TXC2: title change!
TehAmelie: assemble the hype squads!
TXC2: hello TehAmelie
TehAmelie: yo
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Earthenone:
TehAmelie: this potato soup i made is yummy, but a little too much vinegar. wonder if you could neutralize that with lye. . .
Flyingdelorion: Thank you @TXC2
TehAmelie: not that i have any
Lord_Hosk: Come on chat... 50/50
Flyingdelorion: @TehAmelie Vinegar is sour, to compensate you need something salt..could be just slat or something like soysauce?
Lord_Hosk: Dont vote with your heart... Vote 50/50
TehAmelie: soy could work
Foxmar320: We Fleemin?
Manae: Or a slightly salty gravy
TXC2: Foxmar320 they hatin' ?
Cunobelenos: Dreamin', Fleemin', and Schemein'
TehAmelie: well, now it's sour and salty
Lord_Hosk: Chat you are really disappointing me on voting 50/50 on this poll
LoadingReadyRun: good
LoadingReadyRun:
Cunobelenos: I tried, Hosk. I put my Omenpaths vote it.
Shadowsoflife: there still time
Jethrain: who up fleemin they omenpaths
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alchemistsavant: Oh shit, duskmourn is back?
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Graham
Flyingdelorion: @TehAmelie Hm, did you mix it well? Always difficult to converse live through this medium...
Cunobelenos: Happy timezone, y'all.
ArdCollider: hi bob and also Graham
Rayvarn:
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TehAmelie: heey it's team CG, playing card games!
TXC2: that soundbite is James right?
DAC169:
hi Corey! 
hi Graham!
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alchemistsavant: I feel like I remember them doing that bit but I can't recall *when* it happened.
TXC2: !dragonshield
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2:
there's enough landfall already 
Lord_Hosk: James gives all your cards draw land
DAC169:
Duskmourn! 
aitsu100: yay bugs
MadraCrann: big rhino
alchemistsavant: Is... Valgavoth's carapace the house itself? I honestly didn't think about that until now, thanks for the additional horror Cori
DAC169: did you know they didn't properly announce the end of the Final Fantasy draft?
Lord_Hosk: We are deciding what to draft... and chat is picking the right choice, instead of the RIGHT right choice.
TehAmelie: Moominpaths
LurkerSpine: I wonder if they'll ever add the phlottery
ArdCollider: or just wait for the Rebecca Sugar Moomin movie!
BrowneePointz: momenpaths? I love Lewis Carroll!
ArdCollider: coming soon.
TXC2:
Gods how I wished people played the Phylottery on Arene
NoxStryx: Though the moominpaths
BrowneePointz: I’m excited for the Rebecca Sugar movie
Justherefortherewards: If they can make Furby into a SL, they can do it with Moomin
TXC2: do Moomins and then do The Racoons Secret lair
BrowneePointz: just skip Belzenlok’s cmc and you’re good
Bruceski: The only Momir strategy I do is "skip turn 1"
BlasterKyubey210: knock knock sometimes happens
aitsu100: ooo life and cards
BlasterKyubey210: me, I just want more scifi and mech stuff but
iris_of_ether: Ooh, added card draw awesome in Momir
TXC2:
give me that double wammy of shows I thought I had drempt
BlasterKyubey210: mostly tcg with mechs feel limited
BlasterKyubey210: edge of Eternity got me wandering mentally 8'to worry
ShaneLeeAtk: For some reason I have The Raccoons tied to me playing the original MegaMan on NES
aitsu100: Fraggle Rock secret lair wizards you cowards
Mangledpixel: boop
BrowneePointz: Secret Lair Ghibli with Pom Poko Treasure tokens
Sogheim: @aitsu100 The Dark Crystal secret lair would sell so well
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
BrowneePointz: cuz…family jewels
Ristow: they really should attack with the 1/1 though
Bruceski: My second game my opponent got the "play 2 more lands a turn" creature and then went into Vorinclex. Momir doing Momir things
BlasterKyubey210: but yea
Mangledpixel: it, as they say, goes
BlasterKyubey210: wonder if there's Mech themed MTG sets Yi look forward to
alchemistsavant: I zone out and come back to you having tomebound lich, sick!!!
BlasterKyubey210: well stupid questions aside, hey hey
aitsu100: which king
TXC2:
I had multiple game of this where opp got rares and mythics and I got bad commons
Justherefortherewards: I'm.. surprised they haven't conceded yet
BlasterKyubey210: @txc2 that feels like bad luck on your group
Bruceski: "one or more" so it only sacs one of them
TXC2:
BlasterKyubey210 well I was also on the draw 7 times in a row, so yes
BrowneePointz: um excuse you Graham…that’s a Fell Beast *shoves glasses through own skull*
Mangledpixel: are there instant-lose cards in Momir on Arena like there is in MTGO?
BlasterKyubey210: @mangledpixel concerning more like
BrowneePointz: belzenlok @mangledpixel
aitsu100: oh wow
Jethrain: you WHAT
Justherefortherewards: LOL
alchemistsavant: Hell yeah Towering Titan
DAC169:
kilgaen: Frodo asked to carry the ring after they just came back from Mordor
Mangledpixel: aha, fun, thanks @BrowneePointz
TXC2: !card belzenlok
LRRbot: Did you mean: The Many Deeds of Belzenlok; Demonlord Belzenlok; Blessing of Belzenlok; Rite of Belzenlok
alchemistsavant: So fun in a wall deck
realbadatthis_: get absolutely pummeled opponent
BrowneePointz: !card demonlord belzenlok
LRRbot: Demonlord Belzenlok [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Demonlord Belzenlok enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then put that card into your hand. If the card's mana value is 4 or greater, repeat this process. Demonlord Belzenlok deals 1 damage to you for each card put into your hand this way.
alchemistsavant: I think it was og jumpstart?
QuixoticScrivener: j22?
TXC2: BTW there's alchemy cards in this momir
BrowneePointz: Belzenlok insta decks you @txc2
bartimus_thundercask: Original jumpstart in the defenders booster
Tobenamed1: OMG
TXC2: BrowneePointz ah, thanks
TehAmelie: giant woman saves the day! or maybe tipped the scales at least
Tobenamed1: I am here for the Wednesday stream. Im normally at work
TXC2: hello Tobenamed1 welcome
Diabore: i hold till 3
DAC169: @BrowneePointz there's a few that insta-decks in Momir
kilgaen: an Ice Cube Lord not even an Ice King
TXC2: unless you hit lanowar elves, doing a one drop is a bad idea IMO
BrowneePointz: so on a Whim I saw Dragonfruit Mt Dew and bought it. It’s actually incredibly good
Jethrain: there's a *lot* of overcosted cost reductions and "if you cast this" (you didn't cast this)
TehAmelie: Glacon is Ice Cube's name in French huh?
Diabore: oof, thats just an extra mana a turn
Tobenamed1: I tutor kids and not enough of the older kids scheduled sessions
Bruceski: Waiting on a UPS delivery and got hypnotized by the tracker. Whatever space-filling delivery route it does has me in the middle of a bunch of clusters so the truck slowly spirlans in toward me. It's both fascinating and maddening.
Bruceski: *spirals
BraveOthello: Yeah., I got a dork that made #of creatures mana
BraveOthello: It was cracked
KeytarCat: What's the format today?
BrowneePointz: Momir @keytarcat
Bruceski: currently Momir
TXC2: KeytarCat this is Momir, later Duskmorn draft
BlasterKyubey210: the feeling of marching forward with more stuff
Diabore: 3
BrowneePointz: WE GOTTA DO 3!
BlasterKyubey210: yea this Draft is themed on some fun sets
Bruceski: I think it would just exile both of them
bbblehh: !card phyrexian dragon engine
LRRbot: Phyrexian Dragon Engine [3] (melds with: Mishra, Claimed by Gix; into: Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia) | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dragon [2/2] | Double strike / When this creature enters from your graveyard, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw three cards. / Unearth {3}{R}{R}
KeytarCat: !card momir
LRRbot: Did you mean: Momir Vig, Simic Visionary; Momir Vig, Simic Visionary Avatar
BrowneePointz: it would exile them both
BrowneePointz: but it’d be FUNNY
BrowneePointz: Cori should make an that Mishra commander deck
Justherefortherewards: The witch king and the balrog lol
TXC2: of Morgoth?!
TehAmelie: the game is into LotR today
BlasterKyubey210: well
KeytarCat: !card factory of momir vig
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: have you actually seen how large a full melded card is Cori? (also melded Mishra is gross)
BlasterKyubey210: yea this group's using Middle Earth fun stuff
kilgaen: between this and the witch king, you might be the baddies
KeytarCat: Aight, what's the format and what does it mean?
BlasterKyubey210: when will we have RDA Mechs one day
Sorator13: Ooh, what are we playing today?
Bruceski: Arena melded cards aren't big, sadly
DAC169: @KeytarCat mid-week magic, Momir
BrowneePointz: yea it should be bigger and have pomp and circumstance
Justherefortherewards: I remember how Meld-heavy the collector booster draft for Final Fantasy was
BlasterKyubey210: @keytarcat theme draft door is Momir feat Lord of the Rings
Jethrain: @KeytarCat once a turn, pay X and pitch a card to make a completely random creature token with mana value X. Your deck is entirely lands
Sorator13: Momir??? wild, nice
TehAmelie: @kilgaen we're all in this together. WE're the baddies!
TXC2: KeytarCat it's called momir, you have a deck of lands, you can discard one and pay mana to get a random creature
Bruceski: I got to see a Big Furry Monster in play once, can't recall what shenanigans got it out there
BrowneePointz: I’ve wanted to make a Firesong and Sunspeaker commander deck for FOREVER. they’re SUCH a neat commander
KeytarCat: ooh, fun, thanks!
BlasterKyubey210: yea the roll dice for this one features quite a lot of random creatures and some riles
BrowneePointz: Unfortunately, they were almost impossible to freaking get for a while
BlasterKyubey210: pretty much adapt to the chaos
BrowneePointz: Because they were a buy box promo
Diabore: cmon etali
Diabore: oh no
BlasterKyubey210: things get stupid quickly
BrowneePointz: anyways chat, make a fire song and sun speaker deck sometime. It’s a very different Boros deck. also you get to use Sunforger
TXC2:
welp we've lost
Kentosaurus: uh oh
BrowneePointz: ope OP might’ve just won
Diabore: etali please!
BlasterKyubey210: especially with some of the combinations that sneak in
DAC169: no, Koma's ability
TXC2: Koma is not ok
Diabore: they can sac a coil every turn to tap down sadly
BrowneePointz: I’m glad Koma got Compleated
BrowneePointz: Toski didn’t deserve it
Diabore: hoverguard would be great
Diabore: 10 is great, skip 11 and 12 imo, 13 is emmy
Justherefortherewards: Zacama
Justherefortherewards: ?
