Friday Night Paper Fight || 8 Player Chaos Draft!

 RockPusher: !findquote chaos
  LRRbot: Quote #7401: "If you don't want chaos, don't write mechanics like "messy criticals."" —Cameron [2020-12-21]
ihlendrax: !box
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 Earthenone: a chaos draft? p1p1 emerald for sure
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 beckyde93: CHAOS
 Jaolen: got here at :02
Spades_Slicc: We must kill Chaos
Desruprot: its time to draft CHAOS
 MegaDosX: 
Azadiam: omg I tuned in just now
Azadiam: this rocks
 BrowneePointz: cowabunga drafters
 RockPusher: 
 MegaDosX: #TooSpooky
 sporkraptor: oooo spookyween decor!
 neisan2112:  
 beckyde93: What is the sub goal for goth Adam
 RockPusher: ooOOOOoooOoooo 
 Diabore: ben glitched for a second there when wheeler didnt do the thing
 frameshifty: i'm seein' double, four wheelers!
 neisan2112:  ME?!
 sporkraptor: oh n o spookytech!
 bo_brinkman: So who do we think is "the 8th" here? I'm thinking Adam?
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Desruprot: its serge
 definenull: Hi LRR! Hello chat!
 beckyde93: @bo_brinkman It's always Serge
Desruprot: @beckyde93 This
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 bo_brinkman: @beckyde93 Friends, that is just a bit! You know that in Real Life when he hears packs-a-crackin' he shows up immediately. 
 neisan2112: Finally the official Magic sleeves will be good for once
tryllebanjo: 
 Marvoleath: !store
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   LoadingReadyRun:   they've submitted so many good games to W+P over the years too
 BrowneePointz: Lepenkainen!? I love his faithful hound spell!
 Diabore: drafting the packs
 Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun wait, "good" games for W+P? did they misunderstood the concept 
 Diabore: ultimate lets go
  Juliamon: Marvoleath Good "games for W+P" not "Good games" for W+P
 Diabore: og dom hell yeah
 Diabore: serge yeah 
frozenphoenix7: Stopped after 12
 vinewood_og: 
 neisan2112: Oh wheeler's favorite set
 RockPusher: Paul sitting there with a poker face on who is pulling fire
 Diabore: im surprised dom is going this late
Smirking_Bear: Chaos !
frozenphoenix7: Snow was in 1
thegreatwyrdling: I like trains
 neisan2112: Fate reforged, just slam the rare
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   LoadingReadyRun:  FYI you may notice that the packs have been opened, that's because I had to open and prescan the cards for the card reader 
CCpyro_: Do the packs rotate after this?
 beckyde93: CHAOS?
 flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun what's the most expensive card?
 Mazrae: Evening everyone
  Juliamon: I imagine the reader wouldn't appreciate 20 sets' worth of cards 
Mindfire13: Ugin
 RockPusher: flatluigi you can't make Paul talk! 
 tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun i'm sad that you are enough of a professional that you probably didn't put a card from a different game into any of the packs. because that would have amused my bird brain
 neisan2112: Oh 2015! My first set
 Diabore: battlebond is 20 cards yeah? so there will be extra cards on one of the packs
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 neisan2112: Its got Triplicate Spirits!!
SeismicLawns: i really liked m15 but it wasn't great
RioTanuki12: GLHF
 Mazrae: Theros was my first set i want to say
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 Diabore: token out too ben
 WiJohn: Does Serge have a reminder sheet for his name in front of him?
frozenphoenix7: Ah, Stirring Wildwoods
 Marvoleath: @WiJohn nameplate for ppl to know where they sit, he just didnt remove his, I'd assume
 Sorator13: @WiJohn The man who patiently explains things to him is sitting too far away, so he had to write it down as a reminder
 WiJohn: @Sorator13 That scans
jaffermohsin453: can you teach me how to play?
frozenphoenix7: That card's only ever gonna go one way, but well....it's not bad.
worstplayer56234: Ben is possessed by the slaw again judging on how he's drafting
  Juliamon: jaffermohsin453 This particular stream is a real bad way to learn
 BrowneePointz: Question for the Drafters: Since we’re now getting a TMNT set, if you were to draft the Turtles characters, who would be your first pick(vibes wise)
 flatluigi: oops i paused the stream thinking i was watching a vod
 niccus: how's pick 2 for chaos?
 flatluigi: honestly pick 2 for 4 player draft would be neat
 Sorator13: @niccus I'd expect it to be unusually strong, since you'd be more likely to get synergies from the same pack
Desruprot: hmmm
Khalstrom: Coldblooded
 Diabore: serge bit of a monster
 samwiser_: Omg savage
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben will remember this Serge
 Sorator13: all is fair in love and draft
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 BrowneePointz: Subspace Emissary Dude? Hell ya
 Sorator13: @BrowneePointz I... definitely misunderstood that for a second
 flatluigi: @BrowneePointz genuinely been thinking about spinning up dolphin just to play that again
 flatluigi: the secret kirby game
 Diabore: oh a proto titan
Desruprot: @BrowneePointz yes that was great
 neisan2112: Yoooo Serge
Desruprot: I remember when the most disappointing rare was Repay in Kind
 Diabore: cmon copter
 samwiser_: I hope one day we get a Paul chaos where he accidentally puts back the packs wrong and someone ends up with like, a shaharazad thrown into theirs.
   LoadingReadyRun:  What?! I didn't take all the good cards out of the packs while scanning them, how could you even suggest that!
 samwiser_: Hehehehe
 singinnonsense: Serbe ?
Mindfire13: Chaos Draft where Paul randomizes all the cards could be interesting. Get a Dominaria pack, has only 3 cards from Dominaria
Desruprot: @Mindfire13 isn't that just cube then?
FourTwo0ne: @Mindfire13 Beejlander v0.2?
 samwiser_: There are seven rares in this pack... and they all suck.
 beckyde93: which chaos god
Mindfire13: @Desruprot Kinda, but its just the contents of 24 booster packs
 Diabore: @samwiser_ wow, its like im drafting spiderman
 beckyde93: which chaos god do you pray to while drafting?
Desruprot: @beckyde93 Khorne
 Diabore: ol pisty fisty
 GasCityGaming: he did WHAT in his fist? 
 Marvoleath: Tzeentch, so that my picks may change into actually good cards
Clicklesly: @beckyde93 I always go with Malal ^^
CrossXhunteR: foundations banger
 MasonzeroGaming: I honestly do get excited when I see the Hawk
  Pywodwagon: the last thing I judged was a ptq finals draft in atlanta and my brain had a tiny moment of panic when ben just picked up his pile
 Sorator13: ben you are the goodest of boys
Desruprot: though as a minor chaos deity, Voshtoor might be relevant (your brewing and building an engine with your deck)
Mindfire13: 1 mana flier with another good ability? Yes please!
CrossXhunteR: @Pywodwagon drafters, pass 8 to your left
 definenull: aww cutie
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 RainyMint: 
Khalstrom: Gottem
 flatluigi: what set was that printed in
 control_rig: 
Desruprot: @flatluigi Serge's heart
 Marvoleath: !card the gunky runner
  LRRbot: The Gunky Runner [5B] | Legendary Creature — Slug Gamer [5/5] | Ew-minance — When The Gunky Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, shuffle three Gunk cards into each opponent's library. / Whenever an opponent loses life, they shuffle that many Gunk cards into their library. / Ready to run
 Territan: The LRR expansion pack would be pretty trippy.
CrossXhunteR: not all cards can be ancestral recall
Desruprot: @CrossXhunteR most are either Kicker or Horsemanship
SourAndSublimes: ooo any invocations yet?
 Marvoleath: @Territan a lot of the crew have their cards in the Unknown event, made by Gavin
Mindfire13: Somebody start making a custom LRR set to draft for the next sub-a-thon!
 control_rig: I appreciate that Hadrian joke
 gualdhar: so big! so... vascular!
 flatluigi: greater hoff behoomath
JDMan94: Who up huffing they crater
 definenull: i know it's boring, but absorb is sooo efficient, IMO
Desruprot: Crater Haff Bahoomith
 Territan: Greater beef behemoth
 NoxStryx: Hasselhoff behemoth
 Territan: Beefsteak and Hasselhoff potatoes
 Diabore: smuggy copty
 Diabore: fuck
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gualdhar: Ben is legally obligated
 Diabore: 3 bets packs, 3 worst rares
 flatluigi: damage to YOU
 flatluigi: christ
 definenull: shadowborn apostle has to be like $20 bucks no?
