GhostValv: I forget, but I think this game may have some more sensitive material in it. If it's the one I'm thinking.
Juliamon: It very much does
TXC2: I recall from Wheeler's stream of it, it's kind of abstracted
TXC2: like it's tell, don't show, but the tell is A LOT
Metric_Furlong: but is it safe for cardiac people?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't challenge the chat.
TXC2: hmm, I think that's a yes from lrrbot
Metric_Furlong: sick!
Metric_Furlong: I'd better open the door to the cardiac people dimension, so they can all watch
Manae: !next
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TXC2:
Manae 
Juliamon:
TXC2: CONTACT
Manae:
Manae: Whoops apparently overnight was resub time
TXC2: here we GO!
Bassios:
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emilevitt:
artdecosunburn: I do appreciate the "Myst" callback in the opening graphic.
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TXC2:
great Cori face for Twitch to crash on 
Juliamon: Valid
Akaiatana: Good here
TheMerricat: No issues here.
TXC2:
day 5 of Moding DB I want to cry 
Bassios: All green here
Juliamon: Stream is fine here too
PopeWorldbuild: Oooooo
TXC2:
I assume my problems are the door between me and the router
TheMerricat: So she says.
Juliamon: and then it's 7 hours later
wedge_x: socials media
Juliamon: And really, how many times can you read They're Made of Meat
Metric_Furlong: what if you read it very slowly?
TXC2: I mean...chat might make it to 169 hours this year.....
TheMerricat: This is naive but has the DB group ever considered having 'floating' guests (i.e. folk who can drop in for a day or two and leave) instead of being stuck for the entire shift/run.
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 heh, 1nice
malsareus: unmoored from time
PopeWorldbuild: What is time
TXC2: TheMerricat they have and they do
malsareus: si yiu powered through it?
malsareus: so you*
TXC2: !patreon
PopeWorldbuild: LOL
TXC2: !store
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Twilight_Spark: The choobs
TXC2: plus there's a game to get the prompts from
malsareus: plus, you presumably have had actual sleep before coming here
IanAllenBird: the exit strategy is there's another stream at 5
BrowneePointz: plz no, I dislike being Perforated
BrowneePointz: yea he used to stream a lot. Was famous for forgetting to turn the stream off
ProcyonFlynn: I mean, there's whatever Wheeler did about Teeth last night, I had to nope out it got so weird.
BrowneePointz: And sometimes they electrocute their dog
RatherLargeToad: The 50k viewer streams confuse me
TXC2: "they're just men, just ordinary men"
drrek0: I like reaction videos done by experts, like Doctors or Lawyers or such
malsareus: have all of them
TXC2: this is why I only watch LRR
JessieImproved: this is why I've started looking at my Subscriptions page mostly
hackingducks: that's quite the image cameron.
JessieImproved: YouTube has no idea how to recommend content to me
Voidhawk42: I have a very specific interest: reaction videos of people watching Hot Fuzz for the first time. Just Hot Fuzz, because it's fun seeing reactions to one of the only perfect films ever made.
beowuuf: @drrek0 vocal coaches react to metal
IanAllenBird: I've had minor luck just deleting relevant videos from my watch history when that sort of thing happens
TXC2: JessieImproved I have used the subs page for my YT landing page for over a decade now
accountmadeforants: @JessieImproved The real trick is that I never stopped
JessieImproved: I watch Graham's vlogs and YouTube's like Yo Dawg and gives me a bunch of random vlogs
TheMerricat: There are a couple of youtubers who is a trained musician who watch music videos and explain to non-music people why the songs are so awesome and how the artists are so great. That's about all I ever watch any more in the "reaction video" category.
