AFK || Mystic Curling Club & Killer Queen #sponsored

   Anubis169: I wonder...
 AsmadiGames: ohai
 AsmadiGames: just droppin chips casually
JoeKim: Hello I'm also here
  Sarah_Serinde: just don't get cheese dust all over everything
   Anubis169: looks like it's a broadcaster-only priv
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey JoeKim
 AsmadiGames: oh wow partys over
JoeKim: Wow how dare you
  Juliamon: yeah, not even legacy mods can do it, it's a weird restriction
   Anubis169 sneak-hugs JoeKim
JoeKim: Hugs
   Anubis169: the code was probably brought in after, it makes sense
   Anubis169: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! #Sponsored. Game: Mystic Curling Club & Killer Queen) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
JoeKim: I'm here for the curling in case you didn't know
 BusTed: oh yeah
 BusTed: exciting
  Sarah_Serinde: I did know, I hear you handed the game over in person
JoeKim: Oh yeah mods. We literally launched the Kickstarter today
 AsmadiGames: we sent joe over on the worst possible boat, complete with sharks
JoeKim: Can we do links for it?
  Sarah_Serinde: Paul's already set that up
JoeKim: Perfect just want to check
   Anubis169: Way ahead of ya 
  Sarah_Serinde: !curlingclub
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
   Anubis169: ^
JoeKim: Sick
 AsmadiGames: nyoom
  Sarah_Serinde: But also feel free to drop links yourself if you want
  Juliamon: we can stick that on a timer too
JoeKim: Yes please
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
 AsmadiGames: just have it autotrigger every time someone says "sweep" on stream
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 AsmadiGames:   
JoeKim: 
   Anubis169: well it's hooked into the card recogniser which runs with a physical camera... we could write a module that hooks into the mics and keep people reading until the end of this line when they figure out we're still not gonna do it 
JoeKim: First of all
JoeKim: How dare you
  Juliamon: 
 AsmadiGames: i'm impressed you all manage to run the whole streaming outfit off a commodore 64
JoeKim: Second of all
   Anubis169: you're welcome 
JoeKim: How dare you even more
   Anubis169: 
 AngelicKnighthood: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a hole where chat sees it all
 AngelicKnighthood: Okay.
shMikeW:  Asmadi, where's the curling broom emote?
 AsmadiGames: ugh i still need to make one
shMikeW: :sweep:
 BusTed: 
 AsmadiGames: oh nice
  Sarah_Serinde: ah of course TQ has 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
  Juliamon: 
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
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 AsmadiGames: greetings and salutations
 Dog_of_Myth: Funny enough saw the Paula Deming video on Mystic Curling Club. It looks fun.
 rex_mundi_: Howdy all.
 CaptainSpam: Is this the first time LRR's done anything curling-related?
JoeKim: Paul is a dear friend
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
JoeKim: We're very excited about the video she made
 AsmadiGames: Paula and crew had an incredbly silly amount of fun playing the game
 Getter404: Wait, I thought this was going to be two streams on two days?
  Sarah_Serinde: Nope, two games today
  Sarah_Serinde: They've said so before, and it's even got a graphic with both games in the schedule
 AsmadiGames: now we just need to sneak a broom weapon card into Killer Queen
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on AFK we have a pair of sponsored streams with Mystic Curling Club & Killer Queen. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115380922763981958
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escapetabletopgames: yep two games today! They're also playing our card game Killer Queen 
shMikeW: @AsmadiGames I was a little jealous watching, they were having too much fun
  Sarah_Serinde: And we've got a command for that one too 
  Sarah_Serinde: !killerqueen
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
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 DeM0nFiRe: @escapetabletopgames Through the magic of bu-- being sponsored to play two of them
 CaptainSpam: Note that this is NOT related to the 10-player team arcade game.
KWardJenx: Special guest?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SaxPython: pffff
 AsmadiGames: very convincing costume
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 lirazel64: Ooo! Company!
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kamelion84: 
 Getter404: Hi James
 CaptainSpam: Hi, Olivia and not James!
 ShaneLeeAtk: A wild Olivia has appeared!
psychopez: Brooms out for Olivia
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Olivia
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 CaptainSpam: CURL!
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  Sarah_Serinde: !curlingclub
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 EscherichiaCole: in to this
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
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sycis_00: Olivia !! Hello Miss "Boompile" haha
 CaptainSpam: Secret?
 GhostValv: sheesh
 BusTed: hero
 CaptainSpam: Nice.
 Shadowsoflife: 
psychopez: Curling Bluesky is very excited about this game.
kamelion84: 
 GhostValv: D:
NimrodXIV: Ben you broke it
 kusinohki: meows
shMikeW: as of this morning
 Getter404: If I hadn't just backed the RtDT expansion I'd be all over this, damn
 GhostValv: that's cute af 
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 DiscordianTokkan: This rules already
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 kusinohki: fun thought - sorcerer's apprentice, but the brooms are curling sweepers...
 Getter404: Ponycorn
 AsmadiGames: ponicorn! her name is parsnip
  Sarah_Serinde: perfect name
 Dog_of_Myth: 
NimrodXIV: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing 
 SymphonySolstice: sponsor jumpscare
shMikeW: Caviar and cigarettes, well versed in etiquette?
 gibbousm: Hi, I paid you money to do stuff
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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escapetabletopgames: This is a true story
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 Dog_of_Myth: Preach it
 gibbousm: its weird seeing Olivia and it not being for Magic. Nice though
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 kusinohki: how can you have the 1 butt cheek rule if you're standing though??
  Juliamon: this isn't crokinole
NimrodXIV: ha
  Sarah_Serinde: okay, yeah, obligatory 
   LoadingReadyRun: I like the featherduster broom 
psychopez: Are they playing with the no tick rule?  
JadedCynic: bocci, shuffleboard, etc.
 AsmadiGames: all-tick rule, haha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 kusinohki: tumbling dice without the tumbling
 LordZarano: Petanque
 tehfewl: wheres the brushes?
 DeM0nFiRe:  Curling!
 Simonark: I normally never catch “Bring People From Other Countries and Explain Curling To Them” live, so this is a real treat.
 CaptainSpam: Centiinches
 PharaohBender27: Ooh, Olivia as a guest!
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 kusinohki: inchymeters??
