beowuuf: title change!
Noy2222: Just a completely normal game about murder
beowuuf: totally normal
Manae: !next
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beowuuf:
TXC2:
Manae
Manae:
Noy2222: Almost TOO normal
beowuuf: hey txc2
accountmadeforants: Excellent once again
TXC2: hi beowuuf
Noy2222: I think the Butler slayed the princess
Manae: I panicked for a moment. Was on the wrong tab at 15:59:58
TXC2: I still think it's slay in the drag queen sense
beowuuf: in the dingy library with the pristine candlestick
accountmadeforants: I heard this princess said we should eat cake, she seems alright.
beowuuf: serving chain
accountmadeforants: (Anyway, I'm very excited for this, I hope they get to some of the real weird stuff)
TXC2: CONTACT
accountmadeforants:
Noy2222: Oh boy! Super Duolingo!
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Noy2222: Finally I can learn all the super languages!
beowuuf: there's some really great stuff in the update. There's some really great stuff in the old stuff. Really, good game is good no matter the edition
beowuuf: @Noy2222 yahtzee!
ArdCollider:
niccus: miracle whip update on tiktok
arcaneIllumination: I’ve been waiting for them to play this!
TXC2:
Noy2222 Launguages like double secret Klingon, Linear B and Welsh! 
beowuuf: i meantioned earlier in chat, abby has an anniversary with stream with cast, etc a week on tuesday *21st oct 1.45est) on her home stream
thesimbiote:
Oh wow, so excited to watch them play this!! 
LordZarano: You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her.
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: slay!
chaz_existing: So hyped for some casual regicide with Cam and Cori
thesimbiote: Slayyyyy
TXC2: Hello Cori
beowuuf: hey cori!
Noy2222: I'll slay her later...
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like it's worth mentioning that Abby *and Tony*, who is also instrumental to the game, are hosting a stream on their game studio channel
averythetiger: One solitary Cori today
beowuuf: aww, not just cori, it is cori
Invitare: There is no justice, there's just Cori
OldUncleDan: Did we?
chaz_existing: So hyped for some casual regicide with Cori
thesimbiote: It's never JUST Cori. You're awesome!!
Azralorne: JUST Cori?!
Sarah_Serinde:
Folks here are probably more familiar with Abby but I wouldn't want to leave out her partner 
TXC2: if you want a job done and all that
beowuuf: fine! unslayed
niccus: is this shrek 4
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm choosing you over Adam, I'm very excited.
AFamiliarCalledEl: I'm good, just letting a nice mushroom soup simmer
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: Hi Cori
beowuuf:
@TherapyforNarwhals funnily i think adam should play this game, even just for fun by himself 
chaz_existing: This time it's Unjust Cori
DaxStrife: Hi Cori
ShaneLeeAtk:
beowuuf: sergeHi cori
Dragonfirewiz: Hi cori
HavenDragon: ahoy! o/
thesimbiote: Hi, Cori!!
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OldUncleDan: Do You Wanna Taste It by Wig Wam.
EvilBadman: Did not want to taste it
LiveLittlebird: I'm here for the intro to support a fantastic game, but I'll have to catch the vod
raulghoulia: the season 2 song grew on me
Sarah_Serinde: I love this game so so much
TherapyforNarwhals: Have you played before?
Sarah_Serinde: I still haven't actually gotten around to the Pristine Cut, gotta get on that
southern_woodsman: James Gunn makes movies to show off his playlists
beowuuf: @LiveLittlebird o7 enjoy vod livelittlebird
lightfut: Follow up to slay the spire
iris_of_ether: Oooh
beowuuf:
roguelike 
Azralorne: Cheater!
chaz_existing: So most livestreams then
lightfut: The spire is a known princess
WardsarTheWriter: This game is fantastic, you're in for such a treat.
ihlendrax: Love this game. Looking forward to the choices made….
TXC2: !cw
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Spades_Slicc: Are you familiar with what's in The Pristine Cut?
beowuuf: abby is too good at the arts
Sarah_Serinde: It definitely can get very gory
Azralorne: A murder game for murder 🤣
Balugo: I’m pretty sure that Black Tabby Games was created by one of the comic creators from Strip Search, which was the YouTube show that introduced me to LRR
TherapyforNarwhals: Wait this isn't Let's Nope!
TXC2: the murder game of murder
chaz_existing: I'm okay with squigglies, but not zig-zags.
averythetiger: Warning! Non-zero amount of stabby content!
beowuuf: @Balugo yup, abby howard, of last hallowe'en fame
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Sarah_Serinde: as I understand it, the Pristine Cut is More
chaz_existing: Oh crap
Sarah_Serinde: More routes and such
Spades_Slicc: The pristine cut makes the game 133% base game size by word count
WardsarTheWriter: The pristine cut is the definitive version of the game, the most complete version.
Sarah_Serinde: The voice acting is excellent
jacqui_lantern234:
hey nerds! hope yall are doing well 
beowuuf: 33% more i belioeve
iris_of_ether: Hello yes I am an Autumns'mn
chaz_existing: Oh yeah they have a great style
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
BlueChloroplast: @jacqui_lantern234 hey nerd
Sarah_Serinde: I'm so happy that this game has done so well and enabled them to do more of what they want to do
thesimbiote: Agreed, gorgeous use of line weight
Sarah_Serinde: They deserve it
beowuuf: last anniversary stream the cast played the game voicing the game live. It was great, they've both cool at doing different emotions / voices
Azralorne: I love the voice actress choice for the princess, she's a fun streamer to watch
Sarah_Serinde: Oh also I don't know if it's available anywhere but last year's stream on Black Tabby's Twitch had the 2 VAs acting live and it was so much fun
WardsarTheWriter: There's a lot of warnings... A L OT.
averythetiger: Specifically acid burns? At least we're safe from radiation burns.
TXC2:
forced suicide? is that not murder by proxy?
thesimbiote: The genre hopping lends itself to lots of types of horror
Sarah_Serinde:
Yeah someone once tried to tell me it wasn't that bad, and like...I guess it depends on what route you take. They seem to have missed a lot 
jacqui_lantern234: auditory gore? yeah, im out
beowuuf:
narrow it down?
averythetiger: @jacqui_lantern234 Yes, some gore scenes have appropriate folly
30teracyte: click to continue
TXC2: cats that chill
Oscelot: o/
Kentosaurus: coast to coast
Noy2222: Crossing the cStreams
beowuuf: i'm thinking even if you try and play it as nicely as possible, it probably still leads to one of the funnier but gorier early scenes
jacqui_lantern234:
@averythetiger oh, i thought it meant "targeting the receiver's sense of sound" rather than a "boo" or a "squelch" 
WardsarTheWriter: If you want the full authentic experience, I'd not change much, including the flickering. But I'd recommend turning the voices up and the music down a touch.
Sarah_Serinde: ONLY good things. Definitely
Sarah_Serinde: I think the voice could stand to come up
beowuuf: voice up a little music down a little?
averythetiger: Narrator very quiet vs Cori
Oscelot: Oh boy. *rubs hands together*
LordZarano: He said the thing!
beowuuf: parralax
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta properly appreciate the voice acting
TXC2: define "end"
LeeshaJoy: hi Jonny Sims
mikia55: It's quiet compared to you speaking
Oscelot: You find a princess in a jar in the woods...
Oscelot: I do love the narrator in this. I played the demo as soon as I could get my hot little paws on it
chaz_existing: There's a princess in a jar in a cabin in a hole in a bump in a log at the bottom of the sae.
raulghoulia: who pays us for this? What was the hiring process like?
TXC2: if you want an omelette...
beowuuf: they are both so good.
adurnafricai: Yaaaay I caught a talking simulator now that I have a twitch! Hello Cori, you're my favorite show!
TXC2: hello adurnafricai welcome
Sarah_Serinde: Jonathan Sims did an incredibly good job as the narrator
Spades_Slicc: Yeah the narrator is great, sure wish he was the main voice of a 400+ episode podcast or the lead singer in a folk punk band that existed since the mid 00s
TXC2: there's a face in the leaves in the lower right corner
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Is he also the Stanley Parable narrator?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah real pity we can't hear him anywhere else
Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot No
Oscelot: Ah ok
Sarah_Serinde: He is the narrator of the Magnus Archives podcast though
Oscelot: Nice XD
adurnafricai: is this an unspoiled playthrough?
TheMerricat: For what it's worth, narrator voice is about half as loud as you are. Audible but he could be turned up smidge if you wanted to.
Sarah_Serinde: (Also very horror)
TXC2: it's at an angle
Spades_Slicc: Cori has found a House of Leaves in the woods
PepTheFish: WHOSE FACE IS THAT IN THE LEAVES
Sarah_Serinde: And the writer of said podcast, I should add
Oscelot: Sweet X3
TXC2: thanks Cori
TheMerricat: Perfect
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely better, thanks Cori
Oscelot: That sounds good
beowuuf:
LordZarano: Much better
mikia55: Thank you for turning the volume up
Spades_Slicc: Welllllll
TXC2:
he's us
Spades_Slicc: Hero isn't exactly /your/ voice
WardsarTheWriter: If you slay Princess Zelda, you might be: Ganondorf.
tycoonbosh: I mean, if someone was coming to kill me, I'd also lie, cheat, and do anything possible to not be murdered.
beowuuf: i love the fact you get three points of view almost from the start so there can be debates, etc
PepTheFish: If the narrator drank beer what kind of beer would he drink
TheMerricat: @pepthefish I don't know but you'd find a lot of it in Seattle.
Sarah_Serinde:
@Spades_Slicc We'll get there
Spades_Slicc: @PepTheFish Guiness
Oscelot: @PepTheFish Something simple but nuanced
niccus: a bit of a fixer upper i guess
beowuuf: i love how that line repeats no matter what
Oscelot: I know right?
