrLUL
Cptasparagus: ¿
SquareDotCube: Serge got spooked by the moon
PharaohBender27: @DaFhaye The 2018 one was confusing, the 2022 one was scary
saucemaster5000: I just cut a straight line
SquareDotCube: or was it Jupiter?
Gekyouryuu: consider: Corn Maze vs Maize Labyrinth
GamerCat88: corn is in so many things
Kentosaurus: "corn is no place for a might warrior"
korvys: TEETH
Shadowsoflife: TEETH
seanmrwick: I've seen scary corn mazes in Michigan that use the haunted house aesthetic
thedevil_risen1: Teefs
Mazrae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the uncanny valley
glitched_goddess: maize maze
samwiser_: Corm, I like it
ButButTheJesus: TEEF
NorthstarTex: teeth?
seanmrwick: teeth teeth teeth
Aceviru: Has it cooled down enough that the commute is great
NotCainNorAbel: someone say TEETH?
Pteraspidomorphi: Teeth.
realbadatthis_: o7
PharaohBender27: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheWriterAleph: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
IanAllenBird: oh teeth and eyes, classic
NorthstarTex: TEETH
Juliamon: There's always one spot where someone has forced their way through what was meant to be a wall, and enough people have followed suit that it *looks* like the right path
Jhoiraful_Chaos: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
definenull: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
hyralt: this menu music slaps
BrindleBoar: if not for corn, how would we get our fruc on
lamina5432: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chanterelleton: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
seanmrwick: all the better
Lockraemono: open ur eyes
Gekyouryuu: careful, Ben, I think one of those is a gift horse!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
saucemaster5000: NO ELP
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Juliamon: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
GhostValv: when in doubt, lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR it out
catcard: NO ELP
TheMerricat: Just joining chat, but from that title screen hasn't LRR played this before?
Mazrae: Don't know this game at all so I offer no help what so ever
ashesandmochi: i haven’t heard of this game i’m excited
thedevil_risen1: One price went "well"
prince_infidel: Only front seating. Got it
seanmrwick: was it the star wars card game I gave you at Magic Con Chicago?
thedevil_risen1: *peice
Driosenth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Blip2004: I forgot you played the one piece game, I need to check it out
Lithobraker: You could build your corn maze on a system of tunnels and sinkholes, that could be scary
Robot_Bones: TEETH
glitched_goddess: oh boy photorealistic graphics this can’t go wrong
Cptasparagus: missing the dead body over there
baltimore_667083: KITTY
Juliamon: kitty
BusTed: kitty
ButButTheJesus: KITTY
DiscordianTokkan: kitty
korvys: Oooh, big stretch
Shadowsoflife: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thedevil_risen1: Oh that 15fps cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok cat best part of game
Kramburger: Flip it turnwise
Diabore: "offering"
NotCainNorAbel: on the Internet?
Gekyouryuu: given the prevalent use of Don cards, did you become the Godfather of pirates?
Sarah_Serinde: that sure is a thing Twitch chat does
saucemaster5000: how come there's no Two Piece?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
baltimore_667083: was that gollum?
e_bloc: yeah that's twitch chat
raulghoulia: I hope you can pet the cat
seanmrwick: im glad the one I gave you actually had surprisingly simple rules to play, but I use the betting system of Texas Hold Em
Omthebox: We exist now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that an eye on the wall?
Kramburger: Oh, it's THIS game
TheWriterAleph: same as it EVER was
e_bloc: same as it ever was
Getter404: "Same as it ever was" THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
Omthebox: Suns bad
baltimore_667083: same as it ever was
BrindleBoar: molem'n
Pteraspidomorphi: Once in a lifetime~
GamerCat88: mole people
glitched_goddess: same as it ever was. same as it. ever. was.
thedevil_risen1: Solar flare spoops
baltimore_667083: water flowing underground
NimrodXIV: Everything is fine
Kramburger: Nobody lets in Moleman
e_bloc: water dissolving, and water removing
BrindleBoar: sun's gooning again
adept_nekomancer: Those are two very different things, neighbor
YawnLance: Oh love when the sun explodes
Driosenth: @Getter404 THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
Omthebox: uh oh
Nigouki: but sun is permaexploding
ButButTheJesus: *ch-click* Sun's haunted
Getter404: Bury the water remove remove the water
DiscordianTokkan: here comes the sun
Mr_Horrible: :3
CaptainSpam: "Sun might explode, nothin' big."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that wrong? Global climate change is very bad
e_bloc: letting the days go by
saucemaster5000: better home alone than home alone 2: lost in new york
YeetTheRich_: isnt every summer the hottest one ever
loufghyslaufey: Kay, im good. My needs are calling me... ScaredyCat mattlrWoof seabatApp SSSsssplode
Diabore: dont let this one in
thedevil_risen1: Haha nice chaos orb @discordiantokkan
Aceviru: Sun's haunted Kappa
Omthebox: Ah rural areas
adept_nekomancer: Wait, why will he be in our kitchen?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey Yeah, that's a good phrase
glitched_goddess: being home alone is fine as long as you have micro machines and loud gangster movies
AMuseOfFirebane: *staggers back in bleeding from the head,* did anyone see the truck that hit me??
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have a house period
IanAllenBird: oh no
Kramburger: Saving is a COMMITMENT
YawnLance: uh oh
GamerCat88: spicy
Omthebox: Ruh roh. Typewriters
MrQBear: And it chronologically locks you!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well I hate that
Mr_Horrible: it's more a save-state than an actual save
ButButTheJesus: katesMatcha
Sarah_Serinde: Yean Ben your ability to save is *extremely* limited
BrindleBoar: Drink! That! Typewriter!
thedevil_risen1: Typewriter time
MacbethSeemsSus: Remember: Kombucha saves
Getter404: Just full on karate chopping my arm right now, staying in this Heads hole
Mr_Horrible: so you can go back to a certain point or day to make different choices
e_bloc: it saves the game because you never forget how awful kombucha tastes
Thefluffiestguineapig: I dislike that man's face
ashesandmochi: kombucha as the save mechanism is really funny to me
CaptainSpam: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN'S EYES
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun Ben. How do you read the title of this game? I feel like there are a lot of possible takes.
PhuzNutz: Yay!! Spoopytime!!
Sarah_Serinde: that's unfortunate gabyLul
baltimore_667083: that is the human version of the news fish from SpongeBob
NimrodXIV: oh this guy is nothing
thedevil_risen1: I called it
ashesandmochi: i don’t think i want room temp kombucha though
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig you're gonna be saying that a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @baltimore_667083 Oh my it is
ghyllnox: @CaptainSpam B I G
Omthebox: Yeah, an auspicious start OpieOP
thedevil_risen1: Sunflare spoops
ButButTheJesus: *ch-click* Sun's haunted
ghyllnox: Everybody's vampires
The_Color_Twelve: finally a doctors note for it
YawnLance: People were going outside? Smh
Omthebox: Lighter dolphinS like the sun
loufghyslaufey: That's just the sun, "warming up..."(!?)
Kramburger: Ben.
WiJohn: @ashesandmochi I don't think I want kombucha at any temperature
glitched_goddess: something lighter than the sun
GamerCat88: wait i remember that happening in a Nick Cage movie...
KeytarCat: Hello depression, my old friend
Mai_Andra: something lighter... like the SUN?!
prince_infidel: This reminds me of the original Night of the Living Dead. Where the zombies were because of Venus radiation
MacbethSeemsSus: I love how casual they are about the sun cooking us
loufghyslaufey: This could be a C^FUT bit, tbh... no?
terribleplan: Swan lake on TV is always a good sign
adept_nekomancer: Maybe the cross is merely to deter vampires.
thedevil_risen1: Looks like the armpit dude from ahh real monsters
ghyllnox: LUL
Himyul: nice server closet
Juliamon: Those are either strong shelves or empty boxes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus That sounds like the US news, casual about that freaking out about other things
Dog_of_Myth: True
e_bloc: 30 years of tax records
Nigouki: if this is the 90s that's not enough cards to fill those boxes
neisan2112: Those are all of Cam's Saddleback Lagacs
SquareDotCube: dang taxes are complicated wherever this is
PhuzNutz: That's just the cardpool for Standard...
Nigouki: try 01
thedevil_risen1: 112?
e_bloc: 911 is a joke
Diabore: 69 69 69
Aceviru: Lol
terribleplan: 0118999881999119725-3?
Kramburger: Ben.
Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't recommend it
Sarah_Serinde: Ben gabyLul
Dog_of_Myth: Ben
vinewood_og: LUL LUL LUL
baltimore_667083: Ben
Himyul: call James
thedevil_risen1: Ben!
YawnLance: Wouldn't have been the first time you doxxed yourself
loufghyslaufey: I don't know what it means, tis LRR's Public Parody Channel/Station/Broadcast...VHS?? mattlrOhyoudog
SnackPak_: nice catch
glitched_goddess: 8675309
Omthebox: You'd get a lot of phonecalls that's for sure
NimrodXIV: also, do you have a 6 digit phone number? :D
BrindleBoar: you have to get a new phone number, is what happens
Lithobraker: I bet not being able to go outside during the day would instantly fix my sleep schedule
e_bloc: no try it lrrBEEJ
Omthebox: Through the door
saucemaster5000: the fridge
BrindleBoar: he didn't leave
Kramburger: We've had an issue over here where phone providers have had outages that effect people's ability to call emergency
Rhynerd: gave him a spare key?
brainbosh: We know that Ben's phone number is 420-6969 already tho :P
DiscordianTokkan: "But why?" "Because Gameplay"
Kramburger: Typical Queensland summer
glitched_goddess: but he asked if we were alone in the beginning
MacbethSeemsSus: *pulls out meat thermometer*
BrindleBoar: talking to people takes sooo much energy though
raulghoulia: this is just sensible advice
Kramburger: Sure
thedevil_risen1: Sure
glitched_goddess: The government is here to help!
ashesandmochi: is this horror papers please……….
Thefluffiestguineapig: tqsWTF
Sarah_Serinde: sort of
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ghyllnox: 242232
Sarah_Serinde: no
GhostValv: 242232
DiscordianTokkan: 242232
BrindleBoar: 8675309
Himyul: we'll zoom call
shendaras: 242232
gualdhar: 242232
MTigress: i'm sure no one will forget that
Sarah_Serinde: the game will remember it
NimrodXIV: you dont
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ashesandmochi That's already a horror game
Kramburger: 242232
adept_nekomancer: They made the phone numbers six digits. Smart.
Mr_Horrible: numbers are saved on the wall when you see them
KeytarCat: @ashesandmochi so...papers please? :P
vinewood_og: Can you just text me?
e_bloc: do be do be do
saucemaster5000: this guy wants us to call and not text? Boomer
e_bloc: clearly a visitor
WiJohn: 242232
Aceviru: The essentials
Kramburger: Rollerdex, okay peepaw lets get you to bed
raulghoulia: purple stuff, oo sunny D
SnackPak_: fancy
DiscordianTokkan: ah yes, my good neighbour friend, Neighbour
ashesandmochi: @Thefluffiestguineapig i don’t disagree! but y’know. more horror
NotCainNorAbel: clear pay-week
Himyul: free bug!
circusofkirkus: the bwita?
e_bloc: maybe sloppy joes
e_bloc: and picklebacks
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't afford a brita filter now
Mr_Horrible: that's fine, intended for this day
glitched_goddess: pickles & beer is all you need
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I can't afford that
gualdhar: *if* they fit your tap
KeytarCat: My tap one doesn't fit my new tap :(
loufghyslaufey: Why your house so brittle, Ben? (the game, looks like)
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
Kramburger: Hisssss
brainbosh: Tap feels so wasteful if you aren't drinking from the tap
raulghoulia: theyre ramblers
Mr_Horrible: they're going stir-crazy, Ben, c'moooooon
Driosenth: Get off my Lawn
ButButTheJesus: katesYell
NimrodXIV: *shakes fist*
IanAllenBird: the real horror, the Youth
PhuzNutz: youths.... SMH
Sarah_Serinde: maybe some day I'll have a lawn
pimiento: youths.
Thefluffiestguineapig: When you have a lawn
e_bloc: yeah itll be nice when you can afford a lawn
Sarah_Serinde: true yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Drift compatible
glitched_goddess: you’d have to be able to afford a front door lawn
saucemaster5000: I want a bathtub that turns into a waterslide
Aceviru: A backyard is for them to kick the ball into
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 you want a dog who knits while you're at it?
Omthebox: Pog Juice
saucemaster5000: No that's silly
Omthebox: Real
loufghyslaufey: Theyallcamefromtherapture! (coughs)
e_bloc: truth
thebuzzstreams: makes good points
Mr_Horrible: "I watched the previous stream"
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible :D
Juliamon: and that's why radlers were invented
NimrodXIV: bye bye tutorial neighbor
Omthebox: That is a fun game
Mr_Horrible: sinuuErm
e_bloc: dungeons and dressers
PhuzNutz: @Mr_Horrible Can we have puppers crochet? Machines can knit
IanAllenBird: oh,
Omthebox: long
Kramburger: Sir?
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
Solo_Support: slenderman.
Sarah_Serinde: it's Adam!
terribleplan: nope
brainbosh: New game of "barricade the front door"
adept_nekomancer: Nope, you're too tall to enter.
e_bloc: long long man
Dog_of_Myth: That's Adam
korvys: Oh hey, Adam's feeling better
Mr_Horrible: Robert Wadlow lookin ass
KeytarCat: Tooooorso
dm818: Adam?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Standard doors are 6'4"
e_bloc: Adam doesnt dress like that
thebuzzstreams: loooooong, loooooong, maaaaan
IanAllenBird: I mean the peephole was at eye height on a child just now, so maybe he's normal size
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: sooo *twirls hair* how tall are you mister?
thedevil_risen1: Slender man!
Mr_Horrible: you gotta tell us if you're a visitor
BusTed: works for me
vinewood_og: If you're a cryptid you have to tell me. That's the law.
PhuzNutz: Real question, where does he get his shirts?? They never get taller, just wider
Driosenth: Let Lurch In
Nigouki: nah, he butthole
Solo_Support: :)
saucemaster5000: Easy crotch punch height if he gets out of line
Getter404: "Can I get a swig of kombucha before letting you in?"
Omthebox: I could do with a hill of beans
Mr_Horrible: it's a damn conga line
Kramburger: Maybe check the window before the door
betweenmyself: “Sure, come in. You can help me dust my crannies… Wait, come back!”
Mr_Horrible: but you have a Loneliness & Isolation poster in your house
e_bloc: everyone dies alone
e_bloc: this is the same person but on their knees
Solo_Support: they look like coconut head
Omthebox: No, never
Sarah_Serinde: no idea why you'd think that
gyshrek: nooooooooooooo
SnackPak_: just let everyone in
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you're correct
IanAllenBird: hill of beans is normal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I use that
BusTed: like from Casablanca
Getter404: It's from Casablanca
PhuzNutz: Came in a little late. Is this a boarding house post apocalypse?
e_bloc: watch casablanca
brainbosh: "Aint worth a hill of beans" is pretty common down here
Sarah_Serinde: it's just our house, but yeah, kinda
Getter404: @PhuzNutz Mid-apocalypse. Sun is rapidly getting funky
saucemaster5000: He's got prince valium hair
itira: @saucemaster5000 i was thinking He-Man
Aceviru: I don't trust
Sarah_Serinde: You have to decide now
Mr_Horrible: now now Ben, let's not start judging a book by its cover
NorthstarTex: no trust
MrQBear: Let everybody in until we get killed, then we know! o <o
gibbousm: and I said Hey, whats going on?
MacbethSeemsSus: Too early to tell
bethy_kins24: let him in!
e_bloc: guy gardner green lantern shit
adept_nekomancer: If we let them all in, maybe the regular humans can help us fight the not regular humans.
DiscordianTokkan: Visitors will hopefully new enough that they don't have existential dread
gyshrek: noooo
Mai_Andra: It's an older phrase, but it checks out.
Orxolon: they are doing the thrillert
gyshrek: say noooooo
Mr_Horrible: a name holds power, Benjamin. It should be guarded
Mr_Horrible: :3
gyshrek: say no please
Juliamon: Isn't it though?
bethy_kins24: or demons
saucemaster5000: okay ursula k le guiun
NimrodXIV: do you know what the Visitors are? maybe fairies
ProcyonFlynn: Are you sure it's not the fey?
Sarah_Serinde: gyshrek Please don't backseat
Friskycharizard: that haircut says enough lol
BusTed: vibes-based
e_bloc: shallow
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, a superficial run
korvys: If only you were tall enough to not be able to see their head
glitched_goddess: saying it’s not fairies is exactly what fairies would want you to believe
HadesLeprechaun: they took that pretty well, I'd say
Sarah_Serinde: This game is full of interesting characters
Mr_Horrible: that's the intent, generally
thesimbiote: That's a Page Boy haircut, Ben, and they don't look good on *anyone*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do they all go into the kitchen?
Sarah_Serinde: Also if you play long enough, you can make different choices later and meet different people
brainbosh: I mean just because there's aliens doesn't mean there still aren't creeps and such
Gekyouryuu: look, the kid clearly likes Guy Gardner. that's enough reason to say no
WiJohn: Check windows maybe?
gyshrek: @Friskycharizard no cos shes scary what?
Omthebox: Why would you ask that specifically
Kramburger: Hard no
lamina5432: it's nicholas cage
Mr_Horrible: yeah, some encounters are scripted, some are random
PhuzNutz: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, not having played, but he seemed pretty legit; folks can get a lot wierder
MacbethSeemsSus: Now I'm sad Adam isn't here, so everyone can be from eastern europe
korvys: I don't trust this person, they have a creepy voice lrrBEEJ
hesterbyrde: this is going to be the Ben VA hour
IanAllenBird: that can't be great for sanitation
Mr_Horrible: me every night when I go to bed
Aceviru: Oooh he's got a strong back
PharaohBender27: Oh dear, this sounds like an epidemic situation
Orxolon: it's funny to think is the same one as before that just changed clothes XD
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's one thing about this game, Ben's gonna be doing a lot of voice acting
PhuzNutz: scuzzy AF
circusofkirkus: how's the hair
Orxolon: define normal
glitched_goddess: looks clear
thesimbiote: @macbethseemssus pretty sure it takes place in a version of Eastern Europe, so at least this time he'd be correct
Kramburger: I've come arounf on him
Mr_Horrible: he can at least blame perspective for *his* shoulder
e_bloc: yeah stick it to the man
NorthstarTex: seems fine
e_bloc: enough to play a d&d 1-shot
Robot_Bones: A philosofizer ey?
itira: looks a bit greasy
Kramburger: Dhampe?
PharaohBender27: How much food and water do you have on hand?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are any grave diggers "normal"
Omthebox: Easy Bake haircut
YawnLance: You can probably fit a lot of friends in your house
goombalax: Guile mullet
Seth_Erickson: seems like he passes the vibe check to me
Mr_Horrible: Graham: "...hey!"
saucemaster5000: that grease will be useful for cooking
NimrodXIV: people in this game are unique, I'll say that
thesimbiote: Needs some dry shampoo
Robot_Bones: Come on I Dampy
ghyllnox: "In fact -" -network error-
itira: @saucemaster5000 WutFace
Orxolon: visitors?is this game against aliens?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Check kitchen?
Juliamon: Orxolon They came from 'underground'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we talk to them in the kitchen?