   LoadingReadyRun: from the Kickstarter page "As much as we wanted to include tiny brooms to go swoosh-swoosh, we decided to use the concept of enchanted brooms instead."
 corpocracy: Ohhhh, interesting
 EscherichiaCole: Finally, someone found a use for the d12
 AsmadiGames: the glorious d12!
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 CaptainSpam: Respect the d12!
 Simonark: So it’s magical curling yachtzee Dice Throne golf!
JadedCynic: that hit sitcom: Third Rock from the Button
 BusTed:   
 AsmadiGames: the tiny brooms are in your mind
 PharaohBender27: 
JoeKim: They're not in the game
 adept_nekomancer: Maybe the tiny brooms were the friends we made along the way
JoeKim: It'll be DLC
 calculated_uncertainties: @JoeKim stretch goal?
 AsmadiGames: So one small setup thing: The dice should be showing 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 across the top of your Team Cards
 Simonark: Do we all get to yell Sweep a lot?
   LoadingReadyRun: Magic Mind Brooms
 PharaohBender27: 
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  Juliamon: Seems like something to reach out to Burgertokens about
 serramarkov: My mind is waaaay too filthy to have a little broom in there
 kusinohki: I'm sure BGG will have geekup bits within the year...
 Simonark: If you are delivering a stone, it’s medically called a “gleet”
 Getter404: Oh that music is *whimsical*
 AsmadiGames: let go anywhere in the circle
 saucemaster5000: Damn this looks like my jam
shMikeW: tough with no practice on the ice
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HorribleSpoopyWolverineSmoocherZ-G9wdzKTEbAiHIFE5
 AsmadiGames: learn as you go!
  Sarah_Serinde: Weird energy? At LRR?! Never...
 AsmadiGames: on the line = in the better zone!
 PharaohBender27: Hurrah for rounding up!
 AsmadiGames: That way you know which spell goes off 
 SnackPak_: ooohhhhh
 Getter404: mmawp
 Dog_of_Myth: So smart
  Juliamon: someone's mic is getting bonked
 PharaohBender27: Someone's mic is goin off a bit
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  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
JoeKim: Too much juice
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, my family would love this
 PharaohBender27: 
NimrodXIV: welp
shMikeW: got out in the frost
 DeM0nFiRe: HECK
 AsmadiGames: whatever it wound up as
 kusinohki: shaz bot
 Nigouki: is curling a swearing sport or just a YELLING VERY LOUD at rock sport?
 Shadowsoflife: darn
 AsmadiGames: curling is a yelling and drinking sport! very big beer culture
 Dog_of_Myth: @Nigouki Big yes
 SnackPak_: nice clear
shMikeW: Nice takeout.
 AsmadiGames: Has to be in the rings
JadedCynic: Professional, televised curling has to adhere to broadcast standards, but the more informal 'weekly local league' games are....saltier.  The yelling persists tho
 kusinohki: "the sun was in my eyes"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CourageousCuriousDiamondJonCarnage-XrhVVJ87m0LphCvW
waxmeltdown: asmr dice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SymphonySolstice: invoking the monarchy for better precision
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CulturedSpinelessVanillaMcaT-fqJB90hGnn9HNohz
 serramarkov: I adore curling, this looks so cool!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 🤔
 PharaohBender27: 
kamelion84: 
 AsmadiGames: 
 Tiber727: If you accidentally tap the golf ball it doesn't count. That's how golf works.
 SnackPak_: 
 AsmadiGames: good chuck woodchuck
 lamina5432: they are improving
 GhostValv: the Charles entertainment 
 tehfewl: the Chuck is Good
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HumbleRamshackleFiddleheadsTebowing-xSptwKAcSFOCMgls
JadedCynic: Drink up, Chuck and Di
 GhostValv: sheesh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Wowee
 DeM0nFiRe: oh I forgt that was an emote lol
shMikeW: It's shot as a 1.
 AsmadiGames: If you're sliding or flicking - it starts as its value
 AsmadiGames: if you roll it doesn't matter
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
 AsmadiGames: thats a crowded button
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 LurkerSpine: would the 6 not get in? or am I misunderstanding this game?
 AsmadiGames: everyone is so good
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostValv: wowie
 LurkerSpine: or is that a 9?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 AsmadiGames: is that a 6 or a 9
JadedCynic: SO Canadian! 
 Getter404: The most Canadian outcome
 PharaohBender27: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 AsmadiGames: we're playing for a $1M prize for 1st place so it's serious business
ekplayscards: We love a surprise Olivia appearance
 AsmadiGames: sponsored by tim hortons
JoeKim: i mean . . .
 DeM0nFiRe: 
JoeKim: lmaooo no
JoeKim: could you imagine though
dsavillian: @AsmadiGames can we get Tim Horton's decals for the board as a stretch goal?
NimrodXIV: curling up super cup
 Simonark: So does everyone just sound like James too?
 PharaohBender27: @Simonark I think that's you? . . .
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Mai_Andra: might as well be walking on the sun...
 AsmadiGames: Penelope has a "before the end" power
 SnackPak_: sure is
JadedCynic: Yes, he is
NimrodXIV: he is
dsavillian: surprised everyone is going for the roll style
JoeKim: kathleen has a specific power to use btw
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JoeKim: olivia is too strong
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FaithfulIronicOrangePRChase-jtoLreqIkwworI97
JoeKim: "before the end"
JoeKim: before the end started
 AsmadiGames: you can do it now
JoeKim: bonus zone = free points
JoeKim: yeah if you dont know curling, the phrasing might be confusing
 PharaohBender27: Oooh
JoeKim: kathleen has such focus
JoeKim: it takes practice
JoeKim: big hit
 Sorator13: also, it comes with so many dice! pretty dice!
 AsmadiGames: the spin out!
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 gualdhar: Witchcraft, with Kathleen around? perish the thought
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 Jillexie: Called Around the Horn
JoeKim: OR falls
JoeKim: 
JoeKim: risk it for the biscuit olivia
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ApatheticArtisticGerbilPhilosoraptor-8nfntbyGrWo1r90n
 Dog_of_Myth: Worth it
dsavillian: smash!
