LRRbot: Vanquish the Foul [5W] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. Scry 1.
LRRbot: Swerve [UR] | Instant | Change the target of target spell with a single target.
Juliamon: !cardview off
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Juliamon: No cheaties!
v_nome: A little cheaties, as a treaties?
Decaped: The Professor said I could have notes
SquareDotCube: @v_nome cheaties no, Cheetos yes
BITs19_: imagine; acorn judge's tower
v_nome: I can work with that. *touches all the cards with cheeto fingers*
BITs19_: !findquote judge
LRRbot: Quote #1799: "Don't judge me I'm a mother!" —Kathleen [2016-02-13]
DigitalSeahorse:
quack
DigitalSeahorse: trying some new to me flat ramen noodles
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't add enough flavoring
Decaped: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #7280: "I thought nachos were a vessel for cheese, turns out they were a vessel for friendship." —Serge [2020-10-10]
letfireraindown: !next
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345tom: In this episode of judges tower: will Wheeler concuss himself again
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: hmm maybe I'll add some ginger
imperial_fps: !schedule
cmdrud87: !next
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ihlendrax: !box
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powerflapjack: (bangs fork and knife on table) con-tent con-tent con-tent
Decaped: !coin
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I heard we're judging a tower in here tonight?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: or building a tower of judges?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i can never remember which
r10pez10: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
powerflapjack: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan we're seeing if we can stack beej, wheeler, serge, and nelson
BITs19_: !wuote
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ahh yes i always get it confused
BITs19_: !quote
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Fruan: No one ever talks about Judge's Basement
bytecaster: Any bets on who is gonna take the most psychic damage?
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@Fruan 
LSRubin: Aaron Judge is a very tall man but i don't know that he merits his own Magic: The Gathering format tbh
KickAssKanuck: who are these Dan’s and why haven’t they been a regular on the show?
DeM0nFiRe: Judge's Loft
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Judge's Studio(apartment)
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definenull: oh its shared deck night!
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stnrwzrd: !quote wheeler
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bytecaster: So who has priority?
r10pez10: oh wow four player
Diabore: 3 judges, 1 tower, and alex
SnackPak_: hi Paul
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hello
definenull: hey you forgot the mr mimes
DeM0nFiRe:
IanAllenBird: what's up chat I've had 2 vaccines and 2 hours of sleep today
UnknownFriday: I'll take that.
googoltudoris: i'm important!
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lamina5432: I think bartlebee might be more important than us
NonjaBiru: What about Dry Hootie in the back?
BITs19_: beej is here? to represent a superjudge?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @DrLigmaPhD remember MySpace? top 8 was a big deal!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
googoltudoris: thank you for having me, it's great to be here
Dog_of_Myth: He's not wrong chat
Kentosaurus: wheeler do you carry change?
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: does that actually work
DrLigmaPhD: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff I'm 27 so... no
definenull: wait really?
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Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 it does
sephyhallow: LAWD
artdecosunburn: Das ist schrecklich.
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definenull: nuff said
matthaus_c: man's got segues tonight
r10pez10: das segue so smoothen
UtilityPunk: Wheeler's zipping by on the coolest segways tonight
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Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Fruan: I picked up some new Dragon Shields yeserday, and I can't stop touching them the feel is so nice.
calculated_uncertainties: Aww, he misses us!
definenull: excellent!
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: friday night sleepover
Dog_of_Myth: True
r10pez10: yeah smart
DeM0nFiRe:
Frostwriter111: How dare you be so accurate in your insults!
DrLigmaPhD: Excuse you, I'd be worse than the worst
googoltudoris: paul could you blow a raspberry at wheeler for me please?
sephyhallow: oh wow yeah he punchy
definenull: !decklist
LoadingReadyRun:
I can still see you 
UtilityPunk: Chat would help you lose faster
nymistrya: Its true, I learned all the rules from watching some guy named Wheeler stream so im pretty bad
ShaneLeeAtk: We are seen!
DigitalSeahorse:
hi Paul 
matthaus_c:
um actually-ing each other is arguably the point 
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sephyhallow: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah but chat doesn't have beef with you, Paul
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r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] I'm glad I can't read what Twitch chat is saying.
LRRbot: New quote #9410: "I'm glad I can't read what Twitch chat is saying." —Wheeler [2025-10-17]
wedge_x: more like 'yes, actually'
Diabore: hehe, stack
niccus: 52 pickup (advanced)
Decaped: What happens if there's a loop?
seanwbruno: I have heeded the call from Mastodon. Tower time!
definenull: MAWP
VinylMinty: MIC 5
VinylMinty: nvm
gualdhar: mawp
Dog_of_Myth: mwap
TheBorzoi: I've played this before but the version I played, you have 40 life but it resets at end step.
DigitalSeahorse: mic 5
Korolan: Yikes.
googoltudoris: crackly!
VinylMinty: Was some crackling going on we good
r10pez10: paul got it
lamina5432: that was some bad clicking did a mic drop?
hd_dabnado: ow
knightWarrior82 watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
:)
Diabore: WAT???
calculated_uncertainties: RIP headphones.
definenull: three this time?!?
calculated_uncertainties: mic 3 is the new mic 5.
definenull: betrayal!
Juliamon: I forget which one Matt had the other day?
glitched_goddess: old man yells and clouds.jpg
sephyhallow: Serge stay still now
Drum0_0: You’re on thin ice serge
definenull: its for the best, honestly
calculated_uncertainties: Mic 3 needs some love.
Mai_Andra:
Yeah, Serge. Keep it outside your pants. 
notthepenguins: that would be enough of a reason on its own tbh
RatherLargeToad: because we’re a bunch of narcs
RockPusher:
ooga chakka
lamina5432: send the players luck
r10pez10: time to play some really tense classical music i guess
rosesmcgee: What if someone calling out the violation is wrong? Do they lose instead?
Hadouken_lol_catz: Lmao serge is about to tell on himself lol
calculated_uncertainties: I think that's the same one from Sponsored stream issues.
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Fruan: My judge level is -1
LightspeedSloth: If you miss a trigger, do you die in real life?
LRRbot: Soldevi Golem [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may untap target tapped creature an opponent controls. If you do, untap this creature.
definenull: oh god that is too many words
sephyhallow: RAW but also house rules, because
r10pez10: the hell is that
tycho_nova:
@DigitalSeahorse yo i recognize those emotes 
johnnylongtorso: don't do what Donnie Don't does
definenull: inb4 they mix in the dandan cards in there
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
r10pez10: lmao
LRRbot: Celestial Purge [1W] | Instant | Exile target black or red permanent.
Drum0_0: Are they gonna play with hands revealed?
definenull: i'm interested if this will last one turn cycle
LRRbot: Nephalia Smuggler [U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | {3}{U}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
LRRbot: Lys Alana Bowmaster [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [2/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may have this creature deal 2 damage to target creature with flying.
LRRbot: Skybind [3WW] | Enchantment | Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, exile target nonenchantment permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
imperial_fps: what is judges tower?
LRRbot: Annul [U] | Instant | Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
definenull: LOL
SnackPak_: o7
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: o7
Frostwriter111: oh no
DeM0nFiRe:
gualdhar: woof
MrSarkhan: F
UtilityPunk: The only format where you want your spells countered
RockPusher:
tycho_nova:
brutal
sephyhallow: oh I've just realised this is going to get more and more complicated as they go along and have more creatures on the board
xantos69: I love this game
whitefirecomix: We need a sad skull muffin for the death icon
jacqui_lantern234:
hey nerds! hope yall know that youre loved more than you could ever imagine! 
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: oofa
LRRbot: Controvert [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Recover {2}{U}{U}
r10pez10: absolute carnage
ShaneLeeAtk: Build a Judge's Tower with all vanilla creatures, just for kicks
definenull: i love this game
Pin3c0n3: is there a command to get the decklist to the tower
LRRbot: Jötun Grunt [1W] | Creature — Giant Soldier [4/4] | Cumulative upkeep—Put two cards from a single graveyard on the bottom of their owner's library.
LRRbot: Vanquish the Foul [5W] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. Scry 1.
Juliamon: Pin3c0n3 Not currently, sorry
Pin3c0n3: you’re ok
the_garfielf: ive always been of the opinion judges tower makes more sense played hands up
MTGRanger: @ShaneLeeAtk first Judge's Tower to lose by milling out
Frostwriter111: Yeah, hands should be face up so they can catch each others' missed spells?
r10pez10: are they gonna get a game three tonight?
anactualheehaw: thanks for doing this it is so wild and fun to watch!
definenull: !card perilous research
LRRbot: Perilous Research [1U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then sacrifice a permanent.
LRRbot: Perilous Research [1U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then sacrifice a permanent.
LRRbot: All Suns' Dawn [4G] | Sorcery | For each color, return up to one target card of that color from your graveyard to your hand. Exile All Suns' Dawn.
definenull: OH NO
A_Dub888: hello friends, how tower is the judge today?
matthaus_c: ohhhhh no
LRRbot: Sightless Brawler [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Bestow {4}{W} / This creature can't attack alone. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and can't attack alone.
definenull: OH NO
LRRbot: Savor the Moment [1UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.
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LRRbot: Krosan Grip [2G] | Instant | Split second / Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
BITs19_: my mind is melting and I'm not even playing...
r10pez10: the best to ever do it
tycho_nova: this is godlike
LRRbot: Zoologist [3G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {3}{G}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
Zyzallar: wait how does he have so much mana?
northos: this must be the least happy Wheeler has ever been to take an extra turn
DeM0nFiRe:
ArdCollider: @Zyzallar infinite mana
LRRbot: Elder Land Wurm [4WWW] | Creature — Dragon Wurm [5/5] | Defender, trample / When this creature blocks, it loses defender.
Rodzos:
Hi 
johnnylongtorso: @Zyzallar players have infinite mana and life
northos: @Zyzallar everyone has infinite mana per the game/format rules
UtilityPunk: @Zyzallar Judge's tower is infinite mana, infinite life. You lose if you make a rules mistake
tycho_nova: @Zyzallar this is judge's tower, everything casts for free and the only way to lose is by getting the rules wrong
LRRbot: Grimoire of the Dead [4] | Legendary Artifact | {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Put a study counter on Grimoire of the Dead. / {T}, Remove three study counters from Grimoire of the Dead and sacrifice it: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. They're black Zombies in addition to their other colors and types.
LRRbot: Halt Order [2U] | Instant | Counter target artifact spell. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: that wurm is weird
Zyzallar:
ahhh ok ty chat 
definenull: XD
Dog_of_Myth:
Frostwriter111: graveyard order strikes again!
the_garfielf: graveyard order classic
LRRbot: Stern Mentor [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{T}: Target player mills two cards."
