Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
DigitalSeahorse: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain. Pain is always in the box.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
NotCainNorAbel: here is an idea: let's stop opening the box tonight
Mazrae: Did the wandering monster come out of the box is that why theres pain
DigitalSeahorse: GLOD!
Daring_Apprentice: Despite the box, I hope everyone is doing alright and taking care of themselves / loved ones
Mazrae: !advice
LRRbot: Learn to enjoy the fruits of victory!
DeM0nFiRe: !secret
LRRbot: Is it secret? Is it safe!?
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote safe
LRRbot: Quote #8804: "This is so safe!" —Kathleen, about to start a leaf blower indoors [2023-11-15]
DigitalSeahorse: taking care of myself, sort of
DigitalSeahorse: I has pie
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote pie
LRRbot: Quote #7103: "Humble pie is still pie!" —James [2020-08-05]
Mazrae: Yay pie
Daring_Apprentice: @DigitalSeahorse tasty! What flavor?
DigitalSeahorse: pumpkin
ihlendrax: Reminds me that I need to grab my snsvk….
ihlendrax: snack, too
Mazrae: !next
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Manae: !next
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
LRRbot: Cure a dead man of his peanut allergy.
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DarkNacht: !findquote advice
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Daring_Apprentice: Should the stream title be different?
Sorator13: Yeah, stream title & category need updating
Juliamon: Probably, yeah
flatluigi: chillpoint-themed commander night, clearly
DigitalSeahorse:
Daring_Apprentice: haha that would be chill
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: paul should 100% put the opening shot in black and white
Daring_Apprentice: commander noir
e_bloc: me - someone who has never producedd anything in their life
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TheMerricat: Black and White Commander, does this mean they've invited Peter Molyneaux on stream?
Juliamon:
Yes, but he didn't respond 
TheMerricat:
Thank god. 
Diabore: @TheMerricat youd never guess but for some reason he didnt respond
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: I hope whoever is on tech prepped the intro well for this
MegaDosX: Trust in Paul
kristof162028: Hey friends
freshmaker__: Oh boy, I'm gonna have that song from Balck and White in my head now..
DigitalSeahorse:
LoadingReadyRun: Oops! Stream title should be correct now
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul.
Daring_Apprentice:
@LoadingReadyRun Looks great! 
DigitalSeahorse:
goooooooooooooo
definenull: Any time now...
freshmaker__: @TheMerricat thats the one!
DigitalSeahorse:
such a good song
e_bloc: but Paul, White comes before Black in WUBRG (10000% sarcastic)
MegaDosX: So I wonder if anyone's playing aristocrats tonight
definenull: Yeeees Paul!
freshmaker__: hell yeah!
TheMerricat:
Paul is god tech.
Kentosaurus: there is nothing wrong with your screen
r10pez10: any triad of fates fans in chat
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: oh right, it’s a Black/White deck night
e_bloc: never doubt paul
MegaDosX: Do not adjust your set
Redbassist: Newsreel vibes
CaptainSpam: Now that's a quality effect.
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
definenull: WHOAH
Fruan: Oh, it's a Special Feature stream?
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
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DigitalSeahorse: the curtains!
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing work Paul.
definenull: Paul keeps one-upping himself!
punderdome:
Daring_Apprentice: @r10pez10 Love that card's art!
MegaDosX: Curious what Paul will do on the eventual WUBRG FNPF
DigitalSeahorse:
blue?
e_bloc:
630 nailed it Paul
DigitalSeahorse: the non colours
MegaDosX: I mean, are any of the guilds good?
KaleidoscopeMind: they're very capitalist
Simriel: How could the MobBagChurch be evil?
e_bloc: wait Kathleen Dimir likes Orzhov?
Fruan: Lawful (derogatory)
Daring_Apprentice: the terror of monetarily incentivized religion
DeM0nFiRe:
GeorgePlaysMagic: Magic the gathering!!!
definenull: Orzhov is very straightforward
ProcyonFlynn:
LoanSharks - 
Sorator13: Noted chaos gremlin is not a fan of the Lawful guilds? Shocking!
plaidanddrpepper: Azoriuos would "well actually"
Juliamon: I would argue the Golgari are the most well-intended
adept_nekomancer: Lawful Greedy
Kentosaurus: oops all aristocrats
TheMerricat: Lifegain and reanimation GO!
EricTheOrange: like every black guild is bad except maybe golgari
MegaDosX: Teysa Karlov was my first Commander deck, so I'm all about this
HadesLeprechaun: so you're saying it's not gonna be a 3 game stream
e_bloc: growing up, Death Grasp was one of my favorite cards
Simriel: Selesnya is Not a Cult
Simriel: Just like desert bus
gloamsworn: orzhov best color pairing!
DigitalSeahorse:
Spades_Slicc: Doom Blade really half-assing it this matchup
TriforceDrummer: I got one today that said "Legend" and I like it
MegaDosX: Pingu SLD when?
KaleidoscopeMind: the noot noot step is a great button, not a good button
e_bloc: this week I just got a yellow buttonj that says "Legend"
RockPusher: A good NOOT is its own reward
stippledotter: Wouldn't the root of Pingu be Noot^Noot?
lirazel64: Last one I got said, "Legend". That was all. I don't feel comfy wearing it.
LarkSachrosis: Disrespect your surroundings, but respect you Magic collection.
NonchalantAvenger: Ben's transitions are immaculate!
NotCainNorAbel: "stream"
stippledotter: "Tomorrow, on a very *special* episode of LRR..."
e_bloc: this is really cool
Dog_of_Myth: WOOOOO
stippledotter: Ooooo
MegaDosX: Hype!
definenull: Heck yeah!
NotCainNorAbel: nice
NonchalantAvenger: MONEYYYYY
LesVox: Are they starting or did I miss it?
gloamsworn: booo ub sucks
TriforceDrummer: Oh Chris being on that is gonna be so much fun
BrowneePointz: I knew the Nickelodeon sets were gonna swing it
CaptainSpam: Literally ONE WEEK before DESERT BUS.
e_bloc: but wait, I'm not done being disappointed by Spiderman
DigitalSeahorse: eek
BrowneePointz: Mooney was set lead ye?
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: Then Perish
DeM0nFiRe: 🏜️ 🚌
r10pez10: that's our johnny
punderdome: avatar set’s gonna be so good
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EricTheOrange: THE Johnny Brick Feet?
stippledotter: Then the doorbending starts
LoadingReadyRun: unfortunately WotC doesn't follow the DB schedule
MegaDosX: Boxcars!
NonchalantAvenger: ben is not last
Diabore: box cared
NonchalantAvenger: finallly
definenull: curse broken!
CavemanKellen:
no mr.negative makes me sad 
LRRbot: MacCready, Lamplight Mayor [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse:
Fruan: I suspect Magic set releases are a major contributing factor to figuring out the DB start date
LarkSachrosis: Macready!
definenull: Ah classic orzhov archetype, little children
Diabore: wiki says chris was only on the wilds of eldraine ppr
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wrapscalion: I wish MacCready was a flipped card with his adult self on the otherside
DigitalSeahorse: it true, they're good at sneaking up on you
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
MegaDosX: Oh that's fantastic
r10pez10: !addquote (Alex) [Now] Children are the spookiest creatures.
LRRbot: New quote #9415: "Children are the spookiest creatures." —Alex [2025-10-24]
artdecosunburn: William James in "The Turn of the Screw" proved that little children are the epitome of horror.
LRRbot: Edgar, Charmed Groom [2WB] (back: Edgar Markov's Coffin) | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [4/4] | Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / When Edgar dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
e_bloc: ding dong ditch
MegaDosX:
Wow, Edgar again huh, how original 
NonchalantAvenger: serge i have flashbacks from the EDSC episode
LRRbot: Edgar Markov's Coffin (front: Edgar, Charmed Groom) | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white and black Vampire creature token with lifelink and put a bloodline counter on Edgar Markov's Coffin. Then if there are three or more bloodline counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.
raulghoulia: lol the last EDSC
DigitalSeahorse: return it as a casket with dirt under it from the hometown
LRRbot: Zahur, Glory's Past [WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [3/2] | Start your engines! / Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. Activate only once each turn. / Max speed — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
definenull: 3 turns is a long time in edh
WiJohn: He's got a fast car
FourTwo0ne: New hair, new Edgar, new Serge
BrowneePointz: Leonin Zombie!
e_bloc: checking Serge's deck for Kitchen Finks
BrowneePointz: he’s the heart of Old Amonkhet!
adept_nekomancer: Aristocats
MegaDosX: There had to be at least one lmao
definenull: Shocker
freshmaker__: aristo...cats?
