Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
Lysander_salamander: I was worried that I missed it
Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a distinct lack of rats
Metric_Furlong: side effects may include ratlessness
KeytarCat: !findquote lack
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
KeytarCat: !findquote distinct
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
KeytarCat: huh
KeytarCat: well at least I know why they got rid of the rats
KeytarCat: !quote 9326
LRRbot: Quote #9326: "The rat is going to eat the fist of god..." —Jacob [2025-06-12]
DarkMorford: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
DarkMorford: Yep, that's very bad
KeytarCat: title!
DarkMorford: GARBAGE DAY
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Secure the global bio-economy.
SnackPak_:
baltimore_667083: the what?
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
KeytarCat: @baltimore_667083 an economy of scales!
baltimore_667083: !advice
LRRbot: Either pull harder or cut it off.
baltimore_667083: what is “it” though?
margieargie: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Cameron, making cat noises
PharaohBender27:
baltimore_667083:
DigitalSeahorse: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: cream-based money
DigitalSeahorse: fill this tub with cream
Garfman314: gabrage?
DarkMorford: i cream?
baltimore_667083: I cream!
bytecaster: Garbagio?
KeytarCat: Garbab!
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: mmmm cold turkey and pie
DigitalSeahorse: not so much the turkey but mmmm pie
DoodlestheGreat: SOON™
DarkMorford: Oh yeah, I should figure out something for dinner
DarkMorford: Maybe I'll just do mac and cheese
Foxmar320:
Sethalidos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (26s from now).
KeytarCat: I'm having potatoes and chicken strips
Sethalidos: I got nuggs
baltimore_667083: I already had a whole pizza
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
LordZarano: !next
DigitalSeahorse:
upcoming is a dinner for trash pandas 
KeytarCat:
Pharoah
ButButTheJesus: i'll have hotdogs at some point
Nigouki: time for blessed garbage
PharaohBender27:
OK so my watch is several seconds fast - thank goodness for @Sethalidos there 
Foxmar320:
PharaohBender27:
!
baltimore_667083: a dinner for the Rocket City Trash Pandas?
Manae:
Sethalidos: *shakes fist at cloud*
Nigouki: oh wow, even garbage twitch auto-started the stream for once
ladylinzington subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ladylinzington! (Today's storm count: 28)
Desruprot: yay Watch+Play
Jhoiraful_Chaos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Jhoiraful_Chaos! (Today's storm count: 29)
UxCryptic: three cheers for garbage
AMuseOfFirebane: yaaaay
PharaohBender27:
969 GARBAGE DAY
lamina5432: ready to take out the trash
margieargie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months!
margieargie: A month for every dalmatian!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, margieargie! (Today's storm count: 30)
Gekyouryuu: one last Garbage Day before the bus arrives
snowb0und subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months, currently on a 109 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, snowb0und! (Today's storm count: 31)
Desruprot: (makes Graham opening :D)
CouldntPickAUsername subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 103 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, CouldntPickAUsername! (Today's storm count: 32)
baltimore_667083:
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
SmithKurosaki:
Good month count for 
boys night and October
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SmithKurosaki! (Today's storm count: 33)
ryuhimora subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 73 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ryuhimora! (Today's storm count: 34)
KakuEpsilon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
KakuEpsilon: Garbage sub for garbage day!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, KakuEpsilon! (Today's storm count: 35)
Mazrae: Just realized that we are roughly 3 weeks and change from this year's DB
SymphonySolstice:
time to catch the first 30 mins of gyarbage dyay and then I'm off to a concert 
LoadingReadyRun: @SymphonySolstice what concert?
Artificer_Evan: I'm sorry, I must have missed this on the schedule but GARBAGE DAY
PharaohBender27: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 14 Nov 03:00 PM PST (23d, 22:57 from now)
DarkMorford subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 138 months, currently on a 138 month streak!
DarkMorford: GARBAGE DAY! Can't wait to see you all in a few weeks!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, DarkMorford! (Today's storm count: 36)
Steelwolf171 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Steelwolf171! (Today's storm count: 37)
ladylinzington: @SymphonySolstice sweet, what's the concert?
margieargie: !venga
LRRbot: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Venga Bus. And you may find yourself in a beautiful disco, with a beautiful party. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get from New York to San Francisco?"
saucemaster5000 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 78 months!
saucemaster5000: weeee
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, saucemaster5000! (Today's storm count: 38)
SymphonySolstice:
@LoadingReadyRun Sarah McLachlan 
she had to cancel her date last year due to gettting sick so I'm happy to finally see her
DigitalSeahorse: oh I forgot there's sound
cylindricpanda_: no complaints but it's tuesday?
Shurtal: Garbage Day? No, Garbage Yay!
Foxmar320: Have fun that sounds great! @SymphonySolstice
DigitalSeahorse: yay Bradley Rains
LarkSachrosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
LarkSachrosis: Oh Right! W+P is in a timeslot I can witness again!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, LarkSachrosis! (Today's storm count: 39)
incredulouspasserby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
incredulouspasserby: The first Garbage Day I've been able to watch live in years. Bring on the trash!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, incredulouspasserby! (Today's storm count: 40)
PharaohBender27:
@incredulouspasserby 
LoadingReadyRun: @cylindricpanda_ You can complain that it's Tuesday, go for it
cylindricpanda_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
cylindricpanda_: woooooooo!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, cylindricpanda_! (Today's storm count: 41)
arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 116 months, currently on a 116 month streak!
arcaneIllumination: Garbage Day!!!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, arcaneIllumination! (Today's storm count: 42)
pleonasticTautology: GARBAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
Drasvin: Garbage Day!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Drasvin! (Today's storm count: 43)
DigitalSeahorse watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
corgPRIDE cwdevaPride hamaPride
Rhynerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 122 months, currently on a 122 month streak!
Rhynerd: the night is still young, get your garbage out while you still have the chance.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Rhynerd! (Today's storm count: 44)
wiganlass subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
wiganlass: well worth resubscribing and staying up for some 1am garbage
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, wiganlass! (Today's storm count: 45)
Critterbot: I heard whispers of a makeup stream for the previous W+P stream that was missed, that still happening?
Ms_LadyMix: @symphonysolstice I just saw her kick off this make up tour in Vic. she was AMAZING, have a great time!
cylindricpanda_: @LoadingReadyRun 😂😂 me every week, except when I remember it's taco tuesday
Critterbot: I guess it doesn't really matter at this point as we're at the next W+P stream already, but i just wanted to be sure.
TheMerricat:
Anyone else irritated that the 'stream streak' Twitch implemented isn't actually tracking streams you've watched but days.... 
DigitalSeahorse:
aww yeah Derpage 3
ButButTheJesus:
100 HYAPPY GYARBAGE DYAY
DigitalSeahorse: my fav
Shadowsoflife: o/
DigitalSeahorse: aww
fuzzy_died subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months, currently on a 103 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, fuzzy_died! (Today's storm count: 46)
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months, currently on a 94 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: Hmm, the garbage is piling up. Have you considered fire?
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ClodiumSoride! (Today's storm count: 47)
lamina5432: I missed this intro
Foxmar320:
That beard gets me every time
Aenir798: Wooo it's time!
kusinohki: meows
Desruprot: such a good intro
pleonasticTautology: Good evening!
TheWriterAleph: helloooo
L0rdX33n: Hello friends
PharaohBender27: Ohai Warlock Alex
Geldaran subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months, currently on a 77 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Geldaran! (Today's storm count: 48)
SquareDotCube subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months!
SquareDotCube: Time for some scary garbage!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SquareDotCube! (Today's storm count: 49)
TheWriterAleph: nice hat, Alex
WearingCats_CwC:
Hoi
aussz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 118 months!
aussz: This is my first LRR stream in years
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, aussz! (Today's storm count: 50)
nyoomgoom: snufkin type hat, awesome
DaFhaye: Hello!
DoodlestheGreat: Alex puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Desruprot: watch and play spooky edition?
KakuEpsilon: Hi Graham And Alex
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
Lysander_salamander: I like the Snuffkin hat
RealGamerCow: boosted with Arbys?
Foxmar320: Heck yeah!
Bruceski: Witch and Play
pleonasticTautology: Am I the only person who didn't get side effects?
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it hits yeah
Lysander_salamander: oh cool congrats on the booster
DigitalSeahorse:
PharaohBender27: You got both shots in the same arm? Dang
RealGamerCow: "but what if I did the thing?"
Foxmar320: Graham eppy
pleonasticTautology: Got COVID, flu, and pneumonia vaccines at the same time.
AMuseOfFirebane: Gonna be trying to write up some GMing notes for this Sunday's session
jadielady: eepy
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh thank god it's garbage day. It's been a while and the trash is really starting to smell.
SquareDotCube: damn vampires
ghyllnox: Love the suspenders Alex
ButButTheJesus: Alex "Not An Asshole" Steacy
BluTGI: Same thing
patrick_stonecrusher: All of it??
MalFnord: Did they give the blood back?
MistahFixIt: ""My blood? But I need that!"
SnackPak_: I have dancing veins
Dog_of_Myth: UWU viens
Foxmar320: Oh you and my mom both
Jennie_Fuchsia: one year I got both during desert bus and thought I hallucinated how much my craft brought in
TStodden subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 142 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TStodden! (Today's storm count: 51)
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 You don't? I find it way easier to only have one useless arm for a couple days
iris_of_ether:
AMuseOfFirebane: @pleonasticTautology I have never gotten more than an evening of soreness from a vaccine that I can recall, I guess we're lucky?
ghyllnox:
My phlebotomist has a garlic garland in her office
ButButTheJesus: nope muting this, can't think of blood stuff
TheMerricat: Oh yeah they have to call out the senior nurse whenever I need to have my blood taken cuz no one can figure out how to find a vein in me.
Lysander_salamander: where did it go?
DarkMorford: I get tired and a little bit of a headache, but that's the only side effect I've ever gotten from the COVID shots.
DoodlestheGreat: My sister started her medical career as a phlebotimist.
WearingCats_CwC: Do...do they shrink when it's cold?
pleonasticTautology: @AMuseOfFirebane I didn't even have *that*.
DigitalSeahorse: I have shy veins too, then they try the other arm
SquareDotCube: Where's Veiny
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy, it's alright. You can come out
epsilon_vee: old phlebotomists' tales
gnyrinn: Speaking of drawing blood. VtM: Bloodlines is out and has some lines I need to see Jacob react to.
Foxmar320: VA nurses say my mom has "running" veins. They have had to stick her in the knuckles before.
EchoesOfTheTide: I was once told I was a phlebotomist's dream
Too_Many_Knives subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Too_Many_Knives! (Today's storm count: 52)
Twilight_Spark: Oh dear this makes me woozy to even listen to.
SAJewers: something similar happened to my dad, took multiple nurses and almost 10-20 minutes to get a blood sample
Desruprot: Veins being a protagonist of Now You See Me
Aenir798: I get comments about how easy to find mine are
SnackPak_: big same G
Lysander_salamander: it's better than when they get a student in to try out the blood draw and makes a mess of it
SymphonySolstice: yeah I gotta have it be a surprise or I'm out
SmithKurosaki:
@ButButTheJesus done
BloodnBullets: Chemo got me over my needle terror real quick
Mai_Andra:
My body is the opposite. Every nurse has been surprised at how fast the blood comes out... 
ghyllnox: Looking doesn't make a difference for me. It's the feeling of it being in my body and wiggling around ever so slightly
betweenmyself:
Phlebotomist? Nah, just Steve with his Blood Barrel coming around to stick people for his collection 
Shadowsoflife: @Foxmar320 oof
lamina5432: ever get the 3,2 skip the 1
MWGNZ: "dont show me the needle unless you also plan on catching my unconcoius body"
jadielady: hate shots, love tattoos
DigitalSeahorse: I don't give a fuck about needles but my veins still are shy
Artificer_Evan: I have " good veins" apparently
Bruceski: @TheMerricat That said, blood draws are one of those things where I appreciate someone accepting that the task is beyone them instead of using me like a practice pincushion.
Nigouki: tbh it can be kinda need to watch an internal fluid become external in a non-emergency way
Blip2004: I have to lay down most times cause I could pass out from the change in blood pressure if they take more than 1 vial at a time
Nigouki: *neat
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Admittedly I've been fortunate in that generally my only symptom is a bit of soreness. I figure somewhat evenly-distributed soreness is better than greater soreness in one arm.
Masslost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months, currently on a 77 month streak!
Masslost: Well this should be fun
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Masslost! (Today's storm count: 53)
ButButTheJesus:
@SmithKurosaki thx
AugmentingPath: "Bad game, we're gonna play 'em" is very nearly a Behind the Bastards level intro
SmithKurosaki:
np
Foxmar320: YES!!!
DoodlestheGreat: In fairness, Alex, there's been a few times it went well. PEPSIMAN!
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Aenir798: oh no
ArdCollider: the regular blood draw people once went "oh. you need Richard," and sent me down the hall to the guy who I assume draws blood from John Wick and other assassins.
Drasvin: There have been (rare) times the garbage was good for Alex. Like Tomato Way.
MacbethSeemsSus: W+P April Fools: Graham only brings Game of the Year wiiners
Foxmar320: Sony garbage!
vinewood_og: Doooooooom!
Lysander_salamander: I hope it's not that one guy
Juliamon: Right, last time you said you only got to the Bs
lamina5432: psn sucks
SmithKurosaki: Oh boy, PSN again!
TheMerricat:
@ArdCollider
Omnipotrevor: Oh yeah, Sony's storefronts are awful to navigate. Always. Forever. The worst
DaxStrife: Dusty pixels.
betweenmyself:
definitely some garbo on the PS store 
ButButTheJesus: not dusty, shiny!
Lysander_salamander: oh thanks for the reminder to dust my electronics
Foxmar320: "stealth"
Blip2004: oh the PS store has some quality trash
PharaohBender27: Right, the stealth game where we were killing Nazis in WW2
Desruprot: its been 84 years
Lysander_salamander: oh noooo
SnackPak_:
DigitalSeahorse:
Kentosaurus: let's go
Nigouki: oh yeah those beams are AI
Darleysam:
I'm confident a human drew that artwork
TheMerricat: New W+P theme, the alphabet. A new letter every month!
DoodlestheGreat: Not the worst idea.
IanAllenBird: Garbage Day!
patrick_stonecrusher: Ting Ting Ting
an_archist2: floaty, wiggly swords
SymphonySolstice: great start
Aenir798: it's loud for us too
nyoomgoom: oh lets go off brand greensleeves
incredulouspasserby: ye olde bwap
ArdCollider: attack harpsichord
northos: suddenly medieval music
Foxmar320: lol
vinewood_og: Owww
lamina5432: thats a font choice.
JessieImproved: I have actually heard of this game for once
Drasvin: XD
ghyllnox: I'm realizing there are going to be a lot of vibe-coded bad games in the near future
Solo_Support:
wedge_x: toss a sword to your smither
margieargie: Anvil of Damocles
BluTGI: Acme Blacksmithing
MacbethSeemsSus: Anvil of Damocles
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Omnipotrevor: Are we going to end up getting one episode of W&P for every letter of the alphabet?
an_archist2: the anvil is for catching wabbits
voslan: GARBAGE TIME! Yeeeeees!
TheAwkes: I have been generously applying the user-added tag "ai slop" on steam. It feels almost like doing *something* about the situation.
aussz: But also, why sign inside?
DigitalSeahorse: wide anvils
MacbethSeemsSus: @margieargie got there by a second!
ButButTheJesus: @wedge_x "ow!"
NimrodXIV: what in the minecraft are those
Angreed66: I wish game devs started sound at 0% default
PharaohBender27: I'm going to call this as a "cool idea, badly executed" game
aussz: That makes no sense
Lysander_salamander: oh this is awful already
Desruprot: square anvils
gualdhar: those graphics are better suited for the PS1
Dog_of_Myth: Why is there carpet in the forge area??
Foxmar320: Wow this looks amazing
aussz: Sign go outside
northos: always remember to lock your shelves, kids
lamina5432: magic locks
ghyllnox: o7
RealGamerCow: that shirt
A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 you’re amazing
Kentosaurus: blacksmith emoticon: o7
incredulouspasserby: oh this is gonna be a good one right off the bat
DigitalSeahorse:
extruded anvils 
DaxStrife: [Dave Spokesman voice:] "You need WOOD."
Aenir798: what is wrong with this movement
Lysander_salamander: oh no it's a shop simulator
Foxmar320:
@A_Dub888 
Nigouki: you have anvil and you have ANVIL
PorpoisesUnknown: 10 iron or tiron if you will
NimrodXIV: what town
Foxmar320: Oh no a customer! Hide!
ghyllnox: Town? What town?
nyoomgoom: blacksmith simulator on fucken tattoine
vinewood_og: Why?
gnyrinn: Is this a combination Blacksmiths and Tavern?
SpacePotato01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months, currently on a 123 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SpacePotato01! (Today's storm count: 54)
aussz: Time to find the sub ocean
PharaohBender27: Are we just in the middle of the desert!? Not even in a town?
Mindfire13: Why is this blacksmith on Tatooine?
ladylinzington: that man has seen things
Aenir798: can we turn the music down?
A_Dub888: waxe
CoyoteSans: this guy looks he's about to tell us to halt we've violated the law
KeytarCat: I know this melody, is it a royalty free fantasy track?
Blip2004: oh its a beach, not just the void
Garfman314: realistically, wouldn't this guy just be making piles of nails
Garfman314: maybe horseshoes
Foxmar320: Ok so this guy is a shop? Where is his stock at
wedge_x: he says as if there's only one problem with Watch & Play
cylindricpanda_: I'm at work so will catch the VOD, but love you guys for being the beacon of positivity in the shark/shit sandwich that is 2025
NotaVideoEssayist:
500 Garbage Day!
ElektroTal: i'm sorry, are you guys talking? i can't hear anything
notthepenguins: Garbage time!
Foxmar320: He just stands outside our shop to sell to us I guess
vinewood_og: Slopblivion Remastered.
Blip2004: I often find the LRR streams to be very quiet compared to everything else on the internet
ElektroTal: oh. i sat on my mute button
northos:
trophy earned
PharaohBender27: Oh it's a rhythm game
NotCainNorAbel: I really want Twitch to allow streamers to send the game and mic volumes differently; then let the listener mix it.
Desruprot: quick hands
WizardOfDocs: Just saw the Mastodon post; what did I miss?
aussz: Is that a Juggalo?
TheAinMAP:
vinewood_og: You need someone on expo.
TehAmelie: oh what is this? looks strangely familiar
Mindfire13: I find LRR streams to be quieter than other streams and videos
Dog_of_Myth: @WizardOfDocs just started
Juliamon: WizardOfDocs Nothing, just started
TehAmelie: like a dream some other W+P game is having
Omnipotrevor: you're PSN trophy collection is going to be so bizarre
e_bloc: get my man an umbrella or something
Foxmar320: I still love this guy just standing outside to sell us stuff
RealGamerCow: Good thing this deserted island uses USD
lamina5432: gotta up that gamer score
Strebenherz: Hallo! Late to watch and play but I see the garbage is good today
e_bloc: dudes gonna be so burnt
RelwinEJ: AUGH!!! Loose instead of lose. Actual bane of my existence.
Mindfire13: Lovely day on Tatooine, isn't it?
SquareDotCube: hm, gotta find silver
LurkerSpine: You would think this method would be HARDER to implement
Foxmar320: We need to hire staff at this point
raulghoulia: you need to hire someone to work the desk
northos:
@RelwinEJ I just hope you don't loose sleep over it 
Aenir798: you'd think incrementing your inventory would be simpler than spawning a physical item in the world
Driosenth: Can you get into the sea?
Strebenherz: Also Alex, thank you for the star trek streams. Started chugging through voyager
PorpoisesUnknown: So immersed
betweenmyself: To be fair, anytime I shop at Walgreen’s they throw my purchases on the ground outside as well.
A_Dub888: axammer
TheAinMAP:
e_bloc: I didnt realize it was so easy, I should become a blacksmith--I've played dead by daylight before
SymphonySolstice: [winds up entire arm] HYAAH [tink]
ghyllnox: I've always heard the emphasis on the second-last syllable, source: I have it
MacbethSeemsSus: I feel like the creation of the Unity engine was very much a monkey paw situation
kusinohki: now I'm imagining a sort of overcook style blacksmith shop. mine the ore, then run the forge, then hammer thing into shape before customer gets too angry...
rustywir3s: lmao gottem
PorpoisesUnknown: Lmfao
e_bloc: at least it has a flared base
A_Dub888: ~“Oh I’ve been working at the Smithy! All the live long day!”~
raulghoulia: you hit stuff with it
Kentosaurus: flintstones hammer
AugmentingPath: it's vendor trash
Foxmar320: omg the line
IanAllenBird: function is hit stuff don;t ask what
northos:
it's tapered to concentrate the force 
Strebenherz: BALD PEEN
PharaohBender27: Presumably for crushing heads
Driosenth: IN MATTERS OF TASTE
L0rdX33n: Wait, Alex is a nerd?
SmithKurosaki: In matters of Tasta
DigitalSeahorse: generic hammer
SquareDotCube: t he barrel bashing one to get to a giant ape
theflamealpha: when the peen is bald
pleonasticTautology: Need a merkin, Graham.
azureHaights: "What is that hammer doing" "ITS BEST"
L0rdX33n: Say it ain't so
DarkMorford: GRAHAM
TheAwkes: I have one much like that in the shelf behind me right now. A sledge with narrow faces.
SnackPak_: gotta peen some balls
Crad0k: GRAHAM
TehAmelie: i think Andre the blacksmith is hammering so relentlessly it's reverberating to other games and making their blacksmithing easier
GhostValv: it's all the rage these days
Hedonistic_Mushroom: You crafted over by the fire and the completed one spawned on the anvil 2 feet away
Mai_Andra: is that what we're calling "circumcised" now?
Garfman314: i think you also need an apprentence constantly working the bellows
lamina5432: is this Ui the game?
kingandcommoner: It's the legendary hammer of Asit Phlip
e_bloc: that diet coke is 18% ABV
Foxmar320: Ive heard a lot about Vintage Stort
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah vintage story mentioned
letsbelgo: vintage story rulez
Mnemonicman: Vintage Story much fun
betweenmyself: Bald Peen, brought to you by Manscaped
Gaelan_Maestro subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
Gaelan_Maestro: whoooo
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Gaelan_Maestro! (Today's storm count: 55)
SymphonySolstice: it was originally a minecraft mod
JessieImproved: Vintage Story is great
PharaohBender27: We clearly have great strength
RealGamerCow: busted a nut = got a hernia
e_bloc: you call that a frenzy
SquareDotCube: he's now and anchorman
WizardOfDocs: you have to build your ceramics out of chisel&bits, it looks so nitpicky
darkcyril: That's just storage it looks like?
Garfman314: "talk to your wood"
Foxmar320: I think thats just storage
Garfman314: just like every morning
DaFhaye: You know the sad part is I would actually love a good game like this
Lysander_salamander: how peculiar
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 138 months!
BillTheCat: you get the wood you win the game
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, BillTheCat! (Today's storm count: 56)
raulghoulia: he's a vampire
tidehollowcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, tidehollowcat! (Today's storm count: 57)
NotCainNorAbel: collusion!
CptMurphey: evening garbage?
e_bloc: hes gotta get that base tan
Lysander_salamander: or from a bog
Hedonistic_Mushroom subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Thank you, gentlemen, for your service in wading through the hilarious doo-doo games out in the world.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Hedonistic_Mushroom! (Today's storm count: 58)
kusinohki: he has to talk to ships delivering the stuff... I guess??
Garfman314: y'all should watch some Primitive Technology
DeM0nFiRe: Wood Shield? Uh yeah, I sure hope it would
betweenmyself: Outside merchant is waiting for you to blacksmith a nice corner for him to spend his days Blair Witching it.
DigitalSeahorse:
you had to wrangle iron back in the day 
wiganlass: Andre is never this busy!
Desruprot: I wonder why they made so many trophies
Foxmar320: Bog ore?
Kentosaurus: meteorite?
CoyoteSans: yeah, bronze was technically better as a weapons/armor materially, its just iron was superior from a logistics standpoint
SymphonySolstice: damn where do I sign up
ghyllnox: Meteoric iron?
Lysander_salamander: it's a byproduct of the bog
Nigouki: aren't bogs full of bacteria?
CptMurphey: it's a bacterial thing for got iron isn't it
Foxmar320: Huh
Garfman314: he's working on it
CptMurphey: bog*
gnyrinn: The vikings called that iron "swamp-red"
TheMerricat: "Bog iron is a form of impure iron deposit that develops in bogs or swamps by the chemical or biochemical oxidation of iron carried in solution."
Blip2004: the ocean also forms nodules of metals on the ocean floor
GhostValv: yeah that was kinda weird as heck
MWGNZ: primitive technology is legit
SquareDotCube: bronze and iron was a strange time, you had the durability of bronze but couldn't keep an edge, meanwhile iron could be made very sharp but was rather brittle
CoyoteSans: and yeah, working with iron was harder than bronze, so you could have a monopoly on iron workers
ghyllnox: Could you make it out of blood?
DigitalSeahorse: neato!
RealGamerCow: you must have to collect like TONS of it
e_bloc: is the gameplay just restricted to "things I couldn't figure out how to do in unity"
rustywir3s: who up smelting they bacteria
ghyllnox: Could you make a blood knife?
Foxmar320: I have not but now I need to
Strebenherz: the new dwarf fortress is looking interesting
WearingCats_CwC: I mean you could be trying to forge swords out of tamahagane. Which I'm pretty sure just means "shiny balls"
notthepenguins: That explains why it's orange
MistahFixIt: "Sword of Slime Moldf's Bane"
DigitalSeahorse:
science! 
BusTed: Like navigating through the swamp in Return to Zork
MacbethSeemsSus: While I find the channel very hit or miss, the Veritasium showing how Japanese blacksmiths swords is fascinating
RealGamerCow: bogs are so bizzare
kusinohki: metallic iron? what's non-metallic iron??
BillTheCat: mistique feeds that guy a bunch of iron and then magnito pulls it from his blood
calculated_uncertainties:
52
TheMerricat: "Iron is carried to bogs in low-pH, low-dissolved oxygen iron-bearing groundwater that reaches the surface through springs, along with structures of fractures, or where groundwater intersects surface flows.[3] The iron in the water is then oxidized by dissolved oxygen or, through enzyme catalysis by iron bacteria (e.g., Thiobacillus ferrooxidans and Thiobacillus thiooxidans) that concentrate the iron as part of their life processes."
Nigouki: speaking of bogs, last week I found out there's still power plants that burn peat these days
DigitalSeahorse: educational garbage today
e_bloc: that is more than I ever expected to learn during watch + play
PharaohBender27: Oh I just noticed that we're like 1 hour from closing
Lysander_salamander: I also enjoyed seeing documentaries on bog-mummies on pbs back in the day
DigitalSeahorse: where's our bed?
MacbethSeemsSus: The remaining doordash drivers are going to be very disappointed
lamina5432: that’s a large line
DigitalSeahorse: do we have to craft a bed?
e_bloc: @DigitalSeahorse havent built it yet
rustywir3s: don't call me shirley
e_bloc:
204
ButterBall000: Oh right, Watch & Play is Tuesdays now
lamina5432: I knew that one as a good weeb
betweenmyself: presumably those are display racks out by the customers, in case you get a chance to build up premade products
BusTed:
Mattmitchell45: @ButterBall000 It's always a delightful surprise for me
PharaohBender27: Right, don't you have to swing a katana the way you would a fishing rod so it doesn't break?