DarthRagnar815: Gishath?
TXC2: well big Emma is on Arena now, so go all the way to 15?
bbblehh: surely you could get up to 15 and hit an emrakul
BrowneePointz: Zacama
Diabore: zac is 9
Chesul: 9
Justherefortherewards: Ghishath is damage turns into more dinosaurs
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Justherefortherewards:
I exclusively play Pantlaza Brawl 
bartimus_thundercask: Technically i think we can go to 15 for emerkul
BrowneePointz: you want 9 10 and 13
TXC2: it was added FOR momir
realbadatthis_: hell yeah a bringer!
BlasterKyubey210: yea some cards sneak in in recent stuff
Dog_of_Myth: Added with the last anthology
Uniclonus: Yeah, the Bringers are in the re, specifically for Momir
Diabore: historic anthology added it, but it was in momir for a while
TXC2: bless you
Anubis169:
Bless you 
TXC2: there was a big lack of 8+ drops
BrowneePointz: not enough targets at that cost iirc
BlasterKyubey210: well
DAC169: the dawn set of creatures were added recently
Diabore: theyre running out of coils
BlasterKyubey210: iw
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Mangledpixel: well well well, three holes in the ground
BlasterKyubey210: going to get going
RixtonSnek: welp~
BlasterKyubey210: good luck with the rest of the event
Justherefortherewards: Zacama also untaps your lands, but only if you cast it, so I guess that doesn't work for Momir
realbadatthis_: what has afflict 2
Chesul: Even if we get Bug Z, they get to use it before we do.
TXC2: so long BlasterKyubey210 stay safe
BraveOthello: Oh yessss
TXC2: mit-otic ?
TehAmelie: i think they procreate by mitosis
bbblehh: powerstone works for momir ability at least
Justherefortherewards:
Do 6 for Burning Sun's Avatar, pings op for 3 
Bruceski: surprised they didn't sac it
Justherefortherewards: surely you'd just hit
Diabore: lets do 10
TXC2: TehAmelie right that makes sense
Mangledpixel: Your totic?
Sorator13: your toe ticks?
kilgaen: so, are they gonna win this after all?
Kentosaurus: It's alchemy. which means I don't bother reading it
Diabore: i think 11 is bad yeah
TehAmelie: so maybe they're all Mrs Mitotic?
BrowneePointz: 10 is what we want or 6 for like a haste dragon
TXC2: "so tell me, is there a Mx Totic?"
RixtonSnek: woops
TXC2: winner!
Diabore: op clicked through noooo
Justherefortherewards: I'm willing to bet they just went 'oops.
Chesul: XD Stealing wins!
Foxmar320: We count those
BrowneePointz: Hey, you all previewed that card
Kentosaurus: maybe it's a very small town
Dog_of_Myth: A win is a win
Diabore: accepting the gifted wins
Diabore: oh no
Diabore: they HIGH rolled
BrowneePointz: so what bit of Lorwyn are you excited for?
BrowneePointz: I know there’s another set this year, but I’m a little more excited about the final return after 19 years
Diabore: 2/2 menace
witchy_snake: Oohh momir vig on arena I see, nice nice.
TehAmelie: it looks weird with our winged hippo avatar IMO
fnoggchamp: i got some equipment spellbook guy in momir earlier, so it is possible
Diabore: @witchy_snake mid week magic yeah
jamwno: Just got to roll a NEO reconfigure creature so you get equipment
BraveOthello: Pheldagriff OP
bensoloist: If I remember right you can toggle the spinnies off
Diabore: are we an aura equipment deck?
Bruceski: Animunitha
Kentosaurus: @bensoloist please tell me your secrets
TehAmelie: but why do we have a flying machine?
Diabore: booo
realbadatthis_: damnithia
bensoloist: I think you just click on them
TXC2:
man enlist was so bad
jamwno: Enlist is fixed banding
Bruceski: Time for the Enlist dance?
Diabore: i see graham chooses to not play around sundering titan, respect
accountmadeforants:
Well hey, it does at least let you play lands 
Chesul: 4 mana ramp!@
bbblehh: oh wow ramp in blue
Jethrain: you can play the land without paying its mana cost!
Diabore: YUP
TXC2:
it's like a homelands card 
Diabore: 7
Diabore: iirc
DAC169: is it on Arena?
Justherefortherewards: its 8
Diabore: @DAC169 sure is, bonus sheet brothers war
BraveOthello: RIP
Chesul: Whelp, we're done.
BrowneePointz: honestly, the thing that makes me laugh the most about this upcoming return to Lorwyn, is that it’s been so long it will be both the longer term players like you AND the more recent players like Cori’s first full time there
Kentosaurus: the classic play, "waiting for abomination of gudul"
Diabore: they started at 1 so they cap at 6
TehAmelie: "aka the Gudler"
witchy_snake: Only 1 plant get bigger iirc
alchemistsavant: that's a goodn'!
bbblehh: oh wow thats a card
Chesul: Ok, that's very good.
couchboyj: If there is a Gudler, is there also a Badler?
TXC2: it's Goodlin time!
TehAmelie: wait, Waiting for Gudler sounds like a real homage
Chesul: That means we're likely to get to 13.
DAC169: @witchy_snake 1 plant gets 4 +1/+1 counters, yes
realbadatthis_: porcuparrot
Diabore: sadness
Justherefortherewards: big money, various whammies
Jethrain: i do wish the creature list was curated a bit for "this thing does nothing in this mode"
Kentosaurus: I feel like 7 drops hit more consistently than 8 in momir, but I may be wrong
BrowneePointz: nah
Sorator13: @Jethrain that's part of the fun, though!
BrowneePointz: Momir is fun cuz of the duds
Mindfire13: Maybe you can conjure an instant or sorcery into your hand
BrowneePointz: and the whoops I just die
TXC2: yes, that feature is MUST
TehAmelie: do Momir games ever go to mill?
Diabore: momir cant be all bangers
fnoggchamp:
but what about random threshold creatures
BrowneePointz: I have Belzenlok’d myself at LEAST 4 times in Momir and I laugh every time
DylPage: Opponent doing the hokey pokey.
Bruceski: I think that was the Enlist Dance. Order of triggers is a bit unintuitive
couchboyj: Momir's just getting Viggy with it, he doesn't care what does or doesn't work
Diabore: its a 7/7 flier
Diabore: thats enough
BrowneePointz: Jamaica
TXC2: Ban in brawl Iona
roastbeefsandwitch: ENDLESS HORDE INCOMING. Fun stream from a couple of days ago, Whisper Mountain Outbreak.
TXC2: *banned in
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BrowneePointz: Iona, Jamaica
Anubis169: !lrrmtg
TehAmelie: wow, not even keeping the chump blockers
Justherefortherewards: so if I'm watching it on twitch, I should not go watch that vod?
Foxmar320: The flunge scoop
TXC2: !youtube
James_LRR: Can you Phlottery in Arena?
Anubis169: that one
Sorator13:
the LRRStreams channel, not the LRRMTGReplays channel 
NonchalantAvenger: will u do any more R.E.P.O or operation Lockaown? those were so sickkkk
fnoggchamp: @Foxmar320 floop?
TXC2: James_LRR kinda, there's Belzenlok
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Mangledpixel: you successfully mowed a mir
Foxmar320: @fnoggchamp Floop indeed
Mindfire13: Bezenlottery
Diabore: i think phage is in
TXC2: she is not
BrowneePointz: yes Belzenlok
TehAmelie: we did used to have a code with emotes to announce it
Dog_of_Myth: No Phage
Diabore: booo
DAC169:
@roastbeefsandwitch I missed it because I forget 
NoxStryx: What if i'm watching on neither twitch or youtube?
BrowneePointz: nonland
BrowneePointz: greater than 4
Diabore: they need to add phage because theres also new etali at 7 that just wins
DAC169: there's also the Etali that gets Phyrexian'd that insta-decks both players
BrowneePointz: also yea 7 mana Etali exiles both decks and the. you win @loadingreadyrun
BrowneePointz: then*
roastbeefsandwitch: if anyone is interested, there's a way to may Momir Vig into a 4-player commander experience. Based on something someone brought to convention once. Pack the lands, then pack all the drops, grouped by cost. Mine is Morph themed, but pick your poison.
TehAmelie: what if we put the all spiders ON a spaceship?
Kentosaurus: FLEEM!
Dog_of_Myth: FLEEM
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TXC2: FLEEM!
BrowneePointz: kill it with a bat
Mangledpixel: Cleem the Fleem!
ArdCollider: oh no your pee hole, it's Fleem
DAC169:
FLEEM! 
Sorator13: @ArdCollider I-
BrowneePointz: someone run that thing over with a lawnmower
Diabore: duskmourn a good time
Dog_of_Myth: Sorry @BrowneePointz but Fleem is in
Jethrain: @BrowneePointz it looks like someone already did
alchemistsavant: @ArdCollider Cameron shuddering and holding his hands over his crotch
TehAmelie: @BrowneePointz in past tense?
ArdCollider: @Sorator13 cam thinks fleem looks like it might swim up one's pee hole and has mentioned it two TTCs in a row
Frankensteins_Hamster: i dont subscribe to your canadian units of time
Sorator13: @ArdCollider some thoughts can be inside thoughts
DAC169:
"we're gonna draft one of the best sets in the last 5 years" 
TXC2: so Fleem is a candiru ?
BrowneePointz: I hate Fleem more than most people hate Loot
Diabore: ooh aristocrat math
witchy_snake: I'm pretty sure I haven't opened Arena for a whole year, but now I'm tempted to open it
ArdCollider: Nelson absolutely derailing in the second TTC of that run was amazing.
realbadatthis_: Fleem, also known as Urethra Franklin
wedge_x: Fleem and Loot OTP
Diabore: if it wheels can we go mono black dad?
alchemistsavant: I want Loot and Fleem on the same card together so everything can die together at once
TXC2:
realbadatthis_ wow
ArdCollider: yeah, if you don't follow Bugs Maytrix and her Fleem and Loot babysitting fics on Bluesky, get on that
BraveOthello: Yes creepy peepy
BrowneePointz: woah woah, put respect on Standard Allstar Doomsday Exceuciator!(who sucks in draft)
BrowneePointz: excruciator*
Diabore: bw is reanimator in this iirc
alchemistsavant: lotta horror monsters have 4 or greater power too, who would've thought
Mangledpixel: Rooneral Fyoom
BrowneePointz: ye BW reanimate for this format
Diabore: ooh egoist, we can actually aristocrat
BrowneePointz: more like Fun-eral amirite
alchemistsavant: Omniscience draft superstar Spectral Snatcher
TehAmelie: have you tried being an unpopular egotist? it's boring, no one listens to you
DAC169: don't the cheerleaders die first?
couchboyj: She flies like Spiderman "flies"
Sorator13: @DAC169 save the cheerleader, save the world?
