The Long Game || X-Wing: Heroes of the Aturi Cluster

SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat?
 DaxStrife: Yarp
 MTGRanger: hullo!
TheAinMAP: Bit of an FYI: At the end of "Talking Simulator," Cori said she might have to bow out since she was losing her voice.
 TheMerricat: Just double checking, I know Cori felt like she was losing her voice at the end of Talking Sim, do we know if Long Game is still on?
SaxPython:   
  Juliamon: Nobody's come by to say anything about it yet
4 raiders from BrowneePointz have joined!
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
SaxPython: 
 BrowneePointz: Hello hello! Yea I knew stream should be startin soon so i was like "I should send some folks on over"
TheAinMAP: Maybe this week has a stealth mission with a need for radio silence.
   LoadingReadyRun: sorry, just fueling up the X-Wings. be ready to go soon
SaxPython:   
TheAinMAP: Copy that.  Standing by.
 TheMerricat: 
 TheMerricat: And on Nextdoor, I'm reading about someone's dad claiming they got a slam AI call sounding just like their child asking for money... Weeee
 TheMerricat: Spam even
 MTGRanger: @TheMerricat that's uh... harrowing
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that is unfortunately a thing that people do now
TheAinMAP: Signal
  Juliamon: 
 MTGRanger: 
 underhill33: 
 Kentosaurus: Lock S-foils in attack position!
letsbelgo: Oh there we go
johnnylongtorso: space fight space fight space fight
 MTGRanger: the beacons are lit! Loadingreadyrun calls for viewers!
  Juliamon: and... unlit
  Juliamon: doused?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hmmmm...
SaxPython: quick reminder for title
 DaxStrife: Who bumped the streaming computer?
 TheMerricat: So it wasn't my internet connection the stream actually went dead?
 idontgetmyrealname: ok not just me
 MTGRanger: @TheMerricat seems so
  Juliamon: Went live with wrong info
SaxPython: I got to watch 2 ads before the stream went down 
 idontgetmyrealname: welp time for a few more minutes of old commodorehustle
SaxPython: 
TheAinMAP: There.  Stream title updated this time.
TheAinMAP: Signal (again)
 TehAmelie: aand 
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 Going_Medium:    ?
 MTGRanger: 
   LoadingReadyRun: It Perfect Not System
vinewood_og: Oh thank Sagan. I almost had to watch cte hand egg.
SaxPython: @LoadingReadyRun We know it, and we love it. 
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StringCheeseRiot: I loved the cd rom episode
TheAinMAP:   
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MTGRanger: 
 vinewood_og: 
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 tdapenguin:  decorations!!
 TehAmelie: ohaio
 DaxStrife: "Loading Ready Run: Create economic instability!"
 DaxStrife:   Oh no.
 Kentosaurus: It's like jeopardy rules. you can lose xp
 RealGamerCow: Get a case of the space yips
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 wedge_x: you did almost one-shot that TIE bomber last week, Cam
 DaxStrife: Can we shorten "blue maneuver" to a "bluver?"
 Kentosaurus: manbluever
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 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's fancy
 Dog_of_Myth: Good job on that Paul.
 vinewood_og: Yeah I was just thinking, that looks updated. Neat! Good job.
 tdapenguin: Fancy!
kusinohki: triple agent ian horner...
 vinewood_og: Horner is now technically both "Ace" and "Fulcrum"
 couchboyj: Feral animals are pretty dangerous
 RealGamerCow: most AI poker games can be made to flinch pretty easily
TheAinMAP:   
 tdapenguin: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Sooo good
 RainyMint: 
 Kentosaurus: muted
 gualdhar: mic 5 
 gualdhar: there we go
TheAinMAP: Mic 5, standing by.
 62MGcobra: 
 Kentosaurus: Thanks Paul
TheAinMAP: 
 adept_nekomancer: You can tell they had a bunch of fun putting together the graphics  for this series
 gualdhar: btw where is that music from? it's fantastic
johnnylongtorso: what are the odds that a TIE Fighter crashes into an asteroid, really?
kusinohki: if they're corellian pilots, never tell them the odds...