CoyoteSans: also, turns out you really only need a few folds to get it tempered, anything more is just marketing fluff
Desruprot: Japan is not known for its mines
DigitalSeahorse:
Mindfire13: Japan sources their iron from Ae-Nasir
DoodlestheGreat: Alex, there's an anime from this past Summer called "Ruri Rocks" that you might find fascinating. It's about minerology.
RealGamerCow: This game has potential
TehAmelie: when do you have time to pre-make stuff with this unending line of customers waiting?
e_bloc: hes a metal man with a metal plan
Rockario: So this is a low-rent Atelie game?
DigitalSeahorse: boat crashing
Desruprot: Iron Helmet and Anchor, weird
AugmentingPath: deep sea diving. Hope the helmet is airtight!
Garfman314: Daily Panic Out To The Man is my Panic At The Disco cover band
johnnylongtorso: hey, Fable 2 minigames
glitched_goddess: real huang gai hours for dooder tho
Blinkey17: green bar gets narrower the more you get sick of the 9-5 work
raulghoulia: lease to own atelier
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ye Olde SHoppe SImulator
lamina5432: it might match up with the first atelier game
Strebenherz: new diablo looks lit
PharaohBender27: The Atelier games at least had backstory, which I know thanks to Unskippable
pleonasticTautology: That guillotine is in a Crapshot!
e_bloc: glad the rich in BC are finally getting it
DiscordianTokkan: Did the candy bits clean off of the guillotine well?
MistahFixIt: "I built a guilliotine, as one does..."
Mindfire13: Narrower because more complex, wider because more knowledgeable
Rockario: I say Atelier, but I don't kknow if it is the origin of this genre of shop game
Critterbot:
It was not a full size one just fyi.
Nigouki: have you tried taking a piece of a mid-1800s bridge?
CaptainSpam: Just carry a few dozen iron ingots barehanded, nbd.
AugmentingPath: Iron warhammerhammer
Farwanderer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Farwanderer! (Today's storm count: 59)
northos: iron war + 2hammer
Omnipotrevor: Speaking of Atelier games, is there anything you can tell us about Unskippable?
CoyoteSans: cast iron skillets and dutch ovens is about all i can think of you need regular iron for these days
johnnylongtorso: hear me out: branch out and cook pizzas in the forge
DigitalSeahorse: so cast iron pans will be coated with the cast iron part?
e_bloc: if we wanted to stay afloat we could stop making anchors
Foxmar320: Thats his name, Two Hammers
nyoomgoom: me when i buy washi tape and also duct tape
betweenmyself: customers got that Covid PPE tan lines look
AugmentingPath: one two three four I declare a hammer war
glitched_goddess: for old Johnny Two-Hammers
RealGamerCow: I have had coal oven pizza before, it's...weird.
Inquisitor_Xian: i'll take 40,000 warhammers please
CaptainSpam: I'm not sure what the weapon racks are for if it takes that long to make ONE item while the customers keep piling in.
kusinohki: move shop closer to the final boss so you can charge more money
Drasvin: Cheevo Dust. Everywhere
Mindfire13: its an iron alloy
e_bloc: can we just get a comprehensive list of achievements gained during W+P
betweenmyself: Easy PS Trophy Simulator: The “Game”
Foxmar320: Can we hire staff? Is that a thing
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
fastlane250: mood
ButButTheJesus: game takes place during black friday
nyoomgoom: it's almost like the game's not very well thought-out
DigitalSeahorse: what if you ignore the people for days and stockpile?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You probably have to buy automatic clickers
Rockario: The failure of low-rent games like this: implemented a bunch of mechanics because "that's the genre"
Foxmar320:
northos: I mean this is a beachside smithy
GhostValv:
Makoforte: you can pull up the list of achievements on the LRR account and it's by game
e_bloc: kickstarter, I'm in for at least $20. USD even
Garfman314: yeah, extra staff would be quite helpful
Astramentha: sir
JinaMahavira: or you buy a bunch better end of business and make a bunch at night
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
BusTed:
kingandcommoner: because you're by the ocean?
A_Dub888: They’re all moored
Rockario: and then neither tutorialize nor design around the mechanics
Getter404: "...in YOUR endo"
darkcyril: Clearly there's a rich maritime tradition on this vast featureless plateau.
Critterbot: Good joke streamer.
niccus: maybe these people don't know how to use them properly and there are so many lost anchors
Desruprot: some fleet is going to not move with all these anchors
DiscordianTokkan: "Cap'n said we each needed one or else he'd keelhaul is."
MAPBoardgames: I just got here and, wow, this game looks like a "winner"
vinewood_og:
Mindfire13: Is that water or a cliff?
Aenir798: When does the tax collector show up?
PharaohBender27: I wonder if we can walk into the sea . . .
MacbethSeemsSus: I notice you keep making new weapons rather than adding an edge to an existing one
DigitalSeahorse:
kingandcommoner: alternately, they've been listening to Alestorm and wanted to try something
SidewinderSky: an inuendo so bad graham went full king of town.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You forge 16 tons, whaddya get?
rustywir3s: love when the ingots levitate
MistahFixIt: Maybe at some point you can hire a smith's apprentice, but I doubt it somehow
jadielady: wait is this Thousand Needles?
e_bloc: buys anchor. gets back in line. buys wheels
Getter404: Clearly you're the third or fourth city in the game JUST after you unlock the bot and reach the second landmass
DoodlestheGreat: NO REFUNDS
NotCainNorAbel: walking in the sand no less
Boon_33: bags 200g
Getter404: bot*
Laserbeaks_Fury: I've seen May main, achors are 100% weapons
DigitalSeahorse: pls build me a shopping cart
rustywir3s: bot
DigitalSeahorse: cart sinks
vinewood_og: Sounds like a real drag.
AugmentingPath: I think there are shelves because this genre of game has shelves
e_bloc: you might as well be walking on the sun
Getter404: Yup time to take a hammer to this keyboard
margieargie: Also, whether there's any sub to that ocean over there...
RealGamerCow: Fill yer pockets full of iron and walk into the sea
Laserbeaks_Fury: What are the odds there's just limitless stuff out there
DiscordianTokkan: Loading your pockets with iron before wading into the subocean.
TehAmelie: clearly they need all these weapons and anchors to go adventuring on the high seas, and those are the only things blacksmiths make you need on a boat
Drazoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months!
Drazoth: That's a lot of months
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Drazoth! (Today's storm count: 60)
IanAllenBird: whoa
phoenixletmeuseadashd: wut
aussz: Period accurate quality of life
fastlane250:
DigitalSeahorse:
johnnylongtorso: look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
CaptainSpam: Suddenly LORE!
kingandcommoner: because Zeus
MistahFixIt: "huh, what a thing to miss"
BusTed: is he wearing jorts
e_bloc: oh its the giant you have to feed anchors to survive
Twilight_Spark: They're uhhh, peppercorns.
Nigouki: ore veins
MAPBoardgames: Jee-Zeus!
DiscordianTokkan: Zeus' ballsacks
RealGamerCow: scrote rocks
AugmentingPath: those rocks... so VASCULAR!
Sethalidos: Zeus has pants
Aenir798: It'd be so easy to poke a needle into those rocks
TehAmelie: those rocks are on roids
vinewood_og: Half naked lightningmun
aussz: Sub ocean! Sub ocean!
betweenmyself: rocks got yoked the fuck out
raulghoulia: phlebotomists love those boulders
darkcyril: Veiny rocks. Clearly that's where all the ore comes from.
Iluvatardis: The ore is stored in the veins
rustywir3s: rocks were carved with the bald peen hammer
northos:
BusTed:
Kazman20a subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Kazman20a! (Today's storm count: 61)
Boon_33: they put clothes on him? that's no Zeus.
Inquisitor_Xian: in a game about a blacksmith surely veiny rocks would be a plus?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh I see, we're on the Isle of Mann
Lysander_salamander: asterix-shaped plants
CuteTeaGoat: so this is some sort of Sisyphean punishment then?
nyoomgoom: yea rocks have veins but Not Like That
Fanklok: Its ore veins
NotCainNorAbel: He's a witch!
BusTed: load-bearing log
SiegeFeathers: this is the island from The Witness 2000 years ago
Rockario: *Warcraft 3 voice* inventory is full
e_bloc: anchors, giant zeus statue, non-veiny rocks. someone help me budget
nyoomgoom: the floating wood resources. of course
Mindfire13: Would that be called Blake Smith?
vinewood_og: Don't threaten me with a great time.
Mai_Andra: Isn't that just BlackAdder?
theflamealpha: ser krogathan
Gekyouryuu: Key Lager is the name of my programmer themed beer
MAPBoardgames: LRR, just recycling Black Adder skits.
Getter404: So come on down to Dave's Anchor and Veiny Rock Emporium, for when you want YOUR hammer to come with a hammer
aussz: Sub ocean! Sub ocean!
Makoforte: what even thing would be replacing the craigslist in medieval times
Rockario: Lotta Anchorites around here, I guess
rustywir3s: eyyyy
aussz: Period accurate quality of life
Makoforte: Marketplace? Gumtree? Deranged Bluesky Trades?
PotatoWraiths: out of anchors? I'll have to get one shipped in I guess
DiscordianTokkan: That FLOOR'd collapse
MacbethSeemsSus: I need two anchors, a longsword, and a vanilla latte
johnnylongtorso: gotta pick up my drycleaning, get my prescriptions, and pick up a longsword
Styxseus: "Anchor? Sure, Lemme just whip one up."
DigitalSeahorse: picky
Boon_33: "I'm Zeus, and this is my favorite blacksmith on the citadel."
TehAmelie: ooh, double tapped
Foxmar320: More testing than Bungie does at least
northos:
"have to" is a strong word
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: the retail experience being annoying? too true
ButButTheJesus: game... fun?
betweenmyself: it’s a Tung Sjöbar brand anchor from IKEA
darkcyril: It was the first statue asset on the list.
Drasvin: Local landmark?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: This game play where the crafting is a timed mini game reminds me of Fantasy Life. Loved that game on the 3ds.
e_bloc: they really didnt hammer out the details
PharaohBender27:
Alternate timeline 
lamina5432: this feels like an asset flip
Astramentha: “ah shit I forgot to find the fun”
ButButTheJesus: @e_bloc huehuehuehue
EvilBadman: @lamina5432 Noo9ooo
kingandcommoner: because Christianity never took off in this game
AugmentingPath: this is just after the Visigothic invasion of featureless beach
MAPBoardgames: Zeus, patron deity of poor gameplay.
Stratavarius: On their way to transport it to the British Museum
Mindfire13: Its actually a statue of the town's founder, Zeus Legallydistinct
johnnylongtorso: well, wood does tend to float
PhuzNutz: Graham out on a school night?
SquareDotCube: On the Medieval Krog front I feel like a "priory" is the perfect setting - nothing like a bunch of guys passing time drawing and writing shit and making alchol to drink
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Are we in the time of Clash of the Titans before the greeks profane against Zeus?
e_bloc: on the tin
Garfman314: again, a standard statment at the beginning of the day "ah yes, my floating wood"
DigitalSeahorse:
AugmentingPath: could research making things out of steel, I guess
raulghoulia: worse than Adventure for the commodore
Boon_33: At the end of the day, i got laid off
e_bloc: w+p is like an uncanny valley
MacbethSeemsSus: It's end of the day, when the blacksmiths throw out all the excess weapons
phoenixletmeuseadashd: even the mount and blade 2 smithing system seems better and that's...not great
MAPBoardgames: The game Aska has a blacksmithing minigame better than this.
Aenir798: negative xp
Strebenherz: THE RETAIL DREAM
Izandai: Wow there's a cheevo for dismissing someone? Why?
betweenmyself: got a trophy for it though
Boon_33:
BusTed:
TehAmelie: i would like this if it had the same production value as like CTG game store simulator
TheNerdWonder: No smithing for you!
Laserbeaks_Fury: IF IT IS LESS THAN 0 YOU LOSE THE GAME
Blinkey17: loose
e_bloc: oh you're angry? what are you going to do, hit me with a hammer?
Solo_Support:
YOU LOOSE
Stratavarius: You loosed
AugmentingPath: you loose the game
Izandai:
Goombill: You LOOSE the game?
Despoiler98: LOOSE the game
Foxmar320:
Thats outstanding
DigitalSeahorse:
aClonedPickle: You Loose The Game
Despoiler98: the game is LOOSE
niccus: retail bliss
Mazrae: Deleveled to death that's a new one
AugmentingPath: that's what the hammer is for
SmithKurosaki: Indeed
Seagulyus: @Mazrae wdym thats a thing in dnd :V
Seagulyus: well, ADnD
SymphonySolstice: BOAT
MAPBoardgames: Momma always said that if I lost that much XP I'd go blind.
Boon_33: you've simulated a blacksmith dying from lead poisoning.
ButButTheJesus: BOAET
johnnylongtorso: Boat Trip: The Movie: The Game
MercurialVox:
BOAT TRIP
Diabore: dynamite boat race!
northos: boat speed trip boat
Dog_of_Myth: Boat
e_bloc: you motorboating son of a bitch
Despoiler98: are we on a MFING BOAT?
A_Dub888: !findquote boat
LRRbot: Quote #6723: "Sheep are like the boats of the land." —Paul [2020-01-22]
Getter404: With 'Kiv and T-Pain?
fastlane250: boat trip: runner
Drasvin: BOAT TRIP!
rustywir3s: dang, I miss Featureless Beach already
Desruprot: trip boat
DiscordianTokkan: Dynamite Boat Race?
Darleysam: are you read kids?!
TehAmelie: boats boats boats!
WearingCats_CwC: Boatnya Dynamite Boat Race?
DigitalSeahorse: tiny boat
DoodlestheGreat: HOW TO BAOT
Izandai: Damn that boat really do speed.
SmithKurosaki: Boat Boat!
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Moar games
Critterbot: Bote!
ButButTheJesus: Speed Trip: Boat Boat
Makoforte: boat IS speeding
voslan: This game seems.... Like it has controls
BusTed: optimized for a phone screen
Desruprot: boat works in lava
e_bloc: better than blacksmith sim fwiw
SiegeFeathers: no menu, just boat trip
betweenmyself: That’s gonna be a new Isekai… “Deleveled Myself Into Oblivion in a New World”
Omnipotrevor: At least there's no nonsense. just play
Shadwhawk: I feel like you should be reading out a reddit meme post now
Getter404: Experience B'oat
niccus: subsurface surfers
NimrodXIV: count them polygons
LarkSachrosis: That is a boat, and this seems to be a trop.
Izandai: Oh threading the needle.
SmithKurosaki: Wow, I didnt know there was a bootleg Gex
Boon_33: f
Darleysam: whoooo lives in a pineapple under the sea: BOAT TRIP SPEED BOAT
AugmentingPath: the lavagator got you
MTigress: imagine playing this instead of desert bus
LordZarano: The POWER of the PS5
public_key_reveal_party: What phone from 2008 is this running on?
SnackPak_: was that the boat version of a t pose?
Dog_of_Myth: So smooth
pleonasticTautology: The graphica—
Makoforte: pushing the system to it's limits
rustywir3s: lmaooooo
fiftymcnasty: so this is bad subway surfers
Diabore: thats why its silky smooth
KeytarCat: Oh no, it's a mobile game template
Thefluffiestguineapig: I arrived late, is all this from the PS5-well that answers that
pleonasticTautology: I was going to say EXACTLY THAT Graham.
DaxStrife: Coming up next on BOAT
Boon_33: is it mining bitcoin in the background?
ButButTheJesus: dozens of polygons!
Solo_Support: "How to make your first game in unity" type game
Omnipotrevor: does it have 'any' audio?
Laserbeaks_Fury: head and shoulders above Myst
Aenir798: This is what peak performance looks like
Getter404: This is the limit of Sony's power, clearly the PS6 needs to cost 800
Darleysam: I'll play the HD remake on PS6
betweenmyself: PS5?… explains the quick load times
EricTheOrange: this looks like a bad port of a bad mobile game
e_bloc: ported from a 2012 iphone
feet2big subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, feet2big! (Today's storm count: 62)
TehAmelie: hey, we had a shield!
fastlane250: flappy boat
LurkerSpine: is this one of those achievement games
Izandai:
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Several questions... Is it water or lava. Why is there gators in lava
Despoiler98: SPEED LINES
TheWriterAleph: slow, but with SPEED LINES
Juliamon: NOW you have SPEED LINES
AugmentingPath: I think you can maybe buy upgrades? Or maybe just microtransactions
northos:
I'm not convinced going faster is an upside
Desruprot: yay marginally
Diabore: are we gonna run out of downloaded garbage?
TheAinMAP:
MAPBoardgames: Hey G, is it easier to find garbage on PSN than Steam? Is it "better"?
vinewood_og: G is blending with the lava
ButButTheJesus: Speed Trip: Boat Boat
MacbethSeemsSus: It probably handles badly because you bought 20 anchors before sailing
lamina5432: is there other boat trips?
TheWriterAleph: first of the Boat Trip franchise
Solo_Support:
the magnet
Darleysam: sure buried that lede in the rush to reinforce what kind of boat it was
DiscordianTokkan: Acumulative
HadesLeprechaun: this is someone running through a game-making tutorial, changing the names and assets, and selling it as a whole game
pookahbee: Lava boat?
TheMerricat: Given the title font, I"m guessing that isn't lava, it's acid/lsd.
Dog_of_Myth: Does this game have a store?
Seagulyus: well, you see, if speed boat goes fast enough Alex then the lava wont be able to heat the board up
Cosmonautilis24 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Cosmonautilis24! (Today's storm count: 63)
Garfman314: so, because of a youtube video, i ended up reading The Grasshopper, a philosophical treatsie on the definition of what it means to be a game
glitched_goddess: lavagators
MAPBoardgames: PS trophy of shame, get!
e_bloc: we are on krypton where water is red
Omnipotrevor: This game is really good at making me wish I were playing Crash Bandicoot
betweenmyself: unfortunately the PS store refuses to carry my indy game, “Subtitle: Placeholder Text”
Nebula662 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Nebula662: 20 months is 2 years right? That's how that works
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Nebula662! (Today's storm count: 64)
Izandai: Yeah that's a common trick.
Seagulyus: the boat up* also there is crocs in the water so you are downriver from a dye factory
Garfman314: W+P definitely tries hard to push at the edge of the definitions of "game"
Mindfire13: This looks like one of those flash games I'd play when I was 10
ClodiumSoride: What can you buy in the game shop?
SmithKurosaki: ye
MAPBoardgames: Did you install and launch the game?
DigitalSeahorse:
must track progress
thesurfaceofthemoon: that 88% kinda thing happens in part because people play in offline mode
SymphonySolstice: so you know how many people bought it and immediately sent it to the backlog graveyard
darkcyril: *shoves long list of games that I've bought but never played under the bed*
rustywir3s: ooooooh ahhhhhhhhh
Getter404: But are any of them Night Boat
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
Izandai: Honestly Boat Trip was entirely functional it was just barely anything.
Makoforte: Also is Alex rocking a snufkin hat?
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no
Mai_Andra: I would like to imagine the different boats have different handling.
TehAmelie: i think like 20% of games bought on Steam have never been launched, so Elden Ring is a little ahead of average
DarkMorford: Uh oh
Izandai: oh no
RealGamerCow: yeh.
ButButTheJesus: oh boy
Despoiler98: @darkcyril *cant because my pile is already under there*
raulghoulia: I can't wait until they get to Boat Trip on Talking Simulator
PharaohBender27: So, this is a ripoff of that?
SmithKurosaki: oh noooo
SnackPak_: kids love brain rot
MalFnord: duck and cover!
Seagulyus: run Alex! run like your life depends on it!
Getter404: Which is a clone of an identically named Roblox mode
NightValien28: oh no
DigitalSeahorse:
NoxStryx: Those "progress" achievements are for the devs it helps them know how many people are actually playing and how far they get before stopping playing
MAPBoardgames: Steal the Brainrot: Bullying made easy!
RealGamerCow: the children have a slurry of memes and racism instead of brains
fastlane250: the children yearn for the rot
Sethalidos: Hello, Gordon!
Gekyouryuu: I recently learned of my new favorite achievement: there's a game called Buck Up and Driver, where you control a crazy fast car and drift a bunch, and if you disable the music, you get the achievement "You're gonna put on some Eurobeat, aren't you?"
ButButTheJesus: The Brainrot: 2025 Edition
SmithKurosaki: @RealGamerCow this
TheNerdWonder: so memes taken to the N'th level?
Gekyouryuu: Buck Up and Drive*
TehAmelie: i felt i had a touch of brain rot last week
Solo_Support: ai generated slop
IsaTheEngie: oh no
Izandai: Thanks I hate it.
Sethalidos:
oh not that AI 
Despoiler98: excuse me?
SkylerRingtail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 129 months, currently on a 129 month streak!
SkylerRingtail: What fresh slop is this.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SkylerRingtail! (Today's storm count: 65)
RealGamerCow: I have heard those words before.
NimrodXIV: those are words
RealGamerCow: unfortunately
Despoiler98: Im sorry WHAT?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate the name but that image is great
e_bloc: im in
DigitalSeahorse: oh
e_bloc: uy
fiftymcnasty: good ole italian brainrot
MAPBoardgames: Isn't TungTung copyright?
Thefluffiestguineapig: But only the right hand side
PotatoWraiths: ITALIAN brainrot?????
MAPBoardgames: somehow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE now I hate it
Lysander_salamander: meme games. Yaaaaaay
HadesLeprechaun: morbid curiosity
Strebenherz: No worries graham
Lysander_salamander: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
epsilon_vee: """italian"""
Getter404: That is a seductive yet threatening stick
Seagulyus: well the brainrot is AI gen'd but these models might not be?
incredulouspasserby: Tutorial: move
IanAllenBird: agh
Dog_of_Myth:
Seagulyus: oh that is ai gen ew what a "dev"
an_archist2: that is upsetting
PharaohBender27: The fuck IS that image
DigitalSeahorse: I just saw flying dragon vehicle yesterday
rustywir3s: welp
Izandai: Absolutely horrid.
Makoforte: it has a *career* mode??
Artificer0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
Artificer0: Thats a interfance of all
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Artificer0! (Today's storm count: 66)
SiegeFeathers: plane trip
Solo_Support: HUH???
niccus: maximal stimulation
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE now I hate it more
fastlane250: ah sweet, AI-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Shadwhawk: Another damn endless runner
jessicaengle: Canal?
raulghoulia: hey more boat trip
ButButTheJesus: Sure.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do A Barrel Roll!
Boon_33: F?
kilgaen: yeah, this all makes sense
Blip2004: lol just an endless runner
rustywir3s: Thrilling Stuff
7gorobei: japanese kusoge: kuso(excrement) ge(game)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fox, help meeeeee
Mai_Andra: ♫
Izandai: Can you shoot?
MAPBoardgames: Multi-uncultured
betweenmyself:
Is this a hate crime?
Kentosaurus: this reminds me of the flying carpet level of Aladdin for the sega genesis
Makoforte: can you bombard. do you have a bomb button
A_Dub888: more than one culture soooo
Shadwhawk: Can you bomb those...people?
jessicaengle: Do a barrel roll
MacbethSeemsSus: You went above the trench and the AA guns got you
IsaTheEngie: well at least it's leaving out bombardillo's problematic catchphrases
DigitalSeahorse: went down too fast?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are the rules here
Getter404: Is there a Bomb Button?
HadesLeprechaun: tun tungs hitbox is insaaaane
Pteraspidomorphi: Was this vibe coded?
Gekyouryuu: slam into him?
MAPBoardgames: Are those hitboxes regulation size?
Omnipotrevor: Are the hitboxes just really wide?
DigitalSeahorse: his hitbox is large
Izandai:
public_key_reveal_party: This is actually like, making me a little depressed
rustywir3s: Are you meant to crash into him
gnyrinn: Who glued ramjets onto this Wildcat?
TehAmelie: i feel like there's invisible pixels
DigitalSeahorse: the dude is large hitbox too
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicaengle: He's gaming!
EvilBadman: Get us cup of that hitbox piss
Izandai: You have no ability to shoot?
e_bloc: needs more veins
HadesLeprechaun: I think Tung Tungs range is wildly larger than his model
kilgaen: the game forgot that you can fly
NimrodXIV: I am also too old for this
DiscordianTokkan: I wanna cup of that wood's PISS. (So... sap?)
Mai_Andra: is there another button... to shoot at wood?
Lysander_salamander: oh, it's a runner
Boon_33: can we go now?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: this is just a really bad infinite runner
KakuEpsilon: Do you have shoot button?
ButButTheJesus: @TheWriterAleph its not you, its Garbage Day
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWriterAleph No, you have a brain, that's how you're disqualified for this
Izandai: This is what the show is about.
margieargie: I've seen the games my generations made in our youth, this is just normal
betweenmyself: only 15 more miles of this trench run and we can bomb the open vent ports
mercano82: at what point does Darth Vader come up behind you?
FadedOasis: Yeah, but nobody got fired after releasing this.
sephyhallow: There's plenty of real things to get depressed about
rustywir3s: this would be better if the floor was lava
MAPBoardgames: this is, at least, a functional game
pookahbee: The modern evolution of crap
MolaMolaphant: plenty of [games] being made by [people]
Goombill: Does this just exist to steal money from people who let their kids have accounts with credit cards attached?
public_key_reveal_party: Fair
Inquisitor_Xian: These used to be freeware flash games on addictinggames and now people are selling them
Shadwhawk: Well, usually you had the barrier of pressing CDs and DVDs to limit the percentage of crap
KadmosTech: This feels like AI generated slop... Yes exactly what Alex just described
SymphonySolstice: this is baby's first video game in college material
TehAmelie: i'm afraid this is it. a thinner infinite-runner than Nanaca Crash
NightValien28: it can make a game for you and its something worse than anything newgrounds has
HadesLeprechaun: Skyrim but the NPCs never run out of unique dialogue!!!
Boon_33: this is basically starfox.
SkylerRingtail: AI can never experience emotions. Therefore, AI can never create art.
Foxmar320: This sure is game
HadesLeprechaun: they're just natter on forever!
HadesLeprechaun: *they'll
Sethalidos: I am so confused
darkcyril: "But bro, you can bring this AI slop into ANOTHER AI slop game"
Getter404: Lo Fi Beats to Tung Tung to
Blip2004: How about a Fromsoft mainline Final Fantasy
DeM0nFiRe: The AI making games shit reminds me of that game console that was going to create its own games like 10 years ago
kilgaen: I remember when the cheap game made with recycled assets was Castle of the Winds and it was awesome and well ahead of its time
Gekyouryuu: the general opinion of AI bros seems to be "it doesn't need to be GOOD, it needs to be what I want, and being what I want is what makes it good."
Makoforte: IT HAS A TUTORIAL!?!?
betweenmyself: Career Mode: You live here now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: You're asking that like there will be satisfying answers
Thefluffiestguineapig: I miss Tomato Way
Sethalidos: the eye foot isn't better
Foxmar320: Everything about this is unsettling
TheMerricat: You have to beat a level to be able to play it on endless.
betweenmyself: Endless Mode: There is no escape
Toxxick: @kilgaen CotW just sent me back to my first game ever played
KadmosTech: What is this loading screen
public_key_reveal_party: It's like if Salvador Dali sucked
margieargie: "Career" in the "lose control and crash" sense I guess
DiscordianTokkan: Everything about this has been a lie so far, so probably
incredulouspasserby: Oh yeah didn't you see the tutorial? It was "move"
Megaparsec256: i mean the tutorial just said "stick = move" so yea
Makoforte: i mean
RealGamerCow: I played more advanced games than this in 1981 on the Intellivision.
