Tinker Tailor Solder Fry || Pumpkin Carving

DoodlestheGreat: If his pumpkin is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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 hyralt: pumpkin carving, let's goooooooo
 SaxPython: 🎃
 hyralt: @SaxPython I am jealous of your pumpkin emoji.
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 abaddon2501: Pumpkins! I look forward to this every year!
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ghyllnox: Aww, get well soon Ian!
 hyralt: @pleonasticTautology Oh no!  I hope Ian feels better soon.
 Fruan: Time for P U M P
 hyralt: I am looking forward to Can't Carve Horses Club though.
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 big_blue_man: pumpkin : )
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DoodlestheGreat: SOON™
 TheMerricat: Get well soon Ian!
 SnackPak_: 
 TheAinMAP: Hello
  RayFK: Maid-Ianless
 SnackPak_: oh, this is a good group
 DeM0nFiRe: L + Ratio +  less
tiltyhouse: Being sick suuuuuuuuuuuck
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 TehAmelie: good day pumpkineers
 hyralt: @DoodlestheGreat NOW(TM)
 Fruan: pump pump pump pump!
  Sarah_Serinde: I would argue that being Ian-less isn't likely to make things *more* chaotic
 vinewood_og: Baby maker space
 TheMerricat: Wheeler, have you not met Ian?
 ArdCollider: consensual saw
 morteica: Omg The Angel is here!
 Kentosaurus: those are some large pumpkins
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DoodlestheGreat: Best wishes for Ian's recovery.
 Shadowsoflife: 
 FuzBubbles: oh no, what did they do to Ian!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Ian is under the weather
 TheMerricat: @FuzBubbles Ian's still feeling under the weather.
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! 'Tis the season for Pumpkin Carving https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115426221669971054
nyoomgoom: w i d e
 SnackPak_: you could put a diorama on that wide boy
 Darleysam: Garfield
tiltyhouse: Cinematic pumpkin
 hyralt: Wheeler's pumpkin is CAKED.
 Fruan: 16 x 9 pumpkin
 GhostValv:  thicc pumpkin
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
  Sarah_Serinde: Aww
 7gorobei: UltraWideSquash
 DaxStrife: So it's "Can't Carve Horses Club" tonight?
 TehAmelie: i only now realized the logo is a graphic on a screen behind you all. was it ever a real solder?
 big_blue_man: wheeler's going to make siegward of catarina with that wide boi
 Toxxick: Wheeler should do the robot with a big ass from Classic Movie Robots
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 pleonasticTautology: hell yeah angel
 pleonasticTautology: i also think beer is gross
 SnackPak_: nice hiss
 SaxPython: A+ take Angel
 TheAinMAP: 
 hyralt: KITTIES
 IanAllenBird: : O
  Sarah_Serinde: I agree
 SaxPython:   
 LordZarano: Would 2 cats fit better on wide 'kin?
 RainyMint: KITTIES
 Dog_of_Myth: Good cats
  Sarah_Serinde: beautiful voids
 pleonasticTautology: kitties!
 GhostValv:   
 Sorator13: Valid
 DeM0nFiRe: This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
 hyralt: Angel always pays the cat tax
 niccus: two of them
 SnackPak_: wooow
 GhostValv: 
 morteica: Omg that one has a mane! So cute!
DoodlestheGreat: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 TheAinMAP:  
ghyllnox: 
 Darleysam: I love themb
 pleonasticTautology: wait what's the second one's name?
 pleonasticTautology: the less stupid one?
 SnackPak_: the cats are catching strays tonight
letsbelgo: Im playing that right now
IslandersCaper: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 hyralt: Is naked Hornet cuter?
 Toxxick: Naked Hornet is so cursed it jumpscared me
IslandersCaper: happy pumpkin carving!
glitched_goddess: hornet’s big naturals
 niccus: will hornet be to scale to the cats
  RayFK: Just fucking stab em' (the pumpkins)
 TehAmelie: i think a fictional character and real cats are cute on different axes
 TheMerricat: chat.... rule34 hornet is very well... portioned.
 TheAinMAP:   
 GhostValv: Embellishments
jwholla: i would never guess this
 pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat depends on what artists you follow, i guess
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 Kentosaurus: my guess is pumpkin
 hyralt: I assume Wheeler's reference image is related to mahjong
 SaxPython: brainstorm
 GhostValv: D:
 TheMerricat: Then you keep the pumpkin as it rots....
 thraximore: 
 pleonasticTautology: HAH
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SaxPython: magnificent
 big_blue_man: that was my next guess
 pleonasticTautology: ook
 GhostValv:   
Vindexrix: that was my fourth guess
 MacbethSeemsSus: Carving your partner would really be bad when the pumpkin starts rotting
jwholla: this was not on my bingo card
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Fruan: Sideways monkey is a strong pump idea
ToppHat:     
glitched_goddess: everything is a square if you try hard enough
ghyllnox: All my apes, carved
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: pumpkin stabbies time!
  Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate that Angel is the one with the real kitchen knife here, this seems correct
 Darleysam: okay: that monkey face, rotated 90 degrees, in the End of Evangelion
 IanAllenBird: uh oh
 pleonasticTautology: just grow a pumpkin in a container, like cube watermelons
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: PAUL
 SaxPython: Void
letsbelgo: pumpkin hole
 Jillexie: Oh dear
 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: Biohazard
 hyralt: haha gross
theinvulnerabletide: gross
 Strebenherz: we need the gastro pumpkin cam
jwholla: james?
 IanAllenBird: and when
 Fruan: #BlameJames
 jadielady: and when
glitched_goddess: when did you buy these pumpkins lol
IslandersCaper: you might want a different pumpkin there 
ghyllnox: Three people and one of them is Wheeler
   Anubis169: LOL
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
tiltyhouse: These were the most expensive pumpkins yet.
 Kentosaurus: does the tarp budget account for rotten pumpkins?
 pleonasticTautology: hi ian! how're you feeling?
 thraximore: 
 Strebenherz: #feetfacts
itsaysTRUENO: tall office humble brag
ghyllnox: Both? Both.
NimrodXIV: time to update the wiki
 SnackPak_: to the wiki!
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 hyralt: wikifeet or lrrwiki?  por que no los dos?
 ContingentCat: The lrr wiki is therough
jwholla: was that a euphemism?
 tiltyhouse: @pleonasticTautology Getting better, but not well enough to be confident of non-transmission
 Strebenherz: F to the rotten pumpkin
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretiveSneakyClintmullinsOSkomodo-sKDX3tQuW8XSCjPu
 Strebenherz: FOAMING?!?!