LRRbot: Even the Odds [2W] | Instant | Cast this spell only if you control fewer creatures than each opponent. / Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
DMGlol:
doesn't nelson have 0 
HadesLeprechaun: nelson is dead
DMGlol: oh
LRRbot: Grisly Transformation [2B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature has intimidate.
key_wardens: loool
northos: I really hope there are miracle cards in here somewhere
definenull: divination is so punishing in judges tower
hd_dabnado: does this tower have miracle?
LRRbot: Processor Assault [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. / Processor Assault deals 5 damage to target creature.
matthaus_c: oh boy
niccus: absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone
the_garfielf: wrong
definenull: oops
asthanius: token hits the yard, right?
tycho_nova:
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: so close
NotCainNorAbel:
DeM0nFiRe: This is so fun
A_Dub888: !card rules lawyer
LRRbot: Rules Lawyer [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor [1/1] | State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control.
bbblehh: did alex do stern mentor's soulbond? i think you can technically soulbond with other player's creatures
ChunkySurprises: graveyard order is an insidious killer
MTGRanger:
@asthanius well it seems to not matter 
A_Dub888: @DeM0nFiRe you’re fun
owangel1: It's funny that the actual magic judges have been eliminated first
Mr_Horrible: "When do things go away?" a surprisingly hard question to answer with precision in Magic The Gathering
LRRbot: Grim Flowering [5G] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature card in your graveyard.
Delmsh: Doesn't the turn still finish?
LRRbot: Hanabi Blast [1RR] | Instant | Hanabi Blast deals 2 damage to any target. Return Hanabi Blast to its owner's hand, then discard a card at random.
northos: technically, when a player leaves the game on their own turn, their turn continues but the next player is the active player
definenull: i have never seen someone be so afraid to draw a card
LRRbot: Daring Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target permanent an opponent controls that shares a card type with it.
Kentosaurus: I'm on the edge of my seat
definenull: !!!!
definenull:
LRRbot: Momentary Blink [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Flashback {3}{U}
345tom: Theres so many weird modern effects, like this won't have Day and Night etc. Would love to see the gang make a new version
LRRbot: Dark Betrayal [B] | Instant | Destroy target black creature.
Dog_of_Myth: o7
DeM0nFiRe:
Decaped: Do judges even have levels anymore?
johnnylongtorso: Wheeler is the Crypt Keeper tonight
northos:
handicap of 1 additional card per game win? 
r10pez10: add a card when you win a game
r10pez10: yeah lol
345tom: @northos Was going to suggest this
definenull: i half-want beej to be in on this (consenting, of course)
LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
MTGRanger: @r10pez10 Become the monarch, make it more fun
LRRbot: Impromptu Raid [3{R/G}] | Enchantment | {2}{R/G}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it isn't a creature card, put it into your graveyard. Otherwise, put that card onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Chain of Plasma [1R] | Instant | Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
r10pez10: this is a really good way to see some weird cards
calculated_uncertainties: who won game 2?
ArdCollider: wheeler
Mr_Horrible: if Impromptu Raid is so good where's Impromthree Raid?
Delmsh: card needs to be in graveyard
Delmsh: because the other one is a copy
glitched_goddess: it’s like the chain of smoke thing
LRRbot: Gainsay [1U] | Instant | Counter target blue spell.
northos: yeah, Chain should have been binned after the first discard, but they missed it
definenull: OH NO
Decaped: good catch northos
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Civilized Scholar [2U] (back: Homicidal Brute) | Creature — Human Advisor [0/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If a creature card is discarded this way, untap this creature, then transform it.
MTGRanger: oh this is GOOOD
tycho_nova:
northos: now THIS is podracing
DreamyPants: Is there a rule that you only have to activate abilities 1/turn?
LRRbot: Safehold Duo [3{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Warrior Shaman [2/4] | Whenever you cast a green spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Whenever you cast a white spell, this creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
r10pez10: depends on the house
sephyhallow: This is insane, I love it
NotCainNorAbel: This is where I believe that the Beej version of the magic steps is more real
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MTGRanger: @DreamyPants I believe that is the case here
LRRbot: Fork [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.
niccus: @DreamyPants it's the minimum, usually it's not advantageous to dip further but you technically can
UtilityPunk: @DreamyPants Yeah, houseruled so you only /have/ to activate once a turn
UtilityPunk: You can do more if you want
LRRbot: Izzet Chronarch [3UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
definenull: uh oh
A_Dub888: oh heck
HadesLeprechaun: can probably point out missed rules after a round ends, but I believe the rule of Judges Tower is that the other players need to catch it for a player to be eliminated
r10pez10: it's an art piece about clear communication, really
LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
LoadingReadyRun: @Delmsh but don't the copies go first, so the card doesn't go to the graveyard until the copies have resolved?
LRRbot: Inspiration [3U] | Instant | Target player draws two cards.
DeM0nFiRe:
tycho_nova:
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 real "You didn't specify to remove the lid from the peanut butter jar, so you failed to make the sandwich" hours
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Delmsh: its copies on resoulution
Delmsh: so the card needs to be resolved, and thus in the graveyard
definenull: this is just escalation
bytecaster: This is great!
LRRbot: Sudden Disappearance [5W] | Sorcery | Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
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northos: @LoadingReadyRun the original spell creates the copy on the stack, then resolves and goes to the graveyard, then players get a chance to respond to the copy
LRRbot: Second Guess [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell that's the second spell cast this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: interesting!
definenull: "correct."
tycho_nova:
r10pez10: wait what
LRRbot: Messenger Falcons [2{G/U}W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card.
GazzyInferno: oh, good play(?)
Sogheim: this game hurts my head a bit
r10pez10: that's a card?
VinylMinty: Wait isnt the dual card two spells?
LRRbot: Essence Scatter [1U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell.
DigitalSeahorse: bweh, note to self: ginger noodles must be eaten while still hot
LRRbot: Pure Reflection [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a creature spell, destroy all Reflections. Then that player creates an X/X white Reflection creature token, where X is the mana value of that spell.
sephyhallow: feels like the easiest way to do this is to play it like Uno and try to have as few cards as possible so you can keep abreast of what's meant to be happening
tycho_nova:
nooo
pn55:
BITs19_: my brain hurts
CrossXhunteR: surely they never made reflection tokens
r10pez10: basically yeah sephy
definenull: oh wait everyone survived a turn cycle!
DigitalSeahorse: table friend
VinylMinty: Shouldnt nelson be dead cos he didnt counter the second spell on the split card?
LRRbot: Aura Graft [1U] | Instant | Gain control of target Aura that's attached to a permanent. Attach it to another permanent it can enchant.
sephyhallow: oh fuck anything that produces tokens is a nightmare
northos: @VinylMinty fusing is only one spell, not two separate ones
TheBorzoi: The rules allow you to use anything to represent a token, as long as all players are aware of what it is.
LRRbot: Shelter [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Draw a card.
the_garfielf: missed a trigger
definenull: OOF
DeM0nFiRe: We decided to schedule our impromptu raids, it just made it more convenient for everyone
CrossXhunteR: heckin cast triggers
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Mind Raker [3B] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/3] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
tycho_nova: @DeM0nFiRe +50 DKP
hd_dabnado: devoid is so cruel
LRRbot: Zameck Guildmage [GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/2] | {G}{U}: This turn, each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / {G}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
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hd_dabnado: aaaaaa
definenull:
tycho_nova:
Sogheim: it feels like a trap
northos: oh noooo, poor Alex
UtilityPunk: Lol, activation trap
Mr_Horrible: does that mean Alex would technically need to activate the first ability?
Decaped: Reflections are nice cause it's the enchantment's controller does everything
definenull: i'm so glad I can't hear thoughts
northos: @Mr_Horrible he needs to activate it once the Guildmage resolves, even if he has no other creatures
GazzyInferno: alex currently playing minesweeper
DeM0nFiRe:
ElektroTal: they're playing dandan as judges tower?
definenull: camera plz
LRRbot: Welcome to the Fold [2UU] | Sorcery | Madness {X}{U}{U} / Gain control of target creature if its toughness is 2 or less. If this spell's madness cost was paid, instead gain control of that creature if its toughness is X or less.
r10pez10: god i wish shivam
LRRbot: Howlgeist [5G] | Creature — Spirit Wolf [4/2] | Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it. / Undying
Juliamon: dandan is later
LRRbot: Stratus Walk [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature has flying. / Enchanted creature can block only creatures with flying.
LRRbot: Taurean Mauler [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
345tom: Should the Madness card not have been cast
Welbog: The rules don't say you need to read the cards correctly.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
definenull:
uh oh changeling
Mindfire13: Mauler's a reflection
A_Dub888: !findquote read card
LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
DigitalSeahorse: destroy and recreate
Frostwriter111: reading the card 6 times explains the card 6 times
r10pez10: oh yeah fuck
tycho_nova: @345tom it wasn't discarded, just put into the graveyard
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reading the card six times explains the card.
hd_dabnado: *reads card six times* oh im dead
Desruprot: @Welbog it wont be explained well if not read correctly
LRRbot: Fractured Loyalty [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller gains control of that creature.
johnnylongtorso: has anyone ever made the Professor play this?
gualdhar: isn't Taurean Mauler also a reflection, or do reflections only mean the tokens?
nic_nax96: This is their chance to beat wheeler
xantos69: This is amazing and I am so happy to be here.
Xafty: i wonder how much of a clusterfuck this format would be in yugioh
DeM0nFiRe: wowee
ChunkySurprises: nelson sounded like he was trying to convince himself
345tom: @tycho_nova TY forgot madness was discard not enters graveyard
Desruprot: @hd_dabnado when you read with your eyes instead of your mind
UtilityPunk: Hehe, Wheeler getting away with it
northos: to be clear to chat: yes, mauler is a reflection, so it will be destroyed on the NEXT "destroy all reflections" because it's a cast trigger and the Mauler wasn't in play yet for its own trigger
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Welbog: Gottem
tycho_nova: @345tom yeah np, i was confused for a bit too
Dog_of_Myth:
GazzyInferno: wheeler finally got got
CrossXhunteR: controller, or owner
PorpoisesUnknown: laughs in borborygmos
Yrefe:
wheeler got got by himself, great
thedre24: wouldnt the mule be destoryed since its any creature type so making it a reflection
LRRbot: Pharika's Mender [3BG] | Creature — Gorgon [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
CrossXhunteR: @thedre24 it wasnt in play yet when that trigger resolved
DigitalSeahorse: makes me wish my head didn't zone out on fast magic talk, I play slow when I play
thedre24: @CrossXhunteR ah i see
DigitalSeahorse: not often enough to git gud
e_bloc: I musn't
LRRbot: Welcome to the Fold [2UU] | Sorcery | Madness {X}{U}{U} / Gain control of target creature if its toughness is 2 or less. If this spell's madness cost was paid, instead gain control of that creature if its toughness is X or less.
definenull: choosing targets first?
asthanius: need to choose a target first, yeah
asthanius: but does he realize, is the question
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
stnrwzrd: @e_bloc blazing saddles reference
definenull: o7
hd_dabnado: oof
A_Dub888: was going to ask
MrSarkhan: o7
PorpoisesUnknown: rip
Desruprot: a judge won the judge tower
r10pez10: this tower is laser-focused huh
ElektroTal: judges tower is the most pernicious, pedantic format. i love watching but will never play, lol
Korolan: Same Page Shivam
Korolan: This is fun to watch. I will not be playing
asthanius: I don't think so, because it's still resolving, right?