Garfman314: there's a pile of boring this week, it appears
Sethalidos: @kilgaen Castle of the Winds was awesome
KeytarCat: This is worse than Boat Trip: Speedboat
HadesLeprechaun: are those two google map icons on the upper right getting any closer, or is that just their UI icon for "distance"
lamina5432: my brain is rotting
MAPBoardgames: Hold 'F' to go faster. Oh wait. That's SkiFree.
rustywir3s: hell yeah
Foxmar320: LOL
Makoforte: fdgsdg
Pteraspidomorphi:
tim19862:
Izandai:
RealGamerCow: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: tungtongtongtong
Foxmar320: You asked
jessicaengle: Let us down gentle
Strebenherz: WHELP
NimrodXIV: ok
fastlane250: honestly 'boring' can be a worse crime than 'bad'
FadedOasis: At least we have this music: Medium Hip Hop 04
Boon_33: CAN WE GO, NOW?
Inquisitor_Xian: you know..fair
pookahbee: It does what it says on the tin
Kentosaurus: "I don't know what I expected"
KadmosTech:
AugmentingPath: definitely reminds me of the old Steph Sterling standby "Is this memes? I think this is memes."
Astramentha: well I don’t know what I expected
RealGamerCow: alpha brain rot
public_key_reveal_party: Well, the tutorial is very concise, I will give them that
pookahbee: Oh, more PS nonsense today?
Mattmitchell45: Stitch that on a Pillow
jessicaengle: "We're immortal. Oh no."
Mindfire13: This ain't zoomer brainrot. This is Gen Alpha brainrot.
rustywir3s: hmmm
SmithKurosaki: @pookahbee yup
Makoforte: god. why is there so fucking much AI.
rustywir3s: Oh I love JJBA
SnackPak_: was homestar brain rot?
WiJohn: Have I had a stroke?
Shurtal: Cappuccino Assassino
kilgaen: this is No Russian?
DiscordianTokkan: Reaload
pookahbee: @SmithKurosaki It feels weirder when it's on a console.
IsaTheEngie: the coffee ninja is cappuccino assassino
CaptainSpam: Well, you must be a live.
betweenmyself:
This is definitely a hate crime
Foxmar320: well ok then
phoenixletmeuseadashd: "scar"?
an_archist2: Reaload
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ethan WInters
Blip2004: its only at 1
ButButTheJesus: OKEY
Makoforte: -i
Barb4rian: oh god the ai slop is in garbage day now
Iluvatardis: Reaload
Garfman314: homestar might have been a little brainrotty
Despoiler98: GUNNIT
Mai_Andra: the trophies were things like "perform 2000 strafes" and "avoid 700 Tung-Tun Sahur"...
FadedOasis: You must be a live!
Kentosaurus: both arms from the right side of the body
DigitalSeahorse: not just brainrots but Italian ones
Despoiler98: gun mans
DaxStrife: "You Must Be A Live!"
HadesLeprechaun: asset packs! \o/
DiscordianTokkan: Heal, or SCAR
DigitalSeahorse: uh
DaFhaye: These feel more "LoL so random than anything
Boon_33: Sharkkicks, cousin of sharkfists?
Omnipotrevor: Because that's what the shooting assets are connected to
Makoforte: kids you can draw way better brainrot
Foxmar320: Graham how do you know all this?
Mashamino: mouse sensitivity = extremely high, racial sensitivity = no
Blinkey17: What was Bomardino doing between 1939 and 1945?
Iluvatardis: I wonder what "Scar" does
Izandai: Thank god.
public_key_reveal_party: Graham i think one of us is having a stroke
AugmentingPath: press down on the dpad to... scar?
terribleplan: Scar urself?
pleonasticTautology: Hey Graham, may I ask something you don't have to answer? I assume you and Kathleen have raised Penelope to have better taste than this. Does Penelope try and get her friends to have better taste?
KadmosTech: My 13 year old says "Those things are weird. But uninteresting" (I think this is a parenting success, on my part?)
Stratavarius: Gotta reaload the gun
ghyllnox: Don't forget, You Must Be A Live!
Gekyouryuu: it's quite good
Foxmar320: Kpop Demon Hunters is amazing
SmithKurosaki: I wish knew less, but my partner's niblingg is obsessed with this crap
rustywir3s: You Must Be A Live!
RedAlexxis: It's pretty good
Dog_of_Myth: K Pop Demon Hunters is very good
TehAmelie: movie of the year maybe
Mindfire13: I heard its great if you can get past the movie's name
ladylinzington: it is excellent
e_bloc: my 5 year old 6-7'ed me today. its all over
RedAlexxis: Yeah, because it was written and animated by actual people
Juliamon: I haven't watched it but I read an interview that made me appreciate it
MacbethSeemsSus: Scar?
SymphonySolstice: where the wild things are (out for blood)
niccus: brainrot makes you so sensitive
Izandai: What does dpad down do?
pookahbee: No Graham. It's a real oad
Omnipotrevor: I have one complaint with that movie, and that is towards the end where the MC goes from her lowest point directly into her triumphant song with no character beats between
northos: how can I re aload if I don't know how to aload in the first place
Foxmar320: The music is outstanding.
DigitalSeahorse:
Gekyouryuu: it's the company that made the Spider-Verse movies
CaptainSpam: This reminds me of foreign gag games, where it's some elaborate inside joke to a culture and likely some current events/politics we're not familiar with.
RealGamerCow: There are some good subtext themes as well.
MAPBoardgames: Interesting game, the only way to not lose is to not play.
KakuEpsilon: Kpop Demon Hunter has its music on Wal-Mart radio
MacbethSeemsSus: Same studio that did Enter/Through the SpiderVese
vinewood_og: Is this a slop?
pookahbee: What is "Scar"?
tinykad: Hello!
Inquisitor_Xian: gotta direct your attention to "YOU ARE A LIVE" in the top left, notably not "alive" A LIVE
Izandai: Some of us have!
Foxmar320: @KakuEpsilon Yeah I heard Golden at Walmart
Makoforte: also the songs are playing on the radio
raulghoulia: animation age ghetto
RealGamerCow: What is "scar?"
KadmosTech: I am at least one live.
Mattmitchell45: Are these Trapped in Amber 90s radio folks?
ButButTheJesus: as a society? no. we are still... no
epsilon_vee: some kind of ... land shark
Omnipotrevor: @Foxmar320 I've heard Golden, Soda Pop, and the final song so far
gnyrinn: How did you pick up radio-signals from the early 1990s?
DigitalSeahorse: funless jocks grew up on football only
Despoiler98: no this is the era of the dude bro bully resergent
Getter404: I mean, look at how much the "Live Action" Lion King made while still being 100% animated. The public somehow still believes Cartoon = Bad
saucemaster5000: I was CONVINCED I wouldn't like k-pop demon hunters and was very happily wrong
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun I heard Golden on the radio driving down to Atlanta
HadesLeprechaun: My mom still thinks cartoons are 'for kids' so when literal Nazis show up and people die in Del Toro's Pinocchio, she'll say "Kids shouldn't be watching this!"
mercano82: down looks to switch to a SCAR
Thefluffiestguineapig: What does "scar" do?
MAPBoardgames: Can you find the subocean?
Despoiler98: dude bros are literally running my country right now
TehAmelie: lean closer to the gun = more aim
Gekyouryuu: apparently the Shark meme is "Tralalero Tralala"
WearingCats_CwC: I just had a flashback to like 15 years ago and considering how to explain the concept of anime to my grandma...
Izandai: Having not seen the movie, my favorite thing about it is that part of the plot is that the protagonists made a world-famous chart topper, which then went on to top the charts in the reals world, which is great.
Mashamino: that green light was a gun I think
Mattmitchell45: Scar?
Fanklok: What studio did the animation for Kpop Demon Hunters?
aussz: Haha, yeah you do!
Lysander_salamander: it's very dull
IanAllenBird: extremely real
IsaTheEngie: the shark is tralalero tralala, and is moderately less problematic than the crocodile
AugmentingPath: i put the notable character in it, I don't need to add quality
Gekyouryuu: @Fanklok same one that made the Spider-Verse movies
public_key_reveal_party: Down on the d-pad I think
MacbethSeemsSus: It's like AI creation isn't really imaginative
Foxmar320: Im still shocked Walmart sells skibidi merch
Izandai: What was the potato game? That was FAR more unhinged than this.
tidehollowcat: this is just disappointing
sephyhallow: You know what? A game where you go all Purge on the memes would actually be very cathartic
e_bloc: i saw that in target
lamina5432: I saw the RC car of skibidi toilet
DigitalSeahorse:
Despoiler98: @Gekyouryuu my parents are in their 70s and dont like 90% of animated things and they LOVED the spiderverse movies
Critterbot: It's a real gun.
hypergirlie_hyperpop: i personally dont care if valve gets any toilet-head money, because IP law is fake anyway
vinewood_og: Skibidi decency
IanAllenBird: sensitivity to no
LarkSachrosis: At least Spud was made by genuine hardworking weirdos
Fanklok: @Gekyouryuu Oh shoot real? I dont remember the studio name just the owner lol
northos:
I was really hoping the sensitivity setting would just be a binary 0/1
Shadwhawk: I'm sure this is a sample game with sample assets that they dropped some crappy stolen monster assets into
pookahbee: @Critterbot Based on PUBG?! /j
Gekyouryuu: I saw multiple Skibidi Toilet funko pops at Walmart yesterday
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Also in K Pop Demon Hunter news, Hasbro and Mattel got the rights to make toys based off that IP today.
MacbethSeemsSus: Submit a bug report
ladylinzington: @Gekyouryuu what a cursed combo of words
Solo_Support: Kpop secret lair incoming
Foxmar320: Right?!
an_archist2: Super Cool Awesome Rifle
Izandai:
kilgaen: Star Wars toys
terribleplan: Self-Contained Automatic Rifle?
Mindfire13: Concord?
Critterbot: Ok, I was just... saying.
korvys: How did they not have a million plush derp tigers?
Strebenherz: they just discarded it? jfc
Izandai: That's the kind of sale that gets people fired.
Makoforte: god
betweenmyself: how Sony didn’t do a theatrical release is beyond me
HadesLeprechaun: to my knowledge, Sony didn't even finish it, and Netflix put up the money to finish it for exclusive streaming rights
ANeMzero: Remember when Sony also did that with Demon's Souls. They uh... do this.
TehAmelie: they have two sequels planned by the way
Lysander_salamander: The music from the movie went number 1 on the charts
Mattmitchell45: "Sony fum" autofills to "sony fumbled kpop demon hunters"
MalFnord: That's the overwhelming power of kpop stans for you
Izandai:
Too_Many_Knives: I have a 4-year-old and I cannot escape the music from that movie
raulghoulia: Disney had Lilo and Stitch merch 2 years before the live action movie came out
Getter404: Not exactly 1:1, but isn't this also what happened with Suits somehow becoming one of the most popular streaming shows ever?
korvys: I would 100% buy a plush derp tiger right this second
jessicaengle: How refreshing that we weren't pelted with marketing before it was a success
Shadowsoflife: what?
Makoforte: thinking about Mattel made me think of the slightly upsetting sexy Xenomorph monster high toy. And now I have to have that in my head.
gnyrinn: Let's hope the Netflix guy who said "yes!" got a pat on the back.
betweenmyself: Avocado Ape?
ThorSokar: SCAR is S(Special Operations Forces) Combat Assault Rifle
vinewood_og: Disney passed on Driver/Soderberg
Omnipotrevor: I worry that virality like this is the only way things can succeed anymore, because they avoid the cycle of hate that drags everything down before it even releases
KadmosTech: Ultimate Showdown
Makoforte: i think gen alpha have been sabotaged....
Garfman314: salad fingers has this beat 100000x
terribleplan: Animutation
Iluvatardis: The End of the World
DarkMorford: Badger Badger Badger
Gekyouryuu: Narwhals
RealGamerCow: Happy Tree Frends
Dog_of_Myth: @korvys Don't think you will have to wait that long for that.
aWabbajack:
niccus: oh there's one of those games in the nextfest. it's not sfw though
Fanklok: Its like these kids don't even know what New Grounds is
Kentosaurus: salad fingers
sephyhallow: but Weebl and Bob was decent!
IanAllenBird: I think probably gen alpha can and does do weirder but this is just what's extremely widespread
ThorSokar: Happy Tree Friends
Strebenherz: the sheer bussing existence of yaoi paddles
Getter404: Just look at your average YTMND trend. NEDM. Conan is an Alligator.
Makoforte: magical trevor...
ClodiumSoride: Hyakugojuuichi
Darleysam: I Like the Moon was rathergood not weebl
Drasvin: Badger badger badger
Boon_33: serious sam did this with no AI
Mazrae: Charlie the unicorn
Sethalidos: Magical Trevor
KakuEpsilon: Merry Tuesday!!!!
CaptainSpam: Could go even older school and pull out Joe Cartoon.
terminal_void: Charlie the Unicor
sephyhallow: Salad Fingers is still being produced
Lysander_salamander: this is the laziest
Mai_Andra:
where's hamster dance? 
Darleysam: the spongemonkeys
Angreed66: you had lead contamination
kusinohki: bambi vs godzilla
Mazrae: Candy mountain Charlie
Foxmar320: Im with you G I never got into it
Natimus_Prime: Weebl is *STILL MAKING THINGS!*
gsyhiap: The adventures of Blode
PharaohBender27: I mean, they're like what, 10? You can't expect top-tier creations from that age range
L0rdX33n: I rewatched 10 hours of Strong Bad this weekend. Holds up, we had some quality absurdism
niccus: imagine if gen alpha got really into cyriak
ButButTheJesus: Star Wars Gangsta Rap?
NotCainNorAbel: le' tired
Gekyouryuu: End of ze World
incredulouspasserby: I mean we're not looking at the weirdness of A Brainrot, we're looking at shovelware using A Brainrot models.
darkcyril: Lobster Sticks to Magnet. Godslayer.
sephyhallow: All of them felt like someone made a thing, though
ButterBall000: The Ultimate Showdown
Solo_Support: I just read "You must be a live !"
SquareDotCube: all the stick people
lamina5432: it’s part ai so the homogenization of it is high
RealGamerCow: happy tree friends got old pretty quickly
Shadowsoflife: @Mai_Andra Thanks that's in head now
Omnipotrevor: I love that weebl videos are getting new life right now as youtube shorts. They are basically the perfect format for it. He was way ahead of his time on minute long looping videos
Darleysam: one trick pony
ClodiumSoride: @darkcyril Lobster Magnet! Haven't thought of that in years.
public_key_reveal_party: It is a joke that works maybe 2 times, and then it is like "k"
KakuEpsilon: @pharaohbender27 bro, some classic weirds were made by younglings
Foxmar320: I had a instructor at a old job who would play Happy Tree Friends episodes during class
darkcyril: @ClodiumSoride It still holds up in all of it's horribly compressed glory.
sephyhallow: I never thought I'd say this about the mid-noughties internet, but, AT LEAST THEY HAD JOKES!
Gekyouryuu: I watched Happy Tree Friends as a discord movie night earlier this year, and it's not really all that good.
Foxmar320: Was odd
AugmentingPath: more spiders than expected, but make it brainrot I guess
PharaohBender27: I remember the W+P where Graham and Beej played some of those awful Elsa flash games
an_archist2: fish with nipples
MacbethSeemsSus: Holy crap they made happy tree friends until 2014
TehAmelie: what if monkey WAS banana?
ClodiumSoride: @darkcyril left claw north, RIGHT CLAW SOUTH
Mashamino: plane thing?
Foxmar320: hahaaaa
ThorSokar: WHY does all the "AI" art looks like it's greased up, or is that just me?
Mashamino:
KadmosTech: Hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: happy tree friends didn't even catch my attention
AugmentingPath: this level looks like the Slaughtering Grounds
hypergirlie_hyperpop: generative AI could really allow for *gangbusters* W+P content, if not for the selection bias inherent to GenAI users being deeply uncreative
public_key_reveal_party: @thorsokar not just you
Strebenherz: you want weird? look at the creature design for sacrifice by shiny entertainment. circa 2000
Makoforte: SCAR SOVEREIGN
Izandai: I do unfortunately find something about that rendering style... I dunno, arresting? Not quite compelling, but... Something.
DigitalSeahorse: we appear to be near invincible
TehAmelie: maybe it would be improved with the Slaughtering Grounds music
Makoforte: sounds like the name for something much cooler
patrick_stonecrusher: Happy Tree Friends was like South Park if it was just the OMG they killed Kenny moments with none of the writing
DigitalSeahorse: oh
sephyhallow: Why does this exist?
TehAmelie: improved in what direction, i'm not sure
epsilon_vee: @ThorSokar lol, now this will never leave my brain
PharaohBender27: @sephyhallow Capitalism
kilgaen: I'll say this for AI "art". These days I see art that I would have once thought of as absolute shit and cherish it for having been made by humans.
asddsa28: i am i loveingit
DiscordianTokkan: Bring Zines back
DarkMorford: Practical effects are king
Shadowsoflife: ^
gnyrinn: @TehAmelie Nothing would be improved by that 15 second loop.
RealGamerCow: claymation memes
niccus: bring angela anaconda back
SquareDotCube: paper mache
ThorSokar: @epsilon_vee Now I live rent-free in your head, so I got that going for me, which is nice
vinewood_og: acoustic brainrot, as the lord intended
SquareDotCube: hell take up carpentry
Mattmitchell45: My local art museum had a recent paper crafts festival that ruled
sephyhallow: @PharaohBender27 I was thinking in terms of what moved the human soul, and actually, that makes your answer depressingly more accurate
Shurtal: bring back ARG/geocaching, but the pay off is just "Kilroy was here"
Thefluffiestguineapig: No GenAi is boring
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it G
cosarprime: It's like purposely bad movies when looking for MST3K.
vinewood_og: Bingo
Shadowsoflife: @SquareDotCube be a blacksmith
Toxxick: AI could never make Tomato Way
RealGamerCow: People that use GenAI couldn't come up with that absolutely BAT SHIT game with the helicopter and flower and dreamscape thing
Lysander_salamander: no creativity or effort
raulghoulia: the Hironimus Bosch inspired characters in Metaphor ReFantazio looked SO COOL because they were made by people
terribleplan: Is the internet too pervasive for "outsider" or "outsider-ish" art to be a thing? I feel like some amount of that went into early weird memes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tomato Way is the best example of that
DoodlestheGreat: AI will never make Tomato Way!
betweenmyself: the problem is that collage materials cost money now… The cost for cheap genAI is backloaded in the slow destruction of creativity
ThorSokar: GenAI is never farting out Beauty Copter
SnackPak_: someone gave a shit about prayer warriors
Fanklok: AI should do boring things for creative people not creative things for boring people
NightValien28: if they are not gonna bother to make it I am not gonna bother to play it
KakuEpsilon: GenAI is used a lot by right wingers too just to dunk on the outgroup
saucemaster5000: Care always comes through, in good or bad
Izandai: It's the difference between an actual B-movie and an on purpose "B-movie".
northos: @Fanklok that's such a great way to put it
ButButTheJesus: @Fanklok oh I love this
Mattmitchell45: A lot of people do love slop though
MacbethSeemsSus: It's the same as Yahtzee's annual bland list. You have to try to make something great/terrible
hoveringhalibut: AI will never like what it creates
LarkSachrosis: The Best W+P games have been made by people with ideas. Not always good ideas, but ideas!
HadesLeprechaun: GenAI people are all 'idea guys', not creatives with a vision
Lobo_Apache: @Fanklok I love that description
Pal_Friendpatine: Prayer Warriors, Beautycopter, and Tomato Way
public_key_reveal_party: The perfect storm of so bad it is good is "infinite confidence and near 0 capability"
Shurtal: GenAI categorically can't give a shit
saucemaster5000: It's the sharknado problem
ThorSokar: I cannot wait for the "AI" bubble to pop, it's gonna be glorious
Mai_Andra: GenAI only does weirdness in exactly the same way.
DigitalSeahorse: they gonna get disappointed just like with NFTs
TehAmelie: the interesting part is trying to figure out the intentions of these games, and boy is AI opposed to intentionality
Izandai: Also it's just the way these algorithms are designed, they're made to output lowest common denominators.
ButterBall000: Now we can do art without the practice!
DaFhaye: I'm pretty sure some jobs have already been lost
raulghoulia: for Why it's cool
kilgaen: the problem is that studio execs generally have no taste. It'll take time before they admit why they're not making profits
Despoiler98: not only have no taste but have no sense of artistry whatsoever
anyGould: Weirdly, AI does a great job of turning emails into proper corporate gibberish.
vinewood_og: Tell us you didn't do the reading, without telling us you didn't do the reading.
SiegeFeathers: 100%
UxCryptic: there just isn’t any soul in any of it
DoodlestheGreat: Plastic slick.
seanmrwick: I honestly don't know what to say about this game other than.....wow
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Is it weird that one of the things that bothers me the most about this game is everything has the same green blood.
ThorSokar: and it's all greased up like a wrestler ready for a match
asddsa28: hahaaaa yes
Strebenherz: YES IT'S THAT
Izandai:
vinewood_og: Nutmeg!
Makoforte: i mean
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ButterBall000: Is that not all-spice?
Makoforte: all spice is a spice....
TheAwkes: Uncanny valley but lighting.
Garfman314: i win at cooking
ArdCollider: the joke about the Oscar for Best Visual Effects is that it can often be Most Visual Effects.
hypergirlie_hyperpop: all-spice is only a blend of like 5 actual spices, tbf
Mollylele: calling yourself an "artist" for prompting a GenAI image is like getting a cookie out of a vending machine and calling yourself a baker
saucemaster5000: As a chef, Alex is making me dry heave
Gekyouryuu: this looks too *HEAVY AIR QUOTE* "good". it's too smooth, shaded, etc.
Sethalidos: Oh so Elon Musk
kilgaen: More ingredient means more taste. More taste means more good.
terribleplan: Because AI art is made by the people who ask designers to "make it pop more" and "jazz it up" so they do, infinitely.
jessicaengle:
We're a choir
Izandai: Choirs are a lot of fun to preach to!
sephyhallow: It's full of saffron! That's the most expensive spice, and it's ALL SAFFRON AND GOLD LEAF.
Makoforte: god
ButButTheJesus: we already have too many books anyway! I don't have time for them all!
betweenmyself: Ag, but someone *outside* of the choir may see this in a clip on youtube some day
seanmrwick: I'm wondering how this gun is in terms of "realism", like recoil, reloading and whatnot
darkcyril: I can't wait for the first major lawsuits when AI inevitably gets someone killed.
margieargie: Yeah, able to make all those books in the same sense as Borges' Library of Babel
aussz: That sounds like my kid brain right before I made the most vile pasta dish ever
DoodlestheGreat: Christ, AI couldn't even fill out a Mad Lib.'
SiegeFeathers: that honestly sounds like something someone who's never read a book would say
HadesLeprechaun: "Why would I read a book you didn't care enough to write"
Makoforte: 'world's most expensive dessert' = 'we got some vanilla ice cream and froze a diamond in it'
SquareDotCube: Those kind of people seem incapable to contextualize that failure is useful
RealGamerCow: I saw someone with "author of over 800 books" and I was like "no, you aren't"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
aussz: Cloves? Why not?
MistahFixIt: Graham: "I know I'm preaching to the choir-" [adjusts mic a lil higher]
atinyspacemarine: I feel like I showed up in the middle of a Whole Discussion
lamina5432: Gen AI also can't follow it's only plot
Mollylele: art is a series of choices. genAI is one single choice
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Someone did a really interesting test where for the life of them, they couldn't force a genAI to make an image of a completely full glass of wine. Like wine up to the brim. It couldn't do it. Couldn't get close. Simple concept but cause it hasn't seen it, can't do it. Even though it's seen wine, and a full glass of water
MacbethSeemsSus: Weird criticism, why are the models so low res? You'd think AI could at least do that.
KakuEpsilon: Isn't "Bears Repeating" the name of Graham's Bear Force Aristocrats variant?
Strebenherz: "I wish to Extrude a book!11!"
WizardOfDocs: "The point of writing a book is not to write a book." A-f'ing-men.
Fanklok: I keep thinking about Dio Brando shouting "I've cast aside my humanity Jojo" while promoting chatgpt
DigitalSeahorse: reading copyslosh is so annoying too
PharaohBender27 nods
DoodlestheGreat: Tech bros want their hamburger NOW.
sephyhallow: Is this game actually AI or does it just look like soulless shit?
RealGamerCow: It's for people that want to SELL something, not for people that want to MAKE something
raulghoulia: Dan Olsons video on the twins using an Audible scam to "write" books is also great
Too_Many_Knives: In software we're running into this with design reviews now. AI will not save you from the burden of clarifying your ideas, people!
SquareDotCube: They're also the same people who can't understand that success can be bad, and in fact very bad
Fruan: You're not a gatekeeper, but there IS a gate
Izandai: @sephyhallow The characters are generated.
Skakerman_: I want to be an author. I don't want to write but I want to be an author.
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow Yep, that too
korvys: "Why would I want to read something no one wanted to write?:
Gekyouryuu: you didn't skip to THE end, you skipped to AN end, and not a good one
gnyrinn: Also: That "saleable product" is not just 300 pages of text. It's a set of ideas interacting with each other as they do in your head, for 300 pages.
undecided44: They all aspire to the holodeck... computer, make me an immersion scenario that's familiar, but new, but safe, but thrilling, and do it now!
seanmrwick: as a person who has done art and whatnot, Alex, is there kind of a similar principle?
MistahFixIt: What was that thing Kevin Defunctland said? "I hate everything about the filmmaking process slightly less than making films"?
public_key_reveal_party: I do think sometimes the idea of making a piece of art is to have it done, but like, going through the process will always make the end product better
anyGould: Would a good comparison be to film vs digital photos? Tech made it easier, but doesn't remove the requirement for artistic skill.
atinyspacemarine: As much as I'd like, say, sequels to books by authors who've passed. Nothing will actually be something they made, even if it kinda passes. Not worth it.
DigitalSeahorse: what sort of person would want to read copyslosh that repeats itself over and over
Mollylele: @sephyhallow lil of both. the characters were formed by genAI, then some devs soullessly shoveled it into an FPS.
TehAmelie: fun science fact: writing even one sentence of words teaches you something
ClodiumSoride: @Skakerman_ to rephrase, I don't want to write, I want to have written
Foxmar320: Yeah
asddsa28: yeah
Strebenherz: CORRECT
Mashamino: yeah...
seanmrwick: I mean...you're not wrong about that
NimrodXIV: ragebait is now a marketing tactic
sephyhallow: @Mollylele This explains how joyless it is
Mashamino: the floor is lava?
ButterBall000: What's funny to me is that using AI has been a low-effort in, low-effort out.
Makoforte: having finally started actually writing fanfic after years of being too unconfident to do it- yeah uh the act of creation is important
Izandai: @MistahFixIt It was "I hate everything about the filmmaking process. The only think I hate more is not making films."