UtilityPunk: @Orxolon Yeh, they're human-shaped
Sarah_Serinde: @Orxolon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Orxolon: oh no
e_bloc: eye disagree
Orxolon: i hate that
vinewood_og: And the eyes have it
brainbosh: Set in the 90s? So back when those glasses were common
PharaohBender27: I approve of the 1930s newsreel-style voice
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NimrodXIV: he's just got thick glasses
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
YawnLance: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
Shadowsoflife: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Darleysam: tag urself
SnackPak_: noted
IanAllenBird: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Aceviru: Nice
ghyllnox: When he came out of the womb the doctor was like "this boy will be a newscaster he has Newsface"
korvys: That's a chin
Mr_Horrible: damn, they finally caught Anton Chigurh
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs
circusofkirkus: looksmaxxing
lamina5432: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DiscordianTokkan: Jay Leno!
glitched_goddess: dat chin
e_bloc: couldnt be me
BusTed: tag urself
brainbosh: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
terribleplan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Driosenth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thesimbiote: All of Los Angeles is fucked
chanterelleton: Unfortunately the visitors ARE extremely Sigma
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
saucemaster5000: that's jamie kennedy in son of the mask
ghyllnox: Oh does that mean our neighbor is dead
PharaohBender27: RIP to anyone who had dental surgery and/or whitened their teeth
e_bloc: Corgo666
chanterelleton: the visitors ARE, unfortunately, mewing
Diabore: vibes were good, the second person had some shinersd
Orxolon: sponsors?still?
Sarah_Serinde: definitely nothing problematic in basing life-and-death decisions solely on assumptions about someone's teeth
HadesLeprechaun: that's Mr Bob Incredible, from the Incredibles
MacbethSeemsSus: He's got a beautiful smile, get him!
vinewood_og: "Is there something amusing about how I look when I drive my automobile?"
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Orxolon: good to know i'm not a visitor
Juliamon: I like this guy
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Aceviru: I like the cut off his jib
IanAllenBird: uh oh
Shadowsoflife: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Thefluffiestguineapig: wooooooooooow
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NorthstarTex: welp
chianeko: TEETH
YawnLance: uh oh
BusTed: some room for doubt
thesimbiote: @sarah_serinde having watched a few streams of this so far, I'm sad to report that a lot of internalized ableist ideals come to the forefront
bethy_kins24: shiny
Thefluffiestguineapig: Definitely not perfectly white
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR_TK
NimrodXIV: doubt
BusTed: thejen9Teeth
Solo_Support: looks like imperfections on right?
Rhynerd: look yellow to me.
Robot_Bones: TEETH
TheWriterAleph: oh long john
Omthebox: Are they perfect? Or was that shadow
Mr_Horrible: welcome to the game sinuuSmug
DaFhaye: Those sure are teeth
PhuzNutz: No, those were great teeth
Sarah_Serinde: @thesimbiote not too surprising but it is disappointing
Getter404: Not PERFECT
MacbethSeemsSus: They were yellow
Sarah_Serinde: That is the question
brainbosh: Who can tell at this point.
Faulpyr: They ain't perfect
UtilityPunk: You're call lol, too close to tell
GhostValv: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
e_bloc: I honestly don't even know
Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume perfect might mean cartoonish
Sarah_Serinde: yes it is
Omthebox: Hey buddy
chianeko: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lockraemono: such a cool guy on the floor
ghyllnox: LUL
goombalax: maybe he's bisexual
thesimbiote: You'll notice when they're super white
Solo_Support: he chillin
neisan2112: It me
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ProcyonFlynn: Where are your Shoes!
pimiento: floor's nice
IanAllenBird: sometimes you need a little floor time
lamina5432: even a table
Mr_Horrible: he feels safer closer to the Earth
Desruprot: hmm
e_bloc: theres even a coffee table
NimrodXIV: just needs some floor time
TheWriterAleph: dude's vibin, let him be
neisan2112: Do like some floor sittin
Aceviru: We never offered them a seat
PhuzNutz: !suss gravedigger
Diabore: "oh my job"???
IanAllenBird: I don't think that is what a cemetery is.
WiJohn: umm...
Sarah_Serinde: Reminder chat, no helping, no backseating, no spoiling anything. Let Ben learn about the game on his own
vinewood_og: What a totally normal thing to say.
thesimbiote: That's the Autistic Squat ™️ and it's how I live my life
Sarah_Serinde: Speculating along with Ben is totally fine though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Press x to doubt
ghyllnox: Ohh zombies?
SnackPak_: phew
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
Omthebox: Normal
IanAllenBird: hm.
Gekyouryuu: gross
vinewood_og: WHERE
Omthebox: Found them...
Aceviru: Lol
MacbethSeemsSus: Not a visitor, but still upsetting
BusTed: face full of busted chiclets
NimrodXIV: found them. great
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stolen gold teeth? BROTHER
WiJohn: Nope
neisan2112: Sounds about right
Sarah_Serinde: finders keepers
TheWriterAleph: bruh.
SnackPak_: free teeth lrrBartleby
tehfewl: 🔫
e_bloc: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrWOW
neisan2112: Free gold
PharaohBender27: Please tell me you washed them before inserting them
Orxolon: why we cant?
gualdhar: being gross ain't illegal these days
terribleplan: Grave digger, grave robber. Same thing, dig graves.
niccus: right, that's a different horror game
Juliamon: Alas, out of tests
Sarah_Serinde: Correct
NimrodXIV: no energy
e_bloc: better than wrecking yourself
Omthebox: Cool shirt
neisan2112: Mood
ghyllnox: No more energy huh
Rhynerd: i suppose it’s a good thing he quit before the boss found out he’s been graverobbing.
Sarah_Serinde: Another thing to balance
thesimbiote: @pharaohbender27 I've heard that devalues them. You need that patina from other mouths
vinewood_og: @e_bloc lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Orxolon: wait wait,that doesnt make sense...wouldnt you know if you are a visitor?
YawnLance: Oh
Sarah_Serinde: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mr_Horrible: yeah about that danger
IanAllenBird: uh oh!!
Omthebox: huh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ghyllnox: UH
NimrodXIV: RIP
Omthebox: That cant be good
Getter404: During the night...
Solo_Support: oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
prince_infidel: umm
shendaras: lrrSPOOP
MrQBear: Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool.
neisan2112: Woops
KeytarCat: NOT IT
MacbethSeemsSus: Tee hee, we're in danger
korvys: Seems bad
Desruprot: fun start to the night
Mr_Horrible: now they'll be here forever
Sarah_Serinde: Now they'll *never* get off of it!
thesimbiote: Whoops
e_bloc: k'
knightWarrior82: gonna start smelling
ButButTheJesus: katesYell
Aceviru: Alright gravedigger you're up
NotCainNorAbel: you know a grave digger
bethy_kins24: slept they aren't in your yard anymore
adept_nekomancer: @Sarah_Serinde Not under their own power anyway
Rhynerd: give them a few hours, the sun’ll handle the corpses.
IanAllenBird: no thanks!
glitched_goddess: those damn teenagers!
MacbethSeemsSus: Also yell at your neighbor maybe?
YawnLance: Well
vinewood_og: There goes the neighborhood
hesterbyrde: A FRIEND
Solo_Support: very normal man :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: well shit
terribleplan: They came back, so *somebody* killed them... hmm
saucemaster5000: hey man
raulghoulia: check his teeth\
NimrodXIV: howdy
tehfewl: Gun
Omthebox: I wonder who killed those kids.....
Despoiler98: bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew
Omthebox: coulda been anyone
UtilityPunk: Speaking of the teenagers, if you or anyone you know needs help, there /are/ hotlines for it.
ashesandmochi: nooooooooooo
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think we need to get a close look at that man's teeth
Solo_Support: LUL
Mr_Horrible: the MOST regular, some might say
Kramburger: Hard no
Getter404: How do you do fellow teens
niccus: the most regular person
ghyllnox: Yooo
itira: tqsToasted
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neisan2112: Those teeth better be GREEEEN
Solo_Support: Is that daniel larson?
Sarah_Serinde: this guy
MacbethSeemsSus: "did you see that skeletor dude like 10 ft away?"
bethy_kins24: DUUUUDEE
PharaohBender27: Can we, though?
Orxolon: love him
neisan2112: Tbh this was me last weekend lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir I need you to come down first
Lockraemono: he looks super helpful idk
Diabore: hes good, no visitor would ever copy this dude
Orxolon: @bethy_kins24 SWEEEEET
glitched_goddess: “step 1: get really high.”
chanterelleton: wow they put Adam in this game
Kramburger: He's goona eat all your supplies
johnnylongtorso: use the gun! use the gun!
ghyllnox: I don't know if you're sober enough for a shotgun my dude much less a grenade
bethy_kins24: @Orxolon DDDDDUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEE
Friskycharizard: you gotta invite him in lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's going to munchies on everything
Driosenth: let him be taken
Sarah_Serinde: There is so much personality in this game, it's very good
ButButTheJesus: got a flammenwerfer bro?
Orxolon: @bethy_kins24 SWEEEEEEEEEETTTTA
Lockraemono: D:
IanAllenBird: no way the mole people have seen movies before
Kramburger: Ben.
TheWriterAleph: this guy IS the vibe check
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben he's going to eat your supplies
DaFhaye: He's chill
ProcyonFlynn: Yeah - the apocalypse bunker needs a Bard.
vinewood_og: Every roommate ever
glitched_goddess: he’ll eat all your pickles!
Kramburger: NO
bethy_kins24: @Orxolon you are my new fav!🤣
Kramburger: NO NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
brainbosh: Jack Black?
Omthebox: Hello. Human?
neisan2112: NOPE
Pteraspidomorphi: Jack Black, instantly
PhuzNutz: Nope!
DaFhaye: Just give him some snacks and turn on a movie and it's a goodnight
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get away from me ASSHOLE
Kramburger: Send
PharaohBender27: Teeth aren't perfect but I still say hell no
itira: LUL
NimrodXIV: praise the sun
Orxolon: wait wait,where did we get he was a stoner?
e_bloc: behold
Kramburger: Get him gone
johnnylongtorso: can't be Jack Black, he's not singing
PhuzNutz: Fawking Pope of NOPE
Lithobraker: This stoner is absolutely not a visitor, but I want to leave him outside anyways
Solo_Support: that was a good jack black
goombalax: that was a perfect Jack Black
UtilityPunk: \[T]/
Omthebox: That was an acceptable mimic of jack black
TheWriterAleph: orson welles
neisan2112: Jack Black as doomsday man
Kramburger: Dude looks like a toad wearing a human suit
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah this guy doesn't need to be a visitor for us to turn him away
Aceviru: Calm down Jack
glitched_goddess: praise the sun!!
Omthebox: You're real pale to be talking about the suns blessing
MacbethSeemsSus: There's a dude you should preach to right around the corner
MrQBear: This dude is... Wow.
IanAllenBird: this guy might be human but I still wouldn't let him in
PhuzNutz: He is missing a tooth
Gekyouryuu: absolving us of sin? the bible was full of typos! Jesus is the SUN of God!
ghyllnox: Go live as righteous fucking ashes then dude
SnackPak_: yeah, Orson Wells selling peas
Despoiler98: dude we kinda need the sun
DiscordianTokkan: Cool, this guy can bake
Orxolon: @bethy_kins24 did we just became firends?hahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: into the sea
gualdhar: he's a soverign citizen isn't he
vinewood_og: Jesus Christ.... "Who?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: This guy can go fry
Friskycharizard: I can’t unsee the guy from 90 day fiancé lol
e_bloc: he nose what he did
brainbosh: A short Edgar
Mr_Horrible: that's a good frump
Jadaris: sugar. in water.
NimrodXIV: good frump tho
Pteraspidomorphi: He's a nice guy!
Lockraemono: he's a character, let him in
Kramburger: 'No LGS employees who kick me out for harassing the women!'
Omthebox: Bribes?
Mr_Horrible: what indeed
bethy_kins24: @Orxolon Yep yep! 😎
spurius: energy?
Sarah_Serinde: Want an answer Ben?
DaFhaye: I feel like I know what way this guy leans
Orxolon: :D
The_Timo: Oh
Lockraemono: sounds like an energy drink?
Sarah_Serinde: (It's not spoilery)
Despoiler98: sounds like a CULT
IanAllenBird: well, a bribe changes things
r10pez10: this is like
UtilityPunk: OwO What's this?
Thefluffiestguineapig: His hand keeps changing
gualdhar: Now dawg were good
r10pez10: the perfect game for the lets nope boys
thesimbiote: Nat 1 on that charisma check
betweenmyself: I bring you tidings from our God Star: Sunny D! riffYeti
Kramburger: He and tall man will for sure fight
e_bloc: angry at the world tallman....Adam's here?
gualdhar: This is 100% do you let the man in the jar in your house
PhuzNutz: Tall man isn't angry, just disappointed d:
Sarah_Serinde: yeah you go do that buddy
Lockraemono: bye guy
e_bloc: dude can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
Orxolon: sh*t i got jumpscared
brainbosh: Heat, in THAT jacket?
Kramburger: Shellu Duvall?
r10pez10: n-n-no
Kramburger: I loved you in the shining
Despoiler98: 2020Suspicious 2020Suspicious 2020Suspicious hell no
MacbethSeemsSus: The UI sounds like a pipboy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
Lockraemono: aw let her in
vinewood_og: @Kramburger Right!?!?
e_bloc: let her in
Mr_Horrible: I like her gumption
bethy_kins24: Don’t!
PaulishB: Mystery vibes
dumbo3k: Totally trust
Orxolon: they scare me
Despoiler98: nah this is sus af
magical_writer: Don't want to come in? Come right in.
r10pez10: comfort jacket
hamraffle: She got me so curious
terribleplan: The sun is literally baking people alive, and she's wearing a coat
Orxolon: nooooooo
Mr_Horrible: don't gatekeep the girlboss
SnackPak_: passed the sad vibe check
Kramburger: Let her in, Jack Nicholson is after hger
knightWarrior82: she must be carrying a baby
PharaohBender27: What's our maximum capacity?
neisan2112: Oh that sounds sus
NimrodXIV: super sus
MrQBear: keep all the tall people in one place?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need to check ourselves today?
Kramburger: TALL BABIES LET'S GO
ghyllnox: And they'll have long babies?
Sarah_Serinde: We can't do any testing at night
hamraffle: I wanna see the zealout and he stoner interact
JKBalch: We making a basketball team
vinewood_og: Week 1 Ben is breeding the talls
thesimbiote: Some light matchmaking to pass the time
Sarah_Serinde: welp
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
Mr_Horrible: :V
Solo_Support: uhoh
Kramburger: Ben
bethy_kins24: uh oh
Omthebox: That's probably bad
Rhynerd: i think you got a visitor
ButButTheJesus: there's a smell
PharaohBender27: Should we test ourselves today, just to get that out of the way?
empyreon: lrrFINE
MacbethSeemsSus: There are three dead teenagers outside, and it's super hot out
e_bloc: nah it was the sloppy joes
SnackPak_: oofa
ghyllnox: We do have three dead kids in the yard
Diabore: oh god im a visitor!
Kramburger: Sorry Dhampe
Orxolon: that can be cleaned!
e_bloc: what if they're just a gravedigger
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus The grave digger said the bodies just kind of cremate
Despoiler98: botgSturmlingEyes botgSturmlingEyes botgSturmlingEyes *looks at my fingers* ummmm......uh oh
r10pez10: chat i have dirt under my nails
ylegm: I mean, FEMA got all it's funding cut. Is it really an agency anymore?
vinewood_og: Stinky chat zombies
JKBalch: That is sus. What if the person gardens or grave digs
Mr_Horrible: Man I Love Radiomechanics
Kramburger: @r10pez10 OUT
Sarah_Serinde: *gets ready to rid chat of some visitors*
e_bloc: I don't actually remember much about this from other times I've watched it, but there is one identification method that I think is great
Despoiler98: @r10pez10 bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew
Orxolon: me too,but i don't have perfect teeth
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, extra tip. neat
terribleplan: You may be entitled to compensation!
vinewood_og: 777-460
Thefluffiestguineapig: New phone number!
Solo_Support: 777460
ghyllnox: We didn't check ourselves yesterday either
Sarah_Serinde: chat you don't need to write the number down, the game will save it
johnnylongtorso: it's the Charlie Brown's Teacher station
r10pez10: !sus
LRRbot: I can clear James; I was just with them in the Office.
MacbethSeemsSus: @terribleplan Won't somebody tell us if we're entitled to compensation!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Didn't have the energy
Sarah_Serinde: good helping though
Sarah_Serinde: yeahhh
Despoiler98: WTF
ghyllnox: "Please turn yourself in to the government"
e_bloc: c'mon game, chat wants to feel useful
MacbethSeemsSus: Little sus, won't lie
NimrodXIV: bye tall guy
Sarah_Serinde: rip to that guy
Orxolon: @ghyllnox but that doesn't make sense!how the hell you wouldn't know you are a visitor!?
Solo_Support: Tall man :(
Kramburger: Red eyes? RED EYES?
SnackPak_: mood
UtilityPunk: The lady dieded?
JKBalch: Damn, at least he cleaned up after himself
e_bloc: too real for me
vinewood_og: hot box
Orxolon: I TOLD YOU
PharaohBender27: Are we not able to check ourselves anymore?
SnackPak_: I miss tall man
Kramburger: Hands
Omthebox: oh
vinewood_og: longpig bbq
PharaohBender27: Welp
Omthebox: uh
Kramburger: NOPE
SnackPak_: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
Getter404: NOPE
NimrodXIV: not necessarily her
Seth_Erickson: look at what you've done Ben
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
IanAllenBird: ok, now /that/
DiscordianTokkan: BLAM
Diabore: those are some pearlies
ButButTheJesus: Ah feck
neisan2112: Ohhhhhh nooooo
loufghyslaufey: Dang it, Savidan!
e_bloc: if she ate him why would there be plastic bags
glitched_goddess: WELP
Despoiler98: NOOOOOPE
Orxolon: take them out!
NorthstarTex: fuk
ghyllnox: Welp
betweenmyself: Pearly Whites riffYeti
Omthebox: those... look pretty perfect...
lamina5432: good looking teeth
MacbethSeemsSus: Muldoon voice: Shooooot her!
PhuzNutz: CAP DAT BITCH!!!
hamraffle: Gun. Gun gun gun
bethy_kins24: bang bang
tehfewl: gun
Omthebox: o7
circusofkirkus: not for long
Aceviru: Get the shotty
loufghyslaufey: We can still hear his voice, chat!!
vinewood_og: "So anyway I started blastin'"
IanAllenBird: o7
PharaohBender27: katesGun
NorthstarTex: o7
Seth_Erickson: KKona
Despoiler98: bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew bismarPewpew
vinewood_og: o7
raulghoulia: beej get the bat
goombalax: westleysnipes.gif
e_bloc: vaya con dios
brainbosh: Waow
neisan2112: Oh geez...
NimrodXIV: one down
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
IanAllenBird: rip to tall dude
saucemaster5000: what calibur was that????
JKBalch: Well damn
Solo_Support: Just leave them wherever I guess
hamraffle: k
neisan2112: Woof
j_crane330: >
Seth_Erickson: well we're slightly more alone now
Dog_of_Myth: o7
dolphgrim: We did it, fam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Great, love that
seanmrwick: well that was......