BrowneePointz: My favorite is watching people react to One Piece cuz eventually you get the "WAIT a minute! This anime is POLITICAL!" moment and it's always funny
malsareus: I periodically cleanse my Youtube algorithm by rewatching the Semolo Plateau series
Metric_Furlong: straight up murdered those minutes
JoannaTastic: the first Desert Bus vod I ever watched was a reaction to Wndrwll
Metric_Furlong: Sultan's Game: a game of sultans
LidofLoathing: Ok, I was wondering where I'd watched this before
malsareus: so big steppie?
beowuuf: talk sim trash amirite
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accountmadeforants: You're going to play it forward (but not like that)
TXC2: a deck of many things really
beowuuf: #sponsoled
malsareus: ok I know these games, what's the premium currency?
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
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ProcyonFlynn: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !updog
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artdecosunburn: Is the setting historical Ottoman or Baghdad, or fictional Arabian Nights?
Voidhawk42: Witch: "Hey Sultan, let me show you this thing called Balatro"
TXC2: artdecosunburn i'd say the later more so
Juliamon: Fictional Arabian Nights
TXC2: !cw
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artdecosunburn: Thanks.
accountmadeforants: Why is 1001 a different font than the rest of the text in the menu
Juliamon: the cheevos are literally 1001 Nights
TriuneSystem: Hiya frenz!
TriuneSystem:
Metric_Furlong: oh it's a roguelite
TXC2: hello TriuneSystem welcome
TriuneSystem: @TXC2 Tyty
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, roguelite.
Metric_Furlong trying very hard to stop all the enthusiasm draining from their body upon this discovery
beowuuf: Famous sims player who recently quit?
TriuneSystem: Missive Readable
iris_of_ether: Torge~
IanAllenBird: lmao
RatherLargeToad: not a slur yet at least
TXC2: clearly a baseball player
beowuuf: Just don't say the name three timesi n a mirror
lightfut: That is name my pet levels of abstraction
beowuuf: @TXC2 o7 more likely a blaseball player
Azralorne: Oh Cori...
TXC2: beowuuf indeed
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You did upgrade the one slave
Azralorne: I thought better than you 🤣
Metric_Furlong: "saves can fill a lot of slots" - Cori, chanelling the energy of a 17th century portuguese merchant captain
Azralorne: Better of you"
TXC2:
Azralorne why? 
Azralorne: @TXC2 Because I'm a gullible idiot lol
TXC2:
Azralorne: Art is pretty
Juliamon: This game has gorgeous art
noSmokeFire: our-o game, comrade
Azralorne: What's a euro game?
Azralorne: I'm assuming that's the spelling
e_bloc: let's go smut
JoannaTastic: *prozd voice* "Victory Points"
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Metric_Furlong: @Azralorne a term for a general style of board game design popular in Germany around the turn of the millenium
Azralorne: Oh! I guess I've never considered it being attached to video games too
Metric_Furlong: usually contrasted with 'ameri-trash'
e_bloc: "we can use our wife"
Metric_Furlong: being a term for a style of boardgame design popular in the US
hackingducks: such great morals, this game.
Azralorne: Yeah, I just wasn't sure if it was somehow a different term/meaning for a videogame instead of a board game
richard_ermen: Oh, we're playing a 16+ game.
e_bloc: yeah, I recall when Wheeler played this on ITYC, there is some sexual content
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, the fabled d2
accountmadeforants: The studio (Double Cross) is Chinese, apparently. (This also explains why two of the four languages it launched with are Traditional Chinese and Simplified Chinese)
Metric_Furlong: makes sense
TheMerricat: Imagine that.
richard_ermen: It also contains some rather icky and strange moments where people will make really bizarre decisions if you don't follow their quest chains as needed.
e_bloc: but you have to spend money to make money
richard_ermen: Is that the Non-Jim-Carrey-Mask movie?
Metric_Furlong: if at first you don't succeed: bribe
e_bloc: truly an underrated Jim Carrey vehicle
Juliamon: It really is pretty
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beautiful, but weird.
e_bloc: yeah the aesthetic is A+
richard_ermen: It's very strange in some regards.
richard_ermen: But yeah, it looks great.
RatherLargeToad: it was so hungry!