HadesLeprechaun: because the chain has to resolve, in the graveyard, discard, then copy
LRRbot: Chain of Plasma [1R] | Instant | Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
e_bloc: "fun"
matthaus_c: you can't put the copy on the stack until the original is in the graveyard, right?
Drum0_0: Since wheeler milled the cards should they be exiled when he left the game?
TheBorzoi: Chain of Plasma needs to resolve before it hits the person.
definenull: learning is fun!
tycho_nova:
DeM0nFiRe:
stnrwzrd: @Drum0_0 yeah, but they said it's too much effort
r10pez10: why, does wheeler like chain of smog or something
Dog_of_Myth:
Delmsh: Noooo Wheeler please
termi385: but the first discard should be below, no?
hidingbox: We just want to talk!
CrossXhunteR: wheeler's just asking questions
freesh_avoca_do: they get a "no prize"
e_bloc: it was 'seabats'
DigitalSeahorse:
Drum0_0: @stnrwzrd thanks
northos: @termi385 correct
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niccus: imagining a version of this without state-based actions where you have to keep track of tokens and copies going to different zones
twistedsylvan: just wanna talk to him
NotCainNorAbel: It was James_LRR
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PorpoisesUnknown: no snitches
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Kentosaurus: o7
Decaped: Judge: northos caught it first XD
ElektroTal: and you'll cry if you want to
matthaus_c:
@Decaped delmsh caught it first
dabudder: oh *this* is one of the weird ones
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: today is your upkeep ba-dum baadumbadum
DeM0nFiRe: Activate Impromptu R-- no, it's gone it can't hurt us anymore
robert97dj:
northos:
somebody check Serge's hand 
definenull: ooh little buddy!
A_Dub888: Peri!
LRRbot: Possessed Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Horror [3/3] | Trample / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target green creature."
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I...passsssss...my.........turn....... and....it......becomes.......Wheeler's......turn.
definenull: why is threshold in here?!? XD
r10pez10: oh colour effects
LRRbot: Temporary Insanity [3R] | Instant | Untap target creature with power less than the number of cards in your graveyard and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
ElektroTal: 1 is not less than 1?
the_garfielf: it doesnt have less power?
asthanius: ???
dabudder: uh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Less than, not less than or equal to.
asthanius: Math?
matthaus_c: they didn't catch it!
Welbog: Serge died
Frostwriter111: 1 < 1 ?
stnrwzrd: yeah what
DeM0nFiRe: If they dont catch it it doesnt count
r10pez10: if no one catches it no one catches it
stnrwzrd: serge dead
Yrefe: serge mortis
definenull: OH DEAR
ElektroTal: serge you died
Delmsh: Serge escapes yet again
345tom: I like Paul telling them after how they should have died
niccus: deaths dodged: 1
DreamyPants: serge got away with one, it happens
LRRbot: Past in Flames [3R] | Sorcery | Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {4}{R}
DeM0nFiRe: They cannot see chat, because the point is for the players to catch each other
asthanius: victory from the jaws of defeat
r10pez10: they've hidden chat too
LariatWest: Serge died as he lived: offbyOne
UtilityPunk: @DeM0nFiRe ^ this. You deal 'damage' by catching your pals
nic_nax96: @ElektroTal chat is hidden
ElektroTal: nooooo
matthaus_c:
this is Serge's /second/ dodged death
ElektroTal: all of my pithy commentary!
definenull: it's for the best that chat is hidden
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
the_garfielf: all are dead
asthanius: oh?
LoadingReadyRun:
I'll let them know if it's a good one 
stnrwzrd: both creatures go to wheeler's hand
matthaus_c: @ElektroTal would be delightful to see you at a judge's tower table
Delmsh: Thank you Paul o7
A_Dub888: @ElektroTal chat appreciates your pith
tycho_nova:
definenull: you did it nelly!
twistedsylvan: so was Serge being cagey because you have to cast an Instant the moment it becomes possible to resolve?
LRRbot: Idle Thoughts [3U] | Enchantment | {2}: Draw a card if you have no cards in hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Immortal Coil [2BB] | Artifact | {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card. / If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way. / When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.
DragonMZ: and Nelson loses
Mustang_Redcloak:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh god
hd_dabnado: nelly got some really rough cards
definenull: WHAT
LRRbot: Barbarian Ring | Land | {T}: Add {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
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DragonMZ: Idle Thoughts doesnt require having no cards in hand to draw correct?
DragonMZ: err to activate
wrapscalion: Idle thoughts is just the flying toaster screensaver
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
tycho_nova: imagine if mana burn was still around too
CrossXhunteR: our card, comrade
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Betrayal [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, you draw a card.
MTGRanger: @tycho_nova there is that one enchantment that adds it back in
matthaus_c: if you have idle thoughts in play you get a free mistake
johnnylongtorso: is this your card? NO IT'S MINE
e_bloc: serge gets two mulligans, off by one
CrossXhunteR: is this a replacement effect
the_garfielf: idle thoughts can be activated even if you have a card in hand
DragonMZ: look at the colon on idle thoughts nelson
LRRbot: Hedron-Field Purists [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [0/3] | Level up {2}{W} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/4 / If a source would deal damage to you or a creature you control, prevent 1 of that damage. / LEVEL 5+ / 2/5 / If a source would deal damage to you or a creature you control, prevent 2 of that damage.
the_garfielf: nelson also loses :3
definenull: everyone's not taking damage
ElektroTal: god, every card is a specific box of bullshit, eh?
nic_nax96: Chat is hidden from them. Damage does not cause you to lose in judg'e tower so it does not matter
Welbog: This pile of cards is wonderful.
e_bloc: but what if chess clocks
LRRbot: Possessed Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Horror [3/3] | Trample / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target green creature."
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
asthanius: oh no
definenull: uh oh
twistedsylvan: so I guess games like this is why a computer can't be programmed to play MtG Perfectly, huh?
dabudder: oh fuck
asthanius: past in flames is BACK BABY
tycho_nova: @nic_nax96 no, but missing the "prevent that damage" ability does
r10pez10: no
e_bloc: oh dear god
hd_dabnado: oh no that past in flames is coming back
definenull: i give up
NotCainNorAbel: @e_bloc Judges Tower with a chess clock would cause heart attacks.
QuoteSF: Oh god the past in flames
hd_dabnado: if wheeler was kind he would just bring back past in flames each time
e_bloc: @NotCainNorAbel so you're saying it would be more exciting
DigitalSeahorse: I've also noticed there's no mana in this that I can see
LoadingReadyRun: really love those Processors
idontgetmyrealname: @DigitalSeahorse infinite mana in judge's tower
tycho_nova: @DigitalSeahorse yes players have infinite mana
NotCainNorAbel:
@e_bloc Yes, I'm saying I want to see it next week
matthaus_c:
hey, barbie ring is mana
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: neato
twistedsylvan: What is the Beejlander equivalent of Judge's Tower?
MTGRanger: @matthaus_c Nelson has infinite + 1 mana!
e_bloc: Nelson is on the hardest mode
johnnylongtorso: okay! great!
the_garfielf: nelson is so dead from this idle thoughts colon
definenull: MEANIE
r10pez10: that's so mean
DigitalSeahorse:
MTGRanger: @definenull GY's empty so it's *probably* fine
Desruprot: so if May is Must, with Chain Lightning does it have to continue until targetted players no longer have hands?
8000power: Why Didn't Nelson loose from empty graveyard?
8000power: lose*
DigitalSeahorse: thanks, eldrazi
matthaus_c: @8000power they're ignoring that ability
ChunkySurprises: this judge's tower is a piece of art
idontgetmyrealname: immortal coil activation on the land ping?
Frostwriter111: @Desruprot You only have to do repeatable things once
LRRbot: Felhide Spiritbinder [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [3/4] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of another target creature, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
termi385: @8000power sharpied out
LRRbot: Murk Strider [3U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/2] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.
Desruprot: @Frostwriter111 oh good to know
stnrwzrd: @the_garfielf only can activate when no cards in hand
the_garfielf: @stnrwzrd reread the card
345tom: As its a shared graveyard, dont they all just own every card?
r10pez10: eldrazi hanging out in the judge's tower that messes with your mind is pretty flavourful
CardboardHorde: @stnrwzrd You can activate, you just won't draw a card.
LRRbot: Down // Dirty | Down [3B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. / Fuse // Dirty [2G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Fuse
stnrwzrd: @CardboardHorde ahh "if"
LRRbot: Graven Dominator [4WW] | Creature — Gargoyle [4/4] | Flying / Haunt / When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, each other creature has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.
HadesLeprechaun: did he technically need to declare those targets before drawing his card?
LRRbot: Immortal Coil [2BB] | Artifact | {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card. / If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way. / When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.
LRRbot: Corpse Hauler [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
definenull: Nelly is doing so good
NotCainNorAbel: That's a lot of cards in front of Nelly
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: There should be an alt win con where you win if you have the city's blessing
LRRbot: Groundling Pouncer [1{G/U}] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | {G/U}: This creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Activate only once each turn and only if an opponent controls a creature with flying.
UtilityPunk: Hehe, Graven Dominator didn't haunt. Tbf, it was missed flavor text, not a rules mistake
LRRbot: Rescue from the Underworld [4B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Choose target creature card in your graveyard. Return that card and the sacrificed card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of your next upkeep. Exile Rescue from the Underworld.
