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LoadingReadyRun: <James - My back hurts and I didn't feel I'd be that much fun on stream so Paul stepped in.
jacqui_lantern234:
WELL WELL WELL!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
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e_bloc: Paul? In front of the camera? what a rare treat
DeM0nFiRe: Hope James feels better soon
e_bloc: I hope you feel better James, back problems are no joke
Metric_Furlong:
@Juliamon Rare? He's on tech every week 
LoadingReadyRun: It'll be fine. Just tweaked it yesterday.
Juliamon: yeah, don't fuck around when it comes to your back. That shit's gotta last you.
jacqui_lantern234:
@Juliamon so what youre saying is that once its gone, itll never come.... BACK?!?!?! 
e_bloc: right before my kid learned to walk, I messed mine up good carrying his 30 pound butt all over the place. took 3 months of PT to fix
jacqui_lantern234: ill see myself out
Juliamon:
jacqui_lantern234 
DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon Wait what? I keep hearing people talk about getting their "money back" I assumed that was a better back you get when your first one gives out
Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon nonsense. if your spine is having issues, just find your local Predator and they'll be happy to solve that for you. they've surely got plenty of spares to offer for replacement
e_bloc: definitely don't try to rush it
Metric_Furlong: @jacqui_lantern234 Boo!
Metric_Furlong: boo
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu Alas, spines are a bit in short supply in North America these days
jacqui_lantern234: @Metric_Furlong 😭
e_bloc: honestly, with as many holes James falls into, it's surprising this doesn't happen more often
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Dog_of_Myth:
@Juliamon 
but sadly true
Metric_Furlong: @e_bloc he avoids injuring his back doing those, by simply landing face-first every time
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dacbruh: demonetized
MrSarkhan: Paul not on tech!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: wait. if paul and ben are here, who is running the stream?
jacqui_lantern234: BEN YES
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: First 30 seconds?
Mazrae: is this intro the same one from last year or is it a new one
e_bloc: why does this look like three brothers and their stepsister
Zom_SGM: perfect
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh a Paul in front of the camera for AFK
Metric_Furlong: oh shit, we can swear?!
Dog_of_Myth:
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lamina5432: terrifying
TehAmelie: Dweadful Meadows?
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Marvoleath: Paul in front of the camera, yay!
MrSarkhan:
Nigouki: perfect
jacqui_lantern234: HELLOOO
e_bloc:
VorlonScout: Are we just getting all of the swearing out of our system before Bus?
MacbethSeemsSus: It was old man Turner the entire time!
Decaped: Yay!
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DeM0nFiRe: Haha
e_bloc: this is the emergency-goalie version of LRR
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He watched the How to watch not the how to play video
Shadowsoflife: we did this
HadesLeprechaun: Paul sure is looking like quite the dapper skeleton as Nina
KaleidoscopeMind: this is OUR fault
saucemaster5000: That sounds like capitalism
VorlonScout: Too real, Wheeler
dacbruh: I hate my thoughts indeed
jacqui_lantern234:
if my memory serves me properly, but im pretty sure LRR has given me more money at this point than ive given them
e_bloc: if Kathleen stepped away, this could just be a chart of the three levels of beards
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @e_bloc kathleen is just the lowest level of beard
KaleidoscopeMind: @e_bloc kathleen just needs to move to the left side of the room
dacbruh: League without the slurs!
e_bloc: these are great points
Zom_SGM: Davebound with Rift
e_bloc: the designer is gonna rinse you
lamina5432: Dave's well known for living exciting lives
Diabore: @dacbruh well we dont know that yet, this might be when LRR finally gets cancelled
Darleysam: Dreadful Meadows. Dreadows, if you will.
HadesLeprechaun: why do you think it's called candy CORN
KaleidoscopeMind: and peach rings
thraximore: GOOD question
thraximore: NEXT question
e_bloc: excuse me, have you not seen a GUM tree
ShaneLeeAtk: Plants and birds and rocks and things
Mazrae: where else would candy corn grow
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, an AFK with Paul on-screen!
baltimore_667083: sand and hills and rings
Nigouki: the tags is mpreg
MacbethSeemsSus: Look I've watched the documentary Willy Wonka, of course candy grows on trees.
dacbruh:
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: MacbethSeemsSus the Wonkumentary, if you will
jacqui_lantern234:
@Juliamon i wouldnt 
stnrwzrd:
dacbruh: look at all those pills! I want to eat them
jessicaengle: Hello chat
Shadowsoflife: o/
jacqui_lantern234: @jessicaengle hey hey!
