Grooms & Geists Part 2 || Dice Friends

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 bytecaster: "That other event"
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 Mr_Bitterness: Bus is coming!
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 CaptainSpam: Well, they didn't have a full Party Pack last year.
 gibbousm: The packing will continue until the party improves
Zarnotox: Is this stream a lot of variety games always? It's the first time I came here
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 Mr_Bitterness: Have Dave call in to the stream
  Juliamon: Zarnotox LRR is a variety streaming group, so yes
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 Dog_of_Myth: @Zarnotox LRR does a bunch of different streams
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Smirking_Bear: Let's nope silent hill f sounds about right lol considering it's silent hill
 LordZarano: ƒun
 SnackPak_: o7 nightmare
 CaptainSpam: The blaggole will live on in our hearts forever.
 Mr_Bitterness: Nightmare! The Blaghole!
 kumatsu: Ben comissioned a whole new VHS to see it off
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Mai_Andra: A live-action recreation of Daymare?
 Bruceski: Ben, the Betrayer
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 SnackPak_: hold the line, Wheeler
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Smirking_Bear: Better late then never
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 idontgetmyrealname: oh good, I don't even need to load up some other video in the mean time
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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PharaohBender27: Ow WOW
PharaohBender27: *Oh
PharaohBender27: I had somehow missed that Hansel is a werewolf
 Sarah: oh yeah they mentioned it when he was first introduced, but I don't think it came up after that
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PharaohBender27: Wrong stream, LRRbot 😛
 Sarah: unfortunately the automatic posts just happen everywhere LRRbot is active
 Sarah: hence the occasional posts about clips
PharaohBender27: XD
PharaohBender27: XD
 SmithKurosaki: Yea I asked about the possibility to separate that based on platform, don't think it's possible
 TehAmelie: no spoilers, youtubers!
 LordZarano: In the mean time, play a zero hour game as the clocks change in Europe https://itch.io/jam/zero-hour-game-jam-2025
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ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
  Juliamon: 
 definenull: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 spo8n: 
 Bruceski: We're back, refresh yonder stream if need be
 ladyjessica: and back
 TehAmelie: we're back! or starting!
 e_bloc:    
 NorthstarTex:    
 ShaneLeeAtk: Fancy seeing you here!
 PharaohBender27: There's no music right now, correct?
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 TehAmelie: no sound
 Molladia: @PharaohBender27 only in your head
 Molladia: Choose your own earworm
 e_bloc: tis silent
 spo8n: the music sounds like my ceiling fan
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 lirazel64: Six plus years of excellent nonsense.
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 Shadowsoflife: @Molladia it's in your head, in your head, zombies, zombies
 definenull: *boopa scoopa intensifies*
 e_bloc: personally I have 'love is alright tonight' by rick springfield in my head
 Molladia: all I've got is rain and purring
 Molladia: @Shadowsoflife yup that'll do it, thanks
 definenull: bwaaa
  Juliamon: oh, loud
 Naarius: Oh hello music
 PharaohBender27: Sudden music!
Smirking_Bear: Nonsense  is the only sense that makes sense
 vinewood_og: 
 Shadowsoflife: @Molladia o7 welcome
 SnackPak_: thanks for starting the stream late so I could finish dinner 
PharaohBender27: Insert Cameron quote about houserules
Trent Kennedy: I support that. People should do fun things because they are fun.
Haights: "Rules lawyers, consider yourself disbarred"
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
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 SmithKurosaki: The Twitch stream just went up, as a heads up for clippers
PharaohBender27: OK, Twitch version is starting soon, so I'll move over to there. FAKE EDIT: SmithKurosaki beat me to it. I promise not to give any spoilers.
 SmithKurosaki: Sarah will know what to do if you do :P
 PharaohBender27: 
Smirking_Bear: Is everything fine though?
 Shadowsoflife: yup
 TehAmelie: hi again
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NotCainNorAbel: You may remember me from such streams as the last one
 e_bloc: oh hey it's office Graham
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_:  lets go
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 e_bloc: I have a feeling bophades dice friend streams are going to be great
 idontgetmyrealname: Graham: Enjoy the show, I'm late for dinner
 definenull: this intro slaps every time
 PharaohBender27: Oh no Monocles is still damp
 SnackPak_: that art of monocles looks so sad
  Sarah_Serinde: poor bedraggled kitty
 PharaohBender27: Also they gave Chooha a whistle!