Juliamon: A lot of the character art leans hard in a Jojo direction
Gekyouryuu: To explain my train of thought: cam references reading rainbow -> LeVar Burton -> Geordi -> black man on star trek -> did y'all know Tuvok's actor was the "we ain't found shit!" guy from the comb the desert scene in Spaceballs?
iris_of_ether: Sure is
e_bloc:
iris_of_ether: He also has a blues band that he played with on the Trek cruise
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh right, there is a cat you can unlock.
e_bloc: how much is a liter of everclear in this universe
Metric_Furlong: Huge Gemstone Necklace
saintguard: Absolute unit of a necklace
TXC2: people sue for money for good reasons
TXC2: money does heal
artdecosunburn: I'm pretty sure viziers are always scheming.
saintguard: And...stealth?
saintguard: Uh, sure!
RatherLargeToad: simple boomerang
Metric_Furlong: tactical sex toy
Juliamon: I mean, I've definitely considered getting a Pure Wand specifically as a self-defense tool...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I like how "sex toy" is a tag
e_bloc: when I was younger, I thought money was the most important thing in the universe. now that I am older, I know that it is. - Orson Welles
saintguard: Solid Snake wielded this weapon, surely
iris_of_ether: Y'all are doing wonderful work here
TheRedshift subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
TheRedshift: wheee
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TheMerricat:
Or Saints Row. 
saintguard: That sounds like Lock, Stock
TXC2: Lock stock I think
eid010n: @saintguard It must be the eponymous Twin Snakes
TXC2: it's one of the character intros
e_bloc: @TheMerricat ha yeah. the giant purple dildo was a delight
realbadatthis_: Clockwork Orange?
RedAlexxis: well, tuned in at the right time today
accountmadeforants: Oh, apparently the studio's name in Chinese is also Double-Headed Dragon (é›™é 龍工作), so the double dildo is a self-insert (and a self-insert from the devs)
saintguard:
@eid010n Damn, you're right 
TXC2:
accountmadeforants is it wrong that the 2nd symbol in that looks like a suspended train to me?
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Oh, hell, I can see it now
accountmadeforants: Tracks and overhead powerline and all
TXC2: accountmadeforants exactly
e_bloc: unsolicited advice is merely criticism
TXC2: e_bloc always
RatherLargeToad: I bet he’s a Nawful fighter
CaptainSpam: Oh, right, it was Wheeler who played this before.
artdecosunburn: Did we see the Vizier yet?
e_bloc: are we tuning up the band
lightfut: Wife, my love for you is proportional to the hugeness of this necklace
e_bloc: money, the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems
jacqui_lantern234:
hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! 
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
jacqui_lantern234:
ooh! can i get in on the slandering?!
accountmadeforants: Courtisan SLAMS Torge Jurner, you won't BELIEVE what they said
accountmadeforants: We've all accidentally stepped on a bug
e_bloc: try white noise, a warm glass of milk, maybe some servent murder
TXC2: a FPV drone can cost as little as $1000
accountmadeforants: And if you find out you have two problems, you can do it on new year's day
Mashamino: do drone strikes roll over?
RealGamerCow: can't be murder if it's by accident
Mashamino:
saintguard: Aziz, light!
e_bloc: if I start this plan in September, can I use one that year, or do I have to wait until it vests?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Goes to collect venom, instead comes back with Venom
Seagulyus: @RealGamerCow murder vs manslaughter depends on intent, not method
DrLigmaPhD: Do I have to select a living target or can I just wreck my neighbor's shitty lawn?
Seagulyus: if you cause the accident, and intended to kill the person and it can be proven...
Seagulyus: of course, the logic to go from A to B is so fraught with logical holes it really depends on the person prosecuting
TXC2: really it depends on the jury
TXC2: as in how pliable they are
wedge_x: do you get to choose what kind of Hellfire you get, or does everyone just get one sword missile
Mashamino: SUPER charity, wowee
jacqui_lantern234:
@Mashamino the newest game show! soup or charity
Voidhawk42: If we stab the Sultan, do we become Sultan?