Marvoleath: can you eat the game pieces though?
jessicaengle: Yummmm meeples
e_bloc: probably would have landed better if politics wasn't so gd depressing atm
Nigouki: dang, wheeler dropping a 16 year old joke. it's old enough to drive
e_bloc: can't they drink in newfoundland
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MacbethSeemsSus: Candy creep
HadesLeprechaun: if a sprite would put a candy on a harvester, the harvester basically acts as a new sprite?
dacbruh:
ok but when do you get to the part where you can eat those 
jacqui_lantern234:
yes, i know theres only 1 of me
jacqui_lantern234:
also, you dont have to rub in the fact that im single, BEN
jessicaengle: Behoooove!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or all the players die
jacqui_lantern234:
@jessicaengle bee hoove
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So candied bacon is candy?
CaptainSpam:
I'm over 40 and I sometimes eat candy. So it's not that dangerous a question.
e_bloc: I'm 40. I crushed some gummy worms this morning. no regrets
PopeWorldbuild: Nice
AllTheWeasels: Last year I got a 5lb gummy bear for christmas and I think I'm going to finish it before halloween
Mashamino: EVERY TIME
HadesLeprechaun: did Kathleen say what her characters special ability was?
jessicaengle: Gummy is definitely my favorite candystuff
WiJohn: @HadesLeprechaun She can choose the bonus she gets when she recovers sprites
HadesLeprechaun: gotcha, thanks!
Shadowsoflife: Love me some Reese's, what kind? Yes
e_bloc: the numbers don't lie, and they spell doom for you Paul at Dreadful Meadows
Mashamino:
@Shadowsoflife 
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Pal_Friendpatine:
yup! I’m spooped 
EricTheOrange: I never really liked those chewey orange candies. they're like stale marshmallows.
e_bloc: I'm the weirdo that liked werther's originals and black jellybeans
IbunWest: werther's are taste though
THEreplay436: I love seeing Paul on this side of the camera
IbunWest: tasty
darkcyril: @e_bloc Wait, there are people that don't like Werther's?
e_bloc: @darkcyril everyone I grew up with shunned them as something only grandparents hand out
e_bloc: we should just have a paul week where he is on one show a day
IbunWest: I mean it's not wrong but they're still tasty
darkcyril: @e_bloc More butterscotch goodness for us then I guess.
EricTheOrange: @e_bloc I mean yes, they spawn naturaly in grandparents houses, but they're also pretty good.
CaptainSpam: I've just never been a fan of butterscotch candies.
Sapphic_Shenanigans:
Shadowsoflife:
e_bloc:
AllTheWeasels:
calculated_uncertainties:
55
EricTheOrange: as an "relatively" old man I can't do hard candies anymore, they hurt my teeth.
h3rsh3yb4r: @EricTheOrange suck em?
e_bloc: yeah I never liked hard foods, so I just suck everything
jessicaengle: You don't have to cronch em
THEreplay436: @e_bloc I support this 100%
EricTheOrange: @h3rsh3yb4r the sugar makes my teeth hurt, I never just cronched on em.
h3rsh3yb4r: ahhh
e_bloc: I come from a long line of people with real shitty teeth
e_bloc: the fact that mine are not horrible is a testament to the many trips to the dentist
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432:
Shadowsoflife:
dumbo3k:
EricTheOrange: toofs?
Snowcookies: Don't teeth too much - Paul
jessicaengle:
@THEreplay436 Like shark week! Except, Paul, so it's better 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We are probably going to lose all our teeth after all this candy.