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 plaidanddrpepper: its the guy from the inro!
frozenphoenix7: @definenull Nah, they're like a buck or 2.  Except for the fancy bonus card Secret Lair versions of course, but well....
 Diabore: @definenull 2.50 on cardkingdom (sponsored)
 HadesLeprechaun: Did Wheeler ever build that Hare Apparent deck?
 definenull: ah thanks chat
frozenphoenix7: I mean, Back to Basics is worth more than Shadowborn at least
 Territan: Your lane was delicious, Ben.
 definenull: got there!
 YeetTheRich_: what the hell
 control_rig: Got there
frozenphoenix7: We've got a plan
 definenull: don't listen to me serge, i know nothing about the secondary market
 NotCainNorAbel: just double pick
TheMemeur: Pizza time!
 VrolikSyndrome: Thanks, James!
 The_Timo: So Generous
Obsc: 
 Sorator13: if you don't call, Nelly, the pizza place will call *you*
Buxx345: #getthempizza
 definenull: is it still pizzamas?
 Diabore: #thanksjames
 neisan2112: #Pizzamas
vvolfrider: #pizzajam
Varjotaivas: So kind of you! Thanks, James!
CCpyro_: #pizaaforallofusthankstojames
 Marvoleath: !findquote pizza
  LRRbot: Quote #129: "Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet." —Cameron [2015-04-05]
 sporkraptor: #donkeypizza
  Pywodwagon: 100% of my time in the moonbase has had pizza so I assume its always there
 sporkraptor: alternately: #pizzadonkey
 RockPusher: 
 HadesLeprechaun: We got TMNT previews today, gotta get a pizza with just the worst toppings
 hidingbox: Pizza House
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CCpyro_: @Pywodwagon Is it the same pizza
 Marvoleath: @sporkraptor isnt that just salami? 
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe today is the last day for Pizzamas
 Sorator13: per checkpoint, yes!
 gualdhar: if Ben loses he has to watch Nelson's kids' sleepover
 Diabore: oof, 6 dollars back to basics
 BrowneePointz: with the sick bolas art from WotS Nelly
 BrowneePointz: oh unfortunately seb art 
 hidingbox: As a sidenote, did Serge really need a piece of paper on the table telling him who he is?
 flatluigi: wheeler?
CCpyro_: @hidingbox Its for us so we can associate the hands to a name
 Sorator13: @hidingbox Presumably everyone had that to tell them were to sit, but I like to think he forgets his name if not reminded
 Diabore: @hidingbox seating is laid out before hand, serge just didnt remove the nametag
 Territan: @hidingbox Maybe they had assigned seats for the draft?
 lamina5432: piza piza
 hidingbox: Makes sense
 knightWarrior82: pizza with pineapple?
 Diabore: wheeler had a paper too, just not on camera
Desruprot: there will be pizza lands
 TehAmelie: hello, how's the chaos?
 Sorator13: 
 Diabore: @TehAmelie tbd
 youcantlistentobuttons: BATTLE!!
 NoxStryx: Traumatize in draft is often just expensive glimpse the unthinkable
frozenphoenix7: Spoop Boy Civil War
PorpoisesUnknown: the TURNER around
 control_rig: I'm liking this smooth jazz
   LoadingReadyRun: speaking of pizza, this track is called Grandma Pepperoni and the Thin Crust Revolution 
 AdamYMHMI: @control_rig Need some announcer voice Paul to introduce each track and throw out dedications
 TehAmelie: i got a pepperoni pizza in the oven right now. what are the odds
 shendaras: Oops, I forgot they were drafting early.
 gkgaming5: yo judges tower? spicy hopefully with canlander between
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 hvhTim: i knew they were drafting, posted it in my discord, and still missed the draft part whoops lol
 Sorator13: but really, what is time?
 Earthenone: to be fair, drafts starting an hour early is kind of a new thing
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 BillTheCat: the one year!
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 sporkraptor: it meant I got to watch the draft and the first set of games live, before my offline RPG starts XD
 control_rig: Today...
 flatluigi: today
 KaleidoscopeMind: coming up
 sporkraptor: this is Extended Remix CheckPoint!
 sporkraptor: and now... Moose Bait!
 flatluigi: remember back in the box
vvolfrider: hope that pizza's called in
 sporkraptor: hi! it's the Cutie Boy Squad! XD
 ContingentCat: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
 flatluigi: KILL!
  LRRbot: Wall of Runes [U] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, scry 1.
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 definenull: yo those sleeves look stunning
  LRRbot: Open the Gates [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Spades_Slicc: I've seen a good amount of family feud against my will recently and it seems like most of the prompts are sexual
  LRRbot: Sky Theater Strix [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 Diabore: @Spades_Slicc queue shocked face for obvious sexual answer
 flatluigi: what's playing at the sky theater this weekend
 raulghoulia: keyword prow
  LRRbot: Aether Swooper [1U] | Creature — Vedalken Artificer [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 Diabore: big swoops
Spades_Slicc: like one of the prompts was "What part of Steve Harvey would you most like to touch"
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  LRRbot: Vessel of Paramnesia [1U] | Enchantment | {U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target player mills three cards. Draw a card.
 Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc Ew
   LoadingReadyRun: Vessel of Paramnesia: "OW, THIS HURTS"
  LRRbot: Squirrel Nest [1GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
  LRRbot: Wall of Runes [U] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, scry 1.
 flatluigi: did ben pick up the land destruction
 Micalovits: I mean, Graham isn't there to take it all
 Sorator13: !card tome scour
  LRRbot: Tome Scour [U] | Sorcery | Target player mills five cards.
  LRRbot: Primal Empathy [1GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
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 BrowneePointz: Budget Commander All Star
johnnylongtorso: show me squirrels!
Spades_Slicc: Are Primal Empaths like Dark Empaths?
 JKBalch: I love how Adam has "John Carpenter's..." as a recurring deck title
Mai_Andra: oh, this started an hour ago...
 BrowneePointz: Primal Empaths are Ikorian Bonders @Spades_Slicc
  LRRbot: Orcish Cannonade [1RR] | Instant | Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. / Draw a card.
johnnylongtorso: one of the removal cards of all time
  LRRbot: Sultai Soothsayer [2BGU] | Creature — Snake Shaman [2/5] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Reach of Shadows [4B] | Instant | Destroy target creature that's one or more colors.
  LRRbot: Phantom Warrior [1UU] | Creature — Illusion Warrior [2/2] | This creature can't be blocked.
 flatluigi: i hope ben hasn't drawn his lab man yet
  LRRbot: Traumatize [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player mills half their library, rounded down.
 YeetTheRich_: ayy
 Orxolon: back in the day after this one you usually played hhunting echoes
 control_rig: Oh man if he Lab Man's for the win...
 gualdhar: hope Adam got some hand attack in the sideboard
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 flatluigi: it came up during the draft but i liked wheeler having three lab mans in his final fantasy sealed pool
 flatluigi: that was a fun watch
  LRRbot: Reckless Scholar [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {T}: Target player draws a card, then discards a card.
 emilevitt: 
 Diabore: thats coward speak ben
  LRRbot: Dwarven Mine | Land — Mountain | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. / When this land enters untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.
 lirazel64: Beejlander classic, those cards.
 saucemaster5000: Just got here and saw Adam's deck list...
  LRRbot: Hightide Hermit [4U] | Creature — Crab [4/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
Spades_Slicc: dorf
 YeetTheRich_: big crab
  QuixoticScrivener: I wonder if Dwarven Mine will be reprinted in the hobbit.
 Micalovits: Damn, what a terrible card in modern magic
johnnylongtorso: crab too short
 cmdrud87: high tide hermit was definitely a role player... whose ability you never activated.
 raulghoulia: crabs: notoriously Italian
  LRRbot: Furtive Homunculus [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | Skulk
  LRRbot: Tidespout Tyrant [5UUU] | Creature — Djinn [5/5] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell, return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Raincoast_Bear: "Can't have too many squirrels." quote from, let's say, Remy.
 flatluigi: well rip to lab man
 TehAmelie: i like cards that say "as though." making it not have defender? no that'd be complicated. but it can act as though it didn't
 HadesLeprechaun: hmm, well that's a problem
  LRRbot: Sonic Assault [1UR] | Instant | Tap target creature. Sonic Assault deals 2 damage to that creature's controller. / Jump-start
 BrowneePointz: excuse you, that's OG Dissension Baby!
 Sorator13: Oh hey, it's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
 control_rig: That was one of the mid Sonic games. I liked Sonic Blast and Sonic Explosion better than Sonic Assault
 HadesLeprechaun: precurser to Hullbreaker Horror
Raincoast_Bear: Crab v. Squirrel. The classic matchup.