 Proudboar: Hanweir: Soon to be Amalgamated AND Incorporated!
 glitched_goddess: "The good people(?) of Hanweir." "Oh, I thought they were nice and good!" "That's not what the question mark was for."
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @Proudboar and Sanitised as soon as they get enough bricks and the schematics to build(?) them
 PharaohBender27:  
Trent Kennedy: That's got to be a clip right there.
 Proudboar: Liesel's fueling up on moon diesel
 Proudboar: At least, I have to imagine that's what they call booze on innistrad
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenuousOriginalSharkTooSpicy-HUOujGpin_b-DCo2
 PharaohBender27: Based on my *limited* knowledge of Innistrad, it's essentially 17th century northern Germany but even worse and the cause of malaise is supernatural stuff instead of plague outbreaks and sectarian wars.
  Juliamon: close, it's supernatural stuff *in addition to* plague outbreaks and sectarian wars
 Proudboar: Look, if you get enough people to invest money in you, they each have incentives to make you succeed to get your money back
 glitched_goddess: it's called a spikeshell harrier, tyvm
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Hoo boy!
 Proudboar: Debt is good, obviously.
 Proudboar: Their money back, rather
 SnackPak_: we got there 
  Juliamon: and some interactions therein (supernaturally-derived sects, plague-riddled supernatural critters)
 questionablchoices: michelle is soooo good
 Proudboar: Therefore - Borrow money from as many people as possible, and then pit them against one another
 PharaohBender27: I had legit missed that Hansel was a werewolf last episode
 Proudboar: Also - Much Like Medical Advice - Never take Financial Advice from random people on the internet
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @ArdCollider they're not greenhouses , they're dryhouses
 Proudboar: Listening to random people on the internet is how you lose all your money to crypto, instead of investing it in other, much more reasonable things.  Like Imp Cruelty.
 definenull: *sigh* still waiting for monocles to roll well
 PharaohBender27: Well Macbeth was being actively haunted IIRC
 Proudboar: Imp Cruelty is the S&P 500 of Ravnican Rakdos Guild
 Sogheim: is it cruelty TO imps or cruelty BY imps?
 Proudboar: @Sogheim YES!
 glitched_goddess: "Oh shit it's wensday *dies*"
 PharaohBender27: 
 ArdCollider: oh come on I want to watch Monocles turn into a person.
 SnackPak_: so good
 accountmadeforants: @Sogheim No, no, "a cruelty" is the collective noun for imps.
 ArdCollider: also, Nelson is doing _amazingly_ at playing a native of the North Shore of Massachusetts. our default emotional state is "oh WELL"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyFlirtyDelicataSmoocherZ-bjA7bg2Le_8qgHal
 Proudboar: @ArdCollider As a Downeast Mainer - Mooood
 glitched_goddess: "...you BIT me..."
 e_bloc: just straight to the point
 FenrisSchafer:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 PharaohBender27: FOGCRAB FOGCRAB
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 Proudboar: @Proudboar Just perhaps less deep seated prejudice against the quebecois tourists and a simmering resentment for Maurice Richard
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VibrantCorrectAntChefFrank-Zy2agxXp4wWAHDJA
 ArdCollider: can you *imagine* Sigardan Quebecois-style blasphemies.
 e_bloc: I think they would have prefered a little foreplay first
 paulthemapguy: you must be very pious to think that, when you see a holy symbol, it is time to get off
 PharaohBender27: "Have you been eating fresh fruit?"
 ArdCollider: Linden just like going the hell off about the host of fucking herons of shit and balls
 A_Dub888: hi friends, what shenans have I missed?
  Juliamon: A_Dub888 Fortunately not much, if you're watching here
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: very little
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 We've started the combat you likely expected after last episode's cliffhanger
 ArdCollider: Linden's trying to convince a vampire that he is not delicious, which is not working so Chooha is helping.
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 A_Dub888: @ArdCollider well Linden’s a paladin so his blood’s probably a significant percent holy so….
 Sogheim: that is a nice shirt Graham is wearing. good color.
 SnackPak_: mrow
 PharaohBender27: 
 e_bloc: magic missile my old friend
 Shadowsoflife: at the darkness?
 Proudboar: They've never seen a cat look so miserable and know a miserable cat is terrifying for what it might do.
 PharaohBender27: Um was it just me who heard a Windows noise?