UtilityPunk: *reminder text
e_bloc: there are fates worse than death in judge's tower
e_bloc: sometimes death is a mercy
trainpants: like being alive in judge's tower
stnrwzrd: can it target the sacrificed creature?
googoltudoris: @definenull or if you're the monarch for two consecutive turns
the_tutorial_boss: i step away for a SECOND and i see this
goombalax: @stnrwzrd you need to choose targets before paying costs
TabbyLavalamp: Well, that answers my Corpse Hauler question.
r10pez10: oh yeah multiple counters
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
LRRbot: Beck // Call | Beck [GU] | Sorcery | Whenever a creature enters this turn, you may draw a card. / Fuse // Call [4WU] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Fuse
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r10pez10: judge's tower 100% a sometimes food
DeM0nFiRe: Just curious, in multiplayer judge's tower, are dead players allowed to call out errors? (I assume house rule decides)
matthaus_c: very much house rule decides
HadesLeprechaun: they have been, so house rule yes in this group
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
CrossXhunteR: wait, did he cast a spell during the resolution of another spell?
googoltudoris: imo more shit-talking is usually more fun
CrossXhunteR: oh, i see how beck works
LRRbot: Halls of Mist | Land | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Creatures that attacked during their controller's last turn can't attack.
the_garfielf: classic
DeM0nFiRe: y tho
Frostwriter111: that's just rude
Kentosaurus: oh no cumulative upkeep
LRRbot: Phytotitan [4GG] | Creature — Plant Elemental [7/2] | When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.
CrossXhunteR: they used to make lands
A_Dub888: oh boy cumulative upkeep
e_bloc:
r10pez10: is that good
345tom: Hall of mists sort of fire though
vvolfrider: rough bruh
e_bloc: age counters baby
LRRbot: Grid Monitor [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/6] | You can't cast creature spells.
8000power: @CrossXhunteR Yah, it's a tricky one. Which makes it great for the format!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "safe"
LRRbot: Restock [3GG] | Sorcery | Return two target cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Restock.
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: @8000power i heard him say make 4 birds and draw 4 cards, which is what got me. i thought that was just the rules text of the card literally, not one thing leading to other triggers
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
the_garfielf: uh oih
r10pez10: i feel bad for wheeler but i also trust him to navigate it
e_bloc: oh dear go
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
Frostwriter111: do it you coward
hidingbox: There is good and there is not good. This is definitely not good.
DigitalSeahorse:
targetting
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
vvolfrider: capin' wheeler navigating very well
googoltudoris: my spouse brings up an interesting point- would a notepad be against the spirit of the game?
r10pez10: depends on the house
LRRbot: Tapestry of the Ages [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.
A_Dub888: how many cards in wheeler’s hand?
googoltudoris: for like "did i atack last turn?" notes
DeM0nFiRe: lol
NotCainNorAbel: NELLY!
hd_dabnado: love that trolling
LRRbot: Beck // Call | Beck [GU] | Sorcery | Whenever a creature enters this turn, you may draw a card. / Fuse // Call [4WU] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Fuse
LoadingReadyRun:
wheeler's almost at the city's blessing
A_Dub888: oh right
r10pez10: can you die to mill
hd_dabnado: this is the death loop
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
Dog_of_Myth: ohno
MTGRanger: @r10pez10 It'd be a historic event, but I assume so
LRRbot: Words of Wisdom [1U] | Instant | You draw two cards, then each other player draws a card.
yaknowlikemesa: what happens if theirs no cards in the Library, do they win
matthaus_c: send alex to the shadow realm
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheheh
DarthRagnar815:
Fruan: GRV for drawing a card in a game you're not in
stnrwzrd: how many cards in the tower?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is now double ded
Welbog: Holy moly
345tom: The "cant cast creature cards" is doing work
DeM0nFiRe: stack empty, just vibes
ChunkySurprises: that's a nice words of wisdom
r10pez10: like ostensibly it's players vs each other, but really it's everyone vs the tower
Welbog: Did he draw 11 cards just then?
LRRbot: Psychic Possession [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant opponent / Skip your draw step. / Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.
Desruprot: Wheeler seems to have options
Kentosaurus: @stnrwzrd 214 according to the deck list
UtilityPunk: Card 'advantage' on Wheeler's side
Mr_Horrible: "You will do the oki for both of us!"
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
GazzyInferno: @r10pez10 ah, so like a messed up game of simon says with card-based commands
trevorwisn: how many games have they played so far?
hidingbox: well there is madness stuff so I imagine yes discard at cleanup
r10pez10: this is like game four
trevorwisn: Okay hell yeah
CrossXhunteR: @r10pez10 and this turn from wheeler is game 5 all by itself
LRRbot: Sphinx of Uthuun [5UU] | Creature — Sphinx [5/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Cephalid Sage [3U] | Creature — Octopus [2/3] | Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature has "When this creature enters, draw three cards, then discard two cards."
Desruprot: new cleanups can be created
ChunkySurprises: having aspyxiate and heroe's downfall so close together is very funny
LRRbot: Diviner Spirit [4U] | Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.
LRRbot: Corpse Hauler [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Noggle Ransacker [2{U/R}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [2/1] | When this creature enters, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random.
LoadingReadyRun: do you have to declare the city's blessing, even if there are no cards that care?
LRRbot: Rix Maadi Guildmage [BR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | {B}{R}: Target blocking creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / {B}{R}: Target player who lost life this turn loses 1 life.
zombub: This may be the first time I’ve ever seen discard to hand size happen in judges tower
definenull: No, you need the ascend keyword
r10pez10: i think you only- yeah, ascend
Delmsh: @LoadingReadyRun Nope, you only get the blessing when the keyword is present
r10pez10: it's like day/night
CrossXhunteR: does barbie ring have threshold
A_Dub888: is threshold active?
r10pez10: if you tap it for the mana you can't tap it for the threshold
CrossXhunteR: wheeler just cast and discarded like 28 cards. i hope so
Delmsh: Yes, but he opted to activate the mana ability instead
trevorwisn: is it shared gy or separate?
r10pez10: wheeler
matthaus_c: shared gy
Delmsh: @trevorwisn Shared
r10pez10: ah, shared graveyard shared library shared headaches
CoemgenTaillear: did wheeler have priority to sac scion
hd_dabnado: copper tablet
A_Dub888: shared tears?
LRRbot: Blue Elemental Blast [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target red spell. / • Destroy target red permanent.
termi385: do they not use the ruel where you have to activate activated abilities from the bottom to the top?
r10pez10: depends on the house
r10pez10: i think they agreed not to for this
LRRbot: Goblin War Wagon [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [3/3] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {2}. If you do, untap this creature.
Delmsh: @termi385 They said any order at the start of the stream
DeM0nFiRe: Think Nelly just saved Wheeler there lol
LRRbot: Warren Pilferers [4B] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card is a Goblin card, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
termi385: i see, thank you
ChunkySurprises: this feels more like jenga than magic
Mr_Horrible: my favorite tolstoy(?) novel
LRRbot: Felhide Spiritbinder [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [3/4] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of another target creature, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible +2
LRRbot: Ulamog's Despoiler [6] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [5/5] | As this creature enters, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, this creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
r10pez10: grid monitor MVP
Nekkoxx: what game mode is this called?
r10pez10: Judge's Tower
LoadingReadyRun: Eldrazi Processors really buggered things up
Mr_Horrible: they have a tendency to do that, canonically
LRRbot: Graven Dominator [4WW] | Creature — Gargoyle [4/4] | Flying / Haunt / When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, each other creature has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.
gibbousm: do you have the Tower List?
Welbog: Ulamog's brood: sometimes elbows team up
r10pez10: lmao haunt?
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
UtilityPunk: @Nekkoxx Infinite life/mana, you play hot potato to avoid losing with rules violations. If you may, you must. If you can repeat an action, you only need to do it once.
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Mr_Horrible: I think this fellow and Blind Hunter were the first haunt cards spoiled back before Guildpact
LRRbot: Vision Skeins [1U] | Instant | Each player draws two cards.
matthaus_c: oh NO
DeM0nFiRe:
A_Dub888: holy moly
DeM0nFiRe:
hd_dabnado: ewwwww
Mr_Horrible: ironically blind hunter was the better of the two
Mr_Horrible:
accountmadeforants: Goblin War Wagon is sending me right back to my first time playing Judge's Tower
LoadingReadyRun: do they have to alternate drawing?
Mr_Horrible: it's dissension draft all over again
hd_dabnado: wait, did stuff resolve there?
Delmsh: @LoadingReadyRun House rules i think
the_garfielf: @LoadingReadyRun technically yes i believe
r10pez10: i think it's active-nonactive player paul
Frostwriter111: oh no, do we have a storm card?
DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun I would think they do because each draw is a separate instance of drawing 1 card, but not 100% sure
r10pez10: but that psychic possession is weird so who knows
hidingbox: mind's desire?
Mr_Horrible: AAAAAAAAAA
DreamyPants: lmao
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun this is one of the most confusing rules in the history of the game
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
yaknowlikemesa: LOL
e_bloc: no this can't be true
accountmadeforants: Ah
Kentosaurus: baller
A_Dub888:
gibbousm: OH NO
accountmadeforants: Well, good luck
CrossXhunteR: that's a lot of shuffling
Derekwillis: Dear god
Mr_Horrible: pictured: what's happening to Nelson and Wheeler right now
Mustang_Redcloak: Oh no
LRRbot: Nix [U] | Instant | Counter target spell if no mana was spent to cast it.
gibbousm: you would need to resolve them all individually in case you flip into an instant
matthaus_c: toppy copy
LRRbot: Phantasmagorian [5BB] | Creature — Horror [6/6] | When you cast this spell, any player may discard three cards. If a player does, counter Phantasmagorian. / Discard three cards: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
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LRRbot: Bludgeon Brawl [2R] | Enchantment | Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.
LRRbot: Thoughtflare [3UR] | Instant | Draw four cards, then discard two cards.
Derekwillis: How long did he have nix? It can target any spell, it only does something if no mana was spent.
hidingbox: Just as Garfield intended
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LRRbot: Sins of the Past [4BB] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Exile Sins of the Past.
LRRbot: Nyx Weaver [1BG] | Enchantment Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. / {1}{B}{G}, Exile this creature: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
the_garfielf: @Derekwillis yup
Mr_Horrible: SotP and Mind's Desire, just like the olden days
LRRbot: Countermand [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller mills four cards.
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hd_dabnado: nyx weaver?
LaeliaTBR: @Derekwillis theyre playing with infinite mana, so technically they are paying mana for the spells
LRRbot: Bone Dancer [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may put the top creature card of defending player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.
bbblehh: nyx weaver ability?
DragonMZ: nyx weaver
r10pez10: chat's hidden
r10pez10: and they're ruling by "if it isn't caught it isn't caught"
matthaus_c: @LaeliaTBR point is Nix can target any spell, it just won't do anything unless the condition is met
QuoteSF: Nyx is from battlefield
bbblehh: surely paul can see chat at least
LaeliaTBR: @matthaus_c ah i see thank you
Juliamon: Paul can see chat, yes
hd_dabnado: yep, thanks @r10pez10
termi385: nyx weaver can only be activated on the battlefield
DeM0nFiRe: Paul can see chat, but he has his eyes closed (jk)
DragonMZ: not bringing it up is funnier
northos: @bbblehh yeah but it's easier to just let them cook
MTGRanger: @northos easier *and* much funnier!