WardsarTheWriter: I mean...
tycoonbosh: @PepTheFish PBR, but only after explaining that they normally drink something exotic and bitter, but they had a rough night yesterday and aren't up for that right now.
TXC2: she IS a princess
beowuuf: eerie music
JKBalch: Dangerous is not the word I would use, Sultry maye
Oscelot: @tycoonbosh *snerk*
beowuuf: hey, is that chain single?
Oscelot: Pffff @beowuuf
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf I 100% thought that they just used the same recording every time but no, it was a conscious decision Jonathan made to just read it the same no matter what, and I love that
chaz_existing: It feels like a shame to ruin these lovely cobble floors with the crimson stain of blood. Maybe do not slay?
PepTheFish: Hero said smash
Oscelot: the laugh in her voice is chilling
LidofLoathing: Slay the princess... but she's hot
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde i love all the things like that about this game
WardsarTheWriter: Voice of the chat: Flirt with her.
Sarah_Serinde: Both these actors show so much range in this game
leebenningfield: I still need to play this for real. I made it to "the good ending" then retired champion.
richard_ermen: Fuck yes, I adore this game.
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Amazing XD
Sarah_Serinde: I mean the game told us to slay her
TherapyforNarwhals: 0-2 kill icecream
SquareDotCube: box truck
TXC2: makes sense to me Cori
Spades_Slicc: If you do immediate you can almost instantly go for NEW CONTENT
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde the fact nicole managed to pull out even more voices for this version is impressive!
chaz_existing: Well I have this knife
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf I can't wait to dive back into it
TXC2: throws knife
WardsarTheWriter: Roll to hit.
EvilBadman: bust out the glock
chaz_existing: Drop it.... into her skull. With force.
Spades_Slicc: You can throw it out a window
gualdhar: stabbity stab stab
tycoonbosh: "She's unarmed." I dunno narrator, it looks like she's got at least 2 arms.
BlueChloroplast: Explore
chaz_existing: stab stab stab
Sarah_Serinde: well the narrator would know
Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah totally
beowuuf: the logic behind your decisions is great
Spades_Slicc: congrats you just locked into the best route
WardsarTheWriter: That grin though.
PepTheFish: Great stream. See everybody next time.
chaz_existing: Simply die
Oscelot: rofl
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Oscelot: take care @PepTheFish
Oscelot: rofl
niccus: i didnt know knife time was *my* time
beowuuf: tit for tat ... no, wait
Brozard: Narrator, play "Desposito"
Spades_Slicc: Your knife is very sharp
chaz_existing: NOW KISS
Noy2222: Quick game
adurnafricai: good job you did it!
Oscelot: she has very sharp teeth
tycoonbosh: Hey, at least they don't have to die alone.
Spades_Slicc: @chaz_existing No that's Kathleen's stream
beowuuf: game 10/.10, a little short though
adurnafricai: @Spades_Slicc if only it still were
MAPBoardgames: What's Cori's current KDA?
beowuuf: so we've decided to go freaky early, good good
LordZarano: He said the thing! Again!
richard_ermen: This sounds ....familiar.
Oscelot: Yeah, assist
beowuuf: 1/1/0
Noy2222: To slay the princess, you must match 4 colored gems in a row
Spades_Slicc: KDA:1
iris_of_ether: 1?-1-0
Sarah_Serinde: totally dead
TXC2: oh no, we're stuck in loop!
BlueChloroplast: I thought KDA was a kpop
Oscelot: *snerk*
MAPBoardgames: I thought it was Kill/Death Average
beowuuf: @TXC2 if we can demonstrate it to the narrator, he will conceed
Oscelot: @BlueChloroplast you're thinking kpop demon hunters
richard_ermen: New Voice, who dis!
adurnafricai: this isn't Hero's journey, he's a different character :3
Sarah_Serinde:
turning around and leaving was one of the first things I tried in this game, it was an interesting introduction to everything
chaz_existing: This version of Groundhog Day is really trippy.
TXC2: beowuuf excellent
richard_ermen: All paths lead to the cabin?
Oscelot: the narrator is so very put out XD
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde it's probably a great way to realise you can't do anything to break the game
Sarah_Serinde:
@Oscelot Oh you haven't heard anything yet
WardsarTheWriter: The Albuquerque in the Woods.
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde XD
adurnafricai: oh boy I forgot cori's playstyle of not questioning anything. this should be interesting
Oscelot: Oh no
Oscelot: we killed the narrator
Brozard: Stanley chose the door on the left
Oscelot: @Brozard literally what I was thinking XD
Sarah_Serinde:
I 100%'d this game before the Pristine Cut came out, I look forward to doing it again
TXC2: we're getting out of this cave!
Noy2222: Maybe... I am the princess...
Spades_Slicc: You're a gaming legend btw
TXC2: NOPE!
Oscelot: Friends!
xerjen: Nice, friends
WardsarTheWriter: Voice of the game: Ya fucked up.
EvilBadman: cuddlepile
chaz_existing: Find a nice pigeonhole
SkylerRingtail: Time to become a Warlock!
Sarah_Serinde: Why isn't your mind empty?!
TXC2: EMPTY YOUR MIND!
Oscelot: EMPTY YOUR MIND!
gualdhar: Grabby Zen Master
beowuuf: empty! your! mind!
Oscelot: hehehe
chaz_existing: EMPTY YOUR MIND IN THE CITY!
Brozard: OK Clotho
Spades_Slicc: Our* only salvation
Sarah_Serinde: ^
Spades_Slicc: comrade
niccus: you ever go through a book so badly you get kicked back a chapter
LordZarano: He said the thing! Again!
beowuuf: we noped out of razor, wow
chaz_existing: The stream logo bug seems a bit out of place, maybe I'm mistake though.
Noy2222: And in that princess, is a spleen
n3ther: the narrator enhances this already great game so much
Oscelot: @niccus I mean CYA...
adurnafricai: you're here to slay her
DoodlestheGreat: There is no Step 2, but there IS a Step 3: Profit.
Noy2222: And in that spleen is a water temple
OldUncleDan: Do we RELLY NEED to save the world? I think we should listen to her offer.
beowuuf:
btw, the game doens't always railroad you that hard from being contrary sometimes it does worse thigns to you ...
TXC2: OldUncleDan right? maybe if this world ends we can get a better one
WardsarTheWriter: Quoting Leslie Nielson now are we?
Oscelot: I wonder if *we're* the narrator
OldUncleDan: @TXC2 That's what I'm thinking. Go for door number 2!
beowuuf: @OldUncleDan i mean two have ended already, we might run out!
Jigokuro: A couple times, yeh
iris_of_ether: Yes but I don't want to spoil which one
TXC2: yes I have seen the Death note movies
Jigokuro: Also Jace several times
accountmadeforants: "I did this to myself? I'm a jerk!"
iris_of_ether: I mean like I know *you're* familiar with which one but
chaz_existing: This narrator is full of it.
TXC2: oh Narrator honey
malsareus: have you looked outside sir?
BlueChloroplast: Remember ALWAYS leave a note. Jace wiped the knowledge to leave a note from his mind
adurnafricai: idk am I one of those?
JKBalch: Don't know about that, maybe this world needs to end so a new better one can be born
Oscelot: Aaaaand I'm installing this game now XD
chaz_existing: Niles Crane
n3ther: those dang evil people
adurnafricai: @Oscelot gottem
beowuuf:
@Oscelot good choice
Oscelot: Hehehe
WardsarTheWriter: Motivation means everything.
Oscelot: I already had it, just hadn't played it yet
TXC2:
and the reward is in game cosmetics
Oscelot: @TXC2 ouch lol
chaz_existing: Is it Ice Cream?
Invitare: Two marshmallows
Spades_Slicc: But consider: 2 Marshmallows
iris_of_ether: *2* marshmallows Cori
BITs19_: Alright, I'm sold, and I think I need to see this game blind. Have a good one chat, and good luck slaying the princess Cori!
Oscelot: hae fun @BITs19_ !
TXC2: so long BITs19_ stay safe
beowuuf:
@BITs19_ o7 enjoy the game, then enjoy the vod
Sarah_Serinde: @BITs19_ I highly recommend it, hope you have a great time with it!
OldUncleDan: Two pizzas! With STUFFED CRUST!!!! IYKYK.
chaz_existing: Goodbye, BITs19_!
Noy2222: She will steal your shoes
Oscelot: How is the blade not dusty?
WardsarTheWriter: @Oscelot Clearly because it's Pristine.
Oscelot: @WardsarTheWriter clearly lol
beowuuf: @Oscelot good question. excellent question. next question. no more questions, just stabbing
TXC2: footware is expensive
Oscelot: @beowuuf lol
chaz_existing: Cut my knife into princess. This is my last resort.
Brozard: Surprise! I'm here to kill you!
WardsarTheWriter: Didn't you know, Cori. It's her birthday!
Oscelot: @chaz_existing *cackle*
beowuuf:
@chaz_existing 
n3ther: pft who needs the surprise element
tdapenguin: i was gonna ask "what's the deal with this game?" but i feel like the last 30sec kinda explain themselves
beowuuf: bringing a knife to a princess fight
Invitare: keep your mind on the marshmallows
Brozard: @chaz_existing Such a patron, no bleeding. Don't get a bus is the narrator's reading.
beowuuf:
@tdapenguin it's pretty quick at showing you what it's about.... the fun is the sheer depth
Invitare: she's hiding the marshmallows from you
beowuuf: interesting comment narrator
TXC2: gotta have a positive mindset
tdapenguin: @beowuuf i'm eager to see the howwhowhats of this
Oscelot: How twinky are we!?
Brozard: Duchess of Jukes
BlueChloroplast: Ooh our arm
QuixoticScrivener: do we have bird person arms?
Invitare: she can do jiu jitsu
Oscelot: Woah wait what is with our feet
TXC2: Princess is a Nak Muay!
chaz_existing: Why do we have claws?
Oscelot: er hands
n3ther: oooh
WardsarTheWriter: Why not hand?