  Juliamon: Abandon that gourd
jwholla: oh you all volunteered to do this?
 pleonasticTautology: @tiltyhouse fair! glad you're on the mend, at least
   Anubis169: Git yer hand in thar
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DaintyBitterLionHeyGirl-za6BtwH9efMUPUX0
ghyllnox: I'm genuinely surprised Wheeler has decided to keep going
 GhostValv: Frothy?
 Strebenherz: can we see? >.>
Mai_Andra: Wheeler chiding them for talking about feet, then actually dumping on camera... 
   Anubis169: Just wait until you have to adjust your glasses 
 SaxPython: is this Let's Nope?
jwholla: i thought it was a drew the pumpkin straw kind of deal
 Shadowsoflife: no
itsaysTRUENO: a pumpkin that's growing teeth on the inside
  Sarah_Serinde: no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If the gourd is foaming please stop carving
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to get the acid
 ContingentCat: Always
   Anubis169: LOL
 GDwarble: Ew
 pleonasticTautology: EUGH
 SnackPak_: oofa
 smertmonkey: ewwww
 big_blue_man: honey no
nyoomgoom: ouughh
 Strebenherz: MOIST
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RainyMint: 
 ContingentCat: Wow
 pleonasticTautology: WARN A DOG FIRST
   Anubis169: Drippy
 hyralt: lmao gross
 Dog_of_Myth: Need to up the Tarp Budget after this
ghyllnox: Bleugh
 SaxPython: absolutely no !clip
letsbelgo: W e t
 Strebenherz: moist dripping pumpkin delight
CrossXhunteR: don't puke
  Sarah_Serinde: I was right, I did not want to see that
itsaysTRUENO: evacuate the cavity
 SnackPak_: that pumpkin is not long for this world
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I came into chat at a fascinating time
NimrodXIV: trap budget!
NimrodXIV: *tarp
CrossXhunteR: if you're going to puke, do it into the pumpkin
 MacbethSeemsSus: What's the opposite of clipping? Voiding?
 Kipstar: what a time to join the stream...
  Sarah_Serinde: Good stream everyone
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Unexpected rotten pumpkin occurred
 IanAllenBird: normally eating during tinker tailor isn't such a challenging idea
itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler was chosen by the rot
ghyllnox: I think that might be a good idea at this point
 ContingentCat: Yes
jwholla: is raw pumpkin safe to eat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon 0.o
 pleonasticTautology: i think you should go get a better one, wheeler
IslandersCaper: Wheeler, yes please go get a new pumpkin
  Sarah_Serinde: Honestly, I'd go for it, you can probably find one nearby and this seems like it's not gonna be a good time
  Juliamon: jwholla Not this one
ghyllnox: @jwholla Not this one
 TheMerricat: So foaming suggests that you've got bacterial or fungal activity actively going on in there. it might not be healthy to keep going with it.
ghyllnox: Same hat!
  Juliamon: same hat
nyoomgoom: the pumpkins don't look super glossy so i guess they're not cured for long-term preservation?
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableSparklyConsoleBloodTrail-JQx9A61EmATrKnGT
 pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat yeah, this
  Sarah_Serinde: And we've got two other people carving pumpkins to keep us entertained in the meantime
ghyllnox: 
 couchboyj: Perhaps the super wide aspect ratio on Wheelers pumpkin was a symptom of deeper issues
CrossXhunteR: i am not a fan of this pumpkin
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 IanAllenBird: o7
  Juliamon: yeah I think this pumpkin might be a legitimate health hazard
 ArdCollider: o7
ghyllnox: Thank you Wheeler
 Strebenherz: o7
 SaxPython: clap clap clap
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, yeah good choice
 ArdCollider: yeah, I have concerns about, like, respirators and bleach
 ContingentCat: o7
theinvulnerabletide: bon voyage, rotten pumpkin
 pleonasticTautology: yeah uh. you should take it out to the dumpster *right now*
 TheAinMAP: 
NimrodXIV: ew
 ContingentCat: Nooooo
 Strebenherz: OH god no
 IanAllenBird: nooo
ghyllnox: :c
 Dog_of_Myth: That's not right
 gualdhar: Can't believe Ian gave Wheeler a rotten hole
 e_bloc: Adam!
   Anubis169: btw taking into account the average height of LRR, those pumpkins are HUGE
 TheAinMAP: 
itsaysTRUENO: The CVS here has had Christmas decorations for sale since the first week of October
 tiltyhouse: $4.99 at the nearest Grocery
 CaptainSpam: Welp, time to make this a remote episode and follow Wheeler to the store to get a new pumpkin!
 Strebenherz: pumpkin hole, prefilled with sour cream
  Sarah_Serinde: good luck have fun
 pleonasticTautology: make ben take the garbage out!
 Fruan: Pumpkin Mulligan. Pumpigan.
 e_bloc: mr. swimming pool of sour cream has to be involved
CrossXhunteR: bye wheeler
letsbelgo: angel
 vinewood_og: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 pleonasticTautology: oh noooo
 DeM0nFiRe: Off to a GREAT start 
MWGNZ:   
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Strebenherz: Cursed stream, 10/10
MalFnord: you must construct additional pumpkins
 IanAllenBird: get wheeler to buy a new cup too
CrossXhunteR: this stream is off to a cracking start
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP
NimrodXIV: this stream is going great
ghyllnox: Stream's cursed!
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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 TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wheeler returns in 3 hours with a turkey
itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler is driving to a draft somewhere
 Masslost: 
 62MGcobra: turn a cup into a bowl
 TehAmelie: i remember the speed carving episode. . .or wait that was ice sculpting
 e_bloc: Ian leaves for one stream and . . .
 Strebenherz: rip one pumpkin and rip one cup, not even the twenty minute mark, 11/10 
 ContingentCat: I think something breaking is part of the tradition
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Nah, Wheeler returns with a pumpkin pie
 hyralt: The pumpkin carving episode is a success so long as nobody needs to go to the hospital.
asddsa28: the best is the hand mixer
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun is there anyone in the office who can take that garbage out? i think it's a bad idea to leave it in studio c given the state it was in
CrossXhunteR: @Dog_of_Myth good bit
DoodlestheGreat: We're having a typical TTSF. If Ian is watching this, we're sorry.
  Sarah_Serinde: He is
   LoadingReadyRun: @pleonasticTautology we will be taking it out
  Juliamon: DoodlestheGreat he's here as tiltyhouse
 Dog_of_Myth: Good news is that Wheeler's pumpkin didn't catch fire
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun okay cool 
 tiltyhouse: Oh yeah, this is good content.