NonchalantAvenger: i think UB is fav color id
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
NonchalantAvenger: WB*
MegaDosX: Oh this is interesting
Diabore: Alex "Cameron Lauder" Steacy
Sorator13: aristocats!
EricTheOrange: does paul still have the start your engines sound and graphic on board?
BrowneePointz: Daxos is a very good enchantment commander
wrapscalion: Experience counters. Fun!
DigitalSeahorse:
Wonderdoc: the 4 most terrifying beings
MegaDosX: Now did Serge remember to put basic lands in his deck this time?
e_bloc: from most to least scariest: children, ghosts, zombies, vampires
EricTheOrange: truly the greatest monster MAN
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
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Sapphic_Shenanigans: Urborg Alert!
Sorator13: hooray, urborg!
DeM0nFiRe: ermergerd!
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Urberg
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
kristof162028: im so sad i wanted someone to play minster negative. bc nothing is more horrifying than life swap in commander
Diabore: !decks
KaleidoscopeMind: are they werewolves?
DigitalSeahorse: gasp
lilmeaches: path of swampcestry
MegaDosX: Taps for white, black, or vantablack
MegaDosX:
Shots fired 
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: what a plain swamp
LRRbot: Talisman of Hierarchy [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Wonderdoc: but what if I dont want no scrub?
LRRbot: Voldaren Bloodcaster [1B] (back: Bloodbat Summoner) | Creature — Vampire Wizard [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a Blood token. / Whenever you create a Blood token, if you control five or more Blood tokens, transform this creature.
Sorator13: Almost
e_bloc: lets try that again
Diabore: serge you have 5 non vampires
EricTheOrange: Ben brought Blood to the potluck
Daring_Apprentice: It's Serge's blood now
LarkSachrosis: 100 Mile Blood
NonchalantAvenger: ben USED to hate blood.tokens
LRRbot: Zahur, Glory's Past [WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [3/2] | Start your engines! / Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. Activate only once each turn. / Max speed — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc: oh I just noticed the MothMan jersey is sweet
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
LoganAura: No rule of 3?
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
e_bloc: you can proliferate them
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: I only count four non-vampires in Serge's deck
e_bloc: or if you have one of those rare cards that removes counters from players, you can destroy their experiences
MegaDosX: Though I can see why he thought one of them is a vampire
Dog_of_Myth: Just Green and Black right now
LRRbot: Preacher of the Schism [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
e_bloc: !card Final Act
LRRbot: Final Act [4BB] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Destroy all creatures. / • Destroy all planeswalkers. / • Destroy all battles. / • Exile all graveyards. / • Each opponent loses all counters.
r10pez10: !card Conversion
LRRbot: Conversion [2WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay {W}{W}. / All Mountains are Plains.
r10pez10: best I can do
definenull: There's a weirdo white enchantment thst does that
MegaDosX: I think it'd be concerning to have one for Mountains or Plains given Valakut and Emeria (though Valakut is a bit more concerning)
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LRRbot: MacCready, Lamplight Mayor [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
e_bloc: I mean if you want all plains for yourself
Spades_Slicc: I'm only counting 4 non vampire creatures
MegaDosX: Raiders!
r10pez10: hi raiders
e_bloc: !card celestial dawn
LRRbot: Celestial Dawn [1WW] | Enchantment | Lands you control are Plains. / Nonland permanents you control are white. The same is true for spells you control and nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. / You may spend white mana as though it were mana of any color. You may spend other mana only as though it were colorless mana.
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KilrenKrae: weird question possibly: anyone know where ben got his mothman jersey???
KilrenKrae: id like one lol
LRRbot: Bartolomé del Presidio [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [2/1] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.
Veshnikard: Alex gets more speed from Ben losing life
PhorrestGaze: clap clap clap
MegaDosX:
Oh of course he nails that one and gets Bloodcaster wrong
tehfewl: Ben is canonically the best vampire player
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chaostreader: I’m also only counting 4 non-vampires.
LRRbot: Tainted Field | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.
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Daring_Apprentice: human Sorin should definitely count as a vampire
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Sorator13: Are you allowed to activate yourself on Twitch?
Wonderdoc: what was the first spell Alex cast? it didnt show up
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
e_bloc: the pinnacle of sadness
Spades_Slicc: And by plains you mean scrubland
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
go me
MegaDosX: Oh.
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
e_bloc: so busted
DigitalSeahorse:
Spades_Slicc: Is anyone running Sinkhole for that Urborg?
letsbelgo: someones mic is popping D ;
LoadingReadyRun: Is that first ability on Delney just more skulk?
DeM0nFiRe:
mcintyre_exe: 100&
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DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun Technically no because a 1/1 with skulk cannot be blocked by a 2/2
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
MegaDosX: Also nonbinary representation, which is always nice
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kristof162028: so kathleen I believe we r getting more wither/ -1 -1 counter support with the new lorwyn eclipsed would u agree?
freshmaker__: they fly now?
LRRbot: Wedding Announcement [2W] (back: Wedding Festivity) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put an invitation counter on this enchantment. If you attacked with two or more creatures this turn, draw a card. Otherwise, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Then if this enchantment has three or more invitation counters on it, transform it.
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e_bloc: I'm not going to look in the deck, but the flavor if he has wedding ring would be great
tehfewl: also that vampire is so cheesed they got an invite
Mustang_Redcloak: Acererak?
LRRbot: Wizened Mentor [1W] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a permanent that isn't a mana ability, you create a 1/1 white Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
kristof162028: ben u want the lost mine if u want to complete a dungeon
r10pez10: oh amonkhet zombies
Tai114: Since when does Serge rock the "Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic" hair
LRRbot: Witch-Blessed Meadow (front: Witch Enchanter) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
Sorator13: @Tai114 He's been trying Hair Stuff, I believe
e_bloc: I thought that was who did electric feel
DylPage: Which blessed meadow?
Spades_Slicc: Serge that's clearly a godless shrine
tehfewl: @DylPage Dis enchanter
Spades_Slicc: entered tapped
Sorator13: Mic 5!
LRRbot: Archon of Sun's Grace [2WW] | Creature — Archon [3/4] | Flying / Lifelink / Pegasus creatures you control have lifelink. / Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, create a 2/2 white Pegasus creature token with flying.
Virallurk: praise mic 5
Sorator13: tbf, White Green will likely be token heavy as well
A_Dub888: it’s not a shock, that’s a red card
r10pez10: don't read us
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Either that or +1/+1 counters
e_bloc:
tehfewl: ye
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm unreadable anyhow. 
Diabore: no experience counter
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
e_bloc: yeah nowadays you'd get a spirit and a black mana
kristof162028: u guys think orzhov is bad with tokens then u dont want to play selesnya commander night
Mustang_Redcloak: A 3 drop that doesn't instantly win the game? Is this boomer Magic?
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
kristof162028: hey ben just woundering but what set is ur commander from?
Sorator13: spirits? In the vampires section? How dare they
MegaDosX: !card delney
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
LRRbot: Wizened Mentor [1W] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a permanent that isn't a mana ability, you create a 1/1 white Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
tehfewl: wizended can block
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
MegaDosX: @tehfewl The 1/1s had skulk
A_Dub888: PlayGanjo
r10pez10: serge chuckle
LRRbot: Accursed Duneyard | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Regenerate target Shade, Skeleton, Specter, Spirit, Vampire, Wraith, or Zombie.
DigitalSeahorse: wat
tehfewl: @MegaDosX oh yeah the child
DigitalSeahorse: Serge CAN take it!
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Spades_Slicc: Has anyone else here got the double Sign in Blood kill (empty library + >2 life)?
plaidanddrpepper: signer in blooder
tehfewl: the Radiant one
Dog_of_Myth: Ambition's Cost
tehfewl: can't think of the name
Sorator13:
@Spades_Slicc <2, I think 
realbadatthis_: 3 sign 3 blood
e_bloc: necropotence is a 3 mana draw 3 in a sense
LoadingReadyRun: Sign in Blood doesn't technically specify *your* blood. The Vampires probably have other blood lying around
MegaDosX: !card ambition's cost
LRRbot: Ambition's Cost [3B] | Sorcery | You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
gloamsworn: treacherous greed draws 3
LRRbot: Unclaimed Territory | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.
gloamsworn: !card treacherous greed
LRRbot: Treacherous Greed [1WB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. / Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun That's why it lets you target player, instead of just saying "you"!
e_bloc: it's the best kind of aristocrats--the dead kind
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 If i was formating it as life < 2 rather than >2 life (read as less than 2 life)
DigitalSeahorse: lol I thought the same thing as Ben, Aristobats
LRRbot: Noxious Ghoul [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie enters, all non-Zombie creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Alex
tehfewl: !card painful truths
LRRbot: Painful Truths [2B] | Sorcery | Converge — You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
tehfewl: thats the one i was thinking of
vinewood_og: Zombie Aristocrats aka Oops All Boomers
sephyhallow: Told you that card would make you unpopular Alex!