SquareDotCube: Success and failure is not black and white
Foxmar320: Game is doing psychic damage
SiegeFeathers: online war is just as profitable as the offline kind
Shurtal: the good ol' days of Rei vs Asuka
MAPBoardgames: Remember, AI should be pronounced 'autocorrect'.
WearingCats_CwC: I find it useful to not have opinions
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Oh goooood, a "meme-y" FPS that's bad
CoyoteSans: I think there is a dividing line between artists and non-artists, but its not talent: its creative drive. Artists have drive, everyone else doesn't, and you can't teach that
ThorSokar: now 99% of them time you're arguing with bots or people paid to "drive engagement / troll"
OtherEdgeworth subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, OtherEdgeworth! (Today's storm count: 67)
Diabore: sucked is generous
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: weirdly existential
sephyhallow: Well done, that was awful
MAPBoardgames: I replaced my coding department with [autocorrect]
Izandai: Or at least do worse.
PhuzNutz: What are pubs, but a place to argue, debate, and discuss?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or with someone who is doing it for clicks
aussz: So much of the Internet is just rage bots
rustywir3s: uhhhhhhhhhhh
thedevil_risen1: All robo support chatbots sucks
Omthebox: Boring and small. Just like Sirus always says
Makoforte: OH
seanmrwick: ooooh nuggets
highlyeducated0wl: nice hat Alex!
sephyhallow: GATHER YOUR BOYS!
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, concerning
Mashamino: I have concerns
aWabbajack: a real ad game
RainyMint: OH
MistahFixIt: "Do better!" "...poor phrasing. Do worse more interestingly!"
Foxmar320: oh
DigitalSeahorse:
something different
Lysander_salamander: god it's so exhausting
pookahbee: The game from all my ads?!
TehAmelie: i was just thinking of The Long Walk
Fanklok: Game is a strong word to use here
atinyspacemarine: There's a quote from somewhere about "you can make art for free, it came with your humanity"
InconsiderateHat:
KeytarCat: Oh no, it's very a mobile game
Getter404: Weren't there multiple "Yeah, we made Those Games" compilation releases?
Makoforte: I would say 'make Alex play the THOSE GAMES' series except the THOSE GAMES are competently made
lamina5432: James proposed a LRR long walk today
undecided44: You must Gather your boys before venturing forth
SquareDotCube: Sometimes you just have to gather a boy
DigitalSeahorse: in mobile ads
seanmrwick: oh I've seen those ads all the time on youtube
northos: oh...there might be a game I have to suggest for W+P then. although I suspect it may already have been recommended in the backlog somewhere
Fanklok: Theres like 3 packs of those games
sephyhallow: Assemble the boys. By the end of this walk, they shall be MEN!
IanAllenBird: there's a steam game that's a collection of a bunch of Those Games
RealGamerCow: There are a series of games that actually made games of the "ad games" and they're.,..okay
TheAinMAP:
atinyspacemarine: What was the studio that made "so you want *THOSE* games!?"
Blip2004: The boys are back in town
pookahbee: Infect the boys with purple
DaxStrife: The boys are back! In town!
Kentosaurus: boy: the gathering
MistahFixIt: My god, emergent gameplay
TehAmelie: remember the game that was like this but while having text conversations with God?
fastlane250: I got an ad from one of the mobile games you played the other day. The one with the pin puzzle and starving family.
theflamealpha: that style of game actually does exist in youtube's weird playable game tab
DigitalSeahorse: slow hammer
Scy_Anide: So it's Pikman, sort of
Lysander_salamander: oh it's almost a game. Too bad about the Ai art
WokenClick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, WokenClick! (Today's storm count: 68)
LarkSachrosis: Lads lads lads
korvys: Oh, a Dalton Castle game
Makoforte: Like there is a whole ass series called 'YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!'
MAPBoardgames: "Actual gameplay surprises hosts"
Fanklok: Its called "Oh so you wanted THOSE games, well we made them"
nevermore913: So many boys
fastlane250: can't remember the actual name
Foxmar320: Im still amazed more games like this don't exist
Makoforte: It's D3 Studio
seanmrwick: @RealGamerCow I didn't know if it was "actually" a thing
Gekyouryuu: there's TWO
cosarprime: huh. so it's an actual version of those ads
northos: oh yeah that's what I was thinking of
Makoforte: They're a long time Kusoge studio
doubledbear: Three now I think
RainyMint: Hi Windows?
Makoforte: They're *really* fun
SmithKurosaki: Theres 2 of those now
public_key_reveal_party: There are a few of those
Mollylele: now see, this would eat a lot of my quarters in an arcade setting
ButterBall000: "So You Want Those Games!?" I think
raulghoulia: these cheevos
northos: @Shurtal theirs I believe, I heard it too
atinyspacemarine: oh I was about to post that steam link
Shurtal: @northos thank god
Makoforte: @niccus Yes! They rule.
Mashamino: one of my favorite Picnicface vids
atinyspacemarine: it's actually pretty good!
sephyhallow: Head canon: the lads are off for a Cheeky Nandos
IanAllenBird: It's actually pretty hard also
Makoforte: God. The number tower and number dungeon
Bionull: I want some investigative research into why those ads happen
Makoforte: and the pin drop
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
seanmrwick: yeaaaah I know what you're talking about
raulghoulia: and sometimes the influencers are AI now
Makoforte: they're so good
ThrinagaBattleheart: Age of Apes
L0rdX33n: Like an ass devouring itself
Foxmar320: omg so many fake influencers acting like weve heard of them
RainyMint: Nice
Makoforte: I want more of the fucking car game
Makoforte: parking lot game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sephyhallow Very late at night and extremely drunk yes
Shurtal: Crisis Of Infinite Apes
Mollylele: each boy that turns purple has just been asked "Nandos?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember the cavewoman game
LarkSachrosis: At a certain point it should just be easier to actually make the game
notthepenguins: There's some sort of weird marketing ouroboros going on in part of the mobile game sphere
RealGamerCow: and real agencies are trying to hire fake people now.
KakuEpsilon: I would like to suggest that if you would like more "I found this weird game and plan to enjoy every second" streamer, I would suggest DNOpls
Izandai: oh my god
vinewood_og: Stunt on them hoes.
Veraphage: It's all cake
phoenixletmeuseadashd: ooh recursive fake!
ButButTheJesus: riiight i remember that
HadesLeprechaun: the streamer Barry, old Game Grumps editor, streamed them the appropriate way, continually adding *jingling key* style gifs into their OBS overlay, it was great
MAPBoardgames: RIP!
seanmrwick: hahahahaha
RealGamerCow: those boys? dead
Mashamino: not the boys!
Makoforte: Also the third game in the Those Game series is incrediblly titled
Rhilenova: The new thing I've seen is a printout of a random screen from a fake game with people drawing on them and I have no idea why
AugmentingPath: insufficient boys
pookahbee: I think the ads saying "Wolf Game" will always be stuck in my head.
Makoforte: 'LISTEN UP! WE TRIED TO MAKE “THOSE GAMES” EVEN MORE EXTREME! SOME THINGS HAVE TO BE LEARNED THE HARD WAY!'
DigitalSeahorse: wtf
Thefluffiestguineapig: That episode of W+P was brain melting
thedevil_risen1: o7
NightValien28: all boys gone
RainyMint: NOT THE BOYS
TheAinMAP:
Astramentha: noooooooooo
incredulouspasserby: god the cell phone ad games y'all played GOT me
MistahFixIt: Wow game you actually surprised me.
Diabore: this seems like the first actual game we've played today
notthepenguins: And its the marketing specifically usually, not the devs
Thefluffiestguineapig: insufficient boys gathered
DigitalSeahorse: how you get past it
public_key_reveal_party: All my boys, gone 😭
seanmrwick: the floor went "nope"
Getter404: There was that one with someone making an AI copy of a REAL influencer for Nexon and literally everyone was asleep at the wheel when they submitted it
ballesta25: Floor that makes you dead
margieargie: "One falls, the rest continue!"
Izandai: Why 133?
ClodiumSoride: Is there a trophy for every single count of boys?
rosesmcgee: They're opening a panera near my house, gonna try that lemonade...
Blip2004: the mobile game ads I get now are just random videos of people dancing or working out beside the title of the app on a white background
NightValien28: one falls, we continue
Mai_Andra: no it has to be 18 of us...
IanAllenBird: what random numbers for these trophies
ayyyko: gather 300 boys in total for a special treat
kilgaen: are those numbers correct? Have you actually gathered this many boys?
NightValien28: tomorrow come
Izandai: Why 157???
MistahFixIt: "i'mma get Da Boyz"
ghyllnox: Why 153?
MAPBoardgames: get the boys together.
AugmentingPath: my milkshake gathers the boys in total
gsyhiap: Are they back in town?
Mashamino: these are bizarre trophies
Foxmar320: Graham's getting so many trophies
Shadowsoflife: @Makoforte the light novel
Thefluffiestguineapig: That floor really was like the Long Walk
fastlane250: why does the BGM sound familiar
Astramentha: WHEN one falls, not if, WHEN
northos: @ClodiumSoride it does seem like that might be the case
seanmrwick: like?
sephyhallow: This description of how badly faked it was makes me think of when I tried to rent in Vancouver and the images were like stock footage, while the apartments had loose tiles and missing stoves
Driosenth: "Gather ye boys while ye may"
TehAmelie: love those cheevos where you win just by playing the game enough
atinyspacemarine: We need to get everyone set up with a PiHole, fuck those ads
raulghoulia: were gonna Plat this game
Izandai: The numbers are so bizarre.
betweenmyself:
One cheevo for each Boy collected 
ghyllnox: Same, I've found a surprising number of perfectly pleasant little games that are just *miserable* with internet turned on
sephyhallow: Herding that many boys is worth a lot of achievements
AugmentingPath: boys wave technique
seanmrwick: reminds me a lot of when I was playing "Jewel 2" for Microsoft and I forgot there were ads after 15 levels
HadesLeprechaun: I like that the achievements seem to be...arbitrary numbers? 7? 193?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Simply damage boost the bois
Bionull: Stripes for bad is an interesting choice
atinyspacemarine: TTSF: DNS ad blocker
spethycakes: as many as genAI can generate
MistahFixIt: What weirdly random numbers to pick, too
northos: it's like...every 4, but starting at 1?
ButterBall000: How many trophies are there?
DigitalSeahorse:
Getter404: It's not primes, is it?
Strebenherz: trophy farming
IanAllenBird: I had to stop playing my favorite nonogram game because the ads got so egregious and they were all becoming gross out "surgery" shit
Blip2004: I would like to see Golfing with Granny show up on W&P
aWabbajack: they level your trophy level I think
sephyhallow: Dopamine reward
public_key_reveal_party: I just remember that one watch and play game that had an achievement for firing the shotgun 1 time, then 2 times, then 3 times...
Foxmar320: I think thats it G
aWabbajack: you have rankings
MostCallMe__Tim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
MostCallMe__Tim: W+p!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MostCallMe__Tim! (Today's storm count: 69)
atinyspacemarine: on xbox, achievements had points, and there was actually a shop to use your gamerscore on
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless it's plat for Ghost of Yotei for that one thing
ThrinagaBattleheart: @public_key_reveal_party Pain Train, right?
Mollylele: it's just yer regular gamer predatory dopamine squirts probably
CaptainSpam: I mean, cheevos don't really matter in Steam, either.
atinyspacemarine: like that hasn't been the case since like 2010, but
niccus: 1 achievement per 4 boys
LurkerSpine: I know some people who play games specifically for gamer score, would not be surprised if there are people who play games just for trophies
MacbethSeemsSus:
@CaptainSpam Trading cards 
DigitalSeahorse:
HadesLeprechaun: the type of player who would really, really like this kind of game probably like the dopamine of the frequent trophies as well
Foxmar320: True also gross
Izandai: what
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
RealGamerCow: I have not heard of that for a while
ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
IanAllenBird: oh no something I don't know about
Thefluffiestguineapig: "dopamine squirts" is a phrase is awful
DigitalSeahorse:
uh
MistahFixIt: I think I opened for Dopamine Squirt in Vancouver
spethycakes: I can't even get ENOUGH dopamine on a day to day basis
SnackPak_: dont you die without dopamine?
Getter404: Isn't that just "using social media any time after 2014"
thedevil_risen1: Oh noooo
public_key_reveal_party: @snackpak_ yes
aussz: Raw dog
MistahFixIt: T-Break?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: tolerance break, G?
AugmentingPath: tolerance break?
SkylerRingtail: "T-break" I think is the term?
wiganlass: oh Graham you had to ask…
niccus: platinum!
ButButTheJesus: Platinum Trophy!
ButButTheJesus: game done
Izandai:
notthepenguins: Is this just no nut November again
PhuzNutz: google "hedonic system" and find out.
tinykad: When is desert bus?
aerohydra: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 14 Nov 03:00 PM PST (23d, 21:51 from now)
Dog_of_Myth: !db
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHHHHHH that's not safe
HadesLeprechaun: feeling bad for a bit, so the goods feel good again?
Lysander_salamander: is this tiktok pseudoscience influencer bull again?
atinyspacemarine: It's not a detox, but breaking bad habits is good
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
public_key_reveal_party: Dopamine makes you feel good, and serves absolutely no other purpose
atinyspacemarine: but you have to actually break bad habits
nevermore913: That's not how dopamine works
Thefluffiestguineapig: Breaking bad habits is good true but you have to do it in a healthy way
PhuzNutz: @public_key_reveal_party not anymore, it used to though, but our society makes it moot
northos: something something when someone you hate just made a really great point
Bruceski: Given other internet detox stuff is this when you make yourself feel terrible so that when you go back to normal you feel so much better you think it must have been healthy?
RealGamerCow: after you are done with this, can you check to see how many trophies it has?
ANeMzero: the brain chemistry equivalent of taking a cartridge out to blow on it.
atinyspacemarine: "going on a dopamine detox" would also just be, like, letting up on the opium habit for a bit
CuteTeaGoat: i feel like this game needs to ramp up way more to be of any interest
MAPBoardgames: So, this game: Not too bad?
thedevil_risen1: Hehehe
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game feels like the track is meant to be tilting somehow
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's how I feel about Reiki and ASMR. The fact it can trigger ASMR means it might actually be doing something for people, but not in the way they believe it
kingandcommoner: sounds like the Hank Green video from a few weeks back where he talked about how pseudo-medicine bults get traction
public_key_reveal_party: It is like someone doing a math problem in completely the wrong way and ending up getting part of the answer right
raulghoulia: I like the indicator in the middle top
IanAllenBird: I mean that does sound like it would feel nice to do to my brain
Izandai: I saw a thing a while back that was like "microdosing boredom to fix my attention span" and it was like, okay you're just meditating. Good on you! But.
PhuzNutz: You are on the internet now sillies
jessicaengle: Huge agree, the internet is not fun anymore. Present company excluded of course.
public_key_reveal_party: I am having fun on this particular internet
ThorSokar:
Sadly most of the old-internet is gone now 
sephyhallow: @Izandai MICRODOSING BOREDOM???
Strebenherz: i've been getting back into dwarf fortress
raulghoulia: Yotei rules. just beat it
SquareDotCube: time to find out about Stardew G
gsyhiap: I find Mastodon very pleasant compared to the other shit-suckers...
lamina5432: Have you played hades 2?
Lobo_Apache: I feel that, that was me playing tarkov. It got so bad my partner did an intervention
voslan: Soooo.... I've found that having a non-video game hobby to be a very good reseter
RelwinEJ: Hades II
Dog_of_Myth:
RealGamerCow: That's why I'm playing a dumb golf game right now
northos:
yeaaaah I have experienced that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bust out Animal Crossing again
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's what I did
NightValien28:
if that is the case have you considered silksong 
KakuEpsilon: Gotcha Force on the Gamecube is a good old thing to check out
j_crane330:
mister_nibbles:
is the pope allowed to dive yet?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Also, the goal total is increasing by one boy per level
DandyGeek: Yotei slaps, man. Definitely worth your time.
Foxmar320: I just play Fallout 76 to destress. Head Empty shoot the mans
thedevil_risen1: The stabby game al-x is playing is fun
Mazrae: HD2 is soo good
CuteTeaGoat:
I feel like we've seen everything this game has to offer at this point
letsbelgo: you should. Its not hard
RelwinEJ: Ball X Pit is good for 15 minutes at a time
Fanklok: Plus Helldivers 2 is apolitical just like Metal Gear Solid
PhuzNutz: If you are actually interested in "dopamine detox" look up what the Hedonic System is in term of neurochemistry. There are plenty of peer-reviewed papers on the matter.
Getter404: Tried it for a few hours, hated the map system, never got back to it
LurkerSpine: I love Metroidvanias and I did not jive with Hollow Knight
SquareDotCube: You could do a day in Stardew
sephyhallow: Old school games I didn't get to play as a kid? That's the ticket
Bruceski: I haven't played Hollow Knight and played Silksong. Liked it until Hades 2 came out
ThorSokar: Have you blown through Blue Prince yet? that game is nice and chill
saucemaster5000: Silksong is a game designed for people who LOVED Hollow Knight
Izandai: Hollow Knight is, in fact, very good. And I would definitely recommend playing it before Silksong, if only because Silksong is harder.
Makoforte: I started it for the first time recently and I'm really enjoying it but it also very hard
HadesLeprechaun: I've been playing REPO almost weekly with friends and it's the most no-stress silly fun time for my weekend relaxation
ButButTheJesus: I bounced off of Hollow Knight and I've heard Silksong is very hard
Makoforte: EXACTLY ENOUGH BOYS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Helldivers 2 might be worth another CTS because last time it seemed like great fun
thedevil_risen1: Exactsees
RainyMint: I loved Hollow Knight but I'm just not enjoying Silksong. I rage at it way too much lol
MistahFixIt: Boy Quota Achieved
atinyspacemarine: sufficient boy
RealGamerCow: Those are so good.
JadedCynic: oh!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh RIGHT, those!
fastlane250: You seen those too?
Izandai: what
MAPBoardgames: Shake hands with danger- in Chinese!
Lysander_salamander: I should find more pinball simulators. I used to play them a bunch back in my youth
fastlane250: *saw
niccus: imagine if USCSB was more slapstick
ayyyko: yessss USCSB
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Oh, it's a ripoff of the chemical safety board videos
Foxmar320: oh yeah Repo and Peak are both great destress games
sephyhallow: Graham realising how different his internet is from Alex's internet
ThorSokar: OK, this sounds amazing
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shake Hands With Danger
atinyspacemarine: like animations from osha training
Makoforte: Oh is this like the old news stories we used to get like... 15 years ago? The shitty CGI recreations of news events??
terribleplan: UCSB meets Klaus?
thedevil_risen1: Hey Alex do you watch US CSB official?
Izandai: Oh these aren't recreations of actual disasters then?
ButButTheJesus: Turok mentioned!
DigitalSeahorse:
fastlane250: Those CGI vids are based on real incidents fyi
Makoforte: I think the green blood is a weird censorship/rating thing in asia?
ButButTheJesus: (one of my n64 faves)
terribleplan: Chemical Safety Board
ayyyko: chemical safety board
JadedCynic: but the animations are just so...disarmingly funny
DigitalSeahorse: I like that channel too
thedevil_risen1: I love it
Driosenth: Shake hands with Danger
Izandai: Very level, measured narration.
atinyspacemarine: We should get WtyP to re-narrate them
AugmentingPath: that's the right voice for phosgene, yeah
MTigress: something something methyl-mercapton
Makoforte: alex impersonating the USCSB guy crapshot when
Inquisitor_Xian: my metal shop teacher used to play those for us on days when we couldn't go to the warehouse
fastlane250:
better enjoy the USCSB while it's still here
korvys: Belzone?
Izandai: huh
Inquisitor_Xian: Graham talking about balzona?
korvys: Belzona, rather?
Izandai:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RealGamerCow: That's better than my ChemEng professor saying to us "I saw a gas canister go straight through a guy's chest, so make sure the neck is always protected"
korvys: It's adhesives, mostly
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
thedevil_risen1: Also love the Canadian linesman blogger bobsdecline .. I believe he's in BC
sephyhallow: This is 100% something Alex would chill out to
Dog_of_Myth:
Mollylele: the ABB youtube channel rips for this very reason
atinyspacemarine: I love this
Foxmar320: Thats so chill
MacbethSeemsSus: Weird kink but okay
DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah
ButButTheJesus:
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know why? Because it's earnest
ThrinagaBattleheart: That sounds AMAZIGN
ThorSokar: There's a YouTube for the company that makes hammer mills, they're also amazing
SquareDotCube: That's Crapshot material for sure
Blip2004: You can find a lot of those on youtube as well. Companies both making ones for the public and ones they forgot to make private
TehAmelie: we haven't gotten a cheevo in a while by the way
thedevil_risen1: Hes doing full instructional now on high voltage work safety
RealGamerCow: Gotta show that to Olivia
Garfman314: mmmmm argon
Shurtal: Hyper enthusiasm for the hyper innane is one of my ALL TIME things
Dr_fragenstien: even if its for the shitpost it does make me happy that things that are for educational purposes are getting popular
Juliamon: TehAmelie I don't think the devs expected us to still be playing
public_key_reveal_party: That just reminds me of that one time a traffic camera livestream became a weird hit
TheNerdWonder: USCSB is soo good. I'm pissed that their funding got eliminated during the last budget
Lysander_salamander: wild
brainbosh: One of my favorites is a chinese company showing the machinery behind making their real dolls
ladylinzington: I just found a belzona video, the comments are amazing
sephyhallow: @Laserbeaks_Fury The internet's lack of earnestness and sincerity has given us a barren place
SnackPak_: art
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO SPRINGS!
thedevil_risen1: That sounds amazing
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
atinyspacemarine: I used to be able to tune my advertisement profile on apps that I couldn't block to just show me industrial equipment
MAPBoardgames: I can smell some crapshots coming off of this conversation
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's astounding
DigitalSeahorse:
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie yeah we Platinum'd like 10 mins ago
Astramentha: 🤌
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love these
DeM0nFiRe: Argon Gas! Apply directly to the forehead!
atinyspacemarine: At one point I managed to get it to be *just* industrial macerators for a week
kimmibeans: Yay, garbage day!
Foxmar320: omg so many Jet 2 Holiday videos
ButButTheJesus: Lizard! Lizard! Lizard!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Food safe glucose? You mean the stuff that powers all the cells in your body?
Dr_fragenstien: that makes me wonder what food unsafe glucose is
sephyhallow: @Foxmar320 As a Brit, this is actually very funny
JadedCynic: I think Ian showed us those ads?
Astramentha: omg
JadedCynic: during a TTSF?
DigitalSeahorse: there's glucose that isn't, I guess that would be ultra concentrated give you diabetes in an instant glocuse
Dog_of_Myth:
Izandai:
That's awesome.
RainyMint:
epsilon_vee: food-safe glucose is usually a euphemism for high fructose corn syrup
ButButTheJesus: aw cute
DigitalSeahorse: glucose*
JadedCynic:
ThorSokar: "Oh, cool, WANT A TOUR?"
Foxmar320: @sephyhallow Its like every other video on tiktok!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's adorable
ThorSokar: hahah
DigitalSeahorse: neato
Getter404: I WANNA MUNCH
sephyhallow: I WANNA MUNCH
Dr_fragenstien: I love munch squad
public_key_reveal_party: Gave him some glucose for the road
AugmentingPath: "someone's been eating my foodsafe glucose house!"
IanAllenBird: SQUAD
Dr_fragenstien: SQUAD
Kentosaurus: feels good that the internet can be for nice things sometimes
sephyhallow: Justin
DiscordianTokkan: Justin
Makoforte: Justin
Getter404: Jorstin
pookahbee: Justin
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu fred!
niccus: justin (non-canadian)
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Izandai:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wanna munch SQUAD
DiscordianTokkan: One of the two good ones
Dog_of_Myth:
gnyrinn: "Observe, Westerner! People taking pride in their work."
Getter404: Well there's 3 and then Dougie, who they locked in the basement
undecided44: The latest and greatest in brand eating!
sephyhallow: @gnyrinn Pfffft we deserve that so much
korvys: Fast Food press releases, basically
public_key_reveal_party: Fast food press releases
Dr_fragenstien: press releases for the board/investors
korvys: But not customer facing
SquareDotCube: so I dunno about you but I think these levels are generated
sephyhallow: But they're INSANE
atinyspacemarine: The defense industry has it, and it's Insane
Kentosaurus: trade publications
sephyhallow: Wendy's spent TWO YEARS developing BETTER FRIES
niccus: themed expos for electronic health records
Mattmitchell45: I did a work ice breaker doing blackout poetry from trade marketing
atinyspacemarine: "warfighter" is so pretentious
terribleplan: Wendys training videos and "concept unification" spring to mind
Thefluffiestguineapig: The veterinary medicine industry has it and it can get WEIRD
northos: the WHAT
Izandai:
atinyspacemarine: I might be able to get some.....
Astramentha: omg
SnackPak_: so good
ButButTheJesus: Raytheon. Pride socks.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh sure. There's a YT channel called A/V Geeks that shows off older version of industry presention.
fastlane250: I'll keep an eye out thrifting
SkylerRingtail: I might know a guy...
RelwinEJ: @sephyhallow It worked though
Lysander_salamander: what
Dr_fragenstien: not going to lie I could do with a similar podcast that's JUST munch squad
NimrodXIV:
ButterBall000: I might actually know someone
ButButTheJesus: I learn so much here
darkcyril: You platinumed
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The last one was 300.
Izandai: Someone said you got the platinum already.
Foxmar320: I think you collected max boys
ll_uu_kk_aa: you got the platinum earlier!
niccus: you already got platinum at 300
TehAmelie: i think they're infinite
WearingCats_CwC: You platinum-ed
paulthemapguy: The killkill people want you to know that love is love, okay?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I could get you Boeing Defense pride merch, if they did any recently
Gekyouryuu: maybe the rest are for concurrent boys?
dumbo3k: I think you platinumed it already
CuteTeaGoat: i feel like nothing's changed for 15 levels
Dr_fragenstien: they probably didn't expect anyone to play this long
sephyhallow: @Dr_fragenstien Justin brokenly saying he and Sydnee tried them and they were AMAZING was so funny
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Did TWO people in chat just say they might be able to get some
HadesLeprechaun: RLM watching "Surviving Edged Weapons" like "I understand why Police are so aggressive when they think every single people is hiding razor blades in their hat"
ButButTheJesus: Platinum was over 10 mins ago
LurkerSpine: Yeah you got the plat already
Foxmar320: Oh you got the plat already lol
ThorSokar: I bet the next one is 1k
Juliamon: Unfortunately my dad retired right before corporate pride merch became a Thing
Kentosaurus: you did get a "boys race master" acheevo
JadedCynic: Virtually EVERY niche business has an 'industry association' and then communications from that associtation regarding their industry
atinyspacemarine: I'm also like three miles from a Raytheon office so I might be able to knock on their door
SAJewers subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
SAJewers:
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SAJewers! (Today's storm count: 70)
Mashamino: we've collected all the trophy-worthy boys
aerohydra: it was my college beer
fastlane250: oh it's an orange slice?
ghyllnox: Looks like AliExpress has Lockheed Martin branded Pride merch
Shurtal: "Tactically Activate"
sephyhallow: Will you get an achievement for a thousand boys?
paulthemapguy: The mascot for Shock Top is an orange slice Mac Tonight but more edgelord
cobthegreat: Remember getting McDonald's ornaments for working a 24 hour shift when I worked there
IanAllenBird: hhhh
public_key_reveal_party:
Strebenherz: EXCUSE YOU
korvys: Graham, this is not a backdoor way to ask for it to come back, but the thing I was always waiting for with Sidewalk Slam when you started covering AEW, was hearing you explain Dalton Castle and The Boys to Beej
EricTheOrange: "taste enjoyers"
Astramentha: NO
Mashamino: oh yeah I hate that
LarkSachrosis: "Matt will know"
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHH
patrick_stonecrusher: That was budweiser cosplaying a microbrewery
jessicaengle: oooooff
Morrigan9: hoy boy
Izandai:
One of my favorite videos on Youtube is this one by the US auto industry from like the 60s or something that's just explaining from first principles the why and how of differential steering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAw79386WI
epsilon_vee: @ghyllnox do i have to ask if it's counterfeit because that would be the funniest thing ever
Shurtal: "Tactically Activate" ͏
tehfewl: any Taste Enjoyers in chat?