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun if you have enemies, maybe give it to them
jwholla: what are the odds wheeler got the bad pumpkin
  Sarah_Serinde: 
itsaysTRUENO: mulligan pumpkin
 e_bloc: all my life, I have aspired to be non-rotten
 ContingentCat: Are we roasting seeds this year?
 emilevitt: SHAW!
CrossXhunteR: hornet silksong?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilyUgliestCatWoofer-X-nbloO2vT7qw4aq
 Dog_of_Myth: @CrossXhunteR Correct
CrossXhunteR: @Dog_of_Myth sweet. i love hornet silksong
 ContingentCat: Then draw the rest of the owl
 MacbethSeemsSus: So it turns out it was a really good idea Wheeler didn't carve his partner
 big_blue_man: they are right in the garbage with the festering pumpkin
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 gualdhar: Has anyone thought about carving a gourd, or maybe a nice aubergine?
 Sethalidos: Step Three: Don't draw a horst
CrossXhunteR: every time i think angel is almost done with the scooping, she pulls out the gnarliest wad of pumpkin guts
 rosesmcgee: What are the odds Wheeler gets back with another rotten pumpkin?
 e_bloc: yeah can we carve some butternut squash
CrossXhunteR: @rosesmcgee it would be a great bit
 e_bloc: 100000%
 ArdCollider: I'm with Angel on turnips.
CrossXhunteR: little sugar pumpkin
 big_blue_man: this was all an excuse to draft the powered arena cube
 ArdCollider: he's gonna come back and drop a lecture on ancient Celtic jack-o-lantern situations
 emilevitt: its even mimikyu in color
 emilevitt: 
  Juliamon: Usually the one thing I struggle with during these streams is missing being able to do it myself and chewing on the raw pumpkin. Not this time.
 pleonasticTautology: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gourgeist_(Pokémon)
CrossXhunteR: we need an apron for angel's sleeves
 Shadowsoflife looks up from my switch while playing pokemon ZA. "What?"
 pleonasticTautology: for those wondering what pokémon
 tiltyhouse: I was planning to carve the legendary  halloween turnip face this year. https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lm0KFNvMDXI/YZXyv-z0rKI/AAAAAAAAsiU/YmU4GpaDXaQJirPLsevleGHzGCjFlkCywCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/carving-turnips.jpg
 iris_of_ether: Cori
Vindexrix: TOS
 e_bloc: 
 morteica: @pleonasticTautology You beat me to it lol
 pleonasticTautology: @morteica i use ddg so i just !bulba
 Sethalidos: @tiltyhouse Ian, why?
 RatherLargeToad: don’t want to have to raid the costume closet
Mai_Andra: turnip for what?
 pleonasticTautology: i feel like pumpkin carving needs those like. long surgical gloves
 pleonasticTautology: or dishwashing gloves
CrossXhunteR: @Mai_Andra +2
 Fruan: Call no pumpkin done until november 1st
 MacbethSeemsSus: I hope Wheeler returns with a comically small pumpkin
  Juliamon: I hope Wheeler comes back with a little Cinderella pumpkin (the white ones)
itsaysTRUENO: all the other kids with the pumped up kins
 e_bloc: I bet it's Heather
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 definenull: I know there's a bin under the table, but I would like to believe they're just dumping pumpkin goop on wheeler's chair
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 e_bloc:   
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 tiltyhouse: They are (office) dishwasher safe.
 DeM0nFiRe: Take them home, wash them, bring them back, then you can bring the clean tools home!
itsaysTRUENO: damn
 ContingentCat: Oh noo
 RebekahWSD: I shudder remembering the oily lego
 vinewood_og: "Cameron will remember this."
 DaxStrife: Oh wow I forgot about the oiled legos.
  Juliamon: oh...
itsaysTRUENO: Cursed Lipids
 e_bloc: so you have a super fancy bidet but you can't clean a bowl?
 Fruan: I miss the TEETH pumpkin. That was a good year.
 Shadowsoflife:  
 Sapphic_Shenanigans:  
 e_bloc: its still right two times a day
nyoomgoom: oh wide pumpkin would have been awesome for a big scary grin. too bad about the festering inside it
 ContingentCat:  
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nyoomgoom: a cured pumpkin will last longer than an uncured one
nyoomgoom: you can tell the difference cuz cured pumpkins are glossy while uncured are more matte
 morteica: Ok so weird thing. I used to live in FL and carved pumpkins could last months, but now I live in Chicago and our pumpkins last MAYBE a week.
CrossXhunteR: not lies
 big_blue_man: i wanted a peanut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I can't do rotten pumpkin tonight all, I'll hang around in chat and hope that my stomach agrees with me more
 Fruan: You could carve a real pumpkin, and then cast a mould of it, and make a non-rottable replica
 RealGamerCow: When I was in Nova Scotia, there was an excellent pumpkin tableau in front of a library. One of the scenes was the Nazgul hunting the hobbits.
  Juliamon: Yeah!! Teal pumpkins!!
ghyllnox: How did I not know Angel has a child
 RealGamerCow: We have a teal pumpkin! We no longer have trick or treaters but we still have it.
 Molladia: Great LRR Bakeoff? Wait what when where?
CrossXhunteR: like unicef, but not
 saucemaster5000: What does a Rotted Pumpkin tell people you are serving?
  Sarah_Serinde: Molladia During the last subathon
CrossXhunteR: anyone remember unicef commercials
 Molladia: @Sarah_Serinde I missed something
 RealGamerCow: Our town only does Trunk or Treat now
  Juliamon: saucemaster5000 c*mod was banned for this post*
  Sarah_Serinde: @Molladia It was some good chaos
 Strebenherz: @saucemaster5000 Tim Hortons
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon 
  Sarah_Serinde: I definitely get that Cori
nyoomgoom: this year i'm going non-food treats only, i should look into that one. teal is also just an awesome color
 Fruan: pumpkiphone
 pleonasticTautology: cori has the mic 5 experience
 Molladia: I'm sure Paul would care if you got Pumpkin on the microphone
 Proudboar: Haven't carved pumpkins in years. Definitely miss it somewhat.
 chrisvonclause: we have a teal pumpkin at my house and my wife gives away bouncy balls for kids with allergies
itsaysTRUENO: it's more of a silk album
 e_bloc: LRR is getting decimated
 big_blue_man: i finally got around to playing hollow knight right after silksong released, a little bit late on that one
CrossXhunteR: those are good hornet eyes
 RealGamerCow: 100% nostrils
 definenull: the pumpkins need to breathe
 DaxStrife: That's her name: Skong Pumpkin Nostrils.
 definenull: ooh!