JohnLockeCole: Don't worry Paul, Chat never Runs Out of Teeth
Mashamino: remember to drink your teeth and brush your milk
e_bloc: yeah chat is like sharks
e_bloc: I'm fairly certain I have at least eaten part of a tooth
HadesLeprechaun: adult teeth have sharp roots
e_bloc: is it your tooth or someone else's tooth
EricTheOrange: I'm poor I'll do it for $500
FenrisSchafer: Well. that's literally a nightmare I've been having recently
dacbruh: the tooth patreon tier
CaptainSpam: You're not just ANYBODY'S clown, you're a well-paid clown!
betweenmyself:
I ain’t your tooth clown! 
e_bloc: $500 USD and I'm in
MacbethSeemsSus: Not a patreon tier, yet
SnackPak_: not yet
tehfewl: yet
THEreplay436: @jessicaengle It'd be kinda cool to see him in a shark costume tho
e_bloc: but looking forward to this on the next LRL
Darleysam: that's right, it's a Desert Bus challenge
Gadora: It's not a Patreon tier, it's a Live bit.
e_bloc:
if we raise 2 desert bucks before DB starts, James will eat a tooth 
HadesLeprechaun:
TEETH
Sapphic_Shenanigans:
KaleidoscopeMind: like a shark or like a beaver?
CaptainSpam: So not like a hamster?
wurmbane: shark teeth?
SnackPak_: hell yeah, sign me up
AllTheWeasels: I say yes
Shadowsoflife: like a shark?
AllTheWeasels: my teeth are shit
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Sign me up
Foxmar320: Yes pls
e_bloc: if it was like every 5 or ten years, I would pay money for that
ghyllnox: Absolutely, and I even have fine teeth
CaptainSpam: Well, we don't NEED better teeth, but if we just keep getting more ungodly powerful teeth...
Foxmar320: My teeth are so messed up
corpocracy: FINAL TEETH
Mashamino: Final Form teeth
thraximore: baby skulls are super creepy because of the second set of teeth...
e_bloc: yeah new teeth once we stop being dipshits would be great
HadesLeprechaun: I think some people actually get a 3rd set of teeth...
h3rsh3yb4r: like sharks
lamina5432: how about every 20 years
MacbethSeemsSus: Counterpoint: wisdom teeth redux
ghyllnox: I'm imagining supernatural cutting tools made of 80-year-olds' lost teeth
e_bloc: I'd swallow them all for that
niccus: oh like the dream
SnackPak_: I'd rather get it all done at once
wurmbane: oh, good. you get new goofy smiles every year
thraximore:
HadesLeprechaun: Tooth Fairy coming while I'm sitting on the toilet at midnight
Decaped: like Disney!
Snowcookies: As someone with sensitive teeth and prone to cavities, I wouldn't Mind it but sounds like a pain
e_bloc: it has to be better than dentures
lamina5432: on the bright side recent science they found a way to actually repair teeth fully
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How many other characters are there?
Cptasparagus: dont google "tooth fairy for adults"
HadesLeprechaun: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters based on the center board, looks like just the 4
AllTheWeasels: great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
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CaptainSpam: "Jack's ability seems really powerful, but... um... it... might not be?"
Getter404: But what does this mean for the tournament meta
Heckhoundbolt: truly a sentence that inspires confidence
e_bloc: we can either spend hours rebalancing the game, or just add a sentence to the rulebook
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I hated getting Smarties (american) as a kid
e_bloc: granola bars
betweenmyself:
getting loose pennies from neighbors 
MacbethSeemsSus: 5 year old Wheeler: buddy, what is this
LarkSachrosis: I can see an 8 year old Wheeler calling a grownup "Buddy"
HadesLeprechaun: get a full sleeve of halloween Oreos
PorpoisesUnknown: Any hard candies should be banned from trick or treating
SquareDotCube: Baked cookies
Getter404: The best was the chocolate covered marshmallow stuff, but that's usually more Xmas than Halloween
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: dang
PorpoisesUnknown: It is i the baby. Lmao
AllTheWeasels: hard candy rules, but I've done some serious harm to my teeth
SquareDotCube: I'd say gummi worms
jessicaengle: Babies love choking on things tho
ghyllnox: Hate that
MacbethSeemsSus: Upsetting
realbadatthis_: Those black and white wafer candies that the bit o honey houses alternated with was pretty low on my list
AllTheWeasels: I eat gobstoppers at the same speed for the OG and the chewy ones
jessicaengle: It's one of their defining characteristics
SquareDotCube: more like a candy cant
AllTheWeasels: bit o honey was not good yeah
Getter404: The worst halloween candy is anything Starburst or Starburst-like. It's just a hard stop on any other snack plans you had while it takes forever to work through
thraximore: music has gotten tense
Tiber727: Did he glob all over the place?