TXC2: when fun meets feral you get funeral!
TheWooglie: save the cheerleader save the world
Kentosaurus: love the flavor text on popular egoist
BrowneePointz: yea I don’t care much for the hee hee hoo hoo 80s nods half of Duskmourn. I like the Eldritch living mansion horror though.
Mindfire13: Lair for fixing
Diabore: oh right arabella, rw is good
Mindfire13: And trigger eerie
Anubis169: Much like the 80s, it had some super cheese, and some really REALLY messed up stuff
Frankensteins_Hamster: ring-ring-ring, horroror phone
rentar42: this a slightly pre-demoned goat
TehAmelie: a Fisher Price phone coming alive would be the worst monster ever. cause it cannot be destroyed
rentar42: for instant full-demon, just add mana
KeytarCat: !card animated screen
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Diabore: this was a really fun omni draft
BrowneePointz: so after the events of Aetherdrift I think Winter is just deaaaaaaaad
BrowneePointz: He lost the race
theambivalentagender: I thought there was art of him getting housemeld'd
Diabore: dragged back to duskmourn iirc, and the last lore was he was screaming
BrowneePointz: and Valgavoth dragged his ass screaming back to Duskmourn
TXC2:
how Ironic, the car set killed winter, just like in real life
Kentosaurus: Is it a race to the death?
3schr: If Valgavoth wants you to win and you don't, then you're dead
QuixoticScrivener: poor Winter, he had a confused color identity, and then he died
Diabore: ooh land
theambivalentagender: The race wasn't a death race but valgavoth had a "win or die" clause on him.
BrowneePointz: elder demon portal magic. He also bound him with the speed demon as a control measure.
KeytarCat: I would simply escape the cosmic moth entity
3schr: The Speed Demon was his escort. He was out, but not free
BrowneePointz: Which is why he looked all ghostly blue
alchemistsavant: Well he had Valgavoth's hands around his throat (figuratively, and literally I guess)
Jundinator: Hello G. Isn't LRRMTG usually on Thursday?
BrowneePointz: new schedule @jundinator
Diabore: @Jundinator oh that hasnt been true since the subathon
Kentosaurus: that bear trap is giving you tetanus
Diabore: wednesday is the new forever slot
Sorator13: I never want to meet the bears that trap is for
TehAmelie: wait, the racing set had a singular "speed demon" in it? seems like a foregone conclusion then
BrowneePointz: To hurt anyone trying to take it off
BrowneePointz: yes The Speed Demon was even a card
NoxStryx: Bear trap in design, but not in intended target
KeytarCat: !card haunted screen
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Diabore: ooh arabella, splash red?
Foxmar320:
Didn't hear it can you do it again
BrowneePointz: !card The Speed Demon
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Foxmar320:
ShaneLeeAtk: Ding dong ding dong Living Phone
Foxmar320: A true professional at work everyone
NoxStryx: This would never happen on a lets nope stream
alchemistsavant: chew a hole and do the rest
vinewood_og: No one tell Cam
KeytarCat: Used your precognitive 18 on that will save
witchy_snake: We reserve the good belch for Talking Simulator, obviously
BrowneePointz: Graham never goes for the low hanging fruit. But he does go for the balls sometimes. *rimshot*
Diabore: do it for the memes!
realbadatthis_: @witchy_snake and Live
Foxmar320: @BrowneePointz clap clap clap clap
KeytarCat: I've been making D&D characters, don't worry about it
Sorator13: You made this? I made this.
matthaus_c: we stan a 6 mana edict
DAC169: so it's really good, but requires 4 black mana
rentar42: it's a 6 mana symetric edict! ... almost
witchy_snake: "What does it do?" Well it didn't get banned like the first one, so it's not as good for sure.
Jethrain: it'd be rude not to run meathook massacre 2, the sequel to meathook massacre
Diabore: its nowhere near the original, original was a masterpiece
alchemistsavant: If only you had first picked the doomsday guy for maximum black pips
TXC2: Meathook massacre 3: straight to DVD
BrowneePointz: what if it’s an Aliens 3 though
Mangledpixel: in Meathook Massacre X they go to space
NoxStryx: Could be just a 4 mana enchantment that makes stuff dying bad for op
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: I guess you can play it for x=0 to make combat hell for your opponent?
alchemistsavant: I hope you manage to have victor as your third pack rare
lamina5432: what would a BBBBBBXXX cost enchantment even do
KeytarCat: Blue Prince, but it's Duskmorn
DAC169:
@Mangledpixel I just watched Jason X a few hours ago! 
Diabore: skullcrab!
Sorator13: ooh, land
rentar42: now I want's dave's spoksman sell me "Rooms, rooms! Rooms?!"
Mangledpixel: @DAC169 ha, awesome
QuixoticScrivener: dual land?
matthaus_c: casting it for X=0 isn't much more likely to happen before turn 6 than X=1 tho
TXC2: rugrats of the rice
witchy_snake: Outside of Duskmourn, what other plane/set would it make sense to have "Meathook Massacre 3"?
DAC169: infection's good
TehAmelie: Minors of the Maize
Cptasparagus: Sorghum shorties
Mindfire13: Babies of the Barley
sporkraptor: puppies of the potatoes
Diabore: @witchy_snake meathook 1 was innistrad
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: @witchy_snake Has WOTC got a horror license for UB yet?
Juliamon: Rakdos would have a Meathook Massacre
sporkraptor: rugrats of the arugala
alchemistsavant: Jaws just got an SL but not a full set yet
DAC169: @witchy_snake back at Innistrad, called Another Meathook Massacre
KeytarCat: Take the flashlight, watch them DC (Dead by Daylight joke)
rentar42: spongebob, in some sense
Diabore: right yeah the childs play one
matthaus_c: do you count Jaws as horror
Mangledpixel: Walking Dead
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: hmm I don't think Chuckie would work for meathook 3
Jundinator: Does Walking Deas count
Juliamon: (as a performance)
matthaus_c: oh right Walking Dead lmao
NoxStryx: Does "Iron Maiden" count?
QuixoticScrivener: is Stranger Things horror?
fnoggchamp: Freddy vs Jace when
lamina5432: there was a couple of horror secret lairs
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: ooh Evil Dead could work for Meathook 3
BrowneePointz: look I thought they were gonna do a Jurassic Park style UB for Resident Evil for Duskmourn. One of the few called shots I completely missed.
Mangledpixel: and arguably WH40K
Foxmar320:
Does Sonic count
Jethrain: there's the upcoming furby secret lair, that's gotta count
Cptasparagus: Walking Evil when
Jundinator: @BrowneePointz I wanted that
Diabore: right survivor was a mechanic too
alchemistsavant: @BrowneePointz man that would've fucked
lamina5432: the manga author I can never remember
Sorator13: they did some Dracula stuff too, right?
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: @Foxmar320 Only when he has teeth
rentar42: @Mangledpixel is it really horror, though? Wouldn't horror require ... contrast?
BrowneePointz: yep
BrowneePointz: I was like this makes too much sense
NoxStryx: @fnoggchamp Jace has to have a child first, so it can be Freddy vs. Jace-Son
matthaus_c: Resident Evil and Residence Evil
BrowneePointz: but alas didn’t happen
DylPage: Like how they did Dracula in Innistrad.
Juliamon: I would pick Silent Hill over Resident Evil tbh
3schr: Resident Evil , Evil Residence
Jundinator: @NoxStryx BOOOOOO
rentar42: apparently TMNT as the unannounced set was pretty much confirmed ...
Foxmar320: Silent Hill is more horror for sure
TherapyforNarwhals: I am excited for Joel and Ellie
Jundinator: @rentar42 Oy Vey
Foxmar320: RE is more haunted house fun times
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: @rentar42 Yeah there was an ad on a truck in NYC or something right?
Technobach: playstation logo sol ring when
TXC2: rentar42 as reddit suspected
Diabore: yeah the truck
Sorator13: oh, we're getting Liara T'Sony?
BrowneePointz: Yeah, the truck two days before NYC
Jundinator: Oops
BrowneePointz: nycc
BrowneePointz: Reminder, the panel is in two days, so this was just a Woopsie
Diabore: the dicktwisty
RedArrogantKnight: yeah I assumed the bus was doing more of a practical "going from A to Z" and not trying to start advertising
rentar42: it would be the most involved fan-gag to just paint a professional ad truck for a set that doesn't exist ...
matthaus_c: you can't expect to control where a truck comes and gos
BrowneePointz: Ozzy Richard Twister
Diabore: need slumber
Mangledpixel: who up twisting they stick?
witchy_snake: TMNT are doing a LOT of collabs and such. One of their game just got a dlc. They're doing stuff with Raid Shadow Legends.
Mangledpixel: or whatever
Diabore: because its a scare crow
Juliamon: *scare*crow
DAC169: because scareCROW
BrowneePointz: anyways, before that we knew for about a month they were hosting a panel that was a collaboration with Nickelodeon and TMNT is the only other franchise Nickelodeon owns of the kind of scale for a full set. this was more or less confirming the obvious
BrowneePointz: however, may I present to Cori and Graham, this means we may get an Usagi Yojimbo card, which would be rad
RixtonSnek: rewarded
TXC2: I question whether TMNT is big enough for a whole set, but here we are
Kentosaurus: cracked draft
rentar42: nothing wrong with a little old-school murder
rentar42: (don't quote me on that ... please!)
fnoggchamp: Simply Murder is a weird juice flavour
BrowneePointz: Just a reminder that the TMNT comics are 41 years old
BrowneePointz: @txc2
matthaus_c: it's only Murder if it comes from the Cain region of Eden, otherwise it's just Sparkling Manslaughter
Diabore: rat couldve helped with delirium, but i wasnt fast enough
DAC169: ngl, when I heard about Trapped in the Screen I would have thought that it would have been both an Artifact and an Enchantment
BrowneePointz: my brain smashed Vile Mutilator into Violator and when we gettin the Spawn Secret Lair?
rentar42: really good with victor
Diabore: it could be 3 eerie triggers
Diabore: graham: we can cut orphans
Mangledpixel: fitting for the set, too
sporkraptor: orphan-cutting
fnoggchamp: "we can cut orphans" ... "i've become more of a monster of late"
Kentosaurus: 41 card special. I love it.
DAC169: oh, snap! D:
Sorator13: something something how do you get 13 orphans
rentar42: fleem is a villain ...