Oscelot: are we dragonborn or something?
adurnafricai: @Oscelot how twinky do you think you are?
beowuuf: @chaz_existing great question
Showsni: What else would your hand look like?
beowuuf: hero hands!
TXC2: are we a demon?
7gorobei: so she has shoes
OldUncleDan: Some folks pay for that sort of treatment.
Oscelot: @adurnafricai me personally? none twinky lol
WardsarTheWriter: Hmmm... that expression.
chaz_existing: Tonberry strategy. I like it.
accountmadeforants: *pathetic duck dot png*
Invitare: no marshmallows for you
MAPBoardgames: She hadn't skipped her princess lessons. Top of her class.
beowuuf: oh well, good game, 10/10, pity it's so short
WardsarTheWriter: So, what's our fortune.
Aitsu111: Pencil drawn art so good
beowuuf:
try not to escape this one
FusionWarrior: Yes yes yes yes
Noy2222: The cabin is fully furnished and cost $250,000
Mazrae:
I feel like ive seen this before 
TXC2: a bargin
Clockwork_Penguin: I love this game so much
Oscelot: @Noy2222 too real ;_; we've been looking at houses lately and yeeeeeeah
beowuuf:
beowuuf: voice of the "oh no i've awoken something inside myself"
Invitare: she's strong because she's fuelled by the marshmallows. YOUR marshmallows
WardsarTheWriter: -pats Broken's shoulder- You ok, buddy?
Oscelot: @beowuuf roflmao
chaz_existing: @Noy2222 It's now being subletted as an airbnb. If you slay the princess, you will have to pay a $50000 security and cleaning fee.
JKBalch: My narrator told me the Princess keeps killing his Heroes so I asked him how many Heroes he had and he said he just goes to the narrative and gets another Hero afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding doomed Heroes to the Princess and then his Voices started crying.
beowuuf: i mean you got a prize last time, being stepped on
Oscelot: well that's new
LidofLoathing: and a helpful ladder!@
WardsarTheWriter: That's so far up... is it worth it to climb up and get it?
beowuuf: bye mirror
Spades_Slicc: @beowuuf What Mirror?
beowuuf: sorry, can't be a mirror, narrator never mentioned one
Spades_Slicc: Exactlllllllllly
WardsarTheWriter: @Spades_Slicc On the Narrator's payroll I see.
richard_ermen: Ohhhh
Sarah_Serinde: someone fetch Adam
TherapyforNarwhals: OKAY
Invitare: WITNESS ME
GhostValv:
Oscelot: WITNESSSSSSS x3
Twilight_Spark: Seems safe
Saulens181:
Clockwork_Penguin: Oh.... gosh 😳
mercano82: we’re going to need more silver spray frosting
beowuuf:
Piratical_tendancies: ON MY WAY!
Oscelot: Voice of the kink rofl
TXC2: broken is THIRSTY today
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Snowcookies: how's the princess slaying going?
MAPBoardgames: Did Adam ever play this game? Can we get him to?
chaz_existing: @Snowcookies Not great, admittedly.
TheTekkieman: You do not have the element of surprise.
beowuuf: perfectly normal princess
TXC2: she ra ?
richard_ermen: Sadly, it seems she is immune to "Element of Surprise"
chaz_existing: biblically accurate princess
Spades_Slicc: @Snowcookies 1 princess slayed, 2 slayers slayed, 1 ambiguous
WardsarTheWriter: Something something giant woman -musical tune ensues-
Oscelot: "returned"
beowuuf: @MAPBoardgames i don't think so, i genuinely think he might enjoy every decision being viable, and you being able to choose 'bad' endings
LeeshaJoy: @WardsarTheWriter All I wanna do, is shove my knife into, a giant woman, a giant woman~
richard_ermen: a giant woooommmaaaannnnn
Mazrae: Did she just use command drop on us
TXC2: yes.....my knife....
adurnafricai: @OldUncleDan I had to try so hard to contain myself reading this right before this route
beowuuf: yup, and we have disadvantage on wisdom checks against the pricess
Oscelot: Ow
chaz_existing: neil? He's a great guy.
Oscelot: we need those knees
lightfut: She's using The Voice
adurnafricai: everyone feeling normal about this one? :3c
Spades_Slicc: If people are getting a kick out of Broken and Tower you should check out Apotheosis
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc we can only let chat get so thirsty
WardsarTheWriter: Dinobirb
beowuuf: hero beak
BlueChloroplast: Birb-boi!
beowuuf: triplicate
Oscelot: Oh dear
lightfut: Princess is bene gesserit
chaz_existing: I need your TPS report. Total princesses slain report.
BlueChloroplast: A needle! /hornet voice
TXC2: BlueChloroplast SHAAAAAAAW
WardsarTheWriter: I very much love the blacked out options feel like your internal monologue, presumably.
Oscelot: LOL
Mazrae: Why did no one tell us that the princess was an evil cleric
Sarah_Serinde: look the narrator needs to take responsibility for his actions
Snowcookies: oh dear
Spades_Slicc: I love her pose
beowuuf: i blame the narrator, except we never told the narrator, so really it's our fault
Creature_Comforts:
WardsarTheWriter: @Sarah_Serinde That would imply he has integrity. That has yet to be proven.
Spades_Slicc: the steepled fingers and pointed toes
Sarah_Serinde:
@WardsarTheWriter
niccus: internal kebab
TXC2:
unreliable narrator, but they get people killed instead of being untruful
JKBalch: Maybe you can drown her in your blood
beowuuf:
slay the pricess and lone wolf - doing the holding hands meme over graphic descriptions of death violence against the protagonist
Spades_Slicc: New mouth gained
n3ther: why is she enjoying this
TXC2: *untruthful
KeytarCat: Yes mommy, I mean, uh
chaz_existing: It's weird that there is such a large window in the basement.
WardsarTheWriter: By the way, Cori, have you noticed your cursor has been contextually changing as the story's being told?
Juliamon: One piece, plus several small pieces
beowuuf: grabbing the blade is a pretty important decision
Oscelot: Oh woah, I didn't notice that @WardsarTheWriter
TXC2:
we are axiomatically NOT in one piece
WardsarTheWriter:
Yeah, before it was the claw, then the knife, now a bloody one
Spades_Slicc: The knife alternately has blood or is clean depending on the obvious
HavenDragon: and it has blood on it now
OldUncleDan: "One Piece?" This seems more like "When They Cry."
adurnafricai: the first let's play I watched of this they got to this about halfway through and one of the players' voice got really soft and distant. it's certainly a thing to get this early
Spades_Slicc: Now did Princess get big or did you shrink?
beowuuf: did we mention there wasa gore warning?
Oscelot: Yes, we did
TXC2: beowuuf we did
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc princess is lorg
adurnafricai: @Spades_Slicc big. definitely she got big. she's very big
WardsarTheWriter: We went through the whole warning list on the website.
WardsarTheWriter: It's... plentiful.
goombalax: m...mo...
Spades_Slicc: I see, chat has a very . . . specific vision of reality
HavenDragon: this is a nice angle
Oscelot: Oh that's nice
TXC2: "why are you so tall?" "you're on the floor"
adurnafricai: @Spades_Slicc look, there's no way this wasn't intentional. c'mon
OldUncleDan: Go for the Femeral Artery!
OldUncleDan: Femural
Spades_Slicc: Okay Cori this is important: remember Marshmallow (X2)
beowuuf: petriest
goombalax: you just flop over
Juliamon: zombie lunge
WardsarTheWriter: Anime speed lines, but they're blood.
GhostValv: the holes just make you more aerodynamic
beowuuf: deify this!
TXC2: always into the chest
ForOhForError: birb
WardsarTheWriter: Dinobirb!
wulfangel77: Sorry. What comes next is worse.
Spades_Slicc: Would you like to see yourself?
MAPBoardgames: I'm pretty sure you're a bird-person
chaz_existing: I hope we have cloven hooves
Oscelot: always into the bone protecting the heart too
TXC2: !spoiler
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wulfangel77: You will see. But ist.......bad
n3ther: might be a few stabbings late
ForOhForError: what, "sorry, expected that to work"?
Oscelot: Yeeeeeah, forgiveness is a bit of an ask
Kibbik: Expert stabsmanship though
WardsarTheWriter: Love the shift of her voice.
beowuuf: will never come back to us!
JKBalch: Wake up super
ForOhForError: @JKBalch no meter 😞
WardsarTheWriter: Puny god.
Riiiiiiis: Oh it's been a while since I thought about Kung Fu Hustle!!
tdapenguin: so, when we die and then try again, how much of the previous run does princess, narator, broken, hero, etc remember?
Oscelot: Uhoh
TXC2:
big deal Princess, I look at my body that way every morning
beowuuf: what's the jackie chan film where he gets beaten to a pulp for like 15 minutes at the end fight until he just goes mad and beats the bad guy?
wulfangel77: no. she is specal. All of her.
WardsarTheWriter: Voice of the Broken knows how to simp hard when he wants to.
adurnafricai: @tdapenguin great question!
Sarah_Serinde: @tdapenguin There's more than one answer to this. You'll get a better idea of it as Cori plays through today
Spades_Slicc: @tdapenguin The previous chapters are remembered by voices and princess
JKBalch: alright, 2 for 4?
tdapenguin: @Sarah_Serinde @adurnafricai @Spades_Slicc thanks
TXC2: CORI!
ForOhForError:
Oscelot: pff
wulfangel77: What is your goal ? A bad or good ending ?
frnknstn: roll credits!
Spades_Slicc: Time for gore princess
frnknstn: wait what
Creature_Comforts: No that's later
Twilight_Spark:
Clockwork_Penguin: Yesss!!!
WardsarTheWriter: Chapter 3: The Zerg
Oscelot: oh that's fleshy
Sarah_Serinde:
SkylerRingtail: Furry would've been better
beowuuf: LOL
chaz_existing: Hey there's a face in the bottom right corner
GhostValv:
FusionWarrior: Meat
Piratical_tendancies: nodules!