UtilityPunk: Yeah, you win by catching the other players. So we're just chillin with Paul and enjoying the tension
Pharmacistjudge: judge tower traditionally also requires the other player to call out the error
northos:
@MTGRanger yes that too
Juliamon: Him passing on chat's callouts would defeat the whole purpose of hiding chat
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UtilityPunk: They're playing by trying to catch eachother's mistakes, so we can't help them
r10pez10: this is also like, the longest length of tower i've seen
LRRbot: Snake Umbra [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card." / Umbra armor
matthaus_c: chat judges disbarred etc etc
LRRbot: Controlled Instincts [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant red or green creature / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Welbog: State-based actions only when stack is empty? Didn't that come up before?
LRRbot: Spellshift [3U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal an instant or sorcery card. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then the player shuffles.
bbblehh: maybe i should just get a judge's tower deck cuz clearly i wanna join in lmao
northos: @r10pez10 yeah this is heckin' impressive
Mr_Horrible: Spellshift continuing to be a nemesis
A_Dub888: @northos you’re heckin impressive
LRRbot: Phantasmagorian [5BB] | Creature — Horror [6/6] | When you cast this spell, any player may discard three cards. If a player does, counter Phantasmagorian. / Discard three cards: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
northos:
@A_Dub888
Derekwillis: @LaeliaTBR Yeah, he targeted a copy of mind's desire. Since it was a copy made by storm, no mana was spent to cast it. I assume he drew it as a part of those last 3 cards drawn off of the Psychic Possession triggers from Nelly's Harmonize, otherwise Wheeler should have cast it at the otherwise earliest spell cast after drawing it.
LRRbot: Triad of Fates [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {1}, {T}: Put a fate counter on another target creature. / {W}, {T}: Exile target creature that has a fate counter on it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / {B}, {T}: Exile target creature that has a fate counter on it. Its controller draws two cards.
LRRbot: Runed Stalactite [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Fossil Find [{R/G}] | Sorcery | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand, then reorder your graveyard as you choose.
r10pez10: lmao triad
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chenhsi2: @Derekwillis Even in that case, it should have targeted the original copy, before the storm trigger resolves?
LRRbot: Kuldotha Rebirth [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
e_bloc: because judge's tower is about having fun
gibbousm: Phantasmagorian's return ability is done at instant speed
Mustang_Redcloak: Got em
the_garfielf: lol
MrSarkhan: F
Welbog: F
LRRbot: Donate [2U] | Sorcery | Target player gains control of target permanent you control.
Kentosaurus: gg
DigitalSeahorse:
ForOhForError: wooow
r10pez10: wild rally
yofl: o7
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.
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vvolfrider: get the monarch
hidingbox: get to sundial of the infinite
e_bloc: chat is the definition of whatever
r10pez10: 100%
DigitalSeahorse: is Alex wearing an Itchy and Scratchy shirt?
LRRbot: Drastic Revelation [2UBR] | Sorcery | Discard your hand. Draw seven cards, then discard three cards at random.
r10pez10: would a more modern judge's tower be better or worse
matthaus_c: oh buddy
345tom: Yeah I think its worth saying, we're not pointing out the errors in a "you should have lost", more in a "this is neat" way
DrLigmaPhD: Introduce dungeons
e_bloc: can we get rad counters in here
LRRbot: Hystrodon [4G] | Creature — Beast [3/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. / Morph {1}{G}{G}
LRRbot: Puresight Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | {W/U}, {Q}: Look at the top card of your library. You may exile that card.
sephyhallow: @DigitalSeahorse Yup but they're being electrocuted into bones
r10pez10: actually a bar cube judge's tower might be super tech
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
LRRbot: Karametra's Favor [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
DigitalSeahorse:
@sephyhallow 
nice
r10pez10: next time i wheel bar cube out maybe we can just do that
bbblehh: how big is a judge's tower deck usually? 100 cards?
LoadingReadyRun:
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LRRbot: Gift of Immortality [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return this card to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
Nimiphi: it isnt but it should be
theamc2000: do all creatures have haste in judge tower?
LRRbot: Ruin Processor [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [7/8] | When you cast this spell, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, you gain 5 life.
matthaus_c: @bbblehh north of 200
LRRbot: Unraveling Mummy [1WB] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {1}{W}: Target attacking Zombie gains lifelink until end of turn. / {1}{B}: Target attacking Zombie gains deathtouch until end of turn.
LRRbot: Harbor Guardian [2WU] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/4] | Reach / Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may draw a card.
matthaus_c: @theamc2000 nope! summoning sickness is a thing you have to remember
e_bloc: nice turn streamer
r10pez10: damn, infinite mana turn 1 is broken
bbblehh: @matthaus_c oh wow thats. a lot
LRRbot: Relentless Skaabs [3UU] | Creature — Zombie [4/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard. / Undying
theamc2000: @matthaus_c ty
Welbog: Relentless ska
LRRbot: Jalira, Master Polymorphist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {2}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonlegendary creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
matthaus_c:
@bbblehh you /could/ make smaller ones, but you'd probably put a lot fewer draw effects in
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: my favourite judge's tower card is Blast From The Past
DigitalSeahorse:
uhoh
Mustang_Redcloak: As insane as all these rulings are, it's still better than the rulings for the card Last Turn in yugioh
345tom: Lords of the Jank had a great little judges tower series they did, where they marked cards that got people and added new cards each week
LRRbot: Phyrexian Delver [3BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
LRRbot: Druid's Familiar [3G] | Creature — Bear [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +2/+2.
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matthaus_c: durdle turtle!
Aarek: big turts
gibbousm: Much beloved turtle
e_bloc: what if you do have lands in play
TryingCasuallyGames: hey everybody
LRRbot: Puca's Mischief [3U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target nonland permanent an opponent controls with equal or lesser mana value.
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: oh no
DragonMZ: Geralf's Messenger is fun
LRRbot: Siren Song Lyre [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: Tap target creature." / Equip {2}
Nimiphi: putrid goblin is persist, ya
LRRbot: Ulamog's Reclaimer [4U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/5] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: mean, but fair
ElektroTal: my boy Oracle of Dust!
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LRRbot: Burnout [1R] | Instant | Counter target instant spell if it's blue. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LoadingReadyRun: Amesha going a little wild with the PDAs
LRRbot: Drastic Revelation [2UBR] | Sorcery | Discard your hand. Draw seven cards, then discard three cards at random.
gibbousm: Burnout can target any instant
LaeliaTBR: that could be a button "youre not dead it just sucks"
gibbousm: Hydroblast
LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
345tom: We dont have the secret lair bearkscape sad
DigitalSeahorse:
bear bear bear
LRRbot: Hystrodon [4G] | Creature — Beast [3/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. / Morph {1}{G}{G}
matthaus_c: imagine Standard but it rotates
LRRbot: Shape of the Wiitigo [3GGG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, put six +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature if it attacked or blocked since your last upkeep. Otherwise, remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
DeM0nFiRe:
northos:
theamc2000: there are characters in magic the gathering?
r10pez10: that art is so ron spencer
lr_peanut: mtg? isnt that the game spidermans from?
LRRbot: Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until your next turn, you may cast it if it's an instant or sorcery spell.
Fruan: got em!
key_wardens: lolol
InfiniTokens: @lr_peanut Oh yeah, Spider-Man visits some no=name fantasy card game.
Toxxick: No longer beared
key_wardens: is stifle in this tower?
LRRbot: Fleshmad Steed [1B] | Creature — Horse [2/2] | Whenever another creature dies, tap this creature.
adept_nekomancer:
Aww... bear divorce 
matthaus_c: nelly cast redirect on the marriage proposal
goombalax: a graham stark favorite
DrLigmaPhD: Flesh-Steed mad
r10pez10: is that a 2/2 with downside
matthaus_c: yah
r10pez10: damn that's cool
matthaus_c: 2013 was a wild one
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 *after* the first black grizzly bear without downside
Mr_Horrible: truly revolutionary
LRRbot: Possessed Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Horror [3/3] | Trample / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target green creature."
stnrwzrd: i love all the horse representation
LoadingReadyRun:
I wonder if *Flavour* Judge Tower would work. Every action must be justified in flavour
Mr_Horrible: going into the graveyard at 90 degrees
LRRbot: Fate Foretold [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / When enchanted creature dies, its controller draws a card.
LRRbot: Glimmerpoint Stag [2WW] | Creature — Elk [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
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Frostwriter111: D:
Delmsh: Serge missed the return trigger on the bear token
LRRbot: Puca's Mischief [3U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target nonland permanent an opponent controls with equal or lesser mana value.
DeM0nFiRe: Homewrecker
matthaus_c: nelly the bearwrecker
LaeliaTBR: nelson the homewrecker
adept_nekomancer: Nelson causing so many bear divorces
LRRbot: Fool's Tome [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
gibbousm: Nelson out here breaking up marriages
Pharmacistjudge: they are being quite generous to serge there
hd_dabnado: goblin pooka
LRRbot: Moonring Mirror [5] | Artifact | Whenever you draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile all cards from your hand face down. If you do, put all other cards you own exiled with this artifact into your hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
nuuu my waif bear
Mr_Horrible: someone needs to write "-and how are you Mr. Wilson?" into the comp rules because of Puca's Mischief
DeM0nFiRe: Wait I have had a second hand this whole time. Was I supposed to declare that? Did I lose
northos:
out of order sequencing is well supported by the tournament rules
LRRbot: Chronosavant [5W] | Creature — Giant [5/5] | {1}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. You skip your next turn.
Mr_Horrible: hmm
Arakasi01: Skipping turns seems op
ElektroTal: oof
wabajck: Didnt declare marriage
termi385: !falvour chronosavant
termi385: !flavour chronosavant
adept_nekomancer: I thought he only married bears
synthalanar: I love Judge's Tower soooo much
DigitalSeahorse:
ElektroTal: oh, wheels is warmed up
DeM0nFiRe: Uhhhhhh one more?
LRRbot: Plea for Power [3U] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for time or knowledge. If time gets more votes, take an extra turn after this one. If knowledge gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw three cards.
Delmsh: This is a great stream
Delmsh: Love this goofy format
ShaneLeeAtk: Fleem for Power?
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DeM0nFiRe:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah judge tower is always fun
LoadingReadyRun:
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DigitalSeahorse:
vote to draw cards
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.
LRRbot: Shauku's Minion [1BR] | Creature — Human Minion [2/2] | {B}{R}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target white creature.