 MTGRanger: @johnnylongtorso is there a Skywalker or a Solo present?
 62MGcobra: gotta make sure you have confetti
johnnylongtorso: the Lando strategy
   LoadingReadyRun digs a pit in space and covers it with leaves
 vinewood_og: Lower Tanks
 adept_nekomancer: So eager to do a rescue they're dogpiling one another
 margieargie: Flew very precisely into the other one
kusinohki: and then Gen lando gave orders instead of adm ackbar...
 Kentosaurus: as do we all
 Toxxick: Is this game made by the same people that made the ill-fated Star Trek ship game?
johnnylongtorso: the TIE pilots always enter the hangar like the Three Stooges, all trying to go through the door at once and getting stuck
 Kentosaurus: @johnnylongtorso whoop-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo
 adept_nekomancer: Saved by the asteroid!
 e_bloc: feel good
 adept_nekomancer: They're so grouped up, it's a shame there's not an area-of-effect attack
 putz12a: @Toxxick Star Trek Attack Wing is literally the same game with the serial numbers filed off, yes.
 e_bloc: el capitaine
 vinewood_og: giggity
johnnylongtorso: ceci n'est pas une trappe
 e_bloc: oh what a tangled web we weave, when we go out and hard-3
kusinohki: IT'S A TARP!
johnnylongtorso: leaning on the horn
3 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Despoiler98: Are Yall planning on doing a Star Wars Armada game/campaign? its also no longer supported I dont remember if you got the minis sent to your for it as well
 e_bloc: space time distortions you know
johnnylongtorso: the dash cam footage got corrupted *wink*
 margieargie: Five-starfighter pileup
kusinohki: activate death blossom!
johnnylongtorso: turns out space is only about the size of a Walmart parking lot
Despoiler98: @johnnylongtorso thats generous walmart parking lots are HUGE
 wedge_x: get ass-cannoned
Despoiler98:     so many blanks
 gualdhar: Butt cannons will now appear in Spaceballs 2
kusinohki: to be clear - the rebels ambushed the imperials here??
   LoadingReadyRun: yes
 Kentosaurus: we've got them right where we want them
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExcitedSmoothConsoleBibleThump-BkVbpnb7eMBIin1b
   LoadingReadyRun: it *may* have not been the most well thought out ambush
Despoiler98: this ambush seems to have been chosen......POORLY
johnnylongtorso: should've brought the USS Defiant
 e_bloc: I shoot the buttle
 vinewood_og: The USS Contingency
kusinohki: what was the idea with the ion net or whatever special thing the y-wing had???  never mind they're talking about it now...
kusinohki: everyone hit the freshers!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HedonisticHealthyBeanANELE-ZIEc4wz_BTyVq9Tt
Despoiler98:    this is fine
TheAinMAP: 
Despoiler98: FINE
 vinewood_og: yeah feels bad
 e_bloc: nasty boys?  are the tie fighters being flown by Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sagg
 vinewood_og: @e_bloc   
 e_bloc: in my estimation, there is a correlation with how good a manager is and how much they praise AI
 e_bloc: although I will say, AI is really good for one thing--telling you which excel formula to use
 spurius: i am surprised they havent called skynet, probaly the trademark is already taken
TheAinMAP: 
Despoiler98: 
 niccus: did you hear about Rocco Basilico
 TheMerricat: So I've got bad news for Cameron... static.shodan.io
 Athelgar: touchstone?
 wedge_x: Orion distributed the first one
 TheMerricat: https://www.shodan.io/ better link..
 Dog_of_Myth: Arrr me matey
 compactdisco: Microsoft tried Cortana, but that was before LLMs.
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 vinewood_og: But will it broadside?