JKBalch: Wax, definitely wax
adurnafricai: @wulfangel77 we were told right off the bat that that's the wrong question for this game
Clockwork_Penguin: Fury my beloved
ForOhForError: narrator is spooped
niccus: love to visit the princess
TherapyforNarwhals: Hey it's me!
mikia55: Yessss!
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TXC2: so vainy
Oscelot: that's --yeah
goombalax: yeah its the meat forest, we've all seen it
beowuuf: we broken the broken... yay us?
Snowcookies: everything is fine
wulfangel77: Welcome to the Gore-Capter. Hope you have a stronge stomach
Pseudo_Panda: Oh duh, the meat forest
accountmadeforants: What if it's not meat but marshmallow
goombalax: all you can meat
chaz_existing: Where's marshmellow mountain
accountmadeforants: We should lick it and find out
beowuuf: god us killed
wulfangel77: @goombalax Nice one
TXC2: I don't know, this looks more like fat then meat
beowuuf: music knows this is serious
niccus: i think roundup will still work
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WardsarTheWriter: By the way, music in this game... absolutely killer.
Gekyouryuu: is the narrator Johnathan Magnus Archives Sims?
Spades_Slicc: "forever"
beowuuf: yeah, everyone associated this game was bringing their a game
JKBalch: One big lifelong BBQ
Oscelot: yep @Gekyouryuu
chaz_existing: live in meat forest. Make meat friends.
Spades_Slicc: @Gekyouryuu No it's Johnny 'The Mechanisms' Deville
AFamiliarCalledEl: What's the price of a house in Meat Forest? Gotta be pretty affordable
OldUncleDan: Just get us a blowtorch and some seasoned salt and we'll be fine!
LeeshaJoy: are we in Psychonauts all of a sudden
TXC2: "I mean Attempted murder?! how is that even a crime!"
Oscelot: lol @LeeshaJoy I mean
beowuuf: lol
WardsarTheWriter: Oh yeah, music's great, but also the sound design.
beowuuf: imagien having boots
Oscelot: or I could *not* imagine that
Spades_Slicc: That's funny, Cori thinks you're wearing boots
adurnafricai: eww I don't want to think about the suction
MTGRanger: the "trees" look a lot like bird feet
Spades_Slicc: or shoes
Gekyouryuu: The Aggro Crag
Oscelot: animal birthing lubricant lol
protojman: i bet it's clammy
beowuuf: clawed feet of clod feet
FusionWarrior:
Squishy wet meat that goes squish when you walk on it 
QuixoticScrivener: d20s and lube you say?
wulfangel77: i got this capter on my try to be as bad as possible.
Oscelot: This is really starting to sound like The Voice Of The Abused Ex
beowuuf: @wulfangel77 presumably with different voices?
TXC2: wow that blood gutter
Barb4rian: Ew.
JKBalch: Looks like polyps...
beowuuf: @TXC2 i love their debut album
Oscelot: Yeah we're gonna have to send that off for a biopsy
TXC2:
beowuuf
WardsarTheWriter: Pulsating...
wulfangel77: @beowuuf i dont know. But i am still missing some routes.
chaz_existing: STAB TIME
accountmadeforants: We did this, by supporting the knife on Patreon
TXC2: this is what happens when In vito meat gets out of hand
beowuuf: @wulfangel77 i do like how sometimes you can get to the same chapter from differnt spots / reasons, but that means different voices with different imput
Darleysam: Tetsuoooo...
JKBalch: Narrator, stop playing coy
adurnafricai: I definitely enjoy some other things better than cold steel. like a fluffy bunny's back
beowuuf: realise the truth cori, there is no mirror
wulfangel77: @beowuuf Thanks. I will try this next time. I just love the somewhat evil proncess.
WardsarTheWriter: It's a mirror, not a Window, Cori.
Oscelot: Windooooows *shakes fist*
KeytarCat: Wipe clean the windows!
Spades_Slicc: No you need a door not a window
beowuuf: not windows, mirror!
chaz_existing: This isn't a window, its a mirror, Cori
TXC2: Windows!
Twilight_Spark: Windows wants to me wiped clean.
adurnafricai: great, first doors and mirrors, now windows too?
TheMerricat: Chat, she's got so powerful she's taking over the streaming PC.....
TXC2: we've still got a week left windows!
EvilBadman: Wipe mirror, reveal the Expression
chaz_existing: Violence leads to marshmallows
KeytarCat: Show us what we've become!
wulfangel77: Do it
WardsarTheWriter: We continue to emulate the Hulk.
Darleysam: hacked it
Spades_Slicc: You've played this game when it came out, have you checked out Scarlet Hollow?
FusionWarrior: Wet meat hallway
wulfangel77: What do you thing she look like now ?
chaz_existing: Nobody knows, tumor man.
ForOhForError: meat, I mean, neat
beowuuf:
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Oscelot: I'm gonna say meat
chaz_existing: I don't want to think about that.
WardsarTheWriter: Meat ooze?
TXC2: skinless even perhpse
KeytarCat: A real tumor's tumor
Spades_Slicc: But if the meat's out here does she have enough for herself?
iris_of_ether: Kanedaaaaa
beowuuf: sac outlet
wulfangel77: i think you are close to the truth
WardsarTheWriter: Hands confirmed.
Darleysam: @iris_of_ether Tetsuooooooo
JKBalch: She's got fingers at least
niccus: most princesses already look like this if you're small enough
MAPBoardgames: She seems... unpset.
WardsarTheWriter: Size kink last time. Choking kink this time.
Oscelot: Voice of the Stubborn plays a lot of FFXIV
OldUncleDan: Chemotherapy?
beowuuf: lacking marshmallows. get stabbing
Darleysam: ah, peeled
WardsarTheWriter: Ba-dump ba-dump
Inglonias: glad it's not just me
beowuuf: el-ish torn
niccus: more of an elesh normie
QuixoticScrivener: ETBs go burr
chaz_existing: sick corset
Oscelot: gross.
FusionWarrior: Yes
Snowcookies: her legs are just bone and flesh
Oscelot: she has claws too
Kibbik: Skin dress
Spades_Slicc: @Snowcookies Most people's are
wulfangel77: i still love her. She can tourtur me if she wants.
JKBalch: Just peels your princess-skin gloves off and you can do it
TXC2: yeah her feet have become digigrade
Oscelot: Eugh
WardsarTheWriter: Who needs skin anyway?
Barb4rian: Nope. nope nope nope
TacitusVigil: Got her out of the draft!
Darleysam: yeah I don't think a lot of people don't hate that
ForOhForError: that's in the CWs yeah
chaz_existing: Why do these basements keep having windows.
adurnafricai: @wulfangel77 you're so valid
JKBalch: Only 3 toes
OldUncleDan: What if the Tiger is also the Lady?
Kibbik: Don't the stars look nice out that window.
beowuuf: we're ok, jump and stab
WardsarTheWriter: @Kibbik The view is rather lovely...
ForOhForError: no one liners
Oscelot: worth a try
8_Escape: A logical assumption.
beowuuf: get hearted
SnackPak_: glass cannon build
Spades_Slicc: pins
KeytarCat: Pins!
Oscelot: WELP
ForOhForError: uhhhh
adurnafricai: oops
WardsarTheWriter: I have no body, so I must scream.
chaz_existing: Classic case of squelching.
ForOhForError: chat is that good
Oscelot: We need that stuff!
MTGRanger:
TXC2: intresting that the heart is in the middle
beowuuf: i was keeping my things in there
Kibbik: Aaah, my stuff and things!
JKBalch: I think I see our spleen, we need that
7gorobei: squelch's juice
DAC169: keeping you alive at this point is NOT a mercy
adurnafricai: you look extremely down for the count
TXC2: DAC169 right?
wulfangel77: you die if she wants to. But does she want ?
TherapyforNarwhals:
At least it's wet 
chaz_existing: I'm beginning to think describing our character as "alive" was an inaccurate statement from the start.
adurnafricai: hehehe love how much this game makes people think
Spades_Slicc: @chaz_existing By most definitions of alive we were absolutely that previously
beowuuf: lol
Oscelot: ROFL
GhostValv:
Oscelot: It's like a muppet
WardsarTheWriter: That sound effect is so good.
Barb4rian: This is why necromancy is bad kids, mmmkay?
TXC2:
it's like Phill Pholigo art
JKBalch: We are a meat puppet. A muppett... hrm
OldUncleDan: Saying please isn't begging. It's just basic politeness!
beowuuf: why is she so angry?
xantos69: !uptime
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TherapyforNarwhals: That's a sound
Oscelot: ROFL that sound XD
Spades_Slicc: @beowuuf Someone murdered her
chaz_existing: Organs need a good flapping
120 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
niccus: a blobfish that won't stop chasing you
n3ther:
Oscelot: Hey uh
chaz_existing: Hi serge
Darleysam: oh hi serge
niccus: OH NO SERGE BAD TIMING
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc can't be us, we don't match that description... anymore....
Sarah_Serinde: oh uh...hi Brew Crew. This game is NOT Serge-safe
n3ther: no, no perfect timing
Inglonias: hi serge
WardsarTheWriter: Oh no... Serge raid... you arrived... at rather a time...
Oscelot: Welcome raiders. So uuhhhhhh there's a lot of CWs here
DaxStrife: I came back at an odd time.
chaz_existing: welcome to normal stream
xantos69: Did we live?
JKBalch: Well, we got blood on her. That counts as a hit
Bluesun_Rise: uhm ... what did i just walk into?
wildpeaks:
what a vibe for Serge to arrive
ForOhForError: sorry serge raid
MajorFrostbyte: Raiders just in time for explosions
wulfangel77: The Narrator dont belive it ?
beowuuf: hey serge, ummm.... aaaah..... hmmmm....
