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Invitare: I wish it was raining here
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TXC2: !dragonshield
themercenary1987: Anyone got the Harry Nielson song Rainmaker in their head looking at this weather?
TehAmelie: hmm is it possible to catch them all? do we even know how many there are?
Invitare: I doubt it
TehAmelie: it looks like scars (?)
Invitare: they might do for vampies
TXC2: Obloquies do, but not that high
themercenary1987: That man is clearly dehydrated
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ghizmou: only pros know about back abs
QuixoticScrivener: greetings: chat, mods, and streamer!
TXC2: hello QuixoticScrivener welcome
Invitare: vampires only drink blood, and that's probably not a good source of hydration
TXC2: ghizmou we call it the chirstmas tree
QuixoticScrivener:
@txc2 
TXC2:
blood is like a sports drink, it's full of electrolytes 
Invitare: Vampire but blood type matters
themercenary1987: Will we be seeing you on the Riftbound PPR? I remeber the stream where you tried out League the game
TehAmelie: does having the wrong blood type means you won't get infected by a bite?
QuixoticScrivener: surprise dice friends appearance
Diabore: guest Dave Guskin
Mr_Horrible: a ghast? Seems appropriate for the season, I suppose
TheMerricat: Just double-checking chat The rRiftbound PPR is not MTG, Right it's its own thing?
Mr_Horrible: if a little unorthodox
Invitare: You're about to turn into dust? Quick don't drink blood!
themercenary1987: @TheMerricat thats right
TXC2: TheMerricat as far as I know, it's not a magic thing
Diabore: @TheMerricat correct riftbound is riots new card game based on LOL
Juliamon: It's not a PPR, it's a PR
themercenary1987: @Juliamon My bad!
Mr_Horrible: making clocks 20% wider but no taller
TheMerricat: Make the hands telescoping
Mr_Horrible: clocks made for the people that always say "eh it's about 10 past"
themercenary1987: Time to Hiccup these Dragons!
TehAmelie: imagine, O- vampires spread faster than any other cause they can infect anyone, but then they can only drink O- and O- people die out
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] Is your Fleem ready?
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jacqui_lantern234:
my fleem is ALWAYS ready, cori 
Bruceski: Some artsy clock where the numbers are backwards but it's used like an actual clock and the hosts make you feel bad for not understanding it right away.
niccus: if you drink blood from two people too quickly, is it like drinking a concrete mixer
Mr_Horrible: @Bruceski a "conversation trap"
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie This is the true reason why vampires don't exist. They already killed themselves.
themercenary1987: Man i need to grab more tempest hawks
Seventy111: Wide clock but the arms are too long for the shorter axis
TehAmelie: @TheMerricat headcanon accepted
Mr_Horrible: I feel like that was actually intentional as part of a puzzle in a Zero Escape game or similar
Mr_Horrible: I have a vague memory of this
Diabore: dragonbrood relic is good if you want to be 5 colours
ghizmou: that s in our colors
Seventy111: Dragonbrood's Relic is a good time
kumatsu: a Dragon Lancer? Someone call Shivam
Seventy111: The token *is* very pretty
Flyingdelorion: Awaken is the pic not?
themercenary1987: No
Invitare: I always approve of 5 colour
themercenary1987: Oooooo!
themercenary1987: The mobilise creature could be good
Seventy111: Lands is pretty good. The storm seems meh unless you're going hard on dragons
TXC2: I think land is the pick
Seventy111: Ooh or exhale
Seventy111: So much juicy stuff
Flyingdelorion: Sibsig!
TXC2: I'd go for the ice climber
Flyingdelorion: Many good picks here...
themercenary1987: Especially if you can find some +1/+1 counters
TehAmelie: [Ice Climber for NES core memory unlocked]
Jundinator: Hai
Jundinator: What are we drafting
themercenary1987: The Sagu?
TXC2: Jundinator dragonstorm
themercenary1987: Goes well with ice climber?
Flyingdelorion: @TehAmelie Yep me too!
Cptasparagus: saggy plum
Jundinator: Can LRR attempt to get wotc to get Fate Reforged on arena plz
QuixoticScrivener: worthy cost?
TehAmelie: i guess you don't often hear the term ice climber
jacqui_lantern234:
@Cptasparagus you cant just ASK SOMEONE about their saggy plums 
Jundinator: So how about that new arena "vintage" cube
Cptasparagus: lands are always good
themercenary1987: Errr?