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/lRWhtGd.png
 BrowneePointz: Tidespout Tyrant being a pain in the patootie for 19 years
 TehAmelie: it's like Monkey vs Robot all over
  LRRbot: Stream of Thought [U] | Sorcery | Target player mills four cards. You shuffle up to four cards from your graveyard into your library. / Replicate {2}{U}{U}
 Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk perfection
 control_rig: @Lord_Hosk Amazing
 Sorator13: yeah, that's the "oops I milled my wincon" protection
   LoadingReadyRun: I like the guys on Stream of thought. They're like old man rocks?
 Diabore: land?
 Diabore: wait, didnt ben start the game by scrying to the bottom?
 Diabore: did he search?
 Diabore: yeah
 HadesLeprechaun: "cut the deck?"
  LRRbot: Frost Breath [2U] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
  LRRbot: Ob Nixilis's Cruelty [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
 zaooo: 
 BrowneePointz: Tidespout Tyrant, one time go to Oath of Druids combo finisher
 HadesLeprechaun: Adam patiently letting Ben go through his whole milling and choosing which cards to put back while having the win in hand
 Diabore: what if hullbreaker horror but a little worse
 Bugberry: I saw the Tyrant was added to Arena recently in an Anthology
fnoggchamp: is Ben missing a card on the table or is that a token or something?
 Diabore: @fnoggchamp dwarf
 BrowneePointz: More like Hullbreaker is Tidespout if they had no restraint
 flatluigi: @Bugberry yeah, it was all the cards they had in momir that weren't collectable
 Diabore: sounds like a crapshot
  LRRbot: Embodiment of Spring [U] | Creature — Elemental [0/3] | {1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Diabore: khans was fun for the first few weeks, then 5 people tried forcing 5 colours every time and it sucked
 Dog_of_Myth: !card tomb of the spirit dragon
  LRRbot: Tomb of the Spirit Dragon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life for each colorless creature you control.
 couchboyj: We're laughing with the deck, not at it
 BrowneePointz: idk Bilbo what IS in your pocket
 Bugberry: @Diabore which Dragonstorm somewhat repeated.
   LoadingReadyRun: the creature on Embodiment of Spring does not look like a 0 power creature
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
  LRRbot: Vessel of Paramnesia [1U] | Enchantment | {U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target player mills three cards. Draw a card.
Spades_Slicc: @LoadingReadyRun It's fragile you see
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun It also doesn't look much like an embodiment of spring
 Diabore: potc 1
aerohydra: muppets treasure island
  r10pez10: ooh chaos draft
 TehAmelie: spring is when the ice starts melting, right?
 LionsEyeDiamond: muppet treasure island
 Lord_Hosk: Muppets treasure Island
 Bugberry: 3rd is good too
 raulghoulia: Penzance
 BrowneePointz: the first 2 potc movies are goated
 BrowneePointz: and Penzance
 Bugberry: The final battle of 3 is amazing
 circusofkirkus: 1 & 2 are amazing, 3 is very good
 Diabore: is treasure island a pirate movie?
  LRRbot: Primal Empathy [1GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lord_Hosk: the Penzance movie is a lukewarm performance of the musical
Blackcross187: Waterworld is the greatest pirate movie of no ones time
 raulghoulia: I sing with cat like tread to myself all the time
  r10pez10: lmao
 Bugberry: Captain Barbossa is the most pirate pirate that ever pirated.
  QuixoticScrivener: if the LRR cast were muppets, who would be the one human?
 Diabore: sorry, not island, treasure planet, is treasure planet a pirate movie?
 cosarprime: @QuixoticScrivener beeg
 flatluigi: @QuixoticScrivener baxter
 Micalovits: Gibb
 raulghoulia: @cosarprime Paul
  LRRbot: Pillar of War [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | Defender / As long as this creature is enchanted, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
 Lord_Hosk: Waterworld is a pretty good pirate movie.
Mindfire13: Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Muppet movie, and Christmas Carol version
 HadesLeprechaun: PotC 1-3 and the last one minus one absolutely terrible side-event wedding scene that should have just been cut from the film entirely
 MrPipboy3000: @QuixoticScrivener Cameron
fnoggchamp: @QuixoticScrivener Kathleen
  r10pez10: trick question none of the LRR crew are human
 Diabore: @HadesLeprechaun imo last one is only saved by javier bardem
 Sorator13: Gibb is the correct answer
  QuixoticScrivener: @micalovits human Gibb?! /shudders
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BetterAmericanOstrichWutFace-Iq-wbbh0TODmHQX7
  LRRbot: Inspiration [3U] | Instant | Target player draws two cards.
FourTwo0ne: Graham and he's actually quite disappointed about it?
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 Dog_of_Myth: Love the flavor text on Inspiration
 Diabore: he has the swamp, he doesnt need to sac it
 Lord_Hosk: Can we all agree, Pirates of Silicon Valley worst pirate movie of all time?
  LRRbot: Skitter Eel [3U] | Creature — Fish Crab [3/3] | {2}{U}: Adapt 2.
 control_rig: Skeel
  LRRbot: Horribly Awry [1U] | Instant | Devoid / Counter target creature spell with mana value 4 or less. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
 Sorator13: oh hey, it's the thing from the intro!
Mustang_Redcloak: Today is a good day. Watch 10 rounds of vintage, now I get to see  draft
 Diabore: @Lord_Hosk i will trust your judgement as i have no desire to watch it
fnoggchamp: Leo pointing dot jpg
Khalstrom: I never knew what that card was
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
  LRRbot: Stream of Thought [U] | Sorcery | Target player mills four cards. You shuffle up to four cards from your graveyard into your library. / Replicate {2}{U}{U}
  LRRbot: Hewed Stone Retainers [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Cast this spell only if you've cast another spell this turn.
 Bugberry: Someone should make a deck full of cards with art of things coming out of people's mouths.
 Lord_Hosk: @Diabore its like the worst of the Steve jobs bio pics that all came out in that wave, which is saying something
Spades_Slicc: !card tomb of the spirit
  LRRbot: Tomb of the Spirit Dragon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life for each colorless creature you control.
  LRRbot: Aethersnipe [5U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When this creature enters, return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / Evoke {1}{U}{U}
  Juliamon: Bugberry Could we expand it to other facial orifices?
 Bugberry: @Juliamon Don't see why not.
 Micalovits: So many Phyrexians with stuff coming out of their eyes
   LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon sentences that you don't want to hear in most circumstances
  LRRbot: Inaction Injunction [1U] | Sorcery | Detain target creature an opponent controls. / Draw a card.
 Sorator13: again ,that's why that one card is in there; it's your "oops I milled my wincon" protection
 Sorator13: alas, Ben already cast it
 Sorator13: Stream of Thought, I mean
 TehAmelie: we'll require a planeswalker with infinite icecream coming out of their mouth. imagine all the abilities you could use that for
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie if only Ashiok had a mouth
 TehAmelie: by mouth i mean nose
  Juliamon: also for purposes of the bit let's say Ashiok's head is itself a facial orifice
 Bugberry: @TehAmelie so they're like a living soft-serve machine?
  LRRbot: Sultai Soothsayer [2BGU] | Creature — Snake Shaman [2/5] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
 Diabore: tomb of the spirit dragon not looking too good anymore
Jundinator: !xlcard embodiment of spring
  LRRbot: Reckless Scholar [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {T}: Target player draws a card, then discards a card.
  LRRbot: Open the Gates [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 MrPipboy3000: I prefer the Sultai Forsoothsayer
 Orxolon: @Juliamon remember when Bill Cypher changed all of Northwest's facial orifices of place?
  r10pez10: salt eye soot say yeah
Jundinator: !card embodiment of spring
  LRRbot: Embodiment of Spring [U] | Creature — Elemental [0/3] | {1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Tome Scour [U] | Sorcery | Target player mills five cards.
  LRRbot: Hewed Stone Retainers [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Cast this spell only if you've cast another spell this turn.
 BrowneePointz: you stole fizzy magic drinks!
Smirking_Bear: Did I hear a reboot reference? Lol
  LRRbot: Squirrel Nest [1GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."
 Hangedman: the only thing that could make Ben's deck name better is if it had a  at the end
 nymistrya: The Squiland
theamc2000: un the nest is a boat
 BrowneePointz: flood the warren
CrossXhunteR: i knew where this story was going the moment it started
 raulghoulia: stew
  r10pez10: in skyrim right
asddsa28: they are enable
 Diabore: pheasant are a stupid bird i tell ya hwat
FixTheJames: Adam's gopher story sounds like the beginning to the worst horror movie ever.