LRRbot: Meletis Charlatan [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {2}{U}, {T}: The controller of target instant or sorcery spell copies it. That player may choose new targets for the copy.
DigitalSeahorse: woops
LRRbot: Liar's Pendulum [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent guesses whether a card with that name is in your hand. You may reveal your hand. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
Delmsh:
Paul loses due to not representing the game state properly
InfiniTokens: What, you didn't want to start off eliminated?
seanmrwick: so Judges Tower is basically whoever breaks a rule first loses?
synthalanar: Yes
seanmrwick: gotcha
Pharmacistjudge: you need to target the player before you name the card
LRRbot: Vampiric Rites [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
synthalanar: But also you have to do everything you can possibly do
InfiniTokens: @seanmrwick If "Whomever misplays first loses" we would have a lot of QUICK Magic games...
LRRbot: Masked Admirers [2GG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}{G}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Soul Seizer [3UU] (back: Ghastly Haunting) | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Flying / When this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may transform it. If you do, attach it to target creature that player controls.
Mr_Horrible: Masked Admirers my beloved
stnrwzrd: storm count?
ElektroTal: i love alex's hesitation
zagman505: he only has to sac once a turn?
LRRbot: Kruin Outlaw [1RR] (back: Terror of Kruin Pass) | Creature — Human Rogue Werewolf [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
matthaus_c: @zagman505 correct
Mr_Horrible:
zagman505: thanks
LRRbot: Treasury Thrull [4WB] | Creature — Thrull [4/4] | Extort / Whenever this creature attacks, you may return target artifact, creature, or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
345tom: Worth remembering Alex is the only one who has not been a judge
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh nooo
LRRbot: Steam Augury [2UR] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Meletis Charlatan [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {2}{U}, {T}: The controller of target instant or sorcery spell copies it. That player may choose new targets for the copy.
Pharmacistjudge: does it have haste?
Mr_Horrible: Fact or Flunktion
zagman505: was just about to ask about haste haha
drexciya808: the full english
DigitalSeahorse: that is a weird looking whatever it was
DeM0nFiRe:
key_wardens: lmaoooo
Drum0_0:
LRRbot: Infiltration Lens [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked by a creature, you may draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Bash to Bits [3R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
345tom: I should remember that card, I love making my opponent pick between piles
niccus: first turn combo kill, technically
LRRbot: Glare of Heresy [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target white permanent.
key_wardens: who knew drawing 3 cards was lethal in judge's tower?
LoadingReadyRun: once a werewolf *has* been in play, do you have to keep tracking it spells cast, even if the werewolf leaves?
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun you sure do
Delmsh: Nope
LRRbot: Tracker's Instincts [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {2}{U}
Pharmacistjudge: not for original innistrad ones
Skye_Stryke: Only if it has Day/Night the old ones you don't
MTGRanger: @LoadingReadyRun only if it's a day/night werewolf
Delmsh: Only for day night
northos:
@LoadingReadyRun only if it has daybound/nightbound
Nimiphi: only if the werewolf introduces day/night
Pharmacistjudge: only for daybound/nightbound ones
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun If it was one of the "Day/Night" ones
r10pez10: nah i'm preferring not being perceived
DigitalSeahorse:
turning us off and on again
LoadingReadyRun: ah, ok
Delmsh: Wow that was a lot of responses lol
drexciya808:
100 lolwut
matthaus_c: writing down day/night to put in the next tower I play
UtilityPunk:
Chat has a combined judge level of at least 7
FPNY41:
100
xantos69: @matthaus_c You monster.
LRRbot: Possessed Nomad [2WW] | Creature — Human Nomad Horror [3/3] | Vigilance / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target white creature."
MTGRanger:
@Delmsh was it enough to flip to day?
Mr_Horrible:
well, now it's Bite-Blast, with the new pronunciation guide 
345tom: The Nomad targets itself right, when its not summoning sick?
DeM0nFiRe:
drexciya808: stages of grief
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.
Mr_Horrible: real scholastic bowl "...prompt." hours
zagman505: I think nomad doesn't, because it's black when it has threshold
zagman505: and not black in addition to other colors
niccus: how many of these creatures are hit by spider-ham?
CrossXhunteR: not even the textless one smh
LRRbot: Riptide Chimera [2U] | Enchantment Creature — Chimera [3/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand.
northos: Wheeler Can't Even
DeM0nFiRe: Proceed to read the void winnower step
DiscordianTokkan: Can't Even
Mr_Horrible: surely perplexing is in here
adept_nekomancer: At least nothing has banding.
LRRbot: Salvage Titan [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Golem [6/4] | You may sacrifice three artifacts rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Exile three artifact cards from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: that was a good joke, alex
LRRbot: Bash to Bits [3R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
r10pez10: !addquote (Alex) [Now] You know, all chimeras look different to me.
LRRbot: New quote #9411: "You know, all chimeras look different to me." —Alex [2025-10-17]
DeM0nFiRe:
DigitalSeahorse:
bash
LRRbot: Secrets of the Dead [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: really, Salvage Titan was a rare in Double Masters too?
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
synthalanar: Sick turns Wheeler
zagman505: void winnower saving wheeler from having to play cards?
LRRbot: Divine Presence [2W] | Enchantment | If a source would deal 4 or more damage to a permanent or player, that source deals 3 damage to that permanent or player instead.
synthalanar: Seems like
Mr_Horrible: @zagman505 quite
drexciya808: gotta work out that judge's tower neck
DigitalSeahorse:
Mr_Horrible: considering his hand is warp world and mutilate if I'm reading that art right
LRRbot: Mortal Obstinacy [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target enchantment.
LRRbot: Guile [3UUU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / If a spell or ability you control would counter a spell, instead exile that spell and you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / When Guile is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Messenger Drake [3UU] | Creature — Drake [3/3] | Flying / When this creature dies, draw a card.
345tom: I think I saw Divine presence in a Commander game recently and it made it miserable :')
niccus: once he could even,
LRRbot: Knowledge Pool [6] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, each player exiles the top three cards of their library. / Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with this artifact without paying its mana cost.
zagman505: oh god
DragonMZ: oh god
synthalanar: Oh god
Drum0_0: noooo
UtilityPunk:
adept_nekomancer: uh-oh
drexciya808: waaaaa
Mr_Horrible: Tai Lopez Puddle
gibbousm: that was a very appropriate reaction from Alex
MTGRanger:
Mr_Horrible: NAAAAAAWLIJ
Drum0_0: who put that in the tower?
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MTGRanger: @Drum0_0 a villain
UtilityPunk: @gibbousm Clipworthy tbh
Mr_Horrible:
@Drum0_0 a spiteful judge, like every other card in the tower
zagman505: is there a standard judge tower list or is it everyone develops their own?
niccus: under knowledge pool and void winnower, are you required to pick a spell you can cast?
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When this creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
LRRbot: Shattered Perception [2R] | Sorcery | Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. / Flashback {5}{R}
LRRbot: Infernal Offering [4B] | Sorcery | Choose an opponent. You and that player each sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way draws two cards. / Choose an opponent. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then that player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Vulshok Gauntlets [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / Equip {3}
Mr_Horrible: it's time to play "Bobbing for Spells"
ChargingFurret: @zagman505 I just picked shit in my bulk pile that had draw/activated abilities/was very wordy
jhmv: Move to third strike damage
DeM0nFiRe:
Pharmacistjudge: serge keeps resolving the effect before declaring targets, but they have been letting that slide
TherapyforNarwhals: How many games have we gotten through lol
Mr_Horrible: @jhmv Three-Headed Goblin finally leaving the bench
345tom: serge needs to figure out how to kills his own winnower
thraximore:
hidingbox: @jhmv Can put in the un-cards which have last strike
Diabore: come join us in chat nelly
Mr_Horrible:
glitched_goddess: this makes me realize how much people just shorthand in this game lol
Technobach: as punishment for being wrong nelson should have to be revived
DigitalSeahorse:
synthalanar: @Technobach So true
hidingbox: I mean should probably keep graveyard in order
LRRbot: Shauku's Minion [1BR] | Creature — Human Minion [2/2] | {B}{R}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target white creature.
LRRbot: Infernal Offering [4B] | Sorcery | Choose an opponent. You and that player each sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way draws two cards. / Choose an opponent. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then that player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Nimiphi: oh does serge lose for changing graveyard order?
wabajck: Is Serge allowed to rearrange the GY like he did?
LRRbot: Shredding Winds [2G] | Instant | Shredding Winds deals 7 damage to target creature with flying.
Delmsh: didnt declare knowledge pool trigger
zagman505: there it is
Mr_Horrible: Narset bamboozle
DeM0nFiRe:
drexciya808: gg
TherapyforNarwhals: It's always knowledge pool
LRRbot: Nullify [UU] | Instant | Counter target creature or Aura spell.
Delmsh: damn that was fun to watch
Mr_Horrible: I enjoy that Wheeler cast a grand total of like 3 spells
freshmaker__: I think they should print a card called Gnarlid Pool.
LRRbot: Warp World [5RRR] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.
DigitalSeahorse:
bbblehh: this was so fun to watch, i might have to set aside any annoying cards i pull from now on just to make some bs like this lmao
key_wardens: astounding
stnrwzrd:
DeM0nFiRe: Dandan!
Mr_Horrible: why do I feel like Judge's Tower played all of us, instead?
r10pez10: forgot a fish
niccus: hell. thank you.
DigitalSeahorse:
Dan Dan
Pharmacistjudge: it is a fun game. it is *NOT* a good judge training tool
r10pez10: i hope they keep us hidden for fish
Nimiphi: just proxy a judges tower >.>
Drum0_0: thank god they didn't have to resolve warp world that's eviler than knowledge pool
hidingbox: Fish! Fish! Fish!
jhmv: where's the third dan
key_wardens: Judge's Tower with only lands.
synthalanar: My Dandan deck came in the mail last week. Forced my family to play with me for my birthday.