TXC2: hello Raiders
adurnafricai: <message deleted>uhhhh hey family friendly group this is not like what you were doing
TXC2: !cw
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Ignatiuspants: welcome to a good wholesome game about a magical princess!
gualdhar: Lots of psychological and body horror
beowuuf: well, they are biollions...of pieces... of our character
ForOhForError: you'll need a few minutes, the list is very long
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
Marvoleath: we did just break, into pieces
Oscelot: ^CWs
beowuuf: night txc2!
Oscelot:
take care @TXC2 
adurnafricai: <message deleted>https://blacktabbygames.com/content-warnings-stp the official cw list
Sarah_Serinde: Which is very in-depth if you want that
Oscelot: ty Sarah
Oscelot: and @adurnafricai
Juliamon: laughing at this particular track coming up
Oscelot: I think I need to head off myself too, alas. Head is bothering me
adurnafricai: <message deleted>google, how to delete twitch message when you were too slow
Oscelot: have fun o/
Sarah_Serinde:
Sarah_Serinde: only barely
Metric_Furlong: hey chat, my favorite author's won the nobel prize for literature; how's you evening going?
Metric_Furlong: *how's your
Marvoleath: @adurnafricai !punt might work
adurnafricai: <message deleted>@Metric_Furlong ooooh, who's that? and uhh squishy!
beowuuf:
@Oscelot 
nght!
adurnafricai: <message deleted>!punt
beowuuf: oh, also i'm an idiot, i've been thinking i'm bad at typing sergeHi, but it's october so it's changed to spooky serge hi
TehAmelie: @Metric_Furlong cool beans
Sarah_Serinde:
No no, just blame Serge
wulfangel77: After my first try Slaying the princess. i just gave up and than i tryed to save her. That was fun.
TehAmelie: i'm working through a big pot of delicious potato soup
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong we've just watched someone being squelchily unmade right when serge raided, so...
Metric_Furlong: @beowuuf sounds about right for Talking Sim
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chaz_existing: hall
beowuuf: wb
chaz_existing: hallo
niccus: time to unexplode
WardsarTheWriter: Buzz buzz
iris_of_ether: Oooh cozy
GirlPainting: no i´m not
beowuuf: never! /optimus prime
chaz_existing: We die alone we die afraid we live in terror we're naked and alone and the grave is the loneliest place.
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WardsarTheWriter: Such a great line.
beowuuf: but where are we going to find any new meat???
adurnafricai: @beowuuf I don't think any of it is gone, just in the wrong order
GirlPainting: I tryed to change my wifi password to "flesh" but my pc told me its to weak!
beowuuf: lol
WardsarTheWriter: No items. Fox and Sheik. Final Destination.
accountmadeforants: Oh damn she turned us into a shape
Sarah_Serinde:
DAC169: oh, Broken leveled up
Azralorne: I've never seen hardcore monster princess before 🤣🤣 what does this say about Cori...
adurnafricai: @Azralorne first route baybee!
GirlPainting: is this the backstory of super meat boy?
chaz_existing: We are simply a vessel meant for death
TheMerricat:
So many new voices. 
chaz_existing: yes
WardsarTheWriter: AGAIN!
beowuuf:
SkylerRingtail: Princess, I have come to bargain! I mean, slay you.
7gorobei: she thanos snapped us?
accountmadeforants: Princess kinda looking like she's made of marshmallows, too
Sarah_Serinde:
The VAs worked real hard on this game
wildpeaks: well yes I am matter devoid of life, haven't had my coffee yet
beowuuf: narrator is gone!
chaz_existing: But I came back
WardsarTheWriter: Cursor change...
beowuuf: lisa needs braces
frnknstn: I have no body and I must stab
TheMerricat: bird head?
adurnafricai: squish
MTGRanger: bird head, methinks
TacitusVigil: Meadle
wildpeaks: cogito ergo sum
beowuuf: we are the blade
adurnafricai: "her heart is out! we can end this!"
TacitusVigil: Too late!
chaz_existing: I think therefore I am STABBING YOU IN THE CHEST
Sarah_Serinde: you're gonna be fine
TacitusVigil: Nope!
WardsarTheWriter: Another voice shift.
wildpeaks: too many hands
chaz_existing: Hey it's a door
DaxStrife: Are we the Princess now?
adurnafricai: hello old friend mirror
wildpeaks: a door or a mirror ?
niccus: a hand for every kind of stab
7gorobei: are we the princess now?
wildpeaks: the plot twist
TacitusVigil: Wait are we entropy?
beowuuf: what an intresting thought
chaz_existing: Something something the true marshmallows were the voices in our head we made along the way
wildpeaks: mirror mirror on the void, who is the prettiest voice of them all
WardsarTheWriter: I don't think Cold is on anyone's side.
KaleidoscopeMind: final_final_(this one)
Spades_Slicc: Mirror Mirror in the Void, Who's the prettiest songboid
Sarah_Serinde: cool hand
DaxStrife: "Despite everything, it's still you."
wildpeaks: the cabin looks angry
Sarah_Serinde: see, she's totally fine
adurnafricai: not sure being
chaz_existing: This is a normal amount of hands
beowuuf: the hands that smacked us last time
wildpeaks: Oh Good
WardsarTheWriter: Me: -vibing to this vocal track-
OldUncleDan: "A heart that hurts is a heart that works."
adurnafricai: yeah, that kind of heart!
beowuuf: @WardsarTheWriter music soooo good
Sarah_Serinde: Game music also very good
chaz_existing: Cool. Works for me. I have no emotional attatchment to any of this.
adurnafricai: well that's convenient
adurnafricai: egg!
richard_ermen: proto-chicken?
accountmadeforants:
Egg egg egg 
LordZarano: The answer is Red Junglefowl
beowuuf: roguelike!
Ignatiuspants: at some point, a junglefowl laid an egg and a chicken came out
beowuuf: will she become mashmallow?
WardsarTheWriter: Marshmallows or self-actualization, which is the better motivation?
chaz_existing: @WardsarTheWriter Marshmallows
TacitusVigil: Kinda feels like we're an Old One
beowuuf: @WardsarTheWriter marshmallow tastes better, self actualisation lasts longer
chaz_existing: I can't eat self actualization
TheMerricat:
So Cori, you mentioned you didn't think you'd 'accidently' into the previous path you took when you played the game that was cosmic horror... did we accidently into that path?
iris_of_ether: What a fascinating way to do new game plus
LordZarano: There may be more than one cosmic horror path
Spades_Slicc: Oh yeah that one
Sarah_Serinde: a single playthrough of this game is a longer thing than you expect
Saulens181: i need to stop watching this game, need to get it myself sometime
DaxStrife: Hooray, meat pillar!
QuixoticScrivener: like a meat Lilly
Sarah_Serinde: I really love what they did with the structure of this game
WardsarTheWriter: Smash that glass.
Sarah_Serinde: And how they handle multiple playthroughs for different routes
richard_ermen: Maybe it'S because a mirror only shows you what you give it?
beowuuf: you need ian to keep saying 'and now the game truly begins'
richard_ermen: After all, mirrors reflect. They don't create.
richard_ermen: We really need an Ian soundboard xD
Sarah_Serinde: hey look a normal cabin again
WardsarTheWriter: Non-violent Cori? Unthinkable.
TacitusVigil: What is a game but a reflection of our choices?
rentar42: @WardsarTheWriter unarmed and non-violent is not always the same thing
godofthunder4242: Going unarmed is clearly a choice that can be made.
WardsarTheWriter: @rentar42 Quite true.
beowuuf: no wrong choices
Sarah_Serinde:
accountmadeforants: Narrator really hit the Princess with "damn girl you live like this"
beowuuf: it's a trick!
chaz_existing: The rest of our life. All 3 and a half minutes of it.
Metric_Furlong:
have we tried insulting her so bitingly that she dies of shame?
DaxStrife: [Paul voice]: "Hello!"
adurnafricai: question: how does the no spoilers policy apply to readings and criticism of the text, only including things about things we've reached but from a perspective of having seen more?
Sarah_Serinde: We haven't heard this exact version before
Sarah_Serinde: Or this voice
WardsarTheWriter: She's much nicer now.
Sarah_Serinde: My my, princess, what big eyes you have
beowuuf: all the better to see you wish
Sarah_Serinde:
beowuuf
beowuuf: *with
OldUncleDan: One of the things about World of Warcraft is the number of Princesses you are quested to slay.
richard_ermen: This has some choice moments.
beowuuf: cori was so stabby go hero-y she never even looked
DaxStrife: But chains keep us together! Fleetwood Mac told me so!
wildpeaks: how solid is the wall otherwise ?
Metric_Furlong: hey, it worked for that guy from 127 hours
Sarah_Serinde: so normal
richard_ermen: I mean, what if we are trapped in a SAW movie?
WardsarTheWriter: -saw's main theme plays-
wildpeaks: must have been the wind
adurnafricai: wow rude
DaxStrife: Rip and slay until it is done?
Metric_Furlong: youmst
accountmadeforants: Challenge run started
Sarah_Serinde:
Yes Cori, *you* made this whole situation hard for us
beowuuf: broken did that earlier
WardsarTheWriter: What's the game without a challenge?
Sarah_Serinde: definitely no one else's fault
wildpeaks: Oh Good
Decaped: nom nom
beowuuf: perfectly normal
WardsarTheWriter: Perfectly normal behaviour!
richard_ermen: Yup, very choice moment.
chaz_existing: Normal princess behavior
Spades_Slicc: Rookie mistake: going for above the manacle instead of beneath it
Darleysam:
wildpeaks: a wizard did it
godofthunder4242: And this is WHY I never played this game myself.
Spades_Slicc: If you slay her you meet best princess
niccus: long live the queen
adurnafricai: see? nicer! big eyes! nothing scary about this one
rentar42: they, that's the title of the game!