Sarah_Serinde: So Ben can I give you a little info relating to both those bodies?
vinewood_og: Good luck getting your deposit back
NorthstarTex: that flash makes me think it was one
loufghyslaufey: mattlrWoof ScaredyCat seabatApp
j_crane330: ?
seanmrwick: thank god that was blurred out
Orxolon: maybe they regenerate,bur em!
Friskycharizard: poor tall man
MAPBoardgames: He killed her because of the garbage, not because she was a visitor
Orxolon: *burn
seanmrwick: are we talking about the Visitors from South Park?
e_bloc: needs more eastern european
knightWarrior82: @MAPBoardgames wouldn’t you
Seth_Erickson: I like this gravekeeper quite a lot tbh
Sarah_Serinde: that man has Seen Things
loufghyslaufey: Roll for any bets that anyone else heard that?
Diabore: yall just not questioning the gunshots in the other room?
MTigress: i think he sits on the floor instead of the chairs cause he's seen some stuff
TheWriterAleph: before you wreck yourself?
NimrodXIV: you haven't tested him
Kramburger: UHG
Seth_Erickson: there's a cavity in there for sure
BusTed: I'm sure it's fine
PharaohBender27: Not *quite* perfect
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck
DiscordianTokkan: Cavity?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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loufghyslaufey: Oh, oh! He could just be uh- "Willaim Dafoe!"
Friskycharizard: Ope
JKBalch: Huh we are a visitor
Shadowsoflife: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Friskycharizard: uh
DaFhaye: God I hate the teeth thing
lamina5432: lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL
DaFhaye: I'm learning very fast I don't like teeth hahaha
PharaohBender27: Welp
prince_infidel: Smoke the cigs?
r10pez10: lmao
JKBalch: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
bethy_kins24: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
vinewood_og: Scam
MrQBear: Gasp, we can feed the house spirit?!
Kramburger: Ah, we have to appease House-sama
Thefluffiestguineapig: AH
ButButTheJesus: ah heck, the weefees
neisan2112: Gotta leave an offering
loufghyslaufey: We sure he fine just staling out the bathroom, chat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
brainbosh: No, you leave MILK out for the HOuse Spirti
NimrodXIV: not yet
ashesandmochi: oh if this is eastern europe… domovoi offering
r10pez10: kombucha is mushrooms???
neisan2112: That's not mushroom at all tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Wow! What a stirring intro!
Kramburger: Kombucha is fermented
glitched_goddess: a little blood lol
PaulishB: How's your neighbor doing?
Kramburger: FFS
e_bloc: ok byeeeee
Cptasparagus: I did see Cordyceps tea at the store the other day.... very sus
neisan2112: ad?
Dog_of_Myth: hahhah
vinewood_og: BAsed.
SirToastyT: Classic
MrQBear: Now I wanna play a game about befriending a Zashiki warashi.
PharaohBender27: lrrLUL
NimrodXIV: lol
JKBalch: Scam
MacbethSeemsSus: Beware the weeeeeefeeeees
Friskycharizard: ah ye olde cordyceps lol
GamerCat88: ahh capitalism
IanAllenBird: I don't think the radio ad had fine printe
Kramburger: Do we have to clean the corpes?
NimrodXIV: those will disappear
Orxolon: Ben,what part of last night's person passed the vibe to you?
vinewood_og: Furloughed
Friskycharizard: the corpse will disappear by tomorrow
BusTed: oh, they are
loufghyslaufey: But if Ben keep killing people, won't all those spirits just add up to his ledger?
Sarah_Serinde: !heychat
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UtilityPunk: I don't think I've seen games that capture the feeling of paranoia so well alasDuck
bethy_kins24: the milkshakes did not bring them to the yard
MTigress: i wonder if Alex might be interested in this game
ghyllnox: The daughter seemed to have a nice set of pearly whites when she grinned at you
SirToastyT: The HOA is brutal about that sort of thing
e_bloc: ska
neisan2112: Oh they looked like skellys for a second
Kramburger: no
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: this guy
dumbo3k: nyope
IanAllenBird: uh
Thefluffiestguineapig: You mean THIS DUDE
Dog_of_Myth: Nope
saucemaster5000: seems legit
Omthebox: That uh... that pale guy?
terribleplan: vibe check failed
tehfewl: murder
brainbosh: "Pull out gun"
Solo_Support: he looks friendly
neisan2112: Oh its this man
Orxolon: AOT vibes
MacbethSeemsSus: Vincent Price voice: greetings
ProcyonFlynn: No shirt, no service.
bethy_kins24: done
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Put ona shirt my guy!
JKBalch: No indeed
r10pez10: safe
Nigouki: go to the window and wave the soldiers in
goombalax: this is just edgar from MIB
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hamraffle: Oh my no
GhostValv: amazonSpiderman2
Mr_Horrible: he's just here to party, c'moooooon
NimrodXIV: good instinct
Kramburger: It's the guy from the meme
loufghyslaufey: Yep. Definitely not in basis with... Quarantine/Lockdown... years?
terribleplan: Nat 1
GamerCat88: way off
IanAllenBird: kmjnikomj
Sarah_Serinde: the vibes are so off they're in another city
raulghoulia: coward
prince_infidel: Is he naked?
Seth_Erickson: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ghyllnox: "HEY SOLDIER BOYS"
Orxolon: let's nope!
thesimbiote: Sir, your breasts are out
LaconicLad: Stephen King?
Darleysam: that's just Bill Hader
SnackPak_: perfect
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL
itira: ahhh
Friskycharizard: I’ve been very nauughtttyy
gundamschwing: Its just Adam trying to join stream
Omthebox: uhhhhhhhhhhh
itira: o.o
GamerCat88: you come here often
loufghyslaufey: Why do they look like barren skeletons already? (The soldiers)
vinewood_og: TEEEF
NimrodXIV: I think everyone I've seen play this has given him a similar voice :D
Kramburger: No nipples?
Chaotically_Random: looking forward to your stream for ZA I can’t wait!!!
Kramburger: HISSSSS
SirToastyT: What a gentleman
IanAllenBird: ok so that guy maybe wasn't chill
Orxolon: sh*t
bethy_kins24: think so
bethy_kins24: wowwe
Kramburger: NOPE
Mr_Horrible: nah, he seemed normal
Solo_Support: okayyy
SnackPak_: sup
glitched_goddess: ABS
itira: check out that crop top
RollChan: OMG I really want to play this game
bethy_kins24: yeah
korvys: Ok, so you need to let some people in to prevent that guy getting you I guess?
loufghyslaufey: Dwight "Nightmare Fuel" Howard here?
Kramburger: Those eyes are not okay
Sarah_Serinde: @NimrodXIV I've only watched one other person stream this but yes, same voice, very fitting :D
thesimbiote: Slayyy
Sogheim: we can't. men in crop tops were hunted to extinction in 80's horror films
bethy_kins24: @korvys yes
Seth_Erickson: what is that in his hand is it like a pipe
vinewood_og: @loufghyslaufey LUL
terribleplan: Are they holding a pipe?
brainbosh: <message deleted>So you have to keep another human in there to keep that one from coming in, but letting in a visitor by mistake can kill off the humans
ghyllnox: So you get "tested" by Visitors every few days to see if you have people
r10pez10: it'll be okay
Orxolon: optimism is lying
Dog_of_Myth: Big Mood
Juliamon: that felt like a spoiler
bethy_kins24: it's the top
SnackPak_: those hips dont lie
MacbethSeemsSus: How do you feel about bodies in the sitting room?
JKBalch: Yeah he might be great
Seth_Erickson: it was Juliamon
johnnylongtorso: were you sent here by the devil?
Nigouki: it's fine, we have a gun
saucemaster5000: so?
Kramburger: That face is a mask
Mr_Horrible: good heavens, THEFT?
NotCainNorAbel: times are tough
JKBalch: No belly button
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, no sheets!
goombalax: and they're not shorts, they're just really short pants
raulghoulia: you could say that about anyone
Seth_Erickson: what if it's a crop top he stole from a big box retailer though?
e_bloc: what if the shirt stole someone's torso
saucemaster5000: we have someone in the house who stole teeth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Motherfucker
Thefluffiestguineapig: That phrase is ominous
glitched_goddess: “There’s no body in the sitting room. I mean nobody.”
Kramburger: NO
Mr_Horrible: tic-tac head!
loufghyslaufey: Where even is this out here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RollChan: the game looks so different now but still so similar
Hauwulf: he looks like a mii
vinewood_og: "If I die, tell my wife I said... hello."
r10pez10: droopy dog was your college professor?
Kramburger: Dude's a lieral pillhead
Omthebox: Those bags under his eyes underwent training
itira: Geoff
loufghyslaufey: In thou year & dubbed lord...?
goombalax: this guy just came off a 14 hour shift at the Keg
TehAmelie: i'm gonna bet on Peter
Friskycharizard: @Omthebox lol so accurate
GasCityGaming: 69
raulghoulia: he's a wizard
e_bloc: !card divination
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terribleplan: Saitama?
PharaohBender27: They're claiming they know us? Do we know them?
Proudboar: Fuuuu- I forgot to refresh the stream page and missed the first hour
LaconicLad: Chris Elliot
vinewood_og: A lot of layers for a heatwave....
PharaohBender27: @Proudboar OOOOFF
loufghyslaufey: Oh, was he on the phone wjth you earlier?
ghyllnox: At least he's answering your questions directly
Juliamon: Proudboar Welcome anyway! If you are familiar with the game, we're on !heychat rules, no spoilers
Seth_Erickson: Cat 👀
JKBalch: Not another proselytizer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
Kramburger: You know what, that guy was okay
IanAllenBird: he's having a normal time in there I think
Dog_of_Myth: Oh my
SquareDotCube: call the neighbor to see what's going on?
YawnLance: Sounds like someone's having a time in there
itira: >.>
terribleplan: But what about your fingernails?
e_bloc: love that for us
Ferisar: one of those days
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um, you ok?
Proudboar: Not familiar with it at all, so no need there, but good to know!
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: I have not had a stream up loud enough to hear that before :D
JKBalch: He's going through withdrawal
loufghyslaufey: Chat, chat? Were dealing wirh one of the Adventure Guide books here; straight outta Dice Friends... (feat. Adam too)
betweenmyself: sometimes ya gotta sing to your poops pennyWhat
loufghyslaufey: & Beej
NotCainNorAbel: I;ve seen that movie
e_bloc: yeah that's just polyamory
Sarah_Serinde: there was Tall Man and the person you shot who were briefly in the same room
Sarah_Serinde: hi Windows
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Windows
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO, WEED GUY
Sarah_Serinde: oh you mean have multiple people in a room and have everyone live, yeah fair, different question :D
Seth_Erickson: what's this cover band of?
r10pez10: chat i think the FEMA signs might be bs
loufghyslaufey: Meanwhile back in C^FUT...
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
vinewood_og: Went to high school with all three of them
TheWriterAleph: rick sanchez
itira: LOL
Rhynerd: it doesn’t smell like anyone died tonight, so we should be fine?
goombalax: check the stoner's eyes and the gravediggers nails and then blow them away for adhering to stereotypes
ghyllnox: LUL
korvys: Right hand guy is Big Bill
Proudboar: The first looks the most normal but also the creepiest
IanAllenBird: that first guy has a crypto pitch to sell you
r10pez10: that's neil cicierga
NimrodXIV: and yet you are fruends with Serge
Proudboar: The other two would be chill if not for the eyes
Mr_Horrible: we love bober cerny
NimrodXIV: *friends
raulghoulia: the guy on the left is literally stand up comedian Steve Hofstetter
Mr_Horrible: dazeDrink
vinewood_og: @korvys and you can't teah that!
e_bloc: @korvys can't teach that
Geldaran: Somewhere, Serge just raised an eyebrow and knows not why.
Kramburger: "We know a place..."
Nigouki: BOBR!
DiscordianTokkan: Bober Cristal
Himyul: does this count as an ad break?
r10pez10: !clip
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e_bloc: @vinewood_og same brain cell
UtilityPunk: Kreygasm
NotCainNorAbel: can't run his own ad breaks but will for the game
ashesandmochi: bober!! bober kurwa!!
loufghyslaufey: But that's Serge, Ben!
TheWriterAleph: "it's... two brothers..."
loufghyslaufey: Ben would keep Serge outta his house?
PhuzNutz: @Proudboar Like Ted Kaczynski?
vinewood_og: @e_bloc My bad, I forgot it was your turn this week!
korvys: This ad sounds familiar - wasn't this something in like... Alan Wake?
e_bloc: I heard "boba beer" and I almost threw up
MacbethSeemsSus: The gig economy continues even in the apocalypse
prince_infidel: That's a good ad actually
Omthebox: At the same time?
JKBalch: Please don't be the jerk who orders food delivery during the apocalypse
glitched_goddess: oh good it’s coast to coast am
loufghyslaufey: It definitely is C_FUT!
e_bloc: just tip really well
Kramburger: Learn to make you own
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
gualdhar: yes give them lots of glorified toilet paper
glitched_goddess: just leave a 6% tip instead of 5%!
fcloud: Would you like to tip extra? Your courier is [BRAVING THE APOCALYPSE].
e_bloc: yeah
r10pez10: lmao
saucemaster5000: I thought we were anti job
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
MacbethSeemsSus: Burritos are a sacred art
SquareDotCube: don't forget to call btw
MTigress: gotta support the local economy in the apocalypse
raulghoulia: plus someone had to deliver to the restaurant
Kramburger: The gig economy is a trap
DiscordianTokkan: dat's TWO JOBS, mon
Aceviru: This is why Ben's the man
Seth_Erickson: not to mention the 1,000 dollars the ceo is loosing out on Kappa
loufghyslaufey: Odd of QWERPline, but okay
Rhynerd: one gig doesn’t actually pay, knowing some doordash drivers.
bethy_kins24: hands
Kramburger: Eyes
e_bloc: teeth
ghyllnox: They're both still alive that's a good sign
DiscordianTokkan: Teeth teeth teeth
JKBalch: Look at those baby blues
Kipstar: yes, dying is a bad sign
Omthebox: No way this guy has clear eyes.
Lockraemono: same
raulghoulia: famous last words
Rhynerd: bit grody.
SnackPak_: our precious stoner friend
e_bloc: its like someone animated a broccoli
Sarah_Serinde: it's fine, it's not like people die much in this game
Omthebox: Good compers
Kramburger: Eyes would be a false flag
bethy_kins24: bless
TheWriterAleph: aggressively likeable
JKBalch: Am i missing something with the perfect teeth? They all look too white and even to me
Sarah_Serinde: lol
Seth_Erickson: damn true brother
vinewood_og: Uhhhhh that ain't FEMA
e_bloc: oh yeah, the government. they help people
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like foreshadowing
Omthebox: Oh no, they said the thing
Kramburger: OH NO
Omthebox: Two flags!? OH NO
Kramburger: WELP
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is double foreshadowing
spurius: if something happens to him it was the daughter
SnackPak_: its not a decision to rush into
Orxolon: sure
JKBalch: Creepy child?
vinewood_og: Like how well do we know this neighbor?
Proudboar: Look, there's being neighborly, and there's being practical
TStodden: Well... it's another body, if that helps...
Orxolon: protect the future XD
Kramburger: His flag means death
Sarah_Serinde: no?
r10pez10: no
PhuzNutz: He'll be dead, what's the difference?
Seth_Erickson: they're going over death flags
samwiser_: She will drink all your beer!
loufghyslaufey: Wonder if its different... every time?
MacbethSeemsSus: It's just a lot of foreshadowing
e_bloc: when two flags go to war
The_Color_Twelve: the death flags that guy is dropping
NimrodXIV: chat thinks neighbor is doomed
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are just talking about foreshadowing
Sarah_Serinde: Ben can I give you a suggestion so you don't miss out on something useful?
Lockraemono: sending lee to you when the apocalypse hits
MacbethSeemsSus: Check self?
Omthebox: I hope he doesn't croak it
Mr_Horrible: nothing bad has ever happened to an Uncle named Ben
HadesLeprechaun: Not like he'll be around to be mad if you go back on that promise
PhuzNutz: Serving rice?
spurius: test your eyes
vinewood_og: Bu will you make rice?
Omthebox: He seems nice
niccus: good things happen to uncles ben
hamraffle: Time to check our eyes?
dumbo3k: if it turns out the kid is a visitor, you can always "take care" of them with your gun
Kramburger: Surprised he didn't tell you he's a day away from retirement
Mathwyn: Nothing bad ever happens to Uncle Ben
GhostValv: and everyone knows Uncle Ben's turn out okaiy :)
saucemaster5000: yeah everything worked out great for uncle ben
Sarah_Serinde: Try the new number
goombalax: with great red eyes comes great teeth
korvys: Check yourself more?
loufghyslaufey: Just speculating, i don't actually need an answer "answered."
e_bloc: smooch them
HorusFive: Ah yes- Uncle Ben. The uncle who totally lives and takes care of their nephew
korvys: You had pretty good looking teeth....
r10pez10: sarah do you want a burrito
MTigress: gotta order more beer?
GamerCat88: are the dead bodies still in the room...
Sarah_Serinde: @r10pez10 gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Do you want any answers to these
goombalax: get da booch
Aceviru: Lol
Omthebox: Get me some nachos
Sarah_Serinde: :D
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby burrito
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Kramburger: in the club straight up enerjeka-ing it
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4470: "Nobody ever wakes up in the morning and is like 'Man, I really want to watch a game that's for babies.'" —Adam [2017-11-07]
Mr_Horrible: "I'm gonna need the 3 funny numbers on the back of the card"
saucemaster5000: hey can I get one too?
kingandcommoner: Energeeco? Maybe it let's you joint the tutle club...
MrQBear: @Kramburger in public? Wow.
tycoonbosh: Oooh, I want mole now.
MacbethSeemsSus: You're covering the delivery fee right Ben?
Orxolon: us that an eye chat?
NotCainNorAbel: the secret number at the end is your credit card number
saucemaster5000: oh no
Omthebox: Okay
GhostValv: D: monster
Lockraemono: ??
IanAllenBird: wow.....
itbedefii: oh no!
drrek0: Unsubscribed
itira: tqsCry
MTigress: gasp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
TheWriterAleph: :O
Omega_Lairon: Brave
korvys: WHAT
circusofkirkus: cancel this man
NimrodXIV: gasp
Orxolon: oh noooooooooooooooooo
GasCityGaming: :O
pimiento: fair enough
Solo_Support: D:
Sogheim: OMG
drdngr: D:
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW
MacbethSeemsSus: unsubscribed
DragaFireHawk: 😱
Aceviru: You're fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: I like tacos better
e_bloc: no one's perfect
NotCainNorAbel: well it was nice knowing you
MTigress: Ben how could you
Omthebox: Wraps are mid anyway
Pheonix888: Visitor!
Geldaran: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: we're revoking your White PNWer card
r10pez10: valid
itbedefii: D:
DiscordianTokkan: Fair, Shawarma IS better
JKBalch: He's a Visitor
goombalax: I'm so sad for you
saucemaster5000: VISITOR!
PaulishB: Vibes off, not letting in
Scy_Anide: Canceled
RelwinEJ: Burritos are worse tacos.
Mathwyn: Ben is clearly a Visitor
Aceviru: Me either
TheWriterAleph: burrito is just sandwich!!
Omthebox: Its a worse sandwich
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Wow....my world is in ruin!!