AugmentingPath: that just put Alex in the Vicar Amelia needspace
Garfman314: used to listen to Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap, and they always read the screed
vinewood_og: You leave amphetamines and whiskey out of this!
atinyspacemarine: The "shock and vibration analysis" sub-industry or whatever you'd call it was weird too
JadedCynic: my mother was chapter secretary of the provincial branch of the Canadian Institute of Plumbing & Heating. I saw so much dry industry jargon and business buzzword bingo
InconsiderateHat: Oh I wonder if our tourism frameworks sound equally batshit to outsiders
DeM0nFiRe: I feel like being a little bit divorced from reality is required to work in marketing
Uniclonus: That sounds like a sentence that was run through Google Translate a few times
paulthemapguy: actically tactivate
L0rdX33n: Are there people who don't enjoy taste?
atinyspacemarine: spent several years there
Foxmar320: You got the Platinum
L0rdX33n: CEOs I guess
northos:
honestly the part about that that annoys me the most is I think I *am* a taste enjoyer in the reward myself need space
RealGamerCow: infinite
Solo_Support:
They LOVE this game
niccus: does it end?
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think this game has changed it's level design at all
public_key_reveal_party: That sounds like something Kathleen would write as a joke
ghyllnox:
@epsilon_vee If it's on AliExpress I don't think you have to ask, no
SkylerRingtail: They seem randomly generated, so infinite
soulessgamer: Infinite Graham.
korvys: The levels don't seem to be getting any harder?
NimrodXIV: @Garfman314 I miss KUEC!
MAPBoardgames: It feels procedural
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm curious what model they are using to herd the boys
thmanwithnoname: I just found a mug on etsy that says Live Laugh Lockheed Martin.
Foxmar320:
DigitalSeahorse: these games tend to be endless
Mashamino:
ButButTheJesus: long time ago
JadedCynic:
Strebenherz: F
L0rdX33n: SLAUGHTER!!
IanAllenBird:
Izandai:
Perfect timing.
margieargie: Perfect!
TehAmelie: perfect!
fastlane250: tpk
RainyMint:
TheAinMAP: TPK.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !cclip
jessicaengle: Extinction event.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @thmanwithnoname that's actually incredible
DoodlestheGreat: @thmanwithnoname Dear god.
spethycakes:
thefightnerd: 620 baby!
Lysander_salamander: yay salad
ButButTheJesus: eat slad!
Foxmar320: Return fluids
thedevil_risen1: Nice hahaha
SnackPak_:
salad
Garfman314: in front of my salad?!
soulessgamer: The sad part is I've done enough marketing work that that copy make sense to me.
Strebenherz: yellow salad
DigitalSeahorse:
paulthemapguy: eat salad above the toilet
IanAllenBird: concerned how they might be
RealGamerCow: piss and vinaigrette
thedevil_risen1: Enjoyyyy
saucemaster5000: Piss Salad unlocked
Mashamino: do not consume urine-based salad dressing
Solo_Support: cursed dressing
Getter404: something something Salad Shooter
NightValien28: but what if they are related
dumbo3k: please do not urinate the salad
A_Dub888: not related YET
DigitalSeahorse:
MacbethSeemsSus: Piss salad break
Fanklok: Wonder what salad dressing Alex will use 🤔
spethycakes: Pissalad
sephyhallow: Do you know how little copywriters are paid to spin a line about trash? Writing them just ends up a way to amuse yourself.
TehAmelie: why are we being punished
Shurtal: "Alex shall tactically activate his "Ruffage Acquisition" reward cycle"
Lithobraker: Timmy, Jonny, Spike, Vorthos, and Melvin are a strange case of customer profiles that have entered into the consumer community parlance.
paulthemapguy: You are loved, you are veen, and you are salid
Shadowsoflife: @MacbethSeemsSus would a comma make this worse?
spethycakes: Roughage going in (but hopefully not roughage out)
Dr_fragenstien: "we here at burger king are trying to maximize efficiency between the pisser demographic and our salad seeking crave enjoyers"
Fanklok: @Shadowsoflife Piss salad, break
MacbethSeemsSus: @Shadowsoflife I'm going back and forth which placement would be worse
Shadowsoflife: @Fanklok Yes, it would
spethycakes: @Fanklok so a colon, then
DeM0nFiRe: Who else has had hard piss stuck in their head for weeks
Shadowsoflife: @spethycakes Well a colon would be in use later.
atinyspacemarine: I think if you've had a hard piss lasting that long you're supposed to go to the ER
darkcyril: @DeM0nFiRe That sounds like something you should see a doctor about immediately.
darkcyril: @atinyspacemarine Mom said it's my turn with the braincell tonight.
SkylerRingtail: You didn't hear it from me, but: Sad news for Alex, all the Pride and LGBT-inclusive employee groups at [defense contractor] were shutdown after the current regime came into power.
MacbethSeemsSus: @DeM0nFiRe You can get that treated so it doesn't mineralize
Shadowsoflife: nice
DeM0nFiRe: @MacbethSeemsSus Not if it's a witch's curse
SkylerRingtail: Buuuuut...pre-2025 Pride merch still exists, and I have a source that's happy to offload some stuff. Where should I reach out?
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Shadowsoflife: @DeM0nFiRe What if it is?
L0rdX33n: I'm back, with leftover lasagna
pookahbee: Garfield?!
RunicScribe subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 89 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, RunicScribe! (Today's storm count: 71)
DeM0nFiRe: (do people not know I am referencing a LRR video)
RealGamerCow: I saw the pumpkin carving and was reminded of Matt going full ham with the scooper
MacbethSeemsSus: @ButButTheJesus Right......desert bus is soon....
Strebenherz: welcome back
Strebenherz:
Foxmar320: Hello Back
ButButTheJesus: @MacbethSeemsSus SOON
jessicaengle: Welcome back streamers.
HadesLeprechaun: honestly? despite the short loop, it wasn't grating
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail To send physical stuff I might wait till after the Canada Post strike resolves but then Mail Time contact info which I have somehow lost
pookahbee: Can we test if Alex is a witch?
MAPBoardgames: Brought all the boys to the cheevo page
Blip2004: lol 92% of people got the platinum
ClodiumSoride: Huh, I was not right.
IanAllenBird: huh
Garfman314: @pookahbee weigh him against a duck
L0rdX33n: They're not primes...
SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, it'll take time to acquire and prepare a package anyway. But yeah, will look up the Mail Time address
JadedCynic: that's prolly gonna change soon
Drasvin: Bun
thmanwithnoname: Isn't that the new extraction shooter?
terribleplan: Friends don't let friends play this game
KeytarCat: ooh, co-op?
DoodlestheGreat: WTF was wrong with that splash image.
RatherLargeToad: Formerly of Oakland
calculated_uncertainties: @pookahbee No, we can only check to see if kitty.
HadesLeprechaun: UH OH
iris_of_ether: Uhhhhhhh
Strebenherz: OH NO
SnackPak_: huh
Foxmar320: Oh no
nyoomgoom: ohhh.
niccus: how's the cereal backlog?
Solo_Support:
PETA
terribleplan: Uhmm
Makoforte: OH NO
IanAllenBird: oh no
MacbethSeemsSus: Uh oh
DarkMorford: NOOOOOO
atinyspacemarine: UH
ButButTheJesus: gah
TheAinMAP:
DiscordianTokkan: @thmanwithnoname I do need to play Escape from Duckov...
spethycakes: WELL THEN
Kentosaurus: uh
Drasvin: Oh no
Strebenherz: CONCERNS
DeM0nFiRe:
atinyspacemarine: OH NO
public_key_reveal_party: Peta?
RainyMint: OH NO
DoodlestheGreat: OH NOES
notthepenguins: UH
A_Dub888:
L0rdX33n: Danger
Mashamino: ohhhhh
Makoforte: GRAHAM
JadedCynic: ofjfasioju Oh shi-
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Foxmar320:
Settle in 
RatherLargeToad: this can only end well
Thefluffiestguineapig: I HAVE CONCERNS
Getter404: ABORT ABORT ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP
Dr_fragenstien: and gory probably
IanAllenBird: uhoh
TheMerricat: expect gore
Critterbot: Even better that it's free, then.
ThrinagaBattleheart: OH SHIIIIIIIT this is a bad sign
Mattmitchell45: bUCKLE UP FOLks
Makoforte: GRAHAM THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING
terribleplan: Or is it a parody thing?
RealGamerCow: we could have a gem
Fanklok: Finally true art
MacbethSeemsSus: You're assuming they were involved
LarkSachrosis: and also probably lie to you
atinyspacemarine: oh my god
Mollylele: ian made hot grape nuts on GMM so the latitude is wide
SkylerRingtail: *did* PETA make it, or did the dev just - nope, that About Game cements it
thebuzzstreams: There's garbage day, and then there's this.
Makoforte: OGA:tm: hub
JadedCynic: BUCKLE UP CHAT; we're in for a helluva ride!
HadesLeprechaun: the patch notes were PETA propaganda? lol
Makoforte: i mean
DiscordianTokkan: Ogatmhub
Makoforte: it's not their first
spethycakes:
don't ask questions you don't want answered 
TheMerricat: "The Bunny Raiders are a brave band of animal defenders on a mission to liberate animals from laboratories before bad people torture and kill them in cruel, useless experiments. Their motto: “No one is left behind.”"
JadedCynic: time to crate was really shot
RealGamerCow: OgaTMhub is blockchain shit
Omnipotrevor: Fighting against a hunter, bugs bunny style?
Solo_Support: "bad people"
L0rdX33n: They shat on cooking Mama in the grossest way possible
atinyspacemarine: I mean "go save the animals from the test facility" could be a good premise for a game but like
an_archist2: they are people, but they are bad people
RedAlexxis: with your powers combined
anyGould: I'm having "we gave the deers guns and kevlar to make it fair" vibes.
atinyspacemarine: I don't trust peta to execute on that well or just in general
Toxxick: are these bad men, Dr Eggman?
tidehollowcat: PETA does have a history of making utterly unhinged stuff
Veraphage: Cult of the Bland
niccus: is this an Isaac in... whatever year this was?
TehAmelie: i only got half a sentence of that sermon but it sure was already lying, referring to animal testing as "curiosity-driven"
thebuzzstreams: They even have trophys...
noSmokeFire: I still remember PETA's "Can your pet" debacle
ButterBall000: PETA is also animal abuse
NoxStryx: PETA once made a parody of Meatboy called Tofuboy
RealGamerCow: what a weird POV
MTigress: there's been a few games now by them like this
Fanklok: What is happening
pookahbee: I kind of love accidentally horny Pets
Makoforte: those are some fun robot designs too
ThrinagaBattleheart: @atinyspacemarine I mean, it's just GDQ's "Save the animals" as a game. Except this game ain't it
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, animal abuse is pretty bad, PETA should stop doing so much of it
pookahbee: *Peta
kimmibeans: PETA's main interest is in promoting themselves
highlyeducated0wl: remember “sea kittens”
JadedCynic: I find them intellectually dishonest and hypocritical
sephyhallow: @NoxStryx With TOMMY TALLARICO! Employing that man is also a crime
MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out intention doesn't matter if your actions suck
niccus: has PETA ever come out and said a stance on AI?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is basically just SOnic, right?
Makoforte: like. yeah. i also hate animal abuse but PETA only operate kill shelters and the like IIRC
ThorSokar: I like that PETA's primary output is dead animals (they run thousands of kill-shelters)
RedAlexxis: Are these monkeys also fake musicians?
SquareDotCube: SHOTGUN
OmegaPlatinum: You're replacing your subskiulls
Makoforte: you can have two weapons, i guess
terribleplan: Upgrades?
SkylerRingtail: Look like consumables, in the upper left
Drasvin: RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
CaptainSpam: Rock it, lawn chair!
L0rdX33n: Now I wanna go platy Metal Slug
HadesLeprechaun: ask myself that every day
MAPBoardgames: PeTA? People who Euthanize Trainable Animals ?
kimmibeans: @niccus No because that would require them to actually have a stance on something
TheMerricat: "Bunny raiders has ruined my life, i was once a happy man with a beautiful wife and children, now im divorced and alone. i thought it would be a fun and easy platinum trophy. It saysit take a few minutes. I never got that trophy. I spent 10 hours on this game and yet i still dont have it. I had dreams of the bunnies, had sleepless nights due to the game and yet i still pushed through. I never got that platnium. This game made me loose brain cells, made me lose my wife and kids...."
TheMerricat: "...It made me lose my sanity. I had to go to therapy because of this game."
JadedCynic: I think you're choosing what your gun shoots, like some shmups - you get levels in DIFFERENT types of weapon
Laserbeaks_Fury: WHy does the read as Bunny Rabot's backstory
KakuEpsilon: Is this like Smash TV but more hinged?
niccus: this song is competent, who made it?
ClodiumSoride: @KakuEpsilon hah!
letsbelgo: It looks like G has a hat on
ThrinagaBattleheart: No no, this is more unhinged than Smash TV
pookahbee: I don't think I've seen a twin stick at this angle of view before
MAPBoardgames: Fireball in every slot.
ThrinagaBattleheart: At least Smash TV had a premise: You're on a game show, shoot all of the things
Dog_of_Myth:
TheMerricat: Comments on reddit suggest this is an easy 30 mintue platium.
BluTGI: Crab or Tree
SquareDotCube: You can't buy this for a dollar
MAPBoardgames:
JadedCynic:
@niccus YM who did PeTA pay to make it 
paulthemapguy: SmashTV might be the most unhinged game I have ever played
Makoforte: i wish i could carcinize
Foxmar320: Like other than Peta this is fine
OmegaPlatinum: I mean... it's just Binding of Not-Issac
thefightnerd: !add quote "Everything become crab."
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Critterbot: Kitty!
MacbethSeemsSus: Okay, what's the boss going to be?
ThrinagaBattleheart: This is propaganda supporting shitty activists
Mashamino: looks like the powerups are time-limited once you used them, then they're gone
Lysander_salamander: I've read that things evolving into shrimp is more common than crab
Makoforte: these bones suck, i want some chitin
MAPBoardgames: Rescued directly into a bullet hell.
jessicaengle: French Catnadian
Lysander_salamander: but I guess shrimpification isn't as fun to say?
DigitalSeahorse:
asthanius: I think some people tricked PETA into funding their game development
Lysander_salamander: oh this is a peta game? Ew.
thebuzzstreams: wait are those bowling balls?!?
RealGamerCow: do you even have health?
IanAllenBird: the other monkeys can get that one
TheMerricat: So the _actual_ developer of the game is "One Earth Rising" - this is their about blurb "The next evolution in gaming: OWNABLE GAME ASSETS™, EXCHANGEABLE GAME CHARACTERS Our patent-pending Ownable Game Asset™, or OGA™ for short, technology allows developers to give gamers real ownership over the game characters they love." - so PETA supports NFTs.
Mindfire13: From the few PETA games I've seen, they tend to play decently, but have little actual "gameplay appeal"
RealGamerCow: oh right
HadesLeprechaun: you have a collection total in the upper left, I suspect you'll need to rescue them all
iris_of_ether: Speaking of Sonic, I would like to report that the chili from the official cookbook punches well above its weight
IanAllenBird: I thought they were lily pads
CuteTeaGoat: i think they're kinda bunny shaped hearts
DiscordianTokkan: Bunny's LOVE lilypads
JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow oh yeah, the red 'fortune cookies' - they go up and down all the time
HadesLeprechaun: considering "no animal left behind"
MAPBoardgames: Magenta fortune cookies
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jackalopes
Goombill: I thought they were fortune cookies
atinyspacemarine: Is that what a jackalope is!?
Juliamon: it's PETA x NFT. cool cool cool
public_key_reveal_party: It can be both
Thefluffiestguineapig: PETA supporting NFTs is tonally consistant
HadesLeprechaun: wait that's health, nvm
SquareDotCube: those turrets were backwards
AugmentingPath: PETA boldly asking in 202X: "Why hasn't anyone made a game about rescuing small animals from robots yet?"
thebuzzstreams: Doctor Robotnik has really taken a new approach to things lately
DigitalSeahorse:
ClodiumSoride: @TheMerricat that must that hub thing that showed up at the beginning
HadesLeprechaun: linear metroidvania
HadesLeprechaun: somehow
atinyspacemarine: is it really free if we're being proselytized to?
MAPBoardgames:
If the game is free the quality might be
thebuzzstreams: and screw that monkey in particular
DigitalSeahorse:
wiganlass: I think I had more fun rescuing the monkeys in Twilight Princess
Mashamino: it replaced... something?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You got a Heart COntainer
TehAmelie: this is clearly programming us to violently resist the robot army caging all the cute animals. it's everything i'd expect from PETA propaganda
JadedCynic: it was an upgrade to your MAX helath
Thefluffiestguineapig: You cannot get ye health
KakuEpsilon: We should experiment on PETA members instead of animals
Foxmar320: It looks like that pick up gave you more health containers
RatherLargeToad: are those monkeys or mogwi?
MAPBoardgames: you got more max HP in exchange for bounces? I guess?
DigitalSeahorse:
Makoforte: god. I think i wanna try astrobot.
thebuzzstreams: Is L1 and R1 not textured properly in the top left?
MAPBoardgames: or Ape Escape
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm curious what the "online" games look like
MTigress: there's a similar game by them on the Switch called 'Kitten Squad' but it's a bit more top-down than this
Lysander_salamander: there's also "Ape Out"
JadedCynic: there's 11 'bunny heads' up there instead of 10 a min ago
Blip2004: Ape Escape 2 is on the PS store
DigitalSeahorse: dapper kitty
Gekyouryuu: is the Ape Escape level of Astro Bot better than the Ape Escape mini-game from MGS3?
HadesLeprechaun: you can just say 'basically all of Astro Bot is great"
Foxmar320: Astro Bot Ape Escape level was amazing.
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus:
Havok4 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 142 months, currently on a 142 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Havok4! (Today's storm count: 72)
thebuzzstreams: Idk, I'm free this weekend...
SkylerRingtail: I mean, we furries do enjoy bowling...
TheMerricat: Graham, That's how 28 Days Later started!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just for the arrest footage honestly
Garfman314: i'm pretty sure no one does cosmetic testing on primates anymore
Foxmar320: I think I have that gun in 76
MacbethSeemsSus: Imagine explaining your "sexy" bunny raider halloween costume
JadedCynic:
FROG
Dog_of_Myth: Release the Frogs
ButButTheJesus: frog is life
SnackPak_: o7 frogs
atinyspacemarine: It's very funny to be fair
IanAllenBird: f
KakuEpsilon: Look, they were told about a barrel full of monkeys being a lot of fun...
RatherLargeToad:
Mashamino: o7
atinyspacemarine: I also love the frogs in china, completely unrelated though
vinewood_og: Flippers up
ladylinzington: as yes the ribblution
Sethalidos: creulty and lasers
TehAmelie: honestly, our bunny looks more evil than the robots
JadedCynic:
I love that the portland Spirit of Halloween had to put up a notice that they sold out of frog costumes
SiegeFeathers: that just peta'd out
Lithobraker: Look, Reviewer #2 insisted we needed more replicates.
atinyspacemarine: karen
MAPBoardgames: this is cruelty which involves animals
Laserbeaks_Fury: Karen's Staricase
JadedCynic: Karen
ThrinagaBattleheart: @JadedCynic Amazing~
Sethalidos: @SiegeFeathers GET> OUT>
HadesLeprechaun: I've heard hard K, at least in God of War
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@JadedCynic That's amazing
ladylinzington: Charonnnnnnnnnnnn
RatherLargeToad: My name is Indigo Studios, you killed my father,…
OmegaPlatinum: Sodesco sure is a publisher.
FadedOasis: How's Charon gonna drive his boat on a staircase?
DoodlestheGreat: It's SO Edesco
sephyhallow: Better than Jordan Peterson's staircase
JadedCynic: *squint*
ButButTheJesus:
100 oh no. I literally just bought this cause xbox was having a $1 sale and i had points to burn.
betweenmyself: Charon’s Staircase: “Let Me Speak to Your Manager” Edition
Toxxick: the wild thing is it was perfectly legible on stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this a point and click?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh god this is so hard to read
ThrinagaBattleheart: Ohhh, this is some kinda frame rate
TehAmelie: Charon's staircase, seen in Disney's Soul
Strebenherz: flashing/photosensitivity warning, careful y'all
MacbethSeemsSus: Russell
JadedCynic: heya Russell!
DeM0nFiRe:
Sethalidos: why does this game sound familiar
Lysander_salamander: Hi Desmond!
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Question
Foxmar320: He has no face!
Mashamino: my face is also not important
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your name is now Desmond Miles
JadedCynic: "Call me Ishmael"
RatherLargeToad: Desmond and the Ministry in the marketplace
HorusFive: Or UN-Wrapping her
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
TheNerdWonder: is that supposed to be OAK Grove?
SachielOne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 142 months, currently on a 142 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SachielOne! (Today's storm count: 73)
thebuzzstreams: Wait, so are we playing as the baddies?
JadedCynic: orders from WHO?
TehAmelie: very good sketches by the scouting team
Laserbeaks_Fury: They drank *so* much coffee
darkcyril: Sub ocean, meet innner lake.
ButterBall000: Are we Resident Evil times?
ButButTheJesus: certainly a lot of zooming in and out and in
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for reding cause it's hard to hear game voice
Lysander_salamander: is this a crap version of Outlast?
Gekyouryuu: Oh, Graham, "timely" answer, but to answer your and Cam's query from TTC this week: the unit in Doctor Who is called UNIT.
kusinohki: may I suggest bookmarking this game for any potential future unskippable episodes??
jessicaengle: Inner Lake says: "Answer unclear, ask again later"
Makoforte: Code Name: D.E.S.M.O.N.D.
sephyhallow: Ok, we joined the EU in the early 70s, so that's gonna give you a specific historical feel
MAPBoardgames: I'm digging this impromptu Unskippable
DigitalSeahorse: neat etched fx
northos: Oack [sic] Grove
public_key_reveal_party: Desmond!
WizardOfDocs: Picture the lake, Molander
SachielOne: If this place is so full of damning evidence, why is arson off the table?
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel.../~
WokenClick: Wow this is making me surprisingly nauseous with this camera work
Laserbeaks_Fury: Every single one of these pages have coffee stains
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
HorusFive: Codename- Desmon
HadesLeprechaun: does what it says on the tin
pookahbee: Deez Mond
MacbethSeemsSus: We killed you AC3 Desmond!
SiegeFeathers: agent Codename Desmond
Foxmar320: My codename is my name
FadedOasis: His real name is also Desmond.
Mumpaaah: Mond. Des Mond
Goombill: Is this a Slenderman?
Foxmar320: Oh good its dark
paulthemapguy: Double-oh-desmond
Lysander_salamander: time to crank up the brightness
Blip2004: the brightness setting was at the bottom in the menu
RedAlexxis: A boring codename is probably good spycraft
doubledbear: So this is what happened to Desmond after they ended his story in assassins creed.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Report: can't see shit captain
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, to be fair, it would not attract a lot of attention to refer to yourself as Desmond
pookahbee: They forgot the gamma
HorusFive: Wouldn't want to be able to SEE the game we're playing
northos: oh, I guess Oack Grove is the actual name and not a one-off typo
Garfman314: ah, a walking in the dark game
Garfman314: been a bit
WearingCats_CwC: So we've got Resident Outlast. In Spanish
iris_of_ether: Flashbacks to playing a human in the original Everquest
Sethalidos: what's the visual version of MAWP?
Foxmar320: Id say the game has an art style but I can't see it
undecided44: Get in the animus, desmond
MacbethSeemsSus: They're covert street lights obviously
doubledbear: Desmond has special eyes
Blip2004: I think it got brighter when the light went out lol
HorusFive: Oh no. Glass in my eye!
DigitalSeahorse:
project stuff 
TehAmelie: [Megamind voice] Code: go sneak that shit, Desmond
FadedOasis: Oh hey it's Let's Nope
KeytarCat: What'sthe sprint button?
AugmentingPath: hmm, wherever this is, they have Earls and aren't in the EU... are we in the UK?
raulghoulia: doing my biennial relisten to From Rewatch With Love. a very good listen
DaxStrife: "Outlast" casts a long, terrible shadow on horror game history.
Foxmar320: oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can't hear shit either
DigitalSeahorse: so dark
thebuzzstreams: or worse, children
ButButTheJesus: skitterlings
JadedCynic: gawd yeah, with streetlights the average adult could READ a book
public_key_reveal_party: Global illumination is for cowards
virgil82: A Joast?
DigitalSeahorse: dank
Thefluffiestguineapig: Haunted child?
SiegeFeathers: staircase trip
Foxmar320: Moist
jessicaengle:
HorusFive: I would not describe that as "Majestic"
Mashamino: well, if Charon's involved, boat must be important
Garfman314: walk into the lake
darkcyril: Nah, they've got the guy from Blacksmith Simulator that stops by once a week.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That boat is listing very hard
DigitalSeahorse:
brrrr
dm818: the guard cottage in the woods first right?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sedentary Badness
AugmentingPath: can Time not be stopped?
Foxmar320: We investigated all the things
public_key_reveal_party: Pulls out notebook, yep this sure is a forest.
Blip2004: Secret agent with bad knees
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a brightness setting?
HorusFive: Graveyard for small people? Or a small amount of regular sized people?
noSmokeFire: squeeze your own head like those alien toys with the gooey eyeballs
InconsiderateHat: I learned recently that "LL" in welsh is pronounced like a lispy "sh" and now I can't unhear that pronunciation in words like "Llewellyn"
jessicaengle: Nothing like a little crabbin' in the middle of the night
TehAmelie: the boat is juust a little too far to step into
frank_the_great: Nice hat
Foxmar320: Guess we didn't investigate all the things?
Mashamino: proptosis zoom
thebuzzstreams: @HorusFive yes
KeytarCat: stairs behind us?
Nigouki: i believe the brightness setting was set to the middle of slider, so imagine how much darker this can be
HorusFive: @thebuzzstreams Good
Sethalidos: use boat on poster
KakuEpsilon: I do that temple thing and it does sometimes work
KeytarCat: or is that where we came from
Foxmar320: I think I saw something
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Great love how lost we are already
thebuzzstreams: i think those are doors up there
DigitalSeahorse:
a wimdow
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brightness was all the way down 0.o
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's good you are in Favor of the Resolution
HorusFive: The select is the DARKER ONE?!?!