Blackcross187: make gopher socks, they're the socks you go for.
Mustang_Redcloak: The farmer would say you do have to hunt the gophers
  LRRbot: Bomat Bazaar Barge [4] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | When this Vehicle enters, draw a card. / Crew 3
  LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
 TehAmelie: picture a king with a mantle of gopher pelts
 Diabore: oh the ninja is fun
 zaooo: 
 shendaras: 
 gualdhar: and James goes back to playing BF6
 Bugberry: When I was first starting Magic, I had a bunch of random cards from Mirrodin, Kamigawa and Ravnica, and they all cared about Artifacts, multicolor, and Spirits/Arcane, so they had no synergy with each other. Felt kind of like this.
  r10pez10: why is the moonbase so spooky
 TehAmelie: be a lot less regal than the classic ermine
 Lord_Hosk: Gophers make ranching difficult because the cattle step in their holes, but like... the cattle are the invasive species not the gophers so...
 realbadatthis_: can't gophers and prairie dogs also carry the plague?
Smirking_Bear: Lmao just blaming with confidence at wheelers questio
 TehAmelie: i'm excite
 KaleidoscopeMind: not yet
Smirking_Bear: Beaming **
  Juliamon: !pizzamas
  LRRbot: Kathleen has written a NEW D&D one-shot for this year's Pizzamas fundraiser! Pick up a copy here: https://pizzamas.com/products/pizzamas-one-shot-part-ii
Mustang_Redcloak: "Do your decks cast spells?" -drafts dredge. "No"
 KaleidoscopeMind: and pizza
 KaleidoscopeMind: can't forget liking pizza
 vinewood_og: Live 'mas!
frozenphoenix7: Well, Kathleen is Wheeler.
 DiscordianTokkan: 
frozenphoenix7: The entire crew on the other hand....
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 WiJohn: The one shot is the only thing Hank called out in particular on his video today
 control_rig: Hahahaha
CrossXhunteR: ratthew
 KaleidoscopeMind: pet food
  LRRbot: Selesnya Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 BrowneePointz: Selesnya Guildgato Mr Roboto
CrossXhunteR: i always forget the gates were in foundations
 TehAmelie: i'd like some guild gatto
  LRRbot: Timberpack Wolf [1G] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control named Timberpack Wolf.
 nymistrya: I wanna see each guilds gatto now
 Lord_Hosk: I ordered a Kathleen D&D campaign to support an excellent center of maternals in the leonian Sierra and a "not Jenga" stack for the same reason
Smirking_Bear: Everything's a bear 🐻 🐻‍❄
  LRRbot: Syr Faren, the Hengehammer [GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever Syr Faren attacks, another target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Syr Faren's power.
  LRRbot: Angrath, Captain of Chaos [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Angrath [5] | Creatures you control have menace. / [−2]: Amass Zombies 2.
 Sorator13: um actually it's a human knight
GreenyTea: Bear Force One minus the actual Bears
theamc2000: a zombie army token
  LRRbot: Mowu, Loyal Companion [3G] | Legendary Creature — Dog [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on Mowu, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
 BrowneePointz: Mowu, what's this?
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a good dog
 samwiser_: Kathleen's drew so many cute tokens on the most recent commanders arcade
 Bugberry: plus 1 plus 1
 TehAmelie: who let the dogs out? (it was Serge)
 control_rig: Serge is on Naya Good Bois
  LRRbot: Twins of Maurer Estate [4B] | Creature — Vampire [3/5] | Madness {2}{B}
theamc2000: very green naya
  LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion — No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
Smirking_Bear: Serge with all the a class cards lol
Smirking_Bear: Jegentha,  mowu , what's next ?
  LRRbot: Duskfang Mentor [2B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, put a lifelink counter on target non-Human creature you control. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with lifelink.
 TehAmelie: i'm glad it's an elemental elk and not an elk elemental
johnnylongtorso: @TehAmelie elkemental?
  LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
AzaleaCloud: Me and the boys up at 2am looking for beans
  LRRbot: Sisay, Weatherlight Captain [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 TehAmelie: just imagine, the irreducible element of elk
 definenull: 
 definenull: wait hold on
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Power not MV
 Diabore: power?
 Sorator13: Power, not MV
letsbelgo: MV not power
theamc2000: She say Sisay
Mindfire13: less than power
  LRRbot: Subira, Tulzidi Caravanner [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/3] | Haste / {1}: Another target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard your hand: Until end of turn, whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
  r10pez10: sabrina carapenter
 Bugberry: teferi's wife
Chartle: tap red for that
 Diabore: not a tab ability serge
Chartle: ohnvm wrong ability
  LRRbot: Duskfang Mentor [2B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, put a lifelink counter on target non-Human creature you control. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with lifelink.
  Juliamon: flickers
 Diabore: camera blinks?
 hvhTim: ok yall saw that too not just me
raisins4life: its part of the spooky ambience
 Micalovits: Oh, thought that was just me
 Diabore: !card weight of the underworld
  LRRbot: Weight of the Underworld [3B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −3/−2.
CrossXhunteR: friday and sick, so yeah
 TehAmelie: every day is gas leak year here
 The_Timo: that's just life
  r10pez10: o/
theamc2000: yes
  LRRbot: Raking Claws [1R] | Instant | Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Cycling {2}
  LRRbot: Giant Spider [3G] | Creature — Spider [2/4] | Reach
 Micalovits: Biggus Spidus
Spades_Slicc: Okay you'll hit on the army but what does Jegantha do to it?
 HadesLeprechaun: el spidro gigante?!
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  LRRbot: Visions of Brutality [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Devoid / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, its controller loses that much life.
  r10pez10: sick
  LRRbot: Mowu, Loyal Companion [3G] | Legendary Creature — Dog [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on Mowu, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
  LRRbot: Trumpeting Herd [2GG] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Rebound
 Territan: Gastropods.
 TehAmelie: Gas Town!
AzaleaCloud: Gasleak Gateleak Mana Leak
  Pywodwagon: girlboss gas leak go to the hoptal
  LRRbot: Subira, Tulzidi Caravanner [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/3] | Haste / {1}: Another target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard your hand: Until end of turn, whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
johnnylongtorso: perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything
 Bugberry: mowu has vigilance
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 Bugberry: doesn't matter now though
  LRRbot: Mardu Banner [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. / {R}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 KaleidoscopeMind: not full time at least
letsbelgo: gettem
Mustang_Redcloak: 
 asthanius: Kathleen named Mardu Banner? I'm a huge fan!
 Fruan: Can we get "The thing is, I can't read" added to the quote database, please?
AzaleaCloud: !card Helpus Screlpus
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  r10pez10: i love glup shitto
 HadesLeprechaun: "The thing is, I can't read" could be a button
johnnylongtorso: Helpus Screlpus is my favorite song from the White Album
theamc2000: you named teferi’s wife?
fnoggchamp: wipe a deez nuts
CrossXhunteR: any wipers in chat
 TehAmelie: wow Kathleen, you called your death like 8 turns in advance
 Bugberry: wiper no wiping
 YeetTheRich_: dragon shield diapers when
 KaleidoscopeMind: someone should hire you for that
 Micalovits: What about non adult diapers?
 KaleidoscopeMind: only artisanal diapers
 hvhTim: what about Big Dumper?
 vinewood_og: Shout out to all the diap wipers
Gadora: Looking forward this Card Kingdom button.
 niccus: ripped a flushable
Spades_Slicc: Please Kathleen, the brand is called Depends
PrinceNimzar: why is wheeler using any hand for wiping
Natedogg2: Wait - did Serge get a haircut?
CrossXhunteR: i love serge having the sideboard in the chest pocket
theamc2000: is adult diaper or baby diaper big diaper?
SoylentDoener: dipers are just inner sleeves for people
CrossXhunteR: o7
 Micalovits: You need to hands for the 3 sea shells
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriumphantSquareLlamaBudBlast-oJYw-w-l3eZ8GLnD
 hvhTim: @SoylentDoener the sounds i just made in laughter
 WiJohn: Axe of Wheelercles
 realbadatthis_: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: Wheelerclees nuts
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, pls don't time me out again. im too sick to contemplate life right now
 hvhTim: @Micalovits i understood that reference
 gualdhar: sword of WheelaCLEEZE NUTZ
Spades_Slicc: Sword of Wipedes
 TehAmelie: the iron wheel of Wheeler
SoylentDoener: @hvhTim 
AzaleaCloud: So does Sword of Wheeler Plz tutor a German foil when equipped creature connects?
  r10pez10: sisay
 Bugberry: Serge is plenty dry
  r10pez10: !clip
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 Sorator13: Serge spending too much time with the wrong Ben
Mustang_Redcloak: Was not expecting Nihilist Serge today
 PywosMom: Serge...what happened to your new, super chic wheeler sleeves?