NorthstarTex: but why!
niccus: you're not getting let in
chianeko: How do I unsub?
GasCityGaming: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Tangsm: *checks for the unsub button*
shendaras: We're learning so much about each other.
Orxolon: and tacos?
dumbo3k: Visitor! you are a visitor! Visitors don't like burritos!
ghyllnox: I was there when Ben got cancelled
Scarbble: you like what you like. eat the things you want <3
NimrodXIV: visitor get the gun
knightWarrior82: Ben’s a visitor confirmed !
Riandisa: That's fine. I'm not a burrito person either
PhuzNutz: Pull out the gun
HadesLeprechaun: sometimes people are just wrong
Omega_Lairon: I prefer soft tacos too
vinewood_og: Avocados are overrated. There I said it!
Orestes290: That's two jobs!
Proudboar: I like wraps but not traditional burritos
math_nerdette: The layers of lies here hurt so very much. I thought we had something.
glitched_goddess: …what about gyros tho?
korvys: Mexican generally, or just in burrito form?
Mr_Horrible: sinuuLeaves
e_bloc: it's cool, more for me
Ferisar: no
Ferisar: wtf
L0rdX33n: it’s ok to not like things
Gekyouryuu: how can you hate tiny burros?!
SquareDotCube: so you're a quesadilla man?
raulghoulia: apology tour when?
Solo_Support: NO
gualdhar: bye LRR, it was fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
drdngr: no
circusofkirkus: bring out the ukulele for the apology
Mr_Horrible: no, tell me sweet lies
Scarbble: yes
math_nerdette: No, we would prefer you if you liked good food.
Mathwyn: Never
DragaFireHawk: My day is ruined and my dissapointment is imesurable!
colorful_metaphor: so brave
Dog_of_Myth: Check his hands chat
pimiento: not that honesty
saucemaster5000: check his teeth!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm indifferent to burritos. There's a place I used to go to when I was working in the office that made good ones, but generally, I'm fine with or without them
samwiser_: *unsubscribe*
ContingentCat: No
GasCityGaming: I'd prefer you eating buritos! :P
Ferisar: WHAT THE HELL
LeonisCo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LeonisCo! (Today's storm count: 52)
GhostValv: honestly I'd turn you away at the door. Visitor vibes.
ProcyonFlynn: As long as you like Pizza, we don't have to worry.
Ferisar: get in the burrito bowl
itbedefii: HE IS A VISITOR
Orxolon: of course,that makes you a visitor
HorusFive: Why start now?
Robot_Bones: This man is a visitor
e_bloc: no honest is what I get at my job when they're like fuck you you don't get a raise
Sogheim: five minutes ago you were still an honest person, just one I could trust
nitrosarcastro: how do you feel about tortilas?
Ferisar: i'm mixing you rn
Mr_Horrible: get the grey hoodie and the dog
Faulpyr: Burritos suck, though. I agree
JKBalch: What do you prefer?
goombalax: lie to me, Ulmer
Geldaran: I mean.... sure, but you'll still be judged.
vinewood_og: What a terrible year to have ears.
BrowneePointz: It's okay. You live in Canada. How good could the burritos be
Omthebox: If anything Ferisar saying no is actually a reason to trust you Ben
Tangsm: If I offered you a burrito, sure. Out of the blue, this hurts
Jennie_Fuchsia: cpicsLight
Proudboar: I dislike beans, which is usually what makes a burrito a burrito
5 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Throgani: More burritos for me
Sarah_Serinde: Hey raiders
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
Dog_of_Myth: Good time for a raid
tycoonbosh: Burritos are more like hot sauce/salsa delivery vehicles when it comes down to it.
samwiser_: No, I would prefer you to eat burritos.
loufghyslaufey: Es un burrito de al pastor... its fine. No need to burrito-shame yourself, Ben. <(=w=)>
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam next week: Where's chat Ben?
Sarah_Serinde: If you know this game, no spoilers or backseating please
itbedefii: @Throgani oooo good point
loufghyslaufey: Ben did technially lie though...
ContingentCat: Who knew Ben would be the first member of lrr to be cancelled
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
Seth_Erickson: Both are perfectly acceptable
Tangsm: That's fine. Some people like it crunchy
Dog_of_Myth: Agree
e_bloc: yeah I can see that
saucemaster5000: that is fine to me
LaconicLad: that's fine.
terribleplan: Double vibes off
SnackPak_: no one's perfect
gualdhar: nah that's fine
YawnLance: Dang Ben doesn't like flaccid tacos
Mr_Horrible: I do love a crunch
vinewood_og: Fair
Seth_Erickson: I just don't like the mess I get with hard shells
MacbethSeemsSus: Both work
pimiento: you like the alcoholic tacos, eh?
Sogheim: I like the hard taco cronch
GhostValv: honestly that's fine
BrowneePointz: Suburban Canadian coded
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Omthebox: Big Bi energy alright.
e_bloc: can't blame you
Scarbble: all tacos are beautiful but yeah, gimme da cronch
KeytarCat: cromchy boi
HadesLeprechaun: it's fine, it's just not a taco
DragaFireHawk: All is forgiven
vinewood_og: Soft tacos are just failed burittos.
MrSarkhan: corn tortilla over hard shell and hard shell over flour.
MTigress: did that thing on the wall say conjunctivitis awareness day?
tehfewl: da cronch
Aceviru: You can enjoy your tortillas any way you want
NoxStryx: But a burrito is just a very tight taco
Rhynerd: fair dinkum.
Omega_Lairon: Heard shell's good too. I just like 'em soft
Proudboar: I like hard taco but only as part of a taco salad bowl
UtilityPunk: Honestly, I'm cool with them as long as they don't collapse when you bite tbh
gundamschwing: Is that a trap door under the rug?
Friskycharizard: Queen/ king behavior
Aceviru: lrrSHINE
hamraffle: I prefer crispy tacos, double deckers especially.
Seth_Erickson: taco salad is goated
korvys: Totally normal thing to say
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrSarkhan Corn tortillas are always superior
Mr_Horrible: like, I'll lambast it, but I still love White Person Taco Night
Lockraemono: I don't understand
YawnLance: Any other secrets you need to tell us?
e_bloc: love you
MrQBear: Now Ben, how do you feel about cheese?
saucemaster5000: I'm not letting you in
BrowneePointz: White People Taco Niiiiiight browne2Pride
Greyah: As someone who likes almost all food my hot take is that people can like/dislike whatever the heck they want.
loufghyslaufey: I need to charge- oh, i hate hard shells.
Dog_of_Myth: Trust +2
ProcyonFlynn: Ya' know, after the Subway thing, I should have expected the burrito thing.
GasCityGaming: Ben... I'm gonna need some time....
SnackPak_: can we see your teeth? lrrBEEJ
MTigress: if you had a good burrito you wouldn't feel as light
MAPBoardgames: Our para-social relationship deepens
Kramburger: I feel like you need to avoid checking stoner's eyes for deniability
Seth_Erickson: what tarot card is our arcana based on Ben
Sarah_Serinde: @Mr_Horrible Yeahhh that was a staple growing up
saucemaster5000: are they behind a waterfall
ContingentCat: Ooooo
Orxolon: can we summoon you?!
HorusFive: Passwords to the Moonbase?
Dog_of_Myth: Nooooo
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
SnackPak_: o7
HadesLeprechaun: if you prefer hard shell tacos, you don't actually want a taco, you want loaded nachos
IanAllenBird: nooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey For me I still do soft shells but it needs to be corn tortillas
samwiser_: How do you feel about churros?
Aceviru: o7
Kramburger: Called it
Mr_Horrible: "escalation"
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
Cannonfodder79: Benjamin Ulmer Wheeler the third doesn't like burritos??
itbedefii: o7
DiscordianTokkan: orz
MTigress: lol
ghyllnox: OH
MrSarkhan: o7
loufghyslaufey: Why gard shells gotta crack under pressure, man?
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 RIP
GasCityGaming: IT was cause you don't like buritos
Scarbble: o7
Kramburger: o7
vinewood_og: o7
Greyah: So about those flags...
NimrodXIV: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
niccus: you did say you like em crispy
Faulpyr: The flags!
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure they're fine
Tangsm: Just need to find the universally loved gift, and get you like 30 of those
NotCainNorAbel: fire safety!
DragaFireHawk: kates7
Seth_Erickson: o7
JKBalch: o7
UtilityPunk: alasRip
korvys: Who did we talk to then?
Mr_Horrible: kanagoSalute
MTigress: he found out about the burritos, clearlyu
Rhynerd: the Pale Man strikes fast.
Sogheim: FEMA threw a party
MAPBoardgames: What did you do, Ben?
itira: tqsFine
Mr_Horrible: clearly not THAT chill
loufghyslaufey: *hard shells
HorusFive: Very sad.... Anyway
NoxStryx: @Thefluffiestguineapig Flour tortilla are colonizer food. Booo!
Geldaran: seem you snub burittos and this happens.
ContingentCat: o7
e_bloc: I see a white house and I want to char it black
BrowneePointz: Look I make fun of White People Taco Night, but I'm also from the place that invented Walking Tacos soooooo
BrowneePointz: and Walking Tacos slap soooooo
JKBalch: Daughter played with matches
vinewood_og: Left the frozen pizza in the oven again?
ContingentCat: Not chill wow
Robot_Bones: Just talked to him an now he's gone huh? Hmm...
saucemaster5000: "good my daughter is his problem now hehehehe"
Orxolon: now daughter appears and is a visitor,calling it
Seth_Erickson: Maybe he found out his daughter doesn't like burritos and was like I better head out so she can live with another of her kind
Mr_Horrible: yeah sounds about right
BrowneePointz: Ben do they make Walking Tacos up there in Canada?
loufghyslaufey: Keep everyone from thag house out.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
loufghyslaufey: *that house
betweenmyself: If someone asks you to take care of their kid of “something happens”, nine times out of ten they gonna fake their own death and move to the Bahamas riffThink
Tangsm: NIce try, neighbor. Still not going outside.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate this dude already
korvys: Here's your delivery!
e_bloc: acab'
korvys: It's you doordasher
DiscordianTokkan: "your delivery is here"
NoxStryx: @BrowneePointz Why are they called walking tacos when they are harder to eat while walking than regular tacos
loufghyslaufey: Cancelling Doordash...
Kramburger: O_o
e_bloc: ooh will o wisp
Lockraemono: looks stinky
raulghoulia: you slept through the whole thing
Proudboar: Creepy man needs to pull up in a taco truck to even get you to consider going out.
Kramburger: Man wants food delivery in this enviroment
korvys: Rookie mistake
JKBalch: Yeah I want that kind of sleep
Orxolon: let me see,house on fire,ppl dead,pale man with a beheaded person.....cool cool calm as a clam
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger I mean if it's not a burrito can it even be called food?
loufghyslaufey: Shit. What now?
SnackPak_: pass
Thefluffiestguineapig: BROTHER
calculated_uncertainties: For a second I thought graham showed up, wow.
JKBalch: Fuck off FEMA
SirToastyT: the ol yoink and twist
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
NimrodXIV: bye gravedigger
Seth_Erickson: how rude
IanAllenBird: oof
Rhynerd: bye gravekeeper
Mr_Horrible: that guy just like sofieGasp
Kramburger: RUDE
Sarah_Serinde: well that works out
SnackPak_: your hands were tied
Orxolon: nooooooo dampe
Nigouki: bye bye tooth thief
raulghoulia: dude terrifying
loufghyslaufey: At random?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Take the dude with other people's teeeth in his head
vinewood_og: buzz killington, your ride is here!
Mr_Horrible: "Gravedigging's honest woooooorrrrrrrrrrk..."
loufghyslaufey: Illusion of choice?
Mr_Horrible: the apocalypse hit everyone hard
ghyllnox: What if the FEMA person was a visitor?
e_bloc: feel good
Proudboar: Looks like Seth McFarlane trying out a Carrot Top Doo
vinewood_og: Big coat for a heatwave....
Solo_Support: :(
GhostValv: aww
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if the pale man is going to start leaving us messages
Kramburger: YOU PROMISED
Omthebox: Shiiiiet
Sarah_Serinde: yeahhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox You and I had the same thought
korvys: vibes: bad
saucemaster5000: she's ruining the vibes
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrFishin
Orxolon: ozzzyyy is alive!
Greyah: That mans walked right past a bloody pile of soldier corpses just to deliver you some energy drinks.
Nigouki: F for neightbor
JKBalch: It's the daughter. You promised
Mr_Horrible: "Guess which one of us probably still has a dad, kid"
TehAmelie: let the right one in, they said
hamraffle: Oh goooooood
Thefluffiestguineapig: Press x to doubt
johnnylongtorso: it's the girl what came out the TV set
Rhynerd: @vinewood_og night does tend to lead to major temp differences
Vonbane: you can always "take care" of her like you promised
loufghyslaufey: Oh, i was gonna say Hames (AU) Turner (James)
NorthstarTex: this is his daughter
knightWarrior82: golem face
HorusFive: You do have a spot now that gravekeeper isn't taking up space
Cptasparagus: who took Anthony Kiedis's moustache
Sarah_Serinde: our daughter now
MAPBoardgames: CurseLit
Orxolon: remember i called it
Mr_Horrible: "Beat it, short stuff"
MungoDude: you promised
Greyah: You promised.
e_bloc: the roof is on fire
saucemaster5000: I'm listening
ghyllnox: Well, she answered your question directly
Omthebox: Adam would tell her to leave
Seth_Erickson: what are your promises worth
Mathwyn: You promised Ben.
Nigouki: it's fine Ben, we have a gun
spurius: is she?
Astrovore: YOU PROMISED
Diabore: are you sure its his daughter?
JKBalch: Did she walk right past the Pale Man
circusofkirkus: wow ableist much
NimrodXIV: she's literally crying
e_bloc: thats profiling
Omega_Lairon: Her dad died, dude : \
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SirToastyT: So do kids having a meltdown HypeLUL
MacbethSeemsSus: She brought rent right?
dumbo3k: She's a little kid who just saw her dad die, and her house burn down
vinewood_og: @Rhynerd That's Visitor talk!
Kramburger: She's sobbing because she watched her dad die you MONSTER
Mr_Horrible: she's very short, he probably didn't see her
Seth_Erickson: well so would have any of the other knockers
HorusFive: His hands are full.
loufghyslaufey: kay
HorusFive: Of her dad's head
Astrovore: BEN YOU PROMISED
ProcyonFlynn: So did the Delivery and FEMA but we didn't grill them.
gualdhar: How dare she be sad you monster
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think she also stuttered earlier
Kramburger: Oh yes we can
ghyllnox: LUL
Mr_Horrible: you underestimate my power, Ben
MAPBoardgames: OK, little "girl", cash on the barrelhead and you can come in.
circusofkirkus: but we can be based on your burrito opinoins
raulghoulia: too late
MacbethSeemsSus: Amend that to any video game
Mathwyn: We absolutely can
Sarah_Serinde: for engaging with the game the way it's meant to be engaged with
HorusFive: Explain why not
saucemaster5000: I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry
LeonisCo: But can we on your take on burritos?
Ferisar: tell 'em to FUCK OFF
Kramburger: Try and stop us
Diabore: tsk tsk ben
Sogheim: this is like Papers, Please. it's hard.
Scarbble: we can only be disappointed in you for your dislike of burritos?
JKBalch: So we can't bully Ben
NotCainNorAbel: go with your inner Adam
e_bloc: burritos, ok. hard tacos, fine. letting kids die in the streets? what the fuck
SnackPak_: youre the new Adam, I guess
YawnLance: parnets
vinewood_og: Adam would just blast 'em
r10pez10: the person you see on stream is not the person ben is
circusofkirkus: yeah yeah
Sapphic_Shenanigans: PARNETS
Seth_Erickson: parnets
SirToastyT: word wrong ourpokClassic
Omthebox: Uh oh
GamerCat88: parnets
Proudboar: Look. She's not trapped in a jar.
Thefluffiestguineapig: parnets!!
Kramburger: Don't try to change the subject
Pheonix888: Hmmm, Adam is a bad influence
Dog_of_Myth: parnets
dolphgrim: If Adam were here, he would have none of this judgement
Omthebox: Everything you said is now invalid
Mr_Horrible: love some carmelized opinoins on my sandwich
saucemaster5000: he caved to peer pressure
Seth_Erickson: Cat :O
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
MrQBear: Hhahahaha
IanAllenBird: oh no
Diabore: bad vibes
Sarah_Serinde: Cat!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Kitty!
MrSarkhan: but cat!
pimiento: she seems nice
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Is this backseating, sorry.
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby kitty
DiscordianTokkan: kitty
Aceviru: I don't trust burrito lovers anyway
NotCainNorAbel: cat yes, person no
Diabore: she eating that cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: MY CAT
MacbethSeemsSus: That's just a cat lady
Nigouki: KITTY!
Scarbble: thanks i hate it
saucemaster5000: kitty!
hesterbyrde: KITTY
dumbo3k: Meow!
Mr_Horrible: when it rains it pours, bud
Dog_of_Myth: no
itbedefii: LUL
YawnLance: Can we take just the cat?
raulghoulia: hey its that cat
terribleplan: teef
Orxolon: that neck
Solo_Support: Good vibes + cat :)
Mathwyn: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: It's really not
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
WiJohn: Nope nope nope
ghyllnox: TEETH
knightWarrior82: let the cat in only
Andymonium: But
vinewood_og: BAIT
Kramburger: The dude with the book said something about a cat
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Me, showing off my cat.
Lockraemono: cat > vibes
JKBalch: The teeth are too good
Andymonium: But cat
HorusFive: Cat-Snack
ghyllnox: SO wretched
empyreon: KITTY
MTigress: lol
TStodden: Kitty!
Diabore: BEN SHE WILL EAT THE CAT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
anyavamps: only let the cat in
SirToastyT: Is there a "leave the cat, walk away" option
cobthegreat: The cat can 🫴 me but not them
SnackPak_: cat passes, they dont
TehAmelie: all these character designs are so extra
thatguysteve2709: Leave the cat get away
Omega_Lairon: Can we just take the cat only?
gualdhar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
loufghyslaufey: Is there room though?
MungoDude: I think maybe the cat has a person
TehAmelie: something. extra something.
hamraffle: Remember to look in the cats eyes
ContingentCat: The cat distribution system is weird sometimes
loufghyslaufey: Cat lady, huh.
Faulpyr: You can't say no
Orxolon: maybe that's a Flerken
Mr_Horrible: you gonna turn Potato away?
Kramburger: Perfect teeth
loufghyslaufey: Just leave the cat!
Rhynerd: this is the person the diviner told us about!
Kramburger: look at the teeth
Lithobraker: The cat can stay, not her
Dog_of_Myth: Sports
loufghyslaufey: And we'll tgink it over for a day...
Solo_Support: she be bellin
Ferisar: ball's in your arena
hesterbyrde: KITTY
itbedefii: CAT
drdngr: she's on the colorado avalanche??
tehfewl: ball is life
ghyllnox: Ball arena
vinewood_og: Fuck it, we ball-arena.
Seth_Erickson: Let her in and blast her while keeping the cat perhaps
Scarbble: ball arena is life
Thefluffiestguineapig: Give me the cat, then we will talk
BusTed: kitty...
gualdhar: That kitty is dead
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Diabore: she seriously deflected us saying youre not human
adept_nekomancer: "The cat may enter, you should leave"
Greyah: That's probably not even a real cat.