JoeKim: the hubris
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: HUUUUUUUUBRIS
 AsmadiGames: oh the hubris on the ice
JoeKim: who would've guessed
 BusTed: 
JoeKim: not all of us
 lamina5432: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben and Hubris, name a better combo
HungryHungry_Hobo: Has anyone seen Ben's petard?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousTenuousClipsdadAliens-TSGFViFk4PZKbeGj
 AsmadiGames: Just to note: the real production dice are well differnetiated, these are random prototypey dice we bought on amazon!
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh good to know
 AsmadiGames: There's pretty pictures of the real dice on the Kickstarter page, they're fancy pearlized ones
  BoardGaymesJames: im so jealous of this studio setup
  Sarah_Serinde: !curlingclub
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 Getter404: Do not perceive the stack.
asddsa28: she took yours
Skye_Stryke: I think kathleen took the last one as part of that stack
 JKBalch: Just tuning in, glad to see a bright Olivia among the goths
 PharaohBender27: @BoardGaymesJames It's effectively the latest iteration of the "live stream space," made possible by the recent move of Moonbase
JoeKim: yes at any point
dsavillian: I hate it when I call for a take out and my teammate throws a guard  
 AsmadiGames: and even multiple times during the end if people keep taking you out
JoeKim: if you're suddenly blanked
HungryHungry_Hobo: It's nice to see Ben upgrade his flannel to Autumn colors
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Also of 22 years of making videos and doing streams, plus community support 
 AsmadiGames: what a shot!
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Indeed 
dsavillian: get out the measuring stick!
  Juliamon: You go back and look at some of the older streams and it's like "wow, how did they manage with *that* setup"
 AsmadiGames: you roll them off if it matters
  Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon And at the time, that setup was great!
  Sarah_Serinde: It's like looking at internet videos from a decade or two ago
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JoeKim: kathleen doesnt care until she does
JoeKim: then GAME ON
PixelsCatCafe: Like watching old db when it was  just in a basement next to the wall of costumes lol
  Juliamon: also the "video game remake looks identical to what my childhood brain remembers" phenomenon
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
  Juliamon: oh man High Denglervision was a REVELATION
 Simonark: It's been SO long since he last shaved the beard off I'd forgotten what James looked like without it.
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 tyrsredritehand: Curling? I'm in!
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  Sarah_Serinde: PixelsCatCafe Juliamon all of this yes
   LoadingReadyRun: @AsmadiGames Did you experiment with different dice shapes? d4s would be tricky 
JoeKim: "smart play for smart players" is a great phrase
JoeKim: omg yes paul. it was a huge discussion
 AsmadiGames: we did! one prototype had you rolling d20s and placing d4s as guards
  Sarah_Serinde: I can imagine
  Pharmacistjudge: Kathleen wants to play Comp REL Mystic Curling
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm guessing D6s weren't as interesting
 AsmadiGames: d6s didn't tumble much
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's what I was thinking
 Sorator13: Matt has to prepare for the inevitable pumpkin carving bit on this month's LRL, after all
dsavillian: do protection spells come into play when an opponent uses a spell?
 Getter404: This is rapidly turning into the Wizard War meme
 PharaohBender27: 
dsavillian: or just when they shoot
 AsmadiGames: Yeah - that shouldve triggered the Charm
NonMint: It’s an Olivia Gobehrt Hicks!
   LoadingReadyRun: OOoooo The idea of d4s as guards is neat
 Sorator13: Ben, the one you placed needs to be a 7
NonMint: Man James has gone grey awfully quickly.
 AsmadiGames: every time!
JoeKim: its been good so far
 Cptasparagus: is Olivia in James cosplay right now?
JoeKim: no one is going murderhobo
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JadedCynic: "You can't cure stupid" -GoT
 Getter404: @JoeKim I was not aware MCC had a Vagabond class
 calculated_uncertainties: What happened to James to turn him into a beautiful Olivia shape?
 Simonark: What's really shocking is that they didn't plan this, they just both woke up in the wrong countries, yet again. James's couch is in a distant field.
rustywir3s: daaaaaaamn
 spethycakes: @Simonark ain't that just the way
JoeKim: what a shot
dsavillian: oh wow, that was a sneaky good shot
 AsmadiGames: wow, just stone frozen on the button
 DeChunkandFriends: @Simonark I have not thought about that sketch in so long
NonMint: I like James a bunch, but I’d have to think seriously about a James for Olivia trade. I need to hear where Olivia sits on the Ice Cream issue.
NonMint: James provides strong Ice Cream leadership to Canada.
JoeKim: wait does this mean i can bully olivia for the ice cream james owes me
JoeKim: 
 Getter404: If Olivia was here. Which she isn't.
rustywir3s: hwhat
  Sarah_Serinde: hmm James DOES still owe me ice cream
shMikeW: @JoeKim Can I bully Joe for the ice cream James owes Olivia?
JoeKim: wow
JoeKim: WOW
NonMint: Look if we start an ice cream run on the James bank, this whole iceconomy is going to collapse!
 spethycakes: This is a massive win for Joe
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 Getter404: Kathleen can do her charm now?
rustywir3s: disrupting the curling industry
shMikeW: yes
 AsmadiGames: someone *may* have bumped the scoreboard, scandal
 Getter404: Curse you Surface Tension
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 The_Color_Twelve: more of a bollard
 kumatsu: oh lol fancy seeing an @AsmadiGames here
 AsmadiGames: ohai 
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 NotCainNorAbel: create additional pylons
shMikeW: Nice split.
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm impressed that the team has gone from "what if no dice end up on the board" to "how many dice can we fit on the button" over the course of just a couple of rounds 
 serramarkov: If I was a Hobbit, my name would be Underfoot.
JoeKim: by the way y'all. this is also the company i work for
 Sorator13: @serramarkov pff
JoeKim: full disclosure
JoeKim: but also why i'm so hyped about it
 kumatsu: @JoeKim still wild to me that I know them outside of knowing you 
JoeKim: lolol
 HadesLeprechaun: it's a good sign that people keep forgetting their spells because the base gameplay is fun enough by itself
 Dog_of_Myth: It's a fun game, no reason to not be hyped about it @JoeKim
 AsmadiGames: they should stay the same
 Dog_of_Myth: Going to be backing this tommorrow.
 Sorator13: this is a very cool game
JoeKim: i mean . . .