Jaskro182: token Alex!
Jaskro182: you get a white zombie
DigitalSeahorse: Aristocrypts
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Jaskro182: YADEATH
Mustang_Redcloak:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Sorator13: rip
r10pez10: that's sick actually
gibbousm: SNERGE!
MegaDosX: Alex sure got a lot of attention lmao
chaostreader: doesn’t that zombie come in before the played zombie?
DigitalSeahorse:
sephyhallow: @DigitalSeahorse That might be the perfect name for this deck
e_bloc: I mean if you're gonna put a target on your back, you might as well kill a bunch of things first
vinewood_og: Thiccready
MegaDosX: @chaostreader Depends on if Serge responded to cast or the ability
Daring_Apprentice: full of business cards from crypto bros
DigitalSeahorse:
@sephyhallow 
Goombill: Isn't Daxos a Zombie? He wouldn't have died then.
Spades_Slicc: Macready IS canonically unkillable in game
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and d…
MegaDosX: Huh.
e_bloc: fifteen Rad-X you're savings for something but you always forget about
tehfewl: !card Daxos, the returned
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
chaostreader: Oh. Yes. Daxos shouldn’t be dead.
MegaDosX: Hilarious that the bot can't show it all
BrowneePointz: so Alex does that mean when MacCready dies he explodes into Bottle Caps like Sonic
e_bloc: correct me if I'm wrong, but they could never reprint this because the text wouldn't fit on the card, right
PhorrestGaze: he returns again
Jaskro182: @Goombill good catch
Spades_Slicc: MacCready cannot die, Bethesda does not allow child killing
r10pez10: i just realised the typeline is "enchant dead creature"
Drum0_0: Would delney give daxos 2 experience counters?
TheMerricat:
@Spades_Slicc But he's an adult in FO4. 
DigitalSeahorse: rebiddy
MegaDosX: It does say "when this enters"
TehAmelie: good ol extremely convoluted rules for graveyard creature interactions
gibbousm: Its an ETB effect
Spades_Slicc: I'm not very familiar with the physcial card, is it FO4 MacCready or the kid?
r10pez10: good ruling
DigitalSeahorse: my mind just went word salad
e_bloc: tl,dr; draw a card
CompleatedPinkie: I've played a lot of Bant enchantress decks in EDH, but now I kind of want to build an Enchantress deck with black in it...
Jaskro182:
card draw = win
tehfewl: Mentor is tapped tho
Spades_Slicc: I have a pen Alex : )
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
DrLigmaPhD: @CompleatedPinkie Anekthea, I think
MegaDosX: Boots with the bird
KaleidoscopeMind: boots with the bur(d)
DigitalSeahorse: a blank zombie
e_bloc: the boots with the feathers
Juliamon: (on the burrrd)
DigitalSeahorse: Flife
tehfewl: the boots
Sorator13: daaaaaa burds
r10pez10: the whole pod looking at her
TehAmelie: do you spell that Flyflink or Flifelink?
dougma: It is 5/6 as it can not be effected due to boots
DigitalSeahorse: that's still tapped is it not?
Jaskro182: good job!
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: One of my Friend Group has a Daxos deck and we CONSTANTLY forget he isn't an Enchantment
freshmaker__: mind stoning deez
Sorator13: @dougma It can't be targeted, but it can still be effected by non-targeted effects
Spades_Slicc: @dougma zombie debuff does not target
e_bloc: I think you need a James for that
dougma: @Sorator13 ah! ty
dougma: @Spades_Slicc and ty too
LRRbot: Damn [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. / Overload {2}{W}{W}
realbadatthis_: Don't they shrink from Alex's thing on the Vamp etb?
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DrLigmaPhD: Has any FNPF deck tried to win specifically via commander damage?
MegaDosX: Alex's thing triggers from zombies
MegaDosX: Not vampires
realbadatthis_: TY Dos
MegaDosX: De nada
r10pez10: trigger tracking heavy colour combo
Spades_Slicc: @DrLigmaPhD I think Wheeler on mono green night
BrowneePointz: Yes, there's been several Voltrony decks @DrLigmaPhD
MegaDosX: This board does have a lot of tricky things on it
MegaDosX: Now it has less!
r10pez10: monogreen was like a five-game night
DrLigmaPhD: Thanks Brownee and Spades, I couldn't recall
e_bloc: Mentor barely had a chance to dance
LoadingReadyRun: That Damn is Overloaded
MegaDosX: They got four in for mono-green, partially because Nelson assembled a game winning loop fairly quickly
MegaDosX: And green throwing haymakers can just end games besides that
LRRbot: Morlun, Devourer of Spiders [XBB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / Morlun enters with X +1/+1 counters on him. / When Morlun enters, he deals X damage to target opponent.
Kentosaurus: It's morlun time
YakkShakk221B: Morlun is here after eating So many spiders
MegaDosX:
Morbius Serge?
realbadatthis_: then serge Morl'd all over the place
kristof162028: alex did u sacrifice that token to ur commander ability bc if u did then u should have suveil 1 it scry 1
Daring_Apprentice: Spiders Georg would like a word
YakkShakk221B: Morlun is so full of spiders
BrowneePointz: What If Maga Traitor to Mortals...but better
LRRbot: Wedding Festivity (front: Wedding Announcement) | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Dog_of_Myth: @kristof162028 Serge caught it
e_bloc: the backside of that card is glorious
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
noSmokeFire: lmao. I tune it right on "suck"
letsbelgo: wedding invitation been doing work in my pioneer sidebaord forever
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Jaskro182: we love a good backside
Jaskro182: of a mdfc
MrSarkhan:
MegaDosX: Spiders Georg
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | This creature can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
BrowneePointz: I mean, he's part of an Interdimensional Vampire Family that feeds on Spider people....so maybe
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
MegaDosX: He's here to eat spiders
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
Oneiros96: Does the transformed Card counts towards devotion?
DrLigmaPhD: Carrion my wayward son
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: Praise the Sun (Titan)
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
r10pez10: hell yeah
MegaDosX: Hell yeah Sun Titan
DrLigmaPhD: @Oneiros96 I think they do. They count for MV
gibbousm: Sunny T
MegaDosX: That'd work even through shroud because an aura returning to the battlefield like that doesn't target
BrowneePointz:
I had someone try to say Sun Titan wouldn't be powerful in Modern(standard) Magic and I did a 
irl
MegaDosX: Also vigilance
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth: Sun Titan is still very good
Spades_Slicc: Titan isn't tapped
BrowneePointz: The thing is, the better 3 or less drops get...the better Sun Titan gets
Fruan: @BrowneePointz Sun Titan would be BETTER because 3 drops are CRACKED these days
PorpoisesUnknown: Dawned if he do, still damned
Fruan: @BrowneePointz Yes!
BrowneePointz: Sun Titan would still be VERY very good nowadays
e_bloc: TIL Sun Titan has vigilance
LRRbot: Sheltered by Ghosts [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink and ward {2}.
gloamsworn: but most games end before you would have the mana to play sun titan
tehfewl: 3 drops are pretty cracked now a days too
Saturn_Six: I still run Sun Titan in my reanimator deck. Its still insanely good, if not better than it was in 2011
Jaskro182: why does it have ward?
BrowneePointz: With Vivi Cauldron? Yes, but in more stable metagames no @gloamsworn
Jaskro182: it doesn’t need it lol
Jaskro182: cracked
LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: I wonder if Carrion Feeder was also a possibility there for the Sheltered by Ghosts
kristof162028: so alex have u thought about building ozhov zombie-crats edh deck for fun bc ur making me want to build one base off ur deck tonight
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Keeping Alex off a sac outlet might be relevant
gloamsworn: @BrowneePointz well before vivi red aggro would do it too early too, i think if we are waiting for a healthy slower standard meta we will be waiting for a while
Daring_Apprentice: Sheltered by Ghosts still resolves when the targeted creature is gone, right?
e_bloc: suddenly archenemy
LRRbot: Tomik, Wielder of Law [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/4] | Affinity for planeswalkers / Flying, vigilance / Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, that opponent loses 3 life and you draw a card.
Daring_Apprentice: Just want to check since I'm not super smart on this
BrowneePointz: He is Indeed a Big Gay Man! That's Ral's Husband!