Solo_Support: you need cat
ghyllnox: LUL
Sapphic_Shenanigans: But kitty!
ratstronomer: Kittyyyyy
hesterbyrde: SAVE THE CAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
IanAllenBird: kitty.....
Seth_Erickson: Surely you can
Pteraspidomorphi: The kitty is a visitor too
Sogheim: maybe she'll take out the kid?
spurius: that cat is terrified
SnackPak_: the hard sell
Sarah_Serinde: benginPurr
itbedefii: Shoot her and keep the cat XD
vinewood_og: BAIT BAIT BAIT
korvys: She makes a good point...
Dog_of_Myth: Cat is a visitor
Orxolon: Flerken
Scarbble: the cat's already screwed
Kramburger: They said wait for the cat to make eye contact
Seth_Erickson: I'm on board already
HorusFive: Cat stays. You go
Rhynerd: you can always shoot her tomorrow.
Diabore: bens gonna get a kid killed
Nigouki: shotgun at chest level, just crack the door open for cat
terribleplan: But what if she eats the kid?
NimrodXIV: I suggest not judging based on character art
saucemaster5000: okie
Seth_Erickson: ship it
JKBalch: Wow the visitor is learning
raulghoulia: bye stoney
Mr_Horrible: that's usin' the ol' noggin'
gualdhar: DONT SAC THE KID
anyavamps: I have walked in and have so many questions now.
Serivus: what if she eats the Stoner?
Scy_Anide: I hear there's a (bad) book about that.
TStodden: Not objecting...
NotCainNorAbel: cat > high dude
Solo_Support: the perfect crime
glitched_goddess: but what if she kills the kid
Camail: thats some moral calculus
Pheonix888: Yah, shoot them in front of the kid....
HorusFive: Flawless plan
hesterbyrde: Fuck the kid. KITTY
ProcyonFlynn: The bald-man said something about a cat.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Save cat
LaconicLad: Check the cat's teeth!
saucemaster5000: the kid? sounds like this'll solve two problems
Solo_Support: uh oh
vinewood_og: Haven't tested the kid....
Sarah_Serinde: legit did not know that
Lockraemono: kitty!
math_nerdette: if she killed the stoner... would you forgive yourself?
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think kitty will be okay
YawnLance: hmmm
Orxolon: but that means going out
Seth_Erickson: but think about how happy the kid would be if you kept a cat they could play with
hesterbyrde: Look! A replacement child! Should have saved the cat
NoxStryx: You think it is going to be OKAY under house?
IanAllenBird: : (
YawnLance: HUH???
Solo_Support: oh
itbedefii: ;^;
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit
Kramburger: No
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde I'm curious how they mean that, given... y'know...
Kramburger: no no
dumbo3k: what
ghyllnox: Not a straight answer huh
Seth_Erickson: that's a strange way to say it as well
anyavamps: uhh
Ferisar: i had 5 btw
NimrodXIV: vibe check
math_nerdette: sounds like bad parenting.
MrQBear: The face on the kid is...
Sarah_Serinde: @Mr_Horrible True, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Serivus: I ate 4 of them, I'm hungry
e_bloc: I was an only child. . . eventually
Seth_Erickson: she had five kids but nothing about them being her kids
DiscordianTokkan: "I love kids, but I couldn't eat ALL of them"
bethy_kins24: uh
Greyah: "Welp guess four of my kids got merced I guess lol"
doubledbear: Are they hers?
saucemaster5000: oh yeah name 5 kids
HorusFive: I had 5. I kept them in this bag
Mr_Horrible: "So you're at a 20% success rate? I only let winners inside, sorry."
HadesLeprechaun: "Hi, I'm a s**t mom, let me in"
Orxolon: not so strange,to share your desperation
JKBalch: They just kinda got lost on the way
dolphgrim: THAT'S QUICK MATHS
Aceviru: 4 were used for burritos
betweenmyself: The other four WOULDN’T STOP FIDGETING…
Mr_Horrible: "What if the baby just had bad vibes?"
Kramburger: goddammit
Orxolon: little daughter new friend
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe her husband started spouting off about the sun cult
Mathwyn: Everybody come on it!
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NotCainNorAbel: a kid with a parent you feel bad for??????
gualdhar: vibes not good
e_bloc: you find kid under house
thatguysteve2709: It's 2 people this game is rough
r10pez10: our house, in the middle of the apocalypse
JKBalch: Nope
pimiento: so many new friends
ghyllnox: That kid looks kinda jank but there's nothing putting up bad vibes otherwise
nukarockit: a house full f
Seth_Erickson: she did at least seem pretty direct about her answers
johnnylongtorso: I hope they all give you a five-star rating on AirBNB
Rhynerd: two kids, a mom, a stoner, and a happy-go-lucky.
Diabore: how many dead bodies today?
Proudboar: Have we tried calling 420-6969? It feels like it needs to be tried. Surely, it'll work one of these days
loufghyslaufey: Im lo gshoo
Mathwyn: A look forward to a fresh corpse in the morning
Lockraemono: owned
Sarah_Serinde: Only good decisions here
Mr_Horrible: a "happy" house where only 2 people have died
MTigress: what happens if you try and call the neighbor's house that is on fire?
saucemaster5000: yaaay
IanAllenBird: well.
Rhynerd: what a band of allies.
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
YawnLance: lmao
Mr_Horrible: oop, 3 people
Rhynerd: ah eff.
vinewood_og: Burn
MacbethSeemsSus: Why would you say that?
shendaras: benginO7
NimrodXIV: you knew that was gonna happen
ghyllnox: Dammit
e_bloc: marphS
Faulpyr: Should've kept the cat
HadesLeprechaun: "We've learned today that Visitors tend to be children"
Sarah_Serinde: It's all good :D
Sarah_Serinde: Here for it
JKBalch: We must be deaf if we can't hear the murder happen
loufghyslaufey: Im longshotting the cat just cuz. It might not even be her cat, but still.
MacbethSeemsSus: There wasn't a quarantine in effect already?!?
Orxolon: remember i called it without never played this game,i swear i will only repeat the"i called" it when that girl reveals too be a visitor
ghyllnox: Visitors shave huh
tehfewl: armpits eh?
e_bloc: hell yeah we finally unlocked pits!
Diabore: "before i let you in, strip and let me see ya armpits"
brainbosh: And no one shaves here huh
e_bloc: now the game truly begins
JKBalch: That seems too weird to me real
HadesLeprechaun: Ben about to become a creep asking to see childrens armpits
Diabore: little girl
gualdhar: neighbor's kid
Sarah_Serinde: Staring into people's eyes, their mouths, their armpits...
spurius: the "daugther"
Seth_Erickson: you got jabronie killed for sure
saucemaster5000: little girl
MacbethSeemsSus: Little girl
terribleplan: One of the kids
calculated_uncertainties: Weird vibe.
JKBalch: Family
The_Voices: us, we are the visitor
loufghyslaufey: Looks like no one's getting in or near anywhere
e_bloc: parent
NotCainNorAbel: so this is the pre-Last of Us?
Greyah: Imagine you shaved your armpits like literally just before you hear that news.
SnackPak_: please no
Lockraemono: oh no
NorthstarTex: i'll rage quit
betweenmyself: Teeth, eyes and armpits are the areas I always check when someone asks to stay the night. pennyWhat
Lockraemono: phew
IanAllenBird: phew
drdngr: phew
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
SnackPak_: thank goodness
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
bethy_kins24: y a y!!
Solo_Support: phew
Rhynerd: stoner’s safe!
ratstronomer: Bro is alive
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank goodness!!!
Aceviru: Wooo
NorthstarTex: no rage quit
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
empyreon: lrrBartleby
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DaFhaye: The important one
atlr: the mom
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Solo_Support: NOOOOO
Lockraemono: D:
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
ghyllnox: The kid huh
Dog_of_Myth: 07
r10pez10: you can definitely see it on the face
IanAllenBird: looks shaved
Diabore: wat
NorthstarTex: fuuuuuu
nukarockit: thats just shaved
Lockraemono: huh??
kingandcommoner: looks like stubble
Solo_Support: some hair
e_bloc: always armpits
Diabore: check neighbors kid?
HadesLeprechaun: maybe Visitors aren't necessarily in the same room
Kramburger: Check little girl's teeth
nukarockit: <message deleted>no
NorthstarTex: just shaved
korvys: Maybe it was the daughter?
terribleplan: Do they only kill in the same room?
Nigouki: Game Developer's Barely Disguised Fetish
DiscordianTokkan: Teeth? Fingers?
itbedefii: <message deleted>no
MacbethSeemsSus: check little girl
SquareDotCube: I don't think it's her, it's the kid
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Rhynerd: shoot, we gotta check the neighbor’s kid, don’t we?
JKBalch: So maybe it's not always in the room.
Orxolon: my question exactly
NimrodXIV: is that a hey chat?
Sarah_Serinde: Chat, that was not a "hey chat"
Sarah_Serinde: Ben's speculating
loufghyslaufey: mattlrFine mattlrFine mattlrFine
PaulishB: EnerJeka in the fridge?
hamraffle: The coat lady said it was so hot and the lady with the kid said its stuffy
Diabore: HIPPY FRIEND NO
NorthstarTex: clean
Omthebox: Surprising considering all the crying
IanAllenBird: hm
e_bloc: o7
NoOne_OfConsequence: Will every visitor have all of the signs?
Diabore: one option left
Seth_Erickson: gotta check the chill guy's armpits I reckon
Omega_Lairon: Home brand Monster
e_bloc: its sixloco
Sarah_Serinde: (Also not a question for chat)
dolphgrim: Enerjerka **giggles**
Diabore: did you ever test him?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Ben tested him once I think, I forget what for
loufghyslaufey: And you can only check one thing at time?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Diabore Teeth earlier
e_bloc: luckily I can't spoil anything because I never paid that much attention
ghyllnox: @Sarah_Serinde Teeth
Lockraemono: toasted
vinewood_og: Porque no los dos?
DaFhaye: Tell him to go get his movies
Kramburger: Vibes are souring
loufghyslaufey: you're in a bathroom, so...
MacbethSeemsSus: Do they have one or all signs? (I don't know to be clear)
SnackPak_: interesting
saucemaster5000: uh huh
Sarah_Serinde: that's some white teeth
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, that answers it
Omega_Lairon: h e c k
ghyllnox: White teeth huh
Orxolon: it's shooting time?
betweenmyself: that’s why there’s multiple tests, yeah?
Diabore: do we have a double barrel?
Lockraemono: bam bam
Mr_Horrible: erosGun ?
r10pez10: ask them about their burrito opinions
vinewood_og: It's clobberin' time.
Sarah_Serinde: see that's a sus thing she's saying right now
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SquareDotCube: you can hear them out
SnackPak_: good question
Omthebox: Maybe check something else too? a three fer?
ghyllnox: Yeah she's talking about how bad her teeth are but they're great
Sarah_Serinde: she didn't care about her teeth but they're white? (this is not me saying she's definitely a visitor)
e_bloc: no clue
Omthebox: Wait yeah that's sus
Sarah_Serinde: it's just sus
NimrodXIV: hmmm
Kramburger: Look away chat
UtilityPunk: No clue, somebody needs to write a survival guide for Visitor invasions
nukarockit: GOTTEM
Diabore: where kid
MacbethSeemsSus: Mulddon voice: Shooooot her!
saucemaster5000: what the kid evaporated
korvys: Or like, if stoner dude had bad teeth when you checked, but then you learned about a new test, maybe *that's* the one he would fail?
Lockraemono: o_o
Mr_Horrible: kid did the kourragoVanish
Omthebox: Kid was smoke and mirrors
Orxolon: is with the cat
r10pez10: i want my mommy
brainbosh: so uhhhhhhhh was the kid real?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is unfortunate
JKBalch: Ok so maybe they don't know how to cover the signs
DaFhaye: Does that mean you were correct?
Omthebox: I honestly have no idea
HadesLeprechaun: she did say the kid basically wouldn't leave her side, so
nukarockit: i feel sorry for her
itbedefii: <message deleted>@DaFhaye yes, the body was not in bags
ancientspark: It's a kid in a horror game, they are definitely evil
NonchalantAvenger: wait -were we right or wrong? how can u tell?
Orxolon: jews¿?
ghyllnox: Can you order her some juice?
ghyllnox: Yee
korvys: Wanna try that drink now?
saucemaster5000: kid's traumatized.. can I get some juice?
spurius: calling it it was the fema people, the kid went visitor on them
DiscordianTokkan: There looked like a spooky ghost after the shot
Orxolon: aaa juice
Diabore: wild thought, can we call neighbor?
nukarockit: @NonchalantAvenger he was right, the little scary face animation confirms it
Mr_Horrible: real "mods I spill my juice help help help" moments
dumbo3k: Can we still call the neighbor?
Omthebox: Guess there's a cooldown
Proudboar: Is an energy thing?
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, Uber's on cooldown
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, the text is misleading there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you need energy?
Mr_Horrible: and now you need food AGAIN? Don't be greedy, Ben Kappa
spurius: maybe nede to drink it so you cant hoard stuff
Rhynerd: try again tomorrow?
e_bloc: should have tipped better
Kramburger: Thank god
saucemaster5000: if the daughter picked up....
Diabore: i wonder what happens if you just tell everyone to fuck off?
Gekyouryuu: have you tried calling 420-069?
spurius: @Diabore I think the pale man gets you
Kramburger: X: Doubt
MacbethSeemsSus: wait, does this mean you need to check them for other signs?
ghyllnox: "If you're all alone, call the Visitors so we can come getcha"
HadesLeprechaun: I think now might be a good time to decide what you're gonna do if neighbor suddenly shows up at the door again....
betweenmyself: can you look under the house for kitty? like ball-erina said?
e_bloc: its chat roulette with fewer genitals
UtilityPunk: 1980s omegle?
Kramburger: Can't go outside
Kramburger: Industry plant
glitched_goddess: “asl?”
e_bloc: mmmmm cold cuts
r10pez10: alberta
IanAllenBird: heat dome
Kramburger: u up?
Rhynerd: polar region?
Omega_Lairon: Arctic circle?
dolphgrim: Love cold cuts
Omthebox: Its that hot huh
e_bloc: if the earth tilts just right
GhostValv: aww
Omthebox: Two way street
Kramburger: Takes two to tango
Lockraemono: tell them ben!!!!!!!!!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is sad but cute
e_bloc: bruh all love is unrequited
Omega_Lairon: This person could be a dude too
brainbosh: That phone its mabye 1995
Kramburger: You could still call him
Orxolon: @Gekyouryuu what was this number from?
loufghyslaufey: What's new now, "Burry-Toes?"
e_bloc: must be nice to have a house
Orxolon: Ben,tell them you don't like burritos!
Gekyouryuu: @Orxolon memes. it's 420 69
Orxolon: xD
DudelidouX: Quick google says the average night temp in the Sahara at night is -4c
Omthebox: They couldn't handle it
Kramburger: No
e_bloc: thats the next visitor test
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Who it is? Or was it?
Sarah_Serinde: Bit much for a first meeting
Mr_Horrible: let's hope the vibes work
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Wait, you don't like burritos?
Dog_of_Myth: Steamed Hams
Kramburger: we only need one person to not be considered alone
Mai_Andra: Shining down in Dallas?
niccus: i think that means the sun is extra angry
vinewood_og: Can I see it?
SirToastyT: Seymour! The house was on fire!
r10pez10: may i see it
loufghyslaufey: Damn it, Stranger Things.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DudelidouX The Antarctic is also considered a desert, fun fact
Manae: I had the hidden arena, yeah
HorusFive: At this time of year? At this time of day?
Manae: wrong chat
MacbethSeemsSus: Pale man's holding a sign: you up?
vinewood_og: Portland fucks
NimrodXIV: okay Vlad
HadesLeprechaun: a little decoration is nice!
Omthebox: Better than the teenagers
Rhynerd: @nospoonsleftonlyknives he mentioned earlier how he prefers hard shells over soft tortillas
Mr_Horrible: it *is* october, true
e_bloc: isn't that just a lovecraft story
Omega_Lairon: The maniac got you a present : \
HorusFive: Tis the season
Orxolon: @Gekyouryuu xD
empyreon: spooky seasonnnnnnn
tehfewl: Teeth
Diabore: ol teeth stealsman
e_bloc: teeth
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: @Rhynerd I go to the bathroom once and miss all the lore.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, didn't the grave digger steal the gold teeth?
MTigress: stolen teeth? the gravedigger coming back?
HorusFive: A threat!?! YOU THINK!
JKBalch: If pineapples in the lawn mean swingers, what does a decapitated head mean?
Diabore: theyre looting to prevent looting
Kramburger: Hopefully Dhampe comes home tonight
raulghoulia: this game is great
Omthebox: oh god
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
Orxolon: ih noooooooooo
Orxolon: stoner!
loufghyslaufey: So what the deal here? This a body snatchers place or...?
Sarah_Serinde: sooo about having enough people in your house to not be alone...
drdngr: nooooooo
Dog_of_Myth: Noooooo
IanAllenBird: noooooooo
MrSarkhan: o7
SirToastyT: etchyNOOOO
Orxolon: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Solo_Support: DAMNIT
Lockraemono: keep the man give them the girl
Omthebox: Damn
SnackPak_: riot!!
Mr_Horrible: jabrooooooniiiiiiiiii
Aceviru: nooooo
bethy_kins24: noooooo
Scarbble: o7
circusofkirkus: pave the save
e_bloc: your tax dollars at work
Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK OFF it's not a choice
UtilityPunk: alasSadrain
Kramburger: Just you and the orphan
Lockraemono: keep our boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
ratstronomer: Rip Bro :<
Rhynerd: STONER NO
Diabore: 0/10 game, tyook our hippy friend
HorusFive: You MONSTERS!
JKBalch: God speed
Lockraemono: NOOOOOO
saucemaster5000: we see what ben's promises are worth
Kramburger: o7
Sarah_Serinde: circusofkirkus What save?
LaconicLad: Maybe they have movies
Throgani: Maybe there'll be movies for him to watch!
raulghoulia: take this little girl
ghyllnox: o7
Orxolon: well he was bored
r10pez10: he's going to the big funhouse in the city
Omthebox: Can we give it to this guy
loufghyslaufey: Right, so he was... fine or...?
Rhynerd: there better be movies at the quarantine zone!
ghyllnox: Issue them a what
MacbethSeemsSus: hey buddy
Lockraemono: you gotta get more dudes
PharaohBender27: I come back from dinner to this mofo again . . .
MungoDude: art thou a cleric?
loufghyslaufey: This is news to us, FEMA.
Aceviru: Can we shoot
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think FEMA might be infecting people deliberately
Sarah_Serinde: "the only thing you can stop is a heartbeat" goes hard
Dog_of_Myth: I rule here now
e_bloc: a kid and chatroulette
JKBalch: We can through the power of friendship and this gun we found
Mr_Horrible: Remy's king of the heap
HorusFive: mattlrConfus
Orxolon: aaaahhhhh,maybe i get it,IF you are alone,this one can come in and kill you
Kramburger: OH GOOD
r10pez10: let him in
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
Orxolon: could it be that way?
Omthebox: like... this guy?
Kramburger: Hard no
vinewood_og: Not you
loufghyslaufey: Stop trying so hard to think you're right about everything, DWIGHT.