CrossXhunteR: at least you're still the premier land pilots of the format. you got that going for you
 Fruan: Serge isn't a words guy. He's not a numbers guy either, really.
 Bugberry: Loser shaves the rest off.
 asthanius: Video evidence
johnnylongtorso: Serge is Ned Flanders confirmed
  LRRbot: Selesnya Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
  r10pez10: it's a pillow brand
  LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 BrowneePointz: a thought a tontine is where they met Han and Chewie
PywosMom subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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 Bugberry: @Fruan more of a hieroglyphs person really.
  LRRbot: Beloved Princess [W] | Creature — Human Noble [1/1] | Lifelink / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
Mustang_Redcloak: I miss GRO decks
AzaleaCloud: @BrowneePointz No, that's a CANteen.
CrossXhunteR: questing druid?
  LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
  Pywodwagon: questing druid exists
  r10pez10: yeah that's pretty messed up
AzaleaCloud: A tontine is that Pokemon with the giant hammer
Smirking_Bear: Is that your snow white of this critters deck serge ?
 Bugberry: There was a literally Dryad callback in Wilds of Eldraine.
  LRRbot: Sisay, Weatherlight Captain [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
johnnylongtorso: can't block won't block
 BrowneePointz: vivi is quirion!? Happy Pride!
 Micalovits: Because he IS wrong
  LRRbot: Visions of Brutality [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Devoid / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, its controller loses that much life.
 YeetTheRich_: ha
 ContingentCat: 
  r10pez10: you can't ban us all
 YeetTheRich_: fucking devoid
 vinewood_og: "He's out of line, but he's right!" .gif
Smirking_Bear: I think vivi is fine imo , there are worse cards then vivi
johnnylongtorso: that's twitch chat 101, Serge!
  LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 didn't Wheeler get demodded? He can't ban any of us!
  r10pez10: we like to think it's improv
Mustang_Redcloak: Vivi isn't a real magic card. It's just a shared mass nightmare amongst players.
CrossXhunteR: i treat everything out of wheeler's mouth as 100% genuine
 ContingentCat: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Aarek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 142 months!
 Aarek: Many months
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 KaleidoscopeMind: 
  LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion — No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
Natedogg2: Oh deer.
 Sorator13: more like Gigantha, amirite?
Smirking_Bear: Have your princess ride the elk-emental serge
Smirking_Bear: Why be cute when you can be deadly lol wheeler quote 2025
 NotCainNorAbel: no way this hand takes 45 mintues
Mustang_Redcloak: We are here to watch Magic the Gathering
 Territan: Be deadly rather than cute, if you cannot be both.
  r10pez10: i think wheeler is always proud of you
CrossXhunteR: we need an adam on serge's shoulder just going "kill" every so often, like oki oki
johnnylongtorso: tune in next week for Magic therapy
 niccus: that's just a working curve
 YeetTheRich_: shandalar npc gameplay
Smirking_Bear: So Kat lost to thr real life sparky ? And serge is the IRL sparky ?
 TehAmelie: we do call him "Power surge"
powerflapjack: you must pay a toll of 420 bananas to enter the realm of the golgari wheeler
  r10pez10: serge "don't keep a one lander" yager
 Diabore: 
 Micalovits: I have smashed many a child at a pre-release, and only sometimes felt bad about it
  LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Syr Faren, the Hengehammer [GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever Syr Faren attacks, another target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Syr Faren's power.
CrossXhunteR: stop while you're behind
  LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
  r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] Originality has never been the LoadingReadyRun strong suit.
  LRRbot: New quote #9405: "Originality has never been the LoadingReadyRun strong suit." —Wheeler [2025-10-10]
 YeetTheRich_: we need the toxic serge arc
  LRRbot: Centaur Healer [1GW] | Creature — Centaur Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
 definenull: wheeler!
 YeetTheRich_: heel turn
 Diabore: damn wheeler
powerflapjack: this is the ideal magic game
 Sorator13: 
 Micalovits: Damn, that was brutal Wheeler
CrossXhunteR: 3/3 for 3, gain 3? now that's some magic
theamc2000: how could serge cast the sur
theamc2000: syr
  LRRbot: Golgari Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {B/G}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
powerflapjack: kathleen and serge tilting at windmills as wheeler chortles like a late roman emperor
  LRRbot: Sisay, Weatherlight Captain [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: modern horizons, huh
 Micalovits: @theamc2000 By tapping his two forest?
Natedogg2: We see Sisay by the Serge shore
theamc2000: @micalovits oh that’s a forest I can’t see
 BrowneePointz: it's like a 70s fantasy novel
Spades_Slicc: See Cameron's last live opener
 lamina5432: it's a selfie
 Micalovits: @theamc2000 Art on the one in the back is a little bright also
kynelwynn: Looking up at her calling back to the crew, Wheeler
 lamina5432: she's a streamer
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: She's rallying the crew
  LRRbot: Yahenni's Expertise [2BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −3/−3 until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
  QuixoticScrivener: it’s the Squee perspective.
 YeetTheRich_: lmao
  LRRbot: Beloved Princess [W] | Creature — Human Noble [1/1] | Lifelink / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
kynelwynn: @QuixoticScrivener The Squeespective you might say
 Micalovits: That reminds me, I should watch the Slay the Princess VoD from yesterday
powerflapjack: @lamina5432 that classic sisay line: "hey chat, gerrard bussed up again"
  LRRbot: Angrath, Captain of Chaos [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Angrath [5] | Creatures you control have menace. / [−2]: Amass Zombies 2.
 Sorator13: oh, I've watched this p-*yoinked out of twitch chat*
  LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Vigorspore Wurm [5G] | Creature — Wurm [6/4] | Undergrowth — When this creature enters, target creature gains vigilance and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. / This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
 nevyn666: not a profession Michael Winslow impersonator?
CrossXhunteR: speaking of comedian professionality, i enjoyed the mayonnaise behind the scenes video
  LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion — No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
 RainyMint: SQUEAK
 DiscordianTokkan: 
  LRRbot: Boar Umbra [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / Umbra armor
 Micalovits: Not like he can block it
  LRRbot: Visions of Brutality [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Devoid / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, its controller loses that much life.
  r10pez10: tontine with michael stipe
 control_rig: Hey "Enchanting Gigantha" was on the greatest hits 2010 remaster
  LRRbot: Resolute Watchdog [W] | Creature — Dog [1/3] | Defender / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: they lost their religion but gained REM
  LRRbot: Duskfang Mentor [2B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, put a lifelink counter on target non-Human creature you control. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with lifelink.
 Micalovits: OH dear
CrossXhunteR: lorge
Mustang_Redcloak: 
  r10pez10: hell yeah
CrossXhunteR: im curious what sort of removal serge has to deal with this
raisins4life: serge confirmed saccing dogs
 samwiser_: Serge has entered his heel stage this stream.
Spades_Slicc: What's this "We" Serge?
 Diabore: oh camera really unhappy
  Juliamon: bad flicker there
fnoggchamp: top cam getting real blinky
CrossXhunteR: camera is not having a good time tonight
 lamina5432: was the flicker bad for anyone
powerflapjack: the stream's shorting out because kathleen's about to win
Technobach: you can't die now serge, we need to see who has the most hair in a decade
 Diabore: cmon removal
 Micalovits: Won't be Serge if he dies
 benjamin_wheeler: the camera isn’t flickering chat
powerflapjack: i'm not blinking that fast wheeler
  LRRbot: Blastfire Bolt [5R] | Instant | Blastfire Bolt deals 5 damage to target creature. Destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.
CrossXhunteR: make him have it
 samwiser_: Or james
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powerflapjack: what about beej, can he backseat
 benjamin_wheeler: it’s just your failing eyes desperate for natural light
 Diabore: 2 for 0, kathleen lost nothing
powerflapjack: lorge wurm
 Fruan: B I G W U R M
maxthefourth: @benjamin_wheeler i havent been outside for years andd you cant make me
CrossXhunteR: from Friday?
Wormsbane: Hey that's me
 zaooo: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Bwurm
tycho_nova: i like big bumbras and i cannot lie
 Bugberry: wurms always deliver
powerflapjack: hold up, is it a worm or is it a wurm or is it a wyrm
 TehAmelie: is there such a thing as medium wurm? i feel they're all big
 hvhTim: wurm
 hvhTim: wyrms have wings and worms are birdfood
CrossXhunteR: paul
 Diabore: nelly?