 Getter404: Lemme smash. Please.
JoeKim: there was technically
 Getter404: "u want some curl?"
 SnackPak_: 
rustywir3s: Kathleen nooooo
 kumatsu: Best Smasher ribbions for PAX Unplugged, go
 spethycakes: 
NimrodXIV: nah, stretch goal
 AsmadiGames: WAS IT ME
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousExuberantWaterHoneyBadger-4U5GAOGBJWbi4gJY
 Getter404: Localized seismic event.
shMikeW: !sadtrombone
 spethycakes: Real Steve Urkel moment
 SnackPak_: Matt's classic catch phrase
 Simonark: Blame James?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sorry. I didn't mean to bump the table. From Chicago.
JoeKim: blame james
JadedCynic: "We must find out who did this!" 
 Marvoleath: #blameJames
 kumatsu: Witch powers? This powers
 Sorator13: 
JadedCynic: #BlameJames
 Dog_of_Myth: #BlameJames
 AsmadiGames: ooh we get a roll off
   LoadingReadyRun: Earthquakes happen in full size curling all the time
rustywir3s: people always ask which powers, never how is powers 😔
JoeKim: roll off against yourself
 AsmadiGames: you have to roll off against yourself
 AsmadiGames: its law
JoeKim: lmaooo
NimrodXIV: dang
 MacbethSeemsSus: one blue, two blue, red blue, blue blue wait.....
 betweenmyself: I feel it a bit premature to blame Matt at this juncture; we must launch an inquest to be certain.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
 Simonark: Id have thought they'd save the earthquake mechanic for an expansion.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KitschyEncouragingTireAMPEnergy-o0VlCYRQZviQSa00
JoeKim: throw some beers into the mix
JoeKim: like regular curling
 lamina5432: they might need some side gaurds on the score boards
shMikeW: no might about it
dsavillian: @AsmadiGames are we still referring to it as "broomstacking" in this game?
 AsmadiGames: dicestacking?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnthusiasticSmokyPartridgeUWot-KTPQdW-Y8m-QpoNX
 Simonark: In real curling, drunkenness makes it harder to stay vertical on the ice, but in moonbase gravity...
 AsmadiGames: "Broomstacking" is the tradition after a real curling game where everyone shares a drink (winners buy)
 kumatsu: Spatula City!
  RayFK: Oh damn, is that noted metalsmith Olivia Gobert-Hicks?
dsavillian: I guess it still applies if the witches have brooms
 AsmadiGames: That means your 1-2-3-4 are 1-1-1-1
JoeKim: no matt
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start
 Sorator13: "before the end" means before the first throw
JoeKim: it means on your board. turn them all to 1's
 AsmadiGames: "Before the End" means before starting the end
JoeKim: nailed it
  RayFK: Strict upgrade on the Turner scale
JoeKim: olivia is on top of it
JoeKim: WOW
 AsmadiGames: oh my
JoeKim: NICE SHOT
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
dsavillian: oh, I thought before the end was referring to the end of time
JoeKim: yall remember 45 minutes ago
JoeKim: and the chaos
 Sorator13: @JoeKim remember five minutes ago, when there was a strategic "earthquake"?
JoeKim: lolol
  RayFK: Uh ohhhh, gussssyyyy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
   LoadingReadyRun: we need a TILT sensor, like in pinball
 Sorator13: Matt's a marsupial!
 AsmadiGames: mattsupial
 MacbethSeemsSus: Very quiet "wooooo" from Matt's pouch
  RayFK: You're not at the console Ben
  RayFK: Only you will do it
JoeKim: thats cowardice
 Getter404: This year for sweeps week, Matt reveals he has a Quatto
  Sarah_Serinde: If only
 spethycakes: I used to have a Gussy emote....alas
 Sethalidos: Jordan, no
JoeKim: glad you're liking it
JoeKim: take photos
JoeKim: and videos
 AsmadiGames: watching people play this game is joy, we ran 700+ demos at Gen Con
  RayFK: Can we instead, find a smaller bar to enjoy it at MagicCon?
JoeKim: we will also be at PAX Unplugged!
 kumatsu: Lobbycon gonna get kicked out again over this like they did in Atlanta
 iris_of_ether: That's so many demos!
 AsmadiGames: we had 4 sheets running all weekend non-stop
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, this would be a hit at MagicCon and GenCon lobbies.
 AsmadiGames: gonna be great at PAX bar
dsavillian: 
dsavillian: Hogged
JoeKim: excellent guard
 Sorator13: Good stance work, Ben
 Getter404: Imagine how impressive it would be in actual curling if you somehow overlapped someone without actually bumping them
JoeKim: at that point. just curl
 saucemaster5000: @AsmadiGames that's tight (will be backing, love games like this since "catacombs")
JoeKim: lmaooo
dsavillian:  a life sized version
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah and what if they were smooth stones, and on ice!
 Toxxick: its all about the cones
 AsmadiGames: catacombs was great!
JoeKim: good shot!
JoeKim: WOWWW
 AsmadiGames: wowwww
JoeKim: BANGER
  RayFK: O
 Sorator13: woahhhh
  RayFK: I've been watching this game for 5 minutes and it seems fire
 Getter404: The Ben Buff has been engaged
JoeKim: jordan its so good
 Sorator13: @RayFK Big same
 AsmadiGames: noooo
 Dog_of_Myth: Noooo
JoeKim: i really thought she was gonna yeet it
dsavillian:  Actually hogged!!
 AsmadiGames: yeah if you dont cross the Frog line your stone gets turned into a frog and hops away
  RayFK: If this is played at MagicCon lobbies I am already seeing the rules lawyering
JoeKim: counted the chicken before it hatched
dsavillian: that's amazing
 AsmadiGames: yes
shMikeW: Sorry? What are we, Canadian? ... wait.
JoeKim: i mean. the rules are pretty self explanatory
 Sorator13: It does help if you know basic curling rules, too
 Sorator13: but not strictly necessary; I'm sure the instructions explain that background as needed
 Getter404: Yeaaaah, babies everywhere
 spethycakes: Just show them video footage of this stream
  Pharmacistjudge: But you are Canadian "James Turner"
 AsmadiGames: Sooo many 1s
JoeKim: you really did
 Geldaran: Is that how you get citizenship up there? where do I queue up?