Sarah_Serinde: @godofthunder4242 Very valid. There's a bunch of gore in here
Wolfstrike_NL: Chat, I don't think everything's fine this time.
ghizmou: I would trust her dentist
WardsarTheWriter:
We're a real hero
richard_ermen: Are...are her eyes growing?
beowuuf: exactly cori! finally, sensible decisions
accountmadeforants: Frankly if she can gnaw her own arm off I think we're better off staying in her good graces
Azralorne: How can you say no to those eyes!
Metric_Furlong: we've got time, Coir
KeytarCat: cripes, please cut at the joint
Metric_Furlong: *Cori
godofthunder4242: I'm fine if I don't have to click the buttons myself. Which is weird.
TheMerricat: either break the bone or deglove
richard_ermen: I love this story strain.
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
KaleidoscopeMind: big trembling eyes
OldUncleDan: You should at least run the knife through an autoclave first!
Azralorne: They're so....big
Azralorne: And big
chaz_existing: Sadomasochist princess
godofthunder4242: Pain tolerance is taught in finishing school.
MajorFrostbyte: Maybe bandage that?
WardsarTheWriter: She's a sweetheart! I didn't notice.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I dont know what I expected going into this but it wasnt this
Sarah_Serinde: time to stab the narrator
DaxStrife: That's a normal arm we got there.
Sarah_Serinde: perfectly normal arm
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, are we being a good little protagonist?
GhostValv: assuming direct control
chaz_existing: @ButButTheJesus yes
rentar42: but have you considered to ... slay the princess?
Sarah_Serinde: Depends who you ask
WardsarTheWriter: Resistance is not futile.
7gorobei: anime crouch
beowuuf:
i love that in my first two playthroughs, i got the two same scenes with slightly different line readings... great contrast
Sarah_Serinde: I love Increasingly Exasperated Narrator
beowuuf: LOL
ButButTheJesus: fair nuff
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! This is a heck of a thing to arrive to see
Azralorne: @Sarah_Serinde Mostly because causing him to be exasperated is so much fun lol
Metric_Furlong:
so this is basically The Stanly Parable for monsterfuckers, right?
beowuuf:
sad princess trying to help
RandomTrivia: I assume the rest of the game is this... batshit insane?
beowuuf: such a great scene
Sarah_Serinde:
@Azralorne It absolutely is
Decaped: clip it
GhostValv: haha
Juliamon: now *this* is Higurashi
WardsarTheWriter: At least she's sorry! That makes her a good person!
KeytarCat: This feels so very Abby
wildpeaks: @RandomTrivia even more, this is still tame
Inglonias: @Metric_Furlong i am so angry that you're not entirely wrong
adurnafricai: @Azralorne hey, the brew crew showed up to meat!
chaz_existing: WINDOWS
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia dpends on your definition and the path you take... yes...
Sarah_Serinde: hi Windows
Juliamon: Windows ffs
RandomTrivia: @wildpeaks Well then
TherapyforNarwhals: Microsoft SPEAKS
DAC169: uh-oh?
wildpeaks: oh no, the Princess is installing updates
TheMerricat: Princess is pinging
beowuuf: your updates laspe
TherapyforNarwhals: Some DDLC shit goin on here
MajorFrostbyte: I mean, you only have 320 games installed, where'd all the disk space go?
wildpeaks: Windows with the jumpscares
Metric_Furlong: stretch for time, chat!
WardsarTheWriter: Windows infinitely scarier than a princess with a knife.
godofthunder4242: And now the battle against the Narrator can BEGIN!
accountmadeforants: With one last thrust of her knife, she disconnects an organ without Safely Ejecting it *Windows noise*
Sarah_Serinde:
@accountmadeforants 
EvilBadman: Each stab is 10 GB lost
TheMerricat: I mean you sorta made it for us Narrator.
LilyOfTheVeil666: The shojo tears
WardsarTheWriter: How many litres of blood equals a GB?
rentar42: @WardsarTheWriter 'bout a pint
adurnafricai: an interesting observation!
KeytarCat: Our arms tell me we be dragon
WardsarTheWriter: Convenient drinking amount... hmmm..
TheMerricat: Except when she's in another castle.
chaz_existing: The Cabin, it is high. The princess is sad, so the princess cry.
Metric_Furlong: a salary would be pretty nice in this economy, ngl
wildpeaks: your castle is in another princess
GirlPainting: You slay the princess and rescue the beautifull dragon!
ghizmou: a princess is like a coupon, exchangeable for 1 favor
TheMerricat: Weren't our arms feathered before?
BlueChloroplast: Our arms give bird talon vibes to me
adurnafricai: would you not say that you werec rewarded with the previous princess?
Metric_Furlong: this is a weird Disco Elysium mod
WardsarTheWriter: As we discovered a few chapters ago, we might be Dinobirb.
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong this is what the world is like without Kim in our life
BlueChloroplast: Hands bird talon like, feathers past forearms
Metric_Furlong: @WardsarTheWriter aren't all birds technically dinobirbs?
MAPBoardgames: I wonder how the play changes if/when you know that you aren't human, but the princess is (appears).
WardsarTheWriter: @Metric_Furlong Yes, but it's fun to say.
Metric_Furlong: @WardsarTheWriter good point
Sarah_Serinde:
oh boy
Decaped: we're also a voice in the character's head
WardsarTheWriter: My boooooy
MAPBoardgames: The game implies through ommision that you are human, up until you are in that fight wher you can see you hands.
Sarah_Serinde: More Smitten time
beowuuf: voice of the thirstier
godofthunder4242: Well the sneaky lasted a long time.
Darleysam:
Save the Princess, just like the name of the game, right?
Sarah_Serinde: also the dialogue choices we make are never voiced
TheMerricat: four
DAC169: the 4 of us?
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde depending how this path goes, you might see something new here...
Metric_Furlong: I don't think this is quite how DID works
Metric_Furlong: Princess and Us
Sarah_Serinde:
@beowuuf I already saw something new last time I'm pretty sure
adurnafricai: broken, cold
chaz_existing: let's not worry about it.
rentar42: on the cheek? what utter despicable behaviour!
TacitusVigil: Oh no, we're an incel!
thesimbiote: Smitten sounds like Lazlo Cravensworth
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Like, not a new princess, but new events
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde ah, fury is new? nm then
wildpeaks: the princess is certainly something
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf Nah I met her before, but I don't think the ending we got existed before
RandomTrivia: Ok I'm absolutely in love with the genre-savvy narrator
RandomTrivia: And their infinite sass
adurnafricai: I hate smitten so much
TacitusVigil: Nope!
Sarah_Serinde:
There's a bunch of good sass in here
WardsarTheWriter: The writing is one of the best points of this game.
beowuuf: narrator knows us too well
JessieImproved: I love to hate Smitten, the voice acting is so good
Sarah_Serinde:
Everything about this game is the best part of this game
rentar42: but we did die a bit .. .sounds like a consequence
WardsarTheWriter: @Sarah_Serinde I mean yes, but I have to make a point of elevating every point as the best at least once before end of stream.
Metric_Furlong: ah, you fool narrator, there was no transportation, we're simply moving on along the same narrative path
Sarah_Serinde: @WardsarTheWriter Oh yes absolutely
TheMerricat: God. I love this voice.
Sarah_Serinde: Jonathan Sims did *so many* voices for this game
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Have you ever listened to the Magnus Archive?
beowuuf: how could we have ever produced this smitten voice, all we did was ignore all the warning signs of the princess being odd and assume she was just some helpless good person..
RandomTrivia: Sarah_Serinde Don't think so
Sarah_Serinde: *Archives
Barb4rian: Trust me, but you do not need evidence. Ignore that. Wow that is a very real mood right now
Sarah_Serinde: Then possibly not
godofthunder4242: What if I hate people though?
WardsarTheWriter: A "Society" locked her in this basement.
LeeshaJoy: @RandomTrivia I don't think he's a dev but he is a prolific podcaster
Sarah_Serinde: We're *so* special
DAC169:
you're special! 
Inglonias: A professional WHAT, though?
rentar42: @Inglonias yes
godofthunder4242: What if I LIKE complicated?
WardsarTheWriter: TFW when your GF is a world ending monstrosity.
chaz_existing: This time the princess will be Avril Lavine
Decaped: The world ending monstrosity was the friends we made along the way
godofthunder4242: Smitten that's a bit much. Please go from an 11 to about a 6.
xantos69: Yea, people when dealing with people who won't tell me the truth I go out of my way to make their lives hard. This narrator and I will never once share a decision.
rentar42: weird how there's no mirror on the left ...
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think Smitten's dial even goes below an 11
TheMerricat: not even look at the mirror?
DaxStrife: That mirror disappeared. Odd.
wildpeaks: mirror disappeared when we opened the door
Inglonias: @xantos69 For what it's worth, there IS a damn good reason he won't tell you everything, but going any farther than that is a spoiler.
Chartle: what mirror?
godofthunder4242: What mirror?
WardsarTheWriter: Smitten's dial is broken and stuck at 99
xantos69: @Inglonias That is often the case. Don't Care. Disrupt cagey people and liars.
RandomTrivia:
beowuuf: every time fiunnier
godofthunder4242: Smitten I'm gonna need some consent from you.
KeytarCat: I made a student film about death and my prof told me "if I lived there, I'd die too!" I filmed it in my apartment...
godofthunder4242: Or for you? You know what I mean.
GhostValv:
beowuuf: let's stick a pin in that comment...
ghizmou: her bug-like eyes are evolutionary advantageous
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
Sarah_Serinde:
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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wildpeaks: and she remembers
Sarah_Serinde: We're so dashing
chaz_existing: Dashing and slashing
beowuuf:
WardsarTheWriter:
Thanks! It's because of these pegasus boots I'm wearing!
frnknstn: flattery + marshmallows would seal the deal
godofthunder4242: So if she remembers then clearly the world doesn't end if she doesn't die.
rentar42: there was plenty of staining there ...