Flyingdelorion: Huh?
themercenary1987: RUDE
TXC2: ooo a 2nd stormsinger
themercenary1987: WOTC: Are you one of those CONTENT CREATORS holdin up our Draft?
Jundinator: Always take a blood artist
QuixoticScrivener: mono 4 drops
Cptasparagus:
@jacqui_lantern234 
Flyingdelorion: Let's make an storm opera!
Jundinator: Never say no to blood artist
niccus: oh wow are those the nightmare 70s spine couches in the capenna bg picture
iris_of_ether: Man, remember conversation pits?
TehAmelie: reminds me of the movie theater where i live, built in 1998
TXC2: the useless opulence of art Nevoue
TheDigitalDeer: I've been in many conversations that felt like pits
kumatsu: I want to try doing a draft in conversation pit
Astrovore: @TehAmelie how'd you end up living in a movie theatre?
Kentosaurus: alien earth had a conversation pit!
jacqui_lantern234:
@iris_of_ether id rather if the world forgot
Seventy111: Ooooooh blade is neat
Seventy111: Dragon's prey also good removal
themercenary1987: in Red? How gauche!
artdecosunburn: I was in that Star Wars chat here. Nothing like 70s shag carpet conversation pits.
Flyingdelorion: Removal is always solid
Cptasparagus: oooh a conversation pit with a hydraulic cover that lifted up to bar height on top would be sick
iris_of_ether: I think my childhood doctor's office had one, where they put the kids toys in the waiting room
Featherweight_: is good sword
Seventy111: sword kinda brutal on the ice climber
themercenary1987: ICE CLIMBER! sorry just heard the Smash announcer
jacqui_lantern234:
not too late to hard pivot into 5 colour
TehAmelie: i know from context what a conversation pit is but it sounds like a name for a thing you use to stop conversations
Flyingdelorion: clap clap clap clap clap
TehAmelie: opposite of a "conversation piece"
themercenary1987: Mopre counters sound good
TXC2: TehAmelie the conversation oubliette
themercenary1987: Beef
TXC2: 2nd dragon's pray?
Kentosaurus: second dragon's prey
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Let's be honest here, you can never have enough counters.
themercenary1987: Take the aural i think?
artdecosunburn: @TehAmelie 70s Bond Villain: "Our discussion is done, Oddjob." (Pushes minion three feet down into carpeted pit next to a leopard print ottoman.)
iris_of_ether: Just thinking about the vegetarian equivalent of "chick'n": "be'f"
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Mindfire13: The aura that giv3s flying
Flyingdelorion: snakeskin?
TehAmelie: a worthier cost
niccus: @iris_of_ether maybe the egg-based cow alternative: b'oeuf
TXC2: "look at my mind, it's like a fucking laser in here!"
Flyingdelorion: Yes
Mr_Horrible: yes iirc
Featherweight_: correct
QuixoticScrivener: our lane seems to be open
Mr_Horrible:
Mobilize, that town where you find Terra in the World of Ruin 
Astrovore: but what if is for you?
TehAmelie: did the game have an upset stomach?
Seventy111: another prey perhaps?
Mr_Horrible: always a bummer when pack 3 does that
Mindfire13: Champion gives trample counter
Flyingdelorion: How many creatures do we have at he moment?
Seventy111: colors good
Flyingdelorion: Thank you!
Kentosaurus: rewarded
Seventy111: oh hell yeah
Mindfire13: Kotis
Flyingdelorion: Ooo Kotis!
TXC2: colours, maybe even hues
Mindfire13: That's a good thing to get counters!
Featherweight_: I had a feeling they’d show up
jessicatheblack:
@TXC2 
steelwind47: Now we need a trample counter
Flyingdelorion: Nice pickup!
TXC2:
ugh Kotis, why aren't they banned in brawl yet? 
Kentosaurus: that's a lot of 4 drops
DakotaKobold: Maws?? Huh
DakotaKobold: OOPS LOL
Mindfire13: TBH red may have the only mediocre dragonstorm
TXC2: it's 1 better, that's maths that is!
noSmokeFire: like a shark
definenull: "her curve was completely smooth"
Mindfire13: Once again, the Tarkir clans went 5/5 on faction mechanics
TehAmelie: suddenly i want to see the ocean
QuixoticScrivener: how many dragons do we have?