RatherLargeToad:
RatherLargeToad: just like Dr Crusher
e_bloc: bustin would have made you feel good
TheMerricat:
Those temptations can't have been that futile if the men got catfished.
CaptainSpam: Man, she just ghosted you. Man.
20 raiders from dailytechnewsshow have joined!
TXC2: hello raiders
TheMerricat:
Welcome raiders, perfect time to raid.
Juliamon: Welcome raiders? lmao
TXC2: !break
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Welcome raiders, here is a loading screen
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
e_bloc: take it easy TXC2
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi Chair
goatprince: hey guys are we having an ethical day today
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Btw there is an auto setup button for repeat events. It is next to the x.
e_bloc: give us the serenity to accept what cannot be changed, the courage to change what can be changed, and the wisdom to murder a servant
goatprince: is she a kiki girl or a bouba girl
THEreplay436: everyone knows triangle is the best wth
CaptainSpam: Man. Imagine finding a wife who's into shapes. Livin' the dream, here.
e_bloc: getting into the prison is typically not the hard part
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accountmadeforants: Frankly we should be billing him for every day we're protecting his life by not deciding to kill him
public_key_reveal_party: It's a training device
TheMerricat: No one wants to look at you if you are holding a doubleheaded dildo in public.
e_bloc: it's a folk remedy for low endorphins
public_key_reveal_party: At the end of the day what more can you ask for?
goatprince: and lo, the sultan said 'cringe' and sentenced the man to death
e_bloc: you get resurrected-its a roguelike
accountmadeforants: Expert goozling m'lord
e_bloc: do you think there was gooning back then
Gekyouryuu: dumb thought I need to get out of my head: "due to a translation error, the term "swordsman" has been misunderstood to mean a being half man and half sword. thus, the Scimitaur was born."
Voidhawk42: @Gekyouryuu Amazing, I'm putting that in my setting
Mashamino: @Gekyouryuu nice
Mashamino: is it counting down to Execution day? like is each pip a day?
accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu The term is actually derived from people who were experts at hunting bulls. Some people saw others riding scimitars while using a bow and arrow and assumed they had the lower body of a scimitar and the upper body of a man.
Mashamino: huzzah!
accountmadeforants: Never punished, all skill no luck
accountmadeforants: Who hasn't accidentally'd a neighboring kingdom doing improv
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goatprince:
it'd be challenging for me 
e_bloc: 10:30-10:45
Gekyouryuu: no, Cam, you have sex on Wednesdays. that's why it's Hump Day
goatprince: you know what would be good for that prisoner? to be put into the line of fire of the sultan's attention again
itmightbemikey: My "will always rememeber it" cheating experience was og Diablo in '96 or '97
itmightbemikey: so much cheating in Diablo
e_bloc: is this some sort of pig butchering scheme
e_bloc: a tale as old as time
artdecosunburn: To be fair, early software and hardware were strangely gender coded. Woman were programmers from the 40s to the 60s.
RatherLargeToad: explain
artdecosunburn: Human computers. Kind of like how in film, early cinemetographers were men and editors were generally women. Hardware was seen as men's work, and programming was clerical, women's work. Hence Grace Hopper as the first real programmer in the 40s.
lightfut: Hmmm yes, man-bat, famous tale
Voidhawk42: @artdecosunburn There's a constant cycle - when work is considered boring and supportive, it gets labled "women's work" and disregarded. As soon as it becomes important or innovative, men take it up and lable it "too hard for women" and begin excluding the original women.
control_rig: They made an entire road for the stuff!