  Sarah_Serinde: That didn't take too long
 definenull: that looks like a pretty pumpkin
nyoomgoom: what an aesthetically nice pumpkin omg
CrossXhunteR: that pumpkin looks so clean and not rotting
 e_bloc: thats a very healthly looking pumpkin
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That is an idyllic pumpkin
 definenull: its the canonical pumpkin
 big_blue_man: instructions unclear, came back with an eggplant
  Juliamon: Extremely picturesque
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: DESTROYED
CrossXhunteR: it's got a flat ass
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Strebenherz: EXPOSE THE PUBLIC IMAGE
letsbelgo: get him
 pleonasticTautology: that pumpkin is hank hill
 TheAinMAP: 
ghyllnox: 
 RealGamerCow: Angel exposing Wheeler's flaws once again
 definenull: that pumpkin got no cake 
 ContingentCat: Don't show it's shame
IslandersCaper: 
 VexPup: Traditionally was the first jackolantern made with a turnup
 iris_of_ether: It's perfectly normal and natural and has nothing to be ashamed of
  Sarah_Serinde: I do appreciate Angel
 Fruan: lenticular pumpkin
 the_walking: long back pumpkin
 WiJohn:   
 Proudboar: It was a cardboard cutout the entire time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Angel is great
nyoomgoom: extremely hard to find a pumpkin that doesn't have a flat side on account of growing on the ground and all
CrossXhunteR: cori, you are worrying me with this pipe
 RealGamerCow: does Beej have waivers?
 e_bloc: that looks dangerous
 iris_of_ether: Cori please be careful and don't phlebotomize yourself
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow If not then maybe that is something for future
 ContingentCat: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait LRR's divided Europe?
ghyllnox: And Beej is tired 
 e_bloc: when was the last time there was blood on stream
 RealGamerCow: as someone who is *accident prone*, I recognize an implement of danger
 Strebenherz: rotten two for two?
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MistyNimbleBaguetteAsianGlow--9dxT02RYPLosKsN
 Kentosaurus: something rotten in the state of pumpkin denmark
CrossXhunteR: good thing Paul operates the stream on a 5 second delay, in case of blood he can cut away
 tiltyhouse: That pipe is over 20 years old at this point and has yet to taste blood.
itsaysTRUENO: Diablo 4 unique drop Ian's Sharp Pipe
 iris_of_ether: Beef Report, understood
 CaptainSpam: Rich beef sausages.
 e_bloc: vaseline, anime, beef
 Fruan: He was the beef
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Where's the Beej
 Hangedman: His old catchphrase "Where's A Beef"
 adept_nekomancer: Beej and beef, only one letter apart
 ElektroTal: where's the beej!
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, get in there and investigate for pumpkin foaming
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wherefore art thou beef!
 TehAmelie: cut to Beej in a hospital bed receiving beef transfusion from a Gary Larson cow
 ContingentCat: Hi Ben
 tiltyhouse: Don Bluth was mostly concerened with were the cats were, and if it was aAmerica.
 pleonasticTautology: oh hi shivam
 IanAllenBird: : 3
  Sarah_Serinde: :3
 Shadowsoflife: :3
 iris_of_ether: :3
 pleonasticTautology: :3
itsaysTRUENO: :3
 ContingentCat: :3
 adept_nekomancer: Wait, when are we *not* distracted?
 tdapenguin: Does store.lrr.com now redirect to a beef livestock auction?
 Fruan: Wheeler just jingliing his keys for us
 definenull: "no this is a banana"
 ProcyonFlynn: What?  I thought it was a watermelon!
 DeM0nFiRe: Pumpkin, huh? In this economy?
 DaxStrife: "No it's ham."
 big_blue_man: "it's clearly a gourd, can't you read?"
septomin: world's largest and most orange grape
 mercano82: That’s why I prefer self-check
 NotCainNorAbel: oh, I thought this was the biggest orange I ever saw
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: I was at checkout and someone said "Wow, what are all those sodas for?" so I said "Drinking, mostly."
 definenull: OMG
itsaysTRUENO: human expression "interface with society"
 IanAllenBird: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: WAT
superdude097: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
 definenull: BOGO baby!
 big_blue_man: D:
 CaptainSpam: Congratulations!
 thraximore:   ͏
IslandersCaper: 
 tdapenguin: @adept_nekomancer I missed the question, could you please repeat it?
 e_bloc: you killed a pregnant pumpkin
 ContingentCat: Congratulations?
 e_bloc: !clip
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ghyllnox: 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoxyFragileReubenDeIlluminati-nohfJyPtaddwVNSu
IslandersCaper: Wheeler now has two pumpkins!
 TheAinMAP: 
 ContingentCat: The opposite of rotten
 CaptainSpam: Wait... that's not a heartbeat!  It's ticking!
 definenull: how does that actually happen?!?
 Strebenherz: 
 big_blue_man: wheeler performing a pumpkin c-section was not on my october bingo card
 electra310: You stick a little pumpkin into a big pumpkin
itsaysTRUENO: a pumpkin pie but the pattern on top is Loss
 pleonasticTautology: cross check?
ghyllnox: @contingentcat Something different was growing
 tdapenguin: Poke check?
 emilevitt: biollante!!!
 Kentosaurus: when a mommy pumpkin and daddy pumpkin love each other very much...
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableOpenTildeLitFam-ul88BCUZ_s0Eb_Xe
 emilevitt: my favorite kaiju 
 pleonasticTautology: hey cori do you have a url to your podcast?
 ContingentCat: 
 TehAmelie: the card game is strictly two players, i think. unless. . .
 e_bloc: unfortunately he was banned
 DaxStrife: "Collateral" was really good.
 LarkSachrosis: Or Manhunter
 morteica: When I was a little kid (like 3-5) I had the watch Godzilla every night in order to go to sleep.
 vinewood_og: Hell yeah Collateral
 e_bloc: I saw it in theaters...it was weird but not bad
 neisan2112: Oh I just rewatched Collateral last month, still a banger
XuriScratch: I was looking away for a minute did Wheeler's pumpkin have a smaller pumpkin in it?
 pleonasticTautology: for some reason collateral is like. the most wheeler answer to me
CrossXhunteR: hornet looking good
 DaxStrife: Tom Cruise being a psycho on purpose, instead of just being one in real life.
 adept_nekomancer: Okay, but what's your pumpkin's yaku?
 e_bloc: no  soap, radio
 tdapenguin: @XuriScratch Yep! @iris_of_ether made a clip, i think
 ArdCollider: I saw Collateral in the theater, in LA, and when the coyotes walk across the road, the lady behind me went: "--wolves!"
 iris_of_ether: A few of us did https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableOpenTildeLitFam-ul88BCUZ_s0Eb_Xe
CrossXhunteR: well paul, do i have the game for you
 tdapenguin:  thanks
ghyllnox: Did you think it was too easy? Then I have good news!