 Sorator13: Oh, did James lose his citizenship? That's awkward.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
dsavillian: that was a crazy in-off
 spethycakes: @Sorator13 James is Olivia's grandfather?!
 Sorator13: @spethycakes James is Quebecois?!?
JoeKim: is olivia the heel?
 spethycakes: I learn so much, each and every LRR stream
   LoadingReadyRun: I love this idea of starting with the bar game where you slide quarters to get closest to the edge of the table and adding the dice and all these fun extra mechanics and cute art
 AsmadiGames: *not on the button
 spethycakes: @JoeKim no, but James is
 Simonark: In the 40s the Canadian government DID recognize the political wisdom of dead housepets, so anything is on the table.
 Getter404: Of course James  resorts to  mutually assured destruction
JoeKim: NICE
 AsmadiGames: wowww
 Sorator13: incredible
shMikeW: Casual draw the button with the hammer
   LoadingReadyRun: hammer the button!
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun ...dongle the bongle?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: Paul, next time you play this you need a camera directly over the button
 AsmadiGames: OH CANADA
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Redbassist:  
 lamina5432: canadiana
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner just in time for Olivia's victory
 BusTed: 
 Shadowsoflife:  
Mnemonicman:  
dsavillian: o7
 Sorator13:    
 SubatomicAura:  
  Sarah_Serinde: !curlingclub
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
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  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 definenull: LRR claims another american
JoeKim: we're live on kickstarter!
 Shadowsoflife: @definenull again?!
shMikeW: :mapleleaf:
JoeKim: yessss
 AsmadiGames: $50 gets you two boards for those bar spills
 saucemaster5000: Holy -- that's so reasonably priced!
JoeKim: TWO extra boards at 50
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CovertWanderingBaconEleGiggle-ybjGhTieSMevsebU
 saucemaster5000: Wow! I'm shocked at that pricing
 AsmadiGames: \o/ that was fun
JoeKim: y'all did great
 iris_of_ether: 
JoeKim: and you had a good time
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shMikeW: There wasn't enough beer spilt.
JoeKim: and honestly. so skilled at the nd
 PharaohBender27: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
JoeKim: game 2 would be nuts
 Simonark: But "By the end of it" is the start of the game, that's been established.
shMikeW: Other than that, yes you did it justice.
 definenull: !!!
 AsmadiGames: wow we're back
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh the official dice are nice and pearly
 SnackPak_: 
 spethycakes: 
 PharaohBender27: 
JoeKim: LMAO THE ADS
JoeKim: gdi
 definenull: slay?
 Redbassist: 
 BusTed: 
 DaxStrife: Gunpowder, gelatine?
  Sarah_Serinde: !killerqueen
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 SymphonySolstice: bite za dusto
 DaxStrife: Dynamite with a laser beam?
HungryHungry_Hobo: Right as Ben said "commercial" a twitch ad cut him off. Ben you have powers.
NimrodXIV: dynamite with a laser beam
 AsmadiGames: GG everyone
 PharaohBender27: It's a double kickstarter stream!? 
 calculated_uncertainties: Wait, double #sponsored? Madness!
 Dog_of_Myth: yep
  Sarah_Serinde: It is!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Moet et Chandon, in a pretty cabinet?
 foopoiuyt: I feel like this is going to be a double back.
 saucemaster5000: Ggs AsmadGames, GL with the release, know it's super hard out there with shipping/manufacturing, wish you the best
 AsmadiGames: thank you!
 AsmadiGames: excited to get cool unique games out there to people
JoeKim: come say hi to us at PAX U if you're there!
JoeKim: and play with usssss
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, going to backing this tomorrow.
 Dog_of_Myth: *to be
 kumatsu: @JoeKim even if I'm at the other end of the con again you know I'm coming to see you 
JoeKim: hahah yesss
 GhostValv: okay backed
 AsmadiGames: welcome aboard!
 PharaohBender27: Don't do much boardgaming myself, but gave a small boost to the Kickstarter based on this stream
escapetabletopgames: This looked unreal @AsmadiGames. Good luck with the campaign!
JoeKim:   
 Its_VeeBot: TODAY
 PharaohBender27: Checkpoint outta nowhere!
 AsmadiGames: thanks so much Pharaoh! And also thanks for the good words, I hope your campaign goes well too
NimrodXIV: it's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
Phazon_Kiwi: Did I just miss strem, or are they on break?
 spethycakes: @Phazon_Kiwi on break! a whole 'nother game is coming up
 Dog_of_Myth: On break and setting up for next game
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
Phazon_Kiwi: @spethycakes Oh cool, so good timing! What did they just play?
 Sorator13: @Phazon_Kiwi Mystic Curling Club, a game on kickstarter which is basically curling, with dice and spells
 Sorator13: it's VERY good
Phazon_Kiwi: Oh, that sounds neat!
 Sorator13: https://lrr.cc/curlingclub is the link
  Juliamon: !curlingclub
  LRRbot: We're playing Mystic Curling Club, a tabletop game that distills the fun of curling to flicking, sliding and rolling dice and adds magical witch brooms! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/curlingclub
 serramarkov: Next week is payday- and this is saved on my Kickstarter.
 Sorator13: kickstarter goes till Dec 2, so you have some time to come back and watch the vod if you want!
 lamina5432: bonus opening
JoeKim: bonus second opening
 PharaohBender27: Right, because Heather will need the opening for both halves
 Sorator13: your mom lets you have second opener??
 Getter404: JAMES?!
 SnackPak_: where did James go?
 MAPBoardgames: So much Arkham Horror LCG in that into
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: So good
 MAPBoardgames: I vote for AH:LCG on the longgame
 AsmadiGames: wow a second convincing cosplay incident in the same day
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 GhostValv: jumpscare!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Sorator13: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh no
NimrodXIV: man down
 Geldaran: Got 'im!
escapetabletopgames: We can't stay away!!!
 TheWriterAleph: ben's doing good crowd work tonight
 foopoiuyt: Olivia cosplaying as James cosplaying as Olivia?
JadedCynic: #TheHubris
 SymphonySolstice: guaranteed to blow your mind!