BrowneePointz: he's Ral's Husband!
MegaDosX:
I think Ral is the only one who knows if he's big
e_bloc: could be your commander too
LRRbot: Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff [WB] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
r10pez10: fix the timeline
BrowneePointz: cori
Dog_of_Myth: Cori steel cutter
MrSarkhan: cori steel cutter
MegaDosX: Cori Steel Cutter
e_bloc: cori steel cutter
Diabore: steel cutter
Mustang_Redcloak: Cori-Steel Cutter
tehfewl: cori steel cutter
letsbelgo: cori
DrLigmaPhD: I see you've played Small Cop, Big Gay before
realbadatthis_: cozy steel cutter
MegaDosX: RIP
v_nome: @Daring_Apprentice The target that matters is the enchanted creature, as long as that is still there it resolves.
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drcthulu: the sadness phase doesn't use the stack
r10pez10: cori ander dickinson
tehfewl: does it cut cori-steel or is it a cutter made of cori-steel?
Daring_Apprentice: @v_nome Ok that makes sense, thank you!
BrowneePointz: Tomik is now Teysa's 2nd in command for the Orzhov
BrowneePointz: ergo, highest ranked LIVING Orzhov member
r10pez10: teysa died?
Spades_Slicc: @r10pez10 badly
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Like a year ago
Jaskro182: @BrowneePointz isn’t teysa not alive anymore.
LRRbot: MacCready, Lamplight Mayor [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
kalatash: What is Kath's non-Sun Titan creature?
MegaDosX: She's a ghost now
Juliamon: you know that whole murder at Karlov Manner thing
gloamsworn: @r10pez10 that was the murder of mkm
e_bloc: surely Ben has some way to create food in his deck
CommandZoe: "corrupt shirriff" is redundant
Juliamon: *Manor
definenull: Well but in the orzhov, aliveness doesn't really mean much
northos: it's okay, she's a ghost now
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Is Ravnica's top leadership increasingly defined by soap opera level who's dating who?
Diabore: @gloamsworn one of the murders of mkm, first was zegana iirc
Thadrin46: Teysa was A murder, not the first
r10pez10: wasn't she like six hundred years old
Jaskro182: I’m captivated
e_bloc: @CommandZoe it was changed in design. originaly it just said ACAB
BrowneePointz: yea Teysa was a couple hundred years old
BrowneePointz: cuz Ravnica Novels were wild
TheMerricat: Didn't she 'get better' or at least come back as a ghost?
BrowneePointz: Agrus Kos was like 180 or something during the first novels
Juliamon: she was from Agrus' time
Daring_Apprentice: Lotho, all shirriffs get eaten by Wormtongue
LoadingReadyRun: "Murder at Karlov Manor, eh? Who's getting murdered?" -Teysa, last words
BrowneePointz: I never wanna play it until it has new non-plagiarized art
MegaDosX: !card trouble in pairs
LRRbot: Trouble in Pairs [2WW] | Enchantment | If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. / Whenever an opponent attacks you with two or more creatures, draws their second card each turn, or casts their second spell each turn, you draw a card.
Thadrin46: Premiere land scrub in the format
Fruan: "Anytime your opponents do anything"
r10pez10: it's so unwieldy
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Spades_Slicc: Logger?
LRRbot: Plague Belcher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Beast [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, put two −1/−1 counters on target creature you control. / Whenever another Zombie you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
HadesLeprechaun: I like that the first line on Trouble in Pairs is basically flavor text
DrLigmaPhD: BURP
Diabore: just for clarity given he just cast a reanimate spell, zahur is in bin intentionally right?
gloamsworn: @HadesLeprechaun until it isnt and than its the most important text on the card
Jaskro182: MAX SPEED
LRRbot: Zul Ashur, Lich Lord [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / {T}: You may cast target Zombie creature card from your graveyard this turn.
letsbelgo: I frew up
MegaDosX: I have Zul Ashur in my Grimgrin deck
Diabore: you can flip the token
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul
KWardJenx: Paul! FTW
MegaDosX: And yeah, flip the token
BrowneePointz: Flavor Text All Star Zul Ashur
DrLigmaPhD: I like how max speed was the sound of the engine starting
Sorator13: yeah, I don't think that was the right sound
Sorator13: but that's okay
LoadingReadyRun: This is Battle Crooder Magic
BrowneePointz: Your and Elspeth's Boy
BrowneePointz: If we Return to Theros and Daxos is now no longer the High Priest Demigod of Heliod and is now High Priest Demigod of Elspeth I will pog irl
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Diabore: somewhere in dance of the deads text says +1/+1
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Thorough Investigation [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, venture into the dungeon.
BrowneePointz: look, as someone with a Greasefang deck as one of my commander go-to's, ya just gotta accept that Orzhov gonna have wonky mana lol
e_bloc: alternately, you just made a bunch of kids cops
BrowneePointz: Excuse you
BrowneePointz: these are obviously an adventuring party
BrowneePointz: he made a bunch of kids Tabletop Nerds @e_bloc
MegaDosX: I'm pretty sure you'd venture before drawing a card
e_bloc: fair point
MegaDosX: Since I think the sacrifice the clue is the cost on it
LoadingReadyRun: Hey Mad Mage, Trick or Treat!
Sorator13: yeah, venture happens first
MegaDosX: It's moot in this case but it'd be relevant for Phandelver
BrowneePointz: fun fact, the Mad Mage's name is Halaster Blackcloak
Sorator13: Ward 2 is surprisingly strong
Jaskro182: I hate ward dude
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Astarion, the Decadent [4WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Elf Rogue [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, choose one — / • Feed — Target opponent loses life equal to the amount of life they lost this turn. / • Friends — You gain life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.
Spades_Slicc: I think Ward is perfectly fine but Sheltered by Ghosts is egregious
LRRbot: War Room | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: no fighting in the War Room
DigitalSeahorse: he so yellow he got jaundice
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Beat me to it
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LRRbot: Asylum Visitor [1B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [3/1] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. / Madness {1}{B}
r10pez10: does war room work in formats with no commander
BrowneePointz: no
LRRbot: Champion of Dusk [3BB] | Creature — Vampire Knight [4/4] | When this creature enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Vampires you control.
MegaDosX: It would just be a colourless land
r10pez10: damn
Sorator13: I'm sure it's banned in non-commander formats
r10pez10: just like that mana rock that rolls the planar die
letsbelgo: @Sorator13 Its not, there is just no point to play it
Sorator13: @letsbelgo Huh, I'm surprised. Alright!
BrowneePointz: *references that Crapshot with Graham beating up kids*
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Sorator13:
Drum0_0:
Jaskro182: lolol
e_bloc: what just happend
MegaDosX: I think someone just did a Jedi mind trick
adept_nekomancer: Ben's powers of suggestion
DigitalSeahorse:
chaostreader: I think Ben bluffed a combat trick?
r10pez10: i blinked
e_bloc: commander is a hell of a drug
LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Spades_Slicc: Umm Serge one of those is an "Anthem"
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
r10pez10: how do i get 'feethook massacre" out of my head
Diabore: that immediately dies
MegaDosX: And it dies
e_bloc: for aproximately two seconds
BrowneePointz: he gave you cinderella and she immediately freakin DIES
LoadingReadyRun: "I'm Alive!"
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Solo_Support: oh
Dog_of_Myth: GARY
wrapscalion: gary?!
MegaDosX: These are the boardwipe colours
Diabore: blackjack
BrowneePointz: Kpop sensation 2ne1?
Sorator13: Woof
Spades_Slicc: If everyone plays Gary is it even unfair?
e_bloc: damn
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: @Spades_Slicc it's more when everyone plays Gary the game never ends
BrowneePointz: cuz everyone keep looping Garys lol
r10pez10: good thing white has no flicker effects
Spades_Slicc: Everyone plays gary and honor system no one loops
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and d…
r10pez10: +1/+1 and d...
Virallurk: i hope one of them is running all hallows eve
e_bloc:
shouldnt you have Dance of the Dead memorized by now
LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
r10pez10: filter out your deck
BrowneePointz: As someone who has to play against a Daxos deck a lot, 1 mana enchantments are scary
BrowneePointz: cuz they give RAPID Daxos triggers
DigitalSeahorse: spicy
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e_bloc: OG land tax looks so good
MegaDosX: How many counters is Kathleen up to now?
LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under an opponent's control this turn, create a Treasure token. Then if you control three or more Treasures, transform this enchantment.