 ArdCollider: everyone in that theater probably lived in LA, where we have coyotes in the road. baffling.
 RebekahWSD: Loving Hades 2
 neisan2112: Wait aren't those folds she carved gonna get cut out? Or am I just looking at it wrong?
 definenull: RIP
 e_bloc: civ 7.  it's the opposite of a button mash game
nina_calico: talkin about these sequels to indie games and im just waiting for Timespinner 2
 Fruan: Pump 1, Steel 0
  Juliamon: neisan2112 I think they're just getting scraped, not removed
 pleonasticTautology: HAH
 big_blue_man: huh?
 ContingentCat: Lol
 RealGamerCow: those tools are the WORST
CrossXhunteR: when is the moonbase getting an electric mahjong table
  Juliamon: it should really not be legal for those tools to still be sold
 Cosmonautilis24: Yeah Matt's orange scoop assault
 RealGamerCow: you missed Matt making a hole in a pumpkin by stabbing it with a spoon
 calculated_uncertainties: 55
 iris_of_ether: I am glad to report that I've also pumpkin'ed this year https://imgur.com/a/wQ7VkgJ
CrossXhunteR: gourds off the vine makes me cry every time when rewatching avatar
 Zandivya: Cut them with baking powder
 RealGamerCow: Pumpkins keep VERY well.
ghyllnox: Consult your doctor 
 big_blue_man: not to be confused with cutting soda
 adept_nekomancer: @iris_of_ether A foam pumpkin for carving is such a good idea!
Wrexadecimal: facts 
letsbelgo: Wheeler spitting
 ContingentCat: It's a personal preference how wet you want your pumpkin wherler
 tiltyhouse: I appreciate that joke
letsbelgo: Seed is trash
 electra310: My early-November pie pumpkins are still fine at Christmas
 tdapenguin: @iris_of_ether delightful!
 iris_of_ether: @adept_nekomancer You definitely need a place to air it out, though. Smelled *strongly* of like esters and stuff 
Mai_Andra: damn, getting called out from across the room... (i liked gundam seed...)
CrossXhunteR: pls
 ContingentCat: That's not good soup
 hyralt: "Sour Cream of Pumpkin Soup" mmmm
CrossXhunteR: what is a canadian smarties like
 ContingentCat: Yeah smarties shots
 hyralt: Like M&Ms but better
 RealGamerCow: Take 5
 DiscordianTokkan: Coffee Crisp
 saucemaster5000: Not bad takes
CrossXhunteR: any fans of tootsie pops in the chat
 DaxStrife: Twizzlers, Snickers, Bottlecaps.
 iris_of_ether: Butterfinger. Airheads. Reeses. Starburst. Gobstoppers.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Anything Reese's, 3 Musketeers, and any of the flavored Tootsie Rolls
 big_blue_man: kit kats are top tier
CrossXhunteR: i'll fuck up a bucket of red vines
 adept_nekomancer: I'm the weirdo that actually likes Twix
 Hangedman: so many canadian chocolate bars sound inappropriate
 IanAllenBird: nooo
 morteica: Sour patch kids, air heads, starbursts
 saucemaster5000: I have lost my taste for reeses cups
 ContingentCat: Oh no!
 rosesmcgee: who brought toothpicks?
 VorlonScout: Our house is stocked up on full-size bars to hand out.
 TehAmelie: it's Battle Damage Hornet
 IanAllenBird: it's dynamic posing
 saucemaster5000: I make a tier list every years based on what candy runs out first (we get a lot of kids)
 definenull: ctrl-z! ctrl-z!
 big_blue_man: @VorlonScout same, except i might get no trick or treaters so those might just be for me
CrossXhunteR: oh, that's the needle on the left. not a leg
 ContingentCat: 
 Kentosaurus: pluto going to hell is actually  lore accurate
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, time to squeeze some brisket
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Cptasparagus: hey I use those gloves at work (in a lab).
IslandersCaper: making me hungry too
itsaysTRUENO: pumpkin full of melted cheese
 pleonasticTautology: i'm also hungry
 e_bloc: all labs are meat labs
 Cptasparagus: I grow cells that are found in meat! But mostly skin.
 pleonasticTautology: i have a funny dog park story
 saucemaster5000: It's unconsenting dog tinder
itsaysTRUENO: The Glove Waster
 MacbethSeemsSus: Next week: what happened to all our medical gloves?
 IanAllenBird: ; 3
 pleonasticTautology: i was visiting my best friend in meatspace for the first time in a town outside of minneapolish/st. paul. we went to a park on the mississippi to hang out and watch the sunset, and we sat on the riverback next to a dog park that was also on the riverbank. a dog *got in the water* and *swam around to us* to say hi. i asked the dog to go back into the park and it *did*
Tattybojangles69: "my job here is done"
 ContingentCat: Good job
Lirelent: hope there is tarp budget left for more gloves
 rosesmcgee: What really makes for an authentic pumpkin carving experience is the gentle bickering as you stab a gourd
 tdapenguin: Tarp budget problems all again @macbethseemssus
 tdapenguin: @pleonasticTautology Delightful!!!!!
 IanAllenBird: oh my cat knows the device that makes it
ghyllnox: It's a toy
 ContingentCat: No they understand, it's still fun
ghyllnox: Dawww
 CaptainCoriale: that is exactly how it works
 Strebenherz: That looks really nice!
 pleonasticTautology: CORI THAT WHIPS
 IanAllenBird: shaw!
 Dog_of_Myth: That's so good
 Strebenherz: THAT ROCKS CORI
itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler is doing a chat cosplay today
 tdapenguin: Yaaay
 adept_nekomancer: That is an excellent Hornet, Cori!
 hyralt: Yes, very good, Cori.  Setting the bar high for Angel and Wheeler.
 Strebenherz: MOKEY
 TheAinMAP: 
 DaxStrife: MONKE dot EXE
 ContingentCat:  
 Cosmonautilis24: 
 Shadowsoflife:  
 hyralt: Please, Angel.  The monkey was 11.