  Sarah_Serinde: !killerqueen
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HungrySwissBarracudaOptimizePrime-98GnxH5yDWtRXpH1
 SnackPak_:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigCrackyChamoisHumbleLife-qNFXH1dCuJuiemvc
TeacherSeanTV:   
 Simonark: You don’t have to outrun the lion.
 TheWriterAleph: Carrie + Jigsaw?
JadedCynic: "They're all going to laugh at you!" 
 Shadowsoflife: is she dynamite with a laser beam?
 spinebustertee: Is this... a Jojo's reference?
  Sarah_Serinde: I was 1
 62MGcobra: yay 4
 Dog_of_Myth: I was 10
 PharaohBender27: I also was 4 in late spring 1989
JadedCynic: I....was going to my junior prom in '88 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousLazyFalconPermaSmug-7aTwURdvqGGcppTS
MajorFrostbyte: Ouch. I was feeling glade I graduated from HS in 1986.
 AsmadiGames: murdermurdermurdermurder
 62MGcobra: wait spring... i am 3
escapetabletopgames: We just added a third expansion! 'Hair of the Dog' - a drinking game expansion!
   LoadingReadyRun: @escapetabletopgames Nice!
 HorusFive: And I never stopped running
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 SnackPak_: the 80s were all killers and quicksand
 AsmadiGames: in 1986 I was at a casting call for some obscure kids show called "stranger things"
 knightWarrior82: hi Paul
 MAPBoardgames: How many game designers are in this chat?
 AsmadiGames: its all game designers
escapetabletopgames: Guilty
JadedCynic: @AsmadiGames ICWYDT! 👍
 glitched_goddess: game designers all the way down
 PharaohBender27: Oh no that person no longer has a thumb!
 spethycakes: What is life, if not a constant barrage of game design?
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 MAPBoardgames: Leave it to cleaver
 NoxStryx: In-con-cleavable!
 lamina5432: that was a cleaver joke
 PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames 
 calculated_uncertainties: Cleavers are a slow weapon, you're not supposed to move.
 betweenmyself: Takin a trip to Cleaveland… *cough*
escapetabletopgames: these cleavers aren't as sharp as other cleavers
 Pal_Friendpatine: unbecleaveable
 MAPBoardgames: @calculated_uncertainties The slow cleaver cuts through the shield?
JadedCynic: @NoxStryx You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...
 MAPBoardgames: Back in MY day, they were called 'interrupts'
JadedCynic: SUBTLE!
JadedCynic: @escapetabletopgames that's impressive!
escapetabletopgames: @JadedCynic stop it we're blushing!
 NoxStryx: Is there a dynamite with a laser beam weapon?
JadedCynic: (Paul has some great atmospheric music playing, too!  )
 Getter404: James is infamously un-cheeky
 glitched_goddess: we opt in here
escapetabletopgames: You actually draw it on your next turn!
escapetabletopgames: Yep correct ben
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   LoadingReadyRun: Draw at the end of the turn is the magic player's worst enemy 
NimrodXIV: ouchies
  Juliamon: WAT
 SnackPak_: 
letsbelgo: matt
JadedCynic: WOW
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oops all cleavers
 Sorator13: 
 escapetabletopgames: no way
 betweenmyself: massive icky DEATH
hackingducks: what the actual
 HorusFive: This man is full of knives!
MajorFrostbyte: pyscho eee-eee-eee
brutusq13: He is kitted out!
 glitched_goddess: just a flesh wound
JadedCynic: now there's just a smoking pit where matt was standing
 Geldaran: you done got chopped.
 JKBalch: Matt the Blade
 Getter404: Did you just shove Matt into the Knife Closet?
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 HorusFive: While the rest were playing- Matt was studying the blade!
hackingducks: what a turn
JadedCynic: AGAIN?!?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlutenFreeSucculentGoblinWutFace-QdD5oHr16d9IOH5O
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlutenFreeSourLorisHassaanChop-SCZpOQvQgVpi1R5i
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MiniatureExuberantQueleaAsianGlow-jIo35iIUA5hbuVTo
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 AsmadiGames: welp
NimrodXIV: nice collection Matt
JadedCynic: ♫ sad trombone ♫
hackingducks: no need to axe what his hand his
JadedCynic: Matt likes to instinctually know where every weapon is...to FEEL it without looking.
 zasiah: Probably too late, but Make out Point has the no touchy symbol, right? So Kathleen probably couldn't put it back on the deck?
 escapetabletopgames: You can react before it hits your play lane
 zasiah: Oh cool!
   LoadingReadyRun: don't worry matt, we'll save you as soon as we find the cure for 4 cleavers and a manchette in the back
 glitched_goddess: @loadingreadyrun “We’re up to 3!”
T_Molitor: "Yay!"
 saucemaster5000: Every adult playing this game "Damn I have to go to makeout point... It's probably cold there can we go get desserts and sit on a couch?"
 AsmadiGames: the drawing from other players is a clever mechanic
 Stormgod519: Im sorry I just got here... OLIVIA HIIIII!!!
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 Stormgod519: Dynamite or a laserbeam?
 escapetabletopgames: drawing 6 is ROUGH
hackingducks: ri-ri-ri-ri!
 Mazrae: dang just got here and hear the name killer queen, thought of both the Queen song and the JoJo's stand
 Stormgod519: its guaranteed to blow your mind
 Orxolon: more than Matt's!?
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
Tz_BG: @Orxolon The cleavers Matt has are 1 point each
 escapetabletopgames: heads up that Makeout Point and Poison are the only plot twists that go into the play lane and are resolved next turn, all other plot twists get resolved immediately!
hackingducks: @Mazrae killer queen is also the name of an arcade game that's got a cult following.
 Orxolon: now choose 80's actor/actresses for your characters XD
goombalax: they spun that bottle too greedily and too hard
 escapetabletopgames: It comes back safe 
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 escapetabletopgames: yeah we tried that and it was b-b-b-broken
 Orxolon: i prefer butt ¡yes!
hackingducks: OOF
 escapetabletopgames: Plot Twists skip play lanes, so you just resolve them and they go straight to the discard !
 escapetabletopgames: The only plot twists that stay in the play lane are Makeout Point and Poison
 SnackPak_: so smart
 PharaohBender27: !findquote question
  LRRbot: Quote #5946: "I have questions but I don't want answers." —Cori [2019-03-26]
 Orxolon: would you rather,truth or dare,hide and seek...this are all bloomhouse movies!