  Juliamon: that was the stream
 Proudboar: I heard it
  Juliamon: don't worry about it
 DeM0nFiRe: 🪟
 Naarius: Windows had strong opinions on that one
 paulthemapguy: if you don't have a d4, you can roll a d20, divide the result by 4, and take the remainder (i.e. d20 mod 40) (r0 = 4)
 Proudboar: But also, Vampires/Undead being afraid of a cat is on point
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Despoiler98:   GET OVER HERE
 PharaohBender27: Bophades: Turned on by traditional German Alpine women's dress
 ArdCollider: Bophades totally going to score a sweet pair of lederhosen before this is over
 Shadowsoflife: by the power of your dice. I role damage
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 e_bloc: for the love of god, she's wearing a dirndl
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableChillySagePMSTwin-yQkDm6J4wdftAxUw
 glitched_goddess: these eldrazi are just annoying...
 paulthemapguy: is it an Aaron Neville crab?
 SnackPak_: perfect
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableChillySagePMSTwin-yQkDm6J4wdftAxUw
 paulthemapguy: figuratively stunned versus literally stunned
 e_bloc: you clean yourself with that tongue?
 A_Dub888: he can turn into a bat?? Someone call Oliver!!
 paulthemapguy: vampires and cats: who is the better hisser?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BelovedTransparentCaterpillarDoubleRainbow-BTwlIP3KRwIkqgAs
 glitched_goddess: they're basically sky puppies
 CaptainSpam: LEFT and RITE
 glitched_goddess: beck and call...
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: marg and butt
 JessieImproved: both just say "these"
 paulthemapguy: Chooha grips the bat so convincingly that they could hit a home run with it.
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 12 on sneaking out for dinner. A lot of people see, but it's not super disruptive
 A_Dub888: does anyone find it odd?
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 *waves* bye have a wonderful time! *waves loudly to draw attention to the sneaking*
Despoiler98: did he get it from a guy named Steve Rogers?
 glitched_goddess: "he was almost compleat!"
 e_bloc: fantasy ozempic
 ArdCollider: too swole to live. it's a tragedy.
 paulthemapguy: injection is the word we're searching for I think
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 e_bloc: wait is church just a book club with only one book
 glitched_goddess: basically
 glitched_goddess: some have two, if you count the hymnal
 paulthemapguy: lol a book club where it's only about one book for eternity
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: beating up some NPCs then telling them they need to touch grass is brutal
 AdamYMHMI: @paulthemapguy Infinite Jest book club
 ArdCollider: I don't *even* want to know what therapy is on New Capenna. jesus christ.
 definenull: no no that's therapes
 paulthemapguy: If there was a place called New Capybara, I would want ALL of their therapy
 Simonark: I feel like The Brokers are trying to sell people on “Therapy”
 e_bloc: let the dead bury the dead
FlushmasterCyclonis: New Capenna is based on classic noire film, and that first became popular around the same general time as therapy began to become a recognized professional practice
FlushmasterCyclonis: At least that's my guess
Despoiler98: considering how many undead come out of the sea on Innistrad I would NOT trust eating the fish they catch
  Juliamon: Despoiler98 I wouldn't trust anything grown in the ground either...
 definenull: oh right.. orzhov
 paulthemapguy: smoked fish? yeah I can see a cat being highly interested in that lol
 SnackPak_:  science
FlushmasterCyclonis: I imagine the clergy on Innistrad do a lot of grief counseling. Granted, on Innistrad that's probably along the lines of "Suck it up and move on, I've got three more funerals this afternoon."
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 PharaohBender27 rolls a 17 sneaking back from dinner. Far fewer people notice his return
 definenull: "I'm deceiving! Fuck!"
 Shadowsoflife rolls a 19 for noticing what in the shadows.
 e_bloc: 
 e_bloc:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1
 e_bloc: I did not expect a monologue discussing the value of tranches of sub-prime spirits
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gizmofreak1: no not the bees
Haights: "beesus? nah, we going old testament"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingMagnificentDuckAMPEnergyCherry-_xH_yAr_1hq9rN-c
 ArdCollider: "constantly eating stem cells"
 paulthemapguy: If Adam was here, he would have asked "is she single?"
  Foxmar320: 
 PharaohBender27: "See, it's a crab but made of FOG"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
Despoiler98: HOLD UP
 definenull: its a crab death cult?!?
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: gettem Chooha
  Sarah_Serinde: Chooha has been working *so hard* to not die, and here are these people just trying to throw that away
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrangeAbrasiveHareWholeWheat-_fT1CNg_nDfOlYKf
Haights: GET EQUIPPED with BOFA LEAD
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: Henry the ate?