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, how's the punkin chunkin
  Juliamon: ButButTheJesus it's... been a time
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ButButTheJesus Wheeler's on second pumpkin
 thraximore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
CrossXhunteR: he's wearing a wire
 pleonasticTautology: i didn't hear what he said
ButButTheJesus: @juliamon oh I love a time
 SnackPak_: I have terrible news Wheeler
 definenull: look how happy the koffing is 
CrossXhunteR: what if coffing was like a hadoken
 MacbethSeemsSus: So smoke machine inside right?
itsaysTRUENO: fog machine inside the pumpkin
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 RatherLargeToad: The Orange Hornet
  Sarah_Serinde: Look there's a reason they haven't made an appearance in a long time
 Shadowsoflife: yes
CrossXhunteR: hornet and KPop demon hunters
  Juliamon: it's been quite awhile since the last Love Doctors
itsaysTRUENO: people REALLY like that bug
 Zandivya: It could be extra Hornet if she was slapping someone
 iris_of_ether: Wheeler no
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: yeah, I see it
 IanAllenBird: oh there's that horn attitude
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Wheeler... no.
 thraximore: [citation needed]
3 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
 Shadowsoflife: raiders o/
 definenull: I don't like how weezing looks so depressed in contrast to koffing
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
itsaysTRUENO: I can't imagine why the pokemon that farts would be depressed
 TehAmelie: IIRC they're supposed to be germs, but they themselves are also sick
CrossXhunteR: sexy frog?
 e_bloc: you're just cleopatronizing him
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 SnackPak_: the world needs sexy koffing more than ever
nevermore913: Why not both
ButButTheJesus: Oooo
 TehAmelie: maybe Koffing is just high with fever
CrossXhunteR: these tools yearn for human flesh
 darkcyril: @TehAmelie So he needs more... Miltank Bell?
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Now I'm going to google sexy koffing and I blame Benjaming_Wheeler.
Boon_33: 
 SquareDotCube: could be worse, Wheeler could be unintentionally cooking the pumpkin
itsaysTRUENO: is Hardship what you call your PC monitor?
 pleonasticTautology: aren't you the judge, wheeler?
 big_blue_man: yeah, wheeler's the judge, angel's the jury, cori's the executioner
 definenull: heck yeah jamie
 Strebenherz: crosseyed sexy koffing
Blasteg: remeber, measure twice!
 niccus: make it a cycloptic koffing
 RealGamerCow: It was determined that at least 20 kids of people I work with are going to be some sort of K Pop Demon Hunter character
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 iris_of_ether:  says git gud
AHyperOwl: or as hornet would say, you git gud
 corpocracy: SHAW
itsaysTRUENO: has anyone drilled holes and fed Christmas lights through?
superdude097: 
 definenull: :3
 IanAllenBird: ohoho
 adept_nekomancer: smol cat
 ContingentCat: Awww
itsaysTRUENO: merp meow
 tdapenguin: 
AHyperOwl: awwwwe
dacbruh: that's the tiniest face on the largest head I've ever seen 🐱
 definenull: its the high cheekbones and the general contempt
dacbruh: oh there will be more cat. I like more cats!
 ladyjessica: excellent
 DeM0nFiRe: Cats!
 iris_of_ether: Dawwww
 tdapenguin:  
 ContingentCat: Awww good fluffies
 WiJohn: Dang that's great!
nevermore913: Cute cats
CrossXhunteR: that one on the right is staring into my soul
AHyperOwl: KIBBIES
dacbruh: 
 RealGamerCow: those are very good cats
CrossXhunteR: we had a cat named sabrina. we learned a long while on that it wasn't a girl cat
 definenull: oh noo
 electra310: Samantha Mulder the cat!
 Shadowsoflife: I would name an Eevee fox
ButButTheJesus: So anyways I started burning
itsaysTRUENO: Pumpkin freak morelike
 ContingentCat: He's not wrong
 tdapenguin: Formal logic
 e_bloc: cori swap out with paul
 Dog_of_Myth: !hole
  LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
dacbruh: the headless horseman, you just don't make anything
 definenull: ah its the 'welp we're making scrambled eggs instead' strategy
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 big_blue_man: watch him
 MacbethSeemsSus: So as a result I burned the pumpkin
 RealGamerCow: ok now do hollow knight on the back
UtilityPunk: The relaxing ASMR of poking pumpkins is a great way to end the day
 iris_of_ether:  
 niccus: what do you have on hand to reattach the leg?
 e_bloc: cori's gonna be lit up if it takes long enough
 niccus: SEO working as expected!
ButButTheJesus: Paul did you ai search
itsaysTRUENO: I'm having a cider donut flavored hard cider
 definenull: o//
 RealGamerCow: "do I have a choice?" - Angel
letsbelgo: clap clap
 SnackPak_:   
 Strebenherz: 
dacbruh: 8/10
 big_blue_man: i really thought wheeler was just going to cough
 neisan2112: Oh wow, I just looked it up, and he's right.
dacbruh: 👏
 ContingentCat: O//
 Strebenherz:  
CrossXhunteR: what if wheezing walks into the corner of a table?
 definenull: its sooo wide 
aerohydra: this is starting to look more like a haunter
 iris_of_ether: And suddenly we're back to AO3dle again
CrossXhunteR: was deoxys in an egg?
 e_bloc: mister mime sure doesn't
 iris_of_ether: 
itsaysTRUENO: what is happening rn
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmn
 iris_of_ether: BEN NO
 Shadowsoflife: E G G
 RainyMint: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: WHEELER
letsbelgo: shuckle fuckles
 ghizmou: pokemon eggs obviously come from the grocery store
 RealGamerCow: buckle up shuckle-fuck
 Dog_of_Myth: 
dacbruh: wait are there chickens in the pokemon world.... do people eat pokemon?
Boon_33: 
 definenull: theres a very famous phrase with shuckle
 comrade_cards: Alexa: I have ordered Shuckle Breeding 9
letsbelgo: @dacbruh depends on the source material, but yes
 definenull: that is a very spicy take
 ContingentCat: Gasp
  Juliamon: dacbruh Poaching Slowpoke for their tails was a canon issue
 big_blue_man: he doesn't want to buy the game set in france
letsbelgo: arceus was dope as hell
dacbruh: @Juliamon D: not slowpoke!
 iris_of_ether: I'm not saying that I gave Adam, at a Commandfest, a polymer clay Shuckle with "DONT FUCKLE" painted on as knuckle tatts , but
itsaysTRUENO: does z-a have throw loops
 MrSarkhan: I'm a big fan of it so far.