BrowneePointz: "Oh Hi Mark" *blam!*
omdorastrix: OH! hai Mark
Sorator13: It's okay, Mark deserves it
e_bloc: good play
Jaskro182: YOU ARE TEARING MR APART LISA
DigitalSeahorse: I'm a Nintendo Sega Genesis kid
MegaDosX: And a pegasus token
BrowneePointz: the Fourth Awakens
e_bloc: so it's locked in from what it's created, right?
Sorator13: @Jaskro182 I do feel bad for Mister Apart
Diabore: hes just a little guy
Spades_Slicc: !card ethereal armor
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
Spades_Slicc: titan has first strike?
MegaDosX: Did Kathleen create her pegasus from the enchantment spirit token?
Drum0_0: Sun titan has first strike because of ethereal armor.
Diabore: it was unreasonable in that format
Jaskro182: @Sorator13 lolol ooops. ME APART
Diabore: draft format*
BrowneePointz: oh yea the Daxos tokens will trigger your Constellation stuff btw Kathleen.
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
Professor_Telos: Don't give them any ideas...
e_bloc: I was expecting CM Punk
ghizmou: and an extra xp
Crashzxs: Sad "pepsi-man" Robot
BrowneePointz: Yea, Daxos is a....wildly synergistic deck
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas.
MegaDosX: Oh hey there Cleetus
BrowneePointz: Got Dang Kleetus
Fruan: Some folks'l never hose a grave, and then again some folk'l
LRRbot: Edgar, Charmed Groom [2WB] (back: Edgar Markov's Coffin) | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [4/4] | Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / When Edgar dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Bloodchief's Thirst [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{B} / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.
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DigitalSeahorse:
kristof162028: serge sorrcey
DigitalSeahorse:
gloamsworn: i mean its orzhov night chances ar high someone is on aristocrats
kristof162028: serge bloodlord's thrist imst a instant
e_bloc: that's orhzov baby
MegaDosX: It's Ben's turn with the lifetotal
MrSarkhan: This is why I play red. None of this gaining life nonsense.
Sorator13: @kristof162028 He played it during his precombat main phase; it's fine
Diabore: @kristof162028 correct? he cast it main phase
50keyz: still is
eldencoffee: going to bed now and I guess I meet you in the morning guys
Mustang_Redcloak: Power creep is real
Sorator13: @eldencoffee have a good sleep!
LRRbot: Damn [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. / Overload {2}{W}{W}
Twilight_Spark: dam
MegaDosX: Damn is such a cool card
BrowneePointz: It's my favorite Split Card. Damn It//Damn Them
Diabore: serge would get so many zombies if he wrathed
definenull: Turns out orzhov has a lot of board wipes and removal huh
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
Drum0_0: Damn is old style, can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Zahur, Glory's Past [WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [3/2] | Start your engines! / Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. Activate only once each turn. / Max speed — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Wizened Mentor [1W] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a permanent that isn't a mana ability, you create a 1/1 white Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
DrLigmaPhD: Harsh Mentor got nicer when he died?
Jaskro182: didn’t want to get back noxious goul?
MegaDosX: Land Tax actually triggering this late in the game would be wild
MegaDosX: It's one of a couple of cards the bot can't show the full text for
e_bloc: I mean going from -1/-0 to +1/+1 is arguably less complicated
e_bloc: but yes
Mustang_Redcloak: Still less word count than Takklemaggot
EricTheOrange: well lets hope Jo didn't hear serge say that
Diabore: !card takklemaggot
LRRbot: Takklemaggot [2BB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a −0/−1 counter on that creature. / When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that this card could enchant. If the player does, return this card to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return this card to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura enchantment…
Dog_of_Myth: !card Takklemaggot
LRRbot: Takklemaggot [2BB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a −0/−1 counter on that creature. / When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that this card could enchant. If the player does, return this card to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return this card to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura enchantment…
MegaDosX: !card daxos the returned
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
e_bloc: wow, I forgot that card even existed
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
MegaDosX: Two more pegasi
Drum0_0: How big is the sun titan right now?
MegaDosX: Oh Sun Titan would gargantuan by now
MegaDosX: Would be rather
BrowneePointz: fun fact, since Pegasus is a proper noun, it's actually Pegasus...like moose....cuz greek is weird
BrowneePointz: although grammatically it WOULD be Pegasoi!
zombub: The last place I saw a Takklemaggot was in a judge’s tower
DrLigmaPhD: As I understand it from people who studied, Greek grammar is an act of violence
LRRbot: Unstoppable Slasher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Assassin [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up. / When this creature dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.
MegaDosX: Uhhhh
letsbelgo: yeaaahh
Sorator13: D:
Sorator13: rounded UP
Sorator13: it can kill
adept_nekomancer: But half of 1 rounded up is 1
letsbelgo: how is slasher thematic with children going trick or treating?
engineerbudy: its a kid in a jason costume
dacbruh: not only can it kill like that, but it also deals 2 damage!
Diabore: @letsbelgo its a costume
DrLigmaPhD: @letsbelgo Survival of the fittest
gloamsworn: the amount of times ive forgotten that slasher also does its 2 power of damage and gotten killed bc of my math
UnknownFriday: Half of one rounded up is one.
agentofsaruman69: also it still does combat damage, so it can kill that way lol
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
Mustang_Redcloak: Michael Myers was a slasher in childhood
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Quick, hide
Sorator13: @agentofsaruman69 good point!
Veraphage: children have so much energy they might as well be unstoppable
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
TabbyLavalamp: Isn't "Pegasus" actually a proper noun, so it would be Pegasuses just like it would be one James, two Jameses?
MegaDosX: lmao get got belgo
Jaskro182: did anyone see black Phone 2 yet?
Diabore: !card falkenrath aristocrat
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire Noble [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
agentofsaruman69: @TabbyLavalamp i think it's pegussy in the proper latin
Sorator13: @TabbyLavalamp If you're using it as a proper noun, yes. But in this case, it's probably not being used as a proper noun.
Spades_Slicc: Serge Falkenrath Aristocrat isn't legal
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX I dont know many murderous kids
50keyz: math IS for blockers
definenull: Dinger
DrLigmaPhD: (Curb Your Enthusiasm theme)
Sorator13: "can I block with two of these spirits?" *serge is calculating*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Jaskro182 Closest I can do is seeing a black iphone 2.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Falkenrath noble triggers for Serge.
Diabore: ben shot his wrath off early
drrek0: drain 2 from falkenranth?
Drum0_0: Sun titan is a 17/17 first strike, vigilance, lifelink, right now.
MegaDosX: Talisman incoming?
Sorator13: !card Secluded Courtyard
LRRbot: Secluded Courtyard | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a creature source of the chosen type.
LRRbot: Grim Servant [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to your devotion to black, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.
MegaDosX: Ben you're thinking Concealed Courtyard
Diabore: it is first strike though
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Drum0_0: sorry no lifelink, just 17/17 first strike, vigilance.
MegaDosX: It's a Blood Artist that flies
Diabore: cutthroat was all
TabbyLavalamp: I get all "it was a winged horse named Pegasus, 'Pegasus' isn't a species" until I remember that none of it was real so it doesn't matter.
Spades_Slicc: Where did sheltered by ghosts end up?
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc on big pegasus looks like
MegaDosX: Sheltered is on the pegasus printer
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MegaDosX Noble is older, so Blood Artist is Falkenrath Noble without flying.
Sorator13: @TabbyLavalamp well yeah, and also pegasus may be a species in *this* fictional setting. So yes.
LRRbot: Crippling Fear [2BB] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. Creatures that aren't of the chosen type get −3/−3 until end of turn.
e_bloc: rot hulk?
MegaDosX: Archon of Sun's Grace
50keyz: would regenerating trigger wizened mentor?
DigitalSeahorse:
Diabore: oh god does serge kill someone?
TabbyLavalamp: @Sorator13 Also, I do believe they're just hornless unicorns.
ghizmou: that s what a wish on the monkey paw entails
LRRbot: Ghoulish Procession [1B] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn.
adept_nekomancer: So what we've learned here is that kids don't tend to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Sorator13: @TabbyLavalamp Unicorns don't *typically* have wings!
e_bloc: little kids out here catching strays
Crashzxs:
the only finger on that monkey's paw is the middle one 
Diabore: !card zahur
LRRbot: Zahur, Glory's Past [WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [3/2] | Start your engines! / Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. Activate only once each turn. / Max speed — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Anguished Unmaking [1WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.
Diabore: one or more
MegaDosX: There we go
Sorator13:
jesus christ Serge
TabbyLavalamp: @Sorator13 *gasps in Twilight Sparkle*
MegaDosX: Also once per turn
e_bloc: unanguished making sounds much more pleasant
Diabore: mentor dies yeah?