 PharaohBender27: So we're at the cliffs . . . are these the same cliffs where the Hanwier is? 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
a_ghost_avian: imp racing is probably the LEAST deadly entertainment the rakdos put on
 Simonark: Rakdos topical satire gets pointed.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
emanym: Classic Chooha.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 definenull: Chooha: an empath
a_ghost_avian: hes a STROMKIRK okay the crab thing makes sense now
 ArdCollider: highly senstive aetherborn
 Dog_of_Myth: Chooha needs a Snickers
 DigitalSeahorse:  just realized I got a Ukraine emote
a_ghost_avian: yeah the aether/mana on innistrad is messing them up
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlutenFreeAlluringFerretTheThing-53akULXZbowT2Zi7
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 paulthemapguy: "As an empath.........Chooha becomes more ready to kill people" is how that sentence started and ended.
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: oh no
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 glitched_goddess: it pulls itself along by wriggling its claw
Despoiler98:     OH NOOOOOOOOO
a_ghost_avian: [[crabomination]]
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenBoxyEggPeanutButterJellyTime-6GAvZSM2yOoUyuXZ
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
a_ghost_avian: theres an angle where it says Gids
 glitched_goddess: !card crabomination
  LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
 paulthemapguy: Book of Nebelcrab 16:21 "The Nebelcrab's allergy card"
a_ghost_avian: next thing you know youre fighting a mh3 rare
 Bruceski: "There was cheese?! The volcano god is lactose intolerant!"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 paulthemapguy: omnigull arises
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Despoiler98:    
 Bruceski: "This is the second worst thing the Simic created this week!"
 paulthemapguy: humanoid torso?
 PharaohBender27: Oh that's the professor, wasn't it
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 wedge_x: Crab Emperor
Mai_Andra: juicemaxxing
 PharaohBender27: Wave his pincers in the air like he doesn't care
  Juliamon: Crabbert
SuperWriterAndy: we dungeoning the dragons
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Haights: no, they cr-- dammit Graham
Haights: "I cast magic missile... I attack" -- the Starkness
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: bigger than before
 SnackPak_: bigger, you say?
Despoiler98: time for a kaiju fight\
Mai_Andra: "Grow, my monster! Grow!"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: *power rangers music plays in background
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: and your density scales upward by 4 lol
 Bruceski: @paulthemapguy Every dimension doubles, that's why weight goes up by 8. He's a cube.
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 s1ck1y: JUST IN TIME
 DigitalSeahorse:  a halo of locusts
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Wet_Feetman: @bruceski like in gulliver’s travels!
 paulthemapguy: Nebelus Crage screams "NOT THE BEES"
 PharaohBender27: @paulthemapguy 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TawdryIronicJalapenoTBCheesePull-6PLHLjEh6jNINJ6N
 DigitalSeahorse:  ptew
 e_bloc: playing with fire
 paulthemapguy: surface area of a sphere isn't that difficult of terrain! It's only 4*pi*r²...
 e_bloc: damn
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
 e_bloc: I somewhat regret we didn't get to see the 1
  Juliamon: a 1 probably would involve a jutting rock among the surf
 paulthemapguy: belly flop
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongStrongSparrowPJSugar-9bEvTTuXGGWC_jag
Mai_Andra: no minecraft mace drop damage?
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 doing the lord's work my friend
 DigitalSeahorse:   hits
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Thanks for the positive reinforcement! 
 paulthemapguy: lol thunder as opposed to lightning
 e_bloc: bophades storming off
a_ghost_avian: calling them Die4s is gonna make me irrationally miphed in the future
 DigitalSeahorse: thunder happens after the lightning depending on how close it is
 PharaohBender27: 30 is a possibility!?!?!?!?
 DigitalSeahorse: so it would be nearly instant
 e_bloc: "I'm going to need some d10s, and you're going to need a young priest and an old priest"
aesir_blade: Is thunder damage what d&d calls sonic damage these days?
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Shadowsoflife: o/
  r10pez10: it's thunder's 30th anniversary
 e_bloc: I forgot they were like level 10, so "does a 25 hit" isn't a rhetorical questions
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander Ahoy-hoy! Egbert's corpse is now a huge monster thanks to Simic meddling combined with feeding it to the Nebelcrab
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 glitched_goddess: !card sharktocrab
  LRRbot: Sharktocrab [2GU] | Creature — Shark Octopus Crab [4/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
 Lysander_salamander: I'll have to catch up on this later
 glitched_goddess: Ship of Eggbert
a_ghost_avian: !card haunted dead
  LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 PharaohBender27: 40 feet sounds pretty close considering he's in the sea and they're on the cliffs
 PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
 e_bloc: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 glitched_goddess: crab kidneys. cribneys.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Fred?