 RatherLargeToad: battle system is baby’s first Xenoblade
 big_blue_man: @CrossXhunteR love the rando, don't know what happened but it just won't work for me anymore and i have to configure it again
 e_bloc: can't pokemon just be a fps
 RatherLargeToad: Mega Falinks is amazing
 emilevitt: i love my   starman  starmie
 niccus: oh like brittle stars
dacbruh: you know, I can see a bit of koffin in there
CrossXhunteR: @big_blue_man an update to the game itself might have changed values that the rando stuff looks for, so an update of that stuff would need to happen too. i personally need to set it back up again at some point
KingEnigma620: Playing through Z-A right now and honestly having a lot of fun so far. it’s a good time, but to each their own
 MacbethSeemsSus: From the top it looks shocked
 wedge_x: https://media1.tenor.com/m/RlQ6IiQSkNQAAAAd/starmie-mega-starmie.gif
 definenull: its koffing putting on a weezing costume
AutonomousTurtle: Wheeler is horny for mega starmie send tweet
CrossXhunteR: finally, a relatable pokemon
dacbruh: that pause
 definenull: that is a very long pause
asddsa28: hahaa
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pauses continue
dacbruh: hell yeah spite gaming
CrossXhunteR: doing things out of spite is always a good way to move through life
 RealGamerCow: I will give Nintendo credit, I missed my renewal by 2 days and I went to cancel and they said "Close enough"
 IanAllenBird: :3 :3
 e_bloc: same on all counts
KingEnigma620: SMRPG is my favorite game ever legit
dacbruh: idk crap about pumpkin carving but wouldn't it be easier to make the skull by doing that thing where you remove a bit of the surface
 Shadowsoflife:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow As opposed to Amazon where people trying to cancel crashed their site and literally they didn't care enough to put it back up
itsaysTRUENO: ninja gaiden 1, ninja gaiden 2.... crusin' usa
  Sarah_Serinde: Wasn't that Xbox?
CrossXhunteR: time to bust out the gamecube controller
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Might have been, I would believe either
CrossXhunteR: the HD remake sequestered to the Wii U, because nintendo hates you
KingEnigma620: You can remap the controls in the emulator I believe
 HadesLeprechaun: Cori could flex by making another thing on the other side, yeah?
 RealGamerCow: I'm sure Ian would have some sort of excuse for horizontal invert
nevermore913: Horizontal invert sounds awful
CrossXhunteR: like eating cigarettes
dacbruh: I thought you *smoke* koffins
 RealGamerCow: What Wheeler isn't telling you is that they taste like Yoko Taro.
 definenull: ooh koffing-shaped taro mochi might go hard
 Shadowsoflife: So I already do that
itsaysTRUENO: lol
CrossXhunteR: they all say their name
TruPhantomAngel: TECHNICALLY you can buy a GameCube controller through Nintendo for the Switch…but…
 Twilight_Spark: Your microwave loves you.
asddsa28: that tree it knows
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no my bread's conscious!
KingEnigma620: That’s true, yeah lol. I just gave in and got the GameCube controller for Switch, it’s pretty good
nevermore913: Plants
CrossXhunteR: this chandelier, it's a pokemon
 DeM0nFiRe: Ice cream
 tiltyhouse: CORI I was just typing that!
dacbruh: and you can store them in tiny balls. which makes you think, can you shove a person in a pokeball LuL
nevermore913: Water
CrossXhunteR: your dad? it's a pokemon
 wedge_x: @tiltyhouse 
 Digigoner: The sandcastle?
 DeM0nFiRe: Cori I need you to understand that doesnt make it better 
 Twilight_Spark: Driftloom just wants to carry you baby away
itsaysTRUENO: Landfills are protected nature parks for the trash pokemon. Keep polluting!
 Shadowsoflife: the pokeball
 SquareDotCube: turns them into flesh pancakes
asddsa28: drops them and just wachs
TruPhantomAngel: Technically there is a phone Pokemon…well…a Pokemon in a phone.
itsaysTRUENO: the pink bear that will hug you and break your bones
nevermore913: But it doesn't immediately eat them
KingEnigma620: Pokémon Lore is sneaky horrifying if you really read the dex entries lol
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 SquareDotCube: ball x pit
nevermore913: Breakout+ vampire survivors
 RealGamerCow: it makes Serge's brain go BRRRRR
 Shadowsoflife: @itsaysTRUENO bewear?
CrossXhunteR: the x is silent, because of course it is
 LordZarano: BAAL X PIT (the X is silent)
 LordZarano: *BALL
KingEnigma620: Absolum is the other game I’m diving into alongside Pokémon, really awesome game. Roguelite Beat Em Up, great music and hand drawn animated art style
itsaysTRUENO: misty fields are TOTALLY different than a dewy valley
 SquareDotCube: rip better
CrossXhunteR: it's a block buster
 putz12a: Arkanoid
 SquareDotCube: bananoid
nevermore913: Arkanoid
CrossXhunteR: anyone remember Shatter for the PS3
TruPhantomAngel: My partner loves Stardew, but like Angel, not my kind of game. I am interested in the follow up though.
 SquareDotCube: I mean, it's not wrong
ButButTheJesus: @crossxhunter I do!
 tiltyhouse: Oooh, the new lights can simulate a candle flickr.
 Sogheim: I like the idea of Stardew Valley when I try to play it, but then I start trying to minmax and the fun evaporates
 LarkSachrosis: "Giving up is a Powerful Thing" by Rise Against
CrossXhunteR: good vegeta voice
 raulghoulia: is Chris Sabbat in the studio?
itsaysTRUENO: the balls are inert
 knightWarrior82: honestly was really good
Justinthomasmm: please say mondo cool
 tiltyhouse: Vegeta's Speech was my favourite Colin Firth film
Justinthomasmm: thank you
 definenull: excuse?
 tdapenguin: @LarkSachrosis And immediately after it, play "Mary Ellen carter"
LaeliaTBR: odin talking to his chil,dren like "not now kitten"
 tiltyhouse: Kitty Kitten
itsaysTRUENO: My first cat was named None cuz I misread the form
 definenull: oh no D:
 tiltyhouse: Instead you got a cat named after the dead girlfriend from Ideon.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 IanAllenBird: jkl,mjiolmjn
letsbelgo: loolol
superdude097: 
 thraximore: 
 Strebenherz: wheelerplz
 LarkSachrosis: Good Joke Streamer
 TheMerricat: Yet.
 DeM0nFiRe: A Christmas Carol
 iris_of_ether: Me: "Wow, who's mentioning Ideon? ....okay yeah that tracks."
itsaysTRUENO: The Sopranos
 vinewood_og: 60 minutes
 Rourke9: one of my first times at my local lesbian bar they were playing The X Files. it ruled
 ghizmou: every canadians know vinyl cafe
itsaysTRUENO: The Cat Sitting In Darkness
 ArdCollider: Ratboy.
 LarkSachrosis: Krycek?
 DiscordianTokkan: A Sphynx cat named Skinner would be good
LaeliaTBR: my cat "the x file"
 TheMerricat: Fun fact, Morley Cigarettes weren't created for X-Files, they've been an established 'prop brand' since the black and white cinema era.
nyoomgoom: okay bees is an awesome cat name
 LarkSachrosis: Toombs!
 definenull: nice!