Foxmar320: OMG
HorusFive:
IanAllenBird: uh
JadedCynic: having a CONSISTENT UI is ESSENTIAL.
SiegeFeathers: *day breaks*
thebuzzstreams:
pookahbee: Whoa! There's a game in here
ButButTheJesus: SURE
Lysander_salamander: oh why
Mashamino: that's WILD
TehAmelie: he turned our night into day!
dm818: brightness means brightness
JadedCynic: BLOOM?!?
Foxmar320: My EYES!
Thefluffiestguineapig: BUT WHY
public_key_reveal_party: Holy shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is it gradual
DigitalSeahorse:
so bright!
Mashamino: that's incredible holy shit
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shot day for night
JadedCynic: we're seeing starts...
DigitalSeahorse: middle is dusk
JadedCynic: *stars
Foxmar320: The slider just moves the sun
TehAmelie: game looks nice though
KeytarCat: my eyes, tthey burn!
MacbethSeemsSus: that flicker
Blip2004: is it flickering for anyone else?
DeM0nFiRe:
drdrunkenstien1: Did u played abaddon PT already?
dm818: gotta commend them for actually giving meaningful brightness options I guess
DeM0nFiRe: Yes it is flickering
DigitalSeahorse: so blinky
Mashamino: @Blip2004 very yes
InconsiderateHat: Oh god, the strobe
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact the brightness setting applies gradually is so wild
TehAmelie: the house even has props and stuff
DigitalSeahorse: it's all hallogen lighting
Foxmar320: Not out of place at all
Foxmar320: Key!
DigitalSeahorse: halogen*
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT BEGINS
lamina5432: more key games
patrick_stonecrusher: Start the generator
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the scale of everything in this place is out of order with each other
KakuEpsilon: Axel is gonna unlock so many old houses
thebuzzstreams: bless ya
jessicaengle: Bless you!
KakuEpsilon: Oh hey a portrait of a Grappler Player.
Foxmar320: 1-7 huh
Morrigan9: no zero?
Lysander_salamander: why though
Critterbot: That's... no.
Solo_Support: base 7
thebuzzstreams: it stops at 7 because 7 8 9
IanAllenBird: they hadn't invented 8 or 9 or 0 yet
TehAmelie: you were doing so well, game
jessicaengle: teeheeheheeeee
vinewood_og: hello 711!
DeM0nFiRe: Is it ok though?
Morrigan9: er...or the other numbers
Thefluffiestguineapig: Game pls
NimrodXIV: good. ...good.
QuietJay: before they invented 8
jessicaengle: hehehehehe!
Mumpaaah: Who needs 10 digits?
niccus: maybe this is an octal village. with no 0
HorusFive: look- you only use the first seven numbers. Be honest
DigitalSeahorse: 7 ate 9 and 0
atinyspacemarine: It's just an octal system
JadedCynic:
do they not have higher digits en espanol?
KakuEpsilon: And backwards.
dm818: we didn't get those ones until 1973
niccus: this game predicted 67
NotCainNorAbel: but phone numbers have 7 digits
Foxmar320: Graham we got rid of 890 years ago
Strebenherz: that's a new one
darkcyril: "Dial 9 to call external"
jpost042: this one goes to 7
terribleplan: How do you call operator?
DoodlestheGreat: Don't call me Shirley.
DigitalSeahorse: 7 literally 8 9 and 0
thebuzzstreams: @DigitalSeahorse 0 was desert
SquareDotCube: octet based
Blip2004: The numbers aren't evenly spaced either
lamina5432: This is the garbage I want to see
patrick_stonecrusher: This was s after seven ate in ne
TheAinMAP:
RedAlexxis: Maybe they didn't consult their friends in Arabia about Zero
Makoforte: it's from an alternate universe that works on a base 7 system.
DigitalSeahorse: mmmm tasty zero
Foxmar320: Key!
Mazrae: Its is almost as bad as seeing a game where a vhs is inserted like a dvd
northos: "a typical safe key" - how would you know?!
LaconicLad: So, they use a base-7 system? That seems suboptimal.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What child reads that?
Mumpaaah: Dog Quixote
IanAllenBird: oh, accessibility
MacbethSeemsSus: The puzzles are easy, the last guy just didn't know what 8 & 9 were.
Darleysam: "this grove is Oack!" "Wiggidy Oack?" "No, just the regular kind"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is it supposed to be Oak Grove or something?
DigitalSeahorse:
terribleplan: So.. 3 - 5 - ??? for the phone number you need to dial?
NotCainNorAbel:
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the code based on the numbers in the paintings?
northos: @Thefluffiestguineapig unclear
doubledbear: Ah a bleach white skeleton
SiegeFeathers: Adejuyigbe?
HorusFive: remember Vines?
SquareDotCube: I just think of the For Lease Navidad graffiti
dm818: almost a whole meal
DigitalSeahorse: but Phil IS Navi's dad
JadedCynic: ♫ Phillipe's not a dad; Phillpe's not a dad. Phillipe no have to pay, child support to....eh this doesn't scan♫
Foxmar320: I spooped
jessicaengle: I never Vine'd so I don't miss it.
HorusFive: And the 7 numbers on a phone
nyoomgoom: and they got away on bikes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Little Dara sounds like a 90's cartoon featuring a child aged Dara Ó Briain
MacbethSeemsSus: Just climbed a ladder
Lithobraker: And a partridge in a pear tree
TehAmelie: really low tech and all
nyoomgoom: people called it some lupin the third shit
JadedCynic: WHILE IT WAS OPEN
RealGamerCow: They used a cherry picker!
Solo_Support: How quaint
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was it whimsical?
ladylinzington: in and out in under 10 minutes
IsaTheEngie: We didn't know that was still possible!
NimrodXIV: the classics
ButterBall000: I'm impressed that they succeeded
HorusFive: A good ol' smash and grab
Mindfire13: WITH CHAINSAWS
WokenClick: Not gonna lie, the "tik toks with vine energy" bit on desert bus might be my favorite thing
Juliamon: "Good for them!"
HadesLeprechaun: it's quaint!
ButButTheJesus: "good on em!"
DoodlestheGreat: The French Crown Jewels, even!
Thefluffiestguineapig: A cherry picker and chainsaws?
Mattmitchell45: No one was hurt
ladylinzington: and a MASSIVE ladder
Astramentha: it’s like boat stuck, we deserve this
raulghoulia: and a scissor lift
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not since the Great Muppet Caper
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: utterly harmless heist over and done with in 8 minutes
Sarah_Serinde: Didn't hurt people? Stole from people who can afford it? Yeah alright
Gekyouryuu: the only sad part is those gems are probably getting recut into smaller gems, so they're gone forever
Lysander_salamander: It's cool, except the jewels are probably in the hands of some billionaire and can't be seen by anyone else
DiscordianTokkan: They're not good at making jewels themself, so they HAVE to steal them to be able to make new ones.
DaxStrife: A daylight jewel heist, of all things.
7gorobei: they got away on scooters
The_Color_Twelve: Nobody got hurt and it's funny
ladylinzington: tiktok is having an absolute blast with it
Blip2004: good old fashioned honest thievery
letsbelgo: A well known jewel thief called it "amature"
GasCityGaming: Also Blue Jays!
SquareDotCube: Yeah, ladder truck, angle grinders and a scooter as an escape vehicle
Solo_Support: You sonuva bitch, I'm in
niccus: both teams played hard
Astramentha: it’s theirs now, they won
Foxmar320: wow
DeM0nFiRe:
nyoomgoom: and i agree. very lupin the third of them
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox: LMAO
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Blip2004: yeah I saw that article
MTigress: we need more good ol non-violent jewel heists like that
DigitalSeahorse:
go Jays
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Cat burglurs are the fun crime.
arcaneIllumination: he’s just jealous
public_key_reveal_party: We don't expect good things anymore, so might as well have the bad things be novel and interesting
Fruan: And now those jewels will sit in the private collection of a rich person and the public won't get to enjoy them anymore. Yay?
WiJohn: Gatekeeping has gone too far
Astramentha: it WORKED THO
RedAlexxis: I did read a satire article that said the jewels ended up in the British Museum
SquareDotCube: literal hack job
HorusFive: Jealous much
epsilon_vee: @letsbelgo is there a news clip where the caption says "well-known jewel thief"
terribleplan: Tom Cruise did it better
SnackPak_: someone sounds salty
raulghoulia: amatuer jewel thief implies theyre not paid
Boon_33: sure but they're the well known jewel thief.
TehAmelie: when was THEIR last world class heist?
wiganlass: like the one that took place in London a few years ago where the youngest thief was about 60
Lysander_salamander: apparently one that went to prison
ArdentSlacker: I'm pretty sure if someone is a "well known" jewel thief, they're NOT good at it.
Solo_Support: Have you seen the real life hitman react to hitman the game?
brainbosh: I mean it was just a smash and grab lol. Low security was the real crime
Pal_Friendpatine: They used a ladder and entered through a window. at least that’s what I saw
TranquilCalamity: I would posit that the "well known" jewel thief is the ameteur...
betweenmyself: Chanel 5’s Resident Jewel Thief says, “Nah, this ain’t it, son.”
MacbethSeemsSus: *Twirls their mustache*
dm818: maybe they wouldn't be well known if they were more amatuer
LurkerSpine: if they were a "well known jewel thief", I assume that means they were very much arrested
Morrigan9: 12? prefer 13
AugmentingPath: we go to our jewel theft correspondent with that story
Lithobraker: There have been several heists of European museums lately actually, a bunch of prehistoric gold jewelry was also stolen in Poland or Germany I think
DeM0nFiRe: Kinda of amatuer gatekeeping tbh
SquareDotCube: But it follows trend how the dumbest plan works
pookahbee: They were gonna do the same heist the next day
RealGamerCow: "no art"
RedAlexxis: Pretentious theives?
WearingCats_CwC: So, I don't know anything about the French crown jewels. Are they actually French? Cos we borrowed most of ours, mainly from India
anyGould: That is Arsene Lupin level arrogance right there.
MacbethSeemsSus: There was no style
The_Color_Twelve: It's just sparkling robbery really
Mollylele: The jewel thief called into CNN from what was clearly an RV
NotCainNorAbel: wouldn't a well known jewel theft be a very bad thief?
saucemaster5000: I just wish Soderburgh would recount his oceans cause he has too many in those movies
L0rdX33n: "Oh, how many jewels have you stolen from the Louvre?"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sounds like a Crapshot to me
Mollylele: Said they were amateur because they dropped a piece
RedAlexxis: like gentlemen thieves vs Working class ones?
Veraphage: Need a locksmith for this gate they're keeping
brainbosh: Amateurs cause they dropped a fucking CROWN lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube People tend to plan for bigger things because they assume no one will try that
JadedCynic: Speaking of the Louvre heists, I'm gonna rewatch that french netflix series "Lupin: the shadow of Arsene"
HorusFive: The guy from the Gardner Art heist said it was smarted to take the jewels than the art
Saintnex: I mean business insider seems to have a calling list of literally every criminal ever lol
paulthemapguy: Amazing that some jewel thieves are gatekeeping their craft
thebuzzstreams: washing powder suspiciously in english!
SquareDotCube: they're two olds
northos: suddenly Blue Prince
Mashamino: banana for scale
Laserbeaks_Fury: Los Tres Amigos
DeM0nFiRe:
Makoforte: god
7gorobei: look you have to maintain standards for heists
Mashamino: Man
RedAlexxis: fresh fruit! that's bananas
HadesLeprechaun: Irish Man
Makoforte: Reboot. What a good show. I miss it.
raulghoulia: Incoming Game
patrick_stonecrusher: Tape that sucker to the wall
SquareDotCube: *munches on cube*
DainBread: HELLO I am also person!
ghyllnox:
Low-poly diet
NotCainNorAbel:
Garfman314: "low poly diet" feels like a crapshot
Mumpaaah: Better Known as Saffron Olive?
DigitalSeahorse:
I give them an F for Fair
Sethalidos: huh this game was on Steam in 2021
public_key_reveal_party: I am human man
KakuEpsilon: Seth Roth?
TehAmelie: yeah, a banana would give birth to fruit flies if it was more than a few days
dm818: alphebetical?
Lithobraker: Can you really call it a "heist" if you don't even attend one masquerade ball?
raulghoulia: imagine if playing video games destroyed your computer
ghyllnox: @garfman314 Yeah hey I also want a low-poly diet Crapshot
wiganlass: phone number?
Makoforte: It was fun.
Foxmar320: Key!
darkcyril: Wasn't there a number pad lock by the first door?
Lysander_salamander: unless they're the numbers for that door keypad?
Makoforte: @raulghoulia Isn't that just what reckless overclocking does?
JadedCynic: oh, you're gonna dial out a phone number based on the order of the paintings?
paulthemapguy: I am on a low-res diet after the scale said I weighed 720p
Garfman314: shouldn't there be horrible incriminating documents in this house?
Sethalidos: did they play the Steam version of this on Talking Sim?
Boon_33: if you're a well known jewel theif, arn't you terrible at your job?
SquareDotCube: it doesn't even have to be a key
SquareDotCube: it can just be an out of place object
raulghoulia: not enough of us are rich enough to have a puzzle mansion
Foxmar320: RE remake was so good
Makoforte: I like that about House of Necrosis, all the door keys have unique sprites
Laserbeaks_Fury: like c#
ButterBall000: "Key item"
Mazrae: Question, a thought just popped into my head but we've seen pictures with numbers on them somehow could they be used for the key pad near where we entered
wiganlass: hey Alex are you looking forward to the Fatal Frame 2 reboot that set to come out next year?
JadedCynic: the red key, the glass key, the copper key, the silver key, the flower key, etc etc.
public_key_reveal_party: If I ever get absurdly rich I am definitely making a puzzle mansion
Mattmitchell45: House of Necrosis is a fun turned-based PS1 Horror Rogue game that just came out
korvys: Shoutout to the Desert Bus Game Jam, btw, the channel for which has been reopened on the discord, in prep for it running during Desert Bus
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party You and Adam can brain storm, that's one of his goals too
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I recently played Tormented Souls and there's a bit where you have to use a floppy disk, but you need to flip the write-lock switch on the back before being able to do anything
northos: you know you've made it when you have a dedicated Decaying Room in your house
Mattmitchell45: Rogue-like feels weird to say, but a game like Rogue or Shiren the Wanderer
DigitalSeahorse: 5?
betweenmyself: RE8 Village had that compound key that you kept adding to throughout the game
darkcyril: 4 seasons
TehAmelie: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa amazing
Critterbot: 4 seasons, it was 5 gamberts, right?
butt_ghost: Damn good memory G
Dreamlettuce: Free basket!
thebuzzstreams: 5 good boy gamblers
terribleplan: Flawless victory
IanAllenBird: ghost basket....
TheAinMAP:
korvys: A *spooky* baby
ClodiumSoride: are we Soul Reaver now?
IanAllenBird: nothing scarier than that
Mumpaaah: Ghost Sight activated
IanAllenBird: ghost seth....
Mashamino: Charon's bassinet
Drasvin: The basket disolved and sent you into the blue realm
butt_ghost: oh no an englishman
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game started with such goofy promise
karmic_guide: Howdy, this looks much nicer than your usual fair, but for why?
DigitalSeahorse: it's a peaky blinder
Lithobraker: Is thieving once you're a well known jewel thief like playing on New Game+?
lamina5432: 3 don't forget the 0
YFiddler:
possessed basket
HorusFive: I can't call 911 on this dern thing
asthanius: PETA games are getting weirder and weirder
TehAmelie: whaa it's supposed to be like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: This has low rent Obra Dinn vibes
TehAmelie: it's an intercom!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where you unlocked a memory
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Is your refrigerator running?"
Mazrae: Those memories fade outs remind me a little of the old assassin creed games somewhat
JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig Temu Obra Dinn
HadesLeprechaun: oh is this budget Murdered: Soul Suspect?
Lysander_salamander: Is this like, the Vanishing of Ethan Carter?
MacbethSeemsSus: *boops nose, disappears*
Weagle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
Weagle: Gaaaaaaaaarbage Daaaaaaaaaaaay
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Weagle! (Today's storm count: 74)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Yeah, the Obra Dinn we have at home
darkcyril: @Laserbeaks_Fury This feels more like a Prince Albert kinda timeline.
KakuEpsilon: So the game even tcalls out that it's a special 7 digit in-house communication system. Neat.
northos:
Foxmar320: Nice one G
Foxmar320: Key!
Lysander_salamander: man
ClodiumSoride: ta-da!
Critterbot:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham with that good memory
IanAllenBird:
Mashamino: key-key
NightValien28: a key to a key to a key to a key to a key
DigitalSeahorse: xD
SiegeFeathers: sorry i took so long putting the code in, i can only press buttons with my eyes
dumbo3k: Key to get a key!
LurkerSpine:
100 woo more keys
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
undecided44: Gdi!
ButButTheJesus: LETS GO
MacbethSeemsSus: I heard you like keys....
letsbelgo: Larry Lawton was a jewel thief who stole from a bunch of Atlantic city jewlers was on news reports with his thick new jersey accent saying they where amatures, because they dropped a grown and that they had insider help @LoadingReadyRun
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3486 in the channel!
Drasvin: Need a key to safeguard the key
public_key_reveal_party: Hell yes
northos: it's keys all the way down
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Quentoxic!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to BlueBraidE1f!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to KanadianKombat!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Magicpokey!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to HawkeyeCadash!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to Quentoxic, BlueBraidE1f, KanadianKombat, Magicpokey, and HawkeyeCadash! (Today's storm count: 79)
paulthemapguy: for ~content~
Mumpaaah: Escape room logic
ClodiumSoride: @SiegeFeathers Primordium (a good game) has that exactly happen
Mashamino: wait THAT phone had the right digits, I think
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
sephyhallow: A typewriter from the thirties, to clarify
Dreamlettuce: Gotta keep it well insulated.
paulthemapguy: I hope you cleaned it off asbestos you could
TehAmelie: they keep the good phone lokced in the office huh
letsbelgo: why
Juliamon: I kinda want to get a tiny personal safe, and inside it I will keep one key blank. Not even a cut key, just a blank. An emergency key.
WearingCats_CwC: Asbestos keyboard, for people who type REAL fast
L0rdX33n: Set it on fire, yeah
terribleplan: It's a wonder material, the plastic of its age
Sethalidos: @paulthemapguy boo!!!!!!!!
MTigress: gotta fire-proof it cause people type too fast and catch on fire
Drasvin: Gotta make sure your typewritter isn't flammable.
spethycakes: you did asbestos you could
darkcyril: @Mashamino The game actually, well, "explained" that the 7 digit phone was purely internal to the mansion.
ThorSokar: Next you're gonna tell me the letter stamps are made out of lead
MacbethSeemsSus: I only found out a year ago the tiles in my parent's laudry room were asbestos tiles
SnackPak_: so smart
DigitalSeahorse: nice
northos: science!
Mashamino: @darkcyril ah... I want to be upset about that but I'll allow it
karmic_guide: why is the note so bright?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Alex with the 
DigitalSeahorse: science!
public_key_reveal_party: @juliamon I think the best secret is to put a copy of the safe's key in the safe
DigitalSeahorse:
an_archist2: ABO
spethycakes: hopefully you didn't find the experience too inflammatory
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh, now this is a Resident Evil
L0rdX33n: Oh hell, are we in a Tom Clancy novel?
Mashamino: that's so many weeks of reports
pookahbee: Have they had 24000 weekly notes?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is discount Evelyn
public_key_reveal_party: @spethycakes well done, but also boo
KeytarCat: The other phone was an intercom
Lithobraker: I was expecting you to say that it turned out that half were made with asbestos and the other half with nitro-cellulose, so the flame test was real exciting
KakuEpsilon: @Mashamino When he examined it closely, it explained that the weird phone we saw was "An in-house communication system"
dumbo3k: That one had too many buttons
Boon_33: cursed telephones, got it.
sephyhallow: Rotary phones are why the emergency number in the UK is 999
JadedCynic: the fluff text mentioned the other phone was seven-digit specifically for an internal phone network for just the facility
dumbo3k: that phone had 11 buttons
sephyhallow: It's the hardest number to dial
JadedCynic: yes
Mashamino:
calculated_uncertainties: your bones should be damp.
MacbethSeemsSus: Eww, moist bones
undecided44: My family had one of those... instead of touch tones, when you dial, it clicked as if the rotary dial was returning to position.
raulghoulia: while my bones are damp I cannot feel them
MTigress: believe it or not, i've seen a rotary phone that was missing digits before, but i cannot for the life of me remember -where-
DaxStrife: I'm old enough to remember people older than me who actually had rotary phones.
betweenmyself:
I miss the transitional period when my iPhone was modeled after a 1980s bakelite touchtone phoneset
butt_ghost: got damp bones? you may be entitled to financial compensation
karmic_guide: are bones not normally damp, what with all the meats and stuff attached?
JadedCynic: firestarter
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dara the Explarar
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Like the Stephen King stuff?
JadedCynic: "sinuous" winding
darkcyril: @butt_ghost It's my money and I want it now!
TehAmelie: "Desmond" likes fancy words
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon See, you're not making this complicated enough. It should be a safe with a key, wtih a tinier safe with a combination, and inside is this blank. In case you lose the outer key.
DigitalSeahorse: what is it sinuating?
Mumpaaah: Its so vascular
Boon_33: the best part of rotery phones was dialing the next number before the dial had time to fully return.
JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig exactly
SkylerRingtail: This game brought to you by Thesaurus dot com
Garfman314: look, gotta get mileage outta your thesaurus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this tablet is VERY clean for being "lichen covered"
Foxmar320: Just some dude I guess
DigitalSeahorse: or just showing the way
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 They get grumpy if you don't use them an appropriate number of times per project
IanAllenBird: not terribly shallow
JadedCynic:
IS it shallow?
butt_ghost: hole!!!
jessicaengle: It's like this grave was made for me
Drasvin: It has a ladder
betweenmyself: You have to tell me if you have no mouth yet myst scream… Constitution says so.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Undead Burg
MacbethSeemsSus: gerb
Drasvin: Grerb
DigitalSeahorse: hi Herb
Solo_Support: wheat
jessicaengle: Oede
public_key_reveal_party: I mean there has been a single puzzle
an_archist2: Oede
calculated_uncertainties: got any limbrot?
ButterBall000: Ah, high school
dumbo3k: the unlit lantern was interactable?
sephyhallow: Where'd the dead guy wander off to?
KakuEpsilon: Plant hanging out by itself in a grave tomb, nothing to comment on.
Makoforte: yes herb is *clearly* cocaine and food dye. obviously!
TehAmelie: what is the red herb then?
sephyhallow: And how strong is he to lift that marble coffin lid?
raulghoulia: to cure limb death
Makoforte: that's moulded into leaves using fondant
InconsiderateHat: ouede
DarkMorford: Oede
MacbethSeemsSus: To fix limbdeath
Blip2004: it was to cure Limbdeath bacteria
Boon_33: LRR has mandatory drug testing, but only for Ian and Beej
DigitalSeahorse: oueed
Garfman314: snuffing lanterns seems rough on the sinuses
DarkMorford: Right, yes, the Oede herb cures limbdeath.
Strebenherz: @Boon_33 "You know, a saturday"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 For Ian it is specifically due to the number of things he lights on fire
Foxmar320:
SnackPak_: just like to know
terribleplan: Coke arc?
KeytarCat: "We just like to know"
ArdentSlacker: We're testing for lisinoprin!
iris_of_ether:
HorusFive: They only test for THE SPICE
Juliamon: "How much did it cost? Can you hook me up?"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It just forces them to share
SquareDotCube: special horse meth after that one event
Foxmar320: Write that down
Strebenherz: I am SO GLAD Ian's Lrrmons ramble made it to one of the highlight reels
RealGamerCow: *that much arsenic? How?
HadesLeprechaun: bro, SHARE
darkcyril: "That explains *that* stream"
ghyllnox: "Hwy everybody Dave's pretty cool"
Makoforte: I assume it's some obscure japanese drug that only got a bad vhs release in the late 70s
TheAinMAP:
Boon_33: LRR testing mostly for nuclear radiation.
Shurtal: "I thought that compound was only found in hagfish?"
Mattmitchell45: If you forgot what Drugs you took
DigitalSeahorse:
butt_ghost: absolutely a crapshot
Foxmar320: Real fake ladder
MacbethSeemsSus: The drug test to make sure they're taking their drugs
ghyllnox:
DigitalSeahorse: nICE agent
saucemaster5000: Those two will just correct you on the japanese spelling of their drugs
EvilBadman: "Gotcha!" I say, as I pull a cord and balloons fall from the ceiling and a cake appears
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's mostly people take bets to see if they can win the pool weekly on which ones they test positive ones
baltimore_667083:
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
Makoforte: amazing
vinewood_og: 2nd left, ask for Phil
Boon_33: NICE
TehAmelie: "wow, you gotta share some of this"
Foxmar320: Is that something on the wall?
Critterbot: Haa that's great! LuL
Nigouki: what a cryptic puzzle
SiegeFeathers: is the thing on the left of the alcove anything?
calculated_uncertainties: the floor?
noSmokeFire: that's a disservice to lemons
RealGamerCow: someone played Max Payne once and had an idea
Makoforte: EVIL CUSTOMER RETURNS
Garfman314: from the cvs?
DigitalSeahorse:
karmic_guide: Alex, I like your hat!!
sephyhallow: ok love the art immediately
HorusFive: translation "Looks like butts"
Boon_33: parappa the rappa?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Next time back to PC for better options might help?
KakuEpsilon: "We have another lemon" meant something different in the Star Trek frandom...
TehAmelie: dark receipt, this proves you were at the dark market
ClodiumSoride: ah, the tatami mats are arranged correctly
WearingCats_CwC: Silent HillF is looking low poly today
Foxmar320: Looks more PS2
Makoforte: once again, please play house of necrosis, it's so the ps1 vibe done right. mystery dungeon resident evil......
betweenmyself: Do you want a physical Dark Receipt, or would you prefer to have it emailed to you?
DigitalSeahorse: TV computer
emilevitt: Not enough wobbly textures!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's dedication
zigboy22: hey made it to garbage day
ClodiumSoride: BallisticNG has that option
Ned_Flandalorian: I hate jibbling polygons
Darleysam: didn't Fly Knight let you change how much the polygons wiggled?
Solo_Support: (Bread)
TehAmelie: don't stand your bread up, it squishes
L0rdX33n: Splash
DigitalSeahorse: ahhhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is it not letting you get ye bread
public_key_reveal_party: I think you might need to go get groceries
an_archist2: now bottle up the bath water and sell it
patrick_stonecrusher: It's bread. It's bread. It's bread. It's bread
DigitalSeahorse:
iris_of_ether: So fresh and so clean clean
ButButTheJesus: no more smell!
PotatoWraiths: Nightmare Kart has the simulated whole number wibbles
Thefluffiestguineapig: "for you hunger
Dog_of_Myth: Would do that
SiegeFeathers: find water and food, for you hunger
DiscordianTokkan: ALL the cabbage
Foxmar320: Sure did
Drasvin: Why was there a water bottle in the freezer compartment?
fastlane250: monch the bread
DigitalSeahorse:
DeM0nFiRe: Eat a whole bread with macroplastics!
ButterBall000: There's you meal for the day
Mazrae: Get carb loaded
terribleplan: Didn't wash before getting in bath. Heathen.
KeytarCat: holy shit, you can shower every day???