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rentar42: so spooky it is!
sporkraptor: fleemin' it up
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: 41 cards feels right in a lot of recent formats, like I don't want 17 lands but I also don't want 16 so 17 with 41 seems like the best answer
TehAmelie: i like his perfectly round head
Diabore: oh right we are the mighty
LaLa_FKA_BobTH: It's almost certainly not right, but if FEELS right
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] You can quote me on that; 'we can cut orphans'.
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BrowneePointz: I do have a chuckle that the LRRcord was immediately like “well if we DO get a TMNT set we need a 3rd UB franchise to have an NYC Block Constructed” and we settled on Batman cuz Gotham is close enough
BrowneePointz: and cuz it’s funny
rentar42: why does "NYC block constructed" crack me up so much ...
fnoggchamp: NBC Friends x Seinfeld set
TheOneInquisitor: Isn't Gotham canonically in New Jersey?
QuixoticScrivener: ehh, thy are both different Chicago.
DAC169: I've seen a lot of people place Gotham in New Jersey
BrowneePointz: Metropolis is Manhattan and Gotham is like…ChicagYork in Jersey
Bruceski: They've said "Metropolis is NY by Day, Gotham is NY by night" and that's a cop-out.
Bruceski: Full Ghostbusters set
BrowneePointz: and ye what Bruce said
TXC2:
I swear the 90's TV show had Metropolis in Kansas
GreyThey: Gotham was intended to be NYC (it's literally an old nickname for the city). Later writers and movies changed it.
ElektroTal: Secret Lair: Taxi Driver
TehAmelie: it took a long while for DC to have a New York. before that Metropolis and Gotham was both standing in for it
bartimus_thundercask: The avengers has alot of new york
TheOneInquisitor: I'm pretty sure it's Metropolis Delaware and Gotham New Jersey but that might be like 80s canon
Wiliart: The Marvel heroes could be the Avengers, which is NY-ish.
BrowneePointz: Central city is Kansas City Midway is Chicago
sporkraptor: what's that movie with the kaiju, Milflower 411
kumatsu: Secret Lair Home Alone
TheMandrew: Wolf of Wall Street
rentar42: so when we get the marvel set, will we get a "Sky Beam" card?
doubleo21: Funny enough, the Nolan Batman movies filmed in Chicago
CaptainSpam: Secret Lair: Alex's Kitchen
boyesie: Hey @loadingreadyrun random question, but who are some of y'alls favourite stand up comics? Asking because Im going to 3 of my favourites in 4 nights this week
sporkraptor: The Howling was set in NYC, I believe
alchemistsavant: Universes Beyond: Cloverfield
Bruceski: UB: Parasite Eve
sporkraptor: @alchemistsavant yeah, that's the one XD
BrowneePointz: you are correct, Metropolis is in Delaware and Gotham is in Jersey Blüdhaven is also in Jersey
TXC2: boyesie slam dunk Dara O'brein
KeytarCat: UB Arnold Schwarzenegger filmography
aitsu100: Robin Williams
aitsu100: i know but still
boyesie: @txc2 he is one of my 3 this week XD
TXC2: boyesie nice
Mindfire13: Momir 5-color Omnath into Muldrotha is unsurprisingly very powerful
alchemistsavant: Love how you're streaming second monitor content on your board currently.
TehAmelie: we gotta Murder at the opportune time
couchboyj: I used to be a big Mitch Hepberg fan. Still am, but I used to be too.
BrowneePointz: in Wiggins’ discord we watched both George Carlin and Robin Williams’ last ever specials on the same night, and it was really weird to see how cynical and spiteful Carlin became but Williams still had so much faith and love in humanity
DAC169:
first try
boyesie: Ive got Dara O'Briain (yesterday), Greg Davies (tomorrow) and Ed Byrne (friday)
fnoggchamp: sick
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Sorator13: That's how Ed Gamble stole his pants!
sporkraptor: Alisdar Beckett-King
TXC2: Greg Davies was on Mock the week a number of times, doing some stand up work
Diabore: @TXC2 also a infrequent contestant on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
boyesie: His stand up is incredible, ed gamble stole his pants for taskmaster because ed was greg's warm up
Molladia: @boyesie Are you in UK or are all of them touring?
boyesie: @molladia UK
Diabore: @boyesie "who the fuck loses toursers"
boyesie: The crime scene cleaner series is really good
AdamLavadan: Its been 2 seconds, and I see no fleem! Lies i tell you, LIES!!!
Diabore: semi related, graham i have to thank you for getting me into taskmaster
Sorator13: @AdamLavadan fleem is right there at the center of the screen!
realbadatthis_: "Do you have a flag?"
Molladia: Cake or Death?!
AdamLavadan: @Sorator13 I guess i wasn't explicitly promised rectangular fleem...
rentar42: @realbadatthis_ so good
Kentosaurus: @AdamLavadan whenever fleem isn't on screen, everyone should be asking "where's fleem?"
doubleo21: Her Dress to Kill is fantastic
Jethrain: @AdamLavadan rectangular fleem is right there in the lower left!
Sorator13: @AdamLavadan rectangular fleem is in the left corner!!
rentar42: @Sorator13 the rectangular fleem that can be seen is not the real fleem.
KeytarCat: OP running a carnival
boyesie: If you can find them in canada i do recommend checking out greg davies' stand up shows, 'You Magnificent Beast' is on UK netflix atleast
TXC2:
I legit thought Dylan Moran had died like 20 years ago
AdamLavadan:
Oh! You got me!
Piratical_tendancies: Bill Bailey is great!
AdamLavadan: The old sleeve art loophole
alchemistsavant: oh my god you *did* actually get Victor
Piratical_tendancies: he just recently performed on the last night of the proms
Molladia: @TXC2 because he's drunk for every performance
Piratical_tendancies: playing the typewriter!
TXC2: Molladia indeed
rentar42: un mas!
alchemistsavant: This is like me getting owned by 4 of the crabs in draft.
BrowneePointz: guess We’re Annie Lennox with all this broken glass
boyesie: My partner LOVES Black Books, so as a birthday present we are going to dublin in november to see him live
boyesie: As in dylan moran
matthaus_c: the noises are thematically appropriate
TXC2: I maybe once a month run Bill Baily's riff on paintings on the revelation Christ in my head "touch the wound of Christ!"
matthaus_c: oh god that's a Demon
boyesie: But she doesnt know yet
BrowneePointz: oh look Standard All-Star unholy Annex
Molladia: @boyesie unless they're lurking in chat
Desruprot: oh no its the demon room
couchboyj: Black Books was so good
BrowneePointz: man it’s WILD how expensive Unholy Annex got Last Year
boyesie: Nah, she doesnt do twitch lol, she is currently rewatching parks and rec
BrowneePointz: and early this year
Bruceski: why is everything suddenly going chunk ka-chunk?
Kentosaurus: meatcute massacre sounds like an unset card
Cptasparagus: Meat hookup
sporkraptor: nnnnno
TXC2: Black books and Dark place are two shows I've not seen since they first aired, and Gods I hope they hhold up
matthaus_c: you wouldn't control a demon on his birthday
BrowneePointz: now imagine 2 or 3 of those going at once
Diabore: i think we dobs
BrowneePointz: and that was standard pre-FIN
boyesie: @txc2 black books does, speaking as someone who has watched it several times over the last few years
matthaus_c: is there any way you can win if they mess up
TXC2: boyesie well good
BrowneePointz: Does anyone else immediately get the iron maiden song in their head when they see fear of the dark?
Diabore: @matthaus_c if they sac demon we have a shot
Diabore: they saw the line
Diabore: if they pay they die
rentar42: you do, I think
Diabore: yes tap demon?
rentar42: then you can tap down the demon
matthaus_c:
losing 3 to this is way better than losing 6, yah
rentar42: (or the meathook massacre)
Diabore: !card shroudstomper
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sporkraptor: I just like the idea of BIG SCARY DEMON DRAGON with glowing eyes confronting... fleem
Diabore: attack both we get their creatures and then die, big sads
Kentosaurus: @sporkraptor fleem is just happy to be here
prince_infidel: !card fear the dark
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ShieldHope: Are you excited for the star trek pack that is coming
BrowneePointz: Graham worked on it
BrowneePointz: and Nog better break standard
TXC2: ShieldHope Graham worked on the set, so probabbly
sporkraptor: awww, fleem
DAC169:
Fleem is just happy to EXIST 
matthaus_c: Fleem has lost to RDW at FNM for the 50th week in a row, it has not dampened his spirits
Molladia: @ShieldHope Interested to know the delay on writing the flavor text, vs release
KeytarCat: This is a message in a series of messages...
fnoggchamp: a photon blast?
QuixoticScrivener: Star Trek could be in New York
witchy_snake: The set is about during Desert Bus next year, so I'm sure a lot of people are gonna talk about it during x3
bubba0077: I haven't watched the most recent season
boyesie: So how quickly did you say 'yes' to the question of 'will you work on the set?' And had they even finished asking the question when you said yes?
Molladia: TV seasons need to go back to 20+ episodes
raulghoulia: started watching SNW after watching the LD crossover episode
rentar42: "sir, are you being a nerd?"
Juliamon: And so you provided them the convention footage
matthaus_c: no shortage of rooms in this house
BrowneePointz: Anna Margaret worked on it too and is apparently also a Trek MegaFan?
TehAmelie: "I'll lose my house" flashbacks
Bruceski: "Is the candidate capable of keeping their dang mouth shut for two years?"
kumatsu: nothing about the 34th Rule
vinewood_og: No, but, you're in.
witchy_snake: I'm expecting Desert Bus next year to have a lot of talk about the set.
emilevitt:
its been so long since i watched star trek, i remember nothing from it, i just remember my parents bringing me to see nemesis in theaters and passing out during it 
bubba0077: but the DS9 relaunch novels are so good
sporkraptor: aw, can't reference "how much for just the planet"
Molladia: @witchy_snake I still want the DB Ship Playmat
BrowneePointz: also I’m the one who broke the news of the set to Wiggins Graham and his response was just “………God Damnit”
EOstby: That's a good crew.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming graham and Cori
rentar42: they should keyword "you can only activitate this as a sorcery" ... i suggest "no-fun"
fnoggchamp: what is this, the land before time?
boyesie: Cori, what UB set theme would you want to work on?
Desruprot: it has a long neck
BrowneePointz: no Land Before Time would be Gasping Longneck
BrowneePointz: I will not apologize
rentar42: I only know Seneschal from Rogue Trader ...
kynelwynn: Kimd of a butler
TehAmelie: @rentar42 "Doesn't work the way you want"
matthaus_c: what accounting do you think Inti did for The Sun
BrowneePointz: I know seneschal from playing too much dnd/reading fantasy books
sporkraptor: housekeeper for Big Houses
witchy_snake:
So Gram are we to expect another year of Star Trek Desert Bus for next year since the set will be out about the same time?