IanAllenBird: lmao
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
anyavamps: That suit tho
Joecool190: is that Alex Jones?
nukarockit: good lord.
Camail: monkey's paw
Mathwyn: LUL
Cinnabat: Pfff
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
doubledbear: Dr. House??
PharaohBender27: OI, WITCHER
goombalax: its Pitbull, you love dogs
Sarah_Serinde: I was gonna say Fester :D
Lockraemono: ???????
Kramburger: Jason statham?
Mr_Horrible: "I'm looking for a lawyer who knows karate"
Lockraemono: invite this man in
UtilityPunk: "Oi, 'erd you need protecshion"
glitched_goddess: “When I was a child…we had a visitor…”
JKBalch: It's that wrestling announcer! Whatshosface
Bruceski: Purge time
KilrenKrae: It's Ian when he shaves
loufghyslaufey: This is why he was bullied so hard in The Office.
Mr_Horrible: good ol' Joson Stotham
Scarbble: roight
Kramburger: This dude is not a visitor but I'd still worry about him killing someone
nukarockit: how bad do we need people, really
LaconicLad: Adam Sessler
Lockraemono: come in!
Mai_Andra: "dead as a dog?" but the dogs are the only ones that survive.
PharaohBender27: I'm getting a fascism vibe off this guy
e_bloc: its all gone pete tong
Mathwyn: He seems trustworthy
Lockraemono: he's great
SnackPak_: vibes still off, visitor or no
Rhynerd: “i can tell you one way, leave.”
r10pez10: he's british he can't help it
vinewood_og: lrrFRUMP
HorusFive: Come on in. We have GUN
nukarockit: horrible vibes
Sarah_Serinde: ew
HadesLeprechaun: hey maybe we'd have more people in our house if everyone that approached wasn't a freakin shady as heck weirdo
loufghyslaufey: Wait. They can just... leave? If they want to?
Lockraemono: oh cool
IanAllenBird: uh
Greyah: If you invite enough people inside, the chance the kid gets got becomes lower, right?
Steelwolf171: We have Jason Statham at home
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey kid, you wanna learn how to play craps?
Mr_Horrible: 2 for 1
Mathwyn: Uhhhh
Rhynerd: uh
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I haven't seen this person in forever
Kramburger: HIsssssss
Mr_Horrible: that's value
SnackPak_: maybe he wasnt so bad
anyavamps: 'you kids wanna see a dead body?'
empyreon: lmao
r10pez10: two for one
MacbethSeemsSus: 2 for 1!
Scarbble: speaking of horrible vibes
e_bloc: I say that every few swipes on dating apps
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde legitimately one of my favorites
jhmv: mood
UtilityPunk: lrrLUL We need people, I guess
Omthebox: sick
e_bloc: big big mood
Cinnabat: They seem chill :3
Lockraemono: corpse???
Andymonium: Suddenly that last guy's vibes don't seem so bad
JKBalch: Good i hope we accidentally let in a visitor that eats that jabroni
Kramburger: no
Lockraemono: she plan on bringing the corpse in
Rhynerd: you’re just carrying a corpse around?
HadesLeprechaun: maybe...leave the friend outside?
Kramburger: no no no
Mathwyn: Let's Nope
loufghyslaufey: Who dat behind ya got there?
HorusFive: You friend can come in
MacbethSeemsSus: THEYRE CARRYING A BODY BEN
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul perfect plan
SnackPak_: but stoner friend
Mr_Horrible: seabatBRAIN
UtilityPunk: alasBigbrain
ghyllnox: Sure yeah bring a corpse in
Mazrae: The friends body looks like a knock off titan from AoT
loufghyslaufey: Ugh. Nah, good luck. Our condolences.
TStodden: You DO have a slip, so you can decide who leaves with FEMA next.
goombalax: weekend at Bennie's
Rhynerd: will it smell like somebody died no matter what if we left them in?
Rhynerd: just because the corpse reeksv
Kramburger: Fema slip jason statham
Sarah_Serinde: nice
Omthebox: So much for just letting anyone in huh OpieOP
jhmv: can you check people right after they enter?
jhmv: or only after a murder?
r10pez10: no shit
NotCainNorAbel: science
Sarah_Serinde: jhmv Nope, not until the day
Rhynerd: you can always check in the daylight. it just costs energy
Mr_Horrible: "Fires are extremely explicably breaking out everywhere"
ghyllnox: @jhmv Can only check during the day, and we let them in at night
Dog_of_Myth: Bad vibes check
SirToastyT: Visitors are known to aura farm
Sarah_Serinde: You can check anyone during the day as long as you have enough energy, it doesn't have to be after a murder
glitched_goddess: wildfires? come to California that’s just Tuesday lol
vinewood_og: Oh no, INFLUENCERS!
IanAllenBird: or that your film canister has mold
Mr_Horrible: lmao
Sarah_Serinde: sounds legit
jhmv: "Hey can I take your pic real quick?"
doubledbear: Is this what the kids are talking about?
Omthebox: Convenient add placement
IanAllenBird: 1+1=3
Omega_Lairon: (makes note) stinky... vibes...
Orxolon: that was the VHS for our friend
MacbethSeemsSus: Of course venture capital's created a startup already
JKBalch: So FEMA isn't giving good guidelines
Cinnabat: aura farming!
Greyah: I wonder if you could see your own aura in the mirror.
Mr_Horrible: middle buttons, if you can't get a signal
Rhynerd: “do you think somebody’s vibes are off? use this special film!”
Thefluffiestguineapig: The influencer shit is just so ick
Lockraemono: bad radio
Orxolon: be gentle
MikeV719: middle buttons
Sapphic_Shenanigans: could be on the other channel?
KeytarCat: AM?
Micsig: left dial
Omthebox: I saw my name in there
ghyllnox: They said you can change the white box at the bottom if you can't tune in
LaconicLad: change the band
NoxStryx: I love this merzbow song
Mr_Horrible: (it says this in the instructions :P )
itira: LUL
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: don't tell us that it'll go to our head
Rhynerd: oh no, is Stoner okay?
loufghyslaufey: The band?
KeytarCat: My god, Mike Five saved us!
Mr_Horrible: "Who handed this guy the aux?" "...it's MY house"
UtilityPunk: Chat's taking the AUX cable from you
Mathwyn: Quaratine going great
e_bloc: o7
Mr_Horrible: oh so she's OUR kid now?
loufghyslaufey: That's QWERPline, bruh?
Sarah_Serinde: Is that a hey chat?
Kramburger: I'd say so
Jennie_Fuchsia: i hope they have movies in quarantine
Lockraemono: no clue
brainbosh: FEMA notice is for suspected Visitors, right?
Greyah: Shouldn't you give em the notice if you think they're a visitor?
r10pez10: it's a golden ticket to go to the wonka factory
Sarah_Serinde: We haven't seen FEMA show up every day, but we haven't had warning beforehand
e_bloc: i mean you have nipples
vinewood_og: Unvaccinated.
Seth_Erickson: Joker incoming
TStodden: <message deleted>If you don't select anyone, FEMA will just take randomly when they visit.
Mr_Horrible: I love that Ben gave this guy a British accent and then it turns out he's British
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jhmv: that guy looks like he does a lot of cocaine
e_bloc: dude needs a one-way ticket to the fema camp
Kramburger: This dude works in sales and has a printout of the 48 laws of power at his desk
Juliamon: !heychat
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Lockraemono: he looked bri'ish
dumbo3k: @Mr_Horrible to be fair, his second line, after Oi, contained rhyming slang
jtownraces: maybe we shoot him anyway?
r10pez10: i wish this man was a visitor
loufghyslaufey: "When I was a boy..."
Mr_Horrible: @dumbo3k ah, I missed that
MrQBear: Oh, He's calling Visitors "sheep"?
SnackPak_: ugh
Lockraemono: owned
Kramburger: Alpha, FFS. Wolf packs are family units
e_bloc: yeah I've met this guy
ghyllnox: Monarchist huh
e_bloc: pits pits pits
loufghyslaufey: Oh, here we ducking go...
nukarockit: HU?
jhmv: humnnn
NimrodXIV: ooooo
Omthebox: Spooky eyes tho
e_bloc: "normal"
ghyllnox: "Personal use only"
Mathwyn: No dark splotches just regular evil
Sarah_Serinde: okay no comment on its effectiveness, but I love the camera
ProcyonFlynn: Not normal, human maybe - but not normal.
r10pez10: hadn't seen the camera before
PharaohBender27: Well, maybe not *fine* but not an immediate threat
hesterbyrde: Chat is your mom now
Kramburger: BEN
ghyllnox: We don't have anyone else to test
MikeV719: @hesterbyrde LUL
Omthebox: Did you now...
Mathwyn: Oh boy...
SnackPak_: lrrAWW
Kramburger: Our sweet prince
NoxStryx: Fridge is selectable?
Rhynerd: can we selfie with the aura cam?
ghyllnox: :(
jhmv: Pull out the gun
Sarah_Serinde: The eyes stood out, but the ad did specifically say dark spots meant visitor
loufghyslaufey: It hurts, bruh
r10pez10: where's the cat :(
MrQBear: are... we okay?
Despoiler98: UH OH
SnackPak_: eww
IanAllenBird: oh that's
MacbethSeemsSus: Uhh
IanAllenBird: an issue
Omthebox: uhhhhhhhhh
NotCainNorAbel: little heat rash
NimrodXIV: got some funk
KeytarCat: Grafted??
glitched_goddess: need a shower lol
dumbo3k: please see a doctor
goombalax: we got proscuitto pits
e_bloc: contact dermititis
itira: got a case of ringworm
HorusFive: Might want to have that looked at
Andymonium: Seems fine
Orxolon: tune for a shower is going on
r10pez10: not hairless, tick
UtilityPunk: Might wanna invite a doctor
Despoiler98: thejak41Omega thejak41Omega thejak41Omega
Cinnabat: oh
JKBalch: We need to change deodorants
ghyllnox: uck
brainbosh: A fungus amongus?
Nigouki: fungus amongus
jhmv: did he just wash his hands?
PaulishB: Enerjeka and check again?
Scy_Anide: A fungus? You're gonna turn into some kinda knockoff Zombie
jhmv: that'll help the fungus
Lockraemono: buchless....
YawnLance: No booches
MrQBear: Can we door dash now?
Kipstar: un-bootched
Solo_Support: any% bouchless
Sarah_Serinde: When's the last time we tried ordering delivery?
betweenmyself: Be a shame to die of armpit rot during the apocalypse
Rhynerd: no booch run
Doctor_Pockets: Does "clean myself up" include shaving our armpits clean?
KeytarCat: Butchless :(
ghyllnox: Yeah gotta order the joos now
catcard: I can't believe this game would make my beloved kombucha a villain.
catcard: smh
MacbethSeemsSus: *wave at pale man*
Sarah_Serinde: I mean Kombucha is also our way of saving
Seth_Erickson: did I hear a meow?
Kramburger: I heard kitty STG
e_bloc: I mean with that attitude, yeah
JKBalch: So no head?
Nigouki: cool cool cool...
ghyllnox: Wonderful
Lockraemono: I didn't hear kitty
Lockraemono: uh oh
MacbethSeemsSus: Hmmm
Despoiler98: thejak41RIP thejak41RIP thejak41RIP oh dear
Lockraemono: get the kitty outta there
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
NotCainNorAbel: we didn't start the fire....
Orxolon: oh oh
ghyllnox: Welp
MacbethSeemsSus: There were meows
Mr_Horrible: just that kinda night :V
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HorusFive: I could be more on fire mattlrFine
Juliamon: A quiet night...
MTigress: welp, everything's on fire. time to order that burrito
raulghoulia: luckily your house is made of asbestos
Seth_Erickson: I swear I heard a meow
Kramburger: Yeah I heard a cat
nukarockit: the news did mention firefighters being sent out to combat fires
Sarah_Serinde: a few people have
Juliamon: benginPop
Sarah_Serinde: poor kid
Sarah_Serinde: benginPop
Seth_Erickson: I mean it could have been, but I felt it was distinctly a cat
SirToastyT: bengin' emote my man
darkcyril: "Would you like to know more?"
r10pez10: !uptime
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ghyllnox: Oh...
Juliamon: lmao 0451
ghyllnox: LUL
Omthebox: friend
MacbethSeemsSus: "I'm done talking about visitors. Tell me more about civil unrest"
Despoiler98: thejak41Omega
Despoiler98: thejak41Slam NO FRIENDS
ASimpleBall: h u h
Lockraemono: gl gl
Mathwyn: Dad dead kid
PharaohBender27: Perhaps way later than it should have, it hits me: Is this game a metaphor for . . . stuff going on currently?
Omega_Lairon: I don't accept that : p
ghyllnox: When her parents want her friend over they let the friend come over, but if the kid invites the friend over the parents don't let the friend over
vinewood_og: Oh he ded ded
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 yes
Aceviru: o7
DeM0nFiRe: smh ben made a kid cry
Sarah_Serinde: and ordering delivery
BusTed: "that girl's friend"
Seth_Erickson: phone roulette 👀
Lockraemono: just a strange adult inviting over a kid no bigs
Lockraemono: oh no
IanAllenBird: : ((
Thefluffiestguineapig: The truth is not pleasant
Omthebox: oh. great
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Lockraemono: uh oh
ghyllnox: Welp
ghyllnox: OH
Seth_Erickson: yuh oh
saucemaster5000: she... she kept eating the oreos before dinner...
IanAllenBird: oof
Orxolon: oh i know! MAYBE if you suspect someone is a visitor you can deliver them to FEMA instead of shooting
ASimpleBall: oof
Lockraemono: yike
Omthebox: Do we tell the kid that too
r10pez10: she had dirt under her fingernails!
e_bloc: already there bub
SnackPak_: live and learn
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 🫵
Lockraemono: @Omthebox yes
Mathwyn: She hated... burritos. We had no choice!
loufghyslaufey: And woof.
SirToastyT: Shoutout to maggie
e_bloc: half pineapple please
Omthebox: Kids going to have a rough week
Despoiler98: BBQ pizza is delish
Lockraemono: don't lie on maggie like that
goombalax: Chicken Caesar pizza also goated
Seth_Erickson: I'm a chicken alfredo pizza kind of guy
Sarah_Serinde: cat food you say
Kramburger: CAT FOOD
Sapphic_Shenanigans: cat fooooood
SnackPak_: it has to work
glitched_goddess: KITTY
Despoiler98: KITTY
ghyllnox: Kitty?
HorusFive: Cat is under house. Is gift
Scarbble: kitty's a visitor for SURE
Despoiler98: thejak41Pat thejak41Pat thejak41Pat thejak41Pat SAVE THE KITTY
JKBalch: What if we could have the cat
PharaohBender27: @Orxolon Since my realization, I will ICILY reject that suggestion
Sarah_Serinde: phew
Orxolon: Ben,oh i know! MAYBE if you suspect someone is a visitor you can deliver them to FEMA instead of shooting
Orxolon: @PharaohBender27 ah,ok
loufghyslaufey: Welp, looks good time for a drink actually.
ghyllnox: At least the scaling is gone
Sarah_Serinde: I hate that this guy looks so legit
Omthebox: I believe him
Juliamon: proper bri'ish teef
goombalax: but the gravedigger took the teeth from the graves
Kramburger: Radio?
MrQBear: radio?
ASimpleBall: innit
goombalax: its all connected
Mathwyn: The big book of british smiles
Orxolon: more friends!
ghyllnox: "Hey kid I called your friend's house, her parents killed her, thought you should know"
e_bloc: I mean he does look like a penis in a suit
ASimpleBall: @ghyllnox 😭
Rhynerd: the shed might work?
Lockraemono: ew
aClonedPickle: is that the guy from hatred
IanAllenBird: yeesh
loufghyslaufey: seabatYIKES seabatApp mattlrWoof ScaredyCat
NimrodXIV: we'll find out!
HorusFive: Defense is a sport..... wait
Mathwyn: Having a normal one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mathwyn ...I wish that felt less like real life
Kramburger: Can we invite him in?
Mr_Horrible: "Sure! It's what I do"
NonchalantAvenger: you sound like Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs
SirToastyT: real
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
vinewood_og: Based.
Seth_Erickson: dapper gent we got here
ghyllnox: Hmmmmmm
ghyllnox: LUL
JKBalch: I think this dude and Crop Top would have gotten along
loufghyslaufey: Cool Beej impersonate vibes, ngl Ben.
e_bloc: the malort of stories
Boon_33: lrrLUL
ghyllnox: Yeah his arm's fucked
NimrodXIV: um
Mathwyn: Come on doooown
loufghyslaufey: We good or...?
e_bloc: sure why the hell not
Omthebox: Can zombies get gangreen?
ghyllnox: I... don't surmise the rest?
Seth_Erickson: this guy seems reasonable to me
nukarockit: if he has gangrene it could be fever talking
Mr_Horrible: but his fashion sense, Ben
Scarbble: can zombies get gregnant
JKBalch: Another body for FEMA
Omthebox: Keep... your body
IanAllenBird: hm
ratstronomer: um
glitched_goddess: >,>
NonchalantAvenger: did we make a mistake?
HorusFive: We will not
math_nerdette: Ben, you are a terrible judge of character.
nukarockit: palpatine?
Elucca: i trust the witch
ghyllnox: Uh... ... ...no
Sarah_Serinde: Every person that shows up to this house I just go "oh THIS guy!"
darkcyril: What a fuckin' first question after getting into your house.
Seth_Erickson: look at that smile though
JKBalch: We want nun of your business
Mai_Andra: Dang, I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition...
Mazrae: That guy looks like uncle fester in disguise
Seth_Erickson: well there was a smile a minute ago
Cinnabat: That's a smile you can trust
e_bloc: no
betweenmyself: I’m sure guy who really, REALLY likes the quiet will make fast friends with our hysterically crying child. riffThink
ASimpleBall: @pimiento lmaao
Omthebox: Sassy
NonchalantAvenger: Ben would prob BFF Vader and will leave Luke outside
Sarah_Serinde: yes, yes it is
Kramburger: This dude's going to get on great with the brit
ghyllnox: "Sure go into the place with the creepy salesman I'm sure you'll get along fine"
HadesLeprechaun: I've only blown away *two* people in my house!
Seth_Erickson: I'm letting her in because she's fun
SirToastyT: "worthy of my humble self" is a great phrase
e_bloc: I vote no on sister bitchy
Vonbane: you got a room with a cross in it
Seth_Erickson: funny*
PhuzNutz: See You Next Tuesday
HorusFive: Somebody gonna start a fight, right?
DeM0nFiRe: Why is Kai Wynn on your doorstep
Mr_Horrible: oh but it'd be funny, you see
adept_nekomancer: I think we should have... nun of her nonsense.
Mr_Horrible: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: that moght be funny
pimiento: oh being her in, it'll be like the odd couple
raulghoulia: odd couple
vinewood_og: Sounds like a solution.
Sarah_Serinde: but we already gave him a FEMA slipi
Omthebox: Hmmmmmm
MTigress: @DeM0nFiRe bwahahaha glad i'm not the only one who thought that
pimiento: oh boo
Sarah_Serinde: feels like kind of a waste either way I guess
pimiento: she sucks, hit da bricks
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
e_bloc: seat's taken
HorusFive: Kick rocks
DeM0nFiRe: @MTigress LUL
JKBalch: Oh nice
ghyllnox: He has the FEMA notice though
Mathwyn: Hey we already have one thumb we don't need two
Cinnabat: Oh noo
Mr_Horrible: lady I don't even remember you NOW
Omthebox: Real
DaFhaye: That's a resident Evil villain
vinewood_og: Good luck with that.