Featherweight_: the renew is so fun on that one
Flyingdelorion: I would cut the veteran yes
Flyingdelorion: Skip the stun, just for fun!
QuixoticScrivener: we only have 1 dragon for corroding dragon storm
TehAmelie: "constrictor sage" sounds like a made up job anyway. how much wisdom is there to learn about snaking up someone?
TXC2:
TehAmelie according to Brazilian Ju-jitsu, at least a decades worth
TehAmelie: step 1, coil. step 2, flex.
Flyingdelorion: Good luck have fun Cori!
jacqui_lantern234:
being top heavy? couldnt be me
jessicatheblack: i too like to dance with the devil XP P
Gekyouryuu: I'd love to be top heavy whenever I'm able to afford to start hrt >.>
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Gekyouryuu: I mean what?
iris_of_ether: Is that a Fleem portrait??
Featherweight_: ball!
KingOfDoma: Right?????
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: someone really fleemed the place up
Kentosaurus: whenever fleem isn't on screen, everyone should be saying "where's fleem?"
definenull: Cozy fleem fall
GredGredmansson: oops on opponent
GredGredmansson: creature doesn't count itself
GredGredmansson: well "creatures you control" and you don't control a dead creature
jessicatheblack:
definenull: That ability is quite unintuitive
jessicatheblack: that 2/2 got big REL fast
TehAmelie: "so what do you do?" "i bear glory"
TehAmelie: so many follow up questions there
definenull: Net zero!
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TXC2: net zero by 2025
TehAmelie: it's like my chess strategy where i always go for an equal piece exchange just to have less stuff to think about
niccus: math...
definenull: Got there!
jessicatheblack:
Kentosaurus: apnap wins
Featherweight_: to spreads you say
TehAmelie: Ronaldhino's sock puppet account
Featherweight_: big monkey
Diabore: cori studies every angle of the horse in hopes to one day draw it
definenull: Op's gotta have something, right?
Mr_Horrible: beautiful
Diabore: ook ook them
definenull: Oof no lands
Featherweight_: big monkey 2 fling harder
iris_of_ether: Florse
TXC2:
definenull apparently not
Kentosaurus: fleem looks so happy when we win
EvilBadman: ol' two shape horse
saintguard: What about drawing Fleem?
definenull: Fleem is always happy
GredGredmansson: i mean the fleem art we have is him flying above a guy in a room
TehAmelie: maybe he's without scale
ContingentCat: how big is fleem? yes.
saintguard: Fleem reads as cat size to me, but I have no idea
Diabore: you have a skewed perspective on the card with a human in the background
Featherweight_: i think medium dog sized
DylPage: Fleem is 5cm tall.
TXC2: Fleem is as big as they need to be
Diabore: @Featherweight_ yeah i could see fleem the size of a golden
Seventy111: I like to think Fleem is roughly the same height and weight as Adam
RatherLargeToad: zeppelin sized
saintguard: These are the important questions we need to ask
TXC2: look at their head, Fleem is the basetball
saintguard: Airfleem
TehAmelie: like a multidimensional being that always looks like a trick of the eye where you can't tell if it's small and close or huge and far away, from any angle
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niccus: fleem has never been to a plane where the rules for basketball exists
Anubis169: oo nice
Anubis169: ouch ouch
definenull: Mythic uncommon
emilevitt:
its a fidget toy! i spam opening the pop up book flaps on the eldraine map 
TehAmelie: we should have more historical dramas with generals doing important stuff with figurines at a strategy table and someone's constantly fidgeting with them
Mangledpixel: fun fact: Air Bud would have been excluded from playing, not because he was a dog, but because he wasn't enrolled as a student
iris_of_ether: I think so
Anubis169: kalimba?
Anubis169: nooooooo!!
Cptasparagus: we were counting on those
definenull:
Cptasparagus: M78 < RX78
definenull: So much removal
e_bloc: its every person's duty to die
Anubis169:
-3HP is not 0HP! 