 Orxolon: hahahah
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 Orxolon: *blumhouse
NimrodXIV: 
 escapetabletopgames: He does have a card in his play lane though !
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 Its_VeeBot: (Strong Bad voice) Machete'd!
 MacbethSeemsSus: yep, that's how concussions work
   LoadingReadyRun: just a little machete, he's still ok!
 PharaohBender27: PSA: Do not rely on LRR streams for medical advice
 glitched_goddess: like that one guy from AC: Valhalla who has an axe lodged in his head.
Mai_Andra: Yeah, concussions will do that...
goombalax: !card arni brokenbrow
  LRRbot: Arni Brokenbrow [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [3/3] | Haste / Boast — {1}: You may change Arni's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn.
  Pharmacistjudge: i am sure there are Machete piercings
  Pharmacistjudge: like tiny ones
NimrodXIV: care of mail time at....
 Getter404: I think that was a line in the Amazon Tick show, "It was like he was looking for a place to put his knife and kept trying it on everyone else there"
   LoadingReadyRun: pls don't send us weapons
goombalax: NOW he tells us
MajorFrostbyte: Next Mail Time, Graham, "why do we have 30 machetes?"
ChargingFurret: would customs let it through?
 escapetabletopgames: escaped!!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightFurtiveThymeStinkyCheese-LFdJlrdebG90LEso
 Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun so we can't send you anything....
JadedCynic: @goombalax it's okay; Canada Post has a delivery stoppage from a strike; your package will be returned 
goombalax: Strike's off, innit
  Sarah_Serinde: It's a rotating strike
goombalax: Just like the weapon I sent!
JadedCynic: already?  I know the union was talking about lifting the stoppage...dang, I just can't keep up on news without mail delivery 
   LoadingReadyRun: "return Machete to sender" sounds like another word for stabbing someone attacking you
  Sarah_Serinde: also they don't just mail your package back to you during a strike, it just sits in limbo until they're working again, or there's no one to take it because they're lon strike
  Sarah_Serinde: (My craftalong prize that I mailed the day before the strike is moving again, woo!)
  Sarah_Serinde: Also, solidarity
 Its_VeeBot: Delivery instructions: "Deliver into left shoulder"
goombalax: Delivery instructions: "Front Towards Enemy"
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 PharaohBender27: #Deck'sCursed
 MacbethSeemsSus: *cocks crucifix* Deck's cursed
MajorFrostbyte: Serge is the Queen?
HungryHungry_Hobo: Man can you imagine Serge but an a hole?
  Juliamon: you mean Snerge 
   LoadingReadyRun: I like the icon name "sergeSnerge"
 glitched_goddess: That one is dynamite with a laser beam
silv3r_54: guaranteed to blow your miiiind
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigNastyTurtleCharlieBitMe-slJE7eirC2hqSMUl
ChargingFurret: FREE
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
   LoadingReadyRun: This is dangerously activating their MtG player brains to try to optimize all the moves 
 escapetabletopgames: it's not looking good for Kathleen
 Its_VeeBot: Just a flesh wound
NimrodXIV: heck yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: quel supris!
 escapetabletopgames: Just go back into your hand
 Mazrae: now with hearing twisted sister im hearing "we're not gonna a take it" in my head
silv3r_54: NO! we aint gonna take it!
 escapetabletopgames: @Mazrae we try to weave music references into most of our games  psycho killer, killer queen, twisted sister etc etc
 SnackPak_: wild
 Mazrae: @escapetabletopgames love that
ghyllnox: As someone who went to Christian schools growing up... ewww
Bionull: What'd you kiss at art school?
 Cptasparagus: I got bullied in middle school and I had to move to a different one because I started bringing metal objects around with me
 escapetabletopgames: Heads up you cant play plot twists from your hand
MajorFrostbyte: Matt surveils
 escapetabletopgames: Only if you draw them from the deck or another player!
 Sorator13: is "taking" a card from the deck the same as "drawing" a card from the deck?
 escapetabletopgames: 
 escapetabletopgames: Yep from their hand 
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 escapetabletopgames: Ah that's our bad !!
 escapetabletopgames: Pauls is the correct!
ballesta25: Quadratic growth, it's not as bad as exponential
 Getter404: The next killer has logarithmic growth, after two weapons the entire table just spontaneously combusts in a blood volcano
 escapetabletopgames: Sorry I misunderstood your Copycat Killer question, anyone with a Killer queen in their hand (not their Injury Pile) can give you any card from their hand for each Killer Queen they are holding (in their hand). So they can give those Killer Queens if they wish.
 Cptasparagus: if shes James her hand is all lands right?
ChargingFurret: Clap
MajorFrostbyte: Olivia gaming!
 escapetabletopgames: Matt is cursed
ChargingFurret: matt is the character every character likes with a "good future"
 Getter404: Matt is Dewey from, well... the first *four* Screams?
   LoadingReadyRun: the delayed response groan
 EscherichiaCole: Is it me!?
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 glitched_goddess: well you could be playing with 3 acquaintances you don’t know
 glitched_goddess: “watch me fall into this hole!”
ChargingFurret: thats the most james thing I've ever heard!
HungryHungry_Hobo: If you were really James you would retire champ from Mystic Curling Club
 escapetabletopgames: Your choice!
 escapetabletopgames: Up to ben
 escapetabletopgames: cos he's a cool and good guy
 calculated_uncertainties: @HungryHungry_Hobo That's why they needed to play an entirely different sponsored stream!
   LoadingReadyRun: @escapetabletopgames is "Ben is a cool and good guy" an official ruling?
 shendaras: 
JadedCynic: Yay for normal people! 
 Lord_Hosk: Its funny to me when people say "paul is the short" and im like Paul is just over 6 foot tall, he aint short my brothers in chat.
JadedCynic: Nah; *I'm* short - 5'5" (Newfies are stunted by the harsh weather; just like our trees)
   LoadingReadyRun: The MtG Commander politics reflexes are coming on strong
 MacbethSeemsSus: Please do not bring machete into your uber
   LoadingReadyRun: @Lord_Hosk a little under 6ft, I'm afraid 
JadedCynic: Look, every uber driver I've met would be honored to drive Danny Trejo Kppa
JadedCynic: 
 KeytarCat: Te Chette
 Sorator13: Kathleen: Oh, these are terrible. Olivia: Yes. Yes they are.