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termi385: @Pharmacistjudge no no, everytime you beat a judge you actually get to take one of their judge levels
Mindfire13: Just Scryfall Random 200 cards for your Judge's Tower deck
r10pez10: dandan might be a pretty cool way to introduce people to magic
DigitalSeahorse:
Dan Dan
Mr_Horrible: @termi385 this process is depicted on Siphon Mind
r10pez10: if they know nothing about magic it's basically just a board game at that point
key_wardens: anyone see how crazy shohei ohtani is going?
arbysgaming38: @r10pez10 it worked on my roommate
OmegaPlatinum: @Pharmacistjudge You mean trying to join a judge tower game at my first SCG Open when I was an L1 wasn't a good teaching experience?
northos: @r10pez10 maybe a similar shared deck fromat would be good, but dandan itself coud be pretty overwhelming I think. it has a lot of things going on
r10pez10: true
r10pez10: you could maybe power it down a little
thraximore: Sultan's Game on talking sim? interesting.
synthalanar: There are green versions that are easier
artdecosunburn: Can someone repost the link to this Judges' Tower deck, please? Thank you.
r10pez10: but a bunch of playing card games do have things like 'hit your opponent x times'
r10pez10: damn when did smooth jazz get into the music rotation
thraximore: when Grandma Pepperoni invented the Thin Cru
thraximore: st
xantos69: @r10pez10 I think this is from those old film nour pizza sketches in black and white.
accountmadeforants: @termi385 No, you misheard, termi, every time you win a Judge's Tower match, you add that Judge's Tower to your Judge's Tower. It's Highlander rules, you see, the only way to truly win is to make sure you have the only Judge's Tower.
synthalanar: I literally went back to the TMNT VHS Pizza Hut ad today. My baby coworkers just didn't get it.
LRRbot: Control Magic [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature.
r10pez10: it's called copy pasting, lrrbot
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
northos:
hot card viewer
cheshire_creeper: Memory Lapse...Memory Lapse, my beloved...
DigitalSeahorse: my foot is sore right near the ball of it, not sure what happen
UtilityPunk: ChatGPT says you're dying
Walla_tv: did they get the secret lair copy or did they have their own?
r10pez10: i think they have their own from last time
DigitalSeahorse: @UtilityPunk yeah, well I say ChatGPT is dying
CrossXhunteR: hey, that playmat
DoodlestheGreat: Instead of Dandan, how about playing Dan Da Dan? First one to find their missing balls wins.
DigitalSeahorse: so there
chaoswarpmypants: woohoo!!!
Nimiphi: these boys are looking handsome tonight
northos:
@DigitalSeahorse I sure hope so
Mr_Horrible: some DamnDaniel
r10pez10: it's neat
r10pez10: might grab that
Walla_tv: Unannounced date far as i know
DigitalSeahorse:
@northos 
niccus: mysteriously appearing deck
345tom: #freeproduct
DiscordianTokkan: ooooo
bbblehh: damn i wish i could be friends with people
DeM0nFiRe: FISHY
thingo314: FIBSH
CrossXhunteR: some great islands in this deck
bbblehh: really dreading the online queue for that one but i will try regardless
calculated_uncertainties: Fish is pretty. I want fish!
CrossXhunteR: hi wheeler
Delmsh: What is happening with the bump bump format we talked about at Magiccon Atlanta LRR panel?
bytecaster: I like fish
NotCainNorAbel: we love you
niccus: thank you for reading us
AttackCowboy: Thank you for ahving us
r10pez10: just hide us again
northos: oh god oh no
freshmaker__: Every day I praise that I live int he same country as Kelogsloops
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Do not perceive me
Mr_Horrible: I'm being perceived
powerflapjack: as someone who's name is Dan, welcome to my very personal brand of hell.
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Orxolon: but i was shutted up
Orxolon:
r10pez10: do y'all have deck names
HorusFive: And that was the last luck Wheeler had in the game
Nimiphi: deck names: Dan A and Dan 1
Walla_tv: you get a free one of you have less than 2 lands
Mr_Horrible: but do you have Dans and spells?
DeM0nFiRe: @r10pez10 Wheeler is playing Dan, Serger is playing Dan
r10pez10: ten i think
MTGRanger: @r10pez10 Dandân and Dândan
MercurialVox: mulligans quite notably enabled the Forget The Fish strategy
powerflapjack: (hyperventilates)
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
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niccus: cube deck
Mustang_Redcloak: Dan Dan is real fun once all the Dan Dans get removed from the game
CrossXhunteR: it is interesting to see a playmat on the LRR play space, just to see how much more space y'all normally get to play with for the camera
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Gorgeous lands
Walla_tv: the lands are apanorama as well
A_Dub888: wheeler’s so pretty
r10pez10: oh they're pano? neat
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
r10pez10: where's the fish
Pharmacistjudge: Also...you can't play Dandan in tournaments unless it's best of 1.
northos: draw go? welcome to dandan everybody
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 you're not gonna believe this, but we forgot it
r10pez10: you what
bytecaster: Our memory lapsed
Drum0_0: My brain is no out of the judge's tower mindset yet.
stnrwzrd: @Mr_Horrible gottem
Mr_Horrible: LOOK
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Pharmacistjudge: because, if you just never play a island; your oppnent can't attack you with dandan....which kinda ruins the game.
Delmsh: Is anything happening with the bump bump format we talked about at Magiccon Atlanta LRR panel?
dysorderx: okay I'm in
345tom: We played Judges Tower so long, I forgot drawing was a good thing
Diabore: when do we play judges dan?
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
CrossXhunteR: fish acquired
niccus: unfortunately i think it's extremely impractical to have "constructed' dandan where both players bring half a deck. maybe digital.
Mr_Horrible: no dans would be extremely funny
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
CrossXhunteR: now im just missing Moment of Truth from MOM
powerflapjack: yeah, just like zelda's the name of the boy
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Baby Dan Dan
CrossXhunteR: how to pronounce the accent above the second a
TheTunnelingCat: I already have a dandan deck, but i really wanna get one of tthese for those fish, theyre soooo good
powerflapjack: i... want to get this but money and also dealing with the queue means i'm probably just gonna have to proxy it
stnrwzrd:
@TheTunnelingCat you can proxy those fish 
r10pez10: gobgob
Mustang_Redcloak: Ragavan Ragavan
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dog_of_Myth: Who did the new art for Dandan? It is gorgeous
powerflapjack: Kegeloops
LoadingReadyRun: @Mustang_Redcloak Ragavanvan
freshmaker__: @Dog_of_Myth Kelogsloops iirc
tehfewl: cute seals
powerflapjack: kelogsloops
DigitalSeahorse: catfeesh?
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks chat.
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
LaeliaTBR: withengar unbound?
Mr_Horrible: HUH
HadesLeprechaun: dang 13/13 demon op in dandan
Mr_Horrible: love the back half of Elbrus The Binding Blade
niccus: unfortunately the etymological origin word is right-to-left so it's hard to paste in chat legibly
LRRbot: Magical Hack [U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one basic land type with another.
Cptasparagus: I'm partial to the back of Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker
Delmsh: Is anything happening with the bump bump format we talked about at Magiccon Atlanta LRR panel?
Nimiphi: I want to make a goblin version of dan dan; call it gobgob
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
Walla_tv: oh theres a card in serges hand that isnt supposed to be in the actual list
Mustang_Redcloak: If the price is right, I might pick this deck up
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
r10pez10: wylie beckert did art for this?
Nimiphi: Wheeler is going full on VALUE and drawing so many cards
hidingbox: The secret lair art does indeed look incredibly sick
TheTunnelingCat: 1 mana instant speed wrath of god
kingrilz3rd: is this still for sale?
tehfewl: couldn't change the Guay art on Predict, was already perfect
r10pez10: not up for sale yet
CrossXhunteR: @kingrilz3rd no, because it has not gone for sale yet
accountmadeforants: Damn(dan) I may need to get the secret lair when it goes up on sale.
kingrilz3rd: oooo when does it go on sale
powerflapjack: no sale date has been announced yet
accountmadeforants: That's gorgeous
Walla_tv: from playing in the event vision charm isnt supposed to be in there. those are a bonus for the secret lair
kingrilz3rd: damn
hidingbox: the vision charm should be in the shared
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
r10pez10: also i wonder if this works in multiplayer
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goombalax: wheeler loses judge tower
TheTunnelingCat: vision charm is wayyyy too good, i cut it from mine really fast
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
r10pez10: AK
r10pez10: that's so many fish
powerflapjack: are there 47 copies of accumulated knowledge in the deck
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
accountmadeforants:
Vision Charm is for sure a normal Dandan card, even if Wizards disagrees
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: fish in play
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frank_the_great: Do we know when this drops btw? I kinda want it, but it's annoying not knowing when it will come out
xantos69: So when does this secret lair come out?
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: @frank_the_great we do not
powerflapjack: @xantos69 we don't know
r10pez10: is crystal spray still like ten dollars
tehfewl: no AKs yet?
powerflapjack: one AK
r10pez10: we've had one AK
TheTunnelingCat: thats how i typically play it
r10pez10: this actually came up in a dandan tournament
CrossXhunteR: yes, but what about second AK
tehfewl: there it is
bbblehh: does the secret lair list also have izzet boilerworks?
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
synthalanar: I prefer the original list
LoadingReadyRun: @bbblehh it does not
freshmaker__: seeing the common shooting star set symbol is very strange to me lol.
LRRbot: Control Magic [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature.
TheTunnelingCat: @bbblehh there is no red splash
LaeliaTBR: god this format rules
CrossXhunteR: do either player have all 4 printings of the panorama islands in play?
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
TheTunnelingCat: the secret lair list is preeeety bad imo
LRRbot: Haunted Fengraf | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
accountmadeforants: @TheTunnelingCat It is, but it's real pretty
LoadingReadyRun: poor Dandan, it doesn't know where to go
LRRbot: Day's Undoing [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. If it's your turn, end the turn.
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
r10pez10: lmao
CrossXhunteR: is this the only printing of retro frame day's undoing?
stnrwzrd: they replaced diminished returns
arbysgaming38: the typical dandan wheel is diminishing returns
Nimiphi: Days gets exiled I think, right?
tehfewl: days undoing exiled btw
DigitechWire: notably days undoing is exiled
powerflapjack: or if you have infinite money timetwister
TheTunnelingCat: it is not
arbysgaming38: nope reprinted in EMA
Nimiphi: ending the turn exiles all spells on the stack including the day's undoing, right?
synthalanar: Yes
CrossXhunteR: @Nimiphi believe so
Walla_tv: yes
r10pez10: i mean you can just put whatever into dandan right
Walla_tv: its exiled
TheTunnelingCat: no, it exiles itself on resulution
r10pez10: trinisphere baybee
niccus: i'm guessing the SL list doesn't support fishless strat
GokuAshNaruto: i need a version called dandadan
henezz_: exiled, because turn was ended while on the stack
powerflapjack: they probably chose day's undoing over diminishing returns to avoid a state where you don't have dandans
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
tehfewl: 4 dan
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
arbysgaming38: @r10pez10 i play reenact the crime in mine
kingrilz3rd: dan dan dan dan
r10pez10: that's spicy
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
Nimiphi: Day's Undoing reminder text: 'Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. Discard down to your maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and “this turn” and “until end of turn” effects end.'
accountmadeforants: @GokuAshNaruto Gotta mix up the Doctor Who decks with Kamigawa sets so you get both Alien and Spirit archetypes.