TheOneInquisitor: It's the person micromanaging all your houseservants for you which you fortunately have none
Akaiatana: Seneschal is basically a manager, yeah.
TheOneInquisitor: I think it might also be like. An official position within the church of england though?
BrowneePointz: just like Jergal, Seneschal of the Dead in forgotten Realms
Invitare: Kamen Rider?
Molladia: Dune UB set?
theambivalentagender: My partner and I have been streaming a tier list of characters we think are likely to show up in the set. He's been a bit...generous
kynelwynn: For me? The Slayers anime
BrowneePointz: look I just want a Hirohiko Araki Artist Series Secret Lair. is that too much to ask Cori
ghyllnox: Gundam?
MWGNZ: if they do dune duncan idaho better be a type of token
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Invitare: 'bout to get healthy in here
rentar42: narrator: "they did not"
BrowneePointz:
He’s worked with Gucci! he can work with Magic! 
kynelwynn: A-yup! Lina Inverse and co
morderschatten: So happy that LRR peeps worked on Trek.
BrowneePointz: also, didn’t he just visit Minnesota for some art installation of his?
boyesie: I was hoping for a scooby doo secret lair when MKM came out, and then a Wacky Races one for Aetherdrift, and was disappointed both times
DAC169: what do you mean you can't attack?
sporkraptor: oh no, then the Vile Mutilator will vilely mutilate the Living Phone!
theambivalentagender: My thing I've been curious about with the star trek set is whether we're gonna get a bunch of new creature types or if all the aliens will just be creature type alien
rentar42: that seems like painful removal to use on that creature
KeytarCat: @sporkraptor Oh nooo, don't vilely mutilate me~~
fnoggchamp: big room i think
SolarBlitz1: That longnecks back on the escalator!
DAC169: didn't you grab a spell that did it?
DAC169: but you do got the big room, too
sporkraptor: @KeytarCat mutilation = okay, *ville* mutilations = no bueno
dolphgrim: Spider Lawnmower. Famously not appearing in the Spiderman set. 🤔🤔🤔
fnoggchamp:
i don't recall the name
witchy_snake: It's shuffled so anywhere in the deck iirc
alchemistsavant: uhh, thanks op?
witchy_snake: They fear the unknown.
boyesie: @theambivalentagender My first thought was its just gonna be 'alien' like in the DW set, but as that was just cmdr decks it makes synergy easier, but for a full set the different spieces would make sense?
theambivalentagender: @boyesie That's a loottt of creature types but I think that'd be interesting. Also wondering what they'd tie to existing creature types. Like, would they make the Q continuum type "god" or "avatar" or whatever
kynelwynn: I believe they'll got the EoE route and just have the prominent species cards (Vulcan, Klingon, Romulan)
emilevitt: with all of the space stuff i kinda hope they bring in xenomorph as a secret lair
boyesie: So maybe vulcans, klingon, romulans, aliens?
raulghoulia: and don't call me Shirley
emilevitt:
dolphgrim: SpiderMower
Akaiatana: 2 health and a fleem
dolphgrim: @Akaiatana That's what I always say
accountmadeforants: Ooh, Slay the Princess on Talking Sim, that'll be fun
ghyllnox: The sound of silence...
dolphgrim: It's only as silent as we believe that it is
TehAmelie: let's all sing Sound of Silence!
dolphgrim: Hello darkness, my old friend
Micalovits: Hey friends!
TehAmelie: i had Disturbed's cover haunting my head all day
Micalovits: Could have worse songs stuck in your head
bubba0077: it's such a good cover
dolphgrim: @TehAmelie Oh no. I'm sorry
TehAmelie: i'm not, they're right
BrowneePointz: I mean it’s a great cover but David Draiman can get bent
dolphgrim: 🦎
alchemistsavant: Thank you for lizard.
Micalovits: Is a Snek not just a kind of Lizzard?
RixtonSnek:
wedge_x activates
ArdCollider: lizard!
Agnememnon: lizard wizard
BrowneePointz: A snake is just a lizard who skipped arms and legs day. In perpetuity.
kumatsu:
from Strip Search alum Abby Howard 
Akaiatana: I was sad that Scarlet Hollow took a back seat to StP, but I understand
Micalovits: Wait, Duskmourne limited is back? I uhhh... Gotta re-install Arena
alchemistsavant: The new bop-it configs are getting really out of hand.
TehAmelie: her strip was also pretty great
kumatsu: I went back and did a Strip Search a while ago and I'm still very tickled by Graham's line about it being "the closest Graham will get to directing a Top Gear special".... and then Road Quest happened
Chronomagistrate: A friend of mine is a VA in StP
JosephDeath: I hope she can eventually get back to Last Halloween
BrowneePointz: give em the ooooole Stick Twist
BrowneePointz: so does anyone else hear Arctic Monkeys whenever someone says Arabella?
Desruprot: everything everywhere, all at once
Flyingdelorion: @BrowneePointz Yes!
Akaiatana: They always talk about Julian's fries but they never talk about Miles' fries
BrowneePointz: Julienne
BrowneePointz:
Akaiatana: Trapped in the screen prevents the vessel from making things
TehAmelie: Stick Twister Delirium Online was a letdown, i still like Stick Twister Delirium 3
dolphgrim: Hi, I'm Stick Twister
Akaiatana: Elder Scrolls
alchemistsavant: Stick Twister Delirium Extreme Mix was my favorite
KeytarCat: Phantasy Star??
Agnememnon: a spinoff of twisted metal
raulghoulia: I also guess Phantasy Star
Mr_Horrible: we should all do that more often
TehAmelie: i wasn't replacing any specific game
BrowneePointz: every time you say Sticktwister I hear “Dick Twister” said completely straight like a character name in a RiffTrax video
Micalovits: Stick Twister? More like Wicked Sick twister!
Mr_Horrible: "Richard Tornado" to his professional colleagues
NoxStryx: Richard "Dick" Twister
dolphgrim: @Mr_Horrible Richard Tornado is actually his father's name
BrowneePointz: oh no….we can get Dick Rider in the Marvel set next year
wedge_x: and the sequel Dick Twisters
BrowneePointz: There’s no chance we get a card named “Dick Rider, nova”
Mr_Horrible: self-own your cell phone
BrowneePointz: And yes, chat his name is Richard Rider
kumatsu: if sticktwister can get in we grow it and the trigger hits harder
BrowneePointz: A character created 50 or 60 years ago when that slang was around, but not as common
BrowneePointz: *sad trumpet noise*
alchemistsavant: adam voice: dang-er!
raulghoulia: how many people in comics go by Dick other than Tracy and Grayson?
BrowneePointz: Nova did until recently
BrowneePointz: Nova
Dromos_GHG: Nova
Mr_Horrible: as opposed to all those real people in Marvel
raulghoulia: Sam Alexander
BrowneePointz: But yeah, his name is Richard and he did go buy dick until more recently when they realized you know his name is Richard Rider
alchemistsavant: He should really lean into that, honestly.
alchemistsavant: or onto that, i guess.
Agnememnon: they'll probably be a secret layer to explain this at some point
Agnememnon: there will be*
RatherLargeToad: Jumped
Shadowsoflife: magic
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Foxmar320: I still need a video explaining Sonic
CaptainSpam: Bus.
alchemistsavant: how godzilla on ikoria? didn't he know he not from here??
Micalovits: Yup, took the bus
Bugberry: never stop jumping
DAC169: sounds like that cheerleader.... IS A WITCH!! D:
MacbethSeemsSus: Zilla, you get down from there. You know you're not allowed on Amonkhet
RatherLargeToad: They sell hot dogs
raulghoulia: Is Godzilla on the same magic plane as Jaws?
Foxmar320:
I do but I need someone else to explain it for fun 
Jethrain: @Foxmar320 Just the thing for his thirtieth anniversary
CaptainSpam: Literally, he picked up a bus and walked on over. Godzilla is not clear on what a bus is used for.
boyesie: I just noticed the battlefield background is in the style of those city map rug things that basically every kid had growing up in the 90s
Foxmar320: oh this is good im writing this fan fic down
alchemistsavant: @boyesie and it's mad and evil
BrowneePointz: sorry for my mental tangent there Graham, but I just thought of the formatting of the Spider cards and the fact we’re gettin the Marvel set next year, and the thought of a card named “Nova, Dick Rider” or the inverse made me laugh so hard I almost passed out
boyesie: Is there going to be a FF style 'every card lore' video for ATLA?
Micalovits: !card awalening hall
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TehAmelie: @alchemistsavant and styled like a moth
Micalovits: !card awakening hall
LRRbot: Funeral Room // Awakening Hall | Funeral Room [2B] | Enchantment — Room | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. // Awakening Hall [6BB] | Enchantment — Room | When you unlock this door, return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Bugberry: @boyesie that wouldn't be too hard compared to covering FF.
dolphgrim: Hate it when my leech gets the spores. 😞
Diabore: what about star trek?
KaleidoscopeMind: what about for star trek
BrowneePointz: and Ben he’s the avatar head
BrowneePointz: ask*
QuixoticScrivener: you should watch it, is good
RatherLargeToad: I think they said there’s at least one card for episode, so you can order the cards and get an idea of the story
Akaiatana: I maintain hope for a Tuvix Merge card
Foxmar320: One for Fallout would have been A LOT
Bugberry: Games have a lot of "and then you go through the game" between the plot points. Shows are all plot.
dolphgrim: Captain: Sonic
raulghoulia: @Akaiatana don't you put that evil on me
boyesie: I volunteer my services to help teach lore lol, it is my favourite series, im rewatching it atm for the 2nd time this year alone, ive lost track of how many times ive seen it
Micalovits: Rude!
QuixoticScrivener: my ideal crew would be 5 science officers
BrowneePointz: Nog, Nog, Nog, Nog and Data Cori
Desruprot: big pair up
Bugberry: the vacuum really hoses us.
DAC169:
bronze against platinum? sounds like typical Arena matchmaking 
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RatherLargeToad: and the one Lieutenant Harry Kim
Mr_Horrible: whoops, SBMM*
BrowneePointz: I’m just gonna laugh if he gets a card and it ends up being a standard break out the way Vivi did. Just little guys doing war crimes.
dolphgrim: @DAC169 The queue is so tiny with this off-set. Takes forever to even find a match
Foxmar320: Smart
RatherLargeToad: wise!