 NotCainNorAbel: got there
 zaooo: Nailed it.
kynelwynn: got there
amiliathegeek: oof
 lamina5432: gg's
 TehAmelie: idea: wurm should not be a homonym with worm
noisyblizzard: I got worm feelings for wurm from GRN draft
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 glencoco132: Which sets did everyone draft from?
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 TehAmelie: or wyrm
 Territan: Would everyone be okay with "wxrm" to kinda cover all the bases?
maxthefourth: @hvhTim doesn't that depend on the size of the bird
Frostwriter111: what about "werm"?
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 gkgaming5: does anyone know the origin of “Unwritten” being the theme song for Minsc and Boo?
 benjamin_wheeler: yes
 definenull: vintage cube?
  r10pez10: i think wheeler knows
guardianzero666: Someone tried to learn it but it was unwritten so...
 hvhTim: when is desert bus
  r10pez10: !dbcountdown
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 gkgaming5: ahh I see. I mean no one can feel it for you
 hvhTim: THERES A COMMAND FOR THAT???
 hvhTim: god i love lrr
vvolfrider: did anyone check out the pizza lands from TMNT? lol, i just saw them on scryfall. Also, did the pizza arrive there?  
fjordsword: Big old man energy at the table and we're here for it
 BrowneePointz: can't be any worse than the 2010 jack black version
  Pywodwagon: my favorite magical place he travels to in that book is Japan
 hvhTim: p1p1 pizza draft?
  Pywodwagon: that and the horse land that makes him disgusted by humans
kynelwynn: If I was a wurm, would you still cast me?
  r10pez10: oh, worm?
 TehAmelie: machete tarp game!
  LRRbot: Watcher of the Spheres [WU] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / Creature spells with flying you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever another creature you control with flying enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
johnnylongtorso: watcher of the spheres watcher of all
  LRRbot: Fertile Ground [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Master of Diversion [2W] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
theamc2000: watcher of the spheres is a weird way to say football fan
  QuixoticScrivener: watch sphere, ponder orbs, just wizard things
 ElektroTal: wheeler, you need to win for our honor
CrossXhunteR: that's my favorite website
  r10pez10: hi shivam
 hvhTim: hi shivam!
 HadesLeprechaun: that reminds me, I need to actually put together my Inniaz commander deck...
  LRRbot: Oakhame Adversary [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/3] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a green permanent. / Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Watercourser [2U] | Creature — Elemental [2/3] | {U}: This creature gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
  r10pez10: it's called art, cam
theamc2000: what a performance
Natedogg2: I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Reldnahcire: the weirdest part about this story is that I feel like I've heard Cam tell it before...
maxthefourth: Cheeseburger Centurion
  LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Drudge Beetle [1G] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | Scavenge {5}{G}
  LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
  r10pez10: one day i want to watch someone splice onto kodama's reach
theamc2000: is 2 40k
 Sorator13: !
blackroseimmortal7: a felium bomb?
kynelwynn: But Cam, "Made of Meat" is one of my favorite of your stories
  LRRbot: Twisted Abomination [5B] | Creature — Zombie Mutant [5/3] | {B}: Regenerate this creature. / Swampcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Separatist Voidmage [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
 omdorastrix: oOOh, when did the floaty Life-loss animation get added to the overlay?  I guess I missed it - Looks nice!
  r10pez10: it came around for final fantasy but they kept it because it's handy
 omdorastrix: they flap their meat at each other
 BrowneePointz: it's a commonly used Short Scene for Scenework auditions
 Diabore: because theyre made of meat
 NotCainNorAbel: still do love for you to read ti
  LRRbot: Skywhaler's Shot [2W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1.
  LRRbot: Concordia Pegasus [1W] | Creature — Pegasus [1/3] | Flying
 NotCainNorAbel: probed all the way through
  r10pez10: !addquote (Cameron) [Now] Can't answer that question for you, man. I guess some people like me.
  LRRbot: New quote #9406: "Can't answer that question for you, man. I guess some people like me." —Cameron [2025-10-10]
kynelwynn: You're telling me they talk by expelling air through their meat
 NotCainNorAbel: maybe it's a meat phase
  r10pez10: it's a good story
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: They don't just go through a meat stage?
 Micalovits: Was it good though?
 vinewood_og: A valid conclusion.
 LowUpsideCJ: what's up meat
 niccus: couldn't be me
 Micalovits: A good run that is
 Micalovits: Story is good
johnnylongtorso: so that's why the Tholians hate us
 InfiniTokens: We are, as Bender "Bending" Rodriguez says: Meat Bags.
 control_rig: I ask that question all the damn time
kynelwynn: My mother loves me, Wheeler
 LowUpsideCJ: counting insecurities like sheep
  LRRbot: Slitherhead [{B/G}] | Creature — Plant Zombie [1/1] | Scavenge {0}
theamc2000: Cam, we have parasocial tendencies
 HadesLeprechaun: I shant
  LRRbot: Tranquil Cove | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
 NotCainNorAbel: I fix things and dam it people like me (one of these things is true)
 InfiniTokens: @LowUpsideCJ But you'll never get to sleep that way
  r10pez10: +2
powerflapjack: wheeler, please, i just had anxiety attacks last week about social insecurities
 Orxolon: when i lay in bed at night i think why..why we had to have so many UB....
 Bugberry: I still have my prerelease promo Overbeing of Myth. Top 5 favorite cards.
  LRRbot: Oakhame Adversary [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/3] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a green permanent. / Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Absorb [WUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.
  LRRbot: Skyscanner [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card.
 Micalovits: Damn, wish I could cast a Skyscanner
  LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
 InfiniTokens: Just look at all of the insecurities we are expressing in chat and take heart, thinking "At least everyone else feels as insecure as I do!"
  LRRbot: Watcher of the Spheres [WU] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / Creature spells with flying you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever another creature you control with flying enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
  r10pez10: is skyscanner the one that matt always edits lips onto in crack-a-pack
  LRRbot: Tithebearer Giant [5B] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
kynelwynn: @r10pez10 Thought it was eyes
  LRRbot: Ghostly Sentinel [4W] | Creature — Kor Spirit [3/3] | Flying, vigilance
  LRRbot: Sky Skiff [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/3] | Flying / Crew 1
  LRRbot: Nightwing Shade [4B] | Creature — Shade [2/2] | Flying / {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
blackroseimmortal7: wow these sure are cards
  LRRbot: Aven Surveyor [3UU] | Creature — Bird Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
kynelwynn: Topdown having some issues
 AliceLovelin: is it my monitor or
 AliceLovelin: ok it seems its not my monitor
  LRRbot: Pilfering Imp [B] | Creature — Imp [1/1] | Flying / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.
PhuzNutz: Ope, couple flickers there
 arbysgaming38: its been flickering all night
vvolfrider: flickering just started happening for me
johnnylongtorso: when will wizards make Man'o'war Elves?
  LRRbot: Reprobation [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Coward creature with base power and toughness 0/1.
 Micalovits: Hopefully just a bad connection or wire, and not the actual fancy camera
 TehAmelie: would they be elv'o'wars?
 hvhTim: is that avacyns collar, the symbol of her church?
  r10pez10: moonbase's haunted
 Micalovits: A Lan'o'war Elf
  r10pez10: avacyn's lamppost
 MasonzeroGaming: @arbysgaming38 nosferatu!
 NotCainNorAbel: @r10pez10 always has been
  LRRbot: Skywhaler's Shot [2W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1.
   LoadingReadyRun:  the flickering just started earlier this week, idk why. Maybe we need to replace the HDMI cable 
  LRRbot: Twisted Abomination [5B] | Creature — Zombie Mutant [5/3] | {B}: Regenerate this creature. / Swampcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Patagia Tiger [4W] | Creature — Cat [3/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
maxthefourth: should I make a gornog the red reaper deck  and how can I make more creatures into cowards
 AliceLovelin: @LoadingReadyRun Hopefully that's all you need
 Bugberry: I look forward to Lorwyn Eclipse bringing back the Goatnapper bit.
 control_rig: I love that you knew the biological term, but not what the card did.
 lamina5432: flickering is bad today
theamc2000: not non-human?
 control_rig: @lamina5432 Oh good it isn't just me
 DiscordianTokkan: Camera flickering more than the cards, sometimes
 hvhTim: now im thinking about how many feet/meters/miles/km of wiring there is in that office...