Incognitolens: sandwich unmaking
a_Weakling: Alex hates kids
a_Weakling: just wipes them out
MegaDosX: Daxos lives
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge's Noble is a vampire, not a zombie.
MegaDosX: He's a zombie
Dog_of_Myth: Daxos lives
Diabore: @Dread_Pirate_Westley but is a 4/4
e_bloc: next halloween no one is going to Alex's house
GoblinPieromancer: Slasher comes back?
freshmaker__: slasher comes back right?
Diabore: !card wizened mentor
LRRbot: Wizened Mentor [1W] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a permanent that isn't a mana ability, you create a 1/1 white Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Slasher comes back stunned yeah
themost52: Slasher comes back with stun tokens
Sorator13: Slasher does come back, yes
TabbyLavalamp: But seriously, where it actually annoys me is that Crested Sunmare doesn't work with winged horses and horned horses.
Drum0_0:
MegaDosX: Makes it tricky to remove
engineerbudy: isnt it a zombie?
Sorator13: it's Unstoppable! Only slowable.
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: !card unstoppable slasher
LRRbot: Unstoppable Slasher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Assassin [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up. / When this creature dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.
vVv_Genocide: slasher is a zombie
MegaDosX: Oh it wouldn't have died at all
Sorator13: Oh heck, slasher *is* a zombie, lol
e_bloc: that too
MegaDosX: Ben your Slasher is a zombie lmao
letsbelgo: Slasher is a zombie ben
Sorator13: this is why you don't listen to chat!
realbadatthis_: board state check, does Alex have a sac outlet and a Sevinne's in the graveyard?
freshmaker__: omg yeah wow
letsbelgo: It doesn't die
engineerbudy: Slasher wouldnt die right? due to crippling fear
vVv_Genocide: it should not have gotten -3/-3.
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth:
vVv_Genocide: I didn’t die.
e_bloc: to be fair chat was right if they weren't so wrong
Sorator13: @realbadatthis_ Sevinne's is exiled as he already flashed it back, I believe
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: To be fair, this game has been complex
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Lots of moving parts
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e_bloc: did you know, Urborg is in play
realbadatthis_: @Sorator13 TY
Diabore: with a 1/1?
Diabore: oh wait its actually a zombie, nevermind
LoadingReadyRun: Black has a "unexpected Zombie" problem
Diabore: things you dont want to hear an hour and a half into a commander game
50keyz: serge tunnel-visioning on alex with those drains lol
50keyz: go for it!
Sorator13: Is Serge's blocker still a 3/3 after taking -3/-3? (genuine question)
Jaskro182: I like your deck Alex!
Sorator13: or was it a zombie
MegaDosX: Zombie
Diabore: @Sorator13 it was a zombie
Sorator13: gotcha, thanks
kalatash: I think he is focusing on Alex at the moment due to him causing all the things to die.
MegaDosX: Turn ten Sol Ring let's go
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Sorator13: yknow, sometimes I want an "alex mouth noises" soundboard
e_bloc: its a beautiful one
50keyz: @kalatash oh he doesnt have to justify it; its nice to see someone commit to the punishment lol
Dog_of_Myth: Just Saw in Half gary
TabbyLavalamp: I'd be too scared to have that in a deck to take to an LGS.
kristof162028: Hey Ben r u playing a meekstone in ur deck tonight?
50keyz:
Dog_of_Myth: Alex
Solo_Support:
MegaDosX: How big is that Sun Titan now?
Diabore: 15
MegaDosX: 15/15 lmaooo
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP
Sorator13: *ominous pause*
MegaDosX: Also Sun Titan has first strike
Diabore: 9 plus 6 ios 15
Sorator13: 15/15
Diabore: also it has first strike, blocks are never good
MegaDosX: (Vigilance)
MegaDosX: Kathleen's deck is just going off, love it
DigitalSeahorse:
oh no
definenull: PUPPER
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
Sorator13: Falkanrath Aristocrat Noble
Dog_of_Myth:
r10pez10: any awoo lovers in chat
MegaDosX:
DigitalSeahorse:
freshmaker__: and you can flicker to reset your stunned slasher if that occurs in the future.
Diabore: blink morlun?
e_bloc: Japanese Welsh Corgi?
freshmaker__: good answer good answer
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: o7 gg alex
Mustang_Redcloak: Does Slasher trigger twice?
Diabore: @Mustang_Redcloak no, ben doesnt have a delney in play
Mustang_Redcloak: Ah
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Anguished Unmaking [1WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.
definenull: how dare
Spades_Slicc: Serge in his homophobic era
Dog_of_Myth:
Boon_33:
Mustang_Redcloak: Serge's villian arc
Diabore: tomik is exiled for relevance
freshmaker__: in game in game
LRRbot: Susurian Voidborn [2B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Warp {B}
WiJohn: But he felt real bad about it
e_bloc: to be fair, he was very anguished about it
Clicklesly: Technically exiled, not killed ^^
drcthulu: very sus
Daring_Apprentice: cesarian
Barb4rian: I heard it too Alex
Sorator13: but was it a big death, or a little death?
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
Juliamon: su-su-sudioborn
BrowneePointz: in reference to Monoist stronghold Susur Secundus
TehAmelie: Suzy Vobie
adept_nekomancer: They cut him out of the void instead of having him emerge from the void naturally.
Diabore: thats taheeni
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: Susan?
freshmaker__: I love Yahenni. One of my favourite decks.
Sorator13: That was a great laugh, Ben. "Hehehehehe"
Diabore:
definenull: this is so much more punishing than propaganda
letsbelgo: reading is fundemental
Diabore: benjamin
Dog_of_Myth: Ben
Barb4rian:
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LoadingReadyRun: #suckthepegasus
definenull: paul no
adept_nekomancer: @LoadingReadyRun I was going to say "pegasuck" but I think that's even worse
DigitalSeahorse:
stippledotter: pauljamin
Spades_Slicc: Not directed at anyone in this stream or chat but: Homophobes can go suck a pegasus
Sorator13: Furries still going strong, I see
Daring_Apprentice: halloween: time for pegasus
Dog_of_Myth: Games got to end
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: pyrrhic as hell
Solo_Support: ->
Daring_Apprentice: !card pyrrhic victory
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DigitalSeahorse:
questionablchoices: i love all ofthem but yeah ben good job
Solo_Support: C
DigitalSeahorse: C
Diabore: thats not what yahenni does?
freshmaker__: yahenni only gains indestructible and gets counters if oponent's creatures die
mcintyre_exe: yahenni no counter here?
Krotash: Yahenni only gets counters when creatures opponents contorl die
LRRbot: Edgar Markov's Coffin (front: Edgar, Charmed Groom) | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white and black Vampire creature token with lifelink and put a bloodline counter on Edgar Markov's Coffin. Then if there are three or more bloodline counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.
r10pez10: C is for zombie, that's good enough for me
Solo_Support: Y?
DigitalSeahorse: Y
Diabore: is yahenni still a 4/4?
Solo_Support:
Checkerboard
Krotash: yahenni doesn't kill a 4/4 right
LRRbot: Astarion, the Decadent [4WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Elf Rogue [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, choose one — / • Feed — Target opponent loses life equal to the amount of life they lost this turn. / • Friends — You gain life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: sneaky
freshmaker__: yeah i thought losing edgar made yahenni smaller?
freshmaker__: but its fine
Mustang_Redcloak: GOTTEM
e_bloc: nice line
Solo_Support: Clap
Diabore: !card susrian void
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Solo_Support: Q
TheDevil_Risen:
Drum0_0: Yay!
Diabore: !card susurian void
LRRbot: Susurian Voidborn [2B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Warp {B}
stippledotter: Math!
Sorator13:
DigitalSeahorse:
yay
TheDevil_Risen: Serge confirmed preier vampire pilot of the format
Diabore: time for the 3 hour game
TheDevil_Risen: *premier
Solo_Support: Orzhov edgar better than mardu edgar confirmed
e_bloc: 15 life commander
BrowneePointz: Imagine Ben plays that deck with a Nelly Borca deck
Daring_Apprentice: fast banking
Barb4rian: we’ll play fast…*four hours later*
lirazel64: These hedge fund managers move swiftly.