Kentosaurus: oh no. I just learned that apparently fleem is also a minor character from the film "smallfoot" (source of the zendaya is meechee meme)
TXC2: ice, or ICE ?
e_bloc: yeah b ut what do you do when we abolish ICE
TehAmelie: an ice climber climbs every ice they see except one
Kentosaurus: just also named fleem
definenull: You can just show unsolicited fleem on stream
definenull: *can't
Flyingdelorion: Well I love ice but I hate ICE
e_bloc: don't steal, join their onlyfleems
Featherweight_: got the 19 turn kill though
GredGredmansson: hey that's YOUR card
EvilBadman: good mill
TXC2:
I've seen a 1/1 flying token win by attacking 20 times, it can happen
definenull: Op sure is playing 4/5c value
GredGredmansson: the red splash is for cutter
e_bloc: thats a bad sign
e_bloc: oh yeah? name five books
TXC2: the bible
EvilBadman: @e_bloc He only wrote 3
e_bloc: fuck deutoronmy always gets me
GredGredmansson: how did you get it TWICE
e_bloc: yeah that one's on me
iris_of_ether: Leviticus just reminds me of an ancient text meme
TehAmelie: i wonder if anyone ever won with the 60 turn gambit using Unstable Contraptions
e_bloc:
333 paying the distraction tax
definenull: Uh oh
Anubis169:
Flyingdelorion: Maybe add a forest?
TehAmelie: we'll wait for the NotW movie instead
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
GredGredmansson: that was a wild sequence though
e_bloc: the best defense is ilitteracy
TXC2: !break
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GredGredmansson: "i won't cast it since they aren't blocking." "Ok I block." "Sure whatever."
ArdCollider: o7
Flyingdelorion: And still no forests.....
Invitare: does the Agent of Kotis know everything is depending on them?
e_bloc: opponent is going to shock you, because he's none other than the shockmaster
GredGredmansson: ok seriously how many green sources are in this deck
Featherweight_: bird is not a dragon
Invitare: where will you put it?
TehAmelie: naah we're wise to your forced perspective tricks
pleonasticTautology: what KIND of cookie, cori
GredGredmansson: oh look its Palladia-Less
TehAmelie: looks like a great cookie though
Featherweight_: but is it the size of fleem‘s head?
e_bloc: did you say europe appraiser?
GredGredmansson: well now it doesn't
GredGredmansson: it was time before you played Kotis
Featherweight_: draft draft draft!
e_bloc: sorry we burned your village, here's a cookie
TehAmelie: sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat, as it were
Desruprot:
Featherweight_: where does one get a cookie that can block out the sky
e_bloc: salted cookies are so good
Jundinator: Is it just Cori today ?
Invitare: does James know this?
Jundinator: DO IT
Diabore: did james fall in a hole?
Featherweight_: Jamp start
Diabore: goblin!
Jundinator: Revives
Jundinator: Always go gold
QuixoticScrivener: FF jump in is 90% chocobo by volume.
Flyingdelorion: Revives please
QuixoticScrivener: reviews
Jundinator: Graveyard
GredGredmansson: revives graveyard sounds obvious
Flyingdelorion: graveyard works well with revive not?
kumatsu: alliteration is powerful
GredGredmansson: aren't most of the rabbits also tokens
Featherweight_: zombie buns
Flyingdelorion: Let's see what Alchemy brings us in this deck!
Bruceski: Jumpstart shouldn't have Alchemy, no
Flyingdelorion: I thought so but I am not sure....
Flyingdelorion: Ok, then I am wrong sorry
Jundinator: Someone needs to get the LRRMTG account to mythic rank in limited
Featherweight_: limited has a mythic rank? 🤯
Jundinator: Ranked limited does
Jundinator: @Featherweight_ Numot is usually at the top
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Jundinator: JAMES
TehAmelie: hey it's James
Flyingdelorion: Stupid flyers wil kill us....
Bruceski: historic pauper
Diabore: historic pauper
Featherweight_: space
Flyingdelorion: MWM is historic pauper and I played storm! I had a blast
Diabore: format good, you can do storm
pleonasticTautology: pauauauauauauauauauper
Featherweight_: not a fan of midweeks with homework
Flyingdelorion: I could send a link to some decks?
Diabore: yeah on the 28th
niccus: it's got Booster Tutor!
Jundinator: @niccus For real?
Diabore: i do have a small complaint that its both phantom and very expensive
saintguard: Our fleeves
Diabore: same as a premier draft
Diabore: @Jundinator for really real
Mr_Horrible: big body and fills up the 'yard real good
Mr_Horrible:
ice climbers? Cori confirmed a wobbler
DAC169: mardu is good
Diabore: it kind of devolved into a 2 deck format which was unfortunate
Mr_Horrible: we're more a mardon't
Diabore: i like temur with dragonfire
Wiliart: Leopard is good for removing the dragonstorms
wedge_x: like the tiger you say
QuixoticScrivener: ice climbers wild ride
Diabore: agree
Diabore: what if jund?