  LRRbot: Time to Feed [2G] | Sorcery | Choose target creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, you gain 3 life. Target creature you control fights that creature.
  r10pez10: the camera has developed eyelids
  LRRbot: Essence Flux [U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
  LRRbot: Twisted Abomination [5B] | Creature — Zombie Mutant [5/3] | {B}: Regenerate this creature. / Swampcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
 BrowneePointz: Patagia, from Patagium "gilded edging of a woman's tunic"
  LRRbot: Concordia Pegasus [1W] | Creature — Pegasus [1/3] | Flying
  r10pez10: pata pata pata pon
  LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
 cheshire_creeper: gg
 Micalovits: Turn out, Fliers uhhh - Pretty good
 e_bloc: gg shake my hand
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 The_Timo: YES
 lamina5432: fly wheeler fly on the road to victory
 adept_nekomancer: bear-knuckled
 LowUpsideCJ: oki oki fnpf club
 Micalovits: And who will be playing Magic?
 NotCainNorAbel: go for the lower back
Desruprot: 
 AliceLovelin: Friday Night Fist Fight
elixial: yall do this every friday night? This is lit af
   LoadingReadyRun: @elixial  we do!
elixial: heard it mentioned on an old prof vid I was watching, glad I checked it out
elixial: And wheelers the goat 
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 Sorator13: @elixial Well, the exact format varies - sometimes it's 8person draft, sometimes 4person pick 2, sometimes commander, canlander, other stuff... next week is Judge's Tower, apparently
elixial: @Sorator13 sick
 Sorator13: but it's always magic and always good fun!
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maxthefourth: hey chat is it a bad idea to gift my opponents a maskwood nexus
 Diabore: @Sorator13 sometimes its 6 person draft
kingrilz3rd: how many years have u guys been doing this for?
  Juliamon: define 'this'
  Juliamon: because LRR is in their... 22nd? year now?
 Diabore: lrr as a whole is 22 i think yeah
kingrilz3rd: woah so since 2003??
  Juliamon: LRR predates Youtube, really actually
  r10pez10: i have the wii shop theme in my head, who do i blame
 LowUpsideCJ: oh no the 20th was already two years ago? time is terrifying
  Juliamon: !lrr
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kingrilz3rd: thats like almost as old as i am
 lamina5432: the one who loses sleeps in the office
  LRRbot: Loyal Pegasus [W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/1] | Flying / This creature can't attack or block alone.
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
  r10pez10: ask not who the uh-oh tolls it tolls for thee
 Micalovits: It really needs a frind
  LRRbot: Loxodon Smiter [1GW] | Creature — Elephant Soldier [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Eyeblight Assassin [2B] | Creature — Elf Assassin [2/2] | When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
stonyypony: what packs were chaos drafted or were they all randomized?
  LRRbot: Sanguinary Mage [1R] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/3] | Prowess
   LoadingReadyRun: @stonyypony a random assortment
  r10pez10: wow a 1/3 with prowess
 BrowneePointz: they're a church with a paramilitary organization
  LRRbot: Charging Rhino [3GG] | Creature — Rhino [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
kynelwynn: The Selesnya are one of the police guilds, they do have a large standing army
  LRRbot: Squee, the Immortal [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [2/1] | You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.
 lamina5432: squee, I miss squee
 Bugberry: I think the original Ravnica story had the Selesyna with weird brainwashing masked people. They can be terrifying.
 Voidhawk42: The Selesnya are more of a "we had a drum circle, talked it over, and we all decided together that I should hit you with this hammer"
  LRRbot: Puncturing Light [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature with power 3 or less.
  LRRbot: Countless Gears Renegade [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 lamina5432: even the markov manner proved how scary selesniya can be
 Orxolon: is revolt,not void XD
ladypluto: Hi everyone hope you are all well 
 ghizmou: there s a GGG 555
 ghizmou: 5/5
 Orxolon: maybe you are thinking of the W/G wolf 3/3
ladypluto: what i miss?
ladypluto: 
 lamina5432: these are fast matches for a chaos draft
 Orxolon: aaahhh,yes,something leaf champion
 Dog_of_Myth: !card steel leaf champion
  LRRbot: Steel Leaf Champion [GGG] | Creature — Elf Knight [5/4] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
MaimonidesVII: Are the "I think I'm just dead here" sleeves still available anywhere?
 LowUpsideCJ: the well honed chaos draft skills of lrr writ large
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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MaimonidesVII: Yeah, didn't see them listed. Thanks tho!
  Juliamon: Store stuff is still in flux
 Orxolon: found it,steel leaf champion
 Orxolon: GGG for a 5/4
 Orxolon: This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
 BrowneePointz: Topiary Stomper from WotS, Scrapshooter from BlB and Cradle Guard from Urza's Saga Nelly
  LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
 BrowneePointz: for 1GG 4/4
 InfiniTokens: "Don't over think it" Are you SURE?
  LRRbot: Rakdos Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 hvhTim: omg hi infinitokens!!!
 BrowneePointz: 4/4 trample echo
  LRRbot: Squee, the Immortal [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [2/1] | You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.
Khalstrom: Llanowar elf into steel leaf champion was my favorite opening for a long time
  LRRbot: Mosscoat Goriak [2G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance
kynelwynn: Boon satyr is a 4/2 for 1GG and Flash
 Bugberry: also Bloated Contaminator from ONE.
  LRRbot: Baleful Eidolon [1B] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {4}{B} / Deathtouch / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch.
 BrowneePointz: Scrapshooter is the first 1GG 4/4 with no downsides
  LRRbot: Loxodon Smiter [1GW] | Creature — Elephant Soldier [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
 BrowneePointz: but yea Smiter is still good, can't be countered, OR Griefed
 BrowneePointz: still a VERY relevant threat
 Orxolon: back in the day there was a 3/3 elephant with trsmple for G whose downside was sacrifice a land on ETB
 Tiber727: Table frenemy.
 InfiniTokens: Thought he said he'd drawn all his "eyedrops" and had questions
 BrowneePointz: it was very relevant in standard against LotV
 BrowneePointz: I played a LOT of that RTR standard
 Bugberry: Unruly Krasis from the Clue product.
  LRRbot: Headless Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Hellbent — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you have no cards in hand, that player discards a card at random.
 LowUpsideCJ: "grief was a mistake" is probably a bad lesson to take overall though
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  LRRbot: Skyline Scout [1W] | Creature — Human Scout [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, it gains flying until end of turn.
TheAinMAP:   
  Foxmar320: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya raiders
 BrowneePointz: I was running Orzhov Human Weenies with Cartel Aristocrats, Champion of the Parish and Immortal Servitudes
 BrowneePointz: made a Drownyard UB Control player VERY mad
 BrowneePointz: then again he was trying to win with Drownyard, so he deserved it
  LRRbot: Charging Griffin [3W] | Creature — Griffin [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: Arcum's Astrolabe
 BrowneePointz: Wrenn and Six
  LRRbot: Sanguinary Mage [1R] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/3] | Prowess
 Bugberry: Detective Crab was far from a mistake.
 Micalovits: MH1 was only a little bad
 LowUpsideCJ: modern horizons 4 hangs over us like sword of damocles
 BrowneePointz: Mica
kynelwynn: NAdu
 adept_nekomancer: @Bugberry 
 Micalovits: MH2 and 3 is the big ones
 BrowneePointz: Wrenn and Six flipped Legacy and Vintage on it's head immediately
 hvhTim: what about Chillerpillar or whatever that big snow caterpillar was
 BrowneePointz: she hit $80 on prerelease and only got *higher*
 BrowneePointz: its*
  LRRbot: Hired Poisoner [B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
 Micalovits: I know, I played goblins in legacy at that time - it sucked. But it was only 1 card that was really messy for the format, and then sorta astrolabe
 BrowneePointz: god and the Gaak
  LRRbot: Triplicate Spirits [4WW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
 Micalovits: And Gaak was funny for modern
Murkemurk: Turns out flying stays winning in chaos draft.
 BrowneePointz: Hogaak was honestly really funny they ever printed it when they had qualms about Grave-Troll
kynelwynn: Flying tends to do well in most Limited formats
  LRRbot: Outmuscle [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it fights target creature you don't control. / Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, the creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
 Diabore: hogaak was mh1
 Micalovits: And sometimes to slow to ban them
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ekplayscards: it’s so weird not seeing wheelers face on all of the sleeves tonight
  LRRbot: Consecrate // Consume | Consecrate [1{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. / Draw a card. // Consume [2WB] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures they control. You gain life equal to its power.