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
asddsa28: looks good
 IanAllenBird: 
 Strebenherz: that looks great
 ContingentCat: Niice
ButButTheJesus: cuuuute
 Rourke9: love it!!
 TheAinMAP: 
dacbruh: burn something in it so smoke comes out
itsaysTRUENO: dry ice
 RealGamerCow: just put a smoke bomb in it
 Rourke9: yeah I hate when I see Koffing in actual life
 Strebenherz: paul: none of y'all are allowed fire
 definenull: ooh dry ice is a good idea!
 Rourke9: perfect
asddsa28: its so happy
 HadesLeprechaun: it's not moldy, so that's a net positive!
dacbruh: that's a paddlin
nevermore913: Sunk a little as a treat
CrossXhunteR: happy birthday wheeler
 bo_brinkman: Did you know: While watching this you could also be watching "Friday Nights -- Politics" in another window, to get it to 1M views....
ghyllnox: On and off camera
dacbruh: LRR noir? 
 smertmonkey: good employee wheeler
CrossXhunteR: can i not say that
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ModernRoughHummingbirdHeyGirl-S37M6p0Xn6hCozWl
 definenull: HA
 SnackPak_: daaang
itsaysTRUENO: the Wheeler Parable
 definenull: she didn't *think* she won, she actually did
  Sarah_Serinde: I think so too 
 ghizmou: I distinctly remember angel winning
ghyllnox: 
 morteica: Angel 1 million % won
ButButTheJesus: what was in the lump?
 MacbethSeemsSus: RIP Lump 
ghyllnox: Woooooow
nevermore913: Villain turn
CrossXhunteR: if the authorities saw this pipe, you would be arrested immediately
 Larkonus: Oh man, Wheeler got his hit tweet printed onto a tshirt? (/j)
dacbruh: confidence over accuracy
 darkcyril: @ButButTheJesus Brains that were sorta rotten and insane if memory serves.
 morteica: Angel, I'm buying that baker's cookbook for my vegan friend for her birthday
ButButTheJesus: @darkcyril yum!
nevermore913: It's not like Heather uploaded it
CrossXhunteR: everyone, watch the mahjong soul subathon vod
 definenull: kitties!
 IanAllenBird: :3 :3
 RealGamerCow: I just finished the subathon mahjongg video today. you guys were *tired*
 TheAinMAP: 
 Rourke9: fire!!!
 definenull: SHAW
dacbruh: pretty sick
 SnackPak_: oooo
 tdapenguin: Nice!!!
 ghizmou: sweet
 IanAllenBird: oh damn
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Rourke9: looks amazing
CrossXhunteR: dope
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: rad
  Sarah_Serinde: That flame outline came out fantastic, Cori
 iris_of_ether:   
 RelwinEJ: Eera!
 HadesLeprechaun: Shaw!
 thraximore: SHAW
nevermore913: Damn cori that looks great
ghyllnox: I'm very relieved to be watching this through a camera and display
DoodlestheGreat: Very nice, Cori!
dacbruh: god darn heckin nice
ButButTheJesus: 
 tdapenguin: Delightful!!
 definenull: A
 SnackPak_: a
 IanAllenBird: : D
 Rourke9: a
CrossXhunteR: remember the 3 rules of light handling safety
 ShaneLeeAtk: A
dacbruh: koffing ate a lamp 
 knightWarrior82: looks so much better with light
 IanAllenBird: hehe
  Sarah_Serinde: so cute
 definenull: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
 RealGamerCow: very cute
 MacbethSeemsSus: Daww
nevermore913: Cute
 SnackPak_:   
 tdapenguin: Niiiice
 morteica: They all look awesome!
 TehAmelie: oooh
ButButTheJesus: KITTIES
 iris_of_ether: 
 tiltyhouse: Hot dang! Well done all!
dacbruh: such serious kitties!
 ghizmou: very cute
Boon_33: awww
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: very nice!
 Rourke9: that looks awesome
KWardJenx: These are all brilliant!
ghyllnox: Aww opening the pumpkin with the light made it look like they were opening their little eyes
 tdapenguin: 3-way tie, cannot handle the awesome
 tiltyhouse: 2019 - Now and Forever
 SnackPak_: good bit!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: spooky light failure
 IanAllenBird: whoa
dacbruh: omg an eclipse! 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyLongMochaYee-ibloApb2yN358niK
LaeliaTBR: oh......
 Shadowsoflife: ooooo
 ghizmou: so baby
 IanAllenBird: holy shit !
KWardJenx: OMG!!
dagoth__ur_: YYYYYEEEEEEAA
asddsa28: oooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MrSarkhan:   
Boon_33: o7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Woooo!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 SnackPak_:   
dagoth__ur_: Pog
superdude097: WOOOOAAAA!
 Rourke9: wow damn!!
 tdapenguin: 
 LarkSachrosis: OMG!
letsbelgo: HOLY SHIT
 RealGamerCow:   
 definenull: he helped birth it\
 morteica: Pumpkin!
Boon_33:   
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 
 ArdCollider:   
 Twilight_Spark: I don't have a mind
ghyllnox: gsgrfaraytrhtrwert3trgdsa
Boon_33: BELOPA!
ButButTheJesus:   
dagoth__ur_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
 Scy_Anide: It's a minor! He wasn't gonna cut it open.
 RealGamerCow: Saturn eating his son
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
dagoth__ur_: baby pumpkin wins??
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Boon_33: 🦀🦀🦀
nevermore913: It's our fault
 TehAmelie: is it a baby pumpkin? or a Halloween lantern fetus?
 jadielady: thanks y'all for the stream!
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join teacher Adam and student Nelson for a bout of fightymen. Game: Street Fighter 6) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (15:13 from now).
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah dave guskin
 Mechsican: wooo
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Fair or Unfair Dinkum?
dacbruh: do I need to have played the other 32 games to understand this one
 definenull: ooh that's a cute thumbnail
 Orestes290: Everyone remembers Expedition Tactics
dacbruh: hell yeah gambling
Mai_Andra: If they don't put the number in the title, then it doesn't count.  There are 4 Assassin's Creed games.
 TheAinMAP: 
KWardJenx: Wonderful carving on display. Thanks you!
 definenull: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 IanAllenBird: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 definenull: spectacular pumps
 Shadowsoflife: da bits
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MrSarkhan: 
dacbruh: 👋
 darkcyril: Perfect cut.
 darkcyril: No notes.
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
ButButTheJesus:  ew 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseIgnorantLlamaTF2John-g9EpyqD5KqJkRw9d
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