ArtOfStuttering: I just can't wait until we have an instant called "phasers to stun" (sarcasm)
Akaiatana: Year of Hell, Part 1
MWGNZ: i hope Mountain is in the set
aitsu100: im hoping Make it So and Q get a card
BrowneePointz: oh, I know, I’m not attempting to bait. I’m just rambling.
MacbethSeemsSus: Counterspell sadly doesn't work on NDAs
dolphgrim: Holding out for evil spock, tbh
Bugberry: I feel like both Spock and phasers would use Stun counters.
RatherLargeToad: I’m looking forward to the inevitable Tribble tokens
aitsu100: set Phasers to stunned
Agnememnon: I just want a worf for each place worf worked. like DS9 worf and enterprise worf
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Micalovits: Spitting fire
fnoggchamp: let her cook
Shadowsoflife: all the things I'm saying here
DAC169: @dolphgrim "forever to find a match" have they even taken 30 seconds to find a match yet?
raulghoulia: plus all those weird holodeck characters from that same episode
BrowneePointz: I’m mostly shocked they did a crossover with Trek before Wars. never would’ve guessed that
aitsu100: i guess we are stinky
ArtOfStuttering:
Stop applying logic to me, Cori!
Mindfire13: I'm hoping for a Garak card that has 0 power and Skulk
aitsu100: i mean
Agnememnon: oh man if they do holodeck we get sherlock holmes characters
RatherLargeToad: gonna have to narrow that down
RatherLargeToad: Fist Full of Datas
vinewood_og: Oof
Dromos_GHG: bride of chaotica
dolphgrim: @DAC169 I spent five minutes or so today. 🤷
Makimachine: Yes
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jakd_in: Seattle?
DAC169: @dolphgrim YOU did. did THEY?
Akaiatana: There is an official book that crosses over TNG with X-men.
bubba0077: but the holodecks powersource isn't compatable with the rest of the ship, Graham /s
Makimachine: Delete the wife!
KeytarCat: "Phasers to Stun" would be like deathtouch but stun counters
BrowneePointz: My joke is that Tom Paris should have Threshold
raulghoulia: @Akaiatana Wrong! Theres 2 books.
Shadowsoflife: and comics
RatherLargeToad: It let them do Dr McCoy jokes
Akaiatana: !
raulghoulia: both TOS and TNG
Mr_Horrible: *internal screaming*
TehAmelie: maybe the holodeck's a closed system where the biofilters get refined for energy to power it, and no one wants to touch that energy
RatherLargeToad: Since both Star Trek and X-Men have a Dr McCoy
Agnememnon: are TMNT just mutants in the xmen universe then?
dolphgrim: @DAC169 Well, I'm not sure? I wasn't really referring to their wait times.
MWGNZ: i look forward to eventually being able to run a mono patrick stewart typal edh deck
bubba0077: And comics. Linkara reviewed one not too long ago.
aitsu100: 40k DrWho and Trek all in one deck
vinewood_og: YESSSS
Mindfire13: U/R rooms is such a cool draft archetype, at least concept-wise
BrowneePointz: idk TMNT have crossed over with Batman(and Shredder beat the crap out of Bats in their first encounter) AND the Power Rangers
bubba0077: I love Lower Decks, but the only way I could enjoy it was to pretend it wasn't canon.
vinewood_og:
Discovery explained the toilet to replicator ecosystem once....
DAC169: @dolphgrim they haven't. and if the game's making that bad of match-ups before a MINUTE has passed, that's failed match-making
Makimachine: TMNT and Daredevil were created in the same accident.
dolphgrim: @DAC169 Don't worry I'm not defending Arena by any means.
Kentosaurus: @Makimachine and one has foot ninjas and the other hand
BrowneePointz: yes Eastman and Laird created TMNT as a cheeky homage to Daredevil
Agnememnon: the foot and hand are both part of the same bigger ninja organization?
RatherLargeToad: Discovery: Just Don’t
vinewood_og: We knew.
BrowneePointz: don’t indulge the dumb fans
Makimachine: Apples made of poop.
GapFiller: maybe they just dont wanna show yr heroes on the shitter
2 raiders from Aly_Rei have joined!
raulghoulia: ooo Cetacean Ops for my sea creature deck
RatherLargeToad: There is apparently one single bathroom on the official Enterprise D blueprint that they added as an Easter egg joke
Aly_Rei: howdy
Invitare: it's not a swimming pool Cori, it's Cetacean Ops
Bugberry: There could be more poker playing
CaptainSpam: But why have a bowling alley when you can just have glorified Hyperbowling in the holodeck?
ghyllnox: Why would you install a pool when you could swim in the holodeck
Toxxick: I dont think the 90s could have handled Seven in a swimsuit. You know, because they were so normal about her
Agnememnon: how does riker get into the barber shop chair?
Bruceski: Look, if your only choices are holodeck or pretending to be excited that Riker is playing Jazz, you're gonna sign up for the holodeck waitlist.
virgil82: Give Mott a card in the ST set!
CaptainSpam: @Agnememnon Crane.
BrowneePointz:
wait…are Holodeck episodes the original Anime Beach Episodes 
Invitare: always has been
Kentosaurus: @Agnememnon lol
Akaiatana: Cetecean Needed
Invitare: the duck room too
Invitare: it's a shame Lower Decks never got to the duck room
realbadatthis_: oh no. Is skin of eviling Tasha Yar going to be that sets generic murder removal?
RatherLargeToad: things got weird after Star Trek 4
Bugberry: It just occured to me that a Holodeck related card could reference Sherlock and use Clues.
Agnememnon: wait ... does riker's toilet face the wall?
RatherLargeToad: can we prank call him?
Invitare: Prodigy does have an actual whale on the Voyager B. And the Mirror Universe version also had an evil whale
GreatGodOm: Does the very existence of the holo-deck reduce the impact of all star trek stories? Since anyone of them could actually just be a holo-deck simulation.
Toxxick: If we dont get a reprint of Rapid Hypridization with the Janeway/Paris newts I will riot
BrowneePointz: Anyone’s toilet can face the wall if you’re bad at plumbing
Micalovits: Oh, I know! All of magic lore, and every UB set is just things happening on the holodeck!
Kentosaurus: @Toxxick yes
GapFiller: inexplicable tangent what this whole discussion makes me really wanna do is rewatch Shatner On The Mount
Akaiatana: The card could have Threshold
Mindfire13: I'm hoping for a Garak card that has 0 power and Skulk
BrowneePointz: no, you just need Tom Paris to have threshold
GapFiller:
Captain Kirk climbing El Capitan
MatthewJudesGhost: I just want to sacrifice Tuvix to bring back 2 permanents
aitsu100: All toilets face a wall its all about Distance
aitsu100: Kona
Toxxick: Neelix has to be like Ragost 2.0 right?
Invitare: @MatthewJudesGhost we all want to sacrifice Tuvix, but Janeway already did that
Kentosaurus: I have stated this before, but I want Tuvok and Neelix cards that meld into Tuvix
raulghoulia: The rock monster from STV should have devotion
realbadatthis_: "His arms wide" is a cantrip
Shadowsoflife: one lawyer torpedo
BrowneePointz: look Graham, the last time I called shot a card and was right it ruined standard. I’m banned from using my Bi Prognostication Powers on Magic anymore
Agnememnon: I want an enterprise card that unmelds into the body and disc
invickthus: one well placed comma would allow for piranha fly to have some real fun art.
Diabore: vivi
Oxdans: Kona has a different name in Spanish, because of... reasons xD
BrowneePointz: Vivi
Toxxick: I grew up on Voyager so my TNG is a little rusty, but wasnt there also a TNG episode where they got Devolved/Hybridized?
boyesie: As someone whose entire star trek knowledge are the jj abrams movies, and thus the set holds no real interest to me, the fact that you have worked on it assures me that it will atleast be a fun set
BrowneePointz: back when we first got the set announcement I remember in this chat, saying, “ I bet Vivi is the card that will escape containment”
RatherLargeToad: It’s like predicting there would be a Cloud card
Chronomagistrate: Genesis
Chronomagistrate: ?
Mr_Horrible: "They're going to forget every design lesson of the last 15 years for that little rascal"
Mr_Horrible:
MacbethSeemsSus: Important question, who has the best Patrick Stewart impression in the moonbase
RatherLargeToad: It has Spider-Barclay
GreatGodOm:
Reskin smothering tithe as The prime directive. Since people pay the 2 as about as frequently as the prime directive is actually observed.
Toxxick:
Pongify reprint?
RatherLargeToad: or was that Worf?
GapFiller: yeh open question on that note: why does Genesis get a fandom pass when Threshold doesnT?
dolphgrim: A bucket of clams
Uniclonus: Barclay gets a disease named after him
Chronomagistrate: Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome (I think is what they called it)
invickthus: I thought that said division specialist and honestly, with the sword, it kinda works.
Agnememnon: do we get the evil versions. like evil riker?
GapFiller: cz maybe this is me not paying attention but Genesis doesnt get nearly the same hiding as Threshold even tho it arguably deserves it just as much
BrowneePointz: cuz Threshold has bad writing on top of it @gapfiller
CaptainSpam: And Data turns into a PDP-10. No, wait...
Akaiatana: The trumpet budget got used by DS9
RatherLargeToad: Barclay is a quarter Spider-Man on his mothers side
GapFiller: BrowneePointz gonna need more than that as justification
Chronomagistrate: I mainly remember the name because of the ST CCG :d
Chronomagistrate:
RatherLargeToad: with mint frosting
Toxxick: How many TNG episodes could be improved with a James Bond Slidewhistle?
dolphgrim: Did they ever do an Evolved episode where everyone turns to crab?
realbadatthis_: will Crusher teaching Data to dance make it to cardboard
Mr_Horrible: "...Minsk"
raulghoulia: Prune Juice food card
vinewood_og: Cast inner light, and everyone has to go learn an instrument
Invitare: Worf is from Earth :3
sandball: Katian
Akaiatana: Khajit has Worfs if you have coin
Jundinator: You mean Elswyr
RatherLargeToad: need the Ghak food token
Juliamon: Mint is a strong flavour. Not everyone can handle it. I could see it being admired by Klingons.
Shadowsoflife: Yeah, Elswyr
RatherLargeToad: or however you spell that
Mindfire13: Thats Elsweyr
GapFiller:
acutally yknw on second thought maybe this is just a symptom of a wider TNG S7 issue like how yr also get that one episode where Beverly Crusher gets intimate w/ a candle ghost
Agnememnon: we need alt text version in Klingon like the phyrexian cards
Micalovits: I thought we where end of pack 3 for half a moment and short like 6-8 cards
Jundinator: @Agnememnon Please no
Toxxick: Candleghost? Topplegeist??
Kentosaurus: I think I skipped that episode
KeytarCat: @Mindfire13 Is that actually the name of the planet in tes??