 Diabore: fwiw hogaak was mh1 cam
 BrowneePointz: and it's okay cuz MH1 was 2019, MH2 was 2021, and MH3 was 2024, so if we're LUCKY, we don't get MH4 until 2028!
h3rsh3yb4r: @BrowneePointz and then modern will be saved!
 lamina5432: hogaak was pretty known to get banned
 BrowneePointz: remember that time one guy speculated on Drop of Honey before an Eternal event and spiked it to like $2,000
 BrowneePointz: fun times
 niccus: which UB will MH4 be?
ekplayscards: nelly spitting facts tonight
Vatts: is this live?
  Juliamon: Vatts Very much so!
Vatts: NICE
Vatts: so cool
tahoebyker: LOTR was a modern horizon set
 Trahas: or it goes up by 50% so 4.5 years
ekplayscards: mh3 was 2 years ago jfc
admiral_sky_: no it was 2024, between otj and bloomburrow
 Micalovits: Noon, MH3 was 2024 summer
 lamina5432: Maybe the knew LOTR will be a modern horizans set too
 Diabore: MH3 was june last year
 noSmokeFire: remember, mr. frodo, with great power comes great responsibility
 BrowneePointz: mh3 was June 2024. it was MagicCon Amsterdam's premier set
 Micalovits: LotR was 2023
Vatts: i like Ravnica.
ekplayscards: time is an enigma anyways
Vatts: 
  LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 niccus: it's been a very long year
 Micalovits: Wch was also sorta like a modern horizons
 Diabore: masters were all reprints
 Athelgar: what a terrible wonderful show Cleopatra 2525 was...
 Micalovits: Masters sets where all reprints
  LRRbot: Sanguinary Mage [1R] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/3] | Prowess
ekplayscards: yeah mh3 put commander 15 Titania into modern
  LRRbot: Azra Oddsmaker [1BR] | Creature — Azra Warrior [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw two cards.
 Bugberry: Alter of Dementia was a big deal reprint in MH1 because of it's interaction with Hogaak.
RegularSir: Play Blastoise.
  LRRbot: Mosscoat Goriak [2G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance
 BrowneePointz: Goriak is Burt Bacharach!?
  LRRbot: Oblivion Strike [3B] | Sorcery | Devoid / Exile target creature.
kynelwynn: The same, Mountain?
 TehAmelie: what the world needs now, is go-ri-ak
 BrowneePointz: @TehAmelie *high five*
  LRRbot: Sparring Mummy [3W] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | When this creature enters, untap target creature.
 Micalovits: Nice
  LRRbot: Hired Poisoner [B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of untap, I want them to give us ONE cheeky untap card in Lorwyn Eclipsed
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun masters sets did not apparently add any new cards to their formats "The Masters sets had the reprint characteristic in common, since all the cards were already released and legal in their given formats."
  LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 BrowneePointz: JUST one card
 BrowneePointz: plz WotC
 BrowneePointz: *cries*
 Fruan: @BrowneePointz I could see them doing that in a Commander Deck
 BrowneePointz: Order of Whiteclay slaps though
   LoadingReadyRun: Garrison Cat-eillor is that anything?
 BrowneePointz: Q.Q
  LRRbot: Countless Gears Renegade [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 LowUpsideCJ: it does interact interestingly with the survivor and vehicle mechanics recently
  LRRbot: Hive Stirrings [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
malevolent884: don't print it at all i like my legacy  not tarnished with untap combos
 Bugberry: @LowUpsideCJ also Station
 Micalovits: Did someone steal all the Slivers of Soup?
  LRRbot: Spawn of Rix Maadi [3BR] | Creature — Horror [5/3] | Unleash
 Micalovits: for soup
  Juliamon: oh dear, someone let the slivers out
 LowUpsideCJ: @Bugberry i knew i forgot a tap mechanic
theamc2000: who is Rix Maadi
 Diabore: dont worry about it
  LRRbot: Charging Rhino [3GG] | Creature — Rhino [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
  Juliamon: theamc2000 it's the Rakdos guildhall
  LRRbot: Eyeblight Assassin [2B] | Creature — Elf Assassin [2/2] | When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
 niccus: maybe you're supposed to regularly empty your sliver bucket
 Tiber727: That could make a good crapshot.
theamc2000: @juliamon ok
Spades_Slicc: Not how betting works Cameron
  Juliamon: !card rix maadi
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace; Rix Maadi Reveler; Rix Maadi Guildmage; Spawn of Rix Maadi
  LRRbot: Charging Griffin [3W] | Creature — Griffin [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 adept_nekomancer: "My odds!  You said this bet was a sure thing!"
malevolent884: selesnia'
  LRRbot: Resourceful Return [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you control an artifact, draw a card.
  Juliamon: A calculated risk, but they sure are bad at maths
blackroseimmortal7: !card spawn of rix maadi
  LRRbot: Spawn of Rix Maadi [3BR] | Creature — Horror [5/3] | Unleash
blackroseimmortal7: deep
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  LRRbot: Consecrate // Consume | Consecrate [1{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. / Draw a card. // Consume [2WB] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures they control. You gain life equal to its power.
 LowUpsideCJ: just got facetimed for magic rules questions lol
  LRRbot: Puncturing Light [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature with power 3 or less.
blackroseimmortal7: what is cameron wantonly throwing away resourc- discarding cards to?
  LRRbot: Goblin Champion [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [0/1] | Haste / Exalted
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ballesta25: !card azra oddsmaker
  LRRbot: Azra Oddsmaker [1BR] | Creature — Azra Warrior [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw two cards.
  LRRbot: Dauntless Onslaught [2W] | Instant | Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
blackroseimmortal7: cameron you
blackroseimmortal7: re not good at this betting thing
blackroseimmortal7: @LRRbot oh sweet
 Micalovits: Totally the Azra doing the betting
 adept_nekomancer: Difficult to calculate the odds when people keep bolstering the opposite team.
blackroseimmortal7: THANK YOU
  LRRbot: Nessian Asp [4G] | Creature — Snake [4/5] | Reach / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 4.
blackroseimmortal7: that's the right reference
 Micalovits: Why is it a snake and not a hydra if it has two heads?
  LRRbot: Soul Summons [1W] | Sorcery | Manifest the top card of your library.
theamc2000: is it a creature oh was it a plane walker
  LRRbot: Wrecking Beast [5GG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Riot / Trample
 Micalovits: I think it was in moonbase 4? So semi old but not the oldest
theamc2000: the chicken beast
  LRRbot: Blazing Hellhound [2BR] | Creature — Elemental Dog [4/3] | {1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
blackroseimmortal7: cool card
Spades_Slicc: Now you can turn your manifest into damage
  LRRbot: Outmuscle [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it fights target creature you don't control. / Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, the creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
blackroseimmortal7: now you can turn all these really ba-I mean good cards into damage
  LRRbot: Sorin, Grim Nemesis [4WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [6] | [+1]: Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to its mana value. / [−X]: Sorin deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life. / [−9]: Create a number of 1/1 black Vampire Knight creature tokens with lifelink equal to the highest life total among all players.
 Diabore: whats the manifest? land?
theamc2000: what was manifest?
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  LRRbot: Channel Harm [5W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and permanents you control this turn by sources you don't control. If damage is prevented this way, you may have Channel Harm deal that much damage to target creature.
 Micalovits: F
 Diabore: !card life purge
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Micalovits: Also one sided fog, so can be brutal in a big combat
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 Diabore: deflecting bomb (palm) too
 Dog_of_Myth: True
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 vinewood_og: aspiring grass toucher
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 e_bloc: off by 1
 lamina5432: gnight
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 LowUpsideCJ: i'm trapped because i gotta go watch rounds one and two
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 lamina5432: the one piece game looked good
 e_bloc: what's the name of that tcg
 LowUpsideCJ: hmm
 lamina5432: @e_bloc just one piece card game
 e_bloc: @lamina5432 yeah that one
 Micalovits: You, but whats the one piece card game called
 lamina5432: @e_bloc 
 e_bloc: @lamina5432 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good job streamer
  Juliamon: Watch out Hosk, James is coming for your job
 shendaras: rain world is great =)
 Micalovits: Cori sure is a gamer
  Juliamon: The aesthetic is so good
  Juliamon: Cori didn't even have to be there to die this week!
 e_bloc: star wars would never have made it as a trilogy if Cam and Cori were at the helm
  Juliamon: but to be fair, the dice are definitely cursed
 Kentosaurus: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: we can call it the Aturi Cluster- 
   LoadingReadyRun: there was definitely some dark force affecting the dice last night
 lamina5432: gnight sleep well
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 zaooo: 
 LowUpsideCJ: unicorn 1
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 LowUpsideCJ: ggs all
  Juliamon: that 1 is a body pillow
 vinewood_og: 
 Orxolon: thxfor the stream
 Orxolon: good night every1
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