SymphonySolstice: never trick or treated, but werthers and campinos were my fave as a kid
BlindRift98: pressurized candy cane with a mint filling
Juliamon: Werthers do not get the respect they deserve.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: No, hard disagree
SymphonySolstice: so true
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Starburst are great
frank_the_great: I love Starburst b/c you can share them
letsbelgo: wheeler is wrong
EricTheOrange: "snack plans"
SnackPak_: scramble!
SymphonySolstice: (that was to juliamon I love starburts)
Dog_of_Myth: Scatter chat
SquareDotCube: I think the one of the more varied quality candies is taffy, sometimes it's the best, other times it's just work to eat
KaleidoscopeMind: sicc
TheMerricat: That's adult Paul speaking.
AllTheWeasels: starburst are good, but the now n laters are extremely sticky and would bind my jaw shut
Mai_Andra: Starburst are mid, though?
vinewood_og: More suck per buck!
LarkSachrosis: !adult
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Foxmar320: Ive never been a candy person.
Nigouki: The suck is artificial! It's corporation stretching your enjoyment out with filler instead of good ingredients!
betweenmyself: If you want “longterm candy” you gotta go with Now n Laters
niccus: is your ideal haul a basket full of pixy stix?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm feeling like buying some Werthers now.
RockPusher: anyone else tried the Werther's Caramel Popcorn?
Juliamon: I hate Starburst because you can't tell whether you got a good one until you open it, and then it's just a cherry one and a lemon one and you feel ripped off
saucemaster5000: I do a tier list every halloween after manning the door for trick r treaters to see what they like. Whoppers... keep being picked a lot?
TheMerricat: For me the problem with starbursts it the ones I got were always a year old and rock hard.
HadesLeprechaun: why have candy when you could instead have more of whatever your delicious savory dinner was, like lasagna
superdude097: @Juliamon Uh, that's the BEST combo!
gsyhiap: I'm just gonna sit here eating cheese and biscuits and watching everyone fight about all the sweet things...
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Underrated halloween candy: Tootsie Rolls, but the fruit ones.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @niccus My ideal Halloween haul is a basket filled with gold bars, but that probably isn't going to happen
AllTheWeasels: cherry starburst goated
thraximore:
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon Don't listen to them, you have a point
lamina5432: makes me want some candy
LathosTiran: my mother bends salted nut rolls in the package to test freshness before buying
KaleidoscopeMind: no they mean when they come in the 2 packs, you have to open the 2 pack and find out which ones
Juliamon: strawberry has always been best starburst
saucemaster5000: I also love starburst
SymphonySolstice: does...does american starburst not have color coded wrappers?
SnackPak_: starbursts are the blindbox of candy
AllTheWeasels: If we're talking flavors though - pour one out for lemon jolly ranchers o7
ghyllnox: @Juliamon Agree with superdude here, that's the best ones
SquareDotCube: @AllTheWeasels There's a reason they make a bag of them called FaveReds
DMGlol: anything full sized candy would be the goat
glitched_goddess: people get hilariously heated about Halloween candy
chaostreader: honestly tootsie rolls were great.
thraximore: a whole wagon wheel?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm simple, Reese's
betweenmyself:
my favorite candy for halloween was Butter Rum Lifesavers… 
Mashamino: Reese's are the best candy year-round
saucemaster5000: mike and ike's are better gummies tho
lamina5432: I'm a tootsie roll person
realbadatthis_: the halloween packs are a two starburst in an additional wrapper that obscures the colors
SnackPak_: vanilla tootsie rolls are goated
HadesLeprechaun: Whatchamacallit is a great candy bar
SquareDotCube: Favorite gummy candy?
TheMerricat: reese pieces were my jam. they never last though.
frank_the_great: I always loved Reese's
Dog_of_Myth: Just found HERSHEY'S NUGGETS Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Latte Flavored Candy in my grocery store. They are very good.
saucemaster5000: twix > reeses
morteica: Sour patch kids all the way. Gummy fruit candies ftw
Foxmar320: wat
Akaiatana: But Ben, around Halloween they package it as Coffin Crisp
frank_the_great: Nowadays, my favorite are Reese's Take 5
Mazrae: if i ever got a candy like starburst or airheads i would put them under my leg to warm them up to make them chewy
superdude097: For context on Juliamon's comment, the Halloween-size Starburst is a 2-pack with a generic wrapper and no indication of what flavor the 2 pieces are. You could get any combo of the 4 flavors, including double of 1 flavor.