GapFiller: per DS9 Worf is also particular abt mess hall chairs
Jundinator: @KeytarCat No
Makimachine: Howard
Lithobraker: Hills
Akaiatana: Crusher was another Merry Man, she wasn't a maiden
fnoggchamp: is she descended from Ron Howard?
Mr_Horrible: shermaDink
Lithobraker: Dr Beverly Hills.
Jundinator:
Don't play Silksong. Do some magic drafts instead
Lithobraker: I assume.
GapFiller: Akaiatana phun phact Gates McFadden and Marina Sirtis were the only two members of the regular cast w/ horse riding knowledge; guess which two members of the cast didnt get to ride a horse oncamera in that particular episode
EJGRgunner: hello all. lovely seeing you at MagicCon.
Micalovits: Can't have to much Dragon fire
Toxxick: What was the name of the ineffable entity that was "mentoring" Wesley in a totally not evil way?
realbadatthis_: Oh shit, we are going to get that rhyming game from DS9 as a saga aren't we
aitsu100: ok calling 2 shots: The Enterprise will have Warp and make 2 creatures on entery and Deep Space 9 will have Station
Makimachine: @Toxxick The Traveler
Toxxick: Ah, how original.
Mr_Horrible: I'd prefer Marina Vendrell's Cozymoire
Toxxick: I'm not every well versed in DS9, but I NEED a fight spell called PUGILISM
Bugberry: You can also bet the Star Trek set is going to have at least some Lore.
boyesie:
As we are getting a star trek set, when are we getting the star gate set? 
TehAmelie: there's too many great games right now. i'm burned out on Hades 2, just gotta flip back to Silksong
KeytarCat: MDFC Data/Lore
Uniclonus: I need Tuvok and a Neelix cards with Meld
Mr_Horrible: will Q be creature type - God, is the only question I'm bothering to ruminate on
Toxxick: I think Q is probably better represented as an Avatar. They are kinda explicitly not gods
Bugberry: I know it's not happening, but Q would be fun to have as a Planeswalker.
dolphgrim: Can we give our deck a name? We never give them names. 🥺
Kentosaurus: @Uniclonus Yes, I have been banging this drum
Makimachine: I need Wesley as Star Treks Doctor Who.
Micalovits: 41? Who are you, and what have you done with Graham?
Akaiatana: Besides, Q is a shipwalker
GreatGodOm:
And WotC famously stick by all their commitments in regards to UB.
realbadatthis_: Oh, Barclay having creature type coward is going to be a long hanging fruit isn't it
atinyspacemarine: oh my god vehiclewalk would be so funny
raulghoulia: @realbadatthis_ Human Coward Scientist
Lithobraker: Maybe when Wesley Crusher went of to explore the universe he became a Planeswalker
atinyspacemarine: Yeah, like if Q can't be blocked if you have the enterprise
dolphgrim: Vehiclewalk would be WILD
Toxxick: Who was the shipmate who accidently got an alien library shoved in his head and had to build like 300 years of new technology in the holodeck to extract the ghost library?
Akaiatana: Oh, I made a joke Q is not a planeswalker, he's a shipwalker, and then people riffed
EvilBadman: @dolphgrim no no vehicle /drive/
RatherLargeToad: it’s busy tracking entities!
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs. LRR, do you ever argue about whom amongst you is the funniest?
Kentosaurus: An instant or sorcery called "transporter malfunction" that exiles or flickers a creature
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Mr_Horrible: honestly "vehiclewalk" is kind of a neat way to represent the idea of a stowaway
GreatGodOm: Tracker does have flash....
CaptainSpam: Wait... if WotC sticks to more UB sets... maybe they can go all the way and make the next Un-set be UB: Friday Nights.
Bugberry: because it's obvious
Foxmar320: Nothing to argue about, its Paul
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Because it's clearly [insert LRR person here]
atinyspacemarine: LRR has a leaderboard internally, there's no arguing
Foxmar320: HA! Graham and I on the same page
iDangero: 'We have a ranking system that we update weekly'
MacbethSeemsSus: I've created a spreadsheet of funny!
Lithobraker: Tbh I bet the no UB Planeswalkers will stick largely because the rights holders don't want MtG intruding upon their turf.
Invitare: Ill be honest, I also thought about making a joke about it obviously being Paul
CaptainSpam:
No. They never argue about it, as COMEDY is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Mindfire13: I'd like WotC to do more (type)walk for non-land types. Like Siegewalk, or Sagawalk
bubba0077: All disputes will now be settled by a joke-off
Invitare: apparently it's always Paul
couchboyj: Paul won Jokelmania, so now they don't have to talk about it anymroe
atinyspacemarine: The joke quota (jota)
alchemistsavant: I personally think gibb is the funniest lrr member
Robot_Bones:
I don't know what enviorment it would be but it would be Wheeler's fault
dolphgrim: Another joke point for Cori!
sandball: chocobo chocobo
sandball: Red Alpha
EvilBadman: Jokepoints are the newest nfts
GreatGodOm: If you get 10 joke points, you can cash them in for validation!
Agnememnon: can we use jokepoints to get gear from raid bosses?
atinyspacemarine: soooooo fungible
dolphgrim: I actually funged 3 joke points just last week
Mindfire13: Or even something like Nonbasic Mountainwalk to be a slight downside to fetchable nonbasics, like Steam Vents
Cptasparagus: how many data centers do they use
Akaiatana: Speaking of fun gerbils, I hope Bloomborrow set 2 is coming
Robot_Bones: Any Fungers in chat?
Robot_Bones: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
fnoggchamp:
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible: no, I gave up on that programming language
dolphgrim: All I do is funge, one could say.
aitsu100: Bunger
sporkraptor: can't have too much fun with fingers
Micalovits: Automod is... Interesting at times
couchboyj: Everybody wang funge tonight?
Robot_Bones: Do not google fung*r controversy
RatherLargeToad: Fungercats are on the loose
Lithobraker: +2s are notoriously fungible
sporkraptor: fungercarps
Mr_Horrible: sure is!
aitsu100: yep
boyesie: Yeah, automod is weird at times
realbadatthis_: What is that Ixalan card that gives people Plants with defender? Cuz those would be non-flungible tokens.
Mr_Horrible: love those games
TehAmelie: girls just wanna have funge♫
dolphgrim: @TehAmelie What a bop!
CaptainSpam: I remember Sinistar. Wait, no, that's hunger.
aitsu100: cheedar or gouda
sporkraptor: wheezecheasles
RatherLargeToad: Fleem is pleased!
KeytarCat: I ate a whole tube of Cheese Pringles just now. Clearance rack win
Mindfire13: The only good NFT is made by Bovine Intervention; a non-fungi bull token
EvilBadman: @realbadatthis_ dowsing dagger
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That was their ancestor's...whatever creature it was. They cannot abide such disrespect.
GreatGodOm: That 2/3 really tied the room together.
dolphgrim: Get funged, OP
aitsu100: Fleem vrs yargle FIGHT
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realbadatthis_: @EvilBadman Thank you
Bugberry: I just realized we might get the recently printed Honor card with either Avatar or Star Trek.
Kentosaurus: Fleem vs Yargle: whoever wins, we win!
Foxmar320: Brain cell is on back order
dolphgrim: Graham and Cori out here accusing Fleem of lacking emotional intelligence
RatherLargeToad: Big Yargs
EJGRgunner: Fleek was a big hit with the non-mtg players at the game stor today
EJGRgunner: fleet
atinyspacemarine: Which is the most well balanced inverted pendulum
EJGRgunner: dang it autocorrect
Bugberry: Zuko and Worf would have a lot to discuss.
atinyspacemarine: Fleem, the classic controls theory problem
boyesie: @bugberry if we dont get honor in ATLA its just wrong
aitsu100: i want a dinner with Uncle iroh and Data
Desruprot: Magic.......The Gathering
Foxmar320: Skill issue
TehAmelie: "honor "honor" "honor" "but honor, dude"
ghyllnox: Servers didn't show up
Lithobraker: You would think Honor would be reprinted, but I still haven't seen Dub
aitsu100: YES
Bugberry: Odo's actor was also in Avatar, so there is that connection too.
Foxmar320: ohhhhhhh yeah!
realbadatthis_: Iroh dresses as Mark Twain for Lower Decks
Shadowsoflife: Yea
kumatsu: a Voiced by Keith David SL
dolphgrim: Mmm *Gargoyles Theme Intensifies*
TheMandrew: Gargoyles eh? so ANOTHER NY themed secret lair
aitsu100: accord?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Accuracy?
DAC169: ACCessories?
Akaiatana: Have a secret lair of Gargoyles that are alt names of TNG cards
MacbethSeemsSus: Or just a Keith David set
Kazman20a: the problrm is they wood bring back day/night
alchemistsavant: more arena accordions
Marvoleath: accusations
EvilBadman: I want a Riker alter of Fact or Fiction to really hit all spots
EJGRgunner: I feel badly for the content creators. keep seeing more and more of you saying “magic. the gathering.” while slowly rubbing their eyes
ghyllnox: Austin Community College
Kentosaurus: @MacbethSeemsSus Keith David secret lair would go hard
fnoggchamp: why am I imagining the "arena accent" is just spOnGeBoB vOiCe
Shadowsoflife: I had a silly headcannon about the Gargoyles and TNG sharing actors.
Mr_Horrible: well there *was* the actor
atinyspacemarine: Oh, hey, since I have a copy in front of me and just remembered. I know and never expect LRR to re-issue the DVDs, but is there any way I could buy copies of master images from LRR?
realbadatthis_: Arena accent is just someone who can only sPikachu in "your go"
EvilBadman: But what about Graham Stark alligators
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Makimachine: If we're talking Gargoyles we should also get them for the XCom 2 expansion.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham Stark Allegory
Akaiatana: Glassworks? I sure hope it does
Foxmar320: Grahams gotta come to Florida for that one
aitsu100: Graham Stark Big Salties
Foxmar320: I know a place for some gators
Lithobraker: Fun fact, Graham's in an article that's in the top results for "heated gaming moment"
GapFiller: that archive org link is aiui semi officially endorsed
TehAmelie: Graham Stark will never beat the alligators
KaleidoscopeMind: Graham Stark + Big Challenges
atinyspacemarine: @GapFiller *eyes emoji*
accountmadeforants: @Lithobraker Known high-temperature gamer, Graham
Mr_Horrible: Graham Stark Allegro
atinyspacemarine: If those are publicly accessible, I can maybe actually write unit tests for libdvdread...
dolphgrim: Wait. Dickinson is hiring kid cops now?
ghyllnox: Did I hear 10th birthday for a cop?
realbadatthis_: @ghyllnox Probably a k9 unit
Toxxick: My name is so common as to be ungooglable. I might as well be named Jack Smith
ghyllnox:
@realbadatthis_ That... does make more sense
Foxmar320: If you search James Turner I think google just explodes
EvilBadman: not THE clip from Detroit: Become Human?