Gekyouryuu: "you don't understand! this spice caravan had young women! who could resist the spice girls?!"
artdecosunburn: @Voidhawk42 Yup. Nathan Ensmenger writes about this, as does Janet Abbate.
eldritchchicken: Loha, Been looking at this one, hows the game?
eldritchchicken: That actually might be better lol CK 3 is... a lot lmao
Voidhawk42: Daughter ignores prequisities for books
UtilityPunk: This feels like middle ground between cultist sim and ck3. ck3's good, but has a steep learning curve
eldritchchicken: @UtilityPunk Damn... I might need this game then
lightfut: Never punished
SnackPak_:
e_bloc: pay your taxes
CaptainSpam: Doing one (1) carnality.
accountmadeforants: Maybe our daughter can read us stories before we go to bed
accountmadeforants: I trust this guy implicitly
RatherLargeToad: “The Carnality” sounds like some kind of giant hamburger from a fast food place
Mathwyn: Carnality? Was that Mortal Kombat 6?
abslomdaak42: hot priest
Voidhawk42: Wisdom 5?? Add this man to the household harem immediately
UtilityPunk: Everything he touches turns to gold OwO
iris_of_ether: Our Dark Ages: Vampire game has a Hot Imam NPC....
SquareDotCube: healing herbs might entice the alchemist
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Some of the people who appear in court can certainly become followers.
accountmadeforants: "Blame the poor" hell yeah
Voidhawk42: Disregard everything, acquire daughters
GreatWahooney subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
GreatWahooney: number go up!
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e_bloc: this is not my beautiful wife
SnackPak_: rip
UtilityPunk: A wart grew on her nose
iris_of_ether: She got unsettling
lightfut: Nerrrrrrrdddddd
accountmadeforants: Bags under her eyes from too much readin books
CaptainSpam: Remember, kids: Don't read.
ghyllnox: We took too many Tylenol
RatherLargeToad: she keeps talking about vampires now
Darleysam: now she magic miss-all these romantic opportunities
iris_of_ether: God one of my aunts tried to tell both me *and my non-gamer sister* that it was devil worship lol
accountmadeforants: She's still sociable, she has lots of things to talk about, even! They're just things where people eventually stop nodding along and start wanting to talk to literally anyone else.
SquareDotCube:
inside information
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The best follower in the game is Lady Becky.
accountmadeforants:
(Wear me on your head)
Voidhawk42: You loads of money, buy everything!
Voidhawk42: This won't haunt you later oh certainly
Darleysam: skill issue
UtilityPunk: Can't even do taxes smh
EvilBadman: Namely, Mario Kart 8
e_bloc: if dr. manhatten can do it, so can I
RatherLargeToad: “Hug”
RatherLargeToad: maybe even Mayhem
lightfut: We were casting from the discard pile all night long
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Electric Boogaloo
RatherLargeToad: do it again, but bronzer
Laserbeaks_Fury: FINISH HIM! CARNALITY
Voidhawk42: "So I hear you are an expert at sex. Name 10 positions."
Gekyouryuu: going from Carnality to your wife giving you money: I have a structured settlement and I need ass now
Voidhawk42: Give your supple body to the poor
Gekyouryuu: feed the poor? let them eat ass
goatprince: don't ask that question, cam
SquareDotCube: hehehhehehe feed
SquareDotCube: inside info?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I gotta have sex with my wife...help!" --Al Bundy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aziz! Light!
Voidhawk42: JimCarryEmergingFromRhino.gif
KeytarCat: For all the messed up shit they allow, they won't let you fuck the rhino?
RatherLargeToad: a u s p i c i o u s
accountmadeforants: Oh god, she's begun LARPing!
UtilityPunk: Learning everything she needs to LARP now
Gekyouryuu: if I wanna play a princess maker, I'll boot up Umamusume
vinewood_og:
Voidhawk42: More likely Breaking Dawn
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
accountmadeforants: Oh my god
Gekyouryuu: "sweetie... I KNOW this looks bad... here's Winds of Winter?"
Juliamon: it was probably better
wedge_x: was it better?
accountmadeforants: That's the best
Laserbeaks_Fury: Order of the Fenix
wedge_x: it was, yes, that
ContingentCat:
ArdCollider: it was better for Cameron!