A_Dub888: !findquote tongue
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saucemaster5000: sour patch are reeeal goood
betweenmyself: @squaredotcube not my favorite, but most nostalgic gummy candy for me would be “Slime Slurps”… Used to get them for a quarter a piece from the icecream van
TheMerricat: Chat, I was in the grocery store on the weekend and saw an abomination... They made Oreo Reese's Peanut butter cups....
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Swedish Fish are also goated Halloween candy
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: There was a house near me that always gave out full sized Milky Ways. I'm pretty sure it made Milky Ways my favorite candy.
IbunWest: @TheMerricat I have had them and they are actually not that bad.
SquareDotCube: anyways it's a shame you guys get Canada's version of SweeTarts
RockPusher makes note to put the old NZ Crunchie Train Robbery ad in front of Ben sometime
SymphonySolstice: @superdude097 oh ok that's just evil
Foxmar320: @TheMerricat Those are actually really good
saucemaster5000: NGL I'm a Dots truther
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TheMerricat I believe they also made Reese's Oreos as well
letsbelgo: The large size Sour Patch Kids are the best. They are actually sour
RatherLargeToad: @themerricat they also have Reese’s Oreos. Both are great though
TheMerricat:
Don't tell me this chat!! I can't afford another addiction. 
KeytarCat: Once fucked up my teeth for a month by eating a bunch of sour candy then brushing my teeth immediately
Juliamon: can we all agree that Reese's in the folded wrapper are better than the Reese's in the tear-open wrapper though
saucemaster5000: 100%
Foxmar320: My teeth are messed up for other reasons. I can't blame candy
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Juliamon Agreed
RatherLargeToad: I appreciate any sour candy that doesn’t use the sour sand, but they are hard to find
betweenmyself: Is it just me or did those surprise sour Skittles in the black packaging from last year disappear completely?
glitched_goddess: I miss candy. this is my first Halloween after getting my diabetes diagnosis
saucemaster5000: Warheads are a candy for people under 30
MacbethSeemsSus: The table's growing non-monsanto candy right?
TehAmelie: i'm fascinated by America's rich tapestry of candy brand names shared as a common language. we have like, a brand of chocolate bars, a brand of marshmallow cars anda brand of gummy fruit shapes.
e_bloc: with the pumpkin plan
Juliamon: RatherLargeToad yeah, the only ones I can find around here are Twinsnakes
SquareDotCube: pumpkin it up
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Of the candies I would eat, Hershey Kisses were the candies I liked to see the least in my bucket.
Juliamon: (and I like Twinsnakes but I also like, y'know, variety)
morteica: Omg warheads. Those bring me back ... And I am far past 30.
saucemaster5000: Can we al agree tootsie rolls are the worst?
TheMerricat: @betweenmyself I think you are talking about Skittles Shriekers and if so, those are halloween specific candy so I don't think they make them outside of October.
IbunWest: tootsie rolls are too chewy
MacbethSeemsSus: @saucemaster5000 Yeah but we're talking candy not rubber
morteica: I'll take tootsie rolls over actual chocolate. I'm weird, I know lol
SymphonySolstice: @saucemaster5000 and I took that personally
RatherLargeToad: @juliamon those are good and the most prevalent, but this time of year the same company also makes sour gummi bats
Juliamon: Tootsie rolls are whatever, but Tootsie Pops are goated
Akaiatana: "My action is going to be to recall these little dudes." "Hey, do you remember these little dudes?"
glitched_goddess: tootsie rolls are good. circus peanuts tho…
realbadatthis_: fruit flavored tootsie rolls kinda goated though
superdude097: @saucemaster5000 I liked the fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls, which for the longest time I'd only ever see in mixed bags for Halloween.
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon YES!
betweenmyself: @themerricat what I mean is that I haven’t seen them for sale at all with the lead up to Halloween this year
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There was one year my brother and I were the only trick or treaters in the area (I believe all the other kids had a party or something) so we got so much candy by the end
IbunWest: Tootsie pops are fine but honestly I will take a bog standard grape lollipop over it any day
RatherLargeToad: I miss the sour starburst jelly beans
morteica: @RatherLargeToad Omfg right?!
glitched_goddess: they do a vanilla tootsie roll that was pretty good too
TheMerricat: @betweenmyself It looks like they _are_ for sale, or were, this year. I'm seeing reviews for them on Youtube, but all the typical online stores list them as out of stock....