Featherweight_: what same surface area for the cookie but long? cookie by the foot
Mr_Horrible: so that we can't see it for the trees
Mr_Horrible: subway does that
Mr_Horrible: they've got a footlong chocolate chip cookie
saintguard: That makes me think of blondies
Juliamon: Square cookies are good though
couchboyj: Cookie bars are fine
frank_the_great: What about gingerbread cookies?
QuixoticScrivener: square cookie is practically a scone
Juliamon: I love checkerboard cookies
Mr_Horrible: the cookiemass
niccus: cookies are already mostly crust compared to other pastries
iris_of_ether: Frosted Christmas cookie denier I see
Diabore: ooh bellow
Cptasparagus: Christmas trees are round from the right angle
iris_of_ether: Okay good
wedge_x: non euclidian cookies
iris_of_ether: I'll allow it
UtilityPunk: Speculaas are really nice if you like gingerbread. They're shaped like windmills and stuff
vinewood_og: Jail
Diabore: james throwing hands
Mr_Horrible: and those words will be "hell yeah gimme that"
couchboyj: More Christmas in July cookies for me, then
Syntheticuh: what if i bring you a pumpkin cookie in march
iris_of_ether: Oh yeah, windmill cookies
DAC169: in July it's not a Christmas tree cookie, it's an arrowhead cookie
Mr_Horrible: @iris_of_ether this just sounds like drafting advice
Flyingdelorion: I had some windmill speculaas this afternoon with my coffee! Very nice!
iris_of_ether: I imagine us repurposing our cookie cutters like the Fudgie the Whale cake pan gets reused as a Santa shape
iris_of_ether: Which sure is a sentence
iris_of_ether: I guess???
niccus: the next jackbox has a cookie decorating game, have fun
iris_of_ether: I think MST3K made a whole chart of additional Fudgie repurposing in like season 11
DAC169:
@niccus 
Featherweight_: tiger in to tiger
UtilityPunk: The legendary Triger stack from Dungeonmans
iris_of_ether: Bless you for that
glitched_goddess: herd heirloom? I herd that’s pretty good
iris_of_ether: I only know through reputation. I don't live in Fudgeyville
wedge_x: the big value-add for Carvel are the chocolate crunchies
iris_of_ether: DQ also has chocolate crunchies when I was a kid
wedge_x: yeah, not sure how much that's propagated
wedge_x: (in the 70's in the states, Carvel was the only place for that)
ArdCollider:
we had DQ up North with chocolate crunchies. 
iris_of_ether: I'm an 80's baby so that could explain
DAC169:
I remember when an ice cream cake was a cake with ice cream inside it, not ice cream with cake frosting on it 
glitched_goddess: I miss ice cream cake…
iris_of_ether: My friend did find me a local place that does (or did) allergy-friendly ice cream cake, so that was a nice birthday
Mr_Horrible: they really missed a trick by not having a card called Burning Bright in this set
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Mr_Horrible: attacking with mana up still has merit, tbh
Mr_Horrible: can't the dragon firebreathe?
DAC169: couldn't you have pumped the dragon?
Mr_Horrible: but we had a land
Mr_Horrible: ah, well, it's all academic now
Mr_Horrible: don't think OP is getting out of this
Mr_Horrible: yes
Mr_Horrible: at least the normal ones do
Mr_Horrible: the weird predator-looking ones have 2 arms
GredGredmansson: that sliver does i think
Sogheim: the humanform slivers have two
raulghoulia: OG slivers
glitched_goddess: I always thought that it depended on the sliver?
Mr_Horrible: but traditional slivers have 1 arm that's SUPPOSED to be in the center of their chest
Mr_Horrible: which is why I'm mad that the sliver player pets in arena have shoulders
undecided44: Confirmed: the drummer for Def Leopard is a sliver
UtilityPunk: Slivers are like beluga whales, they have those oddly toned abs that make you go hrrrngh
Mr_Horrible: I could not predict the 2nd half of that sentence from the 1st half
Mr_Horrible: is that belugas or belugae?
TehAmelie: hmm it's a russian word i think
UtilityPunk: Oh, so the singular for beluga is belugi?