Juliamon: I remember, even when I was a fan, that was the worst book of the series
xantos69: I mean... I want Cam to give that as a spoken word presentation during a Loading Ready Live.
e_bloc: ever forward, truly never learning
Geldaran: Order of the River Pheonix?
EvilBadman: Demands of a Firebird
wedge_x: Order of the Beanis
ContingentCat: any published book yeah
SquareDotCube: 1337speak
lightfut: Fuck I'll get you deadly hallows parts 1 and 2!
ArdCollider: Makt Myrkranna!
SquareDotCube: or that Vietnamese bootleg of Pokemon Crystal
Voidhawk42: Magic helmet might be nice for our Larp daughter
iris_of_ether: You're aware of AO3dle yeah?
Voidhawk42: @iris_of_ether ...go on?
accountmadeforants: I'm not sure our daughter thinks of us as a person, just a vehicle for books
CaptainSpam: The self-publish self-insert? You put yourself into your own story about publishing your own story?
iris_of_ether: You guess which person/franchise has more tagged stories
SquareDotCube: with what, a fidget spinner?
SnackPak_: oh my god
iris_of_ether: There is also Rule34dle
goatprince: that's like that stadium food game
EvilBadman: Oh damn, I was hoping it was Guess the character base on it's top works' tags
xantos69: I heard it was VERY long.
lightfut: You know, I appreciate these wordle spin offs being so unhinged
KeytarCat: It's specifically AO3, so it misses entire generations
accountmadeforants: I remember Ao3 just being *full* of Homestuck fics when people still thought that was good
e_bloc: safe and tasy
e_bloc: *tasty
SquareDotCube: why do I feel like there's a Tumblrdle and Jordynne would know about it
EvilBadman: Cool game!
e_bloc: can we just do stick and hoop instead
EvilBadman: Paint a big ol' X, that's your team!, on your front door for me
vinewood_og: Go play hide and seek with the wind.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: sounds like a fairly classic folkloric restriction. no matter what, don't look!
EvilBadman: Outside you are two places, one has wolves
goatprince: interpret the dream as 'eat vegetables and be polite'
lightfut: Need a hotter wife
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can upgrade her.
lightfut: Or maybe just freakier?
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SquareDotCube: gold is like, gotta start a harem
accountmadeforants: Chinese
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I also have problems when I'm tense.
accountmadeforants: And probably Traditional Chinese since that was one of the original languages
UtilityPunk: Yeah, like how your wife let go of her reserves instead of inhibitions
goatprince: oh, i played this YEARS ago
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think another one you might like is Keep Driving.
Juliamon: There's also some interesting [positive] wording, like the 'ripple in the pool of your mind' that I quite like
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ever Forward
RealGamerCow: I remember this game
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That one you are on a summer trip trying to get to a music festival. Pick up hitchhikers, deal with issues that come up, etc.
goatprince: book of hours, too
pleonasticTautology: hello!
RealGamerCow: cultist simulator has problematic creators IIRC?
pleonasticTautology: @RealGamerCow yeah, they mentioned alexis kennedy
SquareDotCube: Stacklands kinda does what Cultist mechanically tries to do better if you ask me. It doesn't have much narrative though
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: With unlockables and ones you can get from story, you can get quite a few followers on a certain run.
RealGamerCow: the rectangular "cards" or whatever they are look so much like metal, I can feel them
KeytarCat: 1001 Nights, but proc gen
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RealGamerCow: Has anyone else played "Tales of the Arabian Nights" tabletop game?
RealGamerCow: Its fun
RealGamerCow: actually it would be a great AFK game. Storytelling in the world of Arabian Nights with some RPG elements.
An_Owl_At_What: I have! It’s pretty great. This game reminds me of it a lot
RealGamerCow: @An_Owl_At_What me too, that's what made me mention it
Mathwyn: Come on and Jam, get out of the Slam
RealGamerCow: ooh pomegranate
tipulsar85: Carnal oasis? I've heard Shiek of Arabay before.
Gekyouryuu:
the secret to good carnality is to read the Kama Sutra like a set of Ikea instructions. simply insert tab A into slot B.