THEreplay436: what about grape nuts, lil Ian woulda been ecstatic getting those for halloween
betweenmyself: @themerricat well if I just missed out on seeing them on shelves that at least makes sense
Akaiatana: If I go here, it goes Sweet Caroline, Bop Bop Bop, Bop Bop Bop
Juliamon: I got a big bag of Undercover chocolate quinoa crisps at Costco last week and they're basically like Buncha Crunch but crunchier and not, y'know, Nestle. I opened it for this stream, and now everyone in the house is stealing them.
morteica: I just had dental surgery and I have a big bag of candy for trick or treaters taunting me from my kitchen table 😆. Definitely buying another bag just for me after I'm all healed up.
betweenmyself: got me a pack of Final Boss Sour strawberries… Arguably not candy because they’re legit strawberries covered in sour goop, but good stuff
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon You need a spray bottle
TheMerricat:
@morteica Great thing about being an adult, you can rationalize purchasing a 20lb bag of gummy worms on Amazon simply by saying "I'm an adult, and it's OK."
saucemaster5000: NGL Being an adult is great. Being an adult who, 10 years later realizes the consequences not so great
morteica: Hell yah. I totally don't do that with starburst jellybeans when I order like 10 bags at a time >.>
HadesLeprechaun: Being an adult is realizing you can put as many spoonfuls of chocolate powder in your choccy milk as you want
morteica: Clarification: it was a bone graft, not a tooth thing. My candy consumption hasn't hurt me 😆
letsbelgo: S tier
betweenmyself: always on the lookout for Jolly Rancher Jellybeans around Easter
MacbethSeemsSus: A wine gum sommelier sketch just popped into my head
HadesLeprechaun: Do harvester spaces no longer make candy?
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graal_smith: How Spoopy
EricTheOrange: I really liked that movie monster game from last week
graal_smith: Ben is in the dithering phase
TehAmelie: @EricTheOrange that seemed to have a lot of legs, i figure it might come back
e_bloc: rules don't lie
gsyhiap: The two very similar shades of blue for trees and mallows are confusing and unfortunate.
Akaiatana: "Go here, glob glob mallow" Sounds like Magic in here
Metalupis: glob glob mallow gave me brief a brief flash of carrot carrot milk
Cptasparagus: As the band Rush once said, "remember, the trees are wild"
dacbruh: Gum is like fake candy. Unless you swallow it. But that's sicko stuff.
THEreplay436: gum stops nothing if you're not a coward, 7 years of digestion is no big thang
dagoth__ur_: this game looks fun
HadesLeprechaun: I like solo board games to be like, story based
HadesLeprechaun: Gloomhaven, etc
e_bloc: solo wingspan the video game is great though
e_bloc: just jam through like three games
SnackPak_: baller
calculated_uncertainties: Why didn't you turn on a light?
realbadatthis_: one November I had to leave a draft early because I was swallowing hella left over halloween gum and put taco bell on top of it and inflated like a balloon.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: wow
letsbelgo: lolool
dagoth__ur_:
e_bloc:
gsyhiap: Wheeler just hard pivoted into playing the 'roasting chat game' and forgot all about candy strategies
MacbethSeemsSus: When do the players clear their field to build a baseball stadium?
gsyhiap: @MacbethSeemsSus When they get some billionaire sponsorship?
dacbruh: Media IP owners hate this one trick: crime!
Shadowsoflife: That sound great.
HadesLeprechaun: there's a horror short about Gushers that was put on youtube recently!
RelwinEJ: Kathleen - brevity is the soul of wit-ch
gsyhiap: There's still another week of October...
THEreplay436: I'm drinking some chilled rumpleminze tonight. How's everyone else doing in life
HadesLeprechaun: the Gushers horror short is called Fruithead, on youtube, if anyone is curious
Juliamon: gsyhiap Next week is already scheduled
gsyhiap: @Juliamon fair enough
dacbruh: hmmm maybe the rhombuses should be octagons to avoid that confusion
dacbruh: rhombusii? rhombussy?