Sarah_Serinde:
Chat stop making me want marshmallows, I don't have any marshmallows 
beowuuf:
beowuuf: have you tried killing a princess for them?
EclipsedSkye: The Smitten is so good
beowuuf: iiiiick!
godofthunder4242: Oh no. Smitten and the Co-dependent princess.
rentar42: manic pixie world-ending princess ...
beowuuf: LOL
WardsarTheWriter: Innocence proven!
WardsarTheWriter: Case dismissed!
beowuuf: oh no
CuteTeaGoat: she seems rather...agreeable
ghizmou: a little too agreeeable
godofthunder4242: Hero being the voice of rationality.
accountmadeforants: So stoyk
Sarah_Serinde: She trusts us to do what's best
beowuuf:
Sarah_Serinde: so perfect
WardsarTheWriter: She's perfect... She's the Fifth Element.
Frostwriter111: counter-Narrator?!
ghizmou: that s right, we're special
wildpeaks: narrator duel
beowuuf: iiiiick
godofthunder4242: Narrator. There is at least ONE other person like you.
KeytarCat: Negarrator
rentar42: It turns out I can follow this game better if I don't have to make the decisions myself ...
accountmadeforants: Or at least a bunch of Voice of the X from the previous attempts, that would be fun.
Magic_Mishamigo: Its like asking if she is also mentally ill
Decaped: his depths have depths
Sarah_Serinde: The Smitten has *so many feelings*
WardsarTheWriter: Cori is becoming the Smitten.
Gooseblast:
LeeshaJoy: She's got old-school shoujo eyes
beowuuf: yay
wildpeaks: yay happiness
Scarbble: hugs!
accountmadeforants: Oh, huh, it's not just her eyes wot got bigger
beowuuf: she's so happy
JKBalch: The eyes just keep getting bigger
WardsarTheWriter: The power of love? She really is the fifth element.
TheMerricat: the stars.
TheMerricat:
chaz_existing: Epic love wins oh no
iris_of_ether:
rentar42: gg, good ending
Spades_Slicc: Dang, missed the most poignant chapter 3
LilyOfTheVeil666: She's so shojo
Sarah_Serinde: poor narrator, everyone's just so mean to him
TheMerricat: Narrator cannoticly a sour loser.
Sarah_Serinde: but what if we did though
DAC169: wuv. twu wuv
wildpeaks: we have the power of love and anime
WardsarTheWriter: Knife!
LeeshaJoy: Rose Bride vibes, she can only do what you expect her to do
KeytarCat: Her pupils looked like feathers for a minute there
TheMerricat:
Narrator, she spent the last entire route making us explode... I think unlocking a door is probably old hat for her.
lightfut: This works runs on our imagination
Sarah_Serinde: yes, every single action we take is specifically to spite you, Narrator
Chartle: smitten sounds like matt berry
WardsarTheWriter: Oooooh...
lightfut: We don't want to sleep with her here, it'd be awkward
DAC169: the eyes, or the "eyes"
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc it's ok, cori is saving the run
kusinohki: meows
RandomTrivia: Wow, rude
Spades_Slicc: Ooh I thought we needed to ask what she wanted in the basement for this
iris_of_ether: Uh oh
WardsarTheWriter: @Spades_Slicc Nope, each one gets us a different... perspective on it.
JKBalch: That is a hell of a line read
accountmadeforants: Psh, women, take away the imminent threat of death and suddenly they're all "I don't know you"
chaz_existing: smitten I Don't think this is working out.
RandomTrivia: Woah, red flag there, Smitten
Sarah_Serinde: this feels like another bit I haven't seen before
gualdhar: in the Aztec manner
chaz_existing: I feel like some stabbing is gonna happen
lightfut: Ruh roh
Astramentha: D:
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Sarah_Serinde: oh buddy
DAC169:
TheMerricat:
Smitten, you dipwad.
RandomTrivia:
Spades_Slicc: Yay best chapter time!
Frostwriter111: Smitten is too literal
KaleidoscopeMind: i showed you my heart please respond
arcaneIllumination: Got it
DAC169:
Smitten!! 
WardsarTheWriter: My boy... ya done something bad.
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde whole new princess, cori makes...good...cjoices...
rentar42: "You can't do that and be okay!" is the quote of the evening.
RandomTrivia: Smitten shouldn't be allowed out
Sarah_Serinde:
@beowuuf oh boy
frnknstn: i too am making that face
wildpeaks: ohno
RandomTrivia: Why has nobody else intervened yet?!
RandomTrivia:
beowuuf: iiiiiick
iris_of_ether:
WardsarTheWriter: We have a beautiful heart, chat.
DAC169: she eats it?
BlueChloroplast: Oh my
RandomTrivia:
DaxStrife:
beowuuf: yup
Sarah_Serinde: "cabin"
beowuuf: absolutely
beowuuf: must be
Sarah_Serinde:
chaz_existing: This is exactly like my camping trip in my uncle's cabin last year.
JKBalch: Do we keep integrating narrators into our Voices
Sarah_Serinde: oh we've got Wheeler now
KaleidoscopeMind: oh did smitten... die-die
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc i mean yes but no but yes. unexpected arc for someone too...
Spades_Slicc: @KaleidoscopeMind : )
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is a trip
accountmadeforants: Finally, we get a voice in the story
DaxStrife: "The Isekai'd Hero Keeps Dooming Too Many Worlds!"
WardsarTheWriter: Opportunist is such a lil shit, I love him.
wildpeaks: what mirror
beowuuf: opportunist is... the best something of the voices...
beowuuf: @WardsarTheWriter that one chapter i don't even want to hint at with him is so amazing
WardsarTheWriter: @beowuuf I know, right??
Sarah_Serinde: "friend"
chaz_existing: yo new episode of checkpoint just went live so you can LRR while you LRR
Sarah_Serinde: wow rude
KeytarCat: oh no...is he the heart in the windows?
Sarah_Serinde:
suggesting we haven't done everything perfectly already
RandomTrivia: Narrator not pulling any punches
JKBalch: Narrator keeps fumbling
beowuuf: @KeytarCat yup
RandomTrivia:
Uh
beowuuf: @beowuuf sorry, thought you asked if there was a herart in the window, nm
Frostwriter111: These stairs go up!
rentar42: it's one of those new-fangled upstairs basement
Sarah_Serinde: hah!
beowuuf: LOL
KeytarCat: Sure would be nice to have a shared reality
RandomTrivia:
WardsarTheWriter: BROKE THE TREND!
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beowuuf: you know we're off the reservation if he can't even do that line, i love that so much
chaz_existing: Jump up the stairs backwards, do the princess slay skip, get a new PB.
accountmadeforants: "Damn, girl, you live like this? (compliment)"
kusinohki: oh, this is the house on the hill where the underground lake is on the 2nd floor
TehAmelie: in the shared reality, can i have half a million dollars?
DaxStrife: Lots of people living in nice houses are a threat to our reality.
chaz_existing: Is the dinner marshamllows?
ButButTheJesus: nuggies?!
Astramentha: Dino nuggies?
Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
KaleidoscopeMind: is dinner heart-shaped?
ArtOfStuttering: @TehAmelie Sure. You accept Zimbabwean Dollars?
Invitare: what has she cooked?
Barb4rian: Dinner is smitten casarole
chaz_existing: @TehAmelie what about doll hairs?
WardsarTheWriter: Hheheheheheh
CuteTeaGoat: Smitten? is that you?
poipal: Oh huh I haven't seen this one
DaxStrife: Normal shadows. Normal, ordinary shadows.
WardsarTheWriter: I love this chapter so much.
Sarah_Serinde: oh yes I'm sure she's very happy
beowuuf: @poipal it's new to the pristine cut
chaz_existing: That sure is a vaguely hand shaped mass behind her.
RandomTrivia:
Oh dear
ButButTheJesus: rude
Astramentha: oh no
chaz_existing: In the morning when the slay is new
poipal: Two heads!
Gekyouryuu: no, Cori, she's giving you he- *shot*
wildpeaks: thank you shadow
Greyah: The table might be two-headed. Or she's sitting at the butt of the table but that sounds weird.
ButButTheJesus:
@Gekyouryuu
Spades_Slicc: the other end is typically the foot of the table
WardsarTheWriter: Mr. Shadow, you're an exceptional chef.
poipal: The new Beauty and the Beast adaptation looks great
Spades_Slicc: Would you rather the Princess give you head or foot?
chaz_existing: It glimmers in a way that tells me it's cursed.
Gekyouryuu: @poipal Beauty am the beast
chaz_existing: @Spades_Slicc I'd rather have dinner.
ButButTheJesus: moist!
TheMerricat: wow.....
poipal: @chaz_existing The Pale Man is gonna bust in here any second now
rentar42: ok, but this is the good ending, right. Right?
TheMerricat: chat, I want to take glimmering jewels.
Astramentha: oh no
WardsarTheWriter: @TheMerricat Roll Sleight of Hand.
poipal: Mmm slurry
Astramentha: I believe her
ButButTheJesus: lizard. lizard. lizard.
beowuuf: @rentar42 happily ever after. forever.
poipal: It's okay just hit Ctrl+R
TacitusVigil: Oh no, we're the villain
poipal: Me when cooking tbh
WardsarTheWriter: She got upgraded from Princess to Queen. Good for her!
poipal: Games for the game stream
WardsarTheWriter: Today, on AFK.
Gekyouryuu: oh, we're playing Commander
SquareDotCube: heck of a reach
TheMerricat: MTG Commander.
Gekyouryuu: oh, no, she plays Blue
Bruceski: Okay so the Princess is the traitor...
chaz_existing: Wheeler needs to play this on Is This Your Card.
TacitusVigil: So, NOT MtG
TacitusVigil: I mean that's life, filling the time, right?
WardsarTheWriter: It's Cones of Dunshire!