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
powerflapjack: the art on mental note is how every person named dan feels right now in the chat listening to this
LRRbot: The Surgical Bay | Land — Sphere | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {1}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
bbblehh: so far the only recursion i've seen is the day's undoing, mystic sanctuary, and haunted fengraf??? i feel like there's usually a bit more, at least in the versions i've seen
GokuAshNaruto:
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CrossXhunteR: Ultima is the reason i know how that sort of effect works
powerflapjack: time stop in foundations says it too
DigitalSeahorse:
these are the Dans I know I know
ckupf: @powerflapjack M21 Discontinuity does as well
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
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CrossXhunteR: withengar, get out of here
LaeliaTBR: now this is dandan
powerflapjack: withengar go away, we're fishing
cheshire_creeper: withengar. my favourite dandan card
DigitechWire: lol whenever i've played dandan, for whatever reason the people i've played with have shuffled the gy as the new library when decked
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
synthalanar: Original deck has mystic retrieval as the only recursion piece
r10pez10: not bad as a house rule imo
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitechWire: i liked it, made me think it was the normal rules
Nimiphi: the fact that the game can go so long and both players have full grips almost the whole time is what makes this so fun
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
r10pez10: knowing me i would put in 2x thrumming stone or some bs
r10pez10: knowledge pool, it's flavourful you see
LRRbot: Capture of Jingzhou [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
r10pez10: yoo
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
CrossXhunteR: off the backboard
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
Mustang_Redcloak: Wonder what the white version of Dan Dan would be
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
LoadingReadyRun: is there any situation in the deck where a player's life would end up as *not* at a multiple of 4?
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
synthalanar: No
r10pez10: in this listing i don't think so
kingrilz3rd: is there somewhere that I can get wheelers playmat or is that not out yet either?
r10pez10: but adding lands that deal damage might be funny
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun no. when i played, the person who brought the deck just gave us each a D6 to track life, since it is 5 hits
Korolan: @kingrilz3rd comes out at the same time as the Deck
LoadingReadyRun: @kingrilz3rd it is part of the secret lair drop
Korolan: which is TBD
kingrilz3rd: okay sweet ty
YeetTheRich_: a cool variant is playing with 5 prize cards instead of 20 life
Nimiphi: add green and put 4 copies of berserk in so you can have a chance of just one-shotting your opponent
YeetTheRich_: because its always 5 hits to kill anyway
r10pez10: prize cards is pretty cool, then you don't need any extra things
LoadingReadyRun: @YeetTheRich_ omg! Dandan is just the One Piece TCG
DigitechWire: oh yeah prize cards is fun
r10pez10: unless you prize all ten dandans
r10pez10: and then, well
DigitechWire: LOL
TheTunnelingCat: @r10pez10 thats how I like to have it played
powerflapjack: then you get to have a nice chat with a friend while playing AK
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
DeM0nFiRe: You thought it was DanDan, but it was I! DanDan!
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
Kihl1v9: is there any word on when this secret lair is out?
CrossXhunteR: no
Mai_Andra: "Fine." <Unsubstantiates your Dandan>
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
r10pez10: does the marking on the second 'a' modify the pronounciation
r10pez10: or is it just long-a
synthalanar: Are they tapping for blue with only Plains?
LRRbot: Control Magic [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Delmsh: Is anything happening with the bump bump format we talked about at the Magiccon Atlanta LRR panel?
r10pez10: feesh
cheshire_creeper: gg wheeler
CrossXhunteR: bye wheeler
r10pez10: he's happy as a fish in a pond
xantos69: If you like Dan Dan, you should try Mono Blue Texas Holdem.
Skye_Stryke: I need to get a copy of this deck. Such a cool format
Goombill: @LoadingReadyRun When I played, we used Red and Blue energy cards from Pokemon, both tucked in clear sleeves and you just flipped them over when you took a hit.
synthalanar: Yup they tapped for U after resolving Vision Charm. Silly
LoadingReadyRun: @Goombill I like that
Uzumaki15: Wouldn't Wheeler's dandan have died because all lands are plain until end of turn?
DigitalSeahorse:
goooooo
DigitalSeahorse:
powerflapjack: @Uzumaki15 no he changed serge's dandan to care about plains, not the lands to plains
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
Mr_Horrible: many folks I know also use a d6 for life totals, counting up. Once you reach 6 you're dead
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
silv3r_54: woah DANDAN? in this format? unheard of
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
shendaras: !card vision charm
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
Uzumaki15: @powerflapjack I thought he played Vision charm
shendaras: I think vision charm would have applied to all the lands.
synthalanar: It does
Delmsh: Nope, waste is not a land type
hidingbox: but choosing any other basic land type works
henezz_: mode on stack, choose type on resolution
Delmsh: yep
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
DigitalSeahorse:
hidingbox: and choose upon resolution
northos:
bbblehh: ooooh that's certainly a scryfall image
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: memory battle lapse
dougma: now we dandan
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
Delmsh: You cannot
TheTunnelingCat: wastes are not a land type
Delmsh: waste is not a land type
Sapphic_Shenanigans: You cannot, it's not a land type
synthalanar: It's not typed
putz12a: Wastes are a Basic land, but not a Basic land type.
henezz_: wastes have no land type
OmegaPlatinum: !card Wastes
LRRbot: Wastes | Basic Land | {T}: Add {C}.
Korolan: Omega beat me to it
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: typeless basic named wastes
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
niccus: huh, i guess it does need to explicitly have a mana ability
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
DigitechWire: i'm anxious over them boxing the gy lol
YeetTheRich_: notably myriad landscape can not find wastes
LRRbot: Magical Hack [U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one basic land type with another.
LoadingReadyRun:
@DigitechWire I believe that would be "coffining" the graveyard
TheTunnelingCat: how do you hack a fish
Delmsh: Magically
Mustang_Redcloak: With a clever
synthalanar: Magicaaly
DigitalSeahorse:
thou mustst sayeth Dandan every time thoust Dandan
henezz_: feels on brand for Alex to keep choosing swamp
synthalanar: It would for Nelly too
InfiniTokens: @TheTunnelingCat Give a good cough and it should clear the fish from your lungs
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
Mai_Andra: none hundred with left four
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
DigitechWire: bless you nelson
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
InfiniTokens: And got so far
synthalanar: Yes you played Island
LRRbot: Capture of Jingzhou [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
synthalanar: You called it Landland
r10pez10: i don't know if i'll get the deck but i might get a print of the wylie art for lapse
LRRbot: The Surgical Bay | Land — Sphere | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {1}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
ArmstrongRGM96X: But surely he who Dans last, Dans best?
xantos69: @ArmstrongRGM96X The only Dan that matters is the last one.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
to the Dan!
LRRbot: Day's Undoing [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. If it's your turn, end the turn.
LRRbot: Magical Hack [U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one basic land type with another.
r10pez10: i think one extreme of the format would be 10x dandan and the rest islands, which does not seem interesting
CrossXhunteR: it exiles due to rules
DigitechWire: correct
r10pez10: which means the meat is the deck manipulation
furno5165: has this secret lair already gone or is it yet to come out?
r10pez10: yet to come out
furno5165: ty
OmegaPlatinum: do we know the price?
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Delmsh: @OmegaPlatinum Too much probably
LRRbot: Svyelunite Temple | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {U}{U}.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
DigitalSeahorse: !deck
synthalanar: Foil is in og forgetful fish
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
corpocracy: Foil is actually rough to search on like Card Kingdom
e_bloc: foil UMA foil is only $3
corpocracy: It just brings up all the foil cards
DigitalSeahorse: infinite Dandans
synthalanar: Double block. You won't
e_bloc: @corpocracy oddly in that case, finding it on scryfall and clicking the link might be easiest
r10pez10: go fish
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
Mustang_Redcloak: Gush seems like an insane card to include for this
DigitalSeahorse: Dangerously lol, it's still spelt that way
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
synthalanar: @Mustang_Redcloak Especially since if you're not careful it can wipe your board.
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
hidingbox: I believe in the Alex snipe!
DigitalSeahorse:
it looks like an island
pixl_nix: Snipe! Snipe! Snipe!
r10pez10: it's a fishing minigame
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
DigitalSeahorse:
until one of them wets themselves
TheNerdWonder: attacking is actually just slapping the other player with a fish
synthalanar: This does not work Alex
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
LoadingReadyRun: so there isn't a chance for alex to respond to the vison charm *after* nelson has named the land type, right?
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
synthalanar: No
LRRbot: Capture of Jingzhou [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
e_bloc: yeah, it was a really important consideration in standard
synthalanar: Vision charm resolves. Check state based actions. Dandan dies.
Delmsh: Is anything happening with the bump bump format we talked about at the Magiccon Atlanta LRR panel?
stnrwzrd: i call dibs
Walla_tv: the event at atlanta was 125$ so id assume thats the minimum
Cptasparagus: secret lair distribution is in a totally great spot right now, right?
LRRbot: Day's Undoing [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. If it's your turn, end the turn.
CrossXhunteR: those islands are amazing
Dog_of_Myth: oooh old border
LRRbot: Haunted Fengraf | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
dandan feeshfeesh
corpocracy: There's still no release date, right?
CrossXhunteR: @corpocracy correct
CrossXhunteR: bless
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - shared
DigitalSeahorse:
LaeliaTBR: one more game please!
xantos69: This was a great FNPF. Thanks so very much.
lamina5432: gnight
pixl_nix: moar feesh
xantos69:
500
Mindfire13: Party cube FNPF when?
LoadingReadyRun: looks like next week is B/W Commander Night
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Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, that sounds fun
DigitalSeahorse: hheehee
stnrwzrd:
e_bloc: "You're a [3]"
Dog_of_Myth:
Delmsh: Is anything happening with the bump bump format we talked about at the Magiccon Atlanta LRR panel?
e_bloc: "in my heart"
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: I've gotten two different ones in the last two weeks
xantos69: That is really great.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: Love it
Mindfire13: Somebody better be playing one of the Double Feature printings of Edgar or Liesa
DigitalSeahorse: so good
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e_bloc: sail on, sail on you bird
artdecosunburn: HMM II, for me.
e_bloc: probably not a sandwich
azureHaights: I choose to believe that the fact that GMM is just LRR shifted back 5 letters is not a coincidence
DigitalSeahorse:
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DeM0nFiRe: I played SO MUCH heroes of might and magic on GBC
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel:
e_bloc: is the pumpkin on his tie just a shrunken head of one of his own people
DeM0nFiRe: My cart of heroes of might and magic on GBC had a bug where if you got too much experience in one battle, you would gain infinite levels and couldnt keep playing. I later got another cart that did not have the bug
e_bloc: thanks friends
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