Juliamon: rhombodes
Juliamon: rhombodes NUTS
Dog_of_Myth:
realbadatthis_:
Tiber727: When you run out of tokens, you've softlocked the game.
dacbruh:
getting glob as a state based action 
dacbruh: ruthless
dacbruh: let's see paul allen's spacing
MacbethSeemsSus: Betrayed by Manuel!
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gualdhar: have we considered the possibility that the Jack player was... bad?
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dacbruh: ben has an ability? that's screwed up
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler dealing with any game piece thicker than cardstock:
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e_bloc: pull a random tooth
Mr_Horrible: pulling a random teeth sounds unpleasant, to say the least
bramble_st: Dr Teeth
Mr_Horrible: we're getting so much great nomenclature from this game
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The old pumpkin maneuver.
Juliamon: I keep hearing "Trico teeth"
dacbruh: Judge!
Pal_Friendpatine: What’s the significance of sliding the candy tiles down? Does it change something? or just organization?
LordZarano: xkcd #221 btw
e_bloc: nailed it
HadesLeprechaun: Apparently there are two sides to each character, a normal side and a Sour side, and the Sour side of Jack only allows him to buy one patch on their turn
e_bloc: I'd do it for $50,000
kdefinition: 7 figures, minimum.
Sethalidos: in Canada maybe
lamina5432: how painful is it
MacbethSeemsSus: six figures, wire transfer
Sethalidos: US is much more pricey
e_bloc: my dentist will just give me an implant and I pocket like $45k
Dog_of_Myth: Paul gardens by vibes
ladyjessica: Ben is promoting monocultures.
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: I'd do it for 50k too, but I can't have implants because of a genetic disorder so you gotta make having a gap worth my while.
gsyhiap: "I don't think..." *ceases to exist*
dacbruh: [citation needed] 🤔
e_bloc: game needs debit cards
dumbo3k: 8+5 = 13
dacbruh: wheeler is like those people that gave their money away because they thought they were getting raptured
thraximore:
e_bloc: say tree tree times fast
gsyhiap: @e_bloc I treed real hard but it was too treecky
definenull: game's gotta end
TehAmelie: he's the Jack of all trades?
ekplayscards: i love the art direction on this game
dacbruh: the mario party scoring section
thraximore: has anyone else commented on how the candies look like Lucky Charm mallows
dacbruh: Judge! LuL
shendaras: 15+18=33, not 27 tw.
THEreplay436: 6?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 46 isn't it?
dumbo3k: 33 - 27 = 6, not 5
KickAssKanuck: hardest part of the board game… the math at the end.
gsyhiap: The real challenge was the mental arithmetic
definenull:
every board game with a points mechanic should come with a calculator
Dog_of_Myth:
Sapphic_Shenanigans:
dacbruh: 👏
dacbruh: turns out it's not the size of your plantation, it's the quality of your product
THEreplay436:
lamina5432: 10-20
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It depends on the players.
HadesLeprechaun: game time suggestions are like, after 3 games
dacbruh: wait people play TT games more than 2 or 3 times?!
THEreplay436: does this mean another wheeler natasha stream
HadesLeprechaun: most people don't only play a game one time
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ladyjessica: I played so much risk 2210 in high school and university.
HadesLeprechaun: the whole point of Legacy is to make it permanent, hah
thraximore: my family played Legacy Risk a grand total of... 2 times
VorlonScout: I remember a game of Risk from college that started at dinnertime and was called on account of... dawn.
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicaengle: YAS Queen
SnackPak_:
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Shadowsoflife:
dacbruh: celebratory chaos
RockPusher:
SnackPak_: GG youtube
thraximore:
dacbruh: D: dammit
glitched_goddess: if only the gatewatch had youtube then Dak would still be here
TheNextPaige:
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
definenull: *looks at thumbnail* ... yup
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jessicaengle: I'm surprised something made Wheeler uncomfortable.
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: ooh its a quick little 2-session jaunt
e_bloc: fair
shendaras:
definenull: KATHLEEN
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicaengle: Time for crab!
KWardJenx: This was a spooktacular stream. Thank you so much!
jessicaengle: Thank you for streaming!
Dog_of_Myth:
Shadowsoflife: Da bits
dacbruh:
TEETH 
MacbethSeemsSus: Spooky times will be retired
lamina5432: gnight
definenull: something weird in the... atmosfear?
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't floss me
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