UtilityPunk: Titsa = birds, titsi = bird?
Mr_Horrible: christ alive
UtilityPunk: Oof, they do be swingin
GredGredmansson: that's hexproof not protection
GredGredmansson: blocking doesn't target
DAC169:
glitched_goddess: shuffler having a laugh at our expense it seems lol
GredGredmansson: finally land
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GredGredmansson: perfect*
Mr_Horrible: we're making art
Flyingdelorion: Fastes gamer in the west!
Mangledpixel: push the make cool video button
Mangledpixel: it's all I do
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GredGredmansson: 80ish years
iris_of_ether: Hella dead yeah
Diabore: james gonna be the first person to hit 120 years old
Mr_Horrible: Operation: Preserve James Turner
iris_of_ether:
Masslost: but if we upload our minds to robots we can live many extra years
glitched_goddess: skele-james
Invitare: but you're already a skeleton
Mr_Horrible: we can pose you in front of the computer with the caption "Still waiting to draw a nonland card"
EvilBadman: live forever or die trying
pleonasticTautology: i refuse to think about death, i'm just a dog
TehAmelie: remember, over 5% of all the people who have ever been born are still alive. death is far from a statistical certainty
iris_of_ether: That number is absolutely wild
iris_of_ether:
Mr_Horrible: the numbers don't lie, Cori
Mr_Horrible:
Syntheticuh: and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice
TimIAm: A lot more people are born these days
Diabore: 100
glitched_goddess: statistics can be made up to prove anything. 80% of people know that.
ToxicAtomKai: I take the full 10,000
Mr_Horrible: I think I'd just go for that third digit, yeah
Mr_Horrible: that's a nice milestone
pleonasticTautology:
we'd do it mostly because maybe someone will build the tech such that we can balkanize
Diabore: I will take 70 years, only willing to live to 100
TehAmelie: nah i don't want to lock in
glitched_goddess: oh fuck that then my body sucks
Invitare: within 10 thousand years they'll probably crack immortality
roastbeefsandwitch: the otherwise great MMO "the Secret World" (the endgame raids are... crap) features an NPC would was promised an got immortality... with a body in his 80's.
vinewood_og: My body, no dice. I'm out of RMA as it is.
iris_of_ether: Cori I have some bad news for you
UtilityPunk:
10,000 years of arthritis
Mr_Horrible: 1000 Years Of Hot Flashes
undecided44: Median onset between 45 to 55
Diabore: @Invitare Does immortality override the curse?
EvilBadman: oh james...60?
SquareDotCube: See James, this is you get a sentai team fighting you
Desruprot: if only you could freeze your age for a long amount of time
iris_of_ether: If you're very very "lucky" menopause can start in your 40s
CaptainSask: Statistically the longer you live the greater the chance you'll be trapped somewhere inescapable. For Immortals that chance rises to 100%.
TehAmelie: you gotta make your own fun
Mr_Horrible: James becomes the necromancer villain from Arcanum by 150, ezz
pleonasticTautology: i'd go for the maximum
UtilityPunk: Ethically sourced young blood ofc
pleonasticTautology: that's what ego death/rebirth is for, james
Mr_Horrible: take up knitting
raulghoulia: this is lick every lich story
Desruprot: you might be alive when the earth is dead due to humans
niccus: if you could get frozen and then live the rest of your natural life on year X, what year would you pick?
raulghoulia: like* like
Cptasparagus: how many UB sets in the last 100 years? okay back to sleep
DAC169: @raulghoulia why are you licking liches?
Mr_Horrible: We bring James out of the thaw every 10 years for Sweeps Week
GredGredmansson: @roastbeefsandwitch pretty sure thre was greek myth like this where a guy was granted eternal life then immediately was a dick about it so they denied him eternal youth
UtilityPunk: Cryo like a timeshare vacation home!
iris_of_ether: People better solve celiac in the next XX years, if I have to live extra long without croissants I'ma knife someone
SquareDotCube: might as well get the cosmetic surgery to make your ears pointy
Desruprot: Life is like a box of Chocolates
glitched_goddess: @cptasparagus standard rotation is fifty years
Mr_Horrible: good ol bert
Mr_Horrible: burt?
pleonasticTautology: idk i'm a piece of a whole self that's based on a mostly-immortal dog girl, living that long gives us the time to experience as much as there is to experience!