CaptainSpam: "Nice kid, but about as sharp as a bowling ball" was always one of my favorites.
RealGamerCow: I use "sharp as a handful of wet lint"
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Gekyouryuu: "and where do I find this Sir Viss? is he in the marketplace?"
pleonasticTautology: cam explaining to this game character that $20 can buy many peanuts
thedepthandbreadthofseth: iirc, sticking your thing in skeletons usually gets one arrested.
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth seth,
Gekyouryuu: @pleonasticTautology my favorite version of that is someone editing the scene to be like it's from Disco Elysium
pleonasticTautology: @Gekyouryuu i LOVE that version
ContingentCat: 3?
xantos69: I mean... I could be convinced.
pleonasticTautology: *wheeze*
e_bloc: front ass or gtfo
wedge_x: deeply mid
tipulsar85: Three asses, when whole assing it isn't enough!
RealGamerCow: it's got "fame" in it, should be fine
e_bloc: did you say servant's souls or servant's holes
RatherLargeToad: The carnality will continue until morale improves
Juliamon: *now* we're talkin'
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Pumpkin Carving) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:26 from now).
pleonasticTautology: pfffft.
RealGamerCow: badass
e_bloc: now you know
e_bloc: k'
KeytarCat: I bet the hunter lady wouldn't have been as mad at us had we just fucked the rhino...
Voidhawk42: Never have your wife in the same room as another man
KeytarCat: I hear the Sultan has a new favorite concubine
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think this run might be just about over
accountmadeforants: Disregard wife, acquire more daughters
e_bloc: sounds like a dry read
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or Cat
xVoxtric: very interesting game - i am terribly intrigued
TheMerricat: At least our wife lived and hopefully had a good time?
125 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
accountmadeforants: Our daughter's gonna be so mad at the Sultan when she stops getting books
MrSarkhan:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Shadowsoflife: o/
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Look at Keep Driving.
TehAmelie: ahoy!
jacqui_lantern234:
hey raiders and Serge "Splash Captain" Yager
xantos69: So I'll admit I am curious to see James play "A Game About Digging a Hole"
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Pumpkin Carving) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:10 from now).
GapFiller: Pumpkins!
accountmadeforants: Oh boy, Keep Driving is similar to Silksong somehow
RatherLargeToad: Carvality
Juliamon: Oh!
IanAllenBird: ooh
TheAinMAP:
MrSarkhan:
GapFiller: Cori w/ a Knife HYPE!
TheDevil_Risen:
time to rewind and watch this episode 
have a good day COri and Cameron 
IanAllenBird: lmao
accountmadeforants: Perfect timing on that sound
iris_of_ether:
ContingentCat: Sounds like a good time
pleonasticTautology: i'm more fine with angel having a knife than wheeler
IanAllenBird: that's usually how I operate
iris_of_ether:
lightfut: Long as it goes better than live did this time last year
Wiliart: better than the vampire Knives?
GapFiller: phbbbt normal who even does that
lightfut: Spoons not so good
ContingentCat: You're doing great Cam
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
iris_of_ether:
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Pumpkin Carving) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:08 from now).
jacqui_lantern234:
please dont carve me
iris_of_ether: I got a foam pumpkin and carved it
jacqui_lantern234:
i promise i came here precarved
iris_of_ether: Dinkum's a fun time
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
Juliamon: TMP3 lesgoooo
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 11 is fun
accountmadeforants: Fair assessment
pleonasticTautology: lol
jacqui_lantern234: we like it
e_bloc: I do
jacqui_lantern234: we do
iris_of_ether: I do
ContingentCat: We like it
TheAinMAP:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat:
Thanks Cam and Cori 
accountmadeforants: The bits: You like them, you do.
ContingentCat:
Love you too Cam
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Pumpkin Carving) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now).
Earthenone: !findquote pumpkin
LRRbot: Quote #8286: "Ian, your pumpkin is wrong." —Heather [2022-10-22]
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