Dog_of_Myth: Had to step away, who won the game chat?
letsbelgo: snerge
LRRbot: Vault of Champions | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
DigitalSeahorse:
lamina5432: need o go back and watch first, may have fallen asleep
RatherLargeToad: that’s why I always sleeve my commander in a different sleeve from the rest of the deck
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
Solo_Support: oh
freshmaker__: the 1 drop of all time
LRRbot: Lightless Evangel [1B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you sacrifice another creature or artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: not quite a serra ascendant
Mustang_Redcloak: The parents of those kids are so cool. they let them have a pet ocelot
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
LRRbot: Alseid of Life's Bounty [W] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph [1/1] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature or enchantment you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: Old Spice Fabio
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Solo_Support: EZ
LRRbot: Gatekeeper of Malakir [BB] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [2/2] | Kicker {B} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
TehAmelie: i wonder, would switching up the seating arrangement make game 2 more or less mentally taxing?
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
northos:
wow, Serge's swamps are now swamps!
freshmaker__: zahurborg
chaostreader: I hope Magic eventually prints the rest of that cycle.
LRRbot: Daxos the Returned [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you get an experience counter. / {1}{W}{B}: Create a white and black Spirit enchantment creature token. It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have."
RatherLargeToad: He has…returned
Spades_Slicc: How do you cast a mana
northos: @Spades_Slicc dark ritual?
LRRbot: Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff [WB] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
Spades_Slicc: high tide
LoadingReadyRun: I guess the "returned" bit is a bit of a Zombie giveaway
LRRbot: MacCready, Lamplight Mayor [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: could be art saturation
BrowneePointz: or foil
Solo_Support: The McGriddle
Boon_33: Ben blaming tech
LRRbot: Edgar, Charmed Groom [2WB] (back: Edgar Markov's Coffin) | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [4/4] | Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / When Edgar dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
Boon_33: serge, casting dramatically
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Summon: Yojimbo [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Samurai [5/5] | I — Exile target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures. / IV — Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of opponents who control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Vigilance
LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
LRRbot: Minas Tirith | Legendary Land | Minas Tirith enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you attacked with two or more creatures this turn.
northos: so it's EXTRA untapped
RatherLargeToad: together, they fight crime
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: Wow, again?
Lord_Hosk: If you proxy the card in a tournament it goes back to the Judge who created the proxy's control
Lord_Hosk: They become a legal player in the game
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
chaostreader: skulk and delneys ability
MegaDosX: This card does not spark joy apparently
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like "borrow a card from someone outside the game, they are the owner for any effects that reference owner" could be an Un card
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MegaDosX: I think technically you'd draw before surveiling but it's whatever
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Solo_Support: Do NOT look up Alex Steacy controversy
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Oh Archghoul of Thraben
MegaDosX: Synergy with the Augur too
chaostreader: !archghoul of thraben
BrowneePointz: speaking of Kindred on a scale of 1-10 how excited are yall for Lorwyn Eclipsed?
karmic_guide: Pardon, does mcgriddle drain serge a second time cause of delney?
BrowneePointz: also SPEAKING of Kindred Riftbound PPR!
MegaDosX: !card archghoul of thraben
LRRbot: Archghoul of Thraben [2B] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [3/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, look at the top card of your library. If it's a Zombie card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Oath of Kaya [1WB] | Legendary Enchantment | When Oath of Kaya enters, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Whenever an opponent attacks a planeswalker you control with one or more creatures, Oath of Kaya deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life.
stippledotter: @LoadingReadyRun "Card's owner loses the game." Card's owner playing Ticket to Ride, "well shucks"
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Oh man I remember this from when it was in Standard
LRRbot: Vault of the Archangel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A basic swamp, then.
LRRbot: Dusk // Dawn | Dusk [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. // Dawn [3WW] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Return all creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: !card zahur
LRRbot: Zahur, Glory's Past [WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [3/2] | Start your engines! / Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. Activate only once each turn. / Max speed — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Spades_Slicc: Slow is smooth smooth is fast
LRRbot: Edgar Markov's Coffin (front: Edgar, Charmed Groom) | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white and black Vampire creature token with lifelink and put a bloodline counter on Edgar Markov's Coffin. Then if there are three or more bloodline counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
MegaDosX: Since it's the cost to sac a creature to then surveil, I'm pretty sure that you'd resolve the Augur and other triggers from death before surveiling
LRRbot: Nullpriest of Oblivion [1B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {3}{B} / Lifelink / Menace / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Spades_Slicc: Guess who's back, back again//Noble's back, tell you friend (your friend is robespierre)
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
e_bloc: white and black certainly draw cards in different ways
LRRbot: Warren Soultrader [2B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin Wizard [3/3] | Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token.
EricTheOrange: is vampires more red black or white black?
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InfiniTokens: @EricTheOrange Both?
e_bloc: love that card so much. especially with gravecrawler
kristof162028: Ben i believe the correct word for Alex's strategy is zombie-crats.
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Juliamon: Different planes' vampire clans have different colour identities.
InfiniTokens: It looks like Alex is wearing the "Dead End" decor tape as suspenders.
InfiniTokens: That's nice nice, Ben!
InfiniTokens: *not nice
InfiniTokens: Ruined the joke
InfiniTokens: RUINED
LRRbot: Vault of Champions | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Dusk // Dawn | Dusk [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. // Dawn [3WW] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Return all creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff [WB] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Drana, Liberator of Malakir [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Ally [2/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Drana deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.
MegaDosX: It's kinda perfect for this deck
LRRbot: Bartolomé del Presidio [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [2/1] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.
EricTheOrange: EK catching strays on stuff he doesn't even edit
DigitalSeahorse: or the best shuffler
MegaDosX: RIP
Solo_Support:
InfiniTokens: 12? Where does one GET that many basics? They're so pricy.
RatherLargeToad: Two color decks, play more basics
MegaDosX: Never living that one down Serge
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Gravy T!
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Vengeful Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: I bet he comes out to the same entrance music
Xenguin47: "Wait... is that the Grave Titan's music!?"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex goes to speed 2.
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MrSarkhan:
MegaDosX: Oh yeah speed go up
Mustang_Redcloak: It's Kane!
BrowneePointz: "Let them Fight" Godzilla 2014
Lord_Hosk: ITS KANE!
MegaDosX: That's gotta be Kane!
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Temple of Silence | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: MacCready, Lamplight Mayor [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
Lord_Hosk: Did you hear that Sun Titan is the Mayor of a small town on Dominaria now?
BrowneePointz: Panharmonicon, what a card
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Serge.
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: A they/them causing mayhem
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: "take 3 in the name of the Lord"
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | This creature can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Battle of Hoover Dam [3W] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose NCR or Legion. / • NCR — At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. / • Legion — Whenever a creature you control dies, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
BrowneePointz: Hoover didn't Dam it the Beaver did
LRRbot: Sidisi, Regent of the Mire [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Snake Warlock [1/3] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature you control with mana value X other than Sidisi: Return target creature card with mana value X plus 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
DigitalSeahorse:
in response
BrowneePointz: oh unbirthing pod!
BrowneePointz: wait nope scratch that. i didn't say that stop
MegaDosX: Grave Titan gonna chokeslam Edgar
letsbelgo: no lords in this house
DigitalSeahorse:
GirlPainting: wait what? Ian is face blind?
EricTheOrange: Look Serge can't read, don't make fun of him for it
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz Rebirthing Pod?
Simonark: Being face blind just to Ian's face would be a very niche ailment.
DarkNacht: Some people are good at outing Ian as being face blind
EricTheOrange: @GirlPainting not medically but he has an issue with remembering celebrities
GirlPainting: ah ok
GirlPainting: interresting
LRRbot: Sheltered by Ghosts [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink and ward {2}.
Mustang_Redcloak:
InfiniTokens: @BrowneePointz How does that work logistically?
GirlPainting: InfiniTokens don´t evan worry about it
MegaDosX: Just don't do pro white
a_Weakling: Though pro white knocks of auras
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It gives pro-black every turn.
letsbelgo: Do pro white for that laffs
MegaDosX: Yeah it's bananas
a_ghost_avian: Multiformat Allstar
MegaDosX: Sun Titan is such a card
shoktile: Yahenni should have 2 more counters right, from Alex's zombie sacs?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kathleen was at 2 XP at start of turn.
a_ghost_avian: the blue enchantress with flash? Cracked. its the Power 10 now
LRRbot: The Battle of Bywater [1WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. Then create a Food token for each creature you control.
Simonark: I don't know what's going on, but Kathleen was so polite to us I think we should agree with her.
LRRbot: Anguished Unmaking [1WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.
DigitalSeahorse:
do something!
MegaDosX: Life is a resource!
MegaDosX: Do the funny thing Ben
LRRbot: Jacked Rabbit [X1W] | Creature — Rabbit Warrior [1/2] | Ravenous / Whenever this creature attacks, create a number of 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens equal to this creature's power.
MegaDosX: Chungus!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That rabbit's yoked out of his mind
InfiniTokens: You pronounced it wrong. It's "WABBIT."