Foxmar320: So many famous James Turners
RatherLargeToad: last time I googled my name the only thing that came up was stuff about a CFO for some company in Oklahoma or something, so at least it’s boring
atinyspacemarine: My name turns up like three attorneys, I believe
Bugberry: oh how the james have turned
dolphgrim: James Turner, famous kid cop
Mindfire13: People with the last name Turner need to stop naming their kids James
SquareDotCube: there just needs to be a meeting of the James Turners to determine the ultimate James Turner
Foxmar320: New LRL segment idea, James Turner death battle
ghyllnox:
Desruprot: I hear Ben Wheeler is not Bob Dylan
GapFiller: we shd perhaps be glad there have never been any Johns Marks Steves or Smiths on the Crew ect
GapFiller: Foxmar320 The One starring James Turner as Jet Li!
raulghoulia: my parents accidentally named me after a Sherlock Holmes villain
GapFiller:
hmm maybe not given the risk of it turning into some Highlander type shit
EvilBadman: Jameson Turner was a fan with a shirt for Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh to hit his 61st homer to him during a playoff game, and it happened. Then he removed his shirt to reveal a 62nd version. Very sting removing his mask to with another mask brilliance.
atinyspacemarine: Don't google "James Turner Controversy"
dolphgrim: @raulghoulia Was it Moriarty?
TehAmelie: is the controversy how many James Turnerses there are so people get confused?
Sogheim: Fleem avatar is so unsettling
Marvoleath:
lamina5432: I want to see a silver V Mythic
aerohydra: yes
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
KaleidoscopeMind: yes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, it actually is.
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep
Datnade012: yes
EvilBadman: Sadly yes, and I only know this from the Mariner fans in my MTG group
Dog_of_Myth: It's great
KaleidoscopeMind: he has acquiesced to the name
Mr_Horrible: I don't watch but god I love baseball
Foxmar320: Tells me a lot about him lol
MacbethSeemsSus: He's a catcher, you see it a lot
Mr_Horrible: shit's funny as hell
aerohydra: he do
RatherLargeToad: known for his powerful dumping skills
dolphgrim: Big Dumper might be his govt name.
IanAllenBird: oh we're talking about cal raleigh in here?
EvilBadman: he do tho
Datnade012: yes, he does have a dumper
Foxmar320: They kinda do big thicc
aitsu100: catchers be CAKED up cuz they squat all the time
TehAmelie: fear of being hunted? just don't make a sound
TehAmelie: Stand Still, Stay Silent. like in the comic with trolls
Foxmar320: @aitsu100 I had to explain to someone what caked up meant the other day. Good times
aitsu100: nice
atinyspacemarine: And we do mean "maximus"
realbadatthis_: Baseballers and Gymnasts tend to have a similar problem buying pants that fit
KaleidoscopeMind: ^and figure skaters
JoannaTastic: "Raleigh broke a tooth after biting down on a sandwich on April 23, 2024."
MacbethSeemsSus: Aaron Judge is like 6'8
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox: Big *and* tall?
aitsu100: i bowled for 20 yrs i only where shorts now cuz they dont my pant thighs thick enough
sporkraptor: scrabcrabblin
Spades_Slicc: Scrabbler + Sheltered by ghosts is messed up
boyesie: What was in the sandwich?
dolphgrim: You gotta file down those dummies from time to time.
TehAmelie: was it a tooth sandwich?
Foxmar320: What kind of sandwich?
Akaiatana: I'm sorry for his floss.
dolphgrim: Dumpies* 😦
JoannaTastic: Wikipedia leads off a paragraph with this sentence, it stood out to me.
boyesie: @akaiatana booo! Also, that was brilliant i love it
bubba0077: My sister broke a tooth on an Olive Garden breadstick last year on vacation, after eating the whole rest of the meal.
Invitare: I am a firm believer that if the bread doesn't leave you bleeding, it wasn't crusty enough
TehAmelie: Olive Garden claims another victim
lamina5432: not lost a tooth, broke it?
ShaneLeeAtk: I did lose a tooth to an egg salad sandwich once...
dolphgrim: @ShaneLeeAtk Cursed
DAC169: there was another blue with Defender and an Eerie effect that let it attack
DAC169: I think it was also a 3/2
Akaiatana: Blue fights are long
singinnonsense: that cheerleader is going all the way ... to the top of the pyramid ?
DAC169: you were right, 3/3. Stalked Researcher
TehAmelie: i broke a tooth on popcorn, but i think egg salad wins
Akaiatana: Two Clammy Prowlers are great together
Spades_Slicc: Time for PeePee?
Spades_Slicc: No PeePee for OP?
Jezus38: It's finally here! My long awaited moment where I can finally tell everyone in the community, "Nice." Thanks for all you do
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bubba0077: if you didn't go, you have to hold it until we have to stop again for gas
RatherLargeToad: For the best. According to Cam, Fleem has peepee opinions
Dog_of_Myth: Or the sandwich...
Shadowsoflife: Nice @Jezus38
IanAllenBird: oof
Jezus38:
@shadowsoflife Nice
Mr_Horrible: were all 3 to impress the same beau?
Oxdans: he sounds special
Diabore: oh the blob was a sliver
Akaiatana: Did he also dislocated one sock?
Lithobraker: Does it get easier to pop back in?
KaleidoscopeMind: ligaments be stretchy
Jezus38: @lithobraker other way around
singinnonsense: I have a friend who hurt his jaw miming a troll's bite attack while playing D&D
boyesie: Ive got a friend who dislocates his thumb and pops it back as a party trick
boyesie: He also says it helps him escape handcuffs
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Lithobraker: @jezus38 I figure what comes out easy might go back in easy
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KaleidoscopeMind: how often is the friend in handcuffs
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: I think he might have bigger issues if escaping handcuffs is a big enough issue, unless they're consentual handcuffs
Bruceski: Over about a year I had three separate random incidents that needed stitches in almost the exact same part of my head. Great when the doctor says "you again?"
Jezus38: Thanks Graham. Always enjoy when I get the laugh
tdapenguin: @KaleidoscopeMind Apparently rather frequently at parties?
KaiTerranova: oh i can do that thumb thing too. it's not quite dislocating it though xD
Juliamon: don't kink shame them
IanAllenBird: houdini-based roleplay situation
boyesie: I know! I keep telling him he shouldnt do that, and he just needs a paperclip to escape them, and i dont ask questions i dont want to know the answer to
Mr_Horrible: they just keep forgetting the safety key is in the nightstand drawer
EJGRgunner: Jesus gifting a sub to a random in twitch chat is like turning watchers into whines
Juliamon: look, sometimes those keys aren't very well-made and break in the lock
fnoggchamp:
@EJGRgunner 
Jezus38: @lithobraker it kinda is, but it's just a downward spiral.
DAC169: @EJGRgunner ba-dum-tish
Spades_Slicc: I personally would not call this Night Mayhem "Mid"
Spades_Slicc: !card unwilling vessel
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Jezus38: @EJGRgunner Not the worst thing I've heard regarding my name/namesake, so I'll take it
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: We would all just point at Dix
Lord_Hosk: HA HA! I escaped unstabbed
RatherLargeToad: Fresh tarp and fresh watermelon
KaleidoscopeMind: "oh neat we got a tarp budget!"
Dog_of_Myth: o7 Dix
TehAmelie:
mods R great by the way 
Anubis169: no YOU
Bugberry: double glassworks
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, it's true. The mods here are great
ContingentCat:
LRR mods
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Oxdans: doesn't glassworks trigger twice?
fnoggchamp: yeah but twice, which would kill the other thing
Shadowsoflife: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
Dog_of_Myth:
fnoggchamp:
sporkraptor: another! *crash*
Spades_Slicc: Was that unwilling vessel QWRP's station intern Derrick?
Shadowsoflife:
Spades_Slicc: filled with ghost
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sporkraptor: it's a mirror match!
RatherLargeToad: Fleem and Meelf
TehAmelie: double the Fleem, double the fear
TehAmelie: i mean fun
Diabore: we can still mirror room our ghostly
sporkraptor: opponent is being very rude
Jezus38: Must protect the sheep
KaleidoscopeMind: just G's shoulder today
Foxmar320: Always the professional
Jezus38:
Graham must be new here
Spades_Slicc: Is this subtle forshadowing for a LRR playthrough of hit indie rpg OFF?
fnoggchamp: there was a line where chumping earlier made the ethereal armor small enough to dragonfire it
Spades_Slicc: If you fracture before you're in the mirror room you avoid 7 years bad luck
fnoggchamp: first strike doesnt mean you can;'t chump it, at least when I was thinking
fnoggchamp: nbd
MrPipboy3000: Chumping made the enchantment leave the battlefiled on your creater, dropping it to 3 toughness
boyesie: Oh, graham, before the stream ends, have you seen the new Monty Python RPG?
RatherLargeToad: They did, in fact, want to block that
aerohydra: that fly
singinnonsense: OP didn't read the card
Akaiatana: You had the braincell this match
accountmadeforants: The real victory
CaptainSpam: Two FLYING 7/7s, no less.
DAC169:
RatherLargeToad: They shouldn’t have wanted to block that
fnoggchamp:
lamina5432: gnight thx
Foxmar320:
Diabore: sorry heather
KaleidoscopeMind: RIP
CaptainSpam: Sudden hard quit!
Dog_of_Myth: oops
Anubis169: !patreon
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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Akaiatana: Every thing you do is magic!
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !next
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DAC169:
Mr_Horrible:
me when I bring myself things via loadingreadyrun's patreon: 
Foxmar320: So many colons
Desruprot: thats a long name
Dog_of_Myth: It's a fun time
Mr_Horrible: potentially 2XKO, since it's out of beta now
Jezus38: Whoa. I'm usually a YouTube user, so I haven't seen this in what feels like... Many many moons?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben had mentioned two ex kay oh.
Mr_Horrible: with Teemo and Warwick
Dog_of_Myth: Chaos!!!
Molladia: I've started to get the Panalysts suggested on YoutTube.... it must know something I dont.
Invitare: Send Cones
wedge_x: Zen Cones
KaleidoscopeMind: my ratatan is in the top 1% of ratatan
SquareDotCube: Send Cones, preferably with ice cream in them
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Anubis169:
baaaaaaaaai 
Mr_Horrible:
love Silent Hilfs
Anubis169: thankies for the strim stram!
Desruprot: Let's Nope the Game
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: !next
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