 Lysander_salamander: a pintle-mount on the hippogryph?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 PharaohBender27: For Michelle, that is
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah flying ox
 PharaohBender27: Look Chooha, you cousin became a DJ and hooked up with an insufferable Orzhov kid
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 Lysander_salamander: can't miss
 glitched_goddess: so I wonder when they remember they have a 7/4 on call lol
 Lysander_salamander: any wild magic this session?
Despoiler98: pew pew
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 definenull: HEHEHEHE
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 SnackPak_: 
  Juliamon: oboyoboy
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 ArdCollider: random bullshit go!
  Foxmar320: 
Despoiler98: NOICE
 Lysander_salamander: is that good?
 SnackPak_:  2 cats
 definenull: wait monocles becomes... bifocles?
Despoiler98:  congratulations
emanym: 😜
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 wedge_x: spider-man point
 UnknownFriday: THERE ARE FOUR CATS.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: the copy cat™
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastySuspiciousDogBCWarrior-lkCybrHFQP8PLklu
 Bruceski: Three mirror images, one of which insists it's the real one.
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Lysander_salamander: oh boy capitalism
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaa
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperAcceptableBunnyRiPepperonis-Chy3Z6T2jy2GiDKC
 Lysander_salamander: ohno
 Lysander_salamander: an especially rubbery part of him.  Like a flipper
 glitched_goddess: the one part that still has chitin
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OddEphemeralLasagnaMrDestructoid-BSLTMYmTnz8xQW_X
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I remember this joke from Cam
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: uh oh.  Heading to town for a smash
 DigitalSeahorse: I think I slept on my arm wrong
 Graham Stark: Going well in here YouTube chat?
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 UnknownFriday: Making it's way downtown? At least it has A Thousand Miles before it gets there.
Despoiler98: o7 they say bophades is still punching that crab to this day
 PharaohBender27: LET'S GO
 Lysander_salamander: yay
Mai_Andra: "bend luck" failed successfully
 definenull: more bloomburrow mentioned! 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: What's the ghostly crossbow joke?
 Lysander_salamander: I'm thinking something involving the A-team, but probably not
TriseAlpha: "Bouphades knits". Well punned.
Cptasparagus: @TriseAlpha https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbnegateSlipperyRaisinPanicBasket-KuC2NYgeg0ecwtLy
Cptasparagus: was clipping it lol
Trise: Yep!
emanym: I’m not black pilled.
Trise: For today's Book Club, we're going to read the Book of Vile Darkness. Ooh, spooky!
emanym: Sometimes you need terror that gets in your bones 🦴
emanym: Bye
 Lysander_salamander: oh, Unicorns
 e_bloc: a gift horse, if you will
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/3o6x0m/hit_him_with_ur_crossbow_steve/
 Lysander_salamander: oh
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Octopus token gag from zendikar?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: https://imgur.com/gallery/shoot-her-with-ur-crossbow-steve-NFCwtgp
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Someone has also done it w/ Emrakul
 definenull: deus ex.... hanweir?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yay 
 Lysander_salamander: I love this
 SnackPak_:  friends
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Serpens77: making it's way downtown. No wait, it *is* downtown
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlatantTameTurtleKreygasm-kt55E-cJB1fEJegZ
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 DigitalSeahorse:  giant crab tempura sammich
 Lysander_salamander: I'm imagining one of those stretchy toy gummy hands
Despoiler98: NOW Its a Kaiju fight
 glitched_goddess: avishkarran curry
 Shadowsoflife: ^
a_ghost_avian: a kamigawa campaign would go so hard
 e_bloc: magic missile my old friend.  I'm here to cast you once again
 Shadowsoflife: Love to do a kamigawa time shift campaign
TriseAlpha: (level 4 Magic Missile is 6 darts)
  QuixoticScrivener: love me a good 3.5 damage per missle
 Serpens77: magic doesn'tmiss-le
 Lysander_salamander: oh cool
 definenull: 10D6?!?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 glitched_goddess: 10d6 rolling is so comfy
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 definenull: the art! 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 definenull: was there even much to begin with? 
 Lysander_salamander: some Kalos and Agathea
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 glitched_goddess: "something tells you this is unusual."