Thefluffiestguineapig: "collect all cabbage"
Dog_of_Myth:
SquareDotCube: just eat a whole cabbage patch
L0rdX33n: That's pretty good
jessicaengle: This Graham is clean.
Foxmar320: Did we ever get dressed
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are going to the store now?
Dreamlettuce: Lettuce is important.
Gekyouryuu: classic
ButButTheJesus: am u ok
Strebenherz: okay, WHAT was that from
TehAmelie: my wretched mortal shell has been refreshed
paulthemapguy: RIP vine
DigitalSeahorse:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: forget the paleo diet, a whole loaf of bread and a head of cabbage is the peasant diet!
atinyspacemarine: Hell yeah let it hang
public_key_reveal_party: @foxmar320 we slept and bathed fully clothed
Foxmar320: Store owner is super drunk
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
MacbethSeemsSus: This looks like that diner game Ben and Adam played on Lets Nope
jessicaengle: Why is he so wibbly?
HorusFive: Left all his bones at home
IanAllenBird: I return from getting spaghetti what's up with this one
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE customer
DiscordianTokkan: nyoom
SachielOne: Directive 4: CLASSIFIED
The_Color_Twelve: Oh wait I know this game
ArdentSlacker: how are you supposed to restock if you can't open storage?
jessicaengle: nyooooom
Makoforte: this man is a fucking inflatable wavy arm toy
raulghoulia: this game has personality
HorusFive: Zoomies
DigitalSeahorse: open the door to the storage room
Garfman314: i cannot hear "cabbages" without hearing it in the cadence of Pocahontas' "Savages"
Thefluffiestguineapig: He seems like he needs the sleep
karmic_guide: run forrest, RUNN
Boon_33: this guy needs a LRR drug test
ZeroArcana: going to the store canonically makes you wobbly
Makoforte: if work retail, never even pretend to do your job
itsaysTRUENO: let em cook
Makoforte: it doesn't pay you enough to do the bare minimum
Makoforte: it is a weird design for a store....
Laserbeaks_Fury: It this a Cilla game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Chilla
YFiddler: like walking?
WearingCats_CwC: We're in low poly rural Japan, that's already shorthand for spooky
terribleplan: Other than find keys and unlock doors? No deal.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly a game being spooky while you try to run a store is a good concept
Foxmar320: So many trophies
paulthemapguy: we need a cup of that man's piss. and then produce a vapor of the piss and pass it through a breathalyzer
HorusFive: Vimeo Graim?
KakuEpsilon: Sometimes, I would just enjoy a Graham and Alex chat the shit while doing absolutely nothing important as a stream. A G&P Let's Play but it's got Axel in it.
iris_of_ether:
@thebuzzstreams Thankie
ClodiumSoride: @thebuzzstreams ...thanks?
DigitalSeahorse: Super Broomer
thebuzzstreams: @ClodiumSoride tote's welcome yo
DigitalSeahorse: efficient
baltimore_667083: box box
JadedCynic: we are QUICK
HorusFive: New store
darkcyril: That's capitalism for ya.
Drasvin: Maybe the unstock after closing?
JadedCynic: I've stocked shelves, and it usually takes longer...
NotCainNorAbel: It's like the zero inbox, zero shelf store
Makoforte: Don't Watch or Play
Thefluffiestguineapig: They bought all the anchors
MacbethSeemsSus: I want to power wash this store
RealGamerCow: Oh is this the new Silent Hill?
itsaysTRUENO: shirtless putin riding a bear appears
pookahbee: Silent Hillf
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're not even supposed to be here today
butt_ghost:
i had my honeymoon in low poly rural japan
Garfman314: (groceries)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @Laserbeaks_Fury Nice
Foxmar320: He came back
DigitalSeahorse: cha chng
SiegeFeathers: *puts groceries on the counter* "interact with these please"
Mashamino: I guess you could have a farming sim in low-poly rural Japan but... this ain't it
TehAmelie: hey, our bullet list said "serve the customer" but now there's more than one!
HorusFive: As in, to serve man?
Foxmar320: All the customers are the same guy
JadedCynic: salarymen have the most purposeful gait
Makoforte: god it would be so funny if they did not, in fact, all walk through the wall but just one guy did sometimes and that's how you know you're serving ghosts
thebuzzstreams: It's an Albany dialect
betweenmyself: I would argue Katamari is light hearted low-poly Japan stuff, but seeing as everyone gets compressed to form neutron stars…
MTGRanger: @Makoforte do... do the ghosts walk normally? Or the salarymen?
HorusFive: Turnt up
Garfman314: we're you supposed to open the door?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And then they walk like our boss did
KakuEpsilon: I don't remember you putting those bottles on the shelves.
Makoforte: Salaryman and The Most Purposeful Gait is my new band name.
Makoforte: We play music that only appears in Cam and Kathleen Crapshots
IanAllenBird: : o
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makoforte Is it a Men at Work coverband?
Foxmar320: Short game
Mashamino: oh hello new friend
TehAmelie: that escalated fast
HorusFive: That went quick
Thefluffiestguineapig: We want to know that too
terribleplan: 3 KEYS BAYBEE!
paulthemapguy: someone set us up the bomb
Mumpaaah: Japanese Backrooms
MacbethSeemsSus: My first reaction when waking up "was I kidnapped?"
Makoforte: @Thefluffiestguineapig no because as an australian if am seen to sing man down under, i become under threat for my existence
Boon_33: =0
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
Makoforte: @Makoforte we just do industrial noise covers of colin hay's solo work
Foxmar320: oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: They made a joke about that during the most recent Let's Nope Alex
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse:
EvilBadman: Jokes on you the paper is treated with a neurotoxin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makoforte Very fair
Mashamino: the kidnapper went through so much trouble, you couldn't disrespect that
MacbethSeemsSus: Edibles kicked in I see
L0rdX33n: Then you trap a rude american in there and he tries to walk through a wall and just gets bisected
Nigouki: is that where they have GIANT SWORDS for the tune?
SquareDotCube: I wonder if they have to lift up the mats
e_bloc: find three keys to open four doors to open the 5th door
DigitalSeahorse:
Mashamino: lorgeman
Thefluffiestguineapig: @L0rdX33n Honestly triggering traps with the paper walls being razor wire would be quite effective
lamina5432: he was pinching your cheeks
Makoforte: OH
incredulouspasserby: aw man it's another "it paths to you and you die" game
JadedCynic: I guess we gotta hide in the closets?
Makoforte: uh
Makoforte: the dr
Uniclonus: Hattori?
DiscordianTokkan: Fukui-Saaaan
Makoforte: FUKUI-SAN! YES?
NonchalantAvenger: missed context... is this from a New Graham Vlogs?
e_bloc: oh man I forgot he even existed
Makoforte: I miss Iron Chef.....
JadedCynic: @NonchalantAvenger nah, just a doc G watched
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy moly that's impressive
Makoforte: God. That man seems like a workaholic.
Uniclonus: OG Iron Chef is on youtube
NotCainNorAbel: I love those
NonchalantAvenger: @JadedCynic a what ??
Makoforte: Yeah but my source had all the videos delisted so maybe I need to find it again.
e_bloc: OG Iron Chef was so good, I used to watch it en masse in like 2006?
TehAmelie: feel like "Rural Japanese Saw" could be another crapshot. if you can get hold of some screen walls
JadedCynic: @NonchalantAvenger a 'doc' or documentary
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to learn about those kinds of things and the fact the US so systematically destroys that kind of stuff makes me sad
MTigress: @Uniclonus i can't watch it cause it's with the replacement soundtrack. feels like an alternate dimension
MacbethSeemsSus: Follows, desperate to give you a hug
WearingCats_CwC: I think he's just lonely
NonchalantAvenger: nice got it 10x
Makoforte: it used to air at night on SBS out here and it was great late night TV when you had insomnia
e_bloc: not that kind of party
DigitalSeahorse: hahaha
HorusFive: He was just cutting through to check the cabbages
Makoforte: (sandwiched between a random jackie chan movie and the latest 'erotic ghost stories' film because SBS was like that in the day'
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we hide with the one dude?
betweenmyself:
Apropos of nothing, has anybody else received mailers from Amazon talking about how they’re entering the Primary Health Carr Market? This has to be the darkest timeline.
TehAmelie: very short attention span
e_bloc: yeah when I was 22 and it was on food network? or some other channel? for like four hours I'd just stay up until ungodly hours of the morning playing poker online before going to my job at 3 at a gas station
betweenmyself: *health care
Makoforte: presumably in the US mainly?
IanAllenBird: strange amount of people crying into walls in this place
MostCallMe__Tim: Just started Demon Slayer, and theres a house fight this reminds me of
DigitalSeahorse: in the bucket?
MTigress: all the re-broadcasts on the internet and TV have the new soundtrack because the original soundtrack was very stolen AF
DarkMorford: Random Q for Alex, is there a decent digital calipers somewhere between the $20 Harbor Freight special and the $120 Mitutoyos? Or do I just bite the bullet?
Makoforte: amazon doesn't seem like they'd want to comply with laws in countries with universal healthcare
IanAllenBird: the opening was interesting
KakuEpsilon: I too sometimes just go into the bathroom, stare at a blank wall and cry.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah the opening was cool
Makoforte: @MTigress but what will i do without the theme from backdraft
betweenmyself: @makoforte in the Bay Area of California at the very least
korvys: This does remind me of Tenchu, which I think was pretty much the goal
darkcyril: Strong concept. But they forgot to provide the proof of it.
HorusFive: Give you 2 keys immediately and then you look around for an hour
e_bloc: is there something that comes even before early access
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think what it needed to do was after you get kidnapped you just start over
TehAmelie: i wonder if you're supposed to hide in the small rooms, if you had any warning before the guy walks in
Makoforte: My favourite thing about Iron Chef is it's the same dubbing studio that did the Sonic Adventure games
MTigress: @Makoforte exactly! it just feels completely WRONG to watch it with the new music
public_key_reveal_party: It is exactly functional enough to be not that interesting
DigitalSeahorse: piano KEYS
HorusFive: tickle the ivories for the first time
KeytarCat: and now we've found 90 keys!
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the house just warps every kidnapping or something
butt_ghost: where's beauty copter 2 when you need it
e_bloc: and the final key was the key to his heart
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the little pot in that room?
Mai_Andra: Let's Nope has played multiple games about running a diner. At least a couple were pretty interesting, too.
MTigress: @MTigress which sucks because a lot of the show is now available in higher quality
thebuzzstreams: Dude's part classic Dalek, he can't go up stairs
YFiddler: this is basically RE2
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: He does have a houseful of dudes just cowering in corners
IanAllenBird: kmjnikjmn
Foxmar320: Maybe he was stuck on that door
DeM0nFiRe:
Makoforte: God. Like 10 years ago Chen Kenichi did a degustation course in Australia and I am legit sad I couldn't get the money together.
e_bloc: there's a pretty recent horror game about running like a bogada or something that's decent right
Foxmar320: lol
DigitalSeahorse:
IanAllenBird: shitter's creepy
DeM0nFiRe: "shitter's clogged"
Mashamino:
ButButTheJesus: ew
Dalrint: I had to leave for a while, ddi they platinum that boys race game?
Foxmar320: He has a brother
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yes @Dalrint
e_bloc: press F to strain uncomfortably
Thefluffiestguineapig:
DigitalSeahorse:
Foxmar320: We dids it
JadedCynic: "nah, that was my father - he still works here too"
ThrinagaBattleheart:
It was really easy to and like, 92% of players had it
DigitalSeahorse: yey
Lysander_salamander: three keys for one door
JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander multiple locks
butt_ghost: wait is this good actually
Solo_Support: in my restless dreams
Aenir798: The frame rate represents our sanity meter
Foxmar320: We must have moved
IanAllenBird: dithering's just what happens when you acquire trauma
DoodlestheGreat: Hickory dithery doc.
e_bloc: its not one year in game, this is what the programmer was able to do in a year
MTGRanger: @Foxmar320 I mean I would too
WearingCats_CwC: We moved out of the spooky murder countryside
betweenmyself:
The Nightmare Realm is secretly mining bitcoin, tanking the framerate
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i finally know theres a word to explain that specific image look, dithered
Lysander_salamander: kind of reminds me of that horror barista game
WearingCats_CwC: Now we like in spooky Kamurocho
Mashamino: the frames are still in that house, they were never seen again
Solo_Support: Hey neighbor, remember when you were kidnapped?
MacbethSeemsSus: It's been 5 months since the police found ANY evidence
JadedCynic: school janitor
butt_ghost: lamps inc duh
e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus Japan's government shutdown is way more brutal
BrowneePointz: So Graham, after your glowing words(I think it was yours) I finally watched the New Naked Gun and was glad a modern comedy could, several times, make me laugh hard enough to almost get a headache.(and also have a pretty tight and lean script resisting their attempts at overindulging)
TehAmelie: the banana is back!
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
asthanius: why is the environment so nicely made this looks so good
ladylinzington: @BrowneePointz oh isn't it great
Lysander_salamander: this does seem well-put-together. Shame about the gameplay.
HorusFive: The Banana! Our old nemisis
butt_ghost: every time we touch banan we get spooked
JadedCynic:
oh not just the bulbs, or the ballasts, but THE WHOLE LAMP
Strebenherz: that's just a friday
MacbethSeemsSus: @butt_ghost It's your geiger counter
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Makoforte: -huh. The guy who dubbed Ohta in Iron Chef was the Soul Calibur announcer. The Soul Still Burns Guy....
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ArdentSlacker: Some people pay top dollar for that kinda evening
ButButTheJesus: ew
JadedCynic: and not even choked to death, just out cold and put you back to bed
Makoforte: sorry my brain went down a rabbit hole
BrindleBoar: just another Chokey Tuesday in the Murder Mansion, yawn
Solo_Support: very normal
Lysander_salamander: yay
lamina5432: good trophy
e_bloc: achievement!
HorusFive: I wanna rock!
Thefluffiestguineapig: No nightmare flash backs here
Solo_Support: Today was a let's nope after all
SiegeFeathers: just advertising the genre of rock
an_archist2: First lesson of kidnapper school: don't get stuck on doorway geometry
Garfman314: need to learn the right way to kidnap, properly and with ettiquite
e_bloc: if he did the environment and someone else did like the content, this could be good
e_bloc: achievement
butt_ghost: omg TRON
Garfman314: you've been ddlc'd
butt_ghost: omg tron ares
Solo_Support:
JadedCynic: ♫freak for me, freak for you♫
KakuEpsilon: Who puts a Banana in the storage room?
pookahbee: He's a potter
MacbethSeemsSus: Aww look at those cheeks
TehAmelie: i guess the camera is in your neck
Foxmar320: oh noes DEAD end
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's rubbing your cheeks
DigitalSeahorse: Class of 66.6
Lysander_salamander: I should watch tron someady
sephyhallow: Even your nightmares have bisexual lightinh
HorusFive: You turned left and it was wrong, idiot gamer
Foxmar320: Can't see crap captain
Lysander_salamander: well, shoot
public_key_reveal_party: Ah my favorite puzzle, guess which way we want you to go
NonchalantAvenger: did u ever catch "The Visioneries" or "Bouli teh Snowman"?
e_bloc:
BrowneePointz: woah woah hold on
pookahbee: Thanks to the Noid
NonchalantAvenger: talking late80's early 90's
BrowneePointz: bisexual lighting has more purple chat!
KakuEpsilon: @Lysander_salamander I marathoned the first two before seeing Ares and it was a great decision.
Zatengo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
Zatengo: Gyaaarbage da
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Zatengo! (Today's storm count: 80)
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I assume we can't leave this mode either
BrowneePointz: it’s red blue and HEAVY purple ye
Gekyouryuu: "Why is everything all red, blue, and purple?" "You said bisexual lighting." "No, I said BUY sexual lighting. this porn is going to look AWFUL."
NoxStryx: Do you thing in parts of italy Tron Ares gets translated to Tron Mars?
nyoomgoom: oohhhhh WING DINGS... ... ...
BrowneePointz: like the neon sign scene from BR 2049
lamina5432: at least you feel refreshed every death
thebuzzstreams: @Gekyouryuu We'll fix it in post
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: never let the truth get in the way of a good joke
Mai_Andra: but wait... i love blue & purple...
BrowneePointz:
and yes we do Alex 
Foxmar320: Got there
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy people of all the genders, it is true
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: or are we two Matrixes deep now?
KakuEpsilon: @NoxStryx Nah, they just call it "Tron Jared Leto is the main character"
Lysander_salamander: wait, does this happen every night for him?
Garfman314: pretty sure that's Turing
TehAmelie: Matrices
Lysander_salamander: Like, is this his normal?
pookahbee: Griffin McElroy
DigitalSeahorse: he's the Hackerman
Foxmar320: Platinum Get!
NonchalantAvenger: criminally underused
terribleplan: I want this asset pack
DigitalSeahorse: does it have a sub ocean?
BrowneePointz: the atmosphere is great but the gameplay sucks
SiegeFeathers: this would be great for a Shenmuelike or something
Lysander_salamander: ok?
Pteraspidomorphi: This reminds me of Happy's Humble Burger Farm
BusTed:
lamina5432: ART
IanAllenBird: oh no
an_archist2: therapiss
Gekyouryuu: "this environment looks great, but the interiors aren't." is just real life.
NightValien28: OMG
NightValien28: PLEASE
Foxmar320: It is you got the Platinum
DigitalSeahorse: just float up
DeM0nFiRe: You got a plat trophy already so yeah lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
HorusFive: 10/10 no notesa
TheAinMAP:
NightValien28: CINEMA
Mashamino: 🎦
NightValien28: ooh
lamina5432: we have more?
public_key_reveal_party: Roll credits?
e_bloc: plot twist
JadedCynic: therapy time
DigitalSeahorse: year 3?
DarkMorford: Random Q for Alex, is there a decent digital calipers somewhere between the $20 Harbor Freight special and the $180 Mitutoyo ones? Or do I just need to bite the bullet?
MTGRanger:
butt_ghost: clapclapclapclap
baltimore_667083: that was actually kinda decent
Foxmar320: Two platinums in one stream!
ClodiumSoride: @Pteraspidomorphi forgot the name, but I did think of that game when they left they apartment.
Lysander_salamander: ending with being afraid to go to therapy. Well, ok
JadedCynic: nice 'city design', and it was squandered
e_bloc: the rare w+p game with potential
BrowneePointz: incredible atmosphere, lackluster mechanics
DigitalSeahorse:
one more?
TehAmelie: this reminds me of that really terrible game about two girls visiting a haunted hotel in southern US and getting serial killed
MacbethSeemsSus: You've got spares
ButButTheJesus: it smells now
nyoomgoom: whoever made that, please iterate
Foxmar320: You can always play Destiny 2, the new halloween event is broken worse than most of the games you play here
NonchalantAvenger: isn't disappointing kinda the point?
e_bloc: enshittification complete
Mazrae: Disappointing games on W+P that never happens
NoxStryx: I always wanted to light a stage show with harsh red and blue lights from the left and right. The have the audience wear 3d glasses, just to make everything look real weird
Lysander_salamander: huh
NonchalantAvenger:
yey 30 min vamp stream niceeeee
Kasran: @Foxmar320 how does it always get worse with d2...
elkae: time to see what Jason Welge has been up to?
satyropodobny: the risk of playing League is low but never zero
e_bloc: there is a good one out there where you make hot dogs
DigitalSeahorse: a spoopy store?
soulessgamer: Spooky's house of jump scares?
Lysander_salamander: wow
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Shift At Midnight?
Foxmar320: Years of practice
BrowneePointz: Hellmart?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Spooky's Jump Scares is Good
HorusFive: @NoxStryx That's a really aggressive stance towards your audience and I love it
BrowneePointz: dang it my google fu wasn’t as fast as
BrowneePointz: Alex
MacbethSeemsSus: I'd say Amygdala but I don't want to inflict that on either of you
Charlie_Victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 66 months!
Charlie_Victor7: Garbage night!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Charlie_Victor7! (Today's storm count: 81)
betweenmyself: There *is* a workaround for the D2 Event Softlock, but it depends on people being patient for 5 seconds, so it’s hit or miss
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus That game was also just boring
Darleysam: @elkae truly the most ominous statement...
NoxStryx: @HorusFive Theatre of the absurd, bab-bee!
patrick_stonecrusher: Aw
e_bloc:
KeytarCat: Phat Fipes
butt_ghost: game got a Smile (2021) ass villain
elkae: @darleysam Those of us who remember…
IanAllenBird: ack
e_bloc: thanks i hate it
pookahbee: Teeth!
thebuzzstreams: TEETH!
nyoomgoom: ough jesus
DigitalSeahorse: bwaaaa
NightValien28: frampt
lamina5432:
Mashamino: T E E T H
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
DeM0nFiRe:
Garfman314: teeth!
Strebenherz: teeth
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
Lysander_salamander: aw
terribleplan:
MacbethSeemsSus:
Darleysam: @elkae HAS he been up to more?
butt_ghost: TEETH
Mnemonicman: teef
Thefluffiestguineapig:
DaxStrife: Worse than Taxman from REPO.
Foxmar320: @betweenmyself Oh I encountered more than just the boss glitch. I made a list of things that were broken
FenrisSchafer:
tidehollowcat: TEETH
butt_ghost: TEETh
an_archist2: wasd controls?
Solo_Support: kinda looks like the unknown
Critterbot: That... sure was some nightmare fuel!
The_Voices: oh... THIS
NonchalantAvenger: broo got 99 problems but a teeth ain't one
fastlane250: Hell (Michigan) Mart
Dr_fragenstien: oh this isn't the car game
JadedCynic: oh is this the general store in Hell , Michigan?
patrick_stonecrusher: That's good hat I'm here for
ArdentSlacker: Everybody in the dental college tuning in eagerly
epsilon_vee: it's a cold day at hellmart?
DigitalSeahorse:
butt_ghost: nothing to do in rural alaska but work for a clearly haunted gas station
an_archist2: oh, we switched to pc
Thefluffiestguineapig: Has Hellmart frozen over?
IanAllenBird: no one ever tries the back
e_bloc: what
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this font looks almost like the original MTG font
betweenmyself: @foxmar320 guess I’ve been lucky, having only experienced the boss issue
e_bloc: welcome, your shift starts now, feel free to take a nap
TitanicBark68 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TitanicBark68! (Today's storm count: 82)
Lysander_salamander: I guess they used the short nails
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this an SCP?
pookahbee: Is that a pager?
frank_the_great: I'm hip, but not hip hip
Foxmar320: @betweenmyself Ive had the hive summoning spots not load in during the third wave, so we wipes to try and fix it only for the entire event to then not load
BusTed: hip hip
e_bloc: the horror is working at a super mart for minimum wage
JadedCynic: viscera cleanup detail? or house flipper?
BrowneePointz: I have seen the typeface for these subtitles before. For some reason it gets used a lot in these solo dev horror projects
TehAmelie: did we remove a coat or anything at some point?
ipoddodd: scrub
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you have to scrub manually Alex?
Kasran: (weezer voice) hip hip
DigitalSeahorse:
hip hip
pookahbee: That's a good sponge
elkae:
@tehamelie nah we’re Canadian
terribleplan: That lock button gives me a fear it's too FNAF-y
MistahFixIt: Bug-splats are frequent this year...
Foxmar320: Normal door
HorusFive: """Hide"""" in this dirty glass cupboard
JadedCynic: Janitor Simulator
ClodiumSoride: @terribleplan it's kind of like No, I am Not Human, but retail
Aenir798: Is the mop even making contact with the floor
HorusFive: We're sweeping guy!
DigitalSeahorse: it's homeopathic cleaning
pookahbee: Break the room
e_bloc: if you got time to clean, there's time to lean
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc: this is actually your pay
frank_the_great: I try not to bring work home
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having a living situation for this is.....ominous
DigitalSeahorse:
MacbethSeemsSus: You slept with your mop haha
public_key_reveal_party: I've spent time in way worse places than that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party Oh hard same
BrowneePointz: there are so many games Ben and Adam have done on Let’s Nope that uses this type face.
ThrinagaBattleheart: What was that W+P game from a while ago that had you cleaning a diner haunted by First Nations ghosts?
JadedCynic:
That's EXPENSIVE, Alex 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Cuddled up like a teddy bear probably
niccus: there's Ambrosia Sky trying to be a narrative/regular-fps with powerwash verbs, more actiony than expected
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThrinagaBattleheart Joe's Diner
Gr33nDruid: Just hopped on and I'm glad to see some real wizard gaming.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ThrinagaBattleheart: That's the one, this is giving those kinda vibes
JadedCynic: I mean, there's probably bears and wolves in the countryside
betweenmyself: Gimme an open world Powerwash Simulator where you can use your powerwasher as a jet pack to get around
elkae: oh man Joe’s Diner
e_bloc: appropos of nothing, i want the enemies in this game to sell like they're shawn michaels wrestling hulk hogan
BrowneePointz: excuse you Alex can be a witch!
butt_ghost: hellmart has finally frozen over
MistahFixIt: Snow's haunted.
frank_the_great: Bad roof
elkae: it’s true, I have the same hat
pookahbee: It was a localized weather system
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mart's haunted *cocks mop*
DigitalSeahorse: nachos
TheAinMAP:
HorusFive: @pookahbee At this time of year, at this time of day??
Gr33nDruid: Wizards are all kinds of things Witchs are too but different. Alex dont need another person to form a dark pact with for power...its already within
JadedCynic:
agh, we don't RECYCLE?
matthaus_c: pasta point of no return
JadedCynic:
Strebenherz: omg this is great
JadedCynic: okay
e_bloc: ok so they've reskinned grocery simulator to add horror?
Darleysam: WOW that pasta disastah was a deep cut
arcaneIllumination: Yes, I would buy that
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
frank_the_great: Okay, that's a lil adorable
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse:
terribleplan: Hmm, is this using some of the same assets/guts as TCG shop sim?
thebuzzstreams: The noodley appendage!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they made that logo is charming
TehAmelie: i see some TCG Store Simulator influences here
butt_ghost: lock all the doooors
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: linguistics fun fact, Witch only very recently became a gendered term(past couple hundred years) and Sorcerer comes from Norse, particularly accusing a Man of being Gay
lamina5432: that character is more interesting then any of the Ai slop earlier
matthaus_c: that mop grip is incredible
BrowneePointz: Linguistics history!
Gr33nDruid: @BrowneePointz thats dope
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c This is all I want my bf to say
Foxmar320: oh good
JadedCynic: ?
Dr_fragenstien: I feel the fire marshal will have something to say about having all the other exits locked
MacbethSeemsSus: Good job today, I'll probably kill you in the morning
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO this is Hellmart
MistahFixIt: Yeah homelessness IS pretty horrifying
Jasoman: Oh reminds me of my childhood
IanAllenBird: board up the pos
Drasvin: If you don't meet the quota, are you going to be launched out the airlock?
BrindleBoar: I would not still love you if you were that awful grinning worm
pookahbee: @Dr_fragenstien Not if they can't get in!