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 MacbethSeemsSus: Obi-Wan voice: you want draw from my crap hand
 glitched_goddess: “thank god I’ve only got a machete lodged in me”
 Dog_of_Myth: CanCon
Skye_Stryke: If you draw a razor do you have to play all of your razors or only the ones whose colour matches?
JadedCynic: @MacbethSeemsSus No I don't! Wha - you think you some kinda Jedi or something trying to look  like Alec Guinness?  Don't you know Canadians are immune to cults of personality?!? 
 escapetabletopgames: @Skye_Stryke only the ones that are the same colour
 Getter404: And always clean up the grease on the floor before moving that large pot
 SymphonySolstice: drugs drugs drugs! some are good some are bad!
   LoadingReadyRun: Classic CanCon
 Lord_Hosk: Let me tell you all about the Avro Arrow
JadedCynic: I'm a robot - I can put my arm back on. But you can't, so play safe!
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk want some free canned soup? 
   LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic I always liked that one
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun Yup, the War Amps did well with that memorable ad 
JadedCynic: Twisted Sister?  ♫ We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it, anymore... ♫
 glitched_goddess: shoot the moon but with razors
 KeytarCat: Il peut nager sur la teeeeerrrre~
 KeytarCat: Il peut marcher dan l'eau
 Redbassist:   croissant steve
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no he got into the peanut butter
 Getter404: Now Gawr Gura?
 definenull: i still think about surskit
 Getter404: Not*
 Redbassist: Wheeler was the baby the whole time
   LoadingReadyRun: I gotta say, these the victims are not helping each other
  Juliamon: speaking of bits, the Horse Joke was going around mastodon today
ChargingFurret: ben is the character that survived the first movie, and is now getting killed in the sequel, to show that everyone is in danger
 Toxxick: mawp!
 Getter404: mawp
 lamina5432: clicking again
 escapetabletopgames: swearing encouraged
 Sorator13: mics pls
 Redbassist: Poor Michael phone
HungryHungry_Hobo: I blame the denim jacket
 definenull: you gotta make sacrifices for the drip
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   LoadingReadyRun: denim, known for it's EM interference
 PharaohBender27: @drwoogachaka Congratulations!
nobuzz: Congratulations!!!
 drwoogachaka: @LoadingReadyRun Ironically enough, I actually have worked on precisely that question in the process of my phd work....
   LoadingReadyRun: @drwoogachaka EM Interference from fabric?
 drwoogachaka: @LoadingReadyRun Yes, there's some interest in textile mounted EM meta-surfaces and we were trying to evaluate what weaves and materials worked well as substrate. Denim was one of the bases we tested
   LoadingReadyRun: SAW 15: See Saw
 drwoogachaka: @nobuzz Thanks!
 PharaohBender27: 
 RatherLargeToad: Just imagine, getting killed by a door
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  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 escapetabletopgames: @RatherLargeToad we'll include Door as a weapon in our next game
   LoadingReadyRun: Matt is cleverly running the killer out of razors! Now she is disarmed
ballesta25: @drwoogachaka How well did it work?
 drwoogachaka: @ballesta25 Decently, functionally invisible to the frequencies we cared about. Turns out the challenging part is actually printing the circuits you care about well (who knew)
ballesta25: @drwoogachaka Makes sense.  Thanks!
   LoadingReadyRun: the sisters are not considered "Killer Queens", right?
 escapetabletopgames: @LoadingReadyRun We didn't include this in these prototypes, but in the final print we'll be adding 'Villain' stickers to the Killer Queens and the two Sisters, and changing the wording of Copycat Killer to mention Villains. So yes, they will trigger Copycat Killers in the final print!
   LoadingReadyRun: interesting!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Music's got good timing
 Getter404: The highest stakes version of Old Maid ever put to film
 escapetabletopgames: that quote is going on the box
 escapetabletopgames: "this is better than eating"
JadedCynic: @escapetabletopgames the best testimonial!
  LRRbot: We're playing Killer Queen, a new standalone horror card game coming soon from the makers of Psycho Killer! Check out their Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/killerqueen
 Getter404: Flip! That! Table!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazingCallousWalrusTwitchRPG-Nj7PaeT9odMz8dM0
 definenull: my brain hurts
 RatherLargeToad: Third base!
ChargingFurret: i think it depends on what matt's final card is
ChargingFurret: oh never mind
 escapetabletopgames: Yep exactly ben
 escapetabletopgames: Olivia that was a toughie
 Getter404: An unintentional Dead By Daylight card game
 Getter404: Just all the Looping
 Redbassist: ooowee
   LoadingReadyRun: mat's body blocked the door and let everyone else escape
 PharaohBender27: 
 Redbassist:   
HungryHungry_Hobo: And now to complete the James parody you must retire from AFK
 escapetabletopgames: wow sweet visuals
   LoadingReadyRun: cool compact game to travel with (take it to camp!)
 escapetabletopgames: thank YOU!
 questionablchoices: love her
 PharaohBender27: 
 lamina5432: So I missed it what happened to James?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Legally distinct James Turner
 questionablchoices: thank you all!!!
 Redbassist: Cool folks get to do cool things
KWardJenx: This was awesome! Great games
 PharaohBender27: @lamina5432 He took great lengths to cosplay as Olivia 
 lamina5432: @lamina5432 o7
 Getter404: C. Viper, who is apparently a John Cena fan?
 CaptainSpam: Cathy Viper.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Sorator13: I'm very excited for Judge's Tower
 Redbassist: Dat Dan Dan
 Redbassist: 
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 questionablchoices: i m so happy to see olivia here
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 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/LXopAtE.png
 iris_of_ether: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 lamina5432: gnight
 Redbassist:   
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 escapetabletopgames: night guys! that was fun!
 PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk 
KWardJenx: Just a great stream. Thank you! And always wonderful to see Olivia
 Orxolon: good night every1
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!  Here's hoping we didn't completely alienate your sponsors! 
 Orxolon: thx 4 the stream
 DeM0nFiRe: @Lord_Hosk 
 Redbassist: Just a completely normal James picture
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