Thisbymaster: he will give me high 5
ghyllnox: LUL
PhuzNutz: C U Next Tuesday, bitch
HorusFive: We've already forgotten you
MrQBear: Ooh, Fallout Ghoul!
BusTed: 🤔
Seth_Erickson: yo smeagol pulled up
MTigress: this guy seems totally legit
goombalax: oh a ghoul
MrQBear: Let them in! Let them in!
pimiento: oh he seems nice
Mr_Horrible: heyya smoothskin
thatguysteve2709: Object permanence
goombalax: I bet they're nice
HadesLeprechaun: Me before I've had my coffee in the morning
HorusFive: Looks friendly
magical_writer: Is that Gollum
PaulishB: Hey smoothskin'
hesterbyrde: well his teeth are fucked up
PhuzNutz: Vibe check passed
ghyllnox: Pearly
Orxolon: perfectly normal
Nigouki: windmillslam COME IN
prowll2000: So zombie.
tehfewl: crispy
JKBalch: Definitely dirty under the fingernails
glitched_goddess: C’mon in bud!
Omthebox: If you say so...
MungoDude: something something book by its cover
NotCainNorAbel: teeth look all sorts of messed up
NimrodXIV: hear him out
math_nerdette: I think Ben's gonna let this guy in
darkcyril: Let's hear Ben's rationalization first.
RatherLargeToad: 🎵There’s a zombie on the lawn…
prowll2000: ZOMBIE
SnackPak_: excellent vibes
ghyllnox: Burn victim?
Mai_Andra: "Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya."
Sarah_Serinde: yup
Omthebox: Oh firefighter?
Omthebox: Word
MrQBear: "lets not be too hasty", he says, while we're all just encouraging him to let them in
NoxStryx: Lets not be to hasty, still i think hes rather tasty!
HorusFive: They're a hero! You can't say no
RatherLargeToad: 🎵We don’t want zombies on the lawn
saucemaster5000: firefighter thus hot that's how it work
Sarah_Serinde: @MrQBear ...most of chat wanted to turn him away
nukarockit: i mean surely a visitor would pick a better disguise
PhuzNutz: IN
Seth_Erickson: the man deserves some rest
Omthebox: His everything is messed up
vinewood_og: Jerky Pinkman's suffered enough
goombalax: hes a straight shooter
Thefluffiestguineapig: True
NotCainNorAbel: fingernails are probably dirty
MrQBear: @Sarah_Serinde I misread! Thanks for the clarification.
SnackPak_: solid logic
chanterelleton: let this one in imo
Mathwyn: The burned man
Thefluffiestguineapig: His entire is messed up
Rhynerd: eyes don’t look red from here either
NimrodXIV: dude's a burn victim
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thatguysteve2709: So he comes in but his nails are dirty
IanAllenBird: that one who is definitely a visitor doesn't look burned
Scarbble: love someone who straights shoot
goombalax: if Fema takes him maybe theyll help him
JKBalch: What if he dies overnight even if there is no visitor
e_bloc: my man we all die alone on the dirt
Kramburger: Why.. why does he have that
thatguysteve2709: No they killed our boy
saucemaster5000: nah we nailed it
MacbethSeemsSus: That'll be useful when you send him to FEMA
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Sarah_Serinde: "there's probably a good chance I let someone bad in" yup that's the entire game :D
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: no casualty report!
saucemaster5000: let's goooo
Kramburger: VINDICATION
Omthebox: Huh
PharaohBender27: lrrBartleby
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Orxolon: say what!?
Orxolon: nice
ghyllnox: POG
spethycakes: lrrBartleby
Cinnabat: YEAAAH
Gekyouryuu: Good News! This is the Afternoon!
nukarockit: EMOIGED
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Aceviru: Lol
thatguysteve2709: But he said they killed our boy
Elucca: amoiged
Scarbble: emoiged
Mr_Horrible: the accents are cross pollinating
Sarah_Serinde: nah Ben I love it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now we are in Jersey
terribleplan: Zippo Tricks McNewscaster
ratstronomer: Its perfect ben
ghyllnox: Emoiged
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Gekyouryuu: this guy is now Meowth
glitched_goddess: Meowth running the news
PharaohBender27: Now I'm from New Jersey!
DeM0nFiRe: @terribleplan LUL
Scarbble: this guy's eyes are freaking me out
Gekyouryuu: @glitched_goddess jinx
HorusFive: Fugettaboudit
math_nerdette: I guess Ben is a mid judge of character.
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben's moving around NYC lrrLUL
thehokeypokey: New details, Yoog!
dumbo3k: Are the Newscasters eyes getting bigger and bigger each day?
NoxStryx: Zippotrix? Is that you?
Rhynerd: @scarbble I saw some fanart that suggested his glasses just really magnify his eyes
vinewood_og: Is she baptized?
Sarah_Serinde: no they've always been that big
loufghyslaufey: Crap. Sounds like you have seen them outside too.
IanAllenBird: don't like that
PhuzNutz: @dumbo3k Just closer together
Juliamon: gross
NimrodXIV: sus
HadesLeprechaun: "I'm rapidly becoming Gilbert Gottfried!"
nukarockit: yeah that seemed like normal news
Kramburger: Radio
nukarockit: why is he just blair witching in the corner
Cinnabat: They're roomies :3
Mr_Horrible: ayyyyy I'm not a human ovah heah
DeM0nFiRe: oh my god they were roomies
thatguysteve2709: Check his nails
Rhynerd: fire fighter’s even more corpselike sitting against that dresser
Sarah_Serinde: burned but clean I'd say
Omthebox: funnily. clean nails.
Omthebox: yeah heh
Omthebox: he's blue
thatguysteve2709: Was he blue at the door?
MacbethSeemsSus: Thoreau keep it under 20 pages
Mathwyn: @omthebox da bu dee da bu bah?
JKBalch: Dabadedabada
IanAllenBird: @thatguysteve2709 the door has a green overlay
vinewood_og: @MacbethSeemsSus lmfao
Rhynerd: i wonder if he killed her.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um ok my dude
prowll2000: Check his pits.
thatguysteve2709: He's writing shakespeare
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I think he's just weird
e_bloc: pits always pits
loufghyslaufey: You should get that one guy a tab before he checks out at least.
IanAllenBird: oh he's also gotta change deodorant
prowll2000: GET THE GUN
Rhynerd: dude’s gotta wash up.
r10pez10: i think i can understand why FEMA set fire to Portland
Omthebox: Same rash you had
nukarockit: thats what ours looked like too
Seth_Erickson: That's the rash/fungus we had
NimrodXIV: ^
MikeV719: photo
PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 O_o (I live in Portland)
thatguysteve2709: This guy has radiation poisoning he needs a doctor
terribleplan: He be drinkin the booch?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we sure we aren't a visitor? Yeah I'm thinking we are sick too
Rhynerd: our eyes have been fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHE HAS A NOTICE?????
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so heartless
HorusFive: Kitty?
Vonbane: cat food?
Sarah_Serinde: Thefluffiestguineapig No, we have a notice that we can give to someone
terribleplan: Storage?
magical_writer: maybe in the pantry ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Ah, ok. I thought this was government being horrible
loufghyslaufey: Weird non-cat vibes, kitchen.
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, they probably are that. But not for this specifically :P
Rhynerd: you got a basement?
r10pez10: by the phone?
MacbethSeemsSus: @r10pez10 cigs I think
loufghyslaufey: The cat should at least sneak into the kitchen if anything
Lockraemono: eat bug
dumbo3k: should we check our ears?
Nigouki: chug the other energy drink, chug all the beer, run out into the fields
Solo_Support: maybe you needed to take in the cat lady for it to do something?
gundamschwing: <message deleted>See if you can interact with the hatch under the rug
MacbethSeemsSus: Puppers!
IanAllenBird: :(
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby free dogs
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Mr_Horrible: if you're... hot? They're hot, let them in.
Mathwyn: Do not let the pack of wild dogs in Ben
HorusFive: mattlrCry mattlrCry mattlrCry
vinewood_og: I for one welcome our new overlords!
L0rdX33n: let the hotdogs in!
Rhynerd: the planet really is going to the dogs.
Leshoyadut: Hey, Ben, can you get a dog for me? Thanks. :)
ghyllnox: Yeah let in wild dogs that'll go well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinewood_og They would do a better job than others
SirToastyT: Everyone knows animals can't enter houses unless carried by a strange dancer
vinewood_og: @Thefluffiestguineapig Strict. Improvement.
Sarah_Serinde: goodbye creepy alpha dude
IanAllenBird: fuck offff
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Solo_Support: BOOOO
SnackPak_: dude
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT ASSHOLE
ghyllnox: :O
spethycakes: F 🧊
PharaohBender27: ^
L0rdX33n: eat my butt, FEMA dude
Sarah_Serinde: firefighter guy!
Rhynerd: bye firefighter
Omthebox: They're together forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eat my entire asshole the long way
Mr_Horrible: cancelled by the gobermint
Sarah_Serinde: :(
Solo_Support: :(
Kipstar: they're off on new adventures together!
loufghyslaufey: Sounds like... mainland talk, don't it?
Seth_Erickson: The Roomies was a shirt lived series
HorusFive: Cancelled after one episode. Just like Netflix
Aceviru: :c
loufghyslaufey: Sure
Rhynerd: and british gangster too, I guess.
PharaohBender27: "Soon"=never
ghyllnox: Maybe they'll treat the burns?
loufghyslaufey: Cultist
Solo_Support: very normal
Mr_Horrible: I like the cut of this guy's jib Kappa
MAPBoardgames: \[T]/
empyreon: LUL
RatherLargeToad: Lurch?
MacbethSeemsSus: Please chip them when you retunr them
NimrodXIV: this guy
L0rdX33n: seems legit
spethycakes: soon, compared to the timeline of the heat death of the universe
empyreon: riffYeti perfect~
Rhynerd: this guy looks almost like the pale man put on a shirt.
Sarah_Serinde: yeah 4
Orxolon: 6?
loufghyslaufey: Do not PRAISE THE SUN, Chat.
Sarah_Serinde: Honestly you've been doing pretty well, especially for a first run
thatguysteve2709: 5 we kild the kid
doubledbear: Is death single?
JKBalch: "Yeah, we are shit at judgement"
thatguysteve2709: Killed
ghyllnox: @thatguysteve2709 Kid vanished, no body
Orxolon: oh wait,like 24,all the bodies we've seen around the house XD
MAPBoardgames: @doubledbear Yes, but she isn't baptized
HorusFive: @ghyllnox Comic book rules. No body- isn't dead
Himyul: do you have a brochure?
MacbethSeemsSus: Are your brothers the dogs?
L0rdX33n: Can we corpse up your house?
loufghyslaufey: Chirstopher Nolan wants their "The Joker" back, mister.
thatguysteve2709: So we just sent the kid on their way. You know what noble option
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh wait, I know what this reminds me of, there's a specific SCP where the sun becomes malevolent and transforms anyone caught in it
spethycakes: but don't we LIKE death
dolphgrim: This guy is a few tone changes away from being old greg
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
r10pez10: let in rami malek
IanAllenBird: is anyone else still there?
Mr_Horrible: :)
Rhynerd: you gotta kick out the kid I think
r10pez10: :)
Juliamon: Kid or weirdo poet
Sarah_Serinde: Do you want an actual answer to that?
HorusFive: Kick rocks baldy
doubledbear: Sounds like that what happened to your neighbour if i were to guess
JKBalch: Yeah this sounds like you gotta kick out the kids
Rhynerd: oh right, I forgot the gangrenous powt
Diabore: As soon as someone asks to kick someone else out, nah fam
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prowll2000: I mean... the kid's kind of a pain...
loufghyslaufey: Not the choir ambiguity
IanAllenBird: not great!
NimrodXIV: heh
Sarah_Serinde: it sure is
L0rdX33n: What studio made this?
Boon_33: nice necklace
r10pez10: he has dirt under his fingernails around his neck
Thefluffiestguineapig: With the finger necklace
DMGlol: KKona just a gun loving patriot
prowll2000: Good trigger discipline...
DeM0nFiRe: I mean it is but ok
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, where's their distance?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Cinnabat: Oh it's him!
The_Timo: almost went slingblade there, mhmm
loufghyslaufey: Sheesh
Himyul: incorrect!
JKBalch: But the finger necklace are all dirty. And the teeth at clean
hyralt: does he have a necklace of fingers
Sarah_Serinde: he sure does
Sarah_Serinde: also lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this isn't a game huh?
Mr_Horrible: You're Justice? When's your next album, then?
Boon_33: @hyralt 'They call them fingers but have you ever seen them fing?'
Diabore: Thia guys fine, dont need a gun to kill if youre a visitor
L0rdX33n: this is very Russian, isn’t it?
MacbethSeemsSus: Judge Dredd looks weird without the helmet
loufghyslaufey: Yes. The death cultist!
L0rdX33n: Just a death cult
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can report FEMA
Diabore: Sell out fema
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fascinating
PharaohBender27: Welp
Diabore: They toom our friends!
loufghyslaufey: Hell no, gawd
IanAllenBird: sugar water
korvys: Vibes: bad
Mr_Horrible: I think it's just a bandana
Lockraemono: bandana!!
Mr_Horrible: BUT
ToppHat: @IanAllenBird SUGAR and WATER
Rhynerd: looks like a bandanna
Boon_33: @IanAllenBird LUL
Nigouki: it's the DanDaDan alien
ghyllnox: Lil bit
aClonedPickle: arms permanently locked in the "why can't i hold all these limes" position
Orxolon: Sasuke's seen better days
Serivus: I think it's a Pauly Shore "Buuuud-dy" head band
NoxStryx: "What's the deal with visitors?"
math_nerdette: I think this dude is a gang member
Himyul: that man needs to use your restroom
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
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L0rdX33n: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
samwiser_: Mr. Bean not looking so good.
Boon_33: Ben has Bear hands: confirmed
ghyllnox: This guy's got a kink huh
loufghyslaufey: (Shuts the door)
Diabore: you should leave
saucemaster5000: new student?
Rhynerd: is it also his birthday?
hyralt: uhhhhhhhh
SirToastyT: Now there's a man with no good items and only three hit points
JKBalch: Let him in to give him the FEMA ticket?
NimrodXIV: nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such a weird dilema
loufghyslaufey: Two? How!?
lamina5432: is there still a vibe
magical_writer: Visitors don't need to learn how to kill
Boon_33: 'Sure, come on in, I was just about to watch: surviving edged weapons'
betweenmyself: Teach him, Senseigineering riffGasp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey FEMA took two
korvys: He's going to like... not be a visitor, but still kill someone, I bet
loufghyslaufey: Oh, the duo from the living room.
Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah did we still have that FEMA slip?
MacbethSeemsSus: You've been getting a couple days between FEMA visits
Sarah_Serinde: or did we use 2 already
Cinnabat: I mean, it could be very funny if he kills the guy with the gun
Boon_33: 'I can train you in killology, I'm a sheepdog'
ProcyonFlynn: The other dude is wandering around with a necklace of human fingers. I dunno if the vibe check is even a thing anymore.
ghyllnox: We still have one slip
HadesLeprechaun: IF he's weird?
Sarah_Serinde: @ProcyonFlynn This whole game is vibe checks really
ghyllnox: He's already weird
dolphgrim: Bizarro Carrot Top
hyralt: "If he's weird" we'll give him the slip. IF.
Thefluffiestguineapig: But the gravedigger did pass all the checks we did
Sarah_Serinde: :D
nukarockit: they may not be visitors but mAN are they weird
MrQBear: "Meow"?
NimrodXIV: sssshhh
Gekyouryuu: basement/storm cellar, maybe?
Sarah_Serinde: okay, yeah that sounded like a meow
MungoDude: KittyHype
korvys: The rug?
Boon_33: the herringbone! it's ruined!
r10pez10: :)
NoxStryx: Is the board where cat goes?
Sarah_Serinde: nice
loufghyslaufey: Someone playing with the cat?
Mathwyn: No moidas
SquareDotCube: cat might be dead
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Thefluffiestguineapig: "'''''Assisting""""
Sarah_Serinde: Ben I think you are both doing well and also getting pretty lucky :D
RatherLargeToad: Murphy?
MacbethSeemsSus: Bleeding gums Murphy?
Juliamon: oh no, I'm a Visitor
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
r10pez10: amogus
hyralt: @RatherLargeToad I understood that reference
Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Juliamon
loufghyslaufey: Pffft.
PharaohBender27: "I'm not your buddy, guy!"
Sarah_Serinde: It's true
saucemaster5000: We could just let Juliamon kill a few of us
r10pez10: for a first run, hard agree
betweenmyself: Ben Ulmer: Suspected Gamer
MechaKuuga: You're not doing it right Ben, you need to separate the top of your head from your jaw when you talk
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Sacrifice for the greater good of good modding, true
PharaohBender27: Wait
Thefluffiestguineapig: That finger necklace guy absolutely is going to turn us in I bet
r10pez10: :)
Sarah_Serinde: Also this isn't for strategy reasons but I request more photo tests, because they're neat
loufghyslaufey: Must be an attic.
Boon_33: Satan is back (in southpark)
JKBalch: Does Ben need a break
spurius: paramount just paid over a billion dollar to the rights
spethycakes: The South Park guys bought out local (Denver area) legendary spot Casa Bonita a couple years ago
ghyllnox: I will now think of AK guy as "Finger Guns"
loufghyslaufey: Oh they ballin' hard, i've heard.
Xafty: still going, mostly not worth watching anymore
PharaohBender27: It is. Apparently they made news by making fun of a certain national leader.
Mr_Horrible: game's compelling, turns out
DeM0nFiRe: lol
Sarah_Serinde: so about those cultists
saucemaster5000: uh
IanAllenBird: uh
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
spethycakes: uh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kid is just traumatized
Scarbble: sup cult boys
MacbethSeemsSus: *sigh*
MrQBear: Time to take out the trash
loufghyslaufey: Ugh.
magical_writer: and so I started blasting
Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
Cinnabat: what
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Diabore: we only have 1 fema slip
prowll2000: You let em in...
MAPBoardgames: moe's their leader
ghyllnox: Huh
Sarah_Serinde: but hey they didn't kick out the kid
MechaKuuga: ummmmm hi?
vinewood_og: Bad news Ben, it's Juggalos
UtilityPunk: Apparently they crawled in the window
ToppHat: dobody dowop
tehfewl: "The deathcult is here"
Orxolon: hahahaah
loufghyslaufey: Can you take them?
Boon_33: they were promised punch and pie, better get out some snacks
Rhynerd: the shoebody bop? yes.
Omega_Lairon: "So... any of you cult guys wanna play Mario Kart?"
r10pez10: i thought of the couch meme
NorthstarTex: lrrFINE
ghyllnox: Yuuuup
Omthebox: Shoebody bop
DarknessKingCoH: This is getting out of hand, now there are three of them!
ratstronomer: I’m thinking about it now lol
PharaohBender27: @Xafty Yeah, been a decade since I last watched, and in retrospect a lot of their heydey episodes were pretty problematic
Serivus: @vinewood_og Shit, you'll never be able to get the stink out of the place
Sarah_Serinde: yup
JKBalch: ShoeBop Ragi think
MungoDude: The Shoebody Bop
loufghyslaufey: Or that seance skit in LRR
Mr_Horrible: aw jeez Rick
hyralt: Shoebody Bop
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
saucemaster5000: dude's got a passion
loufghyslaufey: No, wait-
r10pez10: aw jeez aw no
Boon_33: aww jeez rick, are there zombies?