DigitalSeahorse: so it's Lethal Company with only store
Foxmar320: Jump scare the first customer
TehAmelie: question is, are we already in Hell?
e_bloc: oh hell yeah we got a pager
elkae: is he yknow 💅 a sorcerer
Strebenherz: GRIN
Solo_Support:
So happy
sephyhallow: OH FUCK
underhill33:
lamina5432: HeII of a smile
HorusFive: Happy Customer
TheAinMAP:
frank_the_great: At least someone's happy
Thefluffiestguineapig:
itsaysTRUENO: a perfectly normal, human style expression
MistahFixIt: "Oh it's gonna be one of THOSE shifts..."
dumbo3k:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
e_bloc: welcome to hellmart, home of the hellburger, can i take your order
JadedCynic: it's cold- their lips have contracted
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
Saintnex: oh I hate this already lol
Shadowsoflife:
Dr_fragenstien: they said not to deal with weirdos, but didn't specify what qualifies
frank_the_great:
DigitalSeahorse:
A_Dub888: let’s not be rash, maybe they just got a Botox
sephyhallow: Maybe just high?
DigitalSeahorse: one single tear runs down her face
e_bloc: oh man they should make you calculate sales tax manually
Lysander_salamander: yeah I don't want to play this game. Been a register person too long to want to play it as a game.
MacbethSeemsSus: Customer: Why so serious?
IanAllenBird: jesus
JadedCynic: brrr
phoenixletmeuseadashd: uh
Strebenherz: #just retail things
SiegeFeathers: "you're not smiling like the rest of us :D"
Saintnex: Thats... not okay?
Solo_Support: This is exactly how retail is
DeM0nFiRe: She seems very normal
Foxmar320: uhhhh
JadedCynic: no heat either
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHHH
Mashamino: had to teach him a lesson
e_bloc: probably trying to huff it
IanAllenBird: don't get the change wrong I guess
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Dr_fragenstien: did she say the milk is calm?
BrindleBoar: good talk
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the milk is calm. ok
thebuzzstreams: Graham you are missing out!
frank_the_great: The thoughts won
PipeSmokingOwl: Milk = Calm
JadedCynic:
Blip2004: fog rolled in
Solo_Support:
DigitalSeahorse: why not just ask for the correct change?
IanAllenBird: that's the problem graham
e_bloc: a little. . . too happy
butt_ghost: are you not supposed to keep the door locked and sus out any weird customers?
BrowneePointz: @gr33ndruid yea only Women and Old Men were allowed to practice Seiðr (cuz Odin) so to accuse a Man of practicing sorcery is to imply he was effeminate/gay
sephyhallow: Does anyone buy anything but nachos?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy to puncture our fuel tank
Solo_Support: They LOVE Nachoshead
IanAllenBird: everyone's having a nacho party
Lysander_salamander: well, now I want to watch Redline
e_bloc: yeah this is the guy to look out for
Solo_Support: 50 is crazy bro
L0rdX33n: Busting a 50 at a corner store? Listen my dude, we hate you/ --All of retail
JadedCynic: huh, I wonder what that sign by the side dore says
IanAllenBird: there's a lot of mud out there
frank_the_great: Ground's haunted
Lysander_salamander: tracking in slow I guess?
e_bloc: you don't sell soap
saucemaster5000: the dust bowl was hard
Solo_Support: "normal"
matthaus_c: they're gunkmaxxing
JadedCynic: well, they just walked in tracking snow
Dr_fragenstien: hey i like chips and pasta
LarkSachrosis: Walking through snow and salt
MistahFixIt: "Seems" is doing a LOT of work right now
frank_the_great: I do fuck with chips and pasta
public_key_reveal_party: Those are both good
Solo_Support: Feddy fazbear monkaS
e_bloc: have we considered a phone other than a pay phone
TehAmelie: nobody would guess that!
Foxmar320: Five Nights in Hell
Gr33nDruid: @BrowneePointz lol imagine being scared of ones scorcerous powers...ye olde "hes making me like boys"
DigitalSeahorse:
butt_ghost: five evenings at freezies
e_bloc: or is that one unity asset too many
Saintnex: should we flip the sign to closed?
e_bloc: I think his car broke down, it looks like he blew a seal
TehAmelie: the customers have only two modes, grinning ear to ear or resting dead face
sephyhallow: You are not missing out
nevermore913: Smile is solid
Saintnex: NOEP
Foxmar320: oh no
Solo_Support: BRO
DeM0nFiRe: uh
Mashamino: ohh... good
DigitalSeahorse: ew
Strebenherz: Tos?!
Astramentha: uh
Foxmar320: Can we hit him with the broom
Darleysam: and by 'it'
MacbethSeemsSus: Pasta's not THAT exciting
Lysander_salamander: straight up jorking it
L0rdX33n: Straight jorkin' it
BrowneePointz: @gr33ndruid it’s mostly cuz of strict gender roles and a man practicing it implied he was a bottom, cuz just like the Romans it’s okay if you were the top obviously *eyes roll out of skull*
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate everything about that
NightValien28: that ain't right
butt_ghost: oh no not his peanits
wiganlass: Smile was ok I don’t think it merited a sequel
RedAlexxis: just another day in a supermarket?
Strebenherz: ghost jerker?
thebuzzstreams: and he didn't even leave a mess
TehAmelie: he's loving himself but not in a good way
Solo_Support: The ghost cranker monkaS
fastlane250: in the helled mart
niccus: the phantom crank
e_bloc: he's efficient
Darleysam: at the Helled Mart
phoenixletmeuseadashd: oh good the ghost is jacking it
Mashamino: ghost pervs?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: The Phantom Jorker
Strebenherz: the five second endurance ghost
DigitalSeahorse: that guy stood right in front of me on the bus and I had to move so I wouldn't have to look anymore
ButterBall000: Just like real life!
IanAllenBird: he didn't take into account how cold it would be over there
nevermore913: Someone else took care of him?
pookahbee: Some people just seem to cum and go with little warning...
BrowneePointz: jorkin it by the peanuts
e_bloc: I would avoid the vanilla
butt_ghost: ask not for who the hog cranks, it cranks for three
TehAmelie: it is all we're stocking
JadedCynic:
I mean that's ALL YOU STOCKED
RedAlexxis: The fun bit is walking up behind them and saying "got milk"
InconsiderateHat: This game actually seems fine, if you like shop sims.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we close the store now?
NightValien28: you do need to load up on carb if you live in a cold place
HorusFive: Winter- gotta bulk up
sophieghost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, sophieghost! (Today's storm count: 83)
Saintnex: yea, I saw that too
JadedCynic: some THING; about kid-height
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw it too
BrowneePointz: I will say that conceptually, supermarket simulator by day and horror Game by night is pretty good.
L0rdX33n: It's Japan, probably a ninja
Saintnex: hella haunted
InconsiderateHat: Okay now the game truly begins
Vandristine: that was just Jerry
pookahbee: Was it... the Ice Creamer?
e_bloc: I'd be running too if I just got caught jerking it in a grocery store
RedAlexxis: The camera said it was 1996
e_bloc: the pay phone and pager suggest it's in the 90's
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the technical break is my favorite drumloop
Solo_Support: har har harhar har
DigitalSeahorse:
Lysander_salamander: uh
MacbethSeemsSus: "Technical break" sounds very capitalist dystopia
wiganlass: if it’s anything like where I work there’s a horrible customer toilet to clean
DigitalSeahorse: "night visitors"
JadedCynic: oh hell, you don't CLOSE the store...
Dr_fragenstien: how much do you have to pay the night visitors
Solo_Support: Return of the phantom cranker
L0rdX33n: It's a kill you murder guy
DideRobot:
LRR: Join us this Saturday at 12:00PM Pacific for the Riftbound: Origins PreRelease Event! We've got our old friend and Riftbound Game Director Dave Guskin joining us to show off the latest entry in the world of TCG's! Join us live on both Twitch and YouTube! #Sponsored (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115415532880418181
Creature_Comforts: the hash slinging slasher
Solo_Support: WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
gsyhiap: It's just a hungry shift worker lloking for some crisps
nevermore913: Is this when rats show up
gsyhiap: *looking
BrowneePointz: honestly, conceptually this game is really neat. I’d love to see it done with a high level of polish.
e_bloc: so a dollar in 1996 would be about $2.03 today
Dr_fragenstien: the one guy not smiling
Mashamino: are we operating the store in The Mist?
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
IanAllenBird: he's having a normal one
MacbethSeemsSus: Low power mode
pookahbee: He's just like me frfr
frank_the_great: I love relatable characters
Foxmar320: Looks like Silent Hill outside
DigitalSeahorse: it's freezing cold
public_key_reveal_party: Same tbh
ArdentSlacker: If you're cold, they're cold... LET THEM IN
Solo_Support: Why is there a bed in the breakroom if you are working literally 24 hours
DigitalSeahorse: hahhha
Strebenherz: the LAUGH
BusTed: 🙂
HorusFive: Hey dude- if you're going to stay here you could help clean
IanAllenBird: no thanks
pookahbee: Do you think Alex should be left unattended with Ian and a sponge?
Blip2004: that was the one who said she punctured the fuel tank
Foxmar320: Full service store
Thefluffiestguineapig: Check the doors, are they locked?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: that was sabatoge the generator lady
JadedCynic: I think we worked it out right...
thebuzzstreams: @pookahbee Absolutely yes
MacbethSeemsSus: Hope it's a little more difficult than "grinning" or "not grinning"
Mashamino: AngelThump
VTMonster: Who's Dawn?
JadedCynic: short nights
Mai_Andra: "Wash yo' ass!" -Alex
InconsiderateHat: Okay this game is legit. It's shop simulator plus "No, I'm Not a Human".
matthaus_c: the creamer didn't even come back
DigitalSeahorse:
oh Alex
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honestly happy to see a game go for "unsettling" over "ooga booga jumpscares"
Kasran: oh, it's like that one game - yeah, "No I'm Not a Human"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I actually like this so far
DoodlestheGreat: @VTMonster You know, the ones who worked with Tony Orlando.
IanAllenBird: honk shoe
BrowneePointz: Dawn breaks, everyone roll a reflex save
TehAmelie: yeah i think they really wanted to make TCG Card Shop Simulator but with horror
DeM0nFiRe:
JadedCynic: clean, restock, and then rest
ThrinagaBattleheart: Up all night, and not even to get lucky
HorusFive: 2nd AND 3rd shift
e_bloc: i mean it is hellmart
Mashamino: "Do I get a break?" "Technically"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
matthaus_c: I've had school days like this
ButterBall000: 4-4 shift
Raincoast_Bear: WTF? Post Apoc Retail simulator ?
wiganlass: you get used to working nights
ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie I suspect there's an asset pack for "<Item> Shop Simulator", with how similarly they all look and play.
KakuEpsilon: You live here, for a week at a time. Sleep when you're not living here.
Sethalidos: wait does this mean Hell froze over?
darkcyril: The real question is - is this a better or worse location than the blacksmith shop from earlier?
Makoforte: wait is this still on the PS5? why does it say DEMO BUILD?
InconsiderateHat: @Raincoast_Bear More like creepy town shop sim
Mashamino: @Sethalidos eyyyy
Juliamon: shoveling with bare arms makes me cringe inside-out
Jasoman: More like silent hill retail
IanAllenBird: we switched over to steam I think
JadedCynic: @Raincoast_Bear What? No, this is just Michigan...in october (Hell, Michigan?)
Foxmar320: oh no
Dr_fragenstien: and by new stock I mean...My peanits
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makoforte No, this is on the PC I believe
Lysander_salamander: sir?
Lysander_salamander: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: reminds me of the clopens at the movie theater where I'd leave at 2am and be back at 9am
DigitalSeahorse: woo we got some protein now
JadedCynic: G! How could you MISS THAT?!?
IanAllenBird: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
MacbethSeemsSus: He's back to finish jerkin it
RedAlexxis: morning shift
matthaus_c: oh my god
matthaus_c: it's deez brand peanuts
MistahFixIt: @Jasoman silent hill $
pookahbee: @DigitalSeahorse More than we got earlier?
JadedCynic: were these shelves broken like this?
Drasvin: Is the box of snacks "Deez Nuts"
e_bloc: God gave up this world, its people long ago
Mashamino: he flushed himself
Thefluffiestguineapig: So that's where he hides himself I guess
RedAlexxis: the real horror? watching someone use the bathroom
DigitalSeahorse: oh I guess egg noodles got a bit of egg in them
Raincoast_Bear: Everybody has to bathroom sometime Alex.
Solo_Support: GOTTEM
MistahFixIt: Dee's Nuts
DigitalSeahorse:
KakuEpsilon: Dee's Nuts is actually a legeit brand in Florida.
ButterBall000: Andes mints needs to sell nuts
public_key_reveal_party: I will say this game does have a pretty good atmosphere
ArcOfTheConclave: are those deez nuts?
Mashamino: any zone is a snack zone if you're hungry enough
TehAmelie: i wonder what hellish punishment you get for shelving wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you have enough pasta and chips from yesterday?
Solo_Support: If only stocking shelves was that easy
MacbethSeemsSus: Unlike the industrial chemicals at your grocery store
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Solo_Support I know right?
sephyhallow: Bet the woman you wouldn't let in yesterday fucked it up
e_bloc: can I get a value pack of bleach and amonia
Thefluffiestguineapig: That woman said she was going to do this because of the wrong change
BrowneePointz: what movie and what meme I zoned out for a bit
DigitalSeahorse:
that lady stabbed it!
JadedCynic: that one lady mucked with it - because we didn't let her hin
KeytarCat: Did the lady puncture your fuel line like she threatened?
Thefluffiestguineapig: She said that when the previous guy gave her the wrong change she punctured it
L0rdX33n: You become a sphere
itsaysTRUENO: BIG
KakuEpsilon: Whoa! Big! was in all of them I thought?
L0rdX33n: It's very fun
BrowneePointz: Metal Slug is just Totally Spies but Videogame
Mashamino: a noble donair embiggens the smallest man
BrowneePointz: and if you get that reference congratulations on being as terminally online as I am
MistahFixIt: "Are you watching me on the security cameras? That's illegal in this province y'know!"
Solo_Support: bruh
Foxmar320: Wow this gig sucks
DigitalSeahorse: WTF
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such a capitalism thing
adept_nekomancer: Capitalism continues to find new ways to suck more
niccus: it's like being a teacher!
MistahFixIt: "Good enough" - Agree to disagree!
e_bloc: is this a partnership
public_key_reveal_party: What level of capitalism are we on here
e_bloc: yeah after the first month you have to do self-employment taxes
lamina5432: This game feels decent
DigitalSeahorse: it's somehow our fault the lady stabbed our generator? did we give her the wrong change? is she still mad at the last guy?
TehAmelie: so you can just let it leak and refuel more often and the boss is willing to pay for fuel. great business strats here
JadedCynic: @e_bloc yeah, we should be getting dividends...
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game seems interesting for a demo with great potential
nevermore913: But it's less shitty
matthaus_c: maybe next time we can stab the generator with her
sephyhallow: @DigitalSeahorse I was thinking it's cause we didn't let her in last night
DigitalSeahorse:
don't be a generator stabbist
BrowneePointz: yeah, honestly horror supermarket simulator is a pretty strong concept
KeytarCat: At least the guy crankin it in the freezer section cleaned up after himself
MistahFixIt: "Enjoy this free sample of Crung"
Lysander_salamander: Is this supposed to be Alaska?
MacbethSeemsSus: "They held their sponge up, like a beacon in the dark"
Thefluffiestguineapig: The combo of weird smiling people and not being FNAF is already strong
dumbo3k: Drink more Glurp!
public_key_reveal_party: @lysander_salamander it's not really specified I think
e_bloc: yeah with real cane sugar
Juliamon: ffs windows
JadedCynic:
@Lysander_salamander Hellmart? Probably just Hell, Michicgan. Seems cold enough for October
Raincoast_Bear: Is Blurp better than Glorp or Slurm?
Foxmar320: oh I thought it was me
TehAmelie: the flying spaghetti monster pasta is pretty cute
DigitalSeahorse:
maybe
ButterBall000: I'm new on Linux and that Windows notification got me.
WearingCats_CwC: That's a lotta nuts!
KeytarCat: Scrungo McDeez-Nuts
LavenderCreations: the way that I started looking for the alert even though I'm on linux....
MacbethSeemsSus: @WearingCats_CwC He just left! With nuts!
Raincoast_Bear: He's like PigPen
TehAmelie: dirt just sheaving off them in waves
JadedCynic: or aliens
KakuEpsilon: He soiled the floor with Nuts.
DigitalSeahorse:
@sephyhallow perhaps
e_bloc: if I was cursed I'd probably stop bathing too
JadedCynic: State regulations
ButterBall000: It's a small town
arcaneIllumination: By a dollar I think
adept_nekomancer: Time to stab the generator I guess
matthaus_c: she got store credit
KakuEpsilon: Oh no, you also didn't card her.
Dr_fragenstien: I think Garham missed that conversation
JadedCynic: weren't you just here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And this guy is back
MistahFixIt: "Teeth-Forward" is an upsetting adjective
Makoforte: and it is true in real life
JadedCynic: Yeah, Kennedy head
JadedCynic: it's rare irl
adept_nekomancer: Technically there is a 50 cent american coin. I've never seen it used.
e_bloc: this is america
Makoforte: dolbinston cigaretts....
ballesta25: US half-dollar coins are great
IanAllenBird: side door's unlocked
Foxmar320: oh that one doors unlocked
BrowneePointz: Yeah, half dollars, not that common though
RedAlexxis: Aus has 50c coins, pretty common
BrowneePointz: They are fucking gigantic too
ButterBall000: I used to use 50-cent and dollar coins when I carried more cash
e_bloc: I probably saw half a dozen a month when I worked at a gas station
JadedCynic: @e_bloc yes, LRR is canadian; our banknotes are much more colorful
MistahFixIt: Oh yeah the Kennedy half-dollar.
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
sephyhallow: Oh, you have an Enderman
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Hey there Lurch
northos: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
IanAllenBird: that's mr. homm
matthaus_c: it's the Fireman
pookahbee: That's just Tall Tony
Solo_Support: he's just a tall guy
TheAinMAP:
darkcyril: Marvel's Stilt Man
DigitalSeahorse: tallsman
nyoomgoom: that's just uhhhh whats his face
KakuEpsilon: Bill?!
Driosenth: It Bill
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't make eye contact, they freak out
MistahFixIt: We're living in the town of Double Mountain
A_Dub888: Mike Tevee?
Alephred: Where does he buy his pants?
e_bloc: @JadedCynic could you guys be worse at something please?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Side door after this customer
RedAlexxis: Weatherman
JadedCynic: Wilt the Stilt Chamberlin faked his death?
Juliamon: Half-dollars were exciting when I was a kid and the tooth fairy left them for me. Never seen them outside of that context.
Strebenherz: this is giving me cashiering flashbacks
korvys: That is some creepy pasta
EvilBadman: Sorry did you mean HUGE MAN!!!
wiganlass: you need him to stock the top shelves
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he have a face?
RedAlexxis: "Tall Man" Haha
matthaus_c:
did you card him for the smokes 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: those hands
nyoomgoom: robert wadlow that was the guy
JadedCynic: he's probly gonna be our best friend
L0rdX33n: Good bye 9 foot giant
RedAlexxis: wait, does he have the right number of fingers?
Strebenherz: HE DUCKS
IanAllenBird: whoa
Solo_Support: nice
nyoomgoom: fucken robert wadlow goes here
Strebenherz: THE DESIGN
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Lysander_salamander: Bet he turns out be the most normal guy
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Juliamon: nice touch
e_bloc: once someone came in to buy like $20 of gas with 50 cent and 1$ coins. probably stolen. I looked it up and two of the 1$ coins were silver and worth like $12. so i bought them out of the register
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a great design detail
MistahFixIt: The Verisimilitude!
JadedCynic:
VERY NICE INVERSION
ghyllnox: \o/
WearingCats_CwC: This dude looks like a fellow Stalker
ArdentSlacker: Tall guy obeys the laws of physics.
DigitalSeahorse: Tall Man is our best customer
TehAmelie: one thing you can learn from these games is how little store clerks look at what you're buying when they ring it up
Raincoast_Bear: LRR doing it's part to normalize "The Tall."
A_Dub888: kaybyee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clean and lock door?
Solo_Support: no.
RedAlexxis: I bet he tells good stories
wiganlass: retail is not that interesting in real life
JadedCynic: just stamp your feet outside the door, please?
e_bloc: the rare W+P that goes long because of an interesting game
RedAlexxis: but probably isn't creditable
Juliamon: Some were just very short
Atomic_Marshmallow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months, currently on a 107 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Atomic_Marshmallow! (Today's storm count: 84)
Foxmar320: uhhhh
e_bloc: blacksmith sim had its moments
TehAmelie: why is there a basement in this place?
PharaohBender27: That is an unsettling smile
Thefluffiestguineapig: Her face is BY FAR the creepiest one
MacbethSeemsSus: If she offers a riddle, no.
TehAmelie: really doesn't feel like basement building country
Thefluffiestguineapig: This guy is back AGAIN??
RedAlexxis: Secret tunnel, secret tunnel, to the basement!
JadedCynic: OOF, no lie, that happened to a friend - there was a basement hatch in a record shop (build into an old home) and he sprained his ankle falling into it.
DigitalSeahorse: I only saw part of it but even just that part was creepy
Lysander_salamander: You get some real characters coming through in retail.
adept_nekomancer: The customers really seem to like Deez Nuts
DigitalSeahorse: power
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RedAlexxis Please no please no please no please no tunnel!
Critterbot: You forge a sword.
RedAlexxis:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
e_bloc: if you can forge an anchor, you can fix a generator
DoodlestheGreat: One door unlocked.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Door's unlocked
DigitalSeahorse: guess we never run out of bags
Kasran: something poetic about starting with blacksmith sim, a crappy retail simulator, and ending with this, which deliberately plays on the creepiness of those crappy retail simulators
matthaus_c:
the jorking guy didn't come today, and we even stocked peanuts 
JadedCynic: I'd prolly restock the shelves a bit...
Dr_fragenstien: @JadedCynic can't go out at night. For spooky reasons
Kasran: the child who fell down the hatch is probably the bathroom man. thats my guess
e_bloc: the best thing about this game is probably getting nightshift stuck in my head
MacbethSeemsSus: Protective sponge
glitched_goddess: this would be fun on let’s nope lol
butt_ghost: this feels like every horror game from the past 10 years bundled into one game - more bang for my buck i guess
e_bloc: so we're some sort of combination grocery sim/observation duty
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is honestly interesting
matthaus_c: oh so this is incorporating something from those adult spot the difference games too
matthaus_c: that's pretty fun
NonchalantAvenger: emotional support sponge
PharaohBender27:
Raincoast_Bear: Emotional support sponge.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
e_bloc: secret tunnel
artdecosunburn: Didn't realize a sponge was the go-to response for "anomalies."
JadedCynic: @Dr_fragenstien yeah, because we're in a rural location - bears, wolves, etc.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she the one we didn't give enough change to today?
DigitalSeahorse: anomobully
e_bloc: can we work in some rogue-like elements
Darleysam: okay this seems actually kind of rad
realbadatthis_: HELL NAW
MacbethSeemsSus: won't lie, jumped a but
bbblehh: oh im scared now
e_bloc: every now and then
Foxmar320: Who spilled all the jam
matthaus_c: damn this game rules
Raincoast_Bear: Bright eyes!
pookahbee: It's just children's hospital color aesthetic
butt_ghost: ugh stupid ghosts making me do CHORES
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do love that we take care of this by cleaning but this is very spooky now
Mai_Andra: ♫ Every now and then I get a little bit lonely...
e_bloc: every now and then I fall apart
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @pookahbee red signifies passion and strength, of course
MistahFixIt: "Open the store, take out the trash, mop the blood, close the hell-maw..."
e_bloc: ok so Hellmart is haunted by Bonnie Tyler
ArdentSlacker: oh, wow... there's some gameplay in our game. And a more fair "anomaly hunt" than usual...
e_bloc: we're getting somewhere
VTMonster: WHO IS DAWN!?
KakuEpsilon: Running low on Chips.
Solo_Support: this is like 8 games in 1
Darleysam: @MistahFixIt walk the dinosaur
L0rdX33n: What was this one called?
bbblehh: i guess we really did end up getting let's nope today
JadedCynic: @VTMonster THE DELIVERY DRIVER!!!!
DigitalSeahorse:
Kasran: this one is called Hellmart
BrowneePointz: It’s doing a good job of tutorializing the mechanics
Raincoast_Bear: Could be an Adam & Ben game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy this game so far
Foxmar320: Yeah looks interesting
Kasran: it's interesting because none of the mechanics individually have any particular depth, and they don't really interact much, but they combine to amp up the dread
Lysander_salamander: I hope the full game turns out well
Lysander_salamander: Have a good evening!
JadedCynic: thank you for some fun!
xantos69:
50 Bits
vinewood_og:
IanAllenBird: o7
iris_of_ether:
Foxmar320: Play and Watching
Raincoast_Bear: I watched too!
e_bloc: agree, this looks entertaining and skewerable
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream! time for vaccine sleep!
realbadatthis_: o7
JeffCentaur: huzzah
e_bloc: thank you both
ultin00b subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ultin00b! (Today's storm count: 85)
Foxmar320: !patreon
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here
hesterbyrde: thanks for the stream y'all!
Foxmar320: !youtube
darkcyril: Thanks for stream!
enkil_42:
RedAlexxis: good work as always peeps
Foxmar320: !alex
yonderra: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
lamina5432: gnight
Foxmar320: !schedule
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
WearingCats_CwC: Bai
DigitalSeahorse: read Alex's comics if you like ^
matthaus_c: pumped kin
Lysander_salamander: yay pumpkining
Raincoast_Bear: Pumpkin Soldering!
e_bloc: did they play that before? I vaguely remember nudity
TheAinMAP:
e_bloc: did Wheeler play that
iris_of_ether:
Juliamon: e_bloc yes
30teracyte: neat
BusTed: nifty
Lysander_salamander: interesting
dumbo3k: oooh, neat-o
Juliamon: Sultan's Game
e_bloc: @Juliamon thank you! I knew I knew it from somewhere
NonchalantAvenger: your Ravnica sealed EDSC episode is so goood!
e_bloc: thats real cool
IanAllenBird: well,
Lysander_salamander: wow
Uniclonus: Give it time
NonchalantAvenger: and commnaxder paper fight? nice!!
bbblehh: don't worry we can fill that role
niccus: well, we can't promise
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't tempt people!
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah dice friends
lamina5432: spikes will always exist
Sethalidos: challenge denided?
matthaus_c: don't count your chatters before they chat
DaFhaye: I'm really excited for Riftbound
DigitalSeahorse:
wooooooo
wiganlass: hi Alex I don’t think you saw my question before but are you looking forward to the reboot of Fatal Frame 2 - the pics look stunning
e_bloc: the first episode of G&G was so good, I actually watched it twice
Lysander_salamander: I managed to catch up on part one it was great
Raincoast_Bear: When you stream it, toxic chat is still possible.
L0rdX33n: Thanks for games, friends. You are both awesome and charming and handsome and wholesome and the world is better for you both being in it
DigitalSeahorse:
@wiganlass
TheAinMAP:
gsyhiap subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 124 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, gsyhiap! (Today's storm count: 86)
DigitalSeahorse:
DeM0nFiRe: F
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: not enough spoons
RedRaptor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, RedRaptor! (Today's storm count: 87)
iris_of_ether:
MacbethSeemsSus: Two letters of the alphabet down in PSN!
IanAllenBird: da bits
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
IanAllenBird: o7
Gekyouryuu: night, all
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
e_bloc:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Have a good night!
ButButTheJesus: k thx bai
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Reset scrolling
I got a gift to Wheeler
the goggles do nothing! 