MegaDosX: Oh my god
MegaDosX: And another treasure
MegaDosX: One mana and like fifty bucks
InfiniTokens: True, it's near Halloween, the food must be candy.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: lol
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Nelson had a deck designed to do it one FNPF years ago
MegaDosX: It was a Selvala deck
Spades_Slicc: !card witch's cot
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land — Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
MegaDosX: He sat up
DigitalSeahorse: an Aristocript
LRRbot: Archon of Sun's Grace [2WW] | Creature — Archon [3/4] | Flying / Lifelink / Pegasus creatures you control have lifelink. / Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, create a 2/2 white Pegasus creature token with flying.
DigitalSeahorse: aristocrypt*
LRRbot: Nyxborn Unicorn [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Bestow {3}{W} / Mentor / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has mentor.
MegaDosX: All of you are getting reruns this game
Daring_Apprentice: The horror of unicorns and pegasi
Spades_Slicc: Kathleen has assembled an Alicorn
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: The rabbit's on that cycle
DigitalSeahorse:
he pumps vitamin iron
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Simonark: Is that the only rabbit in Ben's deck? The children are a little young for a hare transplant.
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: The rabbits, they're multiplying
zagman505: the deathtouch + lifelink was temporary right?
LRRbot: Veinwitch Coven [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/3] | Menace / Whenever you gain life, you may pay {B}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: That Vein Coven
frozenphoenix7: One must question how the actions of cats leads to more rabbits.....
BrowneePointz: wait
MegaDosX: @zagman505 Yeah it's until end of turn
BrowneePointz: Vein That Coven
LRRbot: Drana, Liberator of Malakir [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Ally [2/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Drana deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse:
nuuuu
AMuseOfFirebane: @MegaDosX and he's losing control? 🎵
LRRbot: Corpse Harvester [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a Zombie card and a Swamp card, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: they announced Spirit Christmas this week right?
LRRbot: Vile Entomber [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Simonark: Spirit Arbor Day gets closer by the day.
MegaDosX: Hmm.
AMuseOfFirebane: I'm watching paint dry on my costume rn
ImmortalLen: Don't you have a whole Spirt of Halloween in the prop closet?
DigitalSeahorse:
silly rabbit, trick or treat is for kids
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | This creature can't block. / You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
BrowneePointz: She's a Big/Big
BrowneePointz: wait yahenni might have been They/Them
MegaDosX: Yahenni is they/them
frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePointz Was indeed
BrowneePointz: it's been SO long since I read those stories
zagman505: only a true pro could have seen that line
frozenphoenix7: Grave Titan does have deathtouch though sooo
Simonark: Is Yahenni indestructible at the moment?
Daring_Apprentice: It's been almost a decade since Aether Revolt
InfiniTokens: So is anyone here dressing up for Halloween? If so, as what?
LRRbot: Summon: Knights of Round [6WW] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. / V — Ultimate End — Other creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Put an indestructible counter on each of them. / Indestructible
AMuseOfFirebane: @InfiniTokens I'm bringing my undead mad scientist out of retirement!
MegaDosX: Many tokens
chaostreader: did Yahenni get a counter for the Titan dying?
gsyhiap: Going all knight
DigitalSeahorse:
dats big!
frozenphoenix7: +2 Alex
MegaDosX: It's that Benalia saga but powercrept
EricTheOrange: everyone take a minuet to let the animation play out
AMuseOfFirebane: @InfiniTokens You?
Simonark: So, Knights, huh?
Mustang_Redcloak: Thordan is back
LRRbot: Fetid Heath | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {W/B}, {T}: Add {W}{W}, {W}{B}, or {B}{B}.
DigitalSeahorse: it must have wished on an unplugged wishing fortune machine
MegaDosX: Damnit Heath, take a shower
InfiniTokens: @AMuseOfFirebane No parties going on around here that would give me the excuse, or I would!
AMuseOfFirebane: @InfiniTokens Bummer!
LoadingReadyRun:
With B/W being the colors of board wipes and lifelink, I guess we shouldn't be surprised that these games are going long 
lamina5432: alex sitting there half equal
LoadingReadyRun: death by little pointy teeth!
InfiniTokens: As Jim would say "It's Getting Late..."
rosesmcgee: "game's gotta end" Alex dies, game continues for another hour
DigitalSeahorse:
NO!
TabbyLavalamp: Not a fan of the same player going out first both games.
MegaDosX: This is why you never look
lamina5432: the last edsc look at the top card was magic though
DigitalSeahorse:
@TabbyLavalamp 
same
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
definenull: snorse!
letsbelgo: snorse
Kaaosa: @TabbyLavalamp sometimes it just be that way
MegaDosX: The snorse that bobs wrong!
DigitalSeahorse: snorse!
DigitalSeahorse: snek horse
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
doubleo21: yay, the snorse that Bob’s wrong!
Simonark: Take THAT, linear time.
MegaDosX: Ocelot Pride, everyone
LRRbot: Bloodline Keeper [2BB] (back: Lord of Lineage) | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying / {T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying. / {B}: Transform this creature. Activate only if you control five or more Vampires.
LoadingReadyRun: The Aristocrats deck tends to have a target on it because they damage all the opponents at once
frozenphoenix7: Awkwardly, the buffs means Serge's folks can no longer block the small dudes.
LRRbot: Lord of Lineage (front: Bloodline Keeper) | Creature — Vampire [5/5] | Flying / Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+2. / {T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying.
LoadingReadyRun: Vampire killed by hordes of bunnies is pretty great
InfiniTokens:
If you put something on the battlefield that said "Vampire count" with a die on it, then the opponent doesn't need to keep asking. 
DigitalSeahorse: Vampire: "Run away!"
Simonark: That's in the second half of the game when the celery stalks at midnight?
calculated_uncertainties:
50
DigitalSeahorse: bnuy is more vicious than vamps
DigitalSeahorse:
poopoop
Simonark: There have been almost four feature films about how terrifying bunnies are, and to my knowledge, none about vampires.
Spades_Slicc: @Simonark Bunnicula slander?
niccus: are there any vampire counts in magic?
Simonark: More "Spooptacular" than terrifying.
calculated_uncertainties: @Spades_Slicc Did they do a movie, though?
LRRbot: Kor Spiritdancer [1W] | Creature — Kor Wizard [0/2] | This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it. / Whenever you cast an Aura spell, you may draw a card.
Spades_Slicc: @calculated_uncertainties Yes in 1982
InfiniTokens: "I don't know what that does" -Me, every game.
DigitalSeahorse:
so many bnuy
calculated_uncertainties: @Spades_Slicc Well damn, I did not know that.
frozenphoenix7: You had 5 Treasures + Felwar Stone up
LRRbot: Hoard Robber [1B] | Creature — Tiefling Rogue [1/3] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
lamina5432: snorse has a bad attitude
LRRbot: Preacher of the Schism [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Simonark: Anyone who can ride the bronco got kicked out of Little Lamplight ages ago.
niccus: two-three kids can saddle a snorse, got it
Spades_Slicc: Anyone running the tundy junkers wrath that only hits little guys?
InfiniTokens: Recognize "Mad World" despite the high pitch
frozenphoenix7: Ocelot Pride trigger?
Balaur1135: @InfiniTokens Mad World would also make an interesting card name and suggest a mechanic
InfiniTokens: @Balaur1135 Would it have a madness cost?
Balaur1135: I'm sure that has to be in there.
DigitalSeahorse:
Balaur1135: Random, dreams as a concept, death as a function, and madness.
lamina5432: fashionable a half hour late
LRRbot: Celestial Archon [3WW] | Enchantment Creature — Archon [4/4] | Bestow {5}{W}{W} / Flying, first strike / Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying and first strike.
TehAmelie: Quadrasus?
LoadingReadyRun: knights vs rabbits, this is just Holy Grail
Zulghinlour: Math is for blockers
zagman505: ggs
Boon_33:
CrossXhunteR: i just tuned in wondering how y'all were still going. i see now
Balaur1135: "What if we all played Aristrocrats"
InfiniTokens: So who of you is going immediately to sleep because you need beauty sleep before Riftbound?
DigitalSeahorse:
UnknownFriday: Have we heard anything about a release date for the Dragon Shield Ravnica Guild Sleeves?
lamina5432: will be a good watch
KWardJenx: This has been a great week of LRR content
eggx16: someone ask serge why hes so handsome
xantos69:
50 Bits
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sephyhallow: JUST ALL YELL AT ONCE
lamina5432: gnight
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for this great steam. CAn't wait for tomorrow
MyrddintheWizard: Thanks for the stream!
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