Despoiler98: yer NOT WRONG
Despoiler98: *stares in 45 yr old*
 iris_of_ether: Flashing back to a few Saturday's ago and watching a retired guy wheeling an absolutely massive model cargo ship to the park pond
 niccus: thriller recut of Melancholia
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 Territan: It's a trip!
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Despoiler98: COOLANT LEAK WE GOT A COOLANT LEAK I ESTIMATE 30 SECONDS TO A WARP CORE BREACH     
Despoiler98: sorry Star trek Ptsd
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johnnylongtorso: @Despoiler98 roll under the door, Geordi!
RangerAlpha7: 3 island tokens?  They can cast archmage's charm
 Territan: Pronounced de-TOH-na-TEES.
Despoiler98: @johnnylongtorso nah he ran back into the mist
 e_bloc: no chance in hell
Despoiler98:    EJECT EJECT EJECT
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: we've got a double agent in our mists
GirlPainting:    
johnnylongtorso: Y-wings: not very good in a dogfight, actually
 e_bloc: aint no fun when the rabbit has the gun
 e_bloc: appropo\
 e_bloc: the perfect synthesis of misunderstood song and clueless individual
johnnylongtorso: I like how the mining guild TIE Fighter is painted in caution yellow
 e_bloc: just following orders
 vinewood_og: Another death star? In this ECONOMY!?!?
 e_bloc: hop on through to the other side
AzaleaCloud: Touch asteroid, get dizzy?
   LoadingReadyRun: Touch asteroid, get explody
 e_bloc: I didn't know you could show blue maneuvers on Twitch
  Juliamon: e_bloc apparently you can show a *lot* of things on Twitch
AzaleaCloud: 
 e_bloc: @Juliamon what a brave new world, with such streamers in it
 vinewood_og: human deployment, dog tazing, it's been A WEEK
  Feriority: I thought you were messing with us
  Juliamon: oh it's very real
AzaleaCloud: Stop the timeline, I wanna get off
 e_bloc: no plan is foolproof if you have an experienced fool
GirlPainting: I feel those dice in my skull!
 Athelgar: blinders effectivly lol
 e_bloc: ive seen better vehicles invented by Homer Simpson
GirlPainting: oh its NOT a suggestion....its a fact!
 vinewood_og: Admiral Piett is like 25
 Cptasparagus: they're all playing space beach volleyball in the sky
 e_bloc: the original working name was Die Fighers, but they felt that was bad for morale
TheAinMAP: What if I like zero loses?
 CeridwenCoeur: A rebellion against a much stronger force probably can't expect a high winrate. But eliminating more fighters and disrupting plans are small victories that can undermine the empire's control.
 e_bloc: don't tell me the odds
 vinewood_og: Dost thou shitest me?
letsbelgo: did cam anger the dice god
TheAinMAP: 
 hamraffle: Somehow, whammies returned.
   LoadingReadyRun: We ain't seen nothin', right? 
  Juliamon: hamraffle me when I found out Press Your Luck was resurrected
kusinohki: !findquote houserule
 e_bloc: top gun soundtrack a top-5 movie soundtrack
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TemperedBoldRingPJSalt-eO92-7hriGpQmiH3
 vinewood_og: Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: some of you will die, but that is a chance I am willing to take
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Tuvix wants to live!
 vinewood_og: crashing into the destoryer bridge was kind of the A-wing's greatest accomplishment
TheAinMAP: "Run coward, run"
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
GirlPainting: hi
GirlPainting: oh it would be so great when those ties crash into each other next turn ^^
   LoadingReadyRun: Hard Cider can reduce stress
TheAinMAP: One more?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
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TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: like a moff to a flame
 vinewood_og: Loving this series. Thanks all! Get well Cori!!!    
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join teacher Adam and student Nelson for a bout of fightymen. Game: Street Fighter 6) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (14:29 from now).
 vinewood_og: A1 ectoplasm stoppers
 vinewood_og: UR Brand cereal taste test
 MTGRanger: I hope we get to yell "IAN!" at least once
 MTGRanger: @vinewood_og decadent?
 LordZarano: ƒluƒƒy
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