 Lysander_salamander: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 glitched_goddess: 1hp and a dream
 Bruceski: 1 is not 0
 definenull: apply hammer to crab
 ArdCollider: steeeeve
 e_bloc: very shadow of the colossus
 definenull: er i mean sword to shark
 e_bloc: o7
 PharaohBender27: Simic person: "NNOOOOOO!!!"
 ArdCollider: that's not the only thing that was shallow!
 Bruceski: It's okay, I'm from Oregon. We know how to fix this.
 definenull: i don't think you want the innistrad fauna feasting on that....
 PharaohBender27: Hanwier's all, "Not sure we still want to live here if we have to look at THAT"
 Lysander_salamander: I wonder what happens if a stitcher gets their hands on a simic horror like the Eggbert Crab
  Sarah_Serinde: I love them
 e_bloc: get this amalgam some pear trees
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 SnackPak_: 
 gualdhar: Eddie Veder is now canon
 Lysander_salamander: 
Mai_Andra: just a ~wild and crazy town~
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlacidWimpyOysterBuddhaBar-BtK2Un3Cwpm2r14N
Despoiler98: the Monocles Quartet
 gnyrinn: "So, Eddie. This ... Gestalt township wants to be friends with you and because of our actions, it kinda considers you to owe them at least some courtesy. I recommend planting pear trees."
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 definenull: you find a spirit in a jar...
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaah
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Despoiler98:   
 Bruceski: Followed him across the planes because he owed money from a beer run.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 definenull: LETS GO
 Lysander_salamander: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 SnackPak_: 
 definenull: that is very persuasive
Despoiler98:     Chooha is DONE WITH YER SHIT
 e_bloc:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoweringDeliciousRavenDAESuppy-I5Cz_UR7vGJIQJJR
a_ghost_avian: are ravnikans like the bostonians of the multiverse
 Lysander_salamander: depending on the disctrict
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: What is Serania?  I forgot
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander Someone who is really into Elke but Elke didn't realize it
 Lysander_salamander: No I mean what species was she?
 Bruceski: Sultai zombie
 Lysander_salamander: thanks
 gnyrinn: Whenever the "wingman" term is used I'm reminded of an old QC quote "I dislike the term wingman. If your lovelife needs combat air support, you're already doing something very wrong."
 definenull: but the heat though
 Lysander_salamander: think of the dustbaths monocles could have
 Lysander_salamander: Oooooh.  Roadtrip!
 Lysander_salamander: Amonket Road Quest!
 PharaohBender27: 969
Mai_Andra: Road Quest Dice Friends
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: A desert cart for hope
coachNelly: just got here did everyone get married?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Despoiler98:    
 definenull: hooray!
 PharaohBender27: @coachNelly 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 
 Lysander_salamander: That was fun
 definenull: NOOO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ProcyonFlynn: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Despoiler98:  
 Lysander_salamander: Excited to catch up on this and see how we got to this cool boss fight
 e_bloc: this was great
coachNelly: glad y’all liked it!! 🦀 👰‍♀️
 definenull: o//
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
coachNelly: aaaaaaaaah
  Juliamon: ohai
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi again Graham 
Despoiler98: ohai G money
AdamYMHMI: It's future Graham!
 e_bloc: chef's kiss
 Lysander_salamander: very enjoyable
coachNelly: hey choir listen I have something important to tell you
 glitched_goddess: it's inspired me to write a magic d&d thing lol
 ArdCollider: Nelson, you make an astonishing eldritch New Englander. 
  Juliamon: I bet it is
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 definenull: unless?
  Juliamon: ohdear
 definenull: 
coachNelly: Paul update the software to fuck with you specifically?
Despoiler98: ohnoes
  Foxmar320: 
 Simonark: Crab monster sat on it.
Despoiler98: Paul Help
 idontgetmyrealname: graham, I hope you went to dinner
 Simonark: Not that one, unrelated.
  Juliamon: I blame whatever Windows was dinging about earlier
 definenull: doing it oldschool!
  Foxmar320: Blaming Windows is a safe bet
 Simonark: Waming Blindows is somehow a decent bet, that’s how often you can blame Windows.
  Juliamon: Just the one
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 definenull: WHAA
 LordZarano: Erika is live and Minecraftin'   
 vinewood_og: Ooh highlights!!!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Foxmar320: G Out!
 e_bloc:   
  Foxmar320: https://www.twitch.tv/escherichiacole
 Lysander_salamander: woot
 SnackPak_: 
 e_bloc:   
  Sarah_Serinde: You could also raid
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 SnackPak_: secret raid
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