Mr_Horrible: "Hey kid, you wanna see me kill?" erosGun
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude, yeah
thatguysteve2709: Boy do I have a job for you. Got 3 guys in the next room wanna party
vinewood_og: @Serivus I knew we're never getting back our security deposit!
Xafty: @PharaohBender27 yeah, for sure.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have you recently been to an alley friend?
Lysander_salamander: I should listen to more Blue Oyster Cult
saucemaster5000: I bet these folks are great at smash bros
saucemaster5000: wavedashing all over the place
KeytarCat: Is eternity something worse?
Boon_33: homeowner-- in this economy?! calling it now, we're the monster.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So death and her are different
Lysander_salamander: Wait, are these guys larping as Thanos?
IanAllenBird: oh ok
Nigouki: can we just chuck the booch jar into this room and lock it?
BusTed: LUL
spethycakes: Regis Philbin???
drdngr: i love the art on these characters so much
Vonbane: Emperor Palpatine
r10pez10: ben that's so impolite lmao
vinewood_og: @spethycakes outtacontrol
PharaohBender27: Ohai Shrek
ghyllnox: My eyes are up here
Cinnabat: Hi Palpatin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Yeah. I immediately thought about the thing where Thanos wants to kill Deadpool because Death loves Deadpool and Thanos loves Death
dolphgrim: He's gaming
RatherLargeToad: Emperor Nerdpaltine
Elucca: regis gollum
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Sarah_Serinde: This game has so much character to it
nonananomaly: Looks a little zooted lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Revenge of the Sith Palpatine
Boon_33: This guy gave his entire life savings to build a wall.
NorthstarTex: something something something DARK SIDE
darkcyril: "This cult takeover is sponsored by Pepsi"
lamina5432: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
BusTed: thejen9Teeth
betweenmyself: If you experience a journey that is long and hard for over four hours, seek immediate medical attention.
NorthstarTex: teeth!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which considering the double pulls from FEMA will be difficult
Lysander_salamander: aw beans
hyralt: Were those gums bloody?
Vonbane: sounds like Morty
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vonbane Holy shit you're right
chianeko: Bleeding gums Murphy
Juliamon: The gums looked a bit red, but maybe not bleeding
MrQBear: You brushed recently?
HorusFive: Are teeth and gums separate checks?
NoxStryx: Check pits again?
Sarah_Serinde: I like how I requested photos and they haven't even been that interesting, thanks game :P
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we call the neighbors to talk to them?
dumbo3k: Oh, maybe you can call your new neighbors
saucemaster5000: can we call them?
NimrodXIV: try calling them?
PhuzNutz: Is he a Vogon?
thatguysteve2709: Got cat food
Sarah_Serinde: huh I don't actually know if you can call them, so I'm interested to find out
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhuzNutz He'll need stuff signed in triplicate
Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah when's the last time we got a delivery?
r10pez10: :)
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if kitty was time dependent
SquareDotCube: I have a feeling it's too late
ghyllnox: Don't think you "hey chat"ed the cat
Sarah_Serinde: ah well
saucemaster5000: dang
NimrodXIV: dang
PharaohBender27: I bet the catfood is all down beneath that trap door :p (I actually don't know, shitposting)
Mr_Horrible: British Joe probably ate the cat food while insisting he was a lion sinuuSmug
Sarah_Serinde: genuinely I don't know
Sarah_Serinde: I know how it works when you let them in in the first place
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't seen someone turn them away before :D
terribleplan: Based on this FAQ I'm reading, I think so
NimrodXIV: I think the cat food is only useful if the cat is already in
Rhynerd: i think it may be too late for the cat. i only know you get them if you let the Ball Arena in.
r10pez10: pave the save
Mr_Horrible: as far as I've experienced, yes, but the way the character talks it sounded like there might be something you can do
ghyllnox: The wiki says you can only get the cat by letting the cat lady in
Sarah_Serinde: that's what second playthroughs are for
dolphgrim: There goes our PRESTIGE
PhuzNutz: Pretty sure that "cult" is just snorting mounds of cocaine
JKBalch: @r10pez10 What save? We haven't drunk any kombucha
MacbethSeemsSus: :(
nukarockit: according to the wiki, you can only get the cat by letting the lady in. so yeah, i guess its too late for cat
Mr_Horrible: behold, Disco Elysium
IanAllenBird: disco elysium is happening out there
Sarah_Serinde: it totally is :D
Sarah_Serinde: this dingus
NorthstarTex: it IS Newman!
MacbethSeemsSus: Dotson! We got Dotson here!
HorusFive: Oh good. Somebody new to hate
thatguysteve2709: It is comic book guy
Nigouki: hello redditor
vinewood_og: @MacbethSeemsSus See? Nobody cares.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the um actually guy I hate
Lysander_salamander: oh, it's one of those guys
saucemaster5000: wayne knight?
JKBalch: Put him in the storage closet
saucemaster5000: ask him how to get jurrasic park back online!
Mr_Horrible: I find it very funny there's multiple Redditors in this game and they would absolutely hate each other
r10pez10: preach
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the one that told me I was playing MtG wrong because I liked the lore
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible Of course they would, they're redditors
ghyllnox: Well his teeth look fucked so
Sarah_Serinde: you sure about that my guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: He just lied about that
Lysander_salamander: ok
loufghyslaufey: But if everyone's a jackass, then nobody is... wait a minute.
PharaohBender27: I like him more than the faschy Brit
r10pez10: hm
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a mood but also suspiciious
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy
e_bloc: marphS
WokenClick: I bet he writes pop songs
Sarah_Serinde: well we're certainly not alone
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
IanAllenBird: well
JKBalch: Oh good, a Reddit mod
Mai_Andra: No, Buddy, people still need music. They just don't need *your* music...
r10pez10: what
saucemaster5000: is the word "pomplemousse"
Omega_Lairon: This dude needs a non-murder hobby
JKBalch: My dude, where are you nipples and belly button
ghyllnox: "One of your ilk is deathless?"
Sarah_Serinde: dang Ben good work
WokenClick: I got here late, was that a visitor
loufghyslaufey: Mhm?
r10pez10: gaming
MacbethSeemsSus: Wanna buy some death sticks?
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Juliamon: Glad our porch has a ramp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus hehehehehehe
ghyllnox: @WokenClick Yup
BusTed: good goin
Mr_Horrible: that's how I took that, yeah
thatguysteve2709: A true gamer
loufghyslaufey: @MacbethSeemsSus Handwaves: "You don't want to sell us the deathsticks."
thatguysteve2709: I wanna know how that hat stays on their head
BrindleBoar: an elephant trap would have to be huge
loufghyslaufey: Oh, they thought someone else came through here?
protojman: this is a text scam
Vonbane: does not pass vibe check
JKBalch: This seems like a scam
Cinnabat: That sure is a way to wear a hat
MacbethSeemsSus: @loufghyslaufey "I don't wanna sell you death sticks"
PhuzNutz: scam
ghyllnox: Is it ableist to wonder how someone in a wheelchair survives in this kinda environment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus I'm gonna go rethink my life
r10pez10: i'm right here ben
thatguysteve2709: This person is going to ask you to donate to an African prince
Scarbble: *was* an internet prick
Mr_Horrible: you can at least understand his angle, true
vinewood_og: That's how most of us would go out lol
IsSecretlyPaul: I don't trust anyone wearing a hat like that
Lysander_salamander: hmmmm
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
betweenmyself: Quick, get Serge on the horn!
JKBalch: Why would coffee make you invisible
MacbethSeemsSus: Bribes seem unwise
Omega_Lairon: It's Nescafe though p
thatguysteve2709: @issecretlypaul you get it
loufghyslaufey: @MacbethSeemsSus Handwaves: "You want to go home & double-down your life."
Sarah_Serinde: yeah feels like you're in a pretty good place right now, given that
IanAllenBird: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PhuzNutz: nOPE
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
Mr_Horrible: that's a 10%
saucemaster5000: >:-(
r10pez10: nelson???
Lysander_salamander: the fisheye lens is not helping things
PharaohBender27: And here I thought that apologetic build-up was to let them in :D
ghyllnox: o\/o
Leshoyadut: Ben just turning down all of the perfectly nice-looking people, smh.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFRUMP lady be like
adept_nekomancer: This is so many nopes.
vinewood_og: @r10pez10 That's clearly Melson.
lamina5432: 4 people in one night?
samwiser_: Hopper?
loufghyslaufey: Crap. Their kids.
JKBalch: They are too nice, seems bad
IanAllenBird: hm!
loufghyslaufey: Oh, nevermind.
NonchalantAvenger: דוד
itbedefii: NOPE
PharaohBender27: katesSus
NonchalantAvenger: sus
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude
Kramburger: This dude's wife 100% would flinch if you scratch your nose too quickly
Scarbble: nahhhh
ghyllnox: Hmmmmmmmmm
NonchalantAvenger: very very sus
thatguysteve2709: Weird
Cinnabat: WELL NOW
magical_writer: she looks like she hates him
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hospital would go get a social worker
NimrodXIV: nah
NonchalantAvenger: she's too tired to say a WORD?
thatguysteve2709: I got death cult vibes for you if you wanna come in
MTigress: he has an energy drink but won't give it to his tired wife
UtilityPunk: Vibe Check: The Game
IanAllenBird: nooo
Orxolon: can we hey chat the cat?
Cinnabat: Yeah, no ty
PharaohBender27: :O
r10pez10: what
terribleplan: lool
empyreon: D:
spethycakes: D:
lamina5432: :)
Lysander_salamander: maybe the little girl
adept_nekomancer: Less than 2 obviously does not mean 0. :(
thatguysteve2709: Death cult
NimrodXIV: hope girl is safe
UtilityPunk: Ohnoes, did the cult dudes die?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Death cult is my guess
ghyllnox: @Orxolon He did, looks like it's too late for the cat since we didn't let the cat lady in
samwiser_: I would be really worried about opening that door...
JKBalch: Death cult kill themselves?
ghyllnox: I wonder if you have to check each of the cult members
terribleplan: The government? Shooting dogs? Never.
Orxolon: @ghyllnox oh nooo
ghyllnox: Welp I'm a Visitor :(
IanAllenBird: the sun is burning the world down and skin irritation is a sign?
NimrodXIV: whew
IanAllenBird: oh, hm
Cinnabat: sus...
MacbethSeemsSus: Still check
Aceviru: Phew
r10pez10: oh, maybe?
ghyllnox: Did you check them both?
Mr_Horrible: he *did* say to "protect" them, but given their value system, unclear what that means
Cinnabat: So we... vibin?
saucemaster5000: The cult goes dying one by one hurrah, hurrah SingsNote
HorusFive: Radio signal cutting out? Or is that meant to be visitors stuttering?
lamina5432: castorice wouldn't despise anyone
Sarah_Serinde: Might as well use your energy
Mazrae: Newman.......
Sarah_Serinde: Ben tell me if food delivery reminders are annoying
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, won't cause problems huh
ghyllnox: "I lose steam quickly but also gain steam quickly"
Juliamon: bee's dick!
IanAllenBird: bee's dick....
BusTed: bee's dick spotted
shendaras: seabatClap
MacbethSeemsSus: So, he got banned from reddit
SnackPak_: a wild bee's dick!
Lysander_salamander: oh he's a floridian
magical_writer: Bee's dick !
Scarbble: a bee's dick away....
e_bloc: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: :)
r10pez10: :)
nukarockit: id say photo
circusofkirkus: dude probably has nasty pits
MacbethSeemsSus: hands, twofer
BusTed: which one can you stand to see
Pteraspidomorphi: Is hands the new one?
Sarah_Serinde: haha yeah of course he's red
IanAllenBird: his aura sucks but it's not full of mold
r10pez10: chat what colour is your aura
JKBalch: Not sure what i was expecting
Sarah_Serinde: it's details like that that I enjoy, the cultist photos unfortunately haven't been that interesting
Pteraspidomorphi: Octarine
Juliamon: amber
NimrodXIV: one way to find out
Lysander_salamander: covers the smell of death maybe?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, good. They haven't blacklisted you yet.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh
Solo_Support: not buchless :(
IanAllenBird: o7
ghyllnox: You could try the coffee
BusTed: time flies
Lysander_salamander: oh, the saves are limited?
KeytarCat: There are cigs next to the phone, if we want to read their text
loufghyslaufey: The neighbors might havr?
hyralt: gg
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
r10pez10: ok i'm going to the grocery store don't be visitors
PharaohBender27: Everyone knows that one of the qualifiers to join FEMA is despising coffee Kappa
Scarbble: welp, there goes boochless
Orxolon: noooooooooooooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's almost like the game was very good
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like another half hour to an hour would be enough to finish it, maybe less depending on how things went. But it's a lot
Aceviru: It's clock out time
hesterbyrde: time is fun when you're having flies
Sarah_Serinde: It's a very good game
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
r10pez10: real good hustle ben
MungoDude: this was an interesting experience
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
lamina5432: gnight
dolphgrim: Incredible work out there in the trenches! 🫡💯
magical_writer: Good game. good stream
Sarah_Serinde: Would love to come back to it :)
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits
Cinnabat: Gnighty!
hesterbyrde: Thank you for the stream
Mr_Horrible: so you can, iirc, save as "suspend" feature with the save and quit. The Booch puts a snapshot on where you are so you can explore other branches from that point
Suffix: Well played.
Gekyouryuu: have a good night, everybody
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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DaFhaye: That was fun
Sarah_Serinde: Mr_Horrible Oh yeah that sounds right
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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spethycakes: Thanks for another fun stream!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the great stream!
Mr_Horrible: I do love a smilin' Beej
saucemaster5000: stimulate Beej
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
pimiento: F yea
Mr_Horrible: I *REALLY* gotta finish that before you guys stream it lrrLUL
Aceviru: Ty for a great day Cheer100
Lysander_salamander: Silent hill F does look cool
spethycakes: Happy Beej, happy.... siege?
gameboy350: Happy Beej, happy meej?
vinewood_og: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
drdngr: kbyeee
ghyllnox: F
adept_nekomancer: Silent Hill lrrEFF
Mr_Horrible: SHf whips so far, yeah
PharaohBender27: Cheer83
hesterbyrde: so hype to watch y'all play SHf. I found this stream when yall were doing the original four
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
dolphgrim: Thanks, Ben! Another Tuesday for the scrap books. Get some rest!
Nigouki: rename it Benday on LRR calendar
ghyllnox: Nah
couchboyj: Nah, Tuesdays with Ben is a weekly highlight
DaFhaye: That. That was some excited energy
ghyllnox: I'm sorry you have to be there for 12 hours though
Solo_Support: lerm tug
DaFhaye: Nah. Tuesday forever
Aceviru: It's the best day, but I do hope you get enough rest
Lysander_salamander: yay
Suffix: Cool!
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad you had fun with this! I really liked the game when I was shown the demo for it, so I was hyped for it coming out
itira: tqsWiggle
dolphgrim: skunky21Rat skunky21Rat skunky21Rat skunky21Rat skunky21Rat
Sarah_Serinde: I'm so excited for this
Pharmacistjudge: BEN...
Lysander_salamander: oh, I need to try that
ghyllnox: Yeahhhh food would help with that
Solo_Support: oh shit i love slay the princess
Sarah_Serinde: Another one to try and keep my mouth shut and manage chat :P
Juliamon: I'm super hyped (to watch the vod, I sadly will be out of the house during TS)
The_Timo: WHAT?!
Mr_Horrible: Ben wants to create nightmares
Juliamon: TEEMO TIME
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you understand Nicole's eating challenges a little better? It's what often happens at clinics in my experience
Sarah_Serinde: Though Talking Sim does tend to have a higher tolerance for spoilers
Dog_of_Myth: AH so Team Satan
Mr_Horrible: EVERY day is Teemo Tuesday now
The_Timo: :(
loufghyslaufey: <(=w=)>
ghyllnox: 2XKO better look out for the Nope Boys!
PharaohBender27: I've seen some Slay the Princess and bought it; it's on my backlog, but MAN was Abby Howard the underdog who made it big :D
ghyllnox: @The_Timo LUL
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I'm super happy that the game has done so well, she and her partner worked *so* hard on it (and their other game) and they deserve it
Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 I've really loved the stuff she's done, yeah
Lockraemono: strong work
loufghyslaufey: Ra tatata tatata tatun!
iris_of_ether: escher3BUZZ
AMuseOfFirebane: byeee!
Orxolon: Thanks, Ben!Thanks for the stream!g night every1
Suffix: See you tomorrow Ben!
spethycakes: Visitors do like to sneak in there
loufghyslaufey: Yeah
shendaras: benginHype
iris_of_ether: benginPop benginPop benginPop
AMuseOfFirebane: Gasp!!!
Juliamon: ZA is coming
NimrodXIV: heck yeah
Lysander_salamander: congrats
Orxolon: AZ¿?
itira: wait really!?
frameshifty: awesome!
Mr_Horrible: Bengineering rises from the grave
Aceviru: Pog
Lysander_salamander: Oh, there's a new pokemon?
Orxolon: nais
lamina5432: looking forward to it
gibbousm: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
Orxolon: will be there
Suffix: That's the word, birds.
spethycakes: oooh auspicious news
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay!!!
Juliamon: Lysander_salamander It's a new Legends game
Lysander_salamander: I kind of want to try the new digimon game
Mr_Horrible: that's Z-A, right?
ghyllnox: Sweet!
itira: tqsGrass
Aceviru: lrrSHINE
Orxolon: byeee
DaFhaye: Very excited to see you back
Lysander_salamander: Oh the Legends game
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Omthebox: Ĺater
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DaFhaye: Especially to playing pokemon
vinewood_og: LUL
MTigress: thx for strem!
ContingentCat: Thanks Ben lrrHEART
loufghyslaufey: Bengineering: "The Returnal Comeback!"
DaFhaye: Will there be a Remy?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Suffix: And a Gus!
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Another card game?
shendaras: benginBark
Juliamon: uh
Sarah_Serinde: uh :D
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
itira: tqsWTF
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSPOOP
samwiser_: :) thanks everyone.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LoadingReadyRun: woop
iris_of_ether: Uh oh lol
MTigress: lol
loufghyslaufey: mattlrBork2 mattlrBork2 mattlrBork2
ProcyonFlynn: #TellHeather
tehfewl: round 2
spethycakes: lrrSPOOPY
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Spoooooky!
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL lrrLUL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
Mr_Horrible: "Just remember, you're here forever"
MacbethSeemsSus: Roll it back!
Aceviru: lrrSPOOPY
Suffix: Perfect.
lamina5432: 3 more hours
Suffix: lrrSPOOPY
iris_of_ether: lrrSPOOPY
DaFhaye: Ah it's tuesday again
math_nerdette: There's gonna be some really big spoops
ghyllnox: Uhhh.... One More? lrrLUL
loufghyslaufey: Perfect endstart, note noes
loufghyslaufey: @ghyllnox Would James...!?
LordZarano: You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You will slay her.
Aceviru: (Gn everyone)
Sarah_Serinde: LordZarano the wording of that last line itches my brain every time you post it :P