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Juliamon: Hell of a boardstate they have there
RandomTrivia: Yeah there it is
poipal: I love when my deception has a cool texture
RandomTrivia:
beowuuf: narrator actually starting to learn something...
rentar42: needs an expansion, classic
TheMerricat:
MTG Commander.
KeytarCat: Another entry in "Is it depression?"
rentar42: @RandomTrivia if that's what you want it to do!
CuteTeaGoat: because it's familiar
Sarah_Serinde: also abuse
Sarah_Serinde: scared of saying something negative, previous princess said no but we wouldn't accept a no...
TacitusVigil: I think we might have depression
beowuuf: yup
TheMerricat: She doesn't want to see our heart literally again.
Sarah_Serinde: she says something bad, light goes out, she apologizes and worries about fixing it...
Sarah_Serinde: when she first spoke to us she also sounded tired
TacitusVigil: Oh yeah. This isn't what she wants. She's still a prisoner
Sarah_Serinde:
see this is why I said abuse
beowuuf: yup
kusinohki: how dare you make my hobby sound like tortuous hell...
RandomTrivia: HypeLUUL
RandomTrivia: Dammit opportunist
TacitusVigil: Oof
beowuuf: once you know more about the narrator, his reactions are amazing in this loop
poipal: Is the shadow the spirit of 1960s housewifery
TheMerricat: Jesus christ, when Narrator is doing the good guy voice and Opportunist is the asshole....
Sarah_Serinde: Cori no
ButButTheJesus: Cori yes
WardsarTheWriter: The natural conclusion, Cori.
Sarah_Serinde:
wildpeaks:
oh dear
farley_f: Cori neutral
beowuuf: so. happy.
SquareDotCube: Cori are you trying to get LRR banned on Twitch
TheMerricat: Hero.... let me tell you about old age....
beowuuf: blissful. happily. (for)ever. after
WardsarTheWriter: Big case of "Be careful what you wish for."
RandomTrivia: It will be dark in here
rentar42: if the last light goes out, the shadow goes away, right?
poipal: Should've invested in a dynamo lantern
RandomTrivia:
Sarah_Serinde:
accountmadeforants: Welp
farley_f: bom chikka wow wow
Barb4rian: Clever girl
chaz_existing: It's fine, we can get a nice villa in the countryside.
Sarah_Serinde:
poipal: Road trip road trip today trip
WardsarTheWriter: Careful of the claws.
Sarah_Serinde: dang, actual humble narrator
Spades_Slicc: We got the Narrator to ship it
TheMerricat: decensd?
WardsarTheWriter: Narrator defeated. Game over.
accountmadeforants: And all it took was making the Narrator sad
Chartle: stab her now
Sarah_Serinde: I think this is more impactful the more you've seen of the narrator before this
chaz_existing: Y'know, compared to the sinewous vindictite princess from the last route, this has been far more not horrifying.
WardsarTheWriter: @Sarah_Serinde It's true.
MAPBoardgames: Truth about the boardgames! ^_^
poipal: See all you needed was a little exercise and to touch grass!
RandomTrivia: UH
beowuuf:
no
RandomTrivia:
WardsarTheWriter: Bye.... : (
accountmadeforants: Curse you haaaands
Barb4rian: kthxbai
chaz_existing: Ah well. These things happen.
Astramentha:
wildpeaks: happy princess has been stored
beowuuf: princess being cold is never not sad
silenceaux: Ah, she's a Bloom-Bloom Fruit user
LordZarano: Welp now we've given the entity the blade
accountmadeforants: Black Tabby Games showing off how well they can draw hands
Sarah_Serinde:
Abby has drawn *so many* hands
chaz_existing: Trust me, it won't be any more confusing than end of evangelion.
poipal: @beowuuf As someone who is regularly cold, can confirm it's very sad
KingfisherGames: The VA for the Princess is a streamer here on twitch.
beowuuf:
@poipal
wildpeaks: there's our favorite princess
Sarah_Serinde:
so yeah I hope no one thought we've finished a single playthrough of this game yet this stream
CuteTeaGoat: code cracked
wildpeaks:
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Bruceski: Princess Unmaker
KaleidoscopeMind: i guess
niccus: princess sculptor
rentar42: it's just "sim princess" with a very unintuitive ui
poipal: It's making SOMEthing
Laserbeaks_Fury: EEAAO
chaz_existing: Princess Remasterer.
niccus: princess maker is maybe crueler than this game, you can just run into cul-de-sacs with no hope of progress
LeeshaJoy: @Laserbeaks_Fury EPEAAO
wildpeaks: biblically accurate princess
poipal: Just gesturing with my princess hand puppet nbd
KeytarCat: The princess is our GF, but The Entity is our wife
accountmadeforants: It's the inverse of Long Live The Queen
rentar42: calling the princess "people" might be a stretch
RandomTrivia:
chaz_existing: Well, that was fun.
accountmadeforants: And I suppose Long Live The Queen is just another kind of Princess Maker, with a more imminent threat of death
WardsarTheWriter: Ring that bell and smash that glass!
TheMerricat: So I find it interesting that the 'princess' evolves but we just get split personality.
CuteTeaGoat: kind of expected the Smitten to put up more of a fight when we tried to leave
TheMerricat: 5
KeytarCat: Deterministic at best
RandomTrivia: At no point did I ever feel like I knew what was going to happen next, apart from the part where exactly the same thing happened over and over
Sarah_Serinde: she reacts to the way you approach and treat her
Sarah_Serinde: everyone in this game did incredibly good work, I love it so much
Sarah_Serinde: there isn't a second
TheMerricat: Not I
Spades_Slicc: I have
wildpeaks: there is a second game ?
WardsarTheWriter: Unless you mean Scarlett Hollow?
Spades_Slicc: it's very good
DAC169: there's a second one?
poipal: Pristine Cut is kind of the rerelease
PaperDoopliss: There's a big content patch for Slay the Princess
HadesLeprechaun: it got a big update, "The Pristine Cut"
Sarah_Serinde: There's the Pristine Cut, which is a ton more content
PaperDoopliss: This route was actually added in the Pristine Cut
Sarah_Serinde: it's still the same game, just more
Astramentha: there’s basically an extended cut
FusionWarrior: Pristine cut extended cut
WardsarTheWriter: No, there was an original version of this game, and then the Pristine Cut essentially replaced it.
rentar42: it's a well-cut game ...
FusionWarrior: And they have s second vn
Spades_Slicc: Black tabby games has 2 games: Slay the Princess (with a free expansion The Pristine Cut) and Scarlet Hollow a separate game
PaperDoopliss: But other than that it's just a long-running horror VN that predates Slay the Princess and is not yet done
FusionWarrior: Scarlet hollow, but not the same universe or story
Sarah_Serinde: Scarlet Hollow is also great and also horror, but not the same kind of thing
GirlPainting: what i find curious is that you are obviously some kind of mutant / monster but it never comes up
Sarah_Serinde: It is another game where all your choices matter though
WardsarTheWriter: "There are no endings, only new perspectives."
beowuuf: each voice is more complex than that
Sarah_Serinde: You'll learn more about your nature and the princess's as you get farther in
HadesLeprechaun: there are also some very good, funny runs, they aren't all like, super philosophically dense ones
TheMerricat: @GirlPainting Your true self is revealed at the full end
GhostValv: ^
poipal: Yeah there's some that show iirc
Sarah_Serinde: not every branch
accountmadeforants:
In looking up "Slay the Princess sequel" (because I assumed I just didn't know about it) I found this, which frankly makes up for it: https://i.imgur.com/EM7Z3YZ.jpeg
Sarah_Serinde: There are many many branches
TheMerricat: 5 ends then a big end
poipal: I think there are some individual branches that show you as well as the ends
Spades_Slicc: There's one route that lets you view yourself better than the mirror does
FusionWarrior: There is a specific branch that explicitly shows all that you are
GirlPainting: thank you for talking and simulating
TheMerricat:
@accountmadeforants
iris_of_ether: Thank you for playing!
poipal: Cameron would be fun to watch play this, it's true
accountmadeforants: I think he'd like it, but either way this was great!
poipal: Yes, thanks for playing!
TehAmelie: thanks for streaming. imma have to watch it from the start now
frnknstn: Thanks for the stream!
Ashmantle:
ButButTheJesus:
thamk for strem
beowuuf: thanks for playing this!
xantos69:
50 Bits. This was super interesting. I would love to see more.
chaz_existing: Thanks for the stream!
WardsarTheWriter: I heard Mr. Sims for a second there.
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (The crew settles in for a board game journey. STAR WARS! Game: Star Wars: X-Wing Minature Game: Heroes of the Aturi Cluster) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now).
poipal:
RandomTrivia:
Thanks for the stream, Cori! This game was quite a ride
poipal: Is Monday the same as usual despite being Canadian Turkey Day?
Juliamon: Oh, that's a fun crew
RandomTrivia: That will be a delightfully unhinged GMM
poipal: Ooh Ian breakfast
KaleidoscopeMind: time to disinfect the moonbase i guess
Redbassist: Nice
RandomTrivia:
Redbassist:
TheAinMAP:
RandomTrivia: Absolutely fucken gottem
TheAinMAP:
Redbassist:
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks for a great stream Cori!
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
chaz_existing: Goodbye peeps! Great Stream!
TehAmelie: Silent Hillf, Mainef
LordZarano: You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You were here to slay her.
Redbassist: Oh no perfectly normal human squeaks
TehAmelie: (having to look up where Silent Hill is really spoiled the timing of that gag)
Juliamon: I think it's meant to be Connecticut?
Juliamon: Same region as Maine though
TehAmelie: Fandom could be wrong, shocking no one
Juliamon: most New England states that aren't Mass tend to get used interchangeably in media
TehAmelie: in the movie it's apparently West Virginia
TehAmelie: learning so much today
TehAmelie: where would you put the "f" in West Virginia? hue hue
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