SquareDotCube: communal chapstick sounds like a crapshot seed
Mr_Horrible: I don't recall the spelling
ToxicAtomKai: bort's beis
Mr_Horrible: I keep a tube of it in my winter coat pocket and just change it out each year
Mangledpixel: communal chapstick for the communal chap
Cptasparagus: for some reason Burt's cabin that he lived in was moved fully into a brickyard near the baseball stadium where I live and you can walk up and look inside
raulghoulia: @GredGredmansson fell in love with the goddess of the Moon, Selene. they wished for him to have immortality. But Zeus was a dick and kept the aging. So he kept getting smaller and smaller and turned into a grasshopper
wedge_x: it's like a water fountain but there's a tube of chapstick where the water would come out
Mr_Horrible: never more than 5 feet from that soothing balm
Juliamon: wedge_x I hate this so much
SquareDotCube: that's the next techbro thing, a chapstick dispenser placed in the mouth
wedge_x: lip bubbler
niccus: like an oil well but thick
ArdCollider: get it like 5-pound bulk hot glue at Home Depot
iris_of_ether: Wisconsinite found
roastbeefsandwitch: @iris_of_ether I hear you based on pastries (and chesse. yum). Pull them out of my cold, dead hands. Though based on conversations this past weekend at a health food fair, it may well have to do with the pesticides (etc) that we treat wheat with. Some people *shouldn't* eat Gluten, but most people might be reacting to the other stuff we use to grow the wheat instead.
ArdCollider: just a big snake of lip balm in a cardboard dispenser
Mr_Horrible: @SquareDotCube let's be realistic, it'd be a tube of chapstick but you need a subscription to an app to turn it (but you don't have to use your hands!)
niccus: what if chapstick gave free refills
ArkhamArchivist: Beej
iris_of_ether: @roastbeefsandwitch Oh yeah, the non-celiac folks have a big ??? as to why they react.
wedge_x:
Mr_Horrible: @niccus going to the chapstick fountain at the mcdonalds and filling up on every flavor at once
iris_of_ether: Same energy as one of the Onion Arby's articles
ToxicAtomKai: ROPE
roastbeefsandwitch: @iris_of_ether quite probably the glyphosate active ingredient in RoundUp!, used for weed control and drying the crops. That product should have been banned years ago
Mr_Horrible: @niccus now I'm thinking of 2-flavor tubes, like that line of push-pops did
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Mr_Horrible: effigy, twin bolt, pump dragon twice, but that's still 1 short, yeah
Mr_Horrible: well, good they didn't precombat that
GredGredmansson: yeah cuz you no longer have 7 mana up
Mr_Horrible: I like swing with feral, pump once
GredGredmansson: effigy swing make them block?
Mr_Horrible: puts the feral on its own, or feral and dragonfire as lethal
ballofscience: You could have targeted your own creature I think?
Mr_Horrible: @ballofscience you can, yeah
Mr_Horrible: irksome
xantos69: kill your own creature somehow?
GredGredmansson: well ouch
GredGredmansson: oh yep
Dog_of_Myth: birb
glitched_goddess: lively leap is adorable
Mr_Horrible:
opening the surrak in those rewards: "YOU! 
"
Mr_Horrible: Unearthing Pod
Lord_Hosk: ROAR
raulghoulia: shiny and chrome
EvilBadman: you were the chosen one
Mr_Horrible: kinda fucked up that the Elves deck has drawn more relevant removal than the B/W deck
Lord_Hosk: To be fair... James didn't say who the crowd would be cheering for, or who would be setting off the confetti canons.
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Flyingdelorion: Thank you for the stream! It was fun as always!
raulghoulia: thank your for an unforgettable luncheon. good time had by all
jadielady: ty for the stream!
Marvoleath: !next
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Marvoleath: !schedule
Juliamon: It is, on one level, a card game
KeytarCat: Punky pims!
Marvoleath: will Dan Eamons also there?
Mr_Horrible:
that's fair
aitsu100: a fair bonus stream
iris_of_ether: Dinkum is a wild time
dolphgrim: Byeeeee! 😁
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show, gang 
Juliamon: hot mic
Mangledpixel: JAMES
dolphgrim: So hot
Marvoleath: hot mikes in your area?
dolphgrim: 🥵
ContingentCat: !next
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Juliamon: byee
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ContingentCat:
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